1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,599 What was it, Liverpool? Yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,599 JAMIE: So good to have Harry Maguire on the show. 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,360 Not so sure about Big Tom. He is all over him. 5 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,399 Hello, mate, how are you? Yeah, good man. 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,079 Yeah, good to have you on the show. He is so thirsty round everyone. 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,239 Dunno if you wanna go and, like, see a film? 8 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,639 Dunno if you like movies and stuff. Love the cinema. 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,479 Brought you some food. You like food? 10 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,759 Love food. 11 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,599 I saw you in hair and make-up. Yeah. 12 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,199 You were being a little bit... 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,559 Thirsty? Yeah. 14 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,599 What's your favourite food? We'll go for a Nandos, mate. 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,399 Yes, Big Meeks. 16 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,959 Can I just say, I wanted to make him feel welcome, that's why I gave him a massage. 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,199 But in all seriousness, - just rein it in a little bit. - OK, OK. 18 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,159 Be more like this if I see him? No. 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,199 Yes, Jill. You think that's casual? 20 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,279 Yeah, that's cool, right. Relaxed. It's predatory. 21 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,559 Oh, yes, bruv. He's going for it. 22 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,560 Touch ball. Tackers. 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,160 (UPBEAT THEME MUSIC) 24 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,720 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,959 Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan, this is A League Of Their Own, 26 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,799 let's meet the teams. In the blue corner, 27 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,759 joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards, 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,719 is a man who's like a brother to me, 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,159 in that we secretly resent each other's success. It's Tom Davis. 30 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 31 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,879 And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the reds is a comedian 32 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,079 who's the only man on Earth who makes me look cheery and optimistic, 33 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,119 it's Jon Richardson. 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,879 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 35 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,480 And completing the line-up... 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,359 ...he's never met a ball that he wouldn't love to head. 37 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,239 It's Harry Maguire. 38 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,320 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 39 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,319 Give it up for Harry Maguire everybody. 40 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,519 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 41 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,919 Oh, my goodness. - Wowzer. - I can't believe it, 42 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,879 Harry Maguire on the show. How are you? 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,399 All good, thank you. Thanks for coming on. 44 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,319 Colossus for club and country at centre back, but did you always 45 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,079 play at centre half? 46 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:35,439 No, I actually didn't. I actually started at the top end of the pitch. 47 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,439 Mm-hmm. Then actually worked my way down. 48 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,839 My old football manager actually asked me to move back, 49 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,920 but he actually meant to Sri Lanka. (LAUGHTER) 50 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,359 Jon, welcome to the show. 51 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,599 Thank you. Is Harry Maguire your type of player? 52 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,799 Uh... Yeah, yeah. I... 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,599 (LAUGHTER) Oh. 54 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,119 Yeah, that was a... I'm a Leeds United fan so let's... 55 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,519 (CHEERS/BOOS) 56 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,599 Club wise, I used to pick the right club cos Manchester United 57 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,199 also have started at the top and have worked their way down. 58 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,799 (LAUGHTER) OK, before we get going, I just wanna get this out the way. 59 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,679 Do you wanna go by Harry tonight and not Slab Head? 60 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,759 (LAUGHTER) Cos... 61 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,439 I'll go by anything, to be honest. 62 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,679 I've been called- How do you feel about that nickname? 63 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,359 I think my wife calls me worse than that.(LAUGHTER) 64 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,839 What do the players call you? What's your nickname when you're at England or Man United? 65 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,919 It were Vards who come up with that a while ago. 66 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,399 I used to call him Steptoe, and he used to call me Slab Head. 67 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,879 Oh, Jamie Vardy, yeah. Yeah, so... Steptoe. 68 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,079 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) I get nicknames 69 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,919 from the rest of the panel, it's really nice. 70 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,239 Jamie calls me Chocolate Bonky Eye, which is... 71 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,640 (LAUGHTER) 72 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,599 I'm not sure about that one. It's the 20th series, 73 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,839 it doesn't matter we're gonna get cancelled, anyway. 74 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,839 What you gonna do, cancel me? We've got Tom. 75 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,759 - Yeah. - BBB. - Yeah. - Big Bald Bellend. 76 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,719 Wow. (LAUGHTER) 77 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,239 Rom, have you got any nicknames? Like, Rapper, 78 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,079 you're into your rap, aren't ya? 79 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,519 Well, I mean, I had my own nickname, Ranga The Lazy Eyed Assassin. 80 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,959 (LAUGHTER) I was thinking more Oozy. 81 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,919 Oozy? Oozy looking at. 82 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,359 (LAUGHTER) 83 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,880 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Wow. 84 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,879 It's my fault. I thought I was having a real conversation. 85 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,679 I allowed myself... You said like a rapper, my vanity took over, 86 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,839 and went, OK, let's hear it. And it was all just a set-up for a lazy eye joke. 87 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,799 (LAUGHTER) 88 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,519 Right, let's crack on with round one. 89 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,600 Blue team, have a look at this. 90 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,639 (CROWD CHEERING) 91 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,560 (UPBEAT ENERGETIC MUSIC) 92 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,359 Are you keeping them glasses on all day? 93 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,159 Yes. What are you, the fashion police? 94 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,839 I'm not even listening to you. I'm talking to you and you're not even looking at me. 95 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,480 Oh, my God. (LAUGHTER) 96 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,479 COMMENTATOR: VAR recommending an on-field review. 97 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,639 REFEREE: Away number six, less than one metre into the wall, 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,759 therefore it's an indirect free kick and a disallowed goal. 99 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,519 (CHEERS) 100 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,119 All the checks are complete. 101 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,400 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 102 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,719 Yes, this question is all about modern football. 103 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,399 These days you can't go a weekend without people claiming that the game is gone. 104 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,479 So, based on a recent poll of football fans, 105 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,119 what do you think is the most hated aspect of the game in 2025? 106 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,279 The options are: goal music, 107 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,639 VAR and inane punditry. 108 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,519 (LAUGHTER) Jill, what makes you think the game's gone? 109 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,479 Ooh. 110 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,359 I think this is probably gonna sound controversial coming from me, 111 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,479 but I feel like it just gets rammed down our throats, 112 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,879 it's too emotional, it's boring to watch. 113 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,279 Like, why are men still playing football? 