(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) At last! After all this time,
I, Lord Hater, have my most hated foe in my clutches!
The moment of reckoning is at hand!
I have but one question for you... what do you think this means?
"The vile Lord Dominator demands the presence of Lord Hater...
(READS QUICKLY) aboard her ship...
at once... don't be late."
(GASPS) That sounds like a date!
That's what I said, but Peepers said I was stupid.
Okay look, I'm the greatest in the galaxy.
Dominator's probably already in love with me,
but this has to go even more perfect than usual.
So I thought, Wander knows all about this lovey-dovey junk.
LORD HATER: So, maybe you could, you know, help me out or whatever.
Excuse me. I have something in my eye.
They're tears of joy!
Oh, if you gotta be all Wander-y about it.
No! I've got it under control.
So, what do you know about her?
Well, I know she's already seen my sweet car,
my awesome band, and of course, my rockin' bod.
Uh-huh. But what does she like?
Um, me. I don't understand the question.
(SINGING) ♪ The heart of a lady is a mysterious thing... ♪
♪ that scientists have wrestled in for years... ♪
Wait. What's happening?
(SINGING) ♪ Your approach thus far has lacked a certain gentlemanly tact ♪
♪ It's time to reassess your presentation ♪
♪ redirect your conversations with... her... ♪
I have no idea what you're singing about.
What I mean is...
(SINGING) ♪ Ask... her... a... question! ♪
-A question? -♪ Something about herself ♪
-♪ A question! ♪ -A question?
♪ You gotta focus on someone else A question! ♪
-A question? -♪ Something to show her that ♪
♪ you'd really like to get to know her, then listen... ♪
Listen?
♪ Hear what she has to say and follow up... ♪
♪ With some appropriate repartee then listen... ♪
-More listening? -♪ And always remember ♪
♪ there's a heart inside that scary armor ♪
-♪ There's no shortage of fellas... ♪ -(CHORUS SINGING)
♪ Who prattle on and on about themselves... ♪
(CHORUS SINGING)
♪ Flex their muscles and pump up their chests ♪
♪ Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death, a question! ♪
-Again? -♪ Something about herself, a question! ♪
-I did! -♪ You gotta focus on someone else ♪
♪ If you wanna win her, Show some interest in her ♪
♪ If you wanna date her, try to formulate a question ♪
All right, Hater. Give it a shot!
Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?
-No! -Who wants to date the galaxy's
most charismatic dictator? You do!
-Try again. -What's your favorite...
one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!
(SIGHS) No! From the top!
(SINGING) ♪There's no shortage of fellas ♪
(CHORUS SINGING)
♪ Who prattle on and on about themselves... ♪
(CHORUS SINGING)
♪ Flex their muscles and pump up their chests ♪
♪ Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death ♪
Wander, can you hold the singing for just five more minutes?
What the... Hater's prison?
How did... Oh, it's gonna be one of those days.
(PANTING) Don't worry, buddy.
I'll have us out of here faster than you can say...
who's a, what now?
PEEPERS: I don't get it.
Dominator keeps destroying planets, she could be conquering.
But why? What am I not seeing?
Me! Now where's Wander?
(SINGING) ♪ If you wanna win her, show some interest in her ♪
♪ If you wanna date her, try to formulate a question ♪
(SIGHS) Always with the singing.
But I'm going to use that to my advantage.
Your idiot and my idiot are teaming up to ask Dominator out,
leaving her wide open to attack by my indomitable Watchdog army!
You mean that Watchdog army?
No matter. I don't need them. My plan is foolproof!
(SINGING) ♪ I've done extensive research on our good friend, Dominator ♪
♪ You see, her whole fleet's powered by volcanic excavator ♪
♪ So I'll apply frostonium to this pyroregulator ♪
♪ And completely discombobulate her army's power center ♪
♪ Divide by nine, halve the sine, adjust for Y, easy as pie! ♪
♪ Watch her forces crumble before my strategic eye! ♪
♪ That's how I'll get her! How I'll get her! That's how I'll get her ♪
♪ I'll sneak into her engine room and freeze her core ♪
♪ That's how I'll get her! How I'll get her! That's how I'll get her ♪
♪ Once I get her, Dominator will bother us no more ♪
Did you just sing that?
