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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Wander! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

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(ROOSTERS CROW)

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Okay, Wander. I'm up. You don't have to...

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Since when am I the first one up?

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(WEAKLY) Good morning, Sylvia.

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What a beautiful day!

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Uh, you feeling okay there, buddy?

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Okay?

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I'm feeling great!

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How's about a rousing "good morning" song
to get this day started right?

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(SCATTING DISCORDANTLY)

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Wander, are you...

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sick?

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Me? Sick? No way.

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I can assure you that I am

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the farthest thing in the world
from being...

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(SNEEZES LOUDLY)

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sick.

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I'm fine, Sylvia. Really.

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I have too much to do today to be sick.

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I'll just power through with the power...

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friendship... smile... sunshine...

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banjo face or something.

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Oh, no.

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The only way you're gonna
get better is if you get some rest.

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I'll take care of everything.

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Oh, don't go out of your way for me.

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I got this, I got this. I...

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I did it!

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Okay, I'm gonna go get
some wood for a fire.

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You stay here and rest.

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Okay!

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-Wander, what are you-
-Helping you collect firewood.

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You don't have to do anything, okay?

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If you need something, just ask.

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Is there anything you need?

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Well,

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a glass of water might be nice.

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One water, coming right...

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(SIGHS) up.

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Stay.

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You got it!

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Just as soon as I help you
start this fire...

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(SNEEZES LOUDLY)

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Buddy. (SIGHS)

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I know you always wanna help,

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but sometimes, you have to
take care of yourself first.

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But, I can't be sick.

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I'm already way behind on my
morning helping routine.

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If I don't help everyone
who needs helping,

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terrible things might happen.

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Yeah, like you getting so sick
you can't help anyone.

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So you miss out on a few chores.
It's not the end of the universe.

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(GROANS)

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How about I do your helping routine
for you?

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Really?

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I don't know. It's kind of a tall order.

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Come on. You've helped me so many times.

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It's time for you to let me help you.

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Just tell me what you need me to do
and I will go do it

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while you stay here and do nothing.

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Well...

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Okay!

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I usually start my morning by
making brekkies for you,

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me, and any locals that might be around.

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WANDER: Did you feed all the locals?

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(CHIRPING)

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All the locals?

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Next, I usually go give Buster
a good scratch behind the ears.

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WANDER: Oh! You've gotta go hit the
snooze button on Lord Hater's alarm clock,

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or he'll be really cranky all day.

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Give the Black Cube a banjo lesson.

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(DISTORTED CHANTING)

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WANDER: Raise the soles of Peepers' shoes
another eighth of an inch.

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Oh! Way to grow, Commander Peepers.

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(ROBOTIC VOICE SINGING) Let's get awesome!

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Oh! And feed Emperor Awesome's
white Tigrexes.

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(SNEEZES)

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Oh, the Watchdogs'
intramural tetherball finals are today,

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and they need a referee.

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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Point, Barry.

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Woo hoo!

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WANDER: Give the floor at Blorpee's
a good mopping.

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You missed a... (SNEEZES)

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spot.

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Double check that no one on
Okeydokeyia needs help.

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We never do.

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WANDER: Hit Hater's snooze button again.

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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WANDER: Change Huckleberry Knucklehead's
diaper.

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Throw out anything that doesn't
have a name in the Watchdogs' fridge.

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Return any lost socks.

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(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)

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(SOBBING LOUDLY)

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Isn't that your sock?

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WANDER: Oh, yeah.

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Make sure to hit Lord Hater's
snooze button one more time.

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(WANDER SNEEZES)

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Oh, and there's one more thing.

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-Water Dominator's cactus.
-What?

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But...

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Wait, why does Dominator
even have a cactus?

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(SNIFFLES)

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I left a cactus in her guest bathroom
the last time we were there.

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WANDER: I thought it really
brightened up the place.

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(COUGHS) But you're right, Sylvia.

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I shouldn't ask you to do something
so dangerous.

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(WANDER COUGHS)

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I will do it myself.

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Flab drassit, Wander.
Crab-hammerin' cactus.

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Where is this guest bathroom anyway?

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-(WANDER SNEEZES LOUDLY)
-Oh, no.

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Oh! Wander!

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Hey, Sylvia.

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Wait. Is this the...

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Is this the guest bathroom?

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SYLVIA: But where's the cactus?

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Yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you.

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I actually think I might've just dreamed
about getting Dominator a cactus.

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You know what?
We should go get her a cactus.

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Call it Spike.

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SYLVIA: Stay...

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there...

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and rest!

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Okay?

