>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
SO
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050! >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> THIS IS GREAT.
NO
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> THIS IS GREAT. NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE ME.
>>
>> THIS IS GREAT. NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE ME. >> HE'S INCOGNITO.
[chuckles]
>>
>> HE'S INCOGNITO. [chuckles] >> HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNABOMBER.
>>
[chuckles] >> HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNABOMBER. >> I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT BY RICKY
AND
>> HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNABOMBER. >> I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT BY RICKY AND BUBBA ONE TOO MANY TIMES
NOW.
I'M
AND BUBBA ONE TOO MANY TIMES NOW. I'M ON TO YOU.
YEAH.
>>
I'M ON TO YOU. YEAH. >> YEAH!
YUP,
YEAH. >> YEAH! YUP, SHE'S MAD, ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> YEAH! YUP, SHE'S MAD, ALL RIGHT. >> OOH, WHAT IS IN HERE?
>>
YUP, SHE'S MAD, ALL RIGHT. >> OOH, WHAT IS IN HERE? >> NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE
GODDESS
>> OOH, WHAT IS IN HERE? >> NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE GODDESS INSIDE THAT LOOKED LIKE
SHE
>> NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE GODDESS INSIDE THAT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER.
>>
GODDESS INSIDE THAT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER. >> GIMME A SECOND, HERE.
>>
SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER. >> GIMME A SECOND, HERE. >> OH, HERE, HERE.
>>
>> GIMME A SECOND, HERE. >> OH, HERE, HERE. >> [chuckles]
GUH-ROOVY,
>> OH, HERE, HERE. >> [chuckles] GUH-ROOVY, BABY.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
YEAH,
YEAH, YOU
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
♪
ABOUT. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
TODAY, WE'RE IN ARLINGTON,
TEXAS.
NOW,
TEXAS. NOW, OUT OF THE 15 PLACES IN THE
U.S.
NOW, OUT OF THE 15 PLACES IN THE U.S. NAMED ARLINGTON, THE ONE
RIGHT
U.S. NAMED ARLINGTON, THE ONE RIGHT HERE IN TEXAS IS THE
BIGGEST.
TOLD
TOLD YOU
TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WAS BIGGER
IN
TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WAS BIGGER IN TEXAS.
[laughs]
>>
IN TEXAS. [laughs] >> YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS KNOWN
FOR
[laughs] >> YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS KNOWN FOR BIG HOUSES, YOU KNOW.
PRIME
>> YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS KNOWN FOR BIG HOUSES, YOU KNOW. PRIME LOCATION.
>>
FOR BIG HOUSES, YOU KNOW. PRIME LOCATION. >> YOU KNOW, THE UNITS ARE
SUPPOSED
PRIME LOCATION. >> YOU KNOW, THE UNITS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REAL BIG HERE
TODAY,
>> YOU KNOW, THE UNITS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REAL BIG HERE TODAY, BUB.
PROBABLY
SUPPOSED TO BE REAL BIG HERE TODAY, BUB. PROBABLY HAVE A HUGE CROWD.
>>
TODAY, BUB. PROBABLY HAVE A HUGE CROWD. >> WE DON'T LET THE BIG CROWDS
INTIMIDATE
PROBABLY HAVE A HUGE CROWD. >> WE DON'T LET THE BIG CROWDS INTIMIDATE US.
IF
>> WE DON'T LET THE BIG CROWDS INTIMIDATE US. IF WE WANT SOMETHING, WE BUY IT.
>>
INTIMIDATE US. IF WE WANT SOMETHING, WE BUY IT. >> I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT AND BID
UP
IF WE WANT SOMETHING, WE BUY IT. >> I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT AND BID UP BY RICKY AND BUBBA ONE TOO
MANY
>> I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT AND BID UP BY RICKY AND BUBBA ONE TOO MANY TIMES NOW.
SO
UP BY RICKY AND BUBBA ONE TOO MANY TIMES NOW. SO I DON'T NEED THEIR ADVICE, I
DON'T
MANY TIMES NOW. SO I DON'T NEED THEIR ADVICE, I DON'T NEED THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
I'M
SO I DON'T NEED THEIR ADVICE, I DON'T NEED THEIR FRIENDSHIP. I'M JUST GONNA HANDLE IT ON MY
OWN
DON'T NEED THEIR FRIENDSHIP. I'M JUST GONNA HANDLE IT ON MY OWN TODAY.
I
I AM
I AM DONE
I AM DONE TAKING CRAP FROM
>>
>> LOOK
>> LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>>
>> LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> SHUT UP.
>>
>> WHOA.
SOMEONE'S
>> WHOA. SOMEONE'S GOT THEIR KNICKERS IN
A
SOMEONE'S GOT THEIR KNICKERS IN A KNOT.
>>
>> ARE
>> ARE YOU MAD?
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M NOT MAD, I JUST...
>>
>> I'M NOT MAD, I JUST... >> YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING
THAT
>> YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING THAT A WOMAN'S MAD AT YOU, AND
YOU
THAT A WOMAN'S MAD AT YOU, AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHY?
I
I JUST
I JUST DON'T FEEL THE LOVE.
>>
I JUST DON'T FEEL THE LOVE. >> I'M ON TO YOU.
>>
I JUST DON'T FEEL THE LOVE. >> I'M ON TO YOU. >> WHAT ARE YOU ON TO ME ABOUT?
WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU ON TO ME ABOUT? WHAT? >> TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND,
TRYING
WHAT? >> TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND, TRYING TO BE SWEET, TELLING ME
THERE'S
>> TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND, TRYING TO BE SWEET, TELLING ME THERE'S LOVE.
YOU
TRYING TO BE SWEET, TELLING ME THERE'S LOVE. YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
THERE'S LOVE. YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> YUP, SHE'S MAD ALL RIGHT.
>>
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> YUP, SHE'S MAD ALL RIGHT. >> SO, THE FACILITY I'M GOING TO
TODAY
>> YUP, SHE'S MAD ALL RIGHT. >> SO, THE FACILITY I'M GOING TO TODAY HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR BIG,
HUGE
>> SO, THE FACILITY I'M GOING TO TODAY HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR BIG, HUGE CROWDS.
AND
TODAY HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR BIG, HUGE CROWDS. AND BIG, HUGE CROWDS, THEY
ALWAYS
HUGE CROWDS. AND BIG, HUGE CROWDS, THEY ALWAYS DRIVE UP THE PRICE.
THE
THE ONLY
THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA GET A
LOCKER
THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA GET A LOCKER TODAY IS TO GO
UNDERCOVER.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA PULL THE WOOL OVER
THEIR
I'M GONNA PULL THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES...
BY
I'M GONNA PULL THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES... BY PULLING THE WOOL OVER
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS GREAT.
NO
THIS IS GREAT. NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE ME.
>>
THIS IS GREAT. NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE ME. >> MORNING, VIC.
>>
NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE ME. >> MORNING, VIC. >> [sighs]
>>
>> MORNING, VIC. >> [sighs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [sighs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
THE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
WE'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> MARY AND MOE NEVER SHOWED
[sighs]
SOME
[sighs] SOME TOOLS, FISHING STUFF,
TACKLE
[sighs] SOME TOOLS, FISHING STUFF, TACKLE BOX.
I
SOME TOOLS, FISHING STUFF, TACKLE BOX. I ONLY HAVE $1,800 WITH ME, SO
I'M
TACKLE BOX. I ONLY HAVE $1,800 WITH ME, SO I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY MONEY ON
JUST
I ONLY HAVE $1,800 WITH ME, SO I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY MONEY ON JUST ANYTHING.
>>
I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY MONEY ON JUST ANYTHING. >> THOSE GUITARS ARE PROBABLY
GOOD.
>>
>> THOSE GUITARS ARE PROBABLY GOOD. >> DVDs...
>>
GOOD. >> DVDs... >> PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> WHY
>> WHY ARE WE LATE?
BECAUSE
>> WHY ARE WE LATE? BECAUSE DR. MOE WAS SAWING OFF
SOME
BECAUSE DR. MOE WAS SAWING OFF SOME GUY'S FOOT.
PEOPLE
PEOPLE FORGET MOE IS LIKE A BIG
TIME
PEOPLE FORGET MOE IS LIKE A BIG TIME FANCY SURGEON.