What? No! Don't be ridiculous!
-Well, it's a cute plan. It's just, uh... -"Just uh...", what?
♪ It's nothing, no, this all sounds great. It really is quite charming ♪
♪ You're just forgetting, I dunno, her massive flarpin' army! ♪
♪ You clearly put some thought into your big old plan to get her ♪
♪ but how you gonna pull it off with bots up in your retina? ♪
♪ Listen, Peeps, her bot army will punt ya cross the galaxy! ♪
♪ With such a massive peeper, Peepers, how can't you see you'll never get her? ♪
-PEEPERS: ♪ Yes, I'll get her! ♪ -♪ You'll never get her! ♪
♪ Your wits alone won't win this interplanetary war! ♪
-♪ You'll never get her! ♪ -♪ Sure, I'll get her! ♪
♪ You'll never get her 'Cause she's better ♪
♪ You go in there and you will be no more! ♪
Okay, you definitely sang that last part.
Well, so did you! I was only followin' your lead.
Wait! Follow my lead! That's it!
I may not stand a chance against Dominator's bots,
but you could fight them to a standstill.
While you install the frostonium and freeze her army!
No, this is crazy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
PEEPERS: Are you a man or are you a Zbornak?
All right, I'm in!
(SINGING) ♪ That's how we'll get her! ♪
-♪ That's how we'll get her! ♪ -♪ Once we get her ♪
BOTH: ♪ Dominator will bother us no more! ♪
BOTH: Great! But no singing!
Again!
Uh... Look at this muscle! Pretty cool, right? Date me.
-Again. -Who's your favorite
electrical skeleton man?
-Again. -(SCREAMS) This is so hard!
I mean, what does she even like? What is she into?
-What are her favorite things to do? -Hater...
(SCREAMS) If I only knew that,
then I could think of a stupid question to ask her!
Hater, that was a question about someone other than yourself.
(GASPS) You actually care about somebody else!
I do? I do.
(SINGING) ♪ I think you've got it! ♪
♪ Just can't wait to tell her, I think she's tops! ♪
♪ You've got it! ♪
♪ She's a lunatic and needs to be stopped! ♪
-♪ I've got it! Hope she likes me! ♪ -♪ I believe in you, Hater! ♪
ALL: ♪ Let's all go meet Dominator! ♪
♪ Dominator thinks she's got us trapped in her clutches... ♪
♪ 'Til she meets the Lady Haymaker and the Duchess! ♪
-♪ I'll cut the lights! ♪ -♪ I'll stop her ♪
-♪ Hack the PC ♪ -♪ And one of these! ♪
BOTH: ♪ And so long, Dominator! Get out of our galaxy! ♪
♪ Here we go! Now, don't forget to speak from the heart. ♪
BOTH: ♪ Here we go! ♪
SYLVIA: ♪ We'll tear her robot army apart! ♪
♪ Here we go! ♪
♪ I can't believe they think that he's gonna date her ♪
BOTH: ♪ Let's all go meet Dominator! ♪
ALL: ♪ Let's all go meet Dominator! ♪
ALL: ♪ Now! ♪
WANDER: ♪ Here we go! ♪
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
This is a bad idea. I'll send flowers instead,
or maybe a series of awkward text messages.
(CLEARS THROAT) Dominator.
It is I, the Duke of Destruction, the Monarch of Mayhem, Lord Hater!
(CLEARS THROAT) I received your summons,
and in response, I have but one thing to say.
(SINGING) ♪ I've given all I can, tried to show you the best of me ♪
♪ But I can't break through, to you, ooh, ooh... ♪
♪ So I try again, and I offer the rest of me ♪
♪There's a heart inside these bones, beats alone ♪
♪ So alone ♪
♪ So I'll do what I've not done ♪
♪ Ask the questions that I've asked ♪
♪ Of no one... ♪
♪ How are you? ♪
♪ And how's your day going so far? ♪
♪ Uh, what'd you have for breakfast? ♪
♪ Was it satisfying? ♪
♪ Do you like leisurely strolls in the park? 'Cause I do! ♪
♪ Cat person or dog person? ♪
♪ I know it's tough deciding ♪
♪ Think of the pair, we could be if you'd dare ♪
♪ To just open up your evil heart! ♪
♪ Tell me about yourself, don't leave anything out ♪
♪ I can't bear to be apart! ♪
♪ How are you? ♪
♪ Seems like a pretty good start! Yeah! ♪
-I think she's diggin' it! -This is going super well!
