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(MOANING PLEASURABLY)
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(MOANS)
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(MOANING)
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(PANTING)
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(DISTANT BELLS TOLLING)
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CATHERINE: We will have free bread
and medicine for all,
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education and art for all.
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Every Russian heart will be full of joy,
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their stomach full of food,
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and their mind full of ideas.
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This is Russia.
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Well, what does that mean?
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It needs to be believable.
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We must aim high.
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No, he's right.
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"No one will rape you
or kill your children,
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and occasionally there will be some bread"
would be enough.
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Oh, so far, I've written
a 74page treatise.
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I thought perhaps some Montaigne.
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I got stuck on Machiavelli.
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Read in the French translation,
he says the ends justify the means.
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But in the original Italian,
he merely asks.
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(SHATTERING)
Oh, sorry!
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I was holding... holding the tray,
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and then I fell asleep
listening to you both.
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Is this a coup or a fucking book club?
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(THWACKS)
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The blini must be lighter,
with a hint, a fucking hint,
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of rosemary,
not a fucking ballbag of it.
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I think it is right.
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Strong is good.
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Maybe you're right, Louis.
Let me check again.
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(SPITS)
(THWACKS)
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Turns out, no.
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How's this for your speech?
Something like this:
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"My father, Peter the Great,
was a leader like none before,
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"who catapulted Russia
to a greatness hitherto
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"never seen on this Earth.
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Without parallel, a man who bestrode
the lands like a colossus".
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Oh, shut up, Arkady.
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You don't like it?
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I do not remember the new rule
where I justify why I tell you to shut up.
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Do you?
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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I hate these fuckers.
PETER: Who?
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The generals, your father's buddies.
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When we were kids, what assholes.
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No. No, marvelous men,
and they must have a great day.
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It will be a grand day,
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that honors your father
and reflects glory on you.
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If we get the fucking
blini right, it will.
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Leo Voronsky.
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Oh. Forgot all about him.
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Emperor, it's an honor.
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PETER: Of course it is.
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Show us your cock. (SIGHS)
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Of course.
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(GEORGINA GASPS)
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Marvelous.
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George?
Indeed.
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Chaps?
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(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
PETER: Hmm. Brilliant.
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Come.
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♪♪
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PETER: Mm.
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Why do we not just kill him?
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Next time he is on you,
stab him in the face.
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I in the back, Orlo cuts his throat,
and then you are empress,
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and I am Lady Marial.
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The end.
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ORLO:
But it it is not so simple.
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We need the church to ratify her
to the whole of Russia
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from the pulpit after,
so they must support her.
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And if Ivan is alive,
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we need a sympathetic military,
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for if we kill him before
that is all in place,
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then the military and others
may get behind Ivan,
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and run over Catherine in the process.
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No one even knows where Ivan is.
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Who is Ivan?
MARIAL: Ivan is Peter's halfbrother,
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bastard son to Peter the Great.
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His supporters tried to take the throne
after Peter first came to power.
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I will find out where he is.
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How?
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Cleverly.
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I suspect we need a year
to get our pamphlets just right.
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It's no wonder you never fuck anyone.
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You you cannot speak to me like that.
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Because I am a serf?
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Because it's rude.
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How dare you!
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You just walk into my chambers, sir.
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I I would have ridden,
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but my horse has trouble with stairs.
Empress?
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Orlo, what are you doing here?
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Uh He brought me a book.
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Uh, I, I thought the empress
would be interested.
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Oh, God, you're dull. Get out.
ORLO: Sir.
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(PETER SIGHS)
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I have brought you a gift.
I promised you a lover.
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A lover?
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It is thoughtful of me, I agree.
This is Leo.
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His father, Sergei, was
a famous ladies' man.
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Leo is smart, reads books,
recites sonnets,
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can hunt with the best,
enjoys fine wines and offal,
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and has a pretty big cock.
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ADDED ADVANTAGE: Had mumps as a child,
so is sterile. Huzzah.
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I hope you like him.
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Make her happy, or else.
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Must dash. Big day.
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You may go, sir.
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You I'd rather not.
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I do not care. I said you may go.
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I'd rather stay a while,
so at least he thought it went well,
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if you don't mind.
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And if you do,
I cordially invite you to my execution
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and wish we'd known
each other better. (CHUCKLES)
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Fine.
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Just...
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sit there.
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I thank you.
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We were listening. Is that your lover?
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Apparently.
Mmm, he is very goodlooking.
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I did not notice.
Hmm.
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It is disgusting that he would
just give me a lover,
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like I am an animal to be serviced.
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Well, you would be serviced well.
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He's a Voronsky,
they are wellknown lovers.
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Really?
Mm. His father was legendary.
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ORLO: Fuck.
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The very week we start our adventure,
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Peter gifts you this man.
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He is wellknown to insert spies
into situations.
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I've seen him do it before.
Oh, fuck. Maybe he knows.
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And I was there and we had
our pamphlets everywhere. Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ Orlo, relax.
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Peter does not know.
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He could not.
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I will give him back.
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How? He's Peter's gift.
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Cleverly.
(DOOR OPENS)
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Empress, you wanted to know when
the dresses for the ladies' tea arrived.
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(EXCITED CHATTERING)
Oh, it's great!
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That is very nice.
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(WOMAN LAUGHS)
Hmm.
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(LAUGHS)
LADY SVENSKA: Oh.
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Empress, do you like it?
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Mm. It looks marvelous.
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You will stand out.
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As I always do.
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Come on.
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It's very big.
Did it have to be so big?
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ELIZABETH: Of course.
Your father was an exceptional man.
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I remember when I was 17
and he'd look at me at dinner.
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It was like the very air
around me thinned,
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and I could not breathe.
