>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> COMING UP... >> I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING
BID
>> COMING UP... >> I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING BID UP ON LOCKERS FROM RICKY AND
BUBBA.
WE
BID UP ON LOCKERS FROM RICKY AND BUBBA. WE SHOULD DROP LOCKERS ON THEM.
>>
BUBBA. WE SHOULD DROP LOCKERS ON THEM. >> YES!
>>
WE SHOULD DROP LOCKERS ON THEM. >> YES! >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YES! >> RIGHT HERE. >> 100.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100. >> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200.
>>
>> 100. >> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200. >> IT'S MY UNIT.
BYE,
>> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200. >> IT'S MY UNIT. BYE, VICTOR.
>>
>> IT'S MY UNIT. BYE, VICTOR. >> I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS.
OKAY,
BYE, VICTOR. >> I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS. OKAY, WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING
TO
>> I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS. OKAY, WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.
>>
OKAY, WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. >> OW!
DAMN,
TO LOOK AT. >> OW! DAMN, GINA!
>>
>> OW! DAMN, GINA! >> NINE ROWS HERE AND THEY'RE
ALL
DAMN, GINA! >> NINE ROWS HERE AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, MARY.
>>
>> NINE ROWS HERE AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, MARY. >> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND
WE'RE
ALL THE SAME, MARY. >> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND WE'RE LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT?
>>
>> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND WE'RE LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT? >> ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME?
YOU
WE'RE LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT? >> ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME? YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT
CAUGHT
>> ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME? YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING.
>>
YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING. >> WHATEVER, MOE.
[lock
CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING. >> WHATEVER, MOE. [lock snaps]
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> AND
>> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH,
TEXAS.
DID
TEXAS. DID YOU KNOW THIS IS WHERE THEY
PRINT
DID YOU KNOW THIS IS WHERE THEY PRINT MONEY LITERALLY?
THE
PRINT MONEY LITERALLY? THE BUREAU OF ENGRAVING AND
PRINTING
THE BUREAU OF ENGRAVING AND PRINTING IS JUST DOWN THE ROAD.
OUR
PRINTING IS JUST DOWN THE ROAD. OUR BUYERS ARE HOPING THEY'LL BE
PRINTING
OUR BUYERS ARE HOPING THEY'LL BE PRINTING MONEY WITH THEIR
LOCKERS
PRINTING MONEY WITH THEIR LOCKERS TODAY.
>>
LOCKERS TODAY. >> TODAY I'M JUST LOOKING FOR
STUFF
>> TODAY I'M JUST LOOKING FOR STUFF THAT'S AN EASY SALE.
I
STUFF THAT'S AN EASY SALE. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE PROJECTS
RIGHT
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE PROJECTS RIGHT NOW.
I
RIGHT NOW. I JUST NEED GOOD MERCHANDISE.
I'M
I JUST NEED GOOD MERCHANDISE. I'M GONNA FOLLOW THE THREE F's--
FIND
I'M GONNA FOLLOW THE THREE F's-- FIND IT, FLIP IT, AND DO IT
FAST.
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA DIE!
[horn
OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA DIE! [horn honks]
WHAT?
HE'S
[horn honks] WHAT? HE'S GOING THE WRONG WAY ON THIS
STREET!
DID
HE'S GOING THE WRONG WAY ON THIS STREET! DID YOU SEE THAT?
THIS
STREET! DID YOU SEE THAT? THIS IS A SIGN.
I'M
DID YOU SEE THAT? THIS IS A SIGN. I'M TAKING THIS AUCTION HEAD ON.
>>
THIS IS A SIGN. I'M TAKING THIS AUCTION HEAD ON. >> I'M FRIGGIN' TIRED OF RICKY
AND
I'M TAKING THIS AUCTION HEAD ON. >> I'M FRIGGIN' TIRED OF RICKY AND BUBBA BIDDING ME UP ALL THE
TIME.
SO
AND BUBBA BIDDING ME UP ALL THE TIME. SO I'M GUNNING FOR THEM TODAY.
GONNA
TIME. SO I'M GUNNING FOR THEM TODAY. GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET SOME
HELP
SO I'M GUNNING FOR THEM TODAY. GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET SOME HELP TRYING TO DROP SOME LOCKERS
ON
GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET SOME HELP TRYING TO DROP SOME LOCKERS ON THEM.
GIVE
HELP TRYING TO DROP SOME LOCKERS ON THEM. GIVE 'EM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN
MEDICINE.
I'M
I'M TURNING THE TABLES
ON
I'M TURNING THE TABLES ON ROLY AND POLY.
>>
ON ROLY AND POLY. >> ALL RIGHT, MOE.
THE
>> ALL RIGHT, MOE. THE LAST AUCTION BEFORE
THE
THE LAST AUCTION BEFORE THE HOOPTY SALE.
SO
THE HOOPTY SALE. SO WE REALLY GOTTA FOCUS ON
GETTING
SO WE REALLY GOTTA FOCUS ON GETTING QUALITY ITEMS TO MIX IN
WITH
GETTING QUALITY ITEMS TO MIX IN WITH ALL THIS CRAP IN
THE
WITH ALL THIS CRAP IN THE WAREHOUSE.
MY
THE WAREHOUSE. MY SHOP IS JUST IN COMPLETE
DISARRAY.
SO
SO WE
SO WE ARE
SO WE ARE GONNA CLEAN HOUSE AND
HAVE
SO WE ARE GONNA CLEAN HOUSE AND HAVE A HOOPTY SALE.
IT'S
SO WE ARE GONNA CLEAN HOUSE AND HAVE A HOOPTY SALE. IT'S CALLED THE HOOPTY SALE IN
HONOR
HAVE A HOOPTY SALE. IT'S CALLED THE HOOPTY SALE IN HONOR OF MY HOOPTY RIDE.
BECAUSE
IT'S CALLED THE HOOPTY SALE IN HONOR OF MY HOOPTY RIDE. BECAUSE WITHOUT IT I WOULDN'T BE
ABLE
HONOR OF MY HOOPTY RIDE. BECAUSE WITHOUT IT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO AROUND AND GATHER
MERCHANDISE.
I
ABLE TO GO AROUND AND GATHER MERCHANDISE. I DIDN'T DO ANY ADVERTISING SO
THESE
MERCHANDISE. I DIDN'T DO ANY ADVERTISING SO THESE FLYERS RIGHT HERE ARE VERY
IMPORTANT.
>>
THESE FLYERS RIGHT HERE ARE VERY IMPORTANT. >> [whistles]
WE
IMPORTANT. >> [whistles] WE NEED TO GET SOME BIG TICKET
ITEMS.
>>
WE NEED TO GET SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS. >> WE DO NEED TO GET SOME BIG
STUFF.
>>
>> WE DO NEED TO GET SOME BIG STUFF. >> WE'RE GONNA DO THAT
EXPANDING
STUFF. >> WE'RE GONNA DO THAT EXPANDING DEAL.
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I WANNA MOVE INTO
A
>> RICKY AND I WANNA MOVE INTO A BIGGER WAREHOUSE.
SO
SO WE
SO WE NEED TO GENERATE CASH
FLOW...NOW.
WE
SO WE NEED TO GENERATE CASH FLOW...NOW. WE GOTTA TURN AND BURN, MAN.
>>
FLOW...NOW. WE GOTTA TURN AND BURN, MAN. >> YEAH.
>>
WE GOTTA TURN AND BURN, MAN. >> YEAH. >> WE GOTTA BE THE WINNER EVERY
TIME.
PROBABLY
>> WE GOTTA BE THE WINNER EVERY TIME. PROBABLY SO.
>>
TIME. PROBABLY SO. >> HOOPTY SALE.
>>
PROBABLY SO. >> HOOPTY SALE. >> THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
EVER.
"HOOPTY?"
IT
EVER. "HOOPTY?" IT DOESN'T SAY WHEN IT'S GONNA
BE.
>>
IT DOESN'T SAY WHEN IT'S GONNA BE. >> I LEFT IT OFF ON PURPOSE.
HELLO?
HOOPTY
>> I LEFT IT OFF ON PURPOSE. HELLO? HOOPTY SALE.
>>
HELLO? HOOPTY SALE. >> THE HOOPTY SALE?
>>
HOOPTY SALE. >> THE HOOPTY SALE? >> I NEED SOME HOOPTIES.
>>
>> THE HOOPTY SALE? >> I NEED SOME HOOPTIES. >> THIS IS WHAT GETS A BUZZ
GOING.
