(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
(LORD HATER ROARS)
Whoopsie! That is one corker of a chipped tooth. How'd this happen?
That thupid dumb nobad, Wander, hebbe dabba toof!
Wander, Wander, Wander!
Alrighty. This should help calm you down.
You might feel that teensiest stinging sensation.
There we go, there we go.
Wander.
Excuse me, Mr. Hater.
Can I get the name of your emergency contact to come pick you up?
Wander...
Wakey wakey, Hatey no more to tooth-achy.
(SCREAMS IN ANGER)
I know you. What are you guys doing here?
We came to pick you up. You listed us as your emergency contact.
Wha...
So, if you're my fremergency fronfract,
then we must be best friends.
There's a slight chance the sting of the painkillers scrambled his brain a bit.
It should wear off. But until then, it's important
you see that he gets home safe.
I love you guys!
Okay, this is weird.
(SQUEALS)
I know, I know.
Hater's not actually my best friend.
That's just a gazillion volts of electric squid talking.
My mouth feels like purple.
-Exactly. -And the smart thing to do
-is to get him safely back to his ship. -Yep.
It's not like having a day of fun with us would cause Hater to realize that
being a good guy is way better than being a bad guy.
-Oh! That'd be crazy. -I know.
Then maybe this bonding experience would actually make us become best friends and
then we could hang out and help people and have our own secret friend language.
And people be like what are they talking about?
-What are you talking about? -And I'd be like
"Glee-bibble-glorp, Hatey!" And he'd be all "Slamdibble-doo, Wandy!"
Hey!
Quit your jibber jabber and
let's go have some fun! Slamdibble-doo!
(SQUEALS)
Sorry, Syl, but I'm holding on hope for Hater.
Sigh.
-Friendship Day! -Friendship Day!
(ROARS)
It's Lord Hater. (ALL SCREAM AND RUN AWAY)
Games, prizes, people, pizza, ice cream!
I want a fudgy-pudgy blorp-berry swirl with nuts
and chocolate sprinkles and nuts. And no skimpy scoops!
(SCREAMS AND CRIES)
My tooth. Too cold.
Aw, it's okay, buddy. Hey, you want to play some games?
Uh-huh.
Ah, maybe today won't be so bad after all.
And, posted.
Left. No, right. A little down.
Okay, go.
Come on, come on. Yeah.
Ooh, scary skull ring. Look out.
It's coming to get you.
Psst! I'm not afraid of that.
I know. It's not really scary.
Come on, pal.
♪ Here we go! People, pizza, ball pit, friendship ♪
♪ Twisty slide, music, arcade, cheesy dip Ice cream, soda pop, corn on the cob ♪
♪ We got it all at Gelatinous Bob's! ♪
♪ Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bob's! Bo-bo-bo-bo-Bob's ♪
♪ Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bob's! Bo-bo-bo-bo-Bob's! ♪
♪ We got it all at Gelatinous Bob's! We got it all at Gelatinous Bob's! ♪
Joey Protozoa,
what's worse than finding a space worm in your apple?
I don't know, Gelatinous Bob.
What is worse than finding a space worm in your apple?
Finding half a space worm in your apple. 'Cause the other half is
probably devouring your insides.
(ALL LAUGH)
(STREAMERS POP OUT)
Woah!
That's he coolest thing I've ever seen.
Woah! That's way better.
Can you hear my thoughts, my buddy from a distant star?
I'm not sure I even know who you are.
Look at me like a kid out of school,
hanging out with a fool. A fool who I think is actually kind of cool.
I don't think he knows he's talking out loud.
I'm counting on it.
Why am I starting to drool?
Okay, this has been fun, and more importantly, hilarious.
But we really have to take him back.
But he hasn't tried to destroy us once all day.
But who knows how long his brains will stay scrambled?
You can't force him to be something he's not.
But, what if this is our chance to prove that deep deep deep
deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep
deep down, Hater's an okay guy?
(LITTLE GIRL SCREAMS)
-Because he's not. -No! Bad Lord Hater! Bad!
Thanks for the boost, Mr. Hater.
No problem, Olive. Good luck on that spelling test.
Ow, ow, ow, ow! What is this warm feeling inside? Is it heartburn?
That's the feeling you get from helping folks.
Wow! I want to help more.
(SQUEALS)
This day can't get any weirder.
