1 00:00:47,354 --> 00:00:52,354 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:58,183 He spent the carnival trying to win me one of those giant bears. 3 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:02,312 {\an8}Spent all his money, has really bad aim. 4 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,691 {\an8}All he ended up with was this consolation prize. 5 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:10,445 {\an8}Then I thought to myself, maybe he's my consolation prize. 6 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,530 [SQUEAKS] 7 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,615 I'm moving to New York for college and dreams, 8 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:17,411 and he's playing Halo and contemplating a penis tattoo. 9 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,247 So I just said it. 10 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,291 "Maybe we should break up." 11 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:25,586 And I was expecting him to say, "No, I can't live without you, Lucy." 12 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,922 But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right." 13 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,425 And that was it. 14 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:35,345 Now all I have left of our love is this sad, second-place duck. 15 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,681 And all his worldly possessions. 16 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,558 Lucy, is this his retainer? 17 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,769 He used to take it out when we'd make out or have a snack. 18 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,313 My favorite memories. 19 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,565 He needs this. He has a shark mouth. 20 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,317 NADINE: Don't listen to Amanda. 21 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,446 Your collecting is quirky and adorable. You're basically an anthropologist. 22 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,989 Correct, Nadine. 23 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,575 I live in a cave of souvenirs, like The Little Mermaid. 24 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,161 - Nothing wrong with being sentimental. - Sentimental? 25 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,165 It was sentimental when we were 12. This is full mental. 26 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,958 A bike tire? 27 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,668 Okay, this is active trash. 28 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:07,920 [LAUGHING] 29 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,755 What the hell? 30 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:13,550 - A used condom? - It's not used. It's in the package. 31 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,387 Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble? 32 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,764 That's different. 33 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:20,974 That's not his. 34 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,101 I'm sorry, Luce. 35 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,731 Okay. Breakup tradition. 36 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,984 Let's wait outside of the liquor store for someone to buy us a box of wine. 37 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,987 - And then drink it through Twizzlers. - Yes! 38 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,739 - Let's go. - Let's go. 39 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,033 Wait, are these his car keys? 40 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,286 [ALL LAUGHING] 41 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,412 Vroom, vroom, bitch. 42 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,998 ♪ Warm nights Slow hands ♪ 43 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,542 ♪ You let me sleep ♪ 44 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,252 ♪ In your arms With your heart ♪ 45 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:52,130 ♪ In front of me Sweet words, small clouds ♪ 46 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:57,094 ♪ You said to me You'd be loving me forever ♪ 47 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:02,474 ♪ I remember Nobody loves me like you do ♪ 48 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:05,269 ♪ I remember I remember ♪ 49 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,355 ♪ I remember I don't want perfect ♪ 50 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,440 ♪ I want you ♪ 51 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,734 ♪ I remember Yes, I remember ♪ 52 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:16,655 ♪ You know You're the only one ♪ 53 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:20,742 ♪ How could I forget This love? ♪ 54 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:25,998 ♪ I remember, no matter what It's me and you ♪ 55 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,668 ♪ I remember Yes, I remember ♪ 56 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:33,714 ♪ Long nights That month you went away ♪ 57 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:37,176 ♪ Phone calls, your voice It's not the same ♪ 58 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:41,722 ♪ So you drove all night Just to say ♪ 59 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,558 ♪ You'd be loving me forever ♪ 60 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,476 ♪ We got lost in the night ♪ 61 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,397 ♪ Now we're stumbling Through the dark ♪ 62 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,566 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 63 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:57,696 {\an8}♪ And sometimes I wonder Why we have to work this hard ♪ 64 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,823 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 65 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:05,037 ♪ I remember Nobody loves me like you do ♪ 66 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,873 ♪ I remember I remember ♪ 67 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:12,920 ♪ I remember, no matter what It's me and you ♪ 68 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,255 ♪ No matter what No matter what ♪ 69 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,507 AMANDA: Lucy, we're leaving. 70 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,968 {\an8}♪ I remember your love ♪♪ 71 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,678 {\an8}Lucy, let's go! 72 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,223 Lucy! 73 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,853 {\an8}[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING] 74 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,272 - Found it. - What's happening, Grey Gardens? 75 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,150 Guest list for the Meszaros opening at the gallery tonight. 76 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,986 If I lost this, Eva would skin me alive. 77 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,823 - Okay, she can't possibly be that scary. - She's terrifying. 78 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:45,160 Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist in New York. 79 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,330 - As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down. - Well, you're not a lawyer. 80 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,831 You're in law school. 81 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:53,377 Whatever. I can still defend myself when I murder Jeff. 82 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,461 [MOUTHS] I love you. 83 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,339 YULIA: Maybe one day, our paths will cross again. 84 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:02,427 Look at that little baby model. She has no idea she's an endangered species. 85 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,555 Are you gonna marry Yulia and get her a green card? 86 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,639 [SIGHS] 87 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,059 Destiny has other plans for us. Maybe we'll meet in another life. 88 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,937 AMANDA: Does she know that? Oh, God. NADINE: That I believe in reincarnation? 89 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,565 [AMANDA & NADINE CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY] 90 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,568 NADINE: Well, I saw that coming. - You know what else I love about Max? 91 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,653 Oh, please. We're waiting with bated breath. 92 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,738 Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti. 93 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,534 Nadine, I've said it five times. Confetti is trash that falls from the sky. 94 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:29,997 Max is a fully grown man. I went to his place in the West Village. 95 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,331 [GASPS] What? 96 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,001 And he cooked me dinner with ingredients he had in the fridge. 97 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,294 - He has a fridge? - What? 98 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,546 And you know what else he has? Coffee-table books. 99 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,506 - Oh! - So he has a trust fund. 100 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:43,051 I can't hear his roommates having sex through the walls because he has none. 101 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:46,221 You guys are using those noise-canceling headphones I got you, right? 102 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,265 They don't work. You are so loud. 103 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,476 - Sorry. - Just can't believe he chose little old me. 104 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,730 - That literally makes no sense. - Are you joking? You are a literal goddess. 105 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,858 Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed? 106 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,570 There's no need. I'm satisfying him in all areas. What more could he want? 107 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:02,571 AMANDA: Don't be stupid. 108 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,323 The first time Jeff was ever inside me, 109 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,534 I told him I would castrate him if he ever spoke to another human woman. 110 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,829 Fine. I'll confirm tonight. 111 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,707 After I impress Eva, enjoy the open-bar spree, 112 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,167 it'll be the greatest night of my life. 113 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,337 That's what people say in horror movies before they get herpes and die. 114 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,214 I'm going to work now. 115 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,133 No. 116 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,428 Little souvenir. This was fun. 117 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,681 - Pay up. They're still together. - Oh, yeah. 118 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,019 Snacks for later. Come find it. 119 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,814 She seems so happy. 120 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,735 [LUCY SOBBING] 121 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:47,282 ♪ Baby, have you got no soul? ♪ 122 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:53,872 ♪ Is your heart a gaping hole? ♪ 123 00:06:55,374 --> 00:07:00,337 ♪ How come I didn't see that in you? ♪♪ 124 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,505 NICK: What...? 125 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,799 - Excuse me. Can you...? - Let me in. 126 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,342 What are you doing? Please, don't. 127 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,344 - Hi. For Lucy? - Why are you getting in? No. 128 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,930 Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius. 129 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,641 - I'm not... - 7023 Decatur. Start the ride. 130 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,435 Really? Are you serious? This is a private car. 131 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,855 - You're everyone's private driver. Clever. - No, no, no. 132 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,149 That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying. Can you please get out of my car? 133 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,401 I selected "no talking." 134 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,653 - Listen, Adolfo, I... - Adolfo? 135 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,281 - I would love to hear your story. - Okay. 136 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:32,494 It's just that I've had the worst night of my life, and I just wanna go home. 137 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,164 Where are you going? 138 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,208 7023 Decatur. 139 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,256 LUCY: Do you have an aux cord? Or just put on Hot 97. 140 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:47,843 Anyway, how was your night? Can't be worse than mine. 141 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,888 Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo? 142 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:55,392 Well, this belonged to Max, and it's practically all I have left of our love 143 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,688 because tonight, he shook up my life to its very core. 144 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:00,814 [GROANS] 145 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,609 LUCY: It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no. 146 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:09,990 I was happy once. In love like a big, dumb idiot. 147 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,118 [SINGSONG] This is my favorite part. 148 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,871 [NORMAL VOICE] Just before the show when all the art is hung. 149 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,582 It feels like we're getting the toy store ready for Christmas. 150 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,085 Cute. But Eva gets back today and we have a lot to do. 151 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,421 I love her so much, gives me diarrhea. 152 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,132 She discovered Cindy Sherman in a Laundromat. 153 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,511 Gave Basquiat his first solo show. I just wanna grow up to be her. 154 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,929 Thrilled that I pay you to socialize. 155 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,433 Max, we are meeting with Marlene Dumas this afternoon. 156 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,769 Word is, she split with Zwirner. 157 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,313 Strategy session, my office. 158 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:46,193 Close your mouth, person. It's unbecoming. Up, up, up. 159 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,154 Oh, wait. Excuse me, Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director? 160 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:53,575 Hot tip, Marlene Dumas? Focus on her riskier works. 161 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,995 I read that she prefers the paintings that embarrass her. 162 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,289 You are my favorite secret weapon. 163 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,458 God, you make me look good. 164 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:05,504 NICK: Wait, he actually said those words? - He was paying me a compliment. 165 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,132 I'm sure the first rule of compliments is, don't reference yourself in a compliment. 166 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:11,969 Oh. 167 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,890 - Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story. - Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car. 168 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:20,644 Well, as I was saying, we were very subtle at work. 169 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,564 - No one suspected a thing. - What's going on with you and Max? 170 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,941 Can I help you, Harvard? 171 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,484 I may not have feelings, 172 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,903 a love life of my own, or any friends, for that matter, 173 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,238 but I do have eyes. 174 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,574 Okay, you're loitering. 175 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,285 Junior year, I took a gender study class at Harvard... 176 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,202 There it is. 177 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,413 ...about the social expectations in a woman's life, 178 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:43,959 and I think you're unconsciously subjugating yourself to prop him up. 179 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,296 LUCY: Classic overachiever. NICK: She seems really smart. 180 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,715 So we had this art opening at the gallery tonight, 181 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:53,218 which is why I'm an absolute vision. 182 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,429 LUCY: Thank you. 183 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,265 [EXCLAIMS] 184 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,226 - Again! HARVARD: Wow. 185 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,437 You might pace yourself. This is a work event. 186 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,899 Calm down, Judge Judy. I am just trying to have fun. 187 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:10,402 - Do they teach you that at Harvard? - Yeah. It's a general education course. 188 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:14,740 - Sounds really fun. - Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational. 189 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,825 Have you seen Max tonight? 190 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,455 Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris. 191 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,583 What? What are you talking about? 192 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,377 Me? I don't know. I'm not fun. 193 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:31,632 Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy. I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew. 194 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,592 Sue me. Sue me. 195 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,803 Max never uttered a word about any sexy doctors, 196 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:40,724 and Harvard's an energy vampire, so I didn't let her get to me. 197 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,520 - Hello... - Eva. 198 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:48,440 - You. - Hello, goddess, you, also. 199 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:51,693 I'm not one of those bitches that doesn't empower women. 200 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:55,280 - Well, that is... It's great to hear. - So you're up. 201 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,657 What? 202 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:00,035 Max is giving remarks. Get up there. Introduce him. 203 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,455 To be honest, I've had a few tequilas. I don't think... 204 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:07,584 I'm not your sorority sister. Just go. 205 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,547 LUCY: So like any booze bag with a fear of public speaking, I had more. 206 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:18,345 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and those who do not subscribe 207 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,557 to traditional gender roles that are a product of patriarchal society. 208 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,808 Am I right? 209 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,354 Yikes. Uh. 210 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,523 Uh. Sorry. Um. 211 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:35,988 I am here to introduce Max Vora, director of Woolf New York. 212 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:40,367 Max joined Woolf in 2014. 213 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,911 Um... 214 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,913 [DISTORTED] Where was I? 215 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,875 Um... Oh... 216 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,085 Um... 217 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,212 Oh... 218 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,423 Told you so. 219 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,175 [NORMALLY] Fuck this. Um, okay. 220 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,718 Question for the group. 221 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:02,848 Speaking of the devil here, when did dating one person become uncool? 222 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,850 Because I don't understand. 223 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,644 Jane Austen, she didn't write about polyamory. 224 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,772 No, no, no. It was just Emma. It wasn't Emmas. 225 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:17,362 Oh, we are living in very muddy times. People are lying constantly. 226 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,780 - Oh, shit. - I know. 227 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:23,202 We only have 10 years before we all drown in the melting ice caps, 228 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,080 but I swear, the most sacred resource is not the ozone. 229 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,749 Oh, no. It's honesty. 230 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,418 - Excuse me. Hey. Lucy... - Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir. 231 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,880 You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That... 232 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,840 [LUCY EXCLAIMS] [CROWD GROANS] 233 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,300 Are you...? 234 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,469 [GUESTS MURMURING] 235 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,429 Lucy? 236 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,097 Lucy, I know. I know. 237 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,807 - I know. - Who is she? 238 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,560 It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated. 239 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,896 Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast. 240 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,816 I don't even use that word, but it fits for you. You are so funny. 241 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,236 But we're in completely different places in our lives. 