114 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,880 (LAUGHTER) 115 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,679 Jay, you obviously started playing in the days of black and white, so... 116 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,759 (LAUGHTER) ...you've seen it all. 117 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,759 Do we need to worry about the beautiful game? 118 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,239 No, it's still beautiful. There's a few things I don't like. 119 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:59,399 - Mm-hmm. - Replica shirts on grown men going to football. 120 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,159 - Yeah, yeah. - That's really... There should be an age limit. 121 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,159 You'd have to take ID to show that you're... 122 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,119 If you're over 21, you shouldn't be allowed to wear a replica shirt. 123 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,199 - Yeah. - I think, if I saw Tom, I went to watch West Ham, 124 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,679 he's got his Jarrod Bowen shirt on, looked like an absolute helmet. 125 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,399 (LAUGHTER) You spent most of your career 126 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,439 just wearing a subs jersey, you didn't get... 127 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,360 (LAUGHTER) 128 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,639 Jon, what would you change about football if you had the chance? 129 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,799 Ryan Reynolds. 130 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,839 (LAUGHTER) 131 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,559 All of them. I'm sick of American celebrities. 132 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,679 (LAUGHTER) "Let's go buy 133 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:38,319 a shithole and bring joy to tragic people's life." Fuck off. 134 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,279 (LAUGHTER) Just cos your sports are all shit, 135 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,399 don't come over here and buy ours. 136 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,519 That clip of Tom Brady when he buys Birmingham, 137 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,159 he's in the cab going, "So what's the other team Aston Vanilla? 138 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,559 Are they, like, Premier League?" 139 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,040 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 140 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,559 What about inane punditry? 141 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,719 That was also on the list of people's biggest issues with the modern game. 142 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,599 I do think that's a bit harsh, about punditry, 143 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,719 cos it's difficult to be a pundit. I mean, 144 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,319 listen, tell me, is this inane? 145 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,279 First of all, I just wanna look at this. 146 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,719 That's a corner flag there as you can see... 147 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,520 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 148 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,439 Wow. 149 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,399 Now, listen. 150 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,559 Not only corner flag, not only, "that's a corner flag. 151 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,479 Let me circle it in case you're not sure." 152 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,239 (LAUGHTER) "It's that one there, let me just get that round there." 153 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,359 What are you up to, Jay? Yeah, it's bad that one. 154 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,319 (LAUGHTER) I don't know why I just didn't say, 155 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,279 Look, you can see... To try and explain myself. 156 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,599 What happened there was, during the commentary, 157 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,479 they were saying how windy it was. And I'm trying to explain, 158 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,959 well, there was no wind, you can see - by the corner flag. - Right. 159 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,239 That is out of order cos he's explained himself there. 160 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,119 Yeah. What would be really, sort of, inane 161 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,599 is getting a players position wrong. 162 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,919 Now you say to him, OK, you're gonna become a centre back. 163 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,039 No disrespect, we've got two here, it's almost... 164 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,599 Well, not quite, not quite two, not quite two. 165 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,479 (LAUGHTER) 166 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,279 Oh, God. I forgot about that. 167 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,439 You referred to legend Jill Scott as a centre half. 168 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,599 Well, yeah, I got that a bit wrong. 169 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,479 (LAUGHTER) I did forget about that. 170 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,199 - Yeah. - We did try and help you out cos I actually said after that, 171 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,199 well, I did play centre half for a couple of games, so I did try and help ya. 172 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,999 - Thanks. - If it was now, I'd have threw you straight under the bus. 173 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,599 (LAUGHTER) 174 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,239 I do feel we've been a bit harsh. I mean, the truth is, you know, 175 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,079 what about, I dunno, for example, pointing out the blatantly obvious 176 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,079 for no particular reason. Let's have a look. 177 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,279 You can see there Joe Hart's holding up four fingers. 178 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,280 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 179 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,560 (LAUGHS) Jamie. 180 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,439 I can explain that one, as well, - - funny enough. - OK, go on. - Jamie. 181 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,799 So... (LAUGHTER) 182 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,919 The one saving grace is you go, "You can see Joe Hart there's got one, two, three, four fingers." 183 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,239 (LAUGHTER) So what was going on there? 184 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,839 Well, if you let that run on, 185 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,879 there was a free kick that was actually taken. 186 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:57,279 Joe Hart, I think at the time was holing up four fingers. 187 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,959 I think so. Can we... I dunno if you wanna see the... 188 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,799 Four. Holding up four... he was holding up four fingers. 189 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,679 But in the wall, - there was only three players. - Right. 190 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,479 So, I was trying to explain that Joe wanted four, but he only got three. 191 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,599 Right, OK.And then they scored from that free kick. 192 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,679 So, if you actually think about it, that is great analysis. 193 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,759 No, no, it's good. It's really good, isn't it? What do you think? 194 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,359 I'm confused about where the corner flags are at this point. 195 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,880 (LAUGHTER) 196 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,359 Harry, do players ever sit in the changing rooms and talk 197 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,119 about pundits and who you hate and stuff? 198 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,119 If we spoke about pundits speaking about ourselves at Man United, 199 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,399 we'd be speaking about them 24/7. 200 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,879 Be honest, though, right, I can imagine Man United dressing room, 201 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,119 you're walking in before the game and maybe there's Sky on in the background. 202 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,199 Someone's straight up to that TV and pressing that button off. 203 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,920 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 204 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,959 Tom, what's your favourite cliche that pundits roll out? 205 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,879 Jamie's quite culpable of this one, 206 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,719 the 'when I used to play'. I find that one... 207 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,959 Like, just having to remind people that, like... 208 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,199 We get it, Jamie. You used to play football. 209 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,039 "Used to get a horse and carriage to the game." (LAUGHTER) 210 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,639 "Team sheet will be up on parchment." 211 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,519 Less and less relevant as every year goes by. 212 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,519 Yeah, I just... That's the one that really gets my goose. 213 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,519 Well, I mean, it's nice to hear you talking about punditry, Tom, 214 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,679 cos I've actually had the delight of seeing some of your punditry. 215 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,359 (LAUGHTER) Have a look at this. 216 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,039 But what have you made of Italy, though? 217 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,119 They've been very strong. They're incredible, yeah. Unbeaten in 33 games. 218 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,359 They're incredible, but, mate, this is England, 219 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,799 and this is the best England side we've ever had, so if I... 220 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,519 everyone we're talking about being worried about Italy, 221 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,119 they're over there absolutely pooping their pants 222 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,239 about playing us, let me tell ya. 223 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,319 They were all cheering for Denmark last night cos they don't want a bit of this. 224 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,199 They don't want a bit of Southgate, or Wembley when it's rocking. 