>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> WE'RE GONNA GO BY YOUR OLD
HIGH
>> WE'RE GONNA GO BY YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL HERE IN A MINUTE,
BUB.
>>
BUB. >> I
BUB. >> I KNOW.
THIS
>> I KNOW. THIS IS MY OLD STOMPING GROUND,
JENNY.
>>
JENNY. >> 600, 600, 700.
>>
>> 600, 600, 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I GOT
OUT
>> KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I GOT OUT OF HERE.
>>
OUT OF HERE. >> I GOT TO FILL THIS CUSTOM
ORDER.
I'LL
ORDER. I'LL TAKE THIS TABLE.
MAYBE
I'LL TAKE THIS TABLE. MAYBE MAKE A COOL GARDEN
SCULPTURE.
>>
SCULPTURE. >> OH, MY GOSH.
THIS
>> OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS GREAT.
>>
THIS IS GREAT. >> I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE
>> I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE THAT SAFE.
>>
INSIDE THAT SAFE. >> IF WE BREAK INTO IT, IT'S NOT
WORTH
>> IF WE BREAK INTO IT, IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING.
THAT'S
WORTH ANYTHING. THAT'S UP TO YOU.
>>
THAT'S UP TO YOU. >> AND THERE'S TOTALLY SOMETHING
IN
>> AND THERE'S TOTALLY SOMETHING IN THE SAFE 'CAUSE I CAN HEAR IT
MOVING
IN THE SAFE 'CAUSE I CAN HEAR IT MOVING AROUND.
>>
MOVING AROUND. >> I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING GOOD.
>>
>> I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING GOOD. >> YOU GOT IT!
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> LET IT GO.
>>
>> LET IT GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
♪ YEAH,
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> IT'S SOLD! >> WE'RE IN KILLEEN, TEXAS,
WHERE
>> WE'RE IN KILLEEN, TEXAS, WHERE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IS
KING.
NOW
NOW I
NOW I NEVER PLAYED.
BACK
NOW I NEVER PLAYED. BACK THEN I SURE WAS A PLAYER.
[chuckles]
>>
[chuckles] >> I GOT TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR
MY
>> I GOT TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MY SHOP TODAY, AND I GOT TO FILL
THIS
MY SHOP TODAY, AND I GOT TO FILL THIS CUSTOM ORDER.
THIS
THIS CUSTOM ORDER. THIS CLIENT OF MINE.
SHE'S,
THIS CLIENT OF MINE. SHE'S, LET'S SAY, A PLANT LADY.
SO
SHE'S, LET'S SAY, A PLANT LADY. SO I HAVE THIS CLIENT WHO SAID,
"MARY,
SO I HAVE THIS CLIENT WHO SAID, "MARY, I WOULD LIKE A SCULPTURE
FOR
"MARY, I WOULD LIKE A SCULPTURE FOR MY GARDEN.
JUST
FOR MY GARDEN. JUST MAKE IT FIT."
SHE
JUST MAKE IT FIT." SHE COMES FROM FRANCE.
SO
SHE COMES FROM FRANCE. SO I HAVE TWO WORDS IN MY MIND--
"SCULPTU
SO I HAVE TWO WORDS IN MY MIND-- "SCULPTU GARDEN."
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> GOOD, OLD KILLEEN.
>>
>> GOOD, OLD KILLEEN. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> I LIKE COMING BACK IN HERE.
THIS
>> I LIKE COMING BACK IN HERE. THIS IS MY OLD STOMPING GROUND.
THIS
THIS IS MY OLD STOMPING GROUND. THIS IS WHERE I LEARNED
EVERYTHING
THIS IS WHERE I LEARNED EVERYTHING THERE IS ABOUT
AUCTION.
>>
AUCTION. >> THAT'S TRUE.
YOU
>> THAT'S TRUE. YOU CUT YOUR TEETH OVER HERE.
NO
YOU CUT YOUR TEETH OVER HERE. NO DOUBT.
WE'RE
NO DOUBT. WE'RE GONNA GO BY YOUR OLD HIGH
SCHOOL
WE'RE GONNA GO BY YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL HERE IN A MINUTE, BUB.
>>
SCHOOL HERE IN A MINUTE, BUB. >> I KNOW.
THE
>> I KNOW. THE ROOS, KANGAROOS.
THIS
THE ROOS, KANGAROOS. THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD.
I
THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD. I WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON BACK
THEN.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS STIRRING UP...I GUESS
THEY'RE
THIS IS STIRRING UP...I GUESS THEY'RE CALLED FEELINGS.
I
THEY'RE CALLED FEELINGS. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DRIVING
MY
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DRIVING MY OLD CAMARO AROUND.
>>
MY OLD CAMARO AROUND. >> OH, LORD.
WHILE
>> OH, LORD. WHILE BUBBA'S STROLLING DOWN
MEMORY
WHILE BUBBA'S STROLLING DOWN MEMORY LANE, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO
THINK
MEMORY LANE, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
AND
AND I'M
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT TOOLS
AND
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT TOOLS AND FURNITURE.
>>
AND FURNITURE. >> I WONDER IF I'LL SEE ANYBODY
FROM
>> I WONDER IF I'LL SEE ANYBODY FROM HIGH SCHOOL HERE.
>>
FROM HIGH SCHOOL HERE. >> I WOULD BE WILLING TO BET SO.
>>
>> I WOULD BE WILLING TO BET SO. >> MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME SIT AT
THE
>> MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME SIT AT THE COOL TABLE THIS TIME.
>>
THE COOL TABLE THIS TIME. >> HMM.
>>
>> HMM. >> I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO
EXPAND
MY
>> I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO EXPAND MY CUSTOMER BASE A LITTLE BIT
TO
MY CUSTOMER BASE A LITTLE BIT TO DUDES, BECAUSE ALL THESE GUYS
WILL
TO DUDES, BECAUSE ALL THESE GUYS WILL COME IN WITH THEIR WIVES
AND
WILL COME IN WITH THEIR WIVES AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, AND
THEY'RE
AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "GET ME OUT OF
HERE.
IT'S
HERE. IT'S TOO GIRLY."
SO
IT'S TOO GIRLY." SO TODAY I'M GONNA LOOK FOR,
LIKE,
SO TODAY I'M GONNA LOOK FOR, LIKE, GUY STUFF THAT FITS IN MY
STORE.
>>
STORE. >> THAT'S GOOD.
NICE
>> THAT'S GOOD. NICE AND FUZZY.
OH,
NICE AND FUZZY. OH, THEY'RE GONNA GET ON ME FOR
THIS.
I'VE
THIS. I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE THE CRACK OF
DAWN
I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE THE CRACK OF DAWN THIS MORNING.
