(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
SYLVIA: Wander, the whole galaxy is gonna get pulled into this black
hole if we don't find a way to plug this sucker up!
We'll find the perfect portal plug
don't you worry, Sylvia!
Wander!
I'll be grop darned. You did it, buddy!
Perfect portal plug procured.
So, uh, now what?
You're just going to stand there? Forever?
Nah, I'm positive my hat can produce a permanent patch for this pesky puncture.
So, uh... Yeah.
Looks like I'll be standing here, forever.
Don't worry, buddy.
I will scour the galaxy for the perfect plug
no matter what terrifying dangers I must face, and amazing feats
-I must accomplish, I will find a way! -yeah! Let's go!
Oh, right.
I'll be back.
No rush, Syl.
There's plenty of ways to while away the time 'till you get back.
Just... Wanna... Sit!
Come on, Come on.
Just a little.
Just a little... Bit... (GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
WANDER: Finally!
(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNORING)
No, no, no
(SCREAMING)
Ah, come on, tummy.
Not now.
(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, right. Space.
Oh, sweet, delicious, delectable and distant apples
yes, yes! Come to me!
(SCREAMS)
What's the matter? Stuck?
WANDER: Lord Hater!
Am I glad to see you!
You see, this little black hole is threatening to destroy the entire galaxy
while Sylvia went off to find something to plug it up permanently
I've been stuck here all day.
At first I didn't think it would be a problem,
but I tell you, friend, it's been a battle with the burden of boredom, and I
don't know if I can take this anymore!
-Any way you can help a buddy out? -You? Need my help?
This is a very interesting situation
One doesn't get in a situation like this every day.
-Tell me about it -I mean, you can't even do this.
Look at me, two hands!
Derpity-doo, I can move about freely!
Whoopity-whoo!
(STOMACH GROWLING)
Oh, you hungry?
Thanks. I love apples.
LORD HATER: Gah! I hate apples! WANDER: Aw man! Oh well
Hey, since you're a friend, indeed.
How's about helping your friend, in need?
Like maybe zip-zappin' the hole shut with some of your cosmic lightning bolt?
What's the rush?
You said you were bored. Let's have some fun... friend.
LORD HATER (SINGING): When you wander
Over yonder
And you wear a stupid hat
Tag, you're it!
LORD HATER: Mustard or mayo?
Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo?
LORD HATER: Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo?
(MOCKINGLY): Wander!
Oh, that was very rude.
What did you have for lunch?
Oh, right, sorry. You're starving.
Okay, this may be fun for you, but
-This may be fun for you but -Okay, I get it
Okay, I get it.
Lord Hater, I thought you came here-
(MOCKINGLY): Lord Hater, I thought you came here-
-to help. -To help.
Sorry. Sorry.
Let me see what I can do.
It's ringing. Hello, Sylvia?
Yes, this is Lord Hater.
Yeah, I know.
Funny hearing from me.
Is she okay? Has she found something to plug up the hole?
Yeah, so I'm here trying to help Wander.
And I was wondering if you... Mm-hmm. Yeah
(LAUGHS): Oh, grop
Yeah. Tell me about it.
What?
Oh, sure.
Uhuh, all right.
LORD HATER: I'll tell him. You too, you flab-dresser! Mm-hmm. Bye.
She says you have a dumb face, and she doesn't like you
and she never liked you, and she's never coming back because your face is so dumb!
What's the matter? The power of friendship didn't save you?
Oh, man, that was... that was really mean, wasn't it?
Have I always been that mean?
I'm finally seeing the error of my ways.
-Really? -Yeah
LORD HATER: You really need my help.
Here I am being an insensitive jerk.
I'd probably feel a lot better if someone just hugged me right now.
Gosh, if I even got the littlest hug,
LORD HATER: I would totally reform and not be evil anymore.
Hater, I'm right here for you, buddy
Too bad there's no one here to make me feel better.
Yo, right here!
A one-armed hug still comes with a wide open heart.
Well, no takers.
Guess I'll just stay evil. Ha!
You're finished.
Useless! Bye bye good guy!
You can't even wander any more
You're more like... Stander! Over there!
You know what you are? You're just a whole lotta nothing!
Never hurts to help! Ha!
If I can't even give a friend a hug, then what good am I at all?
LORD HATER: Never hurts to help. Never hurts to help.
LORD HATER: Wait, what now?
I was, selfishly thinking about how I was suffering
totally forgetting about all the folks I'm helping
by not letting the galaxy get sucked into this black hole
And shucks. I'm even helping you!
Wait. What?
-No! -Never hurts to help
Thanks for reminding me, pal.
That was just the help I needed.
Don't you dare find a positive in this terrible, horrible thing.
Who's helping now?
Oh no
Wow! Lord Hater.
You're saving the galaxy too!
-I knew there was good in you way, -No, no, no, no
But don't worry, you kept me company in my darkest hour
and I'll happily do the same for you. (PLAYS BANJO) Forever, and ever, and ever
and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever... (WANDER'S VOICE ECHOING)
PEEPERS: So he was literally doing nothing and you could've just ignored him
And he would have been stuck there forever
and never got in your way or annoy you, or ruin your plans
for galactic domination ever again.
