Previously on Ray Donovan...
Your relationship with your brother.
He can ask me whatever shit he wants
about me fucking my brother.
Marisol goes on TV today,
it's over for me, Ray.
Yes, I fucking checked her dressing room.
Lisa.
- No, she's not... - Where is she?
I kept her from going on the show.
You abducted her?
Yes.
You're gonna check yourself into a rehab facility.
Tell me what you want, Hector, please.
I want you to take the money, Marisol, go to rehab.
Last night, I wanted to take a pair of scissors and stab you
then me and the baby.
And her mother...
She's been real sick with the post-partum.
She walked out on us over a month ago.
What else y'all got?
Got this, motherfucker.
You better run, you fucking assholes.
I see you, Donovan!
I needed to change everything,
starting with my gym.
Take me downtown... Police station.
Why?
I'll take the rap for the murders.
I need to get into Ezra's safe.
What fucking safe?
I got a job for you.
Wow, Ray, really showing me the money.
You get the rest when you finish the job.
Who is it you want to get out of prison?
My father.
Ezra had somebody get rid of the body.
If it wasn't me, it was the Texan.
You need to get out of there.
You don't know who you're dealing with.
You don't listen, do you, Cochran?
- Where is he? - He's back there.
Am I still getting paid?
Ed Cochran, please.
Room 226 is to your right, sir.
Dr. Cohen, 5307.
Let me ask you something.
When did you start in with Ezra?
I got back from Vietnam.
And Hollywood was out of control.
So was I.
Tried working as a stunt man,
but was too violent
to be around normal folks.
You understand.
Crazy kike was working on a picture
with the Hell's Angels,
and a fight broke out.
And I fucked up a couple of 'em,
and Ezra... he saw that,
and he gave me his card.
That was that.
How about you?
Same sort of thing.
He protected you
from the darker matter, kid.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
The really bleak shit,
that was my domain.
It was?
Not anymore, I would guess.
You can only be clever so long.
Then it all turns
to blood and burials.
Your daughter...
She know what you do?
No.
And I want to keep it that way.
You know where Ezra keeps his secrets.
There's no need for my daughter's name to get hurt
by some dead man's actions.
Julia, this is my old pal, Ray.
We worked together in the insurance office
back in the day.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
You must have some stories.
Yeah.
Your father was the life of the Christmas parties.
Take care.
Oh!
You got to love that California sunshine, huh?
Wasn't supposed to work this way, Raymond.
What way?
Me being indebted to you.
I couldn't leave you in there.
Why not?
What happened, Ray?
What's the matter, you miss the gay wing already?
Listen, it's not that I'm not grateful; I am.
But what did it cost you?
Nothing. D.A. didn't have a case.
Raymond, I'm serious.
I got to know what I owe you.
You don't owe me anything, Mick.
Let's go get breakfast.
You got a place to stay?
Not yet.
Listen, Mick, if you want, you can come, you know...
Hey, I'm not the kind of roommate anyone here needs.
You know, in the gay wing,
they had this singalong,
once a month, second Sunday.
And I was gonna do "I Am What I Am."
Shirley Bassey...
Shirley Bassey.
What a beautiful black ass Shirley had.
I almost forgot.
Oh.
Doesn't look like much.
It was a gift from your mother.
Yeah.
Help you get back on your feet.
I can't take your money.
Take it, Mick.
No.
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, oh-oh ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
♪ It's real city ♪
♪ Bo-born and raised ♪
♪ Pretty girls, all shapes ♪
♪ Small town ♪
♪ Hard to make it ♪
♪ I'm bought now ♪
♪ Guess I caught a break ♪
Morning, Con.
Hey, Dad.
♪ Fast life, can you imagine ♪
What you got there?
"Stadium Flow"... Just Dance.
- Oh. - You want to play?
♪ World class in your girl ass ♪
Um, sure.
Why not?
Really?
Sure.
All right, well, I'll put it on beginner
so you don't have a heart attack.
Don't worry.
Pretty sure I can handle whatever you're into.
You only know shit from 1991.
I only know shit from...
