Previously on Ray Donovan:
Hey, Frank.
I'm about to become the number-one
law enforcement officer in the United States.
Hell, in the fucking free world, Mick!
But you Irish Spring, you Lucky Charms eating
pieces of fucking shit...
you guys are gonna bring me down.
You got me wrong, pal.
I'd never give up my son. Go fuck yourself.
Now give me something I can use against him.
There's rumor that he's fucking someone's wife.
Who? His ASAC, Volcheck.
You're a cop. Well, you never know
when you're gonna get in trouble.
If you do, give me a call.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You let go of me! Call the police!
I don't want to go home.
Can we go to a hotel and have sex?
What do you think?
It's the deodorant I stole
from your bathroom
the night you fucked me.
You like it?
Cool. Why don't you go take it for a spin?
He loves it.
There's a... little Mexican joint
around the corner... do you want to join us?
Jesus, Marvin, what are you doing here?
My dad'll kill you.
I miss you, Bridg.
Found an ounce of marijuana in Bridget's backpack.
I didn't do it. I don't have any pot.
Leave me the fuck alone!
We killed a fuckin' priest.
Could get dug up any day now
and she knows who put him there.
She's not gonna say anything.
She's got a fuckin' family!
Mm.
You all right, Tom?
Oh... he fell asleep in the sauna.
Poor baby.
Fuck her harder, Eddie.
Come on.
Hey, Mom.
You know what tomorrow is?
Tomorrow's Saturday, honey.
You want to explain this?
Marvin gave it to me.
And you have no right going through my room.
Oh, I have every right.
Fine. Keep it.
Why did he give this to you, Bridg?
Why? Because he loves me.
He loves you?
How would you know?
What does that mean?
You're a victim. You don't think we hear you
crying yourself to sleep every night?
I never heard anything. You don't know what you're talking about.
You're so fucking full of shit. Hey.
That's not how you talk to your mother. Of course
you don't want me to say anything... the only reason
she's crying is because of you. Hey!
She's seeing that boy again.
His name is Marvin.
Do you know about this?
Bridg, why didn't you say anything?
You beat the shit out of him.
You think she's gonna confide in you now?
I didn't lay a finger on him.
I'm seeing him again.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Sweetheart, that boy has real problems.
So what? I have real problems.
What are you talking about? You're both going to therapy.
You're probably gonna get a divorce.
And we're moving to Trousdale?
What's Trousdale again? You don't got to worry
about all that stuff. Don't touch me.
Calm down, Bridg.
The cops planted pot on me.
And you know it was really about you.
What? Oh, yeah, you didn't tell her,
did you?
I'm going to the beach.
With who?
Not Marvin.
That's all you care about.
You're not going anywhere. Just let her go.
Don't leave me here. Go get your stuff.
She got arrested?
She didn't get arrested.
It was a mistake. I looked into it.
You're a fucking liar.
It was about you, wasn't it?
She wouldn't make that up.
Calm down, Abby. You know, she's right.
I am a victim.
We're all your victims.
You're not a fucking victim.
She's a teenage girl. She got upset.
She doesn't mean it. All right?
She does mean it.
We are fucked up, Ray.
I had enough of this bullshit.
So have I.
The heroin dealer moved to 203.
I gotta put up a sign.
Oh, wait, no, no, no. um...
It's from Ray.
Oh, you're the lezzy works for my son.
I been waiting for this.
Got a whole celebration planned.
Want to come in?
No, thank you.
There's only $300 in here.
How am I supposed to live on $300 a week?
Every two weeks.
Oh, no, no.
This can't be right. Call Ray.
He gave that to me himself.
I saved Ray's ass. Did you know that?
Risked my life. Probably saved your ass, too.
And who's gonna pay for my goddamned doorframe?
Hey, babe.
Hi, Cherry.
Hey, babe.
Hi, Shorty.
Haven't seen you in a while.
Yeah, well, I don't get erections no more.
Oh, that's too bad, Shorty.
You hang in there.
150 bucks a week.
What kind of stipend is that?
You know what kind of car my son drives?
Mercedes CLS.
You can't do shit with that kind of money.
That's exactly Ray's point.
Bowel movements?
Regular.
Any new tremors?
Here and there.
It's the same as last time.
And the medication's working?
Like-Like I said, more or less.
Great to see you, Mr. Donovan.
Frances'll finish up.
I thought you quit.
I am a nurse, Terry.
This is my job.
I'll find a new place to work. Don't.
I want to tell you the truth about that night.
