>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> JENNY'S GOT A MEAN MUG ON HER
TODAY.
>>
>> JENNY'S GOT A MEAN MUG ON HER TODAY. >> I'M DONE BEING NICE.
I'M
TODAY. >> I'M DONE BEING NICE. I'M HERE FOR A GOOD UNIT, AND I
AM
>> I'M DONE BEING NICE. I'M HERE FOR A GOOD UNIT, AND I AM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ONE.
[gunshot
I'M HERE FOR A GOOD UNIT, AND I AM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ONE. [gunshot sound effects]
[sinister
AM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ONE. [gunshot sound effects] [sinister laugh]
>>
[gunshot sound effects] [sinister laugh] >> I'M DEFINITELY WALKING OUT OF
HERE
[sinister laugh] >> I'M DEFINITELY WALKING OUT OF HERE TODAY WITH A BIG PROFIT.
>>
>> I'M DEFINITELY WALKING OUT OF HERE TODAY WITH A BIG PROFIT. >> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY
REGULAR,
HERE TODAY WITH A BIG PROFIT. >> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER.
>>
>> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER. >> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO
A
REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER. >> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME
A
>> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS?
>>
A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS? >> WOWZAS!
>>
A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS? >> WOWZAS! >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S
>> WOWZAS! >> OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S OUR TICKET.
>>
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S OUR TICKET. >> MOE AND I ARE AT A BURLESQUE
SHOW.
>>
>> MOE AND I ARE AT A BURLESQUE SHOW. >> WE'RE GONNA SEE BOOBIES.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER 1,000.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER 1,000. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE IN FORT WORTH,
TEXAS.
THIS
TEXAS. THIS CITY IS THE GATEWAY TO THE
AMERICAN
THIS CITY IS THE GATEWAY TO THE AMERICAN WEST, AND THE SPIRIT OF
ALL
AMERICAN WEST, AND THE SPIRIT OF ALL COWBOYS STILL LINGERS.
[cows
ALL COWBOYS STILL LINGERS. [cows mooing]
SOMETHING
[cows mooing] SOMETHING ELSE STILL LINGERS
TOO.
[moo]
HOO-EEY!
>>
HOO-EEY! >> THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE
PROBLEM.
MY
PROBLEM. MY CORE CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN
FOCUSED
MY CORE CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN FOCUSED ON BUYING EVERYDAY
FURNITURE
FOCUSED ON BUYING EVERYDAY FURNITURE ITEMS AND GENERAL
HOUSEHOLD
FURNITURE ITEMS AND GENERAL HOUSEHOLD NEEDS.
ANTIQUES
HOUSEHOLD NEEDS. ANTIQUES HAVEN'T BEEN SELLING
THAT
ANTIQUES HAVEN'T BEEN SELLING THAT WELL.
I'VE
THAT WELL. I'VE HAD MY EYE ON ANTIQUES
LATELY,
I'VE HAD MY EYE ON ANTIQUES LATELY, BUT I'M JUST NOT MOVING
THEM.
I
I NEED
I NEED MORE MODERN PIECES--
EVERYDAY
I NEED MORE MODERN PIECES-- EVERYDAY ITEMS, REALLY.
SO
I NEED MORE MODERN PIECES-- EVERYDAY ITEMS, REALLY. SO TODAY, I'M GONNA FOCUS BACK
ON
EVERYDAY ITEMS, REALLY. SO TODAY, I'M GONNA FOCUS BACK ON MY CORE BUYERS.
>>
SO TODAY, I'M GONNA FOCUS BACK ON MY CORE BUYERS. >> THE AUCTION BUSINESS IS
STARTING
ON MY CORE BUYERS. >> THE AUCTION BUSINESS IS STARTING TO TAKE A TOLL ON ME.
I'VE
>> THE AUCTION BUSINESS IS STARTING TO TAKE A TOLL ON ME. I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT, GETTING
BAD
STARTING TO TAKE A TOLL ON ME. I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT, GETTING BAD UNITS.
MAINLY
I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT, GETTING BAD UNITS. MAINLY THESE TWO DUDES.
SEE?
[laughter]
YOU
YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW WHAT?
INSTEAD
YOU KNOW WHAT? INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT
OTHER
INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO TO ME, I'M GONNA
MAKE
OTHER PEOPLE DO TO ME, I'M GONNA MAKE THEM WORRY ABOUT WHAT I'M
GONNA
MAKE THEM WORRY ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THEM.
[sinister
GONNA DO TO THEM. [sinister laugh]
>>
[sinister laugh] >> JENNY'S GOT A MEAN MUG ON HER
TODAY.
OW!
THAT'S
OW! THAT'S OKAY.
WE'RE
THAT'S OKAY. WE'RE HERE TO GET FURNITURE,
NOT
WE'RE HERE TO GET FURNITURE, NOT FRIENDS.
RICKY,
NOT FRIENDS. RICKY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO
START
RICKY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO START THINKING ABOUT.
>>
START THINKING ABOUT. >> YEAH, THE SALE COMING UP.
WE'RE
>> YEAH, THE SALE COMING UP. WE'RE HAVING A BIG WAREHOUSE
SALE,
WE'RE HAVING A BIG WAREHOUSE SALE, AND WE WANT TO MOVE A LOT
OF
SALE, AND WE WANT TO MOVE A LOT OF MERCHANDISE.
>>
>> THE
>> THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS,
NOW
>> THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS, NOW YOU JUST BUY IT FOR A COUPLE
WEEKS
>> THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS, NOW YOU JUST BUY IT FOR A COUPLE WEEKS AND JUST PACK IT IN THERE
AND
NOW YOU JUST BUY IT FOR A COUPLE WEEKS AND JUST PACK IT IN THERE AND JUST HAVE THE SALE,
YOU
WEEKS AND JUST PACK IT IN THERE AND JUST HAVE THE SALE, YOU KNOW?
>>
AND JUST HAVE THE SALE, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH.
>>
YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. >> SO A BIG, NICE FURNITURE ONE
TODAY
>> YEAH. >> SO A BIG, NICE FURNITURE ONE TODAY WOULDN'T HURT MY FEELINGS
AT
>> SO A BIG, NICE FURNITURE ONE TODAY WOULDN'T HURT MY FEELINGS AT ALL.
>>
TODAY WOULDN'T HURT MY FEELINGS AT ALL. >> NO.
>>
AT ALL. >> NO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
>>
>> NO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? >> WHAT?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? >> WHAT? >> MOE DAY.
I
>> WHAT? >> MOE DAY. I NEED A PIECE OF THE PIE.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, I GUESS.
MOE'S
>> YEAH, I GUESS. MOE'S RIGHT.
IT'S
MOE'S RIGHT. IT'S HIS TURN.
HE
IT'S HIS TURN. HE HELPED ME WITH MY SHOP,
SO
HE HELPED ME WITH MY SHOP, SO I'M GONNA HELP HIM WITH HIS
SHOP.
TEAMWORK!
PLAN
TEAMWORK! PLAN OF ATTACK.
>>
TEAMWORK! PLAN OF ATTACK. >> JUST FULL THROTTLE AHEAD.
[imitates
PLAN OF ATTACK. >> JUST FULL THROTTLE AHEAD. [imitates engine revving]
>>
>> JUST FULL THROTTLE AHEAD. [imitates engine revving] >> OH, JEEZ.
>>
[imitates engine revving] >> OH, JEEZ. >> [imitates engine revving]
>>
>> OH, JEEZ. >> [imitates engine revving] >> MOE! OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> [imitates engine revving] >> MOE! OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> MOE! OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTIONS.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTIONS. YOU'RE GONNA GET FIVE MINUTES TO
LOOK
FOR TODAY'S AUCTIONS. YOU'RE GONNA GET FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA GET FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS WAS A SHOE STORE THAT
THEY
>> THIS WAS A SHOE STORE THAT THEY CLOSED DOWN.
I'M
>> THIS WAS A SHOE STORE THAT THEY CLOSED DOWN. I'M THINKING THESE ARE ALL NEW
SHOES
THEY CLOSED DOWN. I'M THINKING THESE ARE ALL NEW SHOES IN THE BOXES.
THIS
I'M THINKING THESE ARE ALL NEW SHOES IN THE BOXES. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD
SELL
SHOES IN THE BOXES. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD SELL AT MY STORE.
>>
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD SELL AT MY STORE. >> TWO GIANT WOOD CABINETS
I
SELL AT MY STORE. >> TWO GIANT WOOD CABINETS I COULD FIX UP.
TWO
>> TWO GIANT WOOD CABINETS I COULD FIX UP. TWO ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIRS.
SHOES
I COULD FIX UP. TWO ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIRS. SHOES DON'T FIT IN MY STORE,
BUT
TWO ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIRS. SHOES DON'T FIT IN MY STORE, BUT THAT FURNITURE DOES.
>>
SHOES DON'T FIT IN MY STORE, BUT THAT FURNITURE DOES. >> THERE'S A REAL CUTE SUITCASE.
I
BUT THAT FURNITURE DOES. >> THERE'S A REAL CUTE SUITCASE. I WONDER WHAT'S IN THAT?