You have no idea who you're talking to, kid.
- "Chiwawa." - Chiwawa.
That's not dancing, Conor, that's...
that's walking a dog.
You got to do exactly what she does.
Oh, Conor. Look at me.
I picked this for you.
Come on, you got to do it.
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Inu hun jyatta, inu hun jyatta ♪
♪ Inu hunzuke chattara pecchanko? ♪
♪ Inu hun jyatta, inu hun jyatta ♪
What the hell is going on in here?
We're dancing.
Come on.
No, I am not doing that.
Aw, come on, Mom. Crazy arms.
♪ Hun jyatta, moe moe nyan ♪
♪ Moe moe nyan, chucchuki chu ♪
I'm smoking you, son, like a Cuban cigar,
at his own game.
♪ Nyun nyun nyun, pyuppyuku pyu ♪
♪ Chiwawa, pyonpyoko rin, pyonpyoki rin ♪
Come on.
It's like that Boxercise thing you do.
This is my favorite part.
Mom just got perfect.
Keep going.
Don't screw with my score, Conor.
♪ Inu hun jyatta, inu hun jyatta ♪
♪ Uh-oh. Sorry. ♪
Oh, no, no.
Did he tell you anything about that?
No. No.
Fuck.
No. You want to talk to him?
You want me to talk to him?
You want to talk to him?
Hi, Larry.
Something wrong?
Where's the gun, Con?
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Where's the gun? - I don't have it, I swear.
So Marcioni's lying to me, huh?
You could've killed someone, Con.
You think about that?
What if there was a little kid playing in there?
That guy was full of shit.
Don't you lie to me.
What the fuck...
Ray, stop!
I'm not gonna ask you again, Conor.
Where's the fucking gun?
Put your shoes on and get your ass downstairs.
Hey, Terry.
What's going on?
Look at all this new shit.
Hector Campos is training here for his next fight.
- Whoa. - Putting us on the map.
Hey, wonderful.
Son, you deserve it.
Listen, that thing you did for the family...
...that was good.
I just realized it was time to start
putting other people's needs in front of my own.
Good for you, Mick.
Where's Bunch? I got to borrow his car.
He's out back.
Yeah.
Good to see you, kiddo.
Hey.
Here I am... fucking "Shawshank Redemption."
Hey, kid.
I need to borrow your car...
Drive to Primm.
I got to deal with some unfinished business.
Welcome home, Pop.
What's going on, Bunch?
It's Teresa.
Her brother Marco just put her into a mental hospital.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She left me, Pop.
She left me.
She left baby Maria.
And now she's in a fuckin' nuthouse.
I don't know what to do.
Of course you do, son.
Of course you do.
She left me, Pop.
She said...
"I don't want to see you no more."
Well, the good news is,
she wasn't right in the head.
She didn't mean it, see?
Where she at?
Bakersfield.
Well, that works out for both of us.
What do you say we go there together...
Get this bride of yours squared away, huh?
You have a gun.
It's for my job.
Yeah, but you have one.
Yeah, and I try not to use it.
So what if I want to do what you do?
Do you even know what I do, Conor?
- Cool shit for famous people. - What?
You're the guy they call when
they can't take care of things, right?
They, like, love you and think you're cool.
You think they love me, huh?
Yeah.
They don't love me, Conor.
Where are we going?
And work it, and work it.
Ahh!
I saw you didn't see that one coming, did you, papi?
Whoo, whoo!
Do a lot fuckin' better
if you let your hands do the talking
and not your fuckin' mouth.
Oh, oh! Ha, Ha!
And that one, boy!
Come on!
Keep up, fucker. Keep up, papi.
Turn it up.
We appreciate that you're here
and telling us your story.
Um...
me and my brother Hector... We love each other.
What the fuck is she doing?
Well, of course you love your brother.
No, no.
I mean in love.
You mean romantically?
- Sexually? - Yeah.
It has been going on for a very long time.
And I'm here to ask my brother
to admit the truth.
Yeah, I tried to tell you a month ago,
but Hector and his people,
they shut me down.
Anyways, it's killing me.
