1
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Last mag! We gotta move!

2
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Exit's blocked! They're coming up!

3
00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,975
Where's BrianD!?

4
00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:03,306
How's the long way home, BrianD?

5
00:01:03,307 --> 00:01:05,390
- Sweaty enough for you?
- Can we do this later, K-Pop?

6
00:01:05,391 --> 00:01:07,475
I'm late for a clan match!

7
00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,390
This FPS twitcher thinks
he's gonna be the next Law!

8
00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,389
What do you guys want, already?

9
00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:19,932
Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...

10
00:01:20,307 --> 00:01:21,807
Resources.

11
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Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...

12
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And PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."

13
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He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...

14
00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:41,475
And sorry ladies. He's taken.

15
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Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!

16
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There he is!

17
00:01:51,475 --> 00:01:53,475
Law ready for this?

18
00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:02,015
So, uh...

19
00:02:02,016 --> 00:02:03,806
Who wants to see a trickshot demo?

20
00:02:03,807 --> 00:02:05,100
Oh, I do!

21
00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:06,890
She does.

22
00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:09,181
It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!

23
00:02:09,182 --> 00:02:10,681
And it took me three seconds.

24
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I guess that's what you'd call, uh...

25
00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:14,307
Strategy.

26
00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:18,557
GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.

27
00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,807
Yeah!

28
00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,475
See you tomorrow...

29
00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:22,725
Forever!

30
00:02:38,182 --> 00:02:40,015
Hey mom school was great!
Love you, bye!

31
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- Can I touch them...?
- Yeah you can touch both of them!

32
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Sorry I'm late.

33
00:03:03,807 --> 00:03:06,182
Glad you could join us, cap!

34
00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,640
Alright let's go! On me!

35
00:03:24,015 --> 00:03:25,431
Did you guys see that?

36
00:03:25,432 --> 00:03:26,975
That was insane! Dude I...

37
00:03:30,682 --> 00:03:31,975
Thanks man!

38
00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:36,139
So you told me backstage
that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"

39
00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:39,100
What else happened backstage, Bella?

40
00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,599
Anyway, girls...

41
00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,500
pubstomping is when a Pro like me

42
00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,600
goes into a random server
and lays down the, uh...

43
00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:51,264
Let me hear you out there!

44
00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:54,100
Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!

45
00:03:54,307 --> 00:03:55,807
I love this crowd.

46
00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,932
Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?

47
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,933
Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.

48
00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,182
Let's go.

49
00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,350
Get ready to rush the point...

50
00:04:11,558 --> 00:04:13,391
Brian! Take the cat out!

51
00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:16,015
First I gotta put the cat out!

52
00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:20,975
It's like every time!

53
00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,182
Cheeto...

54
00:04:22,183 --> 00:04:22,975
Cheeto!

55
00:04:23,058 --> 00:04:24,558
Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto...

56
00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:26,558
What are you guys doing?

57
00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,725
-AFK.
- Cheeeee-to!

58
00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:30,600
-Here kitty kitty.
- Oh my God. Guys...

59
00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:32,600
We need a new captain.

60
00:04:35,058 --> 00:04:37,558
Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...

61
00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:45,265
Why did we just restack?

62
00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,890
<i>The Law has entered the game.</i>

63
00:04:53,065 --> 00:04:54,732
Alright guys - nobody panic!

64
00:04:54,975 --> 00:04:55,515
Got him.

65
00:04:55,565 --> 00:04:57,490
Got him, aw God.

66
00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:58,790
So much power. So much power everytime!

67
00:05:02,808 --> 00:05:05,183
Run!

68
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,382
Chee-to...

69
00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:09,924
Come here Cheeto!

70
00:05:09,925 --> 00:05:11,590
Cheeto!!

71
00:05:20,075 --> 00:05:21,532
Incredible, right?

72
00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,783
I still feel that rush all the time.

73
00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,857
Oh my gosh... One time I took out
an entire family with that move.

74
00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:29,775
Cheeto!

75
00:05:29,825 --> 00:05:31,240
Cheeto...

76
00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:35,407
Cheeto... good kitty...

77
00:05:35,908 --> 00:05:39,075
Cheeto... Augh! Ow!

78
00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:40,550
Stupid cat!

79
00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:44,765
That one got 'em good.

80
00:05:45,683 --> 00:05:48,224
Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!

81
00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:49,724
"Away from keyboard."

82
00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,515
Let's see if we can have some fun with him.

83
00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,140
Yeah...

84
00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,850
Mom! Where's the iodine?

85
00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:02,975
Whatever, kid.

86
00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,850
Okay...!

87
00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:15,133
Close one!

88
00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:17,882
Hot...

89
00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:18,883
Hot!

90
00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:22,382
So what was that move called?

91
00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:25,182
You know what? It's not really a move...

92
00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,725
I got... I got... I got...

93
00:07:27,058 --> 00:07:27,933
Killed.

94
00:07:28,058 --> 00:07:29,683
You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...

95
00:07:29,684 --> 00:07:31,182
Who was that guy? Right?

96
00:07:31,183 --> 00:07:33,016
Who was that guy?

97
00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:34,641
So, uh...

98
00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:36,307
Alright I guess, uh...

99
00:07:36,308 --> 00:07:38,141
Commercial break or something like that?

100
00:07:48,508 --> 00:07:51,833
And yet the President's condition
is still unknown at this time...

101
00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,207
A nation waits with...

102
00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,340
Frag Alert!

103
00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:59,249
Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!

104
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,265
We got ourselves a
late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!

105
00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,733
ShotBot? What'cha got?

106
00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:06,524
VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...

107
00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:08,232
Live on national television

108
00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:09,400
by a no-name nooblet...

109
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:11,065
In a pubstomp gone wrong!

110
00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:12,190
My computation?

111
00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,525
Frag of the century! Peep the replay!

112
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,416
Yeah, that's right. We were <i>totally</i>
with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!

113
00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:35,500
- We love you BrianD!
- Yeah! Brian!

114
00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:36,732
Give me a break!

115
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,907
What makes this flash-in-the-pan
fluker think he's got what it takes?

116
00:08:39,975 --> 00:08:41,150
Ron!

117
00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:42,649
I completely agree, Ron!

118
00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,740
VGHS is the most intense
pro-gaming academy in the country!

119
00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:48,506
-Guys, guys, guys!
-Can I just agree with you for one second?

120
00:08:48,507 --> 00:08:49,475
Your agreement's been noted!

121
00:08:49,476 --> 00:08:50,800
Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!

122
00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:53,282
Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?

123
00:08:53,682 --> 00:08:55,256
You will not study physics.

124
00:08:55,257 --> 00:08:57,465
You will study physics engines.

125
00:08:57,591 --> 00:08:59,340
You will not study art.

126
00:08:59,341 --> 00:09:01,633
You will study the art of war!

127
00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:03,715
You will learn about biology...

128
00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:06,425
by bathing in the blood of your enemies!

129
00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,090
Sound good?

130
00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:10,591
Well, welcome to VGHS.

131
00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:16,341
This is actually happening...

132
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,549
Everyone says I won't make it, but...

133
00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,256
I have to try, I mean...

134
00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:27,925
I've dreamed of playing on
a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.

135
00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:30,382
I hope you understand...

136
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,091
Classic Cheeto.

137
00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:40,465
I'm gonna miss this back and forth.

138
00:09:42,507 --> 00:09:44,840
Take care of mom... okay?

139
00:09:46,857 --> 00:09:47,924
Brian?

140
00:09:47,925 --> 00:09:50,425
Reporters are here. Let's get you mic'ed up.

141
00:10:02,132 --> 00:10:03,550
Love you mom.

142
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,225
I put some extra food in your bowl.

143
00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:12,057
Where are you going?

144
00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:16,891
I'm going to VGHS.

145
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,390
Brian! Brian!

146
00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:23,933
What do you say to your fans, Brian?

147
00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:48,279
Am I getting through to you, Brian D.?

148
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,930
Huh? Oh. Uh...

149
00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:51,758
Yes sir. Straight through.

150
00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:54,028
I swear, every year it's
the same damn cutscene.

151
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:56,432
Some media darling
with a five-second kill reel

152
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:59,300
breezes into school on a golden ticket.

153
00:12:00,422 --> 00:12:03,921
Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts
you on a plane straight to hell.

154
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,817
And the in-flight movie?

155
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,318
Super hell.

156
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,276
Understood, sir. I know
it will be rough here, but...

157
00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:14,496
I did get some practice
at the Milwaukee Invitational, so...

158
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,095
Oh, really?

159
00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:22,909
Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?

160
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,704
You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!

161
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:28,481
Well I should probably go
get some practice then...

162
00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:33,411
And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't
care what game your parents developed.

163
00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:35,436
What the frag are you doing?

164
00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:38,690
Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure,

165
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,834
I thought I'd make a game about you.

166
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:46,976
Haha, awesome!

167
00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,102
What are my moves?

168
00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,276
Calhoun always wins.

169
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,327
Acceptable.

170
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,201
Now scram, you scrubs.

171
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,661
Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?

172
00:13:01,662 --> 00:13:04,887
Cool your jets, Miss Swan!
I was just getting to that.

173
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:09,300
Your orientation guide is...

174
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:14,866
Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points.
JV FPS captain.

175
00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:16,418
You must be pretty nervous.

176
00:13:16,782 --> 00:13:20,958
Of course I'm nervous. Did
you see her 1080 no-scope Natty Ice?

177
00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:36,431
Hahaha, not even close, son!

178
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,716
Who's next?

179
00:13:38,895 --> 00:13:41,696
But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon.

180
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,015
Hey, Jenny.

181
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,072
Nice moves. I'm Brian D.

182
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:49,173
Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh.

183
00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:50,973
You saw that?

184
00:13:51,524 --> 00:13:53,344
I mean... yes. I am.

185
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:55,398
Cold Turkey, get Brian D. here a drink.

186
00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:56,975
What? No! I...

187
00:13:56,976 --> 00:13:58,176
Who's Brian D? The kid
with the lame hat?

188
00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,676
Lame hat?

189
00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:01,776
Only cool hats for this noggin.

190
00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:03,957
I guess that's cool...

191
00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:07,082
Hey, check out the
cool kid with the cool hat!

192
00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:13,719
Hey, sweet hat, frosh!

193
00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:16,314
The name's Games...

194
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,689
Games Dean.

195
00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:21,364
So cool.

196
00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:25,889
Brian, your secret weapon
seems to have misfired.

197
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:28,665
Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.?

198
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:33,365
Oh! No, I'm not here to fight.
You're our welcome buddy.

199
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:39,216
What? She's supposed
to show us around and... stuff.

200
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,541
Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls.

201
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,079
Let's go.

202
00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:02,185
And this concludes your tour of VGHS.

203
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,685
You took us in a straight
line and said nothing.

204
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,460
Hey, Jenny doesn't
have time to show us noobs around.

205
00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:09,788
She's got the whole
JV team to worry about.

206
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:10,913
Speaking of which...

207
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,718
Give me five reasons
I should put you on my team.

208
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:18,418
That was pretty
transparent, wasn't it...?

209
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,018
Yeah, a bit.

210
00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:25,019
Reason number one,
I'm honest to a fault!

211
00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:27,889
You probably shouldn't
list one of your faults as a reason.

212
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,138
It's okay, Ki, she's gone.

213
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,638
Wait, that's not okay,
I don't know where my room is!

214
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:35,412
Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?

215
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,088
What's wrong, baby Wong?

216
00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:39,038
Thought you rockstars
knew how to party.

217
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,078
Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah!

218
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:42,479
Okay, you guys got me.

219
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,599
Oh, hey! Ted Wong.

220
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:51,018
Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter.

221
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,019
Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki...

222
00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,663
Hey, leave him alone.

223
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:59,269
What're you gonna do about it?

224
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,068
Stop us?

225
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,118
Nope. You're not.

226
00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,158
Brian, maybe we should get the R.A.

227
00:16:06,159 --> 00:16:08,083
Did your girlfriend just get here?

228
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,309
This loser is the R.A.

229
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:11,459
Are you really his girlfriend? Because...

230
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:13,129
Nice.

231
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:14,533
What do we got here?

232
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,628
Hey, give that back!

233
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:17,884
What's this?

234
00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:19,506
I don't know. Something stupid.

235
00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:20,627
Chiba?

236
00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:25,633
Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store?

237
00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:28,073
Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store?

238
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,475
Oh my goodness!

239
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,125
Aw, sweet burn dude!

240
00:16:32,526 --> 00:16:36,002
Nobody... insults my manners.

241
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,601
Well nobody makes fun of my gear.

242
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:42,776
And no one insults my new best friend.

243
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:47,663
This sounds like a challenge.

244
00:16:47,664 --> 00:16:51,264
Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway.

245
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:57,089
Rumble in the Rumpus Room!

246
00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:05,067
Ladies and gentlemen! I present to
you a match-up of epic proportions.

247
00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:10,425
In the cool corner we got, Brian D.!

248
00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:14,424
And in the other corner we have some
loser that was hardcore guffin' me.

249
00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:17,974
Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns.

250
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,573
Player one, are you ready?

251
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:21,698
Let's do it!

252
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:23,099
New best friend, are you ready?

253
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,324
Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook.

254
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,824
I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90.

255
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,374
Any chance you could paraphrase?

256
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,149
Oh okay, um.

257
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,914
Read rules. Important.

258
00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:33,986
That's not what I meant, Ki!

259
00:17:36,892 --> 00:17:38,712
Alright, let's get it on!!

260
00:18:21,313 --> 00:18:23,063
You can't hide from me!
You're like a minnow,

261
00:18:23,064 --> 00:18:24,813
and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha.

262
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,557
Great timing, Chiba.

263
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:54,178
Yes! Yes! Ha ha!

264
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:58,078
Who's working at the poor store now?

265
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,297
Wait, what just happened?

266
00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:10,085
Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3.

267
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:12,065
Should a student's rank
fall below zero, then they

268
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,043
are automatically,
ruthlessly and instantly...

269
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,492
Expelled.

270
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,781
Annihilist, dude, I didn't know...

271
00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,497
Four more reasons, Brian.

272
00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:32,349
Welcome to VGHS.

273
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:35,954
Jenny, wait! Where's my room?!

274
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:39,398
On the plus side, dude...

275
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,170
That guy was supposed
to be your roommate.

276
00:19:41,171 --> 00:19:44,671
Dude, I just got a kid expelled.
How is that a plus side?

277
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:49,046
YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!!

278
00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,447
I'm okay.

279
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:29,224
The one-shot wonder.

280
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,721
We meet at last.

281
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:36,799
Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law...

282
00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:40,370
It's just Law around here, Brian.

283
00:20:42,188 --> 00:20:44,288
I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh...

