(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
PEEPERS: Coming soon to a planet near you!
Lord Hater's "No Planets Left Behind"
Boomapalooza! The Galactic Destruction Tour.
Twelve planets in three weeks!
We'll show Lord Dominator, he's not the only one who can destroy a planet!
We're blowing them up! Thanks to my...
I mean, Lord Hater's most diabolical weapon yet...
The Disaster Blaster...
5000!
Boomapalooza! The Galactic Destruction Tour!
We're gonna rock... their... world!
(LORD HATER SHOUTING) Come on, let me hear it!
You get to blow up a planet!
You get a t-shirt!
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
-(CROWD CHEERING) T-shirts, T-shirts! -(LORD HATER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-Uh, what about Wan...? -What did I say before the briefing?
Nobody here is to ever use that 'W' word again or else...
No, it's cool, Peepers. It's cool.
Look, as many of you may know, I had a problem.
No, an obsession with the 'W' word.
LORD HATER: I wasted a lot of time chasing a certain goofball around the galaxy,
but I'm past that now and ready to focus on the important things.
Like...
(SINGING) Dee-dee-dee-dee-doo-doo ba-zoo-doo-boo-dee-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Ruling the entire universe!
(CHANTING) Hate's great, best villain!
LORD HATER: Running over, just gotta do something real quick! Hater out!
(SINGING) Zee-dee-bee-boo-doo-boo...
Wander and Sylvia, prepare to...
Oh, really? Like this?
-What? -What?
I just can't believe, after our long relationship,
this is how you're gonna do it.
H... Huh?
When I pictured you destroying me, it wasn't all quick and cheap
in some cramped hallway. It was special. It was gonna be...
(SCREAMING) This is exactly why I...
Let's... just say, for the sake of argument,
how would you make your untimely doom more special?
Well, for starters, location...
When you picture finally getting rid of us, where do you see it happening?
Wait. Are we doing a, you know, thing?
-Wink. -Wink.
I know just the place!
Oh, this is much doomier.
Uh, right? Okay, let's do this.
Uhh... are we really going with the axe?
What's... wrong... with... axes?
Eh! A little old-fashioned, if you ask me.
Oh, yeah. None of the cool villains are using axes these days.
But whatever makes you happy.
Ugh!
Lava, huh? Doesn't leave you with much of a souvenir.
Don't you want to mount our heads on the wall or something?
-Ugh! Zap blaster! -WANDER: Too quick.
-Biter beetles! -WANDER: Heck of a mess to clean up.
Soul sucker!
Eh! Doesn't really feel like us, you know?
-(SCREAMING) -WANDER: While we're at it,
-is that really what you're gonna wear? -Oh, what's...
What's wrong with my cloak?
Nothing! But you wear it every day.
Don't you want to look extra spiffy for when you finally get rid of me?
LORD HATER: No.
(EXCLAIMS)
We're gonna need to see more.
♪ Getting ready for the big day ♪
♪ Dressed for success ♪
♪ I've been dreaming' my whole life About your untimely death ♪
♪ Getting ready for the big day ♪
♪ Gotta find a... cloak that works ♪
♪ I might vaporize you, ♪
♪ Electrify you... ♪ Hey! Isn't that just a...?
♪ Either way, it's gonna hurt ♪
Ooh, glittery!
♪ Big day! ♪
All right! Looking' good, feeling' bad.
No more Wander, here we go! ♪ Big day! ♪
Mood music.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(LORD HATER SINGING) I hate to say that I loathe you...
I don't know what that's doing on there! Stupid shuffle!
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, great! One, two, three, go!
WANDER: Whoa! "One, two, three, go"?
That's all you're gonna say? I thought this day meant something to you.
(SCREAMING)
This is exactly the type of annoying behavior that makes me hate you so much!
Oh, you have no idea how I dreamed of the moment when I will finally be free of you.
It will be the sweetest, most beautiful...
Shut your mouth and put that passion on the paper!
Loathe your stupid, smiling face,
and where there was once three, now there is only... one.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Hater, this is...
the most beautiful, horrible thing I've ever... read...
in my life... about my death.
We can't keep this private. We need to share this!
WANDER: No, this is Perry. This is Larry.
And if we invite Barry, we have to invite Gary.
Then we might as well invite Jerry, Harry, Carey, and Sebastian...
Oh, heck. Let's just invite them all!
We don't have enough room!
She's right. We need a bigger venue. But I already paid a deposit.
And, to find a new spot this late is... (PANTING)
Look, you only get to destroy me once. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right
♪ Still getting ready for the big day Getting everything just right ♪
♪ I can't wait to destroy your Body tonight ♪
♪ Checking' every detail twice Makin' something' out of ice ♪
♪ We only get to do this once Let's have some fun! ♪
♪ Still getting ready for the big day ♪
♪ Come on, take my hand ♪
♪ Yes, I admit there's more to this Than we'd initially planned ♪
♪ Decorations, invitations Gonna be one heck of a celebration ♪
♪ We get to do this once Let's have some fun ♪
♪ Still getting ready for the big day ♪
Destruction of Wander? Isn't that the guy he said he wasn't gonna chase no more?
-Wait. Look! -Free cake? Woo-hoo!
(EVERYONE CHANTING) Free cake!
LORD HATER: Wander,
I want... to destroy you more...
-than life itself... -Lord Hater, sir!
Nothing!
We're approaching the first stop on the Galactic Destruction Tour!
The wha...? Oh... right.
This is a huge moment for us, sir!
When that Disaster Blaster 5000 hits that first planet and it explodes,
just know I'll be exploding as well.
With pride. Real big day! Real big day.
(SCREAMS) What a fool I've been!
Wander!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Hater! It's bad luck to see the victims before you destroy them?