All the secrecy...
I think it's killing my brother.
Well, he's got a wife and a daughter.
Yeah.
I know it's not gonna be easy for people to understand.
Well, in the state of California,
sexual relations between siblings
is a felony.
Did you know that?
So arrest me, mother.
Probably a good time for a break.
We'll be right back.
Shit.
Avi?
What is this?
Open it.
You want to play with guns, you should know what it looks like.
That kid was your age.
Him and his buddy thought it'd be fun
to steal his father's gun.
That guy was shot in the stomach.
Took him seven hours to die.
Just lay there all night, bleeding.
You know him.
Oh, God.
I get it, all right?
Stop being such an asshole.
- Now I'm being an asshole? - Yes.
I'm not a kid anymore.
I can take care of myself.
All right.
Get out.
What? Why?
The fuck out of my car!
Want to be a tough guy, go be a fuckin' tough guy.
What the fuck?
All right.
Yeah?
Yeah, you better run!
Don't cry.
What's up, Ter?
Hey, you better get over here.
Hector's sister's been on the TV talking shit,
and he's fuckin' losing it.
All right.
How you doing?
You here visiting somebody?
Shame about that business in Tanzania.
What... what business?
The albinos being murdered for their body parts.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
All chopped up.
Witch doctors saying that their little albino organs
bring luck and success.
Sort of like how the Chinese
love rhino tusks.
Exactly.
Same thing exactly.
Excuse me.
So what'd they say?
Thought she was a suicide risk.
That's why her brother brought her here.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
I'll go with you.
Um...
I want to do this alone, Pop.
Hey, babe.
It's me.
It's Brendan.
I'm here.
You eatin' enough?
If I'd have known it was this bad...
I never would've let you go.
How about...
you come back with me now, huh?
No?
You... you don't want to come back with me?
No.
So what's she trying to do?
Get money out of him or something?
It's true?
Oh, Jesus Christ, his sister.
I knew it... Uncle Daryll told me I was full of shit,
but I knew it.
Call your mother, Con,
and ask her to come pick you up.
But, Dad...
Just do it, Conor, all right?
Where is he?
He's out back.
I should just kill myself.
You're not gonna kill yourself.
What other choice do I got?
Hmm?
Go with her?
Lock ourselves up in some hole till we're both dead, Ray?
I should just kill myself.
Don't start that shit again.
You don't get it.
No, I don't get it.
Ray!
Come on, man, just stop holding me to some bullshit standard!
It's not my fault he's all fucked up.
Ugh.
What?
We can fix this.
No, man.
It's over for me.
It's over.
No, it ain't.
Let's go.
So what, you're just gonna walk?
I'll meet you downstairs.
In the office.
What do you want from me, Terry?
Help him.
He made his own bed.
Yeah, but he was making it here, with us.
He was giving us all a shot to rise up with him.
But now they're taking him off the fight,
because he violated his f...
- Morality clause. - Yeah.
And now they're giving it to that pencil dick mick,
Joxy Maguire.
Listen, Ray, I don't know what the hell went down
between you and Hector, but if you can help him,
then... then you might just help me too.
Terry...
I ain't gonna be around forever,
and I want to do something half good before it's all over.
So you help him get that fight back, Ray.
- Hey, Ray, what's going on? - Nothing.
- What's wrong with Conor? - He's fine.
Listen, I need you to do something for me.
Could be dangerous.
But it's a job, though, right?
Working with you?
Yeah.
I'm in.
Whatever you need, Ray, man, I can do it.
All right.
What did you do to him?
I took him downtown... Had a talk with him.
A talk?
Showed him some pictures,
some places he doesn't want to be.
Did you traumatize him?
I sure fuckin' hope so.
Yeah?
I need you to ghost Stu Feldman's computer for me.
All right, what am I looking for?
Porn, and anything else he shouldn't be looking at.
Okay, sure thing.
Some of those children uttered prophecies,
like Nostradamus.
They knew the truth.
They were touched by God
and saw truth that no one else could see.
- Let's go, Pop. - Hold on.