284
00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,654
Are you okay?
What're you doing here?

285
00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:51,676
Just gettin some air...

286
00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:55,271
You were gonna throw
your gear out, weren't you?

287
00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,163
I dunno.

288
00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:59,261
VGHS is a little bit
different than I thought.

289
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:02,558
Chiba and Hanzo
just kinda feel out of place.

290
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,680
Brian...

291
00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:08,677
Who're we talkin about
here? Your gear? Or you?

292
00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:15,148
I know, right? Stupid.

293
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:18,846
Listen.

294
00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:23,195
Oh. Old school. Nice.

295
00:21:23,402 --> 00:21:25,948
Let me tell you something
I've always kind of told myself.

296
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:28,494
Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but...

297
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:33,246
You can't be the best,
unless you be yourself.

298
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,759
Okay?

299
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,186
Never... never forget that.

300
00:21:37,682 --> 00:21:39,782
Never let anyone break you.

301
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:43,048
Do you really mean that?

302
00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:45,297
More than anything in the world.

303
00:21:47,794 --> 00:21:48,814
Chiba!!

304
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:51,789
Too bad you're in my world now, Brian.

305
00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:53,657
Don't you get it, Brian!?

306
00:21:53,658 --> 00:21:55,302
I am VGHS!

307
00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:02,249
Welcome... to me!

308
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,630
How are you lost? You're the RA!

309
00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:15,089
Hey, you're the one who overslept.

310
00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:17,424
Well, I'm sorry, I had to
practice with my new game deck

311
00:22:17,425 --> 00:22:19,588
if I want to get good
and impress Jenny Matrix.

312
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,049
Hey, Brian.

313
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,338
Loved watching you
kill Annihilist last night...

314
00:22:23,339 --> 00:22:24,924
Very impressive.

315
00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:27,214
How would you like a spot on JV?

316
00:22:28,006 --> 00:22:29,505
Are you serious?

317
00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:31,506
Double-stuf serious.

318
00:22:31,549 --> 00:22:34,089
JV could use a boost
in the cute department.

319
00:22:34,381 --> 00:22:35,880
Welcome to the team...

320
00:22:36,081 --> 00:22:37,163
...and welcome

321
00:22:37,164 --> 00:22:38,624
TO ME!

322
00:22:47,749 --> 00:22:49,664
Is anyone else hearing this?

323
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,249
Nope.

324
00:22:58,456 --> 00:22:59,623
Cheeto...?

325
00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:01,124
Killing spree.

326
00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:06,339
Mornin' roomie!

327
00:23:09,699 --> 00:23:10,814
Pizza brunch?

328
00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:20,780
What is with everyone today?

329
00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:21,449
Well...

330
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,199
You killed the number
one player at the school...

331
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,573
...you got a guy kicked
out on your first day...

332
00:23:25,574 --> 00:23:27,231
You're a marked man, Brian.

333
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,080
Just like this pizza!

334
00:23:29,281 --> 00:23:30,948
Everyone wants a piece of you!

335
00:23:30,949 --> 00:23:32,448
I gotta keep my head down...

336
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:34,506
You're right, we could
throw you a party.

337
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,106
-What?
- In your honor...

338
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,539
-I didn't say that...
-...called Brianpalooza.

339
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,914
-No!
-Hi! Brian!

340
00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:41,039
I had a question
about Brianpalooza.

341
00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:42,956
Did you take this
while I was sleeping?

342
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,414
I have a very
aggressive street team.

343
00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:48,106
I was just wondering
what time "Rock o'clock" is?

344
00:23:48,874 --> 00:23:50,348
You know, half past rad.

345
00:23:50,549 --> 00:23:51,756
But when is half past rad?

346
00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:53,156
Quarter to scooore.

347
00:23:53,157 --> 00:23:54,356
Ted... No... Seriously, like

348
00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,256
every twitcher in this
school wants to fight me.

349
00:23:56,274 --> 00:23:58,355
I'm not gonna
throw them a party.

350
00:23:58,456 --> 00:24:00,456
Can we please just...

351
00:24:04,706 --> 00:24:07,705
...hang out by this stairwell?

352
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:10,623
Look at this view! This could be
our new hangout spot, am I right?

353
00:24:10,624 --> 00:24:11,498
Wow!

354
00:24:11,499 --> 00:24:13,456
I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.

355
00:24:13,457 --> 00:24:15,330
I'll add it to my list that I made

356
00:24:15,331 --> 00:24:16,789
of potential hangout spots.

357
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:17,998
Really?

358
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,330
Okay. A party's one thing,
but you can't even walk past The Law?

359
00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:23,124
Come on it's time to
stop hiding in the shadows

360
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,074
and shine like the
star that you are!

361
00:24:28,289 --> 00:24:30,139
I'll stick to the
shadows, thanks.

362
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,456
I'll see you in class.

363
00:24:38,249 --> 00:24:39,406
What's gaming all about, Brian?

364
00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:41,623
Well, um...

365
00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:43,456
-I always thought that...
- I'm sure if I looked at

366
00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:45,455
Brian's Big Book of Gaming,

367
00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:47,249
it'd tell me that gaming's all about

368
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,038
expelling classmates,

369
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,373
starting fights,

370
00:24:50,374 --> 00:24:53,331
landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.

371
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:56,664
You know what gaming's really about, Brian?

372
00:24:57,706 --> 00:24:59,081
Boom.

373
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,331
It's all about the game.

374
00:25:02,289 --> 00:25:04,748
Gaming's... all about the game, sir?

375
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:07,874
I knew you wouldn't understand.

376
00:25:08,789 --> 00:25:10,498
You're in the danger zone, kid.

377
00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:12,914
You may have snagged
a few points wasting Annihilist, but...

378
00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:15,289
If you want to last more
than a week at this school...

379
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,705
I suggest you start
keeping a low profile.

380
00:25:17,706 --> 00:25:18,999
I-I hear you, sir.

381
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,414
I was actually
just telling my friends:

382
00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:22,499
"Low profile" - that's my game.

383
00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:23,999
Really.

384
00:25:28,414 --> 00:25:32,956
Does that game include
a minigame about being full of crap!?

385
00:25:33,206 --> 00:25:35,663
Now get out of my office.

386
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:36,456
Okay.

387
00:25:36,457 --> 00:25:37,663
Hello students

388
00:25:37,664 --> 00:25:41,538
and welcome to FPS 101.

389
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,123
My name is Ace.
You can call me Ace.

390
00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:45,580
Sound good? Fantastic.

391
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,081
Now I'm sure a lot of
you are thinking right now:

392
00:25:47,082 --> 00:25:51,706
"Hey. I got myself into VGHS.
What's with all the back to basics baloney?"

393
00:25:51,707 --> 00:25:52,748
Well.

394
00:25:52,749 --> 00:25:56,373
Let me just set the record straight
for you pardners real quick like...

395
00:25:56,374 --> 00:25:59,998
You don't know shinola
about first person shootin'

396
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,288
Freshman year is about
two things, hear me now...

397
00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:03,788
Fundamentals...

398
00:26:03,789 --> 00:26:07,581
And first impressions.
Brian D, I presume?

399
00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:09,081
Sorry I was late, sir.

400
00:26:09,082 --> 00:26:11,288
Well you've already
broken Ace's first rule.

401
00:26:11,289 --> 00:26:12,124
Be punctual.

402
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,873
No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."

403
00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:16,623
You'd have known that had you
been punctual. Have a seat.

404
00:26:16,624 --> 00:26:18,288
-Brian!
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.

405
00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:20,831
Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name

406
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:22,790
Rule #1, Brian!

407
00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:32,956
Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.

408
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:35,165
-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin'
- Check out who our TA is...

409
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,873
Is our straight shootin'
TA over here Jenny Matrix.

410
00:26:37,874 --> 00:26:39,039
That's right, Ace.

411
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,748
As JV captain I have to
choose an honorary freshman

412
00:26:41,749 --> 00:26:43,914
to play in our scrimmage
against Varsity tomorrow.

413
00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:46,956
Personally, I think it's a
huge waste of time but...

414
00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:48,748
It's tradition.

415
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:51,331
Brian! That could be you
wasting her time tomorrow!

416
00:26:51,332 --> 00:26:52,290
I don't know, Ki, I...

417
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:55,456
The scrim is a perfect
opportunity to be rubbin' elbows

418
00:26:55,457 --> 00:26:59,038
with some of the best mouse jockies
this high school has to offer.

419
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:02,331
Jenny you think any of these
cheesedusters has what it takes?

420
00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:04,663
Well there's only one
way to find out, Ace...

421
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,539
Let's hit The Pit.

422
00:27:06,874 --> 00:27:08,538
I cannot wait.

423
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:11,831
People underestimate The Pit because
your targets are made of paper.

424
00:27:14,707 --> 00:27:17,873
But trust me. When you know The Pit...

425
00:27:17,874 --> 00:27:19,957
You know yourself.

426
00:27:21,082 --> 00:27:23,123
Playing games by yourself?

427
00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:25,874
I got better things to do in my sleep!

428
00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:28,998
This is great! I can
totally do this level in my sleep!

429
00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:30,081
Yeah, great.

430
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,331
So, Ki...

431
00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:33,249
Back to our favorite romance languages...

432
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,831
What were yours again?

433
00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:36,874
Spanish? Italian?

434
00:27:37,874 --> 00:27:39,623
C++.

435
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,664
"Very good."

436
00:27:43,832 --> 00:27:45,874
Be fast.

437
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:47,331
Be efficient.

438
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,915
And above all else...

439
00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,581
Be resourceful.

440
00:27:55,957 --> 00:27:57,082
Thirty-nine seconds...

441
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,873
That's not bad, Matrix.

442
00:27:58,874 --> 00:28:00,831
Just shy of the school record.

443
00:28:00,832 --> 00:28:03,165
Wait, that's not right.
You can get like ten seconds faster than that...

444
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,373
Brian D! Something to share?

445
00:28:05,374 --> 00:28:07,998
No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...

446
00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:08,664
Wasn't important.

447
00:28:08,665 --> 00:28:10,289
Good. Then shut up.

448
00:28:10,914 --> 00:28:13,956
Brian was just saying he can complete
the course much faster than you, Jenny.

449
00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:17,289
Well, la-dee-freakin-da.
I'd love to see that.

450
00:28:17,832 --> 00:28:19,582
What about you, class?

451
00:28:21,832 --> 00:28:24,163
Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...

452
00:28:24,164 --> 00:28:25,373
C'mon Brian.

453
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:26,748
Show us what you got.

454
00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:29,124
Try not to wet yourself, noob.

455
00:29:00,582 --> 00:29:02,957
That's somewhat... unorthodox.

456
00:29:34,789 --> 00:29:37,164
Brian... I am disappoint.

457
00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:40,665
Cheer up, Brian!

458
00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:43,373
-At least no one wants to fight you anymore!
- I figured it out!

459
00:29:43,374 --> 00:29:45,749
Rock o'clock is 3:32!

460
00:29:48,124 --> 00:29:49,499
We've missed Brianpalooza.

461
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,913
Calhoun wants me dead...

462
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,538
I'm late for Ace's class...

463
00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:54,206
Oh! And I can forget
about playing in that scrimmage

464
00:29:54,207 --> 00:29:57,249
because Jenny probably thinks I'm
the biggest dork in the universe!

465
00:29:58,124 --> 00:29:59,706
So! Jenny's here!

466
00:29:59,707 --> 00:30:01,081
What up, Matrix?

467
00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:02,081
What, uh...

468
00:30:02,082 --> 00:30:04,248
brings you to our
neck of the cafeteria...

469
00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:05,539
...woods?

470
00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:08,289
Well, I was going to
invite you to my party

471
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:13,164
because that was one of the sickest
pit runs I've ever seen... but um...

472
00:30:13,165 --> 00:30:14,790
I'm sorry, could you just...?

473
00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:17,748
Oh! Sunglasses indoors...

474
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,956
I must look like a
douchebag, what was I thinking?

475
00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:21,749
We'll clean this up,
we'll definitely be there!

476
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,831
I hope this party is
more organized than Brianpalooza.

477
00:30:25,581 --> 00:30:28,330
Sure. You guys can
totally invite yourselves.

478
00:30:28,331 --> 00:30:30,498
Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.

479
00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:32,123
Sounds groovy, Jenny!

480
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,081
-Or should I say... Gravy
- Brian. She's gone.

481
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,789
Party... this could be like...

482
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,290
Our first date!

483
00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:39,289
First... date...?

484
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,624
- Awesome!
- Three-way fist pound?

485
00:30:42,790 --> 00:30:44,290
Brian. This way!

486
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,871
Oh! Brian!

487
00:31:26,872 --> 00:31:30,579
You'd better have skills in that box if
you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!

488
00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:33,414
No, Ted this is just a
little professional party present

489
00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:35,540
for the JV captain.

490
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:41,746
"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."

491
00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:44,914
Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?

492
00:31:44,915 --> 00:31:46,829
Coconut cake.

493
00:31:46,830 --> 00:31:49,204
Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer

494
00:31:49,205 --> 00:31:52,454
and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.

495
00:31:52,455 --> 00:31:54,704
Maybe this date will become a double date!

496
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:55,665
Oh! Brian!

497
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,290
I was meaning to tell you something...

498
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,247
What was it, what was it, what was it...

499
00:31:59,248 --> 00:32:01,665
Brian D! You made it!

500
00:32:18,497 --> 00:32:20,622
Hey, Jenny... um...

501
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:24,040
Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!

502
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,497
Come to my room!

503
00:32:27,997 --> 00:32:30,829
Well... what should I do with this bad boy?

504
00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:33,079
I dunno. Give it to the party.

505
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,372
Let them eat cake!

506
00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,247
Come on, hurry!

507
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,246
So... there are a lot of people here...

508
00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,290
First date, huh?

509
00:32:48,122 --> 00:32:50,871
Wanna... watch me play video games?

510
00:32:50,872 --> 00:32:53,290
Oh... I thought people did
romantic things on first dates.

511
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,872
Exactamundo.

512
00:32:57,247 --> 00:32:58,665
Whoa.

513
00:33:00,455 --> 00:33:01,746
So, uh...

514
00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,665
Lotta cool stuff in this room.

515
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:05,579
Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.

516
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,497
You can just sit wherever.

517
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,415
Okay...

518
00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:12,790
This is gonna blow your mind...

519
00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:14,621
Bam!

520
00:33:14,622 --> 00:33:16,540
I totally beat your time!

521
00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,246
Suck it!

522
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,164
Wow. Great job, that's like the...

523
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,622
only high score I've
ever held in anything.

524
00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:25,246
Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...

525
00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,029
Wait, wait, wait...

526
00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:28,230
You play DXM?