♪ One two three four! Yeah Hater's on the sidewalk ♪
♪ Helpin' Granny cross the street. He's in a restaurant, pullin' out a lady's seat ♪
♪ Stop a train crash take out the trash ♪
♪ Found a needle in the haystack Scratch an armadillo's back ♪
♪ Raise a barn, protect an egg, show an elderly man, how to email a jpeg ♪
♪ Stop some crime Solve a paradox in time ♪
♪ Help me come up with an uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh ♪
(ALL SING) Rhyme.
♪ Thank you, friends! Chaperone a prom Calm a mom, Lend a friend a lip balm ♪
♪ Then we spruce up the theme song! Here we go now! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Hater makes it better ♪
♪ Yip bi di bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Hater makes it better ♪
♪ Hater Hater Makes it Makes it Makes it better! Boy and howdy! ♪
♪ Yip bi di Hater makes it better ♪
PEEPERS: Lord Hater? Sir? Are you down there?
What is that thing? It looks... Familiar.
It's nothing, look away. What do we do? Run away.
No, no. Stay perfectly still.
No. Let's check him for cavities.
So that dentist will zap him so loopy that he'll stay nice from now on.
I don't wanna go up there. It's scary!
I wanna stay and have fun with my best friend, Sunshine Banjo Face!
Oh, he must have been zapped harder than we thought.
Ooh, ooh! I know! All we have to do is dishwash the tinkle kitten
until the bandage is impossible, and we're floppin' crone scone.
(SIGHS)
No, we got to take you back.
I want to be your friend, but not like this.
True friendship comes from the heart, not an electric squid to the face.
Come on, pal.
I had a fun day with you, but a true emergency contact
delivers his friend home safe.
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
I know you don't want to, but you've got to go.
We'll be fine.
(SOBS)
It's over! Go on, get!
Leave us alone!
(SOBS)
We don't wanna hang out with you, you big dummy!
(CRIES)
I just hope we rubbed off on him a little bit.
Good to have you back, sir.
And just in time for our full scale invasion of Crystalline 7.
(EVERYONE SCREAMS)
Invasion?
That's not nice!
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
PEEPERS: Sir! What are you doing? Sir?
(LAZERBEAMS FIRE)
(SCREAMING)
Yip bi di dit bip, Hater makes it better!
(SCREAMS)
Oh, thank goodness. It was all just a bad dream.
If only, sir. If only.
(MOANING IN PAIN)
Hangin' out with a fool. A fool who I think is actually kinda cool.
Why am I starting to drool?
Wander!
(GRUNT)
Frab-drassin' ham spangler! I slept terribly.
Anything I can do for you?
Nah. I got 6 or 7 cricks in my neck.
It's like my pillow was extra flat last night.
-Wander? Something wrong? -No, it's no big deal-io.
(PILLOW DEFLATING)
-He's back. To the lab! -The lab?
It's not that big a deal. Pillows get flat all the time.
-Exhibit A! A message. -A whoopee cushion?
The calling card of the most villainous villain to vex this or any other galaxy.
Lord Hater? Emperor Awesome? It's not Dominator, is it?
Worse. Someone from my past, someone who thinks he's good but is really bad.
Good news is we're going to stop this bad guy
from doing any more bad things he thinks are actually good.
Since when do you stop bad guys? Usually you sing a song or play some silly game to
-to drive 'em nuts. -This is no game.
What?
(LAUGHS)
(ALARM BLARING)
What's the trouble?
Snatched statues? Ransacked rubies? Misappropriated masterpieces?
What? Oh, um. No.
Someone just stole the display pillows from our gemstone exhibit.
-It's worse than we thought. -It is?
I mean, it is.
I'm gonna need full background checks on all museum visitors.
Give me names, birthdays, favorite colors. Summer vacation plans.
According to the footage, our pernicious pillow pilferer struck at precisely 3:14.
-So? -3.14 are the first 3 digits in the
new miracle value for Pie. Pie is delicious, which rhymes with wishes. And
if wishes were fishes, we'd all have enough to eat.
I know where he's going to strike next. Quickly, old chum!
Old chum?
(TIP TOEING)
(SIGHS)
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
Now I get it. Emperor Awesome is sabotaging all the pillows
so he can throw an evil slumber party. And I don't get it.
You have a rather extensive collection of feather boas, do you not?
Where are they?
Feather boas are so out.
Now it's all about actual boas. I threw those ratty feather ones away.
