(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
Used to be great until Dominator showed up.
Stunning views until Dominator set everything on fire.
Ruined by Dominator
-Ruined by Dominator -Dominator...
(BEEPING)
WANDER: Oh! She must have missed this one.
SYLVIA: Oh, this'll is great.
This place is so small and dark that no one knows it exists.
It's the perfect place to hide from dominator.
It sure is. I'm gonna record a review and let everyone know about this planet
so they can all come and enjoy it too.
No, no, not so fast, pal.
We can't tell anyone.
If word gets out, then Dominator will show up and ruin this place.
This has to be our little secret, okay?
Oh, a secret. I can keep a secret.
It's no secret that I am a great secret keeper.
I'm gonna go and figure out a shelter. Just remember, shhh...
(WHISPERS) Secret!
Oh I'm sure they've got things under control.
Yeah. They're fine!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
What are you doing?
Oh, nothing.
Just doing a dance to celebrate finding this still totally secret planet.
Yeah, well, tone it down.
You haven't said anything about this planet to anyone, have you?
Said anything?
No.
Good job, buddy.
Now, why don't you help out and gather some Palm Fronds for the thatching.
Yes, perfect. That will give me a chance to go and check on...
all the other secrets this secret planet has to offer.
Shhh...
Hello?
Is everyone okay over here?
-Oh, it's the king of the planet. -King?
Oh no, I am not...
O Gracious king, have mercy on us.
We are but poor refugees fleeing the crushing might of Dominator.
Give us sanctuary, we beg of you!
Well, of course you can stay, but can you keep your voices down
-just a little because... -The king has granted us sanctuary.
Let's just raise our voices in tribute to his graciousness!
Huzzah. (ALL CHEERING)
♪ Hail to the king! ♪
Wise and generous king, we have prepared a lavish feast to your honor
That was very kind of you, but I really don't want any...
The king is displeased with the feast.
Prepare a bigger feast
No, no-no-no I mean...
It was very thoughtful of you to prepare this feast.
And it will be quite adequate for me to satisfy my kingly hunger.
I'm just going to go eat this in the jungle, if you please, just
keep it down.
The service at this resort is terrible.
We've been waiting for at least two minutes
I'm going to find the manager.
-I will give him a piece of my mind -yes, and make a big, loud fuss doing it.
Harrumph!
Thank you for your patience, monsieur.
Now, if you'll come this way, I will show you to your table.
Oh. We saw your fire pit as we were passing by.
This is the most charming resort you have.
We are of course, Clancy and Nancy Schmancy
of the Fancy Schmancys.
We too are in the resort business.
Oui. Very good, monsieur.
Although, I must ask you to keep off the beach.
S'il Vous Plait, as it is being...
sanded.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
-Fruity drinks, ja? -ja.
Excusez-moi. Oop.
Excuse me I don't mean to be a bother,
but would it be too much trouble for you to whip me up a couple of fruity drinks?
The king demands fruity drinks!
-Oh. Thank you. These will do nicely. -We are your eternally loyal subjects.
♪ Hail to the king! ♪
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, thanks buddy. I am parched.
What are you wearing?
Nothing.
Okay, still waiting on those Palm Fronds.
I'm gonna get you those fronds. Only the best fronds for my best friend.
(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)
Oooh la la. Much too bright for such a lovely moonlit night, no?
The Fancy Schmancys do not share.
(CAMERAS FLASHING)
Wow! Good thing we saw that fire and that disco party,
or we totally would have missed this secret and exotic planet.
Dad, when are we gonna see some animals?
FATHER: Look, a wild Zbornak.
Shhh, don't spook it now, son.
Look, Monkey!
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Hey! That monkey stole my juice box!
Danke.
(MOTOR REVVING)
Sacre bleu!
We'll put the pool here, and the hot tubs over there,
I think sun lamps everywhere so it won't be so dark all the time.
We are going to make this the hottest new vacation spot.
(EXPLOSION)
If only there were a real estate agent.
As you can see, these distant foothills are the perfect spot for your resort.
Great views with plenty of room for expansion.
And, most importantly, as far from the beach as possible.
Ja, that is perfect.
Men, blow up the foothills!
What?
(EXPLOSION)
(SCREAMS)
These are Dominator's spies, sent to threaten our king!
Wander!
King disco monkey want schmancy Palm Fronds!
What in flarnation is going on?
Be right back!
Wander, are you keeping secrets from me?
No. Yes. I mean, I was trying to keep the planet a secret but then there were
these people who needed help, I told them about the planet, and they built a fire
So in an attempt
To keep all of them secret, naturally I
had to be a waiter, a monkey, and now they're all fighting, it's all my fault
and I never did get you those palm frond because I'm a bad frond
But worst of all, I'm a big old liar!
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
Okay.
I'm going to pretend I understood that and focus on the problem at hand.
All this commotion is gonna attract Dominator's attention!
I don't think we're tracking that much attention.
SYLVIA: Buddy. It's time to fess up and fix all this.
I have a confession to make.
I'm not really a king, waiter, monkey, or real estate agent.
I'm just a goofy, wandering wanderer who wanders around the galaxy
trying to help people and not make a mess of things like I did today.
Sorry.
Wait, You are Wander? We've heard tell of you.
-So have we. -Ja.
We all have. You've helped so many people.
How can we help you?
SYLVIA: Hit the lights!
The statue
WANDER: But how can folks stay here now?
If we light the place up again, Dominator will see us.
I've got a secret.
Oh, that's nice, Sylvia, But I don't know how we're all gonna...
Knowing you, I assumed we'd have guests.
Help, Dominator. Sanctuary.
What's the password?
"The monkey stole my juice box."
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Best secret hideaway ever! -Some secrets are worth sharing.