225 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,800 (APPLAUSE) Wow. - Is that real? - Yeah, it is. 226 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,839 That is Tom Davis sounding like he just turned up at the interview 227 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,919 after painting a cross on a roundabout. 228 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,920 (LAUGHTER) 229 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,479 England, obviously, went on to lose that game, so good prediction. 230 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,439 What was going on there exactly? 231 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,519 I'll tell you what was going on, it was the morning after the semi-final, 232 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,519 so that had been, sort of, 24 hours of just sinking pints, 233 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,679 and I was just in a very jubilant mood, sort of, patriot... 234 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,159 (LAUGHS) ..patriotic spirit had got the best of me. 235 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,319 I've never had so much trolling, by the way, after the game by... 236 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,959 Italians somehow found me and I became the figure head of England. 237 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,399 Yeah, that was a... 238 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,199 What's so funny about it is you trying to sound intimidating, 239 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,519 but then remembering that you're on live TV. 240 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,599 Just going, "Trust me, they're gonna be over there 241 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,479 and they're gonna be pooping their pants." 242 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,119 (LAUGHTER) 243 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,039 Let's do it, let's talk about VAR. 244 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,959 For those that don't know, VAR stands for - why is this taking so long, 245 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,879 I wanna smash my own face in. 246 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,119 It was brought into the Premier League in 2019. 247 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,959 Jill, do you think - it's been a success? - Oh, I hate it. 248 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,919 You'd literally score and then it would go to VAR for, like, 249 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,479 five minutes and then they'd be like, "Yeah, the goal counts," 250 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,239 so you're kind of, like, faking your celebration 251 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,079 which is hard to do, like, fake it in the moment. 252 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,999 I actually dunno how your wife does it, Romesh. 253 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,400 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 254 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,679 I mean, my wife's orgasm noise is, "Are you done?" 255 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,359 (LAUGHTER) 256 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,439 Tom, how would you improve VAR? 257 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,399 A couple of things, I think, like a sort of 258 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,319 wheel of fortune would be quite interesting. 259 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,479 So, they just have that on the side of the pitch, 260 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,039 you could win a penalty, but the referee might have to do a forfeit. 261 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,519 (LAUGHTER) 262 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,959 Or instead of going to some soppy, sort of, boring guy in a room 263 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,039 on his own, just go to six lads smashed out their head in a pub. 264 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,239 Like, in a Wetherspoons, show them the footage 265 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,799 and then they've gotta fight it out in a fist fight between 'em. 266 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,079 Sounds like a better thing to watch. That'd liven it up. 267 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,079 Harry, what's the most annoying thing for you? 268 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,999 If I was in charge of it, I would just get rid of it all apart from 269 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,199 for goal line technology and off sides, they're factual. 270 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,920 Yes, I like that. (APPLAUSE) 271 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,279 It was quite a measured round of applause, the sort of thing you'd see on Question Time, but... 272 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,879 (LAUGHTER) Right, blue team, I need - an answer from you please. - OK. 273 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,159 What order d'you think these things came in from a poll 274 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,479 about where people are ranking the things they hate most between VAR, 275 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,639 inane punditry and goal music. 276 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,040 VAR first. 277 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,959 So, d'you think Jamie's more annoying than goal music? 278 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,759 Oh. (LAUGHTER) 279 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,119 Course he is. Is Jamie more annoying than music? Yes. 280 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,519 (LAUGHTER) Jamie and then goal music. 281 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,439 No, it's not actually Jamie. No, it's not fucking me. 282 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,479 (LAUGHTER) They're not, like, saying that I'm the worst. Jill, please. 283 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,039 Well, I can tell you that goal music - was lowest on the list. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,759 Inane punditry was second, and VAR is the thing that people hate 285 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,919 the most about modern football. Yeah! 286 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,959 Well done, blue team, you scored three points. 287 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,960 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 288 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,759 Now, I think we need a palate cleanser after discussing all that filth. 289 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,559 Harry, you're definitely not a games gone footballer, 290 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,839 let's remind ourselves of your penalty against Italy. 291 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,759 COMMENTATOR: Maguire. 292 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,839 Scores. (CROWD CHEERING) 293 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,359 Absolutely smashes it. 294 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,079 Takes the camera out. Love that. 295 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,519 Now, Harry, the best thing about that is you actually broke the camera. 296 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,399 So, we thought we'd see if we could repeat it. 297 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,239 This is Smash Hit. 298 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 299 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,679 As you can see, we have fitted a camera inside a target 300 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,519 in the corner of the goal. Who would like 301 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,759 to see Slab Head himself have a go? 302 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,759 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Come on, Harry. 303 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,879 Harry Maguire, everybody. 304 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,560 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 305 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,159 We'll see if this is a fluke. 306 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,719 OK. Good luck to you. Come on, Big Man. 307 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,559 (CHEERING) - Harry Maguire steps up. - Go on, H! 308 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,479 Go on, H. Come on, H. 309 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,839 Ooh! 310 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:49,119 - One more, one more. - Harry, Harry, have another go, have another go. 311 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,959 H, go on, boy. 312 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,479 That's so close. Holy shit. 313 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,319 (LAUGHTER) 314 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,280 That was insane. (LAUGHS) 315 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,599 Here we go, Romesh. Come on, Harry. 316 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,360 (CHEERING) Go on, Harry! 317 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,840 Ohh! 318 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,039 H. H. 319 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,879 So consistent, though. 320 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,520 Come on, Harry. Go on, Harry. 321 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,040 Whoa! Go on, Harry. 322 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,999 It's getting a little bit - embarrassing now. - No, it's not. 323 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,559 Any balls left? 324 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,079 How many you got left? - Five. - Come on, then, H. 325 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,599 I'll get my family to make some more. 326 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,919 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 327 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,279 Go on, Harry. 328 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,799 Come on, H. Think about England. Think about Germany-England, mate. 329 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,119 Remember that feeling, H. Let it course through your spine. 330 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,959 Go on, Harry! 331 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,960 Come on, H. 332 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,999 (CHEERING) 333 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,399 ♪ NEIL DIAMOND: Sweet Caroline ♪ 334 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,119 ♪ Good times never seemed so good 335 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,439 ♪ So good, so good Hey, hey, hey 336 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,440 ♪ I've been inclined 337 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:10,279 ♪ To believe they never would... ♪ 338 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,679 Give it up for Harry Maguire, everybody. 