>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
[whip
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip crack]
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip crack] THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
[whip crack] THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT!
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT! >> 750.
>>
>> OOH! SO NEAT! >> 750. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,050!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,050! >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> TODAY, I BROUGHT MY SECRET
WEAPON.
♪
>> TODAY, I BROUGHT MY SECRET WEAPON. ♪ DUN DUN-DA-DA! ♪
MY
WEAPON. ♪ DUN DUN-DA-DA! ♪ MY MOM FRAN.
>>
♪ DUN DUN-DA-DA! ♪ MY MOM FRAN. >> THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
>>
MY MOM FRAN. >> THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. >> COUGAR ALERT. ROWR!
>>
>> THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. >> COUGAR ALERT. ROWR! >> ARE YOU REALLY GONNA HIT ON
MY
>> COUGAR ALERT. ROWR! >> ARE YOU REALLY GONNA HIT ON MY MOM?
>>
>> ARE YOU REALLY GONNA HIT ON MY MOM? >> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS
YOUR
MY MOM? >> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER.
>>
>> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER. >> GOTTA STAY FOCUSED, BUY ONLY
FURNITURE.
>>
>> GOTTA STAY FOCUSED, BUY ONLY FURNITURE. >> 75!
>>
FURNITURE. >> 75! >> STOP BIDDING!
STICK
>> 75! >> STOP BIDDING! STICK WITH THE PLAN!
>>
>> STOP BIDDING! STICK WITH THE PLAN! >> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB.
>>
STICK WITH THE PLAN! >> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB. >> OH, MY GOD!
I
>> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB. >> OH, MY GOD! I THINK IT'S REAL.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD! I THINK IT'S REAL. >> THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS
PERFECT
I THINK IT'S REAL. >> THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM.
>>
>> THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM. >> WE JUST HAVE TO SPEND
A
PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM. >> WE JUST HAVE TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
>>
>> WE JUST HAVE TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. >> DEFINITELY.
YEAH!
>>
>> DEFINITELY. YEAH! >> DO IT.
>>
YEAH! >> DO IT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> DO IT. >> YEAH! >> IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL
BE
>> YEAH! >> IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL BE EASY PICKIN'.
>>
>> IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL BE EASY PICKIN'. >> YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED.
>>
BE EASY PICKIN'. >> YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED. >> OKAY.
BITCH
>> YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED. >> OKAY. BITCH FACE.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER 1,000.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER 1,000. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT
WE
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
>>
WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN LANCASTER,
TEXAS.
>>
TEXAS. >> NOW, LANCASTER MAY SEEM LIKE
A
>> NOW, LANCASTER MAY SEEM LIKE A QUAINT LITTLE COMMUNITY,
BUT
BUT IN
BUT IN 1934, BONNIE AND CLYDE
RAISED
BUT IN 1934, BONNIE AND CLYDE RAISED HELL AND ROBBED THIS TOWN
BLIND.
LET'S
RAISED HELL AND ROBBED THIS TOWN BLIND. LET'S HOPE OUR BUYERS MAKE OUT
LIKE
BLIND. LET'S HOPE OUR BUYERS MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS TOO.
>>
LET'S HOPE OUR BUYERS MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS TOO. >> WE GOTTA BUY BIG, BUB.
THIS
LIKE BANDITS TOO. >> WE GOTTA BUY BIG, BUB. THIS IS OUR LAST OPPORTUNITY
BEFORE
>> WE GOTTA BUY BIG, BUB. THIS IS OUR LAST OPPORTUNITY BEFORE THE SALE TO GET SOME
BIG
THIS IS OUR LAST OPPORTUNITY BEFORE THE SALE TO GET SOME BIG STUFF.
WE'RE
BEFORE THE SALE TO GET SOME BIG STUFF. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HUGE CROWD.
WE'RE
WE'RE GEARING UP FOR AN EPIC
SALE
WE'RE GEARING UP FOR AN EPIC SALE AT OUR WAREHOUSE,
AND
SALE AT OUR WAREHOUSE, AND WE NEED TO BUY, BUY, BUY!
EVERYTHING
AND WE NEED TO BUY, BUY, BUY! EVERYTHING FROM FURNITURE
TO
EVERYTHING FROM FURNITURE TO FARM EQUIPMENT.
WE
TO FARM EQUIPMENT. WE HOPE TO FILL THE BANK UP.
>>
WE HOPE TO FILL THE BANK UP. >> I GOT THAT LUCKY FEELING,
YOU
>> I GOT THAT LUCKY FEELING, YOU KNOW?
IN
YOU KNOW? IN MY TOES.
>>
IN MY TOES. >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> I JUST CAME BACK FROM
A
>> I JUST CAME BACK FROM A HAWAIIAN VACATION, AND I'M
HANGING
A HAWAIIAN VACATION, AND I'M HANGING LOOSE TODAY, BRA.
I
HANGING LOOSE TODAY, BRA. I MEAN, NO WORRIES.
>>
I MEAN, NO WORRIES. >> MOE, YOU DO LOOK VERY SNAZZY
IN
>> MOE, YOU DO LOOK VERY SNAZZY IN YOUR FLOWER SHIRT.
I
IN YOUR FLOWER SHIRT. I HAVE NOTICED THAT MOE IS
A
I HAVE NOTICED THAT MOE IS A LITTLE CRAZIER THAN NORMAL
TODAY.
CASE
CASE IN
CASE IN POINT...THE SHIRT!
I
CASE IN POINT...THE SHIRT! I JUST HOPE THAT HE CAN STICK
TO
CASE IN POINT...THE SHIRT! I JUST HOPE THAT HE CAN STICK TO OUR PLAN--
BUY
I JUST HOPE THAT HE CAN STICK TO OUR PLAN-- BUY FURNITURE ONLY!
NO
TO OUR PLAN-- BUY FURNITURE ONLY! NO MORE TCHOTCHKES.
>>
BUY FURNITURE ONLY! NO MORE TCHOTCHKES. >> [humming]
OH,
NO MORE TCHOTCHKES. >> [humming] OH, WELL, ANTIQUES HAVEN'T BEEN
SELLING
>> [humming] OH, WELL, ANTIQUES HAVEN'T BEEN SELLING THAT WELL IN MY STORE
RIGHT
OH, WELL, ANTIQUES HAVEN'T BEEN SELLING THAT WELL IN MY STORE RIGHT NOW.
SO
SELLING THAT WELL IN MY STORE RIGHT NOW. SO TODAY MY FOCUS IS FOR LITTLE
THINGS--YOU
RIGHT NOW. SO TODAY MY FOCUS IS FOR LITTLE THINGS--YOU KNOW, SHELF FILLER.
TCHOTCHKES,
SO TODAY MY FOCUS IS FOR LITTLE THINGS--YOU KNOW, SHELF FILLER. TCHOTCHKES, KNICKKNACKS,
DOODADS--
SMALL
SMALL ITEMS THAT'LL FLY OFF MY
SHELVES.
>>
SHELVES. >> TODAY, I BROUGHT MY SECRET
WEAPON.
♪
WEAPON. ♪ DUN DUN-DA-DA! ♪
MY
♪ DUN DUN-DA-DA! ♪ MY MOM FRAN!
>>
MY MOM FRAN! >> I'M EXCITED.
THIS
>> I'M EXCITED. THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
>>
THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. >> I LEARNED EVERYTHING ABOUT
REFURB
>> I LEARNED EVERYTHING ABOUT REFURB FROM MY MOM, SO SHE'LL
HAVE
REFURB FROM MY MOM, SO SHE'LL HAVE SOME FRESH IDEAS ABOUT HOW
TO
HAVE SOME FRESH IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO UP-CYCLE WHAT'S IN THESE
LOCKERS.
YOU'RE
YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED.
YOU
YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED. YOU NEED A GAME FACE.
TRY
YOU'RE GETTING TOO EXCITED. YOU NEED A GAME FACE. TRY AND LOOK LIKE A BITCH.
>>
YOU NEED A GAME FACE. TRY AND LOOK LIKE A BITCH. >> HO--OKAY.
BITCH
TRY AND LOOK LIKE A BITCH. >> HO--OKAY. BITCH FACE.
>>
>> HO--OKAY. BITCH FACE. >> COUGAR ALERT! ROWR!
>>
BITCH FACE. >> COUGAR ALERT! ROWR! >> REALLY?
>>
>> COUGAR ALERT! ROWR! >> REALLY? >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> REALLY? >> DON'T EVEN TRY TO HOLD MY
MOM'S
>> REALLY? >> DON'T EVEN TRY TO HOLD MY MOM'S HAND.
>>
>> DON'T EVEN TRY TO HOLD MY MOM'S HAND. >> NO, THIS IS THE GUY YOU'VE
BEEN
MOM'S HAND. >> NO, THIS IS THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT...
ALWAYS
>> NO, THIS IS THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT... ALWAYS HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER.
>>
BEEN TALKING ABOUT... ALWAYS HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER. >> SO LISTEN.
>>
ALWAYS HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER. >> SO LISTEN. >> NO!
>>
>> SO LISTEN. >> NO! >> ARE YOU REALLY GONNA HIT ON
MY
>> NO! >> ARE YOU REALLY GONNA HIT ON MY MOM?
REALLY?
>>
MY MOM? REALLY? >> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS
YOUR
REALLY? >> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER.
>>
>> YOUR MOM? I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER. >> both: OH.
>>
>> HOLY
>> HOLY HELL!
THE
>> HOLY HELL! THE COMPETITION'S IN RARE FORM
TODAY.
THEY'VE
THEY'VE ALL GONE BAT-[bleep]
CRAZY.
[cartoon
THEY'VE ALL GONE BAT-[bleep] CRAZY. [cartoon sound]
>>
CRAZY. [cartoon sound] >> DON'T SMILE AT HIM LIKE THAT.
>>
[cartoon sound] >> DON'T SMILE AT HIM LIKE THAT. >> YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH
THE
>> DON'T SMILE AT HIM LIKE THAT. >> YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH THE FRAT KIDS AGAIN.
>>
>> YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH THE FRAT KIDS AGAIN. >> NO, LISTEN.
THIS
THE FRAT KIDS AGAIN. >> NO, LISTEN. THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU
COME
>> NO, LISTEN. THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM HAWAII, BUBBA.
>>
THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM HAWAII, BUBBA. >> THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU
COME
COME BACK FROM HAWAII, BUBBA. >> THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM A RAVE TOO.
[laughter]
IF
COME BACK FROM A RAVE TOO. [laughter] IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL
EASY
[laughter] IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL EASY PICKIN'.
>>
IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS, IT'LL EASY PICKIN'. >> MM-HMM.
>>
EASY PICKIN'. >> MM-HMM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THERE'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
HAMMER
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> HMM!
[whispering]
>> HMM! [whispering] TWO, THREE, FOUR.
FOUR
>> HMM! [whispering] TWO, THREE, FOUR. FOUR TOOL BOXES.
>>
[whispering] TWO, THREE, FOUR. FOUR TOOL BOXES. >> TOOLS ARE OUR BEST SELLER AT
THE
FOUR TOOL BOXES. >> TOOLS ARE OUR BEST SELLER AT THE WAREHOUSE SALE.
SO
>> TOOLS ARE OUR BEST SELLER AT THE WAREHOUSE SALE. SO WE'LL BE TAKING THIS ONE
HOME.
>>
SO WE'LL BE TAKING THIS ONE HOME. >> I DON'T REALLY SEE MUCH OF
ANYTHING
HOME. >> I DON'T REALLY SEE MUCH OF ANYTHING OF QUALITY.
SCREWS
>> I DON'T REALLY SEE MUCH OF ANYTHING OF QUALITY. SCREWS AND BOLTS WILL BE PENNIES
EACH.
NOT
SCREWS AND BOLTS WILL BE PENNIES EACH. NOT THE KIND OF SHELF FILLER
I'M
EACH. NOT THE KIND OF SHELF FILLER I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>
NOT THE KIND OF SHELF FILLER I'M LOOKING FOR. >> LOOKS LIKE AN OLD VINTAGE
TOOL
I'M LOOKING FOR. >> LOOKS LIKE AN OLD VINTAGE TOOL TRUNK OR SOMETHING.
LOVE
>> LOOKS LIKE AN OLD VINTAGE TOOL TRUNK OR SOMETHING. LOVE THOSE METAL CASES.
>>
TOOL TRUNK OR SOMETHING. LOVE THOSE METAL CASES. >> GOT TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE
PLAN--BUY
LOVE THOSE METAL CASES. >> GOT TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE PLAN--BUY ONLY FURNITURE.
AND
>> GOT TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE PLAN--BUY ONLY FURNITURE. AND THIS IS NOT FURNITURE.
>>
PLAN--BUY ONLY FURNITURE. AND THIS IS NOT FURNITURE. >> THAT'D BE A CUTE JEWELRY BOX.
ALSO,
AND THIS IS NOT FURNITURE. >> THAT'D BE A CUTE JEWELRY BOX. ALSO, THAT WOODEN CRATE.
THAT
>> THAT'D BE A CUTE JEWELRY BOX. ALSO, THAT WOODEN CRATE. THAT COULD BE A CUTE TOY BOX.
>>
ALSO, THAT WOODEN CRATE. THAT COULD BE A CUTE TOY BOX. >> MOM AND I ARE LIKE...
TOTALLY
THAT COULD BE A CUTE TOY BOX. >> MOM AND I ARE LIKE... TOTALLY ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $50 WHERE?
>>
GENTLEMEN, $50 WHERE? >> 50!
>>
>> 50! >> 50, NOW 100.
>>
>> 50, NOW 100. >> HERE.
>>
>> HERE. >> 100. NOW 150, NOW 200.
>>
>> 100. NOW 150, NOW 200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 250, WANNA BID 250?
>>
>> 250, WANNA BID 250? >> OH!
>>
>> OH! >> 250. NOW 300.
>>
>> 250. NOW 300. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 350. WANNA BID 350?
NOW
>> NOW 350. WANNA BID 350? NOW 400. WANNA GET 400.
>>
NOW 400. WANNA GET 400. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLAN?
>>
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLAN? >> NOW 450.
>>
>> NOW 450. >> I JUST WANTED TO BID IT UP.
>>
>> I JUST WANTED TO BID IT UP. >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 450, NOW 500.
>>
>> 450, NOW 500. >> HERE.
>>
>> HERE. >> I HAVE 500! 550.
>>
>> I HAVE 500! 550. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 550, NOW 600.
WANNA
>> 550, NOW 600. WANNA GIVE 600?
600.
WANNA GIVE 600? 600. NOW 600 GOING ONCE.
600
600. NOW 600 GOING ONCE. 600 GOING TWICE.
I
600 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $550
IN
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $550 IN THE FRONT.
>>
IN THE FRONT. >> I LOVE TODAY.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA SCOOP UP ALL THE
BEST
WE'RE GONNA SCOOP UP ALL THE BEST LOCKERS FOR THE WAREHOUSE
SALE.
BOOM.
BEST LOCKERS FOR THE WAREHOUSE SALE. BOOM. [clicks tongue]
>>
SALE. BOOM. [clicks tongue] >> THAT'S JUST LIKE PICKING UP
DOLLARS
BOOM. [clicks tongue] >> THAT'S JUST LIKE PICKING UP DOLLARS ON THE
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, IT'S CLEAN, IT'S
ORDERLY,
>> WELL, IT'S CLEAN, IT'S ORDERLY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN
HERE
>> WELL, IT'S CLEAN, IT'S ORDERLY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE UP TO PAR FOR THE SHOP.
>>
ORDERLY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE UP TO PAR FOR THE SHOP. >> I KNOW MARY ONLY WANTS
FURNITURE,
HERE UP TO PAR FOR THE SHOP. >> I KNOW MARY ONLY WANTS FURNITURE, BUT I GOT THAT
FEELING
>> I KNOW MARY ONLY WANTS FURNITURE, BUT I GOT THAT FEELING IN MY TOES.
THIS
FURNITURE, BUT I GOT THAT FEELING IN MY TOES. THIS COULD BE THE BIG KAHUNA.
>>
FEELING IN MY TOES. THIS COULD BE THE BIG KAHUNA. >> I LIKE IT.
IT'S
THIS COULD BE THE BIG KAHUNA. >> I LIKE IT. IT'S A LITTLE MYSTERY LOCKER.
THERE
>> I LIKE IT. IT'S A LITTLE MYSTERY LOCKER. THERE COULD BE A LOT OF GOOD
KNICKKNACKS
IT'S A LITTLE MYSTERY LOCKER. THERE COULD BE A LOT OF GOOD KNICKKNACKS IN THOSE TUBS.
>>
THERE COULD BE A LOT OF GOOD KNICKKNACKS IN THOSE TUBS. >> WHAT'S THAT UP TOP?
>>
KNICKKNACKS IN THOSE TUBS. >> WHAT'S THAT UP TOP? >> THAT'S THAT THING THAT YOU
PUT
>> WHAT'S THAT UP TOP? >> THAT'S THAT THING THAT YOU PUT YOUR...
>>
>> THAT'S THAT THING THAT YOU PUT YOUR... >> OH, YOU PUT YOUR COMPUTER ON.
>>
PUT YOUR... >> OH, YOU PUT YOUR COMPUTER ON. >> COMPUTER ON.
>>
>> OH, YOU PUT YOUR COMPUTER ON. >> COMPUTER ON. >> COMPUTER EQUIPMENT AND
ELECTRONICS
>> COMPUTER ON. >> COMPUTER EQUIPMENT AND ELECTRONICS GO FAST AT OUR
SALES,
>> COMPUTER EQUIPMENT AND ELECTRONICS GO FAST AT OUR SALES, AND YOU KNOW I LOVE ME
SOME
ELECTRONICS GO FAST AT OUR SALES, AND YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME MYSTERY TUBS.
>>
SALES, AND YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME MYSTERY TUBS. >> HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU THINK
IS
SOME MYSTERY TUBS. >> HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU THINK IS IN THAT PENNY JAR?
>>
>> HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU THINK IS IN THAT PENNY JAR? >> $100 MAYBE.
>>
IS IN THAT PENNY JAR? >> $100 MAYBE. >> UM, I DOUBT THERE'S $100
IN
>> $100 MAYBE. >> UM, I DOUBT THERE'S $100 IN PENNIES.
BUT
>> UM, I DOUBT THERE'S $100 IN PENNIES. BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
ATTIC,
IN PENNIES. BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ATTIC, AND THERE COULD BE GOOD
THINGS
BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ATTIC, AND THERE COULD BE GOOD THINGS BURIED IN HERE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WANNA
GENTLEMEN. WANNA GET $50, WHERE?
>>
WANNA GET $50, WHERE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 50. NOW 100, 100.
>>
>> 50. NOW 100, 100. >> 75.
>>
>> 75. >> 75.
>> 75. NOW
>> 75. >> 75. NOW 100, 100.
>>
>> 75. NOW 100, 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 25.
>>
>> NOW 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 50, GONNA BID 150.
>>
>> NOW 50, GONNA BID 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 150. NOW 175.
>>
>> 150. NOW 175. >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> STOP BIDDING!
STICK
>> STOP BIDDING! STICK WITH THE PLAN.
>>
STICK WITH THE PLAN. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I GOT 200, NOW 25.
WANNA
>> I GOT 200, NOW 25. WANNA GET 225.
>>
WANNA GET 225. >> DO IT.
>>
>> DO IT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> DON'T DO IT.
NO.
>>
NO. >> 250, WANNA BID 250.
>>
>> 250, WANNA BID 250. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 250, NOW 300.
300,
>> 250, NOW 300. 300, 300, 300.
ARE
300, 300, 300. ARE WE ABLE TO GET 300 ANYWHERE?
>>
ARE WE ABLE TO GET 300 ANYWHERE? >> YOU WANNA BID?
>>
>> YOU WANNA BID? >> WE'RE OUT.
>>
>> WE'RE OUT. >> 300 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
>> 300 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $250,
LADIES
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $250, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> MOE HAS OUT-CRAZIED HIMSELF.
WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLAN?
I
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLAN? I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT WE
SPENT
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLAN? I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT WE SPENT $250 ON THIS.
I
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT WE SPENT $250 ON THIS. I REALLY JUST HOPE WE CAN
SALVAGE
SPENT $250 ON THIS. I REALLY JUST HOPE WE CAN SALVAGE SOMETHING FROM THIS
MESS.
WHERE
SALVAGE SOMETHING FROM THIS MESS. WHERE DO YOU WANNA START, MOE?
>>
MESS. WHERE DO YOU WANNA START, MOE? >> MYSTERY TUBS.
MYSTERY
WHERE DO YOU WANNA START, MOE? >> MYSTERY TUBS. MYSTERY TUB NUMBER ONE.
WHAT
>> MYSTERY TUBS. MYSTERY TUB NUMBER ONE. WHAT DO WE GOT IN HERE?
MATERIAL.
LOOK!
>>
MATERIAL. LOOK! >> IT'S NOT EVEN MATERIAL.
IT'S
LOOK! >> IT'S NOT EVEN MATERIAL. IT'S SHEETS...WITH STAINS.
25
>> IT'S NOT EVEN MATERIAL. IT'S SHEETS...WITH STAINS. 25 CENTS.
>>
IT'S SHEETS...WITH STAINS. 25 CENTS. >> OOH, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD
ONE,
25 CENTS. >> OOH, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE, MARY.
>>
>> OOH, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE, MARY. >> YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
>>
ONE, MARY. >> YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. >> OH, LOOK.
YOU
>> YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. >> OH, LOOK. YOU CAN MAKE...
>>
>> OH, LOOK. YOU CAN MAKE... >> [laughing]
>>
YOU CAN MAKE... >> [laughing] >> EGGS!
WE
>> [laughing] >> EGGS! WE COULD GO CAMPING.
>>
>> EGGS! WE COULD GO CAMPING. >> GREAT.
>>
WE COULD GO CAMPING. >> GREAT. >> OH, NICE DRILL.
>>
>> OOH,
>> OOH, YEAH, THAT IS A GOOD
DRILL.
>>
DRILL. >> THIS IS $25.
>>
>> THIS IS $25. >> THESE KNICKKNACKS ARE KILLING
ME.
>>
ME. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WHAT'S IN THIS?
OH,
OH, HERE'S SOME PRETTY
>>
>> [gasps] MOE!
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD!
I
OH, MY GOD! I THINK IT'S REAL.
AND
OH, MY GOD! I THINK IT'S REAL. AND I'M NOT KIDDING.
>>
I THINK IT'S REAL. AND I'M NOT KIDDING. >> LET ME SEE.
WHAT
AND I'M NOT KIDDING. >> LET ME SEE. WHAT IT IS IS STERLING SILVER
WITH
>> LET ME SEE. WHAT IT IS IS STERLING SILVER WITH A GOLD WASH.
>>
WHAT IT IS IS STERLING SILVER WITH A GOLD WASH. >> "C.Z."
CUBIC
WITH A GOLD WASH. >> "C.Z." CUBIC ZIRCONIUM.
>>
>> "C.Z." CUBIC ZIRCONIUM. >> YEAH, THESE ARE CUBIC.
BUT
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM. >> YEAH, THESE ARE CUBIC. BUT THIS IS STERLING.
STERLING,
STERLING, RIGHT NOW, IS $31
AN
STERLING, RIGHT NOW, IS $31 AN OUNCE.
>>
AN OUNCE. >> $31? OH, YES!
NOT!
I'M
NOT! I'M A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK.
>>
NOT! I'M A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK. >> IN SHOCK?
>>
I'M A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK. >> IN SHOCK? >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIGH-END
STUFF.
>>
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIGH-END STUFF. >> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB.
GOTTA
STUFF. >> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB. GOTTA THINK POSITIVELY.
>>
>> ANOTHER MYSTERY TUB. GOTTA THINK POSITIVELY. >> NORMALLY, THIS STUFF WOULD BE
JUST
GOTTA THINK POSITIVELY. >> NORMALLY, THIS STUFF WOULD BE JUST PUT IN THE TRASH.
>>
>> NORMALLY, THIS STUFF WOULD BE JUST PUT IN THE TRASH. >> A TOWEL FOR YOU TO SHOWER.
OH,
JUST PUT IN THE TRASH. >> A TOWEL FOR YOU TO SHOWER. OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
"BRILLIANT
>> A TOWEL FOR YOU TO SHOWER. OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. "BRILLIANT AIMING SOLUTIONS."
OOH.
>>
"BRILLIANT AIMING SOLUTIONS." OOH. >> [laughing]
>>
OOH. >> [laughing] >> UM, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS.
>>
>> [laughing] >> UM, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS. >> LET ME SEE THAT THING.
YOU
>> UM, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS. >> LET ME SEE THAT THING. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
IT
>> LET ME SEE THAT THING. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? IT GOES ON TOP OF A GUN.
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? IT GOES ON TOP OF A GUN. >> IT'S A GUN SIGHT, RIGHT?
>>
IT GOES ON TOP OF A GUN. >> IT'S A GUN SIGHT, RIGHT? >> FOR LIKE HUNTING.
THIS
>> IT'S A GUN SIGHT, RIGHT? >> FOR LIKE HUNTING. THIS IS THE BULL'S-EYE THING.
>>
>> FOR LIKE HUNTING. THIS IS THE BULL'S-EYE THING. >> OKAY.
I
THIS IS THE BULL'S-EYE THING. >> OKAY. I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS
CHECKED
>> OKAY. I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> YEAH, WE DO.
>>
CHECKED OUT. >> YEAH, WE DO. >> THIS GUN SIGHT LOOKS
PROFESSIONAL
>> YEAH, WE DO. >> THIS GUN SIGHT LOOKS PROFESSIONAL GRADE.
I
>> THIS GUN SIGHT LOOKS PROFESSIONAL GRADE. I HOPE THIS PAYS OFF.
'CAUSE
PROFESSIONAL GRADE. I HOPE THIS PAYS OFF. 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MARY'S
SIGHTS.
MAYBE
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MARY'S SIGHTS. MAYBE WE'RE GONNA GET
A
SIGHTS. MAYBE WE'RE GONNA GET A BULL'S-EYE.
>>
MAYBE WE'RE GONNA GET A BULL'S-EYE. >> LET'S HOPE.
>>
A BULL'S-EYE. >> LET'S HOPE. >> HEY!
>>
>> LET'S HOPE. >> HEY! >> THE CHAIRS ARE GREAT.
>>
>> HEY! >> THE CHAIRS ARE GREAT. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
7,
>> THE CHAIRS ARE GREAT. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 7, SO--
>>
>> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 7, SO-- >> YOU SEE 7 CHAIRS?
>>
7, SO-- >> YOU SEE 7 CHAIRS? >> IS THERE 7?
>>
>> YOU SEE 7 CHAIRS? >> IS THERE 7? >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
>>
>> IS THERE 7? >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. >> 5?
>>
>> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. >> 5? >> 5.
>>
>> 5? >> 5. >> OH.
>>
>> 5. >> OH. >> YOU'RE REALLY HELPING.
OKAY,
>> OH. >> YOU'RE REALLY HELPING. OKAY, SO MAYBE FRAN CAN'T COUNT.
BUT
>> YOU'RE REALLY HELPING. OKAY, SO MAYBE FRAN CAN'T COUNT. BUT THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS
PERFECT
OKAY, SO MAYBE FRAN CAN'T COUNT. BUT THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM.
>>
BUT THIS FURNITURE LOCKER IS PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM. >> THIS IS BUILT FOR JENNY.
>>
PERFECT FOR ME AND MY MOM. >> THIS IS BUILT FOR JENNY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> THIS IS BUILT FOR JENNY. >> YEAH. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP 'EM
SPEND
>> YEAH. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP 'EM SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
>>
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP 'EM SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. >> YES, DEFINITELY.
>>
SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. >> YES, DEFINITELY. >> THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
WITH
>> YES, DEFINITELY. >> THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO WITH THIS ROOM.
THE
>> THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO WITH THIS ROOM. THE DRESSER'S DAMAGED,
THE
WITH THIS ROOM. THE DRESSER'S DAMAGED, THE CHAIRS ARE DAMAGED, AND THE
TABLE'S
THE DRESSER'S DAMAGED, THE CHAIRS ARE DAMAGED, AND THE TABLE'S DAMAGED.
AND
THE CHAIRS ARE DAMAGED, AND THE TABLE'S DAMAGED. AND I DON'T REFINISH.
>>
TABLE'S DAMAGED. AND I DON'T REFINISH. >> THESE ARE NEW CHAIRS.
>>
AND I DON'T REFINISH. >> THESE ARE NEW CHAIRS. >> THEY'RE A COOL SHAPE.
THAT
>> THESE ARE NEW CHAIRS. >> THEY'RE A COOL SHAPE. THAT DRESSER IS NEW.
NOW,
>> THEY'RE A COOL SHAPE. THAT DRESSER IS NEW. NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE
IN
THAT DRESSER IS NEW. NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS
A
NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WANNA
GENTLEMEN. WANNA GIVE $25.
>>
WANNA GIVE $25. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I HAVE 25 THERE, NOW 50.
WANNA
>> I HAVE 25 THERE, NOW 50. WANNA BID 50.
50
WANNA BID 50. 50 THERE, NOW 75.
THEN
50 THERE, NOW 75. THEN 100.
>>
THEN 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 25.
150.
>> 100, NOW 25. 150. WANNA BID 150.
150,
150. WANNA BID 150. 150, NOW 75.
SIR,
150, NOW 75. SIR, 75. WANNA GIVE 175?
175
SIR, 75. WANNA GIVE 175? 175 GOING ONCE, 175 GOING TWICE.
>>
175 GOING ONCE, 175 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 175, NOW 200.
I
>> 175, NOW 200. I ALMOST SOLD IT. 200.
>>
I ALMOST SOLD IT. 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 225. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250. LET'S KEEP GOING!
I
>> NOW 250. LET'S KEEP GOING! I LIKE IT. 275.
>>
I LIKE IT. 275. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 275. WANNA BID 275 AND 300.
300,
>> 275. WANNA BID 275 AND 300. 300, NOW 325.
ANYBODY
300, NOW 325. ANYBODY ELSE, 325?
GOT
ANYBODY ELSE, 325? GOT 325 GOING ONCE.
GOT
GOT 325 GOING ONCE. GOT 325 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
GOT 325 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300, RIGHT
HERE
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300, RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT.
>>
HERE IN THE FRONT. >> $300 IS A STEAL FOR THIS
LOCKER.
I
I CAN'T
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK IN IT
WITH
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK IN IT WITH MOM AND BRAINSTORM CREATIVE
REFURB
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK IN IT WITH MOM AND BRAINSTORM CREATIVE REFURB IDEAS.
>>
WITH MOM AND BRAINSTORM CREATIVE REFURB IDEAS. >> OH, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
WE
REFURB IDEAS. >> OH, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN! WE GOT OUR FIRST LOCKER WITH
MOM.
>>
WE GOT OUR FIRST LOCKER WITH MOM. >> [laughing]
>>
MOM. >> [laughing] >> YOU KNOW, ON DAYS I NEED BIG
LOCKERS,
>> [laughing] >> YOU KNOW, ON DAYS I NEED BIG LOCKERS, I GET NOTHING BUT SMALL
LOCKERS.
ON
LOCKERS, I GET NOTHING BUT SMALL LOCKERS. ON DAYS I NEED SMALL LOCKERS,
THERE'S
LOCKERS. ON DAYS I NEED SMALL LOCKERS, THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT BIG
LOCKERS.
ANOTHER
THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT BIG LOCKERS. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER AUCTION,
AND
LOCKERS. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER AUCTION, AND YET AGAIN I'M GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
AND YET AGAIN I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> OOH, YEAH.
IT'S
EMPTY-HANDED. >> OOH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE, BUBBA.
BUBBA
>> OOH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE, BUBBA. BUBBA AND I GOT A GREAT TOOL
LOCKER
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE, BUBBA. BUBBA AND I GOT A GREAT TOOL LOCKER FOR 550.
I'M
BUBBA AND I GOT A GREAT TOOL LOCKER FOR 550. I'M THINKING WE GOT THE PERFECT
LOCKER
LOCKER FOR 550. I'M THINKING WE GOT THE PERFECT LOCKER TO STOCK UP FOR
THE
I'M THINKING WE GOT THE PERFECT LOCKER TO STOCK UP FOR THE WAREHOUSE SALE.
[chuckling]
YOU
YOU READY
YOU READY TO MAKE MONEY?
>>
YOU READY TO MAKE MONEY? >> DEER SEASON OPENS THE DAY
OF
>> DEER SEASON OPENS THE DAY OF OUR SALE.
>>
OF OUR SALE. >> THAT'LL SELL.
>>
>> THAT'LL SELL. >> SO THERE'S 40 BUCKS.
>>
>> SO THERE'S 40 BUCKS. >> YEAH, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
AND
>> YEAH, RIGHT OFF THE BAT. AND THIS IS WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT,
BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA. >> HELL, YEAH.
[groans]
>> HELL, YEAH. [groans] OH.
>>
[groans] OH. >> NO SPEAKERS.
>>
>> NO SPEAKERS. >> THAT SUCKS.
WELL,
>> THAT SUCKS. WELL, DANG IT, RICKY.
I
WELL, DANG IT, RICKY. I WISH IT HAD THE SPEAKERS IN
IT.
>>
IT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I CAN GET 100 BUCKS AT
THE
>> I CAN GET 100 BUCKS AT THE SALE THIS WEEKEND.
>>
THE SALE THIS WEEKEND. >> THAT'S 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> THAT'S 100 BUCKS. >> OH, THERE'S SOMETHING IN
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> OH, YEAH.
ROLLER
>> OH, YEAH. ROLLER SKATE WHEELS.
>>
ROLLER SKATE WHEELS. >> ROLLER SKATE WHEELS?
EHH.
>>
EHH. >> YEP. NOT A WHOLE LOT.
>>
>> YEP. NOT A WHOLE LOT. >> I WAS HOPING FOR MORE TOOLS.
WHAT'S
>> I WAS HOPING FOR MORE TOOLS. WHAT'S THAT BIG BOX WORTH?
>>
WHAT'S THAT BIG BOX WORTH? >> OH, IT'S WORTH ABOUT 50
BUCKS.
THAT'S
BUCKS. THAT'S A MACHINIST BOX THOUGH.
OKAY.
IS
OKAY. IS THAT STEEL, THE MIDDLE BOX?
75!
>>
75! >> YEAH, BUT I WISH--
I
>> YEAH, BUT I WISH-- I WAS HOPING IT'D HAVE $200
WORTH
I WAS HOPING IT'D HAVE $200 WORTH OF TOOLS IN IT.
>>
WORTH OF TOOLS IN IT. >> WELL, YEAH, WE WERE.
>>
>> WELL, YEAH, WE WERE. >> DANG IT.
WE'RE
>> DANG IT. WE'RE RUNNING INTO A LITTLE BIT
OF
WE'RE RUNNING INTO A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.
OUR
OF A PROBLEM. OUR TOOL LOCKER DOESN'T HAVE
ANY
OUR TOOL LOCKER DOESN'T HAVE ANY TOOLS!
>>
ANY TOOLS! >> WE'VE GOT SPECIALTY ITEMS.
>>
>> WE'VE GOT SPECIALTY ITEMS. >> OH, KNEE PADS?
>>
>> OH, KNEE PADS? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WE CAN EITHER SELL THOSE
TO
>> WE CAN EITHER SELL THOSE TO A CARPENTER OR A PROSTITUTE.
>>
TO A CARPENTER OR A PROSTITUTE. >> THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT. >> HERE'S A HITCH.
>>
>> HERE'S A HITCH. >> A HITCH?
IT'S
>> A HITCH? IT'S ABOUT $30.
>>
IT'S ABOUT $30. >> OH, GOD.
WE'RE
>> OH, GOD. WE'RE JUST GETTING RICH ON THIS
UNIT.
>>
UNIT. >> HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS
THE
>> HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE COWBOY HAT.
PHEW.
WE'RE
PHEW. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT
TOGETHER.
♪
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT TOGETHER. ♪ WAH, WAH, WAH ♪
>>
TOGETHER. ♪ WAH, WAH, WAH ♪ >> UGH!
AFTER
♪ WAH, WAH, WAH ♪ >> UGH! AFTER THIS BUST, WE BETTER MAKE
BANK
>> UGH! AFTER THIS BUST, WE BETTER MAKE BANK AT THE WAREHOUSE SALE.
CRAP!
>>
BANK AT THE WAREHOUSE SALE. CRAP! >> MY MOM AND I ARE BACK AT THE
LOCKER
CRAP! >> MY MOM AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE GOT FOR ONLY $300.
HOPEFULLY,
>> MY MOM AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE GOT FOR ONLY $300. HOPEFULLY, WE CAN MAKE SOME
MONEY.
BETWEEN
HOPEFULLY, WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY. BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE'RE
GONNA
MONEY. BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS
FURNITURE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS FURNITURE AND TURN IT INTO SOME
FABULOUS
GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS FURNITURE AND TURN IT INTO SOME FABULOUS STUFF.
>>
FURNITURE AND TURN IT INTO SOME FABULOUS STUFF. >> IS THIS A DINING ROOM TABLE?
>>
FABULOUS STUFF. >> IS THIS A DINING ROOM TABLE? >> YEAH, LET'S CHECK THIS OUT.
>>
>> IS THIS A DINING ROOM TABLE? >> YEAH, LET'S CHECK THIS OUT. >> CAN WE JUST SLIDE IT?
>>
>> YEAH, LET'S CHECK THIS OUT. >> CAN WE JUST SLIDE IT? >> YEAH.
'CAUSE
>> CAN WE JUST SLIDE IT? >> YEAH. 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA PAINT IT.
>>
>> YEAH. 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA PAINT IT. >> OH, THAT'S NOT BAD.
THESE
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA PAINT IT. >> OH, THAT'S NOT BAD. THESE ARE SORT OF
RETRO-MODERN-LOOKING.
>>
THESE ARE SORT OF RETRO-MODERN-LOOKING. >> I KNOW, THEY'RE COOL.
I
RETRO-MODERN-LOOKING. >> I KNOW, THEY'RE COOL. I STILL WANNA PAINT THE WHOLE
THING,
>> I KNOW, THEY'RE COOL. I STILL WANNA PAINT THE WHOLE THING, DON'T YOU?
>>
I STILL WANNA PAINT THE WHOLE THING, DON'T YOU? >> YEAH.
>>
THING, DON'T YOU? >> YEAH. >> OKAY.
>>
>> AND
>> AND RECOVER THE SEATS.
>>
>> AND RECOVER THE SEATS. >> AND HOW MUCH WILL WE SELL
OUR
>> AND HOW MUCH WILL WE SELL OUR PAINTED, RECOVERED SET FOR?
>>
OUR PAINTED, RECOVERED SET FOR? >> LET'S JUST ESTIMATE EACH
CHAIR
>> LET'S JUST ESTIMATE EACH CHAIR AT 50 MINIMUM.
SO
CHAIR AT 50 MINIMUM. SO THAT'S 200, AND THE TABLE
200.
>>
200. >> SO $400 HERE, PLUS--
>>
>> SO $400 HERE, PLUS-- >> AND 50 FOR THAT.
>>
>> AND 50 FOR THAT. >> SO 450.
>>
>> SO 450. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> SO WE'VE ALREADY MADE $150.
SEE
>> SO WE'VE ALREADY MADE $150. SEE WHY I DO THIS?
>>
SEE WHY I DO THIS? >> GOOD TV ROOM TABLE.
IF
>> GOOD TV ROOM TABLE. IF WE FIX THIS UP, WE COULD
SELL
IF WE FIX THIS UP, WE COULD SELL THIS FOR 275.
>>
SELL THIS FOR 275. >> ALL RIGHT, SIDE TABLE.
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT, SIDE TABLE. THIS IS COOL.
I
THIS IS COOL. I LIKE THE HARDWARE.
DRAWERS
I LIKE THE HARDWARE. DRAWERS WORK--$100.
WE
DRAWERS WORK--$100. WE CAN PAINT THIS HEADBOARD.
>>
WE CAN PAINT THIS HEADBOARD. >> I THINK THAT WE COULD MAKE
A
>> I THINK THAT WE COULD MAKE A CUTE CHALKBOARD/BULLETIN
BOARD.
>>
BOARD. >> $40 OR SOMETHING?
>>
>> $40 OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, $40.
>>
>> YEAH, $40. >> WE MADE--
>>
>> WE MADE-- >> TRIPLED YOUR MONEY.
DOUBLED
>> TRIPLED YOUR MONEY. DOUBLED IT.
TRIPLED
DOUBLED IT. TRIPLED IT?
DOUBLED
TRIPLED IT? DOUBLED IT.
>>
DOUBLED IT. >> TRIPLED.
TRIPLED
>> TRIPLED. TRIPLED THE MONEY.
>>
TRIPLED THE MONEY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WE MAY NOT BE THE BEST AT
MATH,
>> WE MAY NOT BE THE BEST AT MATH, BUT MOM AND I CAN TOTALLY
SPRUCE
MATH, BUT MOM AND I CAN TOTALLY SPRUCE UP THIS FURNITURE.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS?
THE
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS? THE GROSS OLD STOVE, HOWEVER,
NOT
WITH THIS? THE GROSS OLD STOVE, HOWEVER, NOT SO MUCH.
>>
THE GROSS OLD STOVE, HOWEVER, NOT SO MUCH. >> IS THAT THE TUBING BACK THERE
FOR
NOT SO MUCH. >> IS THAT THE TUBING BACK THERE FOR IT?
>>
>> IS THAT THE TUBING BACK THERE FOR IT? >> WHAT? NO.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT ARE THESE?
I
I THINK
I THINK THESE ARE HULA-HOOPS.
ONE
I THINK THESE ARE HULA-HOOPS. ONE FOR EACH OF US.
>>
I THINK THESE ARE HULA-HOOPS. ONE FOR EACH OF US. >> THEY'RE NOT HULA-HOOPS.
>>
ONE FOR EACH OF US. >> THEY'RE NOT HULA-HOOPS. >> WHAT IS THIS THEN?
>>
>> THEY'RE NOT HULA-HOOPS. >> WHAT IS THIS THEN? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>>
>> WHAT IS THIS THEN? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T
KNOW?
YOU'RE
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
YOU'RE
KNOW? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. YOU'RE THE MOM.
>>
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. YOU'RE THE MOM. >> WHY DOES IT HAVE THESE BIG
CLIPS?
WELL,
>> WHY DOES IT HAVE THESE BIG CLIPS? WELL, THEY DEFINITELY HANG.
THEY'RE
CLIPS? WELL, THEY DEFINITELY HANG. THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME.
WHAT
WELL, THEY DEFINITELY HANG. THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. WHAT IF THEY WERE LIKE SOMETHING
FROM
THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. WHAT IF THEY WERE LIKE SOMETHING FROM A CIRCUS OR A TRAPEZE
OR
WHAT IF THEY WERE LIKE SOMETHING FROM A CIRCUS OR A TRAPEZE OR SOMETHING THAT ANIMALS JUMP
THROUGH?
>>
OR SOMETHING THAT ANIMALS JUMP THROUGH? >> I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS
PROFESSIONAL
THROUGH? >> I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS PROFESSIONAL EQUIPMENT.
WE'RE
>> I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS PROFESSIONAL EQUIPMENT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THESE
CHECKED
PROFESSIONAL EQUIPMENT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THESE CHECKED OUT.
>>
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THESE CHECKED OUT. >> MY FIRST AUCTION! SO FUN!
>>
CHECKED OUT. >> MY FIRST AUCTION! SO FUN! >> YOU DID GOOD, MOM.
>>
>> YEAH!
MOE
MOE AND
MOE AND I
MOE AND I ARE AT TARGETMASTER
TO
MOE AND I ARE AT TARGETMASTER TO GET THIS GUN SIGHT CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> WOW!
>>
>> WOW! >> HOPEFULLY, TOM SAYS THAT THIS
THING'S
>> WOW! >> HOPEFULLY, TOM SAYS THAT THIS THING'S WORTH BIG DOLLARS.
BECAUSE
>> HOPEFULLY, TOM SAYS THAT THIS THING'S WORTH BIG DOLLARS. BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY, WE MADE
NO
THING'S WORTH BIG DOLLARS. BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY, WE MADE NO MONEY ON THAT CRAPPY LOCKER
THAT
BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY, WE MADE NO MONEY ON THAT CRAPPY LOCKER THAT MOE GOT.
>>
NO MONEY ON THAT CRAPPY LOCKER THAT MOE GOT. >> WE FOUND SOME THINGS, AND WE
WANNA
THAT MOE GOT. >> WE FOUND SOME THINGS, AND WE WANNA SEE WHAT WE HAVE.
>>
>> WE FOUND SOME THINGS, AND WE WANNA SEE WHAT WE HAVE. >> ALL RIGHT.
IT
WANNA SEE WHAT WE HAVE. >> ALL RIGHT. IT IS AN OPTIC SIGHT.
[gunshots
>> ALL RIGHT. IT IS AN OPTIC SIGHT. [gunshots in background]
IT'S
IT IS AN OPTIC SIGHT. [gunshots in background] IT'S A REFLEX SIGHT.
>>
[gunshots in background] IT'S A REFLEX SIGHT. >> ARE PEOPLE--
>>
IT'S A REFLEX SIGHT. >> ARE PEOPLE-- >> YEAH, THAT'S OUR RIFLE RANGE
OVER
>> ARE PEOPLE-- >> YEAH, THAT'S OUR RIFLE RANGE OVER THERE.
PEOPLE
>> YEAH, THAT'S OUR RIFLE RANGE OVER THERE. PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING.
OKAY.
AH,
PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING. OKAY. AH, THIS IS A REAL GOOD SIGHT.
[gunshot]
WHAT
AH, THIS IS A REAL GOOD SIGHT. [gunshot] WHAT IT DOES IS IT HELPS YOU
GET
[gunshot] WHAT IT DOES IS IT HELPS YOU GET ON TARGET AS QUICKLY AS
POSSIBLE.
>>
GET ON TARGET AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. >> OKAY.
>>
POSSIBLE. >> OKAY. >> SO WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU
LOOK
>> OKAY. >> SO WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK IN IT?
>>
>> SO WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK IN IT? >> WHEN YOU HAVE IT UP AND LOOK
THROUGH
LOOK IN IT? >> WHEN YOU HAVE IT UP AND LOOK THROUGH IT, YOU'LL SEE A LITTLE
TRIANGLE.
WE
THROUGH IT, YOU'LL SEE A LITTLE TRIANGLE. WE CALL THAT A CHEVRON.
AND
TRIANGLE. WE CALL THAT A CHEVRON. AND YOU PUT THE TIP OF THE...
[gunshot]
POINT
AND YOU PUT THE TIP OF THE... [gunshot] POINT OF THE POINT OF THE
TRIANGLE
[gunshot] POINT OF THE POINT OF THE TRIANGLE ON YOUR TARGET,
AND
POINT OF THE POINT OF THE TRIANGLE ON YOUR TARGET, AND THAT'S HOW YOU SIGHT IT.
>>
TRIANGLE ON YOUR TARGET, AND THAT'S HOW YOU SIGHT IT. >> SO WHAT DO YOU HUNT WITH THIS
THING?
>>
>> SO WHAT DO YOU HUNT WITH THIS THING? >> IF YOU'RE HUNTING HOGS IN
THE
THING? >> IF YOU'RE HUNTING HOGS IN THE LOW LIGHT, THIS WOULD BE
A
>> IF YOU'RE HUNTING HOGS IN THE LOW LIGHT, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT SIGHT FOR THAT.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT KINDA VALUE DO YOU SEE
HERE?
>>
HERE? >> WELL, IT'S A WONDERFUL SIGHT,
IT'S
>> WELL, IT'S A WONDERFUL SIGHT, IT'S NOT DAMAGED IN ANY WAY
OR
IT'S NOT DAMAGED IN ANY WAY OR ANYTHING.
A
OR ANYTHING. A FAIR PRICE FOR THIS SIGHT
WOULD
A FAIR PRICE FOR THIS SIGHT WOULD BE...
$325.
>>
$325. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
WE
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD OUR SIGHTS ON FURNITURE.
BUT
BUT WE
BUT WE WENT WITH MOE'S GUT
FEELING
BUT WE WENT WITH MOE'S GUT FEELING AND, HEY, WE GOT LUCKY.
WE
BUT WE WENT WITH MOE'S GUT FEELING AND, HEY, WE GOT LUCKY. WE MADE OUR MONEY BACK AND THEN
SOME.
>>
WE MADE OUR MONEY BACK AND THEN SOME. >> DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT GUN?
>>
SOME. >> DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT GUN? >> NO. I SLEEP WITH MY WIFE.
>>
>> DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT GUN? >> NO. I SLEEP WITH MY WIFE. >> [Mary laughs]
>>
>> NO. I SLEEP WITH MY WIFE. >> [Mary laughs] >> I KEEP THE GUN BY THE BED.
>>
>> [Mary laughs] >> I KEEP THE GUN BY THE BED. >> OKAY.
>>
>> ONE
>> ONE FOR YOU.
MOM
>> ONE FOR YOU. MOM AND I FOUND THESE HUGE
HOOPS
>> ONE FOR YOU. MOM AND I FOUND THESE HUGE HOOPS IN THE LOCKER.
ONE
ONE OF
ONE OF MY
ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS WAS
TOTALLY
ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS WAS TOTALLY TELLING ME ABOUT THIS
YOGA
ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS WAS TOTALLY TELLING ME ABOUT THIS YOGA HOOP WORKOUT.
SO
TOTALLY TELLING ME ABOUT THIS YOGA HOOP WORKOUT. SO WE'RE AT VERTICAL FITNESS
TO
YOGA HOOP WORKOUT. SO WE'RE AT VERTICAL FITNESS TO LEARN WHAT THEY MIGHT BE
WORTH.
>>
TO LEARN WHAT THEY MIGHT BE WORTH. >> SLIDE YOUR BOOTY BACK.
>>
WORTH. >> SLIDE YOUR BOOTY BACK. >> HI!
>>
>> SLIDE YOUR BOOTY BACK. >> HI! >> HEY!
>>
>> HI! >> HEY! >> ARE YOU KAREN?
>>
>> HEY! >> ARE YOU KAREN? >> I AM KAREN!
>>
>> ARE YOU KAREN? >> I AM KAREN! >> I'M JENNY.
I
>> I AM KAREN! >> I'M JENNY. I CALLED ABOUT--
>>
>> I'M JENNY. I CALLED ABOUT-- >> YES, JENNY.
WE'VE
I CALLED ABOUT-- >> YES, JENNY. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
WE'RE
>> YES, JENNY. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO FINISH UP
OUR
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO FINISH UP OUR PRACTICE HERE.
>>
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO FINISH UP OUR PRACTICE HERE. >> OKAY.
>>
OUR PRACTICE HERE. >> OKAY. >> BRING IT UP...
AND
>> OKAY. >> BRING IT UP... AND STRADDLE UP.
>>
>> BRING IT UP... AND STRADDLE UP. >> WHOA.
OH,
AND STRADDLE UP. >> WHOA. OH, YEAH. OH!
WOW.
>>
OH, YEAH. OH! WOW. >> THERE'S SO MANY FUN THINGS
YOU
WOW. >> THERE'S SO MANY FUN THINGS YOU CAN DO ON THE HOOP.
>>
>> THERE'S SO MANY FUN THINGS YOU CAN DO ON THE HOOP. >> YEAH, I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
NOT.
>>
>> YEAH, I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. NOT. >> SO THESE MUST BE WHAT YOU
CALLED
NOT. >> SO THESE MUST BE WHAT YOU CALLED ABOUT.
>>
>> SO THESE MUST BE WHAT YOU CALLED ABOUT. >> YES, THESE ARE THE HOOP DEALS
I
CALLED ABOUT. >> YES, THESE ARE THE HOOP DEALS I CALLED ABOUT.
>>
>> YES, THESE ARE THE HOOP DEALS I CALLED ABOUT. >> [laughs] "THE HOOP DEALS."
>>
I CALLED ABOUT. >> [laughs] "THE HOOP DEALS." >> THEY'RE THE SAME THING
YOU
>> [laughs] "THE HOOP DEALS." >> THEY'RE THE SAME THING YOU HAVE.
>>
>> THEY'RE THE SAME THING YOU HAVE. >> YES, THEY ARE DUAL-POINT
LYRA
YOU HAVE. >> YES, THEY ARE DUAL-POINT LYRA HOOPS.
>>
>> YES, THEY ARE DUAL-POINT LYRA HOOPS. >> LYRA.
>>
LYRA HOOPS. >> LYRA. >> LYRA.
IT'S
>> LYRA. >> LYRA. IT'S SPELLED L-Y-R-A.
THEY
>> LYRA. IT'S SPELLED L-Y-R-A. THEY WERE FIRST BROUGHT TO
ATTENTION
IT'S SPELLED L-Y-R-A. THEY WERE FIRST BROUGHT TO ATTENTION WITH CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
>>
THEY WERE FIRST BROUGHT TO ATTENTION WITH CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. >> WE THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS
SOME
ATTENTION WITH CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. >> WE THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS SOME KIND OF...
>>
>> WE THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS SOME KIND OF... >> YEAH.
>>
SOME KIND OF... >> YEAH. >> CIRCUS THING.
>>
>> YEAH. >> CIRCUS THING. >> YEAH, IT'S A CIRCUS ACT OR
A
>> CIRCUS THING. >> YEAH, IT'S A CIRCUS ACT OR A PERFORMANCE ACT.
BUT
>> YEAH, IT'S A CIRCUS ACT OR A PERFORMANCE ACT. BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE HOTTEST
THING
A PERFORMANCE ACT. BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE HOTTEST THING IN FITNESS.
MOST
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE HOTTEST THING IN FITNESS. MOST WOMEN ARE REALLY BORED WITH
TREADMILLS
THING IN FITNESS. MOST WOMEN ARE REALLY BORED WITH TREADMILLS AND GYM WORKOUTS,
AND
MOST WOMEN ARE REALLY BORED WITH TREADMILLS AND GYM WORKOUTS, AND WE WANTED ALTERNATE WAYS
TO
TREADMILLS AND GYM WORKOUTS, AND WE WANTED ALTERNATE WAYS TO WORK OUT THAT WERE REALLY
FUN.
AND
TO WORK OUT THAT WERE REALLY FUN. AND YOU LADIES WOULD BE PRIME
CANDIDATES.
YOU'VE
AND YOU LADIES WOULD BE PRIME CANDIDATES. YOU'VE GOTTA COME AND WORK OUT
WITH
CANDIDATES. YOU'VE GOTTA COME AND WORK OUT WITH US.
>>
YOU'VE GOTTA COME AND WORK OUT WITH US. >> OKAY.
>>
WITH US. >> OKAY. >> PULL! COME ON, JENNY!
>>
>> OKAY. >> PULL! COME ON, JENNY! >> [grunts]
>>
>> PULL! COME ON, JENNY! >> [grunts] >> THERE YOU GO! PERFECT.
OKAY,
>> [grunts] >> THERE YOU GO! PERFECT. OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA LEAN YOUR
BOOTY
>> THERE YOU GO! PERFECT. OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA LEAN YOUR BOOTY ALL THE WAY BACK.
GOOD.
AND
BOOTY ALL THE WAY BACK. GOOD. AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE
THAT
GOOD. AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT RIGHT TOE UP.
>>
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT RIGHT TOE UP. >> LIKE THIS?
>>
THAT RIGHT TOE UP. >> LIKE THIS? >> THERE YOU GO!
>>
>> LIKE THIS? >> THERE YOU GO! >> THERE'S NO WAY!
I'M
>> THERE YOU GO! >> THERE'S NO WAY! I'M GONNA DIE.
>>
>> THERE'S NO WAY! I'M GONNA DIE. >> YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
>>
I'M GONNA DIE. >> YOU'RE DOING GOOD. >> OKAY, NOW WHAT?
>>
>> YOU'RE DOING GOOD. >> OKAY, NOW WHAT? >> RELEASE ONE HAND.
HOW
>> OKAY, NOW WHAT? >> RELEASE ONE HAND. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>>
>> RELEASE ONE HAND. HOW DO YOU FEEL? >> I'M FINE.
>>
HOW DO YOU FEEL? >> I'M FINE. >> OKAY.
I'M
>> I'M FINE. >> OKAY. I'M GONNA LET YOU GO NOW.
NICE
>> OKAY. I'M GONNA LET YOU GO NOW. NICE JOB!
>>
I'M GONNA LET YOU GO NOW. NICE JOB! >> OKAY.
>>
NICE JOB! >> OKAY. >> OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A
LITTLE
>> OKAY. >> OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SPIN.
>>
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SPIN. >> OH, MY GOD!
>>
LITTLE SPIN. >> OH, MY GOD! >> OKAY, DON'T UNDO YOUR KNEES.
NICE
>> OH, MY GOD! >> OKAY, DON'T UNDO YOUR KNEES. NICE WORK!
>>
>> OKAY, DON'T UNDO YOUR KNEES. NICE WORK! >> OKAY.
>>
NICE WORK! >> OKAY. >> YOU'RE SUCH A NATURAL.
>>
>> OKAY. >> YOU'RE SUCH A NATURAL. >> OH, I AM. TOTALLY.
ALL
>> YOU'RE SUCH A NATURAL. >> OH, I AM. TOTALLY. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH HANGING OUT.
HOPEFULLY,
>> OH, I AM. TOTALLY. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH HANGING OUT. HOPEFULLY, THESE LYRA HOOPS ARE
WORTH
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH HANGING OUT. HOPEFULLY, THESE LYRA HOOPS ARE WORTH A BUNCH.
>>
>> SO
>> SO BEFORE JENNY BECOMES
A
>> SO BEFORE JENNY BECOMES A STAR AERIALIST, HOW MUCH ARE
THESE
A STAR AERIALIST, HOW MUCH ARE THESE WORTH?
>>
THESE WORTH? >> THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY USED,
BUT
>> THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY USED, BUT GENTLY USED, IT LOOKS LIKE.
AND
BUT GENTLY USED, IT LOOKS LIKE. AND THEY'RE A DUAL-POINT.
SO
AND THEY'RE A DUAL-POINT. SO I THINK YOU COULD GET...
$350.
>>
$350. >> EACH?
>>
>> EACH? >> EACH!
>>
>> EACH! >> NICE!
THAT'S
>> NICE! THAT'S A LOTTA LIRA!
350
THAT'S A LOTTA LIRA! 350 APIECE FOR THESE RIDICULOUS
THINGS?
AMAZING!
THAT
AMAZING! THAT WAS INTERESTING.
>>
AMAZING! THAT WAS INTERESTING. >> IT WAS
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S THE MORNING OF OUR BIG
SALE,
>> IT'S THE MORNING OF OUR BIG SALE, AND BOY, DO WE GOT A LOTTA
WORK
>> IT'S THE MORNING OF OUR BIG SALE, AND BOY, DO WE GOT A LOTTA WORK TO DO TO MAKE UP FOR THAT
SUCKY
SALE, AND BOY, DO WE GOT A LOTTA WORK TO DO TO MAKE UP FOR THAT SUCKY LAST LOCKER WE BOMBED ON.
>>
WORK TO DO TO MAKE UP FOR THAT SUCKY LAST LOCKER WE BOMBED ON. >> WE NEED TO PUT THESE LIVING
ROOMS
SUCKY LAST LOCKER WE BOMBED ON. >> WE NEED TO PUT THESE LIVING ROOMS TOGETHER AND SET 'EM UP.
>>
>> WE NEED TO PUT THESE LIVING ROOMS TOGETHER AND SET 'EM UP. >> THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO
COME
ROOMS TOGETHER AND SET 'EM UP. >> THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO COME OUT.
>>
>> THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO COME OUT. >> I KNOW.
I
COME OUT. >> I KNOW. I GOT MY DEALIN' BREECHES ON
TODAY.
WE
I GOT MY DEALIN' BREECHES ON TODAY. WE GOTTA WHEEL AND DEAL, DISARM
AND
TODAY. WE GOTTA WHEEL AND DEAL, DISARM AND CHARM THESE CUSTOMERS AT THE
SALE.
OUR
AND CHARM THESE CUSTOMERS AT THE SALE. OUR GOAL TODAY IS TO HAVE
NOTHING
>>
>> I
>> I JUST
>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MUCH
THESE
>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MUCH THESE THINGS WERE.
>>
>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MUCH THESE THINGS WERE. >> PROBABLY 25 ALTOGETHER.
>>
THESE THINGS WERE. >> PROBABLY 25 ALTOGETHER. >> OKAY, THANK YOU.
>>
>> PROBABLY 25 ALTOGETHER. >> OKAY, THANK YOU. >> MM-HMM.
I
>> OKAY, THANK YOU. >> MM-HMM. I SEE A LOTTA PEOPLE LOOKING.
I
>> MM-HMM. I SEE A LOTTA PEOPLE LOOKING. I DON'T SEE A LOTTA PEOPLE
BUYING.
>>
I DON'T SEE A LOTTA PEOPLE BUYING. >> YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
OUT
BUYING. >> YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND WORK IT.
>>
>> YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND WORK IT. >> I'M PUTTING YOU ON
COMMISSION.
I'M
>> I'M PUTTING YOU ON COMMISSION. I'M GOING TO THE FRONT, YOU STAY
BACK
COMMISSION. I'M GOING TO THE FRONT, YOU STAY BACK HERE.
>>
I'M GOING TO THE FRONT, YOU STAY BACK HERE. >> OKAY.
BARGAIN
BACK HERE. >> OKAY. BARGAIN TIME!
>>
>> OKAY. BARGAIN TIME! >> I SEE Y'ALL OVER HERE LOOKING
AT
BARGAIN TIME! >> I SEE Y'ALL OVER HERE LOOKING AT STUFF.
WHAT
WHAT DO
WHAT DO Y'ALL NEED TO BUY?
WHAT
WHAT DO Y'ALL NEED TO BUY? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
>>
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? >> HOW ABOUT $100?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT $100? >> IS THAT CASH?
ALL
>> IS THAT CASH? ALL RIGHT.
WHOO,
WHOO, YEAH! MONEY!
THANK
WHOO, YEAH! MONEY! THANK YOU!
>>
WHOO, YEAH! MONEY! THANK YOU! >> HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW
THANK YOU! >> HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT 150?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT 150? >> ABOUT ALL WE COULD DO WOULD
PROBABLY
HOW ABOUT 150? >> ABOUT ALL WE COULD DO WOULD PROBABLY BE 100.
>>
>> ABOUT ALL WE COULD DO WOULD PROBABLY BE 100. >> CASH?
>>
PROBABLY BE 100. >> CASH? >> CASH MONEY.
>>
>> CASH? >> CASH MONEY. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT.
>>
>> CASH MONEY. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT. >> EIGHT, NINE, TEN!
ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT. >> EIGHT, NINE, TEN! ALL RIGHT, NOW I CAN GO SEE MY
GIRLFRIEND.
>>
ALL RIGHT, NOW I CAN GO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND. >> 25.
>>
GIRLFRIEND. >> 25. >> SALE, SALE, SALE.
50
>> 25. >> SALE, SALE, SALE. 50 BUCKS.
>>
>> SALE, SALE, SALE. 50 BUCKS. >> WOULD YOU GO FOR MAYBE 500?
>>
50 BUCKS. >> WOULD YOU GO FOR MAYBE 500? >> YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD.
>>
>> WOULD YOU GO FOR MAYBE 500? >> YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD. >> OKAY, YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT.
>>
>> YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD. >> OKAY, YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT. >> OKAY.
WHEEL
>> OKAY, YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT. >> OKAY. WHEEL AND DEAL.
>>
>> OKAY. WHEEL AND DEAL. >> WILL YOU TAKE 200?
I
WHEEL AND DEAL. >> WILL YOU TAKE 200? I GOT CASH.
>>
>> WILL YOU TAKE 200? I GOT CASH. >> I LIKE CASH.
YEAH,
I GOT CASH. >> I LIKE CASH. YEAH, I'LL TAKE 200.
>>
>> I LIKE CASH. YEAH, I'LL TAKE 200. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
YEAH, I'LL TAKE 200. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOW MUCH YOU GOT LEFT?
I'LL
>> ALL RIGHT. >> HOW MUCH YOU GOT LEFT? I'LL SELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
>>
>> HOW MUCH YOU GOT LEFT? I'LL SELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. >> YEAH.
GET
I'LL SELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. >> YEAH. GET ALL HIS MONEY WHILE HE'S
HERE.
GOOD
GET ALL HIS MONEY WHILE HE'S HERE. GOOD DEAL.
>>
HERE. GOOD DEAL. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
GOOD DEAL. >> ALL RIGHT. >> BUB! TAKE 350?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> BUB! TAKE 350? >> YEAH.
>>
>> BUB! TAKE 350? >> YEAH. >> SOLD!
>>
>> YEAH. >> SOLD! >> YES!
>>
>> SOLD! >> YES! >> ENJOY, MAN.
>>
>> YES! >> ENJOY, MAN. >> ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR COMING
AND
>> ENJOY, MAN. >> ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR COMING AND BRINGING YOUR FAMILY.
>>
>> I
>> I GOT--
>>
>> I GOT-- >> I'M AT 6,200.
>>
>> I'M AT 6,200. >> 4,600.
>>
>> 4,600. >> YEE-HAW!
>>
>> YEE-HAW! >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> THAT TERRIBLE LOCKER IS JUST
A
>> THAT TERRIBLE LOCKER IS JUST A DISTANT MEMORY.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SALES
WE'VE
THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SALES WE'VE EVER HAD.
WAREHOUSE
THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SALES WE'VE EVER HAD. WAREHOUSE IS EMPTY.
>>
WE'VE EVER HAD. WAREHOUSE IS EMPTY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO
NOW.
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO NOW. >> WE GOTTA GO HUSTLE IT UP.
>>
NOW. >> WE GOTTA GO HUSTLE IT UP. >> GOTTA GO FILL IT UP.
WITH
>> WE GOTTA GO HUSTLE IT UP. >> GOTTA GO FILL IT UP. WITH THE PROFIT WE MADE TODAY,
WE'RE
>> GOTTA GO FILL IT UP. WITH THE PROFIT WE MADE TODAY, WE'RE SET UP TO SWEEP THE
AUCTIONS
WITH THE PROFIT WE MADE TODAY, WE'RE SET UP TO SWEEP THE AUCTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
>>
WE'RE SET UP TO SWEEP THE AUCTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. >> GIVE 'EM
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND BUBBA HAD LITTLE
LUCK
>> RICKY AND BUBBA HAD LITTLE LUCK IN LANCASTER, BUT TURNED IT
AROUND
>> RICKY AND BUBBA HAD LITTLE LUCK IN LANCASTER, BUT TURNED IT AROUND TO EARN A STAGGERING
$10,545
LUCK IN LANCASTER, BUT TURNED IT AROUND TO EARN A STAGGERING $10,545 FROM THEIR WAREHOUSE
SALE.
JENNY
$10,545 FROM THEIR WAREHOUSE SALE. JENNY AND HER MOM HOOPED IT UP
AND
SALE. JENNY AND HER MOM HOOPED IT UP AND SPUN A PROFIT OF 1,265
BUCKS.
MOE
AND SPUN A PROFIT OF 1,265 BUCKS. MOE AND MARY TOOK A RISKY SHOT
ON
BUCKS. MOE AND MARY TOOK A RISKY SHOT ON A MISCELLANEOUS LOCKER
BUT
MOE AND MARY TOOK A RISKY SHOT ON A MISCELLANEOUS LOCKER BUT BAGGED A SMALL PROFIT OF
$131
ON A MISCELLANEOUS LOCKER BUT BAGGED A SMALL PROFIT OF $131 FROM THEIR GUN SIGHT
WHILE
WHILE VICTOR HAD NO LUCK SCORING
LOCKERS...OR COUGARS.
[growls
LOCKERS...OR COUGARS. [growls softly]
>>
>> DO
>> DO YOU
>> DO YOU REMEMBER IN SIXTH
GRADE
>> DO YOU REMEMBER IN SIXTH GRADE WHEN YOU HAD CAREER DAY AT
SCHOOL,
>> DO YOU REMEMBER IN SIXTH GRADE WHEN YOU HAD CAREER DAY AT SCHOOL, AND YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
A
GRADE WHEN YOU HAD CAREER DAY AT SCHOOL, AND YOU HAD TO CHOOSE A CAREER AND TALK ABOUT WHAT
YOU
SCHOOL, AND YOU HAD TO CHOOSE A CAREER AND TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE GONNA BE WHEN YOU GREW
UP?
>>
YOU WERE GONNA BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? >> OKAY.
>>
UP? >> OKAY. >> I DON'T REMEMBER YOU SAYING
YOU
>> OKAY. >> I DON'T REMEMBER YOU SAYING YOU WANTED TO BE A MANUAL
LABORER.
>>
YOU WANTED TO BE A MANUAL LABORER. >> I WANTED TO BE A RAPPER.
>>
LABORER. >> I WANTED TO BE A RAPPER. >> A RAPPER.
YEAH,
>> I WANTED TO BE A RAPPER. >> A RAPPER. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> A RAPPER. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST
WHITE
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST WHITE FEMALE RAP STAR.
>>
>> I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST WHITE FEMALE RAP STAR. >> OKAY.
>>
WHITE FEMALE RAP STAR. >> OKAY. >> BUT NOW I PAINT FURNITURE
AND
>> OKAY. >> BUT NOW I PAINT FURNITURE AND BUY