You... You almost ruined our plans.
You made me put together this whole ceremony...
And we didn't even choose a method of destruction!
(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
Don't worry. I know just the thing!
Okay, everybody. This is it! Boomapalooza begins!
Uh, everybody. Ugh! Gotta do everything myself.
The Disaster Blaster 5000!
What is going on?
Huh? "You're invited to the destruction of...
Don't tell Peepers"?
Oh, no.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD GASPING)
Aha!
(SHOUTS) Stop!
PEEPERS: Lord Hater, what are you doing? I thought you were past all this!
I am! This is just a quickie destruction! Or, it, uh, was.
But we had plans.
We were going to spread evil throughout the galaxy together!
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
-What do you think, buddy? Time to jet? -Leave? But the ceremony's not done.
Wait. I thought we were doing a thing.
But the... the wink! What about the wink?
It started as a wink!
But the ceremony turned out so nice! Seems a shame not to go through with it.
I know. It was just so nice seeing Hater enjoy something for once.
Ah, it's okay, buddy. Even though you may seem out of your mind sometimes,
your heart's always in the right place. Aha!
I thought... (SNIFFLES) I thought what we had was special!
Peepers, you've made me realize two things.
One, you're absolutely right.
And two, I don't care!
LORD HATER: Wander and Sylvia, prepare to... Huh?
Ah, they were doing a thing.
♪ Dee-di-dee-dee-doo-doo di-dee-doo-doo-di-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
Well, that ceremony sure went off with a bang.
-You think so? -Ah, buddy.
It couldn't have gone any better.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
-(LORD HATER SNORES) -Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...
(YAWNS) Good morning, you delightful new day!
Oh...
(OM CHANTING)
Stupid. Dumb. Lame. Dumb.
Nobody cares about your trip. Ugh, cats!
(CRASHING)
(BOTH SNIFFING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(SINGING) Doot doodiloo, Doo dat doodaloo.
(LORD HATER GROANS)
-One more time! -(LORD HATER CONTINUES GROANING)
(WANDER CONTINUES SINGING) Biddlii bip bi dip boop, meow!
Uh, Thank you, sir.
(ELECTRICAL TOOTHBRUSH BUZZING)
(MILD BUZZING)
(MUTED GROANS)
(WHIRRING)
-(WANDER PANTING) -(LORD HATER GROANING)
(PANTING) One...
Hundred. One hundred.
(PANTS)
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
(LOW VOICE) Sylvia?
(WHISPERING) Sylvia?
(SHOUTING) Peepers!
I'm starving!
Sir. Yes sir! Sorry, sir!
Yeah, buddy?
Would you like some delicious and nutritious breakfast?
(YAWNS) Thanks, pal.
In a little bit. Right now, I could use about...
ten more minutes of sleep. Okay?
No prob. I totally hear you.
(IN LOW VOICE) If my friend wants ten more minutes, then ten minutes she'll get.
(WHISPERING) I'll just go and rustle up some grub...
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
Wander...
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
Patience, boy, patience.
(DEEP BREATH)
Oh, sorry.
BOTH: Bon appétit!
(LORD HATER SNIFFS)
(GASPS)
Meh! Bleh. Bleh! Meh.
LORD HATER: Bleh! (RETCHING)
You need some help, buddy?
-Nope. -No!
All your breakfasts are bad.
Get some more sleep!
Get out of my way!
BOTH: I'll do it myself.
PEEPERS: The kitchen is the other way, sir.
WANDER AND LORD HATER: I've got it!
(WANDER SIGHS)
'You are here.'
(SCREAMS) This is so hard!
-(GIRL SCREAMS) -Whoops!
Oh, sorry.
I don't wanna hear it.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING) I did it!
I found the kitchen!
BOTH: Yeah!
Is there a button? A secret word?
Open! Go, Fridge, Go!
Oh!
Gah! It's so hard to get eggs.
(LORD HATER SCREAMS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SIGHS)
And now, toast. (WHISPERING) Because I know how you like your toast.
Now, where am I going to find
toast around...?
(SIGHS)
(OVEN BELL DINGS)
(SNIFFING) Mm-mmm.
Freshly baked.
No... problem! My... hungry... little... friends.
There's... plenty... for... every... one.
(SMOKE ALARM BEEPING)
No.
(SIGHS) Juice...
Where's the stupid juice?
(MUNCHING)
Found it!
-Ah! Half full! -Ah! Half empty!
And now...
(SNIFFS)
Aw, poor Lord Hater.
Wonder if he's hungry.
(BOTH SNIFFING)
Urgh!
(GROWLING)
Ooh, I'm so scared. I'd better not steal this breakfast,
or I might get mauled by a squirrel. Huh, stupid nature.
(SCREAMING)
I'm being mauled by a squirrel!
Ow, get off! Stop it! (SCREAMS)
Silly goose, you brought a water glass, not a juice glass.
Hmm. I feel like something's missing.
(SCREAMING)
Perfect. And now...
"Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast that I made for you.
Your friend, Wander."
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING AND GROANING)
(SYLVIA YAWNS)
(LORD HATER AND SYLVIA SNIFFS)
Aww, thanks, pal.
It was no problem. No problem at all.
Oh yeah!
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
Wait, you don't have any?
Here, buddy, you want some of mine?
No.
I'll find some food somehow.
Right now, I'm just happy that you're happy.
Always racking up the karma points, huh, Wander?
"Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast
as a token of our... friendship.
(NAUSEATED)
P.S.: The secret ingredient is love.
(RETCHING)
P.P.S.: If you eat this, we're best friends...
(VOMITING)
forever!"
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH SNORING)
BOTH: Wait! Get back here.
I really need you to stay put and...
Wait. Where did you go?
(BOTH SNORING)