339 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,719 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 340 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,799 Ah, mate, that was good. 341 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,199 Well done, bonus point to the red team. 342 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,959 Yes. 343 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 344 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,560 Right, here is a question for you, red team. Have a look at this. 345 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,599 COMMENTATOR: Max Verstappen. 346 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,800 A four-time champion of the world. 347 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,359 COMMENTATOR: Sole possession 348 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,720 at the top - Viktor Hovland. 349 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,319 There you saw Victor Hovland, Kylian Mbappe and Max Verstappen, 350 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,679 but what I wanna know is what their obsessed with. 351 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,799 Who is massively into UFOs and claim they help his game? 352 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,119 Who is a geography geek and had maps of the world on their bedroom walls? 353 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,959 And who is addicted to Ludo 354 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,239 and was caught playing it in a hotel room at 3:00am? 355 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,399 I'm not sure what's weirder - playing Ludo at 3:00am, 356 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,959 or someone bursting into your hotel room to catch you doing it. 357 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,759 (LAUGHTER) 358 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,759 So, this is all about sports stars' obsessions. 359 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,479 Harry, what are you obsessed with away from the pitch? 360 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,719 Um, probably golf. 361 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,279 Really? Yeah. 362 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,639 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) Somebody clapping that. 363 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,919 (LAUGHTER) What a weird thing to applaud. 364 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,479 Are you applauding that he likes golf? 365 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,279 Have you played with Jay? 366 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,439 Yeah, we have played, ain't we? Yeah, yeah. 367 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,959 Do you have to fill out his score card for him? (LAUGHTER) 368 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,079 What's Jay like playing golf with? 369 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,599 He's a good player. Thanks, mate. 370 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,600 He knows where the flags are. (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 371 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,839 I fucking love golf. - Do you? - Yeah. 372 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,559 Well, that sounded well hard. 373 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,720 (LAUGHTER) 374 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,519 Tom, help me out, mate, what's your obsession? 375 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,719 Sadly, actually, golf, as well. 376 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,959 - God sake. - No, no, a very different golfer. I'm a very... 377 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,439 I'm an awful golfer. These two are obviously amazing. 378 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,959 I play golf at such an awful level 379 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,999 that I know I've probably bought the owner of Callaway his new house. 380 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,719 I go round, I will lose probably about 25 to 50 balls, 381 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,839 it's disgusting. - We played once. - Oh, God. 382 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,799 So, my dad, Big Tom, we got a nice game. 383 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,519 Anyway, we're stood on the first tee, 384 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,919 I've hit quite a nice one down there, Dad's hit a good one, 385 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,999 Tom's gone to hit it and done a complete air shot. 386 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,639 I was like, "It's alright, Big Man, relax. This is a big day for you." 387 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,879 So, he does it again. You arrogant prick. 388 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,799 "This is a big day for you," playing golf with the Redknapps. 389 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,559 It's a big day, he's nervous. Then he does another air shot 390 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,719 and he turns to me, deadly serious, 391 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,479 and went, "This is a tough course." 392 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,320 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 393 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,199 So, is golfer Viktor Hovland the geography geek who had maps 394 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,359 of the world on his bedroom as a kid? 395 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,519 Meeks, what did you have on your bedroom walls? 396 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,599 - Ooh, Pamela Anderson. - Yeah. MAN: Whey! 397 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,159 Course. Baywatch. Love how one guy went, "Whey!" 398 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,919 There's a really weird audience member, 399 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,399 the only thing he's done is clap golf and go, whey, at Pamela Anderson. 400 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,839 Who else was on there, Meeks? 401 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,199 Kelly Brook. 402 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,679 Yeah. Really? 403 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,559 The last one... 404 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,359 Louise Redknapp. 405 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,360 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 406 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,279 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 407 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,879 - Oh, my God. - Sounds like me and Meeks had the same bedroom wall. 408 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,480 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 409 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,039 High five. 410 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,079 Jill, you and Tom look like a shit Britney and Justin Spears. 411 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,479 (LAUGHTER) Justin Timberlake, even. 412 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,200 (LAUGHTER) 413 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,359 "I'm gonna get you, you wait till I drop this line." 414 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,039 Justin Spears. 415 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,359 "You're like Justin Spears and bloody Britney bloody Timberlake." 416 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,959 (LAUGHTER) I've had that in my head for about 10 minutes as well. 417 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,039 (LAUGHTER) 418 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,639 It was a quiet place of solace... 419 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:38,079 He thought it was so good, he was waiting for the right moment. (LAUGHS) 420 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,799 I got so excited, I snatched at it. 421 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,639 - Oh, man. - Jamie, we've actually got a clip of your bedroom wall, 422 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,359 let's have a look at this. 423 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,559 I mean, he's in love with the game. He lives for it. 424 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,559 His walls are not plastered with pop singers 425 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,679 and girls with half their clothes off, 426 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,519 they're full up with footballers, you know. 427 00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:00,719 He's got Kenny Dalglish on his wall and John Barnes on his wall 428 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,559 and all the great footballers, you know. 429 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,599 That's really his only interest. 430 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,000 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 431 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,959 That's so funny. 432 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,319 Can we have a look at a young Jamie Redknapp again, please? 433 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,320 (LAUGHTER) 434 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,959 I feel like people are being a bit nasty to me tonight. 435 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,599 I think so, too. I really do. 436 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,959 I'm sorry, please be nice to Jay, alright? 437 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,239 You started it, Rom. - How did I start it? - You started it. 438 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,199 Listen... All the time, pretending you're nice, giving it the big'n. 439 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,599 No. You're on every station going. 440 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,639 Look, it's not my... they tell... You've had a fucking glow-up. 441 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,119 (LAUGHTER) I've not had... You used to be fucking ugly. 442 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,239 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) He's come dressed as a tree. 443 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,839 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 444 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,760 "You used to be ugly." 445 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:52,559 I don't think I was ugly. You were never ugly, you always had a way about ya. 446 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,519 What does that mean? Hold on, no, what does that mean, "had a way..." 447 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,799 You always had a lovely confidence about ya. 448 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,239 Like, you know, the best mate that you could stand next to 449 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,079 and feel better about yourself. 