527
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:31,830
Which I don't play anymore cos that's a

528
00:33:31,915 --> 00:33:34,372
lame baby game for babies.

529
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:38,415
I play manly games now like, uh, War and...

530
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:43,705
Oh my God you're a
12th level dancemancer?

531
00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:47,829
Did I say "baby game"
because I meant, uh...

532
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:51,454
"babe game" for, uh, people.

533
00:33:51,455 --> 00:33:53,621
No it is a baby game.

534
00:33:53,622 --> 00:33:55,976
Which is why if you
tell anyone there's a

535
00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:58,329
DXM machine collecting
dust in my garage...

536
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:01,122
I will literally murder you.

537
00:34:04,247 --> 00:34:06,579
Wait, you mean
you don't play anymore?

538
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,414
But you were clearly the shiz!

539
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:11,205
Yeah... not according to my mom.

540
00:34:11,455 --> 00:34:14,040
She kinda coaches
the Denver Commandos.

541
00:34:15,872 --> 00:34:18,455
Full disclosure, I totally knew that.

542
00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:21,121
Let's just say this is an FPS family

543
00:34:21,122 --> 00:34:23,705
and she expects me to make the pros.

544
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:25,579
You're totally gonna! I mean...

545
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,164
When I saw you at the Invitationals last year

546
00:34:28,165 --> 00:34:30,747
You made JV captain

547
00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:33,580
You're amazing, Jenny.

548
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,330
But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!

549
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:39,040
This is a party, you know?

550
00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:40,579
Let's go fire that baby up!

551
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,329
Party! Right!

552
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,454
Speaking of which, we should get back!

553
00:34:44,455 --> 00:34:46,621
I could totally slam another drink right now!

554
00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:47,665
Let's go!

555
00:34:48,415 --> 00:34:49,415
Let's go!

556
00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:54,165
I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.

557
00:34:54,872 --> 00:34:56,954
I don't know if you know this but...

558
00:34:56,955 --> 00:35:00,622
My father is three-time
Guitar Hero world champion...

559
00:35:01,373 --> 00:35:03,373
Freddie Wong.

560
00:35:04,998 --> 00:35:08,790
I'm assuming you're very good since
you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.

561
00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:12,664
Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.

562
00:35:12,665 --> 00:35:13,873
Here we go!

563
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:23,372
Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?

564
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:28,579
Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...

565
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:32,122
Haven't had to improv in a while...

566
00:35:33,623 --> 00:35:36,790
Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!

567
00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,414
Let's play my game!

568
00:35:42,415 --> 00:35:43,954
Whoa... you make games?

569
00:35:43,955 --> 00:35:45,540
Yeah! That's right! Well...

570
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,915
Actually the one I'm working on is for children...

571
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,040
But on the plus side there's no way to lose!

572
00:35:51,623 --> 00:35:53,498
I'm in!

573
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,497
What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.

574
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:01,665
That cool freshman over there is Games Dean

575
00:36:01,915 --> 00:36:03,747
And this is the FPS team...

576
00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:07,204
We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...

577
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:10,665
And I'm sure you already know - The Law.

578
00:36:11,623 --> 00:36:12,954
Hey Brian!

579
00:36:12,955 --> 00:36:15,165
Great to finally meet you!

580
00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:18,997
He ain't much of a talker, is he?

581
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:21,623
Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!

582
00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:23,747
I mean, I'm not, of course.

583
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:26,372
Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.

584
00:36:26,373 --> 00:36:29,123
Okay JV captain buzzkill!

585
00:36:29,373 --> 00:36:31,829
Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?

586
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:33,997
Wait, wait. There's... cake?

587
00:36:33,998 --> 00:36:36,748
Over here, Jenny.

588
00:36:37,373 --> 00:36:39,872
Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!

589
00:36:39,873 --> 00:36:42,329
Check it - I baked it for you.

590
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,914
Dude are you kidding me?

591
00:36:43,915 --> 00:36:47,705
Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!

592
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,872
Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?

593
00:36:52,373 --> 00:36:54,997
Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!

594
00:36:54,998 --> 00:36:56,915
This is... so good.

595
00:36:57,498 --> 00:36:58,915
You're the coolest!

596
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,372
My cake...

597
00:37:05,373 --> 00:37:08,123
Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!

598
00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:14,497
Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!

599
00:37:14,498 --> 00:37:17,247
Here... let me dab that off for you.

600
00:37:17,248 --> 00:37:18,664
Seriously?

601
00:37:18,665 --> 00:37:21,372
Hey, man, speaking of apologies...

602
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,747
About your keyboard the other day...

603
00:37:23,748 --> 00:37:26,954
I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.

604
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:31,122
Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style

605
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,247
with a little friendly competish?

606
00:37:33,248 --> 00:37:35,998
Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!

607
00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:39,079
You know what Law, I'm just here to party.

608
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,290
So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.

609
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:44,997
Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.

610
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:47,747
Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?

611
00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:49,706
A dash of magic!?

612
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,329
A little splash of razzmatazz?

613
00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:57,329
Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!

614
00:37:57,330 --> 00:38:01,122
Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!

615
00:38:01,123 --> 00:38:05,329
Brian D just challenged me to a match!

616
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,622
Seriously, Brian?

617
00:38:07,623 --> 00:38:08,873
Actually, Law...

618
00:38:08,874 --> 00:38:11,664
Because that is how I like to party!

619
00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:15,123
You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!

620
00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,415
Abracadabra.

621
00:38:22,498 --> 00:38:24,039
Whoa!

622
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,247
And since mathematically it's the only
shape to always correct itself...

623
00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:30,997
I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!

624
00:38:30,998 --> 00:38:33,579
I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.

625
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:38,079
What? No! It's awesome!

626
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,580
You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!

627
00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:50,497
You call that a game? More like a lame!

628
00:38:50,498 --> 00:38:51,998
Drifters!

629
00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:53,914
Drift!

630
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,829
Hey! Leave her alone!

631
00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:59,454
Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!

632
00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:02,829
Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!

633
00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:04,414
Cool callback, bro!

634
00:39:04,415 --> 00:39:05,455
Give me that!

635
00:39:05,748 --> 00:39:07,997
Hey give that back or else!

636
00:39:07,998 --> 00:39:11,204
Is that a challenge, Theodore?

637
00:39:11,205 --> 00:39:14,121
Drift King. What do you want?

638
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:18,004
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird

639
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,405
math game is yours!

640
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,455
So you're extorting people now?

641
00:39:23,456 --> 00:39:26,455
Not very chivalrous, my liege!

642
00:39:26,456 --> 00:39:28,539
Desperate times, Ted.

643
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:32,040
I haven't felt true
competition since last we dueled!

644
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,830
Have ye not the need for speed?

645
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:39,246
Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game
folder so if that tablet shuts off...

646
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:41,246
I won't let that happen!

647
00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:42,496
Okay!

648
00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:44,497
You're on, DK...

649
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:46,496
Let's drift!

650
00:39:46,497 --> 00:39:48,497
Drift! Drift!

651
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,165
Don't matter what game
you pick - you're gonna lose!

652
00:39:52,581 --> 00:39:54,915
Yeah, got that. Thanks.

653
00:39:56,915 --> 00:39:57,872
Great job, Brian.

654
00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:01,830
Like I said - any game in the house, Brian.

655
00:40:17,372 --> 00:40:19,455
Dance Ex Machina.

656
00:40:23,372 --> 00:40:25,290
It's in the garage.

657
00:40:25,665 --> 00:40:27,580
Brian. Doodee!

658
00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:29,664
Everyone came to see us duel!

659
00:40:29,665 --> 00:40:31,414
But okay. Okay.

660
00:40:31,415 --> 00:40:33,914
If you wanna disco...

661
00:40:33,915 --> 00:40:35,956
Then let's...

662
00:40:36,581 --> 00:40:38,121
Tango.

663
00:40:38,122 --> 00:40:39,497
You really turned that around.

664
00:40:39,498 --> 00:40:41,955
Law never loses, Brian.

665
00:40:42,665 --> 00:40:45,122
To the garage everybody!

666
00:41:01,822 --> 00:41:04,822
Games Dean, draw
me a fat ass beat.

667
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:20,665
I can't lose this game, Ted!

668
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:56,956
Wow, ha!

669
00:43:56,957 --> 00:43:58,039
I mean, uh...

670
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,580
I totally won, but...

671
00:43:59,581 --> 00:44:01,623
Can this guy dance or what?

672
00:44:03,747 --> 00:44:07,830
Way to cut a rug, studmuffin.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!

673
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:12,622
Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...

674
00:44:13,915 --> 00:44:17,997
That's great! That's what I did. I took that.

675
00:44:22,415 --> 00:44:24,205
Here.

676
00:44:24,206 --> 00:44:26,080
Oh thanks... - Syke!

677
00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,664
I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!

678
00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:32,122
Nay, the lady will have her game back!

679
00:44:34,122 --> 00:44:37,580
Or, shall I say... gömböc.

680
00:44:44,372 --> 00:44:49,247
Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!

681
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,040
DK!

682
00:44:55,165 --> 00:44:56,746
Ted! Look!

683
00:44:56,747 --> 00:44:58,455
It autosaved!

684
00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:01,997
Ted...?

685
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,956
Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion
after exposure to drift racing...

686
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,081
"Boyfriend...?"

687
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:13,373
Score!

688
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:20,539
Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a
lame baby game chilling in her garage?

689
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:22,455
What a loser...

690
00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:24,746
Oh! I'm sorry!

691
00:45:24,747 --> 00:45:27,621
Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.

692
00:45:27,622 --> 00:45:29,497
Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...

693
00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:34,455
Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.

694
00:45:34,456 --> 00:45:38,790
Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?

695
00:45:40,831 --> 00:45:43,331
Well...

696
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:48,414
That was all the fake confidence I could muster.

697
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:50,039
That really hurt.

698
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,039
I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.

699
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,915
Spot's yours if you want it.

700
00:45:56,331 --> 00:45:58,206
Really?

701
00:45:58,415 --> 00:46:00,290
Yeah, I'm...

702
00:46:00,706 --> 00:46:02,915
Totally! I'm...

703
00:46:03,081 --> 00:46:05,290
You know, whatever.

704
00:46:05,581 --> 00:46:07,330
I'm in.

705
00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:09,540
Won't let you down.

706
00:46:12,415 --> 00:46:15,830
I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.

707
00:46:15,831 --> 00:46:17,871
You and I wanna go grab a burger or...

708
00:46:17,872 --> 00:46:21,039
Oh hey there pricklepuss!
Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?

709
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,164
Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?

710
00:46:24,165 --> 00:46:26,496
Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"

711
00:46:26,497 --> 00:46:28,580
Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.

712
00:46:28,581 --> 00:46:32,455
Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.

713
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:35,915
Yeah, catch you later Brian.
We gotta go see how making out feels with this.

714
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,831
Oh! Brian!

715
00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:43,081
I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...

716
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:48,790
Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

717
00:47:04,048 --> 00:47:05,908
Huh, you draw in the notes section too?

718
00:47:06,055 --> 00:47:09,402
Oh, I'm just writing a little not
to give to Jenny after the scrim.

719
00:47:10,357 --> 00:47:11,657
Not a love note,

720
00:47:11,688 --> 00:47:14,600
or anything like that.
I mean, she totally has a boyfriend

721
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,530
who hates me.

722
00:47:16,982 --> 00:47:18,783
Nah, it's more of a

723
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,171
"It's all cool, you know, let's...

724
00:47:21,344 --> 00:47:23,386
Let's be friends" sort of note.

725
00:47:25,797 --> 00:47:28,504
Oh. I like to draw extra
lines to make it graph paper.

726
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:31,143
Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.

727
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:32,452
Thanks man.

728
00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:34,011
I will give it my best shot.

729
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:36,896
Good, cause we have two
weeks allowance on you beating The Law.

730
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:43,018
Alright. Settle down. Settle
down people. Settle down.

731
00:47:43,049 --> 00:47:45,573
I am proud to be your
TA for rhythm gaming this year

732
00:47:45,603 --> 00:47:46,991
A sport...

733
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,576
Of true champions.

734
00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:51,972
Something you two losers in the back
could stand to learn something about.

735
00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:56,559
♪ And now, without further ado, ♪

736
00:47:56,589 --> 00:47:59,433
♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪

737
00:47:59,464 --> 00:48:02,260
♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪

738
00:48:02,290 --> 00:48:06,040
♪ the raddest dad, ♪
♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪

739
00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:08,244
Freddie Wong!

740
00:48:08,274 --> 00:48:09,274
My dad!

741
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,089
Sup losers.

742
00:48:12,612 --> 00:48:14,262
Or should I say heroes?

743
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,530
Nope. All losers.

744
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:18,961
Thats all right. That's why you took this class.

745
00:48:18,991 --> 00:48:20,979
To learn from the best, me,

746
00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,565
Freddie Wong. Hero.

747
00:48:24,767 --> 00:48:26,057
Alright. Whew!

748
00:48:26,086 --> 00:48:27,542
First rule of heroism.

749
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,216
Give the people what they want.

750
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,978
See, when you're a hero,

751
00:48:34,008 --> 00:48:35,592
people want to be you.

752
00:48:37,011 --> 00:48:38,487
They want to do you.

753
00:48:38,687 --> 00:48:41,587
They want to be you
while they do you.

754
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,133
Be careful.

755
00:48:45,162 --> 00:48:48,630
Cause if you don't give the people
what they want, they'll divorce you,

756
00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:50,491
they'll take your sweet dirt bike,

757
00:48:50,521 --> 00:48:53,501
and they'll leave you
with a no good loser for a son.

758
00:48:58,261 --> 00:48:59,261
Yeeha!

759
00:49:15,102 --> 00:49:17,996
Grip the steering wheel of destiny!

760
00:49:27,376 --> 00:49:28,558
Drift.

761
00:49:32,711 --> 00:49:34,012
What are you...?

762
00:49:35,645 --> 00:49:38,096
Nooooooooo!

763
00:49:38,431 --> 00:49:40,252
So, who wants some pizza?

764
00:49:41,531 --> 00:49:44,371
Ted, are you sure you are ok, man?
That was, like, really rough.

765
00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:48,882
100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.

766
00:49:49,846 --> 00:49:51,322
Ok. Umm...

767
00:49:51,568 --> 00:49:54,326
Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...

768
00:49:54,356 --> 00:49:56,827
Ki can you take care of him for a little while?

769
00:49:56,857 --> 00:49:57,857
I'm on it.

770
00:49:58,401 --> 00:49:59,702
Good luck Brian.

771
00:49:59,878 --> 00:50:01,423
- Alright.
- Ya man, don't...

772
00:50:01,572 --> 00:50:03,439
Don't worry about me.
Good dad out there.

