>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
[whip
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks]
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
[whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> GOTTA TURN ON THE CHARM
TODAY.
>>
>> GOTTA TURN ON THE CHARM TODAY. >> JENNY'S GONNA TRY TO CHARM
US?
>>
>> JENNY'S GONNA TRY TO CHARM US? >> HE'S LOOKING GOOD.
>>
US? >> HE'S LOOKING GOOD. >> GOOD LUCK.
MAYBE
>> HE'S LOOKING GOOD. >> GOOD LUCK. MAYBE TODAY WE DON'T LET HER
GET
>> GOOD LUCK. MAYBE TODAY WE DON'T LET HER GET A UNIT.
>>
MAYBE TODAY WE DON'T LET HER GET A UNIT. >> MARY NEEDS MONEY TO HIRE
SOMEBODY.
>>
>> MARY NEEDS MONEY TO HIRE SOMEBODY. >> I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING
MYSELF.
>>
>> I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING MYSELF. >> WE NEED TO SCORE BIG TODAY.
>>
MYSELF. >> WE NEED TO SCORE BIG TODAY. >> TRASH, MOE.
OH,
>> WE NEED TO SCORE BIG TODAY. >> TRASH, MOE. OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> TRASH, MOE. OH, MY GOD. >> TRASH.
>>
OH, MY GOD. >> TRASH. >> OOH, DOGGIES.
>>
>> TRASH. >> OOH, DOGGIES. >> YOU BROUGHT SOME GOOD STUFF
TODAY.
THIS
>> YOU BROUGHT SOME GOOD STUFF TODAY. THIS IS ONE OF OUR BEST-SELLING
BRANDS
TODAY. THIS IS ONE OF OUR BEST-SELLING BRANDS AND ONE OF THE BEST IN
THE
THIS IS ONE OF OUR BEST-SELLING BRANDS AND ONE OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.
>>
BRANDS AND ONE OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. >> BOOM.
[bluesy
THE BUSINESS. >> BOOM. [bluesy rock music]
♪
>> BOOM. [bluesy rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. >> WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT
WE
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
>>
WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA! >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING
>> WHOA! >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
♪
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
[train
>> AND IT'S SOLD! [train whistle blares]
TODAY
[train whistle blares] TODAY WE'RE IN WAXAHACHIE,
TEXAS.
WAXAHACHIE.
IT
WAXAHACHIE. IT JUST ROLLS OFF THE LIPS,
DOESN'T
WAXAHACHIE. IT JUST ROLLS OFF THE LIPS, DOESN'T IT?
BUT
IT JUST ROLLS OFF THE LIPS, DOESN'T IT? BUT OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE
TO
DOESN'T IT? BUT OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE TO PAY IT LIP SERVICE.
THEY'RE
BUT OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE TO PAY IT LIP SERVICE. THEY'RE HERE TO BUST SOME LOCKS
AND
TO PAY IT LIP SERVICE. THEY'RE HERE TO BUST SOME LOCKS AND BUY SOME LOCKERS.
WAXAHACHIE,
THEY'RE HERE TO BUST SOME LOCKS AND BUY SOME LOCKERS. WAXAHACHIE, HERE WE COME.
YEE-HAW!
>>
WAXAHACHIE, HERE WE COME. YEE-HAW! >> MARY, YOU'RE QUIET.
WHAT'S
YEE-HAW! >> MARY, YOU'RE QUIET. WHAT'S COOKING?
>>
>> MARY, YOU'RE QUIET. WHAT'S COOKING? >> I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND.
>>
WHAT'S COOKING? >> I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND. >> OKAY.
>>
>> I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND. >> OKAY. >> I MEAN, JUST THE SHOP.
I'VE
>> OKAY. >> I MEAN, JUST THE SHOP. I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING
MYSELF.
YOU
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING MYSELF. YOU SAW IT.
IT'S
MYSELF. YOU SAW IT. IT'S A WRECKAGE.
SO
YOU SAW IT. IT'S A WRECKAGE. SO MY SHOP ISN'T EVEN A SHOP
ANYMORE.
IT'S
SO MY SHOP ISN'T EVEN A SHOP ANYMORE. IT'S A STUDIO, PRETTY MUCH.
I
I THINK
I THINK MAYBE I HAVE S.W.A.D.S.
STORAGE
STORAGE WARS ATTENTION DEFICIT
SYNDROME.
[laughs]
>>
SYNDROME. [laughs] >> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
>>
[laughs] >> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? >> MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN
HIRE
>> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? >> MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HIRE SOME HELP.
>>
>> MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HIRE SOME HELP. >> ALL WE NEED IS A CARETAKER.
>>
HIRE SOME HELP. >> ALL WE NEED IS A CARETAKER. >> YEAH.
>>
>> WE
>> WE NEED TO SCORE BIG TODAY.
MARY
MARY NEEDS MONEY TO HIRE
SOMEBODY,
MARY NEEDS MONEY TO HIRE SOMEBODY, AND I'M GONNA HELP HER
GET
MARY NEEDS MONEY TO HIRE SOMEBODY, AND I'M GONNA HELP HER GET IT.
>>
SOMEBODY, AND I'M GONNA HELP HER GET IT. >> YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T REALLY
EXPERIENCED
GET IT. >> YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T REALLY EXPERIENCED A LOSING STREAK
LIKE
>> YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T REALLY EXPERIENCED A LOSING STREAK LIKE THIS IN A WHILE.
IT
EXPERIENCED A LOSING STREAK LIKE THIS IN A WHILE. IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.
I
LIKE THIS IN A WHILE. IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT. I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS
HEAVY
IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT. I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS HEAVY TODAY.
I
I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS HEAVY TODAY. I DON'T KNOW, I THINK BUBBA'S
LUCKY
HEAVY TODAY. I DON'T KNOW, I THINK BUBBA'S LUCKY HAT BROUGHT ME SOME BAD
LUCK.
THIS
LUCKY HAT BROUGHT ME SOME BAD LUCK. THIS IS WORTH NOTHING.
CALL
LUCK. THIS IS WORTH NOTHING. CALL IT KARMA.
CALL
THIS IS WORTH NOTHING. CALL IT KARMA. CALL IT BAD LUCK.
I'M
CALL IT KARMA. CALL IT BAD LUCK. I'M NOT A LOSER.
I
CALL IT BAD LUCK. I'M NOT A LOSER. I DON'T EXPERIENCE LOSING
STREAKS.
SO
I DON'T EXPERIENCE LOSING STREAKS. SO TODAY, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS,
I
STREAKS. SO TODAY, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, I HAVE TO LEAVE WITH A LOCKER.
>>
SO TODAY, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, I HAVE TO LEAVE WITH A LOCKER. >> WE'RE OBVIOUSLY IN
WAXAHACHIE
I HAVE TO LEAVE WITH A LOCKER. >> WE'RE OBVIOUSLY IN WAXAHACHIE TODAY.
THIS
>> WE'RE OBVIOUSLY IN WAXAHACHIE TODAY. THIS IS THE DOWNTOWN SQUARE.
CUTE
WAXAHACHIE TODAY. THIS IS THE DOWNTOWN SQUARE. CUTE LITTLE ANTIQUE STORES,
WHICH
THIS IS THE DOWNTOWN SQUARE. CUTE LITTLE ANTIQUE STORES, WHICH MEANS THERE COULD BE
ANTIQUES
CUTE LITTLE ANTIQUE STORES, WHICH MEANS THERE COULD BE ANTIQUES IN THESE UNITS.
IF
IF I
IF I COULD JUST KEEP BIG AND
BIGGER
IF I COULD JUST KEEP BIG AND BIGGER AWAY, THIS COULD BE A
GOOD
BIGGER AWAY, THIS COULD BE A GOOD DAY.
GOTTA
GOTTA TURN ON THE CHARM TODAY.
HUBBA,
GOTTA TURN ON THE CHARM TODAY. HUBBA, BUBBA.
>>
GOTTA TURN ON THE CHARM TODAY. HUBBA, BUBBA. >> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>>
HUBBA, BUBBA. >> HEY, WHAT'S UP? >> I LIKE THAT SHIRT ON YOU.
>>
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP? >> I LIKE THAT SHIRT ON YOU. >> THANK YOU.
I
>> I LIKE THAT SHIRT ON YOU. >> THANK YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SPECIAL OR
JUST
>> THANK YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SPECIAL OR JUST IN LINE.
>>
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SPECIAL OR JUST IN LINE. >> I GOT MY EYES ON THIS GUY
WITH
JUST IN LINE. >> I GOT MY EYES ON THIS GUY WITH THE TUXEDO SHIRT TODAY.
SEXY,
>> I GOT MY EYES ON THIS GUY WITH THE TUXEDO SHIRT TODAY. SEXY, AND I KNOW IT.
THAT'S
WITH THE TUXEDO SHIRT TODAY. SEXY, AND I KNOW IT. THAT'S SO HOT.
>>
SEXY, AND I KNOW IT. THAT'S SO HOT. >> WHAT IF ME AND BUBBA WORE
ONE?
>>
>> JENNY'S GONNA TRY AND CHARM
US?
[magical
[magical chime]
>>
[magical chime] >> HE'S LOOKING GOOD.