OH,
>> THERE'S A REAL CUTE SUITCASE. I WONDER WHAT'S IN THAT? OH, THAT RACK THAT THOSE SHOES
ARE
I WONDER WHAT'S IN THAT? OH, THAT RACK THAT THOSE SHOES ARE ON IS REALLY CUTE.
THAT'S
OH, THAT RACK THAT THOSE SHOES ARE ON IS REALLY CUTE. THAT'S MID-CENTURY, MOE.
>>
ARE ON IS REALLY CUTE. THAT'S MID-CENTURY, MOE. >> YEAH.
BUT
THAT'S MID-CENTURY, MOE. >> YEAH. BUT THAT'S ONLY TWO THINGS.
I
I NEED
I NEED MORE FURNITURE.
>>
>> THERE'S ABOUT 50 PAIRS OF
SHOES
>> THERE'S ABOUT 50 PAIRS OF SHOES IN HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S ABOUT 50 PAIRS OF SHOES IN HERE. >> WE MAY HAVE A SHOE SECTION
IN
SHOES IN HERE. >> WE MAY HAVE A SHOE SECTION IN THE SALE THIS TIME.
ALL
>> WE MAY HAVE A SHOE SECTION IN THE SALE THIS TIME. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE.
IF
IN THE SALE THIS TIME. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. IF THERE ARE SHOES IN THERE,
THE
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. IF THERE ARE SHOES IN THERE, THE LADIES WILL BE ALL OVER
OUR
IF THERE ARE SHOES IN THERE, THE LADIES WILL BE ALL OVER OUR WAREHOUSE LIKE FLIES ON
SH...ERBET.
[bell
OUR WAREHOUSE LIKE FLIES ON SH...ERBET. [bell chimes]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT 100?
$100.
>>
$100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200, NOW 300, NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 200, NOW 300, NOW 400. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 500, NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 500, NOW 600. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 600 THERE. NOW 700.
>>
>> 600 THERE. NOW 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 700. NOW 800.
800.
>> 700. NOW 800. 800. WILL YOU BID 800?
HOW
800. WILL YOU BID 800? HOW ABOUT 750?
THAT
HOW ABOUT 750? THAT HELP ANYBODY?
>>
THAT HELP ANYBODY? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 750. NOW 800.
>>
>> 750. NOW 800. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
VIC
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? VIC CAN HAVE ALL THOSE SHOES...
FOR
VIC CAN HAVE ALL THOSE SHOES... FOR THE RIGHT PRICE.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 850, 850, NOW 900.
WILL
>> NOW 850, 850, NOW 900. WILL YOU BID 900?
>>
WILL YOU BID 900? >> HE CAN HAVE IT.
>>
>> HE CAN HAVE IT. >> 900 GOING ONCE.
900
>> 900 GOING ONCE. 900 GOING TWICE.
I
900 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE TO
THE
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE TO THE SHOE MAN, $850.
>>
THE SHOE MAN, $850. >> IF THE SHOE FITS, BUY 'EM.
>>
>> THOSE
>> THOSE SHOES WERE NOT THAT
GOOD.
>>
>> THOSE SHOES WERE NOT THAT GOOD. >> NO, THEY WEREN'T.
I
GOOD. >> NO, THEY WEREN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S
GONNA
>> NO, THEY WEREN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S GONNA DO WITH THEM.
WHY--WHY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S GONNA DO WITH THEM. WHY--WHY WERE YOU BIDDING?
>>
GONNA DO WITH THEM. WHY--WHY WERE YOU BIDDING? >> I THINK BECAUSE I WANTED TO
DROP
WHY--WHY WERE YOU BIDDING? >> I THINK BECAUSE I WANTED TO DROP IT ON VIC, AND I FINALLY
SUCCEEDED,
>> I THINK BECAUSE I WANTED TO DROP IT ON VIC, AND I FINALLY SUCCEEDED, MOE.
>>
DROP IT ON VIC, AND I FINALLY SUCCEEDED, MOE. >> IS THAT--IS THAT WHY?
>>
SUCCEEDED, MOE. >> IS THAT--IS THAT WHY? >> YEAH. YOU'RE
>>
>> IT
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF
KNICK-KNACKS,
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF KNICK-KNACKS, MOE.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF KNICK-KNACKS, MOE. >> HOLY SMOKES.
>>
KNICK-KNACKS, MOE. >> HOLY SMOKES. >> MOE, ARE YOU KIDDING?
DO
>> HOLY SMOKES. >> MOE, ARE YOU KIDDING? DO YOU REALLY LIKE THAT?
WHAT
>> MOE, ARE YOU KIDDING? DO YOU REALLY LIKE THAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT
THING?
HOLD
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT THING? HOLD YOUR M&Ms IN THERE?
>>
>> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> [laughs]
>>
>> ANY
>> ANY FORM OF THAT SIZE,
ADVERTISING,
>> ANY FORM OF THAT SIZE, ADVERTISING, IT'S GOT VALUE.
>>
>> ANY FORM OF THAT SIZE, ADVERTISING, IT'S GOT VALUE. >> HE ALREADY HAS A HOARDING
PROBLEM.
I
>> HE ALREADY HAS A HOARDING PROBLEM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>>
PROBLEM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> IT'S THEIR ATTIC OR THEIR
GARAGE,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> IT'S THEIR ATTIC OR THEIR GARAGE, YOU KNOW?
IT'S
>> IT'S THEIR ATTIC OR THEIR GARAGE, YOU KNOW? IT'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
>>
GARAGE, YOU KNOW? IT'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. >> THERE'S YOUR NUTCRACKER.
>>
IT'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. >> THERE'S YOUR NUTCRACKER. >> NUTCRACKERS SCARE ME.
I
>> THERE'S YOUR NUTCRACKER. >> NUTCRACKERS SCARE ME. I DON'T WANT THIS ONE.
>>
>> NUTCRACKERS SCARE ME. I DON'T WANT THIS ONE. >> IT'S A NUTCRACKER.
IT'S
I DON'T WANT THIS ONE. >> IT'S A NUTCRACKER. IT'S ONLY $2.99.
OH,
>> IT'S A NUTCRACKER. IT'S ONLY $2.99. OH, THAT'S FOR THE BUCKET.
M&M
IT'S ONLY $2.99. OH, THAT'S FOR THE BUCKET. M&M GUY.
I
OH, THAT'S FOR THE BUCKET. M&M GUY. I THINK I LIKE THIS ROOM.
I'M
M&M GUY. I THINK I LIKE THIS ROOM. I'M IN ON IT.
>>
I THINK I LIKE THIS ROOM. I'M IN ON IT. >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT
BABY
I'M IN ON IT. >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT BABY STUFF IN THESE BOXES.
WHOEVER
>> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT BABY STUFF IN THESE BOXES. WHOEVER WINS THIS LOCKER LOSES,
AND
BABY STUFF IN THESE BOXES. WHOEVER WINS THIS LOCKER LOSES, AND I'M HAPPY TO HELP.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANYONE WANT TO GIVE
25?
25
25? 25 THERE, NOW 50.
>>
25 THERE, NOW 50. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 50, NOW 75.
>>
>> 50, NOW 75. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 75, NOW 100.
>>
>> 75, NOW 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, NOW 125.
>>
>> 100, NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 125, NOW 150.
>>
>> NOW 125, NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 175. >> YOU GOT A SWEET TOOTH FOR
JUNK?
I'LL
JUNK? I'LL HELP YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> I'VE GOT 175, AND 200.
>>
>> I'VE GOT 175, AND 200. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> NOW 200, 225.
WHO
>> NOW 200, 225. WHO WILL BID 225?
CAN
WHO WILL BID 225? CAN WE GET 225 ANYWHERE?
WILL
CAN WE GET 225 ANYWHERE? WILL YOU GIVE 225?
225.
WILL YOU GIVE 225? 225. NOW 250.
>>
225. NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 275.
>>
>> 275. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 275, NOW 300...
>>
>> 275, NOW 300... >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> IF YOU LIKE IT.
>>
>> IF YOU LIKE IT. >> HERE WE GO AGAIN.
THE
>> HERE WE GO AGAIN. THE HOARDING!
>>
THE HOARDING! >> 325, WHO WILL GIVE 325?
GOING
>> 325, WHO WILL GIVE 325? GOING ONCE.
>>
GOING ONCE. >> MOE CAN HAVE IT.
>>
>> MOE CAN HAVE IT. >> 325 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 325 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE ON
THE
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT.
$300,
THE FRONT. $300, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
$300, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> YEAH!
MARY
>> YEAH! MARY THINKS THIS IS AN OLD
HOARDER'S
MARY THINKS THIS IS AN OLD HOARDER'S UNIT, BUT SHE'LL SEE.
THERE'S
THERE'S SOME SPECIAL THINGS IN
THIS
THERE'S SOME SPECIAL THINGS IN THIS LOCKER.
WELL,
THERE'S SOME SPECIAL THINGS IN THIS LOCKER. WELL, THERE'S MY FRIEND.
LET'S
THIS LOCKER. WELL, THERE'S MY FRIEND. LET'S GET STARTED.
BLANKIES.
TRASH.
>>
BLANKIES. TRASH. >> THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF,
MOE.
>>
>> THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF, MOE. >> WHAT?
>>
MOE. >> WHAT? >> TOYS.
>>
>> WHAT? >> TOYS. >> HERE'S SOME ANIMALS FOR YOUR
FARM.
[stuff
>> HERE'S SOME ANIMALS FOR YOUR FARM. [stuff animal meowing and
purring
FARM. [stuff animal meowing and purring sound effects]
[both
[stuff animal meowing and purring sound effects] [both laughing]
>>
purring sound effects] [both laughing] >> OH, WHAT WAS THAT PART?
THE
[both laughing] >> OH, WHAT WAS THAT PART? THE PURRING KITTY.
>>
>> OH, WHAT WAS THAT PART? THE PURRING KITTY. >> I WISH I HAD A STETHOSCOPE.
[stuffed
THE PURRING KITTY. >> I WISH I HAD A STETHOSCOPE. [stuffed animal meows and purrs]
I
>> I WISH I HAD A STETHOSCOPE. [stuffed animal meows and purrs] I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR STOMACH.
>>
[stuffed animal meows and purrs] I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR STOMACH. >> MOE, NO!
IT'S
I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR STOMACH. >> MOE, NO! IT'S A DAMN STUFFED CAT!
>>
>> MOE, NO! IT'S A DAMN STUFFED CAT! >> WE KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH
THOSE
IT'S A DAMN STUFFED CAT! >> WE KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THOSE TOYS.
>>
>> WE KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THOSE TOYS. >> PUT 'EM IN MY SHOP?
>>
THOSE TOYS. >> PUT 'EM IN MY SHOP? >> both: NO.
>>
>> PUT 'EM IN MY SHOP? >> both: NO. >> WE'RE GONNA DONATE 'EM.
>>
>> both: NO. >> WE'RE GONNA DONATE 'EM. >> GREAT.
SO,
>> WE'RE GONNA DONATE 'EM. >> GREAT. SO, WE'RE GONNA MAKE BACK ALL OF
OUR
>> GREAT. SO, WE'RE GONNA MAKE BACK ALL OF OUR MONEY.
>>
SO, WE'RE GONNA MAKE BACK ALL OF OUR MONEY. >> IT'S CALLED A TAX DEDUCTION.
>>
OUR MONEY. >> IT'S CALLED A TAX DEDUCTION. >> DO YOU KNOW HOW PISSED I AM
RIGHT
>> IT'S CALLED A TAX DEDUCTION. >> DO YOU KNOW HOW PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW?
[Moe
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW? [Moe laughs]
AW!
>>
[Moe laughs] AW! >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>>
AW! >> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> CAREFUL, CARE--THIS IS WHY WE
BOUGHT
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> CAREFUL, CARE--THIS IS WHY WE BOUGHT THE LOCKER.
>>
>> CAREFUL, CARE--THIS IS WHY WE BOUGHT THE LOCKER. >> NO, THIS IS WHY I KNEW--
[laughs]
>>
>> NO, THIS IS WHY I KNEW-- [laughs] >> OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
>>
[laughs] >> OH, HE'S SO CUTE. >> THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
>>
>> MR.
>> MR. M&M IS $300.
I
>> MR. M&M IS $300. I JUST WANT TO LOVE THIS.
>>
I JUST WANT TO LOVE THIS. >> OH, MY GOD.
HE'S
>> OH, MY GOD. HE'S 200 YEARS OLD.
WHY
HE'S 200 YEARS OLD. WHY DOES HE CARE ABOUT STUFFED
ANIMALS?
>>
ANIMALS? >> THIS NUTCRACKER, RIGHT HERE,
THIS
>> THIS NUTCRACKER, RIGHT HERE, THIS ALONE IS WORTH $75, MARY.
>>
THIS ALONE IS WORTH $75, MARY. >> I THINK YOU'VE LOST IT, MOE.
DO
>> I THINK YOU'VE LOST IT, MOE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE
THINGS
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS WERE PROBABLY MADE?
"MADE
THINGS WERE PROBABLY MADE? "MADE IN CHINA."
TO
"MADE IN CHINA." TO ME, THAT MEANS MASS PRODUCED.
>>
TO ME, THAT MEANS MASS PRODUCED. >> BUT THEY'RE $75.
IT'LL
>> BUT THEY'RE $75. IT'LL FLY OUT THE DOOR.
>>
IT'LL FLY OUT THE DOOR. >> IT'S A MASS-PRODUCED, STUPID
NUTCRACKER.
YOU
NUTCRACKER. YOU CAN GET $5.00 IN CHINATOWN.
OH,
YOU CAN GET $5.00 IN CHINATOWN. OH, AN INNER TUBE?
>>
OH, AN INNER TUBE? >> OH, AND A PUMP!
>>
>> OH, AND A PUMP! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS'LL BE 50 BUCKS.
AND
>> THIS'LL BE 50 BUCKS. AND WE'LL PUT THIS OUTSIDE YOUR
GALLEY--
>>
GALLEY-- >> WHY IS IT ALWAYS MINE, MOE?
>>
>> WHY IS IT ALWAYS MINE, MOE? >> TRICK OR TREAT.
WE'LL
>> TRICK OR TREAT. WE'LL JUST PUT--
>>
WE'LL JUST PUT-- >> REMEMBER, THIS IS FOR
YOUR
>> REMEMBER, THIS IS FOR YOUR SHOP.
>>
YOUR SHOP. >> ON SUNDAY, WE'LL PASS THE
BUCKET.
>>
BUCKET. >> OH, MY GOD.
[laughs]
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
WE
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? WE KNOW IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS
TREE.
>>
WE KNOW IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS TREE. >> [gasps]
>>
TREE. >> [gasps] >> OH!
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE--WOWZAS!
>>
>> WHAT THE--WOWZAS! >> THIS IS NEW ORLEANS!
THAT
>> WHAT THE--WOWZAS! >> THIS IS NEW ORLEANS! THAT IS EXPENSIVE.
IT'S
>> THIS IS NEW ORLEANS! THAT IS EXPENSIVE. IT'S PEACOCK.
>>
THAT IS EXPENSIVE. IT'S PEACOCK. >> WOWZAS!
>>
IT'S PEACOCK. >> WOWZAS! >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>>
>> WOWZAS! >> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> HOW DO I LOOK, MOE?
>>
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> HOW DO I LOOK, MOE? >> YOU LOOK GREAT.
>>
>> HOW DO I LOOK, MOE? >> YOU LOOK GREAT. >> [laughs]
>>
>> YOU LOOK GREAT. >> [laughs] >> NOT ONLY THAT, IT FITS YOU.
>>
>> [laughs] >> NOT ONLY THAT, IT FITS YOU. >> IS THIS MY LOOK?
>>
>> NOT ONLY THAT, IT FITS YOU. >> IS THIS MY LOOK? >> IT IS!
>>
>> IS THIS MY LOOK? >> IT IS! >> ♪ BUM BUM, DAH DAH DAH ♪
>>
>> IT IS! >> ♪ BUM BUM, DAH DAH DAH ♪ >> MARY, THIS IS EXPENSIVE,
I'M
>> ♪ BUM BUM, DAH DAH DAH ♪ >> MARY, THIS IS EXPENSIVE, I'M TELLING YOU.
THESE
>> MARY, THIS IS EXPENSIVE, I'M TELLING YOU. THESE ARE REAL FEATHERS.
I
I'M TELLING YOU. THESE ARE REAL FEATHERS. I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD UNIT.
I
THESE ARE REAL FEATHERS. I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD UNIT. I WANT TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD UNIT. I WANT TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> WE COULD SELL THIS TO, LIKE,
A
I WANT TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> WE COULD SELL THIS TO, LIKE, A HALLOWEEN SHOP, MAYBE.
>>
>> WE COULD SELL THIS TO, LIKE, A HALLOWEEN SHOP, MAYBE. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>>
A HALLOWEEN SHOP, MAYBE. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> NO?
>>
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> NO? >> THIS IS A VERY GOOD PIECE.
HOW
>> NO? >> THIS IS A VERY GOOD PIECE. HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GOT THE
FEATHERS?
YOU
FEATHERS? YOU THINK A PEACOCK'S WALKING
AROUND,
YOU THINK A PEACOCK'S WALKING AROUND, NAKED?
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> THESE AREN'T CRAFT SHOP
FEATHERS,
>> [laughs] >> THESE AREN'T CRAFT SHOP FEATHERS, REALLY.
>>
>> THESE AREN'T CRAFT SHOP FEATHERS, REALLY. >> OKAY.
WE'LL
FEATHERS, REALLY. >> OKAY. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MOE.
IN
>> OKAY. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MOE. IN THE MEANTIME, I THINK WE ARE
DONE
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MOE. IN THE MEANTIME, I THINK WE ARE DONE WITH THIS LOCKER.
>>
IN THE MEANTIME, I THINK WE ARE DONE WITH THIS LOCKER. >> ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S
DONE WITH THIS LOCKER. >> ALL RIGHT. THAT'S OUR TICKET.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. THAT'S OUR TICKET. >> YES.
[cheering]
>>
>> YES. [cheering] >> I'M GONNA DROP THIS ONE ON
>>
>> I
>> I LIKE
>> I LIKE THAT MIRROR, MOE.
THAT
>> I LIKE THAT MIRROR, MOE. THAT COULD BE IN YOUR GALLERY.
>>
>> I LIKE THAT MIRROR, MOE. THAT COULD BE IN YOUR GALLERY. >> WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'S ONLY
ONE
THAT COULD BE IN YOUR GALLERY. >> WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE ITEM THERE.
WICKER.
WE
ONE ITEM THERE. WICKER. WE CAN'T SELL WICKER.
>>
WICKER. WE CAN'T SELL WICKER. >> WHEN IT COMES TO MOE'S
GALLERY,
WE CAN'T SELL WICKER. >> WHEN IT COMES TO MOE'S GALLERY, WICKER IS WHACK.
THERE'S
>> WHEN IT COMES TO MOE'S GALLERY, WICKER IS WHACK. THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH QUALITY
IN
GALLERY, WICKER IS WHACK. THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH QUALITY IN MID-CENTURY STUFF FOR YOUR
SHOP.
>>
IN MID-CENTURY STUFF FOR YOUR SHOP. >> YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY WITH
THE
SHOP. >> YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY WITH THE LOCKER WE GOT, SO...
>>
>> YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY WITH THE LOCKER WE GOT, SO... >> WELL, I'M NOT.
>>
THE LOCKER WE GOT, SO... >> WELL, I'M NOT. >> AH!
>>
>> WELL, I'M NOT. >> AH! >> I HAVE THAT SAME GRANDFATHER
CLOCK,
>> AH! >> I HAVE THAT SAME GRANDFATHER CLOCK, PRICED AT 80 BUCKS, AND
IT'S
>> I HAVE THAT SAME GRANDFATHER CLOCK, PRICED AT 80 BUCKS, AND IT'S STILL SITTING THERE.
THIS
CLOCK, PRICED AT 80 BUCKS, AND IT'S STILL SITTING THERE. THIS LOCKER HAS ALL THE KIND OF
STUFF
IT'S STILL SITTING THERE. THIS LOCKER HAS ALL THE KIND OF STUFF THAT'S SITTING IN MY SHOP
THAT
THIS LOCKER HAS ALL THE KIND OF STUFF THAT'S SITTING IN MY SHOP THAT I CAN'T MOVE.
>>
STUFF THAT'S SITTING IN MY SHOP THAT I CAN'T MOVE. >> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT.
THIS
THAT I CAN'T MOVE. >> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT. THIS IS LIKE THAT LITTLE OLD
LADY
>> THIS IS MY KIND OF UNIT. THIS IS LIKE THAT LITTLE OLD LADY LOCKER.
IT
THIS IS LIKE THAT LITTLE OLD LADY LOCKER. IT WAS A CUTE LITTLE GRANDMA AND
ALL
LADY LOCKER. IT WAS A CUTE LITTLE GRANDMA AND ALL HER STUFF.
GRANDMAS
IT WAS A CUTE LITTLE GRANDMA AND ALL HER STUFF. GRANDMAS ARE GOOD FOR $5.00 ON
YOUR
ALL HER STUFF. GRANDMAS ARE GOOD FOR $5.00 ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND LOCKERS FULL
OF
GRANDMAS ARE GOOD FOR $5.00 ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND LOCKERS FULL OF GREAT FURNITURE.
>>
YOUR BIRTHDAY AND LOCKERS FULL OF GREAT FURNITURE. >> JENNY'S GONNA BE ALL OVER
THAT
OF GREAT FURNITURE. >> JENNY'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT WICKER.
>>
>> JENNY'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT WICKER. >> MM-HMM.
>>
THAT WICKER. >> MM-HMM. >> NICE LITTLE CHAIR THERE.
AH,
>> MM-HMM. >> NICE LITTLE CHAIR THERE. AH, THE BOTTOM'S RIPPED OUT OF
IT.
>>
AH, THE BOTTOM'S RIPPED OUT OF IT. >> YEAH, BUT SHE LIKES IT LIKE
THAT.
>>
>> YEAH, BUT SHE LIKES IT LIKE THAT. >> YEAH.
>>
THAT. >> YEAH. >> JENNY'LL WANT TO SPRUCE THIS
STUFF
>> YEAH. >> JENNY'LL WANT TO SPRUCE THIS STUFF UP, SO WE'LL JUST SPRUCE
UP
>> JENNY'LL WANT TO SPRUCE THIS STUFF UP, SO WE'LL JUST SPRUCE UP THE PRICE.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW MONEY, MONEY,
NOW
GENTLEMEN, NOW MONEY, MONEY, NOW 100.
100
NOW 100. 100 THERE.
>>
100 THERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 200, NOW 300.
300,
>> NOW 200, NOW 300. 300, NOW 400.
WILL
300, NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400? NOW 500.
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 400? NOW 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 550.
WILL
>> NOW 550. WILL YOU BID 550?
550,
WILL YOU BID 550? 550, NOW 600.
>>
550, NOW 600. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> EVERYONE'S AIMING FOR ME NOW,
BUT
>> EVERYONE'S AIMING FOR ME NOW, BUT TODAY, I'M RETURNING
THE
BUT TODAY, I'M RETURNING THE FIRE.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> NOW 700.
WILL
>> NOW 700. WILL YOU GIVE 700? NOW 700.
700
WILL YOU GIVE 700? NOW 700. 700 GOING ONCE.
700
700 GOING ONCE. 700 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
700 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT FOR $650, RIGHT THERE.
$650.
>>
$650. >> I PLAYED A LITTLE DIRTY
TODAY,
>> I PLAYED A LITTLE DIRTY TODAY, AND IT WORKED.
AND
AND I
AND I THINK I GOT THE BEST UNIT.
>>
AND I THINK I GOT THE BEST UNIT. >> WELL, WE DIDN'T DO SO GOOD
FOR
AND I THINK I GOT THE BEST UNIT. >> WELL, WE DIDN'T DO SO GOOD FOR THE SALE.
>>
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T DO SO GOOD FOR THE SALE. >> THIS AIN'T GONNA HELP.
>>
FOR THE SALE. >> THIS AIN'T GONNA HELP. >> I GUESS WE DIDN'T COME TO
PLAY
>> THIS AIN'T GONNA HELP. >> I GUESS WE DIDN'T COME TO PLAY TODAY, BUT JENNY REALLY
STEPPED
>> I GUESS WE DIDN'T COME TO PLAY TODAY, BUT JENNY REALLY STEPPED UP HER GAME.
>>
PLAY TODAY, BUT JENNY REALLY STEPPED UP HER GAME. >> THAT JUST MEANS ANOTHER DAY
WE'RE
STEPPED UP HER GAME. >> THAT JUST MEANS ANOTHER DAY WE'RE GONNA BE OUT TRYING TO
BUY
>> THAT JUST MEANS ANOTHER DAY WE'RE GONNA BE OUT TRYING TO BUY SOMETHING.
>>
WE'RE GONNA BE OUT TRYING TO BUY SOMETHING. >> WELL, I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER
FOR
BUY SOMETHING. >> WELL, I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR THE NEW MERCHANDISE IN IT,
BUT
>> WELL, I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR THE NEW MERCHANDISE IN IT, BUT JENNY RAN ME UP A LITTLE BIT
ON
FOR THE NEW MERCHANDISE IN IT, BUT JENNY RAN ME UP A LITTLE BIT ON IT.
I'M
BUT JENNY RAN ME UP A LITTLE BIT ON IT. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
WELL,
ON IT. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. WELL, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE LOOK.
LET'S
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. WELL, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE LOOK. LET'S SEE.
I
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE LOOK. LET'S SEE. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHOES,
BUT
LET'S SEE. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHOES, BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING IN MY
STORE--THAT
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHOES, BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING IN MY STORE--THAT NEW MERCHANDISE
SELLS.
I
STORE--THAT NEW MERCHANDISE SELLS. I WOULD SAY THAT THESE PUMPS ARE
$70,
SELLS. I WOULD SAY THAT THESE PUMPS ARE $70, $80 PUMPS IN THE STORE,
BUT,
I WOULD SAY THAT THESE PUMPS ARE $70, $80 PUMPS IN THE STORE, BUT, UH, TO ASK $25 FOR 'EM,
I
$70, $80 PUMPS IN THE STORE, BUT, UH, TO ASK $25 FOR 'EM, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF
A
BUT, UH, TO ASK $25 FOR 'EM, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF A CRIME.
NOW,
I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF A CRIME. NOW, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SEE HOW
MANY
A CRIME. NOW, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SEE HOW MANY BOXES WE HAVE.
THAT'S
NOW, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SEE HOW MANY BOXES WE HAVE. THAT'S EIGHT, SEVEN.
ONE,
MANY BOXES WE HAVE. THAT'S EIGHT, SEVEN. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
SEVEN
THAT'S EIGHT, SEVEN. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. SEVEN BOXES OF THIS.
VERY
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. SEVEN BOXES OF THIS. VERY SHINY, BLACK SHOES.
17.
OH,
VERY SHINY, BLACK SHOES. 17. OH, YEAH, RED SHOES.
THEY
17. OH, YEAH, RED SHOES. THEY ALWAYS SELL.
ONE,
OH, YEAH, RED SHOES. THEY ALWAYS SELL. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX,
THEY ALWAYS SELL. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE.
I
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE. I THINK I'M DONE WITH ALL MY
SHOES.
AND
I THINK I'M DONE WITH ALL MY SHOES. AND THE FINAL TALLY.
WE
SHOES. AND THE FINAL TALLY. WE HAVE 20, 100, 15,
20
AND THE FINAL TALLY. WE HAVE 20, 100, 15, 20 PAIRS OF SHOES IN THE BOX.
THAT'S
THAT'S 170 PAIRS OF SHOES TIMES
$25...IS
THAT'S 170 PAIRS OF SHOES TIMES $25...IS $4,250.
THANKS,
$25...IS $4,250. THANKS, JENNY.
PLUS,
THANKS, JENNY. PLUS, WE'VE STILL GOT ALL THIS
FURNITURE
PLUS, WE'VE STILL GOT ALL THIS FURNITURE AND OTHER ITEMS IN
HERE
FURNITURE AND OTHER ITEMS IN HERE TOO.
ROCKING
HERE TOO. ROCKING CHAIRS ARE FUN.
THEY'RE
ROCKING CHAIRS ARE FUN. THEY'RE NOT FUN WHEN THEY'RE
BROKEN,
THEY'RE NOT FUN WHEN THEY'RE BROKEN, THOUGH.
YOU
BROKEN, THOUGH. YOU KNOW, IT'S GARBAGE.
AND
YOU KNOW, IT'S GARBAGE. AND THAT'S AT LEAST A $60 ROCKER
RIGHT
AND THAT'S AT LEAST A $60 ROCKER RIGHT HERE.
OH,
RIGHT HERE. OH, WE'VE GOT THIS BIG, OLD,
UGLY
OH, WE'VE GOT THIS BIG, OLD, UGLY CABINET HERE.
YOU
UGLY CABINET HERE. YOU KNOW, THIS TAKES THE BIG,
OLD,
YOU KNOW, THIS TAKES THE BIG, OLD, UGLY TV IN IT.
IT'S
OLD, UGLY TV IN IT. IT'S UNSELLABLE.
BOX
IT'S UNSELLABLE. BOX OF JUNK.
WELL,
WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOME
PURSES
WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOME PURSES TOO.
THIS
WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOME PURSES TOO. THIS ONE'S NEW TOO.
YOU
PURSES TOO. THIS ONE'S NEW TOO. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS
IS
THIS ONE'S NEW TOO. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS REAL, BUT THERE'S SOME ANIMAL
SKIN
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS REAL, BUT THERE'S SOME ANIMAL SKIN PURSES THAT ARE REAL
EXPENSIVE,
IS REAL, BUT THERE'S SOME ANIMAL SKIN PURSES THAT ARE REAL EXPENSIVE, AND IT FEELS LIKE
LEATHER.
I'M
EXPENSIVE, AND IT FEELS LIKE LEATHER. I'M GONNA HAVE TO INVESTIGATE
THIS
LEATHER. I'M GONNA HAVE TO INVESTIGATE THIS A LITTLE BIT.
I'M
I'M GONNA HAVE TO INVESTIGATE THIS A LITTLE BIT. I'M HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT
KIND
THIS A LITTLE BIT. I'M HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF SKIN IT'S MADE OUT OF,
'CAUSE
I'M HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF SKIN IT'S MADE OUT OF, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE VALUE
IS.
I'M
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE VALUE IS. I'M DEFINITELY WALKING OUT OF
HERE
IS. I'M DEFINITELY WALKING OUT OF HERE TODAY WITH A BIG
>>
>> SO
>> SO I'M
>> SO I'M BACK AT THE GRANNY
LOCKER
>> SO I'M BACK AT THE GRANNY LOCKER THAT RICKY AND BUBBA
TRIED
>> SO I'M BACK AT THE GRANNY LOCKER THAT RICKY AND BUBBA TRIED TO TAKE FROM ME.
OKAY,
LOCKER THAT RICKY AND BUBBA TRIED TO TAKE FROM ME. OKAY, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS
ONE.
I
OKAY, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE. I THINK I ACTUALLY FINALLY GOT
A
ONE. I THINK I ACTUALLY FINALLY GOT A REALLY GOOD UNIT.
THIS
I THINK I ACTUALLY FINALLY GOT A REALLY GOOD UNIT. THIS IS GORGEOUS.
MY
A REALLY GOOD UNIT. THIS IS GORGEOUS. MY STORE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
IT'S
THIS IS GORGEOUS. MY STORE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. IT'S ANTIQUE, IT'S ORNATE, IT
DOESN'T
MY STORE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. IT'S ANTIQUE, IT'S ORNATE, IT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO BE PAINTED.
I
I MEAN,
I MEAN, THIS IS A $200 MIRROR IN
MY
I MEAN, THIS IS A $200 MIRROR IN MY SHOP.
WHAT
MY SHOP. WHAT IS THIS THING?
THIS
WHAT IS THIS THING? THIS IS TOTALLY A BUBBA-SIZED
BEER
THIS IS TOTALLY A BUBBA-SIZED BEER MUG.
MAYBE
BEER MUG. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT TO HIM.
WHAT
MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT TO HIM. WHAT DOES GRANDMA READ?
OH,
WHAT DOES GRANDMA READ? OH, MY GOD.
THE
OH, MY GOD. THE 30-DAY HEARTBREAK CURE.
"GETTING
THE 30-DAY HEARTBREAK CURE. "GETTING OVER HIM AND BACK OUT
THERE,
"GETTING OVER HIM AND BACK OUT THERE, ONE MONTH FROM TODAY."
I
THERE, ONE MONTH FROM TODAY." I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT COULD
PROBABLY
I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT COULD PROBABLY USE THAT.
THIS
PROBABLY USE THAT. THIS IS A CUTE LITTLE ANTIQUE
CHAIR.
THE
CHAIR. THE RATTAN IS MESSED UP HERE,
BUT
THE RATTAN IS MESSED UP HERE, BUT I JUST PUT A NEW LITTLE SEAT
ON
BUT I JUST PUT A NEW LITTLE SEAT ON IT, AND THIS WILL BE
AN
ON IT, AND THIS WILL BE AN ADORABLE $50 CHAIR.
WICKER
AN ADORABLE $50 CHAIR. WICKER IS NOT THAT GREAT OF
A
WICKER IS NOT THAT GREAT OF A SELL FOR ME, BUT SOME PEOPLE
LIKE
A SELL FOR ME, BUT SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT FOR OUTDOOR, SO I CAN
PROBABLY
LIKE IT FOR OUTDOOR, SO I CAN PROBABLY GET $40 FOR THIS ONE.
THIS
PROBABLY GET $40 FOR THIS ONE. THIS CLOCK IS A REPRODUCTION.
IT'S
THIS CLOCK IS A REPRODUCTION. IT'S MADE IN CHINA.
IF
IT'S MADE IN CHINA. IF I PAINT IT, I CAN PROBABLY
GET
IF I PAINT IT, I CAN PROBABLY GET $50 FOR IT.
COME
GET $50 FOR IT. COME ON, GRANNY, WHERE'S THE
GOOD
COME ON, GRANNY, WHERE'S THE GOOD STUFF?
NICE,
GOOD STUFF? NICE, SOLID WOOD.
MAHOGANY,
NICE, SOLID WOOD. MAHOGANY, $150 SIDE TABLE.
IF
MAHOGANY, $150 SIDE TABLE. IF I PAINT THIS TABLE, $200.
THIS
IF I PAINT THIS TABLE, $200. THIS IS A $100 MIRROR.
I
THIS IS A $100 MIRROR. I THINK THIS IS GRANDMA'S SEWING
MACHINE.
WOW,
MACHINE. WOW, THIS IS AN OLD
WAIT,
WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS.
I
WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS. I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS
A
WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS. I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A SEWING MACHINE.
WHAT
I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A SEWING MACHINE. WHAT IS THIS?
ELECTROCARDIOGRAPH.
LIKE
WHAT IS THIS? ELECTROCARDIOGRAPH. LIKE CARDIO, LIKE CARDIOLOGY?
THIS
ELECTROCARDIOGRAPH. LIKE CARDIO, LIKE CARDIOLOGY? THIS IS DEFINITELY OLD.
THIS
LIKE CARDIO, LIKE CARDIOLOGY? THIS IS DEFINITELY OLD. THIS HAS TO BE CHECKED OUT.
THIS
THIS IS DEFINITELY OLD. THIS HAS TO BE CHECKED OUT. THIS REALLY WAS THE ULTIMATE
GRANNY
THIS HAS TO BE CHECKED OUT. THIS REALLY WAS THE ULTIMATE GRANNY LOCKER.
I
THIS REALLY WAS THE ULTIMATE GRANNY LOCKER. I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK
IN
GRANNY LOCKER. I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN THE
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING THIS PURSE I FOUND
TO
>> I'M TAKING THIS PURSE I FOUND TO A HANDBAG OUTLET TO FIND OUT
WHAT
WHAT IT'S
WHAT IT'S MADE OF AND WHAT IT'S
WORTH.
THESE
WHAT IT'S MADE OF AND WHAT IT'S WORTH. THESE DAMN PURSES.
THEY
WORTH. THESE DAMN PURSES. THEY WON'T STAY ON YOUR SHOULDER
FOR
THESE DAMN PURSES. THEY WON'T STAY ON YOUR SHOULDER FOR NOTHING.
I
THEY WON'T STAY ON YOUR SHOULDER FOR NOTHING. I HATE IT.
>>
FOR NOTHING. I HATE IT. >> YOU HAVE TO BE VICTOR.
>>
I HATE IT. >> YOU HAVE TO BE VICTOR. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I HAVE TO
BE
>> YOU HAVE TO BE VICTOR. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I HAVE TO BE VICTOR?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I HAVE TO BE VICTOR? >> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY
REGULAR,
BE VICTOR? >> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER.
>>
>> YOU JUST LOOK LIKE NOT MY REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER. >> YOU GOT A LOT OF DIFFERENT
STYLES
REGULAR, TYPICAL CUSTOMER. >> YOU GOT A LOT OF DIFFERENT STYLES OF HANDBAGS IN HERE.
>>
>> YOU GOT A LOT OF DIFFERENT STYLES OF HANDBAGS IN HERE. >> WE SURE DO.
WE
STYLES OF HANDBAGS IN HERE. >> WE SURE DO. WE TRY AND KEEP OUR PRICES
REALLY
>> WE SURE DO. WE TRY AND KEEP OUR PRICES REALLY COMPETITIVE SO PEOPLE CAN
COME
WE TRY AND KEEP OUR PRICES REALLY COMPETITIVE SO PEOPLE CAN COME IN AND GET A GREAT BAG AND
NOT
REALLY COMPETITIVE SO PEOPLE CAN COME IN AND GET A GREAT BAG AND NOT SPEND A LOT OF MONEY.
>>
COME IN AND GET A GREAT BAG AND NOT SPEND A LOT OF MONEY. >> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO
A
NOT SPEND A LOT OF MONEY. >> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME
A
>> AM I BETTER OFF GOING TO A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS?
>>
A HIGHER-END PLACE TO GET ME A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS? >> I DON'T THINK YOU'D FIND
ANYONE
A BETTER APPRAISAL ON THIS? >> I DON'T THINK YOU'D FIND ANYONE THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT
HANDBAGS
>> I DON'T THINK YOU'D FIND ANYONE THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT HANDBAGS THAN I DO.
>>
ANYONE THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT HANDBAGS THAN I DO. >> SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU
KNOW
HANDBAGS THAN I DO. >> SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU KNOW YOUR BAG, BABY.
>>
>> SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU KNOW YOUR BAG, BABY. >> I KNOW MY BAGS.
>>
KNOW YOUR BAG, BABY. >> I KNOW MY BAGS. >> THIS IS MY BAG, BABY.
>>
>> I KNOW MY BAGS. >> THIS IS MY BAG, BABY. >> WOW.
THIS
>> THIS IS MY BAG, BABY. >> WOW. THIS IS GORGEOUS.
WHAT
>> WOW. THIS IS GORGEOUS. WHAT IT IS IS STINGRAY.
YOU
THIS IS GORGEOUS. WHAT IT IS IS STINGRAY. YOU CAN TELL FROM THE BEADING,
THAT'S
WHAT IT IS IS STINGRAY. YOU CAN TELL FROM THE BEADING, THAT'S THE NATURAL SKIN.
AND
YOU CAN TELL FROM THE BEADING, THAT'S THE NATURAL SKIN. AND WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT
STINGRAY
THAT'S THE NATURAL SKIN. AND WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT STINGRAY IS THAT STINGRAY SKIN
IS
AND WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT STINGRAY IS THAT STINGRAY SKIN IS ABOUT 25 TIMES STRONGER THAN
LEATHER.
IT'S
IS ABOUT 25 TIMES STRONGER THAN LEATHER. IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT OR
TEAR.
CENTURIES
IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT OR TEAR. CENTURIES AGO, ACTUALLY, UH,
STINGRAY
TEAR. CENTURIES AGO, ACTUALLY, UH, STINGRAY SKIN WAS USED FOR
SAMURAIS,
CENTURIES AGO, ACTUALLY, UH, STINGRAY SKIN WAS USED FOR SAMURAIS, FOR THEIR BODY ARMOR
AND
STINGRAY SKIN WAS USED FOR SAMURAIS, FOR THEIR BODY ARMOR AND THEIR SWORDS BECAUSE IT WAS
SO
SAMURAIS, FOR THEIR BODY ARMOR AND THEIR SWORDS BECAUSE IT WAS SO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
I
I WOULD
I WOULD SAY, A BAG IN THIS
CONDITION,
I WOULD SAY, A BAG IN THIS CONDITION, THIS SIZE...
PROBABLY
CONDITION, THIS SIZE... PROBABLY BETWEEN $150 TO $250.
>>
PROBABLY BETWEEN $150 TO $250. >> THAT'S IT?
I
I THINK
I THINK I'LL STICK TO SHOES.
WELL,
I THINK I'LL STICK TO SHOES. WELL, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT'S NOT
WORTH
I THINK I'LL STICK TO SHOES. WELL, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY, I'M GONNA
HAVE
WELL, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO APPLY FOR A JOB HERE.
>>
WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO APPLY FOR A JOB HERE. >> [laughs]
I'M
HAVE TO APPLY FOR A JOB HERE. >> [laughs] I'M SORRY, BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M
NOT
>> [laughs] I'M SORRY, BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT HIRING.
>>
I'M SORRY, BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT HIRING. >> I BROUGHT MY RESUME.
>>
NOT HIRING. >> I BROUGHT MY RESUME. >> I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
HIRE
>> I BROUGHT MY RESUME. >> I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HIRE YOU TODAY.
>>
>> I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HIRE YOU TODAY. >> WELL, ONE TIME, I WAS
SLEEPING
HIRE YOU TODAY. >> WELL, ONE TIME, I WAS SLEEPING ON THIS JOB OVER THERE,
AND
>> WELL, ONE TIME, I WAS SLEEPING ON THIS JOB OVER THERE, AND I WOKE UP, AND I WAS BEING
TOUCHED
SLEEPING ON THIS JOB OVER THERE, AND I WOKE UP, AND I WAS BEING TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY.
>>
AND I WOKE UP, AND I WAS BEING TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY. >> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD JOB FOR
YOU,
TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY. >> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD JOB FOR YOU, PROBABLY, THEN.
YOU
>> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD JOB FOR YOU, PROBABLY, THEN. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK FOR
THAT
YOU, PROBABLY, THEN. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK FOR THAT SIGHT.
>>
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK FOR THAT SIGHT. >> IT WAS A DUDE.
>>
THAT SIGHT. >> IT WAS A DUDE. >> OKAY, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SO
GOOD.
OH,
>> OKAY, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SO GOOD. OH, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
MAYBE
GOOD. OH, I DON'T KNOW YOU. MAYBE IT WAS GOOD.
I
OH, I DON'T KNOW YOU. MAYBE IT WAS GOOD. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
MAYBE IT WAS GOOD. I DON'T KNOW. >> OH, LISTEN, YOU KNOW ME.
WELL,
I DON'T KNOW. >> OH, LISTEN, YOU KNOW ME. WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL
THE
>> OH, LISTEN, YOU KNOW ME. WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW, YOU TOOK OUT
FOR
WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW, YOU TOOK OUT FOR ME AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT,
SO...
>>
FOR ME AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT, SO... >> SURE. OH.
THANK
SO... >> SURE. OH. THANK YOU.
>>
>> SURE. OH. THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
>> IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> GOOD LUCK WITH THE HANDBAG.
>>
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> GOOD LUCK WITH THE HANDBAG. >> OKAY, THANK
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M PAYING A VISIT TO
DR.
>> I'M PAYING A VISIT TO DR. TONY DAS TO SEE IF MY HEART
MACHINE
>> I'M PAYING A VISIT TO DR. TONY DAS TO SEE IF MY HEART MACHINE IS PUMPING MONEY OR IT'S
D.O.A.
CONFESSION--DOCTORS
MACHINE IS PUMPING MONEY OR IT'S D.O.A. CONFESSION--DOCTORS MAKE ME
NERVOUS.
>>
CONFESSION--DOCTORS MAKE ME NERVOUS. >> HEY, GOOD AFTERNOON.
>>
NERVOUS. >> HEY, GOOD AFTERNOON. >> HI.
>>
>> HEY, GOOD AFTERNOON. >> HI. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M
>> HI. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DR. DAS.
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DR. DAS. >> GOOD. JENNY.
>>
I'M DR. DAS. >> GOOD. JENNY. >> JENNY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> GOOD. JENNY. >> JENNY, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ANOTHER CONFESSION.
DR.
>> JENNY, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ANOTHER CONFESSION. DR. DAS IS SORT OF WEIRDLY HOT.
>>
>> ANOTHER CONFESSION. DR. DAS IS SORT OF WEIRDLY HOT. >> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE
GOT
DR. DAS IS SORT OF WEIRDLY HOT. >> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE.
LET'S
>> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE. LET'S TAKE THE COVER OFF OF IT.
OH,
GOT HERE. LET'S TAKE THE COVER OFF OF IT. OH, WOW, CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT
LET'S TAKE THE COVER OFF OF IT. OH, WOW, CHECK THIS OUT. WHAT THIS IS IS AN OLD EKG
MACHINE.
>>
WHAT THIS IS IS AN OLD EKG MACHINE. >> SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS AN EKG?
>>
MACHINE. >> SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS AN EKG? >> AN EKG IS AN
ELECTROCARDIOGRAM,
>> SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS AN EKG? >> AN EKG IS AN ELECTROCARDIOGRAM, A DESCRIPTION
ON
>> AN EKG IS AN ELECTROCARDIOGRAM, A DESCRIPTION ON A PIECE OF PAPER THAT TELLS
US
ELECTROCARDIOGRAM, A DESCRIPTION ON A PIECE OF PAPER THAT TELLS US WHAT THE ELECTRICAL ACTIVITY
OF
ON A PIECE OF PAPER THAT TELLS US WHAT THE ELECTRICAL ACTIVITY OF THE HEART IS DOING WHILE IT'S
BEATING.
DO
OF THE HEART IS DOING WHILE IT'S BEATING. DO YOU WANT TO LAY DOWN HERE
AND
BEATING. DO YOU WANT TO LAY DOWN HERE AND WE'LL GET YOU HOOKED UP TO
THIS
DO YOU WANT TO LAY DOWN HERE AND WE'LL GET YOU HOOKED UP TO THIS THING?
>>
AND WE'LL GET YOU HOOKED UP TO THIS THING? >> DO YOU THINK I COULD DIE?
>>
THIS THING? >> DO YOU THINK I COULD DIE? >> NO, NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE,
LIKE--KRRGGHH--SHOCK
>> DO YOU THINK I COULD DIE? >> NO, NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE, LIKE--KRRGGHH--SHOCK YOU OR
ANYTHING
>> NO, NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE, LIKE--KRRGGHH--SHOCK YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
THE
LIKE--KRRGGHH--SHOCK YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THE THING THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE
IS,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THE THING THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE IS, THERE'S LITTLE SUCTION CUPS
THAT
THE THING THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE IS, THERE'S LITTLE SUCTION CUPS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO GO ACROSS
YOUR
IS, THERE'S LITTLE SUCTION CUPS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO GO ACROSS YOUR CHEST AND ON YOUR RIGHT AND
LEFT
THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO GO ACROSS YOUR CHEST AND ON YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT ARM AND ON YOUR LEG, SO
WE'RE
YOUR CHEST AND ON YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT ARM AND ON YOUR LEG, SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KIND OF
IMPROVISE.
>>
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KIND OF IMPROVISE. >> OKAY.
>>
IMPROVISE. >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
LEFT
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. LEFT LEG.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. LEFT LEG. >> I HAVE A HOLE IN MY JEANS.
>>
LEFT LEG. >> I HAVE A HOLE IN MY JEANS. >> WE'LL STICK THAT RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> I HAVE A HOLE IN MY JEANS. >> WE'LL STICK THAT RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY. RIGHT LEG.
THERE'S
>> WE'LL STICK THAT RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY. RIGHT LEG. THERE'S ANOTHER HOLE.
RIGHT
>> OKAY. RIGHT LEG. THERE'S ANOTHER HOLE. RIGHT ARM.
>>
THERE'S ANOTHER HOLE. RIGHT ARM. >> OKAY.
>>
RIGHT ARM. >> OKAY. >> OKAY, GO.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY, GO. >> ARE YOU SURE?
>>
>> OKAY, GO. >> ARE YOU SURE? >> I'M READY.
>>
>> ARE YOU SURE? >> I'M READY. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF
YOU'RE
>> I'M READY. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ALIVE.
[machine
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ALIVE. [machine whirring]
YEP,
YOU'RE ALIVE. [machine whirring] YEP, ABSOLUTELY, YOU ARE NOT
DEAD.
THE
YEP, ABSOLUTELY, YOU ARE NOT DEAD. THE HEART RATE IS 60.
THAT'S
DEAD. THE HEART RATE IS 60. THAT'S IN THE NORMAL RANGE
THERE.
>>
THAT'S IN THE NORMAL RANGE THERE. >> SO THIS OLD THING CAN ONLY
TELL
THERE. >> SO THIS OLD THING CAN ONLY TELL ME MY HEART RATE?
I'M
>> SO THIS OLD THING CAN ONLY TELL ME MY HEART RATE? I'M PRETTY SURE MY iPHONE CAN DO
THAT
TELL ME MY HEART RATE? I'M PRETTY SURE MY iPHONE CAN DO THAT TOO.
>>
I'M PRETTY SURE MY iPHONE CAN DO THAT TOO. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE
WOULD
THAT TOO. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY USE IT, LIKE,
IN
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY USE IT, LIKE, IN A MEDICAL OFFICE ANYMORE,
BUT,
WOULD ACTUALLY USE IT, LIKE, IN A MEDICAL OFFICE ANYMORE, BUT, YOU KNOW, OLD MEDICAL STUFF
IS
IN A MEDICAL OFFICE ANYMORE, BUT, YOU KNOW, OLD MEDICAL STUFF IS PRETTY COOL, AND FOR DOCS,
I
BUT, YOU KNOW, OLD MEDICAL STUFF IS PRETTY COOL, AND FOR DOCS, I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEBODY
THAT'S
IS PRETTY COOL, AND FOR DOCS, I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEBODY THAT'S INTERESTED IN HAVING IT.
>>
I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEBODY THAT'S INTERESTED IN HAVING IT. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
I'D
THAT'S INTERESTED IN HAVING IT. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I'D BE ABLE TO GET FOR THIS
IF
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I'D BE ABLE TO GET FOR THIS IF I FOUND A COLLECTOR, DOC?
>>
>> SOMEWHERE AROUND...
LIKE
>> SOMEWHERE AROUND... LIKE 400.
>>
LIKE 400. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
NOT
NOT BAD
NOT BAD FOR A REALLY OLD
MACHINE.
I
NOT BAD FOR A REALLY OLD MACHINE. I HEART GRANNY.
THANK
MACHINE. I HEART GRANNY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DR. DAS.
I
I HEART GRANNY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DR. DAS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>>
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DR. DAS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> IT WAS MY PLEASURE, JENNY.
HOPEFULLY,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> IT WAS MY PLEASURE, JENNY. HOPEFULLY, THAT HELPS.
>>
>> IT WAS MY PLEASURE, JENNY. HOPEFULLY, THAT HELPS. >> IT DOES.
>>
HOPEFULLY, THAT HELPS. >> IT DOES. >> GREAT.
>>
>> IT DOES. >> GREAT. >> IT
>>
>> MOE
>> MOE AND I ARE AT A BURLESQUE
SHOW.
[jaunty
>> MOE AND I ARE AT A BURLESQUE SHOW. [jaunty music playing]
♪
SHOW. [jaunty music playing] ♪ ♪
[cheers
[jaunty music playing] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
>>
♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> WE'RE GONNA SEE BOOBIES.
♪
[cheers and applause] >> WE'RE GONNA SEE BOOBIES. ♪ ♪
[cheers
>> WE'RE GONNA SEE BOOBIES. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
MARY
♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] MARY AND I CALLED THESE GALS TO
SEE
[cheers and applause] MARY AND I CALLED THESE GALS TO SEE IF THEY'D TAKE A LOOK AT OUR
COSTUME.
WE
SEE IF THEY'D TAKE A LOOK AT OUR COSTUME. WE FOUND THIS COSTUME.
>>
COSTUME. WE FOUND THIS COSTUME. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
WE FOUND THIS COSTUME. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE THINK YOU CAN FLY WITH
THAT.
[laughter]
>>
THAT. [laughter] >> THIS LOOKS LIKE WHAT'S CALLED
A
[laughter] >> THIS LOOKS LIKE WHAT'S CALLED A BACKPACK.
>>
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE WHAT'S CALLED A BACKPACK. >> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS HOMEMADE.
>>
A BACKPACK. >> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS HOMEMADE. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS HOMEMADE. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU CAN SEE THE HOT GLUE.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU CAN SEE THE HOT GLUE. >> THE HOT GLUE.
>>
>> YOU CAN SEE THE HOT GLUE. >> THE HOT GLUE. >> WHOEVER MADE IT WORKED REALLY
HARD
>> THE HOT GLUE. >> WHOEVER MADE IT WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT, BUT YOU CAN
DEFINITELY
>> WHOEVER MADE IT WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT, BUT YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT SOMEONE
HAND-MADE
HARD ON IT, BUT YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT SOMEONE HAND-MADE IT.
>>
DEFINITELY TELL THAT SOMEONE HAND-MADE IT. >> HOW DOES IT GO?
OH.
>>
>> HOW DOES IT GO? OH. >> AH.
WE
OH. >> AH. WE HAD IT ON BACKWARDS.
WELL,
>> AH. WE HAD IT ON BACKWARDS. WELL, ARE THOSE PEACOCK
FEATHERS?
ARE--ARE
WELL, ARE THOSE PEACOCK FEATHERS? ARE--ARE THEY REAL?
>>
FEATHERS? ARE--ARE THEY REAL? >> I THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY
ROOSTER.
>>
>> I THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY ROOSTER. >> ROOSTER?
>>
ROOSTER. >> ROOSTER? >> THESE ARE THE SAME KIND OF
FEATHERS
>> ROOSTER? >> THESE ARE THE SAME KIND OF FEATHERS THAT ARE USED IN MARDI
GRAS
>> THESE ARE THE SAME KIND OF FEATHERS THAT ARE USED IN MARDI GRAS MASKS.
>>
FEATHERS THAT ARE USED IN MARDI GRAS MASKS. >> OKAY.
>>
GRAS MASKS. >> OKAY. >> SO THIS IS MORE OF
A
>> OKAY. >> SO THIS IS MORE OF A BUDGET-MINDED COSTUME.
>>
>> SO THIS IS MORE OF A BUDGET-MINDED COSTUME. >> RIGHT.
>>
A BUDGET-MINDED COSTUME. >> RIGHT. >> THEY'RE A LITTLE LESS
EXPENSIVE
>> RIGHT. >> THEY'RE A LITTLE LESS EXPENSIVE THAN PEACOCK OR
PHEASANT
>> THEY'RE A LITTLE LESS EXPENSIVE THAN PEACOCK OR PHEASANT FEATHERS.
>>
EXPENSIVE THAN PEACOCK OR PHEASANT FEATHERS. >> CRAFT STORE FEATHERS.
LIKE
PHEASANT FEATHERS. >> CRAFT STORE FEATHERS. LIKE I SAID.
>>
>> CRAFT STORE FEATHERS. LIKE I SAID. >> COULD YOU JUST DO SOME OF
THIS
LIKE I SAID. >> COULD YOU JUST DO SOME OF THIS WITH YOUR SHOULDERS?
>>
>> COULD YOU JUST DO SOME OF THIS WITH YOUR SHOULDERS? >> UM...
[laughter]
>>
>> UM... [laughter] >> IT'S ALL IN THE SHOULDERS.
YOU
[laughter] >> IT'S ALL IN THE SHOULDERS. YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE BUT
SHOULDERS
>> IT'S ALL IN THE SHOULDERS. YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE BUT SHOULDERS TO DO IT.
>>
YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE BUT SHOULDERS TO DO IT. >> CAN I USE MY ELBOWS?
[laughter]
NEXT
>> CAN I USE MY ELBOWS? [laughter] NEXT PIECE.
[laughter]
>>
NEXT PIECE. [laughter] >> OKAY.
>>
[laughter] >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY. >> SO THIS, OBVIOUSLY, MAYBE
LOOKS
>> OKAY. >> SO THIS, OBVIOUSLY, MAYBE LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ON THE HEAD?
>>
>> SO THIS, OBVIOUSLY, MAYBE LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ON THE HEAD? >> DEFINITELY A HEADPIECE,
UH-HUH.
OKAY,
>> DEFINITELY A HEADPIECE, UH-HUH. OKAY, SO, OBVIOUSLY THE SAME
MATERIALS,
UH-HUH. OKAY, SO, OBVIOUSLY THE SAME MATERIALS, THE SAME
CONSTRUCTION.
THESE
MATERIALS, THE SAME CONSTRUCTION. THESE SMALLER STONES ARE--LOOK
LIKE
CONSTRUCTION. THESE SMALLER STONES ARE--LOOK LIKE TO BE CRAFT STORE GEMS.
>>
THESE SMALLER STONES ARE--LOOK LIKE TO BE CRAFT STORE GEMS. >> OH, EH, CRAFT STORE GEMS?
SHOCKING.
>>
>> OH, EH, CRAFT STORE GEMS? SHOCKING. >> OH, OKAY, SO IT'S A CORSET.
>>
SHOCKING. >> OH, OKAY, SO IT'S A CORSET. >> AND, OF COURSE, WE CAN ALSO
TELL
>> OH, OKAY, SO IT'S A CORSET. >> AND, OF COURSE, WE CAN ALSO TELL THAT THIS LOOKS TO BE STORE
BOUGHT,
>> AND, OF COURSE, WE CAN ALSO TELL THAT THIS LOOKS TO BE STORE BOUGHT, AT LEAST THE BASE.
>>
TELL THAT THIS LOOKS TO BE STORE BOUGHT, AT LEAST THE BASE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PROBABLY
ADDED
BOUGHT, AT LEAST THE BASE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PROBABLY ADDED THESE FEATHERS.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PROBABLY ADDED THESE FEATHERS. >> WE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY
NEAT.
>>
>> WE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NEAT. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
NEAT. >> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT KIND OF PRICE DO YOU
THINK
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT KIND OF PRICE DO YOU THINK WE HAVE HERE?
>>
>> WHAT KIND OF PRICE DO YOU THINK WE HAVE HERE? >> BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN APPEAL
TO
THINK WE HAVE HERE? >> BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN APPEAL TO SO MANY DIFFERENT MARKETS--
YOU'VE
>> BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN APPEAL TO SO MANY DIFFERENT MARKETS-- YOU'VE GOT THE SAMBA AND
CARNIVAL-TYPE
TO SO MANY DIFFERENT MARKETS-- YOU'VE GOT THE SAMBA AND CARNIVAL-TYPE COSTUMES, YOU'VE
GOT
YOU'VE GOT THE SAMBA AND CARNIVAL-TYPE COSTUMES, YOU'VE GOT A DRAG QUEEN BUYER OR
SOMEONE
CARNIVAL-TYPE COSTUMES, YOU'VE GOT A DRAG QUEEN BUYER OR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST LOOKING FOR
AN
GOT A DRAG QUEEN BUYER OR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST LOOKING FOR AN EXTRAVAGANT COSTUME,
I'M
I'M THINKING, FOR ALL THREE
PIECES...
YOU
PIECES... YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FETCH $600.
>>
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FETCH $600. >> OKAY.
THAT'S
>> OKAY. THAT'S A GOOD DANCE.
>>
>> 600?
I
>> 600? I THOUGHT MAYBE $6.00.
[laughs]
WELL,
I THOUGHT MAYBE $6.00. [laughs] WELL, KNOCK ME DOWN WITH
A
[laughs] WELL, KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A ROOSTER FEATHER.
>>
WELL, KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A ROOSTER FEATHER. >> GOOD LUCK SELLING YOUR ITEMS.
I
A ROOSTER FEATHER. >> GOOD LUCK SELLING YOUR ITEMS. I HOPE YOU FIND THE RIGHT BUYER.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK SELLING YOUR ITEMS. I HOPE YOU FIND THE RIGHT BUYER. >> THANK YOU.
>>
I HOPE YOU FIND THE RIGHT BUYER. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
NICE
>> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU. >> THANK YOU.
NICE
NICE TO MEET YOU. >> THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.
>>
>> THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ♪ BUH ♪
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ♪ BUH ♪ >> ♪ BUH BUH ♪
>>
>> ♪ BUH ♪ >> ♪ BUH BUH ♪ >> [laughs]
SHIMMY.
[laughs]
>>
SHIMMY. [laughs] >> SHIMMY.
>>
[laughs] >> SHIMMY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> SHIMMY. >> [laughs] >> narrator: THE SHOO-IN CHAMP
IN
>> [laughs] >> narrator: THE SHOO-IN CHAMP IN FORT WORTH WAS VICTOR
RJESNJANSKY,
>> narrator: THE SHOO-IN CHAMP IN FORT WORTH WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED $3,700
WITH
IN FORT WORTH WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED $3,700 WITH HIS FOOTWEAR UNIT.
MARY
RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED $3,700 WITH HIS FOOTWEAR UNIT. MARY AND MOE KICKED UP A $650
PROFIT
WITH HIS FOOTWEAR UNIT. MARY AND MOE KICKED UP A $650 PROFIT FROM THEIR DANCE COSTUMES
AND
MARY AND MOE KICKED UP A $650 PROFIT FROM THEIR DANCE COSTUMES AND DECORATIONS.
JENNY
PROFIT FROM THEIR DANCE COSTUMES AND DECORATIONS. JENNY GRUMBLES HAD HER HEART IN
THE
AND DECORATIONS. JENNY GRUMBLES HAD HER HEART IN THE GAME AND EARNED 540 BUCKS
FROM
JENNY GRUMBLES HAD HER HEART IN THE GAME AND EARNED 540 BUCKS FROM HER GRANDMA UNIT.
WHILE
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA CAME UP
SHORT
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA CAME UP SHORT FOR THEIR SALE.
[burlesque
SHORT FOR THEIR SALE. [burlesque music playing]
♪
[burlesque music playing] ♪ ♪
[audience
♪ ♪ [audience hooting and
[applause]
>>
DON'T
DON'T TELL MY