(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
SYLVIA (SCREAMING): Wander!
(GROANING)
Sorry, Syl. I was sure Hater recycled. What a shame.
It's gonna be a shame if we're flattened like, like...
Like a piece of paper?
Yeah, sure, whatever. Now find something to get us outta here!
-Sylvia... -What?
-This is it! -Great!
-This will solve everything! -Awesome, buddy!
This is sure to get Dominator to like Lord Hater!
Wait, what now?
WANDER: It's a love letter from Hater to Dominator!
I just knew it, Sylvia. I knew he liked her. I knew it, knew it, knew it!
Wander, focus! This is no time for getting gushy,
help me find a way outta here!
-(SYLVIA SQUEALS) -Oh, sorry. 3-2-6-3-8-2... 8.
(FLUSHING SOUND)
Oh, I wonder what it says.
But I dare not open it, for it is not addressed to me,
but I bet it's an elegant and eloquent list
of all the things he finds so fascinating about her.
Oh yeah, like how she heartlessly destroys everything in her path.
Well, yeah! She can be a bit of a pill, but once we get Hater's letter
to her, she'll realize someone thinks she's special!
(FANFARE SOUND)
Wander, why would you want to get those two terrible terrors together?
♪ Daddy strummed hard ♪
♪ Mama strummed light ♪
♪ All the little babies kept the beat all right, oh! ♪
(WANDER SQUEALS)
(SIGHS) Oh Wander,
this is one of those really, really bad ideas
that you're gonna do, no matter what, right?
Sylvia, I know that this whole thing might seem a bit loony,
but I have to do it. Love depends on it!
Okay, Sylvia. How do you distract Wander from a crazy plan?
(SCREAMS) Wander! Runaway train!
SYLVIA (SCREAMS): Help! Someone please help me!
(SCREAMS) Don't worry, Sylvia! I'll save you!
(WANDER PANTING)
(WANDER GROANING)
(SIGHS) Gotcha!
Oh, wow, thanks for that buddy. I really need to be more careful.
I'm just glad you're safe and sound.
And lucky for us, this station is the perfect place to help get the letter
to Dominator.
(FANFARE SOUND)
Dominator bots! If Wander finds out they're here,
he's sure to turn himself to them
just to deliver that stupid letter! Gotta do something.
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
Say, pal. What's the rush?
Why don't we grab a bite?
I am starved!
(MIMICKING STOMACH GROWLING SOUNDS)
(SIGHS)
That was amazing.
I gotta tell you, buddy, uh... After that I am ready for...
(SYLVIA SNORING)
No problem.
You get your rest, and I'll get back to playing...
(FANFARE SOUND)
(PLATES BREAKING)
(SYLVIA GROANING)
(GROANS)
Wander, no!
Uh, not so fast,
space commuters, for it is I, um... Something the So and So,
and yeah, so I'm gonna be maybe doing some evil, perhaps.
Maybe. So, uh... conquer the galaxy!
Yeah, um... 'cause that's a thing, right?
And so enslave everyone, cackle, be all evil,
treasures, steal treasures trains!
The trains! I am gonna do something
evil with the trains or, you know, whatever.
Oh no, Wander,
not Something the So and So!
Maybe you should stop him,
it'll probably take hours.
Drat! Now we will never get that letter to Dominator!
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
Excuse me, Mr. So and So, normally I would spend at least 11 minutes on this
sort of thing, but since love is compelling me toward another quest,
I'd just like to ask, is this really what you want to do with your life?
Uh... yeah, I don't know. Probably not. Seemed like a
good idea, but I so don't know. Maybe not, 'cause yeah,
Sorry. Thanks,
Okay bye. Sorry.
Bye.
Sorry.
(FANFARE SOUND)
(SYLVIA SHRIEKS)
SYLVIA: Wander, look! Let's go find a scary ghost monster.
It'll just turn out to be Old Man Jenkins in disguise.
-Search for lost antiquities? -We'll just end up in a temple solving
bunch of riddles, dodging poison darts & getting chased by a giant boulder just to
find out that the greatest treasures are friendship, which we already knew.
Okay, then how about
return to places we've already enjoyed? Old Shlooshy, the Museum of Giant
Antiquities, Phunulon, Shatterton, Ballzeria 10, the Statue of the
-Galactic Guru! -Seen it? Loved it, Loved it.
Seen it. Been there.
(EXCLAIMS) Ye Olde Tiny Candlestick Makers!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(CREAKING SOUND)
What? That... sounds like...
...and we're definitely going there, after I get this letter to Dominator!
(FANFARE SOUND)
Wander, look. A missing sock!