No. I don't want to hear anything you have to say.
You can't afford
the house in Trousdale.
I've looked at it from every possible angle.
What are you talking about? I gave you the down payment.
You gave me cash. Ezra pays me in cash.
Terry Donovan's Fite Club makes a million dollars this month?
I don't think so.
I... I've been there.
It ain't gonna happen.
I can barely make that gym
look like it covers the house in Calabasas,
but a $5 million house in Trousdale? Forget it.
Four point six.
I told you to have Goldman/Drexier
put you on the books 20 fucking years ago.
I'm on the books, they own me.
Honey, you're not on the books
because they don't want you on the books.
Oh, fine, Ray.
You're a free man in Paris.
But you can't afford the house in Trousdale.
So stay in Calabasas and leave me the fuck alone.
I want that house, Harriet.
So start giving me checks with fuckin' names on 'em!
Hey, there.
Hey.
Lena, right?
Yeah.
You done?
Yeah, I just finished my 60 laps. Nice.
How much more you got? I'm finished.
I was just gonna go in for a sauna.
Want to join?
Sure.
You know, I have to be at work in an hour.
Oh, that's too bad, 'cause I was gonna
try to make you late.
Mm...
I just have to run to the ladies' room.
Mm... mm-mm... mm-mm. Okay?
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
You don't go anywhere.
All right? Okay.
Give me a second. I'll be right back.
The cross stands on a mass grave...
just one of thousands scattered all over Ireland.
Such memorials bear stark testimony
to one of the greatest tragedies in Irish history...
the Potato Famine.
Isn't Ireland on an island?
What's your point?
I don't see why they couldn't have just gone fishing.
Patty?
Hey.
Hey. Is this a...
Is this a good time?
Yeah, what's up?
Well, I was just, um...
seeing what you were doing for dinner tonight.
I got no plans.
I mean...
nothing set in stone.
Great, well I was gonna roast
a chicken, and, I don't know, I...
I like chicken.
Okay, great.
You know, I feel bad
I didn't put the right stem
on Cliff's bike.
It's been killing me.
So I-I could swing by the shop on the way over.
Cliff's actually, uh, staying over at a friend's tonight.
Oh.
Okay.
I could still fix it, though.
Great.
Do you mind?
Oh, I-I've got a noon appointment.
I got to get to the salon.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
Let me get this straight.
You fuck his wife. He fucks your wife.
It's a threesome. It's a foursome.
And then when you're done, you order a pizza.
Is that it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm an FBI agent.
You let me out of here... now.
Sit down, Tommy.
You like watching Cochran fuck your wife?
I didn't think so.
But he's your boss.
And if you don't let him fuck your wife,
he sends you to some fucking place like Des Moines, huh?
Is that it?
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe, uh, I don't know... maybe you're actually enjoying this.
You think I like fucking Donna Cochran?
I don't know.
Jesus, it's like fucking my mother.
But what am I supposed to do?
When he calls, we go.
What choice do I have?
How do you put up with that?
He promoted me to ASAC.
And now he owns you.
You know what, Tom?
We can fix this.
We're good. He's gonna meet you at his place.
Okay, so you and Cochran settled everything.
So why are you doing this?
Why? He's a killer.
He slaughtered Tiny.
Besides, I need insurance. I know,
but... Look, Avi, if I tell you to wire a house,
just wire the fucking house, all right?
Okay, boss.
You're right.
Okay.
Yeah.
I need you to come to the Expo.
Ashley... This isn't a joke, Ray.
This is not for me... it's for a friend.
He needs your help.
He'll pay you whatever you want.
What is it, Pie?
I thought you didn't want to hear anything I've got to say.
I don't.
What the hell are you doing in there?
I'm jerking off.
Come on in.
You fucker.
Yeah. Score.
Hey.
And...
it's Free Joint Friday.
Ooh. How 'bout that?
Here. Thanks.
All this pot, huh?
All this pot right out in the open there?
Forget the pot, Mickey. You should've seen
all the fucking dough they got in that place.
Really?
You don't read the papers?
See, they got a big cash problem.
The banks won't take it 'cause the Feds still say it's illegal.
Fuckin' Feds, man.
I know about that.
And the safe they keep it in,
it's a fucking Mosler Model 12.
It's nothing.
Haven't seen one of those since the '70s.
No good? Yeah,
I could crack that thing.
Given the time.
You're shittin' me.
Why don't we go down there tonight,
drive a fucking truck up the back,
rip the goddamn bars off the windows.