773
00:50:03,469 --> 00:50:05,068
I mean, good love dad.

774
00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:06,776
Good luck Brian.

775
00:50:08,134 --> 00:50:09,134
See ya.

776
00:50:14,323 --> 00:50:15,908
Go get 'em Brian.

777
00:50:15,939 --> 00:50:17,431
Break the Law!

778
00:50:17,943 --> 00:50:19,643
Thanks man. Cool slogan.

779
00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:34,267
I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody.
Hold your horses. Calm down.

780
00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:36,413
Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.

781
00:50:36,571 --> 00:50:38,840
Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.

782
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,170
Hey. Speak of the devil.

783
00:50:44,855 --> 00:50:46,617
There you go. Who's next? Who's next?

784
00:50:46,648 --> 00:50:49,181
What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah.
I'll make your bet for ya.

785
00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:52,359
That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.

786
00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:55,264
Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe
you can just do some fancy foot work

787
00:50:55,294 --> 00:50:57,174
or caps lock and run away when you're out there.

788
00:50:57,203 --> 00:51:00,282
Cause I am betting you can make it at
least three minutes against The Law.

789
00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,818
Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.

790
00:51:05,842 --> 00:51:07,180
No pressure.

791
00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:14,138
Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,

792
00:51:14,285 --> 00:51:15,702
Left Flank is all you.

793
00:51:16,087 --> 00:51:17,396
Jumping Jax!

794
00:51:17,426 --> 00:51:19,975
I want to see those grenade skills in action.

795
00:51:20,004 --> 00:51:22,427
And as for the little freshman that could,

796
00:51:22,456 --> 00:51:24,148
stay tight and out of sight.

797
00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:26,089
Any questions?

798
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:30,282
Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse
for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.

799
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,569
Ya. You're right.

800
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,519
Varsity is out there to show off.

801
00:51:34,744 --> 00:51:37,806
We... we're out there to kick ass.

802
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,624
Stay calm, stick the plan...

803
00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:44,423
And we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.

804
00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:47,056
And as for my boyfriend...

805
00:51:47,835 --> 00:51:51,841
That maggot isn't gonna talk to me for
a week after we're through with him!

806
00:51:51,871 --> 00:51:53,484
- Sound good?
- Yeah!

807
00:51:53,515 --> 00:51:56,084
Alright. See you on the
battlefield. Dismissed.

808
00:52:07,777 --> 00:52:08,777
Hey...

809
00:52:10,063 --> 00:52:12,169
Rad speech. I mean...

810
00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:13,648
Consider me pumped.

811
00:52:15,979 --> 00:52:17,377
Do you need something?

812
00:52:18,076 --> 00:52:21,183
Nope. I just thought you
might want to check this out.

813
00:52:21,489 --> 00:52:24,037
Bam! New DXM, fresh import.

814
00:52:24,638 --> 00:52:28,763
And uh, you might want to
check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.

815
00:52:30,136 --> 00:52:31,136
This is...

816
00:52:31,307 --> 00:52:33,069
Pretty cool actually.

817
00:52:33,415 --> 00:52:36,489
But I have to stay focused right now.

818
00:52:37,689 --> 00:52:38,989
You should too, Brian.

819
00:52:39,511 --> 00:52:41,578
Yah. No, totally.

820
00:52:42,907 --> 00:52:43,907
Well.

821
00:52:44,237 --> 00:52:46,436
If you ever want to get unfocused...

822
00:52:51,830 --> 00:52:52,830
Hey.

823
00:52:53,809 --> 00:52:55,410
I've seen the posters.

824
00:52:55,876 --> 00:52:58,783
This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.

825
00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:01,491
You follow my orders, you'll be fine.

826
00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:04,375
You got it captain.

827
00:53:10,797 --> 00:53:12,412
Stay frosty B.D.

828
00:53:13,011 --> 00:53:14,852
Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.

829
00:53:14,883 --> 00:53:16,233
Consider it done.

830
00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:19,314
They won't even know
I'm there. Ninja style.

831
00:53:19,343 --> 00:53:21,828
He made a whole soda
can disappear in my mouth.

832
00:53:27,196 --> 00:53:29,057
Victory burgers after the game?

833
00:53:29,422 --> 00:53:31,321
More like defeateritos.

834
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,916
Defeateritoes with cheese.

835
00:53:33,093 --> 00:53:37,503
Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny
thinking putting BrianD on her team?

836
00:53:37,799 --> 00:53:39,571
She was probably thinking I'm awesome.

837
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,146
Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,

838
00:53:42,412 --> 00:53:44,155
she was following orders.

839
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,128
Wait. You told her to
put him on the team?

840
00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:48,585
Course Cold Turkey.

841
00:53:48,811 --> 00:53:51,805
Cause while I love a
well earned victory burg,

842
00:53:51,835 --> 00:53:54,700
what I really love, more than anything,

843
00:53:55,015 --> 00:53:56,165
is to kill...

844
00:53:56,304 --> 00:53:58,017
Brian D.

845
00:53:58,479 --> 00:54:01,609
That big baby Brian
is bound to burn, bro.

846
00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:03,826
Nice one Alliterator.

847
00:54:04,383 --> 00:54:05,830
He's going down in flames.

848
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,316
In front of everyone.

849
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:09,155
And when the smoke clears...

850
00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:10,977
There will be no doubt

851
00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:12,366
that he was anything

852
00:54:12,395 --> 00:54:15,278
but a worthless, no talent fluke.

853
00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:19,491
With cheese.

854
00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:26,052
So uh, lets go.

855
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:27,470
- Yep!
- Alright then!

856
00:54:39,431 --> 00:54:40,531
Oh, Brian...

857
00:54:46,463 --> 00:54:49,180
- What's he doing?
- Costing me five hundred bucks!

858
00:54:49,211 --> 00:54:51,272
Get with the program Brian.

859
00:54:58,312 --> 00:55:01,325
Brian, I am going for the intel.
Get to that structure and cover me.

860
00:55:01,355 --> 00:55:05,164
You know, I think I will just
stick back here and nade spam, sir.

861
00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,588
Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?

862
00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:17,049
Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?

863
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,455
Follow my orders, or get off my team.

864
00:56:03,531 --> 00:56:04,604
Avenge me.

865
00:56:18,804 --> 00:56:20,004
Damnit, Brian.

866
00:56:26,281 --> 00:56:27,281
Yeah!

867
00:56:30,081 --> 00:56:32,481
<i>Brian, where the hell are you?
Get to the point.</i>

868
00:56:34,343 --> 00:56:36,393
Give the people what they want.

869
00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:40,666
Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!

870
00:57:06,713 --> 00:57:08,900
♪ This song's about The Law!♪

871
00:57:12,783 --> 00:57:15,520
♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪

872
00:57:18,117 --> 00:57:21,606
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

873
00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:23,988
<i>Oh, you're in trouble now!...</i>

874
00:57:24,019 --> 00:57:27,507
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

875
00:57:27,808 --> 00:57:29,816
<i>Here it comes!...</i>

876
00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:33,334
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

877
00:57:35,304 --> 00:57:38,792
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪

878
00:57:43,270 --> 00:57:46,145
<i>Yesss!...</i>

879
00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:51,880
<i>Clean yourself up!...</i>

880
00:57:57,442 --> 00:57:59,874
<i>Varsity Wins....</i>

881
00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:18,565
Stuff your muffins and
slam your scone zoners.

882
00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:20,165
It's time for a PWN
ZWN brunch break

883
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:23,753
Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.

884
00:59:23,754 --> 00:59:27,677
Whether for breakfast or lunch,
munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch!

885
00:59:27,678 --> 00:59:29,682
Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!

886
00:59:29,683 --> 00:59:32,743
Our top story, crunch when
Brian D's underdog dreams

887
00:59:32,744 --> 00:59:36,738
as the one shot wonder
of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

888
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:39,745
in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

889
00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:45,703
Peep this replay of him going eggs,
"Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

890
01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:06,755
Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".

891
01:00:06,756 --> 01:00:09,688
I already told you,
it's just a coincidence!

892
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,715
Isn't she amazing, dude?

893
01:00:11,716 --> 01:00:16,722
You guys are great together.
You would never betray one another.

894
01:00:16,723 --> 01:00:21,728
Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating
up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

895
01:00:21,729 --> 01:00:24,705
Nah I'm over it.

896
01:00:24,707 --> 01:00:28,719
That's the 'tude, dude.
It's a new day. Carpe Diem.

897
01:00:30,713 --> 01:00:32,736
Carpe Diem.

898
01:00:33,739 --> 01:00:35,741
Carpe Diem.

899
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,694
Let's get to class.

900
01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,717
That last run felt a little half baked

901
01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,726
shot bot but one thing's for sure,

902
01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,743
any way you slice this
melon, Brian D's chances

903
01:00:54,744 --> 01:00:57,759
of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

904
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,359
I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...

905
01:01:18,696 --> 01:01:22,687
Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo

906
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:30,692
I helped my parents design this game.

907
01:01:30,749 --> 01:01:31,754
Let's play again.

908
01:01:31,755 --> 01:01:34,702
No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.

909
01:01:34,703 --> 01:01:37,757
You already made me quite the Brian D.

910
01:01:40,745 --> 01:01:42,766
Let's play again.

911
01:01:46,676 --> 01:01:53,696
Brian D? More like Brian Z.
The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!

912
01:01:53,697 --> 01:01:55,732
Don't even listen to him dude.

913
01:01:55,733 --> 01:01:59,724
Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.

914
01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:04,696
Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have
time to explain to you how sick of a burn...

915
01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:13,690
Ted? Ted!

916
01:02:13,691 --> 01:02:14,718
What happened?

917
01:02:14,719 --> 01:02:16,768
You okay? You passed
out for like 27 minutes!

918
01:02:16,769 --> 01:02:20,705
I'm fine. I just...

919
01:02:20,706 --> 01:02:22,739
You've seen them
haven't you, Theodore?

920
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,758
Hi Drift King.

921
01:02:24,759 --> 01:02:27,688
The visions. What are they?

922
01:02:27,689 --> 01:02:32,703
Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

923
01:02:32,704 --> 01:02:35,713
You've got the blood Ted!
You can't escape this now!

924
01:02:35,913 --> 01:02:38,613
Cast off that silly
little plastic guitar

925
01:02:38,614 --> 01:02:41,313
and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

926
01:02:41,513 --> 01:02:44,713
Forget it, DK. Us Wongs
are bred to shred.

927
01:02:44,729 --> 01:02:46,771
I'm signing up for rythm gaming and
there's nothing you can do to stop me!

928
01:02:46,772 --> 01:02:52,679
Confound it! Why must you Brian D
your future way on this dying sport?

929
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,733
Look at me in the eye.

930
01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:58,510
Tell me how hammer-ons
and pull-ups can possibly

931
01:02:58,511 --> 01:03:02,285
compare to the G force
pull of an A+J turn?

932
01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:07,464
The thrum of a rumble chair as you
careen past the checkered flag...

933
01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:13,417
The churning in your chest, as you
hear those three magical words:

934
01:03:13,718 --> 01:03:17,114
"New" "Lap" "Record".

935
01:03:21,306 --> 01:03:24,102
Got.. a class, I gotta go to
class. Yoga class, let's go!

936
01:03:24,103 --> 01:03:26,584
-That's on Thursday.
-I don't care. Let's go.

937
01:03:26,586 --> 01:03:27,666
Okay!

938
01:03:29,767 --> 01:03:34,089
Ted, even a man as fast as you can't
run away from himself forever!

939
01:03:37,706 --> 01:03:39,730
Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

940
01:03:39,731 --> 01:03:42,715
Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal.
Though in the future,

941
01:03:42,716 --> 01:03:45,699
I prefer, sour cream and onion.

942
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,763
Who are you?

943
01:04:14,724 --> 01:04:16,769
Hey there champ. How are you holding up?

944
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:20,728
Great, great, yeah totally great.

945
01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:22,731
Yeah, this is nothing
compared to our old

946
01:04:22,732 --> 01:04:24,733
school, those old guys
really knew how to haze.

947
01:04:24,734 --> 01:04:29,743
Really? Well, I guess we'll just
have to step it up a notch then.

948
01:04:29,744 --> 01:04:33,710
JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!

949
01:04:34,764 --> 01:04:37,692
So...you good?

950
01:04:37,693 --> 01:04:42,738
Good? Yeah, No, I'm great,
you know, it's totally great.

951
01:04:42,739 --> 01:04:46,690
You're great, I'm great, you're with
the Law, that's great, by the way.

952
01:04:46,691 --> 01:04:52,715
I'm by myself, that's great.
Yeah, no, everything is great.

953
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:58,738
Good. I have to go set up a practice but...
I'm glad that you're...

954
01:04:58,739 --> 01:05:01,687
...doing great!

955
01:05:03,746 --> 01:05:06,744
I'll catch you later babe.

956
01:05:08,759 --> 01:05:10,692
I really am d..

957
01:05:14,689 --> 01:05:17,312
<i>Brian D! My office, now!</i>

958
01:05:22,283 --> 01:05:23,646
The school took a risk on you, Brian.

959
01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:27,034
You let us down.

960
01:05:28,235 --> 01:05:29,320
Have a seat, kid.

961
01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:36,196
Sir. Sir, I know I screwed
up at scrimmage,

962
01:05:36,197 --> 01:05:38,799
but I figured with try-outs
still right around the corner...

963
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,976
VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.

964
01:05:41,977 --> 01:05:43,601
And you're one point away from expulsion.

965
01:05:44,702 --> 01:05:46,371
Administration doesn't like those odds.

966
01:05:48,743 --> 01:05:50,733
So what are you saying?

967
01:05:50,734 --> 01:05:52,784
I'm saying you're circling the drain

968
01:05:53,185 --> 01:05:56,225
We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

969
01:05:56,726 --> 01:05:59,242
That new catchphrase is the
exact reason why administration

970
01:05:59,243 --> 01:06:01,758
is asking you to ragequit
on your own accord.

971
01:06:04,174 --> 01:06:06,718
We're asking you to - that's a good coffee...

972
01:06:09,219 --> 01:06:11,762
we're asking you to leave VGHS

973
01:06:22,738 --> 01:06:24,747
Hey! Kick back the hover ball!

974
01:06:55,763 --> 01:06:57,761
Tough day Brian?

975
01:06:58,744 --> 01:07:01,749
Oh hey Games! What do you want?

976
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,763
Just wondered if you dropped this.

977
01:07:04,764 --> 01:07:06,760
How did you get that?

978
01:07:06,763 --> 01:07:08,733
Well it's a funny story.

979
01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:11,744
I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

980
01:07:13,745 --> 01:07:16,676
That's my favorite game!

981
01:07:16,677 --> 01:07:20,717
No baby. That's our favorite game.