Let's get out of here.
It's just getting good.
To be continued.
So what's going on? How is she?
It's like she wasn't there, Pop.
What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
I mean, what if she...
What if she never gets better?
You love her?
Then where you going?
Pop...
I love her.
But if she's fucked for good,
what's the point?
Listen.
My mother once told me
the light only shines
through the people who have cracked.
Come here. Come here.
Can I ask you a question, darlin'?
You got family, sweetheart?
No.
Someone who loves you?
If I did, do you think I would be here?
These beautiful creatures...
They get put in places like this,
and these fuckers make sure they never get to leave.
I seen this kind of thing. It's drugs.
Don't let this happen to your wife.
Dad scare you?
Conor?
Leave me alone.
You could've fuckin' hurt someone.
And if Mr. Marcioni had called the cops,
you'd be sitting in juvie right now.
You know what that means?
It's jail... A record.
Dad went to juvie.
Didn't hurt him.
Don't be a smartass.
He didn't have to do that.
He didn't have to scare me like that.
Conor...
He thinks I'm an idiot.
- You all do. - No, we don't.
Yes, you do.
Do you know how hard it is being me?
Are you for real?
You have had your whole life handed to you.
Oh, my God, see?
This is exactly the type of shit I'm talking about.
It's always how hard you guys had it...
How easy Bridge and I have it.
I'm sick of it.
What are you talking about?
I hear all these stories of how I come from
this tough Irish family.
And I've never even been to Boston.
My dad's a Hollywood legend,
and I'm just a little prick from Calabasas.
You did that three minutes ago, you fucking idiot.
Mmm, ahh.
Hi, papi.
- Do that for me. - Is that what you like?
I'll do anything for you.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Look, is that what you like?
- Mmm, mmm. - Okay.
Yeah, ay.
Yeah.
Ay, mira.
Oh, yeah.
- Ay. - Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
I like that, yeah.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Mmm.
Oh, yeah, fuckin' tug it, baby.
Fuckin' jerk it.
Fuckin' jerk it, jerk it, jerk it.
God damn it!
Fuck.
God damn it.
Get me Ray Donovan, God damn it!
What's up, Stu?
Oh, jeez, that's terrible, pal.
All right, I'll be right there.
All right.
Just keep your eye on the target.
Just try and relax.
Keep both eyes open.
Okay, just breathe.
Squeeze the trigger.
Nice.
Keep going.
Oh.
You're really good.
You're a natural.
That was awesome.
I'm sorry I stole the gun.
I was just afraid of the Russians coming back.
That's not why you shot up the bounce house.
No, I shot up the bounce house because I was drunk on tequila.
I was trying to impress that kid Damon.
Thanks for telling me the truth.
Sorry I did that.
I have something to tell you too.
What?
I've been having some health issues lately.
I have cancer.
I just don't want to hide it from you anymore.
Are you gonna die?
No, I'm not gonna die.
I'm gonna be fine.
Everything's gonna be fine.
I promise.
Come on, let's go again.
If you tell your dad I brought you here,
I will destroy you.
Sometimes I think you're scarier than Dad.
That's right.
Scariest cunt in this family.
Don't you forget it.
They locked down my fuckin' computer.
Who did?
The feds, man.
The feds snagged me.
They said they got me for child porn.
Were you looking at child porn, Stu?
No.
- Big problem if you were. - I wasn't.
Feds would give you 20 years for that.
It wasn't kiddie porn.
All right.
What do you think I am, Ray?
It was just a tranny thing.
It was, like, a tranny beating off.
Was she underage?
Fuck no.
When's the last time you saw a kid with tits and a dick?
What?
When's the last time you saw a kid with tits and a dick?
Not sure how to answer that one, Stu.
I need help, Ray.
I think you do.
You need to make this go away.
I don't know, I, um...
Feds are real tricky with the kiddie porn.
Yeah, I'll do anything.
I have to cash in some favors.
Okay. Do it.
Just ask whoever you need to ask.
From you, Stu.
Anything.
You still play golf with Randall Dyckman?
Sometimes.
Call him. You're playing today.
