(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ All right!! Hater!! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING) -(LASERS FIRING)
(FIRING STOPS)
(DOOR OPENS)
Angela, Mom and Dad are gonna be worried sick.
What was so important that you ran off in the middle of an evacuation?
Oh, sweetie.
JAMIE: It's all right, Melodie.
I can get us back to the escape ship.
I'll just jump out an be all like, "Hey, Robo-dorks!
I'm gonna rewire your hardware!" Bam! Pow!
That's crazy.
We should lie low and wait for this to blow over.
Maybe we could just, um,
ask the robots to not be so mean.
I'm really liking my "Hey, Robo-dorks" plan.
Well, whatever we do, we have to do it fast,
or we'll miss our...
escape ship.
(DAVID AND ANGELA SCREAMING)
-I'll scramble their circuit! -I'm too young for half of me to die!
Jamie! David! Hank! It'll be okay.
The Hero of legend will save us.
-Of course! -Duh.
The hero will totally stop Dominator.
What's the matter?
You've never heard the legend of the Hero?
He's a hundred feet tall!
I heard he ate a supernova on a dare!
He fights for what's right!
MELODIE: He's...
Oh no! Stop, hat and roll!
SYLVIA: What are you kids still doing here?
Dominator's gonna crack this planet in half any second now!
(WANDER SCREAMING)
Don't worry, ma'am.
-"Ma'am"? -The Hero's gonna arrive to save us!
He can handle anything.
Well, until that guy shows up,
maybe we get you to your folks.
(HEAVY CRASH)
Boy, we sure are lucky we found you kids.
Aw, we would've been fine, mister.
The Hero would've saved us!
Oh! Which hero? (IMITATING) Prince Cashmere?
Stella Starbella? Sir Bradley Starlight?
No, not those jokers.
The hero!
HANK: He's a mythical furry creature.
I heard it took out Lord Hater himself.
WANDER: Oh, really?
HANK (IMITATING LORD HATER): I hereby conquer this planet
in the name of Lord Hater!
The greatest in the galaxy!
(IMITATES THUNDER)
(EVIL LAUGH)
(SCATTING DRAMATIC MUSIC)
WANDER: Aw, is he giving him a loving friendship hug?
HANK: Nah! He's squeezing the life outta him!
(ROARS)
Oh... Okay?
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
(GIGGLES)
Don't listen to Hank.
He's got the hero all wrong.
He's super cool and edgy.
He won't just save the planet, he'll make Dominator look like a dork too!
(SCRAPING)
Plus, he was around way before Hater.
I heard he took down Major Threat!
MAJOR THREAT: The Million Year Darkness is nigh!
Once I've blotted out the sun,
a reign of fear and...
(ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS)
(CACKLING)
(BELCHES)
Oh no.
Aw, sorry, Major Threat.
(MOCKING) Did I do that?
Major bummer! (FARTS)
Did I mention he's super witty and hilarious?
(SINGING) When you're a stupid dummy!
And you got a stupid face!
(ANGRILY) Ah!
Oh yeah? Well, how would you like this?
(LAUGHS)
Oh yeah? Well, how would you like...
Mustard or mayo?
Please stop!
You are so totally...
Radical? Beedle deedle dee!
Annoying!
(FARTS)
(SINGING) Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit!
(STAMMERING) But I don't...
Sylvia, I would never!
(STAMMERING) I...
I know, buddy.
Some kids are just really intense.
No way, Jamie!
He's a monster!
He's an outlaw!
-Monster! -Outlaw!
Please! Stop! The Hero isn't mean.
He's kind and curious.
DAVID: He's kinda like a little kid.
What a neat town this is.
I'll have to remember to take lots of neat pictures
to remember this neat town by.
-(LOUD CRASH) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
What?
DAVID: And he doesn't travel alone.
He's got a big, strong friend that protects him
from bad stuff like galactic dictators.
About time.
-What? -What? Nothing.
Oh no! There shouldn't be a monster here.
I'm going to need help to stop it.
Come in, Silver 7! I need you!
♪ Silver 7! ♪
♪ Ultra robot fighting force! ♪
♪ Silver 7! ♪
♪ Super-mechanized wonder horse! ♪
♪ Your monster-smashing friend! ♪
♪ Until the end! ♪
♪ Silver 7! ♪
KID WANDER: Silver 7, activate Protocol... Duchess!
I love you, Silver 7.
♪ Silver 7! ♪
(SINGING) Your monster-smashing friend!
Until the end!
Silver 7!
Okay...
Well, according to my calculations, your planet's escape ship
should be passing by in the morning.
So, unless anybody else has any non-robot horse theories,
maybe we should all get a little rest.
"Theories"? Please.
That was cute for fan fiction, but it's hardly canon.