982
01:07:25,715 --> 01:07:27,711
Great. Well, enjoy the game.

983
01:07:27,712 --> 01:07:30,748
Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

984
01:07:30,749 --> 01:07:34,024
Oh, I like you but I don't
have the balls to say so note.

985
01:07:34,025 --> 01:07:36,698
Well per chance the Law
will succumb to your...

986
01:07:36,699 --> 01:07:39,683
..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.

987
01:07:40,755 --> 01:07:42,702
Are you kidding me?

988
01:07:42,703 --> 01:07:43,688
This place is ridiculous!

989
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:48,719
It's my time in the spotlight Brian!
And you're standing in my way.

990
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,769
It's Game's time.

991
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:52,808
Wow! It's Game's time!

992
01:07:53,209 --> 01:07:54,245
That's cute.

993
01:07:54,246 --> 01:07:56,819
You got yourself a little brand.
I like that.

994
01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:00,705
You know what, Games?
You want the spotlight?

995
01:08:00,706 --> 01:08:03,689
You can have it! But first
here's what we're gonna do.

996
01:08:03,690 --> 01:08:06,679
We're going to throw it down.
I'm gonna stomp your face.

997
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,206
I'm gonna make you cry,
in front of your two...

998
01:08:09,207 --> 01:08:11,731
stupid friends whose names
I don't even wanna know.

999
01:08:11,732 --> 01:08:15,740
You see Games, I'm one
point away from expulsion.

1000
01:08:16,764 --> 01:08:19,759
And I'm gonna use that
point on all 3 of you noobs.

1001
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,746
I figured you'd say
something like that.

1002
01:08:25,737 --> 01:08:29,373
-Assault rifles?
-Oh, let's get an SMG in there.

1003
01:08:29,474 --> 01:08:30,986
Your funeral. Best of three?

1004
01:08:31,187 --> 01:08:33,228
-First of five!
-Games on.

1005
01:09:14,703 --> 01:09:15,815
See ya!

1006
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:33,815
I'm destroying you!

1007
01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:50,725
What are you doing here?

1008
01:09:51,226 --> 01:09:52,300
Saving your ass.

1009
01:09:52,701 --> 01:09:54,410
Yeah, well...

1010
01:09:56,011 --> 01:09:57,419
it's a little late.

1011
01:10:10,486 --> 01:10:12,289
Dammit Brian, what
the hell are you doing?

1012
01:10:14,290 --> 01:10:15,330
I'm leaving on my own accord.

1013
01:10:15,731 --> 01:10:18,226
Yeah, I set you up.
But you know what?

1014
01:10:18,227 --> 01:10:20,721
You wanted to be in that
game, and you screwed it up.

1015
01:10:20,722 --> 01:10:23,685
So you can blame me, you
can blame the whole damn school.

1016
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:26,029
But right here, right now...

1017
01:10:26,630 --> 01:10:27,972
it is all on you.

1018
01:10:36,715 --> 01:10:37,901
Let's dance.

1019
01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:51,852
But...but it was Games' time!

1020
01:11:53,753 --> 01:11:56,238
This isn't over Brian D.

1021
01:11:56,239 --> 01:11:58,722
Cronies ? Let's roll.

1022
01:12:04,743 --> 01:12:06,275
Thanks for the assist.

1023
01:12:07,676 --> 01:12:09,724
Yeah, you're welcome.

1024
01:12:11,025 --> 01:12:13,671
You should play like that more often.

1025
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:21,729
See you at sign-ups tomorrow.

1026
01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:26,721
You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

1027
01:12:26,722 --> 01:12:30,695
Yeah, good luck with that captain.

1028
01:12:31,771 --> 01:12:34,718
Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

1029
01:12:34,719 --> 01:12:37,723
No matter how cool your are,
better practice those

1030
01:12:37,724 --> 01:12:40,726
5-star songs if you plan
on taking me on. Brian.

1031
01:12:54,508 --> 01:13:00,432
Sup Deansters! It's me again Games Dean

1032
01:13:00,433 --> 01:13:04,920
Big news today, Brian D did totally
challenge me and my friends to a match

1033
01:13:04,921 --> 01:13:07,049
He came in all like, ew ew what!

1034
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,401
And I was all like, what?

1035
01:13:08,402 --> 01:13:09,529
So we were beating them up

1036
01:13:09,530 --> 01:13:11,439
until Jenny comes out of nowhere all like

1037
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,283
No! Don't hurt Brian!

1038
01:13:13,284 --> 01:13:14,176
I'm like What?

1039
01:13:14,177 --> 01:13:14,824
She's like don't!

1040
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,770
Yeah, Law's Jenny

1041
01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:18,918
I was like completely shocked

1042
01:13:18,919 --> 01:13:20,780
then she made us lose

1043
01:13:20,781 --> 01:13:23,003
and then like after we lost and were leaving

1044
01:13:23,004 --> 01:13:26,217
those two are macking on each other

1045
01:13:26,218 --> 01:13:28,662
moving in on another guy's girl Brian

1046
01:13:28,663 --> 01:13:31,277
I wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out

1047
01:13:31,523 --> 01:13:32,497
cause he's going to be like

1048
01:13:32,498 --> 01:13:36,498
"Whaaaaat?"

1049
01:13:40,686 --> 01:13:41,986
That's the daily dean, we're going to

1050
01:13:41,987 --> 01:13:43,285
be doing more of that all week long

1051
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,856
and month long here on VGHS

1052
01:13:44,857 --> 01:13:47,943
just stop in Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday 3:30 to 4:45

1053
01:13:47,944 --> 01:13:49,477
and I'll be giving you all the

1054
01:13:49,478 --> 01:13:51,009
goodness you've just got here today

1055
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,202
See ya guys

1056
01:13:53,704 --> 01:13:55,769
Well, it's only got like 400 views.

1057
01:13:55,770 --> 01:13:57,652
Nice moves last night, lover boy.

1058
01:13:57,653 --> 01:14:01,699
Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students.

1059
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:04,057
Huh, I should probably go talk to Jenny.

1060
01:14:04,058 --> 01:14:07,546
Maahmahh, I should probably go talk to Jenny.

1061
01:14:08,947 --> 01:14:09,979
Ted?

1062
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,147
Are you ok there, boy?

1063
01:14:11,148 --> 01:14:12,896
Ted is presenting his new
features at drift racing

1064
01:14:12,897 --> 01:14:14,643
to Freddie today. I think
he's got butterflies.

1065
01:14:14,644 --> 01:14:18,902
I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!

1066
01:14:18,903 --> 01:14:23,413
We don't need your presentation,
imma tell him right now.

1067
01:14:32,807 --> 01:14:34,716
Oh there's Jenny.

1068
01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:39,712
I'm probably gonna go talk to her.

1069
01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:41,820
Yeah I probably should pretend
to not see Ted for a few seconds

1070
01:14:41,821 --> 01:14:44,285
then wheel him into Freddie's room

1071
01:14:44,286 --> 01:14:46,767
Yeah, don't let him eat
anything in there, ok?

1072
01:14:46,768 --> 01:14:48,106
Right.

1073
01:15:12,002 --> 01:15:14,438
Heey...

1074
01:15:17,957 --> 01:15:19,396
about today's daily dean.

1075
01:15:19,397 --> 01:15:21,741
Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot

1076
01:15:21,742 --> 01:15:24,945
Right? Yeah he is! Total!

1077
01:15:29,221 --> 01:15:30,104
You beat it

1078
01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:32,391
Oh yeah, all your highscores too

1079
01:15:32,392 --> 01:15:33,476
Great

1080
01:15:33,477 --> 01:15:34,703
Oh don't worry it wasn't hard

1081
01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:37,674
Oh! So basically I suck

1082
01:15:37,675 --> 01:15:39,265
Yeah ehm

1083
01:15:39,266 --> 01:15:42,244
speaking of that

1084
01:15:42,245 --> 01:15:44,086
We can't really hang out anymore

1085
01:15:46,331 --> 01:15:47,447
What?

1086
01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:49,100
Or be friends

1087
01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:51,024
now that came out wrong

1088
01:15:51,639 --> 01:15:56,385
Brian I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain

1089
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,838
and my parents expect me to make the team

1090
01:15:58,839 --> 01:16:01,665
so I can't have people talking about you and me

1091
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,579
so wait wait wait

1092
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:12,054
you're telling me that Law won't put you on
the team because he thinks that you and I

1093
01:16:14,928 --> 01:16:17,103
just answered my question

1094
01:16:17,123 --> 01:16:18,523
wow

1095
01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:21,096
so are we cool?

1096
01:16:21,097 --> 01:16:25,453
Cool? No! we're not cool we're like the opposite of cool like

1097
01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:29,172
Jenny when you and I played last night it was

1098
01:16:29,173 --> 01:16:33,320
awesome, I know

1099
01:16:33,321 --> 01:16:36,065
I'm sorry, I have to go

1100
01:16:45,821 --> 01:16:51,496
And that is why I am going to sign up for drift racing this year

1101
01:16:51,497 --> 01:16:53,514
I love you dad

1102
01:16:53,515 --> 01:16:54,852
Mr. Wong

1103
01:16:54,853 --> 01:16:57,562
we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer

1104
01:16:57,563 --> 01:17:00,481
he just needs to hear you say it

1105
01:17:01,419 --> 01:17:04,011
you'll never be a great rythm gamer

1106
01:17:04,012 --> 01:17:04,720
I knew it

1107
01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:05,927
and that concludes our meeting!

1108
01:17:05,928 --> 01:17:07,916
You know how many losers told me that

1109
01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:10,073
on my way to the top?

1110
01:17:10,074 --> 01:17:11,679
Pro shredders aren't born, Ted

1111
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,344
they are forged to the fire and the flames

1112
01:17:15,345 --> 01:17:16,041
Really?

1113
01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:17,147
Of course

1114
01:17:17,148 --> 01:17:18,604
see you're a Wong

1115
01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:21,085
you're born to be a pro shredder

1116
01:17:21,086 --> 01:17:24,332
the reason I bust your chops is because
I know you've got what it takes

1117
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,264
I got it

1118
01:17:25,265 --> 01:17:27,712
I knew you really cared

1119
01:17:27,713 --> 01:17:30,398
Now stop whammering and start hammering

1120
01:17:30,399 --> 01:17:32,760
on that is, practice-wise.

1121
01:17:32,761 --> 01:17:34,763
Hey, see you at the sign-ups.

1122
01:17:34,764 --> 01:17:38,814
I won't let you down this year.

1123
01:17:38,815 --> 01:17:40,485
Thanks Ki-wy.

1124
01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:43,767
The presentation was tops!

1125
01:17:47,804 --> 01:17:49,159
So...

1126
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,402
you're Ted's first groupie.

1127
01:17:52,403 --> 01:17:55,107
Ki Swan 1360 points.

1128
01:17:55,108 --> 01:17:56,482
Fighter.

1129
01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:00,643
I don't like you.

1130
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,103
Word to the wise Ki-wy.

1131
01:18:05,004 --> 01:18:08,137
You've been his lady for what... a week?

1132
01:18:08,138 --> 01:18:11,860
I've been his father twice a month,
and weekends for his entire life.

1133
01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:14,287
Ted stays where he belongs,
you hear me,

1134
01:18:14,288 --> 01:18:16,557
IN MY SHADOW!

1135
01:18:16,558 --> 01:18:20,081
Attention maggots, one hour
left to sign up for clan try-outs.

1136
01:18:20,182 --> 01:18:22,431
Choose your team carefully because once

1137
01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:24,679
you swipe that card your fate is sealed.

1138
01:18:29,293 --> 01:18:30,664
Brian hey!

1139
01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:33,331
Are you to top off my lemonade or...

1140
01:18:33,332 --> 01:18:35,645
Oh wait, I'm sorry. That's why I have her.

1141
01:18:35,646 --> 01:18:36,719
Thanks, babe.

1142
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,432
Just here to sign up.

1143
01:18:39,433 --> 01:18:44,594
That is precious.

1144
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,183
Here's the deal Brian,

1145
01:18:47,584 --> 01:18:50,845
I did you a favour by
sparing your life, remember?

1146
01:18:51,546 --> 01:18:55,259
So now you're going to
do me a favor by not signing up.

1147
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,431
Sorry Law, the favour train has left the station.

1148
01:19:01,132 --> 01:19:04,074
Last chance tatter-tom.

1149
01:19:04,075 --> 01:19:06,716
Are you sure you want to do this?

1150
01:19:06,717 --> 01:19:10,992
What would you do Law?

1151
01:19:10,993 --> 01:19:12,996
I think you would sign up.

1152
01:19:12,997 --> 01:19:14,758
But you're not The Law!

1153
01:19:14,759 --> 01:19:16,428
Are you?

1154
01:19:18,329 --> 01:19:20,912
Believe me Brian, I get it.

1155
01:19:20,913 --> 01:19:23,203
You want to be this.

1156
01:19:23,204 --> 01:19:25,626
Listen to Law's lesson, loser.

1157
01:19:25,627 --> 01:19:28,419
Everybody hates you Literator.

1158
01:19:29,220 --> 01:19:30,939
I mean who wouldn't?

1159
01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,362
I've got it all.

1160
01:19:32,363 --> 01:19:33,832
I've got the looks.

1161
01:19:35,633 --> 01:19:37,234
I've got the brains.

1162
01:19:37,235 --> 01:19:40,328
Ehm... Check me by the way.

1163
01:19:40,329 --> 01:19:42,986
I've got the whole school
in the palm of my hand.

1164
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:45,881
But wait, there's more!

1165
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,163
I've got the girl of your dreams

1166
01:19:48,164 --> 01:19:50,257
eSsen my D

1167
01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:54,322
styling my do.

1168
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:57,904
So,

1169
01:19:57,905 --> 01:19:59,133
you want to be this

1170
01:19:59,134 --> 01:20:00,796
Brian D?

1171
01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:04,051
You want to be The Law?

1172
01:20:04,652 --> 01:20:07,714
Well you've got to get
through The Law first.

1173
01:20:08,015 --> 01:20:09,621
Hey Ki!

1174
01:20:09,622 --> 01:20:11,832
Sorry I ditched you back there.

1175
01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:13,961
Did you and my dad
get the chance to talk?

1176
01:20:13,962 --> 01:20:15,066
Yes we did.

1177
01:20:15,067 --> 01:20:16,217
And he's

1178
01:20:16,218 --> 01:20:17,047
your father.

1179
01:20:17,048 --> 01:20:18,444
I have to get to the fighting sign-ups Ted

1180
01:20:18,445 --> 01:20:19,579
Why?

1181
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,299
I thought you wanted to make games.