HE'S
PEOPLE FORGET MOE IS LIKE A BIG TIME FANCY SURGEON. HE'S LIKE THE BUSIEST
97-YEAR-OLD
TIME FANCY SURGEON. HE'S LIKE THE BUSIEST 97-YEAR-OLD I'VE EVER MET.
>>
HE'S LIKE THE BUSIEST 97-YEAR-OLD I'VE EVER MET. >> GLAD YOU MAKE IT, GUYS.
>>
97-YEAR-OLD I'VE EVER MET. >> GLAD YOU MAKE IT, GUYS. >> ANY TIME.
YOU
>> GLAD YOU MAKE IT, GUYS. >> ANY TIME. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES OPERATIONS
TAKE
>> ANY TIME. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES OPERATIONS TAKE A LITTLE LONGER.
WE
WE MIGHT
WE MIGHT BE LATE, BUT WE'RE
JUMPING
WE MIGHT BE LATE, BUT WE'RE JUMPING IN WITH BOTH FEET.
>>
>> LOOKS
>> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME DVDs,
CDs,
>> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME DVDs, CDs, NOTHING.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME DVDs, CDs, NOTHING. >> I DISAGREE.
THIS
CDs, NOTHING. >> I DISAGREE. THIS EQUIPMENT LOOKS VINTAGE,
AND
>> I DISAGREE. THIS EQUIPMENT LOOKS VINTAGE, AND I'M PRETTY SURE COLLECTORS
WILL
THIS EQUIPMENT LOOKS VINTAGE, AND I'M PRETTY SURE COLLECTORS WILL PAY BIG MONEY FOR THAT
STUFF.
>>
WILL PAY BIG MONEY FOR THAT STUFF. >> WHOA. THIS IS A PANASONIC
TAPE
STUFF. >> WHOA. THIS IS A PANASONIC TAPE DECK?
NOBODY
>> WHOA. THIS IS A PANASONIC TAPE DECK? NOBODY USES CASSETTES ANYMORE.
PEOPLE
TAPE DECK? NOBODY USES CASSETTES ANYMORE. PEOPLE BARELY USE CDs.
I
NOBODY USES CASSETTES ANYMORE. PEOPLE BARELY USE CDs. I CAN'T SELL IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HOW
GENTLEMEN. HOW 'BOUT 500?
>>
HOW 'BOUT 500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500, NOW 600.
I
>> 500, NOW 600. I GOT 600.
NOW
I GOT 600. NOW 700.
>>
NOW 700. >> 650!
>>
>> 650! >> 650, NOW 700.
>>
>> 650, NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700 THERE, NOW 750.
>>
>> 700 THERE, NOW 750. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800...
>>
>> 800... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 50.
>>
>> NOW 50. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 850, NOW 900.
>>
>> 850, NOW 900. >> 875.
>>
>> 875. >> 875, NOW 900.
>>
>> 875, NOW 900. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 950?
>>
>> NOW 950? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,000.
[auctioneering]
1,000
[auctioneering] 1,000 ONCE, 1,000 TWICE...
I
1,000 ONCE, 1,000 TWICE... I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$950,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $950, MOE, $950.
>>
>> WE
>> WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON
THIS
>> WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, SO THAT VINTAGE
MUSIC
>> WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, SO THAT VINTAGE MUSIC EQUIPMENT BETTER PAY OFF.
>>
THIS LOCKER, SO THAT VINTAGE MUSIC EQUIPMENT BETTER PAY OFF. >> both: [laugh]
>>
MUSIC EQUIPMENT BETTER PAY OFF. >> both: [laugh] >> THERE.
>>
>> both: [laugh] >> THERE. >> crowd: WHOA!
>>
>> THERE. >> crowd: WHOA! >> IT'S A NICE LITTLE LOCKER.
I
>> crowd: WHOA! >> IT'S A NICE LITTLE LOCKER. I LIKE IT.
THE
>> IT'S A NICE LITTLE LOCKER. I LIKE IT. THE PAINT SPRAYER IS DEFINITELY
A
I LIKE IT. THE PAINT SPRAYER IS DEFINITELY A MODERN ONE.
THEY'RE
THE PAINT SPRAYER IS DEFINITELY A MODERN ONE. THEY'RE ABOUT 300 APIECE.
I
A MODERN ONE. THEY'RE ABOUT 300 APIECE. I GOTTA MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES ME
BIDDING
THEY'RE ABOUT 300 APIECE. I GOTTA MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES ME BIDDING ON THIS ONE.
>>
I GOTTA MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES ME BIDDING ON THIS ONE. >> LOOKS LIKE VIC'S HIDING FROM
IRS.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE VIC'S HIDING FROM IRS. >> HE'S INCOGNITO.
[laughs]
>>
>> HE'S INCOGNITO. [laughs] >> PARTICLE BOARD.
DEWALT,
[laughs] >> PARTICLE BOARD. DEWALT, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT
>> PARTICLE BOARD. DEWALT, THAT'S GOOD. THAT PAINT SPRAYER'S WORTH SOME
MONEY,
DEWALT, THAT'S GOOD. THAT PAINT SPRAYER'S WORTH SOME MONEY, THOUGH, BUB.
>>
THAT PAINT SPRAYER'S WORTH SOME MONEY, THOUGH, BUB. >> TOOLS ARE ALWAYS A BIG SELLER
AT
MONEY, THOUGH, BUB. >> TOOLS ARE ALWAYS A BIG SELLER AT OUR SHOP, SO WE'RE IN.
>>
>> TOOLS ARE ALWAYS A BIG SELLER AT OUR SHOP, SO WE'RE IN. >> OKAY, WE GOT A BED, THAT
LOUSY
AT OUR SHOP, SO WE'RE IN. >> OKAY, WE GOT A BED, THAT LOUSY FIXTURE.
>>
>> OKAY, WE GOT A BED, THAT LOUSY FIXTURE. >> THIS ONE WOULD JUST BE MORE
JUNK.
>>
>> THIS ONE WOULD JUST BE MORE JUNK. >> MORE JUNK.
>>
JUNK. >> MORE JUNK. >> THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE,
BUT
>> MORE JUNK. >> THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE, BUT THE ONLY THING THAT'S MADE
OUT
>> THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE, BUT THE ONLY THING THAT'S MADE OUT OF NICE WOOD IS THIS BED
HERE.
THESE
OUT OF NICE WOOD IS THIS BED HERE. THESE GLIDERS--NO ONE WANTS
THOSE
HERE. THESE GLIDERS--NO ONE WANTS THOSE ANYMORE.
THIS
THESE GLIDERS--NO ONE WANTS THOSE ANYMORE. THIS LOCKER'S OKAY, BUT NOTHING
I'M
THOSE ANYMORE. THIS LOCKER'S OKAY, BUT NOTHING I'M IN LOVE WITH.
I'M
THIS LOCKER'S OKAY, BUT NOTHING I'M IN LOVE WITH. I'M GONNA HOLD OUT FOR SOMETHING
BETTER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $50?
>>
GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $50? >> WALT.
>>
>> WALT. >> 50 THERE, NOW 100.
100,
>> 50 THERE, NOW 100. 100, NOW 150.
>>
100, NOW 150. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 250.
250
>> NOW 250. 250 HERE, NOW 300 THERE.
NOW
250 HERE, NOW 300 THERE. NOW 350.
>>
NOW 350. >> YEAH.
HE
>> YEAH. HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNABOMBER.
THE
HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNABOMBER. THE ONLY PERSON VIC IS FOOLING
IS
THE ONLY PERSON VIC IS FOOLING IS HIMSELF.
>>
IS HIMSELF. >> NOW 400, NOW 450.
NOW
>> NOW 400, NOW 450. NOW 500, 600 IN THE BACK.
NOW
NOW 500, 600 IN THE BACK. NOW 650.
NOW
NOW 650. NOW 700!
750?
[auctioneering]
750
[auctioneering] 750 GOING ONCE, 750 GOING TWICE,
I
750 GOING ONCE, 750 GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT.
$700
I SOLD IT. $700 IN THE BACK, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
$700 IN THE BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $700.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $700. >> I DISAPPEARED INTO THE CROWD,
AND
>> I DISAPPEARED INTO THE CROWD, AND I GOT A GREAT LOCKER.
