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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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(SINGING) Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Wander! Wander!
Over! Over!

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Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Wander! Wander!
Over! Over!

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Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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(LORD HATER LAUGHS)

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Wander! Wander!
Over! Over!

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Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder!

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Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit
Wander Over Yonder!

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Do-do-do-do-do

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NARRATOR: Ancient prophecy foretold
that the beloved Princess Demurra,

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would be kidnapped by King Draykor
the evil Dragon King

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who, hungry for power, stole her away
to his labyrinth of delusion.

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And now, only one hero can rescue her.

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Her one true love.

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And once he saves her,

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they will live happily ever after.

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And use their compatible features
to produce many attractive offspring

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who will also live happily ever after.

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And I,

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Sir Brad Starlight am...

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Now, Draykor plans
to wed Demurra at sundown.

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I beseech you, kind travelers,
will you help me save her

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so we may live happily ever after?

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Are you kidding?

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Save a princess?
I've always wanted to save a princess!

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-Let's go save a princess.
-(THUDS)

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Whoa, there, my furry fellow.

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I like your enthusiasm, but remember,

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I'm the hero here.

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You're my goofy sidekick.

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Who trapes, japes, gapes

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and of course, sings my theme song.

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And my noble steed.

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Who trudges, drudges, begrudges,

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-and generally does all the heavy lifting.
-(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

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Whoa, nuh-uh!

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I don't just let anybody
hop in this saddle

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(GROWLING)

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Sylvia, come on.

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A princess is in danger.

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(SIGHS WEARILY) Okay, fine.

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But only 'cause we're helpin'
a sister out.

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Hyah! Onward, noble steed!

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Princess rescue!

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(WHOOPING)

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WANDER: (SINGING) I sing the tale
of Brad Starlight

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A worthy, brave, and daring knight

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He helped a crone to cross the street

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BRAD: Now more dangerous!

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WANDER: (SINGING)
Though it was lava 'neath his feet

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BRAD: Put in that I fought a bear,
so they know how strong I am.

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He wrestled large and scary bears

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And come on, old crone?

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Yuck! Make it a pretty lady!

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All to help a maiden fair

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(CHUCKLES) Yes.

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She totally wants to smooch me.

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Then his sidekick, brave and true...

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Whoa! Silence, silly sidekick.

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We're here.

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The Labyrinth of Delusion.

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-(THUNDERCLAP)
-(WOLVES HOWLING)

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(SQUEALS) Don't worry, princess,
we'll save you.

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Uh, the prophecy says that
the hero always leads the way?

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Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, of course.

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After you, Sir Starlight.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BRAD CHUCKLING)

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BRAD: You poor silly, stupid sidekick,

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that way is clearly a trap!

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This is the correct path!

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(EAGLE CRYING)

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Are you flarpin' serious?

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Easy, girl.

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I know the danger
spooks dumb beasts like you.

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You have no idea
what you're doing, do you?

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Whoo, tasty carrot.

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(SIGHS WEARILY)
Wander, keep an eye on this fool.

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(BRAD LAUGHS)

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That a girl.

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Onward, sidekick

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Oh, and try and throw in some pratfalls
and silly catchphrases if you can, okay?

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WANDER: Copy that

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Whoop-a-deedy-doo!

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-(THUDS)
-Splat!

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Careful, sidekick.

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A gauntlet of traps
most fearsome awaits us.

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A weakling like you
cannot hope to withstand it.

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Truly, it'll take one with big hero-ey
muscles such as myself,

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to make it through this alive.

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We're coming, princess!

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(LASER WHIZZING)

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Ah, clearly, this is just
a warm-up challenge.

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Okay, here we go.

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Excelsior!

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(THUDS)

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-(GRUNTS)
-(SIZZLING)

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(SKIDS)

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WANDER: That's it, Sir Starlight!

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You're almost through!
A-whoop-a-deedy-doo!

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(SLURPING)

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What? I don't... How?

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Oh, Sylvia?

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She took the other path.

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Turns out it was quite pleasant!

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There was even a lemonade stand.

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Let's see ya get outta this one, champ.

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But don't worry, it's a pattern.

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So all ya gotta do is...

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No, no!

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The hero does not need
the sidekick's help.

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(THUDS)

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Now, clearly it's some sort of pattern.

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BRAD: Ow! (SCREAMS)

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-(BLADES CLANGING)
-Sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp!

