Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder!
Wander! Wander! Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder!
Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder!
Wander! Wander! Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder!
Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder!
(LORD HATER LAUGHS)
Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder!
Wander! Wander! Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder!
Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit Wander Over Yonder!
Do-do-do-do-do
(SHOUTING) Why? Is it because I'm not ruthless enough?
I'm ruthless. Or evil.
Is that it. You don't think I'm evil? Whataya call this?
(SINGING) Commander Peepers
Am I not strong enough for ya?
I can be strong.
(STRAINING)
-You. -Yes, sir?
Pick this thing up and throw it at yourself!
-But sir, my back... -(SHOUTING) Do it!
See? I can be all these things.
So why? Why? Why?
(SHOUTING) Why?
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
I hate you!
Argh!
Sir.
(SIGHS)
Because you can't seem to do the one thing I continually ask of you...
capture Wander and Sylvia!
So I hired, the three best bounty hunters in the galaxy...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
LORD HATER: Rongruffle the Huntress.
And Killbot 86.
(BLADE WHIRRING)
Wait. I thought you said three.
Oh, yeah.
The Potted Plant!
Seriously?
You hired a plant to do my job.
Well, he can't possibly be worse at it than you, can he?
(ALL LAUGHING)
All right, bounty hunters. Wander and Sylvia were last seen
on the vacation planet, Phunulon.
One gajillion Hater-zoins to whoever brings them to me, alive.
Only I get to hear their screams of agony.
I need them for my Torture Megamix.
(MAN CRIES IN AGONY ON TAPE) No! Stop, stop! Please!
I mean, this track is good and all, but...
I think with Wander and Sylvia in the mix, it'll really be bangin'.
(SHOUTING) Now, go, go, go!
Oh, I can't believe this!
Those bounty hunters are gonna capture Wander and Sylvia.
Then Lord Hater's rule will spread across the galaxy,
and evil will conquer the universe!
But sir, isn't that what we want to happen?
(SHOUTING) No. I'm supposed to capture Wander and Sylvia.
And then Lord Hater's rule will spread across the galaxy.
And then evil will conquer the universe.
All because of me!
Uh, where are you going, sir?
To do my job.
Commander Peepers
A little help?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
ANNOUNCER: Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
Remain seated, please.
(ANNOUNCING IN SPANISH)
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
PEEPERS: Well, well, well. If it isn't Wander and Sylvia.
Looks like I've got the jump on those pathetic bounty hunt...
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, no, ya don't!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(EXCLAIMS)
A winner.
(SNORING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
PEEPERS: Sorry, piggy. (GIGGLES)
(GROWLING)
Think you can mess up my hunt and save all the glory for yourself, huh?
Well, I got news for you, Squinty!
I'm gonna bag those two, claim the reward, and you'll be lucky if Lord Hater
keeps you around to clean the zero-gravity toilets!
(GRUNTS)
(DINGS)
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
(SLURPING)
Zbornak tracks.
The hunt is on!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Huh?
Sorry, brawny! It's feedin' time.
Commander Peepers
(ROARING)
(LOUD CHOMPING)
RONGRUFFLE: Ouch!
(CHUCKLES) Looks like the huntress has become the huntred!
Did... ted... hunt... hunted...
(EXPLOSION)
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(BEEPING)
(RAPID BEEPING)
Attention Lord Hater, prepare to receive transmission.
Claws off, Toaster Face! They're mine!
-ALL: Whoa! -It's a stunt spectacular!
(GRUNTS)
Not on my watch, you bucket of bolts!
-I feel like I'm on a real live spaceship! -Wow! This is such a strange place.
-This is life. -Best ride ever!
You guys really pulled out all the stops!
-Unbelievable! Unbelievable! -Amazing!
You're fired.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Who wants to be part of my Torture Megamix?
(ALL CHANTING) Megamix! Megamix!
Take them to my torture room.
(ALL CHANTING) Torture room! Torture room!
Torture room! Torture room!
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yes! In your face, Lord Hater!
That's what happens when you send a pig and a machine to do an eyeball's job.
PEEPERS: And now, you two are mine for the excessively, forceful taking!
Evil will conquer the galaxy, all because of me!
(ROARING)
Oh, zrebdank.
No... I was so close!
Wow! This is the grossest ride ever!
Oh, man! Ugh!
Why, hello, Commander Peepers!
I didn't know you worked on Planet Phunulon!
See, I knew you weren't such a bad guy after all.
Wander it's a trap.
We're gonna be turned over to Lord Hater!
Really? Wow.
Well then, I must say congratulations, you finally caught us, Commander Peepers.
Most of your attempts to try and catch us are...
Please excuse my language, kinda stinky!
But this plant thing is just amazing!
It totally took us by surprise.
We had no idea you were after us!
And even though we're sad to be caught,
I am just so happy thinkin' about how proud Lord Hater will be of you!
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Well, even though I'm a miserable failure and that bounty hunter got all the glory,
(SNIFFS) Lord Hater finally conquered the entire universe and (SNIFFS) that...
That's good enough for me!
Janitor Peepers
(SHOUTING) Forget that!
Commander Peepers
PEEPERS: Hyah!
They're mine! Mine! All mine!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) I win! I win! And the bounty hunters lose!
WANDER: Thanks for savin' us from the bounty hunters, Commander Peepers.
Byedy bye!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Watch closely, now. See what happens, here.
This is, them escaping,
and this, is you, letting them escape.
-I know sir, but... -Ah-ah! Pay attention.
This is them, and this is you. Them, you!
Getting away! Letting them get away.
You see, where I'm going with this?
I get it, sir! (SIGHS)
Even so, I guess you learned your lesson about using bounty hunters, right?
(CHUCKLES) That I did, Peepers. That I did.
I didn't hire (SHOUTING) enough of them!
Ah! No, please, sir! No! No! No!
Ooh, that's good.
That's the perfect high end my Torture Mix was missing.
Ahh! No...
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -Oh, yeah!
(OVER TAPE) Ahh! No!
Stop, stop please...
Ahh! No!
Ouch.
Ah!
(SIGHS AND MUMBLES)
(SIGHS PEACEFULLY)
(MUMBLES, GIGGLES)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I hope everything at our Relaxatorium is to your liking?
-Oh... -Ah...
(GIGGLES) I am so pleased you've enjoyed your stay on Ballzeria Nine.
We're quite fond of our peaceful home!
(GONGS SOUNDING)
Well, time to flee and abandon it forever.
Huh?
Beeza, what the heck is goin' on?
Oh, a thousand pardons.
It's just that our entire planet is about to be destroyed.
ALL: Again.
-What? -(SIGHS)
On eight different planets, we've built our perfect civilization.
And eight different times, we've heard the Armageddon Chimes,
letting us know that he's come to destroy all we've worked so hard to build.
It's pretty routine by this point!
Wait, what? Who's "he"?
We used to call him the Worldbuster. But now, most of us just call him...
(GONGS SOUNDING)
Buster.
(DOG BARKING)
(SNIFFING)
(ALL SCREAMING) No...
The winds already? This doomsday is moving along quite briskly!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
BOTH: Huh?
You folks are abandoning your beautiful home for a new one.
Just like that?
What?
Of course not.
BOTH: Phew.
Oh, there aren't any planets left in our system!
We have absolutely no idea where we're going.
We'll just fly through space until we run out of fuel.
Or food, whichever comes first.
How does one fight off cannibals? Some kind of pointy stick, I assume.
Everyone, just hold up!
Y'all have put so much work into this pretty little planet.
Don't you want to try and save it?
I know you're scared of Buster, but if you keep running,
that's all you're ever gonna be doing!
You have a chance to change that.
You just have to turn and face your problems head-on!
What do you say?
-Eh, sure. Whatever. -That's good enough for me!
Now gather round, I have a plan.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
We got his attention, time for phase two!
(DOG BARKING)
We did it! Here's to facing your problems head-on!
-Hmm. Hey, not bad. -What do you know?
I did not think I was gonna win.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Uh, folks...
(BOTH GASPING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOG BARKING)
What happened? I thought it worked!
Flarf nabbit, it did work! We threw a dog a bone, and he fetched it!
Oh, darn. The Sticky Rains of Terror? We've lingered far too long.
Come on, time to flee!
(SCREAMING)
(GULPING, COUGHING)
Wander, buddy, we tried,
but these folks seem okay with just getting outta here!
-Maybe we should be, too? -Naw-uh! No way!
I have one more plan!
Everybody! One more plan!
(CHANTING) One more plan, One more plan, One more plan.
All right soldiers! On my mark... present... weapons!
Wet whistle!
Deep breaths!
And... blow!
(SILENCE)
(DOG WHIMPERING)
It's working! Don't stop now!
(SILENCE)
(DOG WHIMPERING)
(BARKING)
(BARK ECHOING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Hey! Bad dog! (YELLING)
Wait! New plan!
Everybody! Wait! New plan!
New plan, new much better plan! Everyone! All new and improved plan!
Trash!
Everybody, hit that tongue with the grossest,
nastiest, worst-tasting garbage you can find!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(RUMBLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Why didn't it work?
Wander, don't you get it?
Dogs! Love! Trash!
(DOG BARKING)
Sorry, buddy.
It's time to go.
But... but...
Oh, hey! You guys made it, that's great.
Go go go go go!
(SNIFFING)
So we didn't get a win this time, but...
Wander, sometimes a problem is so big, you just have to flee.
No! There's only one way to stop this once and for all.
(SCREAMING)
Come on, what are you... Hey!
What's going on? Where's Wander?
That little kamikaze's heading straight for that monster!
Wander? I know you're upset that Buster ate the planet!
Heck, so are the rest of these folks!
Eh, we'll get over it.
But destroying him and us is not the answer!
We have to flee!
That's what I'm doing.
I'm facing this problem... head-on!
(SCREAMING)
(LOUD CRASH)
Head on. Yeah.
Have you lost your nut? Do you realize what you just did?
Without that ship, these folks have nowhere to live!
They needed someplace safe from Buster
with trees, and fresh air, and places for really great spas,
and... and... huh.
(SIGHS) Oh! Would you look at that?
-So pretty! -All right!
Oh, Wander, thanks to you, we finally have a permanent home.
(ALL CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES) Yeah! See, y'all always wanted to flee,
but, it turns out, all you really needed to do...
was flea!
F-L-E-A, flea! You know, buzz, like the bug?
'Cause they're livin' on the dog?
Look, if you have to explain the joke...
(CAT MEOWING)
Mew-mew-mew-mew mew-mew-mew, meow!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(DOG BARKING TUNEFULLY)
(SHIP CRASHING)
(BARKING)