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(SNIFFLES) Okay, Sylvia.

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Oh, you seriously do all this every day
before I'm even awake?

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You're a very heavy sleeper.

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Oh. I could use a nap now,
that's for sure.

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(GASPS) Sylvia!

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What is it?

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Oh! I forgot to visit Ms. Myrtle.

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Who's what now?

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Every week, I visit this kindly old lady,
Ms. Myrtle,

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and bring her a tin of snickerdoodles,

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so we can chat, we can catch up.

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Oh, she loves snickerdoodles.

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I can't let her down!

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(SIGHS)

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Wander, you not visiting an old lady
is not the end of the universe.

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(PANICKED) But, but...

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Wander, whoah, whoah. Okay!

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I will visit Ms. Myrtle for you.

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But you have to promise me that
you're gonna stay right here

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and finally get some rest.

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Okay?

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(SIGHS)

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(SNIFFLES) I promise.

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Good. Now sleep.

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WANDER: (SIGHS) You got it.

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WANDER: (PANICKED) Sylvia!

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The snickerdoodles!

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Huh. Weird place for some old biddy
to live.

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Ms. Myrtle?

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Ms. Myrtle? Ms...

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(GROUND RATTLES)

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Miss... Myrtle?

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(WANDER STRUGGLING)

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(GROANING)

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I'm coming, Sylvia!

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(GROANS)

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Who dares disturb the slumber
of Ms. Myrtle,

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The Eternal Turtle,

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keeper of the cosmos,

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weaver of the very fabric of the galaxy?

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Huh, only I...

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can save...

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the universe.

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Must deliver...

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snickerdoodle...

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(SNEEZES LOUDLY)

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(GROANS WEAKLY)

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Ms. Myrtle!

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Please don't destroy the universe.

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I'm here.

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I brought your snicker...

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(CHUCKLES) And then,
the ballet dancer says,

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"Annihilation?
I thought her name was Susan."

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-Myrtle?
-Oh, hello, Wander.

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Your delightful friend, Sylvia and I
are having such a grand time.

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(STAMMERING) But the cookies.

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Why hasn't the universe ended?

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Oh, Wander dear.

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though I do enjoy your visits,

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Sylvia said you were sick,

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so I understand why you couldn't come.

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It's all right to let other people
help you, you know.

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It's not the end of the universe.

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(LAUGHING)

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Yeah, never hurts to let...

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someone...

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help.

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(SNORING)

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Snickerdoodle?

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(LAUGHING) Oh, no.
I can't stand those things.

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(MENACINGLY) Seriously,
get them out of my sight,

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or I'll destroy the universe!

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♪ Doodley doot doot doot doot ♪

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(YAWNING)

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(RUMBLING)

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WANDER: Wow!

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Sylvia, there's a whole little planet
in here

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full of these little itty-bitty Bitties!

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Wander, put that down before he sees you!

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(COUGHING)

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You dare touch the stuff of
the mighty wizard Neckbeard,

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the all-knowing naysayer? (COUGHS)

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Sorry, sorry. He was just, uh,

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making sure no one else touches it.

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And now, he's putting it back.

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Right, Wander?

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(SIGHS) Look,

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I'm like the most laid-back guy there is.

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But this is my shop full of
rare and dangerous magic items

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too complex for your tiny minds
to comprehend.

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So, if you don't wanna unleash the wrath
of the greatest wizard in the universe,

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you gotta treat my word as law.

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Law one - no touching!

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Especially not my orb.

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Feel me, muchacho?

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Sorry, O' Great Neckbeard!

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It won't happen again.

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So, you want me to help you find something
to deal with this

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'Dominator' lady?

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Yes!

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We heard you have an item of great power

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that can zap her as far away
from this galaxy as possible.

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Is that right?

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No.

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I have something that will translocate her
as far away as possible. But 'zapping'?

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I have no idea what that is.

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Okay.

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We heard you have an item that can
'translocate' her as far away as possible.

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Please, O' Mighty Neckbeard,
you're our only hope.

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(LOAD GROAN)

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Fine.

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Follow me.

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Translocate you into the next dimension,
you big...

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Wander, no!

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Even if he is being a real jerk,

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this guy may have the only thing
that can help us.

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So stay put,

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don't question him,
and stay out of his business.

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But what bad can come from
learning about these little guys?

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I mean, the more you know,
the more you grow.

257
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,321
No!

258
00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:42,657
No knowing, no growing,
or we'll be throw-en outta here,

259
00:13:42,741 --> 00:13:45,577
and Dominator will be
blowing our galaxy to bits!

