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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

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-(LASERS SHOOTING)
-(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

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(CLUCKING) Ha-ha, that's it.

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Run, you chickens!

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Run! For here to destroy
your foul little lives,

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is none other than

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the Duke of Dread,

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the Monarch of Mayhem,

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the Emperor of Evil,

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Lord Hater!

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(FIRECRACKERS BURST)

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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Lord Hater!

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(FIRECRACKERS BURST)

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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(FRUSTRATED) Ah!

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Lord Hater!

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(FIREWORKS BURST)

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I don't get it.

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Oh, our leader, Lord Hater was
supposed to show up

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and act all evil and stuff, but...

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Nobody move!

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(KNOCKING)

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PEEPERS: Lord Hater? Are you in here?

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LORD HATER: (SOFTLY) No. Maybe. Go away.

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(LORD HATER GRUNTS)

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(CLAPS)

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Sir, you missed your cue.

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The Cluckons won't surrender without you.

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So? What's the point, anyway?

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What's the point?

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Sir, if Cluckon falls, we'll control
all of the Zegma System!

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All of it!
Just like we've always dreamed of doing.

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(MUMBLES)

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You're peeling apples to the core?

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(MUMBLES)

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Stealing pennies from the store?

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(MUMBLES ANGRILY)

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Earring fell on the floor?

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I said, I'm not feeling it anymore!

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Evil used to be all... (WHOOPING)

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Now it's just all...

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Eh.
Know what I mean?

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Everybody, back in the ship!

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Nobody move.
You're still almost conquered, okay?

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We'll be right back.

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(CLUCKING IN CONFUSION)

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PEEPERS: So, you're in a bit of a slump.

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That's fine. Happens to everyone.

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You just need to do something
to remind yourself

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how fun evil can be.
Something like...

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blowing up a moon!

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Come on,
I know you want to do.

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(EXPLOSION ON SCREEN)

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(WATCHDOGS CHEERING)

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Eh.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Blowing up a moon not doing it for you?
That's fine.

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I ordered the citizens of Ionia 7

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to make a giant statue of you
out of themselves.

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Eh.

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(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

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(ALIENS SCREAMING)

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PEEPERS: What if we terrorize
the warrior women of Amazonia?

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That always cheers you up.

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Eh.

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-(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
-(BANGING ON GLASS)

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PEEPERS: Awaken the space demon,
Tormento?

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It's Tormato! Argh!

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(BELCHES)

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Eh.

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(MUFFLED SCREAM)

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PEEPERS: Loot all the loot
from Museopolis?

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Eh.

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(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

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Mess with Greg?

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Eh, it's all a big bunch of "eh"!

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(SIGHS) I'll be in my room.

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Sir, listen, we've been working
really hard on taking control

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of the Zegma System for months.

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Cluckon is the last step,
and it's just sitting there,

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waiting to be conquered.

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LORD HATER: So?

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(ANGRILY) So? Get off your
bony butt, do your stupid job

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and conquer them already!

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(LORD HATER GROWLS ANGRILY)

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(CALMLY) I mean,
you wanna talk about it?

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No, it's just... I don't know.

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When did being evil become so complicated?

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I mean, it used to be so cool,
you know?

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Back in the old days, just being a jerk,
cruising around the galaxy,

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picking on the weak and defenseless
it just made me feel so awesome.

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Now I got this big ship,

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this army and these responsibilities.

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You make the plans,
the army conquers the planet,

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and all I do is coming at the end
and do my big, scary,

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(SHOUTS) Rawr!

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(IMITATING THUNDER)

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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thing.

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It's...

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It's just no fun anymore!

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(DINGS)

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Sir, I have an idea.

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♪ Ignition ♪

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♪ Rear-view mirrors ♪

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♪ Seat belts for safety ♪

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♪ Hater! ♪

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Bet you didn't even know we
restored your old van, huh?

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Kinda cool, I guess.

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What lame place you taking me to now?