The hero isn't like that.
Oh, yeah? How do you know?
Because I know where he comes from.
You do?
-You do? -You do?
You do?
Oh, yes.
His true origins are dark and complex,
with lots of twists and feels.
So many feels.
MELODIE: At the dawn of time, there was a race of star nomads
who travelled the galaxy, spreading light and joy.
But the youngest and most innocent Nomad wandered off
and his uncontrollable curiosity
accidentally released an ancient evil
that corrupted his father, turning him into a creature of pure hate!
Shocking twist!
Racked with guilt,
the Hero travels the galaxy,
trying to undo the mistakes of his past,
while also trying to find his long-lost sister
who has sworn revenge against him.
Double twist!
To survive, he'll have to unlock
his inner strength, compassion, courage,
and the power of the wolf!
(SNARLING)
-This horrible curse... -HANK: Wait.
HANK: I thought it was inner strength MELODIE: Inner strength can be a curse.
It can only be lifted by his true love.
A secret winged princess.
JAMIE: Are you kidding? HANK: Aw, come on!
Silence! This is only part one of a three-part trilogy!
So...
...so you see, Emperor Awesome's his half-brother,
and the Evil Sandwich is his cousin, and...
But he still crushes villains, right?
Dude's gotta have a guitar!
What about Silver 7?
His friend to the end?
(LOUD THUMPING)
-This is not happening. -We're doomed!
We're dead!
What are we gonna do?
The Hero's not here yet!
WANDER: The escape ship!
How can we get the kids up there with bots focused on the ship?
Easy. They'll be focused on us!
Hey, fellas, perhaps you would like a warm, distracting hug!
WANDER: Sylvia, activate protocol Orbit Away!
-Thanks! -Thanks ma'am!
Thank you!
And don't worry! When we find him, we'll send the Hero back to help you!
Hey, why didn't you set those kids straight and tell them the truth?
Aw, Syl. It doesn't matter if the stories are true or not.
All that matters is that they give them hope.
Now ride, Silver 7, ride!
(WANDER LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(GROANS) Nothing! We have nothing!
No power, no planets, no plan.
Dominator's obliterating the entire galaxy,
and I've got no idea how to stop her!
And she won't even go on a date with me.
Sir, I'm sure being rejected by your most hated enemy,
that you're also in love with, feels bad.
But we really, really need a plan.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I could really use your help.
Yes, that's it!
Really? You know how to stop Dominator?
Don't fret, C-Peeps,
I have the perfect plan.
Oh, thank Grop!
I'm gonna finally go tell our neighbor
to clean up his stupid lawn!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) -With all due respect, sir.
we came to Suburbon V to lay low!
Dominator would never look for us in this boring cul-de-sac,
thus making it the perfect place to hide while we formulate our plan
to save the galaxy so we can take it over again.
But that jerk has the messiest yard on the block!
And his leaves keep blowing onto our...
Argh! He's doing it on purpose.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
I may have lost the galaxy,
but I'm not gonna let some dumb-wad neighbor mess with my turf!
Whaddup, Neighbroham?
What? Emperor...
Awesome in da cul-da-sizzy! What-what?
(GROANS)
What are you doing here?
Oh, uh, totally not terrified
and hiding from (STAMMERING) Domi...
that lady villain and her horrifying, universe-ending onslaught
and her fiery fists...
Don't let her get me! No!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Oh, um, (CLEARS THROAT)
Why are you here?
Uh, totally not what you just said.
Right.
So. What's up?
Well, neighbor, I just wanted to come by and say
(SHOUTING) clean up your filthy leaves!
Please. She may be in charge up there,
but down here, this is my cul-de-sizzy.
So, cross me and it'll be the end of the road, neighbor!
Watchdogs! Eyes up!
Fist Fighters! Punch it!
No!
No powers, no armies, no fighting,
or we'll be found out!
Sir, is this one of those things
where you obsess over something to cover up the real issue?
Of course not!
I just refuse to be publicly humiliated by Dominator.
-I mean, Domineighbor! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Our dumb neighbor. Nailed it!
(SIGHS) And, there it is.
Okay, listen!
You stay on your side of the street
you stay on ours.
and for everyone's safety, shake hands and be neighborly!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
No!
No "Grr"! Inside, both of you!
PEEPERS: Okay, sir. New plan.
What do we know about Dominator?
(LEAF BLOWER RUNNING)
Clean enough for you, neighbor?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(SIGHS)
(ROARING)
Ha-ha! You're welcome!
(TIRED SHOOTING)
Sir, please, this is pointless.
We need to get some sleep and strategize fresh in the morning.
Right, right.
In the morning!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(ROOSTER CROWS)
Oh, good morning, Mr. Hater.
