1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:06,256 (UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,453 (SPLASHES) 3 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:21,789 (PANTS) And every town has a school. 4 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,291 And two bars. 5 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,419 All subjects... (PANTS) taught to women... 6 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,004 (GROANS) 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,215 children... serfs... 8 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,883 (PANTS) ...whoever. 9 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,636 Oh, fuck! (WHIMPERS) Yes! 10 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,578 Yes! Yes! 11 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,890 (CRIES OUT) (LEO GRUNTS) 12 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,559 (YELLING) 13 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,960 (BOTH EXHALE) 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,588 (PANTING) 15 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,446 (SIGHS) I'm so happy you know. 16 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,074 (SIGHS) I hated that you didn't know. 17 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,326 It is a relief to know you again. 18 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,994 I thought you'd try to talk me out of it. 19 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:03,039 What, that you, a 20yearold who's been in Russia six months, 20 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,793 with the aid of a drunken General, an angry maid, and a nervous bureaucrat 21 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,879 is going up against the violent machine that is Peter's empire. No. 22 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,673 Of course not. I think it would be great. 23 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,383 I knew it. 24 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,010 You do not believe in change. You're doing it. 25 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,452 That's what I believe. 26 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,765 Could I talk you out of it? No. 27 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,458 But I thought it'd be fun for you to try. 28 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,187 All right. 29 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,730 Mm... 30 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,673 It's hard to fuck when you're dead. 31 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,484 That was chilling. 32 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,485 (LAUGHS) 33 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,511 Despite its halfhearted nature. 34 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,972 The future, Leo. 35 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:40,326 For once, think of the future. 36 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,270 I have trained myself not to. You know that. 37 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,230 Try. 38 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,195 Oh. 39 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,257 Oh, mm. Well? 40 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,677 I grew a beard and wrote an opera where fat women chase tiny men. 41 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,287 (BOTH LAUGH) And us? 42 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,017 I glimpsed us. 43 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,919 And the hope of it was a little too much to take. 44 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,630 Together. Free. 45 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,970 Feel this. 46 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,991 My blood is roaring, 47 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,076 and rushing me to where I belong. 48 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,078 You are extraordinary. 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,104 So true. (LEO CHUCKLES) 50 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,982 Help me? 51 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,944 Of course. 52 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,740 ♪♪ 53 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,933 (CATHERINE AND LEO LAUGHING) 54 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,644 All right, let's begin. Orlo, brief us. 55 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,771 Could I have a moment first? LEO: Drinks, anyone? 56 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,148 My special mule concoction. 57 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,691 I've some walnuts, as well. 58 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,927 VELEMENTOV: I'm trying not to drink, but that mule thing intrigues. 59 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:00,615 Leo knows, but that does not mean he's part of this. 60 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,201 He is, Orlo. And his skills are what, exactly? 61 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:06,120 His skills are many. Trust me. (ORLO SCOFFS) 62 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,705 I mean coup skills. 63 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:11,251 He has many unique ideas, and he is a regional noble, 64 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,710 which may be useful. 65 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,379 Please do the briefing. 66 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,297 ORLO: Uh, right. 67 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,800 The regions. Uh, we need the regional strongmen 68 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,427 on her side immediately she is installed. 69 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:25,974 I think the main targets and Rostov, Gorky, and Raskolnikov. 70 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,434 Gorky? He's from my region. Marvelous chap. 71 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,436 Well, kind of cranky. But a lot of that's an act. 72 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,771 In fact, at the horse show. 73 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:35,191 They are all here for the aristocrats' monthly meetings with Peter. 74 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,818 We must win each of them. 75 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,594 I'll do Gorky. ORLO: Aah. 76 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,947 I'm not sure you have the right skills 77 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,366 for a delicate negotiation such as this, Voronsky. 78 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,994 If you'd let me finish my horse show anecdote, you'd see that I do. 79 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,288 Snacks and drinks may be your natural role. 80 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,415 Orlo, don't be rude. 81 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,084 Oh, is, uh, is factual rude? I didn't know that. 82 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,627 I'm old friends with Rostov. 83 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,921 All right. Marial will take Rostov, 84 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,048 Leo and Velementov, Gorky, 85 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,800 and Orlo, you take Raskolnikov. 86 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:04,012 We get to the regions. The military, we have. 87 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,788 I will address the group of senior men. 88 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,393 All will say they're in, as I will command them, 89 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,920 but some will peel off and betray us to Peter. 90 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,315 That is why we do it at the last minute. 91 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,734 That seems cynical, Velementov. (GRUNTS) 92 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,779 Perhaps Catherine should speak and inspire them all. 93 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,805 We thought of a slogan. 94 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,075 Oh, that was great. 95 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,785 You say it. No. You. 96 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,747 All right. "Once Russia is in her cup", 97 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,459 and will be reborn, like a newborn pup." 98 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,026 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 99 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,174 Sounds... less good than it did. 100 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,302 Maybe it's the way I said it, or that one needs to be naked, as we were. 101 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,221 Can we stay with Velementov? 102 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,056 When they turn, what do we do? 103 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,975 Fucking kill 'em all, and prevail. Yeah. Great. Drinks. 104 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,686 Indeed. The mule kicks pleasantly. 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,980 If we can stay on point. 106 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,399 Everyone has When do we kill Archie? 107 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,484 CATHERINE and MARIAL: What? 108 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,778 He is no supporter of Catherine. I suggest at some point, 109 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,404 I should shoot him in the heart. 110 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,365 What the fuck are you talking about? 111 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,908 Marial, just VELEMENTOV: The heart. 112 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:10,912 Head is good, but I've seen many live quite full lives with head wounds. 113 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,206 Not so many with a blownapart heart. 114 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,750 Catherine? Velementov, he's Marial's friend. 115 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,527 So? I will kill many friends in this. 116 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,423 Russia is bigger, is it not? 117 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,300 If we're not all prepared for that, 118 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:29,264 then we need to abandon the plotting and increase the drinking. 119 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:34,602 You fucking touch him and I will stab you nine times in your fat face. 120 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:38,523 CATHERINE: Enough. Of course Russia is bigger than any of us. 121 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,233 Archie, I can deal with. 122 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,777 When Peter is killed, he will be practical, 123 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,654 as he is a political animal. 124 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,947 He will strike a deal with me. 125 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,158 We have our tasks. 126 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,618 Secrecy is paramount. 127 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,353 No one can name me in the getting of these men. 128 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:04,215 We are all embarking on something extraordinary. 