1182
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:23,866
Hey, what better resources
than playing with the best?

1183
01:20:23,867 --> 01:20:25,304
Goodbye.

1184
01:20:25,305 --> 01:20:27,765
Hey Ki wait up!

1185
01:20:27,766 --> 01:20:30,026
Yo, Little Wong!

1186
01:20:30,027 --> 01:20:32,085
Making a graph on how bad you suck?

1187
01:20:32,086 --> 01:20:34,002
I made that graph, leave him alone.

1188
01:20:34,003 --> 01:20:35,249
It's cool Ki.

1189
01:20:36,973 --> 01:20:38,032
Hey guys how is it going?

1190
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,893
Ted for rythm gaming this
year came to join the team finally.

1191
01:20:40,894 --> 01:20:43,921
You mean you're actually
going to sign up again?

1192
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:47,239
Help me suffer, why?

1193
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:48,929
Because

1194
01:20:48,930 --> 01:20:50,169
I...

1195
01:20:50,170 --> 01:20:53,347
Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D!

1196
01:20:54,948 --> 01:20:55,948
I gotta go help my friend.

1197
01:20:55,949 --> 01:20:56,720
Goodbye, guys!

1198
01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,916
<i>Keep all my stuff!</i>

1199
01:20:58,917 --> 01:21:03,955
That guy should literally be
doing anything but rythm gaming.

1200
01:21:13,486 --> 01:21:14,664
Why are you doing this?

1201
01:21:15,465 --> 01:21:17,563
You've already proved
you're better than me.

1202
01:21:17,964 --> 01:21:20,071
Brian, dude.

1203
01:21:20,072 --> 01:21:21,526
It's because I can.

1204
01:21:21,527 --> 01:21:23,007
Because

1205
01:21:23,607 --> 01:21:26,093
it's fun.

1206
01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:27,448
And because you

1207
01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:28,875
made it personal.

1208
01:21:28,876 --> 01:21:30,573
The spotlight wasn't enough

1209
01:21:30,574 --> 01:21:32,629
so you had to move in on my girl.

1210
01:21:32,630 --> 01:21:34,056
Dude, we're just...

1211
01:21:34,871 --> 01:21:36,197
We're not even friends.

1212
01:21:36,198 --> 01:21:36,927
Whatever.

1213
01:21:36,928 --> 01:21:38,506
So on to you.

1214
01:21:38,507 --> 01:21:41,549
Cozy up to Jenny so you two can play on JV?

1215
01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:44,054
Didn't you hear? She's getting on Varsity.

1216
01:21:44,055 --> 01:21:46,000
Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!

1217
01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:47,757
Oh I love gossip.

1218
01:21:47,758 --> 01:21:49,355
Let's dish.

1219
01:21:49,356 --> 01:21:50,972
Did you also hear...

1220
01:21:50,973 --> 01:21:52,504
Oh yeah

1221
01:21:52,505 --> 01:21:56,105
<i>her boyfriend doesn't give a shit</i>.

1222
01:21:56,106 --> 01:21:58,401
Jenny stays on JV.

1223
01:21:58,402 --> 01:22:00,068
This is my year

1224
01:22:00,069 --> 01:22:02,407
and noone else's.

1225
01:22:02,408 --> 01:22:04,534
So I suggest you skit out.

1226
01:22:05,034 --> 01:22:06,534
Brian, man, are you okay?

1227
01:22:06,835 --> 01:22:08,643
Go practice your dance moves, Brian.

1228
01:22:08,644 --> 01:22:10,612
Sign-ups are closed.

1229
01:22:18,154 --> 01:22:20,232
This is too good for you Law?

1230
01:22:20,233 --> 01:22:22,590
Oh my god

1231
01:22:25,696 --> 01:22:27,451
Somebody S my D.

1232
01:22:27,452 --> 01:22:28,481
Stay away from him.

1233
01:22:28,482 --> 01:22:30,116
Back off!

1234
01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:38,558
Okay, I've got your back.

1235
01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,911
What are you waiting for? Let's go!

1236
01:23:04,126 --> 01:23:06,891
To war!

1237
01:23:19,969 --> 01:23:21,082
Are you wounded Theodore?

1238
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,097
This doesn't change anything.

1239
01:24:31,518 --> 01:24:33,287
BRIAN D!

1240
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:37,506
Yes Calhoun?

1241
01:24:37,507 --> 01:24:38,854
I'm expelled?

1242
01:24:38,855 --> 01:24:40,396
I gave you a chance to leave quietly

1243
01:24:40,397 --> 01:24:42,569
and this is how you use it?

1244
01:24:42,570 --> 01:24:43,885
Assaulting a student?

1245
01:24:43,886 --> 01:24:44,752
Inciting a brawl?

1246
01:24:44,753 --> 01:24:46,025
Stealing a hat?

1247
01:24:46,026 --> 01:24:47,634
And worst of all Brian,

1248
01:24:47,635 --> 01:24:49,673
worst of all,

1249
01:24:49,674 --> 01:24:52,101
you forgot that it's
all about the game.

1250
01:24:52,102 --> 01:24:54,569
Sir, please you can't do this.

1251
01:24:54,570 --> 01:24:56,520
Yes I can.

1252
01:24:56,521 --> 01:24:57,915
It's done.

1253
01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,756
You're facing a 300 point deduction.

1254
01:24:59,757 --> 01:25:02,399
300 points you do not have.

1255
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,838
You've got to be joking.

1256
01:25:03,839 --> 01:25:06,657
Do you hear any roflcopters son?

1257
01:25:06,658 --> 01:25:09,717
Pack your thing and get out of my school!

1258
01:25:18,024 --> 01:25:20,779
Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo

1259
01:25:23,984 --> 01:25:24,934
What?

1260
01:25:24,935 --> 01:25:26,630
Is this a joke?

1261
01:25:27,568 --> 01:25:28,324
Am I a joke to you?

1262
01:25:28,325 --> 01:25:29,346
No no no no.

1263
01:25:29,347 --> 01:25:30,473
There must be some mistake.

1264
01:25:30,474 --> 01:25:32,518
You know Ted you want
to bail on the Wong, that's fine

1265
01:25:32,519 --> 01:25:34,988
but getting some groupie to take your place?

1266
01:25:34,989 --> 01:25:36,617
That's pathetic.

1267
01:25:36,618 --> 01:25:37,267
Dad...

1268
01:25:37,268 --> 01:25:41,740
Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!

1269
01:25:49,537 --> 01:25:52,050
Welcome to the team, Theodore.

1270
01:25:52,051 --> 01:25:53,705
You switched the cards.

1271
01:25:53,706 --> 01:25:55,281
Er... reason one.

1272
01:25:55,282 --> 01:25:57,560
As I explained in my previous presentation...

1273
01:25:57,561 --> 01:26:01,094
I don't care about your stupid graphs Ki.

1274
01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:03,231
My dad hates me because of you.

1275
01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:04,561
That brings us to reason two.

1276
01:26:04,562 --> 01:26:08,175
Ted, your dad hates you.

1277
01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:13,454
And not because of me,
I mean, from before.

1278
01:26:13,455 --> 01:26:16,982
We're through Ki.

1279
01:26:16,983 --> 01:26:19,706
Ehm... ok.

1280
01:26:20,122 --> 01:26:21,419
I know you're upset.

1281
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:22,944
If we think about this objectively...

1282
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:27,837
OBJECTIVELY??? You've ruined my life.

1283
01:26:27,838 --> 01:26:31,692
I never want to see you again.

1284
01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:33,648
But I was just looking out for you...

1285
01:26:33,649 --> 01:26:35,175
Look out for me?

1286
01:26:35,176 --> 01:26:38,934
Look from over there!

1287
01:26:38,935 --> 01:26:41,086
Get out of my face,

1288
01:26:41,087 --> 01:26:44,083
forever.

1289
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:50,735
Did you really want me to...

1290
01:26:50,736 --> 01:26:53,737
Just go!

1291
01:27:16,478 --> 01:27:17,523
Hi.

1292
01:27:18,324 --> 01:27:19,337
Jenny I'm sorry...

1293
01:27:19,338 --> 01:27:22,387
Sorry for punching Law in front of the entire school

1294
01:27:22,388 --> 01:27:26,151
or for ruining my chances
of making Varsity this year.

1295
01:27:26,152 --> 01:27:28,629
Yes, to both of these things,
and before you hit me again

1296
01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:31,106
there's something I've got
to get off of my chest

1297
01:27:31,107 --> 01:27:32,636
What? That you like me?

1298
01:27:32,637 --> 01:27:35,887
That you were just sticking up for
me against my big mean boyfriend?

1299
01:27:35,888 --> 01:27:38,204
Look I get that you're upset we can't be friends

1300
01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:41,084
but you're not the only one who has a tough round here ok?

1301
01:27:41,085 --> 01:27:44,258
If you can't suck it up then leave.

1302
01:27:53,344 --> 01:27:54,443
Hey!

1303
01:27:55,144 --> 01:27:57,578
You'd be happy to know I just got expelled

1304
01:27:57,579 --> 01:27:59,544
SO I am leaving.

1305
01:27:59,545 --> 01:28:01,438
Oh and your big mean boyfriend

1306
01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:03,269
he told me he's not going
to put you in the team anyway.

1307
01:28:03,270 --> 01:28:07,099
So at least you've got a show out of it.

1308
01:28:07,930 --> 01:28:10,139
You're an asshole.

1309
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,799
Previously, on VGHS

1310
01:28:22,249 --> 01:28:24,408
Jenny, make Varsity?

1311
01:28:24,409 --> 01:28:26,549
Not on my watch.

1312
01:28:31,219 --> 01:28:32,669
You signed me up for drift racing.

1313
01:28:32,670 --> 01:28:33,589
Ted, I'm sorry.

1314
01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:35,838
I'm splitz-fied baby.

1315
01:28:35,839 --> 01:28:38,718
We're through.

1316
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:40,808
You're expelled.

1317
01:28:40,809 --> 01:28:43,198
Pack up your dreams and go.

1318
01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:44,898
Sorry, ki.

1319
01:28:44,899 --> 01:28:47,978
Ted stays where he belongs

1320
01:28:47,979 --> 01:28:49,258
in my shadow!

1321
01:28:49,259 --> 01:28:50,658
What're you doing Brian

1322
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,778
Why did you throw it all way?

1323
01:28:52,779 --> 01:28:54,539
Because you're too good for him Jenny,

1324
01:28:54,540 --> 01:28:56,709
and because I'm in love with you.

1325
01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:51,549
Thanks Mr. D.

1326
01:30:02,199 --> 01:30:04,958
Another busy night Mr. D.

1327
01:30:04,959 --> 01:30:08,408
It's always a busy night.

1328
01:30:08,409 --> 01:30:10,499
Knock yourself up.

1329
01:30:11,719 --> 01:30:14,408
Is... Is that Brian D?

1330
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,208
See if he will play a game with us?

1331
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:21,409
I'm sorry, Brian never
games with the customers.

1332
01:30:27,669 --> 01:30:30,309
Come on, scram scrow.

1333
01:30:36,199 --> 01:30:40,458
Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax.

1334
01:30:40,459 --> 01:30:44,068
Whatever, quitter.

1335
01:30:44,069 --> 01:30:47,059
Yeah, I'll go.

1336
01:30:54,489 --> 01:30:56,698
Always looking out for the little guy.

1337
01:30:56,699 --> 01:30:59,598
Ted?

1338
01:30:59,599 --> 01:31:00,968
How long has it been?

1339
01:31:00,969 --> 01:31:03,238
Twentyfour hours?

1340
01:31:03,239 --> 01:31:05,688
You have it D., it's a day!

1341
01:31:05,689 --> 01:31:07,228
Come on let's go get a slice.

1342
01:31:07,229 --> 01:31:09,179
Alright!

1343
01:31:11,239 --> 01:31:13,469
And then Calhoun told me I can't switch to rythm gaming

1344
01:31:13,470 --> 01:31:16,849
cause once you've signed
up you're locked in the system.

1345
01:31:17,209 --> 01:31:19,129
It goes a butt

1346
01:31:19,249 --> 01:31:20,738
Same old story,

1347
01:31:20,739 --> 01:31:22,578
Calhoun always wins.

1348
01:31:22,579 --> 01:31:25,608
But it's a story with a twist ending.

1349
01:31:25,609 --> 01:31:30,489
You signed up, you're still in the
system, you could totally try out tomorrow.

1350
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,138
I'm thinking note when you're expelled.

1351
01:31:34,139 --> 01:31:36,079
And even if I did,
tomorrow is not good for me.

1352
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:38,069
We've got this huge
birthday party coming.

1353
01:31:38,070 --> 01:31:40,848
Dude, come on.

1354
01:31:40,849 --> 01:31:43,408
As much as I love what
you've done to the place,

1355
01:31:43,409 --> 01:31:46,528
it ain't no VGHS.

1356
01:31:46,529 --> 01:31:48,708
Uhm.. That's kind of the idea.

1357
01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:52,378
You actually play games for fun here.

1358
01:31:52,379 --> 01:31:55,458
Tell me we didn't have fun together?

1359
01:31:55,459 --> 01:31:58,639
We had some swell times.

1360
01:31:58,819 --> 01:32:01,649
To better days...

1361
01:32:14,789 --> 01:32:16,898
So...

1362
01:32:16,899 --> 01:32:19,078
How are you Ted?

1363
01:32:19,079 --> 01:32:22,089
I was really sad to
hear about you and Ki...

1364
01:32:23,519 --> 01:32:25,478
Never say that
name to me again.

1365
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:26,708
What name?

1366
01:32:29,709 --> 01:32:31,568
My name?

1367
01:32:31,569 --> 01:32:33,018
Ki?

1368
01:32:33,019 --> 01:32:34,148
Ki!

1369
01:32:34,149 --> 01:32:35,628
What a surprise!

1370
01:32:35,629 --> 01:32:37,538
Oh yes, hello

1371
01:32:37,539 --> 01:32:40,279
here

1372
01:32:42,329 --> 01:32:44,068
Will you stop being mad at me now?

1373
01:32:44,069 --> 01:32:45,794
Brian tell Ki that
fixing my guitar doesn't

1374
01:32:45,795 --> 01:32:47,518
make up for breaking
my hopes and dreams

1375
01:32:47,519 --> 01:32:50,628
Ted, tell Brian that you were
being a big stupid dumb jerk.

1376
01:32:50,629 --> 01:32:52,719
Brian, Ki says I'm a big stupid....

1377
01:32:53,829 --> 01:32:54,929
Dammit.

1378
01:33:02,009 --> 01:33:03,768
So, ki

1379
01:33:03,769 --> 01:33:04,929
it's been a while.