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One day, he just walked
into the room I was in, and...
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locked eyes on mine, and I knew.
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And I just lifted up my dress
and bent over the table,
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and he came and took me.
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My firstever time.
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God.
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I'm wet at the thought of it.
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You perhaps did not need
to hear that story.
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I knew it. I was there.
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What?
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In the room.
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Playing soldiers in the corner.
ELIZABETH: Really?
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PETER: Mm.
How strange.
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Fucking suit's too tight.
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You, too, will grow into a great leader.
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He didn't think so.
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ELIZABETH:
He challenged you, that is all.
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Meet it.
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(DISTANT BELLS TOLLING)
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It's too big.
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(MUTTERS): Fucking thing.
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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ORLO: Know anything about this lover
the emperor has given Catherine?
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What? Lover?
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That is immoral and disgusting.
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Poor child.
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So you did not know?
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It is not a gambit of some sort?
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A spy on her?
(DOORS OPEN)
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HERALD: The Emperor! Empress!
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(DOORS CLOSE)
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Thank you for the gift.
Hmm. Did you try him yet?
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It is very kind,
but I do not need a lover.
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I have you.
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Our fucking is as dull
as a beaver chomping at a log.
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You need a lover. It will cheer you.
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Grigor, how happy does it make me
to fuck your wife?
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It seems to be a constant source of joy.
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And that is exactly what I wish for you.
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Here they come. Shut up.
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Give me some of your medals.
What?
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Give me some of your fucking medals.
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(SIGHS)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Welcome home.
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The Russian fighting man
is the greatest in the world.
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I have created a rosemary blini,
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stuffed with chicken hearts,
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representing those evil,
blond Swedish fucks.
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We will munch on their tasty hearts.
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ALL: Huzzah!
And then,
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wash it down with a black,
pepper vodka that my father loved,
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as he loved you all.
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Huzzah. To Peter the Great.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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To me. Peter the...
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Me!
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ALL: Huzzah!
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Gentlemen, while the Swedes
tend their wounded for a day or two
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before we crush them properly,
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we will eat and drink,
and celebrate our greatness.
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Huzzah.
ALL: Huzzah!
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It went well, did you think, Grigor?
It was a triumph.
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If I might brief you
on the military briefing, sir.
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I am an instinctive military genius
as my father before me.
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I need no briefing.
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Yes, indeed.
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I have, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
come to understand that you've
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gifted a lover to the empress, sir.
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I would like to offer my services
in this regard,
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if this one does not work out
and a replacement is required.
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(BOTH SNICKERING)
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Grigor, did you...?
I did.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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That's rich, Velementov.
Oh, bravo, sir.
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I, I feel, uh...
PETER: Can you imagine?
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This warthog with his tiny cock
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that spurts only vodka on top of the
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(BOTH CACKLING)
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You have cheered me, no end. Bravo.
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Indeed. A remarkable jape from me.
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(GRIGOR LAUGHING)
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CATHERINE: Aunt Elizabeth.
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Darling Catherine.
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Look at that smile.
Mm.
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It's a lifesaver, isn't it?
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Indeed.
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Look at these fish.
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I used to watch them,
thinking them quite content.
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Now I realize they've gone
completely fucking mad.
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Who's Ivan?
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Who mentioned dear Ivan?
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I overheard someone. I don't know who.
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I am still new,
and I'm rather slow to learn names.
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But it did seem
a somewhat thrilling mystery.
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ELIZABETH: As you were.
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I have the only key.
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Ivan!
Lizzy!
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(DOOR CLOSES)
Cake!
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ELIZABETH: Oh!
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This is Catherine.
The empress.
258
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Lovely to meet you.
259
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Do you like my pictures?
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Marvelous.
261
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(CHALK SCRAPING)
262
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Getting so big.
263
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We must go now.
264
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,184
Is Peter coming to see me?
265
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He's very busy.
I won't stab him.
266
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I haven't even hidden a knife anywhere.
267
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Of course you haven't.
You're far too sweet.
268
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My mother?
269
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Still abroad.
270
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Catherine, come visit me again.
271
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I will.
272
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Fucking promise it!
273
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Darling! Darling!
Rude.
274
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:58,898
Sorry. I just want someone to play with.
275
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ELIZABETH:
Of course you do, darling.
276
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I'll be back later.
277
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(LOCK CLICKING)
He is a danger to us.
278
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I suppose we should kill him,
279
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,944
but he is sort of family,
and we are sentimental.
280
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,323
But now there is you, and soon an heir.
281
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,384
Thank you for showing me.
282
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,095
Oh, you are my family.
I will show you everything.
283
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,139
Including how to find happiness here,
284
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,184
and you will bear us an heir
and strengthen our line.
285
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,085
But you must also know where danger lies.
286
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,963
Oh.
287
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,985
If you see who was talking about him,
you point them out to me.
288
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,677
Indeed.
289
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,115
MEN: Huzzah!
(POUNDING)
290
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Gentlemen, let us begin.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
291
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The Swede First, a toast.
292
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To our friend and leader,
293
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the emperor's father, Peter the Great.
294
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ALL: Huzzah!
295
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I have a new one, in his honor.
296
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ALL: Booya! Booya!
297
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:13,431
I also have the Swede's nose
who scratched me, in a bag!
298
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,725
ALL: Booya! Booya!
299
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,394
TOLSTEN: To our brave Russian fighting men
from my battalion,
300
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,438
who have won a battle on the field,
301
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opening up a chance of victory!
302
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PETER: No, if we
(ALL YELLING)
303
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COLONEL SVENSKA:
My battalion, outnumbered two to one,
304
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,698
ran these fuckers into a ravine,
305
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,867
and then we just waited
above them for days,
306
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,411
till the fuckers went mad
and shot themselves.