242 00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:01,782 I'm 35 years old. I need to find that thing. 243 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,869 And that thing is not me? 244 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,413 [SIGHS] 245 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,249 This sucks. 246 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,669 Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow. 247 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,006 Right. That's nice of her. 248 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,718 Personal day would be good. I'm probably concussed. 249 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,346 Eva doesn't think you should come back... 250 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,974 ever. 251 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,852 I'm fired? 252 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,565 Honestly, I think you're better off without him. 253 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,276 Came to New York to have my own gallery. 254 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,821 I can't even hold down a job as a gallery assistant. 255 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,573 I'm doomed. 256 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,867 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 257 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,909 LUCY: Hello? 258 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,246 Oh, okay. 259 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,375 I'm sorry, Adolfo. 260 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,918 Yeah. No, I'll cancel. 261 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,421 Okay. 262 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,717 You're not Adolfo? Who are you? 263 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,218 My name is Nick. 264 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:07,389 What? Nick, you just drove me home? Are you insane? 265 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,141 What was the plan? You're just gonna... 266 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,687 What? Weaken me with paint fumes and then just knock me out with lumber? 267 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,690 - Leave me for dead? - I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day. 268 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,734 Oh, my God. 269 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,153 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked. 270 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,405 - No. No. - Oh, shit. This is the end! 271 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,617 - Can I say something? - Help! Help! 272 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,578 - Help, please! Oh, my God! - It's unlocked. 273 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,662 Oh. 274 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,458 Okay. Good night. Thanks. 275 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,960 [CAR DOOR SHUTS] 276 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,506 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 277 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,177 - She says, "I don't read books." - God, Nadine. 278 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,680 - Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones. - But they make the best accessories. 279 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,767 Yeah, but a shared value system is the key to everlasting love. 280 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,727 I hate everyone, and I want them to die. 281 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,813 So does Jeff. That's why we've been together for six years. 282 00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,317 Jeff never speaks. That's why you've been together. 283 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,819 No, but he comes alive when we make love. 284 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:03,904 [DOOR OPENS] 285 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,365 [LUCY GROANS THEN SOBS] 286 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,540 Max broke up with me. 287 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,708 And I'm fired. 288 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,630 [KONRADSEN'S "ODD MISTAKE" PLAYING] 289 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,722 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 290 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,184 ♪ The rest is an odd mistake ♪ 291 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,689 ♪ Hold me closer ♪ 292 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,150 ♪ That day was a lot to take ♪ 293 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:46,113 ♪ Dry your worms out... ♪ 294 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,490 LUCY: I can't believe it's over. 295 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,200 Is that a crab cake? 296 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,412 - It's gonna be okay. - No, it's not. 297 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,706 [PHONE BUZZING] 298 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,624 That... 299 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,003 Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great. 300 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,839 ♪ Do you rest In a falling state? ♪ 301 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:08,051 ♪ And do you feel It's a lot to take? ♪♪ 302 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:19,271 I can't live like this. We're getting smell complaints. 303 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,732 Do you know that place where you feel nothingness? 304 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,649 No. 305 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,026 - Here. - My breasts? 306 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,321 No. Underneath your breasts. It's called your heart. 307 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,448 - Oh, my God. - This is where people keep their hearts. 308 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,700 Try and be sensitive. 309 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,493 Lucy. 310 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,164 You wanna try getting out of bed today? 311 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,333 - I'm busy. AMANDA: Doing what? 312 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,211 This lady's teaching me to French braid my hair. 313 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,796 It's impossible. Save yourselves the anguish. 314 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,716 Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks? 315 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,636 Mm-hm. My vibrator will never break my heart. 316 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429 Can we be sex positive? 317 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,556 No one is supposed to climax that much. Ask Jeff. 318 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,391 Is Jeff in here? 319 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,644 Jeff? Hey! What are you doing? 320 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,855 You can't have a good relationship because you're mourning the old one. 321 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,524 She's right. You live in the past. 322 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:08,194 Yeah. It's because the past is filled with memories and happy times. 323 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,616 How is someone your everything one minute and then they forget you the next? 324 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,952 Ask Nadine. She's dumps bitches on the regular. 325 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,496 - This is not about me. - Nadine. 326 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 [BUZZING] 327 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,499 - [WHISPERS] Don't do that. - That's it. 328 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,960 Hey! No! Amanda, stop. 329 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,377 Stop it! Come on. 330 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,753 - No! - Please, don't. Please. 331 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,590 I need these things. Okay? Trust my process. 332 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,343 We are coming from a good place. We're worried about you. 333 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,887 - You sit shiva in this room. - Hovel. 334 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,682 Getting rid of things doesn't mean getting rid of the memories. 335 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,726 - Marie Kondo says... - We do not speak of her in this house. 336 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,813 Okay, these things, they can't just end up in some landfill. 337 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,857 Do these things spark joy? 338 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067 - Does this spark joy? - Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy. 339 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,569 - Seriously? - Yes. 340 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363 At least get rid of the ex memorabilia. Give it back to them. 341 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,284 - What? I just call my exes out of the blue? - Yeah. 342 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,911 - The ex memorial goes today. - Fine. 343 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,122 Okay, a few things. 344 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,207 Not this. 345 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,004 Yeah, Luce, I don't... I don't think that I can accept this. 346 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,924 Don't you have a box under your bed where you keep mementos from past relationships? 347 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:15,846 Yeah, I do. And I even have, like, a thing or two from us, but... 348 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:17,764 What? 349 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:22,769 Well, like, your collecting is... 350 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,063 It's creepy. 351 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,610 I couldn't be with someone who just needed to memorialize every second of every day. 352 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,405 And not to mention your room. I mean, whenever I would stay over... 353 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,074 it was like hooking up in a mausoleum. 354 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,161 - I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list. - I don't... 355 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,288 We broke up because of my stuff? 356 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,709 - Not no. - Huh. 357 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,755 I think we can take this, but most of this is crap. 358 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,800 Crap? What? You have a whole shelf of crap back there. 359 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,260 Those were my mother's. 360 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,346 Oh, so you get it. Right? 361 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,516 - No. Those are collectibles. This is crap. - This is ridiculous. 362 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,686 Literally, no one understands me, so I'm just gonna just be on my way. 363 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,314 Okay. Are we done? 364 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,442 No. No, we're not done. Can I have a job application? 365 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:14,571 Even after she ghosted me... 366 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,698 I still keep them. Uh... 367 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,453 It's contact lenses. It's pretty gross, actually. 368 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,580 [♪♪♪] 369 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,589 Nick, Marcos. 370 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,924 - Bump up. - The usual? 371 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,593 - Yeah, make it a triple. - Shitty day? 372 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,847 Yeah. Eviction notice. 373 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,141 MARCOS: I wouldn't say terrible. NICK: We have 30 days to open. 374 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,310 Our entire livelihood is in danger. 375 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,437 I don't know how I'm gonna feed my pregnant wife, 376 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,773 but other than that, it's pretty good. 377 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,068 Welcome to the hospitality industry. Basically a slow death. 378 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737 Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay? Why would you say that? 379 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,573 - Get out. MARCOS: Fine, I will. 380 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:01,785 I have to explain to my pregnant wife that we're not gonna have money in two weeks. 381 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,787 - I'm gonna pay you. - I know you will. 382 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,455 - You complete me. - Goodbye. 383 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,999 - Bye. - Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco. 384 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,166 - Goodbye. - Later. 385 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,253 Goodbye. Don't touch me. Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody? 386 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,764 You'll like it here. Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good. 387 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,433 [PANTING] 388 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,857 It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation. 389 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,318 Yeah. 390 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,737 Okay. 391 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,657 You got this. Okay. 392 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,452 MAX: Thank you. 393 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,123 Excuse me. Can I help you? 394 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:52,002 Uh, hey, girl. Cute dress. I'm just meeting a friend. 395 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,215 - What friend? - Those ones. Over there. That's my friend. 396 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,467 MAX: Oh, shit. - That guy just saw you and ducked. 397 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,636 No, no, no. He just dropped his menu. 398 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,598 - I just gotta talk to him for five minutes. TAYLOR: I'm sorry. I can't let you do that. 399 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:08,852 Uh, oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick. What's up, dude? 400 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,687 - Hey. - Yo. You know her? 401 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,565 - It's a long story. TAYLOR: Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave. 402 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:16,235 "Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax. 403 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,529 - You're carrying a garbage bag. - Yeah. 404 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:23,492 And you tell people where to sit for a living. And your dress is undone. 405 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,037 [LUCY GROANS] [CROWD GASPS] 406 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,914 LUCY: Unhandle me! What the...? 407 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,251 - I care for you so much. LUCY: Let go of me! 408 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,338 - Okay. You can let me go. - That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. 409 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,299 I had it under control until you interfered. 410 00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,594 You magically show up everywhere. Are you my stalker? 411 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557 I think the words you're looking for are "thank you." 412 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,560 - And then I say, "You're welcome." - Oh. 413 00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,478 I'm Lucy. 414 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,606 Charmed, I'm sure. 415 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,691 [CHUCKLES] 416 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,610 You good, Lucy? 417 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,738 - Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay. - Okay. 418 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,907 I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait. 419 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,201 Hey, hello. What? 420 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,246 You just manhandled me, and you're gonna just leave me alone on the street? 421 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,291 Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her? 422 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,417 - No, no, no. - No. 423 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,210 I see what's going on. You just hit her. 424 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,087 - No. - Okay. That's cool, man! 425 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,047 - You hit a lady. That's nice. - No, no, no. 426 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,591 - I didn't hit her. LUCY: This is my fault. 427 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:21,884 WOMAN: This is not your fault. 428 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:27,890 Being a woman is like living in a goddamn nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay? 429 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:31,310 But today is not that day because we are gonna fight him. 430 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,686 - Come at me, homey. - I really... 431 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,729 - Come at me! - Oh, no. 432 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,523 NICK: Oh, my God. Fuck! - You come at me! 433 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,233 This is all your fault. 434 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,944 I'm so sorry. We should get some ice on that. 435 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,030 Here's an idea: Why don't you leave me alone? 436 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,074 No. Only a terrible person would leave you alone in your time of need. 437 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,036 Yeah. And I think you are that terrible person. 438 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,329 No. I'm nice. 439 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332 If you got to know me, you'd be obsessed with me. 440 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,503 Hm...? 441 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:05,135 Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game. This is where you actually murder me. 442 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:08,847 - And yet you are still following me. - What? You're a squatter? 443 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,891 - I guess so. - Construction worker? 444 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,976 - Sometimes. - Are we playing 20 questions? 445 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,728 - If you must know... - I must. 446 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,940 It's an old YMCA, and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel. 447 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,359 - What? You're serious? - Yes. 448 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,069 Welcome to the Chloe Hotel. 449 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,989 I'm building a place that feels like the spots I fell in love with 450 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,407 when I first moved to New York. 451 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,952 Those little places that only exist here. 452 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,578 But I've spent five years, 453 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:38,001 and, as you can see, every cent that I have, and it's all falling to shit. 454 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,295 So, what are you gonna do? 455 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,924 Looks like it's coming together. Is this gonna be the lobby? 456 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,593 Heh, heh. Nothing gets by you. 457 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,513 What's gonna happen up there? 458 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,182 NICK: That's phase two. I can't afford to touch it right now. 459 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,351 [WINCES] 460 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,604 - Still hurts? - Yeah. Just a bit. 461 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,607 - Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me. - How am I doing it wrong? 462 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,026 Can't have ice touching the skin. You need a middleman. 463 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,488 Okay. Do you want whiskey? 464 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,448 Yes, please. 465 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955 She really got you good, huh? 466 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,875 Yeah. She sure did. 467 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,504 Here. This will cure what ails you. 468 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,801 LUCY: Wow, whiskey really is Mother Nature's painkiller, huh? 469 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,094 NICK: Mm-hm. 470 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,181 What have you got in here, Lucy? 471 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,183 Oh, my God. 472 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,559 An espresso machine? 473 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,020 LUCY: Don't go too deep. - And a sock. 474 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,438 - Cat in the Hat. - Okay. 475 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,608 - Yep. - Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings? 476 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,652 You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah. 477 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,404 - I'm gonna... - Oh, my God. 478 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,033 - Thanks for coming. - I get it. You're a pessimist. 479 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,618 [GASPS] 480 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,662 That is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. 481 00:24:55,746 --> 00:25:01,251 You collect these things in anticipation that your relationships are going to end. 482 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,169 - No. - It's crazy. 483 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,380 No, no, no. You're wrong. They're a celebration of memories. 484 00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,174 - You're a hoarder. - I'm not a hoarder. 485 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:10,177 - Hoarder. Hoarder. - Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop! 486 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,388 You want evidence that your relationships existed in the first place. 