Like the cowboy movies.
Blast through the fucking bars.
Choom!
No, no, no.
We go in through the roof.
You're going in through the roof?
Yes.
Ashley has told me so much about you, Ray.
Thank you for coming.
Sure.
Why am I here?
You're angry.
You're impatient.
But you know it.
And you use it,
don't you?
I love that about you, man.
That's how empires are built.
Do you know who I am?
Do you know what I do?
Yeah.
You write books.
I love that.
Simple. Clear.
I write books.
Do you know what else I do?
I love this woman.
I'm leaving my wife for her.
You know what that means, Ray?
No.
It means hundreds of millions of dollars.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
Which is why...
this is the last thing that I need.
He interrupted my peak state ritual.
I lost control.
Do you ever lose control, Ray?
I bet you do.
Those people out there paid a lot of money, Manuel.
They deserve my best.
I did this.
I own it.
But I need you to fix it.
Steve, five minutes.
It's showtime.
You let me know if you need anything.
Isn't he amazing?
Hey.
We're not done yet.
Excuse us, please.
Mm. Right.
I don't know you, and I don't work for you, all right?
Okay, you're right, Ray.
I was very presumptuous.
Let's start over.
I'm in some trouble here.
I need some help.
Will you...
help me?
All right.
It's gonna cost you, though.
A lot.
Bring it.
I make promises to this guy, you better be able to back 'em up.
How old were you when your mother died, Ray?
What?
You were young,
weren't you?
And now the person
you've all been waiting for, the best-selling author
of Fight for Your Life, Steve Knight!
Turn off your cell phones.
Turn off your iPads.
Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Now here is one that is going to hurt.
For the next five hours,
how 'bout we turn off our past,
our resentments,
all the things that we...
cling to...
that are keeping us from our truest,
most authentic selves.
For the rest of the afternoon,
we're gonna practice something that I call
radical honesty.
Yeah?
Right?
Can we do that tonight?
This was a one-time thing.
No.
It can't be.
What do you want, Terry?
I want to marry you.
I want to be with you.
And how is that supposed to work?
You leave your husband.
I get down on a knee.
And I'm supposed to forget what happened?
You said you were gonna tell me.
Your brother murdered that priest, didn't he?
And you let it happen.
That priest raped him.
He raped both my brothers.
I'm sorry, Terry.
I don't know what to do.
I love you
and I want to be with you,
but I can't condone murder.
And your brother scares me to death.
I just deliver his sandwich.
He beat me.
I don't understand.
Where are you from?
Sololà.
In Guatemala.
You got family there? In Guatemala?
My wife, my children.
I got a date tonight.
So, what do you want me to do about it?
I don't know.
I'm just really nervous.
I'm a sexual anorexic.
What if she wants me to...
you know... do it?
Wait here.
Here. I got some roaches.
Hey, you're gonna croak any day now, right?
That's what they tell me.
Why don't you take out a life insurance policy in my name?
I'll pay for it.
Someone should benefit when you kick the bucket.
You got to be kidding.
Nobody's gonna sell me a life insurance policy.
I have preexisting conditions coming out my ass.
You could have my pension if we got married.
You know that's legal now.
The world went fucking nuts when I was inside.
You can buy pot in the strip mall,
they got a black guy in the White House,
and two men can marry each other.
Mick?
Mm. I got a question.
Will you marry me?
Oh, I can't breathe.
It's my phone. Ah.
Where is it?
Oh, I got it. Here. It's ringing.
Hello? Who is this?
Hi.
Yes, this is Debbie Gerson from Paramount Pictures.
I'm trying to reach Mickey Donovan?
Debbie Gerson from Paramount?
Well, this is Shirley Donovan from Warner Brothers.
What?
Oh. Paramount?
Paramount. Give me that.
Hey.
Shh.
This is Mickey Donovan. What can I do for you?
Terrance told me you got a date.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
Told me you were a little stressed about it, too.
Mm.
I don't know why he said something like that.
Well, sometimes you just need a little something
to help you get over the hump; get your confidence back.
What is it?
Soon as something
gonna happen between you and your lady, take it.
Well, then what?
Pop goes the weasel.
I'm an American citizen, señor.
I have a lawyer.
I'm going to sue Steve Knight.
You're not gonna sue Steve Knight, Manuel.
What'd you make last year?
$30,000.
How much of that did you send home?
Almost all of it.
You ever have a dream, Manuel?
If you could do anything you want,
money was no object, what would you do?
