1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,840 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,479 (RANGANATHAN, VOICEOVER) Last ever episode of A League of Their Own. 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,519 I want you to leave it all out on the studio, OK? 4 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,639 Jamie, you're gonna bring your experience. 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,599 20 years I've been doing this show. I've loved every second. 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,079 Let's make this the best show ever. OK, longer than I'd hoped. 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,839 Meeks, you gonna bring the energy? Big Meeks energy, let's go! 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,719 Jill, gonna bring the innuendos and all that? 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,639 Yeah, I'm always happy to slip one in. 10 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,999 OK, great, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,879 We're gonna go in there, and we are gonna destroy! 12 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,839 League of Their Own for the win! One! Two! 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,959 Three! League! Come on! 14 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,000 (ENERGETIC MUSIC) 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,360 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,759 Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan and welcome 17 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,599 to a very special episode of A League of Their Own on Sky. Let's meet the teams. 18 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,479 Joining Jamie Redknapp tonight is a rapping chef 19 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,679 and the greatest ever British female Olympian. 20 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,839 I'll let you work out which one is which, 21 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,840 it's Big Zuu and Dame Laura Kenny! 22 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,399 And on the Blue Team, alongside Jill and Micah 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,919 is the angriest man in showbusiness, but that's what happens 24 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,879 when you spend a lifetime supporting Everton. 25 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,280 It's Tony Bellew! 26 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,639 Welcome, everybody. Welcome back, Laura. Er, 27 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,159 how are you? Thank you so much for joining us on our last show. 28 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,999 Thanks for having me. Er, now, we've gotta say, 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,239 since you were last on the show, you have been voted 30 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,559 the UK Sportswoman of the Century. 31 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,400 (APPLAUSE) An incredible achievement. 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,079 Erm, how did you find out about that? 33 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,399 Erm, I mean, I was on holiday, actually. I get a message saying, 34 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,319 "Will you come on the radio tomorrow morning?! And I was like, "Yeah." 35 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,879 And I ring up, I'm literally beachside, 36 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,039 and they're like, "You've been voted Britain's Female of the Ce..." 37 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,159 and I was like, "What?" But, yeah, it was amazing. It felt incredible. 38 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,919 Congratulations. I dunno if you're aware, 39 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,600 but Jamie actually won UK Sportsman of the 18th Century. 40 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,959 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 41 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,359 Yeah! Redknapp! 42 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,679 Er, now, Tony, welcome back - to the show. - Tony. 43 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,319 Er... (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 44 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,560 Big Tone, they love him. 45 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,639 Thank you. 46 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,639 Tony, we love you on this show. Thank you. 47 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,320 Absolutely legend of the game. I hate coming on, but thank you. 48 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,279 Well, that's what I was gonna ask you, are you sad 49 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,199 it's your last time on the show? Absolutely not. Er, 50 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,639 I had some lunatic psychopath try and choke me to death 51 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,479 the first time I come here. 52 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,599 Since then, I've been stuck on ceilings, stuck to planes. 53 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,720 It's a fucking joke, just get rid of the whole show. 54 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,640 (APPLAUSE) 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,399 We should point out, actually, you're recovering from an injury 56 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,319 at the moment, so you're not gonna be able to do any, like, mad stunts 57 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,679 or games tonight. Erm... - I'm sure you'll find something. - No. 58 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,159 Have you just made that injury up? 59 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,199 No, what, what happened - No, Jill, absolutely not. 60 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,959 I think everybody who watched Soccer Aid 61 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,399 seen me come off, er - You got injured in Soccer Aid?! Yeah, what happened -OK, Meeks, 62 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,839 let's not rub it in, mate. You've seen me limping, 63 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,199 it's not a fucking act. Listen, Meeks, it was bad. 64 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,520 He lost a big 50/50 with someone from Westlife. 65 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,080 It only happens to me. 66 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,839 Big Zuu. - Big Zuu! - My guy. 67 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,679 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) - Zuu! - Now, Zuu, 68 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,399 you got the winner at Soccer Aid - this year. - Yeah! 69 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,639 Zuu, for people that haven't seen it, 70 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,839 talk us through it. Talk us through the goal, please. Oh, it was four-four. 71 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,479 I knew I had one opportunity, one shot, one chance. 72 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,639 I made myself free in the box. 73 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,599 Jagielka covers there, Wilshere was there, Defoe was there. 74 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,319 Couldn't mark me, - know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 75 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,279 Someone back-heeled it, it's passed to me, a through-pass, 76 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,360 I gotta hit it. I give it left foot, finessed bottom corner. 77 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,239 I dunno why man are laughing like this. 78 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,199 (LAUGHING) Oh my god! I banged it bottom corner. 79 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,199 Banged it. I banged it. - On my mother's life. - What a strike. 80 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,880 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 81 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,399 Let's have a look at it right now. Yeah! 82 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,199 COMMENTATOR: It's John O'Shea, back to Brown. It's Big Zuu. 83 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,879 Trying to go for it...! Oh, Big Zuu! 84 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,559 Big Zuu's done it! 85 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,279 He's come up with the right recipe to put the World XI in front, 86 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,279 and it moves the World ahead. 87 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,759 CO-COMMENTATOR: He said it, to be fair. 88 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,319 Pre-game, he said, "I'm gonna get a goal. 89 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,799 I'm gonna get the winner." (CHEERING) Paddy McGuinness! 90 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,039 D'you know what makes that goal more impressive? 91 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,640 Scored past one of the best keepers to ever host Take Me Out. 92 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,399 Jill, what are you saying over there, cos I can see you - saying some comments. - Meeks, 93 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,760 what d'you make of that goal? (LAUGHS) 94 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,639 That goal was so bad... Why?..Africa started 95 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,760 sending money back. Ahh. 96 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,959 Alright, I've gotta ask you - a question. - Go on. 97 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,919 How many goals have you scored - - at Old Trafford? - Oh. - Ooh! 98 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,399 Just asking. I'm just asking. 99 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,200 Have ya? No, I've not scored at Old Trafford. Oh!(CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 100 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,319 Oh! But hold on, you was against - Paddy McGuinness! - So what? 101 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,559 So what? He was shit! Have you seen the score sheet? 