Ahhhhhh!
[ up-tempo jazz music playing ]
Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Come on. Give me more. Give me more.
[ eric screaming ]
♪♪
[ screaming continues ]
♪♪
[ crackling ]
[ cheers and applause ]
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Yeah!
[ frog croaking ] eric: Ahhhh!
[ grunts, smooches ]
♪♪
Wow.
Wait a minute. You're not a frog.
[ grunting ]
♪♪
Unh! [ groans ]
[ breathing heavily ]
[ applause ]
[ gunshots ]
[ cheers and applause ]
♪♪
What do you think of my body?
Amazing. You look glycerin.
You look like you lost a lot of weight.
All I did --
Steroids.
That was it. [ cheers and applause ]
You look good.
I'm eating whatever the [bleep] I want.
Me too.
[ laughter ]
Welcome to season six.
♪♪
Haaaaah!
♪ come on, everybody, give me conga beat ♪
♪ da-na-na-na ♪
[ cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Where's hannibal?
This estate is about to get real.
[ rock music plays ]
Bust me nugs! I got to buy a house!
[ air horn blows ]
[ boing! Boing! Boing! ]
So, it's four bedrooms, two baths, 1936.
[ doorbell rings ]
Whoa. What's up, karl narcs?
Dude, I totally know you.
We were at the quibi funeral.
♪♪
I don't even know who that is was or what --
Yo, are these real hardwood floors?
Mind if I riverdance on them?
♪♪
[ clattering ]
I'm sorry, dude.
Ugh. Shit.
[ clattering ]
Out! Can you just calm down?
I'm looking for a "relator," not a real'a bore.
I asked you already three times to leave.
No!
My party guests are here, dude!
[ indistinct shouting ] get out!
Get the [bleep] ou--
[ train whistle blows ]
Ladies and gentlemen, lil nas x!
[ cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Welcome, nas!
Lil nas!
Hello. You look amazing. Thank you.
Yeah.
[ chuckling ] you look incredible.
[ applause ]
Now, you were named after a toyota prius
Or a huffy bike or something?
My mom -- she just wanted
A mitsubishi montero really bad, so she --
And did she sleep with nas?
When's the last time your mother had sex?
[ cheers and applause ] um, I'm not sure
When's the last time my mom had sex.
How much does y-your mother weigh?
[ engine rumbling ]
What --
Little nas.
Little nas, are you working on your raps?
How's it feel -- how's it feel know --
How's it -- oh, shit.
No. No. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
[ clattering ] [ woman screaming ]
I'm sorry. You okay back there?
Jesus. That was a big nas x.
Sorry. I got a little over-zealous.
Um...You want some grapes?
Felipe: They're edible. They're vegan.
None for me because of the plight of the migrant workers.
That was nice.
[ crunching ] mnh. Mnh.
You alright? [ audience groaning ]
What sort of grapes are those?
No, I -- they're from my neighbor.
I think he put glass in the grapes he gave me.
What the [bleep]
[ wretches ] what the --
I'm sorry.
I got too much stuff going on, man.
What's in your mouth?
I love your energy, man. [ cheers and applause ]
When the [bleep] did you do that?
Girrrrl.
[ pop! ]
♪♪
Eric: Hello? Help me!
Is someone there?
Hello? Are you okay? Hello.
Help me!
Are you okay, sir?
The scaffolding fell down on me.
Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, god. I --
I think you should just sit down, sir.
My friend and I were playing jenga with the bricks.
Oh, I see. And we got carried away,
And the whole thing -- shoof! --
Fell down on me. This is crazy.
I'm a jenga adrenaline junkie.
I mean, you should have seen me on 9/11.
Oh, wow. It was the most high-stakes game of jenga ever.
You've been in there god only knows how long.
Oh, shit, my beers are in here! Nice!
They're a little hot, but they make hot sake, right?
This is not safe.
Hey!
Ohh.
I need a beer to calm my nerves. I'm so --
Okay, I'll give you a beer, but you got to --
Thank you. You got to calm down.
[ gulping ]
You're nursing me back to health. You got a husband?
I'm married. I'm a married woman.
Some guys have all the luck.
But you should just sit.
Me and you can move to mexico together,
Start a tequila distillery. No, we can't do that.
I don't love mescal. It's a little smoky for me.
[ clattering ]
No, no, you got to sit, please.
You gave me too much beer.
No, you took a sip, and that was it.
You [bleep] my ass up.
My partner was in there, too.
[ growling ]
Hello? Oh, yeah.
There's another one in there.
You need a beer, joe?
Give him a beer.
Help!
Announcer: "beer" -- rated r.
[ up-tempo jazz music playing ]
♪♪
This time we'll get you full of milk.
You want some milk?
Um... [ gulping ]
Felipe: How long did it take you to put on this outfit?
Like 10 minutes.
You've been very outstanding looking today, playa.
Everybody's hot in the city for sure.
Everybody's hot in the center of their booty hole.
Oh. Ohh.
Is that what you were gonna say?
[ chuckles ] no.
We finish each other's sentences.
[ applause ]
Um, yeah.
[ squishing ]
That's a lot of clay.
I made this sculpture of you.
[ applause ]
I don't want to get it on my outfit.
I think I need some more clay.
What the --
Whoa!
[ coughs ]
♪♪
Hey. How you doing? I am well.
Good. They tell you about the bug issue?
Uh, there's a bug issue?
If you see anything, let me know.
I mean, I'm gonna spray the fruit,
And I'm gonna spray all the food.
Uh... Oh, my god.
Just in case.
Dude, you're spraying...
No, no, a little bit of -- look.
[ laughs ] oh, my god.
It's not that bad. Oh, my god.
It actually lowers my anxiety.
It's almost like xanax. Oh, my god.
Can you maybe mention that I'm jewish?
I want to, like, get a --
That you're jewish?
If you mention that, I could get off for high holidays.
My word. Yeah. I'll be back.
Oh, my gosh. [ laughs ]
Okeydokey.
[ sniffs ]
♪♪
[ snarling ] oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Ahhhh!
Is that the queen? Where's she go?
Where are you, girl?
What happened? What happened?
A thing...
Like the queen?
It was -- it was like a --
I don't -- I don't know.
Did it look like this?
She was on the cover of bugs weekly.
It couldn't have been a bug that big.
It couldn't have possibly been a bug that big.
What was that? What was that?
Check this out.
I actually made the centerfold.
Okay. Um...
Oh, god, there's bugs in this thing now, too.
[ screams ]
Hey. You want a bug-flavored kraz?
No. What?
All my favorite bugs in one soda.
Hakuna matata. Am I right, sister?
[ gulping ]
♪♪
I'm leaving. [ laughs ] I'm leaving.
Did you want some?
[ snarling ] ahhhh!
Hoochie coochie coo!
Karrueche tran!
[ cheers and applause ]
Hey!
♪♪
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
Now, your full name is
Snootchie bootchie karrueche
Transportation department bonaduce.
Karreuche kan! Karreuche kan!
Karreuche kan! Karreuche!
Girl, welcome!
[ applause ]
Do you think I'm strong?
No.
[ clattering ]
That's funny -- ohh!
Oh, shit. You alright?
You just hurt my foot. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Yeah, man. [ speaking indistinctly ]
You know what? [ clattering ]
What is happening?
Kind of a mess. Mnh...
You want to see my chunky doll?
[ sparkle! ] [ cheers and applause ]
Aww, chunky.
"I'm chunky! Let's eat!"
[ saxophone blowing lightly ]
[ cheers and applause ]
Wow.
♪♪
Ahhhhh! Ahh!
Cut your face [bleep] chunky, what's up?
[ speaking indistinctly ]
Alright, chunky, enough. You're bothering --
You're bothering her. Get the [bleep] out of here.
[ screeches ] [ clattering ]
[ chair creaks ]
Okay.
You if I, um, dedicate this episode to my uncle?
Sure.
[bleep]
[ sighs ]
[ gagging ]
Oh, my god.
[ applause ] felipe: Is it crunchy?
Ugh. It tastes horrible.
I ain't dead yet [bleep]
[ audience gasping ]
He only cremated my arms!
What --
He only cremated my arms.
[ audience awws ]
[ bleats ] [ gasps ]
♪♪
How you doing, my man?
Hey! Oh, fine.
You mind grabbing the right side of that door for me, man?
My partner called out sick.
Yeah, just yank that one.
Eric: Thank you so much.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Uh, you mind, uh,
Helping me just, uh...
[ man grunting ]
Oh! Whew!
Oh, you know, a body can actually talk
For a while after it dies.
[ muffled screaming]
You got to help these people.
If -- if -- if he's in there alive --
I think we got to kill him.
Oh, no, no, no!
Yeah. You got a bat or something?
Oh, no! Or a crowbar?
No, I can't get part of that.
Oh, no.
Well, help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
What should I do?
Put him back inside here and then --
Have the garage close... There you go.
...On his neck? No!
We're either killing one of these bodies
Or we're [bleep] one of these bodies.
Uh, no, we can't do that, friend.
[ muffled screaming ]
I got to get rid of this body, man.
[ grunting ]
[ horn blares ]
Man: Ohh!
Announcer: "coroner" -- rated g.
Man: Help! I'm not dead!
Ladies and gentlemen, denzel curry!
[ rapping] ♪ you know I'm flossing on your bitch ass ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, I'm flossing on your bitch ass ♪
Dental curry!
♪ yeah, you know I... ♪
[ rapping indistinctly ]
Hey, you want some curry?
Denzel curry. There you go.
You need your strength.
No! Keep rapping!
[ groaning ]