(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Cruising through outer space ♪
♪ With his handsome skeleton face ♪
♪ Traveling the galaxies ♪
♪ Conquering all that he sees ♪
♪ Smart men fear him Ladies want to be near him ♪
♪ Lord Hater never fails ♪
♪ Opening secret doors ♪
♪ Hang-gliding past dinosaurs! ♪
♪ Hater, the greatest in the galaxy! ♪
-Sir, is this a... -LORD HATER: Brilliant idea? Absolutely.
I needed to remind the universe how evil and awesome I am.
So, I ordered the Watchdogs to make a propaganda film
using the most sophisticated and respected art form in the universe.
PEEPERS: This is to impress Dominator, isn't it?
What? No! But if she happens to see this, and finally realize
how awesome and kissable I am, so be it.
Now shut up! I want to hear what I sound like as a cartoon character.
Today shall be the final reckoning as I, Lord Hater,
the greatest in the galaxy, finally become the greatest in the galaxy!
Dead on! Great casting, Watchdogs!
I've located the all-powerful Staff of Power!
LORD HATER: Ooh, sounds powerful.
The Staff of Power is so powerful, it can do the impossible,
make me even more powerful than I am now.
It will do this by charging me with a power, which I will use to power up,
thus giving me more power than I currently have! Power!
LORD HATER: Solid writing, too.
Peepers!
CARTOON PEEPERS: Yes, sir?
Whoa! Oh, no, my glasses!
(CARTOON HATER AND LORD HATER LAUGH)
PEEPERS: Are you kidding? This is totally inaccurate!
BOTH PEEPERS: This is a terrible plan! It'll never work!
LORD HATER: Seems pretty accurate to me.
There! Viper Mountain!
Now no one shall stop me from getting the Staff of Power!
CARTOON AWESOME: Ah, not so fast, Hater!
Emperor Awesome!
The Staff of Power will be mine! (COUGHS)
Watchdogs, attack!
(WATCHDOGS ROARING)
PEEPERS: Oh, come on!
LORD HATER: Oh, yeah! Get him!
Woohoo!
(CARTOON HATER AND CARTOON AWESOME YELLING)
CARTOON WATCHDOG 2: Wow, what an impressive fight.
Awesome doesn't stand a chance.
CARTOON WATCHDOG 1: We should stop describing it and watch in silence.
What's going on? Why aren't I seeing all my cool moves?
WATCHDOG 1: We kind of blew all our animation budget on the Watchdog fight.
WATCHDOG 2: We thought it was more important to the story.
(FIGHTING SOUNDS IN CARTOON)
CARTOON HATER: Finally, the Staff of Power is mine!
And I win, just like in real life. Dominator's gonna love thi...
Uh, I mean, great work, guys.
CARTOON WANDER: (LAUGHS) Hey, Hatey!
Oh, no. You didn't.
CARTOON WANDER: Hater, it's me, your old pal!
(LAUGHS) They totally did it!
(YELLING) You put Wander in my cartoon?!
(LAUGHS LIKE GOOFY)
I don't know about this, Wander.
(NEIGHING) It seems like a bad idea.
(NEIGHS)
(LAUGHS) Oh, that is perfect! You nailed him!
Oh, and I was totally gonna destroy you guys.
(WATCHDOG 1 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
What happens? Oh, don't tell me. No spoilers,
but I bet I destroy them with my Staff of Power!
Finally, I can now destroy you, Wander, with my Staff of Power!
LORD HATER: Knew it! (LAUGHS) Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
(LORD HATER CONTINUES LAUGHING) Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Duh. But, I just wanted to sing you a song.
Banjo!
LORD HATER: Wait. What's going on?
CARTOON PEEPERS: Ow! Ooh!
Ow! Ow!
Ouch! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ow, ow! No. please stop! My backup backup glasses!
(WATCHDOGS YELLING)
(NEIGHS) Oh no! These Watchdogs are too tough.
I'm done for! Wander, he-eh-eh-elp!
I am the Wanderer!
LORD HATER: What?
Oh, I get it. You made Wander all strong so it will be more impressive
when I finally beat him.
This is a smart cartoon.
This ends now!
Not if I can help it!
(CARTOON HATER AND CARTOON WANDER GRUNTING AND ROARING)
LORD HATER: This...seems like it's going for a while.
WATCHDOG 1: Uh, yeah. We were 15 seconds short,
so we had to pad it out. Just give it a minute.
Any second now...
LORD HATER: Yeah! Go, me!
Although I could've done it so many times before this time...
now, because I am so much more powerful this time,
this is the time when I finally destroy you, Wander.
This is the time to die!
LORD HATER: Yes! Guys, I think I've got something real special here.
But Hater, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
(CARTOON HATER AND HATER) Wait, what?
I just wanted to be your friend in the hopes it will stop you from bein' so evil.