PEOPLE
>> THIS IS WHAT GETS A BUZZ GOING. PEOPLE START TALKING.
>>
GOING. PEOPLE START TALKING. >> HOOPTY SALE.
>>
PEOPLE START TALKING. >> HOOPTY SALE. >> HOOPTY SALE.
>>
>> HOOPTY SALE. >> HOOPTY SALE. >> THERE'S NO ADDRESS.
>>
>> HOOPTY SALE. >> THERE'S NO ADDRESS. >> COME TO THE HOOPTY SALE,
GUYS.
>>
>> COME TO THE HOOPTY SALE, GUYS. >> WHAT?
>>
GUYS. >> WHAT? >> HOOPTY SALE.
>>
>> THE
>> THE HOOPTY SALE.
>>
>> THE HOOPTY SALE. >> WHAT THE SAM HELL IS
A
>> WHAT THE SAM HELL IS A HOOPTY?
>>
>> WHERE
>> WHERE IS IT AND WHEN IS IT?
>>
>> WHERE IS IT AND WHEN IS IT? >> [laughs]
>>
>> WHERE IS IT AND WHEN IS IT? >> [laughs] >> WHAT TIME'S IT START?
>>
>> [laughs] >> WHAT TIME'S IT START? >> EARLY.
>>
>> WHAT TIME'S IT START? >> EARLY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> EARLY. >> YEAH. >> THIS IS THE MOST VAGUE SALE
I'VE
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS THE MOST VAGUE SALE I'VE EVER HEARD OF.
[all
>> THIS IS THE MOST VAGUE SALE I'VE EVER HEARD OF. [all laugh]
>>
>> NO
>> NO TIME, NO DATE, NO
LOCATION.
WHAT
LOCATION. WHAT KIND OF PARTNER DO I HAVE?
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> GOOD MORNING, MISSY.
>>
>> [laughs] >> GOOD MORNING, MISSY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, VIC?
>>
>> GOOD MORNING, MISSY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, VIC? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE
PROBLEM
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, VIC? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE PROBLEM TODAY.
I'M
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE PROBLEM TODAY. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING
BID
PROBLEM TODAY. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING BID UP ON LOCKERS FROM RICKY AND
BUBBA.
>>
BID UP ON LOCKERS FROM RICKY AND BUBBA. >> YEAH, THAT'S USUALLY MY
PROBLEM
BUBBA. >> YEAH, THAT'S USUALLY MY PROBLEM TOO.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S USUALLY MY PROBLEM TOO. >> SO I THINK WE SHOULD KINDA,
LIKE,
PROBLEM TOO. >> SO I THINK WE SHOULD KINDA, LIKE, GET SOMETHING GOING...
TO
>> SO I THINK WE SHOULD KINDA, LIKE, GET SOMETHING GOING... TO DROP LOCKERS ON THEM.
>>
LIKE, GET SOMETHING GOING... TO DROP LOCKERS ON THEM. >> I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THAT.
DID
TO DROP LOCKERS ON THEM. >> I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THAT. DID I JUST MAKE A DEAL WITH
THE
>> I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THAT. DID I JUST MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL?
>>
DID I JUST MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
THE DEVIL? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO TODAY'S
AUCTION.
HERE
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY.
THE
AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE UNIT.
WE'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE UNIT. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO
LOOK
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE UNIT. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
LADIES
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
REMEMBER
ANY BOXES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE REMEMBER TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH
ONLY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE REMEMBER TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE.
PLEASE
REMEMBER TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP!
LET'S
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO.
>>
>> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO. >> HEY!
>>
LET'S GO. >> HEY! >> WHOA!
>>
>> HEY! >> WHOA! >> LOOK AT THAT.
[excited
>> WHOA! >> LOOK AT THAT. [excited murmurs]
>>
>> LOOK AT THAT. [excited murmurs] >> THIS IS THE KIND OF UNIT THAT
MIGHT
[excited murmurs] >> THIS IS THE KIND OF UNIT THAT MIGHT HAVE SOME OLD TREASURES IN
IT.
SO
MIGHT HAVE SOME OLD TREASURES IN IT. SO IF IT GOES FOR CHEAP WE COULD
GET
IT. SO IF IT GOES FOR CHEAP WE COULD GET A LOT OF STUFF OUT OF HERE.
>>
SO IF IT GOES FOR CHEAP WE COULD GET A LOT OF STUFF OUT OF HERE. >> I'M LIKING THIS GLOBE RIGHT
HERE,
GET A LOT OF STUFF OUT OF HERE. >> I'M LIKING THIS GLOBE RIGHT HERE, MOE.
THIS
>> I'M LIKING THIS GLOBE RIGHT HERE, MOE. THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE
GOTTA
HERE, MOE. THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE GOTTA GET IN THE SALE.
MOE,
THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE GOTTA GET IN THE SALE. MOE, WE'RE BIDDING ON IT.
>>
GOTTA GET IN THE SALE. MOE, WE'RE BIDDING ON IT. >> OKAY.
>>
MOE, WE'RE BIDDING ON IT. >> OKAY. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
CRAMMED
>> OKAY. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF CRAMMED IN THIS LITTLE SPACE,
DUDE.
I
CRAMMED IN THIS LITTLE SPACE, DUDE. I DON'T REALLY WANT IT, BUT I
DON'T
DUDE. I DON'T REALLY WANT IT, BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO TAKE
IT
I DON'T REALLY WANT IT, BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO TAKE IT CHEAP EITHER, THOUGH.
>>
DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO TAKE IT CHEAP EITHER, THOUGH. >> IT'S PACKED FULL FOR SURE.
COULD
IT CHEAP EITHER, THOUGH. >> IT'S PACKED FULL FOR SURE. COULD BE A LOT OF HIDDEN GEMS IN
HERE.
I
COULD BE A LOT OF HIDDEN GEMS IN HERE. I LIKE IT.
I'M
HERE. I LIKE IT. I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON RICKY AND
BUBBA.
IF
I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON RICKY AND BUBBA. IF THEY WANNA JUMP, I'LL GIVE
'EM
BUBBA. IF THEY WANNA JUMP, I'LL GIVE 'EM A PUSH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
>>
GENTLEMEN. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> 100.
>> 100. NOW
>> 100. >> 100. NOW 200? WANNA GET 200.
>>
>> 100. NOW 200? WANNA GET 200. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 200, NOW--
>>
>> 200, NOW-- >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300. NOW 400?
>>
>> 300. NOW 400? >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 400. NOW 500?
>>
>> 400. NOW 500? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 500 OVER THERE. NOW 600?
>>
>> 500 OVER THERE. NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600 THERE. NOW 700.
>>
>> 600 THERE. NOW 700. >> 650.
>>
>> 650. >> 650.
>> 650. NOW
>> 650. >> 650. NOW 700 TO YOU?
700?
>> 650. NOW 700 TO YOU? 700? 700? GOING ONCE.
>>
700? 700? GOING ONCE. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 700? GOING TWICE?
SOLD
>> 700? GOING TWICE? SOLD IT 650 TO MOE AND MARY.
>>
SOLD IT 650 TO MOE AND MARY. >> YES!
TREASURES
>> YES! TREASURES FOR THE
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR
RIGHT
>> THAT'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, IT IS.
>>
RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, IT IS. >> LIVING ROOM SET.
THAT'S
>> YEAH, IT IS. >> LIVING ROOM SET. THAT'S A GOOD COLOR AND
EVERYTHING.
>>
THAT'S A GOOD COLOR AND EVERYTHING. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE IN ON IT.
>>
EVERYTHING. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE IN ON IT. >> YEAH, IT'S HIGHER END STUFF.
IT'S
>> YEAH, WE'LL BE IN ON IT. >> YEAH, IT'S HIGHER END STUFF. IT'S GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S HIGHER END STUFF. IT'S GOOD. >> THE COUCHES ARE COVERED SO
MORE
IT'S GOOD. >> THE COUCHES ARE COVERED SO MORE THAN LIKELY THEY'RE CLEAN.
AND
>> THE COUCHES ARE COVERED SO MORE THAN LIKELY THEY'RE CLEAN. AND JUST SOME CHRISTMAS STUFF IN
THE
MORE THAN LIKELY THEY'RE CLEAN. AND JUST SOME CHRISTMAS STUFF IN THE BACK.
I'M
AND JUST SOME CHRISTMAS STUFF IN THE BACK. I'M GONNA BID THEM UP ON THIS
ONE.
>>
I'M GONNA BID THEM UP ON THIS ONE. >> [sighs]
CAN'T
ONE. >> [sighs] CAN'T SELL REFRIGERATORS OR
COUCHES.