This is going super well. A little too super well.
There's not a bot in sight.
The ship's core is just inside.
Easy as one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
(BOTH SCREAMS)
♪ Your favorite color, what you did for the summer ♪
♪ Do you have an opinion on snow, pro or con? ♪
♪ Mustard or mayo, tell me what do you say, oh ♪
♪ I'd seriously like to know! ♪
(CHORUS SINGING) ♪ Yes, he'd seriously like to know... How are you? ♪
Fantasy sequence, boys!
(HATER SINGING) ♪ Oh, I had a dream ♪
♪ A dream we were running ♪
♪ Running the galaxy side by side! ♪
♪ It was a beautiful dream, ♪
♪ it was a beautiful night! I had a dream... ♪
♪ A dream that you loved me ♪
♪ And I held your hand in mine ♪
♪ Then concluded at that moment, after much deliberation... ♪
♪ I say it without hesitation, I shout it out loud! ♪
♪ You're the greatest! ♪
♪ Baby, you're the greatest! ♪
♪ Ooh, you're the greatest! ♪
♪ In the galaxy... ♪
♪ Saxophone! ♪
(SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Can't you see I've changed? ♪
(CHORUS SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest... ♪
♪ Just wanna get to know ya ♪
(CHORUS SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest... ♪
♪ So here I am at last ♪
(CHORUS) ♪ Here he is at last... ♪
♪ Just one question left to ask... ♪
Uh, yeah, so, I was wondering if maybe, um...
Tuesday, if you aren't busy or anything you might wanna...
hang out, or get a cup of coffee or espresso or something,
or... whatever works for you!
(SINGING) ♪ Yeah! ♪
What the grop is going on here?
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
You... but... there... and also throne.
I was in the shower,
that's just my suit.
I received your summons to appear, and then so I...
Oh, dang. Was that today? One sec.
Okay, go ahead. Surrender.
-Wait, what? -I think you mean, "Surrender your heart,
my studly skull muffin."
What? Ew! No.
Hater's the only villain who hasn't bowed down before me.
I called you here to admit that I am the greatest in the galaxy.
There's a whole part in the song about that.
Two, three! (SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest! Baby... ♪
So... you... don't want to date me?
(LAUGHS) Oh my... that is...
You think that I... That is too good.
I mean it's sad for you, but...
Let me put this a way you idiots will understand.
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) ♪ I'm not the damsel in distress ♪
♪ I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess ♪
♪ I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly ♪
♪ Nope, I'm the bad guy! ♪
LORD DOMINATOR: ♪ All these former villains that you see ♪
♪ Each of them with shaking knees has knelt before me ♪
♪ So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime ♪
♪ What am I, boys? ♪
ALL: ♪ She's the bad guy ♪
♪ Oh, it's magic, to watch a planet ♪
♪ Shrivel up and die ♪
♪ Oh, it's thrillin' ♪
♪ To be a villain ♪
♪ I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry ♪ (LAUGHS CUNNINGLY)
(IN MECH VOICE) ♪ 'Cause I'm the bad guy! ♪
Oh my Grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it.
She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil!
(SYLVIA SCREAMS)
(SINGING IN MECH VOICE) ♪ Oh, ain't it fantastic? ♪
♪ I see something, I blast it! ♪
♪ And let me tell you why ♪
(IN NORMAL VOICE) ♪ I've always had a weakness ♪
♪ For barrenness and bleakness ♪
♪ I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry ♪
♪ See, I find this business rather fun ♪
♪ I don't want your assistance or your adulation ♪
♪ I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! ♪
♪ Why? Come on, guess! ♪
♪ 'Cause you're the bad guy? ♪
♪ Or, well, girl. ♪
(LAUGHING DEVIOUSLY)
Hey, Dominator, freeze!
PEEPERS: Oh yeah!