1380
01:33:04,930 --> 01:33:05,989
It's been one day Brian.

1381
01:33:05,990 --> 01:33:08,189
Ah ok.

1382
01:33:12,639 --> 01:33:13,448
Hey you,

1383
01:33:13,449 --> 01:33:14,348
loser!

1384
01:33:14,349 --> 01:33:15,958
Can't hail the rock?

1385
01:33:15,959 --> 01:33:18,388
Than you'd best walk... away.

1386
01:33:19,729 --> 01:33:21,288
Remember, winners don't do drugs.

1387
01:33:21,289 --> 01:33:23,629
You're a loser, so why don't you stop

1388
01:33:23,630 --> 01:33:25,969
playing and go take some drugs, loser?

1389
01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:31,649
Whoa, you suck

1390
01:33:50,119 --> 01:33:52,439
why is Ted so stupid

1391
01:33:53,969 --> 01:33:55,398
Ted isn't...

1392
01:33:55,399 --> 01:34:01,468
Ergh.. Ted is different

1393
01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:04,278
I apologised to him and he's so mad at me

1394
01:34:04,279 --> 01:34:05,219
I should be mad at him

1395
01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:07,168
I am mad at him

1396
01:34:07,169 --> 01:34:09,369
I'm sucking at rythm gaming just

1397
01:34:09,370 --> 01:34:11,568
because I tried to fix his problems

1398
01:34:11,569 --> 01:34:16,949
Woah, Ki you can't always
fix other people's problems for them.

1399
01:34:17,719 --> 01:34:19,408
I mean sometimes

1400
01:34:19,409 --> 01:34:23,889
problems are just unsolvable.

1401
01:34:24,919 --> 01:34:27,869
Like the Hars conjuncture?

1402
01:34:29,989 --> 01:34:33,198
Think it like this.

1403
01:34:33,199 --> 01:34:38,798
Ted is.. like your Gumbac.

1404
01:34:38,799 --> 01:34:40,378
That you've been working on.

1405
01:34:40,379 --> 01:34:42,978
I mean sure, sometimes he gets knocked around but

1406
01:34:42,979 --> 01:34:46,448
you gotta trust him to pick himself back up.

1407
01:34:46,449 --> 01:34:49,739
And when he does,
he'll be happy to see you.

1408
01:34:54,679 --> 01:34:55,809
Brian,

1409
01:35:00,609 --> 01:35:03,179
thank you.

1410
01:35:23,089 --> 01:35:24,688
So you're running an arcade now?

1411
01:35:26,789 --> 01:35:29,799
Hey Jenny

1412
01:35:32,089 --> 01:35:33,129
It's pretty rad

1413
01:35:33,130 --> 01:35:34,059
Best thing ever right?

1414
01:35:34,060 --> 01:35:35,818
I know, but

1415
01:35:35,819 --> 01:35:38,868
I'm kinda busy at the memento so...

1416
01:35:38,869 --> 01:35:41,988
Look Brian, I'm not really the best at apologies

1417
01:35:41,989 --> 01:35:43,888
but I just wanted...

1418
01:35:43,889 --> 01:35:45,778
Jenny we're cool, seriously.

1419
01:35:45,779 --> 01:35:48,288
I mean, I was being a jerk too.

1420
01:35:48,289 --> 01:35:51,498
Now why don't you go play some games, like

1421
01:35:51,499 --> 01:35:53,268
over there?

1422
01:35:53,269 --> 01:35:56,238
On the house.

1423
01:35:56,239 --> 01:36:00,238
Okay, still, you getting kicked out and...

1424
01:36:01,639 --> 01:36:05,598
School sucks without
you Brian so... I'm sorry.

1425
01:36:07,799 --> 01:36:09,268
Don't be.

1426
01:36:09,269 --> 01:36:10,059
Really I mean,

1427
01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:11,039
it worked out for
the better, y'know.

1428
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:15,938
I mean, look at this place.

1429
01:36:15,939 --> 01:36:18,658
Ted was actually in here, like telling
me I could still try out and stuff

1430
01:36:18,659 --> 01:36:21,038
Wait, wait, wait, you
can still try out tomorrow?

1431
01:36:21,039 --> 01:36:22,939
Yeah but it's not like
they'd let me get back in.

1432
01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:24,438
So what??

1433
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:27,608
People are saying that I can't make Varsity
just because I broke up with the law

1434
01:36:27,609 --> 01:36:29,879
but you know what, if
I kick enough ass out there

1435
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,148
there's nothing
he can do to stop it.

1436
01:36:32,149 --> 01:36:33,859
I'm sorry I thought that playing at

1437
01:36:33,860 --> 01:36:35,568
VGHS was like your dream or whatever.

1438
01:36:35,569 --> 01:36:37,754
You're telling me you
have one last shot at

1439
01:36:37,755 --> 01:36:39,938
your dream and you're
just gonna walk away?

1440
01:36:39,939 --> 01:36:43,008
Seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?

1441
01:36:45,809 --> 01:36:47,138
Broke up with the Law?

1442
01:36:47,139 --> 01:36:47,649
Oh my god

1443
01:36:47,650 --> 01:36:49,308
that's what you've got out of this?

1444
01:36:49,309 --> 01:36:54,368
No, I mean, I was just saying...

1445
01:36:54,369 --> 01:36:57,438
You really think I've got a shot?

1446
01:36:57,439 --> 01:36:58,908
At the tryouts,

1447
01:36:58,909 --> 01:36:59,848
yeah.

1448
01:36:59,849 --> 01:37:01,539
I think you have a shot at the tryouts.

1449
01:37:01,540 --> 01:37:02,529
That's what I meant.

1450
01:37:02,530 --> 01:37:04,198
Totally.

1451
01:37:04,199 --> 01:37:05,748
Good.

1452
01:37:05,749 --> 01:37:09,558
So you'll be there tomorrow?

1453
01:37:09,559 --> 01:37:12,648
No, Jenny.

1454
01:37:12,649 --> 01:37:19,489
I mean even if they let me back on
it's not like VGHS is going to change.

1455
01:37:20,929 --> 01:37:23,998
Good luck out there.

1456
01:37:23,999 --> 01:37:25,598
You know

1457
01:37:25,599 --> 01:37:28,759
we've never played DxM.

1458
01:37:29,679 --> 01:37:31,658
I thought it was a baby game.

1459
01:37:31,659 --> 01:37:34,558
I think you're just saying that
because you know you're going to lose.

1460
01:37:34,559 --> 01:37:36,188
Oh really?

1461
01:37:36,189 --> 01:37:40,708
What do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?

1462
01:37:40,709 --> 01:37:44,709
This isn't fields of fire I mean skeeball

1463
01:37:56,629 --> 01:37:58,718
you should be embarassed

1464
01:37:58,719 --> 01:38:00,969
I'll never love you

1465
01:39:40,199 --> 01:39:41,298
you're right

1466
01:39:41,299 --> 01:39:42,579
I'm being a big, stupid, mean jerk.

1467
01:39:42,580 --> 01:39:44,960
I know you're just trying
to protect me and I'm

1468
01:39:44,961 --> 01:39:47,339
sorry that you're stuck to
rythm gaming with my dad.

1469
01:39:50,319 --> 01:39:51,208
Okay.

1470
01:39:51,209 --> 01:39:53,008
I deserved that.

1471
01:39:53,009 --> 01:39:54,998
Please forgive me.

1472
01:39:54,999 --> 01:39:57,118
I really miss you Ki.

1473
01:39:57,119 --> 01:40:00,559
Can we please be friends again?

1474
01:40:23,159 --> 01:40:24,569
Oh gosh,

1475
01:40:25,679 --> 01:40:27,149
you know one last shot at my dream...

1476
01:40:27,150 --> 01:40:28,439
I can go for that.

1477
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:29,288
Good.

1478
01:40:29,289 --> 01:40:33,188
This is brian D with nothing
to lose and he's one of my team.

1479
01:40:33,189 --> 01:40:35,689
Alright, captain.

1480
01:40:39,639 --> 01:40:42,018
Almost nothing.

1481
01:40:42,019 --> 01:40:44,119
Almost?

1482
01:40:45,019 --> 01:40:46,348
Hey Brian.

1483
01:40:46,349 --> 01:40:47,878
Jenny.

1484
01:40:47,879 --> 01:40:49,288
Ki and I made up.

1485
01:40:49,289 --> 01:40:52,048
And by made up, I mean made out.

1486
01:40:52,049 --> 01:40:52,999
If you know what I mean.

1487
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:53,739
Our lips touched.

1488
01:40:53,740 --> 01:40:54,658
Great!

1489
01:40:54,659 --> 01:40:57,198
I'm super happy for you.

1490
01:40:57,199 --> 01:41:01,538
So what were you guys up to?

1491
01:41:01,539 --> 01:41:04,869
Uh Uh! Four way high five!

1492
01:41:05,069 --> 01:41:06,269
Wake up! And smell the story, zoners.

1493
01:41:54,325 --> 01:41:55,942
It's time of that year again

1494
01:41:55,943 --> 01:41:58,848
when legends are ripped,
screaming and bloody

1495
01:41:58,849 --> 01:42:01,260
from the womb of glory.

1496
01:42:01,261 --> 01:42:03,582
That's just one of the
many disgusting ways

1497
01:42:03,583 --> 01:42:06,834
we'll be describing the
white knuckle action of vghs'

1498
01:42:06,835 --> 01:42:08,925
FPS Clan tryouts.

1499
01:42:08,926 --> 01:42:12,385
Live here in our mobile news
studio in grand theft auditorium.

1500
01:42:12,886 --> 01:42:14,318
And speaking of legends

1501
01:42:14,319 --> 01:42:18,086
our special guest today
eats legends for brunch.

1502
01:42:18,893 --> 01:42:19,879
Hey law

1503
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:21,440
hope you got a snack before the match.

1504
01:42:21,441 --> 01:42:22,918
Ehm, I did Scott, thank you.

1505
01:42:26,165 --> 01:42:28,094
So law, we've got 84 students

1506
01:42:28,095 --> 01:42:31,308
gunning for just 12 Jv and Varsity giants.

1507
01:42:31,309 --> 01:42:33,854
Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys

1508
01:42:33,855 --> 01:42:35,999
before they get kneed for death?

1509
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:38,320
Well, I don't know about pro tips, but

1510
01:42:38,321 --> 01:42:45,365
let me tell you something I once
told a promising young newblade.

1511
01:42:45,366 --> 01:42:49,473
VGHS is about being the best

1512
01:42:49,474 --> 01:42:50,935
but you can't be the best

1513
01:42:50,936 --> 01:42:53,104
you must be yourself

1514
01:42:53,105 --> 01:42:57,058
so before you walk in the tryouts today

1515
01:42:57,059 --> 01:43:01,552
I want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors

1516
01:43:01,553 --> 01:43:06,135
I want you to find out what drives you

1517
01:43:06,136 --> 01:43:08,088
cause once you find that out

1518
01:43:08,089 --> 01:43:12,031
once you know what it is to truly game

1519
01:43:12,032 --> 01:43:15,511
then nobody can break you

1520
01:43:18,949 --> 01:43:21,040
You guys ready to go?

1521
01:43:22,441 --> 01:43:24,506
Chiba, honzo!

1522
01:43:24,607 --> 01:43:25,640
How did you...?

1523
01:43:25,741 --> 01:43:27,066
Fished them out of the dumpster.

1524
01:43:27,067 --> 01:43:29,319
You didn't think I'd let you
actually throw your gear, did you?

1525
01:43:29,320 --> 01:43:31,019
I fixed them for you, they should be fully functional

1526
01:43:31,020 --> 01:43:32,391
and I've added a few...

1527
01:43:32,392 --> 01:43:34,711
Upgrades.

1528
01:43:36,112 --> 01:43:39,796
You guys know you're
the best friends ever, right?

1529
01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:40,962
We are?

1530
01:43:40,963 --> 01:43:43,934
Of course we are!

1531
01:43:43,935 --> 01:43:47,927
Now let's go play some video games.

1532
01:43:59,869 --> 01:44:02,769
Now we've seen some great
action today, but this final

1533
01:44:02,970 --> 01:44:05,869
match is the one that
everyone is gabbing about.

1534
01:44:05,870 --> 01:44:07,924
In the red corner: the leanest, the meanest

1535
01:44:07,925 --> 01:44:11,470
fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen.

1536
01:44:11,571 --> 01:44:13,616
They must have a pretty good captain.

1537
01:44:13,617 --> 01:44:15,282
And in the blue corner

1538
01:44:15,283 --> 01:44:18,343
a rag tag group led by Jenny Matrix

1539
01:44:18,444 --> 01:44:22,629
who's fighting to be the first
sophomore ever to make it onto the vghs

1540
01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:24,294
varsity team.

1541
01:44:24,395 --> 01:44:27,764
Doesn't help that she's
down a man due to Brian D's expulsion.

1542
01:44:27,765 --> 01:44:29,612
Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law.

1543
01:44:29,613 --> 01:44:32,052
Look, when a troublemaker
like Brian comes into a school...

1544
01:44:32,053 --> 01:44:34,081
STFU Law, It's Brian D!

1545
01:44:39,818 --> 01:44:40,573
Noo!

1546
01:44:40,574 --> 01:44:42,382
No!

1547
01:44:42,383 --> 01:44:45,647
Don't you understand the
meaning of the world "expelled", D?

1548
01:44:45,648 --> 01:44:47,410
I signed up, I'm still in the system.

1549
01:44:47,411 --> 01:44:49,391
The rules say I can play.

1550
01:44:49,392 --> 01:44:51,566
Pff, who sold you that load of molineux?

1551
01:44:51,567 --> 01:44:55,467
Around here I'm the dungeon keeper,
and my rules are in black and white.

1552
01:44:55,468 --> 01:44:57,075
Looks like your fable ends here.

1553
01:44:57,076 --> 01:44:58,591
I know it does.

1554
01:44:58,592 --> 01:45:01,565
It was my dream to play on
a vghs team and I screwed it up.

1555
01:45:01,566 --> 01:45:04,248
Yes, you messed it
up bad! Like a failure!

1556
01:45:05,088 --> 01:45:06,880
So what are you doing on my battlefield?

1557
01:45:06,881 --> 01:45:08,869
This isn't about you and me.

1558
01:45:08,870 --> 01:45:10,280
It's not about getting back in.

1559
01:45:10,281 --> 01:45:16,124
It's about one last chance
to play with the best of the best.

1560
01:45:16,125 --> 01:45:18,322
It's about playing the game.

1561
01:45:19,223 --> 01:45:21,517
So at the end of the day Calhoun,

1562
01:45:22,718 --> 01:45:24,544
it's all about the game.

