>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> I SAW YOU EYING THAT.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> I SAW YOU EYING THAT. >> I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE.
WHAT
>> I SAW YOU EYING THAT. >> I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE. WHAT THE HELL?
THAT'S
>> I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE. WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S BAD-ASS.
WINNER,
WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S BAD-ASS. WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!
>>
THAT'S BAD-ASS. WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER! >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE'S A
CUSTOM
WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER! >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE'S A CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF
THESE
>> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE'S A CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF THESE UNITS.
>>
CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF THESE UNITS. >> VIC IS LIKE A FLY ON CRAP
WHEN
THESE UNITS. >> VIC IS LIKE A FLY ON CRAP WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING WITH A
MOTOR.
>>
WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING WITH A MOTOR. >> [giggles]
I'M
MOTOR. >> [giggles] I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION!
[wolves
>> [giggles] I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION! [wolves barking and howling]
>>
I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION! [wolves barking and howling] >> DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THE
WOLVES.
THEY
>> DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THE WOLVES. THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY.
>>
WOLVES. THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY. >> RICKY, GO.
>>
THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY. >> RICKY, GO. >> NO, YOU GO.
[barking
>> RICKY, GO. >> NO, YOU GO. [barking and howling]
LET'S
>> NO, YOU GO. [barking and howling] LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE
BEFORE
[barking and howling] LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE BEFORE WE'RE LUNCHMEAT.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> READY, GO.
>>
>> READY, GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY WE'RE IN CARROLLTON,
TEXAS.
IT
TEXAS. IT WAS VOTED THE 15TH BEST PLACE
TO
IT WAS VOTED THE 15TH BEST PLACE TO LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA.
AND
AMERICA. AND ITS SISTER CITY IS GURI,
SOUTH
AND ITS SISTER CITY IS GURI, SOUTH KOREA.
[speaks
SOUTH KOREA. [speaks Korean]
>>
[speaks Korean] >> TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING
>> TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO ATTRACT PEOPLE TO
MY
SOMETHING TO ATTRACT PEOPLE TO MY SHOP, SOMETHING I CAN PUT
MAYBE
MY SHOP, SOMETHING I CAN PUT MAYBE IN THE WINDOW.
ECLECTIC,
MAYBE IN THE WINDOW. ECLECTIC, COOL, AND STANDS OUT.
MY
ECLECTIC, COOL, AND STANDS OUT. MY MISSION: TO ATTRACT NEW
CUSTOMERS.
SO
SO I
SO I NEED
SO I NEED A SHOWPIECE THAT WILL
REALLY
SO I NEED A SHOWPIECE THAT WILL REALLY STAND OUT.
MOE,
SO I NEED A SHOWPIECE THAT WILL REALLY STAND OUT. MOE, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I THINK
MAYBE
REALLY STAND OUT. MOE, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I THINK MAYBE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE.
IT
MOE, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I THINK MAYBE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE. IT SMELLS.
[laughs]
>>
IT SMELLS. [laughs] >> IF YOU SAY SO, 'CAUSE MY NOSE
ONLY
[laughs] >> IF YOU SAY SO, 'CAUSE MY NOSE ONLY SMELLS WOOD, YOU KNOW.
SO
>> IF YOU SAY SO, 'CAUSE MY NOSE ONLY SMELLS WOOD, YOU KNOW. SO IT'S NOT WOOD, RIGHT?
>>
ONLY SMELLS WOOD, YOU KNOW. SO IT'S NOT WOOD, RIGHT? >> AIN'T NO WOOD BACK THERE.
>>
SO IT'S NOT WOOD, RIGHT? >> AIN'T NO WOOD BACK THERE. >> AIN'T NO WOOD.
[laughter]
>>
>> AIN'T NO WOOD. [laughter] >> YOU KNOW, I BROKE THE LOSING
STREAK,
[laughter] >> YOU KNOW, I BROKE THE LOSING STREAK, SO I'M IN CARROLLTON
TODAY,
>> YOU KNOW, I BROKE THE LOSING STREAK, SO I'M IN CARROLLTON TODAY, AND I'M GONNA TURN THIS
INTO
STREAK, SO I'M IN CARROLLTON TODAY, AND I'M GONNA TURN THIS INTO A BUYING STREAK.
>>
>> I
>> I GOT
>> I GOT A POCKET FULL OF CASH,
AND
>> I GOT A POCKET FULL OF CASH, AND I'M READY TO SPEND.
ACCORDING
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, THERE'S
A
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, THERE'S A CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF
THESE
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, THERE'S A CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF THESE UNITS, AND I'M GONNA RIDE
THAT
A CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE IN ONE OF THESE UNITS, AND I'M GONNA RIDE THAT BABY ALL THE WAY TO MONEY
TOWN.
>>
THAT BABY ALL THE WAY TO MONEY TOWN. >> WE'VE SEEN IT ALL, WATCHED IT
ALL,
TOWN. >> WE'VE SEEN IT ALL, WATCHED IT ALL, SEEN 'EM COME, SEEN 'EM GO.
KNOW
>> WE'VE SEEN IT ALL, WATCHED IT ALL, SEEN 'EM COME, SEEN 'EM GO. KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO SEND THEM
PACKING.
>>
KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO SEND THEM PACKING. >> YEAH, IT'S TIME JUST TO LAY
DOWN
PACKING. >> YEAH, IT'S TIME JUST TO LAY DOWN THE HAMMER, DUDE.
WE
WE ALREADY HAVE A UNIT WE'VE GOT
TO
WE ALREADY HAVE A UNIT WE'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH, SO, IF WE DON'T
SEE
TO GO THROUGH, SO, IF WE DON'T SEE A GREAT UNIT TODAY, WE'LL
JUST
SEE A GREAT UNIT TODAY, WE'LL JUST BLEED THE COMPETITION DRY.
>>
JUST BLEED THE COMPETITION DRY. >> HOW ARE YA?
>>
>> HOW ARE YA? >> I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD.
>>
>> GOOD. >> UGH, THE FRENEMIES ARE TRYING
TO
>> UGH, THE FRENEMIES ARE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME AGAIN.
I'M
TO INTIMIDATE ME AGAIN. I'M REALIZING THERE ARE NO
FRIENDS
I'M REALIZING THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN THIS AUCTION WORLD.
I'M
I'M JUST
I'M JUST GONNA DO MY THING, AND
THAT'S
I'M JUST GONNA DO MY THING, AND THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
>>
I'M JUST GONNA DO MY THING, AND THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. >> ALL RIGHT.
JUST
THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. >> ALL RIGHT. JUST MAKE SURE YOUR THING STAYS
ON
>> ALL RIGHT. JUST MAKE SURE YOUR THING STAYS ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROAD.
>>
JUST MAKE SURE YOUR THING STAYS ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROAD. >> MAKE SURE YOUR THING STAYS ON
THAT
ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROAD. >> MAKE SURE YOUR THING STAYS ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROAD.
[laughter]
>>
THAT SIDE OF THE ROAD. [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
[laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THERE'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO.
>>
>> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO. >> HEY.
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO. >> HEY. >> WHOA-AH!
>>
>> HEY. >> WHOA-AH! >> I SEE A MOTORCYCLE JACKET.
BUT
>> WHOA-AH! >> I SEE A MOTORCYCLE JACKET. BUT I'M HERE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE.
>>
>> I SEE A MOTORCYCLE JACKET. BUT I'M HERE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE. >> SOME LUGGAGE.
THOSE
BUT I'M HERE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE. >> SOME LUGGAGE. THOSE BAGS MIGHT BE FULL OF
SOMETHING,
>> SOME LUGGAGE. THOSE BAGS MIGHT BE FULL OF SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.
>>
THOSE BAGS MIGHT BE FULL OF SOMETHING, YOU KNOW. >> COULD BE.
I
I BET
I BET THE
I BET THE AMATEURS WILL BE ALL
OVER
I BET THE AMATEURS WILL BE ALL OVER THAT LUGGAGE, SO LET'S SEE
IF
OVER THAT LUGGAGE, SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN HELP THEM SPEND THEIR
MONEY.
>>
>> I
>> I GOT
>> I GOT ONE OF THOSE SAWS.
>>
>> I GOT ONE OF THOSE SAWS. >> SUITCASES.
IT'S
>> I GOT ONE OF THOSE SAWS. >> SUITCASES. IT'S ALL CRAP.