487 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,768 Are you afraid that you won't remember the guys you dated? 488 00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,313 I don't need to explain myself to you. 489 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:25,609 How about you, huh? You've never collected anything from a past relationship? 490 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486 No. I'm a minimalist. 491 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,989 I can fit everything I own inside a backpack. 492 00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,617 When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out. 493 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,245 Nice. You're one of those. 494 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,996 Yeah. One of... 495 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,665 - One of what? - You know. 496 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,125 "I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody." 497 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,503 But really you are just scared of showing your insides. 498 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,090 Yeah. Everyone either leaves, disappoints or dies. 499 00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:52,344 Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait for the new show: Uplift the Nation. 500 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,305 So funny. What are you gonna do with this stuff? 501 00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,684 That's a good question. 502 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:02,813 When love crumbles, how do you preserve its ruins? 503 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,359 - Why don't you leave it here? - What? No. 504 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,735 - Come on. - No, I can't do that. 505 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,280 - Just let go. - No, no, no. It's okay. 506 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,866 - Sure. It'll be okay. - Okay. 507 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,410 This... 508 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,997 Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed. 509 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,833 Would you look at that? 510 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:26,336 Hmm. 511 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,214 Kind of looks cool. 512 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,383 It's like art in a gallery. 513 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,135 The Sad Gallery. 514 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,763 More like the Broken Heart Gallery. 515 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,058 Do you have a marker? 516 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,854 - What? - You have a marker, I just... 517 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,230 - No, I don't. - Come on. Please. 518 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,232 - I have a brilliant idea. - Why do you want it? 519 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,152 I'm feeling inspired. Let me express. 520 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,361 Uh... 521 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,740 Think fast. 522 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:56,992 Nice. 523 00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,871 Oh, sure. Draw on the wall. 524 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,812 Thank you for letting me express myself. 525 00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:27,689 You're welcome. 526 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,946 Wait. What's the security like in this place? 527 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,697 Is there security? 528 00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:38,700 You're worried that someone is gonna break into my unfinished hotel 529 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,494 and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie? 530 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,788 No. That won't happen, right? 531 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,290 - No, it wouldn't happen. - No. 532 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,668 No, you're right. I should leave it. 533 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,503 Yeah, I can leave this. 534 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:53,173 It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it. 535 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,968 No. I can't, actual... No. 536 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,679 - What? You're looking at me. - I'm not. What? 537 00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,557 - I'm sorry. This just got weird. - It's okay. 538 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,311 No, I'm... I'm gonna go. But I will... Bye. 539 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:08,730 Bye. 540 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,399 He was my high school sweetheart. 541 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,110 He moved across the country, and we lost touch. 542 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:17,281 Uh, but smoked too much weed, wouldn't call you back. He would be a terrible husband. 543 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,616 I make my husband wear it when we ****. 544 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,701 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 545 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:22,452 NADINE: Lucy? Babe? 546 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,579 Are you okay? 547 00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,163 Maybe you could try to get a job? 548 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,540 My birthday week is coming up, 549 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,876 and I expect a really thoughtful and expensive gift. 550 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,879 NADINE: There's no birthday week. AMANDA: Yes. It's the week of your birthday. 551 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,547 You're not a 16th-century monarch. 552 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:36,133 You can't command multiple days for your personal festivities. 553 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,259 [LINE BEEPS OVER PHONE] 554 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,136 LUCY: Remember our Monopoly tournaments? 555 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,930 Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card. 556 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:46,685 Anyway, last night, it was rough. 557 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,771 I wish I could talk to you about it. 558 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:51,607 Bye. 559 00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:53,400 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 560 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,027 NICK: Lucy. 561 00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,613 Nick? 562 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,823 - Can I come in? - Uh... 563 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:04,036 No, no, no. Lucy is dead. 564 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,746 How'd she die? 565 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,081 - Decapitated on a roller coaster. - That's a shame. 566 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958 She had such a nice head. 567 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,005 And you are not wearing any pants. 568 00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:20,010 Heh. Pants. No. Not wearing those. 569 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,303 Uh... 570 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,555 Shoelaces in a bag? 571 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,266 Go ahead. Judge me. 572 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,976 No judgments. 573 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:32,481 - Wait. What are you doing here? - I wanna show you something. Come on. 574 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,900 - How did you get in here? - Your roommates let me in. 575 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,027 Those bitches. 576 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,664 LUCY: Okay. So this map was just here when you showed up this morning? 577 00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,791 - Yep. - Who could have left it? 578 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,877 I know a construction worker, a delivery guy, 579 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,839 one of your multiple personalities? 580 00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,423 This is amazing. 581 00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:03,971 There are broken people out there like me, people who need to let go and move on. 582 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:07,182 Good. Well, you can take the stuff and move on. 583 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:11,228 There's nowhere else like this. I wish someone had done this for me. 584 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,897 The Broken Heart Gallery could be a community service. 585 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,274 No. This is my hotel. 586 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:19,820 It is not some sort of Lost and Found for hoarder stalkers. 587 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,947 - Again, not a hoarder. - Hoarder. 588 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,740 No. We've been through this. 589 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,535 Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes you were talking about? 590 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,870 I didn't say... I... 591 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,913 - It's a direct quote. - I didn't say that. 592 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,707 Lucy, this is my friend Marcos. 593 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,876 Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now? 594 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,421 That would explain why I'm building a bar top for you for free. 595 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,923 - Can you not...? Don't listen to him. - Friendship. Servitude. 596 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,968 I am the godfather to his unborn child. 597 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:46,221 No, he's lobbying for the position of godfather. Heh. 598 00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:49,975 Plot twist: It's not going well. If I had to guess, you know? 599 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,019 Would you want this man to be your spiritual guide? 600 00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:54,980 Ha, ha. No. Maybe my TV guide. 601 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:56,899 - Am I right? - Terrible dad joke. 602 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,400 I like her. Let's get to work. 603 00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,610 - Okay. - Nice to meet you. 604 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,237 Wait, wait, wait. 605 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,448 I can help. I... 606 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,118 I can help with the hotel in exchange for gallery space. 607 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,661 - No. LUCY: No, I can help. 608 00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:15,083 I can... I can paint. I can saw. I can lift and lay tile, grout. 609 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,793 - Is that...? That's a thing. - Yeah. 610 00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:18,128 It's not gonna happen. 611 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:22,674 That sounds like free labor, and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you? 612 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:23,675 LUCY: You do. Come on. 613 00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,094 - Come on. - You don't have a plan for the balcony yet. 614 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:30,057 I did say I had a plan for the balcony. I said it was phase two. 615 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,601 Sorry, balconies are really important. 616 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,102 LUCY: He gets it. - They're essential. 617 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,522 - What is going on? MARCOS: Two people agreeing. 618 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:39,608 - Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know. - We're bonding. We're friends? 619 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,485 We should take it step by step, but sure. 620 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:42,986 - Okay. - It's a good start. 621 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,988 - I hate both of you. - Is that a yes? 622 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573 - No. No. MARCOS: Hell yes. 623 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:49,660 Of course. We could use the help. You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning. 624 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,287 Get us the coffee, right? You know, gotta pay the piper. 625 00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:55,582 We do love oat milk. You can get almond milk if you don't have it. 626 00:31:55,666 --> 00:32:00,045 Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it. But nothing with actual dairy. 627 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,839 He gets really sensitive in his tummy. 628 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,842 - Okay. All right. Let's... - He has IBS, it's embarrassing. 629 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,343 - IBS is a real thing. - Stop it. 630 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,721 - Tell me more about his tummy. - This is not happening. There is no tummy. 631 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,139 Goodbye. 632 00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:13,517 - Dude. What? No. - We have 30 days. We need help. 633 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:22,192 ♪ I want the good times The beat and the bass lines ♪ 634 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:26,154 ♪ You want the bodyguard The pool boy and the invites ♪ 635 00:32:26,238 --> 00:32:28,740 ♪ Yeah, we'll walk the walk And talk the talk ♪ 636 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,284 ♪ To get a rush ♪ 637 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:34,413 ♪ I want an in thing You need an in thing ♪ 638 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:38,584 ♪ You want the big job The flashy car and the sunshine ♪ 639 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,419 ♪ And I want the city lights ♪ 640 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,754 ♪ The easy times It feels right ♪ 641 00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:45,424 ♪ Oh, it tastes good To say the words ♪ 642 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:46,967 ♪ Well, some are mud ♪ 643 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,052 ♪ I want an in thing ♪ 644 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:51,138 ♪ You need an in thing ♪♪ 645 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,141 This is Morris. 646 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:56,476 My husband and I got him together. 647 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,895 My husband left. 648 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,190 Morris took it pretty hard. 649 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,568 Yeah, he died immediately. 650 00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:10,991 Let me get this straight. You are collecting other people's junk in addition to your own? 651 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:15,370 Oh, shut up, Jeff. I should text Max about this. 652 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,748 - He likes to be up to date with galleries. - No. 653 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,167 - Don't do that. - You're right. I'll slide in the DMs. 654 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,586 - That's more chill. - You need to get a grip. 655 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,963 He is dating a doctor with the face of an angel. 656 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,381 You're a monster. 657 00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:29,551 Thank you. Okay, you need some sexual Listerine. 658 00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:30,969 Jeff agrees. 659 00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:33,847 What about that new guy, Nick? 660 00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:37,935 Last time I slept with someone I worked with, it ended very badly. 661 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,521 AMANDA: Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff. That does sound like progress. 662 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,438 Thank you. 663 00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:44,942 Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick to my birthday? 664 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,986 - I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke. - Oh. 665 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,072 It combines my favorite things, murder and karaoke. 666 00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,990 - A heavenly combo. - A perfect combination. 667 00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:54,451 NADINE: You guys. 668 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,245 I am in love. 669 00:33:56,328 --> 00:33:59,915 Her name is Irina, and she's got tiny baby bones like a baby chick, 670 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,752 and I just wanna build a nest for her and chew her food for her and feed her. 671 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,462 Jesus, I give it two weeks. 672 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,007 Do I detect cynicism from the great believer of love? 673 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,927 She's right. You've banged more Russian models than a tech billionaire. 674 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,137 - If you were a guy, we would hate you. - Yeah. 675 00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,764 - I don't need this. - Yes, you do. 676 00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:18,183 - No, I don't. No, I don't. - Yes, you do. Eat the pasta. 677 00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:19,434 Okay. 678 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,774 Hey, Nick, I... 679 00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,695 - I can't work anymore this week, dude. - Why? 680 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:35,117 Your homeboy's been commissioned to build a new table for that hotel in Fort Green. 681 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,661 Really? That place is so cheesy. 682 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,956 Oh, my God. How dare I take their money when you don't like their mason jars. 683 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,708 Look, man, I know... 684 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:46,043 I know things are tough, but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday, 685 00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,045 and I will get you your money. 686 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,549 - You are first on my list. - Oh, there's a list? 687 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,759 Can I see the list, or...? 688 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,262 - It's a theoretical list. Nick... - It's gonna happen. 689 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,472 - Come on. - I can't keep doing this, man. 690 00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,310 I got a family. All right? I have responsibilities. I'm sorry. 691 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,646 Don't shut off on me. I... 692 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,440 Show me those blushy cheeks. 693 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:09,401 Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside when I see them. Show me... 694 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,695 I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay? 695 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,363 All right. 696 00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,825 Good morning, building buds! Who's ready to work? 697 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327 Because I am. Check me out. 698 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,996 Look at this belt, a practical belt for tools. 699 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:21,997 - Mm-hm. - Ha! 700 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,917 - Here is your coffee, Marky Mark. - All right, Lucy Liu. 701 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,338 - And then, for you, I got the special milks. - Thank you. 702 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,381 - Dude. - Sorry. 703 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,469 Her Majesty looks a little upset this morning, so tread lightly. 704 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,765 Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings? Because the CFO has arrived. 705 00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,683 Chief Feelings Officer is here. 706 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:45,145 - Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys. - God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out. 707 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:46,355 - See you, dude. - Bye. 708 00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,983 - Who is that? - Yeah, you're in the right place. 709 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:53,862 - Hi. - Hey. Uh... Whew. 710 00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:57,824 - Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery? - Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing? 711 00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,161 Yeah. You're in the right place. Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator. 712 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,829 Yeah. Willhelmina. 713 00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,915 So, how's this whole thing work? 714 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,835 I don't know. How does this whole thing work? 715 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:12,214 Well, why don't you we start by you telling me what you brought and why? 716 00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:16,635 Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina, while I was actually... 717 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,803 Oh, wait. Pause. 718 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,097 Do you mind if I record this? 719 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,766 - Just, you know, for our socials. - Yeah. Sure. 720 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,434 Take a step back against this. 721 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,228 - Right. Here? - Ooh, that is perfect. 722 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771 And go. 723 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,356 I was in the hospital. 724 00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192 I was recovering from a pretty nasty skydiving accident. 