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(THUDS)

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-(EXPLOSION)
-(CREATURE GROWLS)

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-Nice griffin.
-(BITES)

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-Ow!
-(LASERS FIRING)

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(SIZZLING)

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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMS)

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(YELPS) The griffin has my cape!
The griffin has my cape!

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(THUDS)

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Get off.

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My sword!

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Your sidekick tomfoolery
has cost me my sword.

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The prophecy specifically states
the hero has a mighty sword.

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WANDER: Is this mighty enough?

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(BRAD GASPS)

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The Sword of Destiny.

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Forged in the fires of a collapsing star,

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the Andromeda lords themselves crafted it,

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so that only the most noble,
the most daring,

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-the most truly righteous hero could...
-(SLINGS)

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Wha?

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But the hero is supposed to...

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Uh, put it back, put it back. put it back!

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Oh, sorry.

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Don't know my own strength.

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Ugh, come on.

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It's like you haven't even
read the prophecy.

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-(DRUM ROLL)
-(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(EXHALES, GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(STRAINING)

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(PANTING)

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(GRUMBLES)

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(SCREAMS)

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(STRAINING)

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-Ain't happening, pretty boy.
-(GRUNTING)

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(INHALES)

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Don't!

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(SPITS)

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(CRACKS NECK)

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(GRUNTING)

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(STATIC BUZZ)

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It's better this way.

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Now come on, stop dilly-dallying,
we're gonna be late.

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SYLVIA: (GRUNTS) Helping a sister out,
helping a sister out.

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(WOLF HOWLING)

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(THUNDERCLAP)

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(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)

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BRAD: The day's end may be nigh,
Princess Demurra.

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(CRASHES)

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But fear not,
no barrier can keep my love from you.

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I shall smash the...

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Oh, come on, are you serious?

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It was unlocked.

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I don't care.

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I need to make a dramatic entrance.

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Close it.

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(CREAKS, THUDS)

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(LAUGHS) No door is strong enough
to keep me from you, my love.

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(ALL GROWLING)

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(YELPS)

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For the Princess!

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Wait! Just a... Come on, this is my...

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I wanted to...

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Stop!

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All I wanna do, is save my one true love,

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and have everyone know
how great a hero I am.

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Just like the prophecy says.

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And you're ruining it,
you're ruining it, you're ruining it!

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Why can't you get it?

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Sidekick, Steed, Hero...

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Prisoner.

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(TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR PLAYING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(GROWLING)

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So, these are the heroes
who come to steal my bride?

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Well, you're too late, Sir Starlight

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Soon, the sun will set,
and Princess Demurra will be...

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PRINCESS DEMURRA: (GASPS) Beloved!

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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She's beautiful.

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And pink.

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Ugh...

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Demurra. It is I, Brad Starlight.

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Silence, cur!

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-(SHUSHES) It's all right.
-(PURRS)

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There's no need to shout,
beloved, it's fine.

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I'm so sorry, honey.

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You know I... (SNIFFS)

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I just want this day
to be perfect for you.

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-You know? (PURRS)
-Oh, and it will be, Drake.

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As long as we're together.

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Oh... (GRUNTS) You're pooky.

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Seriously, Bradley? This again?

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I'm sorry, did he drag you two along
on some crazy rescue mission?

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(CLAPS)

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It's not a crazy mission.

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The prophecy foretold.

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"Prophecy"? You mean, like, your diary
from when we were what, 15?

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(SIGHS WEARILY)

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Look, Brad. I know this is hard.

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But, things don't always work out
the way you want.

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Life isn't a fairy tale.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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Come on, we can just be friends, right?

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No!

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(GRUNTS)

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The princess will be mine.

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The prophecy will be fulfilled.

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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

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Demurra, my love.

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(EXCLAIMS) We gotta save her.

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You. What should we do?

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Yes, you.

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Only one brave enough to conquer
the insane Labyrinth we set up to stop

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Bradley is heroic enough
to help save Demurra, right?

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I've always wanted to save a princess.

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Okay, guys. New bad guy, new plan.

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We are going to need everybody's
individual talents to pull this off.

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-ALL: Yeah.
-We're all gonna have to work together

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-as a team.
-ALL: Yeah!

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Today... we're all gonna be heroes.

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ALL: Yeah

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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We're all collectively
coming to save you, princess.

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(BRAKES SCREECH)

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Guys, it's fine. I handled it myself.

253
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Like I said, this isn't a fairy tale.

254
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,210
-(WHOOPS)
-(ALL CHEERING)

255
00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:10,338
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) That's why I love her.