102 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,639 It says Wayne Rooney, Tony Duggan, Jermain Defoe, 103 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,719 Carlos Tevez, Big Zuu. 104 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,720 (APPLAUSE) 105 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,999 Finish! Finish! 106 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,639 Er, right. It is time for a sporting challenge. 107 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,519 I sent Big Meeks and Zuu to meet an F1 legend at Silverstone 108 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,159 ahead of the British Grand Prix. 109 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,679 Er, Zuu, are you a good driver? Erm, 110 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,319 I'm not the best. I've had - my licence for two years. - Mm-hmm. 111 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,559 Er, and as I got my licence, I crashed into a parked bus. 112 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,359 You crashed into a parked bus? - Yeah, the bus was parked. - Yeah. 113 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,200 They're sneaky, difficult to see, aren't thy? 114 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,519 Er, Meeks, were you worried about going up against Zuu? 115 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,800 Come on, look at him. 116 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,079 You'd only passed your test for two weeks. 117 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,279 I wasn't worried, come on. Two years, actually. - What about you, Jay? - What? 118 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,199 Driver? Am I a good driver? 119 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,399 We've all just been talking about driving, yes. 120 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,439 Yeah, I know but... I don't really wanna get involved cos... Why? 121 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,839 ...I'm banned. Are ya? 122 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,559 How d'you get banned? 123 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,679 Speeding. Oh. 124 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,639 You don't seem the kind, Jay. - You don't seem the type. - I know. 125 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,360 Accumulation of points. And how d'you expect him to be able to count how many points he's on? 126 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,600 I think I've got... four, er, six. 127 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,839 Er, OK. Er, now, before Meeks and Zuu were let loose 128 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,079 around Silverstone, I'd arranged for them to meet one of the greatest drivers 129 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,279 in the history of Formula 1, that's right, Max Verstappen, 130 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,079 to get them up to speed. Check this out. 131 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,080 (ROCK MUSIC) 132 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,599 Hi, guys. Hey. Nice seeing you again. 133 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,719 We're like besties. Welcome to Silverstone. 134 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,159 Thank you. I think we're gonna have quite a good day today. 135 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,639 Yeah. - What we doing? - You guys get to drive around the F1 track. 136 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,479 Yes! But the best bit is, 137 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,799 I'm gonna be the judge who is the best driver around here. But how we gonna do it? 138 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,999 We've never actually been on a - track. - The fun bit. I'm gonna drive you around. 139 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,359 Each. You're gonna drive us round? - One lap. One lap, yeah. - Nah. 140 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,199 Wait, before we go. Just looking at us, who d'you think'll be the best driver?(LAUGHS) Well... 141 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,359 I mean, I don't want you to, er... You know, in F1 also, you know, 142 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,519 when you're normally a bit lighter it helps a bit. 143 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:02,319 But we might have some good grip - in the corners. - Yeah! 144 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,719 In Max we trust. - In Max we trust. - Yeah. - I'll try my best. - We gonna do this? 145 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,439 So you're actually gonna drive us? - Yep. Let's go. - Lead the way! 146 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,440 Sky, ay, that Sky budget is crazy, boy. 147 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,319 I can't teach them enough in one lap, but I'll try my best. 148 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,679 I'm gonna be driven by the fastest driver in the world. Ahh! 149 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,599 It's like me, best player in the world at one point, 150 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,079 best dri... you know, can you see the similarities? I've had my licence for two years. 151 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:30,039 I am the underdog. But it ain't over till the fat lady sings, 152 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,120 and I'm not a fat lady. I'm a fat man. 153 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,240 Ow! Are we ready? Whoo! 154 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,519 Oh my days, oh my god! 155 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,159 Whoo! 156 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,519 The first 20 seconds, I couldn't hear anything 157 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,039 when Micah was in the car. Ahh! 158 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,439 I'm like, oh my god, - what is going on? - Whoo! 159 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:57,519 Zuu was screaming as well. You go wide, you have to always open up the corner. 160 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,119 Hit the kerb a little bit. Ahh! 161 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,199 Basically, let's go fast. 162 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,519 Ahh! Ahh! 163 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,839 I closed my eyes for the first, probably, eight corners. Ahh! 164 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,160 This is fast! 165 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,080 This is quite a fast corner, - you see. - Ahh! 166 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,239 I was petrified, and there was genuine pee 167 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,879 coming out of my pee hole. 168 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,559 You see these road markers? Oh, so that's 150. 169 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,720 These are telling you when to chill out. Oh my days, you brake hard. 170 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,479 The first combination of corners. 171 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:38,800 OK, so straight into that. Max, I have a life. I have a family. 172 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,839 Oh, Max! 173 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,759 Remember, outside, inside, outside. 174 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,280 Yeah, whatever you say, bro. 175 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,159 Use all the road. Use all the road? Ahh! 176 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,479 Ah-ha-ha! 177 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,560 Here we're sliding. Yep, it's slidy. God, it's slidy! 178 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,479 There's a lot to take in, you know, the braking, 179 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,239 the driving, I'm a bit overwhelmed, I'm not gonna lie. A bit worried. 180 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,839 How as that, Big Zuu? Ooo-hoo! 181 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,039 How was it? 182 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,039 Having been out with Max, I'm a little bit nervous. 183 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,559 I was really cocky at the start, but now reality is hitting. 184 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,320 Have you got any toilet roll? 185 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 (APPLAUSE) 186 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,039 Er, Meeks, that was a bit embarrassing, wasn't it? 187 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,679 Yeah, it was embarrassing. I mean, you almost put HIM off, 188 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,319 and he's a Formula 1 driver. 189 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,679 You were louder than an F1 car. 190 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,039 Erm... so that left you slightly, er, less confident? 191 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,479 Less confident, yeah. Mmm. 192 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,239 Zuu, what was it like getting a driving lesson - from Max Verstappen? - Oh, bro, 193 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:48,119 like, just surreal, like, I can't... I never ever thought 194 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,999 I'd be doing that. After hitting that bus, I didn't think - I'd get to that level. - Er, Laura, 195 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,599 what sort of driver are you? Erm, it depends who you ask. 196 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,079 I think if you ask Jason, he would say I'm aggressive, 197 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,639 but I would say - I drive with purpose. - Right. 198 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,959 Everything's a race, you know, when you see car, it's a race, like, 199 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,759 yeah, I'm a bit of a maniac probably. You're an aggressive driver. 200 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,759 Now, Jamie, the challenge actually was to see 201 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,319 who Max Verstappen thought was the best driver, 202 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,919 as opposed to who was just the fastest. 