Wow. All of a sudden, out of nowhere,
I've come to realize that I have a tendency to compensate
for my insecurity and loneliness by being evil and scary.
But you, Wander, saw the one thing that I really needed was not an army...
or planets or power...
LORD HATER: No, no, no, no, no!
CARTOON HATER: ...but a friend.
♪ Take my hand, friend ♪
LORD HATER: What's going on?
♪ We'll skip through the flowers ♪
♪ Because our friendship ♪
(PEEPERS LAUGHS)
♪ is the real Staff of Power ♪
♪ My heart is dancing ♪
♪ Each day's a fantasy ♪
I said I wanted this to be true to life!
All you did was make a cartoon where I almost succeed,
then Wander shows up, tries to be my friend, and ruins everything!
-WATCHDOG 1: Yeah, but... -WATCHDOG 2: That's what always happens.
Burn it. Burn it all! Never let anybody see this cartoon ever!
Especially not Dominator!
Well, sir, we would, but we're broadcasting this live.
And ratings are through the roof!
(CHARACTERS CHEERING)
What? No! We gotta animate a new ending where I destroy Wander.
(YELLS) Animation is so hard!
People who do this for a living deserve more credit and respect!
Great day, buddy.
What do you say we end it with a big old hug?
Only if it's the biggest. (LAUGHS)
(CARTOON HATER LAUGHS)
(LORD HATER YELLS)
WANDER: Aw, it's okay, Hater. I think this show is amazing!
Argh! Gotta change the ending right now!
WATCHDOG 2: Aw, too bad. I think Lord Hater would like the twist ending.
PEEPERS: Twist ending?
You fool! This was all a trick!
What better way to crush your spirits
than to make you think we were actually friends?
(EVIL LAUGH)
(GASPS) My spirits are crushed.
He he he, now...
before an audience of billions, I will finally destroy you.
You're putting me on your TV show? Aw, that's awful sweet of you.
What? No! Don't step on my lines.
(BONEY CON FANS CHEERING)
LORD HATER: (YELLS) No!
Ugh. Lame.
ANNOUNCER: It's the Mystery Kids Mysteries.
This week, the gang solves the case of... Mavis' haunted sweatshirt.
-Crikeys. -Ehh...
Grr... driving... mysteries.
Ruff, ruff, ruff. I'm a dog, dudes!
Now that's a cartoon.
Hi, boys and girls.
I'm TV's Wander.
Lord Hater sure wanted that Staff of Power
but what he really wanted all along...
...was a friend.
Well, actually, that was just a trick to destroy you, Wander.
Oh, right. But, he sure worked hard to get there,
and if you work hard, too...
Not really. His Watchdogs did most of the fightin' for him.
Oh, right. So then, the lesson was...
uh...
Don't know. It sure was funny, though.
CARTOON WANDER: But there's nothin' funny about bicycle safety.
Always wear a helmet.
That's just good horse sense.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
DOMINATOR: Probes! Get in here!
(GROANS) Oh, please tell me one of you found a non-lame planet to dominate.
(MOANING) We're running low on Volcanium Ehhhxxx...
You! Bot 42! Show me what you've got!
BOT 42: Scouting Measlon 3. Trace elements detected.
Population: Zero.
Seriously? Just one planet?
And this useless hunk of rock is the best you've got?
I wouldn't even get out of bed to destroy this.
BOT 42: Recommendation: Do not dominate.
(SARCASTICALLY) Gee, ya think?
Bot 13!
Show this poor, pathetic bot how it's done.
BOT 13: Scouted: Thebulon 9. Volcanium X detected.
Scouted: Strualiax. Volcanium X detected.
Scouted: Aggrothia. Volcanium X detected.
Recommendation: Dominate.
Yes! That is what I'm talkin' about!
Why can't the rest of you be more like Bot 13?
DOMINATOR: As for you... you've disappointed me for the last time!
(BOT 42 SCREAMING)
Now the rest of you... (YELLS) get back to work!
Affirmative, Lord Dominator.
(SCREECHING TO A HALT)
BOT 13: Target acquired. Seacironicus 12. Commence scouting protocol.
(ENGINES CHARGING)
(SEAGULLS CHIRPING)
WANDER: Sylvia, look! Sylvia, look at me!
Sylvia, you're not looking!
That's nice, Wander.
After all the running we've been doing lately
I should make the most of this place before Dominator wrecks it, too.
Whoo...
(ALARM GOES OFF)
(HUGE EXPLOSION)
(ROBOTIC SOUND)
Good golly! I am so sorry. Are you... (GASPS) a Dominator probe?
(WHIRRING AND SPARKING SOUNDS)
Aw, still, the poor guy sure looks like he needs some help.
Hello there! You okay? What's your name?
(BEEPING NOISES)
Beep Boop, huh?
Nice to meet you, Beep Boop. Folks call me Wander.
What brings you round these parts?
BOT 13: Objective: Explore planet.
Identify planet's valuable resources.