260
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,120
Well, your point did rhyme,

261
00:13:47,245 --> 00:13:48,997
so okay.

262
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:56,213
Oh, what could one little eyeball
in somebody else's business hurt?

263
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:00,884
(GASPS)

264
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,719
WANDER: Look at all those little Bitties

265
00:14:02,802 --> 00:14:06,014
on their itty-bitty world
leading their itty-bitty Bitty lives.

266
00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:07,432
Why, it's Billy Bitty.

267
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:10,518
He's lost his entire family, oh, no!

268
00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:13,688
Will he have to scour the universe
leaving no stone un...

269
00:14:13,772 --> 00:14:14,856
Oh no, there they are!

270
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,610
It's Billy's wife Betty,
kissing him sweetly on his way to work.

271
00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:21,363
Meanwhile, Betty meets her sister-in-law,
Beatrice,

272
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:24,324
a professional masseuse
who's unlucky in love.

273
00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:25,742
Unbeknownst to Beatrice,

274
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:29,287
her true love Benedict is on the
opposite side of town,

275
00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:33,375
searching for something to fill the
Beatrice-sized hole in his heart.

276
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,794
If only they could find each other!

277
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,755
But I promised not to mess with them.

278
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,842
Whoops!

279
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:48,473
(SQUEALS IN HAPPINESS)
Romance is in the air!

280
00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,558
What was that?

281
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:52,936
Banjo, huh?

282
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,604
(SCATTING)

283
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:55,814
Yeah, well, I play

284
00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:57,107
the Theremin.

285
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,483
(BITTIES SCREAMING)

286
00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:00,068
Oh, no!

287
00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:04,739
Oh, yeah. Theremins are super complicated.

288
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:08,493
When people hear I play, they're all like,
"No way! That's too hard".

289
00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:12,831
But then I show them, and they're like,
"Stop!

290
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,792
Stop being a wizard immediately,
and be a pro musician".

291
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,544
And I'm all, "Thanks,

292
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,462
but I'm killing it in the magic biz".

293
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,590
Hey, speaking of magic,

294
00:15:21,882 --> 00:15:23,967
do you have any idea where
to find this zapping... I mean,

295
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,760
this translocating device?

296
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:32,434
Because we know your time
is so very valuable, and we are

297
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:35,270
ashamed to waste even a second of it.

298
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:37,689
Do not question my methods, lady!

299
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,567
I am Neckbeard, the all-knowing naysayer,

300
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,485
and my methods shall be revealed

301
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:46,239
when I see fit.

302
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,202
(SIGH) I think it's over here.

303
00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:57,834
Whew! You're safe.

304
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,878
Oh, uh hi.

305
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:03,298
-Uh, folks call me...
-(BITTIES SCREAMING)

306
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:08,345
WANDER (SINGING): Hushy-hush, hushy-hush.
Don't be in such a crushy-rush.

307
00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:11,681
Just hushy-hush, hushy-hush,
and fussy won't make such a fuss.

308
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,892
That was a close one. Phew!

309
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:15,185
Phew!

310
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:16,436
Whoah!

311
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,771
(IMITATING) Whoah!

312
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,773
That's amazing!

313
00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:21,900
(IMITATING) Amazing!

314
00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:23,777
(SCATTING) Yep a dip dip, bip a ditty yip!

315
00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:29,866
(LAUGHTER GETS LOUDER)

316
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:31,910
NECKBEARD: What's so funny?

317
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:37,374
I'm just thinking how
foolish and lame we are compared to you.

318
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,335
Huh, yeah. That's pretty hilarious.

319
00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:45,382
(BITTIES HUMMING THEME SONG)

320
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,846
Oh, wow!

321
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,932
A statue for me of me?

322
00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:55,892
I'm so flattered.

323
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,270
Oh, a bigger statue?

324
00:16:58,353 --> 00:16:59,854
Ha! Thank you.

325
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,773
WANDER: And you learned to dance, too?

326
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,109
I told Sylvia nothing bad would happen.

327
00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:06,486
See, the more you know, the more you...

328
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:07,988
(BITTIES SCREAMING)

329
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,864
Oh no!

330
00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:13,952
No.

331
00:17:14,703 --> 00:17:16,496
Ye... No.

332
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:20,375
Please, we really need something.
Anything to stop Dominator. Now...

333
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,543
Which is it?

334
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,879
Stop Dominator or get rid of Dominator?

335
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,881
Because those are two different things.

336
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,757
Sounds like you need an ultimate weapon.

337
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,804
A stick?

338
00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,349
(SYNTHWAVE MUSIC PLAYS)

339
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,399
A bow staff.

340
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,818
In the proper hands,
it's the deadliest weapon in the...

341
00:17:46,902 --> 00:17:49,321
-(GROWLS)
-Though you wouldn't know anything...

342
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,740
Zapping device! What, where, how?

343
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:53,617
Translocate... (GRUNTS)

344
00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:56,119
(COUGHS) Okay, okay.

345
00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:57,537
Oblivion mirror.

346
00:17:57,621 --> 00:18:00,415
It'll magically transport anything to
the farthest regions of the universe,

347
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:01,666
never to return.

348
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,751
But it only works once,

349
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:03,835
so you gotta be careful.

350
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,087
Finally. Things are looking up.

351
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:07,923
(BITTIES SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND)

352
00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:09,799
Empathy, not enemies!

353
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:13,220
Please, there's plenty more
impressive things in the galaxy to be into

354
00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,304
than little old me!

355
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,890
There's supernovas, and meteor showers,

356
00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:19,851
and puppies, and banjos, and best friends,

357
00:18:19,935 --> 00:18:21,686
and triple pickle pie, and...

358
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,855
Do you have any idea what you've done?

359
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,982
(BITTIES SCREAMING)

360
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,444
These guys were mint in box.

361
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,947
They aren't ready to understand
a bigger universe.

362
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,490
They've already seen too much.

363
00:18:34,032 --> 00:18:37,244
That's crazy!
The more you know, the more you grow!

364
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,371
Wrong, 'cause nobody knows more than me.

365
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,498
And what they don't know won't hurt them.

366
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,167
Here. Oblivion mirror.

367
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,461
Use this on Dominator to send her
wherever you want.

368
00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:47,796
Now get outta here!

369
00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,423
You mean, it was right there the whole...

370
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:51,633
Oh, never mind!

371
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:52,926
I thought we'd never get outta here.

372
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,762
But Sylvia, the Bitties!

373
00:18:57,055 --> 00:19:00,600
Buddy, I know. But we've got
bigger problems than those small fries.

374
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:04,271
If we don't stop Dominator,
there may be no galaxy.

375
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,482
Besides, aren't they better off
not knowing about all the horrible stuff

376
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:08,567
that's out there?

377
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:09,818
-No.
-Good.

378
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,152
Wait, what?

379
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,781
Hey, nay! I say nay!

380
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,825
(BITTIES SCREAMING)

381
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:22,455
NECKBEARD: Magic, magic! Magic!

382
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:25,250
Just because you act like
you know everything, doesn't mean you do.

383
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,334
NECKBEARD: Magic!

384
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:29,796
You can't keep other people in the dark
just to make yourself seem smarter!

385
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,675
Magic, magic!

386
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:40,807
Magic!

387
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,441
Magic!

388
00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:03,330
Whoah!

389
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:09,669
(GROWLING)

390
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,593
(IN A DEEP VOICE) Magic!

391
00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:20,388
-Hey!
-Ha!

392
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:22,432
I have what you want,
you have what I want.

393
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,142
Unwinnable situation.

394
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,685
Now give me the orb.

395
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,896
Wander, we need that mirror.

396
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:31,733
But Sylvia, everybody deserves a chance
to try and understand the universe.

397
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,026
(BITTIES SQUEALING)

398
00:20:34,194 --> 00:20:36,821
Sorry, buddy.
Say good-bye to your Bitties...

399
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:41,243
'cause they're going on a long trip!

400
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,328
Yo, know-it-all! Catch!

401
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:46,039
Oh, not in the face!

402
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,918
No!

403
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,211
Not cool!

404
00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:54,130
They're too small and stupid
to survive out there in the universe.

405
00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,674
They're too primitive. They're...

406
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,259
(BITTIES SQUEAKING)

407
00:20:58,093 --> 00:20:59,302
totally fine?

408
00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:02,430
Sylvia, that mirror only had one use.

409
00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:04,391
We won't be able to send Dominator away.

410
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:08,103
Good. That'll give the Bitties
a fresh new galaxy to explore

411
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,896
where nobody else can mess with them.

412
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,857
And I'm sure, if we keep exploring,
we'll figure something else out, too!

413
00:21:13,108 --> 00:21:15,819
After all, the more you know,
the more you grow, right?

414
00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:20,699
(IN A DEEP VOICE) You are totally gonna
pay for that!

415
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:26,246
That'll be 17.50 for the mirror
and 37.99 for the orb.

416
00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:42,220
BITTIE: That's amazing!

417
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:44,222
Amazing!

418
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:56,735
(THEREMIN PLAYING)