450 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,279 (LAUGHTER) And that's coming from him. 451 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,359 (LAUGHTER) 452 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,559 OK, red team, I need an answer from you. 453 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,319 Who is obsessed with UFOs? 454 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,639 Who's a geography geek, who had maps on his bedroom walls 455 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,719 and who is addicted to Ludo? 456 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,519 I've got a clue for one of 'em. 457 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,960 I'm sure I've seen Victor talking about... 458 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,599 UFOs. - UFOs? - Yeah. 459 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,879 I know a lot of footballers play Ludo, but... Really? 460 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,639 They do, yeah, but so could... 461 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,319 What the hell is going on with the game of football? 462 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,439 (LAUGHTER) OK, well let's see if you're right. 463 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,879 I can tell you that Viktor Hovland is UFO obsessed, 464 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,559 Max Verstappen is a geography geek who had posters of maps 465 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,039 and flags on his bedroom wall, and Kylian Mbappe was caught 466 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,839 playing Ludo at 3:00am - in the hotel room. - Well done. 467 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,880 Well done, red team, you scored three points. 468 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,319 How did he get that? 469 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,320 You looked. 470 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,639 Inspired by Max's love of geography, I've prepared a brand-new game. 471 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,999 It's gonna be Jamie versus Micah, 472 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,600 and this is Shocking All Over The World. 473 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,679 (APPLAUSE) 474 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,319 I'm going to test the geographical knowledge of Jamie and Micah. 475 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,239 They're gonna be asked Geography questions with a sporting theme 476 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,399 and if they get them right they'll get a point. 477 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,119 (ELECTRICITY ZAPS) - Ah! - Ah! Don't do that. Stop that. 478 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,359 Oh, and also... Rom, Rom, don't do that. 479 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,359 No sneaky ones. Only if I get the question wrong. 480 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,919 No, it's to demonstrate the game. 481 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,679 People don't know that at home, they might think it's a stroke. 482 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,039 No, I'm about to explain it. 483 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,319 Right, and also the guys are wearing... Ah. 484 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,999 ...electric shock devices. (LAUGHTER) 485 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,879 If they get a score wrong, they'll get a shock. 486 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,800 Oh, ah! Rom. 487 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,119 Stop it, Romesh. 488 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,559 Basically, if you like watching people get shocked, 489 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,680 this is the game for you. Ah! 490 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,520 OK, it's time to play. 491 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,239 Jamie, you're up first. 492 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,599 Beijing hosted the 2008 Olympics. 493 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,959 To the nearest million, how many people live there? 494 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,960 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 495 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,839 You think that's funny, don't you? 496 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,759 Cos you don't believe I'm gonna get this right, 497 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,199 but I actually know - the answer to this. - Go on. 498 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,999 23 million. 23 million. 499 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,879 (LAUGHS) You're such a... It's 22. 500 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,639 Ah. No! 501 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,639 No, I should get that, that was a great effort. 502 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,839 No, I'm just gonna let you behind the curtain a bit. 503 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,039 Before we started, Jamie said, 504 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,719 "Can you give me one of the answers just as a little moment." 505 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,759 (LAUGHS) 506 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,640 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 507 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,679 He still got it wrong. 508 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,999 What I can't believe is I gave him the answer 22 million, 509 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,679 and then he thought, "What's the nearest million to 22?" 510 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,399 (LAUGHTER) 511 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,519 "I think it's 22." - So... And that's for cheating. - Ah! 512 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,759 OK. Stop it, Rom. 513 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,399 Meeks, what's your geography like? - Not bad at all. - OK. 514 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,079 Legia Warsaw are based in the capital city of Poland, Warsaw. 515 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,959 Correct. Thank you. 516 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,959 (LAUGHTER) 517 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,999 But what is the name of their stadium? 518 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,559 Oh. 519 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,039 The Warsaw Stadium. Warsaw Stadium? 520 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,839 Incorrect. Ah! 521 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,279 It is the Marshal Jozef Pilsudski Legia Warsaw Stadium. 522 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,879 (LAUGHTER) 523 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,719 OK, Jamie. Yep. 524 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,559 Brazil have won the men's - World Cup five times. - Yeah. 525 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,359 Haven't they? Yeah, five. 526 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,559 OK, but can you tell me... No, that's not the... (LAUGHS) 527 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,119 But can you tell me how many colours are in their official flag? 528 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,119 And for a bonus point, name the colours. 529 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,439 Yellow. 530 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,760 OK, that's for the bonus point. First, tell me how many... 531 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,439 Don't. Stop that, that's not fair. That's for not listening. 532 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,439 Go on. How many colours in their flag? 533 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,119 How many colours in their flag, - yeah, that's the question. - Three. 534 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,519 No, it's four. 535 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,039 Ah. 536 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,279 Meeks, can you name the colours and then you get a point? 537 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,319 What, Brazil? - Green, blue. - Yeah. 538 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,919 Yellow, white, no? 539 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,159 Yep. You get a bonus point, - well done, Meeks. - Lovely. 540 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,879 (APPLAUSE) Whoa, whoa, whoa. 541 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,359 I'm going to let you behind the curtain once again, 542 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,039 Jamie Redknapp tried to shock Micah. 543 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,839 There's two buttons here, one is a plus sign and one is a red button. 544 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,360 Jamie pressed the plus side. 545 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,639 That's for trying... OK. 546 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,239 OK, no more, please. - Shut your mouth. - Ah! 547 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,559 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, you don't... 548 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,879 (SCREAMS) That's too much. 549 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,239 Well, you don't touch my... Don't touch my equipment. 550 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,879 Rom, that's too much. 551 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,359 Don't you look, you little shit. 552 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,719 (LAUGHTER) OK, that's... Ahh. Rom. 553 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,639 OK. I don't think it's high enough for you. OK. 554 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,999 Fu... Rom, I swear to God it is. Don't turn it down. 555 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,159 Please, no more because, honestly. Alright. 556 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,119 Micah, here's your, here... Fuck off, Romesh. 557 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,079 I'm gonna fucking have a stroke. I swear. 558 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,799 - - But I'll just shock you back. - No. - And then you'll be back in the room. OK. 559 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,880 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 560 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,359 OK.Come on. - Flag question for you, Meeks. - Yep. 561 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,639 Argentina won the last men's football World Cup, of course, 562 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,359 known for their iconic flag, but in what year was the sun 563 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,639 added to the centre of it? 564 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,480 Oh, come on, Rom. 565 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,439 - Guys? - What roughly, or does it have to be precise? 566 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,639 I'll go roughly, I don't mind. 567 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,439 So, roughly? I think 1977. 