256
00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:12,465
(CHURCH BELLS RINGING)

257
00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:16,803
(WEDDING MARCH MUSIC PLAYING)

258
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,974
And they lived happily ever after.

259
00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:24,728
Well, that's the plan,
but real relationships take a lot of work.

260
00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:29,065
However, if we listen, communicate,
and are sensitive to each other's needs.

261
00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,859
Happily ever after.

262
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,612
We kinda sorta saved a princess.

263
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:36,489
-(WHOOPING)
-(ALL CHEERING)

264
00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:44,205
(HORN BLOWING)

265
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:48,043
Happy birthday, Lord Hater.

266
00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:51,630
So, me and the guys all chipped in
and got you a little something.

267
00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:53,048
Can ya guess what it is?

268
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:55,008
Is it a Doom Arena?

269
00:11:55,342 --> 00:11:57,510
It's a Doom Arena!

270
00:11:57,969 --> 00:11:59,679
(SINGING) Doom Arena!

271
00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:00,805
LORD HATER: Meh.

272
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:03,099
(GIGGLES) I thought you'd might say that.

273
00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:07,520
But don't you worry, because our next gift
is sure to put a smile on your face.

274
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:10,357
May I present to you...

275
00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:13,360
Your most despised enemies...

276
00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:17,739
Wander and Sylvia

277
00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:19,908
(WATCHDOGS BOOING)

278
00:12:19,991 --> 00:12:21,284
WATCHDOG: I hate those guys.

279
00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:24,079
See, Sylvia?
I told you it was a real party.

280
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,414
(GASPS) Oh, look. It's Mr. Peepers.

281
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,083
Mr. Peepers

282
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,545
Thank you for the invitation
to the birthday party

283
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:33,463
And you thought it was a trap.

284
00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:38,093
Yes. Best! Birthday! Ever!

285
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:41,054
Not only do I get to watch
the destruction,

286
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,014
of my most despised enemy,

287
00:12:43,306 --> 00:12:45,767
I get to see him cower before me,

288
00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:51,064
to see that goofy grin,
replaced with pure fear.

289
00:12:51,314 --> 00:12:53,024
-Yes!
-(THUNDERCLAP)

290
00:12:57,112 --> 00:12:58,321
(WANDER LAUGHS)

291
00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,031
(GRUNTS) Peepers.

292
00:13:00,407 --> 00:13:03,285
There is a distinct,
lack of cowering in my Doom Arena.

293
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,580
That is contrary, to the purpose
of the Doom Arena!

294
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,832
Wander, we've got to get outta here!

295
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,333
Oh, come on, Sylvia.

296
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,751
The party's not that bad.

297
00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,962
Although it is poorly decorated.

298
00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:15,672
And not very well attended.

299
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:17,591
(GASPS) And worst of all,

300
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:22,470
(WHISPERS) the birthday boy does not
appear to be enjoying the festivities.

301
00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:29,269
Sylvia, we have to stay in order
to see that Hater has fun

302
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:31,479
on his most special of special days,

303
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:36,818
it's up to us, to see that sad ol' scowl,
replaced with a big ol' smile.

304
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:40,155
(EXHALES) Thunder noise.

305
00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,531
(GROANS)

306
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,741
Don't worry, sir.

307
00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:45,702
-One groveling do-gooder coming right up.
-(BEEPING)

308
00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:52,334
Yeah. Get him! (CHEERS)

309
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,878
Finally, some more party guests.

310
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:57,214
But what are they gonna do for fun?

311
00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,090
Crush us into a fine paste?

312
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:04,304
Ooh! Sylvia, I have a sure fire plan
to put a smile on Hater's face

313
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:08,308
All you need to do is make sure
those gladiators can't see anything.

314
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,518
With pleasure.

315
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,646
Ladies, shall we?

316
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,898
(YELLS)

317
00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,527
My eye! My only eye!

318
00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:21,154
(HUMMING)

319
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:23,281
-(THUDS)
-(GROANS)

320
00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,992
-(GROANS)
-(HUMMING)

321
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,077
(WHIMPERING)

322
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,955
I really wish I had a second eye!

323
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:32,791
Put some glue, more glue, oh.

324
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,710
Glitter, definitely some glitter.
Hater loves glitter!

325
00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:37,254
(ALL GROANING)

326
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:38,588
Finished.

327
00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:43,009
Now, who wants to show Hater a good time,
by bashing his face in?