I'VE
DAWN THIS MORNING. I'VE HIT A COUPLE AUCTIONS, AND
I
I'VE HIT A COUPLE AUCTIONS, AND I SCORED A GREAT UNIT.
THERE'S
I SCORED A GREAT UNIT. THERE'S ANOTHER AUCTION OVER
HERE
THERE'S ANOTHER AUCTION OVER HERE IN KILLEEN.
I'M
HERE IN KILLEEN. I'M GONNA STOP BY THERE, SEE IF
I
I'M GONNA STOP BY THERE, SEE IF I CAN KEEP THE STREAK GOING.
>>
I CAN KEEP THE STREAK GOING. >> THIS IS MY OLD STOMPING
GROUND,
>> THIS IS MY OLD STOMPING GROUND, JENNY.
>>
GROUND, JENNY. >> HERE?
>>
>> HERE? >> I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE.
>>
>> I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE. >> REALLY?
WHERE
>> REALLY? WHERE WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL?
IN
WHERE WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL? IN RELATION TO WHERE--
>>
IN RELATION TO WHERE-- >> OVER THERE.
KANGAROOS.
>>
KANGAROOS. >> DIDN'T THE KILLEEN TEAM OVER
HERE
>> DIDN'T THE KILLEEN TEAM OVER HERE GO TO STATE THAT ONE TIME?
>>
HERE GO TO STATE THAT ONE TIME? >> THEY WON STATE THE YEAR AFTER
I
>> THEY WON STATE THE YEAR AFTER I GRADUATED, OF COURSE.
>>
I GRADUATED, OF COURSE. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> I'M GETTING A LITTLE
TEARY-EYED.
>>
TEARY-EYED. >> IF BUBBA'S GOING BACK TO
SCHOOL,
>> IF BUBBA'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, I CAN TOO.
I
SCHOOL, I CAN TOO. I WAS, LIKE, THE BEST
CHEERLEADER
I WAS, LIKE, THE BEST CHEERLEADER AT THE SCHOOL.
YOU
CHEERLEADER AT THE SCHOOL. YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE?
>>
YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE? >> IT'S OKAY.
>>
>> IT'S OKAY. >> ONE OF MY MEMORIES IN HIGH
SCHOOL
>> ONE OF MY MEMORIES IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS, WE HAD A BIRTHDAY
PARTY,
SCHOOL WAS, WE HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND I HAD A BOOB CAKE.
THIS
PARTY, AND I HAD A BOOB CAKE. THIS CAKE, IT WAS THE
BEST-TASTING
THIS CAKE, IT WAS THE BEST-TASTING CAKE I EVER ATE.
I
BEST-TASTING CAKE I EVER ATE. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I HAD MY
CAKE
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I HAD MY CAKE AND I ATE IT TOO.
>>
CAKE AND I ATE IT TOO. >> DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE WIND
BLOWING
>> DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH VICTOR'S HAIR?
WHERE
BLOWING THROUGH VICTOR'S HAIR? WHERE IS YOUR GEL?
>>
WHERE IS YOUR GEL? >> YOU LOOK LIKE RAY ROMANO.
>>
>> YOU LOOK LIKE RAY ROMANO. >> OH, NO, IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF
THOSE
>> OH, NO, IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
>>
THOSE DAYS? >> IT'S LIKE PARTED IN THE
MIDDLE.
>>
>> LOOK,
>> LOOK, EVEN I HAVE BAD HAIR
DAYS.
BUT
BUT THAT
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I'M NOT
COMING
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I'M NOT COMING IN HERE RUNNING AND
GUNNING.
I
GUNNING. I COULD STILL SCORE, EVEN WITH
THIS
I COULD STILL SCORE, EVEN WITH THIS FLUFFY COIF.
>>
THIS FLUFFY COIF. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HERE
GENTLEMEN. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
WE'RE
AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[cheers]
HURRY
[cheers] HURRY UP, LET'S
>>
>> THE
>> THE SAFE IS INTERESTING.
WHETHER
>> THE SAFE IS INTERESTING. WHETHER OR NOT SOMETHING IS IN
IT
WHETHER OR NOT SOMETHING IS IN IT IS ANYBODY'S GUESS.
AND
IT IS ANYBODY'S GUESS. AND THERE'S NOT REALLY MUCH
THERE.
THE
THERE. THE LOCKER'S SELF-EXPLANATORY.
HERE'S
THE LOCKER'S SELF-EXPLANATORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK.
IF
HERE'S WHAT I THINK. IF YOU WANT THE SAFE, YODON'T
PLAY
IF YOU WANT THE SAFE, YODON'T PLAY IT SAFE.
>>
PLAY IT SAFE. >> I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GREAT
GARDEN
>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GREAT GARDEN PIECE.
>>
GARDEN PIECE. >> THE TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER?
>>
>> THE TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER? >> THAT'S FOR THE OUTHOUSE.
I'M
>> THAT'S FOR THE OUTHOUSE. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SAFE.
YOU
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SAFE. YOU COULD PUT THAT IN THE
GARDEN.
NO
GARDEN. NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT.
>>
NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT. >> I DON'T KNOW, MOE.
A
>> I DON'T KNOW, MOE. A GARDEN SCULPTURE SAFE.
WHAT?
>>
WHAT? >> THIS IS KIND OF THE THING
I
>> THIS IS KIND OF THE THING I WAS LOOKING FOR TODAY.
THAT
I WAS LOOKING FOR TODAY. THAT TRUNK JUST, LIKE, AS A
TRUNK,
THAT TRUNK JUST, LIKE, AS A TRUNK, DECORATIVE, STILL OLD
LOOKING,
TRUNK, DECORATIVE, STILL OLD LOOKING, WOULD FIT IN MY SHOP.
SO
LOOKING, WOULD FIT IN MY SHOP. SO I'M GONNA TRY AND GO FOR IT.
IT'S
IT'S A
IT'S A GUY'S WORLD, AND I JUST
WANT
IT'S A GUY'S WORLD, AND I JUST WANT TO BUY IT AND THEN SELL IT
FOR
WANT TO BUY IT AND THEN SELL IT FOR MORE.
>>
>> WHOA.
I
>> WHOA. I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
WORLD
I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. WORLD MONETARY EXCHANGE RESERVE.
SOME
WORLD MONETARY EXCHANGE RESERVE. SOME BOXING GLOVES IN THERE TOO.
>>
SOME BOXING GLOVES IN THERE TOO. >> IT'S GONNA GO CRAZY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100. NOW 200...
>>
>> 100. NOW 200... >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200 THERE. NOW 300.
>>
>> 200 THERE. NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 500 THERE. NOW 600.