725 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,779 She was my nurse and had a body cast covered all my tats, 726 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:38,323 so Gina, she drew these ones on for me. 727 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:40,367 When I could walk, I asked her to marry me. 728 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,536 But then she changed her mind three weeks later. 729 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,788 - No. - Damn, Gina. 730 00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,373 GINA: Anyway, time passed, 731 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:51,211 but this just sat in the corner of my bedroom, taunting me. 732 00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:56,758 - How long have you held on to it for? - Six... Five years. Five years. 733 00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:00,846 Feels good to admit that, you know? Then I heard about this place, so... 734 00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,515 And how exactly did you hear about this place? 735 00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:06,685 - My masseuse's Instagram. - And how did your masseuse hear about it? 736 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,688 Don't listen to him. Are you ready to hand it over? 737 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:11,815 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. LUCY: Okay. 738 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,317 [GRUNTS] 739 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,152 It has an odor. 740 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,904 Okay. Mm. 741 00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:18,363 LUCY: You did it. - I did it. 742 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,740 How does it feel? 743 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:24,786 This is the first time in, like, five years that I feel a little lighter. 744 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,330 - Really? - Yeah. 745 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,208 That's amazing. Thank you. 746 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,628 If you ever wanna see this again, you can visit any time. 747 00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:34,713 - It'll be in my care, right here. - Okay. 748 00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:37,716 Or, perhaps, at another location. 749 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,385 No, definitely at this location. Don't worry about him. 750 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:43,388 - Who is he? - Just one last thing. 751 00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:46,058 We just ask for a small donation. 752 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,519 - Just to keep the gallery going. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 753 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,772 There you go. It's only 5 bucks. It's all I have. 754 00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,357 - Perfect. - All right. 755 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,067 Thank you so much. 756 00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,654 We're in business, baby. 757 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,366 And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams. 758 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,994 I'm going to take this. 759 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,210 LUCY: Thing about breakups is, 760 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,963 someone can ruin your life just by disappearing, you know? 761 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:19,174 And then you hang on to the hope that they'll barrel through your door 762 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,761 full of believable explanations as to why they didn't actually ghost you, 763 00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,806 or lose your number, or just stop loving you. 764 00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:29,810 So what my ex left was a jar of organic Choconut. 765 00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:33,272 So, heartbroken, I would spoon it little by little 766 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:36,650 while listening to Michael Bolton's "When I'm Back On My Feet Again." 767 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,235 It's rancid now. 768 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,530 Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul. I hate you. Just kidding. 769 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:42,739 I hope you die. 770 00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:44,032 How do you get over someone? 771 00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:46,869 You just press some button on your body and morph into a cyborg? 772 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:50,163 Just keep going. Don't look back, don't dwell on anything. 773 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:52,291 Okay, so you just bottle everything up 774 00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:55,294 until you implode in a fiery act of self-destruction? 775 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:58,422 No. I manage my expectations. 776 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,174 [♪♪♪] 777 00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:06,263 Marcos took another job. 778 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,308 Our interior designer quit last week, but I'm fine. 779 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:10,893 I'm not upset. Why? 780 00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:15,355 Because I saw it coming a mile away and I managed my expectations. 781 00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:20,152 Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone, which is why you're not asking me right now. 782 00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:24,239 - Asking you what? - I'll be your interior designer. 783 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:25,574 - Come on! - Good God. 784 00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,785 Designer is just a fancy word for curator. Or it's the other way around. 785 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:31,788 I don't know, but regardless, there's cool stuff all around us. 786 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,790 You just need someone to help you look for it. 787 00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:37,336 NICK: Okay, but cool stuff means expensive, and I'm pretty much broke. 788 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:41,340 LUCY: The key to collecting is seeing value where others usually don't. 789 00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:44,051 You know, one lady's trash is another lady's treasure. 790 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,552 Kind of like relationships. 791 00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:48,388 NICK: And where might one find these treasures? 792 00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:49,723 LUCY: Well, it is moving day. 793 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,975 First day of the month, leases start and end, 794 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:55,646 so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold out on these streets. 795 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,524 She's cute, she's charming, she's calling my name. 796 00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,402 - She looks like rats live inside of her. - Then she's habitable. 797 00:40:02,486 --> 00:40:05,948 Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe. We are... We're not walking. 798 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:07,032 [CHUCKLES] 799 00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:09,660 Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show. 800 00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:10,661 Oh, my God. 801 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,747 How do I seem to find myself in this predicament? 802 00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,878 I'm tired. Can we take a break? 803 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:20,963 [LAUGHS] 804 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,131 Absolutely not. This was your idea. 805 00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:26,343 Fine, but can you distract me? Tell me your life story. 806 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:28,428 - My life story? - Yeah. 807 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,180 But my life hasn't even happened yet. 808 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,141 Don't you ever think about what you're gonna tell your biographer? 809 00:40:34,142 --> 00:40:37,563 - Is that something you think about? - All the time. It'll begin as such: 810 00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,815 "It all started on a sticky August afternoon." 811 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,693 Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it. 812 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,654 Okay. Your life story. Go. 813 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,156 - Really? - Yes. 814 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,867 Oh, umm... 815 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:54,329 My parents really never settled down. We moved a ton. 816 00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,081 That must have been hard. 817 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,168 - Think it make... Made me independent. - Hm. 818 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,712 So where would you go on holidays? 819 00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,422 Grandma's house. 820 00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,258 Hm. Tell me more about G-Ma. 821 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:11,013 Well, she lived in this little place called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin. 822 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,056 She looked like a Keebler elf. 823 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:17,394 My grandma loved two things, football and boxing. 824 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:20,355 - Mm. Nice. - She chewed tobacco till she was 90. 825 00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:23,108 And I always thought she was this sweet old grandma, 826 00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,111 but it turns out she was a bookie her entire life. 827 00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:29,323 - Okay, Grandma. - I know. What a badass! 828 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:33,076 After she died, they found a wad of cash under her mattress. 829 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,579 And she left it for me. 830 00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:38,624 - So that's what you used to start the Chloe. - Yeah. 831 00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:41,627 And then you named it after her? That's such a sweet tribute. 832 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,588 - I didn't actually... - Ice cream! 833 00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,673 [ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING JINGLE] 834 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:48,926 LUCY: Hey! 835 00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:52,304 [♪♪♪] 836 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,520 LUCY: You know, we still haven't been to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn. 837 00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:02,147 Only real insiders know about it. 838 00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,484 NICK: And what about you? Why New York? 839 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,319 I followed a man. 840 00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,780 Did the man know you were following him? 841 00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:13,617 He did when I snuck into his apartment, impaled him with an ice pick 842 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,786 and feasted on his remains. 843 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,287 Frightening. 844 00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,790 But what's the real reason? 845 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:27,589 Well, growing up, my mom was an art history professor at Bard. 846 00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:30,342 So it was winter like 90 months of the year. 847 00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:34,012 So every weekend, she'd take me to the Hessel Museum. 848 00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:40,310 And she taught me that art tells stories about people, places, 849 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:43,105 movements, moments in time. 850 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:50,112 The coolest thing about my mom is, she really sees art... 851 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,031 in everything. 852 00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:55,033 Like, anywhere. 853 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,249 What city has more art than New York? 854 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:12,217 You know, I think this project is really having a positive impact on me. 855 00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,595 I woke up this morning, my pillow was totally dry. 856 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,097 And then feel my bag. It's so light. 857 00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:20,392 I am growing too. I have not called you a hoarder today. 858 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,311 Ha. Typical man. 859 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,980 Proud of himself for something that isn't an achievement. 860 00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,774 Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee. 861 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,318 Do you want anything? 862 00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:32,154 No, I quit coffee. Only water or booze for this temple. 863 00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:33,989 I'm Paleo. 864 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:38,493 - I'm not sure that's what Paleo means. - No, no. It has to do with nuts. 865 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,663 - Okay. I'm gonna go. - Okay. 866 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,084 - Hi there. - Hi. 867 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,630 MAX: I'm here for the 72-inch television. 868 00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:53,133 You guys are like the last book shop on earth, huh? 869 00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:55,135 We're the real deal. It was my grandfather's. 870 00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:58,931 Oh, okay. Well, I was about to say something that... 871 00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,725 It wouldn't have gone well. Anyway, thank you so much. 872 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,144 - Have a great day. - All right. 873 00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:09,566 - Oh, hey! Your case. - I got it. I know him. 874 00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,694 [♪♪♪] 875 00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:22,204 [BABY CRYING] 876 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:24,081 Excuse me. Do you mind? 877 00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:26,750 Move! Oh, my God! Move. 878 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:31,421 Excuse me. Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood? Okay. 879 00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,298 Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood? 880 00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,634 - Uh... Yes. - Thanks. 881 00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:37,511 I gotta go. 882 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,596 Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood? 883 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,307 Oh, you don't care about reproductive rights? 884 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:47,980 MAX: It's a first edition. 885 00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,399 - No. - Yeah. 886 00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:52,067 Lucy! Oh! 887 00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,404 Max! 888 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,155 Hi! Oh, my God. 889 00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,491 This is so random. Um... 890 00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:01,952 Hi. 891 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:03,871 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 892 00:45:03,954 --> 00:45:05,998 - Oh, French. - Oh, sorry. 893 00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:09,209 I just got back from Paris, so still in there. 894 00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:12,754 MAX: Heh. This is Amelia. - Right. 895 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:16,717 You saw her the night that... 896 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,303 Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so... 897 00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930 Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great. 898 00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,683 Because last time... You know. 899 00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:26,351 Oh. 900 00:45:26,435 --> 00:45:28,437 Right. That night. Oh, my God. 901 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,646 That was such a fun night. 902 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:32,858 I was just really living my truth and, like, enjoying myself. 903 00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,318 I'm in my mid-20s. 904 00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:36,278 You know, I barely even wash my face. 905 00:45:36,361 --> 00:45:39,198 And sometimes I moisturize, if I feel fancy. 906 00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:42,117 But I just have the collagen ready to go. I'm 26, so... 907 00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,328 Lucy! Hi. 908 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,413 There you are. Uh... 909 00:45:47,456 --> 00:45:49,416 Got the flat white for you. 910 00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:53,629 - I... - Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick. 911 00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:55,881 - Hey. I'm Max. - Hi. 912 00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:59,510 This one really knows how to treat her staff, you know? 913 00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,720 - Staff? NICK: She didn't tell you? 914 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:04,681 Lucy started her own gallery. 915 00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:08,185 Yeah. Big deal. I mean, it's still underground, but it's gonna be... 916 00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:12,481 It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time. Blowing. Lots of blowing up. 917 00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,274 That's, um... 918 00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:16,109 That's exceptional. Um... 919 00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,862 Where is it? I'd love to come visit. 920 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:22,533 And we would also love you to come visit sometime, 921 00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:25,160 but we are late for that meeting with that... 922 00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,747 - Meeting. Larry. - Larry! Larry. 923 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,249 - Gagosian? - Mm-hm. 924 00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:31,333 - Yeah. - Yeah. 925 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,544 He's like a... How did you describe him? Like a... 926 00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:36,004 Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear. 927 00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:38,257 - Just the sweetest guy. - Yeah. 928 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,550 You know? 929 00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:41,677 - Oh, yeah. - Never met him. 930 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,929 - We have to... - Yeah, he hates it when we're late. 931 00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:45,389 - We should really run. - He does. 932 00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,599 - Um, but great to see you. - Nice to meet you. 933 00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:52,229 Gagosian? Okay. Shit. 934 00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:53,313 [CHUCKLES] 935 00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:56,900 He's just moved on. It's... 936 00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:59,528 Why is it so hard for me and so easy for him? 937 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:03,240 - Am I that forgettable? - Are you kidding me? Max aches for you. 938 00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:07,327 He said so himself. You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle. 939 00:47:07,411 --> 00:47:11,248 - You think so? - I... He thinks so. 940 00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,000 - Yes. - Right. 941 00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,045 - Come on. Let's go in here. - Okay. 942 00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:20,799 LUCY: Do you think Max and the doctor have moved in together? 943 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,553 No. No, Max likes his personal space, so... 944 00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,974 Ugh, she probably has an amazing but crazy skin care routine. 945 00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,935 What if he likes it? 946 00:47:33,228 --> 00:47:34,813 Wait, where are we? 947 00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:37,441 Great, is this the third attempt at murder? 948 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,944 Can we get it over and done with, please? Just put me out of my misery. 949 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,530 Hey, Yan. Do your thing. 950 00:47:44,823 --> 00:47:46,825 [♪♪♪] 951 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:57,544 - What? YAN: I'll never tire of that reaction. 952 00:47:57,628 --> 00:48:00,464 - Yan. - Hey, man. How's the hotel going? 953 00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,132 Excellent. 954 00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:04,635 Don't listen to her. She's a glass-half-full kind of gal. 955 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:08,847 You're right, yeah. It's better to be a brooding cynic. 956 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,475 Can you please go get my sign? 957 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,561 So he just makes anything in neon? 958 00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,605 Yeah, including a blinking sign over your head 959 00:48:16,688 --> 00:48:19,149 - that says "Keep Back 200 Feet." - Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 960 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,237 Check this out. It's gonna look great hanging in the lobby of the Chloe. 961 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,905 [SPEAKING LATIN] 962 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:29,910 It's Latin for "Into the middle of things." It's what the hotel stands for. 963 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:34,665 It's a place where people will meet and intersect in our story. 