>>
[magical chime] >> HE'S LOOKING GOOD. >> GOOD LUCK.
I
>> HE'S LOOKING GOOD. >> GOOD LUCK. I THINK THAT MAYBE TODAY WE
DON'T
>> GOOD LUCK. I THINK THAT MAYBE TODAY WE DON'T LET HER GET A UNIT.
YOU'VE
I THINK THAT MAYBE TODAY WE DON'T LET HER GET A UNIT. YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT TOO
NICE
DON'T LET HER GET A UNIT. YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT TOO NICE TO HER.
PROVE
YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT TOO NICE TO HER. PROVE TO ME TODAY THAT YOU'RE
NOT
NICE TO HER. PROVE TO ME TODAY THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING SOFT.
CAN
PROVE TO ME TODAY THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING SOFT. CAN YOU DO THAT?
>>
NOT GETTING SOFT. CAN YOU DO THAT? >> I'LL TRY MY BEST.
>>
CAN YOU DO THAT? >> I'LL TRY MY BEST. >> [laughs]
[railroad
>> I'LL TRY MY BEST. >> [laughs] [railroad crossing bell ringing]
>>
>> [laughs] [railroad crossing bell ringing] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
[railroad crossing bell ringing] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
WE'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
PLEASE
NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH, LET'S GO!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH, LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
[indistinct
>> YEAH, LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! [indistinct chatter] >> MOE, THERE'S SOME TREASURES
BACK
[indistinct chatter] >> MOE, THERE'S SOME TREASURES BACK THERE.
>>
>> MOE, THERE'S SOME TREASURES BACK THERE. >> THIS IS A SLIPPER CHAIR.
>>
BACK THERE. >> THIS IS A SLIPPER CHAIR. >> MOE, WE'RE GETTING THIS.
FIRST
>> THIS IS A SLIPPER CHAIR. >> MOE, WE'RE GETTING THIS. FIRST STEP TOWARDS HIRING A
HELPER
>> MOE, WE'RE GETTING THIS. FIRST STEP TOWARDS HIRING A HELPER IS GETTING THIS LOCKER.
>>
FIRST STEP TOWARDS HIRING A HELPER IS GETTING THIS LOCKER. >> [foreign accent] OH, THAT'S
"EENTERESTING".
THIS
>> [foreign accent] OH, THAT'S "EENTERESTING". THIS LOCKER'S BEEN PUT UP IN
HERE
"EENTERESTING". THIS LOCKER'S BEEN PUT UP IN HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
I
THIS LOCKER'S BEEN PUT UP IN HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. I SEE COBWEBS AND MID-CENTURY
FURNITURE.
I'M
I SEE COBWEBS AND MID-CENTURY FURNITURE. I'M BUYING.
>>
FURNITURE. I'M BUYING. >> NEW BOOTS.
THERE'S
I'M BUYING. >> NEW BOOTS. THERE'S A COUPLE ANTIQUE WOODEN
LAMPS.
OLD-SCHOOL
THERE'S A COUPLE ANTIQUE WOODEN LAMPS. OLD-SCHOOL CHAIRS.
THERE'S
LAMPS. OLD-SCHOOL CHAIRS. THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING
BEHIND
OLD-SCHOOL CHAIRS. THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING BEHIND THIS MATTRESS, 'CAUSE
THEY'RE
THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING BEHIND THIS MATTRESS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT FLUSH.
THIS
BEHIND THIS MATTRESS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT FLUSH. THIS IS COOL OLD STUFF.
>>
THEY'RE NOT FLUSH. THIS IS COOL OLD STUFF. >> I LIKE THAT WATER COOLER, BUT
I
THIS IS COOL OLD STUFF. >> I LIKE THAT WATER COOLER, BUT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN
HERE.
>>
I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN HERE. >> WE'RE OUT.
BUT
BUT EVERYBODY GOES GAGA OVER
THIS
BUT EVERYBODY GOES GAGA OVER THIS MID-CENTURY STUFF.
SO
THIS MID-CENTURY STUFF. SO I THINK I'LL HELP THEM SPEND
THEIR
SO I THINK I'LL HELP THEM SPEND THEIR MONEY.
>>
THEIR MONEY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT AT 100?
WE
GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT AT 100? WE GOT 100 HERE FIRST, NOW 200.
>>
WE GOT 100 HERE FIRST, NOW 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 200, 300, NOW 400.
WE
>> NOW 200, 300, NOW 400. WE GET 400? LET'S DO IT.
>>
WE GET 400? LET'S DO IT. >> 350.
>>
>> 350. >> I HAVE 350, NOW 400.
>>
>> I HAVE 350, NOW 400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 450. WANNA GIVE 450?
NOW
>> NOW 450. WANNA GIVE 450? NOW 500. WOULD YOU GIVE 500?
>>
NOW 500. WOULD YOU GIVE 500? >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> NOW 550.
>>
>> NOW 550. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 550, NOW 600.
>>
>> 550, NOW 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 650.
650
>> NOW 650. 650 GOING ONCE...
650
650 GOING ONCE... 650 GOING TWICE...
>>
650 GOING TWICE... >> SORRY.
>>
>> SORRY. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $600.
$600.
>>
$600. >> HOPE WE DIDN'T OVERPAY,
'CAUSE
>> HOPE WE DIDN'T OVERPAY, 'CAUSE I NEED
>>
>> BOY,
>> BOY, LOTS OF WROUGHT IRON.
>>
>> BOY, LOTS OF WROUGHT IRON. >> CHAIRS.
>>
>> BOY, LOTS OF WROUGHT IRON. >> CHAIRS. >> I'M DIGGING THE TABLE MORE--
>>
>> CHAIRS. >> I'M DIGGING THE TABLE MORE-- >> YEAH, THE TABLE'S AWESOME.
JENNY'S
>> I'M DIGGING THE TABLE MORE-- >> YEAH, THE TABLE'S AWESOME. JENNY'S GONNA WANT THIS.
BUT
>> YEAH, THE TABLE'S AWESOME. JENNY'S GONNA WANT THIS. BUT I BET WE'RE GONNA WANT IT
MORE.
>>
BUT I BET WE'RE GONNA WANT IT MORE. >> ALL RIGHT, THERE'S SOME
REALLY
MORE. >> ALL RIGHT, THERE'S SOME REALLY AMAZING FURNITURE IN
HERE.
LOOKS
REALLY AMAZING FURNITURE IN HERE. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT AN ENTIRE
SET,
HERE. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT AN ENTIRE SET, A COFFEE TABLE, DINING
TABLE,
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT AN ENTIRE SET, A COFFEE TABLE, DINING TABLE, AND CHAIRS.
THESE
SET, A COFFEE TABLE, DINING TABLE, AND CHAIRS. THESE WILL BE REALLY CUTE ONCE
THEY'RE
TABLE, AND CHAIRS. THESE WILL BE REALLY CUTE ONCE THEY'RE PAINTED.
I
THESE WILL BE REALLY CUTE ONCE THEY'RE PAINTED. I GOT A POCKET FULL OF MONEY,
AND
THEY'RE PAINTED. I GOT A POCKET FULL OF MONEY, AND I'M GONNA SPEND IT.
THIS
I GOT A POCKET FULL OF MONEY, AND I'M GONNA SPEND IT. THIS LOCKER IS MINE.
>>
AND I'M GONNA SPEND IT. THIS LOCKER IS MINE. >> THE ONLY BIG SCORE HERE
IS
THIS LOCKER IS MINE. >> THE ONLY BIG SCORE HERE IS THIS TABLE.
THAT
>> THE ONLY BIG SCORE HERE IS THIS TABLE. THAT REFINISHED--REALLY
BEAUTIFUL.
>>
THAT REFINISHED--REALLY BEAUTIFUL. >> I LIKE IT JUST HOW IT IS.
>>
BEAUTIFUL. >> I LIKE IT JUST HOW IT IS. >> THIS BIG TABLE COULD BE
MARY'S
>> I LIKE IT JUST HOW IT IS. >> THIS BIG TABLE COULD BE MARY'S BIG TICKET.
>>
>> THIS BIG TABLE COULD BE MARY'S BIG TICKET. >> I LIKE THIS BUTCHER BLOCK.
I
MARY'S BIG TICKET. >> I LIKE THIS BUTCHER BLOCK. I SEE THE GLASS FOR ALL THE
TABLES,
>> I LIKE THIS BUTCHER BLOCK. I SEE THE GLASS FOR ALL THE TABLES, BUT THE BIG GLASS IS
COVERED.
IF
TABLES, BUT THE BIG GLASS IS COVERED. IF IT'S GOT ONE TINY LITTLE
CHIP
COVERED. IF IT'S GOT ONE TINY LITTLE CHIP IN IT, THAT RUINS THE WHOLE
LOCKER.
THE
THE ONLY
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A LOSING
STREAK
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A LOSING STREAK IS TO BE A PLAYER.
I'M
STREAK IS TO BE A PLAYER. I'M IN.
>>
I'M IN. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT 100?
GOT
GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT 100? GOT 100, NOW 200.
>>
GOT 100, NOW 200. >> 150.
>>
>> 150. >> 150, NOW 200.
>>
>> 150, NOW 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GOT 200, NOW 250.