IF
>> SUITCASES. IT'S ALL CRAP. IF THEY WERE NICE PIECES OF
LUGGAGE,
IT'S ALL CRAP. IF THEY WERE NICE PIECES OF LUGGAGE, MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE ALL
FROM
IF THEY WERE NICE PIECES OF LUGGAGE, MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE ALL FROM CHINATOWN IN NEW YORK.
[chuckles]
>>
FROM CHINATOWN IN NEW YORK. [chuckles] >> THERE'S A WOODEN BOX OVER
THERE.
THAT
>> THERE'S A WOODEN BOX OVER THERE. THAT COULD BE A TREASURE.
THAT'S
THERE. THAT COULD BE A TREASURE. THAT'S A REALLY NICE BAG.
THE
THAT COULD BE A TREASURE. THAT'S A REALLY NICE BAG. THE LEATHER ON THE STRAPS
MATCHES
THAT'S A REALLY NICE BAG. THE LEATHER ON THE STRAPS MATCHES THE TRIM.
CAN
THE LEATHER ON THE STRAPS MATCHES THE TRIM. CAN ANYONE SAY DESIGNER LUGGAGE?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200, NOW 200, NOW 300.
>>
>> 200, NOW 200, NOW 300. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300, NOW 400.
WILL
>> 300, NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 400? >> 400, WALT.
>>
>> 400, WALT. >> 400. NOW 450.
BID
>> 400. NOW 450. BID 450?
450
BID 450? 450 GOING ONCE.
450.
>>
450. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> GOT 450. NOW 500.
THERE
>> GOT 450. NOW 500. THERE THEY GO AGAIN.
BEING
THERE THEY GO AGAIN. BEING MEAN.
>>
BEING MEAN. >> 500, ANYBODY BID 500?
>>
>> 500, ANYBODY BID 500? >> 500, WALT.
550,
>> 500, WALT. 550, ANYBODY GIVE 550?
>>
550, ANYBODY GIVE 550? >> YEAH!
THIS
>> YEAH! THIS IS JUST, LIKE, TOO EASY.
>>
THIS IS JUST, LIKE, TOO EASY. >> ANYBODY BID $600.
NOW
>> ANYBODY BID $600. NOW 650. ANYBODY GIVE 650?
GOING
NOW 650. ANYBODY GIVE 650? GOING ONCE, 650 GOING TWICE.
I
GOING ONCE, 650 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $600,
LADIES
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $600, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE JUST
SENT
>> I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE JUST SENT HER PACKING.
>>
>> RICKY-BUBBA BID ME UP.
I'M
>> RICKY-BUBBA BID ME UP. I'M GONNA GET A CLOSER LOOK AT
THESE
>> RICKY-BUBBA BID ME UP. I'M GONNA GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE DESIGNER BAGS AND SEE IF
THEY'RE
I'M GONNA GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE DESIGNER BAGS AND SEE IF THEY'RE LEGITIMATE.
[sighs]
OKAY,
OKAY, LET'S SEE IF THIS IS THE
REAL
OKAY, LET'S SEE IF THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
THIS
REAL DEAL. THIS IS A BAG, WHICH I THOUGHT
WAS
THIS IS A BAG, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS HIGH-END, AND IT'S FAKE.
THIS
WAS HIGH-END, AND IT'S FAKE. THIS GIRL LIKED HIGH-END STUFF,
EVEN
THIS GIRL LIKED HIGH-END STUFF, EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T BUY THE REAL
DEAL,
EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T BUY THE REAL DEAL, SO SHE'S GOT TO HAVE SOME
GOOD
DEAL, SO SHE'S GOT TO HAVE SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE.
UGH,
GOOD STUFF IN HERE. UGH, CLOTHES.
THAT
UGH, CLOTHES. THAT IS A HUGE BUMMER.
WELL,
THAT IS A HUGE BUMMER. WELL, SCREWED MYSELF THERE.
THIS
WELL, SCREWED MYSELF THERE. THIS IS DESIGNER TRASH.
OKAY.
MAYBE
OKAY. MAYBE SELL THIS BOX FOR, LIKE,
$5,
MAYBE SELL THIS BOX FOR, LIKE, $5, ONCE I PAINT IT.
THIS
THIS IS--OH, MY GOD, IT'S A
BREAST
THIS IS--OH, MY GOD, IT'S A BREAST PUMP.
[chuckles]
YOU
BREAST PUMP. [chuckles] YOU TURN IT ON, AND YOU DO THIS
WHOLE
[chuckles] YOU TURN IT ON, AND YOU DO THIS WHOLE DEAL HERE.
I
YOU TURN IT ON, AND YOU DO THIS WHOLE DEAL HERE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS A
USED
WHOLE DEAL HERE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS A USED BREAST PUMP.
OKAY,
I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS A USED BREAST PUMP. OKAY, LET'S SEE IF I CAN SALVAGE
SOMETHING.
UGH,
OKAY, LET'S SEE IF I CAN SALVAGE SOMETHING. UGH, FINALLY.
GENUINE
SOMETHING. UGH, FINALLY. GENUINE LEATHER.
IT
UGH, FINALLY. GENUINE LEATHER. IT TOTALLY FITS.
DO
GENUINE LEATHER. IT TOTALLY FITS. DO I LOOK BAD ASS?
WAIT,
IT TOTALLY FITS. DO I LOOK BAD ASS? WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE
THIS
DO I LOOK BAD ASS? WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS LOOK REALLY, REALLY BAD
ASS?
IS
THIS LOOK REALLY, REALLY BAD ASS? IS THIS.
SO
ASS? IS THIS. SO THIS LADY WAS A
BREAST-PUMPING
IS THIS. SO THIS LADY WAS A BREAST-PUMPING BIKER CHICK.
GOD,
SO THIS LADY WAS A BREAST-PUMPING BIKER CHICK. GOD, I HOPE THIS ISN'T A GLIMPSE
INTO
BREAST-PUMPING BIKER CHICK. GOD, I HOPE THIS ISN'T A GLIMPSE INTO MY FUTURE.
I
I COULD
I COULD GET AT LEAST $50 FOR
THIS.
OKAY.
JIG
OKAY. JIG SAW.
THIS
JIG SAW. THIS IS A $30 GARAGE SALE ITEM.
AND
THIS IS A $30 GARAGE SALE ITEM. AND I GOT ANOTHER ONE HERE.
ANOTHER
AND I GOT ANOTHER ONE HERE. ANOTHER $25.
IF
ANOTHER $25. IF THERE'S ONLY CLOTHES IN THE
REST
IF THERE'S ONLY CLOTHES IN THE REST OF THESE SUITCASES, I'M
TOTALLY
REST OF THESE SUITCASES, I'M TOTALLY SCREWED.
CLOTHES,
CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES, OOH.
WHAT
CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES, OOH. WHAT IS
POLAROID
POLAROID LAND CAMERA.
THIS
POLAROID LAND CAMERA. THIS LOOKS REALLY OLD.
OH,
POLAROID LAND CAMERA. THIS LOOKS REALLY OLD. OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO COOL
LOOKING.
I
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO COOL LOOKING. I MIGHT HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO
FIGURE
LOOKING. I MIGHT HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO FIGURE OUT THE VALUE OF THIS
ONE
I MIGHT HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO FIGURE OUT THE VALUE OF THIS ONE FOR ME.
A-HA.
IN
ONE FOR ME. A-HA. IN MY WORLD, WE GREW UP WITH
THIS
A-HA. IN MY WORLD, WE GREW UP WITH THIS KIND OF POLAROID CAMERA.
OKAY,
IN MY WORLD, WE GREW UP WITH THIS KIND OF POLAROID CAMERA. OKAY, SO I THINK WE'VE GOT A
THIRD
THIS KIND OF POLAROID CAMERA. OKAY, SO I THINK WE'VE GOT A THIRD ONE HERE.
THIS
OKAY, SO I THINK WE'VE GOT A THIRD ONE HERE. THIS ONE IS COOL LOOKING.
THIS
THIRD ONE HERE. THIS ONE IS COOL LOOKING. THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S, LIKE,
MID-CENTURY.
THESE
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S, LIKE, MID-CENTURY. THESE CAMERAS ARE THE ONLY
AUTHENTIC,
MID-CENTURY. THESE CAMERAS ARE THE ONLY AUTHENTIC, POTENTIALLY VALUABLE
THINGS
THESE CAMERAS ARE THE ONLY AUTHENTIC, POTENTIALLY VALUABLE THINGS IN THIS LOCKER.
I'VE
AUTHENTIC, POTENTIALLY VALUABLE THINGS IN THIS LOCKER. I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THIS,
AND
THINGS IN THIS LOCKER. I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THIS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE
THIS.
AND
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THIS. AND THIS ONE LOOKS REALLY OLD.
I'M
THIS. AND THIS ONE LOOKS REALLY OLD. I'M GONNA GET THESE APPRAISED.
STAY
AND THIS ONE LOOKS REALLY OLD. I'M GONNA GET THESE APPRAISED. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER
DEVELOPMENTS.
>>
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS. >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THIS
IS
DEVELOPMENTS. >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THIS IS THE UNIT WITH THE CUSTOM
BIKE.
>>
IS THE UNIT WITH THE CUSTOM BIKE. >> UH-OH.
>>
BIKE. >> UH-OH. >> CRAP.
NOT
>> UH-OH. >> CRAP. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
HE
>> CRAP. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. HE TOLD ME IT WAS A NEW FRAME,
BUT
NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. HE TOLD ME IT WAS A NEW FRAME, BUT IT'S NOT A NEW FRAME.
IT
HE TOLD ME IT WAS A NEW FRAME, BUT IT'S NOT A NEW FRAME. IT IS A CUSTOM BIKE.
I
BUT IT'S NOT A NEW FRAME. IT IS A CUSTOM BIKE. I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYTHING IN
HERE
IT IS A CUSTOM BIKE. I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYTHING IN HERE IS USABLE AGAIN.
THE
I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYTHING IN HERE IS USABLE AGAIN. THE FRAME MIGHT BE TWISTED.
WHO
HERE IS USABLE AGAIN. THE FRAME MIGHT BE TWISTED. WHO KNOWS?
OH,
THE FRAME MIGHT BE TWISTED. WHO KNOWS? OH, MAN, THIS THING IS IN
PIECES.
BUT
OH, MAN, THIS THING IS IN PIECES. BUT EVEN THE PARTS COULD BE
WORTH
PIECES. BUT EVEN THE PARTS COULD BE WORTH MONEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE
IN
BUT EVEN THE PARTS COULD BE WORTH MONEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE IN GOOD SHAPE.
>>
WORTH MONEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE IN GOOD SHAPE. >> NAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
>>
IN GOOD SHAPE. >> NAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> I DON'T NEED A PROJECT.
>>
>> NAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> I DON'T NEED A PROJECT. >> I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT
THAT
>> I DON'T NEED A PROJECT. >> I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT STUFF.
I
>> I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT STUFF. I KNOW VICTOR DOES, SO I'M JUST
GONNA
THAT STUFF. I KNOW VICTOR DOES, SO I'M JUST GONNA WATCH HIM.
VIC
I KNOW VICTOR DOES, SO I'M JUST GONNA WATCH HIM. VIC IS LIKE A FLY ON CRAP WHEN
IT
GONNA WATCH HIM. VIC IS LIKE A FLY ON CRAP WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING WITH A
MOTOR.
I'M
IT COMES TO ANYTHING WITH A MOTOR. I'M GONNA ROLL HIM UNTIL HIS
NOSE
MOTOR. I'M GONNA ROLL HIM UNTIL HIS NOSE BLEEDS.
>>
I'M GONNA ROLL HIM UNTIL HIS NOSE BLEEDS. >> BUNCH OF PARTS.
>>
NOSE BLEEDS. >> BUNCH OF PARTS. >> THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK FOR ME.
>>
>> BUNCH OF PARTS. >> THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK FOR ME. >> NO, WE DON'T SELL PARTS, SO
LET'S
>> THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK FOR ME. >> NO, WE DON'T SELL PARTS, SO LET'S JUST WALK AWAY.
I
>> NO, WE DON'T SELL PARTS, SO LET'S JUST WALK AWAY. I NEED A SHOWPIECE, NOT ANOTHER
PROJECT.
>>
I NEED A SHOWPIECE, NOT ANOTHER PROJECT. >> I'M NOT A BIKER CHICK, BUT I
THINK
PROJECT. >> I'M NOT A BIKER CHICK, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL.
IT'S
>> I'M NOT A BIKER CHICK, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL. IT'S GOT A HORSE HEAD ON IT AND
A
THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL. IT'S GOT A HORSE HEAD ON IT AND A BIG STRAP THAT SAYS, "COWBOY
UP."
I'VE
A BIG STRAP THAT SAYS, "COWBOY UP." I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
IT
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IT MAY BE VALUABLE, BUT I'M NOT
GONNA
THAT. IT MAY BE VALUABLE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA ASK ANYONE HERE ABOUT IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HOW
GENTLEMEN. HOW ABOUT 100? NOW 200.
NOW
HOW ABOUT 100? NOW 200. NOW 300. ANYBODY BID 300?
>>
NOW 300. ANYBODY BID 300? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 300 THERE. GOT 400.
NOW
>> 300 THERE. GOT 400. NOW 500. ANYBODY BIDDING $500?
500,
NOW 500. ANYBODY BIDDING $500? 500, NOW 600.
600,
500, NOW 600. 600, NOW 700. NOW 750.
>>
600, NOW 700. NOW 750. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 800.
>>
>> NOW 800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800.
NOW
>> 800. NOW ANYBODY BID 850?
NOW
NOW ANYBODY BID 850? NOW 900, 900, 900.
>>
NOW 900, 900, 900. >> YOUR TURN, VIC.
>>
>> YOUR TURN, VIC. >> MY TURN?
I
>> MY TURN? I DON'T LIKE IT VERY MUCH.
I
I DON'T LIKE IT VERY MUCH. I DON'T LIKE IT VERY MUCH,
RICKY,
I DON'T LIKE IT VERY MUCH, RICKY, STOP IT.
>>
RICKY, STOP IT. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 950. NOW 1,000.
I'M
>> 950. NOW 1,000. I'M GONNA GIVE 1,000 TO YOU.
>>
I'M GONNA GIVE 1,000 TO YOU. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,000.
NOW
>> 1,000. NOW 1,050. ANYBODY BID 1,050?
1,050
NOW 1,050. ANYBODY BID 1,050? 1,050 ANYWHERE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,1,050
1,050 ANYWHERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,1,050 GOING ONCE,
1,050
GENTLEMEN,1,050 GOING ONCE, 1,050 GOING TWICE.
I
1,050 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT.
RIGHT
I SOLD IT. RIGHT HERE, $1,000.
LADIES
RIGHT HERE, $1,000. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $1,000.
>>
>> LOSERS.
>>
>> LOSERS. >> SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GOT THEIR
GOVERNMENT
>> LOSERS. >> SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GOT THEIR GOVERNMENT CHECK IN.
[laughter]
>>
GOVERNMENT CHECK IN. [laughter] >> LET 'EM LAUGH.
IF
[laughter] >> LET 'EM LAUGH. IF THE PARTS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE,
THIS
>> LET 'EM LAUGH. IF THE PARTS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE, THIS COULD BE WORTH SOME SERIOUS
DOUGH.
[cheers]
>>
DOUGH. [cheers] >> HOW ABOUT THAT?
>>
[cheers] >> HOW ABOUT THAT? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT
OF
>> HOW ABOUT THAT? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF PRINTING PRESS KIND OF THING.
>>
>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF PRINTING PRESS KIND OF THING. >> THIS IS JUST A TON OF SCRAP
METAL.
NOBODY
NOBODY IN
NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD
BUY
NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY THIS LOCKER.
>>
>> THERE'S NO TELLING IF THIS
STUFF
>> THERE'S NO TELLING IF THIS STUFF WORKS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S
>> THERE'S NO TELLING IF THIS STUFF WORKS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S PRETTY OLD, 'CAUSE NO ONE
HAS
STUFF WORKS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S PRETTY OLD, 'CAUSE NO ONE HAS COMPUTER MONITORS LIKE THOSE
ANYMORE.
I
HAS COMPUTER MONITORS LIKE THOSE ANYMORE. I CAN'T SELL IT IN MY SHOP.
>>
ANYMORE. I CAN'T SELL IT IN MY SHOP. >> LOTS OF PAPER WE GOT TO THROW
AWAY.
>>
>> LOTS OF PAPER WE GOT TO THROW AWAY. >> THAT'S A MONSTER.
>>
AWAY. >> THAT'S A MONSTER. >> WE'RE OUT.
I
>> THAT'S A MONSTER. >> WE'RE OUT. I DON'T KNOW DIDDLY SQUAT ABOUT
COMPUTATORS,
>> WE'RE OUT. I DON'T KNOW DIDDLY SQUAT ABOUT COMPUTATORS, BUT EVEN I KNOW
THIS
I DON'T KNOW DIDDLY SQUAT ABOUT COMPUTATORS, BUT EVEN I KNOW THIS STUFF IS OLD.
>>
COMPUTATORS, BUT EVEN I KNOW THIS STUFF IS OLD. >> I KNOW THIS IS A BANDING
MACHINE
THIS STUFF IS OLD. >> I KNOW THIS IS A BANDING MACHINE HERE.
THEY'RE
>> I KNOW THIS IS A BANDING MACHINE HERE. THEY'RE A GOOD COUPLE HUNDRED
BUCKS
MACHINE HERE. THEY'RE A GOOD COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS USED.
THIS
THEY'RE A GOOD COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS USED. THIS IS A BIG PAPER CUTTER.
IT'S
BUCKS USED. THIS IS A BIG PAPER CUTTER. IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
AND
THIS IS A BIG PAPER CUTTER. IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOME MONEY. AND IT LOOKS TO BE IN EXCELLENT
CONDITION.
AN
AND IT LOOKS TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. AN INDUSTRIAL LOCKER LIKE THIS
COULD
CONDITION. AN INDUSTRIAL LOCKER LIKE THIS COULD REALLY PAY OFF.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE
PRINTING
GENTLEMEN, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PRINTING BUSINESS HERE.
100.
>>
100. >> 100, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 100, RIGHT HERE. >> I HAVE 100, NOW 200.
NOW
>> I HAVE 100, NOW 200. NOW 300. BID $300?
>>
NOW 300. BID $300? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> NOW 500. NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 600. ANYBODY GIVE 600?
600.
>> 600. ANYBODY GIVE 600? 600. NOW 700.
>>
600. NOW 700. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 800. ANYBODY GIVE $800?
800
>> NOW 800. ANYBODY GIVE $800? 800 GOING ONCE, 800 GOING TWICE.
I
800 GOING ONCE, 800 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $700.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $700. >> 700 COULD BE THE DEAL OF THE
CENTURY.
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Y'ALL
MISSED
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Y'ALL MISSED IT.
>>
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Y'ALL MISSED IT. >> NO, WE DIDN'T.
>>
MISSED IT. >> NO, WE DIDN'T. >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA COST
ME,
>> NO, WE DIDN'T. >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA COST ME, LIKE, 2 GRAND, MAN.
>>
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA COST ME, LIKE, 2 GRAND, MAN. >> YOU LUCKED OUT.
>>
ME, LIKE, 2 GRAND, MAN. >> YOU LUCKED OUT. >> LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS
OUT
>> YOU LUCKED OUT. >> LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
>>
>> LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU. >> I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL
SOMEBODY
OUT FOR YOU. >> I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL SOMEBODY TO COME OUT AND PRICE
THIS
>> I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL SOMEBODY TO COME OUT AND PRICE THIS EQUIPMENT FOR ME.
>>
SOMEBODY TO COME OUT AND PRICE THIS EQUIPMENT FOR ME. >> THERE WASN'T REALLY ANYTHING
GOOD
THIS EQUIPMENT FOR ME. >> THERE WASN'T REALLY ANYTHING GOOD IN THERE.
WELL,
>> THERE WASN'T REALLY ANYTHING GOOD IN THERE. WELL, SO MUCH FOR FINDING A
SHOWPIECE.
>>
WELL, SO MUCH FOR FINDING A SHOWPIECE. >> DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL
SHOWPIECE. >> DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET IT NEXT TIME.
>>
>> DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET IT NEXT TIME. >> YEAH.
>>
WE'LL GET IT NEXT TIME. >> YEAH. >> THAT WAS MOST UNBELIEVABLE.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT WAS MOST UNBELIEVABLE. >> WE DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, BUT
TODAY
>> THAT WAS MOST UNBELIEVABLE. >> WE DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, BUT TODAY WAS AWESOME.
THOSE
>> WE DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, BUT TODAY WAS AWESOME. THOSE SUCKERS TOTALLY BUSTED.
MAN,
TODAY WAS AWESOME. THOSE SUCKERS TOTALLY BUSTED. MAN, THEY ALL PAID DOUBLE WHAT
THEY
THOSE SUCKERS TOTALLY BUSTED. MAN, THEY ALL PAID DOUBLE WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE.
AND
MAN, THEY ALL PAID DOUBLE WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE. AND RICKY AND I ALREADY HAVE A
GREAT
THEY SHOULD HAVE. AND RICKY AND I ALREADY HAVE A GREAT LOCKER IN OUR BACK POCKET.
>>
AND RICKY AND I ALREADY HAVE A GREAT LOCKER IN OUR BACK POCKET. >> I'M BACK AT THIS MOTORCYCLE
UNIT
GREAT LOCKER IN OUR BACK POCKET. >> I'M BACK AT THIS MOTORCYCLE UNIT RICKY AND BUBBA THINK THEY
DROPPED
>> I'M BACK AT THIS MOTORCYCLE UNIT RICKY AND BUBBA THINK THEY DROPPED ON ME.
I
UNIT RICKY AND BUBBA THINK THEY DROPPED ON ME. I GOTTA CHECK OUT THE CONDITION
OF
DROPPED ON ME. I GOTTA CHECK OUT THE CONDITION OF THIS BIKE.
COME
I GOTTA CHECK OUT THE CONDITION OF THIS BIKE. COME TO PAPA.
WOW.
ACTUALLY
COME TO PAPA. WOW. ACTUALLY STEPPING INTO THE
LOCKER
WOW. ACTUALLY STEPPING INTO THE LOCKER AND GETTING TO LOOK AT IT
FIRSTHAND,
ACTUALLY STEPPING INTO THE LOCKER AND GETTING TO LOOK AT IT FIRSTHAND, I COULD SEE A LITTLE
BIT
LOCKER AND GETTING TO LOOK AT IT FIRSTHAND, I COULD SEE A LITTLE BIT OF A DENT IN THE TANK HERE.
MAN,
FIRSTHAND, I COULD SEE A LITTLE BIT OF A DENT IN THE TANK HERE. MAN, THIS FRAME IS BENT ALL
OVER.
I'M
MAN, THIS FRAME IS BENT ALL OVER. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SINK ANOTHER
GRAND
OVER. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SINK ANOTHER GRAND INTO THIS JUST TO FIX IT.
IT'S
IT'S CLEARLY BEEN IN AN
ACCIDENT.
HOPEFULLY
ACCIDENT. HOPEFULLY THESE ARE STRAIGHT AND
USABLE.
NOT
USABLE. NOT IN GREAT SHAPE.
I
NOT IN GREAT SHAPE. I COULD PROBABLY GET ABOUT 300
FOR
I COULD PROBABLY GET ABOUT 300 FOR THE FORK.
UH,
FOR THE FORK. UH, SEE A LITTLE DAMAGE HERE ON
THE
UH, SEE A LITTLE DAMAGE HERE ON THE FRAME.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS THE SIDE THAT TOOK THE
IMPACT
THIS IS THE SIDE THAT TOOK THE IMPACT BECAUSE THIS MOUNTING LUG
GOT
THIS IS THE SIDE THAT TOOK THE IMPACT BECAUSE THIS MOUNTING LUG GOT BUSTED OFF OVER HERE IN THE
ACCIDENT.
CHECK
GOT BUSTED OFF OVER HERE IN THE ACCIDENT. CHECK OUT AND SEE WHAT THE BIG
WHEEL
ACCIDENT. CHECK OUT AND SEE WHAT THE BIG WHEEL LOOKS LIKE.
HE
CHECK OUT AND SEE WHAT THE BIG WHEEL LOOKS LIKE. HE PROBABLY HAD THESE MADE.
HORSESHOE
WHEEL LOOKS LIKE. HE PROBABLY HAD THESE MADE. HORSESHOE WHEELS ON HERE.
DOESN'T
HE PROBABLY HAD THESE MADE. HORSESHOE WHEELS ON HERE. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT BROUGHT HIM
ANY
HORSESHOE WHEELS ON HERE. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT BROUGHT HIM ANY LUCK.
200.
WELL,
200. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT AS NICE
AS
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT AS NICE AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
SO
AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. SO MUCH FOR RIDING THIS BIKE
INTO
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE HEADING ACROSS TOWN TO
PICK
>> WE'RE HEADING ACROSS TOWN TO PICK UP THAT GREAT LITTLE LOCKER
WE
PICK UP THAT GREAT LITTLE LOCKER WE GOT FOR ONLY 325.
TIME
TIME TO
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.
I
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. I SAW YOU EYING THAT.
>>
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. I SAW YOU EYING THAT. >> MM-HMM.
I
I SAW YOU EYING THAT. >> MM-HMM. I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE.
>>
>> MM-HMM. I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE. >> OH, HELL, BROTHER.
>>
I HOPE THERE'S MORE IN THERE. >> OH, HELL, BROTHER. >> OH.
WHAT
>> OH, HELL, BROTHER. >> OH. WHAT THE HELL?
THAT'S
>> OH. WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S BAD ASS.
OH,
WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S BAD ASS. OH, GOD. YOU GONNA--
>>
THAT'S BAD ASS. OH, GOD. YOU GONNA-- >> CUT MY ARM OFF.
>>
OH, GOD. YOU GONNA-- >> CUT MY ARM OFF. >> CUT YOURSELF, YOU'RE GONNA BE
LAYING
>> CUT MY ARM OFF. >> CUT YOURSELF, YOU'RE GONNA BE LAYING HERE, AND THE ARM'S OVER
THERE.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 50 BUCKS?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 50 BUCKS? >> I THINK 75.
WHAT
>> I THINK 75. WHAT DO YOU WANT NEXT, ROD AND
REELS?
>>
REELS? >> YEAH, LET'S LOOK AT THEM.
YEAH,
>> YEAH, LET'S LOOK AT THEM. YEAH, 40 BUCKS.
>>
YEAH, 40 BUCKS. >> 40 BUCKS THERE.
>>
>> 40 BUCKS THERE. >> NOT TOO BAD.
>>
>> NOT TOO BAD. >> NO.
>>
>> WHAT'D
>> WHAT'D YOU FIND?
>>
>> WHAT'D YOU FIND? >> WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN
DINNER!
>>
>> WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER! >> WHAT'S IN IT?
>>
DINNER! >> WHAT'S IN IT? >> YEE, DOGGIES.
>>
>> WHAT'S IN IT? >> YEE, DOGGIES. >> HELLS YEAH.
>>
>> YEE, DOGGIES. >> HELLS YEAH. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> HELLS YEAH. >> [chuckles] >> THAT IS A "HEY, I GOTTA GO
KILL
>> [chuckles] >> THAT IS A "HEY, I GOTTA GO KILL SOMEBODY AND THEN I'M GONNA
THROW
>> THAT IS A "HEY, I GOTTA GO KILL SOMEBODY AND THEN I'M GONNA THROW IT IN THE RIVER."
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, THIS IS AN OLD SATURDAY
NIGHT
>> YEAH, THIS IS AN OLD SATURDAY NIGHT GUN.
IT'S
NIGHT GUN. IT'S 50 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG.
THERE'S
IT'S 50 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG. THERE'S A LITTLE BASEBALL GLOVE.
THAT'S
THERE'S A LITTLE BASEBALL GLOVE. THAT'S 20 BUCKS.
>>
THAT'S 20 BUCKS. >> THAT'S A LEATHERMAN.
>>
>> THAT'S A LEATHERMAN. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S 20 BUCKS.
SOMETHING'S
>> THAT'S 20 BUCKS. SOMETHING'S STICKING OUT OF
THERE.
>>
[laughter]
THAT
[laughter] THAT IS FOR A BIG RASCAL RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THAT IS FOR A BIG RASCAL RIGHT THERE. >> THAT LIKE A BEAR TRAP?
>>
THERE. >> THAT LIKE A BEAR TRAP? >> THESE ARE TOO SMALL FOR BEAR.
YOU
>> THAT LIKE A BEAR TRAP? >> THESE ARE TOO SMALL FOR BEAR. YOU KNOW, I'M A HUNTER, AND I'M
PRETTY
>> THESE ARE TOO SMALL FOR BEAR. YOU KNOW, I'M A HUNTER, AND I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT THESE ARE
ALL
YOU KNOW, I'M A HUNTER, AND I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT THESE ARE ALL WOLF TRAPS.
AND
PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT THESE ARE ALL WOLF TRAPS. AND I HATE WOLVES.
>>
ALL WOLF TRAPS. AND I HATE WOLVES. >> JUST GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I'M AT ARLINGTON CAMERA TO
GET
>> I'M AT ARLINGTON CAMERA TO GET THESE OLD POLAROIDS CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> HI,
>> HI, JENNY.
HOW
>> HI, JENNY. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HI, JENNY. HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M OUT 600 ON THIS LOCKER.
HOPEFULLY
HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M OUT 600 ON THIS LOCKER. HOPEFULLY BILL HERE CAN GIVE
ME
>> I'M OUT 600 ON THIS LOCKER. HOPEFULLY BILL HERE CAN GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS.
THAT
HOPEFULLY BILL HERE CAN GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS. THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE
OLDEST
ME SOME GOOD NEWS. THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE OLDEST TO ME.
>>
THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE OLDEST TO ME. >> THIS IS DEFINITELY THE
OLDEST.
THIS
>> THIS IS DEFINITELY THE OLDEST. THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST
POLAROID
OLDEST. THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST POLAROID LAND CAMERAS, INVENTED
BY
THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST POLAROID LAND CAMERAS, INVENTED BY EDWIN LAND.
THIS
POLAROID LAND CAMERAS, INVENTED BY EDWIN LAND. THIS ONE ACTUALLY CAME OUT IN
ABOUT
BY EDWIN LAND. THIS ONE ACTUALLY CAME OUT IN ABOUT 1952.
AND
THIS ONE ACTUALLY CAME OUT IN ABOUT 1952. AND WE'LL SEE IF THIS ONE'S
STILL
ABOUT 1952. AND WE'LL SEE IF THIS ONE'S STILL WORKING.
AND,
AND WE'LL SEE IF THIS ONE'S STILL WORKING. AND, NO, IT'S NOT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH IS THAT ONE
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> WELL...
ABOUT
>> WELL... ABOUT $50.
>>
ABOUT $50. >> OH.
OH,
>> OH. OH, GREAT, THAT'S LIKE 1/12 OF
WHAT
OH, GREAT, THAT'S LIKE 1/12 OF WHAT I NEED TO GET MY $600 BACK.
SO
SO I
SO I FEEL
SO I FEEL LIKE I HAD THIS ONE IN
THE
SO I FEEL LIKE I HAD THIS ONE IN THE '80s.
>>
SO I FEEL LIKE I HAD THIS ONE IN THE '80s. >> YOU PROBABLY DID.
THIS
THE '80s. >> YOU PROBABLY DID. THIS WAS ONE OF THE LAST ONES
THEY
>> YOU PROBABLY DID. THIS WAS ONE OF THE LAST ONES THEY PRODUCED.
>>
THIS WAS ONE OF THE LAST ONES THEY PRODUCED. >> UH-HUH.
>>
THEY PRODUCED. >> UH-HUH. >> VERY INEXPENSIVE.
$19.95.
>> UH-HUH. >> VERY INEXPENSIVE. $19.95. ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
SO
>> VERY INEXPENSIVE. $19.95. ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. SO LET'S SEE IF THIS LITTLE GUY
WORKS.
[buzzing]
THAT'S
WORKS. [buzzing] THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
THIS
[buzzing] THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. THIS IS CALLED THE DARK SLIDE OR
THE
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. THIS IS CALLED THE DARK SLIDE OR THE PROTECTOR THAT KEEPS THE
FILM
THIS IS CALLED THE DARK SLIDE OR THE PROTECTOR THAT KEEPS THE FILM FROM BEING EXPOSED.
>>
THE PROTECTOR THAT KEEPS THE FILM FROM BEING EXPOSED. >> OKAY. CHEESE.
>>
FILM FROM BEING EXPOSED. >> OKAY. CHEESE. >> OKAY.
OKAY.
THE
>> OKAY. OKAY. THE CAMERA WORKS.
AND
AND THIS
AND THIS CAMERA ACTUALLY LOOKS
LIKE
AND THIS CAMERA ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE IT'S BRAND-NEW, SO I
WOULDN'T
LIKE IT'S BRAND-NEW, SO I WOULDN'T BE ASHAMED TO PUT $50
ON
WOULDN'T BE ASHAMED TO PUT $50 ON IT.
>>
ON IT. >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> SURE.
>>
>> SURE. >> THIS IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.
I'M
I'M STILL
I'M STILL DOWN $500.
>>
I'M STILL DOWN $500. >> WELL, THIS--THIS WAS THE
GAME
I'M STILL DOWN $500. >> WELL, THIS--THIS WAS THE GAME CHANGER.
>>
>> WELL, THIS--THIS WAS THE GAME CHANGER. >> OH, REALLY?
>>
GAME CHANGER. >> OH, REALLY? >> YES.
>>
>> OH, REALLY? >> YES. >> HOW OLD IS THIS ONE?
>>
>> YES. >> HOW OLD IS THIS ONE? >> THIS IS 1972 TO 1975.
YOU'VE
>> HOW OLD IS THIS ONE? >> THIS IS 1972 TO 1975. YOU'VE GOT THE ABSOLUTE
PRETTIEST
>> THIS IS 1972 TO 1975. YOU'VE GOT THE ABSOLUTE PRETTIEST ONE I'VE SEEN IN
YEARS,
YOU'VE GOT THE ABSOLUTE PRETTIEST ONE I'VE SEEN IN YEARS, BUT WE GOTTA SEE IF IT
WORKS.
[buzzing]
>>
WORKS. [buzzing] >> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
THAT'S
[buzzing] >> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
>>
>> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. >> OKAY, I WANT TO TAKE YOUR
PICTURE
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. >> OKAY, I WANT TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE NOW.
>>
>> OKAY, I WANT TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE NOW. >> OKAY.
EVERYTHING
PICTURE NOW. >> OKAY. EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD?
>>
>> OKAY. EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD? >> YEAH.
>>
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD? >> YEAH. >> HIT THE RED BUTTON.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HIT THE RED BUTTON. >> OKAY, SAY CHEESE.
>>
>> HIT THE RED BUTTON. >> OKAY, SAY CHEESE. >> CHEESE.
>>
>> OKAY, SAY CHEESE. >> CHEESE. >> IT WORKED?
>>
>> IT
>> IT WORKED.
WELL,
>> IT WORKED. WELL, MISS JENNY, YOU HAVE
YOURSELF
WELL, MISS JENNY, YOU HAVE YOURSELF A $500 CAMERA HERE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>>
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC.
WELL,
>> THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. WELL, IT WASN'T A
PICTURE-PERFECT
WELL, IT WASN'T A PICTURE-PERFECT SCORE, BUT AT
LEAST
PICTURE-PERFECT SCORE, BUT AT LEAST I BROKE EVEN.
VERY
LEAST I BROKE EVEN. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. >> GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK TO YOU. >> SELF HIGH-FIVE.
THANK
>> SELF HIGH-FIVE. THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
[wolves
>> THANK YOU. [wolves howling]
>>
>> PROBABLY NOT THE GREATEST
IDEA
>> PROBABLY NOT THE GREATEST IDEA BRINGING TRAPS TO A WOLF
SANCTUARY.
[wolves
IDEA BRINGING TRAPS TO A WOLF SANCTUARY. [wolves barking]
THE
SANCTUARY. [wolves barking] THE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULD KNOW
MORE
[wolves barking] THE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE TRAPS THAN A
WOLF
THE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE TRAPS THAN A WOLF HATER LIKE ME WOULD BE
JEAN,
MORE ABOUT THESE TRAPS THAN A WOLF HATER LIKE ME WOULD BE JEAN, A WOLF LOVER.
>>
WOLF HATER LIKE ME WOULD BE JEAN, A WOLF LOVER. >> WELCOME, WELCOME.
COME
JEAN, A WOLF LOVER. >> WELCOME, WELCOME. COME RIGHT ON IN.
>>
>> WELCOME, WELCOME. COME RIGHT ON IN. >> JEAN HAS RUN A WOLF SANCTUARY
FOR
COME RIGHT ON IN. >> JEAN HAS RUN A WOLF SANCTUARY FOR YEARS, AND SHE'S RESCUED
LOTS
>> JEAN HAS RUN A WOLF SANCTUARY FOR YEARS, AND SHE'S RESCUED LOTS OF WOLVES FROM TRAPS LIKE
THESE.
>>
LOTS OF WOLVES FROM TRAPS LIKE THESE. >> DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THE
WOLVES.
THEY
>> DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THE WOLVES. THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY.
>>
WOLVES. THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY. >> OKAY.
[wolf
THEY MIGHT BE HUNGRY. >> OKAY. [wolf barking]
RICKY,
>> OKAY. [wolf barking] RICKY, GO.
>>
[wolf barking] RICKY, GO. >> NO, YOU GO.
[laughter]
>>
>> NO, YOU GO. [laughter] >> WE GET INTO THE RED TAGS
HERE,
[laughter] >> WE GET INTO THE RED TAGS HERE, AND IT MEANS THIS ANIMAL
IS
>> WE GET INTO THE RED TAGS HERE, AND IT MEANS THIS ANIMAL IS KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS.
[wolf
HERE, AND IT MEANS THIS ANIMAL IS KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS. [wolf howling]
[wolf
IS KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS. [wolf howling] [wolf barking]
>>
[wolf howling] [wolf barking] >> LET'S JUST FIND OUT WHAT
THESE
[wolf barking] >> LET'S JUST FIND OUT WHAT THESE TRAPS ARE WORTH AND GET
THE
>> LET'S JUST FIND OUT WHAT THESE TRAPS ARE WORTH AND GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE BEFORE
WE'RE
THESE TRAPS ARE WORTH AND GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE BEFORE WE'RE LUNCHMEAT.
>>
THE HELL OUT OF DODGE BEFORE WE'RE LUNCHMEAT. >> THESE ARE WHAT WE FOUND IN A
STORAGE
WE'RE LUNCHMEAT. >> THESE ARE WHAT WE FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT.
>>
>> THESE ARE WHAT WE FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT. >> TO ME THESE ARE INSTRUMENTS
OF
STORAGE UNIT. >> TO ME THESE ARE INSTRUMENTS OF HORROR.
SO
>> TO ME THESE ARE INSTRUMENTS OF HORROR. SO I HOPE YOU'LL FIND SOME WAY
OF
OF HORROR. SO I HOPE YOU'LL FIND SOME WAY OF DISPOSING OF THOSE SO THAT
THEY
SO I HOPE YOU'LL FIND SOME WAY OF DISPOSING OF THOSE SO THAT THEY ARE NEVER, EVER AGAIN USED
IN
OF DISPOSING OF THOSE SO THAT THEY ARE NEVER, EVER AGAIN USED IN WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS
UNNECESSARY,
THEY ARE NEVER, EVER AGAIN USED IN WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS UNNECESSARY, OBSCENE CRUELTY.
>>
IN WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS UNNECESSARY, OBSCENE CRUELTY. >> OKAY.
>>
UNNECESSARY, OBSCENE CRUELTY. >> OKAY. >> NOT QUITE I'M SURE WHAT YOU
WANT
>> OKAY. >> NOT QUITE I'M SURE WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU'RE SELLING
SOMETHING,
>> NOT QUITE I'M SURE WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU'RE SELLING SOMETHING, BUT...
>>
WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU'RE SELLING SOMETHING, BUT... >> WELL, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT
SOMETHING, BUT... >> WELL, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, BUT, IF THESE WERE TO
BE
>> WELL, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, BUT, IF THESE WERE TO BE PURCHASED BY SOMEBODY, AS A
REMINDER
ABOUT IT, BUT, IF THESE WERE TO BE PURCHASED BY SOMEBODY, AS A REMINDER OF THE CRUELTY...
>>
BE PURCHASED BY SOMEBODY, AS A REMINDER OF THE CRUELTY... >> MM-HMM.
>>
REMINDER OF THE CRUELTY... >> MM-HMM. >> DON'T NEVER DO THIS OR
WHATEVER,
>> MM-HMM. >> DON'T NEVER DO THIS OR WHATEVER, WHAT WOULD THE VALUE
BE
>> DON'T NEVER DO THIS OR WHATEVER, WHAT WOULD THE VALUE BE IF SOMEBODY WAS A COLLECTOR
OF
WHATEVER, WHAT WOULD THE VALUE BE IF SOMEBODY WAS A COLLECTOR OF ANTIQUES SUCH AS THIS?
>>
BE IF SOMEBODY WAS A COLLECTOR OF ANTIQUES SUCH AS THIS? >> I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE
WOULD
OF ANTIQUES SUCH AS THIS? >> I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT THEM, BUT I AGREE
THEY
>> I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT THEM, BUT I AGREE THEY COULD BE COLLECTORS' ITEMS.
ESPECIALLY
WOULD WANT THEM, BUT I AGREE THEY COULD BE COLLECTORS' ITEMS. ESPECIALLY AS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF
WHAT
THEY COULD BE COLLECTORS' ITEMS. ESPECIALLY AS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT SHOULD NOT BE DONE.
>>
ESPECIALLY AS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT SHOULD NOT BE DONE. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
WHAT SHOULD NOT BE DONE. >> THERE YOU GO. >> AND I THINK THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE
>> THERE YOU GO. >> AND I THINK THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
>>
>> AND I THINK THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
>>
>> THANKFULLY, IT LOOKS THAT
THIS
>> THANKFULLY, IT LOOKS THAT THIS HASN'T BEEN USED IN A VERY,
VERY,
THIS HASN'T BEEN USED IN A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
PROBABLY
VERY, VERY LONG TIME. PROBABLY IN THE 1800s.
>>
PROBABLY IN THE 1800s. >> ESPECIALLY THESE TWO.
THEY'RE
>> ESPECIALLY THESE TWO. THEY'RE FORGED, LIKE, IN A
BLACKSMITH
THEY'RE FORGED, LIKE, IN A BLACKSMITH SHOP OR SOMETHING.
>>
BLACKSMITH SHOP OR SOMETHING. >> YOU MIGHT FIND A COLLECTOR,
ANTIQUE,
>> YOU MIGHT FIND A COLLECTOR, ANTIQUE, OR MUSEUM WHO WOULD
TAKE
ANTIQUE, OR MUSEUM WHO WOULD TAKE THEM FOR PERHAPS A COUPLE
OF
TAKE THEM FOR PERHAPS A COUPLE OF HUNDRED DOLLARS.
>>
OF HUNDRED DOLLARS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THE GREAT THING IS YOU'RE
KEEPING
>> THE GREAT THING IS YOU'RE KEEPING THEM OFF THE MARKET, AND
THEY'RE
KEEPING THEM OFF THE MARKET, AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HURT AN
ANIMAL
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HURT AN ANIMAL AGAIN.
>>
>> RIGHT.
>>
>> RIGHT. >> WE'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK.
HOW'S
>> RIGHT. >> WE'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK. HOW'S THAT?
>>
>> WE'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK. HOW'S THAT? >> OKAY.
>>
HOW'S THAT? >> OKAY. >> WELL, 200'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT,
>> OKAY. >> WELL, 200'S PRETTY GOOD. BUT, HEY, I GOT TO SEE RICKY PEE
HIS
>> WELL, 200'S PRETTY GOOD. BUT, HEY, I GOT TO SEE RICKY PEE HIS PANTS.
THAT'S
BUT, HEY, I GOT TO SEE RICKY PEE HIS PANTS. THAT'S ALWAYS ENJOYABLE.
I
HIS PANTS. THAT'S ALWAYS ENJOYABLE. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS A BIG FAN
OF
THAT'S ALWAYS ENJOYABLE. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS A BIG FAN OF US.
>>
I DON'T THINK SHE WAS A BIG FAN OF US. >> NO.
I'M
OF US. >> NO. I'M GLAD I PACKED EXTRA CLOTHES.
I
>> NO. I'M GLAD I PACKED EXTRA CLOTHES. I MAY HAVE TO CHANGE A LITTLE.
SOMETHING
I'M GLAD I PACKED EXTRA CLOTHES. I MAY HAVE TO CHANGE A LITTLE. SOMETHING MIGHT BE AMONGST ME,
ACCIDENTALLY.
[wolf
SOMETHING MIGHT BE AMONGST ME, ACCIDENTALLY. [wolf howls]
>>
>> [whistles]
THERE
>> [whistles] THERE HE IS.
I
THERE HE IS. I CALLED UP JOHN, OWNER OF JVZ
COPIER
I CALLED UP JOHN, OWNER OF JVZ COPIER SALES.
>>
>> NICE
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
I
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> THANKS FOR COMING OUT. I CONVINCED HIM TO COME BY AFTER
HOURS
>> THANKS FOR COMING OUT. I CONVINCED HIM TO COME BY AFTER HOURS AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY
UNIT.
MY
HOURS AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY UNIT. MY COPIER UNIT.
>>
UNIT. MY COPIER UNIT. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A
PRINT
MY COPIER UNIT. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A PRINT SHOP HERE.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A PRINT SHOP HERE. >> I HOPE THIS STUFF CAN AT
LEAST
PRINT SHOP HERE. >> I HOPE THIS STUFF CAN AT LEAST MAKE UP FOR THE MOTORCYCLE
I
>> I HOPE THIS STUFF CAN AT LEAST MAKE UP FOR THE MOTORCYCLE I BUSTED ON.
>>
LEAST MAKE UP FOR THE MOTORCYCLE I BUSTED ON. >> RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THIS LOOKS
LIKE
I BUSTED ON. >> RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THIS LOOKS LIKE A SEMI-AUTOMATIC STRAPPER.
>>
>> RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THIS LOOKS LIKE A SEMI-AUTOMATIC STRAPPER. >> AND WHAT DO THEY DO AT THE
PRINT
LIKE A SEMI-AUTOMATIC STRAPPER. >> AND WHAT DO THEY DO AT THE PRINT SHOP WITH THIS?
THEY
>> AND WHAT DO THEY DO AT THE PRINT SHOP WITH THIS? THEY WOULD BUNDLE THE PAPERS
WITH
PRINT SHOP WITH THIS? THEY WOULD BUNDLE THE PAPERS WITH IT?
>>
THEY WOULD BUNDLE THE PAPERS WITH IT? >> RIGHT, PAPERS, BOXES,
PACKAGES.
THIS
>> RIGHT, PAPERS, BOXES, PACKAGES. THIS IS WHAT THE PROFESSIONALS
USE.
THIS
THIS IS WHAT THE PROFESSIONALS USE. THIS IS PRETTY HIGH-END.
>>
USE. THIS IS PRETTY HIGH-END. >> DUDE, I LIKE TO HEAR
HIGH-END,
THIS IS PRETTY HIGH-END. >> DUDE, I LIKE TO HEAR HIGH-END, MAN.
>>
>> DUDE, I LIKE TO HEAR HIGH-END, MAN. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
HIGH-END, MAN. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT. >> THIS IS A SEMI-AUTOMATIC
PAPER
>> LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT. >> THIS IS A SEMI-AUTOMATIC PAPER CUTTER.
>>
>> THIS IS A SEMI-AUTOMATIC PAPER CUTTER. >> OH, COOL.
>>
PAPER CUTTER. >> OH, COOL. >> AND THEN BACK HERE WE HAVE
TWO
>> OH, COOL. >> AND THEN BACK HERE WE HAVE TWO PAPER FOLDERS.
LOOK
>> AND THEN BACK HERE WE HAVE TWO PAPER FOLDERS. LOOK HIGH-END ALSO.
COMMERCIAL-GRADE.
>>
LOOK HIGH-END ALSO. COMMERCIAL-GRADE. >> I'M HEARING "HIGH-END,
COMMERCIAL-GRADE."
THIS
>> I'M HEARING "HIGH-END, COMMERCIAL-GRADE." THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING.
AND
COMMERCIAL-GRADE." THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING. AND WHAT'S ALL OF THIS GRAY MESS
HERE?
>>
AND WHAT'S ALL OF THIS GRAY MESS HERE? >> THIS IS A HIGH-VOLUME
COPIER/PRINTER/SCANNER.
>>
>> THIS IS A HIGH-VOLUME COPIER/PRINTER/SCANNER. >> HOW MUCH DOES IT PUT OUT?
>>
COPIER/PRINTER/SCANNER. >> HOW MUCH DOES IT PUT OUT? >> THIS'LL DO 105 PRINTS PER
MINUTE.
>>
>> THIS'LL DO 105 PRINTS PER MINUTE. >> I COULD SPEAK 105 WORDS PER
MINUTE.
>>
>> I COULD SPEAK 105 WORDS PER MINUTE. >> I BELIEVE THAT.
>>
MINUTE. >> I BELIEVE THAT. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, JOHN, I'M IN KIND
OF
>> YOU KNOW, JOHN, I'M IN KIND OF DEEP ON THESE.
WHAT
OF DEEP ON THESE. WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT IN
VALUES?
>>
VALUES? >> THIS ALONE, THE
SEMI-AUTOMATIC
>> THIS ALONE, THE SEMI-AUTOMATIC STRAPPER, I WOULD
SAY
SEMI-AUTOMATIC STRAPPER, I WOULD SAY ABOUT 1,200.
>>
SAY ABOUT 1,200. >> $1,200 JUST FOR THIS ONE
PIECE?
>>
PIECE? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> COPY THAT.
>>
>> COPY THAT. >> AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR
PAPER
>> AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR PAPER CUTTER.
I'D
PAPER CUTTER. I'D SAY ABOUT 4,000.
>>
I'D SAY ABOUT 4,000. >> REALLY?
OH,
>> REALLY? OH, MAN, THAT IS SUCH GOOD NEWS.
>>
OH, MAN, THAT IS SUCH GOOD NEWS. >> THESE PAPER FOLDERS BACK
HERE,
>> THESE PAPER FOLDERS BACK HERE, I WOULD SAY ABOUT 4,000.
>>
HERE, I WOULD SAY ABOUT 4,000. >> WOW, MAN.
>>
>> WOW, MAN. >> AND FOR THIS PAPER FOLDER I
WOULD
>> AND FOR THIS PAPER FOLDER I WOULD SAY ABOUT 7,000 TO 8,000.
>>
WOULD SAY ABOUT 7,000 TO 8,000. >> YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
$12,000
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S $12,000 WORTH OF EQUIPMENT HERE
TO
$12,000 WORTH OF EQUIPMENT HERE TO FOLD PAPER?
>>
TO FOLD PAPER? >> YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS IS
COMMERCIAL-GRADE
>> YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS IS COMMERCIAL-GRADE OFFICE
EQUIPMENT.
>>
>> AND
>> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE GOT
THIS
>> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE GOT THIS COPIER.
>>
>> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE GOT THIS COPIER. >> THIS REALLY DEPENDS ON THE
METER.
>>
>> THIS REALLY DEPENDS ON THE METER. >> A METER?
WHAT
METER. >> A METER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, METER?
>>
>> A METER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, METER? >> YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE THE
MILEAGE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, METER? >> YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE THE MILEAGE ON A CAR.
>>
>> YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE THE MILEAGE ON A CAR. >> YEAH.
>>
MILEAGE ON A CAR. >> YEAH. >> WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE METER.
RIGHT
>> YEAH. >> WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE METER. RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE METER. RIGHT HERE. >> OH.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> OH. >> AND THIS MACHINE HAS
421,000
>> OH. >> AND THIS MACHINE HAS 421,000 COPIES ON IT.
>>
>> AND THIS MACHINE HAS 421,000 COPIES ON IT. >> WELL, THAT SUCKS.
>>
421,000 COPIES ON IT. >> WELL, THAT SUCKS. >> ACTUALLY, VIC, THAT'S LESS
THAN
>> WELL, THAT SUCKS. >> ACTUALLY, VIC, THAT'S LESS THAN A MONTH'S USE.
THAT'S
>> ACTUALLY, VIC, THAT'S LESS THAN A MONTH'S USE. THAT'S LOW MILEAGE.
>>
THAN A MONTH'S USE. THAT'S LOW MILEAGE. >> 421,000 IS LOW MILEAGE FOR A
MACHINE?
>>
>> 421,000 IS LOW MILEAGE FOR A MACHINE? >> YES, THIS MACHINE WILL
ACTUALLY
MACHINE? >> YES, THIS MACHINE WILL ACTUALLY DO UP TO 1.5 MILLION
IMPRESSIONS
>> YES, THIS MACHINE WILL ACTUALLY DO UP TO 1.5 MILLION IMPRESSIONS PER MONTH.
>>
ACTUALLY DO UP TO 1.5 MILLION IMPRESSIONS PER MONTH. >> THAT IS NUTS.
SO
SO SHE'S
SO SHE'S GOT 421,000 MILES ON
IT.
WHAT'S
IT. WHAT'S MY COPIER WORTH TODAY?
>>
WHAT'S MY COPIER WORTH TODAY? >> I WOULD SAY RETAIL...
ABOUT
>> I WOULD SAY RETAIL... ABOUT $12,000.
>>
ABOUT $12,000. >> [laughs]
$12,000,
>> [laughs] $12,000, MAN.
MWAH.
MWAH. I
MWAH. I LOVE YOU.
I
MWAH. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, MAN.
[giggles]
29
I LOVE YOU, MAN. [giggles] 29 GRAND ON A $700 LOCKER?
I'M
[giggles] 29 GRAND ON A $700 LOCKER? I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION!
MY
29 GRAND ON A $700 LOCKER? I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION! MY HEART IS FRIGGIN' POUNDING.
I
I'M THE KING OF THE AUCTION! MY HEART IS FRIGGIN' POUNDING. I THINK I SKIPPED A BEAT THERE
WHEN
MY HEART IS FRIGGIN' POUNDING. I THINK I SKIPPED A BEAT THERE WHEN I KISSED YOU.
>>
I THINK I SKIPPED A BEAT THERE WHEN I KISSED YOU. >> GOOD LUCK. GOOD FIND.
>>
WHEN I KISSED YOU. >> GOOD LUCK. GOOD FIND. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
YOU
>> GOOD LUCK. GOOD FIND. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU TAKE CARE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU TAKE CARE. >> HAVE A GOOD ONE.
>>
YOU TAKE CARE. >> HAVE A GOOD ONE. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
>>
>> HAVE A GOOD ONE. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME I MEET
A
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME I MEET A STRANGER AFTER HOURS AT A
STORAGE
>> THAT'S THE LAST TIME I MEET A STRANGER AFTER HOURS AT A STORAGE LOCKER.
>>
A STRANGER AFTER HOURS AT A STORAGE LOCKER. >> WHATEVER.
I'M
STORAGE LOCKER. >> WHATEVER. I'M VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, MAYOR
OF
>> WHATEVER. I'M VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, MAYOR OF MONEYTOWN.
MWAH.
>>
OF MONEYTOWN. MWAH. >> announcer: THE CARROLLTON
CHAMPION
MWAH. >> announcer: THE CARROLLTON CHAMPION BY FAR WAS
VICTOR
>> announcer: THE CARROLLTON CHAMPION BY FAR WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED
$28,000
CHAMPION BY FAR WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED $28,000 WITH HIS COMMERCIAL
PRINTING
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO EARNED $28,000 WITH HIS COMMERCIAL PRINTING UNIT.
IN
$28,000 WITH HIS COMMERCIAL PRINTING UNIT. IN A DISTANT SECOND WAS
JENNY
PRINTING UNIT. IN A DISTANT SECOND WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO SHOOK OUT
110
IN A DISTANT SECOND WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO SHOOK OUT 110 BUCKS FROM POLAROID CAMERAS.
RICKY
JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO SHOOK OUT 110 BUCKS FROM POLAROID CAMERAS. RICKY AND BUBBA GOT A STERN
LECTURE
110 BUCKS FROM POLAROID CAMERAS. RICKY AND BUBBA GOT A STERN LECTURE AND ONLY TRAPPED AN
$80
RICKY AND BUBBA GOT A STERN LECTURE AND ONLY TRAPPED AN $80 PROFIT WHILE MARY AND MOE
LEFT
LECTURE AND ONLY TRAPPED AN $80 PROFIT WHILE MARY AND MOE LEFT NONE THE WISER AND NONE THE
RICHER.
>>
>> IS
>> IS EVERYBODY STILL COMING IN
YOUR
>> IS EVERYBODY STILL COMING IN YOUR SHOP ASKING FOR ME?
EVERYBODY
YOUR SHOP ASKING FOR ME? EVERYBODY COMES INTO MY SHOP AND
SAYS,
EVERYBODY COMES INTO MY SHOP AND SAYS, "SO ARE YOU AND JENNY
DATING?"
>>
DATING?" >> I HAVE TO GO UP AND LOOK AT
THE
>> I HAVE TO GO UP AND LOOK AT THE LOCKER.
>>
THE LOCKER. >> I TELL 'EM, "YES, WE ARE."
IT'S
>> I TELL 'EM, "YES, WE ARE." IT'S A SECRET, THOUGH.
I
IT'S A SECRET, THOUGH. I JUST MAKE HER BLUSH ALL THE
ANYTHING
ANYTHING TO THROW OFF HER