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Oh, you'll see.

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(ENGINE REVVS)

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PEEPERS: So, you miss the old days, eh?

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Need to be reminded of why
you got into evil in the first place, huh?

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You mentioned the weak and defenseless.

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Well, I'd like you to meet

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the Mooplexians!

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LORD HATER: Whoah, they're so dumb!

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I mean, look at them, all weird and stuff.

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Man, I just wanna go up to their
dumb faces and...

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(ROARS)

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(CHUCKLES) Well?

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(EVIL LAUGH)

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(LORD HATER ROARS)

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(MAKING RANDOM SOUNDS)

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Peepers, that felt good!

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I want more!

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(BOTH TOGETHER) Yeah!

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♪ When you feel alone
like your top's gonna blow ♪

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♪ And you're ready to drill it through ♪

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♪ Go find some loser
with a dumb-looking face ♪

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♪ And make him feel worse than you ♪

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♪ 'Cause hate's great ♪

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♪ You know you like it ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Well, at least you should ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Makes you feel awesome ♪

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♪ Being evil is good! ♪

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♪ Come on! ♪

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-So dumb!
-(BOTH LAUGH)

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♪ Getting down and getting
on your nerves ♪

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♪ And you don't exactly know just why ♪

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♪ No need to bother to figure
that out now ♪

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♪ Just try and make 'em cry ♪

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♪ 'Cause hate's great ♪

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♪ You know you like it ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Well, at least you should ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Makes you feel awesome ♪

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♪ Being evil is good! ♪

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♪ Oh no! ♪

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How you feeling now, sir? Bad?

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So bad.

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(SLAPPING)

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♪ Now let's be clear when I say,
"Bad is good" ♪

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♪ I don't mean that literally ♪

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Take that! (LAUGHS)

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Oh, you tell them, sir!

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ You know you like it ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Well, at least you should ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Being evil is good! ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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♪ Hate's great ♪

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♪ Being evil is good! ♪

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LORD HATER: Yes! I am back, baby!

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Phew! Finally.

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You hear that, Universe?

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The Duke of Dread,

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the Monarch of Mayhem,

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the Emperor of Evil has returned!

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Now, with my mojo back,

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there is nothing that can stop

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Lord Hater!

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The greatest in all the galaxy!

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(EVIL LAUGH)

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Hate's great, best villain!

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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BOTH: Huh?

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We tire of the sense of superiority
you seemed to garner from picking

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on the physical shells
that we happen to inhabit.

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Perhaps you need to see
just how insignificant

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your so-called "greatness" really is.

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Little do you know that we have evolved

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beyond impressive corporeal forms

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Our real lives are spent in our minds.

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We sail the seas of cosmic consciousness,

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a vast and endless ocean of knowledge,
in which you are nothing more

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than a minuscule molecule

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drowning in misunderstanding.

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Now back in your van,

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sad little man,

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and never forget how you, Lord Hater,

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are so not the greatest in all the galaxy.

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Now be off with you.

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(DRONING)

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Oh, great and noble Mooplexians,

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we humble ourselves in the presence
of your all-knowing wisdom.

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(DRONING CONTINUES)

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Seriously?
We came all this way to see these guys?

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Ultimate cosmic knowledge
comes in all shapes and sizes.

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Forgive her!

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She knows not what she does.

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SYLVIA: So, how long do we have to
stay down here?

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At last!

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The Lost Temple of Tagathoria!

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Resting place of the light half

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of the all-powerful Sword of Synergy!

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which when combined...

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(GAGGING)

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(MUTTERS)

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Which, when combined with my dark half,

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graciously lent to me by
the warrior monks of Malakar...

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will give me the power to conquer

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the entire univer...

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(GASPS)

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BRAD: Too late, Hate... er!

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The Sword of Synergy will soon be
where it belongs -

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in the hands of a true hero!

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Brad Starlight!

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I should have known you'd
show up with your

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stupid chin and your dumb cape!