NOW
>> NOW 500 THERE. NOW 600. NOW 700 THERE.
800,
NOW 700 THERE. 800, NOW 900.
ANYBODY
800, NOW 900. ANYBODY GIVE 900?
900,
ANYBODY GIVE 900? 900, WILL YOU 900 NOW?
900
900, WILL YOU 900 NOW? 900 GOING ONCE.
>>
900 GOING ONCE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 900. NOW--
>>
>> 900. NOW-- >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,000. NOW 1,100.
>>
>> 1,000. NOW 1,100. >> YAH!
>>
>> YAH! >> 1,100. NOW 1,200.
ANYBODY
>> 1,100. NOW 1,200. ANYBODY GIVE 1,200?
NOW
ANYBODY GIVE 1,200? NOW 1,300. WE NEED 1,300.
ANYBODY
NOW 1,300. WE NEED 1,300. ANYBODY BID 1,300? GOING ONCE.
1,300
ANYBODY BID 1,300? GOING ONCE. 1,300 GOING TWICE.
I
1,300 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $1,200.
>>
I SOLD IT, $1,200. >> I'M PRETTY SURE THIS UNIT
WILL
>> I'M PRETTY SURE THIS UNIT WILL HAVE ALL THE MANLY STUFF
THAT
WILL HAVE ALL THE MANLY STUFF THAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY,
AND
THAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY, AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE
AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE THAT
>>
>> I
>> I JUST
>> I JUST SEE THE TWO FOOT
LOCKERS
>> I JUST SEE THE TWO FOOT LOCKERS HERE AND REALLY NOTHING
ELSE.
NOT
ELSE. NOT MY BAG TODAY, BABY.
>>
NOT MY BAG TODAY, BABY. >> SOMEBODY JUST MOVED IN OR
MOVED
>> SOMEBODY JUST MOVED IN OR MOVED OUT.
THEY
MOVED OUT. THEY HAD ALL THEIR HD RECEIVERS.
I'VE
THEY HAD ALL THEIR HD RECEIVERS. I'VE BEEN STEALING--PAYING FOR
CABLE
I'VE BEEN STEALING--PAYING FOR CABLE EVER SINCE I GOT OUT OF
HIGH
CABLE EVER SINCE I GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.
PASS.
>>
PASS. >> THIS IS A MASCULINE DINING
TABLE
>> THIS IS A MASCULINE DINING TABLE AND CHAIR SET, BUT IT'S
NOT
TABLE AND CHAIR SET, BUT IT'S NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE.
>>
NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE. >> GARDEN-WISE, I COULD POSSIBLY
MAKE
>> GARDEN-WISE, I COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS METAL STUFF INTO
GARDEN
MAKE THIS METAL STUFF INTO GARDEN FURNITURE, BUT THAT'S IF
IT
GARDEN FURNITURE, BUT THAT'S IF IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE.
>>
IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. >> GOT TO BE THE RIGHT PRICE.
>>
>> GOT TO BE THE RIGHT PRICE. >> YUP.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100 AND 100 AGAIN.
NOW
GENTLEMEN, 100 AND 100 AGAIN. NOW 100.
NOW
NOW 100. NOW 100 THERE, NOW 200.
>>
NOW 100 THERE, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200, WE NEED 200, N 300.
300
>> 200, WE NEED 200, N 300. 300 THERE. NOW 400.
>>
300 THERE. NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400, NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 400, NOW 500. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WE NEED 600 AND 700. 700 NOW.
800
>> WE NEED 600 AND 700. 700 NOW. 800 NOW, 900. ANYBODY GIVE 900?
>>
800 NOW, 900. ANYBODY GIVE 900? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,000. ANYBODY BID 1,000?
>>
>> NOW 1,000. ANYBODY BID 1,000? >> 950.
>>
>> 950. >> 950.
>> 950. NOW
>> 950. >> 950. NOW 1,000.
ANYWHERE?
>> 950. NOW 1,000. ANYWHERE? 1,000?
1,000
ANYWHERE? 1,000? 1,000 GOING ONCE.
1,000
1,000 GOING ONCE. 1,000 GOING TWICE.
SOLD,
1,000 GOING TWICE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD. $950.
>>
SOLD, SOLD, SOLD. $950. >> UNFORTUNATELY, WE SPENT
A
>> UNFORTUNATELY, WE SPENT A LITTLE MORE THAN WE WANTED TO
ON
A LITTLE MORE THAN WE WANTED TO ON THIS UNIT.
BUT
BUT I'M
BUT I'M CONFIDENT WE BOUGHT
THE
BUT I'M CONFIDENT WE BOUGHT THE RIGHT LOCKER.
>>
THE RIGHT LOCKER. >> LET'S SEE WHAT CAUGHT YOUR
EYE,
>> LET'S SEE WHAT CAUGHT YOUR EYE, AND I'LL TAKE THE REST.
>>
EYE, AND I'LL TAKE THE REST. >> SO, MOE, I'LL TAKE THIS
TABLE.
>>
TABLE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> EVEN BETTER, THERE ARE SIX OF
THESE
>> EVEN BETTER, THERE ARE SIX OF THESE CHAIRS.
>>
THESE CHAIRS. >> WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON
DOING?
>>
DOING? >> I WAS THINKING MAYBE JUST
TAKE
>> I WAS THINKING MAYBE JUST TAKE THEM ALL APART AND MAYBE
MAKE
TAKE THEM ALL APART AND MAYBE MAKE A COOL GARDEN SCULPTURE.
THEY
MAKE A COOL GARDEN SCULPTURE. THEY JUST COME RIGHT OUT.
>>
THEY JUST COME RIGHT OUT. >> YEAH, LOOK.
>>
>> YEAH, LOOK. >> PERFECT.
>>
>> PERFECT. >> MARY SEES GARDEN SCULPTURE?
I
I SEE
I SEE A
I SEE A GARBAGE PILE.
I'LL
I SEE A GARBAGE PILE. I'LL TAKE THIS PHONE.
>>
I'LL TAKE THIS PHONE. >> OOH, THESE'LL BE GREAT FOR
THE
>> OOH, THESE'LL BE GREAT FOR THE GARDEN.
>>
THE GARDEN. >> OH, THERE'S TWO?
>>
>> OH, THERE'S TWO? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE COMPUTER.
>>
>> OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE COMPUTER. >> WHAT THE HECK...MOE!
GE
GET
GE GET OVER HERE.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, IS
>> OH, IS THAT COOL?
>>
>> OH, IS THAT COOL? >> PARKING METERS.
>>
>> PARKING METERS. >> ANY MONEY?
>>
>> ANY MONEY? >> NAH.
>>
>> NAH. >> NO, SHOOT.
>>
>> NO, SHOOT. >> NOT THAT LUCKY.
>>
>> NOT THAT LUCKY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I'D LIKE TO GET 'EM CHECKED
OUT.
>>
OUT. >> MOE'S ON HIS OWN WITH THE
PARKING
>> MOE'S ON HIS OWN WITH THE PARKING METERS.
I
PARKING METERS. I HAVE A DATE WITH THE GARDEN
>>
>> OKAY.
WE
>> OKAY. WE GOT A BOOM BOX, WE GOT
MATTRESSES,
WE GOT A BOOM BOX, WE GOT MATTRESSES, WE GOT TRUNKS.
>>
MATTRESSES, WE GOT TRUNKS. >> THERE MIGHT BE SOME GOLD.
>>
>> THERE MIGHT BE SOME GOLD. >> GOLD?
>>
>> GOLD? >> THE BOXES ARE NICELY PACKED.
ONE
>> THE BOXES ARE NICELY PACKED. ONE OF 'EM SAYS WEB CAM.
MY
ONE OF 'EM SAYS WEB CAM. MY GUY METER IS RED-LIGHTING.
>>
MY GUY METER IS RED-LIGHTING. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN
HERE,
>> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE, A LOT OF ELECTRONICS AND
A
HERE, A LOT OF ELECTRONICS AND A LOT OF ELECTRONIC BOXES
IN
A LOT OF ELECTRONIC BOXES IN THE BACK.
OLD,
IN THE BACK. OLD, BEAT-UP ELECTRONICS?
I
OLD, BEAT-UP ELECTRONICS? I ALREADY GOT MY UNIT.
I'M
I ALREADY GOT MY UNIT. I'M PULLINTHE PLUG ON THIS.
>>
I'M PULLINTHE PLUG ON THIS. >> EMPTY BOXES UP THERE.
THERE
>> EMPTY BOXES UP THERE. THERE COULD BE SOMETHING IN--
BUT
THERE COULD BE SOMETHING IN-- BUT I COULD DEFINITELY GO OLD
SCHOOL,
BUT I COULD DEFINITELY GO OLD SCHOOL, PUT THAT IN MY OLD
CAMARO
SCHOOL, PUT THAT IN MY OLD CAMARO I USED TO GO CRUISE IN.
>>
CAMARO I USED TO GO CRUISE IN. >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY
HEAD,
>> I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD, DUDE.
I'M
HEAD, DUDE. I'M GETTING NOSTALGIC.
I
I'M GETTING NOSTALGIC. I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU COULD FIT
IN
I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU COULD FIT IN THAT CAMARO NOW.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
GIVE?
>>
GIVE? >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 600.
>>
>> 600. >> 600.
>> 600. 700.
>>
>> 600. 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> 800.
>> 800. NOW
>> 800. >> 800. NOW 900.
ANYBODY
>> 800. NOW 900. ANYBODY GIVE 900? 900.
NOW
ANYBODY GIVE 900? 900. NOW 1,000.
>>
NOW 1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,000. ANYBODY 1,100?
>>
>> 1,000. ANYBODY 1,100? >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> 1,200. NOW 1,300, 1,300.
>>
>> 1,200. NOW 1,300, 1,300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,400.
>>
>> 1,400. >> I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY.
>>
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY. >> ONE MORE TIME.
>>
>> ONE MORE TIME. >> 1,400, NOW 1,500.
>>
>> 1,400, NOW 1,500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,600. 1,600!
>>
>> NOW 1,600. 1,600! >> 1,550.
>>
>> 1,550. >> 1,550.
WISH
>> 1,550. WISH I'DA THOUGHT OF THAT.
NOW
WISH I'DA THOUGHT OF THAT. NOW 1,600.
WE'RE
NOW 1,600. WE'RE GONNA DO 1,600.
1,575.
NOW
1,575. NOW 1,600.
1,600.
NOW 1,600. 1,600. WE'RE GONNA DO 1,600.
1,600
1,600. WE'RE GONNA DO 1,600. 1,600 ONCE.
>>
1,600 ONCE. >> 1,625.
>>
>> 1,625. >> 1,625.
NOW
>> 1,625. NOW HALF.
WILL
NOW HALF. WILL YOU GIVE 1,650?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 1,650? >> 1,630.
>>
>> 1,630. >> AT 1,630.
>>
>> AT 1,630. >> WE'RE GETTING DOWN TO
STACKING
>> WE'RE GETTING DOWN TO STACKING PENNIES UP.
>>
STACKING PENNIES UP. >> 1,650 GOING ONCE.
1,650
>> 1,650 GOING ONCE. 1,650 GOING TWICE.
I
1,650 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,630.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,630. >> I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT MY
UNDERWEAR
>> I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT MY UNDERWEAR PULLED OVER MY HEAD.
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT
CONCLUDES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
CONCLUDES TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT AUCTION, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
UNTIL NEXT AUCTION, HAMMER DOWN. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET
ANYTHING.
>>
ANYTHING. >> BIG GOOSE EGG TODAY.
>>
>> BIG GOOSE EGG TODAY. >> GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED, JUST
LIKE
>> GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED, JUST LIKE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
LIKE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> [chuckles]
OH,
>> [chuckles] OH, HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
OH, HIGH SCHOOL. >> I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON
I
>> I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I GOT OUT OF HERE.
>>
I GOT OUT OF HERE. >> THIS AUCTION DIDN'T PAY OFF.
BUT
>> THIS AUCTION DIDN'T PAY OFF. BUT HOPEFULLY MY LOCKER FROM
EARLIER
BUT HOPEFULLY MY LOCKER FROM EARLIER THIS MORNING DOES.
>>
EARLIER THIS MORNING DOES. >> I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A MORE
MANLY
>> I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A MORE MANLY UNIT IF I TRIED.
TIME
MANLY UNIT IF I TRIED. TIME TO GET CRACKING.
THIS
TIME TO GET CRACKING. THIS IS THE COOL-LOOKING, MANLY
TRUNK.
THERE'S
TRUNK. THERE'S A LOCK ON IT?
UGH.
GET
UGH. GET THE SAFE OPEN?
LIKE
GET THE SAFE OPEN? LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA COME UP
WITH
LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA COME UP WITH THE COMBO.
UM,
WITH THE COMBO. UM, OKAY, SLIGHT MISCALCULATION
ON
UM, OKAY, SLIGHT MISCALCULATION ON MY PART.
I
ON MY PART. I BOUGHT A UNIT WITH A SAFE AND
A
I BOUGHT A UNIT WITH A SAFE AND A LOCKER, AND I GOT NO WAY OF
GETTING
A LOCKER, AND I GOT NO WAY OF GETTING 'EM OPEN.
BUBBA!
>>
BUBBA! >> WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>
>> WHAT DID YOU DO? >> HI.
>>
>> HI. >> WHAT'S UP?
>>
>> WHAT'S UP? >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET A LOCK
OPEN
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET A LOCK OPEN ON A SAFE?
>>
OPEN ON A SAFE? >> OOH.
>>
>> OOH. >> MAYBE.
>>
>> MAYBE. >> WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT
AND
>> WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT AND SEE IF YOU WANT TO WRECK IT
OR
AND SEE IF YOU WANT TO WRECK IT OR NOT.
>>
OR NOT. >> REALLY? YOU DON'T MIND?
>>
>> REALLY? YOU DON'T MIND? >> NO, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> NO, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> DO YOU NEED HELP? WHOA.
OKAY.
STRONG
OKAY. STRONG MAN!
>>
STRONG MAN! >> THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT.
>>
>> THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT. >> THERE IS?
>>
>> THERE IS? >> WE COULD PROBABLY GET INTO
IT,
>> WE COULD PROBABLY GET INTO IT, BUT IT MIGHT DESTROY YOUR
SAFE.
>>
>> IS
>> IS THAT SAFE ITSELF WORTH
ANYTHING?
>>
ANYTHING? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S
WORTH,
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S WORTH, RICKY?
>>
WORTH, RICKY? >> ABOUT 400.
>>
>> ABOUT 400. >> $400?
>>
>> $400? >> PBABLY.
>>
>> PBABLY. >> WE BREAK INTO IT...
>>
>> WE BREAK INTO IT... >> IT'S WORTHLESS.
>>
>> IT'S WORTHLESS. >> NOT WORTH ANYTHING PROBABLY.
THAT'S
>> NOT WORTH ANYTHING PROBABLY. THAT'S UP TO YOU.
>>
THAT'S UP TO YOU. >> $400 SAFE OR WHATEVER'S
INSIDE?
>>
>> HEAR
>> HEAR SOMETHING?
>>
>> HEAR SOMETHING? >> AND THERE'S TOTALLY SOMETHING
IN
>> AND THERE'S TOTALLY SOMETHING IN THE SAFE 'CAUSE I CAN HEAR IT
MOVING
IN THE SAFE 'CAUSE I CAN HEAR IT MOVING AROUND.
UGH,
MOVING AROUND. UGH, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN VEGAS.
AND
UGH, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN VEGAS. AND I LOVE VEGAS.
>>
AND I LOVE VEGAS. >> ALL RIGHT.
I
>> ALL RIGHT. I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING GOOD.
>>
I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING GOOD. >> NOW YOU NEED TO GET--
>>
>> NOW YOU NEED TO GET-- >> OH, OH, HE POPPED SOMETHING.
[gasps]
>>
[gasps] >> THERE YOU GO.
IT'S
>> THERE YOU GO. IT'S BREAKING.
HERE
IT'S BREAKING. HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES.
THAT'S
HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES. THAT'S IT.
>>
THAT'S IT. >> GOT IT!
YAY,
>> GOT IT! YAY, BUBBA!
THANK
YAY, BUBBA! THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> SWEET.
WHAT?
>>
WHAT? >> SOME SILVER IN THERE.
>>
>> SOME SILVER IN THERE. >> THERE'S SOME RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THERE'S SOME RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT--WORLD RESERVE MONETARY
EXCHANGE.
PLEASE
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S WORTH AT
LEAST
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S WORTH AT LEAST $400.
>>
LEAST $400. >> IT'S WORTH ABOUT $38.
>>
>> IT'S WORTH ABOUT $38. >> $38?
YOU
>> $38? YOU JUST SELL IT FOR THE SILVER?
>>
YOU JUST SELL IT FOR THE SILVER? >> [laughs]
>>
>> [groans]
THAT
>> [groans] THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
LET'S
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. LET'S HOPE THESE OTHER TRUNKS
HAVE
LET'S HOPE THESE OTHER TRUNKS HAVE SOME TREASURES INSIDE.
YEAH,
HAVE SOME TREASURES INSIDE. YEAH, BUBBA SMITH, THE
LOCKSMITH.
>>
LOCKSMITH. >> CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
>>
>> CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?
>>
>> CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? >> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> LOOK. $15.
>>
>> LOOK. $15. >> BOY, YOU SHOULD JUST STOP
LOOKING.
>>
LOOKING. >> NO, I'M GONNA FIND SOMETHING.
>>
>> JENNY'S GOTTA LET THIS ONE
GO.
>>
GO. >> YOU CAN'T GET $1,200 OUT OF
A
>> YOU CAN'T GET $1,200 OUT OF A PILE OF [bleep].
>>
A PILE OF [bleep]. >> OKAY.
THANK
>> OKAY. THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIENDS.
>>
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIENDS. >> CATCH YOU LATER.
>>
>> CATCH YOU LATER. >> HEY, YOU GUYS DON'T WANT TO
HELP
>> HEY, YOU GUYS DON'T WANT TO HELP ME LOAD THE CAR, DO YOU?
>>
HELP ME LOAD THE CAR, DO YOU? >> UH, NO THANKS.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
>>
>> IT'S ALL GOOD. >> I MAY HAVE STRUCK OUT IN
KILLEEN,
>> I MAY HAVE STRUCK OUT IN KILLEEN, BUT I GOT A GREAT UNIT
THIS
KILLEEN, BUT I GOT A GREAT UNIT THIS MORNING WHEN MY COMPETITION
WAS
THIS MORNING WHEN MY COMPETITION WAS STILL SLEEPING IN BED.
YOU
WAS STILL SLEEPING IN BED. YOU KNOW I ONLY PAID 475 FOR
THIS
YOU KNOW I ONLY PAID 475 FOR THIS UNIT, AND YOU DON'T SEE
THIS
THIS UNIT, AND YOU DON'T SEE THIS QUALITY OF UNIT GOING FOR
THAT
THIS QUALITY OF UNIT GOING FOR THAT PRICE.
NICE
THAT PRICE. NICE STUFF, WROUGHT IRON AND
WOOD.
VERY
WOOD. VERY POPULAR TODAY.
$40.
THEN
$40. THEN WE GOT A WHOLE SET OF
DINING
THEN WE GOT A WHOLE SET OF DINING ROOM CHAIRS.
AND
DINING ROOM CHAIRS. AND THEY ARE STILL WRAPPED.
NICE
AND THEY ARE STILL WRAPPED. NICE TABLE.
CHERRY
NICE TABLE. CHERRY WOOD AND EVERYTHING VERY
POPULAR
CHERRY WOOD AND EVERYTHING VERY POPULAR TODAY.
$250
POPULAR TODAY. $250 FOR THE SET.
THAT'LL
$250 FOR THE SET. THAT'LL SELL ALL DAY.
NICE
THAT'LL SELL ALL DAY. NICE WALL ART.
STILL
NICE WALL ART. STILL HAS THE PRICE ON IT.
50
STILL HAS THE PRICE ON IT. 50 BUCKS A PIECE.
SEE,
50 BUCKS A PIECE. SEE, HIDDEN IN THE BOXES, STUFF
LIKE
SEE, HIDDEN IN THE BOXES, STUFF LIKE THIS.
SELLS
LIKE THIS. SELLS LIKE CRAZY.
I
SELLS LIKE CRAZY. I CAN'T KEEP IT ON THE SHELVES.
THAT'S
I CAN'T KEEP IT ON THE SHELVES. THAT'S 50 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
FOOTSTOOL.
PERFECT
FOOTSTOOL. PERFECT CONDITION. 30 BUCKS.
RIGHT
PERFECT CONDITION. 30 BUCKS. RIGHT OFF THE TOP, I'M SEEING
SOME
RIGHT OFF THE TOP, I'M SEEING SOME REAL EXQUISITE HOME DECOR.
I
I CAN
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THERE
WA'T
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THERE WA'T A UNIT AT THAT OTHER
FACILITY
WA'T A UNIT AT THAT OTHER FACILITY THAT LOOKED THIS GOOD.
THEY'RE
FACILITY THAT LOOKED THIS GOOD. THEY'RE A VERY INTERESTING
SHAPE,
THEY'RE A VERY INTERESTING SHAPE, AREN'T THEY?
OH,
SHAPE, AREN'T THEY? OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE USING
THIS
OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE USING THIS ONE AS A BAR.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, THE INTERESTING DRAWERS
WE
>> OH, THE INTERESTING DRAWERS WE HAVE.
WHAT
WHAT IN
WHAT IN THE HELL?
WE
WHAT IN THE HELL? WE HAVE SOME KIND OF A
SOMETHING.
WELL,
SOMETHING. WELL, A FLASK.
WELL,
WELL, A FLASK. WELL, I SAID THESE WERE THE
PIECES
WELL, I SAID THESE WERE THE PIECES OF FURNITURE THAT HOUSE
THINGS,
PIECES OF FURNITURE THAT HOUSE THINGS, AND I WASN'T WRONG.
I
THINGS, AND I WASN'T WRONG. I THINK THIS MAY BE FOR
GUNPOWDER.
THERE'S
GUNPOWDER. THERE'S A CANNON ON IT.
WELL,
THERE'S A CANNON ON IT. WELL, IT'S THE SHAPE OF--WELL,
YOU
WELL, IT'S THE SHAPE OF--WELL, YOU REMEMBER SEEING, IF YOU
WATCHED
YOU REMEMBER SEEING, IF YOU WATCHED A CIVIL WAR MOVIE, THEY
PUT
WATCHED A CIVIL WAR MOVIE, THEY PUT THE GUNPOWDER IN AND THEN
THE
PUT THE GUNPOWDER IN AND THEN THE WADDING AND THEN THE BALL
ON
THE WADDING AND THEN THE BALL ON TOP OF THAT.
AND
ON TOP OF THAT. AND THIS LOOKS TO BE VERY, VERY
WELL-MADE.
VERY
WELL-MADE. VERY ORNATE.
I
VERY ORNATE. I CAN ALREADY TELL THE FURNITURE
IN
I CAN ALREADY TELL THE FURNITURE IN THIS LOCKER'S GONNA MAKE A
PROFIT...BUT
IN THIS LOCKER'S GONNA MAKE A PROFIT...BUT IF THESE THINGS ARE
AS
PROFIT...BUT IF THESE THINGS ARE AS OLD AS THEY LOOK, I'M GONNA
BE
AS OLD AS THEY LOOK, I'M GONNA BE ROLLING IN THE DOUGH.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA
HAVE
YOU KNOW, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO BRING THESE SOMEWHERE,
'CAUSE
HAVE TO BRING THESE SOMEWHERE, 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THE FIRST
WORD
'CAUSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THE FIRST WORD TO TYPE INTO A SEARCH
ENGINE
WORD TO TYPE INTO A SEARCH ENGINE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THESE
ARE.
>>
>> MARY'S
>> MARY'S BUSY WORKING ON THAT
GARDEN
>> MARY'S BUSY WORKING ON THAT GARDEN SCULPTURE, SO I'M
BRINGING
GARDEN SCULPTURE, SO I'M BRINGING THE PARKING METERS THAT
WE
BRINGING THE PARKING METERS THAT WE FOUND TO MY FRIEND ROBERT TO
GET
WE FOUND TO MY FRIEND ROBERT TO GET 'EM CHECKED OUT.
>>
GET 'EM CHECKED OUT. >> IS THAT YOU, MOE?
>>
>> IS THAT YOU, MOE? >> THAT'S ME.
>>
>> THAT'S ME. >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. YOU NEVER CLEAN UP ANYTHING
BEFORE
YOU NEVER CLEAN UP ANYTHING BEFORE YOU BRING IT, DO YOU?
>>
BEFORE YOU BRING IT, DO YOU? >> NO, NO.
>>
>> NO, NO. >> IT'S TOO MUCH LIKE WORK THEN,
ISN'T
>> IT'S TOO MUCH LIKE WORK THEN, ISN'T IT?
>>
ISN'T IT? >> IT MAKES IT MORE INTERESTING.
>>
>> IT MAKES IT MORE INTERESTING. >> SO DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
'EM?
>>
'EM? >> NO, OTHER THAN THEY'RE HEAVY.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> THEY ARE HEAVY.
LOOKING
>> THEY ARE HEAVY. LOOKING AT THE PATENT NUMBER,
THESE
LOOKING AT THE PATENT NUMBER, THESE WERE PROBABLY FROM THE
'50s,
THESE WERE PROBABLY FROM THE '50s, MADE IN OKLAHOMA CITY,
AND
'50s, MADE IN OKLAHOMA CITY, AND THE ODD THING IS IT ALL
STARTED
AND THE ODD THING IS IT ALL STARTED IN OKLAHOMA CITY
IN
STARTED IN OKLAHOMA CITY IN THE '30s.
AND
IN THE '30s. AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING IS THE
DOWNTOWN
AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING IS THE DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS WERE HAVING
PROBLEMS
DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS WERE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE WORKERS
PARKING
PROBLEMS WITH THE WORKERS PARKING IN FRONTF THEIR
BUSINESSES.
SO
BUSINESSES. SO ALL THE MERCHANTS GOT
TOGETHER
SO ALL THE MERCHANTS GOT TOGETHER AND WENT TO THE CHAMBER
OF
TOGETHER AND WENT TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND SAID, "HEY, WE
NEED
OF COMMERCE AND SAID, "HEY, WE NEED SOMETHING DONE ABOUT THIS."
AND
NEED SOMETHING DONE ABOUT THIS." AND ACTUALLY MCGEE RIGHT HERE
CAME
AND ACTUALLY MCGEE RIGHT HERE CAME UP WITH THE PARKING METER.
>>
CAME UP WITH THE PARKING METER. >> MONEY MOTIVATED.
>>
>> MONEY MOTIVATED. >> MONEY MOTIVATED.
>>
>> BACK
>> BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS
MONEY.
MONEY
MONEY. MONEY PRIGOFF.
[cash
MONEY PRIGOFF. [cash register rings]
IF
[cash register rings] IF YOU HAD TO PUT A VALUE ON
'EM,
IF YOU HAD TO PUT A VALUE ON 'EM, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>>
'EM, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> FOR EACH ONE?
40
>> FOR EACH ONE? 40 TO 50.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> 150 BUCKS FOR THESE?
I'VE
I'VE HAD
I'VE HAD MORE EXPENSIVE PARKING
TICKETS.
WHEN
TICKETS. WHEN I TELL MY PARTNER, SHE
WON'T
WHEN I TELL MY PARTNER, SHE WON'T BE TOO HAPPY.
BUT
WON'T BE TOO HAPPY. BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS.
>>
BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS. >> TELL ME WHEN YOU CAN PLEASE
EVERY
>> TELL ME WHEN YOU CAN PLEASE EVERY WOMAN, AND THEN WE'LL BE
ALL
EVERY WOMAN, AND THEN WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
>>
ALL RIGHT. >> YES.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW.
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THESE GUNPOWDER
FLASKS
>> I FOUND THESE GUNPOWDER FLASKS IN MY LOCKER, AND I HOPE
THEY'RE
FLASKS IN MY LOCKER, AND I HOPE THEY'RE LOADED...
WITH
THEY'RE LOADED... WITH MONEY.
SO
WITH MONEY. SO THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE 'EM
IS
SO THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE 'EM IS TO MY BUDDY TREY AT JACKSON
ARMORY.
YOU
ARMORY. YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, HOLD ON
A
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, HOLD ON A SECOND.
I
A SECOND. I GOT TO FIX THIS.
[sighs]
I GOT TO FIX THIS. [sighs] THAT'S BETTER.
>>
[sighs] THAT'S BETTER. >> THIS ONE HERE--
CIVIL
>> THIS ONE HERE-- CIVIL WAR-STYLE FLASK.
IT'S
CIVIL WAR-STYLE FLASK. IT'S GOT A GOOD WEIGHT.
>>
IT'S GOT A GOOD WEIGHT. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> PRETTY NEAT.
I
>> PRETTY NEAT. I DO HAVE ONE OF THIS PATTERN
THAT
I DO HAVE ONE OF THIS PATTERN THAT I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.
AS
THAT I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE STAMPING OF
THIS
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE STAMPING OF THIS ONE HERE IS VERY DEEP AND
VERY
THIS ONE HERE IS VERY DEEP AND VERY PRONOUNCED.
THE
VERY PRONOUNCED. THE SECOND THING IS THAT ANYONE
COULD
THE SECOND THING IS THAT ANYONE COULD LOOK AT IT AND KNOW IT'S
REAL,
COULD LOOK AT IT AND KNOW IT'S REAL, 'CAUSE THIS SAYS "COLT'S
PATENT"
REAL, 'CAUSE THIS SAYS "COLT'S PATENT" ON IT.
REPRODUCTIONS
PATENT" ON IT. REPRODUCTIONS COULD NOT HAVE
THAT
REPRODUCTIONS COULD NOT HAVE THAT ON THERE.
OTHERWISE,
THAT ON THERE. OTHERWISE, THEY'D BE IN PATENT
INFRINGEMENT.
SO,
INFRINGEMENT. SO, UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS A
REPRODUCTION.
>>
REPRODUCTION. >> IT'S A FAKE, KIND OF LIKE
THAT
>> IT'S A FAKE, KIND OF LIKE THAT MUSTACHE I USED TO WEAR IN
HIGH
THAT MUSTACHE I USED TO WEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
WHAT?
IT
WHAT? IT GOT ME A COUPLE DATES.
SO
SO WHAT
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE GOT
HERE?
>>
HERE? >> I WOULD VALUE IT...
AT
>> I WOULD VALUE IT... AT ABOUT $75.
>>
AT ABOUT $75. >> OH, NOT BAD FOR
A
>> OH, NOT BAD FOR A REPRODUCTION REALLY.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS REALLY THE ONE THAT
CAUGHT
>> THIS IS REALLY THE ONE THAT CAUGHT MY EYE WHEN YOU PUT IT
DOWN.
>>
DOWN. >> I THOUGHT SO.
IT
>> I THOUGHT SO. IT CAUGHT MY EYE TOO.
>>
IT CAUGHT MY EYE TOO. >> OKAY.
WHAT
>> OKAY. WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS THE
STEEL
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS THE STEEL AND SEE IF THERE'S A
PATTERN
STEEL AND SEE IF THERE'S A PATTERN IN IT, AND ACTUALLY,
YES,
PATTERN IN IT, AND ACTUALLY, YES, THERE IS A PATTERN IN THIS,
WHICH
YES, THERE IS A PATTERN IN THIS, WHICH MEANS IT'S DAMASCUS STEEL,
AND
WHICH MEANS IT'S DAMASCUS STEEL, AND IT'S DEFINITELY HIGH
QUALITY.
>>
>> WOW.
>>
>> WOW. >> YOU DON'T SEE THESE VERY
OFTEN,
>> YOU DON'T SEE THESE VERY OFTEN, ESPECIALLY IN THE SMALL
SIZE.
SO
SIZE. SO MY GUESS IS THAT THE VALUE OF
THIS
SO MY GUESS IS THAT THE VALUE OF THIS ONE...
PROBABLY
THIS ONE... PROBABLY SOMEWHERE AROUND
$1,300.
>>
$1,300. >> WOW.
BOY,
>> WOW. BOY, I REALLY ENJOYED COMING IN
HERE
BOY, I REALLY ENJOYED COMING IN HERE TODAY.
>>
HERE TODAY. >> I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
>>
>> 1,300
>> 1,300 BUCKS?
I'LL
>> 1,300 BUCKS? I'LL WAKE UP EVERY DAY AT
4:00
I'LL WAKE UP EVERY DAY AT 4:00 A.M. FOR THAT KIND OF
MONEY.
[inhales]
MONEY. [inhales] NOW TIME FOR BED.
TAKE
[inhales] NOW TIME FOR BED. TAKE CARE, MAN.
>>
TAKE CARE, MAN. >> TAKE CARE.
>>
>> TAKE CARE. >> $1,300. WHAT A
>>
>> MARY.
>>
>> MARY. >> HEY, MOE.
WHEW!
>> HEY, MOE. WHEW! I'VE BEEN WORKING REAL
HARD
WHEW! I'VE BEEN WORKING REAL HARD ON MY GARDEN SCULPTURE
COMMISSION.
I
COMMISSION. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MOE.
>>
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THIS IS GREAT.
>>
>> THIS IS GREAT. >> DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS
BEFORE?
>>
BEFORE? >> YEAH, SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON
THE
>> YEAH, SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE ROADSIDE.
>>
THE ROADSIDE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> THIS IS FABULOUS.
>>
>> THIS IS FABULOUS. >> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE BEST
PART
>> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE BEST PART YET.
READY?
>>
READY? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> WHOA, MY GOSH.
>>
>> WHOA, MY GOSH. >> THIS WAS NOTHING.
I'VE
>> THIS WAS NOTHING. I'VE BEEN DOING THESE ART
PROJECTS
I'VE BEEN DOING THESE ART PROJECTS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
CRAFTS.
>>
CRAFTS. >> HOW'D YOU MAKE IT?
>>
>> HOW'D YOU MAKE IT? >> AT FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO
>> AT FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WHEN
TO DO. WHEN YOU HAVE A UGLY TABLE AND
CHAIRS.
>>
CHAIRS. >> GOD, IT WAS UGLY.
>>
>> GOD, IT WAS UGLY. >> YEAH.
[machinery
>> YEAH. [machinery buzzes]
SO
[machinery buzzes] SO I CUT ALL THOSE PIECES UP.
AND
SO I CUT ALL THOSE PIECES UP. AND THEN STARTED WELDING FROM
THE
AND THEN STARTED WELDING FROM THE GROUND UP.
THAT'S
THE GROUND UP. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
>>
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. >> THAT MARY, SHE'S GOT A GREAT
IMAGINATION.
I
IMAGINATION. I COULDN'T EVEN DREAM THIS THING
UP.
I
UP. I CAN'T GET OVER THE BULBS.
>>
I CAN'T GET OVER THE BULBS. >> THEY'RE COOL, RIGHT?
THEY'RE
>> THEY'RE COOL, RIGHT? THEY'RE TRENDY.
>>
THEY'RE TRENDY. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> THEY'RE THE NEW THING.
>>
>> THEY'RE THE NEW THING. >> THEY'RE THE NEW BULB.
>>
>> THEY'RE THE NEW BULB. >> THEY'RE THE NEW BULBS.
NO
>> THEY'RE THE NEW BULBS. NO WONDER I NEVER SAW 'EM.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME, MOE.
I
>> THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME, MOE. I TELL YOU THOSE THINGS,
THE
I TELL YOU THOSE THINGS, THE TRENDY STUFF.
>>
THE TRENDY STUFF. >> ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT HIP?
[sings]
♪
[sings] ♪ ♪
>>
>> HONESTLY, HOW MUCH DO YOU
THINK
>> HONESTLY, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN SELL THIS FOR?
>>
THINK I CAN SELL THIS FOR? >> I'D PUT A TAG OF 525 ON IT.
>>
>> I'D PUT A TAG OF 525 ON IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> AND I THINK THAT'S MORE THAN
FAIR.
I
I AM
I AM SO
I AM SO GLAD THIS TURNED OUT
LIKE
I AM SO GLAD THIS TURNED OUT LIKE IT DID.
THIS
LIKE IT DID. THIS IS OUR MONEY TREE.
>>
THIS IS OUR MONEY TREE. >> YES, NOW FOR SURE.
>>
>> YES, NOW FOR SURE. >> I GOT TO HAND IT TO MARY.
SHE
>> I GOT TO HAND IT TO MARY. SHE REALLY PULLED THIS OFF.
>>
SHE REALLY PULLED THIS OFF. >> DOLLAR SIGNS.
>>
>> DOLLAR SIGNS. >> narrator: THE BIG WINNER IN
KILLEEN
>> narrator: THE BIG WINNER IN KILLEEN WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY,
WHOSE
KILLEEN WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHOSE VINTAGE GUNPOWDER FLASK
FIRED
WHOSE VINTAGE GUNPOWDER FLASK FIRED UP A $1,370 PROFIT.
MARY
FIRED UP A $1,370 PROFIT. MARY AND MOE MADE $420 BY
TURNING
MARY AND MOE MADE $420 BY TURNING DINING ROOM CHAIRS INTO
A
TURNING DINING ROOM CHAIRS INTO A GARDEN SCULPTURE.
RICKY
A GARDEN SCULPTURE. RICKY AND BUBBA PROFITED NOT
IN
RICKY AND BUBBA PROFITED NOT IN BUBBA'S HOMETOWN.
WHILE
IN BUBBA'S HOMETOWN. WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES GAMBLED ON
THE
WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES GAMBLED ON THE CONTENTS OF A SAFE AND
TUMBLED
THE CONTENTS OF A SAFE AND TUMBLED 1,150 BUCKS INTO THE
HOLE.
>>
>> READY
>> READY TO GO?
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> NO, THERE'S ONE MORE THING
BACK
>> NO, THERE'S ONE MORE THING BACK THERE.
I
BACK THERE. I REGISTERED FOR ONE OF THESE ON
MY
I REGISTERED FOR ONE OF THESE ON MY WEDDING REGISTRY.
>>
MY WEDDING REGISTRY. >> WHAT PART OF THAT DOES THAT
GO
>> WHAT PART OF THAT DOES THAT GO TO THE BEDROOM?
>>
GO TO THE BEDROOM? >> IT DOES NOT GO TO THE
BEDROOM,
>> IT DOES NOT GO TO THE BEDROOM, YOU SICK DUDE.
>>
BEDROOM, YOU SICK DUDE. >> OH, SORRY.
>>
>> OH, SORRY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> IT'S TO BLOW IN THE YARD.
>>
>> IT'S TO BLOW IN THE YARD. >> WHAT? OH, IT'S TO BLOW.
>>
>> WHAT? OH, IT'S TO BLOW. >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I USE THIS
FOR?
>>
FOR? >> NO, IT'S TO BLOW THE...
YOUR
>> NO, IT'S TO BLOW THE... YOUR MATTRESS UP.
>>
YOUR MATTRESS UP. >> WHAT ARE YOU