NOW,
NOW, I'M
NOW, I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM
THIS
NOW, I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM THIS AUCTION AND SEE WHAT I GOT.
WELL,
NOW, I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR FROM THIS AUCTION AND SEE WHAT I GOT. WELL, THIS WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
LET'S
LET'S GET
LET'S GET SOME OF THIS STUFF OUT
OF
LET'S GET SOME OF THIS STUFF OUT OF THE WAY.
[grunts]
A
[grunts] A LITTLE ROCKING CHAIR.
THAT'S
A LITTLE ROCKING CHAIR. THAT'S A $20 BILL.
THAT'S
THAT'S A $20 BILL. THAT'S MY GUY, RIGHT THERE.
THE
THAT'S MY GUY, RIGHT THERE. THE PAINT SPRAYER.
LOOKS
THE PAINT SPRAYER. LOOKS TO BE ALL COMPLETE.
$300,
LOOKS TO BE ALL COMPLETE. $300, EASY SALE.
IT'S
$300, EASY SALE. IT'S A DEWALT LITTLE VACUUM.
10
IT'S A DEWALT LITTLE VACUUM. 10 BUCKS ON THAT.
AND
10 BUCKS ON THAT. AND THIS IS PROBABLY A SAWZALL.
YES,
AND THIS IS PROBABLY A SAWZALL. YES, DEWALT SAWZALL.
$50,
YES, DEWALT SAWZALL. $50, EASY SALE.
THE
$50, EASY SALE. THE RIMS ARE SCRAP.
$20
THE RIMS ARE SCRAP. $20 IN ALUMINUM RIGHT THERE.
BUT
$20 IN ALUMINUM RIGHT THERE. BUT THE HEADBOARD AND
FOOTBOARD--THE
BUT THE HEADBOARD AND FOOTBOARD--THE RAILS ARE HERE.
THAT'S
FOOTBOARD--THE RAILS ARE HERE. THAT'S $20.
THIS
THAT'S $20. THIS IS A LITTLE BADMINTON SET.
ACTUALLY,
THIS IS A LITTLE BADMINTON SET. ACTUALLY, THERE'S TWO OF 'EM
HERE.
BUT
HERE. BUT THEY'RE COMPLETE.
AND
BUT THEY'RE COMPLETE. AND THEY LOOK PRETTY NEW.
I
AND THEY LOOK PRETTY NEW. I GET 5 BUCKS ON THESE.
WELL,
I GET 5 BUCKS ON THESE. WELL, I SEE THESE SITTING HERE.
THEY'RE
WELL, I SEE THESE SITTING HERE. THEY'RE ALREADY MARKED WITH A
PRICE,
THEY'RE ALREADY MARKED WITH A PRICE, SO...
$65
PRICE, SO... $65 APIECE.
THERE'S
$65 APIECE. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN HERE TOO.
THIS
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN HERE TOO. THIS IS THE ONE THAT HANGS IN
THE
THIS IS THE ONE THAT HANGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE GUYS.
THIS
THE MIDDLE OF THESE GUYS. THIS ONE'S 100.
WELL,
THIS ONE'S 100. WELL, A PRETTY NICE HEADBOARD IN
HERE.
I
HERE. I DON'T SEE THE FOOTBOARD OR
ANYTHING
I DON'T SEE THE FOOTBOARD OR ANYTHING FOR IT.
WITHOUT
WITHOUT THE RAILS AND THE
FOOTBOARD,
WITHOUT THE RAILS AND THE FOOTBOARD, IT'S REALLY USELESS.
LEMME
WITHOUT THE RAILS AND THE FOOTBOARD, IT'S REALLY USELESS. LEMME TAKE A QUICK LOOK.
OOH,
FOOTBOARD, IT'S REALLY USELESS. LEMME TAKE A QUICK LOOK. OOH, WHAT IS IN
I
I HAVEN'T
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN
30
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN 30 YEARS.
I
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN 30 YEARS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT,
BUT
30 YEARS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT, BUT IT'S SOME KIND OF OIL LAMP
THAT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT, BUT IT'S SOME KIND OF OIL LAMP THAT EVERYBODY HAD BACK IN THE
'70s.
THEY
THAT EVERYBODY HAD BACK IN THE '70s. THEY WERE UGLY BACK THEN, AND
THEY'RE
'70s. THEY WERE UGLY BACK THEN, AND THEY'RE STILL UGLY TODAY.
I
THEY WERE UGLY BACK THEN, AND THEY'RE STILL UGLY TODAY. I THINK IT TOOK SOME KIND OF
COOKING
THEY'RE STILL UGLY TODAY. I THINK IT TOOK SOME KIND OF COOKING OIL OR SOMETHING IN
HERE,
I THINK IT TOOK SOME KIND OF COOKING OIL OR SOMETHING IN HERE, AND IT WOULD COME DOWN THE
FISHING
COOKING OIL OR SOMETHING IN HERE, AND IT WOULD COME DOWN THE FISHING LINE HERE IN LITTLE
BEADS,
HERE, AND IT WOULD COME DOWN THE FISHING LINE HERE IN LITTLE BEADS, AND WHEN IT LIT UP IT
LOOKED
FISHING LINE HERE IN LITTLE BEADS, AND WHEN IT LIT UP IT LOOKED REALLY COOL.
YOU
BEADS, AND WHEN IT LIT UP IT LOOKED REALLY COOL. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST PLASTIC, BUT
THEY
LOOKED REALLY COOL. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST PLASTIC, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THESE NO MORE.
I'M
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST PLASTIC, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THESE NO MORE. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING THIS
SOMEWHERE.
THERE
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING THIS SOMEWHERE. THERE IS A DRESSER IN HERE.
IT'S
SOMEWHERE. THERE IS A DRESSER IN HERE. IT'S NOT TERRIBLE.
THE
THERE IS A DRESSER IN HERE. IT'S NOT TERRIBLE. THE DRAWERS DO OPEN NICE.
IT'S
IT'S NOT TERRIBLE. THE DRAWERS DO OPEN NICE. IT'S MISSING A COUPLE HANDLES ON
IT.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA CALL IT $50.
[chain
I'M GONNA CALL IT $50. [chain tinkling]
WELL,
[chain tinkling] WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG CHANDELIERS...
YOU
ABOUT BIG CHANDELIERS... YOU NEED A BIG HOUSE TO PUT 'EM
IN.
THESE
IN. THESE ALL OPEN UP DOWN HERE TO
MAKE
THESE ALL OPEN UP DOWN HERE TO MAKE IT, YOU KNOW, EVEN, LIKE
THAT,
MAKE IT, YOU KNOW, EVEN, LIKE THAT, ALL THE WAY AROUND.
OH,
THAT, ALL THE WAY AROUND. OH, AND WE HAVE A TAG.
SUGGESTED
OH, AND WE HAVE A TAG. SUGGESTED RETAIL, 554, AND YOUR
PRICE,
SUGGESTED RETAIL, 554, AND YOUR PRICE, 360.
SO,
PRICE, 360. SO, THAT MEANS EASILY, I SHOULD
BE
SO, THAT MEANS EASILY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET 300 BUCKS FOR
THIS.
I
I ONLY
I ONLY MADE A LITTLE PROFIT ON
THIS
I ONLY MADE A LITTLE PROFIT ON THIS LOCKER, BUT HOPEFULLY WHAT
THAT
I ONLY MADE A LITTLE PROFIT ON THIS LOCKER, BUT HOPEFULLY WHAT THAT LAMP LACKS IN STYLE, IT
MAKES
THIS LOCKER, BUT HOPEFULLY WHAT THAT LAMP LACKS IN STYLE, IT MAKES UP FOR IN MOOLA.
ALL
THAT LAMP LACKS IN STYLE, IT MAKES UP FOR IN MOOLA. ALL RIGHT, TIME TO GET BACK TO
THE
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> crowd: WHOO!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> crowd: WHOO! >> [whispering] I HAVE TO HAVE
THIS.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS FURNITURE RIGHT HERE IS
LIKE
>> THIS FURNITURE RIGHT HERE IS LIKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
I'M
I'M LIMITED ON MY FUNDS.
IF
IF THIS
IF THIS LOCKER GOES FOR MORE
THAN
IF THIS LOCKER GOES FOR MORE THAN $800, I'M
>>
>> SEE
>> SEE A
>> SEE A NICE, BIG CLOCK.
