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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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Hater!

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Wander! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

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(LASERS FIRING)

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PEEPERS: Oh, no! If the Black Cube
gets the Ring of Invincibility,

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he'll be unstoppable!

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(CLANGS)

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(CLANGING AGGRESSIVELY)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES AND STOPS)

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-(KNOCKING)
-MAN: Cube! Hey, Cube!

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I know you're in there!

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Where's my rent, Blockhead?

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-(DISTORTED SOUNDS)
-Oh, no!

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You ain't pulling that soul-sucking,
Latin mumbo jumbo again!

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E pluribus you owe me money, Cube!

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You got 24 hours

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or you're out on your
hexahedronic heinie!

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Got it?

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MAN: (SCOFFS) That's what I get
for renting to a has-been villain!

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♪ I'm just a little black cube
of darkness ♪

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♪ A little black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ Black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ A little black cube ♪

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♪ My edges are sharp ♪

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♪ My corners are pointy ♪

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♪ My complexion's opaque ♪

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♪ Just looking, yeah looking,
for a place to fit in ♪

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♪ But I'm never ♪

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♪ The right shape ♪

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(PHONE RINGS)

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STACY (ON PHONE): Hi, Cube.

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Uh, it's Stacy. Listen,

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we have to break up.

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I mean, I'm a nice girl,

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you're a concentrated block of pure evil.

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It's just not a good fit.

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-Bye!
-(PHONE CLICKS)

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(DIAL TONE)

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♪ I'm just a little black cube
of darkness ♪

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♪ A little black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ A little black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ A little black cube ♪

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-(SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL)
-(CHANTING IN FRUSTRATION)

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WANDER (CHEERFULLY): Good morning!

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Need a hand?

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(ENGINE REVS)

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(ANGRY DISTORTED CHANTING)

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Wander!
That is the Black Cube of Darkness!

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We gotta get out of here
before he sucks out our souls!

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Aw, Syl! It never hurts to help!

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Do you know how often you say that
immediately before we actually get hurt?

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(ANGRY DISTORTED CHANTING)

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WANDER: Whoah, whoah!

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Hey there, friend! Yeah, you!

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Having a rough day?

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Been there! But, take it from me,

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a bad attitude only makes it rougher!

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Learn to let go of anger
and you won't have to suffer!

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It's a beautiful day!

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Listen to the birds sing,
look at the sunshine!

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Let them be your guide,
and you'll be feeling fine!

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(ANGELIC CHOIR PLAYS)

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That's the spirit!

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♪ Taking a positive attitude now ♪

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♪ Won't let things drag me down ♪

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♪ Folks start to panic,
I won't get all manic ♪

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♪ ‘Cause I'm floating off the ground ♪

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♪ My contours are sleek ♪

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♪ My surface is shiny ♪

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♪ Nothing gets in my way ♪

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♪ My upbeat composure's
gonna help me find closure ♪

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♪ What a wonderful day! ♪

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♪ I'm a little black cube of sunshine ♪

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♪ Black cube of sunshine ♪

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♪ Black cube of sunshine ♪
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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♪ A little black cube,
he's a little black cube ♪

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(WHISTLING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(HORNS HONKING)

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TEEN 1: Look at this joker!

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He's all like,
(MOCKING) "Oh, good day to you, sir.

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"I am a shape!"

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(ALL LAUGH)

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What a square!

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It's funny because he's
different from us!

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OLD LADY: Oh, my stars and garters!

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Oh! Why thank you so much!

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What a polite, young... (SCREAMS)

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OLD LADY: It's the villainous
Black Cube of Darkness!

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He's come to steal my soul!

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-(TEENS LAUGHING)
-OLD LADY: Help! Police, help!

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COOK: Well, well, well!

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Look who finally decided
to show up for his shift!

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You're lucky I need you on the register,

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or I'd kick you out on your
parallela-piping posterior!

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(SHOUTING) Now, get out there!

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WANDER: What a co-winky dink!

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-Hello again!
-Uh, yeah. Hi.

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I trust you enjoyed your
brisk morning walk?

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I can't believe you work here!

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You are so lucky!

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What a noble profession!

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Feeding the hungry,

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brightening up people's day!