(SINGING) ♪That's how I'll get her, once I get her, Dominator... ♪
No time for a reprise! This whole place is gonna freeze over.
We've gotta save Wander and, to a lesser extent, Hater.
(ALARM BLARING)
Oh, seriously?
Be right back.
Ooh, why don't you take this time to work on your death rattles?
I like a "No, no, no!" But a "Why!" is not without its charms.
(WATCHDOGS SCREAMING)
Come on, Hater! We gotta get outta here!
When I say "evac," you say "uate"! Evac! Evac!
What's the point?
She thinks I'm a joke. She might as well destroy me.
(SINGING) ♪ My fair Hatey, pick your chin up ♪
♪ Things are bound to get better ♪
♪ Yeah, the gal of your dreams turned out deadly, it seems ♪
♪ And it's probably best you didn't wind up together ♪
♪ My fair Hatey, don't you give up ♪
♪ It ain't a total disaster ♪
♪ Hey, we gave it a go, put on a heck of a show ♪
♪ And did a lot of fun stuff, we'll get to laugh about after ♪
♪ Seems like you're becoming ♪
♪ Becoming someone a little less full of hate ♪
♪ Sure, Dominator's got an unstoppable army ♪
♪ And a maniacal determination to destroy our whole galaxy ♪
♪ But you know what? I think it's great ♪
Please be quiet.
♪ I'm talkin' 'bout buddies ♪
♪ Sure seems like we're becoming friends ♪
-♪ Buddies... ♪ -We are not buddies.
♪ And buddies stay buddies till the very end ♪
-Stop it! -♪ I know you'll try to deny it. ♪
I do deny it 'cause we're not!
♪ Chase me 'round the galaxy and try to hide it. ♪
I swear, if you say "buddies" one more time...
♪ We're buddies... ♪
(SCREAMING)
♪ Sure seems like we're becoming friends ♪
-♪ Buddies! ♪ -(HATER ROARS ANGRILY)
♪ And buddies stay buddies 'til the very end ♪
HATER: Get back here!
Oh, grop!
-Buddy! -Buddy!
(BOTH SINGING) ♪ Oh, I thought I'd never see you again! ♪
-Uh, buddies? -BOTH: Buddies!
This ship's gonna blow any second now!
But he keeps saying we're friends!
(SINGING) ♪ And he keeps trying to deny it. ♪
Listen, buddies or no buddies, I'm not ready to die yet, so let's go!
(ALARM BLARING)
No!
(ALL CHEERING)
PEEPERS: Take that, Dominator!
-Ciao! -We did it, buddies!
HATER AND PEEPERS: We're not your buddies! (ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
Oh man, this is so cool! Thanks, losers!
(EVIL LAUGH)
Now, she's got lava and ice powers?
That's it, game over. We lose, Dominator rules.
No, she doesn't, sir.
If she destroys the entire galaxy, there'll be nothing left to rule.
And you're forgetting the most important thing.
What's that?
(SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest. ♪
♪ Lord Hater, you're the greatest. ♪
That's right. I'm the greatest.
(SINGING) ♪ In the galaxy! I'm back, Whoo! ♪
♪Lord Hater, number one superstar, yeah! ♪
♪ Nailed it! And you know what I'm gonna do? ♪
♪ I'm gonna save this galaxy! ♪
PEEPERS: So we can conquer it later!
(SIGHS) Syl, I really made a mess of things.
-Good. -How is that good?
Realizing that is the first step to making things right.
Aw, Syl. (SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest! ♪
No, buddy.
(SINGING) ♪ You're the greatest! ♪
BOTH: ♪ And together, we're gonna save this galaxy! ♪
-♪ I'm the greatest! ♪ -♪ He's the greatest! ♪
(CHORUS): ♪ They're the greatest! ♪
-♪ He's the greatest ♪ -♪ You're the greatest ♪
♪ I'm the greatest in the galaxy... ♪
LORD DOMINATOR: Enough with the singing already! Obviously,
I'm the greatest!
Besides, show's over.
(HUMMING) ♪ I'm the greatest. ♪
♪ You're the greatest. ♪
♪ In the galaxy... ♪ (SCREAMS)
Stupid catchy tune!