250,
>> GOT 200, NOW 250. 250, NOW 300.
NOW
250, NOW 300. NOW 350. NOW 350.
NOW
NOW 350. NOW 350. NOW 400.
>>
NOW 400. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 400, NOW 450.
>>
>> 400, NOW 450. >> 425.
>>
>> 425. >> 425, 450, ANYBODY GIVE 450?
GOING
>> 425, 450, ANYBODY GIVE 450? GOING ONCE...
450
GOING ONCE... 450 GOING TWICE...
>>
450 GOING TWICE... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 450, NOW 475.
>>
>> 450, NOW 475. >> CRAP.
>>
>> CRAP. >> 475, AND 500.
ANYBODY
>> 475, AND 500. ANYBODY GIVE 500?
>>
ANYBODY GIVE 500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500, NOW 525. NOW 525.
>>
>> 500, NOW 525. NOW 525. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 525, NOW 550.
ANYBODY
>> 525, NOW 550. ANYBODY GIVE 550?
550
ANYBODY GIVE 550? 550 GOING ONCE...
550
550 GOING ONCE... 550 GOING TWICE...
I
550 GOING TWICE... I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $525.
$525,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $525. $525, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
$525, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND
LOCKERS.
[chuckles] SORRY, JENNY.
>>
[chuckles] SORRY, JENNY. >> GOOD JOB.
>>
[chuckles] SORRY, JENNY. >> GOOD JOB. >> HEY,
>>
>> THERE'S A GIGANTIC DESK BACK
THERE.
THE
>> THERE'S A GIGANTIC DESK BACK THERE. THE REST OF THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE
TRASH.
DAMN
THE REST OF THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE TRASH. DAMN YOU, RICKY AND BUBBA.
I
TRASH. DAMN YOU, RICKY AND BUBBA. I WANTED THE LAST LOCKER, NOT
THIS
DAMN YOU, RICKY AND BUBBA. I WANTED THE LAST LOCKER, NOT THIS ONE.
>>
I WANTED THE LAST LOCKER, NOT THIS ONE. >> THERE'S A DESK BACK HERE.
>>
THIS ONE. >> THERE'S A DESK BACK HERE. >> WOW, THAT THING'S HUGE.
>>
>> THERE'S A DESK BACK HERE. >> WOW, THAT THING'S HUGE. >> YEAH.
IT
>> WOW, THAT THING'S HUGE. >> YEAH. IT MIGHT BE A LAWYER'S DESK,
WITH
>> YEAH. IT MIGHT BE A LAWYER'S DESK, WITH DRAWERS ON BOTH SIDES.
AT
IT MIGHT BE A LAWYER'S DESK, WITH DRAWERS ON BOTH SIDES. AT LEAST $2,400.
>>
WITH DRAWERS ON BOTH SIDES. AT LEAST $2,400. >> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
A
AT LEAST $2,400. >> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR A DESK.
>>
>> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR A DESK. >> I HEAR EVERYBODY TALKING
ABOUT
A DESK. >> I HEAR EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT A BIG DESK, AND ALL I SEE
IS
>> I HEAR EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT A BIG DESK, AND ALL I SEE IS A PILE OF GARBAGE.
>>
ABOUT A BIG DESK, AND ALL I SEE IS A PILE OF GARBAGE. >> WHAT DO WE GOT?
>>
IS A PILE OF GARBAGE. >> WHAT DO WE GOT? >> FILES AND FILES AND FILES.
BUT
>> WHAT DO WE GOT? >> FILES AND FILES AND FILES. BUT I CAN'T SEE OVER THERE.
I
>> FILES AND FILES AND FILES. BUT I CAN'T SEE OVER THERE. I THINK THIS IS STUFF THAT CAME
OUT
BUT I CAN'T SEE OVER THERE. I THINK THIS IS STUFF THAT CAME OUT OF HIS OFFICE.
>>
I THINK THIS IS STUFF THAT CAME OUT OF HIS OFFICE. >> YEAH.
>>
OUT OF HIS OFFICE. >> YEAH. >> WE DON'T WANT IT.
WE'LL
>> YEAH. >> WE DON'T WANT IT. WE'LL JUST MAKE IT HARDER FOR
WHOEVER
>> WE DON'T WANT IT. WE'LL JUST MAKE IT HARDER FOR WHOEVER DOES.
IS
WE'LL JUST MAKE IT HARDER FOR WHOEVER DOES. IS THAT MEAN?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW 100.
100
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW 100. 100 THERE, NOW 200.
>>
100 THERE, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300, ANYBODY GIVE 300?
>>
>> NOW 300, ANYBODY GIVE 300? >> 250.
>>
>> 250. >> 250, WISH I'D HAVE THOUGHT OF
THAT--NOW
>> 250, WISH I'D HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT--NOW 300.
>>
THAT--NOW 300. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 350, 350 THERE, NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 350, 350 THERE, NOW 400. >> BID 'EM UP AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
THAT'S
>> BID 'EM UP AND MAKE 'EM PAY. THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> NOW 450, NOW 500. 550.
>>
>> NOW 450, NOW 500. 550. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I GOT IT, NOW 600.
NOW
>> I GOT IT, NOW 600. NOW 650, NOW 675.
SHE'S
NOW 650, NOW 675. SHE'S NOT QUITTING YET.
WANNA
SHE'S NOT QUITTING YET. WANNA BID 675?
MAKE
WANNA BID 675? MAKE HER QUIT. 675.
NOW
MAKE HER QUIT. 675. NOW 700, NOW 725.
>>
NOW 700, NOW 725. >> GO 800, AND YOU GOT IT.
>>
>> GO 800, AND YOU GOT IT. >> 725.
>>
>> 725. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> 800! HE DON'T WANT YOU BACK.
800
>> 800! HE DON'T WANT YOU BACK. 800 NOW.
>>
800 NOW. >> HIT HIM AGAIN.
>>
>> HIT HIM AGAIN. >> 825.
>>
>> 825. >> OOH, THAT WAS A KICK IN THE
TEETH.
>>
TEETH. >> I GOT 825, NOW 850.
I
>> I GOT 825, NOW 850. I GOT IT.
875
I GOT IT. 875 GOING ONCE...
>>
875 GOING ONCE... >> 850.
>>
>> 850. >> 875 GOING TWICE...
SOLD
>> 875 GOING TWICE... SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $850.
$850,
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $850. $850, WHOO!
>>
>> MOE,
>> MOE, DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW
YOU'RE
>> MOE, DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE OUT PLAYING AUCTION?
>>
>> MOE, DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE OUT PLAYING AUCTION? >> NO, BUT YOU JUST CALLED HER,
RIGHT?
>>
>> NO, BUT YOU JUST CALLED HER, RIGHT? >> [laughs]
>>
RIGHT? >> [laughs] >> SO TODAY, I WAS HERE WITH MY
TRUCK
>> [laughs] >> SO TODAY, I WAS HERE WITH MY TRUCK AND TRAILER.
I
>> SO TODAY, I WAS HERE WITH MY TRUCK AND TRAILER. I PLANNED ON FILLING THAT
TRAILER.
[sighs
I PLANNED ON FILLING THAT TRAILER. [sighs heavily]
AND
TRAILER. [sighs heavily] AND I COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT.
>>
[sighs heavily] AND I COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT. >> I JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN.
RICKY
AND I COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT. >> I JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN. RICKY AND BUBBA PUT THE BEAT
DOWN
>> I JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN. RICKY AND BUBBA PUT THE BEAT DOWN ON ME.
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I SPENT 1,450 ON
TWO
>> MARY AND I SPENT 1,450 ON TWO LOCKERS TODAY.
BUT
>> MARY AND I SPENT 1,450 ON TWO LOCKERS TODAY. BUT I GOT A FEELING WE'RE GONNA
MAKE
TWO LOCKERS TODAY. BUT I GOT A FEELING WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK IN SPADES.
THESE
BUT I GOT A FEELING WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK IN SPADES. THESE CHAIRS ARE COOL.
THERE'S
MAKE IT BACK IN SPADES. THESE CHAIRS ARE COOL. THERE'S A COUPLE OF THEM, YOU
KNOW?
>>
THERE'S A COUPLE OF THEM, YOU KNOW? >> I KNOW, THESE ARE AMAZING.
[grunts]
>>
>> I KNOW, THESE ARE AMAZING. [grunts] >> THAT'S THE SLIPPER CHAIR.
WAIT
[grunts] >> THAT'S THE SLIPPER CHAIR. WAIT A SECOND.
IT'S
>> THAT'S THE SLIPPER CHAIR. WAIT A SECOND. IT'S MADE BY KROEHLER.
AND
WAIT A SECOND. IT'S MADE BY KROEHLER. AND IT'S KNOWN FOR ITS EPIC
DESIGN.
IN
IN MY
IN MY GALLERY, 375.
HERE
IN MY GALLERY, 375. HERE IS A LOUNGE CHAIR.
GOOD
HERE IS A LOUNGE CHAIR. GOOD LINES.
THAT'S
GOOD LINES. THAT'S THE ORIGINAL FABRIC.
475.
>>
475. >> THIS STUFF LOOKS PRETTY IFFY.
[laughs]
I
[laughs] I HOPE MOE'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I
NEED
I HOPE MOE'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I NEED CASH.
>>
NEED CASH. >> OKAY, THERE'S YOUR MATE TO
THAT
>> OKAY, THERE'S YOUR MATE TO THAT CHAIR.
>>
THAT CHAIR. >> OH, JUST LITTLE SCHOOL
CHAIRS.
>>
CHAIRS. >> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET
MORE
>> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET MORE THAN $50 APIECE FOR 'EM.
WELL,
MORE THAN $50 APIECE FOR 'EM. WELL, LET'S JUST PULL IT.
>>
WELL, LET'S JUST PULL IT. >> OKAY.
UGH.
>> OKAY. UGH. IT'S JUST HARD TO SELL
A
UGH. IT'S JUST HARD TO SELL A SOFA.
>>
A SOFA. >> TELL ME.
>>
>> TELL ME. >> [bleep].
>>
>> [bleep]. >> SO YOUR PROFIT'S NOT GREAT.
WHAT
>> SO YOUR PROFIT'S NOT GREAT. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
WHAT
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? WHAT THE
WHAT
WHAT THE
WHAT THE HECK?
>>
WHAT THE HECK? >> WHAT IS IT?
>>
WHAT THE HECK? >> WHAT IS IT? >> THE DOLLS LOOK PORCELAIN.
>>
>> WHAT IS IT? >> THE DOLLS LOOK PORCELAIN. >> IT'S A LITTLE PIANO, MOE.
IT'S
>> THE DOLLS LOOK PORCELAIN. >> IT'S A LITTLE PIANO, MOE. IT'S SO CUTE.
[playing
>> IT'S A LITTLE PIANO, MOE. IT'S SO CUTE. [playing tinny music]
BAILEY'S
IT'S SO CUTE. [playing tinny music] BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO.
>>
[playing tinny music] BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO. >> PIANO, PATENT 1884.
[laughs]
BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO. >> PIANO, PATENT 1884. [laughs] IS THAT COOL?
>>
>> PIANO, PATENT 1884. [laughs] IS THAT COOL? >> I MEAN, IT'S COOL, MOE,
BUT,
[laughs] IS THAT COOL? >> I MEAN, IT'S COOL, MOE, BUT, I MEAN--
>>
>> I MEAN, IT'S COOL, MOE, BUT, I MEAN-- >> OH, MARY.
>>
BUT, I MEAN-- >> OH, MARY. >> IT'S WHATEVER.
>>
>> OH, MARY. >> IT'S WHATEVER. >> YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE THE
DATE.
I'M
>> YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE THE DATE. I'M GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
DATE. I'M GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> I NEED TO FOCUS ON BIG
PIECES,
I'M GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> I NEED TO FOCUS ON BIG PIECES, MOE.
>>
>> I NEED TO FOCUS ON BIG PIECES, MOE. >> [scoffs]
BYE.
MARY
>> [scoffs] BYE. MARY NEEDS TO LEARN.
SMALL
BYE. MARY NEEDS TO LEARN. SMALL PIECES CAN BRING BIG
MONEY.
LET'S
SMALL PIECES CAN BRING BIG MONEY. LET'S TAKE WHAT WE WANT.
>>
MONEY. LET'S TAKE WHAT WE WANT. >> OKAY.
>>
LET'S TAKE WHAT WE WANT. >> OKAY. >> LOAD THE REST OF THIS STUFF
UP.
I'M
>> LOAD THE REST OF THIS STUFF UP. I'M GONNA PUT THIS IN THE FRONT
SEAT.
SAFE.
>>
SEAT. SAFE. >> WELL, THIS IS A GOOD START.
BUT
SAFE. >> WELL, THIS IS A GOOD START. BUT I STILL NEED MORE MONEY TO
HIRE
>> WELL, THIS IS A GOOD START. BUT I STILL NEED MORE MONEY TO HIRE A HELPER.
SO
BUT I STILL NEED MORE MONEY TO HIRE A HELPER. SO THIS SECOND LOCKER BETTER BE
BETTER.
[laughs]
UGH.
>>
[laughs] UGH. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
UGH. >> OH, MY GOSH. >> WE GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS
TRASH
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> WE GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS TRASH TO GET THROUGH THE
TREASURES,
>> WE GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS TRASH TO GET THROUGH THE TREASURES, MOE.
>>
TRASH TO GET THROUGH THE TREASURES, MOE. >> IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN
USE
TREASURES, MOE. >> IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN USE THAT AS A CHAIR.
>>
>> IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN USE THAT AS A CHAIR. >> WHAT?
[laughs]
>>
>> WHAT? [laughs] >> OH, THAT'S GOOD.
>>
[laughs] >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. >> [spits]
[coughs]
WE
>> [spits] [coughs] WE GOTTA GET THROUGH ALL THIS
TRASH--
>>
WE GOTTA GET THROUGH ALL THIS TRASH-- >> OH, LOOK, WE GOT OUR OWN
SNACK
TRASH-- >> OH, LOOK, WE GOT OUR OWN SNACK TRAY.
YOU
>> OH, LOOK, WE GOT OUR OWN SNACK TRAY. YOU WANT ANY SNACKS IN HERE?
>>
SNACK TRAY. YOU WANT ANY SNACKS IN HERE? >> NO.
TRASH,
YOU WANT ANY SNACKS IN HERE? >> NO. TRASH, MOE.
>>
>> NO. TRASH, MOE. >> OKAY.
>>
TRASH, MOE. >> OKAY. >> [grunts]
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS A GOOD WHEELBARROW.
THIS
>> THIS IS A GOOD WHEELBARROW. THIS IS 40 BUCKS.
YOU
THIS IS 40 BUCKS. YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?
>>
YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE? >> NAH.
WE
>> NAH. WE GOTTA GET TO THE GOODS, MOE.
[sighs]
WE GOTTA GET TO THE GOODS, MOE. [sighs] LOOK AT ALL THIS
PAPERWORK.
>>
PAPERWORK. >> I KNOW.
MARY,
>> I KNOW. MARY, THIS GUY WAS AN ATTORNEY.
THAT'S
MARY, THIS GUY WAS AN ATTORNEY. THAT'S HIS BAG.
>>
THAT'S HIS BAG. >> HE'S A WHAT? AN ATTORNEY?
>>
>> HE'S A WHAT? AN ATTORNEY? >> HERE'S ALL HIS DOCUMENTS.
I
>> HERE'S ALL HIS DOCUMENTS. I LIKE THIS BOX.
>>
I LIKE THIS BOX. >> MOE!
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU WANT ONE?
>>
>> YOU WANT ONE? >> NO.
>>
>> YOU WANT ONE? >> NO. >> YOU DON'T LIKE CIGARS?
>>
>> NO. >> YOU DON'T LIKE CIGARS? >> NO.
HAS
>> NO. >> YOU DON'T LIKE CIGARS? >> NO. HAS THAT BEEN USED?
>>
>> YOU DON'T LIKE CIGARS? >> NO. HAS THAT BEEN USED? >> NO!
>>
>> NO. HAS THAT BEEN USED? >> NO! >> [laughs]
BUT
>> NO! >> [laughs] BUT YOU HAD TO DOUBLE-CHECK IT.
>>
>> [laughs] NO, I LOOKED BEFORE.
WE'RE
>> [laughs] NO, I LOOKED BEFORE. WE'RE GONNA SELL THOSE TABLES.
>>
WE'RE GONNA SELL THOSE TABLES. >> WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WERE
MATCHING,
>> WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WERE MATCHING, MOE, BUT, I MEAN,
THEY'RE
MATCHING, MOE, BUT, I MEAN, THEY'RE THE SAME STYLE.
>>
THEY'RE THE SAME STYLE. >> WE CAN GET $75 FOR BOTH OF
THEM.
WE
THEM. WE GOT SOME BOOKS.
LET'S
WE GOT SOME BOOKS. LET'S SEE.
OH, GHOST. I
LET'S SEE. OH, GHOST. I LOVE THAT.
>>
OH, GHOST. I LOVE THAT. >> MOE, RIDICULOUS.
>>
>> MOE, RIDICULOUS. >> THAT'S THE BEST MUSICAL.
>>
>> THAT'S THE BEST MUSICAL. >> OKAY, WHILE YOU'RE DOING
THAT,
>> OKAY, WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, WE'VE GOTTA START PUTTING
IT
THAT, WE'VE GOTTA START PUTTING IT IN TRASH BAGS, MOE.
POP
POP IT
POP IT IN
POP IT IN HERE.
OKAY?
[laughs]
>> THE
OKAY? [laughs] >> THE MAGIC CARPET?
>>
[laughs] >> THE MAGIC CARPET? >> OH, MY GOD, GETTING TO THE
GOODS
>> THE MAGIC CARPET? >> OH, MY GOD, GETTING TO THE GOODS NOW.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, GETTING TO THE GOODS NOW. >> ARE YOU AT THE GOOD STUFF
YET?
>>
>> ARE YOU AT THE GOOD STUFF YET? >> YES.
[laughs]
YET? >> YES. [laughs] MOE.
>>
>> YES. [laughs] MOE. >> WHAT?
>>
[laughs] MOE. >> WHAT? >> [grunts]
[laughs]
>>
>> [grunts] [laughs] >> DON'T BREAK IT.
>>
[laughs] >> DON'T BREAK IT. >> I'M NOT, BUT IT'S--
OH!
>>
>> I'M NOT, BUT IT'S-- OH! >> OHH...
>>
OH! >> OHH... >> OH, MY GOD, MOE.
>>
>> OHH... >> OH, MY GOD, MOE. >> LOOK AT THIS.
NO
>> OH, MY GOD, MOE. >> LOOK AT THIS. NO WONDER IT WAS SO HEAVY.
>>
>> LOOK AT THIS. NO WONDER IT WAS SO HEAVY. >> SOME SORT OF PRESSING THING.
YOU
NO WONDER IT WAS SO HEAVY. >> SOME SORT OF PRESSING THING. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR?
IT'S
>> SOME SORT OF PRESSING THING. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR? IT'S TO GET THROUGH LEATHER...
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR? IT'S TO GET THROUGH LEATHER... >> YEAH, LEATHER.
>>
IT'S TO GET THROUGH LEATHER... >> YEAH, LEATHER. >> 'CAUSE IT'S SO HARD.
>>
>> YEAH, LEATHER. >> 'CAUSE IT'S SO HARD. >> RIGHT. THIS IS WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
I
>> RIGHT. THIS IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. I LOVE IT.
>>
MONEY. I LOVE IT. >> MOE, I WANT TO TAKE THIS
SOMEWHERE.
WE
>> MOE, I WANT TO TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE. WE DID SOMEWHAT OF A DENT.
MOE,
SOMEWHERE. WE DID SOMEWHAT OF A DENT. MOE, LET'S LOOK AT THIS TABLE.
>>
WE DID SOMEWHAT OF A DENT. MOE, LET'S LOOK AT THIS TABLE. >> OKAY.
>>
MOE, LET'S LOOK AT THIS TABLE. >> OKAY. >> UM...
LOOK
>> OKAY. >> UM... LOOK AT THIS ON THE SIDES OF IT,
MOE.
YOU
LOOK AT THIS ON THE SIDES OF IT, MOE. YOU SEE THIS ORNATENESS?
>>
MOE. YOU SEE THIS ORNATENESS? >> IT'S A REPRODUCTION.
IT'S
YOU SEE THIS ORNATENESS? >> IT'S A REPRODUCTION. IT'S NOT NEW.
BUT
BUT IT
BUT IT HAS VALUE.
$450?
>>
$450? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT
DESK.
LET'S
DESK. LET'S CLEAR THOSE BOXES.
TRASH.
>>
TRASH. >> LOOK AT THIS WOOD THAT IT'S
CRAFTED
>> LOOK AT THIS WOOD THAT IT'S CRAFTED WITH, MOE.
>>
CRAFTED WITH, MOE. >> YEAH, THIS IS AN OLD DESK.
IT'S
>> YEAH, THIS IS AN OLD DESK. IT'S ALL MITERED.
THERE'S
IT'S ALL MITERED. THERE'S NO SCREWS, NOTHING.
>>
THERE'S NO SCREWS, NOTHING. >> THIS IS COOL.
>>
>> THIS IS COOL. >> THIS GUY WAS A CLASSY
ATTORNEY.
THIS
ATTORNEY. THIS IS GOOD FURNITURE.
THIS
THIS IS GOOD FURNITURE. THIS DESK IS $2,000.
SO
THIS DESK IS $2,000. SO YOU GOT 150 FOR THE TWO
CHAIRS.
YOU
CHAIRS. YOU GOT THIS LITTLE SIDE TABLE
HERE,
YOU GOT THIS LITTLE SIDE TABLE HERE, 50 BUCKS.
>>
HERE, 50 BUCKS. >> THE LEATHER PRESS--
LEATHERWORKING
>> THE LEATHER PRESS-- LEATHERWORKING THING.
>>
LEATHERWORKING THING. >> OH, I FORGOT THAT.
AND
>> OH, I FORGOT THAT. AND YOU STILL NEED TO GET THAT
LOOKED
AND YOU STILL NEED TO GET THAT LOOKED AT.
>>
>> WE'VE
>> WE'VE MADE OVER $2,000.
I
>> WE'VE MADE OVER $2,000. I STILL GOT MY LEATHER TOOL KIT
TO
>> WE'VE MADE OVER $2,000. I STILL GOT MY LEATHER TOOL KIT TO CHECK OUT, AND MOE HAS HIS
TOY
I STILL GOT MY LEATHER TOOL KIT TO CHECK OUT, AND MOE HAS HIS TOY PIANO THINGY.
HELP
TO CHECK OUT, AND MOE HAS HIS TOY PIANO THINGY. HELP MIGHT JUST BE ON THE WAY.
GOOD
TOY PIANO THINGY. HELP MIGHT JUST BE ON THE WAY. GOOD EYE,
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE
LOCKER
>> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I LIKE TO CALL THE
"UPTOWN
>> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I LIKE TO CALL THE "UPTOWN COUNTRY" LOCKER.
>>
LOCKER THAT I LIKE TO CALL THE "UPTOWN COUNTRY" LOCKER. >> OH, YEAH.
GOOD,
"UPTOWN COUNTRY" LOCKER. >> OH, YEAH. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
LET'S
>> OH, YEAH. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. LET'S MOVE THIS OUT, HUH?
>>
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. LET'S MOVE THIS OUT, HUH? >> OKAY.
>>
LET'S MOVE THIS OUT, HUH? >> OKAY. >> both: DAMN.
>>
>> OKAY. >> both: DAMN. >> THAT'S NOT TUBING.
THAT'S
>> both: DAMN. >> THAT'S NOT TUBING. THAT'S SOLID BAR.
[groans]
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A NICE LITTLE BIKE.
THAT
>> IT'S A NICE LITTLE BIKE. THAT LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 75 BUCKS.
>>
THAT LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 75 BUCKS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE BIKE
THAT'S
>> HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE BIKE THAT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU
ANYWHERE.
>>
ANYWHERE. >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. >> LET'S MOVE THIS TABLE.
>>
>> LET'S MOVE THIS TABLE. >> [grunts] GOD DANG.
THEY
>> [grunts] GOD DANG. THEY GOT IT WEDGED IN HERE.
[grunting
THEY GOT IT WEDGED IN HERE. [grunting and groaning]
>>
[grunting and groaning] >> I'M GOING DOWN.
>>
>> I'M GOING DOWN. >> ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S
>> ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MAPLE, BUB.
MAKE
THAT'S MAPLE, BUB. MAKE SOME GOOD BUTCHER BLOCKS
OUT
MAKE SOME GOOD BUTCHER BLOCKS OUT OF IT.
PRETTY
OUT OF IT. PRETTY GOOD VICE ON IT HERE TOO,
BUBBA.
AMERICAN
BUBBA. AMERICAN MADE. 25 BUCKS.
I
AMERICAN MADE. 25 BUCKS. I COULD SAND THESE DOWN AND CUT
'EM
I COULD SAND THESE DOWN AND CUT 'EM EVERY TWO FOOT AND GET ABOUT
$100,
'EM EVERY TWO FOOT AND GET ABOUT $100, $125 FOR EACH CUTTING
BOARD.
>>
BOARD. >> EVERY TWO?
>>
>> EVERY TWO? >> THAT'D BE 100, 200,
300,
>> THAT'D BE 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 BUCKS.
>>
300, 400, 500 BUCKS. >> WE JUST SPENT 525 ON THIS
LOCKER.
BOOM!
LOCKER. BOOM! GONNA MAKE IT BACK ON THE
TABLE
BOOM! GONNA MAKE IT BACK ON THE TABLE AND VICE BY ITSELF.
DAMN,
TABLE AND VICE BY ITSELF. DAMN, THAT'S A HELL OF A PIECE
OF
DAMN, THAT'S A HELL OF A PIECE OF GLASS.
SO,
OF GLASS. SO, TABLE--HOW MANY CHAIRS WE
GOT?
>>
GOT? >> SIX.
>>
>> SIX. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, 300?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, 300? >> 400.
>>
>> AND
>> AND THEN THE COFFEE AND TABLE
MATCH.
IS
>> AND THEN THE COFFEE AND TABLE MATCH. IS THAT A TABLE LEG?
>>
MATCH. IS THAT A TABLE LEG? >> NO.
LET'S
IS THAT A TABLE LEG? >> NO. LET'S LOOK. THIS UNSCREWS.
>>
>> NO. LET'S LOOK. THIS UNSCREWS. >> BIG CIGAR?
FLASHLIGHT?
>>
>> BIG CIGAR? FLASHLIGHT? >> OOH,
I
I KNOW
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
FLY
FLY RODS.
FLY RODS. OH, YEAH.
CATCH
FLY RODS. OH, YEAH. CATCH BAIT.
ORVIS.
AND
CATCH BAIT. ORVIS. AND THIS IS A R.I. WINSTON
ROD
ORVIS. AND THIS IS A R.I. WINSTON ROD COMPANY.
>>
AND THIS IS A R.I. WINSTON ROD COMPANY. >> IT'S LIGHT.
IT'S
ROD COMPANY. >> IT'S LIGHT. IT'S LIKE A FEATHER.
I'VE
>> IT'S LIGHT. IT'S LIKE A FEATHER. I'VE GOT A COUPLE FLY RODS.
THEY'RE
IT'S LIKE A FEATHER. I'VE GOT A COUPLE FLY RODS. THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE THIS.
THIS
I'VE GOT A COUPLE FLY RODS. THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE THIS. THIS IS LIKE THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF
FLY
THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE THIS. THIS IS LIKE THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF FLY RODS.
SO
THIS IS LIKE THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF FLY RODS. SO WHAT ARE THESE WORTH?
>>
FLY RODS. SO WHAT ARE THESE WORTH? >> 150 APIECE, MAYBE UP TO 500
APIECE.
I
>> 150 APIECE, MAYBE UP TO 500 APIECE. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
APIECE. I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU WANNA GET THESE CHECKED
OUT
I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU WANNA GET THESE CHECKED OUT SO WE KNOW EXACTLY, BEFORE
WE
>> YOU WANNA GET THESE CHECKED OUT SO WE KNOW EXACTLY, BEFORE WE TRY TO SELL 'EM AND GIVE THEM
AWAY?
>>
WE TRY TO SELL 'EM AND GIVE THEM AWAY? >> EXACTLY.
BIDDING
AWAY? >> EXACTLY. BIDDING ON LOCKERS IS A LOT LIKE
FISHING.
WITH
BIDDING ON LOCKERS IS A LOT LIKE FISHING. WITH THESE RODS, I'M PRETTY SURE
WE
FISHING. WITH THESE RODS, I'M PRETTY SURE WE GOT A KEEPER.
THESE
THESE TABLES WILL BRING 300.
>>
THESE TABLES WILL BRING 300. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND THE TREADMILL.
>>
AND THE TREADMILL. >> TREADMILL WILL BRING 50
BUCKS.
>>
BUCKS. >> THAT'LL BRING 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> THAT'LL BRING 100 BUCKS. >> WOULD IT BRING 100?
>>
>> WOULD IT BRING 100? >> IT'S ELECTRIC.
>>
>> IT'S ELECTRIC. >> OKAY.
WHAT'S--WHAT'S
>> OKAY. WHAT'S--WHAT'S MY EXERCISE BIKE
GONNA
WHAT'S--WHAT'S MY EXERCISE BIKE GONNA BRING?
IT'S
GONNA BRING? IT'S 50 BUCKS, ISN'T IT?
>>
IT'S 50 BUCKS, ISN'T IT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> [clicks tongue]
KNOCKED
>> [clicks tongue] KNOCKED HER OUT OF THE BALLPARK.
OKAY,
KNOCKED HER OUT OF THE BALLPARK. OKAY, LET'S LOAD THIS UP AND GET
ON
OKAY, LET'S LOAD THIS UP AND GET ON HOME.
[longhorn
[longhorn moos]
>>
[longhorn moos] >> I'M MEETING JERRY SHAW,
AND
[longhorn moos] >> I'M MEETING JERRY SHAW, AND HE'S A LEATHERWORKER.
HEY.
>>
AND HE'S A LEATHERWORKER. HEY. >> COME IN.
YOU
HEY. >> COME IN. YOU MUST BE MARY.
>>
>> COME IN. YOU MUST BE MARY. >> YEAH.
HE
YOU MUST BE MARY. >> YEAH. HE IS ONE OF THE TOP
SADDLEMAKERS
>> YEAH. HE IS ONE OF THE TOP SADDLEMAKERS IN TEXAS.
THIS
HE IS ONE OF THE TOP SADDLEMAKERS IN TEXAS. THIS COWBOY CAN TELL ME WHAT
THESE
SADDLEMAKERS IN TEXAS. THIS COWBOY CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE TOOLS ARE WORTH.
>>
THIS COWBOY CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE TOOLS ARE WORTH. >> WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>>
THESE TOOLS ARE WORTH. >> WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? >> SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
THIS
>> WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? >> SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. THIS THING LIFTS UP.
AND
>> SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. THIS THING LIFTS UP. AND THEN ALL THE DRAWERS ARE
FILLED
THIS THING LIFTS UP. AND THEN ALL THE DRAWERS ARE FILLED WITH TOOLS AND SUPPLIES.
>>
AND THEN ALL THE DRAWERS ARE FILLED WITH TOOLS AND SUPPLIES. >> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE IS A
GROUP
FILLED WITH TOOLS AND SUPPLIES. >> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE IS A GROUP OF LEATHER TOOLS THAT ARE
DESIGNED
>> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE IS A GROUP OF LEATHER TOOLS THAT ARE DESIGNED PRIMARILY FOR THE
AMATEUR
GROUP OF LEATHER TOOLS THAT ARE DESIGNED PRIMARILY FOR THE AMATEUR CRAFTSPERSON.
WE'LL
DESIGNED PRIMARILY FOR THE AMATEUR CRAFTSPERSON. WE'LL JUST USE A PIECE OF
LEATHER
AMATEUR CRAFTSPERSON. WE'LL JUST USE A PIECE OF LEATHER THAT I WAS WORKING WITH
HERE.
THIS
LEATHER THAT I WAS WORKING WITH HERE. THIS IS A CUTTING TOOL.
SAY
HERE. THIS IS A CUTTING TOOL. SAY IF WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A
PIECE
THIS IS A CUTTING TOOL. SAY IF WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A PIECE OF LEATHER, AND WE WERE
GOING
SAY IF WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A PIECE OF LEATHER, AND WE WERE GOING TO DO A DESIGN ON IT,
WE
PIECE OF LEATHER, AND WE WERE GOING TO DO A DESIGN ON IT, WE CAN CUT FLOWERS.
WE
GOING TO DO A DESIGN ON IT, WE CAN CUT FLOWERS. WE CAN CUT LETTERS OR WHATEVER.
>>
WE CAN CUT FLOWERS. WE CAN CUT LETTERS OR WHATEVER. >> CAN I TRY IT?
>>
WE CAN CUT LETTERS OR WHATEVER. >> CAN I TRY IT? >> OF COURSE YOU CAN TRY.
>>
>> CAN I TRY IT? >> OF COURSE YOU CAN TRY. >> NOW, ALL WE'RE DOING NOW IS
WE'RE
>> OF COURSE YOU CAN TRY. >> NOW, ALL WE'RE DOING NOW IS WE'RE MAKING THE OUTLINE THAT
WE'RE
>> NOW, ALL WE'RE DOING NOW IS WE'RE MAKING THE OUTLINE THAT WE'RE GOING TO DECORATE WITH
YOUR
WE'RE MAKING THE OUTLINE THAT WE'RE GOING TO DECORATE WITH YOUR TOOLS.
>>
WE'RE GOING TO DECORATE WITH YOUR TOOLS. >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,
WHAT
YOUR TOOLS. >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT
END
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT END OF THE SCALE WE'RE ON RIGHT
NOW,
>> I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT END OF THE SCALE WE'RE ON RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU ARE IN THE ONE
TO
END OF THE SCALE WE'RE ON RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU ARE IN THE ONE TO TEN BRACKET.
>>
NOW, BUT YOU ARE IN THE ONE TO TEN BRACKET. >> WOW. [laughs]
>>
TO TEN BRACKET. >> WOW. [laughs] >> OKAY, HERE'S A BEVELING
TOOL.
[mallet
>> OKAY, HERE'S A BEVELING TOOL. [mallet tapping]
>>
TOOL. [mallet tapping] >> HOW AM I DOING?
>>
[mallet tapping] >> HOW AM I DOING? >> CLEARLY NOT GOING TO PUT THIS
IN
>> HOW AM I DOING? >> CLEARLY NOT GOING TO PUT THIS IN A MUSEUM OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT,
>> CLEARLY NOT GOING TO PUT THIS IN A MUSEUM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, SO...
OKAY,
IN A MUSEUM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, SO... OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK
LIKE
THAT, SO... OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE ANYTHING BUT A FLOWER,
MARY.
WELL,
LIKE ANYTHING BUT A FLOWER, MARY. WELL, WE CAN ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE
IT'S
MARY. WELL, WE CAN ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE IT'S AN ALLIGATOR'S TAIL OR
SOMETHING
WELL, WE CAN ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE IT'S AN ALLIGATOR'S TAIL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
IT'S AN ALLIGATOR'S TAIL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> [laughs] YEAH.
>>
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> [laughs] YEAH. >> BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL LOVE IT.
YOU
>> [laughs] YEAH. >> BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A GREAT SET OF
TOOLS
>> BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A GREAT SET OF TOOLS HERE.
>>
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A GREAT SET OF TOOLS HERE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE
THING
TOOLS HERE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS WORTH?
>>
>> IF
>> IF WE
>> IF WE START ADDING UP THE
DIFFERENT
>> IF WE START ADDING UP THE DIFFERENT PIECES AND THE VALUE
OF
DIFFERENT PIECES AND THE VALUE OF EACH PIECE...
>>
OF EACH PIECE... >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE'RE LOOKING
AT
>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE'RE LOOKING AT $600.
>>
AT $600. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YEE-HAW!
LEATHER.
THANKS,
LEATHER. THANKS, JERRY.
>>
THANKS, JERRY. >> THANKS FOR COMING BY, MARY.
[old-timey
>> THANKS FOR COMING BY, MARY. [old-timey piano music]
>>
[old-timey piano music] >> MARY WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT THIS
MINI-PIANO,
>> MARY WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT THIS MINI-PIANO, BUT I THINK IT COULD
BE
MINI-PIANO, BUT I THINK IT COULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M TAKING IT TO P. WILLIAMS
PIANO
SO I'M TAKING IT TO P. WILLIAMS PIANO RESTORATION.
YOU
SO I'M TAKING IT TO P. WILLIAMS PIANO RESTORATION. YOU MUST BE LINDSEY.
>>
PIANO RESTORATION. YOU MUST BE LINDSEY. >> I AM INDEED.
AND
YOU MUST BE LINDSEY. >> I AM INDEED. AND YOU MUST BE MOE.
>>
>> I AM INDEED. AND YOU MUST BE MOE. >> THIS IS WHAT I CALLED YOU
ABOUT.
>>
>> THIS IS WHAT I CALLED YOU ABOUT. >> WELL, JUST BRING IT RIGHT ON
OVER
ABOUT. >> WELL, JUST BRING IT RIGHT ON OVER HERE.
SAYS
>> WELL, JUST BRING IT RIGHT ON OVER HERE. SAYS "BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO."
WHAT
OVER HERE. SAYS "BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO." WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS NOT
ACTUALLY
SAYS "BAILEY'S MIDGET PIANO." WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS NOT ACTUALLY A PIANO AT ALL.
>>
WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS NOT ACTUALLY A PIANO AT ALL. >> OH.
>>
ACTUALLY A PIANO AT ALL. >> OH. >> IT'S A TOY.
BECAUSE
>> OH. >> IT'S A TOY. BECAUSE A PIANO HAS STRINGS,
AND
>> IT'S A TOY. BECAUSE A PIANO HAS STRINGS, AND THIS HAS LITTLE METAL BARS.
SO
BECAUSE A PIANO HAS STRINGS, AND THIS HAS LITTLE METAL BARS. SO THIS ONE OPERATES MORE ALONG
THE
AND THIS HAS LITTLE METAL BARS. SO THIS ONE OPERATES MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A XYLOPHONE.
>>
SO THIS ONE OPERATES MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A XYLOPHONE. >> IT'S A TOY XYLOPHONE.
SOUNDS
THE LINES OF A XYLOPHONE. >> IT'S A TOY XYLOPHONE. SOUNDS LIKE A BUST.
>>
>> IT'S A TOY XYLOPHONE. SOUNDS LIKE A BUST. >> AND I CAN SEE THAT BY MOVING
SOME
SOUNDS LIKE A BUST. >> AND I CAN SEE THAT BY MOVING SOME OF THESE, IT CAUSES THE
LITTLE
>> AND I CAN SEE THAT BY MOVING SOME OF THESE, IT CAUSES THE LITTLE DANCERS TO MOVE AND SPIN
INSIDE
SOME OF THESE, IT CAUSES THE LITTLE DANCERS TO MOVE AND SPIN INSIDE THERE.
THAT'S
LITTLE DANCERS TO MOVE AND SPIN INSIDE THERE. THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
WELL,
INSIDE THERE. THAT'S REALLY CUTE. WELL, THESE FRONT LEGS HERE ARE
CAST
THAT'S REALLY CUTE. WELL, THESE FRONT LEGS HERE ARE CAST IRON, AND THE REST OF IT
APPEARS
WELL, THESE FRONT LEGS HERE ARE CAST IRON, AND THE REST OF IT APPEARS TO BE SOLID WOOD, AND
NOT
CAST IRON, AND THE REST OF IT APPEARS TO BE SOLID WOOD, AND NOT VENEERED.
THE
APPEARS TO BE SOLID WOOD, AND NOT VENEERED. THE FRONT, WHERE THE GEM LOGO
IS,
NOT VENEERED. THE FRONT, WHERE THE GEM LOGO IS, IS PAINTED TO HAVE THE
APPEARANCE
THE FRONT, WHERE THE GEM LOGO IS, IS PAINTED TO HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF ROSEWOOD, BUT IT'S
NOT
IS, IS PAINTED TO HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF ROSEWOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ROSEWOOD.
OF
APPEARANCE OF ROSEWOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ROSEWOOD. OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE,
BECAUSE
NOT ACTUALLY ROSEWOOD. OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE, BECAUSE THIS IS A CHILD'S TOY.
>>
OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE, BECAUSE THIS IS A CHILD'S TOY. >> AH.
>>
BECAUSE THIS IS A CHILD'S TOY. >> AH. >> IT'S IN A LITTLE BIT OF, UH,
ROUGH
>> AH. >> IT'S IN A LITTLE BIT OF, UH, ROUGH CONDITION, AS YOU CAN SEE.
BUT
>> IT'S IN A LITTLE BIT OF, UH, ROUGH CONDITION, AS YOU CAN SEE. BUT IT IS INDEED A VERY
COLLECTIBLE
ROUGH CONDITION, AS YOU CAN SEE. BUT IT IS INDEED A VERY COLLECTIBLE PIECE FOR, NUMBER
ONE,
BUT IT IS INDEED A VERY COLLECTIBLE PIECE FOR, NUMBER ONE, THE TOY ENTHUSIAST...
NUMBER
COLLECTIBLE PIECE FOR, NUMBER ONE, THE TOY ENTHUSIAST... NUMBER TWO, THE PIANO
ENTHUSIAST,
ONE, THE TOY ENTHUSIAST... NUMBER TWO, THE PIANO ENTHUSIAST, AND NUMBER THREE,
THE
NUMBER TWO, THE PIANO ENTHUSIAST, AND NUMBER THREE, THE WACKOS OUT THERE THAT JUST
LIKE
ENTHUSIAST, AND NUMBER THREE, THE WACKOS OUT THERE THAT JUST LIKE REALLY STRANGE NOVELTY
ITEMS.
>>
LIKE REALLY STRANGE NOVELTY ITEMS. >> AND THE WOMEN ARE PORCELAIN,
YES?
>>
>> AND THE WOMEN ARE PORCELAIN, YES? >> YES, AND THEIR FACES ARE
ALL
YES? >> YES, AND THEIR FACES ARE ALL HAND-PAINTED.
>>
>> YES, AND THEIR FACES ARE ALL HAND-PAINTED. >> PAINTED.
DO
ALL HAND-PAINTED. >> PAINTED. DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS
ORIGINAL?
>>
DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS ORIGINAL? >> I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF
RESTORATION,
ORIGINAL? >> I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF RESTORATION, WITH THE EXCEPTION,
PERHAPS,
>> I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF RESTORATION, WITH THE EXCEPTION, PERHAPS, OF THIS FRONT PANE OF
GLASS,
RESTORATION, WITH THE EXCEPTION, PERHAPS, OF THIS FRONT PANE OF GLASS, WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE TO
BE
PERHAPS, OF THIS FRONT PANE OF GLASS, WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE TO BE ORIGINAL BECAUSE IT IS OF A
SLIGHTLY
GLASS, WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE TO BE ORIGINAL BECAUSE IT IS OF A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE.
>>
BE ORIGINAL BECAUSE IT IS OF A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE. >> YOU NOTICED THAT. YEAH.
>>
SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE. >> YOU NOTICED THAT. YEAH. >> YES.
>>
>> YOU NOTICED THAT. YEAH. >> YES. >> LINDSEY REALLY KNOWS HER
STUFF.
NOW
>> LINDSEY REALLY KNOWS HER STUFF. NOW LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN TELL
ME
STUFF. NOW LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN MAKE.
WHAT
WHAT DO
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE
ON
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE ON A RETAIL BASIS?
>>
ON A RETAIL BASIS? >> YOU COULD PROBABLY EXPECT,
IN
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY EXPECT, IN THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN,
TO
IN THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN, TO SEE A PRICE TAG ON IT OF
ROUGHLY...
[drum
ROUGHLY... [drum roll]
$1,800.
>>
$1,800. >> THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
MARY
MARY WILL
MARY WILL BE ABLE TO USE THIS
PROFIT
MARY WILL BE ABLE TO USE THIS PROFIT TO HIRE SOME HELP, AND
OUR
MARY WILL BE ABLE TO USE THIS PROFIT TO HIRE SOME HELP, AND OUR TEAM WILL BE BACK ON TRACK
AGAIN.
[playing
OUR TEAM WILL BE BACK ON TRACK AGAIN. [playing tinny
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I ARE AT A
FLY-FISHING
>> RICKY AND I ARE AT A FLY-FISHING SHOP TO SEE WHAT OUR
RODS
>> RICKY AND I ARE AT A FLY-FISHING SHOP TO SEE WHAT OUR RODS ARE WORTH.
LET'S
FLY-FISHING SHOP TO SEE WHAT OUR RODS ARE WORTH. LET'S HOPE THE FISHING'S GOOD.
GOT
RODS ARE WORTH. LET'S HOPE THE FISHING'S GOOD. GOT THAT ROD AND THAT ONE.
>>
LET'S HOPE THE FISHING'S GOOD. GOT THAT ROD AND THAT ONE. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU BROUGHT SOME,
UH,
GOT THAT ROD AND THAT ONE. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU BROUGHT SOME, UH, SOME GOOD STUFF TODAY.
THEY'RE
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU BROUGHT SOME, UH, SOME GOOD STUFF TODAY. THEY'RE BOTH TWO REALLY WELL
ESTABLISHED
UH, SOME GOOD STUFF TODAY. THEY'RE BOTH TWO REALLY WELL ESTABLISHED COMPANIES.
ORVIS
THEY'RE BOTH TWO REALLY WELL ESTABLISHED COMPANIES. ORVIS IS A BIG NAME IN THE
BUSINESS.
R.L.
ORVIS IS A BIG NAME IN THE BUSINESS. R.L. WINSTON IS A GREAT ROD
MAKER
BUSINESS. R.L. WINSTON IS A GREAT ROD MAKER OUT OF MONTANA, ONE OF THE
BEST
R.L. WINSTON IS A GREAT ROD MAKER OUT OF MONTANA, ONE OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS AS WELL.
ALL
MAKER OUT OF MONTANA, ONE OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS AS WELL. ALL RIGHT.
THIS
BEST IN THE BUSINESS AS WELL. ALL RIGHT. THIS HERE, THIS ORVIS ROD'S
A
ALL RIGHT. THIS HERE, THIS ORVIS ROD'S A PRETTY SMALL LITTLE ROD FOR
LITTLE
THIS HERE, THIS ORVIS ROD'S A PRETTY SMALL LITTLE ROD FOR LITTLE CREEKS, SMALL FLIES.
>>
A PRETTY SMALL LITTLE ROD FOR LITTLE CREEKS, SMALL FLIES. >> WHAT ARE YOU FISHING FOR WITH
THAT?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU FISHING FOR WITH THAT? >> MOSTLY TROUT.
>>
THAT? >> MOSTLY TROUT. >> SMALL AND LIGHT MEANS GOOD.
>>
>> MOSTLY TROUT. >> SMALL AND LIGHT MEANS GOOD. >> YEAH, LOOKS GOOD SO FAR.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH?
>>
>> HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY...
[drum
>> I WOULD SAY... [drum roll]
800
[drum roll] 800 BUCKS.
>>
800 BUCKS. >> NICE.
>>
>> NICE. >> THAT'LL WORK.
>>
>> THAT'LL WORK. >> GOOD ROD.
>>
>> REELING IT IN, BABY.
MORE
>> REELING IT IN, BABY. MORE MONEY.
HOPEFULLY
>> REELING IT IN, BABY. MORE MONEY. HOPEFULLY THIS ONE'S WORTH MORE.
>>
MORE MONEY. HOPEFULLY THIS ONE'S WORTH MORE. >> THIS IS ONE OF OUR
BEST-SELLING
HOPEFULLY THIS ONE'S WORTH MORE. >> THIS IS ONE OF OUR BEST-SELLING BRANDS, AND THIS IS
THEIR
>> THIS IS ONE OF OUR BEST-SELLING BRANDS, AND THIS IS THEIR CREAM OF THE CROP HERE.
>>
BEST-SELLING BRANDS, AND THIS IS THEIR CREAM OF THE CROP HERE. >> OH, I'M LIKING THIS EVEN
BETTER.
>>
>> OH, I'M LIKING THIS EVEN BETTER. >> SO YOU CAN TELL FROM THE
FINISH
BETTER. >> SO YOU CAN TELL FROM THE FINISH OUT HERE THAT ORVIS HAD
A
>> SO YOU CAN TELL FROM THE FINISH OUT HERE THAT ORVIS HAD A STICKER, BUT THAT'S
HANDWRITTEN
FINISH OUT HERE THAT ORVIS HAD A STICKER, BUT THAT'S HANDWRITTEN THERE.
IT'S
A STICKER, BUT THAT'S HANDWRITTEN THERE. IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
FOR
FOR THIS
FOR THIS ONE...
[drum
FOR THIS ONE... [drum roll]
800
[drum roll] 800 AS WELL.
>>
>> LIKE
>> LIKE AN OLD FISHERMAN ONCE
SAID,
>> LIKE AN OLD FISHERMAN ONCE SAID, "GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE
WHO
>> LIKE AN OLD FISHERMAN ONCE SAID, "GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WADE."
>>
SAID, "GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WADE." >> SO DO YOU GIVE LESSONS?
>>
WHO WADE." >> SO DO YOU GIVE LESSONS? >> YEAH, YOU BET.
>>
>> SO DO YOU GIVE LESSONS? >> YEAH, YOU BET. >> I NEED A LESSON, DUDE.
>>
>> YEAH, YOU BET. >> I NEED A LESSON, DUDE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> I NEED A LESSON, DUDE. >> OKAY. >> FIRST ONE TO GET IT IN THE
HOOP
>> OKAY. >> FIRST ONE TO GET IT IN THE HOOP WINS.
>>
>> FIRST ONE TO GET IT IN THE HOOP WINS. >> I DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH
LINE
HOOP WINS. >> I DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH LINE FOR IT TO GET IN.
OH!
>>
LINE FOR IT TO GET IN. OH! >> OVER THERE.
THE
OH! >> OVER THERE. THE MORE YOU TRY TO AIM AT THE
TARGET--
>>
THE MORE YOU TRY TO AIM AT THE TARGET-- >> OH, OKAY.
>>
TARGET-- >> OH, OKAY. >> THERE YOU GO! IT'S IN.
>>
>> OH, OKAY. >> THERE YOU GO! IT'S IN. >> BINGO!
[laughter]
I
>> BINGO! [laughter] I THINK BUBBA WOULD STARVE PLUM
TO
[laughter] I THINK BUBBA WOULD STARVE PLUM TO DEATH IF HE HAD TO FISH FOR
HIS
I THINK BUBBA WOULD STARVE PLUM TO DEATH IF HE HAD TO FISH FOR HIS DINNER.
OH,
TO DEATH IF HE HAD TO FISH FOR HIS DINNER. OH, MY LORD.
>>
HIS DINNER. OH, MY LORD. >> WATCH THIS, RIGHT THERE.
>>
OH, MY LORD. >> WATCH THIS, RIGHT THERE. >> GONNA PUT IT RIGHT UP IN--
>>
>> WATCH THIS, RIGHT THERE. >> GONNA PUT IT RIGHT UP IN-- >> BOOM!
>>
>> GONNA PUT IT RIGHT UP IN-- >> BOOM! >> FINALLY, AFTER 700 THROWS.
>>
>> BOOM! >> FINALLY, AFTER 700 THROWS. >> [laughs]
>>
>> FINALLY, AFTER 700 THROWS. >> [laughs] >> narrator: THE BIG WINNERS IN
WAXAHACHIE
>> [laughs] >> narrator: THE BIG WINNERS IN WAXAHACHIE WERE MOE AND MARY,
WHOSE
>> narrator: THE BIG WINNERS IN WAXAHACHIE WERE MOE AND MARY, WHOSE LEATHER TOOLS AND
XYLOPHONE
WAXAHACHIE WERE MOE AND MARY, WHOSE LEATHER TOOLS AND XYLOPHONE PLAYED A SWEET TUNE
OF
WHOSE LEATHER TOOLS AND XYLOPHONE PLAYED A SWEET TUNE OF $4,600.
RICKY
XYLOPHONE PLAYED A SWEET TUNE OF $4,600. RICKY AND BUBBA REELED IN
2,500
OF $4,600. RICKY AND BUBBA REELED IN 2,500 BUCKS WITH THEIR FLY RODS.
JENNY'S
RICKY AND BUBBA REELED IN 2,500 BUCKS WITH THEIR FLY RODS. JENNY'S SWEET-TALKING ONLY
SOURED
2,500 BUCKS WITH THEIR FLY RODS. JENNY'S SWEET-TALKING ONLY SOURED THE COMPETITION AND GOT
HER
JENNY'S SWEET-TALKING ONLY SOURED THE COMPETITION AND GOT HER SHUT OUT, WHILE VICTOR
RJESNJANSKY
SOURED THE COMPETITION AND GOT HER SHUT OUT, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY IS STILL A BIG
LOSER.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M STAYING LOOSE.
>>
>> I'M STAYING LOOSE. >> YOU LOOK LIKE LANCE ARMSTRONG
IF
>> YOU LOOK LIKE LANCE ARMSTRONG IF HE WAS ALMOST GONNA DIE.
>>
IF HE WAS ALMOST GONNA DIE. >> MY GOD, YEAH.
>>
>> MY GOD, YEAH. >> YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE
TOUR
>> YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE TOUR DE FRANCE.
>>
TOUR DE FRANCE. >> THE TOUR DE FRANCE?
HOW
>> THE TOUR DE FRANCE? HOW ABOUT THE TOUR DE TEXAS?
>>
HOW ABOUT THE TOUR DE TEXAS? >> YOU WON'T WIN THE TOUR TO
THE
>> YOU WON'T WIN THE TOUR TO THE END OF THIS AISLE.
GO,
THE END OF THIS AISLE. GO, GO.
GO,
GO, GO. GO, GO.
>>
GO, GO. >> WHEW!
>>
>> WHEW! >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> NOW, THAT'S A MACHINE THERE,
>>
>> [groans]