328
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:47,222
Hey, the party's over here,
you optic nerds.

329
00:14:47,389 --> 00:14:48,723
(ALL CLAMORING)

330
00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:50,267
WATCHDOG GLADIATOR: Take that, Wander

331
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,685
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

332
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,021
(ALL GASP)

333
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,690
(WHOOPS) Candy!

334
00:14:56,815 --> 00:14:58,024
(ALL CHEERING)

335
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:03,697
Peepers, Wander still appears
to be enjoying himself.

336
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,740
Now at the expense of my face.

337
00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:09,327
Don't worry, sir,
we have plenty of terrifying traps left.

338
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,872
Hmm, let's see, meat tenderizer,
flamethrowers, flying tiger...

339
00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:16,042
-(GRUNTS) Hurry up, already.
-(BEEPS)

340
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,920
Sylvia, Hater is still not
enjoying himself.

341
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,381
The corners of his mouth
are still pointing south!

342
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:23,717
We gotta spin that grim into a grin.

343
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,885
(WHIRRING)

344
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,723
WANDER: Spin the Bottle?

345
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:32,517
Hater, you sassy man.

346
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,811
You do wanna get this party started.

347
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,647
(STRAINING)

348
00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:40,108
(SIGHS) Little help?

349
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,693
Hi-ya!

350
00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,614
(WATCHDOGS WHIMPERING)

351
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,490
(KISSING)

352
00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:49,492
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Who's it gonna be?

353
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,703
I'm so excited.

354
00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:55,749
(ALL GROAN)

355
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:58,877
(CHUCKLES)

356
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,173
(YELPS)

357
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:05,759
Hater! I was hoping' you'd win.

358
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:09,262
Now, pucker up, and let's see that smile.

359
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:11,806
(LASER BLAST)

360
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:14,517
(ALL GASP)

361
00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:17,562
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

362
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,941
Oh, man, did you see
the look on Hater's face?

363
00:16:21,107 --> 00:16:23,735
I know! Isn't that awful?

364
00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:27,072
At this rate, we're never gonna
get a smile out of that guy.

365
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:31,660
Sir, I know this party isn't going as,
uh, perfectly as you'd like...

366
00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:36,581
so may I recommend the big red button
in the upper right corner?

367
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,752
(WHIRRING)

368
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,171
(GRUNTS)

369
00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:44,381
(CROWD CHEERING)

370
00:16:46,383 --> 00:16:47,551
(GROWLS)

371
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,513
Stand back, Wander.
This fella ain't no party game.

372
00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:54,266
(GRUNTS)

373
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,018
(GROWLS)

374
00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:00,564
(YELLING)

375
00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:04,859
(GRUNTS)

376
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:10,282
(DISTANT SCREAM)

377
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,825
(LAUGHS)

378
00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:17,205
Hey, Wander.
Your precious protector Sylvia is gone.

379
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,916
How you feeling, scared?

380
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,376
(GROWLS)

381
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,756
Yes, here comes the fear.

382
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,508
(GROWLS)

383
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:34,431
Any... moment... now...

384
00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:39,603
(SNIFFS, WHINES)

385
00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:42,397
(EXCLAIMS)

386
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,274
(WANDER LAUGHS)

387
00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:47,569
Who's a hungry boy? Who's a hungry boy?

388
00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,947
WANDER: (CHUCKLES) That's right, it's you.

389
00:17:51,031 --> 00:17:53,366
-(CREATURE WHINES)
-Yes, it is. Yes, it is

390
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:58,788
WANDER: Happiness is a happy puppy,
right, Hater?

391
00:17:58,872 --> 00:17:59,998
(ALL LAUGHING)

392
00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:06,379
-ALL: Boo!
-I disapprove of this turn of events.

393
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:08,173
-Oh, sir, come on.
-Grr!

394
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,301
Don't let Wander ruin this party for you.

395
00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:14,387
What if we have him quietly vaporized
out back, then do cake?

396
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:15,805
Will that make ya happy?

397
00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:19,935
No! I want it to be perfect.

398
00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:24,689
All I wanted for my birthday

399
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:28,610
was to see my most hated enemy
cower in fear, before his untimely doom.

400
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,487
Is that so much to ask?

401
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,281
-Oh.
-Party's over.

402
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:34,824
(SCREAMS)

403
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:37,285
(GROANS)

404
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:38,453
(BEEPING)

405
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:39,537
(ALARM BLARING)

406
00:18:39,788 --> 00:18:45,043
Apparently, this pathetic "Doom Arena"
couldn't even terrify a trembling toddler!

407
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,546
I guess I'm just gonna have to do it my...

408
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,589
Self?

409
00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:51,967
(WHIRRING)

410
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:57,806
(SCREAMS)

411
00:18:58,932 --> 00:18:59,975
(WHIMPERING)

412
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,937
(LORD HATER SCREAMING)

413
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:08,900
(LASER FIRING)

414
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,777
(CHUCKLES) Here we go.

415
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:15,073
Hater, look at all this stuff,
we're gonna have so much fun,

416
00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:16,825
and you're gonna be so happy.

417
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,535
(SINGING) Doom Arena!

418
00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:21,788
Limbo!

419
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,833
(SINGING) Doom Arena!

420
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,168
(CROWD CHEERING)

421
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:28,378
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

422
00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:31,214
-Hot Potato.
-(BEEPING)

423
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:33,383
(YELPS)

424
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,430
(SINGING) Doom Arena!

425
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:39,931
(CROWD CHEERING)

426
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,475
Yeah! Whoo, whoo, whoo!

427
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:44,477
-(BUBBLING)
-Musical Chairs.

428
00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:46,396
(LORD HATER YELPING)

429
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:48,899
(EXPLOSION)

430
00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:50,650
-(LORD HATER SCREAMS)
-(CRASHES)

431
00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:52,611
Race you to the finish.

432
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:57,616
(CLANGING, WHIRRING)

433
00:19:58,158 --> 00:19:59,159
(GRUNTING)

434
00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:02,370
Aw, the birthday boy
should win at least one.

435
00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:05,373
(GASPS)

436
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,668
(WHIRRING)

437
00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:09,836
-(GASPS)
-(CLANGS)

438
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:13,924
(GROWLING)

439
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,596
Let me get that for you.

440
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:23,225
Wha... how did... did you... what, how...

441
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,228
Did you see my Doom Arena?

442
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,522
You should be totally afraid.

443
00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:32,943
Oh, Hater, I am afraid.

444
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:39,157
I'm afraid you aren't enjoying
your birthday party.

445
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,203
I got it.

446
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:45,747
I know what will save this party,

447
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,541
and finally put a smile on your face.

448
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,296
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

449
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:01,137
(SINGING) Oh, it's your happy birthday

450
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:03,515
Here's your happy birthday song

451
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,850
And on your happy birthday

452
00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:08,270
Nothing can go wrong

453
00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:11,982
I can tell that you're all grumpy
'Cause you've been around a while

454
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:14,693
Just because you're old and frumpy
Doesn't mean you shouldn't smile

455
00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:16,027
Because...

456
00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:17,862
It's your happy birthday

457
00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:20,198
Here's your happy birthday song

458
00:21:20,532 --> 00:21:22,534
And your birthday best be happy

459
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:25,078
'Cause you won't be around for long!

460
00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:28,915
So, try not to be so sad

461
00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:30,250
About your impending doom

462
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,128
Someday, we'll light birthday candles
On your frigid tomb

463
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:36,006
Oh, It's your happy birthday

464
00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:38,133
Here's your happy birthday song

465
00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:40,552
And your birthday won't be happy

466
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,346
Till you all sing along!

467
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:44,806
Everybody!

468
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:48,101
ALL: (SINGING) Oh,
It's your happy birthday

469
00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,895
Here's your happy birthday song

470
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:50,979
Just the pit monster!

471
00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:52,856
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

472
00:21:54,608 --> 00:21:55,650
(GROWLS)

473
00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:58,737
ALL: I can tell that you're all grumpy
'Cause you've been around for a while

474
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,238
Just because you're old and frumpy

475
00:22:00,322 --> 00:22:03,491
BOTH: Doesn't mean you shouldn't...

476
00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:06,536
What's that I see? Oh...

477
00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:08,455
BOTH: (SINGING) Smile!

478
00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:10,457
(CROWD CHEERING)

479
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,171
WANDER: (DISTANTLY) Happy birthday, Hater.

480
00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:20,342
(WHISTLING)

481
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:27,390
(GROWLS)

482
00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:28,850
(SNIFFS)

483
00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:32,437
(CHEWING)

484
00:22:33,605 --> 00:22:34,856
(YELPING)

485
00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:41,571
ALL: Aw.

486
00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:42,864
(THUMP)

487
00:22:42,989 --> 00:22:45,158
(LORD HATER YELPING)