(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHING)
I hereby conquer this planet
in the name of Lord Hater, the greatest in the galaxy!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(LORD HATER LAUGHING)
Hey, hater!
Got your team's flag, Gotta tag me.
(SCREAMING) Get back here!
Ugh! Please, sir! No! Just ignore 'im!
You know Wander's the reason you're no longer the greatest in the galaxy.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
I'm sorry, sir, but it's true.
You wasted so much time chasing him around the universe
that you've lost any standing you had as a real villain.
PEEPERS: And now there's bad guys everywhere
taking over all the territory you lost.
You're more like 29th greatest in the galaxy.
Which is why we need to get back
in the game and conquer as many planets as possible.
Hater! (HUMMING)
Peepers, that's totally what I'm trying to do but like, Wander totally took our flag!
Sir, the flag is really just symbolic.
No. Get him.
(SYLVIA SNORING)
(WANDER SCREAMING)
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
(YAWNING) That's my cue.
Ladies?
(SYLVIA SCREAMING)
(HATER AND WATCHDOGS SCREAMING)
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
PEEPERS: Nothing ever changes.
(LOUD NOISE APPROACHING)
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
(GRAVE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Who...is...this...guy?
-Definitely new to the neighborhood. -(GASPS)
Maybe we should go say hi.
SYLVIA: Wander, buddy.
These are bad neighbors, and I think it's time to move.
Uh, sorry, Syl, but what do I always say?
An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!
Sometimes you have to look beyond the demonic exterior of someone's
horrifying battle cruiser...
WANDER: ...find the person inside & offer them your friendship
No matter how terrified you may be!
Besides, I have a secret weapon.
♪ Fruit basket! ♪
Going up! First floor,
scary lava ship. Top floor, friendship! Woohoo!
I got your back, buddy, with two weapons of my own, right, ladies?
(GROANS) What just happened?
Gee sir! Maybe exactly what I said was happening!
While you were busy chasing Wander around
you got planet-jacked!
What is this, amateur hour?
He can't just swoop in & steal a planet after I already planted a flag
The flag is a symbol!
PEEPERS: Sir. This guy's impressive.
Maybe too impressive! I suggest we go and deal with this foe when we're
better prepared!
Please. An enemy's just an enemy I haven't defeated yet.
I'll show this chump what happens when you mess with the greatest in the galaxy.
Be back in five.
WANDER: Hello?
Anybody here?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Welcome to our galaxy!
-Well. Nobody home. Let's go. -No way. Ship this big,
there's got to be someone on board. If you don't like fruit there's also a
selection of small cheeses!
(BALLS RATTLING)
Finally, the welcome party.
Not the vibe I'm getting here.
Hello! Hey, there!
Folks call me Wander, and this is Sylvia. Welcome to the galaxy!
We hope you will accept our humble gift of...
(EXPLOSION)
(SYLVIA SCREAMING)
(BONE BREAKING SOUND)
(SYLVIA SCREAMING)
Sylvia, you okay?
Watchdogs are usually so soft and mushy.
Cuffs? Please!
Okay. Worried again.
(FEET SHUFFLING)
Perhaps you did not notice our gift!
From your new friends! To... whoever you are!
See, Syl? An enemy is just a friend you...
Hey, careful careful! There's a honeydew here, man!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
This guy's not so cool.
Oh, he's the real deal, sir!
This is one serious arsenal.
-(SCREAMING) Level five Mega lasers. -(SCOFFS) Whatever.
Novacombusters? I didn't even think those existed!
Big deal. I could have that, I just don't want to.
And that! I don't know what... that is, but,
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
It's super cool! That's what it is!
I can't wait to put this guy in his place!
First he steals my stolen planet
Then he has the nerve to have stuff that I want.
Why don't we have awesome stuff like this? This is your fault, isn't it?!
We could have had all this, but someone needed a hot tub
and an arcade, and an entire research team to develop new barbecue sauces
for the food court! A food court, by the way, we built instead of an
-atom smasher, which this guy also has! -Well I should have all that & more!
-I am Lord Hater, the greatest in the... -Twenty...ninth... greatest!
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
(METAL CLANKING)
Huh! Not so cool now, are you?
Ha Ha!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUD)
Ah! So cool!
(LORD HATER AND PEEPERS SCREAMING)
Hey, that was thoughtfully arranged!
WANDER: Do you have any idea how hard it is to balance bananas?
Wander, I know you don't want to hear this, but these guys are trouble.
Maybe you're right.
No they're not friendly they're.. What? Wait. What?
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm starting to feel not
very welcomed here.
Ha!
(THUDS)
Tell me about it.
Maybe this enemy is just an enemy.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I know you always want to see the best in people, but sometimes there's
nothing there to see.
Either way, these walls ain't budging.
We're not going anywhere.
(SCOFFS) You'd almost think they wanted us to stay.
Maybe this is how they show hospitality where they're from!
Maybe this is all some kooky mix-up that we'll all laugh
about later over ripe cantaloupe!
Maybe one of us has a hard time dealing with rejection.
Welcome party back on track!
♪ Fruit basket! ♪
Yee-haw!
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING) The Basket!
(LORD HATER AND PEEPERS SCREAMING)
-You? -You!
-Me! -Them!
Are you here to meet our new neighbor, too? I don't see a gift.
(SCREAMING) Haven't forgotten about my flag!
-Nope! -No time!
Must go faster... Much faster...