964 00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:39,336 The Chloe will always be a place they stopped along the way. 965 00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:43,507 - See? I have feelings. - Mm... 966 00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:46,009 [♪♪♪] 967 00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:16,665 LUCY: Remember when I drove my car into a parked school bus? 968 00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,835 Well, I'm not the mess you once knew. 969 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:22,171 I have my shit together. 970 00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:23,630 Promise. 971 00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:27,801 - Hey. Who was that? - No one. 972 00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:31,555 Oh, hello, fancy pants. Where are you off to? 973 00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:34,391 Well, we are going to the bank. 974 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:37,769 I have that meeting, and I am terrified. 975 00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:39,938 This is it. Make or break, right? 976 00:49:40,022 --> 00:49:43,567 - I'm coming along to play the race card. - I think it'll be very effective. 977 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,277 - Thank you. - Look on the bright side. 978 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,322 The gallery is bringing in a bunch of revenue. 979 00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:51,867 No. I'm cautiously optimistic in a very negative way. 980 00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:54,328 - I've lost all hope. - But we should probably... 981 00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:56,330 Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat. 982 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,248 - I want you to listen to this. - We're... 983 00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:01,251 No, come on. It'll just take a minute. It'll be good for you. 984 00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:03,003 I need to share. 985 00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:06,131 "Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve. 986 00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,966 We stole this bottle of champagne 987 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,344 and resolved to drink it together the next year. 988 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:13,805 But Dwayne got sick and next year never came. 989 00:50:13,889 --> 00:50:16,099 Lately, I've found myself drinking alone, 990 00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:20,229 but this is the one bottle I can't bring myself to open." 991 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:23,148 Nope. Nope! 992 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,444 - Nick, are you crying? MARCOS: Why...? 993 00:50:27,528 --> 00:50:29,154 No. Why would I...? What? 994 00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:31,323 Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude. 995 00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:34,159 They're about to drink a bottle together and now he's a ghost. 996 00:50:34,243 --> 00:50:37,412 He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost. Why would you do that to us? 997 00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:40,249 We said we're about to blackmail a man into giving us money. 998 00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:42,543 I don't know. Crying's my favorite activity. 999 00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:44,628 - It's true. She's very good at it. - Thank you. 1000 00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:48,757 Last weekend we got together, and we just re-enacted scenes from The Notebook. 1001 00:50:48,841 --> 00:50:50,801 - I wrote you every day. - Every day? 1002 00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:53,804 - I wrote you every day! - I never stopped thinking... 1003 00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:58,934 As much as I admire this budding friendship, we have to go because we are running late. 1004 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,394 Sure. 1005 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:02,354 - Upper hands. Okay. - Marcos, let's go. 1006 00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:04,857 - You got this. Good luck. MARCOS: I'm okay. 1007 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,151 April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah. 1008 00:51:08,235 --> 00:51:11,238 So I show up and I do my best move for him. 1009 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,115 He was just kidding. 1010 00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:16,159 He actually had gotten an over-the-pants handy 1011 00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:18,745 from Jenny Gluck that night. Um... 1012 00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:24,376 So I've kept this yarmulke as a reminder that men can hurt you. 1013 00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:27,921 [HEADBAND'S "REBEL" PLAYING] 1014 00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:32,718 ♪ I'm a rebel And I love it, love it ♪ 1015 00:51:32,801 --> 00:51:34,803 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1016 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:39,558 ♪ I'm a rebel And I love it, love it ♪ 1017 00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,561 ♪ I'm a rebel I'm on another level ♪ 1018 00:51:42,644 --> 00:51:45,606 ♪ I'm a rebel And I love it, love it ♪ 1019 00:51:45,689 --> 00:51:48,525 ♪ I'm a rebel I'm on another level ♪ 1020 00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:50,944 ♪ I'm a rebel And I love it, love it ♪ 1021 00:51:51,028 --> 00:51:53,113 ♪ So I keep running Running... ♪♪ 1022 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,448 LUCY: "You're not a hoarder." 1023 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,618 "Thank you for saying that. I do really appreciate that." 1024 00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,621 "You hair looks great." "Yours does." 1025 00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:02,456 "Thanking you..." 1026 00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:05,334 Hi. Uh, gallery donation? 1027 00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:07,419 - Is Nick here? - No. 1028 00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:09,379 Just me. Us. 1029 00:52:09,463 --> 00:52:10,464 [CHUCKLES] 1030 00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:12,090 Cool. 1031 00:52:12,591 --> 00:52:16,094 Uh, do you want me to tell him you stopped by? Leave a message? 1032 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,180 No. 1033 00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:20,724 Okay. 1034 00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:26,104 See you later. 1035 00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:29,983 "She kind of seemed like a bitch." 1036 00:52:30,067 --> 00:52:31,068 [GASPS] 1037 00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:33,820 Stop. You can't say that. Go. 1038 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,448 No. 1039 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:39,910 No! Think about what you said. 1040 00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:44,039 ♪ Okay, it's my birthday Look me right here... ♪♪ 1041 00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,333 [SCREAMING] 1042 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:48,418 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1043 00:52:52,381 --> 00:52:54,216 ALL: ♪ She's sweet but a psycho ♪ 1044 00:52:54,299 --> 00:52:56,051 ♪ A little bit psycho ♪ 1045 00:52:56,134 --> 00:52:59,137 ♪ At night she's screaming "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪ 1046 00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:03,475 ♪ Oh, she's sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho ♪ 1047 00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:06,937 ♪ At night she's screaming "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪♪ 1048 00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:08,438 [APPLAUDING] 1049 00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:12,401 Ha-ha. That was sweet but psycho. Next up, we got Ben. 1050 00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:14,528 "I Wanna Know What Love Is." 1051 00:53:14,611 --> 00:53:17,865 Hi, thank you, guys, so much for coming to my... Jeff. 1052 00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:20,033 For coming to my birthday. 1053 00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:22,452 I know this is a really important day for all of us, 1054 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,289 and, you know, as I was reflecting on my last 27 years, 1055 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:27,332 I was kind of thinking ahead to my death. 1056 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,959 - What is happening? - Eyes up. 1057 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,546 And I was thinking that at my funeral, I wanna be taxidermied 1058 00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:35,424 and I want a photo booth so people can come and take photos of me. 1059 00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:38,177 And I'll have wine and hats and different things. 1060 00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,429 - What do you guys think of that? - Inspired! 1061 00:53:40,512 --> 00:53:43,473 - Happy birthday, Amanda! - Happy birthday, Amanda. 1062 00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:45,559 - How's it going? - Hi! 1063 00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:48,520 - I picked up your dead man cake... AMANDA: Oh, my God, thank you. 1064 00:53:48,604 --> 00:53:50,105 ...that you asked a stranger to get for you. 1065 00:53:50,189 --> 00:53:52,816 This is my wife Randy and that's my baby inside of her. 1066 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,569 Oh, my God, tell us everything about being pregnant. 1067 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,113 Pretty terrible so far. 1068 00:53:58,197 --> 00:54:01,533 Well, the making of it was fun, the creating it. 1069 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,910 I'll shut up. 1070 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:06,997 ♪ I just died In your arms tonight ♪ 1071 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,375 ♪ It must have been something you said ♪ 1072 00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:15,047 ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪♪ 1073 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,799 I wanna murder your face! 1074 00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:19,009 I love you! 1075 00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:21,845 I wanna push you down the stairs, I love you so much. 1076 00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,597 Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety? 1077 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,933 Oh, he's a dead man, but it is the rule of friendship 1078 00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:30,187 you can't really testify against your friends, so I know nothing. 1079 00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:33,565 - Totally. - Hey, I have something to show you. 1080 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,861 {\an8}- We're in New York Magazine, baby! - Oh, my God. What? 1081 00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,571 {\an8}- I know. It's... - Shit. 1082 00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,658 - This is amazing news. - Can't wait until Max sees this. 1083 00:54:42,741 --> 00:54:46,119 {\an8}- I have moved from denial to anger. - What do you mean? 1084 00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:50,415 Oh, the five stages of grief. I am angry at Max and I want revenge. 1085 00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:54,253 And I'm not talking about squirting lube all over his good suits. 1086 00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:56,630 Is that something that you've done? 1087 00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,675 We open the gallery with a Broken Hearts ball. 1088 00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:03,720 Gatsby style. Call every influencer in New York. 1089 00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:10,936 Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy, but I haven't heard if I got the loan. 1090 00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:14,064 It's not looking good. I'm really worried. 1091 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:20,904 - But if I get it... - We can do it? 1092 00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:24,575 We can do it. 1093 00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:27,703 - Yes! - I don't know when. 1094 00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:33,584 All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart." 1095 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,752 I don't really... Lucy, I don't sing. 1096 00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:40,340 We haven't spoken about this, but I have a really shocking singing voice. 1097 00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:43,510 Karaoke's not about talent. It's about commitment. Everyone knows that. 1098 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,220 Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself. 1099 00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:48,307 That is one of life's greatest pleasures. I should know. 1100 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:51,518 - Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick? LUCY: Yep, coming up. 1101 00:55:51,602 --> 00:55:53,770 I'm sober. I'm dead sober. 1102 00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,898 - Thought you might say that. - Here's some shots. 1103 00:55:55,981 --> 00:56:00,903 - Okay, no, this is very... We actually... - No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you. 1104 00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,697 - What's your excuse now, huh? - Nothing. 1105 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,407 ["DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 1106 00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:07,451 [CROWD CHEERING] 1107 00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:11,330 - We got this, Nick. No, Nick! - I'm gonna go. 1108 00:56:13,749 --> 00:56:17,169 BOTH: ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 1109 00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:19,254 ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪ 1110 00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:21,340 I like this song. 1111 00:56:21,423 --> 00:56:23,800 ♪ Oh, honey, if I get restless ♪ 1112 00:56:24,843 --> 00:56:26,845 ♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪ 1113 00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:30,098 [ALL HUMMING "DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"] 1114 00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:31,934 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 1115 00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:33,560 Oh, damn. 1116 00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:36,271 ♪ You take the weight Off of me ♪ 1117 00:56:36,355 --> 00:56:37,814 I love you! 1118 00:56:37,898 --> 00:56:40,192 ♪ Oh, honey, when you knock on my door ♪ 1119 00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:43,737 ♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪ 1120 00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:46,365 [ALL HUMMING] 1121 00:56:46,448 --> 00:56:50,953 ♪ Ooh-hoo Nobody knows it ♪ 1122 00:56:53,539 --> 00:56:57,376 - ♪ Right from the start ♪ - ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 1123 00:56:57,459 --> 00:57:02,089 ♪ Oh-ho, I gave you my heart ♪ 1124 00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:04,633 [ALL HUMMING] 1125 00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:06,343 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 1126 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:08,470 - Am I on the right rhythm? - Oh, that's good. 1127 00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:12,140 ♪ I won't go breaking your heart Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 1128 00:57:12,224 --> 00:57:16,687 ♪ Don't go breaking my I won't go breaking your heart ♪♪ 1129 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,814 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1130 00:57:21,316 --> 00:57:23,235 Nick, everyone! 1131 00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:26,572 Does everyone remember that it's my birthday? 1132 00:57:26,655 --> 00:57:28,031 [ALL CHEERING] 1133 00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:32,160 - How sad are you gonna be when I die? - Terrified of life without you. 1134 00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:35,747 Unless there's kids involved and it will probably fill up that void. 1135 00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,207 But you'll be missed. 1136 00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:41,003 - You can't marry within a year. - I won't. Who would I marry? 1137 00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:43,463 - Which one of my friends would you marry? - Amanda. 1138 00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:46,133 Just kidding. It's not like I've thought about it before. 1139 00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:47,926 - I think that's a good fit. - Right? 1140 00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:49,428 I approve of that. 1141 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:53,307 - You guys talking about death again? - Mm-hm. It's our foreplay. 1142 00:57:54,183 --> 00:57:57,269 - Mm. Mm. RANDY: Do it now. 1143 00:57:57,352 --> 00:57:58,687 Yes, ma'am. 1144 00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:01,982 ♪ You're cute When you beep-beep-beep, how do you...? ♪♪ 1145 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:04,151 RANDY: It's not a joke, that's okay. MARCOS: That wasn't a truck... 1146 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:07,571 - Can't compare me to a truck. - It wasn't a truck, but it was like... 1147 00:58:07,654 --> 00:58:09,072 It was a truck backing up. 1148 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:12,743 - So let me ask you something. - Sure. 1149 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:15,537 - You're spending every day with her, right? - Yes. 1150 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,999 Dude, I haven't seen you this happy since... Don't make me say her name. 1151 00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,793 Okay, can we not talk about this, please, Marcos? 1152 00:58:21,877 --> 00:58:24,713 You are a straight, white dude in America. 1153 00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:27,591 If your only thing is that you don't wanna fall in love, like... 1154 00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:29,134 - Can you please...? - Cry me a river. 1155 00:58:29,218 --> 00:58:31,094 - Marcos, can we please not do this? - We are. 1156 00:58:31,178 --> 00:58:33,597 We are in the conversation you don't wanna be in. 1157 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,225 And I'm saying it... No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay? 1158 00:58:36,308 --> 00:58:37,351 [LUCY WHOOPING] 1159 00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:42,689 ♪ Yeah It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪ 1160 00:58:42,773 --> 00:58:47,569 ♪ Yeah It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪♪ 1161 00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,614 Oh, my God. You guys, I... 1162 00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:53,408 I'm getting too skinny. I'm wasting away right now. 1163 00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:56,119 I think it's really important that we go get tacos, like... 1164 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,789 I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco. 1165 00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:01,083 - I wanna drive a taco. - Let's go. 1166 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,126 But wait, where is Nick? Did he...? 1167 00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:06,630 - Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home. - Oh. 1168 00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:10,384 Why do you keep talking about Nick? You should put your penis in his vagina. 1169 00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:13,554 - Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina? - Yeah. 1170 00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,223 - I wanna get a taco first, then you can... - Okay. 1171 00:59:16,306 --> 00:59:18,100 - [CHANTING] Penis, penis, penis. - Okay. 1172 00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:22,688 - Tacos first. - [CHANTING] Tacos, tacos, tacos. 1173 00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:25,607 [ALL SINGING DRUNKENLY] 1174 00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:26,942 LUCY: Where did Jeff go? 1175 00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,862 Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask. 1176 00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,572 That's... Oh, God. 1177 00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,950 - I know you love it, you're into that. - It's too much. 1178 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,202 - Oh. - Uh... 1179 00:59:37,286 --> 00:59:39,079 Okay. 1180 00:59:41,123 --> 00:59:42,708 Remember me? 1181 00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:48,714 Hey, Max. 1182 00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,593 - What are you doing here? - Just hoping we could talk. 1183 00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,722 Okay. 1184 00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,473 Go on. 1185 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:02,603 I don't really know where to start. 1186 01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,770 I guess... 1187 01:00:03,854 --> 01:00:07,399 How about "I'm sorry for causing the worst breakup in the world's history"? 1188 01:00:07,482 --> 01:00:10,694 Or "I'm sorry for using you like a stepping stone for my career 1189 01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:12,446 like Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl"? 1190 01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,782 Or "I'm sorry for treating you like my own personal sanitary napkin 1191 01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:19,369 that I bled onto heavily in the heaviest part of my period." 1192 01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,289 You know that second day of your period where you're gushing blood? 1193 01:00:22,372 --> 01:00:24,082 - I've heard of it. - That's what you did. 1194 01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,876 And you didn't even have the courtesy 1195 01:00:25,959 --> 01:00:28,253 to wrap it in toilet paper when you threw it away. 1196 01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:29,588 MAX: Sorry. AMANDA: You belong in jail 1197 01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:30,506 for what you've done. 1198 01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:33,842 - We're gonna put a hex on you. - Yeah, we're bloody witches. 1199 01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:36,136 Ladies, that's enough. 1200 01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:40,557 - Where are your effing socks? - Uh... 1201 01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,727 - That's a good question. - This is weird for us now, so... 1202 01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:45,562 MAX: Great friends. Wow. - Yep. 1203 01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:47,981 They brought out some excellent points. 1204 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,527 I'm so sorry. 1205 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,863 I don't think I can live without you. 1206 01:00:56,615 --> 01:00:58,867 Uh... Uh... 1207 01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,495 - What about Amelia? - Amelia. 1208 01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:05,123 Come on. Amelia? We broke up. 1209 01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:07,626 I haven't stopped thinking about you since I ran into you 1210 01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,753 and then I read about you in New York Magazine. 