307
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,955
(ALL LAUGHING)
308
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,107
(MEN SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
309
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,571
Can we start?
310
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,740
Indeed.
311
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,720
Focus up. The Swedes are here,
312
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here, and here.
313
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,833
Now, I suggest Give me that.
314
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,920
When I started this war against Sweden,
it was because...
315
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,341
Well, my father beat them, and I...
316
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:11,364
and the Swedes are fucking
depraved animals, as is well known.
317
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:15,201
Blond, moose buggering,
lingonberry gorging, humorless fucks,
318
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,537
with a seaport we would do well to have.
319
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:21,291
But then, instead of winning,
you allow us to be pushed back,
320
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,668
so they are now in Russia itself.
321
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,129
It's a fucking mess, to summarize.
322
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,822
So I have a plan.
323
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,702
I say we...
324
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,266
come from here, through here,
325
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,935
split our forces in four, all at once,
326
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,021
probably at night, so they cannot see us.
327
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,439
Maybe we have horses,
328
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,774
although they are noisy,
so maybe we just run there.
329
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,610
Then, at dawn, when they are breakfasting
330
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,403
with cock in one hand
and brioche in other,
331
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,615
we attack and destroy them,
winning the war in one morning.
332
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,058
Huzzah!
(PANTS)
333
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,246
It's an interesting idea.
334
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,957
It is genius. Pick it apart if you can,
you fat fuck.
335
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,168
Huh. Booya!
336
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,652
VELEMENTOV: Well...
337
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,132
Sir, this is a river, 11 feet deep,
338
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,326
which you wish our men to cross.
339
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,498
Boats.
340
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,145
Carry boats?
341
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,357
Yes.
May slow us down somewhat, sir,
342
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,734
making us susceptible to attack.
343
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:33,488
Also, this is an open plain.
344
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,390
It cannot be approached by stealth.
345
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,455
At night, wearing back.
346
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,874
Or green, if the grass is tall.
347
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,651
(ALL LAUGHING)
348
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,575
The emperor has given us
much food for thought.
349
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,472
I will lay out my plan and incorporate
350
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,541
some of the emperor's fine thoughts.
351
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,295
Huzzah.
352
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,338
ALL: Huzzah!
353
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,404
Just sound it out.
354
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,948
Ti... gers?
355
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,324
Tigers...
356
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,951
Yes.
357
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,329
Like to eat... people.
358
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,248
Yes! (LAUGHS)
359
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,607
Thank you.
360
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,666
You could at least unwrap him
before you send him back.
361
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,772
I have far more important things to do.
362
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,299
Being empress is wasted on you.
363
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,470
I met Ivan.
Fuck.
364
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,408
Where?
In the palace!
365
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,702
Locked away and heavily guarded.
366
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,412
So we need the military.
367
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:08,815
In fact, why not Velementov himself,
the leader of the military?
368
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,336
He has a shine for me, I believe.
369
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,213
The drooling gives it away, I think.
370
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,406
We must tell Orlo.
He must work on them, too.
371
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:19,868
(CATHERINE SIGHS)
372
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,341
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
373
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,363
Oh. Hello.
374
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,281
What did my husband say to you?
375
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,575
He said I was to make you happy,
376
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,285
said it was important to him.
377
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,371
And that is all?
LEO: There was more.
378
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,499
He said if you showed any animation
at all while we were doing it
379
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,417
emit a noise, stir a limb, puff a breath
380
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,253
he would give me a thousand rubles,
381
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,405
bronze my manhood
and put it on display in a museum.
382
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,217
And what did you say to that?
383
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,512
I said I thought it would just be nice
if Russia had a museum.
384
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,829
(CHUCKLES)
385
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,559
I see.
386
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,394
And why did he choose you?
387
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,937
You are friends, I assume?
388
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,981
I have met him twice, through my father.
389
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,649
The famous lover.
390
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,985
It is to undersell him.
He was a fascinating man,
391
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,404
who loved women, music, wine,
392
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:23,533
and sitting a field watching
starlings swirl at sunset with his son.
393
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,578
But the ladies' man
seems to be what has stuck.
394
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,729
So, you are a professional lover also.
395
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,748
(LAUGHS)
396
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,333
Do not laugh at me.
397
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,627
I will share the joke
and then we will laugh together.
398
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:39,299
As I take it you do not desire a lover,
I will let you in on my secret.
399
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,885
I have only had sex once,
400
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,720
with my drunk and very sweet,
401
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,306
very plump cousin who rather
forced herself upon me.
402
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,807
It was not unpleasant, I suppose,
403
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,435
but I really had no idea what I was doing.
404
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,354
Your father did not educate you?
Not really.
405
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,608
He was a big believer
in discovery, and adventure,
406
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,759
and said he would not
deprive me of either.
407
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,988
Do you aim to charm me?
408
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,032
I would like not to be killed,
of course.
409
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,450
But I cannot guess what will charm you,
410
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,076
as I cannot really guess
what will save me.
411
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,329
One must simply live
and hope it goes well
412
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,646
and is fun while one does it.
413
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,941
Unless I should try to charm you.
414
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,629
Actually, I will try.
415
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,822
It'll be fun,
albeit possibly fatal if it goes awry.
416
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:25,303
I know, a lover should,
of course, bring a gift.
417
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,263
But you have not.
418
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,956
I have indeed.
419
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,479
You have made an error.
420
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:37,130
It is not a gift. It is a peach.
421
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,943
When you eat it,
you should put it into your mouth,
422
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,403
bite it once, tip your head back,
423
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,472
and let the juice run into your throat.
424
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,017
I know how to eat a peach.
425
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,895
I will never underestimate you again.