Shut up, Peepers!
Okay, I got a genie lamp, a few dozen magic amulets
diamond tape, an interdimensional soldering gun, a cosmic...
Alright.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
LORD HATER (SINGING): Who conquers any planet with a wave of his hand?
Who's crushing rock shows with his all-watch dog band?
Whose never-ending tour is never gonna end?
Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
Hater! Alright!
Whoo! Alright! Yeah!
We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.
Before we go, we have one more thing to say.
One, two, three, four! Who is the universe's...
Sir, please stop, you've been playing the same song for four days.
(SINGING): Who won't stop rockin' till love comes a-knockin'? Hater!
Sir, Dominator is not gonna show up, and even if she does,
she's not gonna see you as an awesome
rock star and fall in love with you. She's gonna blast us!
Who's just jealous and doesn't know what he's talkin' about? Peepers!
PEEPERS: Have you considered she might not even like rock n roll?
Oh, my grop. Peepers,
What if you're right?
This whole time, I didn't even consider.
Drop the beat.
LORD HATER: Oh, yeah.
Hater time. Here it comes, here it comes.
(RAPS): My name's Lord Hater, and I'm here to say, I'm the greatest
villain in the galaxy, When Dom rolls in, she'll be lookin' to fight
But instead she'll be surprised that my rhymes are so tight
That's when she fall in love with me like I said, I'm the greatest in the galaxy
PEEPERS: Please, sir, stop!
You're right, Peepers. That was terrible.
It's ok, sir.
I don't know what to say.
Other than
One, two, three, four, Who is the universe's evil-doer? Hater!
Okay, I gotta figure out a way to stop this insanity.
PEEPERS: Would you like to join Hater on stage
Really? For really real? I'd love to
But doesn't Hater already have a lead guitarist?
Oh, he's tied up at the moment.
What do you think Syl? Can I, can I, can I?
Who can't stand to hear this song anymore?
Sylvia!
Who's super strong and shoots out
scary green lightnin'?
WANDER (SCREAMING): HATER!
Wander?
Get outta here or I'm gonna
Destroy you...
I command you to play in drop D tuning, four-four time. Go!
(SINGING): Who is the universe's ultimate evil-doer? Hater!
Alright!
PEEPERS: No, but, this should be over, and
LORD HATER: One, two, three, four!
Look, you know as well ad I do that
PEEPERS AND SYLVIA: This will never end.
For their, and our, own good, we have to stop them.
LORD HATER: We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.
And before we go, we have one more thing to say.
PEEPERS: Good night.
(ALL CHEERING)
LORD HATER (SINGS): One, two, three, four! Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
Hater!
LORD HATER: Alright! Who's gonna catch me when I leap off the stage?
Oh, No!
Here I come, everybody. Whoo!
Skull ship, laser beams, conquered planet, rock star dreams
Lightning powers, field of flames. Evil lady, love and fame!
Stupid Peepers, stupid horse.
I'm the greatest, you're the worst!
Who's not gonna stop rockin' till love comes a-knockin'?
Ha!
Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
Hater!
We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom
and before we go, we have one more thing to say to you.
WANDER: One, two, three, four!
LORD HATER (SINGING): Who is the universe awesomest evil-doer? Hater!
But how? I'm exhausted.
How are they still going?
(BOTH LAUGH)
Whoo! One more time!
(SINGING): Who is the universe awesomest evil-doer? Hater!
Faster!
Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? Hater!
Faster
Who is the universe awesomest evil-doer? Hater!
En Español!
Quien es el mas awesomest malhechor del universo? Hater!
Now backwards.
(SINGING BACKWARDS)
Faster! faster!
Who is the- Who is the-
We have been Lord Harry and the Happy Burgers of Boom
(ALL CHEERING)
Hater, you can't stop now.
Dominators not
here.
PEEPERS: We're doomed! I knew this was a stupid plan!
But I gotta help him, Syl.
He's finally choosing love over hate
Who is...
Universe's
Wander!
Hater may be out of his mind, but at least his heart's in the right place.
WANDER (SINGING AS HATER): one, two, three, four.
Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
Hater! Alright!
PEEPERS: He's out of his mind.
But at least his heart's in the right place
Come on.
PEEPERS: Oh no, this is ridiculous.
Well, I'll be blasted to smithereens.
Or maybe it'll work, either way.
It will be a heck of a show stopper.
(PEEPERS PLAYS DRUMS)
Who's super strong and shoots out scary green lighting? Hater!
Who set the record for galactic explosions, Hater!
She stopped firing!
It's working?
Who's really happy that his friends will support him? Hater!
Who's make and found love and is on the path to be a good guy? Hater!
Who tries to conquer and rule just 'cause he wants to be cool?
Who pushes and shoves just 'cause he wants to be loved?
Who likes a lady villain, wants to show her he's willin'?
Who's is insecure and lonely? Your sensitive puppy-lovin' one and only
It worked.
Who can't believe,
How amazingly stupid this is.
Dominator!
(SYLVIA AND PEEPERS TOGETHER): That totally didn't work.
Did you see? She was, like, so into it.
Next time, we need three, no, six drummers!
SYLVIA: No! PEEPERS: No!