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It's not dumb! It's hand stitched!

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And my chin is perfect!

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(SQUEALS)

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LORD HATER: You'll never defeat me,
Starlight!

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You might as well give up now!

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Not as long as there's an ounce
of strength left in my lithe,

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well-sculpted body.

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Hey!

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Hello!

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(SHOUTING)

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WANDER: Bradley! Hateley! Buddies!

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What are you sillies doing here?

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Hey, I'm playing Hide and Seek
with Sylvia. Y'all wanna play too?

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Okay. Come and get me!

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(WANDER LAUGHING)

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BOTH: Wander? I can't believe
he came here to stop me!

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Whoah! Came here to stop you?

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Uh, yeah, he's my greatest enemy.

260
00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:38,445
WANDER: Hey guys! Hide and Seek!
Let's go!

261
00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:43,783
Wander ruined my wedding!

262
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:47,120
If it wasn't for him, I'd be married
to a super-pretty princess!

263
00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:50,790
So? Wander's ruined dozens of my plans.

264
00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:52,834
One of which also involved my wedding!

265
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:53,919
Really? How?

266
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:56,004
His dumb friend Sylvia was in disguise.

267
00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:58,006
You mean his steed? (LAUGHS)

268
00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,591
You almost married his horse!

269
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,968
It was a very convincing disguise.

270
00:14:02,052 --> 00:14:04,054
WANDER (MOCKING): Bet you can't find me!

271
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:06,514
(GROWLING)

272
00:14:06,598 --> 00:14:10,101
Wanna put this whole sword thing
on hold for a sec, and go destroy him?

273
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:14,606
So, you're offering me your services
to help me in my quest to destroy Wander?

274
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:15,982
Yeah, sure, whatever.

275
00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,651
By Zargo, I'm in!

276
00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:20,153
To battle!

277
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:26,701
-LORD HATER: Here, follow me.
-Great idea!

278
00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:29,287
The scout goes first,
the leader takes up the rear.

279
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,122
What? No, I'm the leader.

280
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,707
That's why I'm in the front!

281
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:33,959
Leading.

282
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,544
(BOTH GROWL)

283
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,671
First one to find Wander is the leader!

284
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,506
♪ Hiding and seeking ♪

285
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:40,799
♪ Running and peeking ♪

286
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:43,426
♪ Playing with my friends ♪

287
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,886
♪ Searching and grinning ♪

288
00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:46,638
♪ And tree trunks and wedges ♪

289
00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:48,765
♪ Oh, the fun never ends! ♪

290
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,267
♪ Climbing rock creatures ♪

291
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,935
♪ And kicking small creatures ♪

292
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,979
♪ 'til I meet my end ♪

293
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,023
♪ Hiding and seeking ♪

294
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,692
WANDER: You're getting colder!

295
00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:00,318
♪ Playing with my friends! ♪

296
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,113
(GROWLS)

297
00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:05,657
WANDER: Colder!

298
00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:07,534
WANDER: Colder!

299
00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:15,166
WANDER: Oh, come on,
you're practically living in an igloo!

300
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,668
Ooh! Warmer!

301
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,337
(EXCITED) Warmer!

302
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:20,422
So warm!

303
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,010
-Boiling hot like a whole lot of lava!
-(BUSH RUSTLES)

304
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:26,803
♪ Hiding and seeking! ♪

305
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,265
WANDER: Ah, no. Cold again. Real frigid.

306
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:31,600
Whoah, Whoah, Whoah!

307
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:34,477
Are we just playing Hide-and-Go-Seek
right now?

308
00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:37,397
We totally are!

309
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,565
Just like he wanted!

310
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,858
Ah, this always happens!

311
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:42,277
(ANGRILY) I hate him so much!

312
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,445
(GROANS)

313
00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:47,073
(PANTING)

314
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:48,158
No matter.

315
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,412
I will devise a snare most devious
and force our quarry to come to us.

316
00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:53,997
Hey, if we're doing traps,

317
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,665
I'm totally the one in charge.

318
00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,417
I'm, like, the best at traps.

319
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,002
Fine. Set your own snare.

320
00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:00,837
We'll see who snares Wander first.

321
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,339
It shall be me to snare him.

322
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,132
I shall be the Snare Master!

323
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:05,967
Stop saying 'snare'!

324
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:10,680
Man, those guys are
not very good at this game.

325
00:16:11,014 --> 00:16:12,682
"Now, Wander, that's not fair.

326
00:16:12,766 --> 00:16:15,268
They might compensate for their
poor seeking skills

327
00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,979
by being spectacular hiders."
You never know.

328
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:20,232
LORD HATER (HIGH PITCHED): Help! Help me!

329
00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,442
Gasp! Someone is in need of help!

330
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,652
I must be off.

331
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:28,114
(IN HIGH PITCH) I'm in the most
horrible trouble.

332
00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:31,451
I need somebody to 'wander' by
and help me!

333
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:33,078
Please!

334
00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:34,537
Oh, thank goodness!

335
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:37,582
A brave and noble do-gooder approaches to

336
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,793
(IN NORMAL VOICE) fall right into my trap.

337
00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:44,548
Brad?
Are you serious?

338
00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,342
Fair maiden with skin of finest alabaster,

339
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,344
it is I, Brad Starlight.

340
00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:50,720
I'm here to rescue you.

341
00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,097
Brad, it's me.

342
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,848
Thank goodness I found you first.

343
00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:56,810
For roaming these woods,
is an ill-tempered skeleton man.

344
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,521
As mean as he is ugly.
Oh, it's you.

345
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:02,732
That was your plan?

346
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,693
Please, that would have never worked.

347
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:05,944
It just worked on you!

348
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,613
You totally just thought
I was a stupid fair maiden.

349
00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:10,574
A beautiful fair maiden.

350
00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:14,035
I mean, can we try my plan now?
It's way better.

351
00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,329
Fine. Whatever.

352
00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:19,624
This is the exact same plan!

353
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,126
It certainly is not.

354
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:24,004
My high cheekbones make me
a much more effective lure.

355
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,298
Also, I'm a redhead.

356
00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:28,884
-(LORD HATER GROWLS)
-WANDER: Time out.

357
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,844
I have been hiding forever!

358
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,762
Are we even playing Hide and Seek?

359
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:36,600
Or are we playing some kind of
dress-up game with each other?

360
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:40,645
Got you!

361
00:17:40,729 --> 00:17:43,690
WANDER: Well, technically you gotta
let me hide again first.

362
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:45,817
Leader? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

363
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:53,450
Peepers, come get me!

364
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,452
No, I don't have the sword,
but I captured Wander!

365
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,412
Long story. Ready to torture...

366
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:59,247
Not so fast, Hater!

367
00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:02,208
Only one of us shall have the duty,
nay, privilege,

368
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:05,378
nay, pleasure of destroying Wander.
And that's me.

369
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:07,797
-Sir Brad Star...
-(CRACKLING)

370
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:11,760
(EVIL LAUGH)

371
00:18:12,052 --> 00:18:13,762
Ha! Snare!

372
00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:17,891
(LAUGHING)

373
00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:22,312
BRAD: Ha ha!

374
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:35,325
Um, if either of y'all need a refresher
on the rules of Hide and Seek...

375
00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:36,451
Quiet!

376
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,210
BRAD: He's mine! (GRUNTING) Ooh!

377
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:46,878
(BRAD AND LORD HATER SCREAMING)

378
00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:48,338
LORD HATER: I hate you...

379
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,849
(INDISTINCT FIGHTING)

380
00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:05,063
Well, I'm gonna go hide again
do Sylvia can find me.

381
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,982
Y'all join in whenever you're ready.

382
00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:11,111
LORD HATER: I hate you!
BRAD: That's enough. Quit it!