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, then I'll... then I'll go meet Obama for lunch.
I don't care how you do it.
Just get it done, Stu.
You don't understand, Ray.
You call Dyckman for a meeting,
you have to give him something big.
20 years for kiddie porn seems pretty big to me, Stu.
Bartender, I'll have a beer.
What he's having.
Looks like they're celebrating something.
Uh-huh.
You see your man over there?
That is the future middleweight champion of the world, that is.
He just got the fight with Archie Whittaker.
He's replacing that sister-fucker Hector Campos.
Nice. That's my guy.
Man, I'm a huge fan.
Hey, do you think I can get to meet him?
Why not?
Hey, Joxy!
Joxy!
Come here.
Want you to meet this black man.
- How are you, son? - Good, man, real good.
You're Joxy Maguire.
The one and fuckin' only.
- What's your name? - Frank.
Frank Guinness.
Guinness? No fuckin' way.
Don't look very Irish to me.
Well, I'm not from Ireland,
but I am black Irish.
Black Irish. That's funny.
You're a comedian.
Hey, Barry, pour his drinks on my tab, will you?
Oh, no way. Wow, thanks, champ.
No problem.
Say it once and say it loud,
"I'm black and Irish, and I'm proud."
Well, I'm black, and I'm Irish,
and I'm proud.
Hear, hear!
The...
...Lord is my Shepherd.
Yeah, and we're all his fuckin' sheep.
Did a...
...a cherub.
Crucifix.
And got some gloves
with a flag on.
That's my ex.
Her folks named her after
the Four Tops song.
You know the song?
People trying to find the love that we posses
or all that shit.
No.
What happened to her?
She died.
I'm sorry, man.
Yeah.
She left me when the drinking got bad.
Once the boxing stopped, right?
When I didn't have to get up in the morning and go for a run...
When I didn't have to train in the afternoon.
Hmm.
Got locked up for assault twice.
I was banned from every fuckin' bar in Dorchester.
Yeah, Ray was out here, then when he got the wind of it,
he dragged me out west.
Set up the Fite Club.
He saved my life.
What?
Listen up.
I'm gonna tell you why you lost that fuckin' fight.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Your team's been lining up nothing but journeymen
for the last two years.
Whittaker's the first real fight you had
since Davis at the gardens.
Bullshit, man.
Bullshit.
Some of those guys, they were pretty tough.
Yeah, people say that the knees are the first thing to go,
but it's not your body that goes, man.
It's your mind.
You lost 'cause you started to lie to yourself,
and you made deals that you didn't intend to keep...
And because the people around you
are afraid to force you to fix
your fuckin' bad habits.
What the fuck are you doing?
Training.
We're training.
No way, man. I'm too fuckin' drunk.
Yeah, we are, come on.
Get the fuck up here.
Okay.
I'm the boss of you.
Yep, good of you to finally come around.
I've been dying to get into business
with your "Tommy Wheeler" franchise.
It's the golden age of television, right?
We are so ready to be on your network.
You made my day, Stu.
Yeah.
I heard about Hector Campos this morning.
Crazy, huh?
I mean, I'm into some kinky shit,
but, you know, sticking your dick in your own sister?
- I mean... - Fuckin' nightmare.
I had to jam in Joxy Maguire.
It's gonna cost me $50 million in sponsor fees.
What a bitch.
How's that wife of yours?
You still getting a divorce?
Too expensive. Fuck her.
I ain't giving her half my money.
But she's still seeing that Mexican guy, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We should build a wall.
Yeah, Stu.
We should build a wall for the spics.
But not along the Rio Grande.
You know where we really need to build it?
Where?
Around my wife's fuckin' pussy.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
"Tommy Wheeler," baby.
You sure it's gonna work?
I'm telling you, kid, women love a grand gesture.
I tell you how I proposed to your mother?
It was Christmas Day morning...
And you were dressed as Santa Claus.
Don't take this the wrong way, son,
but you're a fuckin' lunatic too, right?
All of us are.
Trust me, just go fuckin' get it.
I'm right here if you need me.
