(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
PEEPERS: Don't! Don't you do it Bingleborp Don't you dare fall to Dominator!
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) No!
No.
PEEPERS: No!
No! She did it!
Dominator destroyed every single planet in the flarpin' galaxy!
PEEPERS: There's nothing left to conquer! What are we gonna do now, sir? Sir?
PEEPERS: Sir? We're finished.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
They lost! I did it!
I played this stupid galaxy like a fiddle and then smashed that fiddle across
their dumb little faces! Ha!
Come on! Is this a party or a funeral?
Well, I guess it's kind of a funeral for them. Still, show a little excitement!
Ugh. Activate celebration protocol omega.
We'll work on that.
But I'm not gonna let you sad sack robozos rain on my parade
because I came, I saw and I dominated.
There's nothing left of this stupid galaxy!
There's... Nothing left? No more foolish little planets to destroy.
No more annoying, adorable idiots to antagonize. It's... Over.
DOMINATOR: Activate sympathy protocol sigma.
BOT: There, there. It will all be alright. Look, a shooting star.
Aw, it's not the same! What I wouldn't give for one more planet to destroy
King Bingleborp! I'm so glad you made it!
Welcome to our little secret hideaway Can I get you anything?
Vengeance! Dominator destroyed my planet!
My people have fled the galaxy.
I want to know exactly what you heroes s intend to do about it!
Cheer up, your Bingleness! We've got some of the smartest
bravest, and overall bestest folks in the galaxy
here to figure out how to stop her!
-Everybody, hello? -Oh, we're starting better find our seats.
Uh, hello, everyone. I'm Sylvia.
Whoo! Sylvia! All right!
We've invited you here because well, there's no place else.
SYLVIA: Dominator has driven us from our homes
and kept us on the run for an entire season... of our lives.
Well, I'm done running.
I'm making a stand on this tiny rock so small and far away
that even Dominator can't find it, here at
DESTRUCTOR: Feel like that was a poor choice of words.
This is our galaxy.
And no hot headed, cold hearted psycho is gonna take it from us.
(CROWD CHEERING)
CASHIER: Um, yeah, what's your plan exactly?
I am open to suggestions.
PRINCE CASHMERE: We should consult the mighty wizard
Neckbeard, the All-Knowing Naysayer!
NECKBEARD: Yeah, tried that. Didn't work. I could have told me it wouldn't.
Legend tells of an ancient battle mech known as Robomechabotatron!
Yeah, we kind of, sort of blew that up.
Whoa! That is... That is dark. Yeah, we're not doing that.
MITTENS: Why don't we just cozy up down here until this Dominator bird gets bored
-and hits the bricks. -and let her do the same thing
to another galaxy? No way!
This stops now.
Major Threat, you used to be one of the worst villains around,
a true galactic terror. What should we do?
I don't know, man.
All this heavy stuff is really bumming me out.
Hey, who's up for pizza?
I want anchovies!
-Half pineapple! -No pineapple!
Ugh, no wonder Dominator was able to take over this galaxy
Lord Hater? Barry? Andy? Anybody?
Listen up, Watchdogs!
To the untrained eyeball, it may seem as though Dominator has won!
Wrong! I have done careful research
and using my extensive knowledge of gravity wells and thermodynamics...
His what, now?
I have uncovered this! A Class D planetoid emitting a minimal gravitational pull
allowing it to go undetected by Dominator,
which means... There's one... Planet left.
-There is? -And guess who's on it?
Oh, great!
We will use Wander as a distraction in order to conquer the planet
turning our greatest weakness into our greatest strength!
-We will? -Dominator may have destroyed
every other planet, but as long as there
is hate in my bones, she will never get this one!
This is where we make our stand!
And let her know that she failed because this planet
Nay, this galaxy
belongs to the Duke of Destruction! The Monarch of Mayhem
The greatest in the galaxy! Lord Hater!
WATCHDOGS: Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!
Watchdogs, eyes up!
We've got a galaxy to save so we can conquer it later!
Where has this guy been all season... of our lives?
Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!
(REFUGEES ARGUING)
Hello! Ahem! Yoo-hoo! Hey, over here.
Hi, everybody.
WANDER: I know you're all upset, taking it out on each other won't help anything
Sure, Dominator's got a brutal swath of
chaos and destruction throughout our galaxy.
But if she gets us to turn on our friends, then we've really lost.
WANDER: A planet's just a place you hang your hat
WANDER: As long as we've got each other
We've still got a shot. (ALL CHEERING)
Together, there's nothing in the galaxy we can't do! (ALL CHEERING)
So, what are we gonna do?
EVERYONE: Destroy Dominator! WANDER: Yea... wait, the what, now?
-Destroy Dominator! -Woah, woah, woah!
Resheath that sword! Undraw those guns!
Deflex those pecs!
I don't want to destroy anybody.
Sylvia, help me out here. Sylvia?
I'm sorry buddy.
Look, but I thought we were gonna figure out how to stop her from being so evil.
There's gotta be a reason
she's so mean! If we could just figure that out
An enemy's just a friend you haven't made yet. Right?
Sometimes an enemy is, is just an enemy.
Thanks, but we'll handle it from here.
SYLVIA: Okay, Starbella, Ripov, Major Threat, you've all got ships.
The Baa'haalans have an army. Neckbeard's got tons of magical weapons and stuff.
SYLVIA: It's a bold move, but someone's got to do it.
DOMINATOR: Dumb. Stupid. Sigh. Boring!
BOT: Suggested course of action Dominate another galaxy.
But that means starting from scratch! Meeting a bunch of new people
figuring out the right way to crush their spirits.
(GROANS)
DOMINATOR: Demolishing this galaxy was my masterpiece.
It was so full of dorks ripe for the dominating.
Where am I gonna find anyone as dumb and hopeful and pathetic and...
(ARMORED VOICE): Perfect!
(LAUGHS EVILLY AND MANIACALLY)
WANDER: Um, hello! Dominator?
I wanted to stop by, have a chat.
Is this a bad... Time?
DOMINATOR: Bots, stand down
You're not going to have them destroy me.
No.
Ah, see? I knew you weren't all bad.
-I'm going to destroy you. Run. -Wait, the what, now?
WANDER (SCREAMING) DOMINATOR (LAUGHING)
Pete, man the torpedo tubes!
Ted, prepare the Eye Fighters for launch! Captain Tim, heel! Sit! Good boy.
PEEPERS: Sir, you're on point, you're formulating strategies
PEEPERS: you actually know the Watchdogs' names! This is incredible!
No, Peepers. This is incredible. Activate Skullcrusher mode!
♪ Here comes the Skullcrusher ♪
Whoa!
Peepers, no time for distraction. We need to focus on getting our galaxy back
Are you crying?
No, sir.
Barry, Jerry, punch it!
Hey, get back here!
What fun is you running in terror if I don't get to watch you run in terror?
I just wanna get to the root of your pain!
-Maybe hug it out! Ow! -(LAUGHING)
Sylvia! Oh, thank Grop. We gotta get outta here before... Sylvia!
No!
DOMINATOR (LAUGHING): The look...
on your face. "Sylvia, no!"
Thought your friend... Dead.
Why are you like this?
Ha ha. Just lucky, I guess.
I'm serious. Everyone else is out there trying to destroy you
But I figure there's good
way deep down in everyone. There's gotta be some reason you're so
WANDER: so Grop-darned evil all the time.
If you tell me what's ailin' ya,
Maybe I can help you out.
What do you say?
Really? You mean it?
Of course I do.
Because I believe an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet.
Wow.
I gotta thank you... For letting me know
there's more of you idiots out there to destroy!
What? No!
You said everyone else was trying to destroy me
That means they're still out there.
Where are they?
They're no. I mean, there's no one anywhere.
Even if there was, it's not they're secretly hiding out plotting your demise.
It's just little old me, so you better hurry up and destroy me now, please
DOMINATOR: Bots, scan him!
Shut... up! There's another planet to dominate?
And it's full of your weird little pals?
Oh, this is just the cherry on top I was looking for!
But I just wanted to help you
oh, you were a big help... Friend.
Okay, Rebels, what are we gonna do?
EVERYONE: Destroy Dominator! SYLVIA: How are we gonna do it?
Destroy Dominator!
MICHELLE: Sorry!
Yeah, no, I get that. I love the enthusiasm, but how?
We need a plan. I mean, we can't just waltz up and punch her ship, you know
Wander, you've snuck onto her ship more than anyone.
Do you have any bright ideas?
Wander, Wander?
Where could he have gone?
There's no place left in the galaxy except (GASPS) Oh, no.
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
DOMINATOR: Hey, guys! How's it going?
Guess who I found. Wanna say hi?
-Hi -Wander!
Oh, thank Grop you're still okay! I was so worried about you.
I was worried you'd be worried.
I was worried that my worry would worry you.
-I was worried you'd be... -Ugh, enough! You should all be worried
DOMINATOR (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) LORD HATER: No!
LORD HATER: It is you who should be worried, Lord Dominator!
You can steal my planets.
You can capture my enemy.
You could even break up with me.
LORD DOMINATOR: You realize we were never dating.
You want to destroy my galaxy, You gotta get through me first.
Well, that was weird.
Where was I? Oh, yeah.
EVERYBODY: Phew, phew, phew, phew...
Please stop this! It's terrible! And emotionally exhausting!
Okay, let's get down to business.
And I know just where to start.
(ARMORED VOICE): Grab the Zbornak!
Flab-drazzit tin cans!
(ARMORED VOICE): I destroy your best friend, then I watch you cry!
CHORUS (SINGING): Who is the universe's ultimate evil-doer?
Hater! Hater! Hater!
An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!
You guys saved my life.
PEEPERS: Don't get used to it, this is a one-time stop the badder bad guy thing.
How is this idiot doing this?
He's a terrible bad guy!
But he makes a pretty good good guy!
I think I see your crack in your armor.
That's it! This ends now!
I'm doing it, I'm actually winning!
LORD DOMINATOR (SARCASTICALLY): We're all very impressed.
What exactly do you think is going to happen here?
Um, I'm gonna stop you.
Please, even if you could, you'd still be a joke.
The lamest in the galaxy! Just a lethargic, self-centered jerk...
that nobody has ever, or will ever, respect.
Face it, you are literally
the worst villain ever.
Hate's great best villain, Hate's great best villain,
EVERYONE: Hate's great best villain, Hate's great best villain
How is this happening? They're just a bunch of goofy idiots!
Bots, help me!
Fine, I don't need you.
I don't need anybody.
Well, that's silly. Everybody needs somebody.
That's it.
You need us. I have Sylvia.
Lord Hater has peepers and the watchdogs.
But you're all alone up here.
Shut up.
I've got lots of friends.
Bot 79, Bot 108, Bot 13.
No, wait, I blew up Bot 13. Shut up!
I've got lots of friends!
You could've destroyed us when you first showed up.
WANDER: When we put on that concert for you, you spent a whole night out with Syl.
But you didn't.
Because you like hanging around us.
Even if it is in a "I'm gonna kill you" way.
Stop it. Just stop talking
That's why you're such a bully.
You're lonely.
I'll destroy you!
Wander!
What?
Why did you save me?
I tried to kill you like, a lot
Because an enemy's just a friend
you haven't made yet, and there's a whole bunch of potential friends down there.
Sure, you sort of tried to destroy them So it'll be a few awkward dinner parties
But if they can cheer for him, they can accept anybody.
But you realize I'm, like, demolished your entire galaxy.
WANDER: You'd be surprised what you can grow from a little bit of kindness.
It's never too late for a fresh start.
So let's try this again.
Hello to you! Folks call me Wander
That's my pal, Sylvia.
Welcome to the Galaxy.
We hope you will accept our humble gift of friendship.
Shut up, you guys are so weird. I'm leaving.
Didn't want to destroy a goofy little galaxy anyway,
you're all a bunch of dorks.
I'm taking this because I'm hungry. Not because we're friends.
Buddy, I am so sorry.
I doubted you. You were totally right.
I don't know about that.
I really thought I could make a new friend.
I think you may just yet.
PEEPERS: You did it, sir! You saved the galaxy!
LORD HATER: A galaxy of new planets.
For me...
to conquer!
Starting with this one!
Or it's a whole new galaxy for us to explore, come on buddies.
We're not your buddies.
SYLVIA AND PEEPERS (IN UNISON): Nothing ever changes.
Oh, come on!
Stupid friendship Orange.
Dumb peel! Bunch of dorks
They'll get what's coming to them.