1563
01:45:27,645 --> 01:45:28,845
GG Brian D.

1564
01:45:36,003 --> 01:45:37,104
He plays!

1565
01:45:38,205 --> 01:45:39,619
I can't believe that worked.

1566
01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:42,161
Check out Brian D's old school gear!

1567
01:45:42,562 --> 01:45:45,002
Don't tell me that's the setup
he smoked you with,

1568
01:45:45,003 --> 01:45:46,347
Law-lipop!

1569
01:45:47,948 --> 01:45:50,635
Alright everybody just calm
down, game's about to start.

1570
01:45:55,761 --> 01:45:57,505
Showing up late again, huh Brian?

1571
01:45:57,506 --> 01:45:58,751
You never seem to learn, do you?

1572
01:45:59,852 --> 01:46:01,073
Rule No 1 Ace,

1573
01:46:01,874 --> 01:46:03,008
never give up.

1574
01:46:03,809 --> 01:46:06,114
Rule No 271, never
quote my rules back to me.

1575
01:46:06,415 --> 01:46:08,562
Now sit your punk ass down
and best of luck to you, son.

1576
01:46:18,882 --> 01:46:20,901
You all know the routine,
you keep it clean out there.

1577
01:46:23,802 --> 01:46:25,389
Match begins in thirty seconds.

1578
01:46:25,590 --> 01:46:27,929
Get busy fragging or
get busy dying.

1579
01:46:28,930 --> 01:46:29,733
Countdown!

1580
01:46:30,634 --> 01:46:31,592
Allright bring it in.

1581
01:46:33,393 --> 01:46:34,357
You should've stayed home, Brian.

1582
01:46:34,358 --> 01:46:35,620
You're going to ruin it for all of us.

1583
01:46:35,621 --> 01:46:38,748
Yeah you're expelled,
you've no chance of making jv.

1584
01:46:38,949 --> 01:46:41,464
Hey! I've seen these
two cats meow...

1585
01:46:41,465 --> 01:46:43,320
and it's about to be
a fancy feast tonight.

1586
01:46:43,321 --> 01:46:44,463
You plan on bringing the thunder?

1587
01:46:44,764 --> 01:46:45,562
You know it.

1588
01:46:45,563 --> 01:46:46,733
Good enough for me.

1589
01:46:47,034 --> 01:46:47,904
Jenny.

1590
01:46:48,105 --> 01:46:50,670
Well, now that you've all
worked out your feelings...

1591
01:46:50,671 --> 01:46:52,726
are you ready to kick some ass?

1592
01:46:52,926 --> 01:46:53,926
Hoo yeah!

1593
01:47:40,700 --> 01:47:41,800
We're pinned down on the left.

1594
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:06,800
Yeah!

1595
01:48:07,498 --> 01:48:10,397
Fry my circuits! D and
Matrix just grabbed the case.

1596
01:48:10,698 --> 01:48:14,372
Bust out your butts and
putt butt bibbs on these butts, zoners.

1597
01:48:14,373 --> 01:48:16,302
Because this gambo is bubble.

1598
01:48:17,303 --> 01:48:19,956
Please, grabbing the case is the easy part.

1599
01:48:20,157 --> 01:48:22,553
Let's see how these butts
do on the long walk back.

1600
01:48:32,515 --> 01:48:34,627
How crowdass that kid can play

1601
01:48:35,728 --> 01:48:36,836
I hate that kid.

1602
01:48:56,282 --> 01:48:58,423
Bullion! Underclassmen draw first blood!

1603
01:48:58,524 --> 01:49:01,297
Law, it looks like your
ex girlfriend and arch rival

1604
01:49:01,298 --> 01:49:04,070
are really kicking
your team's ass.

1605
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:18,700
Brian!

1606
01:49:35,024 --> 01:49:36,945
Jenny Matrix has almost done.

1607
01:49:37,346 --> 01:49:39,821
These underclassmen are
one point away from

1608
01:49:39,822 --> 01:49:42,295
the biggest upset in
clan tryout's history.

1609
01:49:42,296 --> 01:49:43,875
And that's not all, shotbot.

1610
01:49:43,976 --> 01:49:46,724
Another round like that and Brian D

1611
01:49:46,725 --> 01:49:49,372
could actually get back in to vghs.

1612
01:49:49,673 --> 01:49:50,863
How's that do ya, Law?

1613
01:49:53,364 --> 01:49:54,545
He's gone.

1614
01:49:55,546 --> 01:49:56,496
He left.

1615
01:50:03,370 --> 01:50:04,499
Alright, you three left flank.

1616
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,053
Everyone else, with me.

1617
01:50:06,754 --> 01:50:07,562
This is it g...

1618
01:50:07,563 --> 01:50:09,180
<i>The Law has entered the game.</i>

1619
01:50:09,281 --> 01:50:10,670
Wait, the Law?

1620
01:50:10,871 --> 01:50:11,994
Game over man!

1621
01:50:12,095 --> 01:50:13,847
Game all over our faces!

1622
01:50:13,948 --> 01:50:15,224
Okay, everybody calm down!

1623
01:50:15,225 --> 01:50:17,116
Don't panic, as long
as we keep our head...

1624
01:50:17,817 --> 01:50:18,988
<i>Headshot</i>

1625
01:50:20,489 --> 01:50:21,626
Law ready for this?

1626
01:50:22,027 --> 01:50:23,194
Run!

1627
01:51:03,479 --> 01:51:07,671
Yowza! Lesson learned, hell
hath no fury like a Law scorned!

1628
01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:27,174
I know me some ownage

1629
01:51:27,175 --> 01:51:28,828
but that has got to be one of the

1630
01:51:28,829 --> 01:51:30,481
fastest case grabs I've ever...

1631
01:51:30,482 --> 01:51:32,021
Oh great Carmak's ghost!

1632
01:51:32,022 --> 01:51:33,307
They've scored again!

1633
01:51:34,808 --> 01:51:35,634
Tie game.

1634
01:51:35,635 --> 01:51:37,366
You know what that means Quakesperians!

1635
01:51:37,367 --> 01:51:39,191
It's time for a sudden death!

1636
01:51:39,192 --> 01:51:42,697
3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy.

1637
01:51:42,698 --> 01:51:46,550
Ladies and gentleman, it
does not get better than this.

1638
01:51:46,551 --> 01:51:51,408
Two incredible stories,
one villan of Quakesperian proportions.

1639
01:51:51,409 --> 01:51:54,351
And it all comes down to this final play!

1640
01:51:55,752 --> 01:51:57,723
Jenny, Brian.

1641
01:51:57,824 --> 01:51:59,415
Make it a good one.

1642
01:52:00,316 --> 01:52:01,595
Everybody stop!

1643
01:52:01,696 --> 01:52:03,357
We can still win this thing.

1644
01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:05,688
Get real Matrix, we're done-zo.

1645
01:52:05,689 --> 01:52:07,046
The law is coming.

1646
01:52:07,047 --> 01:52:08,219
For me.

1647
01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:11,233
The law is here because I'm here.

1648
01:52:11,534 --> 01:52:13,563
So I say let him have me.

1649
01:52:13,864 --> 01:52:16,476
You know you're almost
back in school, right?

1650
01:52:16,477 --> 01:52:17,974
I know.

1651
01:52:19,075 --> 01:52:20,369
Alright, here's the plan.

1652
01:52:45,051 --> 01:52:46,240
Law!

1653
01:52:50,980 --> 01:52:52,203
He's mine.

1654
01:53:07,738 --> 01:53:08,724
Jenny.

1655
01:53:08,725 --> 01:53:10,160
Law.

1656
01:53:10,161 --> 01:53:12,170
Awkward...

1657
01:53:12,171 --> 01:53:13,235
So...

1658
01:53:13,536 --> 01:53:15,644
what's happening, captain?

1659
01:53:16,045 --> 01:53:17,386
Should we just shoot each other?

1660
01:53:17,387 --> 01:53:19,663
Oh we could.

1661
01:53:19,664 --> 01:53:23,694
But that won't get you
on varsity know, would it?

1662
01:53:25,195 --> 01:53:26,659
Here's how this is gonna work.

1663
01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:29,340
You're gonna go grab the intel.

1664
01:53:30,341 --> 01:53:33,594
I'm gonna say hi to Brian.

1665
01:53:33,595 --> 01:53:38,548
And... I'll see you at
Varsity practice tomorrow.

1666
01:53:38,549 --> 01:53:40,797
You think I'd be caught
dead on your team?

1667
01:53:43,298 --> 01:53:44,734
Matrix, please!

1668
01:53:46,635 --> 01:53:50,548
I should go before people start talking.

1669
01:54:02,282 --> 01:54:02,992
Hey Brian.

1670
01:54:02,993 --> 01:54:03,882
Argh.

1671
01:54:03,883 --> 01:54:05,070
Argh!

1672
01:54:05,071 --> 01:54:07,519
Jenny just shot me in the back!

1673
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:09,083
Oh wait no!

1674
01:54:09,084 --> 01:54:10,067
I'm sorry...

1675
01:54:10,068 --> 01:54:11,808
she just stabbed you in the back!

1676
01:54:16,807 --> 01:54:18,071
Really, Brian?

1677
01:54:27,286 --> 01:54:28,886
Really?

1678
01:54:32,357 --> 01:54:35,180
I gotta admire your gumption, kid.

1679
01:54:36,881 --> 01:54:40,827
You really want to play
this game one last time?

1680
01:54:40,828 --> 01:54:42,539
Okay.

1681
01:54:42,540 --> 01:54:44,205
The clock's ticking.

1682
01:54:44,206 --> 01:54:46,297
So why don't you put that
'nade on your nogging

1683
01:54:46,298 --> 01:54:49,442
and we'll put this all
"is anyone on earth

1684
01:54:49,443 --> 01:54:52,586
better than the Law" issue to bed?

1685
01:55:02,898 --> 01:55:03,970
Brian!

1686
01:55:04,671 --> 01:55:05,900
Move the face!

1687
01:55:07,101 --> 01:55:13,058
I'm not the bad guy here.
You were nothing and nobody.

1688
01:55:14,359 --> 01:55:17,215
And then you met me

1689
01:55:17,316 --> 01:55:20,570
and the whole world
gave you a shot.

1690
01:55:21,671 --> 01:55:23,079
And you blew it!

1691
01:55:24,680 --> 01:55:26,636
You proved you're a nothing.

1692
01:55:27,837 --> 01:55:29,016
But surprise!

1693
01:55:29,417 --> 01:55:30,944
Here's your pal The Law

1694
01:55:32,145 --> 01:55:35,106
coming here to give
you one last chance.

1695
01:55:38,607 --> 01:55:43,597
So are you gonna
take it? Come on.

1696
01:55:43,598 --> 01:55:46,430
You've got nothing to lose.

1697
01:55:49,157 --> 01:55:51,110
Almost...

1698
01:57:16,144 --> 01:57:18,251
Law ready for THAT?

1699
01:57:26,005 --> 01:57:27,233
Brian D.

1700
01:57:28,734 --> 01:57:29,805
Congratulations!

1701
01:57:30,306 --> 01:57:33,977
You're once again the
lowest ranked player in VGHS.

1702
01:58:02,935 --> 01:58:04,196
Welcome to the team.

1703
01:58:05,297 --> 01:58:06,353
Thanks.

1704
01:58:08,054 --> 01:58:09,345
I'm sorry about Varsity.

1705
01:58:10,246 --> 01:58:11,420
It's ok.

1706
01:58:12,021 --> 01:58:13,965
I'm happy with what I got.

1707
01:58:25,561 --> 01:58:29,614
Sorry, I was completely unprofessional.

1708
01:58:29,615 --> 01:58:30,616
It's ok.

1709
01:58:31,817 --> 01:58:33,713
I am your captain now, though.

1710
01:58:34,614 --> 01:58:38,408
Oh, right, well... it won't happen again...

1711
01:58:38,409 --> 01:58:39,476
Captain.

1712
01:58:43,901 --> 01:58:47,340
That was your first kiss, wasn't it?

1713
01:58:47,341 --> 01:58:49,155
And my last, cause now I'm going to die

1714
01:58:49,156 --> 01:58:50,979
Brian, it was..

1715
01:58:50,980 --> 01:58:52,303
I'm...

1716
01:59:11,310 --> 01:59:13,435
That was better.

1717
01:59:13,436 --> 01:59:14,502
Good...

1718
01:59:18,602 --> 01:59:20,802
cause that was the last one, right?

1719
01:59:22,971 --> 01:59:24,238
Yeah.

1720
01:59:26,839 --> 01:59:28,890
I hate this school.

1721
01:59:38,833 --> 01:59:40,786
Practice starts tomorrow.

1722
01:59:43,387 --> 01:59:44,605
See you there.

1723
01:59:44,606 --> 01:59:45,690
Captain.

1724
01:59:53,277 --> 01:59:55,281
Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later.

1725
01:59:55,282 --> 01:59:56,830
Sleep well, young Theodore

1726
01:59:56,831 --> 01:59:58,650
for we drift! At daybreak.

1727
01:59:58,651 --> 01:59:59,741
Oh hey Ted,

1728
01:59:59,742 --> 02:00:01,501
turns like your girlfriend
here is quite a rocker.

1729
02:00:01,902 --> 02:00:03,498
She can learn a thing or two.

1730
02:00:03,899 --> 02:00:04,958
I'm sure she is, dad.

1731
02:00:04,959 --> 02:00:07,022
She's pretty awesome at everything.

1732
02:00:07,523 --> 02:00:09,885
Ted you can play cool all you want,
but we both know at the end of the day...

1733
02:00:09,886 --> 02:00:11,117
Hey look, it's Brian!

1734
02:00:12,118 --> 02:00:13,692
Oh, see you later pops!

1735
02:00:18,593 --> 02:00:20,114
Brian freaking D!

1736
02:00:23,015 --> 02:00:24,602
Congratulations Brian.

1737
02:00:24,603 --> 02:00:26,018
I knew you'd make it back!

1738
02:00:26,019 --> 02:00:27,387
Roommates forever!

1739
02:00:27,388 --> 02:00:29,062
Thanks guys.

1740
02:00:29,063 --> 02:00:30,271
Wow, you've made your teams!

1741
02:00:30,272 --> 02:00:32,156
Yes, she melted my old man's face off...

1742
02:00:32,157 --> 02:00:33,103
literaly.

1743
02:00:33,104 --> 02:00:34,780
Oh no, not literaly.

1744
02:00:34,781 --> 02:00:37,650
But I did really well.
So did Ted.

1745
02:00:37,651 --> 02:00:39,643
Put your jacket on,
let's get some victory pizzas!

1746
02:00:39,644 --> 02:00:43,643
Pizza sounds great right about now.