Curses. Empty. We're too late. But, he left a message.
Wander, wait for me.
-What's your hurry, Becks? -Oh, gross.
(LAUGHS MANICALLY)
Despair, citizens of Cluckon! Your inevitable domination is... Gaaaah!
Aw, gross! Peepers, I can see their nuggets.
Ah, finally. A villain I can sink my fists into!
Not so fast.
Oh, come on, it's Lord Hater. He's like the definition of bad guy.
(WHOOSHES)
-Go away! -And yet, he's small potatoes in
the baneful broth of the real villain's gumbo of repugnance.
Gumbo of... Okay, that's it.
I am sick of the grim and gritty routine and getting dragged across the galaxy
for some missing pillows, frilly scarves and pluck Cluckons.
It's not that big a deal.
I'm not moving until you tell me who we're up against.
(A VERY LOUD SOUND)
Him.
SCREWBALL: Attention, galaxy! My foul plan is almost complete!
(PILLOW BLOWING)
Prepare to face the wrath of the mischivieous, Dr. Screwball Jones.
Now, tremble in eggs-cruciating terror
as my latest plot leaves you shell-shocked.
Behold, my fantabulously fantabulous tickle machine!
This joker is who you think is the most dangerous villain in the galaxy?
-He what? -Of course, he stole all those feathers in
order to create a weapon that would make everyone laugh
thus, forcing the universe to be happy.
Isn't that like your whole deal?
I only present the positive path. I don't force you to follow it.
(TICKLE MACHINE FIRES)
This... is kinda fun. In a baby way. Ha-ha!
Okay, I get it. (LAUGHS)
(CHICKENS LAUGHING)
That's enough. All right, it's getting annoying. Quit it. (LAUGHS)
Okay. Stop, stop!
(LAUGHING)
Please make it stop! This is the worst thing that's ever... (LAUGHING)
happened to me.
(LAUGHING)
I guess this is no laughing matter. Get it? Because of the... Great,
now he's got me doing it.
(LAUGHS)
Hey, chuckles. I got a punch line for you.
Then you'll need a setup.
What's worse than a tickle machine?
-Literally, anything. -Wrong. 2 tickle machines.
Ah, please. Too bad. I'm not ticklish.
Except for behind my knees.
(LAUGHS)
Holy somatosense, Wander! This is awful! He is a monster!
-Knock knock. -Who's there?
-Orange. -Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
No need to split, you might find this a-peeling
Get it? 'Cause you said banana back there.
What's the matter? Seeing stars?
Your noxious novelty nightmare is over, Dr. Jones.
Why do you continue to resist me?
After all, we both want to spread joy throughout the universe.
(ACCORDIAN PLAYING)
(SINGING) Hey there, let's have some fun.
Join my good-time gang
And just one question first Rhubarb or meringue?
We'll make folks happy through the land Have them howling on their knees
So, my little orange friend Lend a hand if you please
Hey, don't look so shocked Ain't it 'bout the time
To let the pun fit the crime? Ha ha!
Screwball, you try too hard.
Dr. Screwball, if you please, I've got an online PhD!
Folks should be free to find their own happiness.
-You can't force 'em to have fun. -Sure I can. Watch this.
Accordian!
(ACCORDIAN FIRING)
Banjo retort!
(BANJO FIRES)
You're pretty good
(SINGING) But I think that we both know
It's time to let my Sylvia go!
Never!
SCREWBALL (SINGING): String break.
Here's a joke How are you
Just like a lollipop stick
In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks!
Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha!
Ain't it a laugh Ha ha ha ha
Looks like the end of the line
So let
the pun
fit the
crime.
Wait, I've got one last pun for you.
Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess.
You're ending on a sour note. (LAUGHING)
You snapped your C-sharp, so now you'll B-flat? Ha ha!
How about who's laughing now?
(LAUGHING)
This isn't funny!
I mean, it's kinda ironic, I guess.
Curse you, Wander!
(ALL CHEERING)
-Boy! What a Super Day! -Buddy,
from now on, if you say something's dangerous, I'll believe you.
Even if that was the stupidest danger we've ever been in.
What just happened?
Well, sir, looks like once again the day is saved thanks to,
Wander and Sylvia.
HATER: Meh.
Now tremble in eggs-cruciating terr...
As my latest plot leaves you shell shocked.
Yeah. Oh, I am so good.
I am so good.
Oh, this is gold.