568 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,639 Can he not just say 70s? 569 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,399 You can if you want, - d'you wanna say 1970s?70s. - OK. 570 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,279 It was 18... No, 1818. 571 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,959 (SCREAMS) 572 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,399 OK, that was for getting it wrong, and that's for looking at my card. 573 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,439 How come I'm screaming and he's going, ah? 574 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,599 Well, cos you've got... Turn that up, Jay, come on. 575 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,959 No. Stop it. 576 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,919 Sorry. Ahh. 577 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,720 - Sorry. - Wow. I just took someone's eye out. 578 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,879 That's how I did it. 579 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,440 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 580 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,999 (LAUGHTER) 581 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,080 (SCREAMING) 582 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,079 Jamie, come on, please. 583 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,279 You've had a hard time, now you've thrown your toys out of the pram, pathetic. 584 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,399 (LAUGHS) So, after that, 585 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,199 the blue team got one point and the red team got zero. 586 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,480 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 587 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,839 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 588 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,799 In this next round, one of our guests takes on one of our regulars 589 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,959 in a very special sporting challenge. 590 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,119 This week it's sailing, and going head to head were Jamie and Tom. 591 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,839 Jay, do you have much sailing experience beyond your massive 592 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,399 collection of deck shoes? 593 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,399 Not really. I'm a Bournemouth boy, though. 594 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,079 I'm used to the sea. I was alright, actually. Looking forward to it. 595 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,199 Tom, how are you at sea? I'm terrified of it, - if I'm honest with you. - OK. 596 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,199 Jon, based purely on looks, between Jamie and Tom, 597 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,159 who d'you think's more likely to be a good sailor? 598 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,359 I'm not a body language expert. Mm. 599 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,559 But I think Tom might've been shit at it. 600 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,879 (LAUGHTER) Is sailing a lot about tying knots and stuff? 601 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,159 A little bit, not this kind of sailing we were doing but... OK. 602 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,839 Cos I'm worried that you don't even tie your shoe laces. 603 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,519 I just slip it in. 604 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,959 Why use your hands when you can just slip it in Jonny Boy? 605 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,440 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 606 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,919 Harry, if you needed rescuing in a storm, 607 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,439 who would you rather see as captain on the high seas, Jamie or Tom? 608 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,399 Jamie's only captained a couple of small clubs, so... 609 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,199 (LAUGHTER) AUDIENCE: Ooh! (APPLAUSE) 610 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,559 Might have to go with Tom on that one. 611 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,880 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) Thank you. Thank you, Harry. 612 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,519 OK, before the race, I arranged for Olympic gold medallist 613 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,959 Ellie Aldridge and one of the greatest sailors to ever grace 614 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,719 the high seas, Sir Ben Ainslie, to get them up to speed. 615 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,480 Lets have a look now. 616 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,999 How we doing, guys? Hey, guys, fancy seeing you here. 617 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,639 - Lovely to see you. - You alright? Yeah, good to see you, you alright? 618 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,839 This is Tom Davis, he's a comedian. What the hell, what's that? 619 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,319 I always introduce you everywhere we go. People don't... 620 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,159 They probably know who I am. He's the good looking one, right? 621 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,679 So, guys, welcome to Portsmouth. 622 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,199 In a couple of hours' time, you two are going head-to-head 623 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,279 in one of these things. 624 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,320 COMMENTATOR: Look at the speeds, already at 90 kilometres an hour. 625 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,479 So, guys, you're gonna be driving, so let's... 626 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,639 Good, that's the ride I've come for. 627 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,719 Do you know he can't drive? Really? 628 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,839 Don't look at me like that. 629 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,479 - Do you wanna have a go first? - Yeah, - get in, Tom. - Let me get in first. 630 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,079 It's very rare that people with as little experience as these guys have 631 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,519 actually get to go and be in control and drive. 632 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,079 OK, so remember what we were - talking about with the wind? - Yeah. 633 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,839 So, you can't go head to wind, we wanna go close-hauled, 634 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,079 so if you bear away a little bit. 635 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,639 Bear away, this way? - Bear, yeah. - Right, OK. 636 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,719 Yeah, he's not using the wind at all, is he? 637 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,479 Simulators are a waste of time. 638 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,799 My daughter can drive a simulator plane, would I let her go and fly us 639 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,879 all to Spain on our summer holidays? Of course not, 640 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,999 she's three and a half. 641 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,519 Ellie, I've got a bit of wind going on here. 642 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,959 I can smell that, mate, I'm standing behind ya, that's terrible. 643 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,079 I wanna go faster, Ellie, what am I doing there? 644 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,639 OK, so if you wanna go faster, your fastest point of sail 645 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,679 is probably at reach, so about 90 degrees to the wind, 646 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,559 so you would turn to... (SQUAWKING) 647 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,199 You've gotta be ready for seagulls, right? Seagulls can attack. 648 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,999 (SQUAWKING) 649 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,880 Oh, no. I've ended up with s... Ooh, don't go in that bit! 650 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,119 Tom! 651 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,559 I think it's very easy to underestimate how dangerous 652 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,679 the challenge is, especially just being on the simulator. 653 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,839 It's very different being on the boat. 654 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,679 Harrison here's gonna take over and show you what you need to do 655 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,079 if things go bad. 656 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,199 This is Tom Davis, nice to meet ya. He knows who I am. 657 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,519 Right, boys, so now we're gonna replicate what it's like 658 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,599 being capsized or an inverted catamaran on an F50. 659 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,039 What sort of injuries could we get? Anything. Sprained ankle, well death. 660 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,759 What? Death? 661 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,479 This is... Wait there, just for a second. 662 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,679 Tom. 663 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,759 Go and get... Yeah, go and get him, he's alright. 664 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,199 You alright? This is insane. 665 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,679 Me and you are the two most stupid people who do this show. 666 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,119 There's too much to remember to keep us alive. 667 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,319 If we're in a situation 668 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,599 where one of these capsizes and it's on top of us, 669 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,440 like, even that's a controlled environment. 670 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,599 It's hard getting it in your mouth. It falls out. 671 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,039 You're not meant to breath into that, Tom. 672 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,879 It's easier said than done when your head's under water, you mug. 673 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,759 When you breath in through your nose, you take a load of water in. 674 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,439 Not your nose. Don't do that. Oh. (LAUGHS) 675 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,599 That was absolutely terrifying. 676 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,799 Want you to go up, do five push ups, jump in and we'll re-enact a capsize. 