Morning, Jimmy.
Go on, Tim, do your business.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Good boy, Captain Tim.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(PANICKED) Ah! Yes. The plan!
LORD HATER: Yes, The plan.
Now Peepers, how can I help?
Really? You're not gonna...
What about Awesome?
(LAUGHING) I've got a feeling Awesome won't be bothering us ever again.
But how did he...
The acid totally...
Sir, now is not the time for a series of harebrained competitive antics!
It's plan time and I really need your help!
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
AUDIENCE: Aww!
♪ Heading back to the cul-de-sac To find a little peace and quiet ♪
♪ But my next door neighbor's Getting on my nerves ♪
♪ And now, sparks are flying ♪
♪ It's bad neighbors! ♪
♪ Bad neighbors! 'Cause every time I go outside ♪
♪ Bad neighbors! ♪
♪ Getting preoccupied, With bad neighbor! ♪
(PLAYS GUITAR)
(PLAYS ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
PEEPERS: Mm-hm, mm-hm. Weld the treadwell to the fluxxor,
supercharge the overthrusting oscillator,
reflavven the aximus,
and... done!
I think I finally solved it, sir.
Sir?
(GRUNTING) Stupid wind!
Bat must be crooked!
Ball's not regulation!
Too much gravity!
-(GLASS SHATTERS) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
-Inside. Now. -To get my bat?
No! To give me your opinion on my brilliant plan and...
What is that infernal beeping?
LORD HATER: A moving truck?
Awesome is moving out!
(SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) Yes, I did it!
-I win! I win! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Now that I have your full, uninterrupted attention,
allow me to present my plan
to stop Dominator and take back the galaxy!
-Behold! The one, the only... -(DOORBELL RINGS)
(SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)
Oh, Awesome. I heard you were leaving and never ever, ever coming back.
Welp, ta-ta, don't drop by anytime!
The only thing I'll be dropping is the phattest of beats
at my sick "End of the Galaxy" barbecue!
That's right. All the escaped villains will be there.
The cool ones, anyway.
(SCARED) If Domina...
'She' is gonna take us out,
we're going down partying!
We'll be using all the parking spots on the block,
including your driveway.
I'm running 14 hot tubs off your outlet.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
It's gonna be crazy loud,
and it doesn't end until the galaxy does!
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Then everyone will know that Emperor Awesome
is the greatest!
In the cul-de-sac.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Oh, and just to be a hundred percent clear.
here's your non-invitation.
AUDIENCE: Aww...
Hasta!
(ROARING)
No! No "roar"!
You are gonna sit down, shut up,
and behold my ultimate plan to stop Dominator!
Uh...
Oh, I knew it! This is a terrible plan!
A net. A net? She shoots lava!
(SOBBING)
No, Peepers.
This could actually work.
-(GASPS) Really? -Yes!
Yes! If we simply replace Dominator with Emperor Awesome,
we could totally ruin his stupid barbecue,
and I could become the greatest in the cul-de-sac!
(SCREAMS IN ANGER)
That's it!
Who cares about the cul-de-sac?
The galaxy is in danger!
I've been asking for your help for days!
But you'd rather waste your time
playing pranks on a muscle-headed mackerel!
Do you really wanna know how to stop that guy?
Just throw a better barbeque!
Set the grill flame to 456 degrees!
Food-to-guest ratio equals 3-Y to the N-power!
Execute Decor Protocol Omicron!
Play "Hater's Chill Mix" at 64 decibels!
Hot sauce!
Lemonade!
Multiple spoons!
Apron!
Turn! Flip!
And don't skimp on the coleslaw!
Dinner is served.
Whoah! Check out Hater's place!
What? Bros, you can't ditch me for that poser.
(MOCKING) Sorry, loser.
Guess they're having too much fun over here with me,
the greatest in the cul-de-sac!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Way to go, Peepers!
Couldn't have planned it better myself.
Wait. Do you mean to say,
this whole time all your juvenile, pointless neighborhood one-upsmanship
was all to inspire me,
to break me out of my planning funk?
You've taught me that whether it's
stopping a powerful villainess or throwing the perfect barbecue,
when the chips are down, sometimes you need a small win
to give you the confidence for a big win!
Oh, thank you, sir!
Uh, yeah, that thing you said.
Watchdogs, eyes up!
I may not have an exact plan to stop Dominator,
but I'm confident I will!
PEEPERS (SINGING): Commander Peepers!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Oh, hey, Mr. Awesome.
Hey, Jimmy.
♪ Where do all the villains go when ♪
♪ Dominator's grilled them dry? ♪
♪ Send 'em back to the Bad Guy cul-de-sac ♪
♪ And watch the sparks fly! ♪
♪ It's bad neighbors! ♪