Why'd you do that to your sister, Marco, huh?
How could you do that to family?
The fuck you so mad about, ese?
You ever get a call telling you your wife's been locked up?
I've gotten all sorts of calls...
...about your wife.
Where you think you're going?
Can't believe you would put her in a place like that.
Are you kidding me? She's happy there.
Fuck she is.
Crestbridge is like her second home.
What are you saying?
First time, she was 11.
Shaved off all her hair with a Bic.
Sixteen, gave herself third-degree burns
with a car lighter.
Nineteen, she was back in
for beating the shit out of her boyfriend.
Shut the fuck up.
Yo, man, when she met you, we thought...
We thought she pulled her shit together.
But then the baby...
She won't wash.
Starts talking about slitting her wrists again.
And we're done, man.
We're all fucking done with her.
Well, that's not the way we do things in my family.
We don't throw nobody away.
What's the emergency, Ray?
I got a dinner meeting at Nobu Malibu,
and I'm already late.
I need you to put
the Campos-Whittaker fight back on.
Ray, come on.
America's just getting used to queers walking down the aisle.
Incest...
That may take a few years yet.
It's good seeing you, pal.
My security guy's right outside the door, Ray.
We should build a wall for the spics.
But not along the Rio Grande.
You know where we really need to build it?
Where?
Around my wife's fuckin' pussy.
That kind of shit can cost a man his job, Randall.
We were golfing, for fuck's sake.
Yeah?
Fine. Fine, Ray.
I'll give Campos another shot.
But only after Joxy.
Hector's ready now.
Joxy's up first, then Hector.
I said now.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Joxy goes next.
Now take your yes.
Get the fuck out of my office.
All right.
You're the boss.
Yeah, two minutes, yeah?
Get me another drink.
Hey, there's my guy.
- Hey, Frank Guiness, yeah? - Hey, champ.
Champ, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Hey, uh, you think I can bum a cigarette off you?
No worries.
Oh! What the fuck!
Fuck!
Argh!
Did you know that people on the space station
see a new sunset every 92 minutes?
You have kind eyes.
Hey, babe.
Remember this?
Cuidado...
...con la viuda negro, right?
Can I tell you a secret?
When I was a kid,
I used to jerk off watching "Wonder Woman."
Lynda Carter.
The Bracelets of Submission,
the Magic Lasso.
It was fuckin' awesome.
The first time I saw you in the Fite Club,
I thought to myself,
she's the one.
You're my Wonder Woman.
And a Luchadora.
And Maria's mother.
And we're fucking leavin'.
Fight's back on.
What?
I talked to Dyckman.
Changed his mind about your situation.
Decided to live and let live.
Hey, what about Maguire?
Dyckman said he had to drop out.
Thank you, Ray.
Don't thank me.
Thank him.
What are you talking about?
Make him one of your trainers.
Okay.
My other brother, Daryll,
thank him too.
Ugh. I get it.
And cut it off with Marisol.
I'm fuckin' tellin' you.
I'm sorry.
He wasn't an insurance salesman,
and neither are you.
Bags of money, the days away,
the drinking.
It was all just Hollywood.
Cover ups.
Everything he did,
he did for you.
It goes...
...like this.
"I carry your heart with me.
I carry it in my heart.
I am never without it."
That's the poem.
What?
It's a poem.
I read it in the prison library.
"Easy Comings."
No capitals, no periods,
any of that shit.
Just, you know, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
I like that poem.
What are you talking about, Pop?
Eh, just thinking about my girl
in Nevada.
The singer?
Yeah, the singer, right.
She's an angel.
You'd love her, Bunch.
You both would.
What are you doing?
I got my girl.
Let's go get yours.
Close your computer.
You like Mick, don't you?
You know, when we were kids,
it wasn't... It wasn't easy with him.
Rough for a while.
I'm not making any excuses.
I know, I...
I know I went too far today.
I'm sorry, Con.
Just that when I was your age, I...
I got in the kind of trouble
that's hard to come back from.
Your mother and me,
we're different from you guys.
And... we're trying hard to keep it that way.