426
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,845
Mmm!
427
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,596
Extraordinary!
428
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,016
The juice runs in and pools at the throat,
429
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,478
and then gushes down,
like a waterfall of sweetness.
430
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,213
(BOTH LAUGHING)
431
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,681
You may stay the night.
432
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,786
Sleep on the chaise.
433
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,663
Then in the morning, I shall go to Peter,
434
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,832
thank him for you, say you were pleasant.
435
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,482
You shall be safe, and we will be done.
436
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,234
Grand.
437
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,488
(LAUGHTER, LIVELY CHATTERING)
438
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,508
(GRUNTS)
439
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,075
MAN: Come on!
440
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,208
So he is gone? The spy?
CATHERINE: Yes, I said I would.
441
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:58,229
Regardless, we must make
some headway with the military.
442
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:02,192
Not lay it out proper,
but begin preparing the ground.
443
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,985
Finally some action.
444
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,053
Is this the best time? Uh...
445
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,990
In vino veritas, Orlo.
446
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,432
Go forth.
447
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,893
(RETCHING)
448
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,664
(GLASS SHATTERING)
449
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,399
(LIVELY CHATTERING)
450
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,256
(DISTANT CLATTERING)
451
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,758
Fuckers.
452
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:30,887
And who paints a river green?
Hmm? Who does that?
453
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,556
Blue, they are fucking blue,
traditionally.
454
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,309
Why don't we play some music?
455
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,960
I need a name, too.
456
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:40,379
Peter the...
457
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,943
What can I be?
GRIGOR: Uh...
458
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,361
Peter the Fun.
459
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,238
Peter the Masterful.
460
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:51,074
ARKADY: Uh, Peter the Terrible.
461
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,284
I want something inspiring, Arkady.
462
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,995
It is inspiring. It inspires fear.
463
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:59,791
TATYANA: And has a rich history,
everyone loves the terribles.
464
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:01,751
Just fuck off, all of you.
465
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,318
I have my speech tomorrow.
466
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,872
♪♪
467
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,978
(DOOR CLOSES)
468
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,604
(MUTTERS)
469
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,939
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
470
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,566
(CLATTERING)
471
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,175
(GRUNTS)
472
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,887
CATHERINE: Oh. Velementov?
473
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,782
I thought this was the library.
474
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,184
I'm completely lost in this palace.
475
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:38,854
(PANTING): Empress, it is an honor.
476
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:42,750
Perhaps it is fate.
I have wanted to talk to you.
477
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,086
And I, you. Good God.
478
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,796
You're luminous,
479
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:50,592
luminous, with luminosity.
480
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,302
Why, thank you.
481
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,889
You remind me of my father.
I'm, uh...
482
00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:59,100
I'm younger, I'm sure, and, uh...
483
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:02,044
and in the prime of manhood.
484
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:05,714
Uh... drink?
485
00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,527
(Catherine sighs)
486
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,530
He was a serious military man.
487
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:16,868
Uh... often frustrated
by the leaders of the country.
488
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:20,580
Indeed. Then we are alike.
489
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:24,918
Exactly. A good military man
is happy to spill men's blood
490
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,295
but not waste men's blood.
491
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,963
Have I read you wrong?
492
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,490
You are... vision.
493
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:37,972
Your skin is...
494
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:41,267
(WEEPING, SNIFFLING)
495
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,919
Are you weeping?
A little, yes.
496
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,047
Your beauty hurts.
497
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,859
Right.
I...
498
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:53,446
If we had a philosophy,
a criteria for action,
499
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,115
I just wonder what a difference
that would make.
500
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:59,244
Mm.
I feel a kinship with you.
501
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:01,371
I do, too.
Ooh!
502
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,457
Aah! Get off!
503
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:08,086
Empress, I will unprise my member.
504
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:11,256
Oh, God. You will get off me!
505
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,091
(VELEMENTOV MOANS)
(CATHERINE GRUNTS)
506
00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:16,368
(VELEMENTOV SNORING LOUDLY)
507
00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:22,475
(VELEMENTOV GROANS)
What is that... wet?
508
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:26,271
I pissed myself.
Oh! Ugh!
509
00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:29,440
Let me lie here a little
and gather my energies,
510
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:34,362
before I unleash a storm of passion!
511
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,305
(GRUNTS) Fucker!
Ooh!
512
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:40,267
(GRUNTING)
513
00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:43,037
(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
514
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,874
(GRUNTING)
(THUDDING)
515
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:48,817
Get... them... down!
516
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:55,324
(MEN SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
517
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:10,005
(LAUGHING, NOISY CHATTERING)
518
00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:17,739
Anton. How goes it?
519
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,617
Disastrously.
How was the briefing?
520
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,494
Interesting, I heard.
521
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,496
The guy's a fucking idiot.
Shh.
522
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,438
You are drunk.
523
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,044
Hahave you met the new empress?
524
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,463
I heard she's a bitch.
No, no, no. Not at all.
525
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,341
She is one of a kind.
526
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:38,200
I, I will make an introduction.
527
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,411
(ORLO CHUCKLES)
528
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:47,000
(CRICKETS CHIRRING)
529
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:07,020
Shall I dress you for bed
or just oil you down?
530
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,626
How was your evening?
Avoided rape.
531
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:14,027
You?
Same.
532
00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:17,298
If anyone ever invents something
easier than buttons,
533
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,199
we are all in trouble.
534
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,122
You may go.
535
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,462
(DOORS CLOSE)
536
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,007
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
537
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:47,829
But if we put the pavilion
near the river,
538
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:51,291
we can just laze and watch,
539
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:55,253
and then just fall off it, naked,
into the cool water.
540
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:56,653
Poetry.
541
00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:59,299
I was going to ask him
542
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:01,634
to let us go there next month
for a few weeks.
543
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,328
He will not.
We can ask.
544
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,663
Of course.
545
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:14,939
PETER: Hey.
546
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,840
You're up. Good.
547
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,301
GRIGOR: Uh...
548
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,395
Are you all right?
Of course.
549
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,898
Do you need to talk?
550
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:35,275
I'll just sleep.
551
00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:41,633
(DISTANT CLATTERING, LAUGHTER)
552
00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,176
Fuckers.
553
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,203
(DISTANT WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
554
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:52,668
♪♪
555
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,054
(DOOR OPENS)
556
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:07,140
Ah, my dearest Grigor, there you are.
557
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,561
We did not wish to wake you.
558
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:12,896
Kindness itself.
559
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,042
You have a loose hair, actually.
560
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:17,585
(GROANS)
561
00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,295
Ow. Brutal.
562
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,172
Apologies, but it is a big day.
563
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,633
PETER: Yes it is. I feel good.
564
00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:26,827
You're my dearest friends. Embrace me.
565
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,629
(GRIGOR GRUNTS)
566
00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:45,947
Grigor and I thought
we might go to the country,
567
00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,907
to our estate for a month.
568
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,326
Right.
We have some building to check on.
569
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,413
And we'd love to bring you back
the first quinces of the season.
570
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,814
GEORGINA: Hmm? All right. Sure.
571
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,070
LEO: What are you writing?
572
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:05,699
CATHERINE:
Nothing. Just... a letter.
573
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,410
You must miss home.
574
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,224
Yes. I do.
575
00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:15,226
Tea, sir.
576
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,769
LEO: Thank you, Vlad.
577
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,022
Is Vlad short for Vladimir
or long for Vla?
578
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,232
Oh! Aah!
Aahha.
579
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:22,775
Oh.
580
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:26,613
I'm so sorry.
We cannot blame you for gravity, Vlad.
581
00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:28,698
VLAD: For...? Whwhat is...?
582
00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:31,016
This is gravity, Vlad.
583
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,954
(SHATTERS)
Everything comes down, Vlad.
584
00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:36,831
Unseen forces at work.
585
00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:39,459
What about a plate?
(SHATTERS)
586
00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:41,169
(CHUCKLES)
Gravity.
587
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,462
Or... a feather?
588
00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:45,131
Oh, well, they fight a good fight.
589
00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:46,674
But alas...
590
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,760
(ALL LAUGHING)
591
00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:50,345
Vlad?
Gravity.
592
00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:51,263
(BOTH LAUGH)
593
00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:53,515
LEO: Oh. (PANTS)
594
00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:55,082
(INHALES)
595
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,711
I shall go to breakfast
and speak to Peter,
596
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,464
and then you may go.
597
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:07,070
Might I suggest we perform
a small playlet, to aid your game?
598
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:10,406
A playlet?
To convince him it went well.
599
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:14,202
I hate all the pretend at court.
You must treat it as a foolish game.
600
00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:16,704
The viewer is your quarry
and when they're convinced,
601
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,832
you have won and have made a fool of them.
602
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:20,708
That's a victory for you.
603
00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:23,318
It is... possibly helpful.
604
00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:25,529
Hmm.
605
00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:28,365
♪♪
606
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:36,081
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
607
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,310
A giggle is good.
608
00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:40,645
A giggle?
609
00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,188
It is light and fun.
610
00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:44,232
I am not six. I do not giggle.
611
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:48,719
I'll do it, then.
(GIGGLES)
612
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:50,864
That is a preposterous sound.
613
00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,682
Leo, sit in the hallway.
I will see you shortly.
614
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,943
So he has made you happy, it seems?
615
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,154
Indeed.
616
00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:10,032
So?
617
00:33:10,908 --> 00:33:11,908
Thank you.
618
00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:14,119
Leo?
619
00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:18,766
You have made the empress happy.
620
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,768
Good job.
(COUGHS)
621
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:24,022
That's for fucking my wife.
But well done. Bravo.
622
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:25,648
(COUGHS)
623
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:27,859
It is done, so he may go now.
624
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,736
What?
625
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,238
We spent a pleasant night,
626
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:35,408
and I thank you profusely for the gift.
627
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,226
So, he may go.
628
00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:40,371
Oh, so he cannot have made you
that happy if you want him to go.
629
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:42,123
A pleasant night?
630
00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:45,960
What the fuck is a pleasant night?
And now you wish him to go?
631
00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:48,237
That is a fucking failure.
Leo!
632
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,633
I am very disappointed in you,
as would your father be.
633
00:33:51,657 --> 00:33:53,968
So sorry, sir.
(GRUNTING)
634
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:56,596
(KICKING)
(LEO GRUNTING)
635
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,098
Stop! I did not know I could keep him.
636
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:03,001
What?
I thought it was a gift, for a night.
637
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:07,273
I did not realize it could be ongoing.
638
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:11,444
Oh, it is marvelous to keep him.
639
00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:14,739
Huzzah. I thank you, husband.
640
00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:17,266
Right. Okay.
641
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,810
(PAPER RUSTLING)
642
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:25,500
Do it well or I will cut
your perfect cock off,
643
00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:28,402
as it is a useless appendage
if you cannot use it to bring joy.
644
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,657
Zeus! (WHISTLES) Come on.
(DOG BARKS)
645
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,576
(COUGHS)
646
00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:38,972
(GROANS)
647
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,723
Are you all right?
Fine.
648
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:43,268
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
649
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:46,003
Oh. Thanks.
650
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:51,008
(SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
651
00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,409
God, this is delicious.
652
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,059
So what is the rest of your day?
653
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:03,955
How can you be so sanguine?
654
00:35:03,979 --> 00:35:06,291
Do you not wish to break his head open?
655
00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:08,835
No, I wish to enjoy my breakfast,
which is what I'm doing.
656
00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,295
May I have some coffee, please?
657
00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:12,297
He just beat you.
658
00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,364
It was minutes ago.
659
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,386
You are baffling.
Thank you for saving me, by the way.
660
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:19,888
You don't need to do that.
661
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:21,848
Truth is, he'll do as he wishes with me
662
00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:25,477
hang me, flay me,
or take me hunting and for a nice lunch.
663
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,312
One cannot let oneself
live in fear of that.
664
00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:29,147
He can kick me,
665
00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:32,192
but I will not let him rob me
of my enjoyment of this egg,
666
00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:34,718
that coffee, or this day.
667
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,847
I will not let fear take my life from me.
668
00:35:39,932 --> 00:35:41,367
I understand entirely.
669
00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:43,411
MARIAL:
Ladies' tea is about to begin.
670
00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:46,164
You inexplicably wanted to go?
671
00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:49,250
Indeed, I do. And you shall join me.
672
00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:52,027
Oh, I'd rather not.
And I'd rather so.
673
00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:55,965
Leo, you should probably come.
674
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,659
Be near, in case he wonders
why you're not with me.
675
00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:06,976
(CHATTERING)
676
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,379
♪♪
677
00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,633
Mm.
678
00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:31,251
Lady Svenska. (CHUCKLES)
679
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:34,069
Uh How wonderful you look!
680
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:37,882
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
681
00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:39,032
I
682
00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:43,930
You will see she has a love for Russia
683
00:36:43,954 --> 00:36:46,266
and a fresh mind that inspires.
684
00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:49,102
All right. Antonia!
685
00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:50,645
My darling, what has happened?
686
00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:53,422
That fucking bitch empress has happened.
687
00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,484
Rash, my dear.
688
00:36:56,508 --> 00:36:58,886
Exceptional, but rash.
(WOMEN TITTERING)
689
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:05,893
Well, I have never enjoyed
a ladies' tea party more.
690
00:37:06,852 --> 00:37:08,246
Thank you.
691
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:11,023
♪♪
692
00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:21,467
We can't talk.
693
00:37:21,491 --> 00:37:24,971
We can.
Aah!
694
00:37:24,995 --> 00:37:26,264
It is fine.
695
00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:28,641
Oh, Jesus Christ,
I thought you were getting rid of him!
696
00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:30,310
(WHISPERS): We cannot trust him.
697
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,562
I tried. Peter will kill him.
698
00:37:32,586 --> 00:37:34,772
And if he is a spy, Peter will kill us.
699
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:37,400
You would have me let him die?
700
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:40,069
We are trying to end
meaningless bloodshed in Russia.
701
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:42,572
If it is him or us, yes.
702
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,365
I mean, that is the sort of
decisionmaking
703
00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:47,327
you are going to have to make
if we are to do this. Machiavelli.
704
00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:49,621
I told you, I disagree
with that translation.
705
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:51,998
I don't think he's a spy.
He's too goodlooking.
706
00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:54,292
Well, you'll forgive me,
you and your family's political instincts
707
00:37:54,316 --> 00:37:55,668
are not something I am in awe of.
708
00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:57,837
Fuck you, you virgin coward prick!
709
00:37:57,861 --> 00:38:01,090
(GRUNTS)
Enough! Marial.
710
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:04,886
I Colonel Svenska
could have been an ally,
711
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,680
but now we have lost him
and half the ladies.
712
00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:09,224
It was worth it.
I agree.
713
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:12,101
You know, some attention to thinking
two steps ahead, rather than one,
714
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,812
would be advantageous.
CATHERINE: I did.
715
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:16,231
I ascertained a dress fabric
for the event,
716
00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:19,901
and had the entire room redone
in that, Orlo. That is two steps.
717
00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:23,238
I do not understand
this recklessness in you.
718
00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:27,140
It is called courage, Orlo.
You will gather it as we go.
719
00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:31,395
Orlo!
720
00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:33,730
(SIGHS)
721
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,111
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(SILVERWARE CLATTERING)
722
00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,530
How is it?
723
00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:43,866
Being empress?
724
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,661
No one has ever asked me that.
725
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,290
It is...
726
00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:53,625
complex.
727
00:38:56,628 --> 00:38:59,715
May I speak freely?
I suppose.
728
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:04,094
I shall entitle it,
"My Impressions of the Empress."
729
00:39:05,804 --> 00:39:07,556
You do not like Peter.
730
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:09,808
You do not like it here.
731
00:39:10,851 --> 00:39:13,621
You have a sadness in you,
and worst of all,
732
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:16,231
you do not seem to know
how to have fun.
733
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:19,276
Fun is not on the table.
734
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:23,840
He mentioned the country again.
735
00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,532
Peter may come for some of it.
736
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:27,951
Does that mean all of it?
737
00:39:29,912 --> 00:39:32,390
TATYANA: Did you see
what the empress did to Antonia?
738
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:36,186
It is a level of bitch
one seldom encounters, kind of brilliant.
739
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,688
I thought it was funny.
Well, I do not.
740
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,774
And feel free to suck your own cock
for the rest of the month, Arkady.
741
00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:44,652
(LAUGHS)
She needs to be taught a lesson.
742
00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:47,906
Perhaps Antonia needs to learn a lesson.
She is not empress.
743
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:50,033
We had open hearts.
744
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:53,268
They are shut tight. She will learn that.
745
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,498
(DOOR OPENS)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
746
00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:58,249
(CATHERINE SIGHS)
747
00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:00,776
Pretend, pretend, pretend.
748
00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:04,839
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
749
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,281
(DOOR CLOSES)
750
00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:14,140
You did not need to do that to Leo.
751
00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:17,167
I suppose not. Is he coughing up blood?
752
00:40:17,709 --> 00:40:19,312
No.
Then he's fine.
753
00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:21,505
Coughing blood is generally
the problem sign.
754
00:40:24,341 --> 00:40:25,693
Are you all right?
755
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,695
Mmhmm.
756
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,697
Nervous about making the speech?
757
00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:32,200
No. Yes.
758
00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:33,475
Fuck.
759
00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:36,937
(PETER SIGHS)
760
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:42,877
Is he all these things?
761
00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:45,922
Or perhaps not,
and that is why you are nervous.
762
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:49,259
He was all these things. He was...
763
00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:50,552
extraordinary.
764
00:40:50,576 --> 00:40:52,428
What is the problem then?
765
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,848
When I speak of him, which I do not,
766
00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:58,083
because when I do, tears.
767
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:01,879
It is unmanly and fucked
in front of these booyas.
768
00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:04,524
You miss him.
769
00:41:04,548 --> 00:41:07,176
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
770
00:41:07,968 --> 00:41:09,678
MAN: Emperor?
771
00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:14,349
(PETER SIGHS)
772
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,289
CATHERINE:
There is no shame in that.
773
00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:21,791
No, it will not look
There is a saying.
774
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:24,878
"What comes from the heart,
goes to the heart."
775
00:41:24,902 --> 00:41:28,864
He was loved,
and you showing that is a fine thing.
776
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,052
I may not cry.
Indeed.
777
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:36,038
For a I am chap with iron will
and control.
778
00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:45,923
He was a man of action,
a man of the people,
779
00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:49,694
loved, revered,
780
00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,887
victorious in battle.
781
00:41:52,387 --> 00:41:55,516
He once sat and helped me
make a lion from rubles.
782
00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:59,787
But fierce, he...
TOLSTEN (SCOFFS): Fucking baby.
783
00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:01,563
I heard that.
784
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,359
Whoever it was, step forward.
785
00:42:06,276 --> 00:42:08,820
Mantoman, let us fight.
786
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:12,592
No recriminations, no reprisals.
787
00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:14,427
On my father's honor, two men
788
00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:16,554
and their fists, as he would have it.
789
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,372
It would be an honor.
790
00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,582
(CHUCKLES)
791
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,270
(KNIFE CLINKS)
792
00:42:24,294 --> 00:42:27,923
(GRUNTING)
(SPECTATORS GASPING)
793
00:42:28,799 --> 00:42:30,068
(YELLS)
794
00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:33,571
Strategy. Strategy, you dumb fucks!
795
00:42:33,595 --> 00:42:37,200
Your mindless, booya bravery
will not win it for us.
796
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:39,184
(COUGHS, GROANS)
797
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,915
I am Peter the Great's son.
I know how to win.
798
00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:46,209
We will go with my military plan.
Ford the river,
799
00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:48,402
cut their hearts out at breakfast. Yes?
800
00:42:49,695 --> 00:42:50,589
Yes?
801
00:42:50,613 --> 00:42:52,364
ALL: Huzzah.
802
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:54,342
Now where was I?
803
00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:56,219
(INHALES)
804
00:42:56,243 --> 00:43:00,723
My father. I commemorate this statue
in his honor. Huzzah.
805
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:04,936
Let's make Russia great and victorious
over those evil blond Swedish fucks.
806
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,855
ALL: Huzzah!
807
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:09,882
I believe there is a party.
Let's enjoy.
808
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:15,029
(MUSICIANS PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
809
00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:17,389
(ALL CHEERING)
810
00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,833
How marvelous it was when you
stabbed holes in that man.
811
00:43:26,857 --> 00:43:28,751
You were right for me
to be true to my heart.
812
00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:31,820
There is now love and fear
for me from all. (GRUNTS)
813
00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:34,757
I was perhaps rough on Leo today.
814
00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:36,551
When you kicked him over and over?
815
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:38,303
Yes. That is to what I refer.
816
00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:40,680
Well, it just shows how much
you care about my happiness.
817
00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:44,184
Indeed. If you do not want him,
you may choose your own lover.
818
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:46,936
Velementov has offered his services.
Very not funny.
819
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,960
(PETER LAUGHS)
820
00:43:51,048 --> 00:43:52,942
Imagine it.
I'd rather not.
821
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,611
(ALL CHEERING)
822
00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:56,196
Seriously, take a moment.
823
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:59,240
I imagined him putting it in your ass
as you leant on a desk,
824
00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:02,118
then his weight collapsing the desk
and crushing you under him.
825
00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:04,370
(LAUGHS) What was yours?
826
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,207
Him pissing on me
as he tried to mount me.
827
00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:10,335
(CHUCKLES) Brilliantly imaginative,
though mine was better.
828
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:12,462
If you do not want Leo,
choose someone else yourself,
829
00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,881
and I will approve or disapprove.
830
00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:18,426
And Leo?
Oh. He may go back to his estate.
831
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:20,011
Oh. So he is free to leave?
832
00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:21,971
Yes, of course.
Right.
833
00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:24,599
He can fuck off or stay at court.
I do not care,
834
00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:27,477
as long as you are happy
and not a miserable, scowling cunt.
835
00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:30,730
Which you are not. That is just
a colorful example of what I do not want.
836
00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:32,398
Of course.
I shall tell him.
837
00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,442
No. Let me.
Mm.
838
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:39,012
(ALL CHEERING)
839
00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:42,733
And you are happy and grateful
for my efforts towards your happiness?
840
00:44:43,016 --> 00:44:44,994
All is bliss in the court of Peter.
841
00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:47,705
It is indeed. Huzzah!
Huzzah!
842
00:44:47,729 --> 00:44:50,375
I must play.
I'm a brilliant violinist.
843
00:44:50,399 --> 00:44:52,317
Give me that. Fuck off.
844
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:55,654
(CROWD QUIETS)
845
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,286
(VIOLIN SQUEAKING OFFKEY)
846
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,435
(VIOLIN SHRIEKING OFFKEY)
847
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:10,895
Bravo!
848
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:13,547
(CHEERING)
849
00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:18,736
(CHEERING CONTINUING)
850
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,365
(SQUEAKING CONTINUING)
851
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,033
Bravo!
852
00:45:24,057 --> 00:45:26,995
(SQUEAKING FADES, ECHOES)
853
00:45:27,019 --> 00:45:28,645
(HEAVY DOORS THUD CLOSE)
854
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:32,691
(DISTANT LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING)
855
00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:38,322
Peter has not released you.
856
00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:42,886
I'm sure you tried.
I did.
857
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:45,454
So we must continue the charade.
858
00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:49,041
Strangely not disappointed.
859
00:45:51,293 --> 00:45:55,214
Obviously, we are free to do as we wish
with this arrangement.
860
00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:00,028
For example,
861
00:46:00,052 --> 00:46:02,739
you are free to kiss me back,
862
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,973
but also free not to.
863
00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:08,459
To kiss you back, you would have to
864
00:46:19,738 --> 00:46:21,466
(HEAVY DOORS THUD OPEN)
865
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:22,967
(LEO MOANS)
866
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:24,535
(CATHERINE MOANS)
867
00:46:26,203 --> 00:46:28,181
Oh! (LAUGHS)
(LEO LAUGHS)
868
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:30,832
(BOTH LAUGHING)
869
00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:39,943
(PANTING)
870
00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,677
LEO: Hmm, hmm.
871
00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:45,180
We need help.
(BOTH LAUGHING SOFTLY)
872
00:46:51,353 --> 00:46:53,498
(QUIETLY): You can probably
take it from here?
873
00:46:53,522 --> 00:46:55,190
(WHISPERS): Thank you, Marial.
874
00:47:04,658 --> 00:47:06,285
(DOOR CLOSES)
875
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:18,172
♪♪♪
876
00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:31,560
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
877
00:47:33,812 --> 00:47:35,772
What are What are you.
878
00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:47,034
It's very good.
879
00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:52,015
Uh, the, the bit about being able
to live without pretense
880
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:54,100
will resonate deep.
881
00:47:54,124 --> 00:47:57,061
Leo stays. He is my lover.
882
00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:59,379
He will never know of our plans though.
883
00:48:00,005 --> 00:48:01,798
I promise you that.
884
00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:05,969
What What are you doing?
885
00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:08,931
My blood oath.
886
00:48:14,228 --> 00:48:17,081
I mean, you... you like
to live dangerously.
887
00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:19,066
I just like to live.
888
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:23,171
And I would like everyone
to have that opportunity.
889
00:48:23,195 --> 00:48:25,423
Danger is part of this.
890
00:48:25,447 --> 00:48:27,717
You will have to grasp that.
891
00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:30,494
I have avoided it assiduously
my whole life.
892
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:32,496
We cannot.
893
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,562
Did your heart not beat like a drum
894
00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:42,089
when you thought you had landed
Colonel Svenska?
895
00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:47,135
Now, you need to cut your hand.
896
00:48:49,012 --> 00:48:51,640
I really don't want to do that.
I know.
897
00:48:53,934 --> 00:48:56,412
There will be no need
for clothes this morning.
898
00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:58,605
Marial?
MARIAL: Buttons?
899
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:01,358
Buttons.
900
00:49:02,693 --> 00:49:05,088
("FREE" BY CAT POWER PLAYING)
901
00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:06,363
♪ Free ♪
902
00:49:08,365 --> 00:49:11,159
♪ Everybody ♪
903
00:49:12,077 --> 00:49:14,079
♪ Come together ♪
904
00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:16,957
♪ Free ♪
905
00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:21,920
♪ Everybody ♪
906
00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,007
♪ Get together ♪
907
00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,843
♪ Free ♪
908
00:49:31,013 --> 00:49:34,474
♪ You can feel her from the palm ♪
909
00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:38,228
♪ That you're holding on your arm ♪
910
00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:44,860
♪ Cool hands from the getgo ♪
911
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,363
♪ Can you feast on the real one? ♪
912
00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:54,745
♪ Don't be in love with the autograph ♪
913
00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:58,516
♪ Just be in love
when you love that song ♪
914
00:49:58,540 --> 00:49:59,791
♪ On and on ♪
915
00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:03,794
♪ Free ♪
916
00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:10,427
♪ It's okay if you can't
stand to let him dance ♪
917
00:50:13,597 --> 00:50:15,241
♪ It's okay, it's your right ♪
918
00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:17,559
♪ Come on and take a chance ♪
919
00:50:19,811 --> 00:50:22,731
♪ A true romance ♪
920
00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:24,942
♪ When you dance ♪
921
00:50:27,945 --> 00:50:29,071
♪ Free ♪
922
00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:33,784
♪ Everybody ♪
923
00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:36,870
♪ Come together ♪
924
00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:39,831
♪ Free ♪
925
00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:45,563
♪ Don't fall in love
with the autograph ♪
926
00:50:45,587 --> 00:50:48,691
♪ Just fall in love
when you sing your song ♪
927
00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:49,883
♪ On and on ♪
928
00:50:52,094 --> 00:50:53,971
♪ Take a chance ♪
929
00:50:55,806 --> 00:50:57,808
♪ True romance... ♪