1211 01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,755 I was wrong about you, Lucy. 1212 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,716 I wanna be with you. 1213 01:01:16,301 --> 01:01:18,762 Um... I don't know. 1214 01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,264 NICK: Hey. 1215 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,642 LUCY: Hey. - What's this guy doing here? 1216 01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,478 Why is your assistant talking to me like that? 1217 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,146 I'm not her assistant, guy. 1218 01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,190 Why are you bringing her a cake at 3 a.m., guy? 1219 01:01:30,274 --> 01:01:32,317 - Because I can. - Guys. 1220 01:01:34,152 --> 01:01:34,987 [SOFTLY] It's okay. 1221 01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,199 I was dropping this off. 1222 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,828 Custom single-layered cake. 1223 01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:45,247 Oh, uh... 1224 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:48,417 - You brought me Amanda's cake? - Yeah. 1225 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:52,379 Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and... 1226 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,717 I don't know, he really likes you, so I thought I'd... 1227 01:01:57,843 --> 01:01:59,928 Marcos likes me. 1228 01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:01,471 Right. 1229 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,058 Yeah. 1230 01:02:06,977 --> 01:02:09,646 We were kind of in the middle of something. 1231 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,315 [SIGHS] 1232 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,945 I'm gonna go. 1233 01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,075 MAX: Hey. 1234 01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:25,704 How about it? Let's have a drink. 1235 01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:30,709 I mean, you've seen it so many times, but Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering. 1236 01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:33,003 - Oh, my God. - I'm like, "This is crazy." 1237 01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:35,506 - I really miss the Woolf Gallery. - You do? 1238 01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:38,342 Yeah, of course. It was my dream job. 1239 01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,719 It was run by a woman so ahead of her time, 1240 01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:46,016 she gave space and a voice to artists no one deigned to care about or listen to. 1241 01:02:47,142 --> 01:02:49,853 See, I never even knew you felt that way. 1242 01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:50,979 You never asked. 1243 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,817 You never really asked me about myself, ever. 1244 01:02:56,818 --> 01:03:01,657 - I know I made a detour... - A detour? That's what we're calling that? 1245 01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,993 Your GPS just didn't work the day you cheated on me, or what's...? 1246 01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:07,621 It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake. 1247 01:03:08,622 --> 01:03:10,082 Please give me another chance? 1248 01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,254 And you're serious about this? 1249 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,465 Would you close your eyes? 1250 01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:22,636 - Okay. - Can you put your hands out? 1251 01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:31,520 - Okay, open them. - Wait. 1252 01:03:31,603 --> 01:03:32,729 [♪♪♪] 1253 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,357 What? How did you get this? 1254 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,525 I took it. 1255 01:03:36,608 --> 01:03:38,819 Our love story's not over. 1256 01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,782 You broke into the gallery? Oh. 1257 01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:47,452 Wow, we really need to work on the security situation. Sheesh. 1258 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,122 Just have dinner with me, please? 1259 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,377 I'm actually... I have a lot of late night commitments, so... 1260 01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:00,048 I figured you'd say that, so I thought about: "What about breakfast?" 1261 01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:03,135 Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person, so that won't work. 1262 01:04:03,218 --> 01:04:06,138 There is a meal somewhere in the middle. 1263 01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,684 - Do you know what it's called? - Fine. Lunch. 1264 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:14,188 But no booze, except for rosé. But that's just pink water. 1265 01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:21,987 Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets. Thought they might look cool in here, right? 1266 01:04:23,155 --> 01:04:24,615 [LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1267 01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:29,828 Is everything okay? 1268 01:04:32,581 --> 01:04:34,708 I didn't get the loan. 1269 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,045 So this is it. 1270 01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:41,423 Oh. 1271 01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:44,760 Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick. 1272 01:04:44,843 --> 01:04:46,303 This really sucks. 1273 01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:49,139 But, hey, we can figure something out. 1274 01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,476 - This is just a setback. - It's not a setback. 1275 01:04:53,477 --> 01:04:54,937 This is real life, Lucy. 1276 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:59,149 You know, we can't all live in your fantasy land of magical thinking. 1277 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:03,111 I can't just go into a closet, wish really hard, and it will all work out. 1278 01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:05,113 That's not how life works. 1279 01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:07,950 That's what you think of me? 1280 01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:13,455 If the Chloe closes, the gallery closes too. We're in this together. 1281 01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:16,583 No, we're not. Okay? 1282 01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:19,378 I let myself get distracted, but not anymore, 1283 01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,338 so take your stuff and get out of here. 1284 01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:24,132 So that's it? 1285 01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:26,426 Yeah. That's it. 1286 01:05:26,510 --> 01:05:28,929 [♪♪♪] 1287 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,184 Okay. 1288 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,855 Yeah, you can just shut me out, but I made a commitment to every person 1289 01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:40,774 that walked through that door with their heart on their sleeve. 1290 01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,818 I am not giving up. 1291 01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:45,028 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1292 01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,488 And you shouldn't either. 1293 01:05:46,572 --> 01:05:49,950 ♪ I got everything I wanted ♪ 1294 01:05:50,993 --> 01:05:53,537 ♪ Not what you'd think ♪ 1295 01:05:54,496 --> 01:05:59,001 ♪ And if I'm being honest It might've been a nightmare ♪ 1296 01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:00,627 [MUTED DIALOGUE] 1297 01:06:00,711 --> 01:06:04,047 ♪ To anyone who might care ♪ 1298 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,760 ♪ Thought I could fly ♪ 1299 01:06:10,304 --> 01:06:14,933 ♪ So I stepped off the Golden, mm ♪ 1300 01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:21,732 ♪ I had a dream I got everything I wanted ♪ 1301 01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:25,444 ♪ But when I wake up, I see ♪ 1302 01:06:26,028 --> 01:06:28,822 ♪ You with me ♪ 1303 01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:34,328 ♪ And you say, "As long as I'm here ♪ 1304 01:06:34,411 --> 01:06:36,538 ♪ No one can hurt you ♪ 1305 01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:42,169 ♪ Don't wanna lie here ♪ 1306 01:06:42,252 --> 01:06:45,714 ♪ But you can learn to" ♪ 1307 01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:49,092 ♪ If they knew what they said Would go straight to my head ♪♪ 1308 01:06:49,218 --> 01:06:50,552 LUCY: If you'll just meet with me, 1309 01:06:50,636 --> 01:06:53,931 I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery takes a whole new approach to art. 1310 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,725 We're trending on Twitter. We have 50,000 followers. 1311 01:06:56,808 --> 01:07:00,771 Everyone is damaged. Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello? 1312 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,022 Hello? 1313 01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,483 Oh, my God. He hung up on me. 1314 01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:06,026 Ugh! That was the last one. 1315 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:09,404 I've tried every gallery in the greater tristate area. 1316 01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:11,073 You haven't tried everyone. 1317 01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:13,867 Oh, right, yeah. 1318 01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:17,996 I'm sure Eva just misses watching me eat my own ass in front of her eyes. 1319 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,874 Her and her friends, just ha-ha-ha. 1320 01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,168 You never know unless you try. 1321 01:07:23,252 --> 01:07:28,507 No. Eva, she gave me a second chance. She's not about to give me a third. 1322 01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,010 Well, what if a handsome man, 1323 01:07:32,094 --> 01:07:35,681 with a cute, cute butt, put in a good word for you 1324 01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:39,685 and all you have to do is pick up the phone and see what happens? 1325 01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,854 - Really? - Maybe. 1326 01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:43,897 Cliffhanger. 1327 01:07:43,981 --> 01:07:47,943 You're erratic, irresponsible, and, quite frankly, a liability. 1328 01:07:48,026 --> 01:07:53,115 It's young people like you who reaffirm my choice not to procreate. 1329 01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:57,452 The last time I saw you was like listening to Brad Pitt talk about architecture. 1330 01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,998 - It just went on and on and on. - Right. 1331 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:03,417 And on and on and on. 1332 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,711 It was utterly relentless. 1333 01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:07,171 Please give me a chance. 1334 01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:09,590 The Broken Heart Gallery, it's changed my life. 1335 01:08:09,673 --> 01:08:12,259 Clearly, otherwise, you wouldn't be here groveling. 1336 01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:15,345 Oh, well, I think groveling is a strong term. 1337 01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,930 This is the definition of groveling. 1338 01:08:19,725 --> 01:08:21,852 I've learned a few things in my day. 1339 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,813 Never look at your body naked under a fluorescent light. 1340 01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:29,984 It's only okay to bounce a check once. After that, it's a thing you're known for. 1341 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,363 And when you see talent, grab it. 1342 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:39,203 I'd like to include the Broken Heart Gallery 1343 01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:44,249 as an exhibit here at the Woolf in one week. 1344 01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:49,462 Show your collection alongside mine. 1345 01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,048 What? 1346 01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,300 Did I drop acid and this is my ego death? 1347 01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:56,136 MAX: Ha-ha. No, no. It's a huge opportunity. 1348 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:59,055 Don't worry, I'm gonna be here to guide you every step of the way. 1349 01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,974 Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you. 1350 01:09:01,058 --> 01:09:03,560 Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much. 1351 01:09:03,644 --> 01:09:05,687 I mean, I don't even know what to say. 1352 01:09:05,770 --> 01:09:11,984 What do you say when Michael Fassbender invites you to lie naked by his pool? 1353 01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:18,825 I do have one condition. 1354 01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:20,827 I have been working so hard for this. 1355 01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:22,828 This is literally a lifelong dream come true. 1356 01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:28,752 Well, let me be the first to say "congratulations" and "you're welcome." 1357 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,129 Come on, let's go celebrate. 1358 01:09:31,212 --> 01:09:33,215 [♪♪♪] 1359 01:09:44,768 --> 01:09:46,728 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1360 01:09:46,812 --> 01:09:50,649 - Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up... - Cool, cool, cool. I don't care. 1361 01:09:50,732 --> 01:09:53,569 - Teach me how to break up with someone. - What? 1362 01:09:53,652 --> 01:09:56,154 - Just walk me through your dumping process. - Uh-uh-uh. 1363 01:09:56,238 --> 01:09:59,700 We don't call it that. It sounds harsh. Wait, why are we doing this? 1364 01:09:59,783 --> 01:10:03,871 Because I just... I need to let Max go. Once and for all. 1365 01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:04,872 Good. 1366 01:10:05,998 --> 01:10:08,584 Teach me. I'm your vessel. 1367 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,713 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1368 01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:22,931 Most stories are stories of... betrayal. 1369 01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:28,145 - Mm-hm. - And ours is a story of hope. 1370 01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:34,860 Hope that what we shared will guide you... home. 1371 01:10:35,986 --> 01:10:37,571 Yeah. 1372 01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,698 - Come closer. - Okay. 1373 01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:42,367 Thank you... 1374 01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:45,871 for being my home. 1375 01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,085 - Oh, my God. - I know. 1376 01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:54,213 - Oh, my God! - I know! 1377 01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:57,007 Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that. 1378 01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:07,684 Hey. Is it time for dinner? 1379 01:11:11,647 --> 01:11:15,442 I just wanna know. What happened with Amelia? 1380 01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:19,196 You know what happened. That's over. 1381 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,782 Just be honest with me. 1382 01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,580 I really thought I was gonna marry her. 1383 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,000 And she wasn't ready. 1384 01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,836 And she moved to Paris. 1385 01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:37,714 And then she came back right when she sensed you could be happy, 1386 01:11:37,798 --> 01:11:40,634 which is always how that happens. 1387 01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:43,303 So you kept hurting me because she kept hurting you. 1388 01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:46,473 - I didn't mean to hurt you. - No, of course not. 1389 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:51,144 You're the hero of your love story and the villain in mine. 1390 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,606 We're just not meant to be together. 1391 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,318 I'm gonna go. 1392 01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:04,950 Paris, it's an amazing place, and... 1393 01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:06,034 [♪♪♪] 1394 01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:10,163 We were staying at La Bristol, which is incredibly fancy. 1395 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,791 It's a little overrated, if you ask me. 1396 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:16,795 I drew a bath, and I wanted her to get in it with me. 1397 01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:20,215 Personally, I hate baths. They're a warm, wet place to overthink. 1398 01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:25,137 So she left to get a pastry for... five hours. 1399 01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,390 I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier. 1400 01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:32,019 I sat in the tub, shriveling. 1401 01:12:32,102 --> 01:12:34,855 So, naturally, I realized I had to move to Paris. 1402 01:12:35,898 --> 01:12:37,357 I kept the bath water. 1403 01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:40,527 Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous. 1404 01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:41,695 I drank a little. 1405 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:45,240 So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic. 1406 01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:48,619 You'd be proud. A triumph for pack rats everywhere. 1407 01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:50,579 Who are you talking to? 1408 01:12:51,997 --> 01:12:54,249 Oh, uh... No one. 1409 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:57,586 You are always making these weird, sneaky phone calls 1410 01:12:57,669 --> 01:12:59,171 and leaving messages for someone. 1411 01:12:59,254 --> 01:13:04,092 Are you here to talk about my phone bill? Or are you here to apologize? 1412 01:13:05,636 --> 01:13:07,304 [NICK CLEARS THROAT] 1413 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,681 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 1414 01:13:09,765 --> 01:13:12,434 Option B. Excellent choice. 1415 01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,063 You were the first person I wanted to tell. 1416 01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:21,193 Miraculously, a private lender backed me and I got the loan. 1417 01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,862 - What? - I did it, I got it. 1418 01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:27,866 You got...? That's amazing! You're not the only one with good news. 1419 01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:31,286 Eva Woolf wants to make the Broken Heart Gallery 1420 01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:34,164 a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf. 1421 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:35,290 No way. 1422 01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:39,336 And despite you being a dick monster, 1423 01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,630 since the hotel is gonna be saved, 1424 01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:44,550 - I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe. - Wow. 1425 01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,761 I'm really happy for you, Lucy. 1426 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,723 You deserve it. 1427 01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:56,854 I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy for my success before. 1428 01:13:56,937 --> 01:14:00,274 It's kind of weird, but... No, it's good. 1429 01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:03,652 Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time? 1430 01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:06,822 Please. I've been waiting my whole life to pull this off. 1431 01:14:06,905 --> 01:14:08,907 [HEADBAND'S "ON THAT" PLAYING] 1432 01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:15,956 ♪ Come on! ♪ 1433 01:14:16,039 --> 01:14:17,583 ♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪ 1434 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:20,002 ♪ It's everything I wanted ♪ 1435 01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:21,962 ♪ We on that, I'm on that ♪ 1436 01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:24,131 ♪ It's everything I wanted ♪ 1437 01:14:24,214 --> 01:14:26,258 ♪ As you know I bring that game ♪ 1438 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,260 ♪ Everybody know my name ♪ 1439 01:14:28,343 --> 01:14:32,306 ♪ And I want to hear you say A-ii, a-ii ♪ 1440 01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:34,516 ♪ Ain't no need to complicate ♪ 1441 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,435 ♪ 'Cause I'm here To set it straight ♪ 1442 01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:40,522 ♪ Come on, everybody say A-ii, a-ii ♪ 1443 01:14:40,606 --> 01:14:42,858 ♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪ 1444 01:14:42,941 --> 01:14:44,943 ♪ It's everything I wanted ♪ 1445 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:46,737 ♪ We on that, they on that ♪ 1446 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,198 ♪ And we're just Getting started ♪ 1447 01:14:53,869 --> 01:14:54,703 ♪ Come on ♪ 1448 01:14:54,786 --> 01:15:01,001 Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia... 1449 01:15:02,002 --> 01:15:05,506 I need to make it right with the Russians or Putin is gonna have me poisoned. 1450 01:15:05,589 --> 01:15:06,965 Mm-hm. 1451 01:15:07,049 --> 01:15:09,343 ♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪ 1452 01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:11,428 ♪ It's everything I wanted ♪ 1453 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:13,180 ♪ We on that, they on that ♪ 1454 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,057 ♪ And we're just Getting started ♪ 1455 01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,184 ♪ Come on! ♪ 1456 01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:22,814 ♪ Come on! Come on! ♪♪ 1457 01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:25,108 We did it. 1458 01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,611 We did. 1459 01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:31,907 We're good together you and me. A monster and a human. 1460 01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:34,117 A what and a who? 1461 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:37,412 Well, humans need monsters to stir things up, 1462 01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:40,082 and monsters need humans to fix everything they break. 1463 01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,750 It's just simple science. 1464 01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:46,839 Do you think, in life, you ever get to feel successful? 1465 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,049 Or is it just an illusion, 1466 01:15:49,132 --> 01:15:51,802 like, at any given moment, it could be taken away from you 1467 01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,721 because it was never yours to begin with? 1468 01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:57,641 I think everyone feels that way. 1469 01:15:59,017 --> 01:15:59,893 Hmm? 1470 01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:04,565 No one tells you that being an adult is just walking around, feeling like a fraud. 