129 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,927 Each of us must be connected, loyal, 130 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,680 full of love and passion for our goal, 131 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,640 and trust for each other. 132 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,560 It will be hard, but we will prevail. 133 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:19,004 For Russia. Huzzah. 134 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,549 Mm. 135 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,486 (EXHALES) 136 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,154 (GLASS SHATTERING) Mm. 137 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,364 (EXHALES) Good luck. 138 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,683 I will... wait, I suppose. 139 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,938 We will reconvene when you are all done. 140 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,273 Okay. 141 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,753 PETER: Ah, yes. Drunk, no doubt. Fucker. 142 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:45,280 I'd pray for him, but he's an infidel. (SNIFFS) 143 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,867 Oh, well. Better get a new one. 144 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,080 Your bodyguard dies, and you think nothing of it? 145 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,850 Well, I'm sad, of course. 146 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:59,127 Should I say a few words? Uh... 147 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,422 Poor Nick, from... 148 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,401 Tartar Land? 149 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,987 Dead too soon. Hmm. 150 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,572 Politically, I mean. 151 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,699 You were poisoned a few months ago, darling. 152 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,493 I still shake when I think of it. 153 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,287 But thankfully you did not when you cut Ivan's throat. 154 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,123 I did not enjoy that, and I do not wish to be there again. 155 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,584 I appreciate your concern, but you're overreacting. 156 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,963 This fountain is a death trap. Leontov died in it last week. 157 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,572 ARCHIE: Hmm. ELIZABETH: Hmm. 158 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,299 ARCHIE: Hmm. ELIZABETH: Hmm. 159 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,094 Everyone stop hmming. 160 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,304 The people love me more than ever. I just won the war. 161 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,015 Why do you want to ruin that? My darling, I don't! 162 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,725 Huzzah to you! 163 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,353 Your father would be smiling down from the clouds. 164 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,629 Indeed. A lovely thought. 165 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,676 However, you would do well to take his view on these things. 166 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:51,990 We used to fuck out here like depraved cheetahs. 167 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:57,036 And as we lay there and the heat dissipated from our raw, spent bodies, 168 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,289 he would say, 169 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,083 "You're never safe," he used to say. 170 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,543 "It's always coming." 171 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,170 Are you fucking kidding me? 172 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:09,716 I am happy, and a hero, and we are celebrating my greatness this week. 173 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,551 And I would like you to make it to next week. 174 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,511 Elizabeth counsels wisely. 175 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,055 If perhaps darkly. 176 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,893 She is always sticking pins in me. It will not do. They love me. 177 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,853 It is a flaw for a leader to want love so much. 178 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,354 Fuck you. 179 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,881 I'm sorry, darling. I couldn't quite hear that. 180 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:27,925 I said... 181 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:29,592 sorry? 182 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,847 I'm taking his wind pipe flute. 183 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,772 (ALL APPLAUDING) 184 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:45,067 MEN (CHANTING SOFTLY) Peter! Peter! 185 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,588 Victory is ours! 186 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,072 ALL: Huzzah! 187 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,884 You know what that is, Orlo? 188 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,136 Happiness at the ending of the war, sir. 189 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,931 Love, Orlo. That is love, 190 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,308 you bloodless, lobcocked eunuch. 191 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,602 I cannot be lobcocked and be a eunuch, sir. 192 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,188 They are contrary Shh! Shh. 193 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,856 Let me listen to this. 194 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,150 Ha! Aah! 195 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,677 (ALL APPLAUDING) 196 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,992 We may just have to take matters into our hands regarding Archie. 197 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,702 I, I, I thought the same. 198 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,771 Marial will be in her ear, and she has a soft heart. 199 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,750 VELEMENTOV: Happy to kill the cunt. (CLEARS THROAT) 200 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,335 Me, too. 201 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,777 Done it before. 202 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,573 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. You killed a soldier. Right. 203 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,510 I haven't heard the story for a day or two. 204 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,012 What are you two fishwives gossiping about? 205 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,015 How much the love of God flows from your heart, Archie. 206 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,101 I imagine a gushing river. 207 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,501 Right. 208 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,628 Of course you were. 209 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,344 ORLO: Fiftyone. Count Rostov. 210 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,807 (DOOR CLOSES) 211 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,954 Emperor. I bring you the peaches from my region. 212 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,998 Fuck. Look at your face. 213 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,275 Oh, you weren't wrong, Rostov. 214 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:13,089 Fucking hell. Look at your face. 215 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,757 Does your wife still fuck you? 216 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,509 Occasionally me. 217 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,719 More often, another. 218 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:21,181 Poor fuck. Well, can't blame her. 219 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,415 You look like you fell in a fire. (CHUCKLES) 220 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,853 Gentlemen, I said, 221 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,605 he looks like he fell in a fire. 222 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,465 (FORCED LAUGHER) 223 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,427 Grigor has a beard. 224 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,033 Stubble. He forgot to shave. 225 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,951 And this is bruised. 226 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,520 Nature is as mercurial as humans. 227 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,333 We need a new viaduct built in the river to divert water. 228 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,484 Boring. Yes, of course. Do it. 229 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,588 (STAMPS) GRIGOR: Rostov, 230 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,215 next time, bring your wife to court, 231 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,675 and the Emperor will make her happy for you. 232 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,118 Eat her like a ripe peach. 233 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,222 (SNICKERS) 234 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,349 Grigor. Rough. 235 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,143 But not unfactual, so... huzzah. (CHUCKLING) 236 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,586 Brilliant. Well done, Grigor. 237 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,566 Fiftytwo. Gorky. 238 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,969 Gorky. Have you ever seen his nipples? 239 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,322 What? 240 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:21,908 He has absurdly large, uh, nipples. 241 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:25,286 I shared a swim with him at his dacha and I look over, and... 242 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,331 and they're like jiggling dinner plates. 243 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,773 (DOOR OPENS) 244 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,545 (DOOR CLOSES) 245 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,296 Gorky, my old friend. 246 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,841 I wish to talk about the mink killing quotas, 247 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,259 which I seek to increase. 248 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,493 And I wish to see your nipples. 249 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,833 Right! (THUDS) 250 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,211 (CLOTHES RUSTLING) 251 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,775 (VELEMENTOV GRUNTS) 252 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,777 You could suckle a village. 253 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,529 Let me see them in motion. 254 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,306 Jump up and down. (LAUGHING) GRIGOR: Jump up. 255 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,560 (BOTH LAUGHING) 256 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,691 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 257 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,238 ♪♪ 258 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,619 Alexi Rostov. 259 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,706 Marial. 260 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,919 Ooh, it's good to see you. (ROSTOV LAUGHING) 261 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,980 Even like this? 262 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,257 You always made the women's hearts race. This will not change anything. 263 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,611 It is your eyes that do it, Alexi. 264 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:42,739 You're still a maid. That prick. 265 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,199 I am. 266 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,867 (PATS) Come and have tea with me. 267 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,077 And by "tea" you mean double vodkas? Of course. 268 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,436 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 269 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,897 (MUNCHING) 270 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,650 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 271 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,092 Count Raskolnikov. Hungry as ever. 272 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,094 Chekhov thinks I have a parasite. 273 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,222 It loves pork. Clearly. 274 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,598 Mm. Want some? 275 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,082 Oh, kind, but no. 276 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,394 Could I stretch your mind a little? 277 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,395 Orlo. 278 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,315 I'm a great lover of, uh, hypotheticals. 279 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,735 How many pigs can a parasite eat at a sitting? 280 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,530 If I was six inches taller, would my life be different? 281 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,991 Did the man I killed have children, and was he a good father, or a shit one? 282 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,661 Orlo, get to the point before I get to the trotters. 283 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:34,064 And I saw you, and I thought, what if there were a new leader installed? 284 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,360 Would someone like Raskolnikov hold his region for them? 285 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,256 I mean, you would, of course, need to know their beliefs and philosophy. 286 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,241 Two million rubles, and my port. 287 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,262 What? I don't want anything to do with it, 288 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,930 and I don't want to know anything. 289 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,683 But if it hypothetically happened, 290 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,434 that would be what I needed. 291 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,312 (CHOMPING) And you don't care what they believe in. 292 00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:00,150 I need them to believe giving me two million rubles and a port... 293 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,592 is a good idea. 294 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,480 I can do this alone. As can I. 295 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,799 Ah. Gorky. 296 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,634 VELEMENTOV: Apologies for what happened in there, Gorky. 297 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:30,430 Your nipples seem completely normal and appropriate to me. 298 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,098 The Emperor's will. 299 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,892 Well done on your victory in Hango. 300 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,144 How are Masha and the children? GORKY: Annoying. 301 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,229 And how is the Empress' pussy, Leo? 302 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,149 It is the state of Russia that concerns me more. 303 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,818 Russia is as it always is. A delight. 304 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,987 Huh. And a disaster. 305 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,615 Perhaps it could be just the former. 306 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:49,991 LEO: We think it could be better. 307 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,994 We think it could be led better if it were led by someone different. 308 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,120 VELEMENTOV: We have that someone. 309 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,188 We... we have the military. 310 00:14:56,647 --> 00:15:01,127 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) A coup! Fucking hell. 311 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,755 A new start, Gorky. I know you're a curmudgeon, 312 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,423 but I also know your romantic heart. 313 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,699 When you hear her talk of Russia, your heart Her? 314 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,303 Oh, Jesus Christ, Leo. 315 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,721 I didn't say her. I really didn't. 316 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,223 Her name may not have been on your lips, 317 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,808 but I expect, this morning, her pussy was. 318 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,560 Not interested. 319 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,896 Fascinating, all the same. 320 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,232 (GROWLS) He knows it's her. Fuck. 321 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,651 What do we do? Get a rock. 322 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,985 Uh, Gorky? 323 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,489 I was... just, uh, one more thing. Um... 324 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,783 I, I, I forgot to (GRUNTS) 325 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,368 (GRUNTS) Aah! 326 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,726 (SMACKS) Aah! 327 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,121 One more. 328 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,689 (GRUNTS) (THUDS) 329 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,625 Fuck. 330 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,151 Not ideal. Let's go. 331 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,365 ROSTOV: Mm. (CHUCKLES) 332 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,594 I hoped it was that kind of drink. 333 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,037 I remember it fondly. As do I. 334 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,748 Mm. 335 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,880 Firstly, I wish to tell you something. 336 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,442 I have a friend who... 337 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,678 believes in change. 338 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,075 (WHISPERS) Changing Peter. The Empress, perhaps? 339 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,536 Oh, never said that. 340 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,121 If it were to happen? 341 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,315 I would hang balloons from every fucking tree in the region. 342 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,151 Tell your friend I am in. 343 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,088 Do you fuck me for that? 344 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,282 I fuck you because I want to fuck you. 345 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,761 (ROSTOV GROANS) (MARIAL EXCLAIMS) 346 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,621 (SIGHS) (ROSTOV CHUCKLES) 347 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,876 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 348 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,022 Yes? ORLO: Yes. 349 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,566 If your philosophy stretches to blackmail, 350 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,818 two million rubles, and a port, 351 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,612 then Raskolnikov is ours. 352 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,906 Mercenary pigeating pig. 353 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,240 Agreed. 354 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,575 We have Rostov. 355 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,911 You look... relaxed. 356 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,746 Indeed. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 357 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,581 It is mostly my fault. VELEMENTOV: Agreed. 358 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,875 What is? We had to kill Gorky. 359 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,109 ORLO: What? I let it slip that it was Catherine. 360 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,628 Did anyone see you? No. 361 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,524 This is bad. We do not know that, Orlo. 362 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,068 It is a random killing in a court that has them often. 363 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,653 If it is read like that. 364 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,804 I will make sure it is. 365 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,353 No one do anything else! 366 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,485 (SIGHS WEARILY) 367 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,345 Okay? 368 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,888 What? Sorry. 369 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,140 I was thinking about Grigor. So was I! 370 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,059 No, he has to shave his beard off. 371 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,352 I don't want to be a prick about it, 372 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,521 but it is a bad look, and unfair on others. 373 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,273 I know. Why is he doing it? 374 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,483 I He thinks it looks good. 375 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,985 He is fucking handsome, 376 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,237 but we all must pay a price for the unity of court. 377 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,096 Mmhmm. You know, especially at the moment. 378 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:18,826 (DOOR CLOSES) 379 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,201 You shoot your shot in her, 380 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,270 and I will be very, very disappointed in you! 381 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,958 I said stop fucking her! 382 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,586 Is there something you want? It's coming. 383 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,903 Gorky's dead. 384 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,553 Where are you going? I have to stop him thinking there's a coup. 385 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:41,556 If he does, he'll be ready for it, and it will be harder. 386 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,349 (EXHALES) I'm sorry. 387 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,060 It's okay. Not really. I messed it up a bit. 388 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,354 It's just frustrating, relying on everyone. 389 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,648 I do not think it will go perfectly, but... 390 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,610 just that I will have my hands on the mechanism. 391 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,802 Faulty human mechanism, unfortunately. 392 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,685 Are you all right? 393 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,188 Killing a man. 394 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,524 You must be devastated. 395 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,569 I've... killed before. 396 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,131 What? This is Russia. It happens. 397 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,866 It's not my thing, but... it happens. 398 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,076 Right. 399 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,305 Go. 400 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,848 And I'm sorry, again. 401 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,290 I'll make it up to you. 402 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,569 (PETER YELLING ANGRILY) 403 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,905 (SHATTERING) (YELLING CONTINUES) 404 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,430 (CLATTERING) 405 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:45,370 (YELLING) (SHATTERING) 406 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,288 Best to wait it out. 407 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,541 As a child, he was always smashing something. 408 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,750 (MUTTERS) Aah! Fuck! 409 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,067 A toy... A footman... 410 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,278 (SMASHES) (YELLS) 411 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,904 (EXCLAIMS) 412 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,657 (EXHALES, THEN PANTS) 413 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:01,135 What is wrong? 414 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,638 Tartar Nick's dead. Drowned in the fountain. 415 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:06,683 Like Leontov. That fountain is cursed. 416 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,976 That's exactly what I said. 417 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,644 And now Gorky's dead. 418 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,479 Elizabeth thinks I should be worried about it. 419 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,730 That they're always coming. 420 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,941 Which is a saying of my father's, and not hers, 421 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,526 and it is annoying that she uses it, 422 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,903 as well as annoying that she reminisces of his cock 423 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,239 in her various holes when I'm right there! 424 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,909 No. You just won the war. People love you. 425 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,495 Exactly! That's what I said! 426 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,581 You are quite marvelous nowadays. 427 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,982 Catherine, you have a heart of snow. 428 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,210 Cold? Pure. 429 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,796 You're not a political animal, and that is fine. 430 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,965 But his bodyguard is dead, 431 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:42,051 and now Gorky, his father's best friend, is dead. 432 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,970 Best friend? PETER: He kept it quiet. 433 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:47,056 He used to hide friendships, so people would be led the wrong way. 434 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,808 That's actually very clever. 435 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,435 You know, I have stopped the war, 436 00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:51,936 given them art and science for a time, 437 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,564 let them draw donkeyfucking cartoons of me, 438 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,567 and still they come after me. What do these fuckers want? 439 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,902 So ungrateful. 440 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,029 Who could want anything more? 441 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:05,074 That is why it does not make sense that anyone is up to anything. 442 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,077 It is coming. You both need to understand that. 443 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,746 All right! Fuck it. 444 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,331 If it is this, then it is this. 445 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,541 I do not get to choose the Emperor I wish to be. 446 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,461 These fuckers make me choose to be the Emperor I have to be. 447 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,962 So be it. 448 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,381 Leadership is a cruel master. 449 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,009 We will torture everyone at court. 450 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,762 BOTH: What? Man, woman, and child will be tortured 451 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,222 until someone confesses. 452 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,473 Hopefully we find them early, 453 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,642 as we do have a banquet celebrating the war this evening. 454 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,561 That is an appalling idea. You can't hurt people like that. 455 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,647 I can. We torture people all the time. 456 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,024 Loosen a person's ball bag, it seems to loosen their tongue. 457 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,526 Oh, dear God. 458 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,070 It is a flaw to need their love, but I will take their fear instead. 459 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,655 I need to know if there is someone, 460 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:46,032 so this will find them efficiently, and speedily. 461 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,034 So it's actually a great idea. (CHUCKLES) 462 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,286 You are women, and this is men's things. 463 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,748 Surely suspects could be deduced over a very, very, 464 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,209 very long period of investigation. 465 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,878 And only then should you act as if there is a coup. 466 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,213 We're doing this. 467 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,007 The court could do with reminding how benevolent and fun, 468 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,801 and warwinning I usually am. 469 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,953 And they should know that I could be a fucking prick if I wished, instead. 470 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,623 (DOOR CLOSES) 471 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,625 (BANGS) 472 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,981 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 473 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,798 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 474 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,820 He's not seriously gonna do this. 475 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,698 He is. I'm 3:30, you're 3:15. 476 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,826 Shit! Arkady, we're on the list. 477 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,244 Me, too! 478 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:34,080 Fucking hell! We're loyal. His friends. 479 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:34,957 Why would he... 480 00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:36,398 (ALL CHATTERING) 481 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:43,715 He can't torture everyone. It is mad. 482 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:46,009 I don't mind a little ruthless. 483 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,118 But it does seem illadvised. 484 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,431 Must you watch? 485 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,683 Technically, I do not have to, but I enjoy it. 486 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,292 (URINATING) 487 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,880 Hmm. Nothing. 488 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,800 It does not always bloom directly, though. 489 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,572 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 490 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,282 He is to torture everyone. 491 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:11,225 I heard. Drink this. 492 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,119 We are not on the list. 493 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,747 I know. Everyone but us. 494 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,749 And Catherine. And Elizabeth. 495 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:19,667 He really loves us. 496 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:20,859 I know. 497 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,907 When my father used to gamble, I watched the men and their cards. 498 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,677 The good gamblers played the cards they were dealt. 499 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:32,180 The bad went mad waiting for an ace. 500 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,039 (GRIGOR SIGHS) Hoping. 501 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,602 You've been dealt a complicated woman. 502 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:38,752 And hand. 503 00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,606 But you must play the cards you've been dealt. Humph. 504 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,674 I love you with all my heart. 505 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,010 And soul. 506 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,906 (GROANS) If there is such a thing. 507 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,741 Haven't seen much evidence of it around here. 508 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,994 Oh. I feel a bit Groggy? I know. Jordansk. 509 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,854 (GRIGOR EXHALES, THEN SIGHS) 510 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,397 Wha... 511 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,274 What are you do... 512 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,526 (THUDS) 513 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,860 (CLATTERING) 514 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,890 So you all have to hold fast during torture. 515 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:19,102 Remember our glorious future, and hold to that day. 516 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:22,063 I, I'll, I'll just say it. I'll, I'll spill my guts. 517 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:26,067 I have a low pain threshold. Um, a medical condition, I think. 518 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:28,653 If they go for my balls, I'm not completely trustworthy, either. 519 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:31,573 What are you talking about? True. They come for your balls. 520 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:32,907 All bets are off. 521 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,076 We should practice some pain management. 522 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,495 (GRUNTS) Fuck! Are you drunk, Velementov? 523 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:41,291 A tiny bit. What's, what's in these mules, Voronsky? 524 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,792 Ooh, uh, some vodka. 525 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:43,752 Can you. 526 00:24:43,776 --> 00:24:45,360 ORLO: Leo, what are you even doing here? 527 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,463 Have you not fucked up enough already? 528 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,384 I mean, this, this is life and death. Not drinks and... fucking snacks. 529 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,469 Well, I just killed someone, so I'm well aware of that, Orlo. 530 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,513 And if I didn't kill him, we'd all be dead by now. 531 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,724 Well, if you hadn't told him it was her, you wouldn't have had to kill him. 532 00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:59,684 You all need to We need to fucking go kill Peter, 533 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,102 before this starts and he gets too prepared. 534 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,313 Marial might be right. I'll get a rock. 535 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,772 I Everyone stop. 536 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,900 We are not killing anyone. 537 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,234 We are not ready. 538 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,052 The pieces are not in place. 539 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,698 We will not fail because we panicked. 540 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:17,702 It's called responding to circumstances as they happen. 541 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,078 No. 542 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,647 We need to get him to believe the threat is over. 543 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,234 He will not stop until he finds the plotters. 544 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,214 We need to find him one. Or some. 545 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:31,007 We need a scapegoat. (DOOR OPENS) 546 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,658 Fuck! Guards! 547 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,244 (VELEMENTOV MUTTERS) 548 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:41,166 Remember, think of our glorious future, and not the searing pain in your balls. 549 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,981 (DOORS CLOSE) (DISTANT FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 550 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,359 I thought word "searing" was uncalled for. 551 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:50,236 (VELEMENTOV GRUNTS) 552 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:53,279 They do not inspire confidence in victory, our comrades. 553 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,222 They will. Just need aligning. 554 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:59,494 What do you seek here without asking entrance? 555 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,788 PETER: Uh, it's me! 556 00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:03,623 I was worried for your safety. 557 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:04,690 Come on. 558 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,548 You have a lot of guards. Indeed. 559 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,467 Fucking come for me, you'd die a lot first. 560 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,095 We will confine ourselves together until it is safe. 561 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,805 ARCHIE: Emperor! Archie. 562 00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:21,516 Yes, I'm in here. ARCHIE: Right. 563 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,144 I am to begin the interrogations. 564 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,188 Indeed. Fucking shake their souls, Archie. 565 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,231 ARCHIE: Will do. 566 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:31,025 I see a fruit bowl through there. Toss an apple over, will you? 567 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:33,135 Uh, right. 568 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,013 (CRUNCHES) 569 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,766 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 570 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,874 How are we supposed to enjoy the picnic? I can't judge their looks. 571 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:48,960 What is fucked about this job is you never fucking know. 572 00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:52,755 You know, my father always used to be hyper wary. Hyper scared. 573 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,550 And I told myself, in this, I would be different. 574 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,511 And instead, I'm a prisoner in my own palace. 575 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,388 I suppose you never know, when you are king, 576 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,015 whether loyalty and love is true. 577 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,310 Exactly. How does one live unsure of the love others have for them? 578 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,603 It is difficult. 579 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,146 It is fucking cruel. 580 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,610 It's how I used to feel about Mother, and now I feel it again. 581 00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:14,134 You just need to find the plotters. 582 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:16,988 Let your feelings focus your action. 583 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:20,891 That seems smart. Your hair is golden in the sun. 584 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,995 Like Archie, perhaps. 585 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:26,206 The Church is a powerful entity. 586 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,583 And they do not like your freethinking ways. 587 00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:31,753 He is often disdainful and does occasionally get yelly at me these days. 588 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:33,338 He called me evil. 589 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,006 And put his fingers inside me. 590 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,633 And put the raven in my room. 591 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,427 And does not fuck. That can do things to a man. 592 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,054 Indeed. 593 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:44,974 I suggest for safety, you place Archie under house arrest immediately. 594 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:47,310 We will find a malleable bishop in his group 595 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,396 who will send his forged sermons, sign his name to them, 596 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,691 and at some point, when you have found a loyal replacement, 597 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,901 kill him, 598 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,528 and we can go back to normal court life. 599 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,112 (CHUCKLING) 600 00:27:58,136 --> 00:27:59,280 Brilliant. 601 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:02,116 Once, you gave me a twig and were a doeeyed fool. 602 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,952 Now you want to kill the Patriarch. 603 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,603 Huh. I have never wanted to fuck you so much. 604 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,666 I care for you. That is all. 605 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,876 Huzzah. Let us go. 606 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,444 Where? See if you're right. 607 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,741 (CHAOS, PAINED YELLING AND SCREAMING) 608 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,412 (PUNCHES) (YELLS) 609 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,079 (YELPS) 610 00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:33,380 Oh. This looks great. 611 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,943 DR. CHEKHOV: Yes. We have five stations going at the moment, 612 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:39,154 working from left to right. We have fingernails, 613 00:28:39,178 --> 00:28:42,448 face eels, uh, medical chair, various, 614 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,201 and then a kind of mental torture. They walk in a small circle, 615 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,871 knowing a brick will drop on them at some point, 616 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:50,081 and they can save themselves by confessing. 617 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:51,374 (SMACKS) (THUDS) 618 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:55,628 Or not. And finally, uh, Colonel Tolsten just beats the shit out of them. 619 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:56,796 (GRUNTS) 620 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,798 Arkady. Hi! 621 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,741 Help me! 622 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,137 Oh, my God. Any confessions yet? 623 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:06,014 Not yet, but early days. 624 00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:08,850 Can someone mop the blood up? Someone could slip! 625 00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,792 (SLAPS) PETER: Archie! 626 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,189 You're up. Uh, no, I'm last. 627 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:17,859 4:45 on the schedule, sir. PETER: Uh, fuck that. Now. 628 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:20,445 What? PETER: Or is that a problem? Hmm? 629 00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:23,406 If so, we should discuss why it is. 630 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:25,057 Delighted. 631 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,101 (SNAPS) (GROANS) 632 00:29:29,478 --> 00:29:31,271 PETER: He doesn't seem in much pain. Come on. 633 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,398 ARCHIE: Do your worst. 634 00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:36,169 (GROANING) 635 00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,379 PETER: Are you plotting against me? 636 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,674 You have my love, and God's love. 637 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:46,262 I lay my pain before you with ecstatic joy. 638 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,597 Tolsten, 639 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,349 put your back into it. 640 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,683 (CHUCKLES) 641 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:51,851 (PUNCHES) (GRUNTS) 642 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:52,936 PETER: More! (ELIZABETH GRUNTS) 643 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,062 Harder! 644 00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:56,564 (PUNCHING, GROANING) Rip his fucking eyes out! 645 00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:58,233 How precise do you want me to be? 646 00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,734 Out in one, or are pieces okay? 647 00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:03,738 It's not me, but if you wish it, my eyes are yours. 648 00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:06,032 Use them to see the truth. 649 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:09,035 You'll give me your eyes? Nice. 650 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,162 I guess it's not you. 651 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,748 (DISTANT COMMOTION) (BABY CRYING) 652 00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,149 (WOMAN SHRIEKS) (PAINED SCREAMING) 653 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:25,218 Uh, Smolny. 654 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:28,245 You're next. Remove your shoes and wig, please. 655 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,543 It's my turn. 656 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,730 If you don't mind me jumping line, Count Smolny. 657 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,275 That'd be good, actually. Of course. 658 00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,485 PETER: What are you doing? You're not on the list. 659 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:46,114 Everyone's loyalty should be tested. I am next in line to the throne. 660 00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:48,032 A point I was about to make. 661 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:51,143 What are you doing? The court cannot think I'm part of this. 662 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:54,873 I know you are loyal. 663 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:58,459 It is best. The court must see you are being fair to all. 664 00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,152 I suppose so. Trust me. 665 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,465 Where would you like to begin? 666 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:05,949 (CLEARS THROAT) 667 00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,661 (WHISPERS) Fingernails grow back. 668 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,373 Fingernails. 669 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,352 Why are you betraying the Emperor? 670 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,563 I am not (SCREAMS) PETER: Stop! 671 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:20,899 Aah! So sorry. 672 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,942 (YELLS) I was already in motion, Emperor. 673 00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,468 Enough. No. 674 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:27,530 I will move to the brick. 675 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,014 (GROANS) 676 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,184 ARCHIE: You are pretty. 677 00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:36,206 I wonder if you still will be with mushed bones in your face. 678 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,750 Beauty is that which glows from within. 679 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:40,526 ARCHIE: He'll break your head open. 680 00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:48,408 (SCREAMS) It's you! 681 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:50,619 No. 682 00:31:51,954 --> 00:31:54,724 Hey. Ddon't throw that. 683 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,875 Catherine. Enough. 684 00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,465 (MEN SCREAMING) 685 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,851 ♪♪ 686 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,914 Oh, Arkady, you look rough. Come with me. 687 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:21,251 Tatyana, Smolny, I've arranged snacks, drinks, and treatments. 688 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,460 What a day, huh? 689 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,630 I can still see those eels stinging my face. 690 00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,757 Do I look terrible? Beautiful. 691 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,760 Aloe vera. Arkady, razored and salted. 692 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,887 Give it a good washout and some vodka on it. 693 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,932 Smolny. You look all right. (CHUCKLES) 694 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:38,208 I've had a hot probe in my ass. 695 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,436 We have some cushions laid out. 696 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:44,023 We are all as one today, realizing the Emperor's love for us is thin. 697 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:45,483 He must test our loyalty. 698 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:48,069 Fucking eels on my face, Arkady. I know. 699 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:51,013 Perhaps instead of testing our loyalty, he should just inspire it. 700 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:52,890 Some leaders would. 701 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,452 Aah! Cheese toasts! 702 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:59,271 (PAINED GRUNTING) Come on. Sit down. Sit down. 703 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,816 PETER: It hurts? It does. Indeed. 704 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:06,713 I should go to my apartments and rest. 705 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:09,299 No. It is safer if we're together. 706 00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,885 It's just hard not knowing what is going on out there. 707 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:14,137 That is the thing with being a leader. You give orders, 708 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:17,039 and you hope the fuckers carry them out, but you don't know. 709 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,142 We will cease worrying. 710 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,727 The torture will cough up the enemy. 711 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,920 In the meantime, I could play violin for you. 712 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,607 No. But thank you. 713 00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:27,358 Well, what will cheer you? 714 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:29,152 Let us get Grigor and George up here. 715 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,945 That is a good idea. 716 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:32,822 As I worry on Grigor. 717 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:36,159 He is strange. And he could do with cheering, too. 718 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:37,911 Hmm. 719 00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:41,897 Uh, your "hmm" being... Is that a yes or a no? 720 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,233 I think it's a grand idea. 721 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:49,863 (KISSING) 722 00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:53,617 (MOANS SOFTLY) 723 00:33:57,329 --> 00:33:59,224 Are you going to watch? 724 00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:00,892 I don't mean to impose. 725 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:03,895 If you wish to continue, I can just sit quietly and wait. 726 00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:05,814 Oh. I bet you can. 727 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,525 I remember you as a young rake about court. 728 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:11,027 Fucking Lady Svenska's brains out one week, 729 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,862 and Colonel Svenska's the next. 730 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,614 I was lost in the darkness. 731 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:16,866 (KISSING) As I hope to be, shortly. 732 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:20,102 What is it? I'm roused, and I need Can she... 733 00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:22,020 (SIGHS) 734 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:29,695 It is immoral, I redundantly point out. 735 00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:32,799 You know, as a young girl in church, 736 00:34:32,823 --> 00:34:35,927 I was fascinated by the icons of the saints bleeding. 737 00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:37,178 What's it called? 738 00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:39,514 Stigmata. Exactly. 739 00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:43,542 And then at 14, my blood came in, and I thought I might be a saint, too. 740 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:46,729 Perhaps all women are saints with their monthly stigmata. 741 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:49,631 Amusingly heretical. (ELIZABETH CHUCKLES) 742 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:55,679 Peter is becoming erratic. 743 00:34:56,305 --> 00:34:59,159 I worry on it. It will be destabilizing. 744 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:00,451 I know. I. 745 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:05,290 It is always coming, as you rightly pointed out. 746 00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:07,792 It'll never stop while he's in power. 747 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:11,296 What are you driving at? And be careful where you drive. 748 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,675 He is who he is, and it is a rocky road. 749 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,368 Regions are unhappy, military's unhappy... 750 00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:21,806 Someone comes for him, 751 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,767 and so possibly for us, too. 752 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:27,437 In terms of replacements, 753 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:31,340 uh, Catherine is a progressive. (SNIFFLES) 754 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:34,402 But she does not understand the country. 755 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:35,778 She has a good heart. 756 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,930 You are a progressive. 757 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:40,742 Mostly in your bedroom. 758 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,952 You understand the country. 759 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,705 Its need for stability, and... 760 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:48,082 you'll cut a throat, when a throat needs cutting. 761 00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:50,442 You worry too much. 762 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,130 He will prevail. He has his father's blood. 763 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,365 The country is going Galina! 764 00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:02,639 Be gone when I turn my back, Archie. 765 00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:04,039 (GALINA GIGGLING) 766 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:09,711 ♪♪ 767 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,674 (KISSING) (DOOR CLOSES) 768 00:36:22,307 --> 00:36:24,393 (BOTH GRUNTING) 769 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,023 (ROSTOV GROANS LOUDLY) 770 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,151 (BOTH PANTING) 771 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:38,156 (GRUNTS) (EXHALES) 772 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:40,450 (EXHAUSTED SIGH) 773 00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:44,246 (PANTING IN UNISON) 774 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,355 We should just kill him while she's trapped in there with him. 775 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,131 I know she won't. 776 00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:59,654 All this strategy and waiting drives me crazy. 777 00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:01,305 I should just go do it. 778 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,642 You know, I thought about it this morning before I went in to see him. 779 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,038 Just step forward and snap his neck. 780 00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:12,500 I would love to see that. And now he's heavily guarded. 781 00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:15,128 His hallways. Outside his quarters. 782 00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:17,154 He has a secret entrance, though. 783 00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:22,117 Really? The Empress told me of it. 784 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,431 Take me. 785 00:37:26,455 --> 00:37:27,664 Seriously? 786 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:29,875 (GEORGINA LAUGHS) (VIOLIN PLAYING) 787 00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:34,046 (PETER AND GEORGINA LAUGHING) 788 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,363 Did you know I have a secret gift, Grigor? 789 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:43,948 What's that? 790 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,618 (GRIGOR CRUNCHING) I can see into people. Their heads. 791 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:49,245 GRIGOR: Mm. And you know what? 792 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,772 When I look into yours, 793 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:54,816 I can see you want to kill Peter. 794 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:56,879 What? 795 00:37:56,903 --> 00:37:59,672 It makes sense. He didn't torture you. 796 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,549 He doesn't need to. 797 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:02,967 He tortures you every day. 798 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,844 (PETER AND GEORGINA LAUGHING) GRIGOR: No. 799 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:07,996 No, no, no, no. I love him. 800 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,225 He fucks her. 801 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:14,562 He eats fruits various from your wife's cunt on a daily basis. 802 00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,906 (VIOLIN PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) (PETER AND GEORGINA LAUGHING) 803 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:20,759 I can actually tell the season from her scent. 804 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:25,490 "Oh, quinces are in. Stone fruits arrive. 805 00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:28,725 Is that... raspberries?" 806 00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:35,333 No one would blame you if you just took that knife, 807 00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:38,878 walked over to him, and stabbed him in the heart right now. 808 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:41,113 (VIOLIN PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 809 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,179 What are you saying to him? 810 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,080 Do you want to kill the Emperor, Grigor? 811 00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:52,499 (GRIGOR CHUCKLES) 812 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:55,395 (GRIGOR LAUGHS) 813 00:38:55,419 --> 00:38:58,648 You are funny. You are very funny. 814 00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,442 You fucking German bitch! He is unwell. 815 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:03,778 I'm just trying to find the threat to my husband. 816 00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:04,988 GRIGOR: I need proper food. 817 00:39:05,012 --> 00:39:07,139 There is a buffet set. Oh. 818 00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:14,479 You are very sweet, but Grigor loves me. 819 00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:24,489 ♪♪ 820 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,345 You are more than what's between your legs. 821 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:31,389 Did you just call me a dumb whore? 822 00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:33,332 I more implied "smart whore." 823 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,603 Ooh! Ouch! 824 00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:39,355 Fucking corset! Are you hurt? 825 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,672 No. Dammit. 826 00:39:42,132 --> 00:39:46,196 I work the corridors of selfinterest using what assets I have. 827 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,656 Just like everyone in this fucking place. 828 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,368 What if it was not a place where a woman had to have a coy smile, 829 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:54,120 and a pliant cunt to survive? 830 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:57,773 I would say send me the address of such a land, and I will load my carriage. 831 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:10,202 I will see you later, Lady Marial. 832 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,793 Kill the cunt. 833 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:22,297 PETER: Ooh. First pears of the season. 834 00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,635 Mm. (CHOMPING) 835 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:29,823 (MUNCHING CONTINUES) 836 00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:31,932 I hate the way you eat pears. (THUDS) 837 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,954 You are acting fucking weird, and must cease it. 838 00:40:35,978 --> 00:40:39,332 I am holding my mind together with both hands and much fucking effort. 839 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,858 I do that for you. 840 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 And every time you fuck George, a piece of me burns. 841 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:49,283 Right. So it actually bothers you that I fuck George. 842 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:53,137 Wow. Well, I'll stop fucking her, then. 843 00:40:53,161 --> 00:40:55,664 Or maybe just... twice a year? 844 00:40:57,249 --> 00:40:59,477 I need to tell you something strange has happened. 845 00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:02,272 Catherine. You haven't noticed Catherine's eyes? 846 00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:04,732 Her hair? It is very gold, like the sun. 847 00:41:04,756 --> 00:41:07,777 And she thinks like me. So often today, she says it, 848 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,612 and I am like, "Exactly!" 849 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:12,532 And she cares more whether or not I die than I do. It is. 850 00:41:12,556 --> 00:41:13,640 You love her. 851 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:15,869 (LAUGHS) Hilarious, Grigor. 852 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,644 I would love it if you did. 853 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:21,648 Let us take them food. 854 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:25,193 Rostov. 855 00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:27,046 (DOOR OPENS) 856 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,530 Rostov. What the fuck? 857 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:33,011 (FIRING) (METAL CLANGING) 858 00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:34,828 (GEORGINA YELLING) (GRUNTING) 859 00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:37,098 (SLICING) 860 00:41:37,122 --> 00:41:38,850 (GRUNTING) PETER: Rude fucker. 861 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,894 Who else is in this? Just me. 862 00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:42,187 (GRUNTING, YELLING) 863 00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:43,980 Give me the chance, I'll kill you all! 864 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:46,357 (GRUNTING) PETER: Clearly you're not getting that chance. 865 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:47,358 (ROSTOV GRUNTS) 866 00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,360 (FLESH SLICING) 867 00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:50,737 (GAGGING) 868 00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:53,180 Learn to read a situation, idiot. 869 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:55,182 (THUDS) (GRUNTS) 870 00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:57,476 Fucker. 871 00:41:58,352 --> 00:41:59,937 All for a beard. 872 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:04,775 You all right? 873 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:06,568 Of course. 874 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,630 Huzzah. PETER: Humph. 875 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:10,215 The plotter is found. 876 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,199 You did not join us, my dear. 877 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:15,720 I froze. Apologies. 878 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,972 She is a beautiful mind. Not a hard fist. 879 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:19,831 She's not quite a Russian. 880 00:42:24,086 --> 00:42:25,712 (DOOR OPENS) 881 00:42:26,421 --> 00:42:28,674 (DISTANT PAINED YELLING) 882 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,717 (WOMAN SOBBING) 883 00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:35,198 Could have been worse. You next? 884 00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:36,616 ORLO: After the break. 885 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,036 They can't find a ball clamp, so that's helpful. 886 00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,371 Ah, shit. 887 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,063 They found it. (CLINKING) 888 00:42:44,064 --> 00:42:48,402 Setting it to extrasmall, so, uh, probably you. 889 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:53,615 I have power and influence in this court, and it grows. 890 00:42:54,783 --> 00:42:57,512 So, mark my fucking words. 891 00:42:57,536 --> 00:43:00,348 They come near my balls, my eyes, or my cock, 892 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:04,144 I will pick their lives apart after this, increment by increment, 893 00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:06,563 until they have nothing. They are nothing. 894 00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:08,314 Everyone they love is in pain. 895 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:11,800 Pain that is not over in 15 minutes, but lasts years. 