677 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,519 They say, "Raise your heart rate." 678 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,079 My heart rate's raised, it's been raised since I saw the safety video. 679 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,520 Come on, Tom. 680 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,999 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 681 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,400 Fuck that. I don't like that. Jesus, man. 682 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,799 Fucking hell, you terrified me. 683 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,319 When he's held me under water, it was like waterboarding. 684 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,079 If that was an interrogation, I'd be giving up so much information. 685 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,080 I was absolutely useless at that. 686 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,119 Alright, guys, now you've done your safety training, how was it? 687 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,119 I have so much respect and admiration for you all. 688 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,439 Even you I, actually, respect. 689 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,279 When you went under and you were crying. 690 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,119 I weren't crying. (LAUGHS) He was crying. 691 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,759 No, you guys, you did great. 692 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,719 Listen, a lot gets said between you and I, 693 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,959 but I've got a lot of - respect for you. - Thank you. 694 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,159 I wish you all the luck, mate, and just stay safe, yeah? 695 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,039 You as well, mate. - Thanks, mate. - You as well. 696 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,359 Mate, always be ready. Always be ready. 697 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,040 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 698 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,519 Tom, did you feel well prepared after that? 699 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,119 Firstly, I need to say something. 700 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,839 This show is a very ethical place to be 701 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,599 and we were worried about having plastics in the sea with Jamie 702 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,719 getting in, but we took all the precautions. 703 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,559 (LAUGHTER) 704 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,439 Mate, I'm not even gonna lie, even watching that gave me... 705 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,639 The drowning stuff was genuinely - terrifying. - The worst. 706 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,319 It did look quite intense. 707 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,279 Who would like to see Jamie being drowned again? 708 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,920 Yes! OK, let's have a look. 709 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,960 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 710 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,999 Fuck that. I don't like that. 711 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,559 Jesus, man. 712 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,599 Oh, my God. JILL: That's funny. 713 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,679 The thing was right, he gets you, sticks you under water, 714 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,879 don't even say hello to you, and then he starts saying, 715 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,279 "Alright, how you doing?" Wants to be mates. "You just tried to drown me, you helmet." 716 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,199 It's for your precautions. You were terrible. 717 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,919 I was actually genuinely worried about you if your thing capsized. 718 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,239 You were so panicked, he was a right Panicky Pete. 719 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,839 Harry, would you have fancied this challenge do you think? 720 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,799 Looking at that, no. No, no.(LAUGHS) 721 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,359 Meeks, are you gutted - you couldn't do this one? - No. 722 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,719 Did you see any black people on that video? 723 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,679 (LAUGHTER) 724 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,320 Keep my black arse inside. 725 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,359 OK. So, it was Jamie Redknapp versus Tom Davis going head-to-head 726 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,239 on the high seas. Whoever won the race 727 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,279 scored three points for their team. 728 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,280 Let's see how they got on. 729 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,320 I'm awake 24/7 just thinking about crushing you. 730 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,320 This is gonna end it all. 731 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,520 Let's get it on. 732 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,440 (LAUGHTER) 733 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,239 COMMENTATOR: Here we go, then, Redknapp versus Davis. 734 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,599 The boys will have to time the start to perfection, 735 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,559 power towards the critical turn one, 736 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,039 and then head back to the start marker for a tricker turn two 737 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,360 before catching the wind and pushing flat out to the finish. 738 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,879 And it's race time. Here we go, then. 739 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,639 Here comes the klaxon. (KLAXON SOUNDS) 740 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,560 And Tom's nailed the start, great move. 741 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,479 There you go, boy. Yeah. 742 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,439 Jamie's quick to counter and they're side by side 743 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,479 as they head into turn one. Nice work. 744 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,159 Mate, you lot are daredevils. 745 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,439 Three, two, one. Turn it. 746 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,440 That's cool, by the way. 747 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,519 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 748 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,399 He won't wanna run across that, Big Tom, no chance. 749 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,360 We're gonna turn hard here, hold on. 750 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,399 Alright, Tom, follow me across, bud. 751 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,080 30. 29. 752 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,479 (LAUGHTER) Nice, Tom. 753 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,319 (LAUGHS) Speedy. 754 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,919 Oh, yeah, I got it. 755 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,759 Your wheel, keeping it straight here. 756 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,839 Jamie in the lead now, Tom needs to nail turn two. 757 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,279 Turning left. That ship up there. 758 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,840 Keep turning left. 759 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,799 Bear away here. 760 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800 Tom gets sprayed and Jamie's first to turn two. 761 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,199 Oh, now, keep going, that's it. 762 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,039 Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, straight up. 763 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,800 Straight up. My wheel. 764 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,719 Wow. 765 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,919 Redknapp's still ahead on the home straight. 766 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,119 Keep turning. Good boy. 767 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,759 Oh, but here comes Davis, he's not giving up. 768 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,039 We're meeting Jamie here. 769 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,679 Coming out. Real nice. 770 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,760 Redders. Redders. 771 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,159 Yes, Dillon. Come on, Dillon, let's go. 772 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,839 Come on, boys. 773 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,119 It's neck and neck as they approach the finish. 774 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,159 Who's gonna take it? 775 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,439 Oh, and Davis wins it on the line. 776 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,679 - We won? - We won, mate. - Yes, get in. - We won. 777 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,679 Yeah! (LAUGHS) 778 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,400 Yes. Oh, what a rush, man. What a rush. 779 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:21,079 Jamie Redknapp didn't show up, but big TD came to take the spoils. 780 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,880 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 781 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,799 That was amazing. 782 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,559 Massive, massive congratulations, Tom. 783 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,639 Couldn't have been a closer finish. Do you think it would've been a bigger win 784 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,239 for you if you hadn't moved across the boat like a dog with worms? 785 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,119 I mean, what was going on there? 786 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,359 That was quite indignifying watching that. I was te... 787 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,959 I don't know, I'm six foot seven, I have no balance, anyway. 788 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,399 Crossing that at a hundred miles an hour or whatever it was, 789 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,719 I was literally flipping all over the gaff, but I feel very good to beat Jamie, 790 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:51,199 to be the ultimate winner in the Davis/Redknapp series. Eat shit. 791 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,159 (LAUGHTER) 792 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,519 So, with Tom Davis's victory, 793 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,919 blue team, that means that you have scored three points. 