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I would like a triple-pickle pie,

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and the honor of providing you
with the gratuity

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for all of your fine work!

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(WHISTLING)

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''What a co-winky dink!"

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If it is isn't our old friend!

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(DISTORTED CHANTING)

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(TEENS LAUGH)

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Let's see.

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I'll take a quadruple splatty melt,
no cheese, no pickles,

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extra cheese, seven pickles, ketchup,
classic, no sesame seed on the top bun...

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(CONTINUES ORDERING)

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(MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY)

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...and a diet Thunder Blazz.

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Now my associate will have...

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(DISTORTED CHANTING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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You know you're fired, right?

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♪ Acting all chummy,
try to help out somebody ♪

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♪ But they freak out ♪

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♪ Then I freak out ♪

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♪ Try to make conversation,
but before I am able ♪

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♪ Well, I freak out ♪

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♪ Then they freak out ♪

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♪ Black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ Little black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ Black cube of darkness ♪

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♪ Little black cube ♪

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(MOCKINGLY) "Oh! Look at me!

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"I'm having a sad moment of
soul searching!"

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Must've lost his edge!

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Cubes have edges! Ha ha!

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(ANGRY DISTORTED CHANTING)

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(MOCKING) Ooh! I'm so scared!

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Look! I'm shaking too! Ooh!

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TEEN 1: What a loser! Ha ha!

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(GASPING)

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Help me! Somebody...

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He spent so much time
working on sick burns

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that he never learned to swim!

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What are we gonna do?

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Ew! Get your cube off of me, you cube!

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I don't want your (SPUTTERING) help!

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(TEEN 1 GASPING)

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(DISTORTED CHANTING)

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(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)

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(SPUTTERING AND COUGHING)

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What happened?

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-Oh, my grop!
-He totally sucked out your soul!

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-(MOB APPROACHES)
-That was your plan the whole time,

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wasn't it?

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In fact, I think maybe you
pushed me off that bridge!

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♪ Take a deep breath now ♪

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♪ Don't do anything crazy ♪

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♪ Just don't freak out ♪

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♪ No, don't freak out ♪

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♪ It's a misunderstanding ♪

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♪ Sure that they'll understand it ♪

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♪ Unless they don't understand it ♪

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♪ Never do understand it ♪

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♪ But don't freak out ♪

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♪ Don't freak out ♪

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-(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
-♪ Freak out ♪

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We gotta help him, Syl!

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Wander, no! Wait!

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WANDER: Black Cube!

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Please! Don't freak out!

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(SHOUTING) Wander!

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This is all your fault!

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He was only trying to help you!

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How could you do this to him?

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You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

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This guy saved that kid's life!

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All he wanted was to be a good guy
for once!

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SYLVIA: But you're all so focused
on the bad stuff

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that you never look for the good stuff
inside him!

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I mean, heck!

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After what you all put him through,

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I don't blame him for freaking out!

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Haven't any of you ever had a lousy day?

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My twin brother forgot to call me
on my birthday.

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My twin brother forgot to call me
on my birthday!

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(SOBBING)

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I didn't make the soccer team.

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I did make the soccer team,
but I hate soccer!

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I'm suffering from a distinct case
of ennui.

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Also, I use words I don't understand
to sound important.

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And my best friend and I are on the run
from a series of evil villains

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but that doesn't mean we go out
and ruin someone else's day.

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Sometimes, the only solution

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is to tell someone,

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"I'm sorry you had a bad day."

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WANDER (SINGING):
We're all just little black

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EVERYONE (SINGING): cubes of darkness!

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♪ Little black cubes of darkness ♪

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♪ Little black cubes of darkness ♪

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♪ Little black cubes! ♪

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ANDY: Sector G, hall one,

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all clear.

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Sector G, hall two,

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all clear.

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Sector G, hall three.

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Oh! Hi!

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Oh, I didn't see you there.

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Hey, you know, you're not really
allowed in here.

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Top secret security stuff.

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(LAUGHS)

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But, if you've ever wondered about

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what keeps Lord Hater's
galactic domination machine running,

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well, then, you're in for a real treat,
because it's time for...

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(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

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This is Eye On the Skull Ship!