Oh, these cuffs are seriously slowing me down!
(SYLVIA GROANS)
Who is this guy?
(WANDER AND SYLVIA SCREAMING)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
No!
(WHIMPERING) No...
(SYLVIA WHISPERING) No!
I'm really sorry, Syl, but I just gotta try.
I know this seems bananas, and I must be plum outta my melon
but I don't pear! The way I fig-ure, even the rottenest
apple still has a sweet spot at its core. KUMQUAT!
Wander, he's gonna destroy you!
Sorry, I gotta try.
(GASPS)
Hello to you.
Folks call me Wander.
And this is Sylvia.
Welcome to the Galaxy!
We hope you will accept our humble gift of friendship!
Perhaps I was a bit too formal.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Hello. Hi. How's it goin'?
Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hello!
Nope, Less formal, less formal.
'Sup? Salutations! Hello! Howdy! Knock-knock. Who's there? It's me!
Hello. Beep-boop, we come in peace.
Buddy! You narfin' frood! I love the place! Fruit basket!
This is for you. And that! And that! And that!
I'm so sorry. No!
Sylvia, I don't think our new friend is very friendly.
(GROANING) You think?
I think this calls for the big guns.
Wander, please. No, not that.
♪ Hello, it's nice to meet ya We brought somethin' to feed ya ♪
♪ Some berries and bananas All stacked in order and ♪
Wander!
And I hope... we can be... friends.
(LOUD THUD)
(SIGHING)
Sir, I really must insist we go and deal with this foe
when we're better prepared.
Maybe you are right.
What?! Wait, what? I mean, good. Yes.
Now we just have to break out of here quietly and carefully.
(EXPLOSION)
Oh! I'll settle for loudly and quickly!
Come on, sir, let's get outta here so you can focus
on being the greatest in the galaxy again.
Twenty... ninth... greatest.
What?
If I'm gonna be the greatest in the galaxy again,
I'm gonna start with whoever this loser is. Hey, robo-dork! Let's rumba!
Sir, what are you doing?
I can't run if I want to be number one.
(GROANING)
Wander?
(SYLVIA SCREAMING) Wander!
(CHOKING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Oh, Wander, thank Grop.
(GROANING) Let him go, you molten menace.
He was only... trying to be your... friend! Folks call me Sylvia...
and I'm... not so nice! Ladies?
welcome to the galaxy.
(GROANS) No!
Oh...
(LORD HATER GROANING)
Finally!
My brilliant getting-captured plan has led us right to this two-bit terror.
Time to take this sucker down.
BOT: Invaders apprehended, Lord Dominator.
Lord Dominator? Ah! That totally rhymes with Hater!
What? He totally looks like...
(HIGH-PITCHED) Hey, friend.
(SCREAMS)
He's... destroy my enemy... hate... jerk!
What I wanted to do! Gagh! So cool.
I must destroy!
(EXPLOSION)
(SCREAMING)
(EXPLOSIONS)
Wander's my enemy.
Enemy? Come on, Hater.
You know, an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet.
What? Ew! Shut up!
Wander! you okay buddy?
Impressive, sir.
Sorry for doubting you.
After defeating this guy,
you most certainly are the greatest in the galaxy.
(SCREAMING) Accept no imitations!
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
Okay, time out, fine. You could be the greatest in the galaxy.
Okay! Mercy, please!
Hey, watch the lava 'round the guava!
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, yes, you must definitely conquer the entire galaxy with those.
But you can't run if you want to be number one!
♪ Commander Peepers! ♪
(EXPLOSION)
(ALARM BUZZING)
Let this be a reminder that if you march into my galaxy,
you're gonna have to deal with me!
(ALARM SOUNDING)
-Wander! -I have had enough.
I will have you know I gave you a gift.
I complimented your ship.
I've even played you a song.
All in the name of friendship.
And you can't even be neighborly and make some small talk like,
"Wow thanks for the fruit basket, Wander Wander. Isn't that an interesting name?"
And I'd be like "Well yeah, I guess. Funny story, that's not really my..."
But, but that's not important! What is important is I told you that an enemy
is just a friend you haven't made yet.
But after your mood and inconsiderate behavior today,
I'm not sure I want to be your friend.
(GLASS CRACKING)
And I must admit...
I'm! Co! Ming! Buh! Dee!
...though it hurts to say it. I have to tell you...
...that I don't think that you deserve...
(IN SLOW MOTION) ...a fruit basket!
(SCREAMING)
This is for my real friends. Tangelo?
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
-Please. He's a dope. -No, really,
he's not an idiot. He totally knows what he's doing.
(THUD)
(SCREAMING)
-Who... -...was...
-...that... -...guy?
(EXPLOSION)
That... was... (IN FEMININE VOICE) Amazing!
Ha ha ha! They were all like,
"What? Who is this guy?" Ha! Then I was like, serious, then I was all, rah!
And then the lava was woosh! And they were all, "ah! no! why?"
Ha ha ha ha! What a bunch of dorks! This is going to be... Fun!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
So you think this guy is what
Hater's brother?
Oh, maybe he's Lord Hater's dad come to show him who's boss.
-Wait, Lord who? -Uh, Lord Hater,
that skeleton guy we work for?
Oh my grop! I've been calling him the wrong name for six months!
Why didn't anyone tell me?!
What did you think he was called?
-I've been calling him Lord Va... -(ALL SCREAMING)