(EXPLOSION)
Sir, what were you thinking?
Giving dominator flowers?
She was supposed to like flowers.
It's her stupid folks she doesn't know that
Should've given her a cooler gift.
Like chocolates or maybe a toaster?
No, no presents for the enemy.
(EXPLOSION)
Wake up Syl, It's a beautiful morning.
I got just the thing to stop your... snorting
Oh, no. Where's my banjo?
Banjo... Banjo?
Banjo?
Ah buddy, everything okay?
-Where's my banjo? -Banjo... Where is your hat?
Oh, no my shamoo.
Now, I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.
Oh yeah, you go to your room and think about what you've done.
Love care, stupid people don't understand me.
Care about my needs.
Oh, no, no, no, no Wander
I'm really upset right now
The last thing I needed, your stupid such a games.
Get outta there... Wha- what?
Oh yeah, a spot, but kinda dry Wander if this is some kinda trick
Oh, this is exactly what I needed.
Oh my god, it's magic
HATER: It's a magic hat that can gimme
exactly what I need...
to impress Dominator!
WANDER: Oh Sylvie, it's probably under this rock.
Or maybe under this rock. I know, it's under this rock or this rock?
Or this rock or this rock. Maybe try to retracing your steps.
Super-duper idea.
We'll just Orbble back to the last planet. Don't have no Orbble juice!
Well, then I'll just check the map.
No hat, no, map. Okay.
An inspirational ditty should lift my spirits.
No hat no banjo no hat
No hat, no Wander!
Easy buddy, easy.
The hat is just a thing.
I've never known you to get so worked up over stuff.
You're right, Sylvia.
It's only a silly hat.
That's the spirit.
Oh, grow up. We've gotta find that hat
So magic hat.
I have this friend named Hater I mean Straighter
And I I mean, my friend kind of likes this girl, and I was I mean he
was wondering what one would need to make a fall in love with me, him!
Overcoming Your Severe Temper, Not Being A Jerk For Jerks.
How To Accept Your Flaws And Change Your Entire Personality.
So You're A Totally Different Person.
Come on Hat. Girls don't like to read
What will make her happy?
Oh fine, Mr. Smarty Hat,
What's was the one thing she likes the least?
Ah (GLASS BREAKING) Just give me what I need
Breath mints?
Come on, buddy.
If your old hat's gone, we will you find a new one
you'll like just as much.
I forthwith hereby proclaim this hat to be mysti-greeable
pip-pip. It is merely a construct of the mind. Is it not?
Hat's great, best headpiece!
Why I do declare...
Hallelujah
Get it Wander. That one is perfect.
Do you feel better?
But... my hat!
(WANDER SCREAMS)
So Hat, if you won't give me what I want, you shall feel the wrath of my... Hot rack
Good one, me.
HATER: Now, go! (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) Gimme something or go!
Fuzzy, Pink. Now we're talking! More, More!
Give me more stuff girl's like.
Lipstick. Exotic. A bag of glitter
Dominator will love these.
What else? I know, a Unicorn.
Yes!
So stupid, So girly.
(CRYING) Ah!
Okay. Okay!
You want your old hat back!
I want to like these, Sylvia. I really do.
But they don't have that same magic.
Somebody say magic, we sell those
firm tall, voluminous. Can we pull stuff out of it?
Of course, go ahead.
Sylvia, look, just like my hat.
What else will it give you? Items that you need and not what you want,
forcing you to improvise, take things as they come.
A physical manifestation of challenges we all face in life. A banjo?
Pretty much handkerchiefs.
-But it's magic... -But not real magical.
You know, how rare those are. Son, if I had a real magic hat
I'll never let it out of my sight, ever.
-This is Dominator -(HATER LAUGHS)
Hey, Hat, monogram some His and Her towels for me, thanks.
Sir, a Unicorn is chewing up the engine room.
What is going on?
Oh, is that what I think it is?
It's not a magical mystical hat
that gives you anything you want If that's what you're implying
Shut up, its mine. I needed to conquer Dominator's heart.
Conquer heart? We can use this to actually conquer her
But it's really good at making lady presents.
Forget presents!
We can make super weapons.
Night gowns, baby dolls and lake hair wax. She will be mine!
Weapons, I do get the laser blasters and sonic cannons.
The universe will be mine.
(CRASHES)
Uh-ooh!
PEEPERS: (SCREAMING)
Really? You're sure you're fine?
Yeah. I just have to face we're not going to find my hat and I'll never replace it.
But knowing that old hat, it's probably out there
helping some other deserving soul
Who needs it more than me.
I guess from now on, I'm just regular old Wander
the guy with nothing on his noggin.
Did not see that coming.
-My hat! -Woah, woah!
What makes you think the hat is up there?
Because this is exactly what happened when I stole it.
When you what? You stole something?
Back in my past.
I wandered to a galaxy in the middle of a civil war.
Two former allies discovered the hat to give them wonderful things
but they got too greedy and turned against each other.
In an attempt to conquer the galaxy.
They forced the hat to give them whatever they wanted
without a thought to help the poor, helpless
I felt so bad for it.
I did the only thing I could.
I took it and kept it safe on my head.
Eventually he'll learn to trust me.
It was nice enough to help me.
And right now we need to help it.
But how? We don't have Orbble juice.
What do we do? What do we know?
Sir, get grip on the hat
but I don't think that's the perfect plan
My Hat!
Hey, Hater.
I was wondering if it's not too much trouble if I could get my...
-Take it. -Oh, hey thanks!
-Sure, no problem -That's really nice of you
-Fine. -Okay
-Okay
-Okay fine. Just get out of here. -Okay
This hat may give me whatever I need, but turns out, what I really need is my hat
looks like it needs you too, pal!