Hey, me, too!
Aw, you don't seem so bad. Wanna be travel pals?
-Ne..(INAUDIBLE RESPONSE) -WANDER: Great.
Sylvia, I'd like you to meet...
Wander, buddy, I promise to be super interested after my post-sleep nap.
Why don't you go check out the boardwalk?
Sure thing, Syl. Come on, Beep Boop.
Yeah, beep boop, wazzle fazzle. Whatever you...
(YAWNS)
(SNORING)
A vacation's twice as fun when you have a travel pal to share it with.
(ELECTRONIC SOUNDS)
BOT 13: Scanning for Volcanium X. (BEEPING)
BOT 13: Volca-ay-n-nium Eh-ehh-eh-ehhxx detected.
Great idea, Beep Boop. I love games!
(BEEPING)
BOT 13: Volcanium Eh-ehx detected.
Hmm...I really think it's...that one.
(BEEPING)
WANDER: Oh, well, better luck next time.
BOT 13: Volcanium Eh-leh-eh-leh-eh-exx!
Eggs? Oh, you're hungry.
It's kind of hot for eggs, but I know just what you need.
(SCANNING AND BEEPING)
BOT 13: Analyzing. Sample consists of:
Sugar...dairy substances...c-c-corn syrup.
Ice cream isn't just a bunch of ingredients.
It's the smiles of children.
The joy of a delicious cold treat on a hot day.
The best things in life are more than just a list of their parts.
But between you and me...
the secret ingredient... (WHISPERING) is love...
BOT 13: Volcanium X detected.
(SCANNING AND BEEPING)
What is it, travel pal?
BOT 13: Volcanium X detected. (BEEPING)
(PLAYFULLY) Ohh...I get it.
Oh, you look great!
Let's try on everything!
Negative, nega...!
♪ Whoo! Buh-buh-buh-Beep-Boop! ♪
WANDER: (SHOUTING) Whoo-hoo! This is awesome!
(BEEPING)
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
(BOT 13 BEEPING)
Beep Boop, you've been such an amazing travel pal,
so, I got you a present.
I saw how much you wanted it, so I went back and I won it for you.
(SCANNING AND BEEPING)
BOT 13: Volcanium X!!!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Wander, where are you, buddy?
(GASPS)
A Dominator bot? Wander, no!
WANDER: Well, hey, Sylvia. Meet my friend Beep Boop!
SYLVIA: Friend? That hunk of metal is one of Dominator's probes.
WANDER: Well, sure, on the outside.
And on the inside, it's all lava and lasers,
and a computer brain programmed only for destruction!
WANDER: He also likes ice cream... and making silly faces...and...
Wander! That thing is gonna signal Dominator
to come destroy this planet with us on it.
Oh, Beep Boop loves this place! He would never do anything...
BOT 13: Volcanium Eh-eh-ehx obtained.
(BEEPING)
System repair in progress.
WANDER: like...that?
WANDER: Beep Boop! Stop!
Please don't leave. We had so much fun today, didn't we?
We could have fun tomorrow, too... if you wanted.
(THRUSTERS STRAINING)
WANDER: Beep Boop!
Get a grip, buddy. That's an evil robot.
He's not evil. He's my pal, and he'll be back. I know it.
(SIGHS) Yeah, back to destroy this planet.
We need to warn people to get outta here before Dominator shows up.
I'm not leaving without Beep Boop.
SYLVIA: (SIGHS) Wander.
DOMINATOR: Ugh. Bot 13, report
You better have something good for me.
(BEEPING)
DOMINATOR: What? No way! No one planet has that much Volcanium X.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
With all that, I could power my entire army...Forever!
Bot 13, you are the man!
I am gonna rock this world.
Literally. I'm gonna turn it into a rock about this big!
(BEEPING)
-Where is the place? -(BEEPING)
-Bot 13, display coordinates. -(DENY SOUND)
Bot 13?... Bot 13, I said display coordinates.
(BEEPING, DENY SOUND)
Access your stupid memory chip, and download your data file.
-(DENY SOUND) -I built you, and I can unbuild you,
you bucket of bolts!
The best things in life are more than just a list of their parts.
(YELLING) BOT 13!
BOT 13: (SCARY VOICE) I am... (SOFT VOICE) Beep Boop.
What?
(BEEPING)
N-no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
Cancel deletion! No, gah! Reverse, reverse!
(YELLING) No!
You...ruined...everything!
You-you-you piece of junk!
(SIGHS) Oh...what a disappointment.
I...am...Beep Boop...(VOICE FADING)
WANDER: I thought Beep Boop would be back by now.
SYLVIA: Hm, so did I.
Buddy, don't you see? He didn't sell us out to Dominator after all.
Maybe you really did get through to that bot.
Huh. I guess so.
Hey, look, a shooting star.
Make a wish.
Good luck, Beep Boop.
(SOUND OF WAVES)