794 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,959 Yes. 795 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 796 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,840 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 797 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,199 Welcome back to A League Of Their Own. 798 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,839 We finish with an epic challenge where it's all to play for. 799 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,119 Let's see what they're up against tonight. 800 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 801 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,359 Yes, this is Leap Of Faith. 802 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,519 For years, Leap Of Faith has been terrifying contestants on this show, 803 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,799 and now it's time for Jill and Jon to take it on. 804 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,559 Jill, you're up first so please could you head over. 805 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,360 Good luck, Jill. Give it up for Jill Scott, everybody. 806 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,800 JILL: Thank you. 807 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,279 Come on Jill. 808 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,959 Jon, how you feeling about taking this on? 809 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,479 I am, shitting my pants. 810 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,839 (LAUGHTER) Here is how it works. 811 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,039 After tiptoeing across a terrifying tightrope with only ropes to balance, 812 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,519 they'll stop to answer questions at set points. 813 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,519 There is one point for every correct answer, 814 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,999 and a game-changing three bonus points 815 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,999 for whoever completes the course in the fastest time. 816 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,719 OK, Jill, you feeling OK? No. 817 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,239 You are gonna be absolutely fine, probably. OK.Thank you. 818 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,559 (LAUGHTER) What a great team talk. 819 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,400 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Let's raise the rig. 820 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,799 Jill, Jill, how's it feeling up there? 821 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,519 Oh, my God, horrible. Is that it done? 822 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,519 No, you've gotta do the actual course. 823 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,319 Good luck to you. Your time starts now. 824 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,559 TOM: Go on, Jill. 825 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,199 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 826 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,039 Jill makes her way across the ropes here. 827 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,680 She's at the first rope. She's doing very, very well. 828 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,439 This is so wobbly. 829 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,039 Ah! Ooh. 830 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,559 Go on, Jill. 831 00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,360 She's across to the second rope. Jill, your question. 832 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,239 Leicester. - - Nope. - Hull. - Yes. 833 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,440 OK. 834 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,599 This is horrible. 835 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,640 Come on, Jill. Shit. 836 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,360 Ah! Oh. 837 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,960 You've got this, Jill. Go on, Jill. Yes. 838 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,959 Gareth Southgate. Gareth Southgate is correct. 839 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,199 OK, on you go Jill. 840 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 841 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,679 Oh, my God, this is horrible. 842 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,680 OK, question. 843 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,719 Two. - Nope. - One. 844 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,159 It's four. Carry on, Jill. 845 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,639 Four? 846 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,159 Oh, my God. Slow and steady wins the race. 847 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,359 She's making her way across the final platform here. Jill Scott, you have got this. 848 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,239 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 849 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,079 Go on, Jill. 850 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,400 Oh. Oh. Oh. 851 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,919 Go, Jill, go. Breathe, Jill, breathe. 852 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,159 Jill, you've got this. You've got it. 853 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,199 You've got this, Jill. Ah! 854 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,119 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 855 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,959 Jump, Jill. 856 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,800 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 857 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,880 Leave go? 858 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,760 Oh, my God. 859 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,760 Jill Scott, everybody. 860 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,599 Oh, my God, that was horrible. 861 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,079 Well done, Jill, you scored two points. 862 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,320 Let's have a look at a replay. Oh, my God, that was horrible. 863 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,640 (APPLAUSE) Well done, Jill. 864 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,399 Jon, how you feeling, Jon? 865 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,360 I don't really like going up stairs, so... 866 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,639 Listen, it's gonna be absolutely fine, good luck to you. 867 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,400 Let's raise the rig. 868 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 869 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,319 Jon, how you feeling up there? 870 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,799 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 871 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,199 You OK? I'm a comedian. 872 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,439 That's what I do. - Yeah. - I like... Whey! 873 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,919 OK. Come on, Jon. 874 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,279 Good luck to you. Your time starts... 875 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,599 now. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 876 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,519 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 877 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,599 He's made it to the first rope, he's... oh, oh! 878 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,000 Look at... oh! 879 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,319 Can we say - as many numbers as we want? - Yeah. 880 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,279 One, two, three, four, five. - OK, fine, yeah. - Yeah. 881 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,799 Go on, Jon. 882 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 883 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,880 Go on, Jon. 884 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,400 AUDIENCE: Ooh. That's the worst bit. 885 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,879 He's like Tarzan. 886 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,880 OK, your next question. 887 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,319 Sweden. - Correct. - Yes. 888 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,079 On you go, Jon. Go on, Jon! 889 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,519 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Go on. 890 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,360 OK, your next question. 891 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,319 Once, in 1972. Is correct. 892 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,719 Yes, Jon. Off you go, Jon. 893 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,600 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 894 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,440 He is smashing this. 895 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800 He's on fire. 896 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,000 His genitals must be ablaze here as he makes his way across the beam. 897 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,640 Jill, he's mugging you right off. (LAUGHS) 898 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,640 He's doing good. Yes, Jon. 899 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,279 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 900 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,280 Go on, Jon. 901 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,680 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 902 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,159 OK, well done, reds, you scored 903 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,919 three points. Let's have a look at a replay. 904 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,599 That's how you do it, Jill. (LAUGHTER) Tarzan. 905 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,959 Give it up for Jon Richardson, everybody. 906 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 907 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,839 OK, listen, 908 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,039 all of the questions you got asked you got correct, 909 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,439 you did it quicker than Jill, and that means 910 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,359 that tonight's winners are the red team. 911 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,999 - Yeah! - You're in A League Of Your - Own, well done. - Let's have it. 912 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,119 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Wow. Have some of that. 913 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,199 So, thanks to Jill, Micah and Tom, 914 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,279 Jamie, Jon and the one and only Harry Maguire. 915 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,559 You've been watching A League Of Their Own, good night. 916 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 917 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:06,320 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky