>>
>> male
>> male announcer: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male announcer: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male announcer: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH!
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH! >> SO NEAT. >> announcer: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> announcer: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050! >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050! >> YEAH! >> announcer: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> announcer: COMING UP... >> WHO COMES TO A STORAGE
AUCTION
>> announcer: COMING UP... >> WHO COMES TO A STORAGE AUCTION ON A CROTCH ROCKET?
HAVE
>> WHO COMES TO A STORAGE AUCTION ON A CROTCH ROCKET? HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN THAT GUY
BEFORE?
>>
HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN THAT GUY BEFORE? >> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING
BACK
BEFORE? >> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING BACK INTO IT.
>>
>> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING BACK INTO IT. >> YO!
>>
BACK INTO IT. >> YO! >> SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YO! >> SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE. >> TOO BAD. SEEMS LIKE THAT
LITTLE
>> SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE. >> TOO BAD. SEEMS LIKE THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT.
>>
>> TOO BAD. SEEMS LIKE THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT. >> I'M WORRIED WE SPENT TOO
MUCH
LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT. >> I'M WORRIED WE SPENT TOO MUCH ON THIS LOCKER.
MOE,
>> I'M WORRIED WE SPENT TOO MUCH ON THIS LOCKER. MOE, THIS IS SICK.
TRASH.
MUCH ON THIS LOCKER. MOE, THIS IS SICK. TRASH. TRASH.
MOE!
MOE, THIS IS SICK. TRASH. TRASH. MOE! WHAT THE HECK?
>>
TRASH. TRASH. MOE! WHAT THE HECK? >> [groans] IT'S HEAVY.
>>
MOE! WHAT THE HECK? >> [groans] IT'S HEAVY. >> I GOTTA FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
TO
>> [groans] IT'S HEAVY. >> I GOTTA FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
MAYBE
>> I GOTTA FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. MAYBE I NEED TO GO THE PET
ROUTE.
HEY!
MAYBE I NEED TO GO THE PET ROUTE. HEY! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO
SHOW
ROUTE. HEY! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU.
DOES
HEY! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU. DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT?
[dog
SHOW YOU. DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT? [dog whines]
DAMN
DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT? [dog whines] DAMN IT!
IT'S
[dog whines] DAMN IT! IT'S ALL THE NEW GUY'S FAULT.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
[shattering]
>>
[shattering] >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
[bell
>> IT'S FABULOUS. [bell rings]
[cheers]
>>
[cheers] >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
WE'RE
>> AND IT'S SOLD! WE'RE IN DESOTO, TEXAS, AND
TODAY
WE'RE IN DESOTO, TEXAS, AND TODAY IS GONNA BE A REAL
FREE-FOR-ALL.
THERE'S
THERE'S ONLY FOUR STORAGE UNITS
UP
THERE'S ONLY FOUR STORAGE UNITS UP FOR GRABS.
IT'S
THERE'S ONLY FOUR STORAGE UNITS UP FOR GRABS. IT'S LIKE THROWING A LITTLE
BITTY
UP FOR GRABS. IT'S LIKE THROWING A LITTLE BITTY STEAK IN FRONT OF A PACK
OF
IT'S LIKE THROWING A LITTLE BITTY STEAK IN FRONT OF A PACK OF HUNGRY DOGS.
[growls]
>>
OF HUNGRY DOGS. [growls] >> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR LARGER
PIECES
[growls] >> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR LARGER PIECES OF FURNITURE, BECAUSE I
CAN
>> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR LARGER PIECES OF FURNITURE, BECAUSE I CAN MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY OFF
A
PIECES OF FURNITURE, BECAUSE I CAN MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY OFF A BOOKSHELF OR A BIG DRESSER
THAN
CAN MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY OFF A BOOKSHELF OR A BIG DRESSER THAN I CAN OFF A LITTLE SIDE
TABLE.
DESOTO
DESOTO HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO
ME,
DESOTO HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO ME, AND I SAY DON'T STOP NOW!
NICE
ME, AND I SAY DON'T STOP NOW! NICE CLEAN FURNITURE UNIT,
THAT'S
NICE CLEAN FURNITURE UNIT, THAT'S WHAT I'M BUYING.
>>
THAT'S WHAT I'M BUYING. >> HELL, THESE LONG TRIPS, IT
GETS
>> HELL, THESE LONG TRIPS, IT GETS OLD, BUBBA.
MY
GETS OLD, BUBBA. MY ASS HAS BEEN GLUED TO THIS
SEAT
MY ASS HAS BEEN GLUED TO THIS SEAT FOR 3 1/2 FRICKIN' HOURS.
>>
SEAT FOR 3 1/2 FRICKIN' HOURS. >> YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR GOOD EYE
OPEN,
>> YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR GOOD EYE OPEN, CAUSE I'M HALF ASLEEP.
>>
OPEN, CAUSE I'M HALF ASLEEP. >> WAKETH YOURSELF UP.
>>
>> WAKETH YOURSELF UP. >> GETTING THE BIG UNIT
>>
>> REMEMBER, WE GOTTA FOCUS ON
SPECIFIC
>> REMEMBER, WE GOTTA FOCUS ON SPECIFIC PIECES.
>>
SPECIFIC PIECES. >> IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL SPEND
BIG
>> IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL SPEND BIG TO BUY BIG!
>>
>> FIRST
>> FIRST LOCKER, WE'RE GONNA
JUMP
>> FIRST LOCKER, WE'RE GONNA JUMP ON IT.
>>
>> FIRST LOCKER, WE'RE GONNA JUMP ON IT. >> WELL, IF IT'S GOOD.
>>
JUMP ON IT. >> WELL, IF IT'S GOOD. >> FOUR UNITS TODAY, GUYS.
>>
>> WELL, IF IT'S GOOD. >> FOUR UNITS TODAY, GUYS. >> WE'RE ALL OVER IT.
>>
>> FOUR UNITS TODAY, GUYS. >> WE'RE ALL OVER IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> WE'RE ALL OVER IT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I'M MR. MONEYBAGS TODAY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> I'M MR. MONEYBAGS TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
I'M
>> I'M MR. MONEYBAGS TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK TO YOU. I'M NOT WORRIED.
I'LL
>> GOOD LUCK TO YOU. I'M NOT WORRIED. I'LL TAKE 4 IN DESOTO OVER 20
ANYWHERE
I'M NOT WORRIED. I'LL TAKE 4 IN DESOTO OVER 20 ANYWHERE ELSE.
>>
I'LL TAKE 4 IN DESOTO OVER 20 ANYWHERE ELSE. >> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
UNITS
ANYWHERE ELSE. >> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT A LOT OF UNITS HERE TODAY.
Y'ALL
>> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT A LOT OF UNITS HERE TODAY. Y'ALL REALLY SHOULD PROBABLY GO
HOME.
WE
Y'ALL REALLY SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME. WE COME A LONG WAY--WE'RE JUST
GONNA
HOME. WE COME A LONG WAY--WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO...[sharp exhale]
SCOOP
WE COME A LONG WAY--WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO...[sharp exhale] SCOOP 'EM UP.
>>
GONNA HAVE TO...[sharp exhale] SCOOP 'EM UP. >> SORRY, WE'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
>>
>> MAYBE
>> MAYBE WE'LL BUY ALL FOUR,
JUST
>> MAYBE WE'LL BUY ALL FOUR, JUST TO SHUT RICKY UP.
OKAY.
[motor
>>
>> WHO
>> WHO COMES TO A STORAGE
AUCTION
>> WHO COMES TO A STORAGE AUCTION ON A CROTCH ROCKET?
>>
AUCTION ON A CROTCH ROCKET? >> HI.
>>
>> HI.
>>
>> HI. >> J.D..
>>
>> HI. >> J.D.. >> HI, J.D., I'M JENNY.
>>
>> J.D.. >> HI, J.D., I'M JENNY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, JENNY.
Y'ALL
>> HI, J.D., I'M JENNY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, JENNY. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, JENNY. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? >> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE.
>>
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? >> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE. >> HELL, YEAH.
>>
>> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE. >> HELL, YEAH. >> FOR ME.
>>
>> HELL, YEAH. >> FOR ME. >> WHO'S THE DUDE GIVING JENNY A
FULL
>> FOR ME. >> WHO'S THE DUDE GIVING JENNY A FULL BODY SCAN?
LOOKS
>> WHO'S THE DUDE GIVING JENNY A FULL BODY SCAN? LOOKS KINDA SLEAZY TO ME.
>>
FULL BODY SCAN? LOOKS KINDA SLEAZY TO ME. >> HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN THAT GUY
BEFORE?
>>
>> HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN THAT GUY BEFORE? >> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING
BACK
BEFORE? >> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING BACK INTO IT.
>>
>> NO, HE SAID HE'S JUST GETTING BACK INTO IT. >> HE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, SOME
DALLAS
BACK INTO IT. >> HE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, SOME DALLAS INTERNET MILLIONAIRE OR
SOMETHING.
HE'S
DALLAS INTERNET MILLIONAIRE OR SOMETHING. HE'S GONNA COME IN HERE AND JUST
BUY
SOMETHING. HE'S GONNA COME IN HERE AND JUST BUY THE UNITS.
>>
HE'S GONNA COME IN HERE AND JUST BUY THE UNITS. >> [bleep].
>>
BUY THE UNITS. >> [bleep]. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> [bleep]. >> [chuckles] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [chuckles] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO
GIVE
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO GIVE YOURSELF A LOOK AROUND.
THERE
WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO GIVE YOURSELF A LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
GIVE YOURSELF A LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO
KICKING
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[cheers]
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [cheers] >> YEAH!
>>
[cheers] >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, MOE, THERE'S CRUSTY
PLUSH.
>>
>> WELL, MOE, THERE'S CRUSTY PLUSH. >> AND THIS IS CHEAP ART.
>>
PLUSH. >> AND THIS IS CHEAP ART. >> WICKER.
THIS
>> AND THIS IS CHEAP ART. >> WICKER. THIS STYLE SAYS IT ALL TO ME.
I
>> WICKER. THIS STYLE SAYS IT ALL TO ME. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN HERE
FOR
THIS STYLE SAYS IT ALL TO ME. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN HERE FOR US, MOE.
>>
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN HERE FOR US, MOE. >> THERE'S TWO CHAIRS, WHICH
MEANS
FOR US, MOE. >> THERE'S TWO CHAIRS, WHICH MEANS THERE MIGHT BE A COUPLE
MORE.
THIS
MEANS THERE MIGHT BE A COUPLE MORE. THIS MIRROR IS AMAZING.
EVERYTHING
MORE. THIS MIRROR IS AMAZING. EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
SO
THIS MIRROR IS AMAZING. EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS FANTASTIC. SO HOPEFULLY EVERYONE ELSE WILL
JUST
EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS FANTASTIC. SO HOPEFULLY EVERYONE ELSE WILL JUST SHUT UP DURING THE BIDDING,
SO
SO HOPEFULLY EVERYONE ELSE WILL JUST SHUT UP DURING THE BIDDING, SO I CAN STEAL THIS.
>>
JUST SHUT UP DURING THE BIDDING, SO I CAN STEAL THIS. >> DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S
A
SO I CAN STEAL THIS. >> DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A BEDROOM SET BEHIND THIS?
>>
>> DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A BEDROOM SET BEHIND THIS? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
A BEDROOM SET BEHIND THIS? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> THERE'S A MIRROR BACK THERE.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> THERE'S A MIRROR BACK THERE. >> PEDESTALS.
IT'S
>> THERE'S A MIRROR BACK THERE. >> PEDESTALS. IT'S CHALK, I THINK.
LEAVE
>> PEDESTALS. IT'S CHALK, I THINK. LEAVE THAT FOR SOME ROOKIES.
>>
IT'S CHALK, I THINK. LEAVE THAT FOR SOME ROOKIES. >> YEAH.
>>
LEAVE THAT FOR SOME ROOKIES. >> YEAH. >> I THINK THAT WHITE BOX IS A
FRIDGE,
>> YEAH. >> I THINK THAT WHITE BOX IS A FRIDGE, BUT YOU'RE TALLER THAN
ME.
>>
FRIDGE, BUT YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME. >> [laughs] THAT IS ONE
ADVANTAGE.
[grunts]
>>
ADVANTAGE. [grunts] >> I KNOW.
YOU
[grunts] >> I KNOW. YOU DO HAVE AN ADVANTAGE.
>>
>> I KNOW. YOU DO HAVE AN ADVANTAGE. >> I THINK IT MAKES US EVEN
THOUGH,
YOU DO HAVE AN ADVANTAGE. >> I THINK IT MAKES US EVEN THOUGH, 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE
BLONDE
>> I THINK IT MAKES US EVEN THOUGH, 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE BLONDE HAIR.
>>
THOUGH, 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE BLONDE HAIR. >> HOW DOES THAT HELP ME GET
THIS
BLONDE HAIR. >> HOW DOES THAT HELP ME GET THIS LOCKER?
>>
>> HOW DOES THAT HELP ME GET THIS LOCKER? >> I'M TELLING YOU IT HELPS YOU
GET
THIS LOCKER? >> I'M TELLING YOU IT HELPS YOU GET LOCKERS, GIRL.
YOU
>> I'M TELLING YOU IT HELPS YOU GET LOCKERS, GIRL. YOU KNOW IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
100,
GENTLEMEN! 100, DO 100!
NOW
100, DO 100! NOW WHERE? 100, WE'LL DO 100.
NOW
NOW WHERE? 100, WE'LL DO 100. NOW 200. NOW 300. NOW 400.
>>
NOW 200. NOW 300. NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400 THERE. NOW 500.
WILL
>> 400 THERE. NOW 500. WILL YOU GIVE 500 THERE?
NOW
WILL YOU GIVE 500 THERE? NOW 600. 600 THERE.
NOW
NOW 600. 600 THERE. NOW 700. WILL YOU GIVE 700?
NOW
NOW 700. WILL YOU GIVE 700? NOW 700?
650,
NOW 700? 650, THAT HELP YOU OUT?
>>
650, THAT HELP YOU OUT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 700? WOULD YOU BID 700?
NOW
>> NOW 700? WOULD YOU BID 700? NOW 700, 700, 700.
WOULD
NOW 700, 700, 700. WOULD YOU GIVE 700?
>>
WOULD YOU GIVE 700? >> 675.
>>
>> 675. >> 675.
>>
>> 675. >> I'M NOT LIKING THE NEW GUY.
>>
>> I'M NOT LIKING THE NEW GUY. >> NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GONNA GIVE 700 THERE.
725
>> GONNA GIVE 700 THERE. 725 TO YOU, SIR, 725.
NOW
725 TO YOU, SIR, 725. NOW 750. 750.
WOULD
NOW 750. 750. WOULD YOU BID 750 ONCE?
750
WOULD YOU BID 750 ONCE? 750 TWICE?
I'VE
750 TWICE? I'VE SOLD IT, $725.
>>
I'VE SOLD IT, $725. >> [grunts]
>>
>> [grunts] >> RIGHT THERE, SIR.
[applause]
>>
>> TOO
>> TOO BAD. SEEMED LIKE THAT
LITTLE
>> TOO BAD. SEEMED LIKE THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT.
JUST
>> TOO BAD. SEEMED LIKE THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT. JUST GOTTA BID HARDER, I GUESS.
SHE
LITTLE BLONDE GIRL WANTED IT. JUST GOTTA BID HARDER, I GUESS. SHE HAD A WEDDING RING ON
ANYWAY.
>>
SHE HAD A WEDDING RING ON ANYWAY. >> THIS GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE IS
STARTING
ANYWAY. >> THIS GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.
>>
>> THIS GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. >> NO JOKE.
>>
STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. >> NO JOKE. >> HEY, YOU KNOW I REALLY
WANTED
>> NO JOKE. >> HEY, YOU KNOW I REALLY WANTED THAT LAST ONE.
>>
>> HEY, YOU KNOW I REALLY WANTED THAT LAST ONE. >> WELL, I'LL SELL IT TO YOU.
>>
WANTED THAT LAST ONE. >> WELL, I'LL SELL IT TO YOU. >> THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S
>> WELL, I'LL SELL IT TO YOU. >> THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
>>
>> THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> HEY!
[cheers
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> HEY! [cheers and applause]
>>
>> HEY! [cheers and applause] >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
[cheers and applause] >> ALL RIGHT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT IS THAT, A TV ON A STAND?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT IS THAT, A TV ON A STAND? >> IT'S A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING.
IT'S
WHAT IS THAT, A TV ON A STAND? >> IT'S A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING. IT'S A LITTLE OLDER, BUT IT'S
QUALITY
>> IT'S A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING. IT'S A LITTLE OLDER, BUT IT'S QUALITY STUFF, YOU KNOW?
>>
IT'S A LITTLE OLDER, BUT IT'S QUALITY STUFF, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. OKAY.
>>
QUALITY STUFF, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. OKAY. >> THIS MIGHT BE ANTONIO
BANDERAS'S
>> YEAH. OKAY. >> THIS MIGHT BE ANTONIO BANDERAS'S LOCKER.
SEE
>> THIS MIGHT BE ANTONIO BANDERAS'S LOCKER. SEE HIS HAT?
>>
BANDERAS'S LOCKER. SEE HIS HAT? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
SEE HIS HAT? >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> NO?
>>
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> NO? >> THERE'S A DINING TABLE RIGHT
HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S A DINING TABLE RIGHT HERE. >> THERE'S CHAIRS.
THAT'S
HERE. >> THERE'S CHAIRS. THAT'S A BUNK BED.
>>
>> THERE'S CHAIRS. THAT'S A BUNK BED. >> THERE ARE SOME GOOD PIECES
FOR
THAT'S A BUNK BED. >> THERE ARE SOME GOOD PIECES FOR MY SHOP.
MOE,
>> THERE ARE SOME GOOD PIECES FOR MY SHOP. MOE, WE GOTTA GET THIS.
>>
FOR MY SHOP. MOE, WE GOTTA GET THIS. >> THERE'S A DRESSER BACK THERE.
CHINA
MOE, WE GOTTA GET THIS. >> THERE'S A DRESSER BACK THERE. CHINA CABINET, MIRRORS, BUNK
BEDS.
THIS
CHINA CABINET, MIRRORS, BUNK BEDS. THIS IS WHY I COME TO DESOTO.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HOW
GENTLEMEN. HOW ABOUT AT 100, WHERE?
>>
HOW ABOUT AT 100, WHERE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100. NOW 200. NOW 200.
>>
>> 100. NOW 200. NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300. WE'LL DO 300.
>>
>> NOW 300. WE'LL DO 300. >> GOT IT.
>>
>> GOT IT. >> NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400. >> THIS BIKE GUY IS A PAIN IN
THE
>> THIS BIKE GUY IS A PAIN IN THE TUCHUS!
>>
THE TUCHUS! >> NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600. NOW 700.
>>
>> 600. NOW 700. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> NOW 800.
>>
>> NOW 800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 900. WANNA BID 900?
>>
>> NOW 900. WANNA BID 900? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,000.
>>
>> NOW 1,000. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> NOW 1,100. 1,100.
>>
>> NOW 1,100. 1,100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100. NOW 1,200.
1,200.
>> 1,100. NOW 1,200. 1,200. NOW 1,300.
1,300.
1,200. NOW 1,300. 1,300. WANT TO BID 1,300?
NOW
1,300. WANT TO BID 1,300? NOW 1,400.
1,400.
NOW 1,400. 1,400. WILL YOU GIVE 1,400?
1,400
1,400. WILL YOU GIVE 1,400? 1,400 THERE. NOW 1,500.
>>
1,400 THERE. NOW 1,500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,600! 1,600.
WILL
>> NOW 1,600! 1,600. WILL YOU GIVE 1,600?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 1,600? >> 1,550.
>>
>> 1,550. >> 1,550.
>> 1,550. NOW
>> 1,550. >> 1,550. NOW 1,600.
>>
>> 1,550. NOW 1,600. >> FIRST, IT'S EASY RIDER.
NOW
>> FIRST, IT'S EASY RIDER. NOW IT'S MARY AND MOE.
1,575.
>>
1,575. >> 1,575.
NOW
>> 1,575. NOW 1,600.
WANT
NOW 1,600. WANT TO GIVE 1,600?
1,600.
WANT TO GIVE 1,600? 1,600. WILL YOU GIVE 1,600?
>>
1,600. WILL YOU GIVE 1,600? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 1,625. 1,625.
WILL
>> NOW 1,625. 1,625. WILL YOU GIVE 1,625?
1,625
WILL YOU GIVE 1,625? 1,625 GOING ONCE.
1,625
1,625 GOING ONCE. 1,625 TWICE.
I'VE
1,625 TWICE. I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,600,
LADIES
I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,600, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I'M WORRIED WE SPENT TOO MUCH
ON
>> I'M WORRIED WE SPENT TOO MUCH ON THIS LOCKER, SO WE GOT TO
FIND
ON THIS LOCKER, SO WE GOT TO FIND THE GOOD STUFF AND MAKE IT
A
FIND THE GOOD STUFF AND MAKE IT A PAYDAY.
>>
A PAYDAY. >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
LUGGAGE
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. LUGGAGE IS GOOD.
WE
LUGGAGE IS GOOD. WE CAN SELL THE LUGGAGE.
THREE
WE CAN SELL THE LUGGAGE. THREE PIECES?
>>
THREE PIECES? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> $25 APIECE.
THAT'S
>> $25 APIECE. THAT'S $75.
>>
THAT'S $75. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> LAUNDRY SHELF, $5.
>>
>> LAUNDRY SHELF, $5. >> YEAH, $5.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> YOU LOOK LIKE A RETIRED
ZORRO,
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A RETIRED ZORRO, MOE.
>>
ZORRO, MOE. >> OH, YOU GOT THAT CORRECT.
100%.
>>
100%. >> LOTS OF TRASH BAGS.
TRASH.
TRASH...TRASH.
MOE,
TRASH...TRASH. MOE, THIS IS SICK.
[chuckles]
IT
[chuckles] IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF SOY
SAUCE
[chuckles] IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF SOY SAUCE OR SOMETHING.
AND
IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF SOY SAUCE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN, LOOK, THIS IS THE
WORST
SAUCE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN, LOOK, THIS IS THE WORST PART.
LOOK
AND THEN, LOOK, THIS IS THE WORST PART. LOOK AT THE TABLE.
>>
WORST PART. LOOK AT THE TABLE. >> I KNOW.
>>
LOOK AT THE TABLE. >> I KNOW. >> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET
THAT
>> I KNOW. >> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET THAT OUT.
>>
>> WE
>> WE GOTTA GET $100 FOR THE
TABLE
>> WE GOTTA GET $100 FOR THE TABLE AND CHAIRS AND THE ONLY
WAY
TABLE AND CHAIRS AND THE ONLY WAY THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS TO
PAINT
WAY THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS TO PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> WE NEED NICE PIECES.
HERE'S
>> WE NEED NICE PIECES. HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THESE
TABLES
HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THESE TABLES AND CHAIRS: KICK IT IN
THE
TABLES AND CHAIRS: KICK IT IN THE DUMPSTER.
OH,
THE DUMPSTER. OH, MOE, THIS ISN'T BAD.
I
OH, MOE, THIS ISN'T BAD. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE SHAPE.
THE
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE SHAPE. THE SHAPE IS GREAT.
I
THE SHAPE IS GREAT. I COULD SELL THIS THING...
>>
I COULD SELL THIS THING... >> HOW MUCH?
>>
>> HOW MUCH? >> FOR UP TO 800 BUCKS.
>>
>> FOR UP TO 800 BUCKS. >> NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
>>
>> MOE,
>> MOE, LOOK AT THAT THING BACK
THERE.
OH,
>> MOE, LOOK AT THAT THING BACK THERE. OH, MY GOD.
>>
THERE. OH, MY GOD. >> WATCH
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE HECK?
IT
>> WHAT THE HECK? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENGINE.
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENGINE. >> ENGINE?
HERE,
IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENGINE. >> ENGINE? HERE, HERE. LET ME MOVE THIS.
LET
>> ENGINE? HERE, HERE. LET ME MOVE THIS. LET ME MOVE THIS.
>>
HERE, HERE. LET ME MOVE THIS. LET ME MOVE THIS. >> WILL YOU GRAB THAT SIDE?
>>
LET ME MOVE THIS. >> WILL YOU GRAB THAT SIDE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> WILL YOU GRAB THAT SIDE? >> YEAH. >> AND I'LL GRAB--
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND I'LL GRAB-- >> READY?
>>
>> AND I'LL GRAB-- >> READY? >> OKAY.
>>
>> READY? >> OKAY. >> WHOA.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WHOA. >> [chuckles]
WHOA.
>>
>> [chuckles] WHOA. >> [groans] IT'S HEAVY.
HEAVY.
RIGHT
>> [groans] IT'S HEAVY. HEAVY. RIGHT DOWN HERE.
>>
HEAVY. RIGHT DOWN HERE. >> [laughs]
WHAT
RIGHT DOWN HERE. >> [laughs] WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
>>
>> [laughs] WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? >> LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
>>
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? >> LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS. >> HOT ROD GRILLS.
>>
>> LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS. >> HOT ROD GRILLS. >> OH.
>>
>> HOT ROD GRILLS. >> OH. >> I'VE NEVER SEEN A GRILL LIKE
THIS.
>>
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN A GRILL LIKE THIS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
THIS
THIS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS WHAT TO LIFT THE GRILL
UP
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS WHAT TO LIFT THE GRILL UP WITH.
SEE?
IS
UP WITH. SEE? IS THAT NOT COOL-LOOKING?
>>
SEE? IS THAT NOT COOL-LOOKING? >> YEAH, IT'S COOL.
A
IS THAT NOT COOL-LOOKING? >> YEAH, IT'S COOL. A HOT ROD BARBECUE.
NOW
>> YEAH, IT'S COOL. A HOT ROD BARBECUE. NOW THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOME
MONEY.
>>
NOW THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOME MONEY. >> I LOVE IT.
BURGERS
MONEY. >> I LOVE IT. BURGERS TONIGHT.
>>
>> I LOVE IT. BURGERS TONIGHT. >> WELL, NOT UNTIL WE GET IT
CHECKED
BURGERS TONIGHT. >> WELL, NOT UNTIL WE GET IT CHECKED OUT, MOE.
WE
>> WELL, NOT UNTIL WE GET IT CHECKED OUT, MOE. WE NEED TO GET SOMEBODY TO FIRE
THIS
CHECKED OUT, MOE. WE NEED TO GET SOMEBODY TO FIRE THIS UP FOR US.
>>
WE NEED TO GET SOMEBODY TO FIRE THIS UP FOR US. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS
THIS UP FOR US. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS OUR TICKET.
>>
>> ONE
>> ONE CHAIR, HUH?
THIS
>> ONE CHAIR, HUH? THIS IS AN OFFICE, I THINK.
THIS
>> ONE CHAIR, HUH? THIS IS AN OFFICE, I THINK. THIS IS A NEGATIVE.
THAT'S
THIS IS AN OFFICE, I THINK. THIS IS A NEGATIVE. THAT'S A NEGATIVE.
>>
THIS IS A NEGATIVE. THAT'S A NEGATIVE. >> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I
WAS
THAT'S A NEGATIVE. >> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR WHEN WE COME TO
THE
>> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR WHEN WE COME TO THE AREA LOOKING FOR HIGH-END
FURNITURE.
>>
THE AREA LOOKING FOR HIGH-END FURNITURE. >> NOT FOR US.
>>
FURNITURE. >> NOT FOR US. >> MOE, THIS--I THINK IT'S A
TABLE.
THAT'S
>> MOE, THIS--I THINK IT'S A TABLE. THAT'S AWESOME.
THE
TABLE. THAT'S AWESOME. THE WOOD--I MEAN, THAT'S QUALITY
RIGHT
THAT'S AWESOME. THE WOOD--I MEAN, THAT'S QUALITY RIGHT THERE.
OH,
THE WOOD--I MEAN, THAT'S QUALITY RIGHT THERE. OH, MOE, PERFECT.
STOCKING
RIGHT THERE. OH, MOE, PERFECT. STOCKING UP FOR A LITTLE LATER.
>>
OH, MOE, PERFECT. STOCKING UP FOR A LITTLE LATER. >> I GOT ENOUGH.
>>
STOCKING UP FOR A LITTLE LATER. >> I GOT ENOUGH. >> [laughs]
>>
>> I GOT ENOUGH. >> [laughs] >> IT'S A PRETTY COOL ROCKING
CHAIR.
I
>> IT'S A PRETTY COOL ROCKING CHAIR. I LIKE THE LITTLE TABLE HIDING
IN
CHAIR. I LIKE THE LITTLE TABLE HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THERE.
THERE'S
I LIKE THE LITTLE TABLE HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THERE. THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF.
THIS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THERE. THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF. THIS ONE HAS MY NAME ON IT.
M-O-N-E-Y.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
WHAT
GENTLEMEN! WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW 25.
>>
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW 25. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> 100. NOW 125.
>>
>> 100. NOW 125. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> BIKER'S BIDDING.
>>
>> BIKER'S BIDDING. >> 150. NOW 175.
>>
>> 150. NOW 175. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> WHAT'S WITH THE "YO"?
>>
>> WHAT'S WITH THE "YO"? >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
ROCKY?
>>
ROCKY? >> NOW 75.
>>
>> NOW 75. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> NOW 300. WILL YOU GIVE 325?
>>
>> NOW 300. WILL YOU GIVE 325? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 350.
>>
>> NOW 350. >> YO!
>>
>> YO! >> 350. NOW 375.
>>
>> 350. NOW 375. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 375.
>>
>> 375. >> I WILL NOT BE DENIED!
>>
>> I WILL NOT BE DENIED! >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> 400 OVER THERE. NOW 425.
NOW
>> 400 OVER THERE. NOW 425. NOW 425. 425.
GOING
NOW 425. 425. GOING ONCE.
425,
GOING ONCE. 425, GOING TWICE.
>>
425, GOING TWICE. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> NOW 450.
WILL
>> NOW 450. WILL YOU BID 450?
450
WILL YOU BID 450? 450 NOW. 450.
WILL
450 NOW. 450. WILL YOU GIVE 450? GOING ONCE.
450
WILL YOU GIVE 450? GOING ONCE. 450 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
450 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $425.
$425.
>>
$425. >> YO, ROCKY.
I
>> YO, ROCKY. I JUST KNOCKED YOU OUT!
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF
TODAY'S
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> WHERE'S HE GONNA PUT ALL THAT
STUFF
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> WHERE'S HE GONNA PUT ALL THAT STUFF ON THAT MOTORCYCLE?
>>
>> WHERE'S HE GONNA PUT ALL THAT STUFF ON THAT MOTORCYCLE? >> HE'S PROBABLY GOT A BACKPACK.
>>
STUFF ON THAT MOTORCYCLE? >> HE'S PROBABLY GOT A BACKPACK. >> BUBBA, I'M JUST TIRED OF
DRIVING
>> HE'S PROBABLY GOT A BACKPACK. >> BUBBA, I'M JUST TIRED OF DRIVING ALL THIS WAY.
>>
>> BUBBA, I'M JUST TIRED OF DRIVING ALL THIS WAY. >> THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW,
I
DRIVING ALL THIS WAY. >> THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW, I GUESS.
>>
>> THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW, I GUESS. >> [groans]
>>
I GUESS. >> [groans] >> OH, FINALLY!
I
>> [groans] >> OH, FINALLY! I GOT MY FURNITURE LOCKER.
TOO
>> OH, FINALLY! I GOT MY FURNITURE LOCKER. TOO BAD IT'S OFFICE FURNITURE.
LET'S
I GOT MY FURNITURE LOCKER. TOO BAD IT'S OFFICE FURNITURE. LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT HERE.
BUT
TOO BAD IT'S OFFICE FURNITURE. LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT HERE. BUT IF ANYONE CAN MAKE MONEY
OFF
LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT HERE. BUT IF ANYONE CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT, IT'S ME.
IT'S
IT'S DEFINITELY INDUSTRIAL
OFFICE.
IF
OFFICE. IF I PAINT IT, MAYBE $150 ON
THIS
IF I PAINT IT, MAYBE $150 ON THIS ONE.
THIS
THIS ONE. THIS IS A NICE LITTLE SIDE
TABLE.
$50.
THIS
$50. THIS IS SUCH A BUMMER BECAUSE,
YOU
THIS IS SUCH A BUMMER BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOW-END TABLE AND A
NOT-SO-EXCITING
YOU KNOW, A LOW-END TABLE AND A NOT-SO-EXCITING DESK IS SO MUCH
HARDER
NOT-SO-EXCITING DESK IS SO MUCH HARDER FOR ME TO SELL THAN THAT
BEDROOM
HARDER FOR ME TO SELL THAN THAT BEDROOM FURNITURE THAT WAS IN
THAT
BEDROOM FURNITURE THAT WAS IN THAT OTHER UNIT.
NOW
THAT OTHER UNIT. NOW THIS ISN'T THE LOCKER I
REALLY
NOW THIS ISN'T THE LOCKER I REALLY WANTED.
DAMN
DAMN IT!
IT'S
DAMN IT! IT'S ALL THE NEW GUY'S FAULT.
GOT
DAMN IT! IT'S ALL THE NEW GUY'S FAULT. GOT A NICE YOGA MAT.
I'M
IT'S ALL THE NEW GUY'S FAULT. GOT A NICE YOGA MAT. I'M FEELING A LITTLE STRESSED.
I'M
GOT A NICE YOGA MAT. I'M FEELING A LITTLE STRESSED. I'M JUST GOING TO DO A COUPLE OF
POSES
I'M FEELING A LITTLE STRESSED. I'M JUST GOING TO DO A COUPLE OF POSES RIGHT NOW.
OM.
BLISS.
FURNITURE.
OKAY,
OKAY, BETTER. LET'S GO.
THIS
OKAY, BETTER. LET'S GO. THIS IS COOL.
ONCE
THIS IS COOL. ONCE I PAINT THIS UP, $250.
THIS
ONCE I PAINT THIS UP, $250. THIS IS A COOL CHAIR.
YOU
THIS IS A COOL CHAIR. YOU KNOW, THIS FABRIC IS DAMAGED
AND
YOU KNOW, THIS FABRIC IS DAMAGED AND HIDEOUS.
IT'LL
AND HIDEOUS. IT'LL COST ME $100 TO FIX IT UP,
BUT
IT'LL COST ME $100 TO FIX IT UP, BUT THEN I CAN SELL IT FOR,
LIKE,
BUT THEN I CAN SELL IT FOR, LIKE, 250.
OKAY.
I
I WOULD
I WOULD HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO
BUY
I WOULD HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO BUY THIS TV CABINET, THE WAY IT
IS
I WOULD HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO BUY THIS TV CABINET, THE WAY IT IS RIGHT NOW.
I
BUY THIS TV CABINET, THE WAY IT IS RIGHT NOW. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO
DO
IS RIGHT NOW. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
YOU
I GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT?
PEOPLE
DO WITH THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE SPEND MONEY ALL DAY LONG
ON
YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE SPEND MONEY ALL DAY LONG ON THEIR KIDS OR GRANDCHILDREN
AND
PEOPLE SPEND MONEY ALL DAY LONG ON THEIR KIDS OR GRANDCHILDREN AND THEIR PETS.
I'VE
ON THEIR KIDS OR GRANDCHILDREN AND THEIR PETS. I'VE GONE THE CHILD ROUTE, MAYBE
I
AND THEIR PETS. I'VE GONE THE CHILD ROUTE, MAYBE I NEED TO GO THE PET ROUTE.
I
I DON'T
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO
IT,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO IT, BUT I NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
AND
IT, BUT I NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN AND I NEED TO MAKE IT
>>
>> NOBODY
>> NOBODY WAS TAKING ME
SERIOUSLY
>> NOBODY WAS TAKING ME SERIOUSLY AT THAT AUCTION, SO I
WENT
SERIOUSLY AT THAT AUCTION, SO I WENT NINJA ON THEM AND GOT THAT
BAD
WENT NINJA ON THEM AND GOT THAT BAD BOY.
[gibberish]
NINJA.
[gong
NINJA. [gong crashes]
PEOPLE
[gong crashes] PEOPLE CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY
WANT
PEOPLE CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT ABOUT ME ROLLING UP ON A
BIKE,
WANT ABOUT ME ROLLING UP ON A BIKE, BUT IF I BUY SOMETHING,
I'LL
BIKE, BUT IF I BUY SOMETHING, I'LL HAVE GUYS HERE WITHIN THE
HOUR
I'LL HAVE GUYS HERE WITHIN THE HOUR TO MOVE ALL THE STUFF OUT.
THIS
HOUR TO MOVE ALL THE STUFF OUT. THIS IS BRAND-NEW.
IT'S
THIS IS BRAND-NEW. IT'S GONNA BRING AT LEAST $75.
IT
IT'S GONNA BRING AT LEAST $75. IT JUST NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP
A
IT JUST NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP A LITTLE BIT.
THIS
A LITTLE BIT. THIS FLAT SCREEN COULD BRING ME
AT
THIS FLAT SCREEN COULD BRING ME AT LEAST ANOTHER $50.
GOOD
AT LEAST ANOTHER $50. GOOD ONE TODAY.
>>
GOOD ONE TODAY. >> YEAH? WHAT DID YOU GET?
>>
>> YEAH? WHAT DID YOU GET? >> A LOT OF THIS FURNITURE WE'LL
BE
>> A LOT OF THIS FURNITURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO GET RID OF.
THESE
BE ABLE TO GET RID OF. THESE PILLARS--THESE ARE
AWESOME.
MAN,
AWESOME. MAN, FOR THE PAIR I'LL GET AT
LEAST
MAN, FOR THE PAIR I'LL GET AT LEAST 400.
DANG,
LEAST 400. DANG, IT'S EVEN NICER THAN I
THOUGHT.
THIS
THOUGHT. THIS BLONDE STUFF IS A WHITE
PINE,
THIS BLONDE STUFF IS A WHITE PINE, WHICH MEANS THIS EXTERIOR
WILL
PINE, WHICH MEANS THIS EXTERIOR WILL FINISH REALLY WELL.
THEY
WILL FINISH REALLY WELL. THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS
ANYMORE,
THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE, WITH THE OPENING
VANITY.
THIS
VANITY. THIS IS GONNA GO BEHIND THAT
CENTERPIECE
THIS IS GONNA GO BEHIND THAT CENTERPIECE THERE, MATCHED SET.
THIS
CENTERPIECE THERE, MATCHED SET. THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA PULL
$700
THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA PULL $700 AT LEAST.
OOH,
$700 AT LEAST. OOH, FOUND ANOTHER SET OF
CHAIRS.
FANCY
CHAIRS. FANCY TABLE.
I'M
FANCY TABLE. I'M SURE WITH THE MATCHING SET,
WE'LL
I'M SURE WITH THE MATCHING SET, WE'LL BE ABLE TO GET AT LEAST
$400.
WHOO!
$400. WHOO! SORRY BLONDIE.
I'VE
WHOO! SORRY BLONDIE. I'VE DOUBLED MY MONEY, AND I'M
FAR
I'VE DOUBLED MY MONEY, AND I'M FAR FROM DONE.
I
I WAS
I WAS HOPING TO FIND THE OTHER
NIGHTSTAND
I WAS HOPING TO FIND THE OTHER NIGHTSTAND TO GO WITH THIS SET.
MAN,
I WAS HOPING TO FIND THE OTHER NIGHTSTAND TO GO WITH THIS SET. MAN, I'M SO BUMMED.
I
NIGHTSTAND TO GO WITH THIS SET. MAN, I'M SO BUMMED. I DID NOT FIND THE REST OF
THAT--OOH,
MAN, I'M SO BUMMED. I DID NOT FIND THE REST OF THAT--OOH, WHAT IS
HEY,
HEY, I
HEY, I FOUND SOME KIND OF VIDEO
GAME
HEY, I FOUND SOME KIND OF VIDEO GAME CONSOLE OR SOMETHING.
HOLY
HEY, I FOUND SOME KIND OF VIDEO GAME CONSOLE OR SOMETHING. HOLY [bleep], WHAT IS
IT'S
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL THE SAME THING.
HUH.
LOOKS
IT'S ALL THE SAME THING. HUH. LOOKS PRETTY HI-TECH.
SOLAR
HUH. LOOKS PRETTY HI-TECH. SOLAR POWER.
SOME
LOOKS PRETTY HI-TECH. SOLAR POWER. SOME KIND OF RADIO CONNECT.
I'M
SOLAR POWER. SOME KIND OF RADIO CONNECT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS
CHECKED
SOME KIND OF RADIO CONNECT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT AND FIND OUT HOW
MUCH
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH IT'S REALLY WORTH.
MAYBE
CHECKED OUT AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH IT'S REALLY WORTH. MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF FUNKY
BREATHALYZER.
COPS
MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF FUNKY BREATHALYZER. COPS ARE GETTING REAL HI-TECH
THESE
BREATHALYZER. COPS ARE GETTING REAL HI-TECH THESE DAYS.
[blows]
UH-OH.
I
[blows] UH-OH. I SHOULDN'T BE
>>
>> I
>> I TOOK
>> I TOOK THE OLD TV CABINET
FROM
>> I TOOK THE OLD TV CABINET FROM THAT LOCKER AND GAVE IT THE
FULL-ON
>> I TOOK THE OLD TV CABINET FROM THAT LOCKER AND GAVE IT THE FULL-ON JENNY TREATMENT.
TODAY,
FROM THAT LOCKER AND GAVE IT THE FULL-ON JENNY TREATMENT. TODAY, ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS,
LEAH,
FULL-ON JENNY TREATMENT. TODAY, ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS, LEAH, IS COMING TO CHECK IT OUT.
HEY!
TODAY, ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS, LEAH, IS COMING TO CHECK IT OUT. HEY! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO
SHOW
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW FUNNY, IT'S ADORABLE!
IT'S
>> HOW FUNNY, IT'S ADORABLE! IT'S A DOGHOUSE.
>>
>> HOW FUNNY, IT'S ADORABLE! IT'S A DOGHOUSE. >> YEAH.
WHAT
IT'S A DOGHOUSE. >> YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[dog
>> YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK? [dog whines]
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK? [dog whines] >> LOVE IT.
>>
[dog whines] >> LOVE IT. >> THIS WAS JUST AN OLD, BIG TV
CABINET
>> LOVE IT. >> THIS WAS JUST AN OLD, BIG TV CABINET THAT I FOUND IN A
STORAGE
>> THIS WAS JUST AN OLD, BIG TV CABINET THAT I FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT.
SO
CABINET THAT I FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT. SO I ADDED A ROOF, ADDED THE
WINDOWS,
STORAGE UNIT. SO I ADDED A ROOF, ADDED THE WINDOWS, COUPLE OF FLOWER BOXES
THERE.
AND
WINDOWS, COUPLE OF FLOWER BOXES THERE. AND THEN THIS IS ANOTHER WINDOW
THAT
THERE. AND THEN THIS IS ANOTHER WINDOW THAT IS NOW THE DOOR.
>>
AND THEN THIS IS ANOTHER WINDOW THAT IS NOW THE DOOR. >> RIGHT. I LIKE THE DOOR, YEAH.
>>
THAT IS NOW THE DOOR. >> RIGHT. I LIKE THE DOOR, YEAH. >> AND THE LINING IN HERE IS
A
>> RIGHT. I LIKE THE DOOR, YEAH. >> AND THE LINING IN HERE IS A YOGA MAT THAT WAS IN THERE.
>>
>> AND THE LINING IN HERE IS A YOGA MAT THAT WAS IN THERE. >> OH, WHICH IS PERFECT.
WHICH
A YOGA MAT THAT WAS IN THERE. >> OH, WHICH IS PERFECT. WHICH MAKES IT SUPER EASY TO
CLEAN
>> OH, WHICH IS PERFECT. WHICH MAKES IT SUPER EASY TO CLEAN OUT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
>>
WHICH MAKES IT SUPER EASY TO CLEAN OUT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
DOES
CLEAN OUT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT?
DO
>> NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT? DO YOU WANT TO GO IN?
[dog
DOES CHARLIE LIKE IT? DO YOU WANT TO GO IN? [dog whines]
>>
DO YOU WANT TO GO IN? [dog whines] >> DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE, CHAR?
>>
[dog whines] >> DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE, CHAR? >> HE WENT IN!
>>
>> DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE, CHAR? >> HE WENT IN! >> GOOD BOY.
>>
>> HE WENT IN! >> GOOD BOY. >> YAY!
[laughter]
>>
>> YAY! [laughter] >> HE LIKES IT.
HE'S
[laughter] >> HE LIKES IT. HE'S PLAYING IN THERE.
>>
>> HE LIKES IT. HE'S PLAYING IN THERE. >> HE'S HAPPY.
LOOK,
HE'S PLAYING IN THERE. >> HE'S HAPPY. LOOK, HE'S WAGGING HIS TONGUE,
HE'S
>> HE'S HAPPY. LOOK, HE'S WAGGING HIS TONGUE, HE'S FOGGING UP THE GLASS.
>>
LOOK, HE'S WAGGING HIS TONGUE, HE'S FOGGING UP THE GLASS. >> I THINK HE LIKES IT, JENNY.
SO
SO HOW
SO HOW MUCH ARE YOU SELLING IT
FOR?
>>
FOR? >> I
FOR? >> I PUT A TON OF WORK INTO IT,
AND
>> I PUT A TON OF WORK INTO IT, AND I REALLY NEED TO GET...
>>
AND I REALLY NEED TO GET... >> OH, YEAH, FOR SURE.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, FOR SURE. >> A LOT OF MONEY BACK.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, I THINK THAT SOUNDS
REASONABLE.
TOTALLY.
REASONABLE. TOTALLY. 400.
>>
TOTALLY. 400. >> CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW
HOME,
>> CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME, WAY TO GO.
>>
HOME, WAY TO GO. >> YAY.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE
SOME
>> YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME GIRLS OVER NOW.
>>
>> YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME GIRLS OVER NOW. >> AND NO PUPPIES, 'CAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN
SOME GIRLS OVER NOW. >> AND NO PUPPIES, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FIXED.
[dog
>> AND NO PUPPIES, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FIXED. [dog whines]
>>
BEEN FIXED. [dog whines] >> FROM WORTHLESS TV CABINET TO
UPSCALE
[dog whines] >> FROM WORTHLESS TV CABINET TO UPSCALE POOCH PALACE.
I
>> FROM WORTHLESS TV CABINET TO UPSCALE POOCH PALACE. I THINK I NAILED IT.
HIGH-FIVE.
ALL
I THINK I NAILED IT. HIGH-FIVE. ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE, THAT'S 400
BONES.
>>
ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE, THAT'S 400 BONES. >> HE'S EXCITED. I CAN TELL.
>>
BONES. >> HE'S EXCITED. I CAN TELL. >> THANK
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND OUT THIS HI-TECH
GADGET
>> I FOUND OUT THIS HI-TECH GADGET HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH
WEATHER,
>> I FOUND OUT THIS HI-TECH GADGET HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WEATHER, SO I'M TAKING IT TO MY
BUDDY
GADGET HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WEATHER, SO I'M TAKING IT TO MY BUDDY JASON AT THE NATIONAL
WEATHER
WEATHER, SO I'M TAKING IT TO MY BUDDY JASON AT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.
MAN,
BUDDY JASON AT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. MAN, I FOUND THIS AND I THOUGHT
IT
WEATHER SERVICE. MAN, I FOUND THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER.
BUT
MAN, I FOUND THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER. BUT IT APPEARS TO BE A LITTLE
MORE
IT WAS A VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER. BUT IT APPEARS TO BE A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
>>
BUT IT APPEARS TO BE A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. >> WHAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT--
IT'S
MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. >> WHAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT-- IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A VIDEO
GAME
>> WHAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT-- IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE, BUT YOU'VE GOT A
HOME
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE, BUT YOU'VE GOT A HOME WEATHER STATION HERE.
>>
GAME CONSOLE, BUT YOU'VE GOT A HOME WEATHER STATION HERE. >> HOW DOES IT WORK?
>>
HOME WEATHER STATION HERE. >> HOW DOES IT WORK? >> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
INSTRUMENTS
>> HOW DOES IT WORK? >> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS ALL IN ONE HERE.
IT'S
>> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS ALL IN ONE HERE. IT'S GOT THE RAIN GAUGE.
YOU'VE
INSTRUMENTS ALL IN ONE HERE. IT'S GOT THE RAIN GAUGE. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIND INSTRUMENT.
AND
IT'S GOT THE RAIN GAUGE. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIND INSTRUMENT. AND ALL OF THAT INFORMATION
COMES
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIND INSTRUMENT. AND ALL OF THAT INFORMATION COMES BACK TO THIS LITTLE
CONSOLE
AND ALL OF THAT INFORMATION COMES BACK TO THIS LITTLE CONSOLE THAT YOU'VE GOT HERE.
>>
COMES BACK TO THIS LITTLE CONSOLE THAT YOU'VE GOT HERE. >> SO THIS THING PREDICTS THE
WEATHER?
I
>> SO THIS THING PREDICTS THE WEATHER? I HAVE A MUCH LESS COMPLICATED
METHOD.
I'VE
I HAVE A MUCH LESS COMPLICATED METHOD. I'VE GOT A STONE.
IF
METHOD. I'VE GOT A STONE. IF THE STONE IS HOT, IT'S HOT
OUTSIDE.
AND
IF THE STONE IS HOT, IT'S HOT OUTSIDE. AND IF THE STONE IS WET,
IT
OUTSIDE. AND IF THE STONE IS WET, IT MEANS IT'S RAINING.
>>
AND IF THE STONE IS WET, IT MEANS IT'S RAINING. >> THIS WILL ALSO GIVE YOU THE
HUMIDITY.
CAN
>> THIS WILL ALSO GIVE YOU THE HUMIDITY. CAN YOUR STONE DO THAT?
>>
HUMIDITY. CAN YOUR STONE DO THAT? >> [laughs] NO.
>>
CAN YOUR STONE DO THAT? >> [laughs] NO. >> DO YOU KNOW IF IT POWERS UP?
>>
>> [laughs] NO. >> DO YOU KNOW IF IT POWERS UP? >> OH, MAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED
IT
>> DO YOU KNOW IF IT POWERS UP? >> OH, MAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET, DOC.
>>
>> OH, MAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET, DOC. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
IT YET, DOC. >> ALL RIGHT. >> THINK WE OUGHT TO GIVE IT A
WHIRL?
>>
>> THINK WE OUGHT TO GIVE IT A WHIRL? >> DUDE, DO YOU HAVE THE CORD?
[beeps]
>>
>> DUDE, DO YOU HAVE THE CORD? [beeps] >> HELL, YEAH!
>>
[beeps] >> HELL, YEAH! >> IT'S MAKING A BEEP, SO IT
SOUNDS
>> HELL, YEAH! >> IT'S MAKING A BEEP, SO IT SOUNDS LIKE IT IS, UH, GONNA
POWER
>> IT'S MAKING A BEEP, SO IT SOUNDS LIKE IT IS, UH, GONNA POWER UP FOR US.
[beep]
THERE'S
POWER UP FOR US. [beep] THERE'S A BUNCH OF NUMBERS
LIGHTING
[beep] THERE'S A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIGHTING UP ON THE DISPLAY.
THIS
THERE'S A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIGHTING UP ON THE DISPLAY. THIS IS THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE,
OUTSIDE
LIGHTING UP ON THE DISPLAY. THIS IS THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE, OUTSIDE HUMIDITY, BAROMETER, AND
THEN
THIS IS THE OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE, OUTSIDE HUMIDITY, BAROMETER, AND THEN YOUR WIND SPEED AND
DIRECTION
OUTSIDE HUMIDITY, BAROMETER, AND THEN YOUR WIND SPEED AND DIRECTION IS UP HERE ON THE TOP
LEFT.
>>
>> SO,
>> SO, I
>> SO, I GUESS NOW THAT WE KNOW
THAT
>> SO, I GUESS NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT WORKS, HOW MUCH DO YOU
THINK
THAT IT WORKS, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THINK THIS THING'S WORTH? >> WELL, THIS ONE IS IN REALLY
NICE
>> WELL, THIS ONE IS IN REALLY NICE SHAPE.
THE
NICE SHAPE. THE INSTRUMENTS THEMSELVES LOOK
LIKE
THE INSTRUMENTS THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVEN'T HARDLY BEEN
USED
LIKE THEY HAVEN'T HARDLY BEEN USED AT ALL.
THESE
USED AT ALL. THESE RETAIL FOR ABOUT...
$1,000.
>>
$1,000. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT,
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DOC.
>>
ABOUT, DOC. >> I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
I'M
>> I'M NOT A DOCTOR. I'M A WEATHERMAN.
>>
>> MAN,
>> MAN, JASON, THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
I
>> MAN, JASON, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THING WAS
WORTH
MUCH. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THING WAS WORTH THIS MUCH MONEY.
I'LL
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THING WAS WORTH THIS MUCH MONEY. I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR
WEATHER
WORTH THIS MUCH MONEY. I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR WEATHER PREDICTING.
>>
I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR WEATHER PREDICTING. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
WEATHER PREDICTING. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I MIGHT HAVE TO START COMING
BACK
>> ALL RIGHT. >> I MIGHT HAVE TO START COMING BACK TO THESE AUCTIONS MORE
OFTEN.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO
TELL
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO TELL US WHAT'S UP WITH THIS COOL
GRILL
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO TELL US WHAT'S UP WITH THIS COOL GRILL WE FOUND.
SO
TELL US WHAT'S UP WITH THIS COOL GRILL WE FOUND. SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO MESHACK'S
BARBECUE
GRILL WE FOUND. SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO MESHACK'S BARBECUE TO SEE TRAVIS.
>>
SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO MESHACK'S BARBECUE TO SEE TRAVIS. >> YES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
>>
BARBECUE TO SEE TRAVIS. >> YES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU? >> THE PIT MASTER.
I
>> YES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU? >> THE PIT MASTER. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
ANYTHING
>> THE PIT MASTER. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS?
>>
I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS? >> IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD CAR
ENGINE.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD CAR ENGINE. >> I KNOW. IT'S NUTS.
>>
ENGINE. >> I KNOW. IT'S NUTS. >> THERE WE GO.
>>
>> I KNOW. IT'S NUTS. >> THERE WE GO. >> REAL NEAT. REAL NEAT.
I
>> THERE WE GO. >> REAL NEAT. REAL NEAT. I GUESS THE SMOKE COMES OUT OF
THESE
>> REAL NEAT. REAL NEAT. I GUESS THE SMOKE COMES OUT OF THESE PIPES HERE.
>>
I GUESS THE SMOKE COMES OUT OF THESE PIPES HERE. >> RIGHT. AIR CLEANER.
>>
THESE PIPES HERE. >> RIGHT. AIR CLEANER. >> AIR FILTER--A REAL ONE.
>>
>> RIGHT. AIR CLEANER. >> AIR FILTER--A REAL ONE. >> MAYBE THAT GIVES IT THE
FLAVOR.
>>
>> MAYBE THAT GIVES IT THE FLAVOR. >> YOU THINK SO?
>>
FLAVOR. >> YOU THINK SO? >> MAYBE.
>>
>> YOU THINK SO? >> MAYBE. >> NO, THIS IS, LIKE,
DECORATION,
>> MAYBE. >> NO, THIS IS, LIKE, DECORATION, TO MAKE IT LOOK
GOOD.
YEAH,
DECORATION, TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MEN THINK,
YOU
GOOD. YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MEN THINK, YOU KNOW.
>>
YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MEN THINK, YOU KNOW. >> GIVE IT THE LOOK. YEAH.
>>
YOU KNOW. >> GIVE IT THE LOOK. YEAH. >> OKAY, THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING--WHAT
>> GIVE IT THE LOOK. YEAH. >> OKAY, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING--WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A
GRILL,
>> OKAY, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING--WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A GRILL, IS HOW FAR YOU'RE AWAY
FROM
THING--WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A GRILL, IS HOW FAR YOU'RE AWAY FROM THE FLAMES, THE
VENTILATION,
GRILL, IS HOW FAR YOU'RE AWAY FROM THE FLAMES, THE VENTILATION, AND BEING ABLE TO
CONTROL
FROM THE FLAMES, THE VENTILATION, AND BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR HEAT.
SO
VENTILATION, AND BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR HEAT. SO THIS IS A GREAT GRILL.
>>
CONTROL YOUR HEAT. SO THIS IS A GREAT GRILL. >> NOW WE'RE COOKING!
>>
SO THIS IS A GREAT GRILL. >> NOW WE'RE COOKING! >> I LIKE WOOD.
WHAT
>> NOW WE'RE COOKING! >> I LIKE WOOD. WHAT KIND OF WOOD DO YOU USE?
>>
>> I LIKE WOOD. WHAT KIND OF WOOD DO YOU USE? >> I USE PECAN WOOD.
>>
WHAT KIND OF WOOD DO YOU USE? >> I USE PECAN WOOD. >> PECAN.
>>
>> I USE PECAN WOOD. >> PECAN. >> HICKORY IS THE KING.
>>
>> PECAN. >> HICKORY IS THE KING. >> RIGHT.
>>
>> HICKORY IS THE KING. >> RIGHT. >> OAK IS THE QUEEN.
PECAN
>> RIGHT. >> OAK IS THE QUEEN. PECAN IS THE CHOICE OF
PROFESSIONALS.
>>
PECAN IS THE CHOICE OF PROFESSIONALS. >> AAH.
>>
PROFESSIONALS. >> AAH. >> ANOTHER WOOD MASTER.
>>
>> AAH. >> ANOTHER WOOD MASTER. >> YEAH!
>>
>> ANOTHER WOOD MASTER. >> YEAH! >> PIT MASTER.
>>
>> YEAH! >> PIT MASTER. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
IS
>> PIT MASTER. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH, TRAVIS?
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT
BEFORE.
IT
BEFORE. IT OUGHT TO BE AROUND $700.
>>
IT OUGHT TO BE AROUND $700. >> THAT'S--
>>
>> THAT'S-- >> THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
>>
>> WE
>> WE BARELY BROKE EVEN WITH
THIS
>> WE BARELY BROKE EVEN WITH THIS LOCKER, BUT THANKS TO OUR
CAR-B-QUE,
>> WE BARELY BROKE EVEN WITH THIS LOCKER, BUT THANKS TO OUR CAR-B-QUE, WE DIDN'T GET BURNED.
GREAT.
>>
CAR-B-QUE, WE DIDN'T GET BURNED. GREAT. >> WHERE'S THE BARBECUE?
>>
GREAT. >> WHERE'S THE BARBECUE? >> UH, I THINK WE GOT SOME
SAUSAGE
>> WHERE'S THE BARBECUE? >> UH, I THINK WE GOT SOME SAUSAGE IN THERE.
>>
>> UH, I THINK WE GOT SOME SAUSAGE IN THERE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
SAUSAGE IN THERE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOLD ON.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> HOLD ON. >> I GOT TO TASTE YOUR MEAT.
>>
>> HOLD ON. >> I GOT TO TASTE YOUR MEAT. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> I GOT TO TASTE YOUR MEAT. >> [chuckles] >> WHOA.
>>
>> [chuckles] >> WHOA. >> [laughs]
[groans]
>>
>> [laughs] [groans] >> YOU'LL SEE.
YOU'LL
[groans] >> YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL LIKE THOSE.
DIP
>> YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL LIKE THOSE. DIP IT IN THE BARBECUE SAUCE.
>>
YOU'LL LIKE THOSE. DIP IT IN THE BARBECUE SAUCE. >> IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>>
DIP IT IN THE BARBECUE SAUCE. >> IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? >> WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK?
>>
>> IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? >> WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK? >> DELICIOUS.
>>
>> WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK? >> DELICIOUS. >> THANK YOU.
PIT
>> DELICIOUS. >> THANK YOU. PIT MASTER, REMEMBER?
>>
>> THANK YOU. PIT MASTER, REMEMBER? >> YEAH.
>>
PIT MASTER, REMEMBER? >> YEAH. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> CHEERS. [laughs]
>>
>> OKAY. >> CHEERS. [laughs] >> announcer: THE DESOTO
CHAMPION
>> CHEERS. [laughs] >> announcer: THE DESOTO CHAMPION WAS J.D., WHOSE HOME
WEATHER
>> announcer: THE DESOTO CHAMPION WAS J.D., WHOSE HOME WEATHER STATION FORECASTED A
$1,900
CHAMPION WAS J.D., WHOSE HOME WEATHER STATION FORECASTED A $1,900 PROFIT.
JENNY
WEATHER STATION FORECASTED A $1,900 PROFIT. JENNY TURNED A TV CABINET INTO
A
$1,900 PROFIT. JENNY TURNED A TV CABINET INTO A PUPPY HOTEL, FETCHING 575
BUCKS.
MOE
A PUPPY HOTEL, FETCHING 575 BUCKS. MOE AND MARY TURNED ON THE HEAT
WITH
BUCKS. MOE AND MARY TURNED ON THE HEAT WITH THEIR EXOTIC GRILL, MAKING
80
MOE AND MARY TURNED ON THE HEAT WITH THEIR EXOTIC GRILL, MAKING 80 BUCKS, WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA
DROVE
WITH THEIR EXOTIC GRILL, MAKING 80 BUCKS, WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA DROVE ALL THE WAY TO DESOTO FOR
THE
80 BUCKS, WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA DROVE ALL THE WAY TO DESOTO FOR THE SCENERY.
YEE-HOO!
>>
THE SCENERY. YEE-HOO! >> MORE BOXES FULL OF ADULT
DIAPERS.
I
I WANT
I WANT TO
I WANT TO CHECK OUT WHAT THESE
LOOK
I WANT TO CHECK OUT WHAT THESE LOOK LIKE.
LOOKS
LOOK LIKE. LOOKS ACTUALLY PRETTY
COMFORTABLE.
I
COMFORTABLE. I ALWAYS HAVE TO MISS STUFF,
'CAUSE
I ALWAYS HAVE TO MISS STUFF, 'CAUSE I HAVE TO STOP AND GO
PEE
'CAUSE I HAVE TO STOP AND GO PEE AND I COULD JUST WEAR THESE
ALL
PEE AND I COULD JUST WEAR THESE ALL DAY AND SAVE SO MUCH TIME.
I
ALL DAY AND SAVE SO MUCH TIME. I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
THIS.
HOW
THIS. HOW HOT DO I LOOK RIGHT NOW?
DOWNWARD
HOW HOT DO I LOOK RIGHT NOW? DOWNWARD DOG.
THIS
DOWNWARD DOG. THIS DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE SUCH
A
THIS DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE SUCH A BAD LOCKER AFTER