896 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:15,613 Fuck, yeah. Lay that on 'em. 897 00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:17,306 (GRUNTS) Here I go. 898 00:43:19,099 --> 00:43:21,393 It's over. They found him. 899 00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:24,354 (ORLO GROANS SOFTLY) 900 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:37,951 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 901 00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:49,880 (DOOR CLOSES) 902 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:55,594 ♪♪ 903 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:06,313 ARCHIE: What is it? Just need to, um... 904 00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:11,735 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 905 00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:17,824 (DOOR CLOSES) ARCHIE: Rostov. 906 00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:21,286 Were you involved in that? 907 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:24,724 Um... 908 00:44:24,748 --> 00:44:27,101 You knew about this? 909 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:29,896 Marial, are you mad? I am. 910 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,981 I can't be a servant anymore. 911 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:33,966 What was the plan? 912 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,694 Kill Peter. 913 00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:38,321 Take over himself, I think. 914 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:41,407 And you thought you'd get your stuff back like that. 915 00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,368 Girl, think! 916 00:44:43,392 --> 00:44:45,036 I am too shaky to think. 917 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,539 If you knew about Rostov, and what he was doing, 918 00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:49,481 you should have betrayed him to the Emperor! 919 00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:53,962 You'd be Lady Marial right now. He'd be just as dead as he is. 920 00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:56,029 (CHUCKLES) Right. 921 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,740 I hadn't thought of that. 922 00:45:00,826 --> 00:45:02,077 Well... 923 00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:08,458 God lights the way for me, 924 00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:12,880 so that I can see all the angles and permutations. 925 00:45:19,178 --> 00:45:20,446 Does it hurt? 926 00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:22,949 It's nothing. Everything heals. 927 00:45:22,973 --> 00:45:24,617 Tell that to Rostov. 928 00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,870 They descended on him in a millisecond. 929 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:30,540 No fear. Just fury, and savagery. 930 00:45:30,564 --> 00:45:33,376 You sound almost impressed. Fucking monsters. 931 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,735 It just struck me. 932 00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,196 How ready they are to act. 933 00:45:38,822 --> 00:45:42,886 Half my day was sending others to act on my behalf, and hope it went well. 934 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:45,013 Apologies again on the Gorky thing. 935 00:45:45,037 --> 00:45:47,497 No. I've seen how you acted. 936 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:50,810 I must be that. 937 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:52,228 This is Russia. 938 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:53,587 Until you build a new one. 939 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:55,923 So now you believe in a new one. 940 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,966 Coming around to the idea. 941 00:46:03,555 --> 00:46:05,474 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 942 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,520 PETER: Stop. 943 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:11,915 Oh. Evening. 944 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:15,627 We are free. The guards can surely go. 945 00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:18,922 Ah, yes. They smell rank, as well. Go. 946 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,656 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 947 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:25,220 Tonight, we feast on lobsters, with hog and sage bread sauce, 948 00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:27,454 with Dom Perignon. Mm. Marvelous. 949 00:46:27,913 --> 00:46:31,768 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 950 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,293 (CHATTER STOPS) 951 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:41,385 Oh, shit. They look angry. 952 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:45,138 CATHERINE: They do, indeed. 953 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,739 (CHAIRS SLIDING) 954 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:09,055 PETER: Well. What a day. 955 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,247 (CHUCKLES) 956 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:13,268 I suppose we all learned something today. 957 00:47:13,292 --> 00:47:15,353 LEO: Bloody flesh hurts when salted. 958 00:47:15,377 --> 00:47:18,797 PETER: (CHUCKLES) Brilliant, Leo. It is good to laugh about it. 959 00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:26,865 I thank you all for your loyalty, and we will celebrate it. 960 00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:30,243 The plotter is dead. Huzzah! GRIGOR: Huzzah. 961 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:33,228 (LIGHT CLAPPING) (COUGHING) 962 00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:36,332 Uh, okay. Uh, well... 963 00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:38,835 Uh, enjoy the hog. Um... 964 00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:40,587 Pear soufflé, for dessert. 965 00:47:40,611 --> 00:47:42,196 First pears of the season. 966 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:45,508 Okay. 967 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:46,825 (CHAIR SLIDING) 968 00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:54,750 (CHAIR SLIDING) 969 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:02,633 I look at you all... 970 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:05,928 and my heart breaks. 971 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:08,990 For your pain. 972 00:48:09,014 --> 00:48:10,766 For your sorrows. 973 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,940 But I also see, externally... 974 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,529 signs of what we all carry inside us, every day... 975 00:48:25,197 --> 00:48:27,241 and is normally unseen. 976 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:31,411 Wounds. 977 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,622 Pain. 978 00:48:34,248 --> 00:48:36,375 Hardships. 979 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,460 Betrayals. 980 00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:43,590 And also love. 981 00:48:45,342 --> 00:48:49,763 For today, you are all as one. 982 00:48:52,307 --> 00:48:56,562 And when you look at each other, recognize it. 983 00:48:57,312 --> 00:49:00,691 Understand, we are all Russians. 984 00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:05,922 In our pain, and in our sorrows. 985 00:49:05,946 --> 00:49:08,282 In our simple hopes for less pain... 986 00:49:09,408 --> 00:49:11,493 and less wounded future. 987 00:49:14,371 --> 00:49:16,850 For a future where our hearts sing, 988 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:20,252 and rush with joy at the country we build. 989 00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,400 One where we trust in each other, 990 00:49:25,424 --> 00:49:28,719 knowing we are bonded by our love for Russia. 991 00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:37,519 And our joy in a brand new future. 992 00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:43,835 Huzzah. 993 00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:45,837 (CHAIR SLIDES) LEO: Huzzah. 994 00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:47,905 (LIGHT APPLAUSE) 995 00:49:50,866 --> 00:49:52,826 (ALL APPLAUDING) 996 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,585 (LOUD APPLAUSE) 997 00:50:05,547 --> 00:50:07,025 (GLASS SHATTERING) 998 00:50:07,049 --> 00:50:08,649 ALL: Huzzah! (SHATTERING, GLASS CLINKING) 999 00:50:09,801 --> 00:50:11,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1000 00:50:15,098 --> 00:50:17,035 You were marvelous at cheering them. 1001 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:19,245 It looked as if the torture may have got them down. 1002 00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:21,480 Humph. Good night's sleep and they'll be fine. 1003 00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:24,667 You could have mentioned me in your speech. 1004 00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:27,504 I didn't? I was sure I did. 1005 00:50:27,528 --> 00:50:29,196 Ah, think nothing of it. 1006 00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:31,240 Goodnight. 1007 00:50:33,825 --> 00:50:37,746 You know, I'm a bit sad that our confinement is finished. 1008 00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:39,706 That is sweet. 1009 00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:41,875 Um... 1010 00:50:43,168 --> 00:50:46,255 (STAMMERS) I have odd feelings... 1011 00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:48,858 for you. 1012 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:50,235 For me? 1013 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:52,010 It is strange, but... 1014 00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:56,139 I may love you. 1015 00:50:57,266 --> 00:50:59,685 I want to touch your hair, and... 1016 00:51:08,527 --> 00:51:09,695 Goodnight. 1017 00:51:10,529 --> 00:51:11,613 Goodnight. 1018 00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:16,368 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 1019 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:28,589 ♪♪ 1020 00:51:38,807 --> 00:51:42,895 ♪♪ 1021 00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:53,572 ("NEW WORLD COMING" BY MAMA CASS) 1022 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:03,641 ♪ There's a new world coming ♪ 1023 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:07,770 ♪ And it's just around the bend ♪ 1024 00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:12,400 ♪ There's a new world coming ♪ 1025 00:52:12,424 --> 00:52:16,821 ♪ This one's coming to an end ♪ 1026 00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:21,117 ♪ There's a new voice calling ♪ 1027 00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:25,538 ♪ You can hear it if you try ♪ 1028 00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:29,876 ♪ And it's growing stronger ♪ 1029 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:35,072 ♪ With each day that passes by ♪ 1030 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:40,512 ♪ There's a brand new morning ♪ 1031 00:52:40,536 --> 00:52:45,058 ♪ Rising clear and sweet and free ♪ 1032 00:52:45,082 --> 00:52:49,521 ♪ There's a new day dawning ♪ 1033 00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:53,817 ♪ That belongs to you and me ♪ 1034 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:58,071 ♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪ 1035 00:52:58,095 --> 00:53:02,116 ♪ The one we've had visions of ♪ 1036 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:06,538 ♪ Coming in peace, Coming in joy ♪ 1037 00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:10,566 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 1038 00:53:24,037 --> 00:53:28,351 ♪ Yes a new world's coming ♪ 1039 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:32,230 ♪ The one we've had visions of ♪ 1040 00:53:32,254 --> 00:53:36,693 ♪ Coming in peace, Coming in joy ♪ 1041 00:53:36,717 --> 00:53:40,905 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 1042 00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:45,326 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 1043 00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:47,561 ♪ Coming in love... ♪