Is that baby lost?
What's in the box?
Who cares.
Ah, I sure could use a cold drink!
Sylvia... you're not trying to keep me from being...
(FANFARE SOUND)
Oh, stop you from being...
(FANFARE SOUND)
...Me? Wander, how could you even I am so surprised.
No, I'm shocked. I'm shocked and hurt!
Yes, I'm deeply, maybe irreparably hurt, that you could think that I could ever,
ever, ever stand in the way of... Grop!
(WANDER SCREAMS)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
(FANFARE SOUND)
Wander, sometimes you come up with crazy ideas that I would classify as,
well, bad. But I only say that because I'm your best friend and I'm worried you'll
get hurt. You see where I'm comin' from?
I sure do, Sylvia. But I have to ask you something,
-do you trust me? -(SIGHS) Buddy,
if you wanna deliver that letter to Dominator's ship,
well... I'll be with you every step of the way.
(FANFARE SOUND)
(SCREAMS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Sylvia, Are you nuts?
We can't just go up to Dominator's bots, we'll get killed.
I was just gonna put it in the mail.
-So now? -I guess it's time for...
(HIGH TEMPO COUNTRY MUSIC)
(PAPER TEARING SOUND)
DOMINATOR: "Do you like me?"
"Check one."
Who is this from?
PEEPERS: All right, sir.
If we are to have any hope of stopping Dominator's invasion force,
we need to use the most powerful weapon of them all.
Please be giant lasers. Please be giant lasers.
-Our brains. -(LORD HATER WHINING) Doh!
PEEPERS: I have recently been experimenting with the extremely rare,
extremely unstable isotope Frostonium 17.
If we expose Dominator to a blast of Frostonium at close range,
-the subsequent exothermic process will... -Bo-ring!
Boring? Sir, this weapon will neutralize
not only Dominator, but her ship and entire army!
Yeah, but will it impress her? Rock her world? Get her lava flowing?
No! The exact opposite! What?
Just watch.
(TELEVISION STATIC)
LORD HATER: Oh, no. The powerful and beautiful Dominator has conquered
-another planet. -(LORD HATER IMITATING DOMINATOR) Nobody
in the galaxy is strong or hunky enough to stop me. Ha ha ha!
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Guess again, Dominator. Prepare to surrender and swoon.
It's...
LORD HATER: Hater's Amazing Totally Excellent Rampage Vehicle,
the H. A. T. E. R. V. !
(IMITATING DOMINATOR) That's so amazing, and totally excellent!
(IN NORMAL VOICE) The H.A.T.E.R.V. , equipped with missile launcher,
punching fists, grab-action claw, buzz-saws, slime launcher, laser beam,
pizza shooter, and more!
LORD HATER (IN DEEPER VOICE): Hey, babe, why don't you come take a ride,
-on the Hater side? -(IMITATING DOMINATOR)
(IN NORMAL VOICE) The H.A.T.E.R.V., coming soon to a galactic battlefield near you.
(SPEAKING FAST) Potential choking hazard for Kremlons and Mikkelops.
-(IMITATING DOMINATOR) I love you, Hater. -(IN NORMAL VOICE) I know.
I can't... I don't... Sir, do you wanna destroy Dominator or marry her?
Eh...both?
So get the Watchdogs and build a full-size of one of these ASAP.
-I gotta do some push-ups real quick. -No! We're not building a... the Hate-erv!
You're saying it wrong!
-H.A.T.E.R.V.! -Dominator's ship is refueling on the
planet Argite 7. We have a a very narrow window for action.
We can't waste any resources on an... oversized toy!
Fine! No H. A. T. E. R. V. ,
no Hate-r. Handle the attack yourself!
(GASPS) Really? You mean it?
Yep. You're gonna have to lead the Watchdogs alone. Good luck with...
(LORD HATER GROWLS)
(WATCHDOGS SCREAMING)
PEEPERS: Push forward.
No surrender.
Be ready. As soon as our forces reach Dominator,
we need to hit her with the Frostonium at close range. And... Wait.
What is... ?
-Oh, no! -(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Hey, Peepers!
-Guess what? -He built it himself.
I built it myself!
Oh, yeah, perfect entrance.
Show me the love, baby.
(EXPLOSIONS)
Um, hello? Super cool guy with totally tricked-out ride here!
Way cooler than some stupid battle.
PEEPERS: Important battle. Very important battle.
Uh, should we re-stack?
Nah.
I gotta get my ride in her line of sight for maximum impact.
Aww, I like stacking, though.