I'd go back to my country,
probably buy a football team.
You're not getting a football team, Manuel... get real.
Then I want half-million dollars.
$300,000. Seems to me
señor has a lot to lose.
Yeah, well...
you're right about that.
All right, Manuel.
$350,000.
You got two fighters out here want to be trained.
I don't feel like training, Pie.
You do it.
You been holed up in here all day, man.
You got to put that woman behind you.
I can't.
Well, this ain't no way to live.
It's goddamn depressing.
Now get your shit together.
This is a boxing gym.
You're right.
Where you going?
Ireland.
Yeah, come in.
You look like shit.
What do you want?
I wanted to invite you and Donna over tonight.
We haven't played Scrabble in a while.
Uh, sorry, Tom, but, uh,
there's not gonna be any more Scrabble.
I, uh, just spoke with Megan.
She really wants to play.
What's wrong?
You really hurt Donna's feelings last time, Tom.
And she cried.
She thinks you don't find her attractive.
I'm sorry, sir.
You know, Tom...
when Donna's not happy, I'm not happy.
Okay.
See me?
Now, don't laugh...
Watch.
I was a stripper one summer in Eilat.
Learn something here, okay?
Get out of here.
Eliminate the ALT.
That other version of yourself.
The pleaser, the nice person.
You're wasting your energy!
And why?
Is that how you want to be described?
Is that how you want to be remembered?
As nice?
Guys?
Ten minute break.
No phones, no texts.
Stay on the path.
How did it go, brother?
It went fine.
Yes! I knew you could handle it.
Now, how do I know this isn't going to come back and fuck me?
Manuel's on a flight to Guatemala tonight.
He'll be on a no-fly list tomorrow.
I want to kneel at your feet.
Don't do that.
I see the god in you, Ray.
I have to acknowledge who you are.
Come on, get up.
Why does my love make you uncomfortable?
I don't know, maybe it's the headset... come on.
This arrangement is already a winner.
Who do I make the check out to? Goldman/Drexier?
No. Me. Hundred grand.
No problem.
A month.
Plus what you're paying out to Manuel.
What do I get for that?
Whatever you need.
I'll have my lawyer draft an agreement.
You know, those people...
they could learn a lot from you, Ray.
I'll be in touch.
Ray...
It's signed.
It saved my life.
Yeah, Av.
Yeah, boss, we have a problem.
Will you just get this fucking equipment
out of my house right now?
- What's up? - It's bad. Yes.
I forgot to put my family's from Dingle.
Oh.
What's prompted you to move to Ireland?
I just... I just want to.
I need to put down a reason.
It's beautiful there.
So you've been?
No.
Oh.
I see there you have a preexisting medical condition.
I got Parkinson's.
We have socialized medicine in Ireland.
You're aware of that? No.
There are occasions when we've had people attempt
to emigrate in order to take advantage...
I'm not a freeloader!
My fiancée's a nurse. That's very good.
Nurse. We need nurses.
So, what do you do?
Got a boxing gym.
You own the business?
With my brother.
Oh. Well, that is good news.
We welcome business owners.
Innocent everyman, murder he didn't commit,
goes to jail, when a movie star shows up in a helicopter
to break him out of the prison yard...
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude.
Why was Sean even interested in this?
He was interested in me.
Go ahead.
You have my attention.
I consulted on Black Mass.
Grew up on the streets of Southie.
Started dealing drugs when I was 17 years old.
Did 20 years in the can. Walpole.
Really? That's right.
Was one of Sully Sullivan's closest associates.
There's already ten Sully projects already going.
We actually just dropped ours.
What else you got?
Well, they say, write about what you know?
I know two things.
Robbing banks and fucking black chicks.
Let's see where that goes.
...this minute that's
getting in your way,
that's keeping you from being your authentic self...
Own it.
Run right to it.
Stop listening to the voice...
Hey, this is Abby Donovan.
I can't answer your call. Please leave a message.
Hey, it's me.
I, uh... I should have told you about Bridget.
I should have told you about a lot of things.
Look, I've...
I've been really nuts trying to get this house, Abs,
and I know that's not an excuse, but...
meet me tonight for dinner.
Sofia's.
8:30.
I'll be there.
Frances! Fran...
Excuse me. Can I help you?
Yeah, uh, it's okay. It's okay.
What are you doing?
Are you trying to get me fired?
What is this? What?
It's the Immigrant Investor Program.
Ireland? Yeah, Ireland.
I'm gonna sell my gym.
They need business owners like me.