1471 01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:05,983 You know? 1472 01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:08,360 - Like, who gave me a credit card? - Ha-ha-ha. 1473 01:16:08,443 --> 01:16:10,863 And how do I cancel my gym membership? It's... 1474 01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:13,490 What does Congress even do? 1475 01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:16,618 But you do know what Congress does, right? 1476 01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:18,579 Yeah. 1477 01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:21,164 Yeah. 1478 01:16:25,794 --> 01:16:28,130 Do you have any plans tomorrow? 1479 01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:29,506 What do you wanna do? 1480 01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:35,179 Well, you know those sneaky phone calls I've been making? 1481 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,265 I wanna introduce you to someone. 1482 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,351 I'm in. 1483 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:43,812 [♪♪♪] 1484 01:16:55,032 --> 01:16:58,160 Good morning, boys. Brought your lotto tickets. 1485 01:16:58,243 --> 01:17:00,078 And I got a good feeling about this one. 1486 01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:03,832 Remember the deal: We're gonna split this even. Okay? 1487 01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:06,168 We got a witness, so... 1488 01:17:08,921 --> 01:17:10,756 Hey, Joe. 1489 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:15,802 I brought your spicy snacks, but don't tattle on me like last time, okay? 1490 01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:18,388 That's my guy. 1491 01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:21,058 Hey, Cheryl. 1492 01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,893 Hi. 1493 01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:26,813 Who's the dime? 1494 01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:28,774 LUCY: Nick, this is Cheryl. 1495 01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:30,150 Nice to meet you. 1496 01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,444 This little slice isn't your girlfriend, is she? 1497 01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:35,989 No. I'm as single as a dollar bill. 1498 01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:40,035 Oh. Want a cocktail? I'm buying. 1499 01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:43,247 Sure. I mean, it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl? 1500 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:45,958 - Can I sit here? - Yeah, sit down, take a load off. 1501 01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,543 Look at you. 1502 01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,712 Want to play a board game? 1503 01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:00,180 Monopoly. 1504 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,350 My all-time favorite. 1505 01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,060 Me too. 1506 01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:08,313 I used to play almost every night with my daughter... 1507 01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:11,275 Lucy. 1508 01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,612 Lucy. 1509 01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:17,948 [♪♪♪] 1510 01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:22,494 I'm sorry, I didn't... 1511 01:18:24,496 --> 01:18:28,959 Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop flirting with my mother, that'd be great. 1512 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,920 Her mother. I am far too young. 1513 01:18:32,004 --> 01:18:35,674 Look at this body. It's as tight as a Mormon teenager. 1514 01:18:35,757 --> 01:18:37,634 - Mom! - What? 1515 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,512 Are you jealous? 1516 01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:44,224 You know, a wise woman once told me jealousy is unbecoming. 1517 01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:46,685 - Oh, really? LUCY: Mm-hm. 1518 01:18:47,686 --> 01:18:50,647 - You said that. - Ha. Oh. 1519 01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:52,941 [NICK PLAYS "DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"] 1520 01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:55,110 CHERYL: I love piano players. 1521 01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,362 - Is he your boyfriend? - No. 1522 01:18:57,446 --> 01:19:00,991 - Well, you can't marry him. - No. No, I would never. 1523 01:19:01,074 --> 01:19:02,910 I'm going to. 1524 01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:04,369 - Is that so? - Yeah. 1525 01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,705 Well, I'll be maid of honor, then. 1526 01:19:06,788 --> 01:19:08,123 Okay. 1527 01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:11,627 Oh. I love this song. 1528 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:14,713 We used to listen to this when I cooked dinner. 1529 01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:18,342 "Cooked" is a very strong word for what you used to do with food. 1530 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,511 Come and dance with me. 1531 01:19:27,226 --> 01:19:28,227 [MOUTHS] Thank you. 1532 01:19:30,646 --> 01:19:35,692 ♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪ 1533 01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,194 [CHERYL & LUCY LAUGHING] 1534 01:19:39,238 --> 01:19:44,243 - ♪ Right from the start ♪ - ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 1535 01:19:44,326 --> 01:19:49,831 - ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪ 1536 01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:57,756 ♪ Yeah And nobody told us ♪ 1537 01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:01,593 Thank you for taking me today. 1538 01:20:02,594 --> 01:20:04,805 Thank you for being there. 1539 01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:09,518 It's usually hard, 1540 01:20:09,601 --> 01:20:12,938 but today was really nice. 1541 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,984 Do you want to have a drink with me? 1542 01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:18,527 Yeah. 1543 01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:24,533 We're not gonna drink down here. 1544 01:20:26,034 --> 01:20:28,370 We're going to a bar? 1545 01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,957 Can you come with me? 1546 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,501 Okay. 1547 01:20:36,628 --> 01:20:42,092 - ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ - ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ 1548 01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:46,889 - ♪ When I was down ♪ - ♪ I was your clown ♪ 1549 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:52,060 - ♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1550 01:20:52,144 --> 01:20:54,897 ♪ Nobody knows it ♪♪ 1551 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:58,859 Ahh. I've never been in here. 1552 01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,069 I wanna show you something. 1553 01:21:01,486 --> 01:21:03,071 [LUCY GASPS] 1554 01:21:04,531 --> 01:21:07,618 Shut up with that secret trapdoor. 1555 01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:09,369 Just follow me. Come on. 1556 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,247 Watch your head. 1557 01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:14,166 What is this? Hipster Narnia? 1558 01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:16,460 [MEGHA MAAN'S "WHEN I FALL" PLAYING] 1559 01:21:16,543 --> 01:21:21,340 Wow. You just made this secret, sexy bar on your own? 1560 01:21:21,423 --> 01:21:25,636 Well, I have many hidden talents. 1561 01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:29,431 Oh, how about you just casually tickling the ivories back there? 1562 01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:32,351 Way to bury the lede, Piano Man. 1563 01:21:34,937 --> 01:21:36,438 Which one? 1564 01:21:41,318 --> 01:21:43,487 Here's to finishing what we started. 1565 01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:46,323 To finishing what we started. 1566 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:53,914 ♪ A side of the story I never tried to read ♪ 1567 01:21:53,997 --> 01:22:00,170 ♪ But it's a feeling I can't shake ♪ 1568 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:06,301 ♪ Is that we never Gave it all ♪ 1569 01:22:06,385 --> 01:22:12,474 ♪ And if it's more Than I can take ♪ 1570 01:22:12,558 --> 01:22:15,018 ♪ Will you be there When I fall? ♪♪ 1571 01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:16,687 Well... 1572 01:22:17,813 --> 01:22:19,147 So... 1573 01:22:20,148 --> 01:22:22,442 I just saw you naked. 1574 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,279 That is how sex works. 1575 01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,864 Right. 1576 01:22:27,906 --> 01:22:29,283 But we're... 1577 01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:31,118 We're friends. 1578 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,587 What if we're more than friends? 1579 01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:47,426 How do we find out? 1580 01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:52,097 You know, I've honestly been sitting here, 1581 01:22:52,181 --> 01:22:57,769 just racking my brain through ways to figure it out. 1582 01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,522 And I only seem to have come up with one solution. 1583 01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:02,191 What's that? 1584 01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,862 I think we gotta do it again. 1585 01:23:06,945 --> 01:23:07,821 Yeah, me too. 1586 01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:30,177 NICK [OVER PHONE]: Meet me at the neon store at 10 a.m. tomorrow. 1587 01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:32,387 I have another surprise for you. 1588 01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:34,056 A surprise? 1589 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,016 Count monster in. 1590 01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:41,146 So now that you and Nick are "gu-goh"... 1591 01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,900 Is that what you think heterosexual sex looks like? 1592 01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,695 Makes me nervous just thinking about it, but now that you guys are, you know, 1593 01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:50,197 what have you collected from him? 1594 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,324 A safety net because she rescued him. 1595 01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:54,493 Well, we're partners. Partners help each other. 1596 01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:58,038 AMANDA: And visit each other's moms. - That's very serious. 1597 01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:00,082 Oh, and by the way, my mom fully hit on him. 1598 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:01,375 Cheryl is a legend. 1599 01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,544 - Oh, yes. Cheryl. - Get it, Cheryl. 1600 01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:04,461 BARISTA: Lucy. 1601 01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:12,427 - How much I owe you? - No, no, no. These are on me. 1602 01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:14,137 It's the least I could do. 1603 01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:16,849 Your gallery has helped me so much. 1604 01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:19,685 After Dwayne died, I was lost. 1605 01:24:19,768 --> 01:24:22,855 One minute we were laughing, stealing that bottle of champagne. 1606 01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,147 And the next... 1607 01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,694 I kept everything that he owned. 1608 01:24:29,695 --> 01:24:34,032 The thought of letting go meant facing reality and I just couldn't, so... 1609 01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:35,868 Again, you really helped. 1610 01:24:35,951 --> 01:24:37,536 [♪♪♪] 1611 01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:39,204 Wow. 1612 01:24:39,288 --> 01:24:40,622 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1613 01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,710 - So I'll see you at the gallery opening? - Yes. Most definitely. 1614 01:24:44,793 --> 01:24:46,753 And I'm gonna bring a date. 1615 01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,589 Nice. 1616 01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,634 Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses. 1617 01:24:52,718 --> 01:24:56,513 I think what Amanda is trying to say is, you're very inspiring. 1618 01:24:56,597 --> 01:25:00,726 - You should have your own TED Talk. - No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton. 1619 01:25:00,809 --> 01:25:04,229 We had eight blissful years together. 1620 01:25:04,313 --> 01:25:07,191 He was really focused on work, but, um... 1621 01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,068 That's what I loved about him. 1622 01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:14,198 His passion, his intellect. 1623 01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,700 This is how I like to remember him. 1624 01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:19,620 [SIGHS] 1625 01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:21,955 I mean, isn't he beautiful? 1626 01:25:22,539 --> 01:25:24,541 [BIG THIEF'S "MASTERPIECE" PLAYING] 1627 01:25:30,547 --> 01:25:34,218 ♪ Years, days ♪ 1628 01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:37,971 ♪ Makes no difference to me, babe ♪ 1629 01:25:38,055 --> 01:25:42,893 ♪ You look exactly the same to me ♪ 1630 01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:48,857 ♪ Ain't no time ♪ 1631 01:25:48,941 --> 01:25:52,569 ♪ Crossing your legs inside the diner ♪ 1632 01:25:52,653 --> 01:25:58,617 ♪ Raising the coffee to your lips The steam ♪ 1633 01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:04,623 ♪ You saw the masterpiece She looks a lot... ♪♪ 1634 01:26:04,748 --> 01:26:06,166 Nick? 1635 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,544 NICK: So if you just wanna come through... 1636 01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,004 Lucy. 1637 01:26:12,673 --> 01:26:14,132 Hi. 1638 01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:15,342 Hi. 1639 01:26:15,425 --> 01:26:16,301 I, um... 1640 01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,096 This is my... 1641 01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:21,098 I'm Chloe. 1642 01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:23,183 [♪♪♪] 1643 01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:29,523 Um... 1644 01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,154 Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay? 1645 01:26:36,238 --> 01:26:39,408 Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel? 1646 01:26:39,491 --> 01:26:42,286 - You told me it was for your grandma. - No, I didn't. You assumed. 1647 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:43,787 Like you always do. 1648 01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,414 You never corrected me. 1649 01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:47,040 - You built this for her? - No. 1650 01:26:47,124 --> 01:26:49,293 - Are you with her? - No. If you just give me a second 1651 01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,961 - to explain it to you... - Explain what? 1652 01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:56,884 You mocked me for keeping Max's tie and you built a hotel in her honor? 1653 01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:59,845 That's not fair. You started a gallery for Max. 1654 01:26:59,928 --> 01:27:02,848 No. No. You don't get to do that. 1655 01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:06,852 I showed you exactly who I am. From the very beginning. 1656 01:27:07,936 --> 01:27:09,938 I introduced you to my mom. 1657 01:27:10,981 --> 01:27:14,359 And now you've lied to me? I feel like... I don't... I don't even know you. 1658 01:27:14,443 --> 01:27:18,030 I wanted to tell you, okay? I just didn't know when or how. 1659 01:27:18,113 --> 01:27:21,408 It's not easy for me to open up like it is for you. 1660 01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:24,453 No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick. 1661 01:27:26,038 --> 01:27:29,917 The best part about being selfish is, you get to do it alone. 1662 01:27:31,043 --> 01:27:33,462 This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go. 1663 01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:37,758 No. Your name is on the door. You stay. 1664 01:27:37,841 --> 01:27:39,092 I'll go. 1665 01:27:39,176 --> 01:27:41,178 [♪♪♪] 1666 01:27:43,138 --> 01:27:47,226 Hey. I guess she slipped this under the door one night when I was working late. 1667 01:27:48,185 --> 01:27:53,106 I didn't find it, you know, until two years after we broke up. 1668 01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:57,611 NADINE: Tonya's out of my life. - Obviously. 1669 01:27:57,694 --> 01:28:00,697 I had to dump her ass, you know? Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye." 1670 01:28:00,781 --> 01:28:01,990 - Hey, guys! - Okay, I don't... 1671 01:28:03,492 --> 01:28:05,577 Is Lucy home? 1672 01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:09,081 She's on the roof? Great. Thanks. 1673 01:28:09,164 --> 01:28:13,418 Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman just pushed you off the roof, 1674 01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:18,465 and she, you know... She was wearing a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit. 1675 01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:21,802 And you fell to the ground and you just died instantly. 1676 01:28:21,885 --> 01:28:24,847 And your lifeless body was just kind of sitting there. 1677 01:28:24,930 --> 01:28:27,724 - And then this other girl... - Who's also gorgeous. 1678 01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,518 - Gorgeous. - Who's a stay-at-home model. 1679 01:28:29,601 --> 01:28:31,687 Stay-at-home model in a purple top. 1680 01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:36,692 If she was just driving this monster truck and she just kept running over your face. 1681 01:28:36,775 --> 01:28:39,444 Just over and over and over and over. 1682 01:28:39,528 --> 01:28:43,365 Yeah. And, like, you were completely not recognizable anymore. 1683 01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:48,620 We would say it was an accident. Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff. 1684 01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:51,582 And I know from law school, that's a really strong case. 1685 01:28:52,249 --> 01:28:54,793 NADINE: Ironclad. 1686 01:28:56,753 --> 01:28:57,671 Cool. 1687 01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:01,717 Okay. Goodbye. Nice to... 1688 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,594 Jeff. Great. 1689 01:29:24,907 --> 01:29:26,909 [♪♪♪] 1690 01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:32,956 Listen, I wanted to tell you that... 1691 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,085 What? 1692 01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:44,426 The Broken Hearts Ball is your night, and I just wanted you to know that... 1693 01:29:45,427 --> 01:29:48,680 I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay? 1694 01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:52,100 The Chloe Hotel? 1695 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,606 For what it's worth, I was only showing her around. 1696 01:29:57,689 --> 01:30:04,571 I named the hotel after her a long time ago, and it got too late and too expensive... 1697 01:30:05,906 --> 01:30:07,574 to change it. 1698 01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:13,539 I'm sorry. 1699 01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:23,841 Okay. 1700 01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:50,951 Many artists have fallen in love with me. 1701 01:30:51,034 --> 01:30:52,703 Oh, wow. 1702 01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:56,874 I didn't see you there. But, yes, I know about all your lovers. 1703 01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:01,420 That's a very strange thing to say. Very odd. 1704 01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:06,175 I have something for your installation. 1705 01:31:07,843 --> 01:31:10,679 I married a man who was jealous about everything. 1706 01:31:10,762 --> 01:31:13,390 If I was enthusiastic about a book, about a place, 1707 01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:16,185 about a flower, about a human being... 1708 01:31:16,268 --> 01:31:18,061 jealous. 1709 01:31:22,065 --> 01:31:23,567 There's nothing inside. 1710 01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,486 I left him. I sold the ring. 1711 01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:28,822 I started the Woolf Gallery, 1712 01:31:28,906 --> 01:31:33,243 and I vowed to represent artists who made me feel enthusiastic. 1713 01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:34,828 I never looked back. 1714 01:31:35,454 --> 01:31:37,206 Wow. 1715 01:31:37,289 --> 01:31:39,249 Did you regret marrying him? 1716 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,209 Never. 1717 01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:44,379 I wouldn't be me if our paths hadn't crossed. 1718 01:31:44,463 --> 01:31:47,508 I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go. 1719 01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:51,595 Pain, my dear, is inevitable. 1720 01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:57,059 It's what you do with it that matters. 1721 01:31:57,643 --> 01:32:00,646 [MITSKI'S "FIRST LOVE/ LATE SPRING" PLAYING] 1722 01:32:11,823 --> 01:32:15,244 ♪ The black hole... ♪ 1723 01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,871 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. How you doing? 1724 01:32:17,955 --> 01:32:19,498 What are you doing? 1725 01:32:19,581 --> 01:32:22,251 - Oh, hello! Thank you. - I've never seen her do that before. 1726 01:32:22,334 --> 01:32:23,794 NADINE: That's weird. 1727 01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:26,380 ♪ Window ♪ 1728 01:32:26,463 --> 01:32:30,217 ♪ Where you sleep ♪ 1729 01:32:31,093 --> 01:32:36,890 ♪ Wild women Don't get the blues ♪ 1730 01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:40,727 ♪ But I find that ♪ 1731 01:32:40,811 --> 01:32:44,857 ♪ Lately I've been crying ♪ 1732 01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:49,820 ♪ Like a tall child ♪ 1733 01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:52,865 ♪ So please, hurry ♪ 1734 01:32:52,948 --> 01:32:56,326 ♪ Leave me I can't breathe ♪ 1735 01:32:56,410 --> 01:33:00,831 ♪ Please don't say You love me ♪ 1736 01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:07,421 ♪ Tell me "don't" So I can crawl back in ♪♪ 1737 01:33:18,473 --> 01:33:20,475 [♪♪♪] 1738 01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:24,313 I don't really know what I'm doing here. 1739 01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:29,234 I don't know. I've never been broken up with. 1740 01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,112 I don't know what it is about this room, 1741 01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:34,948 but there's something about it that's so much less... 1742 01:33:35,032 --> 01:33:36,033 "Hoardery"? 1743 01:33:36,116 --> 01:33:39,703 Doesn't look like a homeless woman just lives here in her free time. 1744 01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:43,415 Ha, ha. You know what? I should throw you guys out in the trash. 1745 01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:45,834 Marie Kondo your asses. How about that? 1746 01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:49,546 - Is Nick coming tonight? - Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know. 1747 01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:53,050 Don't know, don't care. It's my night. I'm just doing me. 1748 01:33:54,343 --> 01:33:55,677 - Fine. Later. - No, now. 1749 01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:58,222 - You always say later and you never pay. - I always pay. 1750 01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:01,683 - You owe me so much... - Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here? 1751 01:34:01,767 --> 01:34:04,770 - What secrets do you hold? - Nothing. 