203 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,239 Does that give you a bit more confidence in Zuu? I've, I've got confidence in my man 204 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,839 Big Zuu. It's not the quickest driver - round the track? - The best. 205 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,840 That's just fake. Listen, just be pleased you could do it. 206 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,920 (APPLAUSE) 207 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,319 Now, Jill, as I said, the challenge wasn't just about speed. 208 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,359 It's about driving lines, being a smooth driver, 209 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,839 are you still feeling confident Meeks is gonna win this? 210 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:46,040 I think if it was about finishing quickly, I've heard you're good at that. 211 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,240 But because it's about safety, and protection... 212 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,440 ...I think he's gonna be shit. 213 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,119 OK, it's time to see how Meeks and Zuu got on at Silverstone. 214 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,759 They each had a lap around the track. 215 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,559 For their safety, they'd be joined by a stunt driver, 216 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,959 and for Max's safety, he'd be watching from Redbull HQ. 217 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,319 Whoever impressed Max the most wins three points for their team. 218 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,360 Let's see how they got on. 219 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,559 Ahh. Easy. You alright? 220 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,599 I can't get my head in. Right, put the seat down, Zuu. 221 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,080 On the control, go down. That's good. 222 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,199 All the way down. 223 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,200 Ahh. I've got this. 224 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,000 Good acceleration. 225 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,640 Outside, inside. 226 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,000 Kind of outside. 227 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,519 He's fast. Committed. 228 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:01,559 Brakes, brakes, brakes. - Yeah. - Brakes, brakes. - Back on the power. - Yep. 229 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:05,399 Keep it all the way right. That's a bad turn. You've gotta hug the side. 230 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,599 Max said, hug the side. Alright, left, keep it left. 231 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,359 Keep it left. - Ooh! - Almost the wrong exit. 232 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:17,480 (LAUGHS) - Brakes now. Brakes. - Ooh! 233 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,200 That was late on the brakes. 234 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:26,759 He's better than I thought! Definitely better than Redknapp. I feel like I'm being hustled here. 235 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,160 He shouldn't be this good. 236 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,800 Ooh, that's close! 237 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,719 Oh, we've touched a little bit of, er, dirt. 238 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,039 He went on the grass! (LAUGHS) I've already won! 239 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,080 You can't go on the grass and be finesse. 240 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,439 Yep, we hug that kerb. 241 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,439 Power now. Yep. 242 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,559 Bit tighter. Yep. 243 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,080 Committed on entry. Good. 244 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,839 Yeah, I'm impressed with the guys. 245 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,880 Nice. (APPLAUSE) 246 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,719 Now, despite Zuu struggling initially to get into the car, 247 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,719 I can tell you that there was only one second between your laps. 248 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,879 Er, Meeks... - - One second?! - Yeah. - One second?! 249 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,599 ...d'you think you might've - underestimated Zuu? - Maybe. 250 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,839 To be honest, I were just happy to go round a track 251 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,519 without getting pulled over. 252 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,760 I mean, it wouldn't be great to lose to a guy who couldn't fit his head in the car. 253 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,839 Thought you'd leave it hanging there like a dog. Er, OK, 254 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,919 here is what Max had to say. 255 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,919 Who am I picking was a very tough one. 256 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,079 Erm, yeah, initially I thought 257 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,319 Micah was... was the one, er, 258 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,399 then I was, like, jumping in the car with both of them, Micah screamed 259 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,199 for 20 seconds straight, so I couldn't hear a thing. 260 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,399 So I was like, ooh, it might not be him. 261 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,079 Then, you know, I sort of started the laps with Zuu, 262 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,479 he felt a bit more comfortable. Looked like a bit more comfortable. 263 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,799 So it was very tough to make the decision. 264 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,959 Also, they were promising me all sorts of, you know, food, 265 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,079 tickets to games, you know. It was very hard 266 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,439 for me to choose between these two things. 267 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,399 And at the end, I think, er, yeah, for me, what, er, did it 268 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,719 was that Micah looked a little bit more in control 269 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,519 also at the end of the lap, erm, so I have to give it to Micah. 270 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,000 Yeah! (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 271 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,360 Ah, man! 272 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,119 Congratulations, Micah, how d'you feel about that? I feel great. 273 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,080 Obviously, I was offering him the tickets, you offering him food? I said I'd cook him dinner. 274 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,119 Nah, honestly, the better man won. He deserved it. 275 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,359 Well done. Oh wow. (APPLAUSE) Yes! 276 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,479 Come on, Meeks. 277 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:58,599 Er, a big thank you to F1 Oracle Redbull Racing and Max Verstappen. 278 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,639 And that means, at the end of that, Blue Team, 279 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,320 you've scored three points. Yeah!(CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 280 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 281 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,919 OK, this question is for both teams. 282 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,120 Take a look at this. 283 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,319 (STIRRING POP MUSIC) 284 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,879 COMMENTATOR: The long wait is over. 285 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,040 Andy Murray is Wimbledon champion. 286 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,039 Jessica Ennis is Olympic champion. 287 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,879 This is a super-duper Saturday. 288 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,760 For Great Britain, it's gold! 289 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,359 Chloe Kelly! 290 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:47,920 England European champions for the very first time. 291 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,559 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 292 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:59,319 So there you saw incredible British sporting moments that have all taken place 293 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:04,279 since the show started in 2010. But which one did the British public vote as being the most iconic? 294 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,239 The Lionesses winning their first ever Euros? 295 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,879 Sir Andy Murray becoming the first British man to win Wimbledon 296 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,759 in 77 years, or Super Saturday at the London 2012 Olympics? 297 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,239 I don't know about you, but for me, Super Saturday is when I find out the kids are staying 298 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,079 at their friends# and Lisa's had a glass of wine. But that's just me. Jill, 299 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,239 you were a part of the Lionesses' first Euros win in 2022. 300 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,079 Whoo! (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 301 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Thank you. 302 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,519 Would you say that your achievement is the most iconic? 303 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,119 Ooh, they're pretty iconic, to be fair. Erm, yeah, 304 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:41,159 I was part of it. I suppose... 16 years with England, 305 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,319 I played 10 tournaments, and I think the only thing people remember 306 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,759 from my career is me saying to a German player, 307 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,199 "Fuck off, you fucking prick." 308 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,759 That was probably my most iconic moment. 309 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,760 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 310 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,519 I heard a report that it was the German player 311 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,679 that swore at your first. I heard that she said, 312 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,600 "What ze fuck are you doing here, Crouchy?" 313 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:12,319 Tony, what would you say your beloved Everton's sporting highlight of the last 15 years is? 314 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,399 That time they nearly got relegated but didn't, 315 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,159 or that other time they nearly got relegated and didn't? 316 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,039 What about the other year when they nearly got relegated - and they didn't? - Sorry, Rom, 317 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,359 who do you support again? Why did I poke the bear? 318 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,639 I just wanna know who do you support, Rom? 319 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,559 I'm an Arsenal fan. Oh, is that the fuckers 320 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,039 who just bottle it every single season? And choke at the very last hurdle? 321 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,519 Who spent a billion quid and got nothing to show for it? 322 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,759 Why did I start?! 323 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,479 What the fucking hell are yous laughing at over there? 324 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:44,719 Just another one, we've got another fucking blag Kopite over there. 325 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,639 Never been to Liverpool - a day in his life. - Yeah! 326 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,759 You know what I mean? 327 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,719 "Who d'you support?" "I support Liverpool. 328 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,159 I'm from London, but I support Liverpool." 329 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,639 Zuu, er, Liverpool's first title in 30 years 330 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,879 didn't make the list, because, you know, 331 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,479 it was Covid, so it doesn't - really count. - It definitely does. It counts about as much as 332 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,040 scoring past the guy that says, "No likey, no lighty," d'you know what I mean? 333 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,999 Tony, what do you think about Liverpool's, Covid title? 334 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,719 Er, listen, they're not having a great time at the minute, 335 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,599 they've bought the league, er, they've spent, you know, 500 million quid just to - 336 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,439 We bought the league?! You just bought the league, mate, literally, 337 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,360 they bought this season's league. It's a joke, let the bastards piss off. 338 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,359 Damn! 339 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:32,719 OK, don't be a hater, come on Tony. Mate, we've got the best stadium in the country, 340 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,279 it generates so much noise. D'you know we're the fifth loudest decibel noise 341 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,079 that's ever been created in a football stadium? And we're only just getting started. 342 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,639 Everton Football Club are coming back. The big times are coming back. 343 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,559 I'm telling you now, we're gonna have - (SINGS) # Since 1995 344 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,239 ♪ Since 1995 Oh my god. ♪ You haven't won a trophy 345 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,199 My god. ♪ You haven't won a trophy ♪ 346 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,360 And you've never been in fucking Anfield. 347 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,559 You silly bastard, if we shut the airports 348 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,240 and we closed the train stations, your ground's empty. 349 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,839 I love it! I was just gonna ask Tony, 350 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,399 cos by the time this gets aired, it'll probably be November, 351 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,159 so Everton might've lost quite a few games, relegation fights, so if you -OK, 352 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,640 now we're getting on Botox Jay. 353 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,640 (APPLAUSE) Oi, you've had a little bit of Botox, you told me. Fuck off. 354 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,999 Got one fella who supports two teams. Come on, 355 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,359 that means... if that isn't a reason for an arrest, 356 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,919 I don't know what is. When Liverpool play Bournemouth, 357 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,679 who d'you actually support, Jay? Well, that's an interesting one, Tone, actually. 358 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,559 So I like Bournemouth - 359 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,959 Yeah, but who do you support when they play each other? Bournemouth and Liverpool? 360 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,159 I want them to draw. Oh my... get him out the studio. 361 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,479 Someone come with handcuffs and take him now. 362 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:52,239 It's a fucking crime what he just said. I have actually got, you know, 363 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,080 like, the scarves, half and half. Oh, no. No, Jamie. 364 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,439 So what about Super Saturday, then? Meeks, you competed for Team GB 365 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,319 at London 2012. - Yes, I did. I'm an Olympian. - Yeah. 366 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,959 Er, did you get into the Olympic spirit? Oh, I loved it, it was amazing. 367 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,359 It was a bit weird though, cos the first couple of weeks 368 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,520 you've got to pretend to like sports like hockey and cycling, haven't ya? 369 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,879 But after that... sorry, Laura. 370 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,439 But it was just unbelievable, weren't it, Jill? Come on. 371 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,199 Yeah, no, it was. It was really good. 372 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,119 I think you were doing different things in the Olympics to me, though. 373 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,839 What... what was I doing? Like, while we were trying to win a medal, 374 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,960 you were just cleaning up in the Village. 375 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,239 You were. - I was. I was. - You were. 376 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,119 Did you hit the McDonald's hard? - Oh, McDonald's was amazing. - Yeah. 377 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,079 No, I didn't - Remember the free McDonald's? Yeah, but I didn't mean 378 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,719 cleaning up the food, I meant the girls. 379 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:52,920 Then you liked the hockey and the cycling. "I'll give you a good ride, come on." 380 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,639 Laura, be honest with me, 381 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,279 do you count footballers like Jill and Meeks as proper Olympians? 382 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,599 Right, er... whoa... listen, hear me out, hear me out. 383 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,599 Right, once an Olympian, always Olympian, yeah? 384 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,479 Right, once an Olympian, always Olympian, yeah? You can have the title, that's fine. But, like, it's not your pinnacle. As proven by the fact 385 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,200 you don't seem to care. 386 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,159 Whereas for us, it's, like, it's everything, 387 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,159 and, like, so it just - Yeah, they take it for granted. 388 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,999 No, we don't. Yeah. Spoilt pricks, aren't they? 389 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,119 They get an opportunity to represent Team GB in the Olympics, 390 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,879 they're just running round the corridors 391 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,559 trying to pull - Yeah, exactly, you just didn't care. Your highlight from the Olympics, 392 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,720 "McDonald's was sick, bruv. And I was up and down the corridors on the rampage." 393 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,519 Jill, we've actually got a photo of you from 2012. 394 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,000 You've barely changed, to be honest. 395 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,639 You horrible bastards. 396 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960 Such a cheap shot. 397 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,519 Er, OK, teams, I need an answer from you guys so lock them in. 398 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,400 Red Team, er, what are you going for on this? Put them in order, please. 399 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,720 Can you repeat the question one more time, Rom, please? Yes, put those in order. 400 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,639 Well, er, let's see if you're right. 401 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,399 I can tell you that the Lionesses - winning the Euros was third. - Yes! 402 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,120 Super Saturday was second, Andy Murray winning Wimbledon... No!...came in at number one. 403 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,879 No way. She was right. 404 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,000 Red Team, you've got zero. Blue Team, you got one. We took a gamble. 405 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,639 Now, as it's the last show, we asked the public 406 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,519 which game they would like to see, and there were two clear favourites, 407 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,399 Popstar Penalties and Human Darts. 408 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,439 Er, we couldn't decide which one to do, so we did this. 409 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,959 ♪ Popstar 410 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,479 ♪ Human Darts 411 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,959 ♪ Popstar, Human Darts 412 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,639 ♪ Popstar Tell me about the Popstar 413 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,840 ♪ Popstar, Human Darts, yeah ♪ 414 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,559 Yes, this is Popstar Human Darts. 415 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,399 Our teams are gonna see who can get the highest score 416 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,039 using their Popstar Human Darts. 417 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,239 There's three points for the winner. All we need now is a Popstar. 418 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,719 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING RYTHMICALLY) 419 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:26,239 Popstar! (CLAPPING ALONG) Popstar! 420 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,999 Let's see who's up first playing for the Blue Team. 421 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,320 (MUSIC) 422 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,919 Please welcome Una from The Saturdays! 423 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,920 (MUSIC) 424 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,839 Una, welcome to the show. Are you a big fan of darts? 425 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,559 It was certainly not on my bingo card to be a human dart ever in my life. 426 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,319 But here I am. Listen, it's gonna go great. 427 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,239 OK, Blue Team, you're gonna be up first. You've got three goes. 428 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,440 Una, happy about the decision to come on? 429 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,760 Here we go. Oh, this show. Fucking hell. 430 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,920 Yeah! 431 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,879 Blue Team, you're up first. 432 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,559 How far do we pull back? As far as you like, I guess. As far as you can. 433 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,679 Let's play darts. - OK, here we go. - Back, back, back. 434 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,280 Pull your leg down, girl. You ready, Una? Two. Three. Go! 435 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,159 OK, Blue Team, your second dart, please. 436 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,359 Keep that head down, girl. Pull her lower. 437 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,520 Two steps behind the line. Head down. Ready, head down. One. Two. Three. Pull! 438 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,520 Blue Team, that was a bullseye! 439 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,279 OK. Time for your third dart. 440 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,479 Una, are you OK? Good. I was aiming for the bullseye. - Oh, well done. - Yeah. 441 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,719 Great stuff. 442 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:21,359 Another bullseye, girl. Another bullseye. Come on. 443 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,480 One. Two. Three. Pull! 444 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,439 (MUSIC) # I wanna know 445 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,199 ♪ If you'll be my girl ♪ 446 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:43,679 OK, can we take this to VAR, please? Because... she didn't actually... I mean, 447 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,960 she sort of face-planted it. 448 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,000 Look at this, you can see here... - bang. - Yes. 449 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,080 We're giving 18. You've got a total of 73! 450 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,839 I dunno about you, Jill, but I'm still quite peckish. 451 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,799 Who fancies another Popstar? Ah, yeah. 452 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,160 (CLAPPING ALONG) Popstar! 453 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,119 Popstar! Let's see who it is. 454 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,040 (MUSIC) 455 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,119 Playing for the Red Team, 456 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,639 please welcome the one and only 457 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,479 Chesney... Hawkes...! 458 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,160 ♪ CHESNEY HAWKES: 'The One And Only' 459 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,199 Chesney, Chesney, lovely to see you, 460 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,599 thanks for coming on the show. 461 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,399 Er, how are you? I'd rather be dressed up like a dickhead 462 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,640 and fly through the air than sing that song again. 463 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,959 Er, Jay, are you a big fan of Chesney's? 464 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,000 Mate, he's my one and only. So happy. 465 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,280 Right, go on Jay, go and pull Chesney off really hard. 466 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,319 OK, Red Team, it's your turn. 467 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,119 Let's play darts. 468 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,319 Head down! Head down! Head down! Head down! 469 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,080 Ready? One, two, three, go! 470 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,360 (MUSIC) 471 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,840 You scored 12 points. 472 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,720 OK, dart number two. Let's play darts. 473 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,759 Bit more, bit more, bit more. Ready? Yes, Chesney. Ready? 474 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,040 One, two, three, go! 475 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,280 OK. Your third dart. Let's play darts. 476 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:07,640 Trebble 20. Aim high. Aim high. Aim high. Aim high. One. Two. Three. Go! 477 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,960 There we go. That's it. 478 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,599 So after that, Blue Team, you scored 73, Red Team, 41, 479 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,720 which means the Blue Team have won the bonus point! 480 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,639 Please give it up for the PVC Darts Dancers and our popstars 481 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,600 Una and Chesney! 482 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,440 See you in a bit. 483 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,440 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 484 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,879 Now, this is the show that makes dreams come true, 485 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,839 so as it's the final episode, I arranged a special treat 486 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,719 for Jamie. Jamie, tell everyone what your ultimate fantasy is. 487 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,999 Ah, Rom, you know what it is, baby. 488 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,759 I wanna - mean, I keep it show-suitable, 489 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,960 I'm not talking about the one with the twin sisters and the panda. 490 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,239 I want a hole in one. - You want a hole in one. - Yeah. 491 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,519 Now, Jamie, you've tried a hole in one before, er, on the show. Well not just tri... I've been 492 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,719 playing golf since I was probably eight years of age. 493 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,639 And all I've wanted to do is get a hole in one, 494 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,439 and I've not been lucky enough to get one yet. We did try a few years ago 495 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,639 and unfortunately I couldn't do it. Yes, I mean, that's right. 496 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,199 On the previous occasions you let everybody down, but as it's the final show, 497 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,719 I wanted to give Jamie one more chance to fulfil his dream. 498 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,679 But to help motivate him, he was going head-to-head 499 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,759 against golf lover Tony. 500 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,999 If either of them managed to get a hole in one, they'd win three bonus points 501 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,079 for their team. However, there was one small detail I forgot to mention 502 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,440 before they arrived. 503 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,199 Beautiful day, Tone. What a day 504 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,959 for a hole in one challenge with one of my best mates. Mate, thank you very much. 505 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,559 I'm happy to be here, and the most thing I'm happy about, 506 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,679 we're doing a normal challenge. There's nothing silly gonna happen, 507 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,000 no-one's sticking me to a ceiling, and no one's trying to attach me to a plane. Just gonna play golf. 508 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,800 Jay.... what's that about? Come on! 509 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,079 Every time I come on this show, it's planes, its roofs, heights. 510 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,600 This is a joke. This is not on. This is down to Romesh, gotta be. 511 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,679 Jamie, Tony! 512 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,719 D'you know who that is? - No. - That's Mark from the Guiness Book of Records. 513 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,279 What's he doing here? Fuck. 514 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,840 Oh, I don't like that stuff either. Oh, mate, I don't need this. 515 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,079 What... what's that for? Welcome, welcome gentlemen. 516 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,799 It's time for a head-to-head challenge. 517 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,959 The first of you to get a hole in one 518 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,679 will achieve a Guiness World Records title 519 00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,319 for the highest altitude hole in one. 520 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,720 Are you coming up there with us? (LAUGHS) 521 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,840 No. 522 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,719 Alright, gentlemen, all harnessed up and ready to go? 523 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,119 Yeah. You have until sunset 524 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,320 to achieve the record. One last thing, I am in charge of how high you go. 525 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:23,480 Good luck. Good to see you're still - a bundle of fun. - Take it up! 526 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,719 This is definitely safe, guys, yeah? I feel sick. 527 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,119 How are you feeling? This is high enough. That's enough now, this is perfect. 528 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,359 Halfway there. - What?! - Oh, it's getting quicker as well. 529 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,879 I don't like this, Tone. And it's getting wobbly, Tone. 530 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,559 And windy. Jay, will you stop reminding me of what I already know? 531 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,959 This is as high as we can go? Alright, whoa, it's moving. I'm getting, I'm getting down. 532 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,799 Get down, Tone. Oh, Tone, it's... why is it doing that noise? 533 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,879 What's - I don't know! This is not fair. 534 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,799 Mark, how high are we now? 535 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,759 We'll need to measure. Just stand tight. 536 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,239 Stand tight? I'm moving around! 537 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,159 Tony, you'll be going first. 538 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,999 If you can take up your position, it's time to begin. 539 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,440 For the record. 540 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,399 Oh, for fuck's sake. - Nah, nah. - Oi. 541 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,799 No-one said anything about fireworks, doughnut! 542 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,559 You're out of order, Mark. 543 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:24,000 Right, are you ready? - Yeah. - You're going first. 544 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,680 Come on, Tone, put it in. 545 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,279 Come on, Tone. This is gonna be so hard. 546 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,359 I've come here for a game of golf and, as usual, I have been set up. 547 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,439 You understand how high up we are - here? - I'm trying not to think about it, Tone. 548 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,880 My arse is twitching. 549 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,919 Tone, it's going in. It's in! 550 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,599 Is it possible today? Look, I'm gonna need to make sure I hit a great shot. 551 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,160 I've been playing golf so long, I've still not had a hole in one. 552 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,479 Oh no, that's so bad. 553 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,399 Your practice shots are over. If you can start taking it seriously, please. 554 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,440 Oh, what's he give it all that for! 555 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,920 Come on, Tone. 556 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,599 Bit hard, innit? Yep, it is a bit hard. Like one of your left hooks. 557 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,080 Mark, you ready? I've been ready for the last hour. 558 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,879 Ere'yare, pick that one up, Mark. 559 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,919 Gentleman, I have to remain impartial, 560 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,119 but if I could give you one piece of advice? 561 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,519 Yeah. Aim for the hole. 562 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,800 Ah, shut up! Oh, don't be a plonker. 563 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,360 Come on, Tone, concentrate. 564 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,199 Go on. Ooh, what a try, Tone! 565 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,680 That was the closest yet. 566 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:57,079 Together, you have collectively hit over 200 balls. 567 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,839 If one of the next ones can go in the hole, that would be appreciated. 568 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,399 Mark, make yourself useful and clear the balls away, please! 569 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,119 Do something properly, lad. That's it. 570 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,160 Tone, let's go home, mate. This is it. 571 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,520 That's a good strike. 572 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,239 Oh! 573 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,400 Oh my God, that danced round the hole. 574 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,039 Ahh! Come on. 575 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,399 They gave me a hard hat for safety. 576 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,359 They could've just asked me to sit on the hole. 577 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,680 Shut up, you doughnut. This is it, baby. Guinness Book of Records time. 578 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,439 That's got a chance, Tone. That has a chance. 579 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,640 That does. That does! Oh my god! 580 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,879 For fuck's sake. Wow, wow, wow. 581 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,760 I'm gonna have to put in for overtime at this rate. 582 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,999 Mark. Look at that. 583 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,160 Could it get any closer? Pretty close, but not quite there. We've been up there three hours. 584 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,560 You giving up? 585 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:24,119 So close. - Ahh! - So close! 586 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,759 Er, was it a, was it a nice little surprise 587 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,359 being part of a Guinness World Records attempt? No, mate, you always put me up 588 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,119 on the fucking gods in the sky. 589 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:37,559 It's just ridiculous. I thought I was going for a nice little knock at golf with me mate Jamie, 590 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,399 and then turned up and seen this big stupid crane 591 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,399 on a golf course, and I was just, this is ridiculous. Er, how horrible was it 592 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,839 being up there? - Cos it looks pretty shaky. - Mate, 593 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,039 when the wind was kicking in, it wasn't nice at all. 594 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,559 Yeah, wasn't nice. It was horrible. 595 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,599 Er, Jay, at any point did you start to worry 596 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,519 about letting everyone down again, you know, us, the crew, 597 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,239 your family and friends? Everyone watching tonight, Sky TV, 598 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:03,359 television as a whole? It was so difficult, and everyone thinks... it only 599 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,839 looks like we're hitting it softly, but we had to land it 600 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,359 in the perfect spot. 601 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,799 So yeah, it was a bit of a nightmare and I felt, obviously, 602 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,679 so disappointed. Jill, think either of them 603 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,679 are gonna do it? I'd like to see them do it. 604 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,719 It's nice to see Jamie's career finally reach a decent height, 605 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,359 though, innit? 606 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,960 Well, that's what I enjoyed about it, I think. 607 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,919 Er, Zuu, do you play golf? 608 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,080 I've no idea what you lot - are talking about. - Golf. 609 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,839 Par four for the four, par for the four? 610 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,239 That sounded like a vibe, you know. Albatross, birdies. 611 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,119 Albatross with the... albatross, - what? - Laura, 612 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,479 now that you've retired, have you got into new hobbies like golf? 613 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,719 Er, no, not golf. I'm on the same wavelength, 614 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:48,759 I haven't got a clue what you're going on about, to be honest. It's just like a stop-start walk. 615 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,519 Yeah. Like, I don't wanna stop-start. I just wanna walk, like... 616 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,719 Jill's gonna play soon. You two go out, have a game. Isn't that expensive to do though? 617 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:00,079 How much is it, like a year's membership? Depends where you're a member. 618 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,879 But if I wanted to become a member of - You could get blackballed, 619 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,240 if you didn't - Why would I -Wow. 620 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,000 (SEVERAL VOICES AT ONCE) 621 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,159 You should get cancelled soon. 622 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,279 I know this is the last show, Jay, but... 623 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,759 I... the question was, could I join your golf club? 624 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,680 Immediately you go, you could get blackballed. 625 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,559 It is... it's actually true, there are some courses, 626 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,799 if you join and they're not sure about you, you could be blackballed. - What d'you mean, not sure? - Well, 627 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,360 if they don't like, you know, what you do or where you're from - So if you're black? 628 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,719 No, no, no. 629 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,599 Let's move on, let's go, let's go to the hole in one. 630 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,279 I mean, Jay... What?..you keep applying the tan, 631 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,280 you might be close to getting banned yourself. 632 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:52,359 Well, after already missing 521 times between them, 633 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,159 Jamie and Tony decide to have one final push. 634 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,679 Let's see how they got on. 635 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,159 Right, come on, Tone. Round two, mate, round two. 636 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,319 This is where there's no more Mister Nice Guy. 637 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,400 In your own time. 638 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,000 That's close. 639 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,920 Fuck off. Ah, Tone. 640 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,120 Fuck off. (LAUGHS) 641 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,999 Tone, Tone, Tone! 642 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,480 Ahh! Oh! 643 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,679 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! 644 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,359 Come on, come back, we need you, Tone. 645 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,719 If I can just remind you of the challenge. 646 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,519 It's to get the ball in the hole. 647 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,959 Is there a world record for the least funny man? 648 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,440 Congratulations, you've just won another one. 649 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,280 That's got a great line on it. 650 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,359 Oh, no! Oh my god! 651 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,519 It went in the hole. It went in the hole and bounced out. 652 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,399 If the ball bounces out, it does not count, I'm afraid. 653 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,920 Oh my god. 654 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,319 The sun is setting, gentlemen, this is your last chance 655 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,160 to get your hole in one. Good luck. 656 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,759 This is it, baby. Hole in one time. 657 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,560 Guinness Book of Records time. Come on, lad. Come on, Jam, let's go! 658 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,239 That's the perfect place to land! 659 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,320 Oh my god. It's gone in the hole and round it. 660 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,320 Time is getting away from us, gents. 661 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,359 Come on. This is the one. 662 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,360 This is the one. 663 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,440 Ahh! I'm losing the will to live. 664 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,760 Oh, fuck off! 665 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,999 Right, last go. Come on. 666 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,639 D'you think one's gonna slam-dunk, or we're gonna roll it in? It's not gonna stay, mate. 667 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,560 It's got to roll in. Even a second bounce might not stay in. 668 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,040 See, it's gonna have to roll like that! Yeah! 669 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,120 Yeah! Yeah! 670 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,719 Whoo! 671 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,480 Have some of that, baby...! 672 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,679 Oh my god. Oh, yes! 673 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,680 Yes, Tone! Yes! 674 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,679 Yes, Tone! Whoo! 675 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,999 We've done it, big boy. Listen... Champ. 676 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,679 We've done it. Marky! 677 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,280 You did it. We did it, Marky! 678 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,239 Yes! Yes! 679 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,599 Yes, boys. Are we record-breakers? 680 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,359 Congratulations, you are officially amazing. 681 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,559 Thank you, mate. Top man, Mark. 682 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,119 We're in A League of Our Own, guys. 683 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,640 Mark, I'm gonna get the ball, alright? 684 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,760 Come on. This is it. 685 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,280 Whoo! (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 686 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:03,560 Wow, give it up for Jamie Redknapp! 687 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,919 Jamie, that was... Ahh... that was unbelievable. 688 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,839 Er... So happy... how, how d'you feel? I can honestly say 689 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,359 it makes me emotional watching that, because to do it 690 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,279 on the last ever episode, with my big mate Tony, 691 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,959 we'd tried so hard, and genuinely we had 15, 692 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,719 20 minutes left of daylight, and we had to do it, Tone, didn't we? 693 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,239 I didn't mind who did it at that point, and we just got the perfect line on one, 694 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,639 and it just dribbled in. Oh, so happy. 695 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,759 D'you reckon you would've got there, Tony? Were you happy or disappointed? 696 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,999 It was a good laugh. We had a laugh, didn't we? 697 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,639 Er, in the end, the height just went away, 698 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,279 because I was up there for that fucking long, 699 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,640 I'd lost the will to live, and I just thought, even if I fall off, I'm not arsed anymore. 700 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,079 At one point, he was go... he said... seriously, 701 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,600 he said to me, "Take me harness off, I've had enough of this." 702 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,960 I'm Scouse, I'm not Welsh. 703 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,159 Er, you got three bonus points. You've also got yourself 704 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,639 a world record, and to present you with your certificate, 705 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,280 please welcome Mark! 706 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,799 Mark, really nice to see you. 707 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,839 Welcome back to the show. Buzzing to be back? 708 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,759 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 709 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,359 How did you feel about Jamie kissing you? 710 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,160 Well, it wasn't the first time it's happened. 711 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,799 Mark, was there part of you hoping it would go further? I wished that Tony had won, 712 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,880 to be honest. 713 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,279 OK, listen, time to make it official now, Mark, over to you. 714 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,919 Congratulations, Jamie. One final time, 715 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:04,199 you are officially amazing. - Well done. - Thank you, mate. Thank you. 716 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,800 (MUSIC/CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 717 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,520 Are you pleased for me? 718 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,200 Please give it up for Mark from Guinness World Records...! 719 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,640 See you in a bit. 720 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,320 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE 721 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,199 It's time for our final round. 722 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,240 Let's see what they're up against tonight. 723 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,239 This is Goalmouth Scramble. 724 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:51,239 I'm transporting the teams back to the days of proper football with leather balls, muddy pitches 725 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,559 and big tackles. They'll be trying to answer multiple choice questions 726 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,959 by scoring in the goal that matches the right answer, 727 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,719 while the other team try to stop them. Let's welcome back our teams. 728 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:04,360 ♪ 'Come On Feel The Noize' - SLADE 729 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,999 Chesney has subbed in for Tony 730 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,839 as he's recovering from a snapped Achillies. Jamie, 731 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,319 was that something that would've kept a player like you - out? - No, I'd have played on 732 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,959 with that one Tone, sorry. Erm, Laura, are you looking forward to this? 733 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,159 Definitely, yep. Er, OK. 734 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,120 Zuu, you look unbelievable. Can we get a... 735 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,719 Who are you today, Zuu? I'm not sure. 736 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,239 What player are you feeling? You've gotta go into that era, - who are you thinking? - Dunno. 737 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,240 I don't know any old players. Er, Jamie Redknapp. 738 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,799 OK, Blue Team, you're gonna be defending first. 739 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,039 Red Team, you are answering questions. 740 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,799 Get yourselves into position, - please. - Come on Zuu, we need you. Urgh! 741 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,000 What is this brown stuff? Er, I produced it earlier. 742 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,079 Blue Team, you're defending first, Red Team, answering questions. 743 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,239 Question one, which one of these athletes won gold 744 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,759 on Super Saturday at London 2012? 745 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,880 A, Victoria Pendleton, or B, Jessica Ennis-Hill? 746 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,160 Can we tackle? 747 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,920 (CROWD CHEERING) 748 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,440 Come on! (YELPS) 749 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,639 What a goal! That is correct. 750 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,839 Yes, Zuu. Oh my life -That was better than your Soccer Aid goal. 751 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,920 OK, here's your second question, Red Team. 752 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,239 Wimbledon, he never won the US Open. Off you go! 753 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,240 (CROWD CHEERING) 754 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,040 But I'm sure he won the U.S Open. Ahh! 755 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,799 I'm afraid you don't get the point, it's handball. (CROWD BOOS) Why? 756 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,359 Hand of God! You didn't see it, ref. No, Hand of God is like that, 757 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,199 hand of God is not picking it up and luzzing it into the goal. I dunno what they're talking about. 758 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,880 Question number three, Red Team. 759 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,480 Cruiserweight, A. OK, go or it. 760 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,800 Zuu. Zuu! Zuu, this way! 761 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:10,240 This way! Ref, he's pulling my undies, ref! 762 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,440 What's going on? 763 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,120 Well done, Red Team, you scored two points. 764 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,120 Oh, fuck. 765 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,240 That might end up on a porn website. 766 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,039 I think you're safe. - Are you sure? - Yeah. 767 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,199 This show has gone to new depths. Yeah, d'you know what, actually, 768 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,639 watching this, I think, know what, it is good that it's ending. 769 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,240 Red Team, you're defending, Blue Team, answering questions. Your first question is... 770 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,599 Albatross is... (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 771 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,999 Let me go tackle 'em. Go Zuu, go! 772 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,680 Big shot. Big shot! 773 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,799 What a goal! 774 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,320 Blue Team, your next question. 775 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,040 Get there, get there! 776 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:24,320 That's the wrong one, wrong one! That was the wrong, er... OK, Blue Team, question three. 777 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,039 Jason. Don't look at me, - I ain't helping you. - Yeah. 778 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,720 Laura. Go long! 779 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,679 That was correct. Correct. 780 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,600 Well done, Blue Team, you scored two points! 781 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,679 So that means tonight's winners are the Blue Team! 782 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,800 You are in A League Of Your Own, well done. 783 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,479 So thanks to Jamie, Zuu, Laura, Micah, Jill and Tony, 784 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,559 and now, to sing us out, 785 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:27,440 it had to be the One and Only, Mark from Guinness World Records! 786 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,160 ♪ 'Freed From Desire' - GALA 787 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,799 ♪ My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs 788 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,639 ♪ My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs 789 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,599 Yeah! ♪ Want more and more 790 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,239 ♪ People just want more and more 791 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:50,239 ♪ Freedom and love, what he's looking for 792 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,759 ♪ Want more and more 793 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,839 ♪ People just want more, freedom and love 794 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,599 ♪ What he's looking for 795 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,439 Let's go! ♪ Freed from desire 796 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,359 ♪ Mind and senses purified 797 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:08,919 ♪ Freed from desire, mind and senses purified 798 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,479 ♪ Freed from desire 799 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,399 ♪ Whoo! Na-na-na-na-na, na-na na-na-na, na-na-na 800 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,960 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na (REPEATS TILL END) 801 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,440 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 802 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:50,039 A huge thank you to everyone who's been a part of this show 803 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,559 over the years, the guests, the crew, 804 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,919 everyone behind the scenes and, most importantly, Jamie's Botox guy. 805 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,279 And thank you so much for watching. 806 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,279 This was A League Of Their Own. Goodnight. 807 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,000 (CHEERING/APPLAUSE) 808 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,960 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky