(THEME SONG PLAYING)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
Ugh. Thank grop, they have an orbble pump.
I thought we were gonna have to hoof it forever.
Phew.
SYLVIA: Y'all teed up?
Produce the juice!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(WHISTLING)
(DRIPPING IN BOTTLE)
This might take a while.
Ugh. Hey, buddy, could you run in and grab me a drink?
I could use a Thunder Blazz right about now.
You got it! One Thunder Blazz coming right up!
Sylvia, I am honored you have chosen me
to requisition this refreshment for you,
and I will not let you down!
-He's taking all the Thunder Blazz! -(CLEARS THROAT)
Ah! Sorry, after you.
Never hurts to help.
Phew!
Never hurts to help!
(WANDER WHIMPERS)
No more Thunder Blazz.
That's fine! I'll get Sylvia something just as good. Yeah!
It just needs to be fizzy, refreshing, and totally blorped! Got it!
"Fizzy, but not refreshing or totally blorped"
"Refreshing, but not fizzy, and only somewhat blorped"
"Totally blorped, and fuzzy and refracting"?
"Flatulent, refruzzled, and terminally blarped"...
"Fraudulent, reflarzled, and eternally blorked"...
"Frembulous, regargled, and essentially zonked"...
"Mid-grade industrial rocket fuel supplement, not for consumption"?
Bottles, bottles, everywhere, but no Thunder Blazz to drink!
(PANTING)
Oops, watch out for that mat!
Oh, why, thank you.
-(DOOR ALARM SOUNDS) -OLD LADY: Oh, why, thank you.
WANDER: Never hurts to help.
Yeah?
Excuse me, fine sir, but I came in here looking for a bottle of Thunder Blazz
for my friend out there, then, I held the door
for a long man while another man took all but the last bottle
taken by the long man,
then I tried to find a replacement but couldn't,
can you please use your considerable expertise
to help me find a similar beverage, that might be perfect for my parched pal?
I don't know, man. Fountain drinks?
Yes! Of course! You are so good at your job.
Fizzy Fruit Punch, Refreshing Raspberry, Totally Blorped Blorpberry! Yes!
Is it okay if I mix some of these together
or is that frowned upon in this fine establishment?
CASHIER: Yeah, man, it's fine.
WANDER: Are you sure?
Don't make a special exception for me!
Yes! Everybody does it, okay?
Perfect! That's a fine approximation of Thunder Blazz if I do say so myself!
Careful of the... Ah, you got it. Nice work!
One fountain beverage reminiscent of Thunder Blazz, please.
$1.99.
(SIGHS WEARILY)
You're a penny short.
It's okay man, just take one from the dish.
WANDER: No, I can't.
What if somebody else needs those coins more than me?
Like a mother buying medicine for a baby, or...
a grandmother buying a cane she needs to walk, or...
a man buying a boat, so he can take the boat to an island,
to rescue his lost love?
What if they need those pennies?
We don't...sell any of those things.
(GASPS) I'll be right back.
(SCREAMS) Did anybody lose a penny?
Hey, you found my penny! Thanks!
-Yay, penny! -Ugh.
Did anyone else?
(WHISPERING) Did any of the rest of you fine folks lose a penny?
Oh-ho, sorry, sorry.
One Thunder Blazz-esque drink, ple...
You still want it or what?
(WHIMPERING)
Never hurts to help!
Look man, I'm going on break. So, you take some time to figure out all this.
(DOOR ALARM SOUNDS)
Quickly! Cashier!
I need to purchase this purple gel-e, this length of hose,
and these chili pepper refrigerator magnets!
It's an emergency!
I'm sorry, sir, I'm not actually...
(SCREAMS) What part of emergency don't you understand?
I need your help!
(IN A DEEP VOICE) Let's do this.
(CASH REGISTER RINGING)
-And here is your change. -Keep it!
Watch out for the mat!
Two dollars? That's... That's blazz-buyin' money!
It never hurts to help!
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I know what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna turn around, there's gonna be another huge line,
and something's gonna happen,
that keeps me from getting Sylvia, her Thunder Blazz-esque drink!
(SONG PLAYING) ♪ Here comes Wander now ♪
♪ Gonna buy his Thunder Blazz ♪
♪ Here comes... ♪
Oh, no! The mat!
You gonna help clean that up?
(WATER SPLASHING)
(WANDER SIGHS)
(BOTTLE RATTLING)
Huh, a bottle of Thunder Blazz.
(SCREAMS) A bottle of Thunder Blazz!
Money, drink, now, please!
$1.99.
(BELL DINGS) (DOOR OPENING)
(GIRL WAILING)
Oh, honey, I know.
You were gonna pay for it all by yourself.
Finally. You know, I kinda thought you were gonna rob the place.
Oh, my. Are you sure?
Never hurts to help.
Hey, buddy! How's it goin'? You were in there forever.
I failed you, Sylvia!
I'm just a big ol' Failure McFailureson!
I tried so hard to get you a Thunder Blazz but every time, I almost...
Um, thank you.
She thought you looked thirsty.
Never hurts to help!
Hmm. Nice kid.
Yeah. She sure is.
♪ Feel the blazz All right! ♪
♪ Thunder Blazz! ♪
Oh, by the way, we have like, five more hours left on this thing.
Really? Great! 'Cause I've got a mat to nail down!
♪ Doodley doot da doot doot ♪
SYLVIA: Come on, the suspense is killin' me, Wander. What's the surprise?
Well, it took some doin', but Sylvia the Zbornak,
I'm about to make one of your biggest dreams come true!
(GASPS) You're gonna bury me in jellyfish pie, and let me eat my way out?
No. Look!
-Ta ta ta da! -(SYLVIA BURPS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and race fans!
Welcome to the 500th annual Galactic Conjunction 6000!
Once a year, the planets of this galaxy align
to form the deadliest race course in the universe!
Only the bravest racers dare face
the insanest race in outer space!
Oh, Wander, you have no idea what you've done!
I knew you'd like it! 'Cause I remember you tellin' me,
that back in the day, you used to race in the Galactic Conjunction 6000
and it was your dream to finally win it! But you never did, 'cause...
I ain't got what it takes.
You ain't got what it takes! Well... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Bleh! (ZIPPING) (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
To that I say...
Your dream awaits you, my fast but unfulfilled friend.
You just have to take the first step.
Oh, this is bad, Wander, this is real bad.
I don't do well at these things!
You'll do great! You're so fast, and strong.
That's not what I mean!
I know I'm fast, I know I'm strong!
I also know that I'm...
RACER: Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Oh-ho, no.
HARVAX: Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Heh, look who's back in the race this year, Stok!
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Harvax, nice to see you. How've you been? This is just a mistake, I'm not...
Gonna win! I know! 'Cause it's just a matter of time, until...
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Boom. (MENACING LAUGH)
Well, they seemed awfully nice.
'Cept, what was with all that "tick-tock, tick-tock"?
It's because of my nickname.
Nickname? You had a racing nickname?
Let's see, tick-tock, was it, Quicky McQuickersons,
because you ran so fast, you always beat the clock?
No.
The Royal Lady, Lady Laterson, because you were always late?
No.
Roger? Roger the Clock Maker, because you used to make clocks?
No!
Hmm, tick-tock, tick-tock... What's another name for tick-tock...
(HARVAX SNICKERING)
(SYLVIA GROWLING)
(WANDER SCREAMING)
(CACKLING) Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! (INHALES) Boom!
Nah. That ain't no "boom"! You ain't seen no "boom"!
First, her eyes go red,
,then, her comb stands up all pointy-like,
then, the veins pop out of her neck,
and she starts foamin' at the mouth!
Then just when she's had enough...
Boom! That's when the Time Bomb really goes off!
And that's when she loses. (SNICKERING)
(SYLVIA ROARING)
♪ Time Bomb ♪
SYLVIA: Get zlorged, puny! Coming through!
Your bum is mine!
(RACER SCREAMING)
♪ Time Bomb ♪
Hey, there, Syl old girl. It's your old pal Wander comin' at ya
on your A.M. dial.
It's time to simmer down, clown,
and let the soothin' sax of Dr. Smooth soothe your soul.
-(GROWLING) -(IMITATING SAXOPHONE)
Oh, thanks, pal. Surprisingly, that actually helped...
Ooh! Oh, uh, uh, pardon me, ma'am!
-Oh, no. -SYLVIA: (SCREAMING) You cut me off!
WANDER: Whoa!
(SYLVIA ROARING)
RACER: (STUTTERS) I do apologize, ma'am.
(STUTTERS) I believe I was completely within my rights!
Although, if I overstepped my bounds...
I'll overstep your bounds!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
(STUTTERING) My most humble apologies, your Time Bombness.
(SIGHS) See, Wander? Competition. That's my problem.
It changes me. It turns me into...
(RACER SHRIEKS AND CRASHES)
That's why they call me the Time Bomb.
That's why I've never won the race.
I should just quit before I really explode.
No, you can do this, Sylvia!
I've seen you face down a five-fangled Staunchmonger and barely bat an eyelid!
If you're strong enough to overcome that,
then you've gotta be strong enough to overcome your anger, and win this thing.
No. I'm beyond help.
WANDER: You might be beyond help, but we're not!
Your tried and true trusty ol' pal Wander is stickin' by your side!
Together, we can take on any obstacle that we may find.
SYLVIA: Except that one!
Oh, this is not good.
Not good, not good, not good, not good, not good!
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
You've got this, Syl.
SYLVIA: (SNORTS) Huh? What?
Just listen to my voice, and I'll guide you.
Forget the racers, forget the race. Just zone on out to your happy place.
Happy place? Marshfalaffle Apple Meadow.
Ooh, good one.
(IMITATES SAXOPHONE)
Here we go. Left, left, straight, hard right, duck, left, jump, jump more!
Shimmy step right, shimmy step left. Ooh, back flip.
Now here comes the tricky part.
Right, right, left, left, left, jump right, duck left, jump,
jump, jump left, right, down spin, turn right, right, right, duck, duck goose!
Sylvia, I've got another surprise...
-What? -We made it.
-What? -And we're in the lead!
We're gonna win?
You're gonna win.
(REVVING SOUND)
BOTH (ALTERNATING): Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Don't listen to them, Sylvia! Your competition is with yourself, not them.
-Tick-tock! -Tick-tock!
Sylvia?
-Tick-tock! -Tick-tock!
-(GROWLING) -Don't do it!
-Tick-tock! -Tick-tock!
Tick-tock!
Isn't it about time you went off?
Time Bomb!
(SCREAMING)
♪ Time Bomb ♪
Sylvia, no!
♪ Time Bomb ♪
Get off my back!
WANDER: Whoa! Whoa!
(SYLVIA GASPS)
Boom! (CACKLING)
Thar she blows!
(HARVAX CACKLING)
Wander! Excuse me, sorry, I beg your pardon, stop, sorry.
Wander! Are you okay?
Oh, Wander! Wander, I'm so sorry.
(STUTTERING) I can't believe what my horrible temper made me do to you.
I wanna control this, I really do, and I think... No, I know I can,
but not alone. Will you help me?
(SQUEALING EXCITEDLY)
Time's a-waistin'! We gotta get a move on if we're gonna...
Win this thing!
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
ANNOUNCER: Here come our leaders as we go into the final stretch!
It's Harvax and Stok out in front, with Wander and Sylvia close behind!
(WANDER LAUGHING)
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock,tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
(GROWLING)
SYLVIA: (GRUNTS) Hey!
Ahh!
Marshfalaffle?
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
Thanks. I got this.
♪ Take it easy, Sylvia ♪
ANNOUNCER: They are neck and neck! Who will it be?
And Harvax wins by a nose!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Oh, sorry. You okay, Sylvia?
Are you kidding? I'm fan-fleevin'-tastic!
I may have gotten second place in the...
(IMITATES ANNOUNCER'S VOICE) Galactic Conjunction 6000,
but I got first place in the race against myself.
-Still would've been fun to have won. -Eh...
ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please!
After further review, Harvax and Stok have been disqualified
for using a fake proboscis!
Therefore, I give you the new winners of the Galactic Conjunction 6000...
Wander and Sylvia!
Oh, yes! In your face, Harvax!
'Cause you just got defused! Oh!
(HARVAX SCREAMING)
Marshfalaffle Apple Meadow represent!
(CAMERA SHUTTERS SNAPPING)
Well, now that we've got your temper under control,
we'll work on you bein' a sore winner next. Allow me.
(IMITATES SAXOPHONE)
♪ Well there ain't no doubt about the power of thunder! ♪
♪ Gets you up when you're feeling under now! ♪
♪ So refreshing and oh so fizzy! Yeah! ♪
♪ Consult your doctor if you're feelin' dizzy ♪
♪ Feel the Blazz! ♪
♪ Thunder, thunder, thunder Blazz! ♪
♪ Feel the Blazz! ♪
♪ Thunder, thunder, thunder Blazz! ♪
♪ Feel the Blazz! ♪
♪ Hey! Thunder Blazz! ♪