A
>> SEE A NICE, BIG CLOCK. A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO HANG
THEM
>> SEE A NICE, BIG CLOCK. A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO HANG THEM UP IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND
THEY'RE
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO HANG THEM UP IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND THEY'RE NOT CHEAP NEITHER.
THE
THEM UP IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND THEY'RE NOT CHEAP NEITHER. THE OAK FURNITURE IS REALLY
NICE.
THIS
THE OAK FURNITURE IS REALLY NICE. THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER, BUT WITH
ALL
NICE. THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER, BUT WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE, THE PRICE
IS
THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER, BUT WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE, THE PRICE IS GONNA SKYROCKET.
>>
ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE, THE PRICE IS GONNA SKYROCKET. >> OKAY, THIS IS STUFF THAT
COULD
IS GONNA SKYROCKET. >> OKAY, THIS IS STUFF THAT COULD GO IN YOUR SHOP.
>>
>> OKAY, THIS IS STUFF THAT COULD GO IN YOUR SHOP. >> THE BLACK AND THE TAN BASE.
THAT'S
COULD GO IN YOUR SHOP. >> THE BLACK AND THE TAN BASE. THAT'S A COOL-LOOKING PIECE.
THAT'S
>> THE BLACK AND THE TAN BASE. THAT'S A COOL-LOOKING PIECE. THAT'S WHAT MY STORE IS ABOUT.
>>
THAT'S A COOL-LOOKING PIECE. THAT'S WHAT MY STORE IS ABOUT. >> SOME ANTIQUES IN THERE, ALL
RIGHT.
LOOK
>> SOME ANTIQUES IN THERE, ALL RIGHT. LOOK AT THAT THING.
>>
RIGHT. LOOK AT THAT THING. >> MM-HMM.
>>
LOOK AT THAT THING. >> MM-HMM. >> THAT'S A PRETTY NICE TABLE
RIGHT
>> MM-HMM. >> THAT'S A PRETTY NICE TABLE RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A PRETTY NICE TABLE RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH.
OUR
RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH. OUR BIGGEST COMPETITION FOR THIS
LOCKER
>> YEAH. OUR BIGGEST COMPETITION FOR THIS LOCKER IS JENNY.
IF
OUR BIGGEST COMPETITION FOR THIS LOCKER IS JENNY. IF SHE WAS MAD BEFORE, LOSING
THIS
LOCKER IS JENNY. IF SHE WAS MAD BEFORE, LOSING THIS LOCKER TO US IS GONNA SEND
HER
IF SHE WAS MAD BEFORE, LOSING THIS LOCKER TO US IS GONNA SEND HER OVER THE EDGE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE?
>>
WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE? >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500, NOW 600.
>>
>> 500, NOW 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 700.
800.
900.
NOW
900. NOW 1,000.
>>
NOW 1,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,100.
1,200,
>> NOW 1,100. 1,200, NOW 1,300.
1,300,
1,200, NOW 1,300. 1,300, NOW 1,400, NOW 1,500.
BID
1,300, NOW 1,400, NOW 1,500. BID 1,500.
>>
BID 1,500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,600.
>>
>> NOW 1,600. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,700, NOW 1,800.
>>
>> 1,700, NOW 1,800. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,800, 1,900.
>>
>> 1,800, 1,900. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY DREAM
LOCKER.
>>
LOCKER. >> 2,000.
>>
>> 2,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I GOT 2,100.
NOW
>> I GOT 2,100. NOW 2,200, GONNA GIVE 2,200.
2,200
NOW 2,200, GONNA GIVE 2,200. 2,200 GOING ONCE...
2,200
2,200 GOING ONCE... 2,200 GOING TWICE...
I
2,200 GOING TWICE... I SOLD IT, RICKY, $2,100, LADIES
AND
I SOLD IT, RICKY, $2,100, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $2,100.
>>
AND GENTLEMEN, $2,100. >> WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS?
>>
>> WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS? >> JENNY CAN POUT ALL SHE WANTS.
BUT
BUT ALL
BUT ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND...
LOCKERS.
>>
BUT ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND... LOCKERS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
LOCKERS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF
TODAY'S
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> GOT A HELL OF A UNIT.
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> GOT A HELL OF A UNIT. >> HELL OF A UNIT.
MONEY-MAKER.
>>
>> HELL OF A UNIT. MONEY-MAKER. >> DID YOU EVEN WANT THAT, OR
DID
MONEY-MAKER. >> DID YOU EVEN WANT THAT, OR DID YOU JUST DO THAT TO PISS ME
OFF?
>>
DID YOU JUST DO THAT TO PISS ME OFF? >> [sighs]
OH,
OFF? >> [sighs] OH, A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
[chuckles]
>>
OH, A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. [chuckles] >> SHE'S PISSED.
>>
[chuckles] >> SHE'S PISSED. >> OH...
>>
>> SHE'S PISSED. >> OH... >> WHATEVER.
YEAH,
>> OH... >> WHATEVER. YEAH, YOU GOT THE LOCKER I
WANTED.
YOU
YEAH, YOU GOT THE LOCKER I WANTED. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A [bleep]
ABOUT
WANTED. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A [bleep] ABOUT IT.
>>
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A [bleep] ABOUT IT. >> GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.
>>
ABOUT IT. >> GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. >> THIS ONE, RIGHT?
WE
>> GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. >> THIS ONE, RIGHT? WE BID $950 FOR THIS LOCKER.
I
>> THIS ONE, RIGHT? WE BID $950 FOR THIS LOCKER. I HOPE MOE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT
MUSIC
WE BID $950 FOR THIS LOCKER. I HOPE MOE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT MUSIC EQUIPMENT.
I
I HOPE MOE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT MUSIC EQUIPMENT. I SAY WE START WITH THOSE
GUITARS,
MUSIC EQUIPMENT. I SAY WE START WITH THOSE GUITARS, SO I'M GONNA CLIMB ON
IN
I SAY WE START WITH THOSE GUITARS, SO I'M GONNA CLIMB ON IN THERE.
GOT
GUITARS, SO I'M GONNA CLIMB ON IN THERE. GOT 'EM?
LOOKS
IN THERE. GOT 'EM? LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE'S GUITAR.
>>
GOT 'EM? LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE'S GUITAR. >> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
HIPPIES?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIPPIES? >> WELL, LOOK, THAT LOOKED KIND
OF
HIPPIES? >> WELL, LOOK, THAT LOOKED KIND OF HIPPIE-ISH.
YOU
>> WELL, LOOK, THAT LOOKED KIND OF HIPPIE-ISH. YOU KNOW?
>>
OF HIPPIE-ISH. YOU KNOW? >> [strums]
>>
YOU KNOW? >> [strums] >> HOW DOES YOURS PLAY, MOE?
>>
>> [strums] >> HOW DOES YOURS PLAY, MOE? >> HOW'S IT PLAY?
>>
>> HOW DOES YOURS PLAY, MOE? >> HOW'S IT PLAY? >> SAD TUNE.
>>
>> HOW'S IT PLAY? >> SAD TUNE. >> both: [laugh]
>>
>> SAD TUNE. >> both: [laugh] >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
I
>> both: [laugh] >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I JUST LIKE THE COLOR.
LOOK.
IT
I JUST LIKE THE COLOR. LOOK. IT MATCHES MY OUTFIT.
THIS
THIS HAS
THIS HAS GOT PRETTY GOOD WEIGHT.
MAYBE
THIS HAS GOT PRETTY GOOD WEIGHT. MAYBE 250.
>>
MAYBE 250. >> THIS THING, PROBABLY 100
BUCKS.
>>
BUCKS. >> OKAY.
WHAT'S
>> OKAY. WHAT'S IN THERE?
>>
WHAT'S IN THERE? >> OOH.
>>
>> OOH. >> CORDS, MAYBE?
OOH,
>> CORDS, MAYBE? OOH, RECORDS.
>>
OOH, RECORDS. >> RECORDS.
THE TOY
>> RECORDS. THE TOY TIGER, BLONDE REDHEAD,
FIN
THE TOY TIGER, BLONDE REDHEAD, FIN FANG FOOM.
>>
FIN FANG FOOM. >> OH, THAT'S--
>>
>> OH, THAT'S-- >> OOH, THAT'S FUN.
>>
>> OOH, THAT'S FUN. >> WE NEED TO LISTEN TO THAT
ONE.
>>
ONE. >> FIN FANG FOOM.
>> GLASS
>> FIN FANG FOOM. >> GLASS CANDY.
UH-OH.
THESE
UH-OH. THESE ARE OFF-LABEL HIPPIES.
>>
THESE ARE OFF-LABEL HIPPIES. >> I TOLD YOU, HIPPIES.
>>
>> I TOLD YOU, HIPPIES. >> I KNOW.
THERE'S
>> I KNOW. THERE'S 50 IN THERE?
THAT'S
THERE'S 50 IN THERE? THAT'S 100 BUCKS.
[chuckles]
THERE.
>>
[chuckles] THERE. >> OKAY.
OH,
THERE. >> OKAY. OH, THIS IS ALL ELECTRICAL
STUFF.
>>
OH, THIS IS ALL ELECTRICAL STUFF. >> YEAH.
>>
STUFF. >> YEAH. >> SEE?
SEE
>> YEAH. >> SEE? SEE WHAT'S IN THAT ONE.
OH.
>>
SEE WHAT'S IN THAT ONE. OH. >> MORE.
>>
OH. >> MORE. >> THAT'S A WASHER.
>>
>> MORE. >> THAT'S A WASHER. >> YEAH, LOOK--EVERY SIZE OF
WASHER
>> THAT'S A WASHER. >> YEAH, LOOK--EVERY SIZE OF WASHER YOU NEED.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS HAS GOTTA BE A COUPLE
HUNDRED
>> THIS HAS GOTTA BE A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS, DOESN'T IT,
MARY?
>>
MARY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OOH, MARY.
>>
>> THESE'LL WORK FOR LIKE A
CONTRACT--
>>
>> THESE'LL WORK FOR LIKE A CONTRACT-- >> DO YOU NEED A HAIRCUT?
>>
CONTRACT-- >> DO YOU NEED A HAIRCUT? >> MOE!
OH,
>> DO YOU NEED A HAIRCUT? >> MOE! OH, MY GOD, BE CAREFUL WITH
THAT!
YOU
OH, MY GOD, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT! YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE NO BIG
DEAL.
THAT
YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE NO BIG DEAL. THAT THING LOOKS SHARP.
MOE,
DEAL. THAT THING LOOKS SHARP. MOE, DON'T!
OH,
THAT THING LOOKS SHARP. MOE, DON'T! OH, MY GOD, MOE!
>>
MOE, DON'T! OH, MY GOD, MOE! >> IT'S NOT SHARP IF IT DOESN'T
CUT
OH, MY GOD, MOE! >> IT'S NOT SHARP IF IT DOESN'T CUT YOUR HAIR.
>>
>> IT'S NOT SHARP IF IT DOESN'T CUT YOUR HAIR. >> WELL, THAT SCARES ME.
>>
CUT YOUR HAIR. >> WELL, THAT SCARES ME. >> I PLAY WITH KNIVES ALL DAY
LONG.
>>
>> I PLAY WITH KNIVES ALL DAY LONG. >> THAT'S WORTH MONEY, RIGHT?
>>
LONG. >> THAT'S WORTH MONEY, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH MONEY?
>>
>> HOW MUCH MONEY? >> 20 BUCKS.
>>
>> 20 BUCKS. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> 2 BUCKS APIECE.
2,
>> 2 BUCKS APIECE. 2, 4, 6, 8.
PROBABLY
2, 4, 6, 8. PROBABLY ALMOST $100, $200.
>>
PROBABLY ALMOST $100, $200. >> YEAH.
>> A
>> YEAH. >> A LITTLE SOUTH OF SANITY.
YOU
>> A LITTLE SOUTH OF SANITY. YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT?
>>
YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT? >> WHOA, MOE!
LOOK
>> WHOA, MOE! LOOK AT
>>
>> WHAT?
OOH,
>> WHAT? OOH, THAT'S NICE.
>>
>> WHAT? OOH, THAT'S NICE. >> I MEAN, THE COLOR ALONE POPS.
>>
OOH, THAT'S NICE. >> I MEAN, THE COLOR ALONE POPS. >> THIS IS PROFESSIONAL.
>>
>> I MEAN, THE COLOR ALONE POPS. >> THIS IS PROFESSIONAL. >> OH, LOOK, "SYNTHESIZER."
THIS
>> THIS IS PROFESSIONAL. >> OH, LOOK, "SYNTHESIZER." THIS IS LEGIT.
>>
>> OH, LOOK, "SYNTHESIZER." THIS IS LEGIT. >> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS
CHECKED
THIS IS LEGIT. >> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE I THINK
IT'S
>> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S GOT SOME VALUE.
>>
CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S GOT SOME VALUE. >> WELL, IT BETTER HAVE A LOT OF
VALUE,
IT'S GOT SOME VALUE. >> WELL, IT BETTER HAVE A LOT OF VALUE, 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, THIS
LOCKER
>> WELL, IT BETTER HAVE A LOT OF VALUE, 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, THIS LOCKER IS A BUST.
>>
VALUE, 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, THIS LOCKER IS A BUST. >> THAT'S OUR TICKET.
>>
LOCKER IS A BUST. >> THAT'S OUR TICKET. >> YEAH.
[chuckles]
>>
>> YEAH. [chuckles] >> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE
BOUGHT
[chuckles] >> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE BOUGHT FOR $2,100.
JENNY
>> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE BOUGHT FOR $2,100. JENNY CAME CLOSE TO SCRATCHING
OUR
BOUGHT FOR $2,100. JENNY CAME CLOSE TO SCRATCHING OUR EYES OUT OVER THIS ONE.
YOU
JENNY CAME CLOSE TO SCRATCHING OUR EYES OUT OVER THIS ONE. YOU THINK JENNY'S STILL CRYING
OVER
OUR EYES OUT OVER THIS ONE. YOU THINK JENNY'S STILL CRYING OVER LOSING THIS UNIT?
IF
YOU THINK JENNY'S STILL CRYING OVER LOSING THIS UNIT? IF NOT, SHE SHOULD BE.
>>
OVER LOSING THIS UNIT? IF NOT, SHE SHOULD BE. >> BEAUTIFUL.
>>
IF NOT, SHE SHOULD BE. >> BEAUTIFUL. >> ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
>>
>> MONEY-MAKER.
>>
>> MONEY-MAKER. >> COMPRESSOR.
>>
>> COMPRESSOR. >> WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT'S THAT WORTH? >> SOMEWHERE AROUND 400.
HERE'S
>> SOMEWHERE AROUND 400. HERE'S A LITTLE SHOP-VAC.
50
HERE'S A LITTLE SHOP-VAC. 50 BUCKS.
WHOO,
50 BUCKS. WHOO, LOOKEE HERE.
>>
WHOO, LOOKEE HERE. >> WHAT'S THIS PRESSURE WASHER?
WHAT'S
>> WHAT'S THIS PRESSURE WASHER? WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
>>
WHAT'S THAT WORTH? >> 200.
RIGHT
>> 200. RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT THIS.
IT
RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT THIS. IT AIN'T BEEN COOKED ON, BUBBA.
>>
IT AIN'T BEEN COOKED ON, BUBBA. >> THAT'S A TAILGATER'S DREAM.
>>
>> THAT'S A TAILGATER'S DREAM. >> 100?
>>
>> 100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NICE, LITTLE OLD CABINET.
>>
>> NICE, LITTLE OLD CABINET. >> PROBABLY 50.
THAT'S
>> PROBABLY 50. THAT'S AN OLD TOOL SET.
>>
THAT'S AN OLD TOOL SET. >> 20 BUCKS.
>>
>> 20 BUCKS. >> ALL THERE.
>>
>> ALL THERE. >> NAIL GUN.
>>
>> NAIL GUN. >> 200?
>>
>> 200? >> YEAH.
BOX
BOX OF
BOX OF COSTUME JEWELRY.
>>
BOX OF COSTUME JEWELRY. >> OH, THAT'S SILVER RIGHT
THERE,
BOX OF COSTUME JEWELRY. >> OH, THAT'S SILVER RIGHT THERE, BROTHER.