They need nurses, too. Terry...
Let me finish. $687,200. Okay.
We start a business with that,
we can become citizens immediately.
You are out of your mind. Frances.
Frances, please.
I have a family. I have a son.
Jason's 18. He's going off to college.
You'll only see him once a year anyway.
But he can come visit us. Every summer.
I'll rent a castle.
I can't decide this right now, okay?
I-I need to think about it.
Christ, I have a patient in the other room!
You don't love your husband. You love me.
You said that.
Oh, my God.
You're the love of my life.
Come to Ireland.
Come to Ireland and marry me.
He says the plan is off.
Take your microphones and cameras...
get 'em out of my walls, please.
What happened?
Cochran said no.
It's not gonna work.
Why not?
It's Donna.
She knows that I don't like making love to her, and...
offended her.
He told you that?
It's not funny.
So just get your shit
and get out of here. I mean it.
Tom, listen to me.
Sooner or later, Cochran's gonna get bored
with the two of you and move on.
When that happens,
you think he wants you hanging around to remind him?
Huh?
But Megan and I are gonna be on that tape.
I told you, we take care of that.
Blur your faces.
You're a smart guy, Tom.
There's only one play here.
Fuck him before he fucks you.
Now pick up that phone
and call her.
Hello?
Hey, it's Tom.
Don't hang up, please.
What do you want?
Look, I know that sometimes, in the past,
it's felt like maybe I was holding back.
But there's a reason.
Yeah, what is it?
This is hard for me to say, but...
You remind me of a girl.
From high school.
We were in love and...
she broke my heart.
Well, sorry about that.
Well, it... it isn't fair,
letting it affect you.
You want to fuck her.
Please forgive me, but...
I really want to fuck you.
Tonight.
Really, sweetie?
'Cause I really want to fuck you, too.
Where you going?
Out.
I'm really sorry about this morning, Mama.
I was really angry.
I accept your apology.
Jesus, that feels good.
Doesn't it?
Okay...
I'm gonna rinse.
Keep your eyes closed, okay?
I'm gonna dry you off.
Okay.
How do you feel now?
Better than I've felt in a long time.
Yeah? Yeah.
Uh...
Can I use your bathroom?
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's, uh, it's right there.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, Ray.
Hey.
Saw that you were coming in.
Meeting my wife.
This way.
Thanks.
Sure.
Mom, I'm home.
Cliff, honey... honey, what are you doing here?
Is everything okay? No, no, no. No.
Yeah? Hey. Cliff's home.
He wet the bed. I'm so sorry.
Timing could have been a lot worse.
Yeah.
Cliff, honey, let's take a little bath and put some PJs on.
You remember Bunchy. Say hi.
Hi. I had an accident.
Okay.
That's all right.
Come on.
Let's get you out of those clothes.
One, two, three.
It says here...
"the hero always crosses water
in the beginning."
Really?
"They did it
"with Moses,
"King Arthur...
and 'O-ed-i-pus.'"
I did dump a body in the Boston Harbor once.
That's your opening.
Ray's gonna learn... can't hold me down.
You know, Sean Walker said that every page
is supposed to be a minute,
but I can't see how that's true.
With this opening I'm gonna have three...
three scenes on the first page.
Every one seems like it's gonna be at least a minute.
This is too hard.
Why don't we do that heist?
We could go in through the roof.
See, that I understand.
Not this pipe dream.
Pipe dream?!
Get the fuck out of here, pipe dream.
It's as real as your cancer.
Shit.
Okay, you asked for it.
Now Cosmic Kevin is gonna make you pay!
Banana peel kick!
Chicken drumstick kick.
Oh!
Hey, this is Abby Donovan.
I can't answer your call. Please leave a message.
Hey, Ray.
Hi.
Can I get you anything else?
No, thank you.
Let me know if you
change your mind.
Oh, mister, you're almost done.
Not until you hit a bull's-eye.
Threw me off. I should get a do-over.
Am I really that distracting?
Maybe, yeah.
You're so fucking beautiful.
Holy shit.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah...
Yeah?
We have a problem.
What?
I just got a call from your brother.
He wants to sell the gym, Ray.
What are you talking about?
I just spoke to him.
It's something about moving to Ireland.
You told me this day would never come.
You promised me. I'll take care of it.
Goddamn it, Ray, now this is my ass on the line, too.
Yeah.
Yeah...
Aren't you gonna invite me in?
Hey, what time is it?
12:03.
I'm 14.
Happy birthday.