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I'm Andy, your humble host,

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and I'd like to welcome you
to a very special episode.

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ANDY: We all know that life on the
Skull Ship can be tedious at times,

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(TIRED TONE) one routine work day
seamlessly blending into the next.

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But today is going to be different.

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Today, I'm proud to bring you...

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(DRUM ROLL)

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A one-on-one with Lord Hater!

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(LAUGHS)

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That's right.

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I put in a formal request
to interview our esteemed leader and...

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-(ALARM GOES OFF)
-Oh, my gracious!

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Maybe that's Hater now. Okay.

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Hello, you're live
on Eye On the Skull Ship with Andy,

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chief security monitor...

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I know who you are, Andy!

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This is Commander Peepers.

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Once again, your request to interview
Lord Hater has been rejected

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on grounds that it's not your job
to make this stupid show!

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Well, (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
it's not my job, per se.

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But you know, I think it's my duty
to help enlighten...

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-Just keep an eye on your sector.
-Yes, sir! Always do.

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No, you don't!

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Well, slight change of plans.

254
00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:05,161
Looks like we won't be talking
to Lord Hater.

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00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:06,621
But fret not, dear viewers.

256
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I know you're dying to see him,
and I won't give up until I give

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(CONFUSED) you...

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what you want!

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In the meantime, I bet you're wondering...

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(ANNOUNCING) What's for lunch?

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(SIGHS) That's right. It's the 453rd time
we find out exactly

262
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:27,893
what the Watchdogs are eating for lunch.

263
00:13:27,976 --> 00:13:29,394
Excuse me, fellow Watchdog.

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00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:31,396
What refreshing and replenishing meal

265
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,190
has been graciously given to you
by our generous leader

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00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:35,400
Lord Hater?

267
00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:39,321
Oh, wow. Uh, hi.

268
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:42,782
Um, apparently, I have never been on
live television before,

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00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:45,368
and apparently, I'm having enchiladas.

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Apparently.

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Fascinating!

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00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:51,041
-And what delicious...
-(SCREAMING) Enchiladas!

273
00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,084
(LOUD CHEERING)

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00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,503
WATCHDOG: Enchiladas!

275
00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:57,505
Chef, tell us, enchiladas.

276
00:13:57,589 --> 00:14:00,425
Was this meal specifically chosen
by Lord Hater's decree?

277
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,094
Uh... no.

278
00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:05,513
Taco Tuesday was yesterday,

279
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:07,349
so there was leftovers,

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00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:10,060
and I decided to make, uh,

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00:14:10,143 --> 00:14:11,186
enchiladas.

282
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:12,479
Hmm, interesting.

283
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:15,523
So does Lord Hater like enchiladas?

284
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,317
I don't know.

285
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,237
All I know is,
I didn't want the stuff to go to waste,

286
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,405
so I reused it today.

287
00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:24,282
Hm, yes. But Lord Hater see...

288
00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,408
The thing with...

289
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:28,245
The thing with ground beef is,

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00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:29,329
you gotta...

291
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,207
Self-defense,

292
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,835
where the Watchdogs closest to Hater,
his elite ground troops,

293
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:38,338
learn the fine art of conquering.

294
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:39,422
And if we're lucky,

295
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,634
Lord Hater might make a surprise pop-in
to inspect the troops.

296
00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:46,888
To be the best takes months of
intense training in areas like

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00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,682
Advanced Sylvia Defense,

298
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:57,065
and, of course, Wander Avoidance Tactics.

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00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,276
TRAINER: I know he wants to be
your friend.

300
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:01,611
I know he wants to play carnival games.

301
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:04,072
I know he knows all your names,

302
00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:05,699
and birthdays,

303
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:09,786
and how you like to spend a rainy Sunday
with a crossword and a cup of chamomile.

304
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:11,955
I mean, he is really not such a bad guy.

305
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,916
No!

306
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,377
Wander is pure, unadulterated love!

307
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:21,172
I'm sure our resident drill instructor
has a host of exciting Hater stories

308
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:22,257
to share with us.

309
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,968
-You're darn right I do! One time...
-PEEPERS: Andy!

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00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:26,469
Why aren't you at your post?