WHAT'S
>> OH, THAT'S SILVER RIGHT THERE, BROTHER. WHAT'S SILVER, 30--
>>
THERE, BROTHER. WHAT'S SILVER, 30-- >> 38.
>>
WHAT'S SILVER, 30-- >> 38. >> 38 TODAY?
>>
>> 38. >> 38 TODAY? >> THAT'S GOTTA BE...
ABOUT
>> 38 TODAY? >> THAT'S GOTTA BE... ABOUT 2 POUNDS RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S GOTTA BE... ABOUT 2 POUNDS RIGHT THERE. THAT'S 32 OUNCES AT $38.
>>
ABOUT 2 POUNDS RIGHT THERE. THAT'S 32 OUNCES AT $38. >> YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO MATH?
>>
THAT'S 32 OUNCES AT $38. >> YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO MATH? >> LET'S SEE.
32...
38...
AT
32... 38... AT 36...
IT
38... AT 36... IT MIGHT BE WORTH...
OH,
OH, CAN'T
OH, CAN'T Y'ALL JUST DO THE
CHA-CHINGA
OH, CAN'T Y'ALL JUST DO THE CHA-CHINGA CHINGY THINGY?
THANK
CHA-CHINGA CHINGY THINGY? THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> 25?
>>
>> 25? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 75 BUCKS.
WHOO,
>> 75 BUCKS. WHOO, LOOK AT THIS OLD DROP
LEAF.
LOOK
LEAF. LOOK HOW IT'S WORN ON THERE.
THAT
LOOK HOW IT'S WORN ON THERE. THAT IS OLD.
>>
THAT IS OLD. >> I'LL BET WE CAN GET 250 FOR
IT.
AND
IT. AND THAT CRAZY BLONDE GIRL,
SHE'D
AND THAT CRAZY BLONDE GIRL, SHE'D WANNA PAINT FLOWERS ALL
OVER
SHE'D WANNA PAINT FLOWERS ALL OVER THAT SON--
>>
OVER THAT SON-- >> [laughs]
THAT'S
>> [laughs] THAT'S GORGEOUS.
>>
THAT'S GORGEOUS. >> BOW FRONT, TIGER OAK.
BOY,
>> BOW FRONT, TIGER OAK. BOY, THE STORIES THAT OLD GIRL
COULD
BOY, THE STORIES THAT OLD GIRL COULD TELL.
PROBABLY
COULD TELL. PROBABLY 100 YEARS OLD, AT
LEAST.
>>
LEAST. >> SHE'S SEEN BIG, OLD BLOOMERS
TO
>> SHE'S SEEN BIG, OLD BLOOMERS TO G-STRINGS.
>>
TO G-STRINGS. >> YES, SHE HAS.
I
>> YES, SHE HAS. I WAS GONNA SAY ABOUT 500 ON
THIS
I WAS GONNA SAY ABOUT 500 ON THIS ONE.
>>
THIS ONE. >> OKAY, YEAH.
>>
>> OKAY, YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TWO END
TABLES.
>>
TABLES. >> YOU GOT THE RUSTIC LOOK.
>>
>> YOU GOT THE RUSTIC LOOK. >> YUP.
125.
>>
125. >> 125.
>>
>> 125. >> GRANDMA'S PORCH ROCKER.
>>
>> GRANDMA'S PORCH ROCKER. >> THAT'S A NICE ONE.
>>
>> THAT'S A NICE ONE. >> 200 RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> 200 RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT OVER THERE?
JUST
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT OVER THERE? JUST A BOOKCASE?
>>
JUST A BOOKCASE? >> I GOT THE SAME THING YOU GOT.
THEY
>> I GOT THE SAME THING YOU GOT. THEY GO TOGETHER, BUB.
>>
THEY GO TOGETHER, BUB. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> 350.
>>
>> 350. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 CHAIRS.
TABLE
>> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 CHAIRS. TABLE WITH THE LARGE LEAF.
450.
>>
450. >> I
450. >> I LIKE FURNITURE LIKE I LIKE
MY
>> I LIKE FURNITURE LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN--SHOWING A LOT OF LEG.
HEY,
MY WOMEN--SHOWING A LOT OF LEG. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
BUB?
YOU
BUB? YOU SEE THAT?
>>
YOU SEE THAT? >> OH, I NEED A NEW WATCH.
>>
>> OH, I NEED A NEW WATCH. >> THAT'D FIT YOU.
PUT
>> THAT'D FIT YOU. PUT IT ON MY WRIST.
>>
PUT IT ON MY WRIST. >> THAT'S AWESOME.
25
>> THAT'S AWESOME. 25 BUCKS.
>>
25 BUCKS. >> THAT'S A DAMN GOOD-LOOKING
STORAGE
>> THAT'S A DAMN GOOD-LOOKING STORAGE BUYER RIGHT THERE.
>>
STORAGE BUYER RIGHT THERE. >> THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAR.
>>
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAR. >> IT'S AN OLD '70s BAR.
>>
>> IT'S AN OLD '70s BAR. >> FOR NOSTALGIA, IT'S WORTH 100
BUCKS.
>>
BUCKS. >> WE GOT A FREEZER.
THAT'S
>> WE GOT A FREEZER. THAT'S 150.
THERE'S
THAT'S 150. THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR.
THAT'LL
THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR. THAT'LL BRING 250.
>>
THAT'LL BRING 250. >> YUP.
THAT'S
>> YUP. THAT'S A NICE, LITTLE--OH,
THERE'S
THAT'S A NICE, LITTLE--OH, THERE'S TWO RUGS THERE.
>>
THERE'S TWO RUGS THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 20 APIECE.
>>
>> 20 APIECE. >> THE LAMP.
>>
>> THE LAMP. >> 10.
>>
>> 10. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> THIS LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER'LL
>> THIS LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER'LL BRING 25.
>>
CENTER'LL BRING 25. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> MAN, THAT WAS A LICK.
>>
>> MAN, THAT WAS A LICK. >> THAT WAS A GOOD LICK.
I'M
>> THAT WAS A GOOD LICK. I'M GLAD SHE LET US HAVE THIS.
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT JENNY'S REALLY GONNA
FLIP
>> THAT JENNY'S REALLY GONNA FLIP OUT WHEN I TELL HER HOW
MUCH
>> THAT JENNY'S REALLY GONNA FLIP OUT WHEN I TELL HER HOW MUCH WE GOT OUTTA THIS THING.
>>
FLIP OUT WHEN I TELL HER HOW MUCH WE GOT OUTTA THIS THING. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOAD UP AND
GET
MUCH WE GOT OUTTA THIS THING. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOAD UP AND GET THE FLOCK OUTTA
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS KOOKY OLD LAMP
IN
>> I FOUND THIS KOOKY OLD LAMP IN MY LOCKER THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN
AROUND
IN MY LOCKER THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN AROUND SINCE THE '70s.
SO,
SO, I'M
SO, I'M AT THE BUTLER'S ANTIQUES
TO
SO, I'M AT THE BUTLER'S ANTIQUES TO SEE IF THIS LAMP MIGHT BE A
COLLECTOR'S
SO, I'M AT THE BUTLER'S ANTIQUES TO SEE IF THIS LAMP MIGHT BE A COLLECTOR'S PIECE.
>>
TO SEE IF THIS LAMP MIGHT BE A COLLECTOR'S PIECE. >> I'M GAYLE.
>>
COLLECTOR'S PIECE. >> I'M GAYLE. >> PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GAYLE.
>>
>> I'M GAYLE. >> PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GAYLE. >> WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
WELL,
>> PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GAYLE. >> WHAT YOU GOT THERE? WELL, LOOKEE THERE.
>>
>> WHAT YOU GOT THERE? WELL, LOOKEE THERE. >> YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN
HANG
WELL, LOOKEE THERE. >> YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN HANG THIS UP?
>>
>> YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN HANG THIS UP? >> YEAH, HANG IT ON THAT
LITTLE...
VICTOR,
>> YEAH, HANG IT ON THAT LITTLE... VICTOR, IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU
HAVE
LITTLE... VICTOR, IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE IS A RAIN LAMP.
NORMALLY
VICTOR, IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE IS A RAIN LAMP. NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE GODDESS
INSIDE
HAVE IS A RAIN LAMP. NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE GODDESS INSIDE THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS
TAKING
NORMALLY THEY HAD A NUDE GODDESS INSIDE THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER.
>>
INSIDE THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER. >> GIMME A SECOND.
GIMME
TAKING A SHOWER. >> GIMME A SECOND. GIMME A SECOND, HERE.
FIGURES.
I
GIMME A SECOND, HERE. FIGURES. I GET ONE WITH A FAMILY IN
THERE.
>>
I GET ONE WITH A FAMILY IN THERE. >> YOURS IS MORE UNUSUAL.
>>
THERE. >> YOURS IS MORE UNUSUAL. >> NOW, AM I RIGHT?
THIS
>> YOURS IS MORE UNUSUAL. >> NOW, AM I RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE FROM THE '70s.
>>
>> NOW, AM I RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE FROM THE '70s. >> IT IS, '60s, '70s.
>>
THIS IS LIKE FROM THE '70s. >> IT IS, '60s, '70s. >> WHAT IS IT, VEGETABLE OIL
GOES
>> IT IS, '60s, '70s. >> WHAT IS IT, VEGETABLE OIL GOES IN HERE?
>>
>> WHAT IS IT, VEGETABLE OIL GOES IN HERE? >> NO, IT'S A MINERAL OIL.
AND
GOES IN HERE? >> NO, IT'S A MINERAL OIL. AND YOU PUT IT DOWN IN THE
BOTTOM
>> NO, IT'S A MINERAL OIL. AND YOU PUT IT DOWN IN THE BOTTOM TRAY, IT HEATS UP, AND
THERE'S
AND YOU PUT IT DOWN IN THE BOTTOM TRAY, IT HEATS UP, AND THERE'S A LITTLE PUMP IN THERE
THAT
BOTTOM TRAY, IT HEATS UP, AND THERE'S A LITTLE PUMP IN THERE THAT MAKES IT JUST GO ROUND AND
ROUND.
AND
THAT MAKES IT JUST GO ROUND AND ROUND. AND IF IT COMES DOWN, IT LOOKS
LIKE
ROUND. AND IF IT COMES DOWN, IT LOOKS LIKE RAINDROPS.
HENCE
AND IF IT COMES DOWN, IT LOOKS LIKE RAINDROPS. HENCE THE NAME "RAIN LAMP."
>>
LIKE RAINDROPS. HENCE THE NAME "RAIN LAMP." >> WELL, YOU WANT TO CHECK IT
OUT
HENCE THE NAME "RAIN LAMP." >> WELL, YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF IT WORKS?
>>
>> WELL, YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF IT WORKS? >> SURE.
THERE
OUT AND SEE IF IT WORKS? >> SURE. THERE YOU GO.
SEE?
WE
THERE YOU GO. SEE? WE KNOW IT'S GOT ELECTRICITY TO
IT.
LET'S
WE KNOW IT'S GOT ELECTRICITY TO IT. LET'S TRY THIS.
POUR
IT. LET'S TRY THIS. POUR IT RIGHT IN.
>>
LET'S TRY THIS. POUR IT RIGHT IN. >> I HEAR SOMETHING HAPPENING.
>>
POUR IT RIGHT IN. >> I HEAR SOMETHING HAPPENING. >> OH, HERE, HERE, LOOK.
>>
>> I HEAR SOMETHING HAPPENING. >> OH, HERE, HERE, LOOK. >> OH!
>>
>> OH, HERE, HERE, LOOK. >> OH! >> NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
IT'LL
>> OH! >> NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. IT'LL JUST WORK ITS WAY AROUND.
LOOK
>> NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. IT'LL JUST WORK ITS WAY AROUND. LOOK AT THAT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>>
IT'LL JUST WORK ITS WAY AROUND. LOOK AT THAT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
WELL,
WELL, GAYLE, SO NOW THAT IT'S
WORKING,
WELL, GAYLE, SO NOW THAT IT'S WORKING, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
WORKING, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S A NICE-SIZE ONE.
MIGHT
>> IT'S A NICE-SIZE ONE. MIGHT GO FOR UP TO...
$500.
>>
$500. >> 500?
WOW,
WOW, I
WOW, I GUESS TACKY'S BACK IN.
GUH-ROOVY,
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS
HIGH-TECH-LOOKING
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS HIGH-TECH-LOOKING THINTHETHIZER.
SYNTHITHIZER.
SYNSESIZER.
SYN-THESIZER.
SYN--SYNTHETHIZER.
ANYWAY.
SO,
SYN--SYNTHETHIZER. ANYWAY. SO, WE'RE AT KLEARLIGHT
RECORDING
ANYWAY. SO, WE'RE AT KLEARLIGHT RECORDING STUDIO TO SEE IF THIS
THING
SO, WE'RE AT KLEARLIGHT RECORDING STUDIO TO SEE IF THIS THING CAN GET US OUT OF THE RED.
>>
RECORDING STUDIO TO SEE IF THIS THING CAN GET US OUT OF THE RED. >> HI.
WELCOME
THING CAN GET US OUT OF THE RED. >> HI. WELCOME TO KLEARLIGHT.
JAY.
>>
WELCOME TO KLEARLIGHT. JAY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
JAY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> JAY.
CHEERS,
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> JAY. CHEERS, WELCOME.
>>
>> JAY. CHEERS, WELCOME. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
WE'RE
CHEERS, WELCOME. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN TELL US
WHAT
>> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN TELL US WHAT THIS IS AND HOW MUCH IT'S
WORTH.
>>
WHAT THIS IS AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. >> OKAY, I CAN DO THAT.
>>
WORTH. >> OKAY, I CAN DO THAT. >> [robotic] I CAN DO THAT.
IS
>> OKAY, I CAN DO THAT. >> [robotic] I CAN DO THAT. IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS GUY
TALK
>> [robotic] I CAN DO THAT. IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS GUY TALK LIKE A ROBOT?
>>
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS GUY TALK LIKE A ROBOT? >> THIS IS A WALDORF Q
RACKMOUNT
TALK LIKE A ROBOT? >> THIS IS A WALDORF Q RACKMOUNT SYNTHESIZER.
IT
>> THIS IS A WALDORF Q RACKMOUNT SYNTHESIZER. IT IS FROM THE LATE '90s.
>>
RACKMOUNT SYNTHESIZER. IT IS FROM THE LATE '90s. >> [robotic] IT IS FROM THE
LATE
IT IS FROM THE LATE '90s. >> [robotic] IT IS FROM THE LATE '90s.
>>
>> [robotic] IT IS FROM THE LATE '90s. >> LET'S POWER IT UP AND SEE,
UH,
LATE '90s. >> LET'S POWER IT UP AND SEE, UH, WHAT WE GOT.
A
>> LET'S POWER IT UP AND SEE, UH, WHAT WE GOT. A LITTLE TEST.
AND...
>>
A LITTLE TEST. AND... >> OOH, YES.
>>
AND... >> OOH, YES. >> IT POWERS UP, WHICH IS GOOD.
IT'S
>> OOH, YES. >> IT POWERS UP, WHICH IS GOOD. IT'S VERY COOL.
>>
>> IT POWERS UP, WHICH IS GOOD. IT'S VERY COOL. >> SO, WHAT IS IT?
[laughs]
>>
>> SO, WHAT IS IT? [laughs] >> IT IS A SYNTHESIZER.
>>
[laughs] >> IT IS A SYNTHESIZER. >> [robotic] SYNTHESIZER.
AS
>> IT IS A SYNTHESIZER. >> [robotic] SYNTHESIZER. AS SOMEONE WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE
SOUND,
>> [robotic] SYNTHESIZER. AS SOMEONE WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE SOUND, I LIKE THE WAY THIS GUY
TALKS.
SO,
SOUND, I LIKE THE WAY THIS GUY TALKS. SO, WHAT IS LIKE A SYNTHESIZER
NOISE?
LIKE...[imitates
SO, WHAT IS LIKE A SYNTHESIZER NOISE? LIKE...[imitates tones]
>>
NOISE? LIKE...[imitates tones] >> [chuckles]
>>
LIKE...[imitates tones] >> [chuckles] >> [laughs]
>>
>> [chuckles] >> [laughs] >> YES, TO PEOPLE WHO ARE
UNFAMILIAR,
>> [laughs] >> YES, TO PEOPLE WHO ARE UNFAMILIAR, IT WOULD BE LOTS OF
BLEEPS
>> YES, TO PEOPLE WHO ARE UNFAMILIAR, IT WOULD BE LOTS OF BLEEPS AND BOINGS.
>>
UNFAMILIAR, IT WOULD BE LOTS OF BLEEPS AND BOINGS. >> LIKE UFO STUFF.
>>
BLEEPS AND BOINGS. >> LIKE UFO STUFF. >> YES.
FAMOUS
>> LIKE UFO STUFF. >> YES. FAMOUS ELECTRONIC MUSICIANS.
UH,
>> YES. FAMOUS ELECTRONIC MUSICIANS. UH, YOUR FAVORITE DEPECHE MODE
RECORDS,
FAMOUS ELECTRONIC MUSICIANS. UH, YOUR FAVORITE DEPECHE MODE RECORDS, MAYBE, WERE USED ON
THIS.
SOME
RECORDS, MAYBE, WERE USED ON THIS. SOME CHEMICAL BROTHERS.
>>
THIS. SOME CHEMICAL BROTHERS. >> CHEMICAL BROTHERS, IS THAT A
SONG
SOME CHEMICAL BROTHERS. >> CHEMICAL BROTHERS, IS THAT A SONG GROUP?
>>
>> CHEMICAL BROTHERS, IS THAT A SONG GROUP? >> THAT IS A ELECTRONIC...
MUSIC
SONG GROUP? >> THAT IS A ELECTRONIC... MUSIC GROUP, IF YOU WILL.
SO,
>> THAT IS A ELECTRONIC... MUSIC GROUP, IF YOU WILL. SO, NEXT WE WILL PLUG A MIDI
CONTROLLER
MUSIC GROUP, IF YOU WILL. SO, NEXT WE WILL PLUG A MIDI CONTROLLER INTO IT AND TRY TO
MAKE
SO, NEXT WE WILL PLUG A MIDI CONTROLLER INTO IT AND TRY TO MAKE IT SOUND.
>>
CONTROLLER INTO IT AND TRY TO MAKE IT SOUND. >> I'M READY TO ROCK.
>>
MAKE IT SOUND. >> I'M READY TO ROCK. >> OKAY.
HERE'S
>> I'M READY TO ROCK. >> OKAY. HERE'S OUR MIDI KEYBOARD
CONTROLLER.
READY?
>>
CONTROLLER. READY? >> READY.
>>
READY? >> READY. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO.
[playing
>> READY. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO. [playing rhythmic tones]
♪
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO. [playing rhythmic tones] ♪ ♪
>>
[playing rhythmic tones] ♪ ♪ >> WHY ARE YOU TURNING THOSE
THINGS?
>>
>> WHY ARE YOU TURNING THOSE THINGS? >> I'M JUST SHAPING THE SOUND
HERE
THINGS? >> I'M JUST SHAPING THE SOUND HERE A LITTLE WITH THE FILTER
SECTION.
[zap
HERE A LITTLE WITH THE FILTER SECTION. [zap sounds]
>>
SECTION. [zap sounds] >> [laughs, imitates zap]
>>
[zap sounds] >> [laughs, imitates zap] >> THERE'S YOUR UFO LANDING,
RIGHT?
PUT
>> THERE'S YOUR UFO LANDING, RIGHT? PUT SOME SUSTAIN/RELEASE.
>>
RIGHT? PUT SOME SUSTAIN/RELEASE. >> WHAT DOES THAT DO?
>>
PUT SOME SUSTAIN/RELEASE. >> WHAT DOES THAT DO? >> IT'S GONNA SUS--HOLD THE NOTE
AFTER
>> WHAT DOES THAT DO? >> IT'S GONNA SUS--HOLD THE NOTE AFTER I LET OFF THE KEY.
>>
>> IT'S GONNA SUS--HOLD THE NOTE AFTER I LET OFF THE KEY. >> OH, OKAY.
AH.
SO,
>> OH, OKAY. AH. SO, SUSTAINING THE TUNE.
THE
AH. SO, SUSTAINING THE TUNE. THE NOTE.
>>
SO, SUSTAINING THE TUNE. THE NOTE. >> YES.
IT'S
THE NOTE. >> YES. IT'S LIKE A SUSTAIN PEDAL ON A
PIANO.
>>
IT'S LIKE A SUSTAIN PEDAL ON A PIANO. >> YEAH.
>>
PIANO. >> YEAH. >> ENOUGH OF THIS RACKET.
HOPE
>> YEAH. >> ENOUGH OF THIS RACKET. HOPE THE PRICE OF THIS THING
BRINGS
>> ENOUGH OF THIS RACKET. HOPE THE PRICE OF THIS THING BRINGS REAL MUSIC TO MY EARS.
WHAT
WHAT DO
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH?
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH? >> THE CONDITION IT IS, NOW WE
KNOW
>> THE CONDITION IT IS, NOW WE KNOW IT WORKS, IT SOUNDS
GREAT...
I
GREAT... I THINK IN THIS CONDITION...
$1,000.
>>
$1,000. >> WOW.
>>
>> WOW. >> IT'S A GOOD LITTLE FIND.
>>
>> IT'S A GOOD LITTLE FIND. >> AWESOME.
I'M
I'M PUMPED.
THIS
I'M PUMPED. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED
TO
I'M PUMPED. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED TO SAVE THE DAY.
WELL,
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED TO SAVE THE DAY. WELL, LAY DOWN SOME PHAT BEATS
FOR
TO SAVE THE DAY. WELL, LAY DOWN SOME PHAT BEATS FOR US, JAY.
>>
WELL, LAY DOWN SOME PHAT BEATS FOR US, JAY. >> OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
[playing
FOR US, JAY. >> OKAY, NO PROBLEM. [playing synthesizer]
♪
>> OKAY, NO PROBLEM. [playing synthesizer] ♪ ♪
>>
[playing synthesizer] ♪ ♪ >> [laughs]
>>
♪ ♪ >> [laughs] >> AH, I JUST LOST IT.
>>
>> [laughs] >> AH, I JUST LOST IT. >> YOU GOT ANY SINATRA?
>>
>> AH, I JUST LOST IT. >> YOU GOT ANY SINATRA? >> narrator: THE ACES OF
ARLINGTON
>> YOU GOT ANY SINATRA? >> narrator: THE ACES OF ARLINGTON WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
>> narrator: THE ACES OF ARLINGTON WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO SCORED $2,680 BUCKS IN
ANTIQUE
ARLINGTON WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO SCORED $2,680 BUCKS IN ANTIQUE FURNITURE.
MARY
WHO SCORED $2,680 BUCKS IN ANTIQUE FURNITURE. MARY AND MOE BUSTED A MOVE AND
LAID
ANTIQUE FURNITURE. MARY AND MOE BUSTED A MOVE AND LAID DOWN A $920 TRACK FROM
THEIR
MARY AND MOE BUSTED A MOVE AND LAID DOWN A $920 TRACK FROM THEIR '90s SYNTHESIZER.
VICTOR
LAID DOWN A $920 TRACK FROM THEIR '90s SYNTHESIZER. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WENT
UNDERCOVER
THEIR '90s SYNTHESIZER. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WENT UNDERCOVER AND CAME UP $810
RICHER
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WENT UNDERCOVER AND CAME UP $810 RICHER WITH HIS OIL LAMP...
WHILE
UNDERCOVER AND CAME UP $810 RICHER WITH HIS OIL LAMP... WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES MISSED OUT
ON
RICHER WITH HIS OIL LAMP... WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES MISSED OUT ON HER DREAM LOCKER, AND LEFT
WITH
WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES MISSED OUT ON HER DREAM LOCKER, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING.
>>
>> [imitates Star Wars emperor]
YOUR
>> [imitates Star Wars emperor] YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS ARE NO MATCH
FOR
YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARKER
SIDE.
NOW,
SIDE. NOW, WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF
THIS
NOW, WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF THIS FULLY-ARMED AND OPERATIONAL
BIDDING
THIS FULLY-ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BIDDING MACHINE RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT
BIDDING MACHINE RIGHT HERE! RIGHT HERE...
RIGHT
RIGHT HERE... RIGHT HERE...
RIGHT
RIGHT HERE... RIGHT HERE!
AH...
BID
AH... BID THEM
ALL
ALL OF