>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> HERE COMES TROUBLE.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> HERE COMES TROUBLE. >> HEY.
>>
>> HERE COMES TROUBLE. >> HEY. >> IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN THERE,
WE'RE
>> HEY. >> IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN THERE, WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
>>
>> IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN THERE, WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT. >> COOL.
>>
WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT. >> COOL. >> IT'S TIME FOR THE JENNY
FAKE-OUT.
>>
>> IT'S TIME FOR THE JENNY FAKE-OUT. >> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE
IN
FAKE-OUT. >> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE IN THE BACK?
>>
>> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE IN THE BACK? >> 75.
>>
IN THE BACK? >> 75. >> [coughs] DUMBASS.
>>
>> 75. >> [coughs] DUMBASS. >> WHAT THE HECK?
>>
>> [coughs] DUMBASS. >> WHAT THE HECK? >> WHAT?
WE
>> WHAT THE HECK? >> WHAT? WE GOTTA GET THIS THING CHECKED
OUT.
>>
WE GOTTA GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT. >> SO WHO'S GONNA BE THE GUINEA
PIG?
WHO
>> SO WHO'S GONNA BE THE GUINEA PIG? WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT?
ALL
PIG? WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT? ALL RIGHT, MOE.
>>
WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT? ALL RIGHT, MOE. >> [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
>>
ALL RIGHT, MOE. >> [laughs] OH, MY GOD. >> HEY, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE
BOX.
WHAT'S
>> HEY, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE BOX. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
LET'S
BOX. WHAT'S IN THE BOX? LET'S GET THIS THING OPENED UP.
>>
WHAT'S IN THE BOX? LET'S GET THIS THING OPENED UP. >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU
HAVE
LET'S GET THIS THING OPENED UP. >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE HERE?
>>
>> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE HERE? >> DON'T TELL JENNY ABOUT THIS.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> AND
>> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN THE TOWN OF
PANTEGO.
THIS
PANTEGO. THIS TOWN IS SO SMALL, YOU
BLINK,
THIS TOWN IS SO SMALL, YOU BLINK, AND YOU'LL MISS IT.
NOW,
NOW, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR
ALL
NOW, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL OUR BIG EGO BUYERS, SO
PREPARE
NOW, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL OUR BIG EGO BUYERS, SO PREPARE FOR A SMALL-TOWN
SHOWDOWN.
>>
PREPARE FOR A SMALL-TOWN SHOWDOWN. >> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
PANTEGO,
SHOWDOWN. >> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PANTEGO, BUBBA?
>>
>> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PANTEGO, BUBBA? >> I HAVE NO CLUE.
>>
PANTEGO, BUBBA? >> I HAVE NO CLUE. >> IT LOOKS SMALL.
>>
>> OUR
>> OUR PLAN TODAY--ITTY-BITTY
TOWN,
>> OUR PLAN TODAY--ITTY-BITTY TOWN, SMALL CROWD.
HOW
HOW ARE
HOW ARE THERE THIS MANY PEOPLE
IN
HOW ARE THERE THIS MANY PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF?
>>
IN THIS TOWN I'VE NEVER HEARD OF? >> YEAH, NO JOKE.
>>
OF? >> YEAH, NO JOKE. >> [exhales] WOW.
I'M
>> YEAH, NO JOKE. >> [exhales] WOW. I'M LOOKING TO BREAK THIS LITTLE
BIT
>> [exhales] WOW. I'M LOOKING TO BREAK THIS LITTLE BIT OF A CURSE THAT I'VE BEEN
UNDER.
HAVEN'T
BIT OF A CURSE THAT I'VE BEEN UNDER. HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ANY
LOCKERS
UNDER. HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ANY LOCKERS AFFORDABLY.
MY
MY BIGGEST COMPETITION ARE THE
TEXAS
MY BIGGEST COMPETITION ARE THE TEXAS DOUGHBOYS, BUT TODAY, I'M
NOT
TEXAS DOUGHBOYS, BUT TODAY, I'M NOT GONNA LET 'EM GET TO ME.
>>
>> VIC,
>> VIC, YOU NEED TO BORROW SOME
MONEY?
>>
>> VIC, YOU NEED TO BORROW SOME MONEY? >> [laughs]
>>
MONEY? >> [laughs] >> I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE
>> [laughs] >> I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE TODAY, ESPECIALLY THOSE
TWO.
I'M
ARE HERE TODAY, ESPECIALLY THOSE TWO. I'M NOT WALKING AWAY WITHOUT A
LOCKER.
>>
I'M NOT WALKING AWAY WITHOUT A LOCKER. >> I AM LOOKING FOR NOTHING BUT
NEAT,
LOCKER. >> I AM LOOKING FOR NOTHING BUT NEAT, CLEAN STUFF.
>>
>> I AM LOOKING FOR NOTHING BUT NEAT, CLEAN STUFF. >> GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
TRYING
NEAT, CLEAN STUFF. >> GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
>>
>> GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT. >> MY SHOP HAS BECOME A DISASTER
AREA.
THERE'S
THERE'S STUFF PILED EVERYWHERE.
TODAY,
THERE'S STUFF PILED EVERYWHERE. TODAY, WE NEED QUALITY OVER
QUANTITY.
READ
READ MY
READ MY LIPS.
NO
READ MY LIPS. NO MORE JUNK!
>>
READ MY LIPS. NO MORE JUNK! >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
NO MORE JUNK! >> OH, MY GOD. >> WE GOT SOME INTERIOR UNITS
TODAY,
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WE GOT SOME INTERIOR UNITS TODAY, MOE.
ARE
>> WE GOT SOME INTERIOR UNITS TODAY, MOE. ARE YOU GONNA LIGHT THE WAY WITH
THOSE
TODAY, MOE. ARE YOU GONNA LIGHT THE WAY WITH THOSE SHOES?
>>
ARE YOU GONNA LIGHT THE WAY WITH THOSE SHOES? >> RIGHT.
>>
THOSE SHOES? >> RIGHT. >> YEAH, YOU LIGHT IT UP FOR US.
>>
>> RIGHT. >> YEAH, YOU LIGHT IT UP FOR US. >> FOLLOW ME.
>>
>> YEAH, YOU LIGHT IT UP FOR US. >> FOLLOW ME. >> HERE COMES TROUBLE.
>>
>> FOLLOW ME. >> HERE COMES TROUBLE. >> I KNOW IT.
>>
>> HERE COMES TROUBLE. >> I KNOW IT. >> HEY.
>>
>> I KNOW IT. >> HEY. >> HI.
>>
>> HEY. >> HI. >> HEY.
>>
>> HI. >> HEY. >> WHAT'S UP?
WHAT
>> HEY. >> WHAT'S UP? WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TODAY?
>>
>> WHAT'S UP? WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TODAY? >> WE WANT TO HELP YOU SPEND
YOUR
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TODAY? >> WE WANT TO HELP YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY.
>>
>> WE WANT TO HELP YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY. >> HERE'S THE DEAL.
WE
YOUR MONEY. >> HERE'S THE DEAL. WE WOULD RATHER YOU GET GOOD
UNITS
>> HERE'S THE DEAL. WE WOULD RATHER YOU GET GOOD UNITS THAN VICTOR GET 'EM.
>>
WE WOULD RATHER YOU GET GOOD UNITS THAN VICTOR GET 'EM. >> OKAY.
>>
UNITS THAN VICTOR GET 'EM. >> OKAY. >> SO IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN
THERE,
>> OKAY. >> SO IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN THERE, WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
>>
>> SO IF WE SEE SOMETHING IN THERE, WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT. >> COOL.
>>
THERE, WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT. >> COOL. >> I AIN'T HELPING HER OUT.
>>
>> COOL. >> I AIN'T HELPING HER OUT. >> [laughs]
>>
>> I AIN'T HELPING HER OUT. >> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
THERE'LL
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE,
THERE'LL
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, THERE'LL BE NO TOUCHING THE
BOXES,
THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, THERE'LL BE NO TOUCHING THE BOXES, NO STEPPING INSIDE.
TODAY'S
THERE'LL BE NO TOUCHING THE BOXES, NO STEPPING INSIDE. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YES!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YES! >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
[saw
>>
>> THERE
>> THERE COULD BE SOMETHING IN
THE
>> THERE COULD BE SOMETHING IN THE BOXES, BUT WE'D HAVE TO
STEAL
>> THERE COULD BE SOMETHING IN THE BOXES, BUT WE'D HAVE TO STEAL IT.
THERE'S
THE BOXES, BUT WE'D HAVE TO STEAL IT. THERE'S AN OLD COMPUTER, OLD
PRINTER.
IT
THERE'S AN OLD COMPUTER, OLD PRINTER. IT DOESN'T GET ME EXCITED, BUT
I'LL
PRINTER. IT DOESN'T GET ME EXCITED, BUT I'LL ROLL WITH SOMEBODY.
>>
IT DOESN'T GET ME EXCITED, BUT I'LL ROLL WITH SOMEBODY. >> YEAH.
>>
I'LL ROLL WITH SOMEBODY. >> YEAH. >> THIS MAY BE A HAIRDRESSING
SALON,
>> YEAH. >> THIS MAY BE A HAIRDRESSING SALON, BUT THIS EQUIPMENT IS
REALLY
>> THIS MAY BE A HAIRDRESSING SALON, BUT THIS EQUIPMENT IS REALLY OLD.
I
SALON, BUT THIS EQUIPMENT IS REALLY OLD. I HOPE THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE NOT
FILLED
REALLY OLD. I HOPE THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE NOT FILLED WITH PAPERWORK.
>>
I HOPE THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE NOT FILLED WITH PAPERWORK. >> UH, BOXES, BINS.
NOT
FILLED WITH PAPERWORK. >> UH, BOXES, BINS. NOT A VACUUM IN THAT BOX.
IT
>> UH, BOXES, BINS. NOT A VACUUM IN THAT BOX. IT DOESN'T LOOK HOUSEHOLD TO ME.
>>
NOT A VACUUM IN THAT BOX. IT DOESN'T LOOK HOUSEHOLD TO ME. >> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ALL
ELECTRONICS.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ALL ELECTRONICS. >> IT'S CLEAN, IT'S NEAT.
I
ELECTRONICS. >> IT'S CLEAN, IT'S NEAT. I LIKE THESE TUBS BECAUSE
THEY'RE
>> IT'S CLEAN, IT'S NEAT. I LIKE THESE TUBS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT DAMAGED.
>>
I LIKE THESE TUBS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT DAMAGED. >> LET'S JUST HOPE SOMETHING'S
IN
THEY'RE NOT DAMAGED. >> LET'S JUST HOPE SOMETHING'S IN 'EM WE CAN USE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO
GIVE
GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO GIVE NOW?
>>
GIVE NOW? >> 50.
>>
>> 50. >> 50.
>> 50. NOW
>> 50. >> 50. NOW 75. ANYBODY GIVE 75?
>>
>> 50. NOW 75. ANYBODY GIVE 75? >> 75.
>>
>> 75. >> NOW 100, NOW 125.
NOW
>> NOW 100, NOW 125. NOW 125, 125, AND 150.
150,
NOW 125, 125, AND 150. 150, NOW 175, A BID OF 175.
AND
150, NOW 175, A BID OF 175. AND 200, 200. NOW 225.
NOW
AND 200, 200. NOW 225. NOW 225. NOW 250. NOW 275.
>>
NOW 225. NOW 250. NOW 275. >> 275.
>>
>> 275. >> I THINK IT'S TIME TO TURN THE
HEAT
>> I THINK IT'S TIME TO TURN THE HEAT UP ON OLD MOE.
[clicks
HEAT UP ON OLD MOE. [clicks tongue]
[laughs]
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> I HAVE 300 THERE, NOW 325.
>>
>> I HAVE 300 THERE, NOW 325. >> 325.
>>
>> 325. >> 325.
>> 325. NOW
>> 325. >> 325. NOW 350.
>>
>> 325. NOW 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 375. SIR, THANK YOU.
NOW
>> NOW 375. SIR, THANK YOU. NOW 400.
>>
NOW 400. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 425.
>>
>> NOW 425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 425. NOW 450.
>>
>> 425. NOW 450. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 450. NOW 475.
ANYBODY
>> 450. NOW 475. ANYBODY BID 475?
475
ANYBODY BID 475? 475 ONCE, 475 TWICE.
SOLD
475 ONCE, 475 TWICE. SOLD IT, RIGHT THERE FOR $450,
LADIES
SOLD IT, RIGHT THERE FOR $450, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> I DON'T CARE IF BUBBA BIDS ME
UP.
WE
UP. WE NEEDED THIS LOCKER SO BAD, I
COULD
WE NEEDED THIS LOCKER SO BAD, I COULD FEEL IT IN MY TOE.
[saw
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S NOT REALLY BAD.
IT
>> IT'S NOT REALLY BAD. IT LOOKS UNDISTURBED TO ME.
EXCEPT
>> IT'S NOT REALLY BAD. IT LOOKS UNDISTURBED TO ME. EXCEPT FOR THE SKATE LAYING
HERE.
YOU
EXCEPT FOR THE SKATE LAYING HERE. YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN CUT TWICE,
SO
HERE. YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN CUT TWICE, SO WHO'S EVER HAD THIS LOCKER,
THEY
YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN CUT TWICE, SO WHO'S EVER HAD THIS LOCKER, THEY WANT TO KEEP IT.
I
SO WHO'S EVER HAD THIS LOCKER, THEY WANT TO KEEP IT. I THINK I'M ON THIS ONE.
>>
THEY WANT TO KEEP IT. I THINK I'M ON THIS ONE. >> HERE WE GO.
>>
I THINK I'M ON THIS ONE. >> HERE WE GO. >> THOSE ARE MYSTERY TUBS, MOE.
>>
>> HERE WE GO. >> THOSE ARE MYSTERY TUBS, MOE. >> I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT
>> THOSE ARE MYSTERY TUBS, MOE. >> I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THE COLOR.
>>
>> I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THE COLOR. >> WHO CARES WHAT COLOR THEY
ARE?
[laughs]
>>
ARE? [laughs] >> ANTIQUE SAW.
>>
[laughs] >> ANTIQUE SAW. >> I LIKE THE TUBS, BUT IF
THAT'S
>> ANTIQUE SAW. >> I LIKE THE TUBS, BUT IF THAT'S AN INDICATION OF WHAT'S
IN
>> I LIKE THE TUBS, BUT IF THAT'S AN INDICATION OF WHAT'S IN 'EM, I'M NOT LIKING THAT.
>>
THAT'S AN INDICATION OF WHAT'S IN 'EM, I'M NOT LIKING THAT. >> THE CHAIR DON'T GOT NO LEGS.
>>
IN 'EM, I'M NOT LIKING THAT. >> THE CHAIR DON'T GOT NO LEGS. >> IT'S A HODGEPODGE, MAN.
I
>> THE CHAIR DON'T GOT NO LEGS. >> IT'S A HODGEPODGE, MAN. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> IT'S A HODGEPODGE, MAN. I DON'T KNOW. >> ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT SOME
NICELY
I DON'T KNOW. >> ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT SOME NICELY PACKED BINS AND TWO
LITTLE
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT SOME NICELY PACKED BINS AND TWO LITTLE VINTAGE TRAIN CASE TRUNK
THINGS.
THIS
LITTLE VINTAGE TRAIN CASE TRUNK THINGS. THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE UNIT.
SO
THINGS. THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE UNIT. SO WHAT YOU THINK?
>>
THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE UNIT. SO WHAT YOU THINK? >> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE
IN
SO WHAT YOU THINK? >> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE IN THE BACK?
>>
>> DID YOU SEE THE ROUND TABLE IN THE BACK? >> MM-HMM.
>>
IN THE BACK? >> MM-HMM. >> WITH SHORT LEGS?
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> WITH SHORT LEGS? >> MM-MM.
>>
>> WITH SHORT LEGS? >> MM-MM. >> WE ARE DROPPING THIS LOCKER
ON
>> MM-MM. >> WE ARE DROPPING THIS LOCKER ON SOMEONE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO I HAVE A BID OF
100?
100
100? 100 THERE. NOW 125.
I
100 THERE. NOW 125. I HAVE 125 THERE.
NOW
I HAVE 125 THERE. NOW 150. NOW 175. 200.
NOW
NOW 150. NOW 175. 200. NOW 225 HERE. NOW 250.
>>
NOW 225 HERE. NOW 250. >> IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG DOG TO
JUMP
>> IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG DOG TO JUMP IN AND CHASE THE RABBIT.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> NOW 300. ANYBODY BID 300?
NOW
>> NOW 300. ANYBODY BID 300? NOW 325.
>>
NOW 325. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 350. ANYBODY BID 350?
>>
>> NOW 350. ANYBODY BID 350? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 375, NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 375, NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 425.
>>
>> NOW 425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 450 THERE.
NOW
>> NOW 450 THERE. NOW 475.
>>
NOW 475. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 525.
>>
>> NOW 525. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 525. NOW 550.
>>
>> 525. NOW 550. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 575. 575.
WHO'LL
>> NOW 575. 575. WHO'LL BID 575?
575
WHO'LL BID 575? 575 GOING ONCE.
575
575 GOING ONCE. 575 TWICE.
I
575 TWICE. I SOLD IT, $550.
>>
I SOLD IT, $550. >> [coughs] DUMBASS.
[coughs]
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I FINALLY GOT MY LOCKER,
EVEN
>> I FINALLY GOT MY LOCKER, EVEN THOUGH THE DOUGHBOYS BID ME
UP.
TIME
TIME TO
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.
I
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. I THINK I MAY HAVE OVERSPENT
MAYBE
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. I THINK I MAY HAVE OVERSPENT MAYBE A TINY BIT, BUT THIS IS
THE
I THINK I MAY HAVE OVERSPENT MAYBE A TINY BIT, BUT THIS IS THE FUN PART.
OH,
MAYBE A TINY BIT, BUT THIS IS THE FUN PART. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
HERE.
WHOA.
WELL,
HERE. WHOA. WELL, MAYBE I DIDN'T OVERSPEND.
WELL,
WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY
GOLD-PLATED
WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY GOLD-PLATED FLATWARE, FOR SURE.
I'D
GOLD-PLATED FLATWARE, FOR SURE. I'D HAVE TO SAY, EASILY $250.
OOH.
THE
OOH. THE PENNY GLASS IS NICE.
IT'S,
THE PENNY GLASS IS NICE. IT'S, LIKE, $50 ON THIS WHOLE
BIN.
BIN
BIN. BIN NUMBER THREE.
OKAY.
PENNY
PENNY GLASS CANDY DISH, $50.
AH,
PENNY GLASS CANDY DISH, $50. AH, THE MING VASE.
WHAT
AH, THE MING VASE. WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY
WHOLE
WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
$28.99.
$10
$28.99. $10 ALL DAY AT THE SHOP.
WHOA!
ANTIQUE
WHOA! ANTIQUE SAW THAT--AH, IT ALMOST
CUT
ANTIQUE SAW THAT--AH, IT ALMOST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
JUST
CUT MY FINGER OFF. JUST FOR A DECORATIVE PIECE LIKE
THAT,
JUST FOR A DECORATIVE PIECE LIKE THAT, $10.
OBVIOUSLY,
THAT, $10. OBVIOUSLY, SOME NICE KITCHEN
STUFF.
WOW.
NEVER
WOW. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS
BEFORE.
A
BEFORE. A KNIFE THAT YOU INTERCHANGE THE
BLADES
A KNIFE THAT YOU INTERCHANGE THE BLADES OUT ONTO THE HANDLE.
I
BLADES OUT ONTO THE HANDLE. I KNOW IT'S JUST KITCHEN ITEMS,
BUT
I KNOW IT'S JUST KITCHEN ITEMS, BUT I'D HAVE TO GIVE IT $200
ON
BUT I'D HAVE TO GIVE IT $200 ON THIS BOX.
OH,
ON THIS BOX. OH, BOY.
NEXT
OH, BOY. NEXT UP.
OH,
NEXT UP. OH, MY
WOW.
A
WOW. A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD FARMER'S
ALMANACS HERE.
THIS
A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD FARMER'S ALMANACS HERE. THIS IS THE OLDEST ONE HERE.
1852.
I
THIS IS THE OLDEST ONE HERE. 1852. I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING REALLY
COOL
1852. I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING REALLY COOL LIKE THIS IN A LONG TIME.
OLD
I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING REALLY COOL LIKE THIS IN A LONG TIME. OLD COMIC BOOKS BRING IN BIG
MONEY.
MAYBE
OLD COMIC BOOKS BRING IN BIG MONEY. MAYBE OLD ALMANACS TOO.
GONNA
MONEY. MAYBE OLD ALMANACS TOO. GONNA TAKE THESE WITH ME, PUT
'EM
MAYBE OLD ALMANACS TOO. GONNA TAKE THESE WITH ME, PUT 'EM IN A CAR, AND GET BACK TO
THE
GONNA TAKE THESE WITH ME, PUT 'EM IN A CAR, AND GET BACK TO THE AUCTION.
[saw
>>
>> WELL...
>>
>> WELL... >> CONTAINERS.
>>
>> WELL... >> CONTAINERS. >> THERE'S A CUTE, LITTLE BENCH
THAT
>> CONTAINERS. >> THERE'S A CUTE, LITTLE BENCH THAT COULD BE PAINTED.
>>
>> THERE'S A CUTE, LITTLE BENCH THAT COULD BE PAINTED. >> MID-CENTURY LAMP.
LET'S
THAT COULD BE PAINTED. >> MID-CENTURY LAMP. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
OKAY.
>>
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. OKAY. >> THE SOFA SET IN HERE IS
PRETTY
OKAY. >> THE SOFA SET IN HERE IS PRETTY NICE.
IT
>> THE SOFA SET IN HERE IS PRETTY NICE. IT HASN'T BEEN IN HERE TOO LONG.
MYSTERY
PRETTY NICE. IT HASN'T BEEN IN HERE TOO LONG. MYSTERY BOXES IN THE BACK.
I
IT HASN'T BEEN IN HERE TOO LONG. MYSTERY BOXES IN THE BACK. I LIKE IT.
>>
MYSTERY BOXES IN THE BACK. I LIKE IT. >> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME BOXES
FULL
I LIKE IT. >> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME BOXES FULL OF STUFF, TREASURES TO BE
HAD
>> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME BOXES FULL OF STUFF, TREASURES TO BE HAD BACK THERE.
I
FULL OF STUFF, TREASURES TO BE HAD BACK THERE. I LIKE THAT BENCH.
THERE
THERE MIGHT BE POTENTIAL HERE.
>>
>> GOT
>> GOT A
>> GOT A DOG.
THE
>> GOT A DOG. THE DOG CHEWED ON EVERYTHING.
>>
>> GOT A DOG. THE DOG CHEWED ON EVERYTHING. >> A CHIHUAHUA.
>>
THE DOG CHEWED ON EVERYTHING. >> A CHIHUAHUA. >> A LITTLE GUITAR.
THAT'S
>> A CHIHUAHUA. >> A LITTLE GUITAR. THAT'S A NICE COUCH.
>>
>> A LITTLE GUITAR. THAT'S A NICE COUCH. >> YEAH, IT IS.
>>
THAT'S A NICE COUCH. >> YEAH, IT IS. >> EASY SALE.
>>
>> YEAH, IT IS. >> EASY SALE. >> WE'LL PLAY.
IT'S
>> EASY SALE. >> WE'LL PLAY. IT'S TIME FOR THE JENNY
FAKE-OUT.
I'M
IT'S TIME FOR THE JENNY FAKE-OUT. I'M NOT SEEING IT.
>>
FAKE-OUT. I'M NOT SEEING IT. >> YOU DON'T LIKE THAT
SECTIONAL?
>>
>> YOU DON'T LIKE THAT SECTIONAL? >> EH, I'D JUST STAY AWAY FROM
IT.
>>
>> EH, I'D JUST STAY AWAY FROM IT. >> IF THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED,
I'M
IT. >> IF THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED, I'M NOT EITHER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANYBODY WANT TO BID
25?
>>
25? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GOT IT ALREADY. 25. 50.
A
>> GOT IT ALREADY. 25. 50. A BID OF 50 THERE. NOW 75.
AND
A BID OF 50 THERE. NOW 75. AND 100 IN THE BACK.
>>
>> 100.
>>
>> NOW
>> NOW 125, 125. NOW 150.
150
>> NOW 125, 125. NOW 150. 150 THERE. NOW 175.
200,
150 THERE. NOW 175. 200, 200.
NOW
200, 200. NOW 200. NOW 225.
NOW
NOW 200. NOW 225. NOW 225, IN THE BACK.
>>
NOW 225, IN THE BACK. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 225, NOW 250. 250 THERE.
NOW
>> 225, NOW 250. 250 THERE. NOW 275 AND 300. 300 NOW.
300,
NOW 275 AND 300. 300 NOW. 300, WANNA BID 300 NOW?
325.
300, WANNA BID 300 NOW? 325. 325.
325
325. 325. 325 GOING ONCE.
>>
325 GOING ONCE. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 325.
>>
>> 325. >> NOW WE MAKE OUR PLAY.
>>
>> NOW WE MAKE OUR PLAY. >> 350. WANNA GIVE 350?
>>
>> 350. WANNA GIVE 350? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT?
WHAT
>> WHAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>>
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> 350, NOW 375.
CAN
>> 350, NOW 375. CAN I GET 375 ANYWHERE?
ANYBODY,
CAN I GET 375 ANYWHERE? ANYBODY, 375?
375
ANYBODY, 375? 375 GOING ONCE.
375
375 GOING ONCE. 375 TWICE.
SOLD
375 TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $350.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $350. >> HEY, WHEN YOU PLAY WITH THE
BIG
>> HEY, WHEN YOU PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS, YOU GONNA GET BIT.
>>
>> SHE
>> SHE TOOK THE BAIT, DUDE.
>>
>> SHE TOOK THE BAIT, DUDE. >> YEAH, SHE DID.
SHUT
>> SHE TOOK THE BAIT, DUDE. >> YEAH, SHE DID. SHUT HER ASS RIGHT OUT, DIDN'T
WE?
>>
SHUT HER ASS RIGHT OUT, DIDN'T WE? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
WE? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> I'M BEGINNING TO THINK MAYBE
I
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> I'M BEGINNING TO THINK MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THEIR
ADVICE
>> I'M BEGINNING TO THINK MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THEIR ADVICE ANYMORE.
>>
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THEIR ADVICE ANYMORE. >> DAMN GOOD UNIT.
>>
ADVICE ANYMORE. >> DAMN GOOD UNIT. >> HEY, THOUGHT YOU GUYS DIDN'T
LIKE
>> DAMN GOOD UNIT. >> HEY, THOUGHT YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE THAT UNIT.
>>
>> HEY, THOUGHT YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE THAT UNIT. >> WHICH UNIT?
>>
LIKE THAT UNIT. >> WHICH UNIT? >> UH-HUH.
>>
>> WHICH UNIT? >> UH-HUH. >> YOU'RE OVERTHINKING STUFF,
JENNY.
>>
>> YOU'RE OVERTHINKING STUFF, JENNY. >> I JUST TOTALLY GOT PLAYED?
RICKY
JENNY. >> I JUST TOTALLY GOT PLAYED? RICKY AND BUBBA ARE GONNA PAY
FOR
>> I JUST TOTALLY GOT PLAYED? RICKY AND BUBBA ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS.
>>
RICKY AND BUBBA ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS. >> WHAT NUMBER IS IT, MOE?
>>
FOR THIS. >> WHAT NUMBER IS IT, MOE? >> 143.
>>
>> WHAT NUMBER IS IT, MOE? >> 143. >> THIS LOCKER IS ALL BOXES AND
BINS.
>>
>> THIS LOCKER IS ALL BOXES AND BINS. >> OKAY.
>>
BINS. >> OKAY. >> SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR BURIED
TREASURE.
>>
>> SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR BURIED TREASURE. >> IT'S TWO PIECES, SEE?
>>
TREASURE. >> IT'S TWO PIECES, SEE? >> TWO SEPARATE THINGS.
>>
>> IT'S TWO PIECES, SEE? >> TWO SEPARATE THINGS. >> YEAH.
IT'S
>> TWO SEPARATE THINGS. >> YEAH. IT'S A CURLING IRON.
>>
>> YEAH. IT'S A CURLING IRON. >> IT'S A HAIR PRODUCTS LINE.
>>
IT'S A CURLING IRON. >> IT'S A HAIR PRODUCTS LINE. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT ALL THE
CURLING
>> IT'S A HAIR PRODUCTS LINE. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT ALL THE CURLING IRONS IN.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT ALL THE CURLING IRONS IN. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
WHOEVER
CURLING IRONS IN. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. WHOEVER SAW A CURLING IRON THAT
BIG?
>>
WHOEVER SAW A CURLING IRON THAT BIG? >> THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL, MOE.
>>
BIG? >> THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL, MOE. >> OH.
I
>> THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL, MOE. >> OH. I NEVER DID MY HAIR THAT WAY.
OKAY.
THIS
I NEVER DID MY HAIR THAT WAY. OKAY. THIS IS AN UMBRELLA.
>>
OKAY. THIS IS AN UMBRELLA. >> IT'S NOT AN UMBRELLA, MOE.
[laughs]
THIS
>> IT'S NOT AN UMBRELLA, MOE. [laughs] THIS LOOKS LIKE--
>>
>> IT
>> IT GOES RIGHT IN THERE.
>>
>> IT GOES RIGHT IN THERE. >> IT'S AN OLD HAIR DEAL-MAJIG.
>>
>> IT'S AN OLD HAIR DEAL-MAJIG. >> THIS RIGHT HERE, 50 BUCKS.
YOU
>> THIS RIGHT HERE, 50 BUCKS. YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE ABOUT BOXES.
WE
YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE ABOUT BOXES. WE LOVE BOXES.
>>
WE LOVE BOXES. >> [groans]
IT
>> [groans] IT STINKS, MOE.
>>
IT STINKS, MOE. >> CHEMICALS.
>>
>> CHEMICALS. >> LEAVE ALL THAT STUFF AND--
>>
>> LEAVE ALL THAT STUFF AND-- >> SCALP AND SKIN ANTISEPTIC.
>>
>> LOOKS
>> LOOKS GROSS.
MOE,
MOE, THAT
MOE, THAT BOX SMELLS.
THIS
MOE, THAT BOX SMELLS. THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD.
IT'S
THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD. IT'S A BUNCH OF OLD HAIR SALON
CRAP.
MAYBE
CRAP. MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THOSE
BOXES,
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THOSE BOXES, AT LEAST.
OH,
BOXES, AT LEAST. OH, IT'S A WIG.
>>
OH, IT'S A WIG. >> OH, YEAH.
[groans]
>>
[groans] >> IF IT'S REAL HAIR, THEN AT
LEAST
>> IF IT'S REAL HAIR, THEN AT LEAST THEY'RE WORTH MONEY.
>>
LEAST THEY'RE WORTH MONEY. >> IF IT'S BEEN SHAMPOOED.
[sniffs]
[groans]
>>
[groans] >> [laughs]
HOW
HOW COULD
HOW COULD THESE NEATLY STACKED
BOXES
HOW COULD THESE NEATLY STACKED BOXES BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT
JUNK?
WHAT
BOXES BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT JUNK? WHAT THE HECK?
HEY,
JUNK? WHAT THE HECK? HEY, MO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT
HERE?
>>
HEY, MO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT HERE? >> WHAT?
>>
HERE? >> WHAT? >> WE GOT A SPRAY TANNER.
>>
>> WHAT? >> WE GOT A SPRAY TANNER. >> NO KIDDING.
>>
>> WE GOT A SPRAY TANNER. >> NO KIDDING. >> YEAH.
SO
>> NO KIDDING. >> YEAH. SO INSTEAD OF GOING TO, LIKE,
THE
>> YEAH. SO INSTEAD OF GOING TO, LIKE, THE TANNING BOOTH--
>>
SO INSTEAD OF GOING TO, LIKE, THE TANNING BOOTH-- >> HUH?
>>
THE TANNING BOOTH-- >> HUH? >> YOU GET A SPRAY TAN.
>>
>> HUH? >> YOU GET A SPRAY TAN. >> I LIKE THAT IDEA.
>>
>> YOU GET A SPRAY TAN. >> I LIKE THAT IDEA. >> IT COSTS AT LEAST 30 BUCKS TO
GO
>> I LIKE THAT IDEA. >> IT COSTS AT LEAST 30 BUCKS TO GO GET ONE OF THESE THINGS DONE,
AND
>> IT COSTS AT LEAST 30 BUCKS TO GO GET ONE OF THESE THINGS DONE, AND IT LASTS FOR ABOUT A WEEK.
>>
GO GET ONE OF THESE THINGS DONE, AND IT LASTS FOR ABOUT A WEEK. >> WE GOTTA GET THIS THING
CHECKED
AND IT LASTS FOR ABOUT A WEEK. >> WE GOTTA GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT.
THIS
>> WE GOTTA GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT. THIS TANNER COULD BE THE ONE
THING
CHECKED OUT. THIS TANNER COULD BE THE ONE THING THAT KEEPS US FROM GETTING
BURNED.
>>
THING THAT KEEPS US FROM GETTING BURNED. >> GIRLS LOVE THIS STUFF 'CAUSE
IT'S
BURNED. >> GIRLS LOVE THIS STUFF 'CAUSE IT'S OUT OF THE SUN, YOU KNOW?
>>
>> GIRLS LOVE THIS STUFF 'CAUSE IT'S OUT OF THE SUN, YOU KNOW? >> I GOT MY VAN.
WHAT
IT'S OUT OF THE SUN, YOU KNOW? >> I GOT MY VAN. WHAT PERFECT VEHICLE TO GO
AROUND
>> I GOT MY VAN. WHAT PERFECT VEHICLE TO GO AROUND IN.
>>
WHAT PERFECT VEHICLE TO GO AROUND IN. >> OH, GREAT.
>>
AROUND IN. >> OH, GREAT. >> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT
WE
>> OH, GREAT. >> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT WE SNATCHED RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER
JENNY.
>>
WE SNATCHED RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER JENNY. >> WE STOLE THIS ONE.
WHAT
JENNY. >> WE STOLE THIS ONE. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT IN
THERE?
>>
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT IN THERE? >> I GOT A BAG WITH SOMETHING IN
IT.
>>
>> I GOT A BAG WITH SOMETHING IN IT. >> FIND SOME GOLD IN HERE, AND
WE
IT. >> FIND SOME GOLD IN HERE, AND WE GOT A HELL OF A DAY.
OH!
THESE
OH! THESE ARE NINTENDO DS GAMES.
>>
THESE ARE NINTENDO DS GAMES. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> USED, 20 BUCKS EACH, ALL DAY
LONG.
20,
LONG. 20, 40, 60, 80.
>>
20, 40, 60, 80. >> WHAT IS THIS THING?
OH,
>> WHAT IS THIS THING? OH, JUST AN IPOD.
>>
OH, JUST AN IPOD. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> 50 BUCKS.
YOU
>> 50 BUCKS. YOU TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN
IPOD?
THIS
IPOD? THIS IS WHAT JENNY WAS GONNA
PAINT
THIS IS WHAT JENNY WAS GONNA PAINT AND CHARGE SOMEBODY.
>>
PAINT AND CHARGE SOMEBODY. >> ALL RIGHT.
YOU
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT?
>>
YOU GOT IT? >> YEP.
THERE'S
>> YEP. THERE'S ABOUT 50 BUCKS.
THIS
THERE'S ABOUT 50 BUCKS. THIS LAMP IS KIND OF CRAPPY.
>>
THIS LAMP IS KIND OF CRAPPY. >> BUT THIS COUCH AIN'T.
>>
>> BUT THIS COUCH AIN'T. >> I GOTTA GO UP.
>>
>> I GOTTA GO UP. >> GOD, THIS IS A BIG DUDE,
BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA. >> TWO LOUNGERS AND THE BACK
COUCH.
$500
COUCH. $500 'CAUSE IT'S A THREE-PIECE.
>>
>> BIG-ASS COUCH, BIG PROFIT.
WE
>> BIG-ASS COUCH, BIG PROFIT. WE JUST DOUBLED OUR MONEY.
OH,
>> BIG-ASS COUCH, BIG PROFIT. WE JUST DOUBLED OUR MONEY. OH, LOOKS LIKE A CHESS SET.
HEY,
WE JUST DOUBLED OUR MONEY. OH, LOOKS LIKE A CHESS SET. HEY, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE BOX.
MIGHT
OH, LOOKS LIKE A CHESS SET. HEY, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE BOX. MIGHT BE A SHOE-SHINE BOX.
HELL,
HEY, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE BOX. MIGHT BE A SHOE-SHINE BOX. HELL, YOU CAN'T OPEN IT.
>>
MIGHT BE A SHOE-SHINE BOX. HELL, YOU CAN'T OPEN IT. >> YOU HEAR THAT?
>>
HELL, YOU CAN'T OPEN IT. >> YOU HEAR THAT? >> WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
EASY.
>>
>> WHAT'S IN THE BOX? EASY. >> I HOPE IT'S NOT BREAKABLE.
YOU
EASY. >> I HOPE IT'S NOT BREAKABLE. YOU GOT YOUR HANDY-DANDY KNIFE?
IT
>> I HOPE IT'S NOT BREAKABLE. YOU GOT YOUR HANDY-DANDY KNIFE? IT LOOKS LIKE A CIGAR BOX.
>>
YOU GOT YOUR HANDY-DANDY KNIFE? IT LOOKS LIKE A CIGAR BOX. >> PUSH DOWN ON IT.
HOLD
IT LOOKS LIKE A CIGAR BOX. >> PUSH DOWN ON IT. HOLD IT STILL.
NOW
>> PUSH DOWN ON IT. HOLD IT STILL. NOW TRY.
>>
>> NOPE.
>>
>> NOPE. >> HOLD ON!
MAN,
>> NOPE. >> HOLD ON! MAN, DON'T BREAK MY KNIFE BLADE
OFF
>> HOLD ON! MAN, DON'T BREAK MY KNIFE BLADE OFF IN THERE.
>>
MAN, DON'T BREAK MY KNIFE BLADE OFF IN THERE. >> I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S IN
THAT
OFF IN THERE. >> I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THAT BOX.
WE
>> I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THAT BOX. WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT, SO
WE'RE
THAT BOX. WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT, SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO SOMEONE WHO
CAN
WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT, SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO SOMEONE WHO CAN OPEN IT FOR US.
COULD
WE'RE TAKING IT TO SOMEONE WHO CAN OPEN IT FOR US. COULD BE A LICK RIGHT HERE.
>>
CAN OPEN IT FOR US. COULD BE A LICK RIGHT HERE. >> QUIT DREAMING.
GO
COULD BE A LICK RIGHT HERE. >> QUIT DREAMING. GO PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, AND
LET'S
>> QUIT DREAMING. GO PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, AND LET'S GO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> LET
>> LET ME
>> LET ME HELP YOU.
>>
>> NAH.
>>
>> NAH. >> HERE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE'RE
>> NAH. >> HERE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE'RE TAKING OUR SPRAY TANNER TO
TERRY
>> HERE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE'RE TAKING OUR SPRAY TANNER TO TERRY AT THE TAN BAR TO SEE IF
WE
WE'RE TAKING OUR SPRAY TANNER TO TERRY AT THE TAN BAR TO SEE IF WE CAN GET A LITTLE COLOR.
>>
TERRY AT THE TAN BAR TO SEE IF WE CAN GET A LITTLE COLOR. >> SO YOU HAVE A WHOLE KIT HERE.
YOU'VE
WE CAN GET A LITTLE COLOR. >> SO YOU HAVE A WHOLE KIT HERE. YOU'VE GOT THE NORVELL M-1000
HVLP
>> SO YOU HAVE A WHOLE KIT HERE. YOU'VE GOT THE NORVELL M-1000 HVLP MACHINE, AIRBRUSH SPRAY
TANNING.
>>
HVLP MACHINE, AIRBRUSH SPRAY TANNING. >> IS THAT GOOD?
>>
TANNING. >> IS THAT GOOD? >> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD
PORTABLE
>> IS THAT GOOD? >> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD PORTABLE UNIT.
IT'S
>> THIS IS A REALLY GOOD PORTABLE UNIT. IT'S USED A LOT OF TIMES FOR
MOBILE
PORTABLE UNIT. IT'S USED A LOT OF TIMES FOR MOBILE TANNING.
SOME
IT'S USED A LOT OF TIMES FOR MOBILE TANNING. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BUY
IT
MOBILE TANNING. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BUY IT FOR PERSONAL USE.
>>
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BUY IT FOR PERSONAL USE. >> [laughs]
>>
IT FOR PERSONAL USE. >> [laughs] >> OKAY, SO THIS IS YOUR ACTUAL
GUN.
YOU
>> OKAY, SO THIS IS YOUR ACTUAL GUN. YOU WOULD HOOK THIS UP TO YOUR
MACHINE.
LET'S
YOU WOULD HOOK THIS UP TO YOUR MACHINE. LET'S SEE IF THIS THING WORKS.
>>
MACHINE. LET'S SEE IF THIS THING WORKS. >> OKAY.
[machine
LET'S SEE IF THIS THING WORKS. >> OKAY. [machine running]
YEAH.
>>
[machine running] YEAH. >> THERE YOU GO.
SO
YEAH. >> THERE YOU GO. SO IT'S A WORKING MACHINE.
THAT'S
>> THERE YOU GO. SO IT'S A WORKING MACHINE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD THING.
>>
>> SO
>> SO NOW
>> SO NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT
WORKS,
>> SO NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT WORKS, WHAT'S ITS VALUE?
>>
WORKS, WHAT'S ITS VALUE? >> IT'S GONNA BE WORTH ABOUT...
$300.
>>
>> $300
>> $300 ISN'T BAD.
WE
>> $300 ISN'T BAD. WE STILL LOST MONEY.
COLOR
>> $300 ISN'T BAD. WE STILL LOST MONEY. COLOR ME DISAPPOINTED.
>>
WE STILL LOST MONEY. COLOR ME DISAPPOINTED. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHO'S GONNA BE
THE
COLOR ME DISAPPOINTED. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHO'S GONNA BE THE GUINEA PIG?
WHO
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHO'S GONNA BE THE GUINEA PIG? WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT?
>>
THE GUINEA PIG? WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT? >> I GUESS I'LL GET INTO MY
SPEEDO.
>>
>> I GUESS I'LL GET INTO MY SPEEDO. >> NO, NOT A SPEEDO!
PLEASE
SPEEDO. >> NO, NOT A SPEEDO! PLEASE DON'T DO IT, MOE.
>>
>> NO, NOT A SPEEDO! PLEASE DON'T DO IT, MOE. >> ALL RIGHT, MOE, YOU READY TO
GET
PLEASE DON'T DO IT, MOE. >> ALL RIGHT, MOE, YOU READY TO GET A TAN AND COVER UP SOME OF
THAT?
>>
GET A TAN AND COVER UP SOME OF THAT? >> [laughs]
>>
THAT? >> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
STICK
>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT. STICK YOUR ARMS OUT LIKE THIS.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. STICK YOUR ARMS OUT LIKE THIS. >> OH. [laughs]
>>
STICK YOUR ARMS OUT LIKE THIS. >> OH. [laughs] >> WE'RE GONNA START EMPHASIZING
THE
>> OH. [laughs] >> WE'RE GONNA START EMPHASIZING THE SIX-PACK YOU GOT GOING ON.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA START EMPHASIZING THE SIX-PACK YOU GOT GOING ON. >> [laughs]
>>
THE SIX-PACK YOU GOT GOING ON. >> [laughs] >> YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE YOU
JUST
>> [laughs] >> YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WALKED OFF A SET FROM A
MOVIE.
>>
JUST WALKED OFF A SET FROM A MOVIE. >> [laughs]
>>
MOVIE. >> [laughs] >> ARE YOU READY FOR THE FACE?
>>
>> [laughs] >> ARE YOU READY FOR THE FACE? >> [laughs]
>>
>> ARE YOU READY FOR THE FACE? >> [laughs] >> LOOKING GOOD.
YOU
>> [laughs] >> LOOKING GOOD. YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP A VERY
CONSISTENT
>> LOOKING GOOD. YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP A VERY CONSISTENT STROKE.
>>
YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP A VERY CONSISTENT STROKE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN THE WAX
MUSEUM.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN THE WAX MUSEUM. >> WE'LL TAKE A BRUSH.
WE'RE
MUSEUM. >> WE'LL TAKE A BRUSH. WE'RE JUST KIND OF GONNA WORK
THAT
>> WE'LL TAKE A BRUSH. WE'RE JUST KIND OF GONNA WORK THAT IN...
>>
WE'RE JUST KIND OF GONNA WORK THAT IN... >> LOOKING GOOD, MOE.
>>
THAT IN... >> LOOKING GOOD, MOE. >> THE CREASES OF THE KNEES.
>>
>> LOOKING GOOD, MOE. >> THE CREASES OF THE KNEES. >> [laughs]
OH,
>> THE CREASES OF THE KNEES. >> [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> [laughs] OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT.
AND
OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT. AND THAT'S IT.
JUST
>> ALL RIGHT. AND THAT'S IT. JUST A FEW MINUTES, AND WE'VE
GOT
AND THAT'S IT. JUST A FEW MINUTES, AND WE'VE GOT YOU LOOKING GOOD.
>>
JUST A FEW MINUTES, AND WE'VE GOT YOU LOOKING GOOD. >> BRONZE BEAUTY, MOE.
>>
GOT YOU LOOKING GOOD. >> BRONZE BEAUTY, MOE. >> OOH!
[laughter]
>>
>> OOH! [laughter] >> MOE USED TO BE THE OLDEST MAN
IN
[laughter] >> MOE USED TO BE THE OLDEST MAN IN TEXAS.
NOW
>> MOE USED TO BE THE OLDEST MAN IN TEXAS. NOW HE'S THE OLDEST TAN MAN IN
TEXAS.
>>
NOW HE'S THE OLDEST TAN MAN IN TEXAS. >> MICHELA IS GONNA DIE.
SHE'S
TEXAS. >> MICHELA IS GONNA DIE. SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT
HAPPENED
>> MICHELA IS GONNA DIE. SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND?
HE
SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND? HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME."
>>
HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND? HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME." >> WATCH OUT.
I'M
HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME." >> WATCH OUT. I'M WEARING SHORTS TO THE
AUCTION
>> WATCH OUT. I'M WEARING SHORTS TO THE AUCTION TOMORROW.
>>
I'M WEARING SHORTS TO THE AUCTION TOMORROW. >> THANK YOU AGAIN.
IT
AUCTION TOMORROW. >> THANK YOU AGAIN. IT WAS FUN.
>>
>> THANK YOU AGAIN. IT WAS FUN. >> I APPRECIATE IT.
>>
IT WAS FUN. >> I APPRECIATE IT. >> Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY.
>>
>> I APPRECIATE IT. >> Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY. >> THANK
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY STACK OF OLD
FARMER'S
>> I'M TAKING MY STACK OF OLD FARMER'S ALMANACS TO DON,
A
FARMER'S ALMANACS TO DON, A BIG HISTORY BUFF AND ANTIQUES
DEALER.
HE'LL
HE'LL KNOW WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
>> THE
HE'LL KNOW WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. >> THE OLD FARMER'S ALMANAC.
THIS
HE'LL KNOW WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. >> THE OLD FARMER'S ALMANAC. THIS IS THE LONGEST PRODUCED
PERIODICAL
>> THE OLD FARMER'S ALMANAC. THIS IS THE LONGEST PRODUCED PERIODICAL IN THE UNITED STATES.
THEY
THIS IS THE LONGEST PRODUCED PERIODICAL IN THE UNITED STATES. THEY WERE MAINLY KNOWN FOR
PREDICTING
PERIODICAL IN THE UNITED STATES. THEY WERE MAINLY KNOWN FOR PREDICTING THE WEATHER, AND THEY
USED
THEY WERE MAINLY KNOWN FOR PREDICTING THE WEATHER, AND THEY USED A FORMULA THAT'S SUPER
SECRET,
PREDICTING THE WEATHER, AND THEY USED A FORMULA THAT'S SUPER SECRET, EVEN TO TODAY.
>>
USED A FORMULA THAT'S SUPER SECRET, EVEN TO TODAY. >> IT'S INTERESTING.
THEY
SECRET, EVEN TO TODAY. >> IT'S INTERESTING. THEY ALMOST TOLD YOU HOW TO LIVE
LIFE
>> IT'S INTERESTING. THEY ALMOST TOLD YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE IN HERE.
IT
THEY ALMOST TOLD YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE IN HERE. IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN.
IT
LIFE IN HERE. IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN. IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN
IN
IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN. IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN IN HERE.
>>
IT TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND WOMEN IN HERE. >> WHAT PAGE?
>>
IN HERE. >> WHAT PAGE? >> YOU STILL NEED HELP?
>>
>> WHAT PAGE? >> YOU STILL NEED HELP? >> [laughs] NO.
47
>> YOU STILL NEED HELP? >> [laughs] NO. 47 YEARS MARRIED.
>>
>> [laughs] NO. 47 YEARS MARRIED. >> IF YOU NEED HELP, WE'LL GO
OUT
47 YEARS MARRIED. >> IF YOU NEED HELP, WE'LL GO OUT TONIGHT.
WOULD
>> IF YOU NEED HELP, WE'LL GO OUT TONIGHT. WOULD YOU SAY THAT THIS WAS THE
ONLY
OUT TONIGHT. WOULD YOU SAY THAT THIS WAS THE ONLY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT IN
1855?
PEOPLE
ONLY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT IN 1855? PEOPLE WOULD SIT AROUND THE FIRE
AND
1855? PEOPLE WOULD SIT AROUND THE FIRE AND READ THE FARMER'S ALMANAC?
>>
PEOPLE WOULD SIT AROUND THE FIRE AND READ THE FARMER'S ALMANAC? >> UH, THEY PROBABLY HAD OTHER
THINGS
AND READ THE FARMER'S ALMANAC? >> UH, THEY PROBABLY HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO ON THE FARM.
>>
>> UH, THEY PROBABLY HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO ON THE FARM. >> WELL, I BELIEVE THEY DID, BUT
I
THINGS TO DO ON THE FARM. >> WELL, I BELIEVE THEY DID, BUT I THINK, AS A PASTIME, YOU
KNOW,
>> WELL, I BELIEVE THEY DID, BUT I THINK, AS A PASTIME, YOU KNOW, UM...
>>
I THINK, AS A PASTIME, YOU KNOW, UM... >> WELL, VICTOR, YOU'VE GOT
QUITE
KNOW, UM... >> WELL, VICTOR, YOU'VE GOT QUITE A COLLECTION HERE.
IT'S
>> WELL, VICTOR, YOU'VE GOT QUITE A COLLECTION HERE. IT'S SORT OF A SHOTGUN PATTERN
OF
QUITE A COLLECTION HERE. IT'S SORT OF A SHOTGUN PATTERN OF YEARS.
YOU'VE
IT'S SORT OF A SHOTGUN PATTERN OF YEARS. YOU'VE GOT AN EARLY ONE AT 1852,
AND
OF YEARS. YOU'VE GOT AN EARLY ONE AT 1852, AND THE LATEST ONE HERE IS 1920.
THEY'RE
YOU'VE GOT AN EARLY ONE AT 1852, AND THE LATEST ONE HERE IS 1920. THEY'RE NOT IN REALLY GOOD
CONDITION.
>>
THEY'RE NOT IN REALLY GOOD CONDITION. >> NO, I KNOW THAT.
>>
CONDITION. >> NO, I KNOW THAT. >> UH, SOME OF 'EM HAVE THE
ORIGINAL
>> NO, I KNOW THAT. >> UH, SOME OF 'EM HAVE THE ORIGINAL COVER.
SOME
>> UH, SOME OF 'EM HAVE THE ORIGINAL COVER. SOME OF 'EM ARE MISSING THE
ORIGINAL
ORIGINAL COVER. SOME OF 'EM ARE MISSING THE ORIGINAL COVER.
SEE
SOME OF 'EM ARE MISSING THE ORIGINAL COVER. SEE THIS HOLE UP HERE?
THIS
ORIGINAL COVER. SEE THIS HOLE UP HERE? THIS IS HOW THEY WERE MADE, AND
THIS
SEE THIS HOLE UP HERE? THIS IS HOW THEY WERE MADE, AND THIS WAS TO HANG IT ON A NAIL
SOMEPLACE
THIS IS HOW THEY WERE MADE, AND THIS WAS TO HANG IT ON A NAIL SOMEPLACE THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO
READ
THIS WAS TO HANG IT ON A NAIL SOMEPLACE THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO READ IT.
>>
SOMEPLACE THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO READ IT. >> OH, IN YOUR BARN.
>>
READ IT. >> OH, IN YOUR BARN. >> WELL, THEY PROBABLY HUNG 'EM
ON
>> OH, IN YOUR BARN. >> WELL, THEY PROBABLY HUNG 'EM ON A NAIL IN THE OUTHOUSE.
AND
>> WELL, THEY PROBABLY HUNG 'EM ON A NAIL IN THE OUTHOUSE. AND IT MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY
YOU'RE
ON A NAIL IN THE OUTHOUSE. AND IT MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY YOU'RE MISSING YOUR FRONT
COVERS.
>>
YOU'RE MISSING YOUR FRONT COVERS. >> OH.
GREAT.
I'VE
>> OH. GREAT. I'VE GOT A STACK OF 100-YEAR-OLD
TOILET
GREAT. I'VE GOT A STACK OF 100-YEAR-OLD TOILET PAPER.
SO
SO IF
SO IF YOU
SO IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A VALUE
ON
SO IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A VALUE ON THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE
GOT?
>>
GOT? >> TO THE RIGHT BUYER, YOU COULD
PROBABLY
>> TO THE RIGHT BUYER, YOU COULD PROBABLY SELL 'EM, AT THE MOST,
$10
PROBABLY SELL 'EM, AT THE MOST, $10 APIECE.
THERE'S
$10 APIECE. THERE'S 31 OF 'EM.
$310.
>>
$310. >> EASY, FOR SOME OLD BOOKS.
SO
>> EASY, FOR SOME OLD BOOKS. SO THESE ALMANACS DIDN'T
EXACTLY
SO THESE ALMANACS DIDN'T EXACTLY RAIN MONEY.
>>
>> IT
>> IT WAS
>> IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
>>
>> IT WAS MY PLEASURE. >> BUT I STILL MADE A PROFIT.
I'M
>> IT WAS MY PLEASURE. >> BUT I STILL MADE A PROFIT. I'M BACK IN THE GAME.
WHEN
>> BUT I STILL MADE A PROFIT. I'M BACK IN THE GAME. WHEN I GET SOME MORE BOOKS, I'LL
COME
I'M BACK IN THE GAME. WHEN I GET SOME MORE BOOKS, I'LL COME AND SEE YOU.
>>
WHEN I GET SOME MORE BOOKS, I'LL COME AND SEE YOU. >> THAT'LL BE GREAT.
>>
COME AND SEE YOU. >> THAT'LL BE GREAT. >> THANK YOU.
HAVE
>> THAT'LL BE GREAT. >> THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
>> THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> YEAH, YOU
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE DYING TO SEE
WHAT'S
>> BUBBA AND I ARE DYING TO SEE WHAT'S IN OUR BOX.
>>
>> BUBBA AND I ARE DYING TO SEE WHAT'S IN OUR BOX. >> THIS IS THE PLACE.
BEE'S
WHAT'S IN OUR BOX. >> THIS IS THE PLACE. BEE'S KEYS.
>>
>> THIS IS THE PLACE. BEE'S KEYS. >> SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO DOUG,
A
BEE'S KEYS. >> SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO DOUG, A MASTER LOCKSMITH.
>>
>> SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO DOUG, A MASTER LOCKSMITH. >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU
HAVE
A MASTER LOCKSMITH. >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE HERE?
>>
>> DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE HERE? >> UH, A HUMIDOR?
>>
HAVE HERE? >> UH, A HUMIDOR? >> NO, IT'S AN OLD ENGLISH
WRITING
>> UH, A HUMIDOR? >> NO, IT'S AN OLD ENGLISH WRITING DESK.
>>
>> NO, IT'S AN OLD ENGLISH WRITING DESK. >> HMM.
>>
WRITING DESK. >> HMM. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL.
THEY'RE
>> HMM. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL. THEY'RE FROM THE LATE 1800s.
>>
>> IT'S PRETTY COOL. THEY'RE FROM THE LATE 1800s. >> SO THIS IS LIKE AN EARLY
LAPTOP.
>>
>> SO THIS IS LIKE AN EARLY LAPTOP. >> YOU COULD SAY THAT.
IT
LAPTOP. >> YOU COULD SAY THAT. IT HAD THEIR STATIONERY AND
THEIR
>> YOU COULD SAY THAT. IT HAD THEIR STATIONERY AND THEIR PENS.
>>
IT HAD THEIR STATIONERY AND THEIR PENS. >> THERE YOU GO.
SO,
THEIR PENS. >> THERE YOU GO. SO, DOUG, HOW ARE YOU PLANNING
ON
>> THERE YOU GO. SO, DOUG, HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON OPENING THIS?
DO
SO, DOUG, HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON OPENING THIS? DO YOU HAVE SOME OLD SKELETON
KEYS
ON OPENING THIS? DO YOU HAVE SOME OLD SKELETON KEYS OR SOMETHING?
>>
DO YOU HAVE SOME OLD SKELETON KEYS OR SOMETHING? >> I DO.
WE
KEYS OR SOMETHING? >> I DO. WE HAVE SOME THAT WE WILL START
TRYING
>> I DO. WE HAVE SOME THAT WE WILL START TRYING TO SEE IF WE CAN GET IT
UNLOCKED.
>>
TRYING TO SEE IF WE CAN GET IT UNLOCKED. >> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS THING
OPENED,
UNLOCKED. >> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS THING OPENED, DOUG.
>>
>> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS THING OPENED, DOUG. >> LET'S TRY SOME OF THESE OUT.
NOT
OPENED, DOUG. >> LET'S TRY SOME OF THESE OUT. NOT THAT ONE.
>>
>> LET'S TRY SOME OF THESE OUT. NOT THAT ONE. >> NO?
>>
NO.
NO. THERE'S ONE MORE SET.
WE'LL
NO. THERE'S ONE MORE SET. WE'LL TRY THESE.
>>
NO. THERE'S ONE MORE SET. WE'LL TRY THESE. >> YOU'RE KILLING ME, DOUG.
>>
WE'LL TRY THESE. >> YOU'RE KILLING ME, DOUG. >> I'M TRYING.
NOT
>> YOU'RE KILLING ME, DOUG. >> I'M TRYING. NOT TO KILL YOU, TO OPEN
THE
>> I'M TRYING. NOT TO KILL YOU, TO OPEN THE BOX.
>>
NOT TO KILL YOU, TO OPEN THE BOX. >> THANKS.
>>
THE BOX. >> THANKS. >> NOT THOSE.
WE'LL
>> THANKS. >> NOT THOSE. WE'LL TRY ONE OF THESE LITTLE
ONES
>> NOT THOSE. WE'LL TRY ONE OF THESE LITTLE ONES HERE.
I
WE'LL TRY ONE OF THESE LITTLE ONES HERE. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT.
[click]
HERE
I THINK THIS MAY BE IT. [click] HERE WE GO.
>>
[click] HERE WE GO. >> I HEARD IT.
>>
HERE WE GO. >> I HEARD IT. >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONEY, RIGHT
THERE.
>>
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONEY, RIGHT THERE. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
NOTHING.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. NOTHING. >> WELL, SOMETHING WAS SHAKING.
IT
NOTHING. >> WELL, SOMETHING WAS SHAKING. IT WASN'T THIS.
>>
>> WELL, SOMETHING WAS SHAKING. IT WASN'T THIS. >> YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT?
>>
IT WASN'T THIS. >> YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT? >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE THING
ABOUT
>> YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT? >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT THESE BOXES.
A
>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT THESE BOXES. A LOT OF TIMES, THEY HAD SECRET
COMPARTMENTS.
>>
A LOT OF TIMES, THEY HAD SECRET COMPARTMENTS. >> HMM.
>>
COMPARTMENTS. >> HMM. >> YOU WOULD LIFT THESE
DIVIDERS.
IN
>> YOU WOULD LIFT THESE DIVIDERS. IN FACT, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MAY
BE
DIVIDERS. IN FACT, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE THE ONE RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S
IN FACT, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE THE ONE RIGHT HERE. THERE'S YOUR SECRET COMPARTMENT.
>>
BE THE ONE RIGHT HERE. THERE'S YOUR SECRET COMPARTMENT. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA,
THERE'S YOUR SECRET COMPARTMENT. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
>>
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> THERE'S DRAWERS.
>>
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> THERE'S DRAWERS. >> WELL, OPEN 'EM.
>>
>> THERE'S DRAWERS. >> WELL, OPEN 'EM. >> HOLY CRAPOLA.
OH,
>> WELL, OPEN 'EM. >> HOLY CRAPOLA. OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> HOLY CRAPOLA. OH, MY GOD. >> CHA-CHING.
>>
OH, MY GOD. >> CHA-CHING. >> WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S
>> CHA-CHING. >> WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S A GOLD COIN.
OH,
>> WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S A GOLD COIN. OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
THAT'S A GOLD COIN. OH, MY GOD. THERE'S 2 GRAND, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
OH, MY GOD. THERE'S 2 GRAND, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A KRUGERRAND.
>>
THERE'S 2 GRAND, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A KRUGERRAND. >> THAT'S A HECK OF A FIND.
>>
THAT'S A KRUGERRAND. >> THAT'S A HECK OF A FIND. >> HOLD ON.
THERE'S
>> THAT'S A HECK OF A FIND. >> HOLD ON. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE IN HERE.
OOH,
>> HOLD ON. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE IN HERE. OOH, YES.
LOOK
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE IN HERE. OOH, YES. LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT
OOH, YES. LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS THAT?
>>
LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S A $5 GOLD PIECE,
RIGHT
WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S A $5 GOLD PIECE, RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A $5 GOLD PIECE, RIGHT THERE. >> OH, MAN, THIS IS THE BOX THAT
JUST
RIGHT THERE. >> OH, MAN, THIS IS THE BOX THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING.
>>
>> OH, MAN, THIS IS THE BOX THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING. >> THAT'S GRANDMA'S NECKLACE,
RIGHT
JUST KEEPS ON GIVING. >> THAT'S GRANDMA'S NECKLACE, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S GRANDMA'S NECKLACE, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A $10 GOLD PIECE.
>>
RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A $10 GOLD PIECE. >> WOW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND
THAT'S A $10 GOLD PIECE. >> WOW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. AND A GOLD HOUSING.
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S AT LEAST 18 KARAT.
>>
>> THAT'S AT LEAST 18 KARAT. >> I'M THINKING A LOT OF
DOLLARS,
>> I'M THINKING A LOT OF DOLLARS, RIGHT THERE.
>>
DOLLARS, RIGHT THERE. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> I THINK 4,000.
>>
>> I THINK 4,000. >> 4,000.
>>
>> 4,000. >> EASY. PLUS THE BOX.
THIS
>> EASY. PLUS THE BOX. THIS ONE'S PROBABLY IN THE $800
TO
THIS ONE'S PROBABLY IN THE $800 TO $900 RANGE.
>>
TO $900 RANGE. >> SO WE GOT $5,000 WORTH OF
STUFF
>> SO WE GOT $5,000 WORTH OF STUFF HERE.
>>
STUFF HERE. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> [laughs]
>>
>> GIVE
>> GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE ON THAT,
BUBBA
>> GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE ON THAT, BUBBA MAN.
>>
>> GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE ON THAT, BUBBA MAN. >> THAT WAS A LICK, RIGHT THERE.
>>
BUBBA MAN. >> THAT WAS A LICK, RIGHT THERE. >> THANK YOU, DOUG.
>>
>> THAT WAS A LICK, RIGHT THERE. >> THANK YOU, DOUG. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
>>
>> THANK YOU, DOUG. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. >> YOU MADE OUR DAY.
THIS
>> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. >> YOU MADE OUR DAY. THIS IS WHY WE DO IT, AND, UH,
DON'T
>> YOU MADE OUR DAY. THIS IS WHY WE DO IT, AND, UH, DON'T TELL JENNY ABOUT THIS.
MM-MM,
THIS IS WHY WE DO IT, AND, UH, DON'T TELL JENNY ABOUT THIS. MM-MM, WOULDN'T BE GOOD.
OKAY.
>>
MM-MM, WOULDN'T BE GOOD. OKAY. >> CHA-CHING.
>>
OKAY. >> CHA-CHING. >> CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING.
>>
>> HELL,
>>
>> WHAT?
THEY
>> WHAT? THEY FOUND $4,000 WORTH OF GOLD?
IN
THEY FOUND $4,000 WORTH OF GOLD? IN THAT LOCKER?
[groans]
THEY
[groans] THEY ARE...SUCH A-HOLES.
>>
THEY ARE...SUCH A-HOLES. >> narrator: THE WINNERS OF THE
SHOWDOWN
>> narrator: THE WINNERS OF THE SHOWDOWN IN PANTEGO WERE RICKY
AND
SHOWDOWN IN PANTEGO WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO FOUND A SECRET
STASH
AND BUBBA, WHO FOUND A SECRET STASH OF SERIOUS COIN FOR A
PROFIT
STASH OF SERIOUS COIN FOR A PROFIT OF $5,230.
VICTOR
PROFIT OF $5,230. VICTOR DUG UP SOME OLD FARMER'S
ALMANACS FOR
VICTOR DUG UP SOME OLD FARMER'S ALMANACS FOR A $330 PROFIT.
JENNY'S
ALMANACS FOR A $330 PROFIT. JENNY'S PLAN IN PANTEGO DIDN'T
PAN
JENNY'S PLAN IN PANTEGO DIDN'T PAN OUT, WHILE MARY AND MOE LOST
100
PAN OUT, WHILE MARY AND MOE LOST 100 BUCKS WITH THEIR HAIR SALON
UNIT,
100 BUCKS WITH THEIR HAIR SALON UNIT, BUT MOE STILL EARNED A
BRONZE.
>>
>> MAN,
>> MAN, I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT
NOW.
I'VE
>> MAN, I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. I'VE SEEN TIMES WHEN I WISH I'DA
HAD
NOW. I'VE SEEN TIMES WHEN I WISH I'DA HAD AN EXTRA ROLL OF THIS IN MY
PICKUP.
>>
HAD AN EXTRA ROLL OF THIS IN MY PICKUP. >> THAT'S GONNA SAVE THE
WAREHOUSE
PICKUP. >> THAT'S GONNA SAVE THE WAREHOUSE SOME MONEY.
>>
>> GONNA
>> GONNA SAVE US FROM HAVING TO
USE
>> GONNA SAVE US FROM HAVING TO USE THE DAMN COB TOO.
>>
USE THE DAMN COB TOO. >> COB?
>>
>> COB? >> I'VE BEEN IN A PASTURE.
SOMETIMES
>> I'VE BEEN IN A PASTURE. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO USE A
STICK
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO USE A STICK OR A ROCK.
>>
STICK OR A ROCK. >> YOU USED A ROCK?
>>
>> YOU USED A ROCK? >> YEAH, A RIVER ROCK'S SMOOTH.
THEY
>> YEAH, A RIVER ROCK'S SMOOTH. THEY DON'T DRAG TOO HARD.
>>
THEY DON'T DRAG TOO HARD. >> DON'T USE A ROCK.
>>
>> DON'T USE A ROCK. >> WELL, IT'S BETTER THAT THAN
THE
>> WELL, IT'S BETTER THAT THAN THE ALTERNATIVE.
>>
THE ALTERNATIVE. >> WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE?
>>
>> WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? >> HAVE A DIRTY ASS.
>>
>> HAVE A DIRTY ASS. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU JUST AIN'T BEEN