THE
CAN'T SELL REFRIGERATORS OR COUCHES. THE REST OF THIS LOOKS KIND OF
TRASHY,
COUCHES. THE REST OF THIS LOOKS KIND OF TRASHY, BUT RICKY AND BUBBA
ALWAYS
THE REST OF THIS LOOKS KIND OF TRASHY, BUT RICKY AND BUBBA ALWAYS LIKE TO BUY
REFRIGERATORS,
TRASHY, BUT RICKY AND BUBBA ALWAYS LIKE TO BUY REFRIGERATORS, SO I'LL BE
WATCHING
ALWAYS LIKE TO BUY REFRIGERATORS, SO I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHAT THEY DO.
>>
REFRIGERATORS, SO I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHAT THEY DO. >> IT'S NOT A BAD LOCKER.
>>
WATCHING TO SEE WHAT THEY DO. >> IT'S NOT A BAD LOCKER. >> HOLIDAY DECOR.
YOU
>> IT'S NOT A BAD LOCKER. >> HOLIDAY DECOR. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I
>> HOLIDAY DECOR. YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD USE THAT TO LIGHT UP THE
WAREHOUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD USE THAT TO LIGHT UP THE WAREHOUSE FOR THE HOOPTY SALE.
>>
I COULD USE THAT TO LIGHT UP THE WAREHOUSE FOR THE HOOPTY SALE. >> YOU HAVEN'T LIT UP
THE
WAREHOUSE FOR THE HOOPTY SALE. >> YOU HAVEN'T LIT UP THE WAREHOUSE YET?
>>
>> YOU HAVEN'T LIT UP THE WAREHOUSE YET? >> NO, MOE.
[laughs]
>>
>> NO, MOE. [laughs] >> NO LIGHTS?
THE
[laughs] >> NO LIGHTS? THE WRONG FLYERS?
HOOPTY
>> NO LIGHTS? THE WRONG FLYERS? HOOPTY SALE'S TOMORROW.
>>
THE WRONG FLYERS? HOOPTY SALE'S TOMORROW. >> IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW
ABOUT
HOOPTY SALE'S TOMORROW. >> IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT THE SMITHS, THEY CAN'T
PASS
>> IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT THE SMITHS, THEY CAN'T PASS UP A REFRIGERATOR.
>>
ABOUT THE SMITHS, THEY CAN'T PASS UP A REFRIGERATOR. >> I AM NOT GETTING STUCK WITH
TWO
PASS UP A REFRIGERATOR. >> I AM NOT GETTING STUCK WITH TWO REFRIGERATORS AND TWO
COUCHES.
>>
TWO REFRIGERATORS AND TWO COUCHES. >> WELL, I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
SELLING
>> ALL RIGHT. SELLING MY LITTLE REFRIGERATOR
UNIT.
50?
>>
50? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 100?
>>
>> NOW 100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100. NOW 150? 150 THERE.
NOW
>> 100. NOW 150? 150 THERE. NOW 200?
>>
NOW 200? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 250?
>>
>> NOW 250? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300?
>>
>> NOW 300? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 350?
>>
>> NOW 350? >> YEAH, I WANT.
>>
>> YEAH, I WANT. >> NOW 400?
>>
>> NOW 400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 450?
>>
>> NOW 450? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 500?
>>
>> NOW 500? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> BIDDING UP THESE TWO, IT'S
LIKE
>> BIDDING UP THESE TWO, IT'S LIKE PUTTING CHEESE IN FRONT OF
TWO
LIKE PUTTING CHEESE IN FRONT OF TWO FAT MICE.
RIGHT
TWO FAT MICE. RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> 550. NOW 600?
>>
>> 550. NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 650?
>>
>> NOW 650? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 700? 700? 700?
700?
>> NOW 700? 700? 700? 700? ONCE!
700?
700? ONCE! 700? TWICE!
SOLD
700? TWICE! SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$650.
>>
$650. >> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I
I MADE
I MADE HIM PAY.
>>
I MADE HIM PAY. >> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>>
I MADE HIM PAY. >> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. >> IT WORKED, RIGHT?
>>
>> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. >> IT WORKED, RIGHT? >> LET ME LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> IT WORKED, RIGHT? >> LET ME LOOK AT IT. >> WE'RE GONNA SKIP THE NEXT
AUCTION
>> LET ME LOOK AT IT. >> WE'RE GONNA SKIP THE NEXT AUCTION AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT
WE
>> WE'RE GONNA SKIP THE NEXT AUCTION AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT.
HERE'S,
AUCTION AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT. HERE'S, UH, SOMETHING TO GO ON
THE
WE GOT. HERE'S, UH, SOMETHING TO GO ON THE FOOT OF MY BED.
LET
HERE'S, UH, SOMETHING TO GO ON THE FOOT OF MY BED. LET ME TRY TO GET THIS OUT.
>>
THE FOOT OF MY BED. LET ME TRY TO GET THIS OUT. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
LET ME TRY TO GET THIS OUT. >> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS
TO--
[retches]
>>
TO-- [retches] >> MAYBE A BODY IN THERE?
DON'T
[retches] >> MAYBE A BODY IN THERE? DON'T THROW UP ON ME.
>>
>> MAYBE A BODY IN THERE? DON'T THROW UP ON ME. >> [wheezes]
>>
DON'T THROW UP ON ME. >> [wheezes] >> SOME--A LITTLE WASHING OUT.
LITTLE
>> [wheezes] >> SOME--A LITTLE WASHING OUT. LITTLE POWER WASH OUT.
>>
>> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT'S PRETTY NICE.
>>
>> IT'S PRETTY NICE. >> YEAH, IT IS.
IT'LL
>> YEAH, IT IS. IT'LL BRING 350.
>>
IT'LL BRING 350. >> ALL RIGHT.
I'D
>> ALL RIGHT. I'D SAY LESS ON THIS ONE.
>>
I'D SAY LESS ON THIS ONE. >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> OH, THAT'S NICE.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S NICE. >> WOOD FRONT.
>>
>> WOOD FRONT. >> IS IT JUST A SOFA OR
A
>> IS IT JUST A SOFA OR A SOFA-LOVE?
>>
A SOFA-LOVE? >> SOFA-LOVE.
THE
>> SOFA-LOVE. THE LOVE IS RIGHT HERE.
AND
THE LOVE IS RIGHT HERE. AND THERE AIN'T BEEN NO LOVE
MADE
AND THERE AIN'T BEEN NO LOVE MADE ON IT SO IT'S IN GOOD
SHAPE.
>>
SHAPE. >> THAT'S WHAT?
500
>> THAT'S WHAT? 500 FOR THE SET?
ALL
500 FOR THE SET? ALL DAY LONG, BROTHER.
>>
ALL DAY LONG, BROTHER. >> THAT VICTOR THOUGHT HE REALLY
STUCK
>> THAT VICTOR THOUGHT HE REALLY STUCK IT TO US, BUT LET ME TELL
YOU,
STUCK IT TO US, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, WHEN YOU GRAB THE BULL BY
THE
YOU, WHEN YOU GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS, WE COME OUT SMELLING
LIKE
THE HORNS, WE COME OUT SMELLING LIKE A ROSE AND NOT
BULL-SHE-IKE.
THAT'S
BULL-SHE-IKE. THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING STORAGE
BUYER
THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING STORAGE BUYER RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
BUYER RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A $50 DOLLAR MIRROR
BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA. >> YEAH. ALL DAY LONG.
OH,
>> YEAH. ALL DAY LONG. OH, PROBABLY LIKE 300-400 ON
CHRISTMAS.
>>
CHRISTMAS. >> HERE, TAKE A LICK.
>>
>> HERE, TAKE A LICK. >> UH-UH.
>>
>> UH-UH. >> YOU DON'T WANNA LICK
THE
>> YOU DON'T WANNA LICK THE LOLLIPOP, BUBBA?
>>
THE LOLLIPOP, BUBBA? >> UH-UH.
I
I DON'T
I DON'T LICK ANYTHING WITH
A
I DON'T LICK ANYTHING WITH A RAINBOW ON
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE
WAY,
>> LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY, BUBBA.
>>
WAY, BUBBA. >> [grunts]
>>
>> BUBBA,
>> BUBBA, MAN, LOOK AT THIS.
>>
>> BUBBA, MAN, LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?
>>
>> BUBBA, MAN, LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT? >> WELL, THIS APPEARS TO BE
A
>> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT? >> WELL, THIS APPEARS TO BE A PLASMA CUTTER.
JUST
>> WELL, THIS APPEARS TO BE A PLASMA CUTTER. JUST LOOK AT THIS.
OH,
A PLASMA CUTTER. JUST LOOK AT THIS. OH, YEAH.
YEP,
JUST LOOK AT THIS. OH, YEAH. YEP, THIS IS A HALF-INCH
MACHINE.
>>
YEP, THIS IS A HALF-INCH MACHINE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>>
MACHINE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT'LL CUT A HALF-INCH PIECE
OF
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT'LL CUT A HALF-INCH PIECE OF STEEL.
>>
>> IT'LL CUT A HALF-INCH PIECE OF STEEL. >> WHAT--WHAT WILL THIS CUT?
>>
OF STEEL. >> WHAT--WHAT WILL THIS CUT? >> THAT WELDS.
>>
>> WHAT--WHAT WILL THIS CUT? >> THAT WELDS. >> SO WHAT DOES--
>>
>> THAT WELDS. >> SO WHAT DOES-- >> THIS CUTS THE STEEL.
THIS
>> SO WHAT DOES-- >> THIS CUTS THE STEEL. THIS WELDS THE STEEL.
>>
>> THIS CUTS THE STEEL. THIS WELDS THE STEEL. >> PLASMA CUTTER, DUDE.
LIKE
THIS WELDS THE STEEL. >> PLASMA CUTTER, DUDE. LIKE IN COLLEGE, I USED TO GO
DONATE
>> PLASMA CUTTER, DUDE. LIKE IN COLLEGE, I USED TO GO DONATE MY PLASMA FOR SOME BEER
MONEY.
>>
DONATE MY PLASMA FOR SOME BEER MONEY. >> NO, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
THAT.
IT
>> NO, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. IT CUTS WITH AIR AND
ELECTRICITY.
I
IT CUTS WITH AIR AND ELECTRICITY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ONE GOES
FOR,
ELECTRICITY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ONE GOES FOR, BUT IT GOES FOR A LOT OF
MONEY.
WE
FOR, BUT IT GOES FOR A LOT OF MONEY. WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
THAT
MONEY. WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. THAT IS A FRICKIN' LICK.
>>
WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. THAT IS A FRICKIN' LICK. >> NO. YEAH.
THAT'S
THAT IS A FRICKIN' LICK. >> NO. YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> NO. YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH.
>>
THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH. >> WHOA!
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHOA! >> THIS GOLD VINTAGE CABINET IS
READY
>> WHOA! >> THIS GOLD VINTAGE CABINET IS READY TO GO.
DOESN'T
>> THIS GOLD VINTAGE CABINET IS READY TO GO. DOESN'T NEED ANY PAINTING.
CHAIR
READY TO GO. DOESN'T NEED ANY PAINTING. CHAIR AND SIDE TABLE ARE EASY TO
FIX
DOESN'T NEED ANY PAINTING. CHAIR AND SIDE TABLE ARE EASY TO FIX UP.
YEAH,
CHAIR AND SIDE TABLE ARE EASY TO FIX UP. YEAH, THIS IS MY UNIT.
>>
FIX UP. YEAH, THIS IS MY UNIT. >> DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SOME KIND
OF
YEAH, THIS IS MY UNIT. >> DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FISHING STUFF IN THERE OR
MEDICAL?
>>
OF FISHING STUFF IN THERE OR MEDICAL? >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S
A
MEDICAL? >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A BOWLING BALL.
"IBM-COMPATIBLE?"
>>
A BOWLING BALL. "IBM-COMPATIBLE?" >> YEAH.
>>
"IBM-COMPATIBLE?" >> YEAH. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>>
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> WE'LL SEE.
>>
MEANS. >> WE'LL SEE. >> TREASURES.
>>
>> WE'LL SEE. >> TREASURES. >> I CAN'T BUY ANYTHING THAT I
CAN'T
>> TREASURES. >> I CAN'T BUY ANYTHING THAT I CAN'T SEE.
>>
>> I CAN'T BUY ANYTHING THAT I CAN'T SEE. >> THERE COULD BE A MEAL TICKET
RIGHT
CAN'T SEE. >> THERE COULD BE A MEAL TICKET RIGHT IN THIS BOX RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> THERE COULD BE A MEAL TICKET RIGHT IN THIS BOX RIGHT HERE. >> IT COULD BE OUR MEAL TICKET.
>>
RIGHT IN THIS BOX RIGHT HERE. >> IT COULD BE OUR MEAL TICKET. >> [laughs]
>>
>> IT COULD BE OUR MEAL TICKET. >> [laughs] >> THEN I DON'T WANNA STARVE.
>>
>> [laughs] >> THEN I DON'T WANNA STARVE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE OFFICE STUFF
IN
>> THEN I DON'T WANNA STARVE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE OFFICE STUFF IN HERE.
I'M
>> IT LOOKS LIKE OFFICE STUFF IN HERE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THIS ONE.
BUT
IN HERE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THIS ONE. BUT I DID HAVE A DEAL WITH
SOMEBODY
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THIS ONE. BUT I DID HAVE A DEAL WITH SOMEBODY TODAY.
>>
BUT I DID HAVE A DEAL WITH SOMEBODY TODAY. >> THIS IS MINE.
>>
SOMEBODY TODAY. >> THIS IS MINE. >> THIS IS YOURS?
OKAY--
>>
>> THIS IS YOURS? OKAY-- >> SHH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 100?
GOT
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 100? GOT 100 BACK THERE.
>>
GOT 100 BACK THERE. >> JENNY CAN HAVE THIS ONE.
SHE'S
>> JENNY CAN HAVE THIS ONE. SHE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO PAY
A
SHE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE MORE.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> NOW I'VE GOT 200 THERE.
>>
>> NOW I'VE GOT 200 THERE. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> 300. NOW 400? WANNA GET 400.
400?
>> 300. NOW 400? WANNA GET 400. 400? HOW ABOUT 350?
GONNA
400? HOW ABOUT 350? GONNA GIVE 350 IN THE BACK.
NOW
GONNA GIVE 350 IN THE BACK. NOW 375? BID OF 375?
>>
NOW 375? BID OF 375? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 375. NOW 400?
400
>> 375. NOW 400? 400 IN THE BACK BACK THERE.
425
400 IN THE BACK BACK THERE. 425 NOW? 425?
425?
425 NOW? 425? 425? GOING ONCE!
425?
425? GOING ONCE! 425? GOING TWICE?
I
425? GOING TWICE? I SOLD IT $400 JENNY.
>>
I SOLD IT $400 JENNY. >> BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY AND
IT'S
>> BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY AND IT'S MINE.
LADIES
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU
FOR
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S
AUCTION.
UNTIL
FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY,
BUT
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY, BUT MY PARTNER DID.
SO
>> I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY, BUT MY PARTNER DID. SO HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
>>
BUT MY PARTNER DID. SO HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? >> WHAT?
>>
SO HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? >> WHAT? >> FOR THE LOCKER.
WE
>> WHAT? >> FOR THE LOCKER. WE WERE PARTNERS TODAY.
>>
>> FOR THE LOCKER. WE WERE PARTNERS TODAY. >> WE WERE NOT PARTNERS.
>>
WE WERE PARTNERS TODAY. >> WE WERE NOT PARTNERS. >> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200.
>>
>> WE WERE NOT PARTNERS. >> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200. >> NO.
>>
>> I'LL TAKE HALF OF IT FOR 200. >> NO. >> WE'RE PARTNERS TODAY.
>>
>> NO. >> WE'RE PARTNERS TODAY. >> IT'S MY UNIT.
BYE,
>> WE'RE PARTNERS TODAY. >> IT'S MY UNIT. BYE, VICTOR.
I
>> IT'S MY UNIT. BYE, VICTOR. I DON'T KNOW WHAT VICTOR'S
SMOKING,
BYE, VICTOR. I DON'T KNOW WHAT VICTOR'S SMOKING, BUT I'M NOT SPLITTING
THIS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT VICTOR'S SMOKING, BUT I'M NOT SPLITTING THIS LOCKER WITH ANYONE.
THIS
THIS CABINET IS REALLY COOL.
THIS
THIS CABINET IS REALLY COOL. THIS IS DEFINITELY VINTAGE.
THIS
THIS IS DEFINITELY VINTAGE. THIS IS A $200 PIECE SO THAT'S
HALF
THIS IS A $200 PIECE SO THAT'S HALF MY UNIT RIGHT THERE.
OKAY,
HALF MY UNIT RIGHT THERE. OKAY, THEN THERE'S THIS LITTLE
CURVED
OKAY, THEN THERE'S THIS LITTLE CURVED LEG SIDE TABLE.
$50.
OFFICE
$50. OFFICE CHAIR WITH WHEELS.
THIS
OFFICE CHAIR WITH WHEELS. THIS ONE I COULD PAINT
AND
THIS ONE I COULD PAINT AND FIX UP.
$50.
VINTAGE,
$50. VINTAGE, GOLD, HAS A LITTLE
PATINA.
THIS
PATINA. THIS IS A $200 MIRROR.
OH,
THIS IS A $200 MIRROR. OH, HEAVY.
WE'VE
OH, HEAVY. WE'VE GOT TWO BOWLING BALLS.
FRANK
WE'VE GOT TWO BOWLING BALLS. FRANK AND BOBBY HAD THESE.
UM,
FRANK AND BOBBY HAD THESE. UM, LET'S SEE IF I CAN KNOCK
OVER
UM, LET'S SEE IF I CAN KNOCK OVER VIC'S CAR.
OOH!
CLEARLY
OOH! CLEARLY I NEED SOME LESSONS.
TWO
CLEARLY I NEED SOME LESSONS. TWO BOWLING BALLS?
EASY
TWO BOWLING BALLS? EASY $50.
THIS
EASY $50. THIS IS A GOOD SHOP-VAC.
THAT'S
THIS IS A GOOD SHOP-VAC. THAT'S $20.
WELL--OH,
THAT'S $20. WELL--OH, LOOK IT'S A DOUCHE
BAG.
THE
BAG. THE SECOND ONE I'VE WORKED WITH
TODAY.
SORRY,
SORRY, VIC.
I
SORRY, VIC. I COULDN'T RESIST.
LET'S
SORRY, VIC. I COULDN'T RESIST. LET'S SEE.
THIS
I COULDN'T RESIST. LET'S SEE. THIS IS A BOX OF--OH, THIS IS
COOL!
IT'S
THIS IS A BOX OF--OH, THIS IS COOL! IT'S A MICROSCOPE.
I
COOL! IT'S A MICROSCOPE. I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE
SINCE
IT'S A MICROSCOPE. I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE SINCE BIOLOGY.
I
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE SINCE BIOLOGY. I DEFINITELY WANNA GET THIS
LOOKED
SINCE BIOLOGY. I DEFINITELY WANNA GET THIS LOOKED AT SO I CAN FIND OUT HOW
IT
I DEFINITELY WANNA GET THIS LOOKED AT SO I CAN FIND OUT HOW IT WORKS AND HOW MUCH IT'S
WORTH.
TEAMING
IT WORKS AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. TEAMING UP WITH VICTOR WAS
ACTUALLY
WORTH. TEAMING UP WITH VICTOR WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD PLAN.
I'M
TEAMING UP WITH VICTOR WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD PLAN. I'M JUST GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE
TO
ACTUALLY A GOOD PLAN. I'M JUST GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM HALF MY
>>
>> WHERE'S THE KEY?
MOE!
>>
>> WHERE'S THE KEY? MOE! >> WHAT NUMBER IS IT?
>>
MOE! >> WHAT NUMBER IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
[laughs]
I
>> I DON'T KNOW. [laughs] I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK OUT OUR
LOCKER.
THERE'S
I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK OUT OUR LOCKER. THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
MOE,
LOCKER. THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. MOE, WHEN I SEE THE LOCKER I'LL
KNOW
THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. MOE, WHEN I SEE THE LOCKER I'LL KNOW IT.
IT'S
MOE, WHEN I SEE THE LOCKER I'LL KNOW IT. IT'S OURS.
>>
KNOW IT. IT'S OURS. >> WHEN YOU SEE THE LO--
>>
IT'S OURS. >> WHEN YOU SEE THE LO-- >> [laughs]
CAN'T
>> WHEN YOU SEE THE LO-- >> [laughs] CAN'T FIND IT.
>>
>> [laughs] CAN'T FIND IT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A RECORD OF
THE
CAN'T FIND IT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A RECORD OF THE NUMBER WE HAD?
>>
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A RECORD OF THE NUMBER WE HAD? >> NO, I FORGOT.
>>
THE NUMBER WE HAD? >> NO, I FORGOT. >> YOU FORGO--
>>
>> NO, I FORGOT. >> YOU FORGO-- >> WE CAN GUESS.
>>
>> YOU FORGO-- >> WE CAN GUESS. >> WE GOT NINE ROWS HERE AND
THEY'RE
>> WE CAN GUESS. >> WE GOT NINE ROWS HERE AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, MARY.
>>
>> WE GOT NINE ROWS HERE AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, MARY. >> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND WE'RE
LIKE,
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, MARY. >> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND WE'RE LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT?
>>
>> WHAT IF WE OPEN ONE AND WE'RE LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT? >> JACKPOT, WE'RE GOING TO JAIL
IS
LIKE, IT'S A JACKPOT? >> JACKPOT, WE'RE GOING TO JAIL IS WHAT'LL HAPPEN.
>>
>> JACKPOT, WE'RE GOING TO JAIL IS WHAT'LL HAPPEN. >> IS IT ONE OVER?
MAYBE.
>>
>> IS IT ONE OVER? MAYBE. >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
>>
MAYBE. >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? >> MOE, ARE YOU FREAKING
KIDDING?
YOU
>> MOE, ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING? YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER.
IT'S
KIDDING? YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER. IT'S NOT ALL MY FAULT.
>>
YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER. IT'S NOT ALL MY FAULT. >> WELL, WHEN YOU SMELL IT LET
ME
IT'S NOT ALL MY FAULT. >> WELL, WHEN YOU SMELL IT LET ME KNOW.
>>
>> WELL, WHEN YOU SMELL IT LET ME KNOW. >> YOU SMELL STUFF, I DON'T.
[laughs]
I
>> YOU SMELL STUFF, I DON'T. [laughs] I REMEMBER SEEING IT.
IT'S
[laughs] I REMEMBER SEEING IT. IT'S RIGHT HERE.
I
I REMEMBER SEEING IT. IT'S RIGHT HERE. I REMEMBER.
I'M--I'M
IT'S RIGHT HERE. I REMEMBER. I'M--I'M VISUAL.
IT'S
I REMEMBER. I'M--I'M VISUAL. IT'S THIS ONE.
I
I'M--I'M VISUAL. IT'S THIS ONE. I KNOW IT.
YOU
IT'S THIS ONE. I KNOW IT. YOU HAVE THE KEY, RIGHT?
I
I KNOW IT. YOU HAVE THE KEY, RIGHT? I DON'T.
WELL,
YOU HAVE THE KEY, RIGHT? I DON'T. WELL, WE HAVE A CROWBAR AT LEAST
OR
I DON'T. WELL, WE HAVE A CROWBAR AT LEAST OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.
>>
WELL, WE HAVE A CROWBAR AT LEAST OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED. >> MARY, IF WE CUT THAT LOCK--
>>
OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED. >> MARY, IF WE CUT THAT LOCK-- >> MOE, JUST TRUST ME, PLEASE.
>>
>> MARY, IF WE CUT THAT LOCK-- >> MOE, JUST TRUST ME, PLEASE. >> TRUST YOU?
>>
>> MOE, JUST TRUST ME, PLEASE. >> TRUST YOU? >> DON'T WORRY.
>>
>> TRUST YOU? >> DON'T WORRY. >> I'LL BE OVER HERE.
YOU
>> DON'T WORRY. >> I'LL BE OVER HERE. YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT
CAUGHT
>> I'LL BE OVER HERE. YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING.
>>
YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT CAUGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING. >> WHATEVER,
[lock
[lock snaps]
OOH!
[laughs]
THIS
OOH! [laughs] THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S GONNA
SAVE
[laughs] THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S GONNA SAVE THE SALE!
>>
THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S GONNA SAVE THE SALE! >> YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN A LOON.
>>
SAVE THE SALE! >> YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN A LOON. >> SEE?
I
>> YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN A LOON. >> SEE? I TOLD YOU.
>>
>> SEE? I TOLD YOU. >> I DON'T SEE WHAT MARY'S
SEEING.
BUT
>> I DON'T SEE WHAT MARY'S SEEING. BUT WHO DOES?
WE'VE
WE'VE GOT
WE'VE GOT A CAR HERE.
WORTH
WE'VE GOT A CAR HERE. WORTH 50 BUCKS.
>>
WORTH 50 BUCKS. >> SOME MORE TOOLS.
>>
>> SOME MORE TOOLS. >> 20 BUCKS.
>>
>> 20 BUCKS. >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> YEAH.
HEY,
>> YEAH. HEY, THIS IS A GOOD SONY RADIO.
20
HEY, THIS IS A GOOD SONY RADIO. 20 BUCKS.
HEY,
20 BUCKS. HEY, LOOK, MARY.
ANOTHER
HEY, LOOK, MARY. ANOTHER CHAINSAW.
>>
ANOTHER CHAINSAW. >> GREAT!
>>
>> GREAT! >> THIS IS 150 BUCKS.
VACUUM
>> THIS IS 150 BUCKS. VACUUM CLEANER.
>>
VACUUM CLEANER. >> JUST KEEP RUMMAGING THROUGH
STUFF.
>>
STUFF. >> 25 BUCKS.
>>
>> 25 BUCKS. >> HEY, MARY.
WHY
>> HEY, MARY. WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THIS AND GO
FOR
WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THIS AND GO FOR A RIDE?
>>
FOR A RIDE? >> I MEAN, THIS THING IS CUTE.
[laughs]
WHOA.
I
WHOA. I THINK MAYBE IT'S A CIRCUS
BIKE.
[laughs]
I
[laughs] I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY
150
I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY 150 BUCKS.
>>
150 BUCKS. >> LET'S SAY 100.
>>
>> LET'S SAY 100. >> LOOK AT THESE RIMS.
THESE
>> LOOK AT THESE RIMS. THESE ARE HARDCORE.
>>
THESE ARE HARDCORE. >> SO THERE'S FOUR?
>>
>> SO THERE'S FOUR? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100 BUCKS APIECE.
MARY,
>> 100 BUCKS APIECE. MARY, YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY
IT,
MARY, YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I JUST SEE MORE OF THE
SAME.
I
SAME. I DON'T WANNA BE WASTING ANY
MORE
I DON'T WANNA BE WASTING ANY MORE TIME.
WE'VE
WE'VE MADE BACK OUR MONEY ON
THIS
WE'VE MADE BACK OUR MONEY ON THIS LOCKER.
NOW
WE'VE MADE BACK OUR MONEY ON THIS LOCKER. NOW WE GOTTA GET READY FOR THE
HOOPTY
THIS LOCKER. NOW WE GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOOPTY SALE.
I'LL
NOW WE GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOOPTY SALE. I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
I'LL
HOOPTY SALE. I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW, LOAD UP
ALL
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW, LOAD UP ALL THIS STUFF IN MY SON'S
TRUCK,
I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW, LOAD UP ALL THIS STUFF IN MY SON'S TRUCK, AND BRING IT TO THE SALE
EARLY
ALL THIS STUFF IN MY SON'S TRUCK, AND BRING IT TO THE SALE EARLY IN THE MORNING.
>>
TRUCK, AND BRING IT TO THE SALE EARLY IN THE MORNING. >> DEAL.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY COOL LITTLE
MICROSCOPE
>> I'M TAKING MY COOL LITTLE MICROSCOPE TO GINA, AN ANTIQUES
DEALER.
SHE
SHE CAN
SHE CAN GIVE ME THE SCOOP
ON
SHE CAN GIVE ME THE SCOOP ON THE SCOPE.
>>
SHE CAN GIVE ME THE SCOOP ON THE SCOPE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
>>
ON THE SCOPE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> A MICROSCOPE.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> A MICROSCOPE. >> WHAT ELSE DO YOU CONCLUDE
FROM
>> A MICROSCOPE. >> WHAT ELSE DO YOU CONCLUDE FROM IT?
>>
>> WHAT ELSE DO YOU CONCLUDE FROM IT? >> IT LOOKS PRETTY OLD TO ME.
>>
FROM IT? >> IT LOOKS PRETTY OLD TO ME. >> YEAH, AND WHY?
>>
>> IT LOOKS PRETTY OLD TO ME. >> YEAH, AND WHY? >> I'M SUPPOSED TO GUESS?
>>
>> YEAH, AND WHY? >> I'M SUPPOSED TO GUESS? >> WE'RE LOOKING AT BRASS.
>>
>> I'M SUPPOSED TO GUESS? >> WE'RE LOOKING AT BRASS. >> OH, OKAY.
>>
>> WE'RE LOOKING AT BRASS. >> OH, OKAY. >> SO BRASS MEANS, LIKE, TURN OF
THE
>> OH, OKAY. >> SO BRASS MEANS, LIKE, TURN OF THE CENTURY.
>>
>> SO BRASS MEANS, LIKE, TURN OF THE CENTURY. >> REALLY?
>>
THE CENTURY. >> REALLY? >> I'M JUST GIVING YOU A LITTLE
EXTRA,
>> REALLY? >> I'M JUST GIVING YOU A LITTLE EXTRA, PARDON ME, BECAUSE I
TAUGHT
>> I'M JUST GIVING YOU A LITTLE EXTRA, PARDON ME, BECAUSE I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS.
WHEN
EXTRA, PARDON ME, BECAUSE I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS. WHEN I THINK MICROSCOPE, GUESS
WHO
TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 35 YEARS. WHEN I THINK MICROSCOPE, GUESS WHO I THINK OF?
>>
WHEN I THINK MICROSCOPE, GUESS WHO I THINK OF? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
WHO I THINK OF? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> WHO RAN AROUND WITH A LITTLE
HANDHELD
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> WHO RAN AROUND WITH A LITTLE HANDHELD MICROSCOPE?
>>
>> WHO RAN AROUND WITH A LITTLE HANDHELD MICROSCOPE? >> SHERLOCK HOLMES?
>>
HANDHELD MICROSCOPE? >> SHERLOCK HOLMES? >> YOU GOT IT.
>>
>> SHERLOCK HOLMES? >> YOU GOT IT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YOU GOT IT. >> OKAY. >> DO YOU WANNA LOOK THROUGH IT?
>>
>> OKAY. >> DO YOU WANNA LOOK THROUGH IT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> DO YOU WANNA LOOK THROUGH IT? >> YEAH. >> OKAY, WE NEED TO GET
SOMETHING
>> YEAH. >> OKAY, WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.
>>
>> OKAY, WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. >> OW!
>>
SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. >> OW! >> NOW LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> OW! >> NOW LOOK AT THAT. >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S
INTERESTING.
I
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S INTERESTING. I CAN'T SEE A THING.
I
INTERESTING. I CAN'T SEE A THING. I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S
WORTH.
OKAY,
OKAY, GINA.
HOW
OKAY, GINA. HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN GET
FOR
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR IT?
>>
FOR IT? >> DO YOU HAVE THE BOX?
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE THE BOX? >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> AWW.
NOW
>> AWW. NOW THAT'S KIND OF SAD.
>>
NOW THAT'S KIND OF SAD. >> SO IT'S GONNA BE WORTH A LOT
LESS?
>>
LESS? >> EXACTLY.
I
>> EXACTLY. I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK YOU
GOT
I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK YOU GOT $2,000 SITTING HERE.
>>
GOT $2,000 SITTING HERE. >> SO IT'S NOT WORTH $2,000?
>>
>> SO IT'S NOT WORTH $2,000? >> NO.
GO
>> NO. GO DOWN HALF.
>>
GO DOWN HALF. >> OKAY, $1,000.
>>
>> OKAY, $1,000. >> AND GO DOWN A LITTLE BIT
MORE.
>>
MORE. >> 999.
>>
>> 999. >> IF YOU CAN FIND A
COLLECTOR...
ASK
COLLECTOR... ASK $800.
>>
ASK $800. >> DAMN, GINA, THAT'S GREAT.
>>
>> THERE
>> THERE WILL BE NO
WRITTEN
>> THERE WILL BE NO WRITTEN TEST.
>>
>> THERE WILL BE NO WRITTEN TEST. >> AND I PASSED THOUGH?
NOW
WRITTEN TEST. >> AND I PASSED THOUGH? NOW THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT.
ALL
>> AND I PASSED THOUGH? NOW THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. ALL RIGHT.
>>
NOW THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. ALL RIGHT. >> GOOD LUCK.
I
ALL RIGHT. >> GOOD LUCK. I HOPE IT GOES WELL.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK. I HOPE IT GOES WELL. >> OKAY. THANK YOU.
>>
I HOPE IT GOES WELL. >> OKAY. THANK YOU. >> BYE NOW.
OH,
>> OKAY. THANK YOU. >> BYE NOW. OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> I
>> I MEAN, THIS IS A JOKE.
TODAY
TODAY IS
TODAY IS THE HOOPTY SALE AND
WE'RE
TODAY IS THE HOOPTY SALE AND WE'RE NOT READY.
I'M
TODAY IS THE HOOPTY SALE AND WE'RE NOT READY. I'M PUTTING WHAT NEEDS TO GO OUT
THERE
WE'RE NOT READY. I'M PUTTING WHAT NEEDS TO GO OUT THERE OUT, OKAY?
PEOPLE
I'M PUTTING WHAT NEEDS TO GO OUT THERE OUT, OKAY? PEOPLE ARE COMING ANY MINUTE.
THERE
THERE OUT, OKAY? PEOPLE ARE COMING ANY MINUTE. THERE AREN'T ANY PRICES ON
ANYTHING.
THE
THERE AREN'T ANY PRICES ON ANYTHING. THE LIGHTS DON'T EVEN WORK.
MOE
ANYTHING. THE LIGHTS DON'T EVEN WORK. MOE JUST GOT HERE.
I
THE LIGHTS DON'T EVEN WORK. MOE JUST GOT HERE. I AM STRESSED OUT.
>>
MOE JUST GOT HERE. I AM STRESSED OUT. >> MARY JUST CAN'T GET THE PLACE
LIT.
I
>> MARY JUST CAN'T GET THE PLACE LIT. I NEED A PLUG-IN.
THIS
LIT. I NEED A PLUG-IN. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I
I NEED A PLUG-IN. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I GET HERE, NOTHING'S DONE.
IT'S
THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I GET HERE, NOTHING'S DONE. IT'S A MESS.
>>
I GET HERE, NOTHING'S DONE. IT'S A MESS. >> KYRA.
>>
IT'S A MESS. >> KYRA. >> YES?
>>
>> KYRA. >> YES? >> WILL YOU START PRICING STUFF?
>>
>> YES? >> WILL YOU START PRICING STUFF? >> YEAH.
>>
>> WILL YOU START PRICING STUFF? >> YEAH. >> THANK GOD I HAVE MY HOOPTY
HELPERS
>> YEAH. >> THANK GOD I HAVE MY HOOPTY HELPERS HERE.
>>
>> THANK GOD I HAVE MY HOOPTY HELPERS HERE. >> WE COULD JUST HAVE A BIG SIGN
THAT
HELPERS HERE. >> WE COULD JUST HAVE A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS, LIKE, IF SOMETHING
DOESN'T
>> WE COULD JUST HAVE A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS, LIKE, IF SOMETHING DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE JUST COME
AND
THAT SAYS, LIKE, IF SOMETHING DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE JUST COME AND ASK, RIGHT?
>>
DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE JUST COME AND ASK, RIGHT? >> NAME YOUR PRICE.
>>
AND ASK, RIGHT? >> NAME YOUR PRICE. >> MARY, THIS YELLOW CORD GOES
TO
>> NAME YOUR PRICE. >> MARY, THIS YELLOW CORD GOES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
BUILDING.
>>
TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING. >> HOW MANY CORDS DO WE HAVE,
MOE?
MAYBE
>> HOW MANY CORDS DO WE HAVE, MOE? MAYBE OVER 8,000.
>>
MOE? MAYBE OVER 8,000. >> THIS HAS GOT THE WRONG END AT
THE
MAYBE OVER 8,000. >> THIS HAS GOT THE WRONG END AT THE WRONG END, THAT'S ALL.
>>
>> THIS HAS GOT THE WRONG END AT THE WRONG END, THAT'S ALL. >> OH, MY GOD.
LIKE,
THE WRONG END, THAT'S ALL. >> OH, MY GOD. LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW--
[laughs]
>>
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW-- [laughs] >> I GOT A LADDER.
>>
[laughs] >> I GOT A LADDER. >> OKAY.
CAREFUL.
>>
>> OKAY. CAREFUL. >> MOE, WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES
BEFORE
CAREFUL. >> MOE, WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE PEOPLE SHOW UP.
>>
>> MOE, WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE PEOPLE SHOW UP. >> YEAH, IT WAS UNPLUGGED HERE.
>>
BEFORE PEOPLE SHOW UP. >> YEAH, IT WAS UNPLUGGED HERE. >> [gasps]
OH,
>> YEAH, IT WAS UNPLUGGED HERE. >> [gasps] OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> [gasps] OH, MY GOSH. >> LET THERE BE
WHERE
WHERE IS
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
I
WHERE IS EVERYBODY? I MEAN, THERE'S NO ONE
>>
>> NOW
>> NOW I
>> NOW I KNOW WHAT "HOOPTY"
MEANS--DISASTER.
>>
>> NOW I KNOW WHAT "HOOPTY" MEANS--DISASTER. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO
DO,
MEANS--DISASTER. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO, BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
DIFFERENT,
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO, BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, MOE.
>>
DO, BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, MOE. >> WE JUST HAVE TO PLAN A LITTLE
BETTER,
DIFFERENT, MOE. >> WE JUST HAVE TO PLAN A LITTLE BETTER, THAT'S ALL.
WELL,
>> WE JUST HAVE TO PLAN A LITTLE BETTER, THAT'S ALL. WELL, I GOTTA GO TO
THE
BETTER, THAT'S ALL. WELL, I GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
>>
WELL, I GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
THE HOSPITAL. >> ALL RIGHT. >> BUT I'LL BE BACK.
CALL
>> ALL RIGHT. >> BUT I'LL BE BACK. CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
>>
>> BUT I'LL BE BACK. CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. >> OKAY.
>>
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. >> OKAY. >> OKAY?
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY? >> ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
>>
>> OKAY? >> ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER. >> BYE BYE.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE AT SHAW BROTHERS
WELDING
>> WE'RE AT SHAW BROTHERS WELDING TO SEE MY BUDDY, DAVID.
AND
>> WE'RE AT SHAW BROTHERS WELDING TO SEE MY BUDDY, DAVID. AND HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL US
WHAT
WELDING TO SEE MY BUDDY, DAVID. AND HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL US WHAT OUR WELDER AND PLASMA
CUTTER'S
AND HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL US WHAT OUR WELDER AND PLASMA CUTTER'S WORTH.
>>
WHAT OUR WELDER AND PLASMA CUTTER'S WORTH. >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU GUYS
Y'ALL
CUTTER'S WORTH. >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU GUYS Y'ALL GOT A NICE KIT HERE.
YOU
>> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU GUYS Y'ALL GOT A NICE KIT HERE. YOU GOT THE PLASMA CUTTER
THAT'LL
Y'ALL GOT A NICE KIT HERE. YOU GOT THE PLASMA CUTTER THAT'LL CUT ALUMINUM, STAINLESS.
THEN
YOU GOT THE PLASMA CUTTER THAT'LL CUT ALUMINUM, STAINLESS. THEN WHEN THE GUY GETS THROUGH
CUTTING
THAT'LL CUT ALUMINUM, STAINLESS. THEN WHEN THE GUY GETS THROUGH CUTTING IT HE CAN TAKE THIS TIG
WELDER
THEN WHEN THE GUY GETS THROUGH CUTTING IT HE CAN TAKE THIS TIG WELDER HERE AND HE CAN WELD IT
ALL
CUTTING IT HE CAN TAKE THIS TIG WELDER HERE AND HE CAN WELD IT ALL BACK TOGETHER.
>>
WELDER HERE AND HE CAN WELD IT ALL BACK TOGETHER. >> YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS KIND?
>>
ALL BACK TOGETHER. >> YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS KIND? >> EASTWOOD?
THEY
>> YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS KIND? >> EASTWOOD? THEY PRODUCE WHAT I WOULD CALL
HOME
>> EASTWOOD? THEY PRODUCE WHAT I WOULD CALL HOME MODEL MACHINES FOR GUYS
THAT
THEY PRODUCE WHAT I WOULD CALL HOME MODEL MACHINES FOR GUYS THAT ARE BUILDING HOT RODS AND,
YOU
HOME MODEL MACHINES FOR GUYS THAT ARE BUILDING HOT RODS AND, YOU KNOW, CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES.
>>
THAT ARE BUILDING HOT RODS AND, YOU KNOW, CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES. >> TOOLS FOR DUDES AND THEIR
EXPENSIVE
YOU KNOW, CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES. >> TOOLS FOR DUDES AND THEIR EXPENSIVE TOYS?
SOUNDS
>> TOOLS FOR DUDES AND THEIR EXPENSIVE TOYS? SOUNDS PROMISING.
THE
EXPENSIVE TOYS? SOUNDS PROMISING. THE PLASMA CUTTER, THAT'S, LIKE,
THE
SOUNDS PROMISING. THE PLASMA CUTTER, THAT'S, LIKE, THE LATEST, GREATEST, RIGHT?
>>
THE PLASMA CUTTER, THAT'S, LIKE, THE LATEST, GREATEST, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW THOSE ENTRY WAYS
EVERYBODY'S
THE LATEST, GREATEST, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW THOSE ENTRY WAYS EVERYBODY'S BUILDING WITH THE
NAMES
>> YOU KNOW THOSE ENTRY WAYS EVERYBODY'S BUILDING WITH THE NAMES ON 'EM AND EVERYTHING?
>>
EVERYBODY'S BUILDING WITH THE NAMES ON 'EM AND EVERYTHING? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>>
NAMES ON 'EM AND EVERYTHING? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> THIS BABY HERE, THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> THIS BABY HERE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CUT IT OUT WITH.
>>
>> THIS BABY HERE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CUT IT OUT WITH. >> OH, I CAN MAKE MY NAME.
"BUBBA'S
YOU'RE GONNA CUT IT OUT WITH. >> OH, I CAN MAKE MY NAME. "BUBBA'S MAN CAVE."
>>
>> OH, I CAN MAKE MY NAME. "BUBBA'S MAN CAVE." >> I'VE NEVER SEEN BUBBA WITH
A
"BUBBA'S MAN CAVE." >> I'VE NEVER SEEN BUBBA WITH A TOOL IN HIS HANDS.
A
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN BUBBA WITH A TOOL IN HIS HANDS. A GAMEBOY MAYBE.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK BOTH
THESE
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK BOTH THESE TOGETHER ARE WORTH?
>>
THESE TOGETHER ARE WORTH? >> YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW THEY'RE
SELLING
>> YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW THEY'RE SELLING FOR ABOUT, UH...
1,200
SELLING FOR ABOUT, UH... 1,200 BUCKS BRAND-NEW.
>>
1,200 BUCKS BRAND-NEW. >> SOUNDS GOOD.
>>
>> SOUNDS GOOD. >> IF THEY WORK.
>>
>> IF THEY WORK. >> IF THEY WORK?
DON'T
>> IF THEY WORK? DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>>
DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. >> I GOT FAITH IN 'EM.
THEY'RE--
>>
THEY'RE-- >> CAN WE FIRE 'EM UP?
>>
>> CAN WE FIRE 'EM UP? >> LET'S GIVE HER A TRY, HUH?
JUST
>> LET'S GIVE HER A TRY, HUH? JUST SEE IF IT'LL ARC ON.
NOTHING?
>>
NOTHING? >> THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
>>
>> THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. >> [groans]
>>
>> [groans] >> WE'VE STILL GOT A POSSIBILITY
OF
>> WE'VE STILL GOT A POSSIBILITY OF SALVAGING HALF THE DEAL.
SO
OF SALVAGING HALF THE DEAL. SO LET'S GO OVER HERE AND WORK
ON
SO LET'S GO OVER HERE AND WORK ON THE PLASMA.
SEE
ON THE PLASMA. SEE IF WE CAN GET IT RUNNING.
GOT
SEE IF WE CAN GET IT RUNNING. GOT THE AIR SET ABOUT WHERE WE
WANT
GOT THE AIR SET ABOUT WHERE WE WANT IT.
>>
WANT IT. >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> COME ON, SPARKY.
GIVE
>> COME ON, SPARKY. GIVE US A LITTLE FIRE.
COME
GIVE US A LITTLE FIRE. COME ON.
>>
COME ON. >> DUN-DUH-DUH-DUH.
OH,
>> DUN-DUH-DUH-DUH. OH, LOOKIE THERE!
WE
OH, LOOKIE THERE! WE GOT POWER.
>>
WE GOT POWER. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> READY TO TRY?
AND
AND ALL
AND ALL YOU DO IS SQUEEZE THIS
TRIGGER.
ALL
AND ALL YOU DO IS SQUEEZE THIS TRIGGER. ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT?
LET
TRIGGER. ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT? LET OFF.
>>
ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT? LET OFF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE
A
LET OFF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE A BELT
THAT
THAT LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT?
[laughs]
>>
THAT LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT? [laughs] >> THAT IS THE SORRIEST PIECE
OF...WORK
[laughs] >> THAT IS THE SORRIEST PIECE OF...WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN.
[chuckles]
>>
OF...WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN. [chuckles] >> AT LEAST WE SALVAGED THIS
ONE.
>>
>> AT LEAST WE SALVAGED THIS ONE. >> 600 BUCKS IS BETTER THAN
NOTHING,
ONE. >> 600 BUCKS IS BETTER THAN NOTHING, SO...
I
>> 600 BUCKS IS BETTER THAN NOTHING, SO... I MEAN, THAT'LL WORK FOR IT.
LET'S
NOTHING, SO... I MEAN, THAT'LL WORK FOR IT. LET'S LOAD HER UP.
>>
I MEAN, THAT'LL WORK FOR IT. LET'S LOAD HER UP. >> LET'S CUT OUT OF HERE.
>>
LET'S LOAD HER UP. >> LET'S CUT OUT OF HERE. >> LET'S CUT AND RUN.
>>
>> LET'S CUT OUT OF HERE. >> LET'S CUT AND RUN. >> male announcer: THE WINNERS
IN
>> LET'S CUT AND RUN. >> male announcer: THE WINNERS IN FORT WORTH WERE RICKY AND
BUBBA,
>> male announcer: THE WINNERS IN FORT WORTH WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE PLASMA CUTTER
SPARKED
IN FORT WORTH WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE PLASMA CUTTER SPARKED THEM TO A $1,350 PROFIT.
JENNY
BUBBA, WHOSE PLASMA CUTTER SPARKED THEM TO A $1,350 PROFIT. JENNY GRUMBLES FOCUSED IN ON
A
SPARKED THEM TO A $1,350 PROFIT. JENNY GRUMBLES FOCUSED IN ON A $970 PROFIT FROM HER ANTIQUE
MICROSCOPE.
MARY
A $970 PROFIT FROM HER ANTIQUE MICROSCOPE. MARY AND MOE'S HOOPTY SALE WAS A
LEMON,
MICROSCOPE. MARY AND MOE'S HOOPTY SALE WAS A LEMON, BUT STILL MADE 115 BUCKS
FROM
MARY AND MOE'S HOOPTY SALE WAS A LEMON, BUT STILL MADE 115 BUCKS FROM THEIR LOCKER.
WHILE
LEMON, BUT STILL MADE 115 BUCKS FROM THEIR LOCKER. WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FOUND
THAT
FROM THEIR LOCKER. WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FOUND THAT TWO HEADS ARE WORSE
THAN
WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FOUND THAT TWO HEADS ARE WORSE THAN ONE, AND IT LEFT HIM
WITH
THAT TWO HEADS ARE WORSE THAN ONE, AND IT LEFT HIM WITH A ZERO.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, THIS GUY WAS SELLING
A
>> WELL, THIS GUY WAS SELLING A HORSE AND THIS GENTLEMEN CAME
OVER
A HORSE AND THIS GENTLEMEN CAME OVER TO HIM AND HE SAID
"WELL,
OVER TO HIM AND HE SAID "WELL, REALLY LIKE YOUR HORSE.
YOU
"WELL, REALLY LIKE YOUR HORSE. YOU KNOW, HE LOOKS PRETTY NICE."
HE
YOU KNOW, HE LOOKS PRETTY NICE." HE GOES, "YEAH, BUT HE DON'T
LOOK
HE GOES, "YEAH, BUT HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD."
AND
LOOK TOO GOOD." AND HE SAID, "YEAH, HE DOES.
HE'S
AND HE SAID, "YEAH, HE DOES. HE'S OKAY."
"OKAY,
HE'S OKAY." "OKAY, BUT HE DON'T LOOK TOO
GOOD."
SO
GOOD." SO THE GUY BUYS THE HORSE AND
LEAVES.
AND
LEAVES. AND A FEW DAYS LATER, HE SEES
THE
AND A FEW DAYS LATER, HE SEES THE GUY AGAIN.
HE
THE GUY AGAIN. HE SAID, "HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
HORSE
HE SAID, "HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT HORSE WAS BLIND?"
HE
HORSE WAS BLIND?" HE GOES, "YEAH, I TOLD YOU.
"HE
HE GOES, "YEAH, I TOLD YOU. "HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
"HE
"HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD. "HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD?
HE
"HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD? HE DON'T LOOK AT ALL."
"OKAY,
"OKAY, BUT HE HEAR DAMN