311
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,555
ANDY: Uh, gotta go! Tune in next time!

312
00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,811
(SOFTLY) We are live from Level H8,

313
00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:36,271
Hater's private floor.

314
00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:39,983
Only Watchdogs in Hater's inner circle
are allowed on this level.

315
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,944
I hope to speak with someone
close to the big man himself.

316
00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:44,779
Though it's risky, it's worth it,

317
00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:47,741
because this is the story
every Watchdog is waiting for.

318
00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:48,950
I wonder who we'll...

319
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,744
-(DOOR SLAMS)
-(WATCHDOG SCREAMING)

320
00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:54,664
Oh, my gosh!

321
00:15:54,748 --> 00:15:55,874
That was Captain Tim,

322
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,500
Lord Hater's personal pet.

323
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,669
This is a sure-fire exclusive!

324
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:03,757
We're here with Lord Hater's personal pet,
and dog walker.

325
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,177
Wow. What I wouldn't give to work
so closely with our great leader.

326
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,261
Be my guest!

327
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,513
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

328
00:16:12,766 --> 00:16:14,226
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)

329
00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:18,104
Welcome again to

330
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:19,522
Eye On the Skull Ship.

331
00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:21,775
Thanks to some of the guys
in the infirmary,

332
00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:25,612
I was able to secure an exclusive place
at one of Hater's rallies!

333
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:26,947
Woo... Ow, ow!

334
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:28,865
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

335
00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:32,202
(HATER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

336
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:33,912
Fear not, viewers.

337
00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:36,915
Though I can barely see, or hear
our esteemed leader,

338
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,125
I assure you, I will get at least

339
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,461
some of the Hater coverage you demanded.

340
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,296
(LORD HATER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

341
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:46,883
He's talking about his hated rival,
Lord Dominator.

342
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,760
Boo!

343
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:51,555
And now he's saying he'll

344
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:52,973
conquer

345
00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:54,182
her heart?

346
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:55,725
That can't be right.

347
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,644
(PEEPERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

348
00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:00,981
Well, Peepers seems to be getting
very upset about this.

349
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:05,068
Hater's pulling out what appears to be
some kind of...

350
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:07,404
ANDY (EXCITED): It's the T-shirt cannon!

351
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,990
(CLAMORING)

352
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,079
(WATCHDOG GROANS)

353
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,333
(LOW PITCHED SCREAMING)

354
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,043
(GROANING)

355
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:25,171
"I Heart Dominator"?

356
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:26,965
(PEEPERS GROWLING ANGRILY)

357
00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:28,049
Oh, boy.

358
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:32,846
Hello, all. After a serious close call
with Commander Peepers,

359
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:33,930
your humble host

360
00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:38,184
has decided to do the show entirely
from the safety of his security office,

361
00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:39,436
so he won't

362
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:40,729
get fired.

363
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:44,107
But! You won't believe who stopped by
for a little chat with us.

364
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:45,650
The one and only

365
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:48,111
Lord Hater!

366
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:51,406
(IN LORD HATER'S VOICE) Hi, Andy.
It sure is an honor to be here.

367
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:52,866
Huge fan of the show.

368
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:56,494
Really? Oh, well, sir,
that really means the world to me.

369
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,955
And each and every one of you Watchdogs

370
00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,665
mean the world to me, Andy.

371
00:18:00,874 --> 00:18:04,628
In fact, I'd like to thank all the
Watchdogs for their tireless service.

372
00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:07,839
They're truly the backbone
of the Skull Ship, and...

373
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:10,050
Oh. Who am I kidding?

374
00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:14,221
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, everyone. I was a fool
to think I could give you a good show.

375
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,765
I'll never get a Lord Hater interview.

376
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,102
Hey, uh...

377
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,896
my printer stopped working.

378
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,522
It says I need toner.

379
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:26,191
Are you Toner?

380
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:29,611
(NERVOUSLY) I, uh...

381
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:35,575
You TV here?

382
00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:37,202
(FUMBLING) Yes, sir.

383
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:40,121
Unless, that would get me in trouble.
In which case, no.

384
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,374
How many people watch your show?

385
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,125
Oh, it goes out all over.

386
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,460
All over, huh?

387
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:49,130
Dear viewers, it is with the deepest pride
that I present to you

388
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:52,676
the man, the myth,
the leader I'm honored to serve.

389
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,553
The greatest in the galaxy,

390
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,012
Lord Hater.

391
00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:58,181
Lord Hater, how are you?

392
00:18:58,265 --> 00:18:59,474
Good to be here, Toner.

393
00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:01,268
Listen up, and listen good!

394
00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:04,062
All you poser villains out there
better recognize

395
00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:06,022
who the G-est in the G is!

396
00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:08,441
It's Lord Hater, number one superstar!

397
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,069
You want a piece of me, Emperor Dork-some?

398
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:14,155
Got beef, Sandwich?
Then bring it on, losers!

399
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,324
I will lightning you so hard,

400
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:17,867
that you'll be all, like,

401
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:21,246
-Sir, excuse me.
-"Oh, no, lightning! Help me!"

402
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:24,624
How dare you interrupt my righteous rant

403
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,792
to the galaxy?

404
00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:29,296
I'm sorry, sir. It's just that,
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) you see,

405
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,464
when I said the show went out all over,

406
00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:34,050
I meant all over the Skull Ship.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

407
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,552
Not the galaxy.

408
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,597
Wait. So who actually watches this?

409
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,725
Well, I don't have the
exact figures handy...

410
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:44,144
It certainly has the potential
to be viewed by,

411
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,563
you know, anyone on the ship, so,

412
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:49,107
mostly Watchdogs, I think.

413
00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:50,317
Watchdogs?

414
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,277
You make a show for Watchdogs?

415
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,696
That's the stupidest, lamest thing ever!

416
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:55,947
I mean, really?

417
00:19:56,031 --> 00:19:58,074
This show is stupid! You're stupid.

418
00:19:58,158 --> 00:20:00,243
You should both be cancelled. Hater out!

419
00:20:04,164 --> 00:20:05,749
(YELLS)

420
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,252
(SAD INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)

421
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,760
ANDY (SADLY): Sector G, hall one,

422
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:17,844
all clear.

423
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:19,846
Sector G, hall two,

424
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:21,056
all clear.

425
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,225
Sector G, hall three,

426
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:24,768
all clear.

427
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:29,773
Commander Peepers.
I promise I stopped doing my stupid show.

428
00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:31,066
Nothing is going on.

429
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,525
I know, that's the problem!

430
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:34,694
(WATCHDOGS CHANTING) Andy fan, best show!

431
00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:38,448
The Watchdogs are rioting!

432
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:41,660
Apparently, they wanna watch your
weird little show about them.

433
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:44,537
They claim your interviews
made them feel special. Bleh!

434
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:46,289
Wow! You mean,

435
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:48,375
I didn't need a Hater interview?

436
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,253
I was making the show the Watchdogs
wanted all along?

437
00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,589
A show that made them feel special? Wow.

438
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:56,049
I mean that...

439
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:57,968
That makes me feel special...

440
00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,427
Just make your stupid show!

441
00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:02,889
WATCHDOGS: Enchiladas!

442
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,226
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

443
00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,733
Welcome to Eye On the Skull Ship,

444
00:21:13,817 --> 00:21:15,652
the only show for Watchdogs,

445
00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,153
about Watchdogs,

446
00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:19,906
by a Watchdog for Watchdogs.

447
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,159
I am your humble host, Andy the Watchdog,

448
00:21:23,243 --> 00:21:25,203
and today, I am here with Giuseppe,

449
00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:26,329
the ship's tailor.

450
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,373
So, what's your secret?

451
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,418
(ITALIAN ACCENT) You see,
Watchdogs have the very big heads,

452
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:32,836
and the very skinny necks.

453
00:21:32,919 --> 00:21:34,838
So it's all about the stretchy shirts.

454
00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:37,549
Then it's about the beanies,
and the booties, and the glovies.

455
00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:40,260
If the Watchdogs no look good,
Giuseppe no look good.

456
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:41,511
Fascinating.

457
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:44,014
Bleh! Why would anyone watch this?

458
00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,558
I don't know, sir. I just don't know.