(GUNSHOTS)
LORD HATER: Hey, hey, Dominator! Look at me!
Oh! Never mind. Don't look! Don’t... do over, do over!
Hey, Dominator-ahh, dang it!
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
Oh, my tailbone!
Nice.
Hey, Dominator. No, no, no!
(SIGHS) Okay, new plan!
Did she see the cool part?
(EXPLOSION AND GUNSHOTS)
This is it, men. We have her full attention.
(GROANS) It's fine.
Play it cool, lover boy.
Stick to the plan.
Time to activate... flight mode!
(LEGENDARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Stupid thing. Looked cooler in the commercial.
(PROPELLER WHIRLING)
Yeah, flight mode!
What? Come on, go higher!
(LORD HATER CHEERING)
Hold formation. Stay focused. There's...
What was that?
Hey, Dominator, look at my...
...cool thing... it can totally... fly!
Why isn't she looking? It's like all she cares about is stopping you guys.
(SHOTS FIRED)
PEEPERS (SCREAMING): Tell me about it!
Time to pull out the big guns. Literally.
Hey, Dominator, check this...
(LORD HATER BLASTS BACKWARDS)
(EXPLOSION)
(LORD HATER SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
(SIGHS) Okay. New, new plan.
(GRUNTING) What-what happened?
(GASPS) Oh, no, the H. A. T. E. R. V.
Whew! Good as new.
Come on, men, we're almost at the top. This is going to work!
WATCHDOG: I can't feel my feet.
Man, she is really playing hard to get. It's time to activate...
Boat mode!
(LORD HATER PANTING)
-(DEFLATING SOUND) -(LORD HATER SCREAMS)
(LORD HATER GROWLING)
(LORD HATER GASPS)
Yeah! Boat mode!
(GUNSHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS AT A DISTANCE)
LORD HATER: Why is nobody paying attention to me?
Dominator, look. Look now!
Look at my ooze and saws and pizza!
(DEFLATING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GURGLING)
Uh-oh. No matter.
Time for... sub-mode!
(SCREAMING) Peepers, there is no sub-mode!
(FROM A DISTANCE) Save me!
But in a way that doesn't make me look stupid in front of Dominator.
WATCHDOG: Should we, uh, help him?
(SCREAMING) No! Don't help him! With Lord Lovesick out of the way, we can
finally finish this thing. Go, go, go!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEEPERS SCREAMING)
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
(CRASHING SOUNDS)
Watchdogs, we're not giving up yet. Fix the...
-H. A. T. E. R. V. -Frostonium ray.
At once!
WATCHDOG: So, uh, do we fix the freeze ray thing or the car thing?
-Car! -Ray!
Sir, I'm sorry, but Dominator is never going to notice your Hate-erv.
-You're saying it wrong on purpose! -In fact, it's pretty much the only thing
on the battlefield. She's not paying attention to. Oh, wait a second.
Sir, we can use your car,
which Dominator considers literally no threat at all, to sneak the
-Frostonium close to her. -The what now?
The Frostonium. My plan.
The big presentation I gave this morning.
Is it like a cool gift for her?
Yes. It's, uh, it’s a gift. A very cool gift. Just get close to her,
set it off, and I promise she'll be really impressed.
PEEPERS: Okay, Watchdogs, this is it.
Coordinated four-way ambush!
PEEPERS: Land!
Air!
Sea!
(GUNSHOTS)
And H.A.T.E.R.V.
(GUNSHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS)
Hey, babe, wanna come take a ride on the what...
Hey, babe, why don't you come take a ride on the Hater side?
(GUNSHOTS)
(BRAKES SCREECH)
I did it. This is it. (LOUD SIGH)
Hey, babe, ahem, why don't you come take a... on the right side?
Hey, cool car.
What? Uh, really? (GULPS) You like it?
Oh, yeah.
The fists, the pizzas. The incredibly powerful Frostonium super-weapon.
That was... gift. I got you gift!
Oh, really?
In that case... Mind if I take it for a spin?
Oh, yes, come on. You got her. Now set off the Frostonium.
Come on, set it off.
Wait. What are you doing?
Don't give her the keys!
Don't let her drive it!
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
(WATCHDOGS SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOTS)
(EXPLOSION)
Retreat!
(WATCHDOGS SCREAMING)
(CRASHES)
(PEEPERS SCREAMING)
I love you.
Ugh, I know.
(CAPTIVATING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
LORD HATER: Peepers.
she likes my car.
(PEEPERS GROANS)
(END CREDITS)
(LORD HATER GROANS)
(PEEPER WHIPS)
(SOUND OF BLOW DRYER)