1752 01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:05,729 Nadine? 1753 01:34:05,812 --> 01:34:08,524 We bet that you and Nick would get back together. 1754 01:34:08,607 --> 01:34:11,860 I said no. I won, obviously. I always win. 1755 01:34:11,944 --> 01:34:14,363 - You what? AMANDA: We bet on all your relationships. 1756 01:34:14,446 --> 01:34:16,198 How do you think I afford this lifestyle? 1757 01:34:16,281 --> 01:34:19,034 - Wait. How much have you bet over the years? - Like... 1758 01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:20,369 - Pennies. - Barely anything. 1759 01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:22,663 No, tell me right now. You tell me. You... 1760 01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,123 Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars, 34 cents. 1761 01:34:26,458 --> 01:34:30,379 Now? You choose to speak now? Oh, we're getting a divorce. 1762 01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:31,505 We were never married. 1763 01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:35,050 Well, hurry up and ask me so I can fricking divorce you already! 1764 01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:39,388 - Will you marry me? - Get out! 1765 01:34:39,471 --> 01:34:43,684 That's why I think possums are pretty much the coolest animal in the entire world. 1766 01:34:43,767 --> 01:34:47,396 But if you're gonna have possums in there, meerkats need to be in the conversation. 1767 01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:50,232 They can stand up on hind legs like this, looking around everywhere. 1768 01:34:50,315 --> 01:34:53,610 They also can run on four legs. Feed them bugs if they were your pet. 1769 01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:54,903 They run around in the desert. 1770 01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:57,990 MARCOS: Don't touch that jerky. It's too close to the bug spray. 1771 01:34:58,991 --> 01:35:01,827 - So you're really not coming? - I don't know, man. 1772 01:35:01,910 --> 01:35:04,705 Don't feel well and I'm worried about the hotel opening and... 1773 01:35:04,788 --> 01:35:07,124 I think I'm coming down with a fever. So, yeah. 1774 01:35:07,207 --> 01:35:09,126 Do you mind feeling my forehead? 1775 01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:10,794 - It's really hot, right? - You're fine. 1776 01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:11,837 That's what I thought. 1777 01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,131 We have to go. I didn't put heels on to show up late. 1778 01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:17,301 Real comforting. You guys are gonna be great parents. 1779 01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:20,846 A sick man disgusts me. You need to explain to him what's going on. 1780 01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,098 No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him. 1781 01:35:23,182 --> 01:35:24,558 Like you're so evolved? 1782 01:35:24,641 --> 01:35:27,686 - All men are morons. We let you run things. - Not the humanity speech. 1783 01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,981 You ruined the planet, started wars, killed the bees. You raped and pillaged. 1784 01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:33,650 And if you opened your eyes to what was going on in the world, 1785 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,485 you'd never stop crying. 1786 01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:39,031 I feel I had nothing to do with that, but I will take it. 1787 01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:41,575 As far as men go? He's way stupider than I am. 1788 01:35:41,658 --> 01:35:44,745 You do realize I'm standing right here and I can hear you? 1789 01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,246 Yeah, well, I pointed at you. 1790 01:35:46,330 --> 01:35:49,333 Listen up. You're not sick. You need to tell him what's going on. 1791 01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:50,792 - No, I don't. - I will be outside. 1792 01:35:50,876 --> 01:35:53,295 - Can you please come back? - We're not going to be late! 1793 01:35:53,378 --> 01:35:54,922 All right. 1794 01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:59,009 - Nick, you're not sick, buddy. - Oh, I feel very ill. 1795 01:35:59,092 --> 01:36:01,678 - Right. You're heartbroken, bro. - No, I'm not. 1796 01:36:01,762 --> 01:36:04,806 - Yeah, you are. - No, I'm not. 1797 01:36:06,517 --> 01:36:10,145 - Where do you think the money came from? - I don't know. Where did...? What? 1798 01:36:10,229 --> 01:36:12,773 - The loan that saved your ass. - Yes? 1799 01:36:12,856 --> 01:36:16,735 - The hotel you named after another woman? - What about it? 1800 01:36:16,818 --> 01:36:19,655 Remember that mysterious private lender, Nick? 1801 01:36:19,738 --> 01:36:20,739 [♪♪♪] 1802 01:36:20,822 --> 01:36:23,951 Lucy convinced Eva Woolf to float you the money, man. 1803 01:36:24,034 --> 01:36:26,995 She saved your ass. It's like she's your knight in shining armor 1804 01:36:27,079 --> 01:36:29,289 and you're the stupidest princess I have ever met. 1805 01:36:29,373 --> 01:36:31,917 No. You know what? I'm not a stupid princess. Take these. 1806 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:35,003 I didn't mean it literally. Don't take offense. 1807 01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,673 Oh, so I'll just pay for this...? 1808 01:36:37,756 --> 01:36:39,758 [♪♪♪] 1809 01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:57,442 I can't believe you did this with your crazy. 1810 01:36:57,526 --> 01:36:59,570 LUCY: My crazy is beautiful. 1811 01:36:59,653 --> 01:37:01,446 Crazy beautiful. 1812 01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:05,450 I mean, team spirit or... What? I don't know. Where's Jeff? 1813 01:37:05,534 --> 01:37:09,329 I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him. What are you doing to me? 1814 01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,623 How's this? 1815 01:37:11,707 --> 01:37:14,001 - My body's not rejecting it. - No? 1816 01:37:14,084 --> 01:37:15,252 No, that's too much. Don't. 1817 01:37:15,335 --> 01:37:18,172 ♪ I always say What I'm feeling ♪ 1818 01:37:18,255 --> 01:37:20,591 ♪ I was born Without a zip on my mouth ♪ 1819 01:37:20,674 --> 01:37:23,677 ♪ Sometimes I don't Even mean it ♪ 1820 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,555 ♪ It takes a little while To figure me out ♪ 1821 01:37:26,638 --> 01:37:28,682 ♪ I like my coffee With two sugars in it ♪ 1822 01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:30,434 ♪ High heels And my jewelry dripping ♪ 1823 01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:32,811 ♪ Drink and I get all fired up Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1824 01:37:32,895 --> 01:37:34,313 ♪ Insecure But I'm working with it ♪ 1825 01:37:34,396 --> 01:37:35,606 ♪ Many things I could get rid of ♪ 1826 01:37:35,689 --> 01:37:37,900 ♪ Ain't about to give it up ♪ 1827 01:37:37,983 --> 01:37:40,277 {\an8}♪ I made a few mistakes I regret it nightly ♪ 1828 01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:42,988 {\an8}♪ I broke a couple hearts That I wear on my sleeve ♪ 1829 01:37:43,071 --> 01:37:45,699 ♪ My mama always said "Girl, you're trouble" and ♪ 1830 01:37:45,782 --> 01:37:49,203 ♪ And now I wonder, could you Fall for a woman like me? ♪ 1831 01:37:49,286 --> 01:37:51,788 {\an8}♪ And every time we touch Boy, you make me feel weak ♪ 1832 01:37:51,872 --> 01:37:54,458 {\an8}♪ I can tell you're shy And I think you're so sweet ♪ 1833 01:37:54,541 --> 01:37:56,543 {\an8}♪ Spending every night Under covers ♪ 1834 01:37:56,627 --> 01:38:00,339 {\an8}♪ And still I wonder, could you Fall for a woman like me? ♪ 1835 01:38:00,422 --> 01:38:02,424 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1836 01:38:04,635 --> 01:38:06,803 ♪ A woman like me ♪ 1837 01:38:08,514 --> 01:38:11,517 ♪ I made a few mistakes I regret it nightly... ♪♪ 1838 01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:16,647 LUCY: Hello, hoarders and art freaks. 1839 01:38:16,730 --> 01:38:19,274 Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery. 1840 01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:21,693 [ALL CHEERING] 1841 01:38:21,777 --> 01:38:25,155 Yes! Yes. 1842 01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:28,909 This gallery does not have hundred-thousand-dollar paintings 1843 01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:30,869 or precious sculptures. 1844 01:38:30,953 --> 01:38:35,290 It has... crap. A lot of it. 1845 01:38:35,374 --> 01:38:36,250 [PEOPLE CHUCKLING] 1846 01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:39,253 But these are the things we keep, 1847 01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:43,841 the souvenirs that tell the stories of our lives, 1848 01:38:43,924 --> 01:38:46,260 even if that is a half-eaten crab cake. 1849 01:38:46,343 --> 01:38:47,511 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 1850 01:38:47,594 --> 01:38:49,596 [♪♪♪] 1851 01:38:50,806 --> 01:38:52,975 - Hey, I need that order. - I thought you canceled it. 1852 01:38:53,058 --> 01:38:55,394 - Yeah. Can you un-cancel it? - Yeah. 1853 01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:57,771 I began collecting 1854 01:38:57,855 --> 01:39:01,108 because I lost someone a long time ago. 1855 01:39:02,067 --> 01:39:05,696 Her body is still here, but her memory is gone. 1856 01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:10,242 So, in many ways, she is gone too. 1857 01:39:11,243 --> 01:39:13,287 My mother was my first heartbreak. 1858 01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:21,086 I was afraid I would end up like her, that I would forget and be forgotten. 1859 01:39:22,254 --> 01:39:26,967 So I clung to things, which kept me from moving forward. 1860 01:39:27,968 --> 01:39:31,471 Heartbreak is the loneliest, most isolating feeling in the world. 1861 01:39:32,014 --> 01:39:34,892 And the truth is, it happens to us all. 1862 01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,353 It is the great equalizer. 1863 01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:43,483 And without heartbreak, I wouldn't have built this place. 1864 01:39:44,484 --> 01:39:49,907 So, I guess, in the end, the thing that broke me... 1865 01:39:49,990 --> 01:39:51,783 also made me whole. 1866 01:39:51,867 --> 01:39:55,829 NICK: Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 1867 01:39:56,371 --> 01:39:58,415 WOMAN: Whoa! Sorry. 1868 01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:00,209 Okay. 1869 01:40:00,292 --> 01:40:01,960 [PANTING] 1870 01:40:02,044 --> 01:40:03,587 Lucy. 1871 01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:05,339 Uh... 1872 01:40:05,422 --> 01:40:08,467 So I'd like to direct your attention to some of the installations... 1873 01:40:08,550 --> 01:40:10,260 Lucy! 1874 01:40:11,345 --> 01:40:14,348 Well, this is awkward. 1875 01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:16,600 Nick! What are you doing? 1876 01:40:16,683 --> 01:40:20,687 What does it look like? It's... It's a grand gesture. 1877 01:40:22,814 --> 01:40:24,316 This is kind of a bad time. 1878 01:40:24,399 --> 01:40:27,444 If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly, until I'm done... 1879 01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,196 No. No, I can't do that. 1880 01:40:29,279 --> 01:40:30,405 [♪♪♪] 1881 01:40:30,489 --> 01:40:31,990 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 1882 01:40:32,074 --> 01:40:33,909 The map was mine. 1883 01:40:33,992 --> 01:40:35,619 [SHUSHING] 1884 01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:37,621 - Wait. What? - The map. 1885 01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:41,834 I put the map in here. I know I said he... 1886 01:40:42,835 --> 01:40:46,380 It's kind of random. I don't know. I was just trying to throw you off. 1887 01:40:46,463 --> 01:40:50,884 I met Chloe working at a hotel. And she was... 1888 01:40:50,968 --> 01:40:52,469 I fell in love with her. 1889 01:40:53,595 --> 01:40:56,181 And then she left me for my boss. 1890 01:40:57,182 --> 01:40:58,433 And I was devastated. 1891 01:40:59,434 --> 01:41:03,897 And I promised myself that I would never let anyone make me feel that way again. 1892 01:41:04,898 --> 01:41:06,400 And then I met you. 1893 01:41:07,401 --> 01:41:13,323 And so I put the map on the wall because I wanted to see you again. 1894 01:41:14,491 --> 01:41:16,285 Oh, uh... 1895 01:41:16,702 --> 01:41:19,121 Could have just asked me to dinner or something. 1896 01:41:19,204 --> 01:41:21,790 - Yeah. In hindsight. - Next time. 1897 01:41:21,874 --> 01:41:23,834 Probably. Good thing, you know? 1898 01:41:25,335 --> 01:41:31,466 But love makes you do crazy, stupid, irrational things, and... 1899 01:41:31,550 --> 01:41:37,222 And I guess what I'm trying to say, Lucy, is I love you. 1900 01:41:37,306 --> 01:41:40,309 [CROWD SIGHING, MURMURING] 1901 01:41:43,729 --> 01:41:45,355 Uh... 1902 01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:52,196 Try it again. Try it again. 1903 01:41:52,279 --> 01:41:54,198 I love you, Lucy. 1904 01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:57,367 Yeah, I heard you. Gonna get back to my speech now. 1905 01:41:57,784 --> 01:41:59,661 [CROWD MURMURING] 1906 01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:01,079 Maybe I should just... 1907 01:42:01,163 --> 01:42:03,957 - You should stay. - Sort of awkward that you're not... 1908 01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:05,667 [SOFTLY] Oh, my God. 1909 01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:07,586 RANDY: Love him back! Right? 1910 01:42:07,669 --> 01:42:13,175 - Yeah, I think you should love him back. NADINE: You should love him back. 1911 01:42:13,258 --> 01:42:17,513 I know that was sweet, but you don't know what the context is, so... 1912 01:42:17,596 --> 01:42:19,598 - Love him back. - Love him back! 1913 01:42:19,681 --> 01:42:21,517 ALL [CHANTING]: Love him back! Love him back! 1914 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:24,353 Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now. 1915 01:42:24,436 --> 01:42:28,148 - Love him back! Love him back! - Whoa, okay. Okay, this is... 1916 01:42:28,232 --> 01:42:31,193 Love him back! Love him back! 1917 01:42:31,276 --> 01:42:34,488 Okay, enough! Be quiet. 1918 01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:51,088 Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me. 1919 01:42:51,171 --> 01:42:53,173 [♪♪♪] 1920 01:42:57,261 --> 01:42:58,095 Hi. 1921 01:42:59,096 --> 01:43:02,349 I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing. 1922 01:43:02,432 --> 01:43:03,892 {\an8}[♪♪♪] 1923 01:43:07,104 --> 01:43:09,773 {\an8}I changed the name of the hotel. 1924 01:43:10,858 --> 01:43:13,110 {\an8}It's no big deal. 1925 01:43:20,742 --> 01:43:25,414 Okay, if I didn't do this, they would all turn on me, so this is for them. 1926 01:43:25,497 --> 01:43:27,499 [CROWD CHEERING] 1927 01:43:35,883 --> 01:43:39,011 You're the only person I didn't collect anything from. 1928 01:43:40,012 --> 01:43:40,846 Why's that? 1929 01:43:41,847 --> 01:43:43,765 Because I love you too. 1930 01:43:43,849 --> 01:43:45,726 [ALL CHEERING] 1931 01:43:45,809 --> 01:43:48,061 Okay, okay. 1932 01:43:48,395 --> 01:43:51,523 ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know ♪ 1933 01:43:51,607 --> 01:43:53,275 ♪ That we are young in love ♪ 1934 01:43:53,358 --> 01:43:55,903 ♪ Young in love Young and in love ♪ 1935 01:43:55,986 --> 01:43:59,323 ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪ 1936 01:43:59,406 --> 01:44:00,782 ♪ If we stay young in love ♪ 1937 01:44:00,866 --> 01:44:03,785 ♪ Young in love Young and in love ♪ 1938 01:44:03,869 --> 01:44:06,079 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1939 01:44:06,163 --> 01:44:07,748 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1940 01:44:07,831 --> 01:44:09,374 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1941 01:44:09,458 --> 01:44:11,752 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1942 01:44:11,835 --> 01:44:13,504 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1943 01:44:13,587 --> 01:44:15,380 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1944 01:44:15,464 --> 01:44:17,466 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1945 01:44:17,549 --> 01:44:19,510 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1946 01:44:19,593 --> 01:44:22,346 ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know ♪ 1947 01:44:22,429 --> 01:44:24,723 ♪ That we are young in love Young in love ♪ 1948 01:44:24,806 --> 01:44:26,892 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 1949 01:44:26,975 --> 01:44:30,270 ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪ 1950 01:44:30,354 --> 01:44:32,439 ♪ If we stay young in love Young in love ♪ 1951 01:44:32,523 --> 01:44:34,566 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 1952 01:44:34,650 --> 01:44:36,693 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1953 01:44:36,777 --> 01:44:38,570 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1954 01:44:38,654 --> 01:44:40,364 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1955 01:44:40,447 --> 01:44:42,574 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1956 01:44:42,658 --> 01:44:44,284 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1957 01:44:44,368 --> 01:44:46,119 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1958 01:44:46,203 --> 01:44:48,205 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1959 01:44:48,288 --> 01:44:50,082 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1960 01:44:51,834 --> 01:44:56,755 Okay. Hi. Okay... 1961 01:44:58,799 --> 01:45:01,718 This is the bottle from the first whiskey we shared together. 1962 01:45:01,802 --> 01:45:06,807 And this is the pen Lucy used to defile my hotel, 1963 01:45:08,183 --> 01:45:12,271 and this is the hotel room key from when Lucy and I first started connecting... 1964 01:45:12,354 --> 01:45:13,981 What are you doing? 1965 01:45:14,064 --> 01:45:17,943 I'm doing the thing about the stuff, you know, that the other people did. 1966 01:45:18,944 --> 01:45:20,779 I'm sorry. She has no manners. 1967 01:45:20,863 --> 01:45:24,116 Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this 1968 01:45:24,199 --> 01:45:26,118 because we're never breaking up. 1969 01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,619 Not even in a zombie apocalypse. 1970 01:45:27,703 --> 01:45:30,372 I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder. 1971 01:45:30,455 --> 01:45:34,209 We don't use that term. It's derogatory. 1972 01:45:34,293 --> 01:45:36,920 No, taught you so well. 1973 01:45:37,462 --> 01:45:40,465 [INGRID MICHAELSON'S "YOUNG AND IN LOVE" PLAYING] 1974 01:45:40,493 --> 01:45:45,493 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1975 01:45:45,512 --> 01:45:47,848 ♪ We're young and in love ♪ 1976 01:45:47,931 --> 01:45:49,808 ♪ And we're running Like the wind ♪ 1977 01:45:49,892 --> 01:45:51,643 ♪ We got it all ♪ 1978 01:45:53,103 --> 01:45:55,480 ♪ We're never alone ♪ 1979 01:45:55,564 --> 01:45:59,860 ♪ If we got each other We can save the world ♪ 1980 01:46:01,153 --> 01:46:05,115 ♪ Explosions in the sky ♪ 1981 01:46:05,199 --> 01:46:08,410 ♪ I see colors fly ♪ 1982 01:46:08,493 --> 01:46:14,708 ♪ It's like the Fourth of July In your eyes ♪ 1983 01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:20,506 ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know ♪ 1984 01:46:20,589 --> 01:46:22,883 ♪ That we are young in love Young in love ♪ 1985 01:46:22,966 --> 01:46:24,718 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 1986 01:46:24,801 --> 01:46:28,222 ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪ 1987 01:46:28,305 --> 01:46:30,474 ♪ If we stay young in love Young in love ♪ 1988 01:46:30,557 --> 01:46:32,476 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 1989 01:46:32,559 --> 01:46:34,436 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1990 01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,396 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1991 01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:38,315 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1992 01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:40,234 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1993 01:46:40,317 --> 01:46:42,194 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1994 01:46:42,277 --> 01:46:44,071 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1995 01:46:44,154 --> 01:46:45,989 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 1996 01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:47,241 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1997 01:46:47,324 --> 01:46:49,576 ♪ Boy, turn it up ♪ 1998 01:46:49,660 --> 01:46:52,371 ♪ Play the music loud So we can sing along ♪ 1999 01:46:52,454 --> 01:46:56,750 ♪ And teach me all the words To all your favorite songs ♪ 2000 01:46:56,834 --> 01:47:01,255 ♪ We can make this moment last All summer long ♪ 2001 01:47:02,798 --> 01:47:06,552 ♪ Explosions in the sky ♪ 2002 01:47:06,635 --> 01:47:10,222 ♪ I see colors fly ♪ 2003 01:47:10,305 --> 01:47:13,600 ♪ It's like The Fourth of July ♪ 2004 01:47:13,684 --> 01:47:17,980 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 2005 01:47:18,564 --> 01:47:21,692 ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know ♪ 2006 01:47:21,775 --> 01:47:24,278 ♪ That we are young in love Young in love ♪ 2007 01:47:24,361 --> 01:47:25,988 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 2008 01:47:26,071 --> 01:47:29,449 ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪ 2009 01:47:29,533 --> 01:47:32,035 ♪ If we stay young in love Young in love ♪ 2010 01:47:32,119 --> 01:47:33,996 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 2011 01:47:34,079 --> 01:47:36,081 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2012 01:47:36,164 --> 01:47:37,958 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2013 01:47:38,041 --> 01:47:39,877 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2014 01:47:39,960 --> 01:47:41,795 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 2015 01:47:41,879 --> 01:47:43,714 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2016 01:47:43,797 --> 01:47:45,591 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2017 01:47:45,674 --> 01:47:47,259 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2018 01:47:47,342 --> 01:47:49,011 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 2019 01:47:49,094 --> 01:47:52,306 ♪ And you break my walls down ♪ 2020 01:47:52,389 --> 01:47:56,560 ♪ 'Cause you make me Fall apart ♪ 2021 01:47:56,643 --> 01:47:58,770 ♪ In a good way ♪ 2022 01:48:00,063 --> 01:48:04,109 ♪ In a good way ♪ 2023 01:48:04,193 --> 01:48:07,112 ♪ In a good way ♪ 2024 01:48:07,196 --> 01:48:10,240 ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know ♪ 2025 01:48:10,324 --> 01:48:12,701 ♪ That we are young in love Young in love ♪ 2026 01:48:12,784 --> 01:48:14,411 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 2027 01:48:14,494 --> 01:48:17,956 ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪ 2028 01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,501 ♪ If we stay young in love Young in love ♪ 2029 01:48:20,584 --> 01:48:22,461 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 2030 01:48:22,544 --> 01:48:24,546 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2031 01:48:24,630 --> 01:48:26,256 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2032 01:48:26,340 --> 01:48:28,550 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2033 01:48:28,634 --> 01:48:30,552 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2034 01:48:30,636 --> 01:48:32,513 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2035 01:48:32,596 --> 01:48:34,431 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2036 01:48:34,515 --> 01:48:36,225 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2037 01:48:36,308 --> 01:48:37,976 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 2038 01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:40,020 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2039 01:48:40,103 --> 01:48:41,813 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2040 01:48:41,897 --> 01:48:43,649 ♪ Yeah, we are young And in love ♪ 2041 01:48:43,732 --> 01:48:47,069 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪♪