>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> LOOK AT THE CROWD.
THE
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> LOOK AT THE CROWD. THE WHOLE TOWN'S HERE.
>>
>> LOOK AT THE CROWD. THE WHOLE TOWN'S HERE. >> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE
HAIR
THE WHOLE TOWN'S HERE. >> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE HAIR OVER THERE.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE HAIR OVER THERE. >> WE GOT COUNTRY, THEN THERE'S
TRASH-DISCO.
IT'S
>> WE GOT COUNTRY, THEN THERE'S TRASH-DISCO. IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH.
>>
TRASH-DISCO. IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH. >> MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW
SUGGESTED
IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH. >> MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS
SPECIAL
>> MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS SPECIAL LADY.
>>
SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS SPECIAL LADY. >> JENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU
SPECIAL LADY. >> JENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT.
>>
>> JENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT. >> I TOTALLY MESSED UP.
>>
YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT. >> I TOTALLY MESSED UP. >> DOES MICHELA KNOW ABOUT
THESE?
MOE'S
>> DOES MICHELA KNOW ABOUT THESE? MOE'S WIFE DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE
JUNK
THESE? MOE'S WIFE DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE JUNK AT THE HOUSE.
LET'S
MOE'S WIFE DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE JUNK AT THE HOUSE. LET'S JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF
HERE
JUNK AT THE HOUSE. LET'S JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE COMES OUT HERE.
>>
LET'S JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE COMES OUT HERE. >> [speaking Spanish]
>>
HERE BEFORE SHE COMES OUT HERE. >> [speaking Spanish] >> UH-OH.
>>
>> [speaking Spanish] >> UH-OH. >> UH-OH.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN HALLSVILLE,
TEXAS.
HALLSVILLE
TEXAS. HALLSVILLE USED TO BE A "ONE
TRAFFIC
HALLSVILLE USED TO BE A "ONE TRAFFIC LIGHT" KIND OF TOWN.
BUT
BUT OVER
BUT OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS,
THERE'S
BUT OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, THERE'S BEEN SOMEWHAT OF A
GROWTH
BUT OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, THERE'S BEEN SOMEWHAT OF A GROWTH EXPLOSION.
AND
THERE'S BEEN SOMEWHAT OF A GROWTH EXPLOSION. AND NOW THERE'S FIVE TRAFFIC
LIGHTS.
[laughs]
AND
LIGHTS. [laughs] AND THEY CHANGE TWICE A WEEK.
>>
[laughs] AND THEY CHANGE TWICE A WEEK. >> ALL RIGHT, BUBBA.
WE'RE
AND THEY CHANGE TWICE A WEEK. >> ALL RIGHT, BUBBA. WE'RE GONNA TRY TO KNOCK 'EM
DEAD
>> ALL RIGHT, BUBBA. WE'RE GONNA TRY TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD TODAY.
>>
WE'RE GONNA TRY TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD TODAY. >> RIGHT ABOUT NOW, I'M EAGER TO
JUMP
DEAD TODAY. >> RIGHT ABOUT NOW, I'M EAGER TO JUMP ONTO ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
>>
>> WE
>> WE JUST HAD A HUGE SALE AT
THE
>> WE JUST HAD A HUGE SALE AT THE WAREHOUSE.
AND
AND WE
AND WE NEED EVERYTHING.
WE
AND WE NEED EVERYTHING. WE DON'T NEED JUST A LITTLE BIT.
WE
AND WE NEED EVERYTHING. WE DON'T NEED JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE NEED A LOT OF BIT.
>>
WE DON'T NEED JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE NEED A LOT OF BIT. >> LET'S GO GET RICH.
>>
WE NEED A LOT OF BIT. >> LET'S GO GET RICH. >> LET'S GET RICH.
>>
>> LET'S GO GET RICH. >> LET'S GET RICH. >> LOOK AT THE CROWD HERE, DUDE.
>>
>> LET'S GET RICH. >> LOOK AT THE CROWD HERE, DUDE. >> I KNOW.
>>
>> LOOK AT THE CROWD HERE, DUDE. >> I KNOW. >> THE WHOLE TOWN IS HERE.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> THE WHOLE TOWN IS HERE. >> HELLO.
WHAT'S
>> THE WHOLE TOWN IS HERE. >> HELLO. WHAT'S UP? HEY.
>>
>> HELLO. WHAT'S UP? HEY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE
SO
WHAT'S UP? HEY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE SO FAR?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE SO FAR? >> GOING TO AN AUCTION.
>>
SO FAR? >> GOING TO AN AUCTION. >> WELL, I--DUH.
>>
>> GOING TO AN AUCTION. >> WELL, I--DUH. >> YOU ALWAYS GO TO AUCTIONS TWO
HOURS
>> WELL, I--DUH. >> YOU ALWAYS GO TO AUCTIONS TWO HOURS AWAY FROM YOU?
>>
>> YOU ALWAYS GO TO AUCTIONS TWO HOURS AWAY FROM YOU? >> WAIT, UH, AREN'T YOU, LIKE,
FIVE
HOURS AWAY FROM YOU? >> WAIT, UH, AREN'T YOU, LIKE, FIVE HOURS FROM HOME?
WHY
>> WAIT, UH, AREN'T YOU, LIKE, FIVE HOURS FROM HOME? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TRASH TO ME?
[laughter]
>>
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TRASH TO ME? [laughter] >> WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE'S
SHOWING
[laughter] >> WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE'S SHOWING UP.
>>
>> WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE'S SHOWING UP. >> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE
HAIR
SHOWING UP. >> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE HAIR OVER THERE.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PURPLE HAIR OVER THERE. >> AND LOOK AT THE PANTS BEHIND
PURPLE
HAIR OVER THERE. >> AND LOOK AT THE PANTS BEHIND PURPLE HAIR.
HONEY,
>> AND LOOK AT THE PANTS BEHIND PURPLE HAIR. HONEY, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE
WEARING
PURPLE HAIR. HONEY, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE WEARING THEM PANTS.
WHAT
HONEY, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE WEARING THEM PANTS. WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON
WITH
WEARING THEM PANTS. WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THIS TOWN?
WE
WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THIS TOWN? WE GOT COUNTRY, THEN THERE'S
TRASH-DISCO.
THIS
WE GOT COUNTRY, THEN THERE'S TRASH-DISCO. THIS TOWN'S CONFUSING TO ME.
IT'S
TRASH-DISCO. THIS TOWN'S CONFUSING TO ME. IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH, THAT'S
FOR
THIS TOWN'S CONFUSING TO ME. IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.
MOE'S
IT'S AN ECLECTIC BUNCH, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE. MOE'S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN.
>>
FOR DAMN SURE. MOE'S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. >> EVERYONE LOOKS KIND OF TRENDY
HERE,
MOE'S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. >> EVERYONE LOOKS KIND OF TRENDY HERE, WHICH MEANS THERE MAY BE
SOME
>> EVERYONE LOOKS KIND OF TRENDY HERE, WHICH MEANS THERE MAY BE SOME HIP STUFF IN THESE UNITS.
>>
HERE, WHICH MEANS THERE MAY BE SOME HIP STUFF IN THESE UNITS. >> WE GOT A GOOD--YEAH.
>>
SOME HIP STUFF IN THESE UNITS. >> WE GOT A GOOD--YEAH. >> I'M TRYING TO KEEP MOE
FOCUSED
>> WE GOT A GOOD--YEAH. >> I'M TRYING TO KEEP MOE FOCUSED ON BUYING QUALITY
THINGS,
>> I'M TRYING TO KEEP MOE FOCUSED ON BUYING QUALITY THINGS, BECAUSE KIND OF BEEN ON
A
FOCUSED ON BUYING QUALITY THINGS, BECAUSE KIND OF BEEN ON A TCHOTCHKE BINGE.
QUITE
QUITE FRANKLY, HE'S GOT A
PROBLEM.
>>
>> SO
>> SO I
>> SO I RECENTLY CHANGED UP MY
BUSINESS
>> SO I RECENTLY CHANGED UP MY BUSINESS MODEL.
ANTIQUES
>> SO I RECENTLY CHANGED UP MY BUSINESS MODEL. ANTIQUES JUST AREN'T SELLING.
SO
BUSINESS MODEL. ANTIQUES JUST AREN'T SELLING. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING
ANTIQUES JUST AREN'T SELLING. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING FRESH,
SOMETHING
SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING FRESH, SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING WITH
SOME
SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING FRESH, SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING WITH SOME NICE LINES.
AHH,
SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING WITH SOME NICE LINES. AHH, I SEE SOMETHING WITH NICE
LINES
SOME NICE LINES. AHH, I SEE SOMETHING WITH NICE LINES RIGHT THERE.
[purrs]
IS
LINES RIGHT THERE. [purrs] IS THIS NORMAL DRESS FOR AN
AUCTION?
>>
>> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> AH.
WHY,
>> AH. WHY, HELLO, MISS LONGVIEW.
SO
WHY, HELLO, MISS LONGVIEW. SO YOU GOT TO HELP ME PICK OUT
SOME
SO YOU GOT TO HELP ME PICK OUT SOME LOCKERS.
YOU
SOME LOCKERS. YOU GOOD LUCK?
>>
YOU GOOD LUCK? >> OH, COME ON, VICTOR.
WHO
>> OH, COME ON, VICTOR. WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?
>>
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GOOD LUCK, AND I LIKE
GETTING
YOU'RE GOOD LUCK, AND I LIKE GETTING LUCKY WITH WOMEN.
>>
GETTING LUCKY WITH WOMEN. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> [laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> SO, YOU GREW UP ON A FARM?
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> SO, YOU GREW UP ON A FARM? >> YEP.
>>
>> SO, YOU GREW UP ON A FARM? >> YEP. >> YOU STILL ON A FARM?
>>
>> YEP. >> YOU STILL ON A FARM? >> YEP.
>>
>> YOU STILL ON A FARM? >> YEP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
FARM
>> YEP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT FARM GIRLS.
>>
>> I
>> I LOVE
>> I LOVE THAT MIRRORED SHELF.
IT'S
>> I LOVE THAT MIRRORED SHELF. IT'S DEFINITELY VINTAGE.
BASED
>> I LOVE THAT MIRRORED SHELF. IT'S DEFINITELY VINTAGE. BASED ON THAT MIRROR, I'M
THINKING
IT'S DEFINITELY VINTAGE. BASED ON THAT MIRROR, I'M THINKING THOSE BOXES MIGHT HAVE
SOME
BASED ON THAT MIRROR, I'M THINKING THOSE BOXES MIGHT HAVE SOME OTHER COOL VINTAGE STUFF
HIDING
THINKING THOSE BOXES MIGHT HAVE SOME OTHER COOL VINTAGE STUFF HIDING IN THEM.
>>
SOME OTHER COOL VINTAGE STUFF HIDING IN THEM. >> OOH, WELL, WELL, WELL.
I
HIDING IN THEM. >> OOH, WELL, WELL, WELL. I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE THOSE
LITTLE
>> OOH, WELL, WELL, WELL. I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE THOSE LITTLE FILE CABINET BOXES OVER
THERE.
IT'S
LITTLE FILE CABINET BOXES OVER THERE. IT'S A GOOD LITTLE MYSTERY UNIT.
>>
THERE. IT'S A GOOD LITTLE MYSTERY UNIT. >> SOME KIND OF--IT'S PROBABLY
OFFICE
IT'S A GOOD LITTLE MYSTERY UNIT. >> SOME KIND OF--IT'S PROBABLY OFFICE STUFF BACK HERE.
>>
>> SOME KIND OF--IT'S PROBABLY OFFICE STUFF BACK HERE. >> NOT FOR US.
>>
OFFICE STUFF BACK HERE. >> NOT FOR US. >> WICKER, LOTS OF WICKER.
NEVER
>> NOT FOR US. >> WICKER, LOTS OF WICKER. NEVER GOOD.
IT
>> WICKER, LOTS OF WICKER. NEVER GOOD. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE HOUSEHOLD...
STUFF.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $50.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $50. >> 50.
>>
>> 50. >> 50 THERE. NOW 100?
WANNA
>> 50 THERE. NOW 100? WANNA BID 100?
>>
WANNA BID 100? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 150? WOULD YOU BID 150?
>>
>> 150? WOULD YOU BID 150? >> YEAH?
>>
>> YEAH? >> 200? 200?
>>
>> 200? 200? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200 THERE.
NOW
>> 200 THERE. NOW 250? 250.
NOW
NOW 250? 250. NOW 300?
>>
NOW 300? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 350?
>>
>> NOW 350? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 350.
NOW
>> I HAVE 350. NOW 400 GOING ONCE.
400
NOW 400 GOING ONCE. 400 GOING TWICE.
I
400 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$350.
>>
$350. >> BUYING A LOCKER WITH MYSTERY
BOXES
>> BUYING A LOCKER WITH MYSTERY BOXES IN IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE
BIT
BOXES IN IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF A GAMBLE.
BUT
BUT AT
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> WELL, TODAY, WITH THIS BIG,
HUGE
EMPTY-HANDED. >> WELL, TODAY, WITH THIS BIG, HUGE CROWD HERE, THAT'S WHAT THE
LOCKERS
>> WELL, TODAY, WITH THIS BIG, HUGE CROWD HERE, THAT'S WHAT THE LOCKERS ARE GONNA BE LIKE, YOU
KNOW.
>>
LOCKERS ARE GONNA BE LIKE, YOU KNOW. >> LIKE THAT?
>>
KNOW. >> LIKE THAT? >> A $10 LOCKER BRINGS $100.
SO
>> LIKE THAT? >> A $10 LOCKER BRINGS $100. SO WE MIGHT BE WALKING OUT OF
HERE
>> A $10 LOCKER BRINGS $100. SO WE MIGHT BE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH NOTHING BUT MONEY IN
MY
SO WE MIGHT BE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH NOTHING BUT MONEY IN MY POCKET TO HAVE A GREAT
DINNER.
SPEAKING
MY POCKET TO HAVE A GREAT DINNER. SPEAKING ABOUT A GREAT DINNER...
YOU
DINNER. SPEAKING ABOUT A GREAT DINNER... YOU GOT PLANS?
I
SPEAKING ABOUT A GREAT DINNER... YOU GOT PLANS? I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> THOSE
>> THOSE ARE HORN CASES.
>>
>> THOSE ARE HORN CASES. >> GOT A GUITAR CASE OVER THERE.
>>
>> THOSE ARE HORN CASES. >> GOT A GUITAR CASE OVER THERE. >> IT'S AN OLD GUITAR.
THIS
>> GOT A GUITAR CASE OVER THERE. >> IT'S AN OLD GUITAR. THIS UNIT IS CHOCK FULL OF
INSTRUMENTS.
AND,
THIS UNIT IS CHOCK FULL OF INSTRUMENTS. AND, BROTHER, THEY'RE NOT CHEAP.
WE'RE
INSTRUMENTS. AND, BROTHER, THEY'RE NOT CHEAP. WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS.
>>
AND, BROTHER, THEY'RE NOT CHEAP. WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>>
WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT.
DOUBLE
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT. DOUBLE WHEELCHAIR.
>>
>> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT. DOUBLE WHEELCHAIR. >> LOOKS LIKE A BARBECUE GRILL.
>>
>> WE
>> WE SET
>> WE SET OUT TO BUY UPSCALE
STUFF.
SOMETIMES
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR PLAN TO MAKE A PROFIT.
>>
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR PLAN TO MAKE A PROFIT. >> GUITAR CASE AND SOME OTHER
OLD-LOOKING
YOUR PLAN TO MAKE A PROFIT. >> GUITAR CASE AND SOME OTHER OLD-LOOKING INSTRUMENT CASES.
IT'S
>> GUITAR CASE AND SOME OTHER OLD-LOOKING INSTRUMENT CASES. IT'S NOT THE KIND OF STUFF I
SELL
OLD-LOOKING INSTRUMENT CASES. IT'S NOT THE KIND OF STUFF I SELL IN MY SHOP.
BUT
IT'S NOT THE KIND OF STUFF I SELL IN MY SHOP. BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY MONEY TO
BE
SELL IN MY SHOP. BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY MONEY TO BE MADE HERE.
>>
BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY MONEY TO BE MADE HERE. >> WELL, ONE THING ABOUT THIS
LOCKER
BE MADE HERE. >> WELL, ONE THING ABOUT THIS LOCKER IS THAT RIGHT OFF THE
BAT,
>> WELL, ONE THING ABOUT THIS LOCKER IS THAT RIGHT OFF THE BAT, I SPOT ALL THE MUSIC CASES
IN
LOCKER IS THAT RIGHT OFF THE BAT, I SPOT ALL THE MUSIC CASES IN HERE WITH MUSICAL
INSTRUMENTS
BAT, I SPOT ALL THE MUSIC CASES IN HERE WITH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS IN THERE.
IT'S
IN HERE WITH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS IN THERE. IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I'M LOOKING
FOR
INSTRUMENTS IN THERE. IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY.
I'M
IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY. I'M LOOKING FOR NEW ITEMS, BUT,
UH,
FOR TODAY. I'M LOOKING FOR NEW ITEMS, BUT, UH, THIS KIND OF STUFF DOES
SELL,
I'M LOOKING FOR NEW ITEMS, BUT, UH, THIS KIND OF STUFF DOES SELL, SO I'M IN.
WHAT
UH, THIS KIND OF STUFF DOES SELL, SO I'M IN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
SELL, SO I'M IN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> WHAT?
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> WHAT? >> IS THE GUITAR IN THE CASE OR
NOT?
>>
>> IS THE GUITAR IN THE CASE OR NOT? >> YOU TALKING TO THIS YOUNG
LADY?
>>
>> YOU TALKING TO THIS YOUNG LADY? >> YOU KNOW THERE'S LAWS AGAINST
HOLDING
LADY? >> YOU KNOW THERE'S LAWS AGAINST HOLDING YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT.
>>
>> YOU KNOW THERE'S LAWS AGAINST HOLDING YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT. >> OH!
>>
>> MONEY,
>> MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
WHAT
>> MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE?
NOW
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW $50, WHERE?
I
NOW $50, WHERE? I GOT 50. NOW 100. NOW 150?
>>
I GOT 50. NOW 100. NOW 150? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 150 IN THE BACK. NOW 200.
NOW
>> 150 IN THE BACK. NOW 200. NOW 250?
>>
NOW 250? >> HERE!
>>
>> HERE! >> AND WAY BACK THERE, 250.
>>
>> AND WAY BACK THERE, 250. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> AND 300. I GOT YOU AT 300.
NOW
>> AND 300. I GOT YOU AT 300. NOW 350? WANNA BID 350?
I
NOW 350? WANNA BID 350? I GOT 400 HERE.
NOW
I GOT 400 HERE. NOW 450. NOW 500?
>>
NOW 450. NOW 500? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 550?
>>
>> 550? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 600 TO YOU.
>>
>> NOW 600 TO YOU. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 650?
>>
>> NOW 650? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 700. NOW 750.
NOW
>> 700. NOW 750. NOW 800?
>>
NOW 800? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WE HAVE 800 THERE.
850?
>> WE HAVE 800 THERE. 850? I GOT 850.
NOW
850? I GOT 850. NOW 900?
>>
NOW 900? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 900. NOW 950?
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> I CAN'T GO A THOUSAND ON IT.
>>
>> I CAN'T GO A THOUSAND ON IT. >> 950 GOING ONCE.
950
>> 950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
950 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900. >> WE KNOW WE GOT A FOR-SURE
SALE
>> WE KNOW WE GOT A FOR-SURE SALE WITH THOSE MUSICAL
INSTRUMENTS.
BUT
INSTRUMENTS. BUT I'M PSYCHED TO SEE WHAT ELSE
IS
BUT I'M PSYCHED TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE.
I'M
IS IN THERE. I'M NOT THRILLED THAT WE PAID
900.
>>
900. >> NO, BUT THERE'S SOME UNIQUE
THINGS
>> NO, BUT THERE'S SOME UNIQUE THINGS IN HERE.
>>
THINGS IN HERE. >> BOOM, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
>>
>> BOOM, RIGHT OFF THE BAT. >> WHAT IS THAT?
>>
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> THERE'S A PSP.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S A PSP. THERE'S ALL THE GAMES.
THERE'S
THERE'S ALL THE GAMES. THERE'S PROBABLY $250 RIGHT
HERE
THERE'S PROBABLY $250 RIGHT HERE IN GAMES AND THE
CONTROLLER.
OH,
CONTROLLER. OH, YEAH! MORE GAMES.
17,
OH, YEAH! MORE GAMES. 17, 18, 19.
AT
17, 18, 19. AT 15, 20 BUCKS APIECE.
WHAT'S
AT 15, 20 BUCKS APIECE. WHAT'S THAT?
>>
WHAT'S THAT? >> 380.
WHAT
>> 380. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> FENG SHUI CANDLES.
>>
>> FENG SHUI CANDLES. >> FENG SHUI?
>>
>> FENG SHUI? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT DOES THAT DO?
>>
>> WHAT DOES THAT DO? >> JUST LINES YOU UP.
>>
>> LINES
>> LINES YOU UP?
>>
>> LINES YOU UP? >> YEAH.
GET
>> LINES YOU UP? >> YEAH. GET YOUR CHI GOING THE RIGHT
WAY.
>>
>> WHOA-HO!
>>
>> WHOA-HO! >> WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD BOOK!
>> THE
>> THE GOOD SEX BIBLE.
>>
>> THE GOOD SEX BIBLE. >> AND GET--
>>
>> THE GOOD SEX BIBLE. >> AND GET-- >> CHAKA KHAN!
WHAT
>> AND GET-- >> CHAKA KHAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?
HOLY--
>>
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING? HOLY-- >> BENT OVER LIKE A GRAPHITE
FISHING
HOLY-- >> BENT OVER LIKE A GRAPHITE FISHING ROD.
OH,
>> BENT OVER LIKE A GRAPHITE FISHING ROD. OH, MY LORD.
I
FISHING ROD. OH, MY LORD. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO YOUR
BODY
OH, MY LORD. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO YOUR BODY LIKE THAT.
OKAY,
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO YOUR BODY LIKE THAT. OKAY, LET'S DON'T SELL THAT
BOOK.
>>
OKAY, LET'S DON'T SELL THAT BOOK. >> I THINK RICKY NEEDS TO TAKE A
COLD
BOOK. >> I THINK RICKY NEEDS TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER.
>>
>> I THINK RICKY NEEDS TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER. >> HAND ME THAT GUITAR CASE.
>>
COLD SHOWER. >> HAND ME THAT GUITAR CASE. >> [grunting] OH, IT'S HEAVY.
HERE,
>> HAND ME THAT GUITAR CASE. >> [grunting] OH, IT'S HEAVY. HERE, LET ME HOLD IT.
>>
>> [grunting] OH, IT'S HEAVY. HERE, LET ME HOLD IT. >> THAT IS AN OLD GUITAR.
>>
HERE, LET ME HOLD IT. >> THAT IS AN OLD GUITAR. >> THAT IS PRETTY OLD, ISN'T IT?
I
>> THAT IS AN OLD GUITAR. >> THAT IS PRETTY OLD, ISN'T IT? I DIG IT.
>>
>> THAT IS PRETTY OLD, ISN'T IT? I DIG IT. >> I DO TOO.
>>
I DIG IT. >> I DO TOO. >> I LIKE HOW IT'S...
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, IT'S INLAID.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S INLAID. >> WOOD ON WOOD, YOU KNOW.
'CAUSE
>> WOOD ON WOOD, YOU KNOW. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SAY IT'S WORTH
150
'CAUSE I'M GONNA SAY IT'S WORTH 150 BUCKS.
ALL
150 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT.
COME
ALL RIGHT. COME ON, OLD MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
>>
COME ON, OLD MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. >> NICE.
>>
>> NICE. >> CLARINET?
>>
>> CLARINET? >> 150, MINIMUM.
THIS
>> 150, MINIMUM. THIS RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE A
TRUMPET.
>>
TRUMPET. >> YOU THINK?
IT'S
>> YOU THINK? IT'S A TRUMPET ALL RIGHT.
>>
IT'S A TRUMPET ALL RIGHT. >> DO I KNOW MY MUSICAL BOXES OR
WHAT?
>>
WHAT? >> OKAY, YOU DO.
>>
>> OKAY, YOU DO. >> I USED TO PLAY ONE OF THESE.
>>
>> I USED TO PLAY ONE OF THESE. >> A TRUMPET?
>>
>> A TRUMPET? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> PLAY DANNY BOY.
I'M
>> PLAY DANNY BOY. I'M GONNA SING IT.
[trumpet
I'M GONNA SING IT. [trumpet rasps]
>>
[trumpet rasps] >> ♪ OH, DANNY BOY! ♪
SOMEBODY'S
>> ♪ OH, DANNY BOY! ♪ SOMEBODY'S OFF-KEY.
>>
SOMEBODY'S OFF-KEY. >> [laughs] GET OUT OF DODGE!
>>
>> [laughs] GET OUT OF DODGE! >> OH, ALL RIGHT.
ANYWAY,
>> OH, ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, WHAT'S IT WORTH?
>>
ANYWAY, WHAT'S IT WORTH? >> 200.
THIS
>> 200. THIS IS A NICE GRILL, BUBBA.
IT'LL
THIS IS A NICE GRILL, BUBBA. IT'LL BRING 300.
>>
IT'LL BRING 300. >> AND ANOTHER GUITAR.
THIS
>> AND ANOTHER GUITAR. THIS GUY HAVE MORE MUSICAL
INSTRUMENTS?
>>
INSTRUMENTS? >> THIS AIN'T NO GUITAR, BUBBA.
THIS
>> THIS AIN'T NO GUITAR, BUBBA. THIS IS A CELLO.
>>
THIS IS A CELLO. >> THAT'S NOT A CELLO.
>>
>> THAT'S NOT A CELLO. >> IT IS A CELLO.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IN THE HELL'S THAT?
>>
>> WHAT IN THE HELL'S THAT? >> THAT IS A CELLO.
>>
>> WHAT IN THE HELL'S THAT? >> THAT IS A CELLO. >> WELL, WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?
>>
>> THAT IS A CELLO. >> WELL, WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC CELLO.
>>
>> WELL, WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC CELLO. >> WHAT'S THIS WORTH?
>>
>> IT'S AN ELECTRIC CELLO. >> WHAT'S THIS WORTH? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
WE'RE
>> WHAT'S THIS WORTH? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT
CHECKED
>> I HAVE NO IDEA. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
I
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. I MAY HAVE BLOWN A HORN OR TWO
IN
CHECKED OUT. I MAY HAVE BLOWN A HORN OR TWO IN MY DAY, BUT I'VE NEVER
FINGERED
I MAY HAVE BLOWN A HORN OR TWO IN MY DAY, BUT I'VE NEVER FINGERED A CELLO.
WHAT?
>>
FINGERED A CELLO. WHAT? >> IT'S NOT GONNA FILL UP THE
WAREHOUSE,
WHAT? >> IT'S NOT GONNA FILL UP THE WAREHOUSE, BUT IT'S A START.
>>
>> IT'S NOT GONNA FILL UP THE WAREHOUSE, BUT IT'S A START. >> YEAH.
>>
WAREHOUSE, BUT IT'S A START. >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
[cheering]
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. [cheering] >> NASCAR.
>>
[cheering] >> NASCAR. >> I LOVE IT.
>>
>> NASCAR. >> I LOVE IT. >> SOMEBODY DEFINITELY COLLECTED
STUFF.
THERE'S
>> SOMEBODY DEFINITELY COLLECTED STUFF. THERE'S A TON OF RACING GEAR IN
THIS
STUFF. THERE'S A TON OF RACING GEAR IN THIS LOCKER.
THIS
THERE'S A TON OF RACING GEAR IN THIS LOCKER. THIS PERSON WAS OBVIOUSLY A
COLLECTOR.
WE'LL
THIS PERSON WAS OBVIOUSLY A COLLECTOR. WE'LL PLAY.
>>
COLLECTOR. WE'LL PLAY. >> YEAH.
>>
WE'LL PLAY. >> YEAH. >> THERE'S A NICE DRESSER RIGHT
HERE
>> YEAH. >> THERE'S A NICE DRESSER RIGHT HERE AND A WOOD TABLE, FOUR
CHAIRS.
ALL
HERE AND A WOOD TABLE, FOUR CHAIRS. ALL LOOKS IN PRETTY GOOD
CONDITION.
THE
ALL LOOKS IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION. THE FURNITURE'S GOOD, BUT I
CAN'T
CONDITION. THE FURNITURE'S GOOD, BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE CAR
STUFF.
>>
CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE CAR STUFF. >> I REALLY LIKE THESE
REMOTE-CONTROL
STUFF. >> I REALLY LIKE THESE REMOTE-CONTROL CARS.
NONE
>> I REALLY LIKE THESE REMOTE-CONTROL CARS. NONE OF THIS STUFF IS NEW, BUT
IT'S
REMOTE-CONTROL CARS. NONE OF THIS STUFF IS NEW, BUT IT'S ALL SELLABLE.
I'M
NONE OF THIS STUFF IS NEW, BUT IT'S ALL SELLABLE. I'M IN.
>>
IT'S ALL SELLABLE. I'M IN. >> THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE
TCHOTCHKES
I'M IN. >> THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE TCHOTCHKES IN THERE, MOE.
>>
>> THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE TCHOTCHKES IN THERE, MOE. >> I THINK WE OUGHT TO TAKE A
POP
TCHOTCHKES IN THERE, MOE. >> I THINK WE OUGHT TO TAKE A POP AT IT.
>>
>> I THINK WE OUGHT TO TAKE A POP AT IT. >> I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT
IS
POP AT IT. >> I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT IS THIS GONNA ADD TO YOUR
HOARDING
>> I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT IS THIS GONNA ADD TO YOUR HOARDING PROBLEM?
>>
IS THIS GONNA ADD TO YOUR HOARDING PROBLEM? >> I'M NOT A HOARDER.
>>
HOARDING PROBLEM? >> I'M NOT A HOARDER. >> KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT,
MOE,
>> I'M NOT A HOARDER. >> KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, MOE, BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU
>> KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, MOE, BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT IT?
100
GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT IT? 100 THERE, NOW 200.
I
100 THERE, NOW 200. I GOT 200 THERE.
NOW
I GOT 200 THERE. NOW 300? WANNA GIVE 300?
>>
NOW 300? WANNA GIVE 300? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 400?
>>
>> NOW 400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400 THERE. NOW 500?
>>
>> 400 THERE. NOW 500? >> 450.
>>
>> 450. >> 450, I'LL DO THAT.
NOW
>> 450, I'LL DO THAT. NOW 500?
>>
NOW 500? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 550? 550.
NOW
>> NOW 550? 550. NOW 600?
>>
NOW 600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 650. NOW 700.
NOW
>> NOW 650. NOW 700. NOW 750? WHO'LL GIVE 750?
750
NOW 750? WHO'LL GIVE 750? 750 THERE. NOW 800?
GOING
750 THERE. NOW 800? GOING ONCE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
800
GENTLEMEN. 800 TWICE.
SOLD
800 TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$750,
SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $750, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
$750.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I KNOW MARY'S NOT THRILLED
WITH
>> I KNOW MARY'S NOT THRILLED WITH THIS LOCKER.
BUT
BUT LIKE
BUT LIKE MOST THINGS, BEAUTY IS
IN
BUT LIKE MOST THINGS, BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.
>>
BUT LIKE MOST THINGS, BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. >> I THINK WE OVERSPENT.
>>
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. >> I THINK WE OVERSPENT. >> WE'LL SEE.
>>
>> I THINK WE OVERSPENT. >> WE'LL SEE. >> WHO'S ON TEAM VIC?
>>
>> WE'LL SEE. >> WHO'S ON TEAM VIC? >> TEAM VIC.
>>
>> WHO'S ON TEAM VIC? >> TEAM VIC. >> TEAM VIC.
EVEN
>> TEAM VIC. >> TEAM VIC. EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T GET A
LOCKER,
>> TEAM VIC. EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, I WOULDN'T SAY I'M GOING
HOME
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, I WOULDN'T SAY I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
LOCKER, I WOULDN'T SAY I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> I TOOK A RISK, PAYING 350 FOR
A
HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> I TOOK A RISK, PAYING 350 FOR A LOCKER, SOLELY BASED ON A
MIRROR.
SO
A LOCKER, SOLELY BASED ON A MIRROR. SO I'M REALLY HOPING THAT ALL
THESE
MIRROR. SO I'M REALLY HOPING THAT ALL THESE BOXES ARE FILLED WITH
STUFF
SO I'M REALLY HOPING THAT ALL THESE BOXES ARE FILLED WITH STUFF THAT IS JUST AS ORNATE.
SO
THESE BOXES ARE FILLED WITH STUFF THAT IS JUST AS ORNATE. SO THIS IS A VINTAGE MIRRORED
SHELF.
I
SO THIS IS A VINTAGE MIRRORED SHELF. I LOVE THE SHADOWBOX STYLE FRAME
AROUND
SHELF. I LOVE THE SHADOWBOX STYLE FRAME AROUND IT.
BUT,
BUT, EVEN
BUT, EVEN AFTER I PAINT IT,
IT'S
BUT, EVEN AFTER I PAINT IT, IT'S ONLY GONNA BE $100.
THIS
IT'S ONLY GONNA BE $100. THIS IS A NICE LITTLE TIN
BASKET.
THIS
BASKET. THIS IS A GOOD $5 UPTOWN COUNTRY
ITEM.
TWO
ITEM. TWO LITTLE BASKETS IN HERE,
ANOTHER
TWO LITTLE BASKETS IN HERE, ANOTHER $5.
IF
ANOTHER $5. IF THESE ARE THE ONLY KIND OF
THINGS
IF THESE ARE THE ONLY KIND OF THINGS IN HERE, I TOTALLY MESSED
THIS
THIS PERSON WAS A CRAFTER.
LOT
THIS PERSON WAS A CRAFTER. LOT OF CRAFT SUPPLIES IN HERE.
ALL
THIS PERSON WAS A CRAFTER. LOT OF CRAFT SUPPLIES IN HERE. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S
LOT OF CRAFT SUPPLIES IN HERE. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THESE ORANGE
MYSTERY
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THESE ORANGE MYSTERY BOXES.
CRAFT
LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THESE ORANGE MYSTERY BOXES. CRAFT SUPPLIES.
PAPERWORK?
ZERO
CRAFT SUPPLIES. PAPERWORK? ZERO DOLLARS.
AHA.
WHAT?
OH,
AHA. WHAT? OH, THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A
TOOTH
WHAT? OH, THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A TOOTH IN HERE.
BUT
OH, THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A TOOTH IN HERE. BUT IT COULD BE A GOLD TOOTH.
UGH.
TOOTH IN HERE. BUT IT COULD BE A GOLD TOOTH. UGH. OR A YELLOW TOOTH.
THAT
BUT IT COULD BE A GOLD TOOTH. UGH. OR A YELLOW TOOTH. THAT IS DISGUSTING.
IF
UGH. OR A YELLOW TOOTH. THAT IS DISGUSTING. IF IT WAS A GOLD TOOTH, I COULD
SELL
THAT IS DISGUSTING. IF IT WAS A GOLD TOOTH, I COULD SELL IT FOR THE GOLD.
BUT
IF IT WAS A GOLD TOOTH, I COULD SELL IT FOR THE GOLD. BUT WITH ALL THIS TAR AND
PLAQUE,
SELL IT FOR THE GOLD. BUT WITH ALL THIS TAR AND PLAQUE, I COULDN'T EVEN SELL IT
TO
BUT WITH ALL THIS TAR AND PLAQUE, I COULDN'T EVEN SELL IT TO THE TOOTH FAIRY.
ALL
ALL RIGHT.
THESE
ALL RIGHT. THESE ARE SOME OF THE CUTE,
LITTLE
THESE ARE SOME OF THE CUTE, LITTLE VINTAGE THINGS I WAS
HOPING
LITTLE VINTAGE THINGS I WAS HOPING TO FIND.
I
HOPING TO FIND. I CAN SELL THIS FOR $20 IN MY
SHOP.
AND
SHOP. AND THIS IS A CUTE BASKET, FOR
ANOTHER
AND THIS IS A CUTE BASKET, FOR ANOTHER $5.
THESE
ANOTHER $5. THESE ARE CUTE CANDLEHOLDERS.
$30.
LOOK
$30. LOOK AT THIS.
THIS
LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A REALLY COOL BOX.
PLEASE
PLEASE DON'T HAVE ANY CRAFT
SUPPLIES
PLEASE DON'T HAVE ANY CRAFT SUPPLIES IN IT.
EDISON
PLEASE DON'T HAVE ANY CRAFT SUPPLIES IN IT. EDISON "MIME-O-GRAPH"?
"FOR
SUPPLIES IN IT. EDISON "MIME-O-GRAPH"? "FOR REDUPLICATING TYPEWRITING."
THIS
EDISON "MIME-O-GRAPH"? "FOR REDUPLICATING TYPEWRITING." THIS IS, LIKE, AN OLD-SCHOOL
PRINTING-TYPEWRITER-INK
"FOR REDUPLICATING TYPEWRITING." THIS IS, LIKE, AN OLD-SCHOOL PRINTING-TYPEWRITER-INK MACHINE
DEAL.
SO
PRINTING-TYPEWRITER-INK MACHINE DEAL. SO THIS IS, LIKE, AN INK ROLLER.
OH,
DEAL. SO THIS IS, LIKE, AN INK ROLLER. OH, MY GOD, HERE'S THE INK.
EVEN
SO THIS IS, LIKE, AN INK ROLLER. OH, MY GOD, HERE'S THE INK. EVEN THE BOX IT COMES IN IS
COOL.
LET'S
EVEN THE BOX IT COMES IN IS COOL. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND A DATE
ON
COOL. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND A DATE ON HERE.
SO
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND A DATE ON HERE. SO THE LAST PATENT ON THIS WAS
1902,
ON HERE. SO THE LAST PATENT ON THIS WAS 1902, WHICH MEANS IT'S A
FULL-BLOWN
SO THE LAST PATENT ON THIS WAS 1902, WHICH MEANS IT'S A FULL-BLOWN ANTIQUE.
IT'S
1902, WHICH MEANS IT'S A FULL-BLOWN ANTIQUE. IT'S OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
THIS
FULL-BLOWN ANTIQUE. IT'S OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD. THIS BOX MIGHT JUST MAKE MY
ENTIRE
IT'S OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD. THIS BOX MIGHT JUST MAKE MY ENTIRE LOCKER.
THIS
THIS BOX MIGHT JUST MAKE MY ENTIRE LOCKER. THIS IS
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER
FOR
>> MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR $750.
WE
WE HIRED
WE HIRED SOMEBODY TO PACK IT ALL
UP,
WE HIRED SOMEBODY TO PACK IT ALL UP, AND NOW WE'RE BACK AT MY
SECRET
WE HIRED SOMEBODY TO PACK IT ALL UP, AND NOW WE'RE BACK AT MY SECRET HIDING PLACE TO SEE WHAT
WE
UP, AND NOW WE'RE BACK AT MY SECRET HIDING PLACE TO SEE WHAT WE REALLY GOT.
>>
SECRET HIDING PLACE TO SEE WHAT WE REALLY GOT. >> MOE, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
>>
WE REALLY GOT. >> MOE, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE? >> IT'S MY SECRET HIDEAWAY.
NO
>> MOE, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE? >> IT'S MY SECRET HIDEAWAY. NO ONE BOTHERS ME BACK HERE.
GOT
>> IT'S MY SECRET HIDEAWAY. NO ONE BOTHERS ME BACK HERE. GOT ALL THIS LAND.
>>
NO ONE BOTHERS ME BACK HERE. GOT ALL THIS LAND. >> ARE THESE MORE STORAGE UNITS?
>>
GOT ALL THIS LAND. >> ARE THESE MORE STORAGE UNITS? >> YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH
STORAGE.
>>
>> YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH STORAGE. >> [laughs]
DOES
STORAGE. >> [laughs] DOES MICHELA KNOW ABOUT THESE?
[laughs]
MOE'S
DOES MICHELA KNOW ABOUT THESE? [laughs] MOE'S WIFE MICHELA MADE IT
PRETTY
[laughs] MOE'S WIFE MICHELA MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE DOESN'T
WANT
MOE'S WIFE MICHELA MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE JUNK AT THE HOUSE.
>>
PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE JUNK AT THE HOUSE. >> [speaking Spanish]
LOOK
WANT ANY MORE JUNK AT THE HOUSE. >> [speaking Spanish] LOOK AT THIS JUNK.
CAN'T
>> [speaking Spanish] LOOK AT THIS JUNK. CAN'T EVEN PULL UP MY CAR.
IT'S
LOOK AT THIS JUNK. CAN'T EVEN PULL UP MY CAR. IT'S EMBARRASSING.
>>
CAN'T EVEN PULL UP MY CAR. IT'S EMBARRASSING. >> IT'S GONNA BE GONE.
>>
IT'S EMBARRASSING. >> IT'S GONNA BE GONE. >> BYE.
>>
>> IT'S GONNA BE GONE. >> BYE. >> WELL, LET'S JUST GET THIS
STUFF
>> BYE. >> WELL, LET'S JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE
COMES
>> WELL, LET'S JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE COMES OUT HERE.
>>
STUFF OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE COMES OUT HERE. >> GOOD IDEA.
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> $25.
>>
>> $25. >> WHY DID WE GET THIS UNIT,
AGAIN?
IT'S
AGAIN? IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP.
OH,
IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP. OH, HERE WE GO!
MOE,
OH, HERE WE GO! MOE, LOOK.
THESE,
MOE, LOOK. THESE, THERE'S TWO OF 'EM BACK
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> THIS IS RADIO CONTROLLED.
THAT'S
>> THIS IS RADIO CONTROLLED. THAT'S GOT TO BE $50.
>>
THAT'S GOT TO BE $50. >> AT LEAST.
HERE'S
>> AT LEAST. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
>>
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. >> THAT'S ANOTHER $50 BILL.
I'M
>> THAT'S ANOTHER $50 BILL. I'M GONNA PARALLEL PARK IT.
>>
I'M GONNA PARALLEL PARK IT. >> [yelling in Spanish]
>>
>> [yelling in Spanish] >> UH-OH.
>>
>> UH-OH. >> UH-OH.
>>
>> UH-OH. >> [speaking Spanish]
>>
>> [speaking Spanish] >> HI, DEAR.
>>
>> HI, DEAR. >> [speaking Spanish]
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ DA-DU-DA ♪
[laughs]
>>
>> ♪ DA-DU-DA ♪ [laughs] >> WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS?
>>
[laughs] >> WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS? >> UM, CAME OUT OF A UNIT.
AND
>> WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS? >> UM, CAME OUT OF A UNIT. AND THIS IS FOR OUR--
>>
>> UM, CAME OUT OF A UNIT. AND THIS IS FOR OUR-- >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
EMPTY
AND THIS IS FOR OUR-- >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA EMPTY ALL THIS OUT BY THE END OF
THE
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA EMPTY ALL THIS OUT BY THE END OF THE MONTH.
>>
EMPTY ALL THIS OUT BY THE END OF THE MONTH. >> UM...
[dog
THE MONTH. >> UM... [dog yips, growls]
WELL,
>> UM... [dog yips, growls] WELL, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A SALE.
THIS
[dog yips, growls] WELL, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A SALE. THIS IS, UH, LIKE, THE LAST OF
THE
WELL, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A SALE. THIS IS, UH, LIKE, THE LAST OF THE STUFF THAT WE'RE GONNA PUT
HERE,
THIS IS, UH, LIKE, THE LAST OF THE STUFF THAT WE'RE GONNA PUT HERE, AND THEN SELL IT.
>>
THE STUFF THAT WE'RE GONNA PUT HERE, AND THEN SELL IT. >> [laughs]
>>
HERE, AND THEN SELL IT. >> [laughs] >> MARY?
>>
>> [laughs] >> MARY? >> YES, MA'AM?
>>
>> MARY? >> YES, MA'AM? >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP
ME
>> YES, MA'AM? >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME OUT.
>>
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME OUT. >> I'M SORRY, MICHELA.
>>
ME OUT. >> I'M SORRY, MICHELA. >> YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA
NOT
>> I'M SORRY, MICHELA. >> YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA NOT ALLOW HIM TO BUY ANY MORE
LOCKERS.
>>
NOT ALLOW HIM TO BUY ANY MORE LOCKERS. >> I TRY.
HE'S
LOCKERS. >> I TRY. HE'S A HOARDER.
>>
>> I TRY. HE'S A HOARDER. >> OH, MARY.
>>
HE'S A HOARDER. >> OH, MARY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> OH, MARY. >> [laughs] >> YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH.
>>
>> [laughs] >> YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH. >> WE'RE CLEANING IT UP.
>>
>> YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH. >> WE'RE CLEANING IT UP. >> TODAY.
>>
>> WE'RE CLEANING IT UP. >> TODAY. >> TODAY, YEAH.
TODAY.
>> AY
>> TODAY, YEAH. TODAY. >> AY CARAMBA.
MOE,
TODAY. >> AY CARAMBA. MOE, SHE SCARES ME.
>>
>> AY CARAMBA. MOE, SHE SCARES ME. >> SHE SCARES YOU?
SHE
MOE, SHE SCARES ME. >> SHE SCARES YOU? SHE SCARES ME.
>>
>> SHE SCARES YOU? SHE SCARES ME. >> WE BETTER HURRY UP, MOE.
>>
SHE SCARES ME. >> WE BETTER HURRY UP, MOE. >> I AGREE.
>>
>> WHY
>> WHY DOES THIS TIRE HAVE NO
TRACKS?
>>
TRACKS? >> 'CAUSE IT'S A RACING TIRE.
NONE
>> 'CAUSE IT'S A RACING TIRE. NONE OF 'EM HAVE TREAD.
>>
NONE OF 'EM HAVE TREAD. >> IS THAT WORTH MONEY THEN?
>>
>> IS THAT WORTH MONEY THEN? >> YEAH.
THERE
>> YEAH. THERE ARE NO HOLES.
AND
THERE ARE NO HOLES. AND IT'S STEEL INSIDE.
250.
[grunts]
75
[grunts] 75 BUCKS.
>>
75 BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> MOE?
>>
>> MOE? >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
MOE,
MOE, GO
MOE, GO AROUND HERE.
HERE'S
MOE, GO AROUND HERE. HERE'S OUR MONEY.
>>
MOE, GO AROUND HERE. HERE'S OUR MONEY. >> OH, YIPPEE-KAYAY!
>>
HERE'S OUR MONEY. >> OH, YIPPEE-KAYAY! >> OH, MY GOD!
IT'S
>> OH, YIPPEE-KAYAY! >> OH, MY GOD! IT'S A HORSE-RIDING MACHINE!
[laughs]
>>
IT'S A HORSE-RIDING MACHINE! [laughs] >> ♪ YIPPEE-KAYAY ♪
YOU
[laughs] >> ♪ YIPPEE-KAYAY ♪ YOU EVER KNOW A JEWISH COWBOY?
>>
>> ♪ YIPPEE-KAYAY ♪ YOU EVER KNOW A JEWISH COWBOY? >> WASN'T CLINT EASTWOOD A
JEWISH
YOU EVER KNOW A JEWISH COWBOY? >> WASN'T CLINT EASTWOOD A JEWISH COWBOY?
>>
>> WASN'T CLINT EASTWOOD A JEWISH COWBOY? >> WE GOTTA TAKE THIS TO THE
RODEO.
>>
>> WE GOTTA TAKE THIS TO THE RODEO. >> YEAH, WE DO.
>>
RODEO. >> YEAH, WE DO. >> LET'S GET TO THIS FURNITURE.
WE
WE GOT
WE GOT FOUR CHAIRS.
A
WE GOT FOUR CHAIRS. A NICE TABLE.
125.
WE
125. WE COULD GET 125 FOR THE
DRESSER.
AND
DRESSER. AND THIS SMOKER, $75.
>>
AND THIS SMOKER, $75. >> WE'VE BARELY BROKEN EVEN.
SO
SO IF
SO IF MOE
SO IF MOE WANTS TO STAY OUT OF
THE
SO IF MOE WANTS TO STAY OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH MICHELA, THIS
HORSE-RIDING
SO IF MOE WANTS TO STAY OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH MICHELA, THIS HORSE-RIDING MACHINE BETTER BE
WORTH
THE DOGHOUSE WITH MICHELA, THIS HORSE-RIDING MACHINE BETTER BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
>>
HORSE-RIDING MACHINE BETTER BE WORTH SOME MONEY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NAME IT?
>>
WORTH SOME MONEY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NAME IT? >> I DON'T WANT TO NAME IT.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NAME IT? >> I DON'T WANT TO NAME IT. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO NAME IT?
>>
>> I DON'T WANT TO NAME IT. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO NAME IT? >> WE HAVE TO SELL IT, MOE.
DON'T
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO NAME IT? >> WE HAVE TO SELL IT, MOE. DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED.
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND AN OLD MIMEOGRAPH
IN
>> I FOUND AN OLD MIMEOGRAPH IN MY LOCKER.
AND
AND MY
AND MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW
RECOGNIZED
AND MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW RECOGNIZED IT FROM HER DAYS
TEACHING
AND MY SOON-TO-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW RECOGNIZED IT FROM HER DAYS TEACHING CATHOLIC SCHOOL, AND
SUGGESTED
RECOGNIZED IT FROM HER DAYS TEACHING CATHOLIC SCHOOL, AND SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS
SPECIAL
TEACHING CATHOLIC SCHOOL, AND SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS SPECIAL LADY.
ALL
SUGGESTED I GO VISIT THIS SPECIAL LADY. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I FOUND,
THAT
SPECIAL LADY. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I FOUND, THAT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
COULD
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I FOUND, THAT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME ABOUT IT.
>>
THAT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME ABOUT IT. >> WOW.
BRINGS
COULD TELL ME ABOUT IT. >> WOW. BRINGS BACK EARLY, EARLY
MEMORIES.
YOU'RE
BRINGS BACK EARLY, EARLY MEMORIES. YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH A COPY
MACHINE?
>>
YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH A COPY MACHINE? >> UH-HUH.
>>
MACHINE? >> UH-HUH. >> WELL, THIS IS ONE OF THE
ANCESTOR'S
>> UH-HUH. >> WELL, THIS IS ONE OF THE ANCESTOR'S ANCESTORS.
I
>> WELL, THIS IS ONE OF THE ANCESTOR'S ANCESTORS. I REMEMBER THIS AS A CHILD.
I
ANCESTOR'S ANCESTORS. I REMEMBER THIS AS A CHILD. I USED TO HELP MY TEACHER RUN
PAPERS
I REMEMBER THIS AS A CHILD. I USED TO HELP MY TEACHER RUN PAPERS OFF OF THIS.
UH,
I USED TO HELP MY TEACHER RUN PAPERS OFF OF THIS. UH, THIS IS THE INK THAT THEY
WOULD
PAPERS OFF OF THIS. UH, THIS IS THE INK THAT THEY WOULD USE.
>>
UH, THIS IS THE INK THAT THEY WOULD USE. >> THIS SMELLS REALLY GOOD, THIS
INK.
>>
>> THIS SMELLS REALLY GOOD, THIS INK. >> JENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JENNY.
