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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Wander!
Yonder! Wander! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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(LORD HATER LAUGHS)

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪

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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪

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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder! ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

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Guh. There's gotta be something nice

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to say about this cold, drab, dreary,
and empty place.

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Hmm. Though plain and simple,

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this cute little planet has tons
of potential, with room to grow!

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Ah, you really think so?

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(FLOWER GIGGLES)

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FLOWER: You think I'm cute?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Also, it talks.

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Hello, planet.

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I'm Wander. What's your name?

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Oh, um, I'm afraid I don't know.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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I've never needed a name before.

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I do believe I've always
liked the name "Janet."

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Nice to meet you, Planet Janet.

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JANET: Oh, and I'm ever so delighted
to meet you, Wander,

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Oh, please forgive my ghastly appearance.

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If I knew someone was coming,
I would have gussied up a bit.

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Though why would I even bother?

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It's not like I've had any visitors.

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Ever.

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Well, that is some sort of shame.

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Those folks don't know
what they're missing.

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Oh, Wander. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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I'd tell ya, in all our travels,

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we've never once
come across a talking planet.

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(SCOFFS)

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"We"?

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Well, buddy, I have been all over
this cold, drab, dreary and empty place,

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and all I can say is "boring."

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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Sylvia, meet Janet.

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(SILENCE)

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Janet, this is Sylvia, my best pal.

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There isn't a mountain too high,
a valley too low,

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or a river too wide to keep apart

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a pair of pals like she and I.

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JANET: Oh, it's very nice
to meet you, Sylvia.

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(COLD BREEZE BLOWS)

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Talking planet, huh? Crazy.

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Well, nice to meet you, Janice.

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JANET: (YELLING) Wander, wait, don't go!

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(RUMBLING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(BOTH GASPING)

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Janet, this is amazing!

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Sylvia, come on in! The water's wet.

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(THUDS)

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(THUDS)

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(GRUNTS)

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JANET: Oh, Wander, I do hope
you enjoyed your swim.

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How would you like to spin dry?

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(JANET GIGGLES)

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Wander, that tickles.

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Come on, Sylvia, just roll with it.

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-(THUDDING)
-Ouch. Ouch.

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Ahhh.

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(THUDS)

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-(GROANS)
-(THUDS)

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(SIGHS) Janet, I don't know how this day
could get any better!

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(JANET GIGGLES)

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JANET: I do.

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(RUMBLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Sylvia...

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(STAMMERING) This is just...
Now...

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Look... See...

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Uh, hey. So, Janet, you think I could get
a boost or something?

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JANET: (DRYLY) Oh, uh, sure. Of course.

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-(RUMBLING)
-I'm coming, Wander! (LAUGHS)

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Really?

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JANET (SWEETLY)
So, Wander, what do you think? (CHUCKLES)

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Janet, I have seen a lot of sunsets
in my travels.

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But yours takes the cake,
the icing and the cherry on top.

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JANET: Oh, Wander, hearing you say that
melts my already molten core.

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Here, have another.

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-Wow!
-JANET: And another.

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-Amazing!
-JANET: And another.

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Incredible.

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Ooh, Sylvia.
Have you ever seen anything like it?

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No. No, I haven't.

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(RUMBLING)

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Ew. Sylvia.
Watch out for that bush.

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I think it's poison jivey.

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Of course it is.

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JANET: Oh, Wander, I can't tell you

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how simply wonderful
it's been to have you here.

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You make me feel like
a newly formed celestial body.

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Today was like my Big Bang all over again!

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Aww... Thanks, Janet.

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We had fun today, too. Right, Sylvia?

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Oh, is "fun" the word
we're settling on here?

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JANET: You know, the fun
doesn't have to end.

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You could...

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stay.

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That's a great idea.

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-We'll stay...
-(YELLS) Tonight.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) We'll stay tonight
and then tomorrow we really have to go.

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JANET: Well, settles that, then.

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(WIND BLOWS)

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(COUGHING)

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JANET: Thank you for giving me
the greatest day of my life, Wander.

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And don't forget Sylvia.

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JANET: (SCOFFS) I won't.

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(RUMBLES)

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(RUMBLING)

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(SIGHS) Morning, Wander.

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What do you say we hit that...

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(GASPS)

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JANET: (SING-SONG)
Morning, Sylvia!

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What have you done
with Wander?

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JANET: Oh, Wander is fine.
He's right where you left him,

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give or take a mountain.

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Listen, you oversized chunk of carbon!

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There isn't a mountain too high,
a valley too low, or a river too wide

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to keep apart a pair of pals
like Wander and I.

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JANET: What a strangely
specific challenge.

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-(RUMBLING)
-JANET: (DEEP VOICE) I accept!

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JANET: Oh, let's see...

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mountain high.

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(SYLVIA SCREAMING)

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JANET: Valley low...

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(SYLVIA SCREAMING)

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JANET: What's next? Oh, yes.

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(YELLS) Goodbye, Sylvia!

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(SYLVIA SCREAMING)

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JANET: Good morning, my wonderful Wander.

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(SIGHS) Morning, Janet.

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-Where's Sylvia?
-Oh, she went for a climb.

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And then a hike.
And then a swim.

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Who wants brekkies?

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(MUFFLED SQUEAL)

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Pancakes.

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Well, aren't you the hostess
with the mostest.

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JANET: All for my guest
whom I love the best! (GIGGLES)

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I can't wait for Sylvia to get back.

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If there's one thing I know about Sylvia,
it's that exercise makes her hungry.

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If there's two things I know about Sylvia,

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it's that she loves
having her snout scratched.

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If there's three things
I know about Sylvia...

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JANET: (YELLS) Enough!

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) There will be enough
for Sylvia when she gets back.

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Now, have a dessert.

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(GASPS)

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Y'all have pie after a breakfast?

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JANET: (SWEETLY)
Wander, my darling,

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as long as you stay here,
you can have whatever you want.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(COUGHING)

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Okay. That was...

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That was almost too wide.

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Almost.

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That was delec-ticious.

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JANET: A combination of "delectable"
and "delicious"?

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JANET: (EXCITED) Oh, I knew it!
(GIGGLES) We know each other so well.

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I haven't had a meal that good

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since we camped out on Binglebop
and Sylvia made waffles.

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Speaking of Sylvia, I need to walk off
this breakfast belly.

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Maybe I'll go take a hike,
See if I can find her.

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-(THUDS)
-JANET: Go? (GIGGLES)

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Why would you need to go anywhere?

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(JANET CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Do... Do you like it?

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You like it, don't you?

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Tell me you like it!

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Please!

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SYLVIA: (IN DISTANCE) Wander!

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JANET AND WANDER: Sylvia?

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No!

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JANET: Just one second, Wubsy.

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I'll be right with you.
(CHUCKLES)

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(SCREAMING)

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JANET: (YELLING) I gave you the chance
to leave in one piece!

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But you just wuv your wittle Wander, huh?

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Well, now...

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(IN DEEP VOICE) this... is... happening!

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(SYLVIA SCREAMING)

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Ahhh...

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JANET: So long, Sylvia!
It was so nice to eat you.

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(BURPING)

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Oops. Excuse me. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh, Janet.

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You are a lovely planet.

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You really are, but Sylvia and I
should probably be on our way.

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(THUDS)

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JANET: (YELLING) Sylvia. Sylvia. Sylvia!
Ahhh!

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You know what Sylvia did?
She left!

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She would never.

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JANET: Yes! She left you here!

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And now, it's just you and me, Wander!

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Until the end of time!

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(RUMBLING)

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(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Sylvia!

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There isn't a chasm deep enough!

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Come on, Wander, let's orb!

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JANET: (YELLING) You are not going
anywhere with my Wandy-wubsy-woo-woo!

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(RUMBLING)

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She's trapping us in her orbit.

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If getting lava-balled by a jealous planet
is how we go out, buddy,

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well, I'm just glad
we're doing it together.

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I couldn't agree more.

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I love ya, Sylvia.

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You too, Wander, you too!

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(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

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(JANET CRYING)

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-What happened?
-Who the grop cares? Let's get outta here!

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(JANET CRYING)

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We got to go back.

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What? Are you crazy too?

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(SYLVIA GROWLS)

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Hey, Janet.

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JANET: Hey.

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Sorry I got a little weird.
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)

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What? No!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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I was wrong to try and force you
to love me.

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All I ever wanted was a friendship
like you and Sylvia have.

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But I guess that's not
in the stars for me.

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(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
Hello. I am Maurice, your moon.

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Oh, charmed. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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I don't mean to be forward,
but I find myself very attracted to you.

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JANET: Ah, you. (GIGGLES)

242
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You, Janet, are my world.

243
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,773
-Should we say goodbye?
-No.

244
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,567
Let's... Let them have their space.

245
00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:35,071
Oh, Janet, your Southern hemisphere
is so curvilinear.

246
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,574
JANET: Ah, ooh,
you keep talking like that,

247
00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:40,160
you're gonna melt my polar ice caps.
(CHUCKLES)

248
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:43,914
PEEPERS: Ah, Flendar.

249
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,374
Their fortress city protects them
from any invasion.

250
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,543
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

251
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,794
Not!

252
00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,926
Lord Hater has attacked our south gate
when we least expected it.

253
00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:58,470
What a brilliant
and well-coordinated invasion.

254
00:11:58,637 --> 00:11:59,638
(EXPLOSION)

255
00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:01,097
(GUN FIRING)

256
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,520
In my heart, I always knew our planet

257
00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:12,108
would fall to the military genius
of the almighty Lord Hater.

258
00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:15,946
WATCHDOGS: (CHANTING)
Hate's great! Best villain!

259
00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:18,365
Your plan worked perfectly,
Commander Peepers.

260
00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,408
You are a capable and worthy advisor.

261
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:23,662
(LEGENDARY MUSIC PLAYING)

262
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:31,253
So, that's just my little pitch
for the invasion today.

263
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,337
Thoughts, sir?

264
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,757
(SILENCE)

265
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,510
-Sir?
-Peepers...

266
00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:41,555
Truly, your incompetence knows no bounds!

267
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,349
Did you really think I would
approve of a plan

268
00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:46,893
with such a glaring and fundamental flaw?

269
00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:49,145
Sir, I don't...
I was very...

270
00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:50,730
Wander!

271
00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,607
What are we going to do about Wander?

272
00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:55,318
'Cause the moment we try to invade,
that furry freak

273
00:12:55,402 --> 00:12:57,153
will show up and play a song,

274
00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,908
or have a picnic, or challenge me
to a contest, and just ruin everything.

275
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:06,371
Sir. I know Wander has caused us issues,
but the chances of him showing up

276
00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:07,455
every single place we go...

277
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:08,957
Your plan is bad. Deal with it!

278
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,419
We need a completely new idea.

279
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,546
Yeah, something fresh and edgy.

280
00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:16,089
Something that really pops.

281
00:13:16,423 --> 00:13:18,341
Something totally Wander-proof.

282
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,260
Peepers!

283
00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:21,553
Reserve a conference room.

284
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,388
It's time for...

285
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:29,311
LORD HATER: All right, Peepers.

286
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:30,979
Wow me.

287
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,981
Okay, sir. How about this?

288
00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:34,274
We don't use the army.

289
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,483
We use...

290
00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,819
Doom Dragons.

291
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:39,696
(DRAGON SCREECHING)

292
00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:40,947
PEEPERS: Air superiority.

293
00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,282
Massive firepower.

294
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,659
Oh, they won't stand a chance.

295
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,286
-(SCREECHING)
-LORD HATER: No.

296
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,746
If we attack with Doom Dragons,

297
00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:49,289
Wander's going to show up
and tame 'em

298
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,791
with the power of wuv
or something gross like that.

299
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,169
And now Wander has an army
of Doom Dragons, great work, Peepers.

300
00:13:57,756 --> 00:13:58,757
Okay, that's fine.

301
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,175
We don't even go down
to the fortress.

302
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:02,636
We'll just destroy them
with an electric laser.

303
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:04,679
Wham, bam, perfect plan.

304
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,057
(WHIRRING)

305
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,850
LORD HATER:
Till Wander takes its batteries.

306
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,771
PEEPERS: We'll bring backup batteries.

307
00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,064
LORD HATER: He'll take those too.

308
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,982
PEEPERS: We'll bring
lots of backup batteries.

309
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:19,653
LORD HATER: Peepers, will you just think
for one second before you talk, okay?

310
00:14:20,362 --> 00:14:22,447
How could he even...
You're being such a...

311
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,368
Okay, forget the direct approach.

312
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:27,827
We'll steal their princess,

313
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,329
force her to marry you.

314
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,373
(WEDDING MARCH MUSIC PLAYING)

315
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,041
(KISSES)

316
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:36,211
Then the entire planet
will rightfully be yours.

317
00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:41,299
LORD HATER: Unless that was simply
Wander disguised as the princess.

318
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,803
And now, I'm married to Wander.
Is that what you want, Peepers?

319
00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:48,265
For me to marry the person
I hate the most in the entire universe?

320
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:49,933
PEEPERS: (SIGHS) Fine.

321
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,893
(REWINDING)

322
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:53,895
PEEPERS: We'll steal the king.

323
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:58,483
Without strong leadership,
Flendar will descend into chaos.

324
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,568
(SCREAMING) No!

325
00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:01,111
(LAUGHING)

326
00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:03,780
LORD HATER: Until Wander shows up,
and teaches them to be self-reliant,

327
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,116
and live in perfect equality and harmony.

328
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,951
And he'll also rescue the king somehow.

329
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:12,956
I didn't wanna bring this up,
it's still very experimental.

330
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,795
The Planetary Mind Combobulator!

331
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,505
Powered by your evil energies,

332
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:24,593
it will let you control the entire planet
with a single thought.

333
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:26,678
Huh?

334
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:33,602
Hmm.

335
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:35,770
No. Banjo.

336
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:37,939
-Banjo?
-Banjo.

337
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:41,276
Now, sir. I've understood
some of your objections,

338
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,945
but a banjo? How could a banjo possibly...

339
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:47,240
Vibrational frequency of Wander's banjo
will just happen to match the frequency

340
00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:49,492
-of the Mind Comma-Lom-Bom-Bulator...
-It's Combobulator.

341
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:51,328
LORD HATER: Whatever.
Causing it to explode.

342
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:55,332
The Bob-Call-You-Later will zap us,
and we'll wake up in a fishing village,

343
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:57,792
no idea who we are or how we got there.

344
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,377
We'll start over as simple fishermen

345
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:00,962
and life will be good.

346
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,215
That is, until Rosa shows up.

347
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,468
(KISSES)

348
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,554
Our competition for Rosa's affection
will destroy our partnership.

349
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:10,722
(THUMPS)

350
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,144
And she'll end up with Ron the Baker.

351
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:21,233
We'll both end up sad old men,
wondering what might have been.

352
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,527
Why couldn't you just let me
have her, Peepers?

353
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:27,197
Rosa and I would have been
so happy together!

354
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,281
(SOBBING)

355
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,536
Anyway, that's why your dumb
Comb-Over-Embulator won't work.

356
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:37,582
Can we please just...
What if we block out their sun?

357
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,084
(ALL SHIVERING)

358
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,377
Warmth-generating group hug.

359
00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:43,964
Melt their icecaps?

360
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,674
Pool Party Planet.

361
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:49,928
Destroy all their crops
and starve them into submission?

362
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:54,015
LORD HATER: Wander will just come along
and hand out, you know, uh...

363
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,141
WATCHDOG: Sandwiches?

364
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,268
Yay!

365
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,395
Yeah, what Bob said. Sandwiches.

366
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,772
I, uh, actually just wanted lunch.

367
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:01,898
Ooh. Good idea.

368
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:03,108
Who's got menus?

369
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:05,443
Sir, we don't have time!

370
00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:08,238
WATCHDOG:
Okay, who got French fries?

371
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,783
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

372
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:17,956
Sorry, guess they forgot yours.

373
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,461
It's possible
I was being too negative before.

374
00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:25,338
Ah.

375
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,259
I need to be more receptive
to the ideas of my subordinates.

376
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:35,307
So tell me, what do you...

377
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,391
guys think?

378
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,019
Sharks, but less dangerous.

379
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,229
Interesting, Interesting.
Keep them coming, guys.

380
00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:43,732
We, uh,
take a cooking class with them?

381
00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:44,941
No bad ideas.

382
00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:48,320
-Really big laser on the moon!
-Hmm, sounds familiar.

383
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:49,696
Socks, but for hands!

384
00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:50,947
Gloves? You mean gloves.

385
00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:53,158
I'm putting down "gloves."

386
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,035
I need to go to the bathroom.

387
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,454
Not a pitch, still writing it down.

388
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:59,873
(ALL WATCHDOGS TALKING AT ONCE)

389
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,918
(YELLING) Stop! It's getting us nowhere!

390
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:06,671
(SILENCE)

391
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:12,219
I had a plan for you this morning.

392
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:13,970
A good plan. A solid plan.

393
00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:15,555
A brilliant, foolproof plan.

394
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:18,475
Can I pitch you that plan one more time?

395
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:27,067
(SIGHS)

396
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,487
Okay. We'll approach the fortress
from the south with four platoons.

397
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:32,489
(SCREECHING)

398
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:34,783
LORD HATER: What if Wander
distracts 'em with a silly dance,

399
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,117
and Sylvia pulls their pants down?

400
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:37,911
(SHIVERING)

401
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,455
PEEPERS:
We'll just give them tighter belts.

402
00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:43,541
LORD HATER: What if she ties
their shoelaces together?

403
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,793
PEEPERS:
We don't have shoelaces.

404
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:48,213
LORD HATER: What if Wander
disguises himself as me

405
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,923
and orders the Watchdogs
to stop the attack?

406
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:51,550
PEEPERS: We'll give them an X-ray scanner.

407
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,095
LORD HATER: What if Wander throws
a picnic, and invites the Watchdogs,

408
00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:57,013
and because his pie
is so good, they all go?

409
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,598
PEEPERS: We'll bring giant ants.

410
00:18:58,682 --> 00:19:00,350
LORD HATER: What if he knows
a giant anteater?

411
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,060
PEEPERS: We'll bring
a giant anteater-eater!

412
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,187
LORD HATER: What if he brings a...
PEEPERS: And so on!

413
00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:05,897
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

414
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,610
LORD HATER: What if Wander challenges me
to some carnival games?

415
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,863
Then you don't... play... the... games.

416
00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:15,824
(ROCK MUSIC RESUMES)

417
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:20,537
LORD HATER: What if Wander
flies in at the last moment

418
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,540
and shoots a shrink ray from his eyes
that makes us all teeny-tiny?

419
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,875
(BLOWS)

420
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,460
He can't do that!

421
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:29,546
Are you sure?

422
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,424
We'll bring a radioactive
power-absorbing crystal, just in case!

423
00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:34,092
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

424
00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:46,396
ALL: (CHANTING) Hate's great,
best villain! Hate's great, best villain!

425
00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:50,734
Hate's great, best villain! Hate's great,
best villain! Hate's great, best villain!

426
00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:55,113
(SILENCE)

427
00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:59,868
You know, this just... might... work.

428
00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:02,078
Really?

429
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:03,371
Yes.

430
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:05,540
Yes. Yes!

431
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:09,669
With this plan, Flendar's defenses
will crumble before us!

432
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:13,924
Their puny pathetic planet
will soon belong to Lord...

433
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:15,926
(GULPS)

434
00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,219
(LOUDLY) Lord...

435
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:19,054
Uh-oh.

436
00:20:19,554 --> 00:20:21,056
-Uh-oh?
-Banjo.

437
00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:22,349
Banjo?

438
00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:30,523
♪ Banjo, banjo, banjo,
banjo, banjo, banjo ♪

439
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:31,691
Banjo.

440
00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:33,526
(THUDS)

441
00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:35,028
How'd that happen?

442
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:36,321
It doesn't matter.

443
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,614
What's the point?

444
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,242
Whatever I do,
Wander's going to find a way to stop me.

445
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:43,161
Invasion off. Everybody out.

446
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,790
(MARCHING)

447
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,293
(DOOR CLOSES)

448
00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:53,380
Sir, you're forgetting one thing.

449
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,340
LORD HATER: Yeah? What's that?

450
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:57,300
You're Lord Hater!

451
00:20:58,093 --> 00:21:01,346
The most powerful, most evil villain
in the entire universe!

452
00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,808
And while Wander
may have beaten you a few times,

453
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:08,520
the Lord Hater I know would never let
some furry weirdo get in his head,

454
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:11,064
he'd just keep conquering planets
and doing evil!

455
00:21:14,401 --> 00:21:15,402
(THUDS)

456
00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,779
♪ Evil, evil ♪

457
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,739
And if Wander did show up...

458
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:21,157
(GUNSHOT)

459
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:24,160
The Lord Hater I know
would just use his powers

460
00:21:24,286 --> 00:21:26,955
to blast him into the next dimension!

461
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:30,166
(LORD HATER LAUGHING)

462
00:21:33,128 --> 00:21:35,005
(YELLS) Yes!

463
00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:37,257
Peepers, you're right.

464
00:21:37,549 --> 00:21:38,925
I am awesome.

465
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:42,846
I can't let some do-gooder in a dumb hat
psych me out!

466
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:44,556
Oh, that's great, sir.

467
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:46,349
So, which plan do you want to use?

468
00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:49,853
What? Oh, that one you had
in the beginning was fine, or whatever.

469
00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:52,355
Let's do this!

470
00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:55,734
WATCHDOGS: (CHANTING) Hate's great,
best villain! Hate's great, best villain!

471
00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,486
(ENGINE ACCELERATING)

472
00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:04,826
LORD HATER AND PEEPERS: Banjo.

473
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,077
♪ Doodley doot da doot doot ♪

474
00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:08,788
(SONG PLAYING)

475
00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:13,376
♪ Who is the universe's ♪

476
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:17,130
♪ Loneliest evil-doer? ♪

477
00:22:19,591 --> 00:22:23,511
♪ Lord Hater, Lord Hater ♪

478
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:28,850
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

479
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,561
LORD HATER: (WHISPERS) Rosa.