383
00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:14,030
(BOTH PANTING)

384
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:15,782
Oh!

385
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,704
You let him get away!

386
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,872
Me? Yeah, you!

387
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,501
If you'd just given me your half of
the Sword of Synergy,

388
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:29,254
I could have destroyed him!

389
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:36,469
SYLVIA: 4,999,997,

390
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:40,599
4,999,998,

391
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:45,145
4,999,999,

392
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:46,897
Five million.

393
00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:51,735
(YAWNS) Oh, boy,
I sure love these Hide and Seek sessions.

394
00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:53,528
Best idea I ever had.

395
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,488
Wander gets a game, I get a nap,

396
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:58,158
-and everything works out just fine.
-(EXPLOSION)

397
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:00,577
Uh-oh.

398
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,001
BOTH: Yes!

399
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:11,046
We have assembled the Sword of Synergy!

400
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:13,548
And together,

401
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,717
each contributing equally,

402
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,220
and taking exactly half the credit,

403
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:21,640
BOTH: We will use it to destroy Wander!

404
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,558
Now, where is he?

405
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:27,729
BRAD: Ah-ha!

406
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,610
(BOTH LAUGHING)

407
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,320
BOTH: Finally, my...

408
00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:38,698
I mean, our most hated enemy,

409
00:20:38,782 --> 00:20:40,867
will be destroyed!

410
00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:44,871
Even though this may be the end,
I'm just so happy

411
00:20:44,955 --> 00:20:47,666
the last thing I get to see
is good and evil

412
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,252
putting aside their differences
to work together.

413
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:51,670
Stop being so positive.

414
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:53,588
Just ignore him. It's kind of his thing.

415
00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:54,673
I'm serious.

416
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:58,635
Brad, it's so nice that you
talked Hater over to the side of good.

417
00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:01,680
-Say what, now?
-Why, thank you, Wander.

418
00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,390
He is quite the scoundrel.

419
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:04,599
Hold on!

420
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:07,310
If anything, I converted you
to the side of evil!

421
00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:09,771
Please.
I demurred for the sake of compromise,

422
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:12,691
but I am clearly the dominant force
in this partnership!

423
00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:14,734
Are you kidding me?
Look at him!

424
00:21:14,818 --> 00:21:15,902
He's a good guy.

425
00:21:15,986 --> 00:21:17,696
A helpful, friendly good guy that

426
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:20,365
you're helping me destroy for
the forces of evil!

427
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:24,202
Nuh-uh.
I'm the hero and heroes fight bad guys,

428
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:25,579
and kiss pretty ladies!

429
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,330
Working with you was a big mistake.

430
00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:29,541
Give me the sword!
I'll destroy him myself!

431
00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:31,001
No! I want to do it.

432
00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:36,256
Aw, even when you guys fight,
it's clear you make a really good team.

433
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:37,716
We do not!

434
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:48,643
(GROWLING)

435
00:21:55,442 --> 00:21:56,651
SYLVIA: Wander!

436
00:21:56,735 --> 00:21:57,736
You okay, buddy?

437
00:21:57,903 --> 00:21:59,738
Sylvia, you found me!

438
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:02,282
(SOFTLY) They're having
a bit of a BFF tiff.

439
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:03,700
We are not BFFs!

440
00:22:05,285 --> 00:22:07,078
-BRAD: Not my face!
-We should probably get going.

441
00:22:07,162 --> 00:22:08,163
Okie-doke.

442
00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:10,123
Also, it's your turn to hide.

443
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,877
-BRAD: Stop it!
-LORD HATER: I hate you!

444
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,378
BRAD: Well, I hate you more.

445
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,507
(FIGHTING)

446
00:22:25,472 --> 00:22:26,473
BRAD: Ouch!

447
00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:28,058
LORD HATER: Oh, are you okay?

448
00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:31,561
BRAD: Stop it!

449
00:22:31,645 --> 00:22:32,896
LORD HATER: I hate you!