THAT
>> JENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JENNY. THAT IS FOR PRINTING.
PUT
JENNY. THAT IS FOR PRINTING. PUT IT AWAY.
>>
THAT IS FOR PRINTING. PUT IT AWAY. >> I'M SO SORRY.
>>
PUT IT AWAY. >> I'M SO SORRY. >> I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO
YOU.
OKAY.
WITH
YOU. OKAY. WITH YOUR ROLLER, YOU SPREAD THE
INK
OKAY. WITH YOUR ROLLER, YOU SPREAD THE INK ON YOUR PAD.
YOU
WITH YOUR ROLLER, YOU SPREAD THE INK ON YOUR PAD. YOU TAKE YOUR STENCIL PAPER, AND
YOU
INK ON YOUR PAD. YOU TAKE YOUR STENCIL PAPER, AND YOU PLACE IT IN YOUR FRAME.
AND
YOU TAKE YOUR STENCIL PAPER, AND YOU PLACE IT IN YOUR FRAME. AND YOU WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU
YOU PLACE IT IN YOUR FRAME. AND YOU WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU TAKE YOUR NEW, CLEAN PAPER
AND
AND YOU WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU TAKE YOUR NEW, CLEAN PAPER AND ROLL IT TO GET THE
IMPRESSION.
WHEN
AND ROLL IT TO GET THE IMPRESSION. WHEN YOU REMOVE IT, YOU HAVE A
DUPLICATE.
IT'S
WHEN YOU REMOVE IT, YOU HAVE A DUPLICATE. IT'S ONE BY ONE, RATHER THAN
A
DUPLICATE. IT'S ONE BY ONE, RATHER THAN A HUNDRED AT A TIME.
THIS
IT'S ONE BY ONE, RATHER THAN A HUNDRED AT A TIME. THIS IS A-A TREASURE.
>>
A HUNDRED AT A TIME. THIS IS A-A TREASURE. >> UH, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW
MUCH
THIS IS A-A TREASURE. >> UH, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW MUCH I CAN GET FOR IT?
>>
>> CONSIDERING THE ORIGINAL
CASING
>> CONSIDERING THE ORIGINAL CASING THAT IT'S IN, IT COULD BE
AROUND...
$400.
>>
$400. >> WOW.
NOT
NOT BAD,
NOT BAD, BUT I WAS PRAYING IT
WAS
NOT BAD, BUT I WAS PRAYING IT WAS WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE
MONEY.
SISTER
WAS WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE MONEY. SISTER BARBARA, THANK YOU SO
MUCH
MONEY. SISTER BARBARA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE INFORMATION
AND
SISTER BARBARA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE INFORMATION AND FOR HAVING ME.
>>
MUCH FOR ALL THE INFORMATION AND FOR HAVING ME. >> PERFECTLY WELCOME.
AND
AND FOR HAVING ME. >> PERFECTLY WELCOME. AND YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT.
>>
>> PERFECTLY WELCOME. AND YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT. >> OKAY, THANKS.
>>
AND YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT. >> OKAY, THANKS. >> THANKS A
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS
ELECTRIC
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS ELECTRIC CELLO IN OUR LOCKER.
SO
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS ELECTRIC CELLO IN OUR LOCKER. SO WE'RE HERE AT
THE
ELECTRIC CELLO IN OUR LOCKER. SO WE'RE HERE AT THE MAJESTIC THEATER TO GET A
PROFESSIONAL
SO WE'RE HERE AT THE MAJESTIC THEATER TO GET A PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON WHAT IT
MIGHT
THE MAJESTIC THEATER TO GET A PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON WHAT IT MIGHT BE WORTH.
WHAT
PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON WHAT IT MIGHT BE WORTH. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
>>
MIGHT BE WORTH. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? >> DUDE, I SHOULD HAVE WORN LONG
PANTS.
[classical
>> DUDE, I SHOULD HAVE WORN LONG PANTS. [classical music plays]
♪
PANTS. [classical music plays] ♪ ♪
[music
[classical music plays] ♪ ♪ [music stops]
>>
♪ ♪ [music stops] >> GOOD.
>>
[music stops] >> GOOD. >> THAT WAS AWESOME.
YOU
>> GOOD. >> THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
>>
>> THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. >> THANK YOU.
YOU
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. >> THANK YOU. YOU GUYS TAKE FIVE, WE'LL BE
BACK.
>>
YOU GUYS TAKE FIVE, WE'LL BE BACK. >> THANKS FOR LETTING US CRASH
YOUR
BACK. >> THANKS FOR LETTING US CRASH YOUR PRACTICE YOU GOT GOING
ON
>> THANKS FOR LETTING US CRASH YOUR PRACTICE YOU GOT GOING ON HERE.
>>
YOUR PRACTICE YOU GOT GOING ON HERE. >> SURE, SURE.
I'M
ON HERE. >> SURE, SURE. I'M JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU
BROUGHT.
>>
I'M JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU BROUGHT. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
BROUGHT. >> THERE YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WE
HAVE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE. >> OH, THERE YOU GO.
YOU
HAVE. >> OH, THERE YOU GO. YOU HAVE THE YAMAHA SVC-100.
THIS
>> OH, THERE YOU GO. YOU HAVE THE YAMAHA SVC-100. THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST MODELS
OF
YOU HAVE THE YAMAHA SVC-100. THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST MODELS OF THESE INSTRUMENTS.
THE
THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST MODELS OF THESE INSTRUMENTS. THE CELLO ITSELF IS SILENT.
IT
OF THESE INSTRUMENTS. THE CELLO ITSELF IS SILENT. IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BODY TO
RESONATE
THE CELLO ITSELF IS SILENT. IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BODY TO RESONATE LIKE THE REGULAR CELLO.
THERE'S
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BODY TO RESONATE LIKE THE REGULAR CELLO. THERE'S AN INPUT HERE.
>>
RESONATE LIKE THE REGULAR CELLO. THERE'S AN INPUT HERE. >> MM-HMM.
WHY
THERE'S AN INPUT HERE. >> MM-HMM. WHY ARE WE GOING TO ELECTRIC?
SO
>> MM-HMM. WHY ARE WE GOING TO ELECTRIC? SO YOU CAN HEAR IT BETTER? OR--
>>
WHY ARE WE GOING TO ELECTRIC? SO YOU CAN HEAR IT BETTER? OR-- >> THAT'S PART OF IT, SO YOU GET
MORE
SO YOU CAN HEAR IT BETTER? OR-- >> THAT'S PART OF IT, SO YOU GET MORE POWER, YOU GET MORE SOUND.
4
>> THAT'S PART OF IT, SO YOU GET MORE POWER, YOU GET MORE SOUND. 4 PEOPLE CAN SOUND LIKE 40 JUST
BY
MORE POWER, YOU GET MORE SOUND. 4 PEOPLE CAN SOUND LIKE 40 JUST BY HAVING ELECTRIC INSTRUMENTS.
YOU
4 PEOPLE CAN SOUND LIKE 40 JUST BY HAVING ELECTRIC INSTRUMENTS. YOU CAN PLUG IT IN.
YOU
BY HAVING ELECTRIC INSTRUMENTS. YOU CAN PLUG IT IN. YOU CAN PUT A WAH-WAH PEDAL.
YOU
YOU CAN PLUG IT IN. YOU CAN PUT A WAH-WAH PEDAL. YOU CAN MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A
GUITAR.
YOU
YOU CAN MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A GUITAR. YOU CAN PLAY ANYTHING FROM
METALLICA
GUITAR. YOU CAN PLAY ANYTHING FROM METALLICA TO BACH.
>>
YOU CAN PLAY ANYTHING FROM METALLICA TO BACH. >> METALLICA TO BACH.
>>
METALLICA TO BACH. >> METALLICA TO BACH. >> THERE YOU GO.
GOT
>> METALLICA TO BACH. >> THERE YOU GO. GOT THE BASES COVERED.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. GOT THE BASES COVERED. >> YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. COOL.
WHY
GOT THE BASES COVERED. >> YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. COOL. WHY DON'T I GET MY CELLIST HERE
AND
>> YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. COOL. WHY DON'T I GET MY CELLIST HERE AND SHOW YOU A LITTLE BIT HOW
THIS
WHY DON'T I GET MY CELLIST HERE AND SHOW YOU A LITTLE BIT HOW THIS THING WORKS?
>>
AND SHOW YOU A LITTLE BIT HOW THIS THING WORKS? >> both: SURE.
>>
THIS THING WORKS? >> both: SURE. >> MAKE THAT THING WALK AND
TALK.
>>
>> MAKE THAT THING WALK AND TALK. >> [playing cello]
♪
TALK. >> [playing cello] ♪ ♪
>>
>> [playing cello] ♪ ♪ >> WE CAN DO SOME PERCUSSION
WITH
♪ ♪ >> WE CAN DO SOME PERCUSSION WITH IT.
[slaps
>> WE CAN DO SOME PERCUSSION WITH IT. [slaps cello rhythmically]
♪
WITH IT. [slaps cello rhythmically] ♪ ♪
>>
[slaps cello rhythmically] ♪ ♪ >> YEAH.
>>
♪ ♪ >> YEAH. >> SO ELECTRONIC JUST OPENS IT
UP.
YOU
>> SO ELECTRONIC JUST OPENS IT UP. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>>
UP. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. >> WE CAN DO EVERYTHING.
>>
>> SO
>> SO WHAT KIND OF VALUE WOULD
YOU
>> SO WHAT KIND OF VALUE WOULD YOU PUT ON IT?
>>
YOU PUT ON IT? >> I WOULD SAY...
$1,600.
>>
$1,600. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> THAT'S AWESOME.
WE
>> THAT'S AWESOME. WE MORE THAN TRIPLED OUR MONEY.
AND
AND THAT'S A TUNE I COULD LISTEN
TO
AND THAT'S A TUNE I COULD LISTEN TO ALL DAY LONG.
THANKS
AND THAT'S A TUNE I COULD LISTEN TO ALL DAY LONG. THANKS FOR ALL THE INFO.
>>
TO ALL DAY LONG. THANKS FOR ALL THE INFO. >> THANKS FOR COMING.
>>
THANKS FOR ALL THE INFO. >> THANKS FOR COMING. >> PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
>>
>> THANKS FOR COMING. >> PLEASURE MEETING YOU. >> NOW RICKY'S GONNA START HIS
BAND,
>> PLEASURE MEETING YOU. >> NOW RICKY'S GONNA START HIS BAND, AND YOU MIGHT SEE US IN
COMPETING
>> NOW RICKY'S GONNA START HIS BAND, AND YOU MIGHT SEE US IN COMPETING VENUES.
>>
BAND, AND YOU MIGHT SEE US IN COMPETING VENUES. >> LOOKING FORWARD TO
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS
HORSE-RIDING
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS HORSE-RIDING MACHINE.
SO
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS HORSE-RIDING MACHINE. SO WE THOUGHT WE'D GIDDY ON UP,
GO
HORSE-RIDING MACHINE. SO WE THOUGHT WE'D GIDDY ON UP, GO TO AUSTIN RANCH, AND SEE WHAT
THIS
SO WE THOUGHT WE'D GIDDY ON UP, GO TO AUSTIN RANCH, AND SEE WHAT THIS THING'S ALL ABOUT.
>>
GO TO AUSTIN RANCH, AND SEE WHAT THIS THING'S ALL ABOUT. >> HORSE-RIDING MACHINE.
REALLY
THIS THING'S ALL ABOUT. >> HORSE-RIDING MACHINE. REALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU
WOULD
>> HORSE-RIDING MACHINE. REALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD PUT IN A GYM.
PROBABLY
REALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD PUT IN A GYM. PROBABLY TIGHTEN YOUR LEGS UP
AND
WOULD PUT IN A GYM. PROBABLY TIGHTEN YOUR LEGS UP AND YOUR ABS.
>>
PROBABLY TIGHTEN YOUR LEGS UP AND YOUR ABS. >> SO I CAN LEARN HOW TO RIDE A
HORSE AND GET
AND YOUR ABS. >> SO I CAN LEARN HOW TO RIDE A HORSE AND GET ABS OF STEEL?
THIS
>> SO I CAN LEARN HOW TO RIDE A HORSE AND GET ABS OF STEEL? THIS IS A COWGIRL'S DREAM.
>>
HORSE AND GET ABS OF STEEL? THIS IS A COWGIRL'S DREAM. >> WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO TRY IT?
>>
THIS IS A COWGIRL'S DREAM. >> WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO TRY IT? >> MARY WOULD.
>>
>> WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO TRY IT? >> MARY WOULD. >> ALL RIGHT, MARY, COME ON.
>>
>> MARY WOULD. >> ALL RIGHT, MARY, COME ON. >> I GOT TO PUT MY HAIR UP.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, MARY, COME ON. >> I GOT TO PUT MY HAIR UP. >> YOU READY?
>>
>> I GOT TO PUT MY HAIR UP. >> YOU READY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YOU READY? >> YEAH. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> WHOA, THAT'S THE ONE.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WHOA, THAT'S THE ONE. >> THAT IS A FAST HORSE, RIGHT
THERE.
[laughs]
I'M
THERE. [laughs] I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THREE.
>>
[laughs] I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THREE. >> [laughs]
>>
I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THREE. >> [laughs] >> GOOD!
YOU
>> [laughs] >> GOOD! YOU THINK YOU WANNA BE A BULL
RIDER?
>>
YOU THINK YOU WANNA BE A BULL RIDER? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
RIDER? >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> YOU DON'T?
MOE,
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> YOU DON'T? MOE, DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
>>
>> YOU DON'T? MOE, DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT? >> SURE.
>>
MOE, DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT? >> SURE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> SURE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> GOOD HORSIE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> GOOD HORSIE. >> THIS IS WARM UP.
>>
>> GOOD HORSIE. >> THIS IS WARM UP. >> [laughs]
>>
>> THIS IS WARM UP. >> [laughs] >> LOOK AT MOE--HEY!
>>
>> [laughs] >> LOOK AT MOE--HEY! >> GIDDYAP, BABY.
I
>> LOOK AT MOE--HEY! >> GIDDYAP, BABY. I GOT IT.
>>
>> GIDDYAP, BABY. I GOT IT. >> [laughs]
>>
I GOT IT. >> [laughs] >> FEEL A LITTLE BURNING IN YOUR
THIGHS.
>>
>> FEEL A LITTLE BURNING IN YOUR THIGHS. >> [laughs]
>>
THIGHS. >> [laughs] >> YEAH, LET'S GO TO THE CAR,
MARY.
>>
>> YEAH, LET'S GO TO THE CAR, MARY. >> [laughs]
>>
MARY. >> [laughs] >> THAT--THAT WAS FUN TO ME.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
MACHINE'S
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MACHINE'S WORTH?
>>
MACHINE'S WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY ABOUT...
700.
>>
700. >> PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> PRETTY GOOD. >> THAT'S BASICALLY PAID FOR OUR
LOCKER.
HOPEFULLY
LOCKER. HOPEFULLY MY WIFE WILL LOOSEN
HER
HOPEFULLY MY WIFE WILL LOOSEN HER REIGNS A LITTLE BIT, ONCE
SHE
HER REIGNS A LITTLE BIT, ONCE SHE FINDS OUT WE DOUBLED OUR
MONEY.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA COME BACK FOR A
RODEO.
>>
WE'RE GONNA COME BACK FOR A RODEO. >> COME ON, WE'LL BE GLAD TO
HAVE
RODEO. >> COME ON, WE'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>>
>> COME ON, WE'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> TO WATCH.
>>
HAVE YOU HERE. >> TO WATCH. >> [laughing] OKAY.
[horse
>> TO WATCH. >> [laughing] OKAY. [horse nickers]
>>
>> [laughing] OKAY. [horse nickers] >> narrator: THE HALLSVILLE
HEROES
[horse nickers] >> narrator: THE HALLSVILLE HEROES WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
>> narrator: THE HALLSVILLE HEROES WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO ORCHESTRATED A BIG PROFIT
TO
HEROES WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO ORCHESTRATED A BIG PROFIT TO THE TUNE OF $2,130 WITH THEIR
ELECTRIC
WHO ORCHESTRATED A BIG PROFIT TO THE TUNE OF $2,130 WITH THEIR ELECTRIC CELLO.
MARY
TO THE TUNE OF $2,130 WITH THEIR ELECTRIC CELLO. MARY AND MOE TROTTED OFF WITH
$725
ELECTRIC CELLO. MARY AND MOE TROTTED OFF WITH $725 FROM THEIR HORSE-RIDING
MACHINE.
JENNY
$725 FROM THEIR HORSE-RIDING MACHINE. JENNY GRUMBLES WAS SAVED BY THE
215
MACHINE. JENNY GRUMBLES WAS SAVED BY THE 215 BUCKS SHE MADE FROM HER
ANTIQUE
JENNY GRUMBLES WAS SAVED BY THE 215 BUCKS SHE MADE FROM HER ANTIQUE COPIER, WHILE
VICTOR
215 BUCKS SHE MADE FROM HER ANTIQUE COPIER, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY ACQUIRED
DIGITS
ANTIQUE COPIER, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY ACQUIRED DIGITS BUT NO DOLLARS.
>>
>> [speaking
MARIA?
MARIA? MOE?
>>
MARIA? MOE? >> DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE