>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
[bullets
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... [bullets ricochet]
IN
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... [bullets ricochet] IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
[whip
[bullets ricochet] IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks]
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
[whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> COMING UP... >> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> COMING UP... >> HEY, HEY! >> I DON'T KNOW IT IS ABOUT
MESQUITE,
>> HEY, HEY! >> I DON'T KNOW IT IS ABOUT MESQUITE, BUT THIS PLACE HAS OUR
NUMBER.
>>
MESQUITE, BUT THIS PLACE HAS OUR NUMBER. >> I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
>>
NUMBER. >> I JUST DON'T SEE IT. >> YOU DON'T SEE WHAT--ANY MONEY
BEING
>> I JUST DON'T SEE IT. >> YOU DON'T SEE WHAT--ANY MONEY BEING MADE IN THIS UNIT?
>>
>> YOU DON'T SEE WHAT--ANY MONEY BEING MADE IN THIS UNIT? >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT!
>>
BEING MADE IN THIS UNIT? >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT! >> [whispers] MOE!
WHAT
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT! >> [whispers] MOE! WHAT COULD WE DO WITH THESE,
MOE?
WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA.
>>
MOE? WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA. >> ANYONE DANCING?
>>
WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA. >> ANYONE DANCING? >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
>>
>> ANYONE DANCING? >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS IS? >> I'M GONNA SAY 1800s.
>>
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS IS? >> I'M GONNA SAY 1800s. >> THAT'S ALL CARVED BY HAND.
THAT'S
>> I'M GONNA SAY 1800s. >> THAT'S ALL CARVED BY HAND. THAT'S A REAL OIL PAINTING.
>>
>> THAT'S ALL CARVED BY HAND. THAT'S A REAL OIL PAINTING. >> OUR MESQUITE LOSING STREAK'S
ABOUT
THAT'S A REAL OIL PAINTING. >> OUR MESQUITE LOSING STREAK'S ABOUT TO END.
>>
>> OUR MESQUITE LOSING STREAK'S ABOUT TO END. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO IT?
[country
[country rock music]
♪
♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
♪
>> RIGHT HERE. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> TODAY,
>> TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN
MESQUITE,
>> TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE, AND LIKE THE CHARCOAL,
THIS
>> TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE, AND LIKE THE CHARCOAL, THIS PLACE CAN COOK YOU UP
SOMETHING
MESQUITE, AND LIKE THE CHARCOAL, THIS PLACE CAN COOK YOU UP SOMETHING TASTY.
MM-MM!
OR
OR YOU
OR YOU JUST GET BURNT.
>>
OR YOU JUST GET BURNT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT
MESQUITE,
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT MESQUITE, BUT THIS PLACE HAS OUR
NUMBER.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN
HERE,
>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN HERE, WE GET SHUT OUT?
EVERY
>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN HERE, WE GET SHUT OUT? EVERY TIME?
IT'S
HERE, WE GET SHUT OUT? EVERY TIME? IT'S TIME TO TURN OUR LUCK
AROUND.
AND
AND THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING MY
LUCKY
AND THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING MY LUCKY HAT.
>>
>> WHAT'S
>> WHAT'S UP WITH THE HAT?
>>
>> WHAT'S UP WITH THE HAT? >> DUDE, IN MESQUITE, WE NEED
ALL
>> WHAT'S UP WITH THE HAT? >> DUDE, IN MESQUITE, WE NEED ALL THE LUCK WE CAN GET.
>>
>> DUDE, IN MESQUITE, WE NEED ALL THE LUCK WE CAN GET. >> REALLY?
>>
ALL THE LUCK WE CAN GET. >> REALLY? >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL
THE
>> REALLY? >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THE SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF?
>>
>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THE SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF? >> NO.
>>
THE SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF? >> NO. >> YOU KNOW, LATELY THE AUCTIONS
HAVE
>> NO. >> YOU KNOW, LATELY THE AUCTIONS HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME.
I'VE
>> YOU KNOW, LATELY THE AUCTIONS HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME. I'VE BEEN BUYING BIG.
THE
HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME. I'VE BEEN BUYING BIG. THE STORE IS PACKED TO THE BRIM.
SO
I'VE BEEN BUYING BIG. THE STORE IS PACKED TO THE BRIM. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR JUST
SMALLER
THE STORE IS PACKED TO THE BRIM. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR JUST SMALLER ITEMS.
YOU
SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR JUST SMALLER ITEMS. YOU KNOW, SHELF FILLER.
>>
SMALLER ITEMS. YOU KNOW, SHELF FILLER. >> SO I GOT THIS GLUE GUN BURN
ON
YOU KNOW, SHELF FILLER. >> SO I GOT THIS GLUE GUN BURN ON MY HAND.
IT'S
>> SO I GOT THIS GLUE GUN BURN ON MY HAND. IT'S BEEN PAINFUL NOW FOR AT
LEAST
ON MY HAND. IT'S BEEN PAINFUL NOW FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.
I
I WORK
I WORK WITH MY HANDS ALL THE
TIME.
I
TIME. I INJURE MY HANDS ALL THE TIME.
IF
IF I
IF I STAYED HOME BECAUSE OF
THAT,
IF I STAYED HOME BECAUSE OF THAT, I'D NEVER BE AT AN
AUCTION.
I
THAT, I'D NEVER BE AT AN AUCTION. I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN.
THEY
AUCTION. I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN. THEY SAID IT'S HEALING WELL.
>>
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN. THEY SAID IT'S HEALING WELL. >> SO JUST--YEAH.
DON'T
THEY SAID IT'S HEALING WELL. >> SO JUST--YEAH. DON'T BUMP IT OR DON'T USE IT.
>>
>> SO JUST--YEAH. DON'T BUMP IT OR DON'T USE IT. >> I REALLY ONLY NEED THIS HAND.
>>
DON'T BUMP IT OR DON'T USE IT. >> I REALLY ONLY NEED THIS HAND. >> THE GOOD NEWS IS, JENNY'S
HURT,
>> I REALLY ONLY NEED THIS HAND. >> THE GOOD NEWS IS, JENNY'S HURT, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS, JENNY'S HURT, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT--SHE AIN'T GONNA BE
BUYING
HURT, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT--SHE AIN'T GONNA BE BUYING MUCH, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT
GONNA
ABOUT THAT--SHE AIN'T GONNA BE BUYING MUCH, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT GONNA BE MOVING.
IT'S
BUYING MUCH, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT GONNA BE MOVING. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD THING.
>>
GONNA BE MOVING. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD THING. >> SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MOE
MOE AND
MOE AND I
MOE AND I BOTH NEED STUFF FOR
OUR
MOE AND I BOTH NEED STUFF FOR OUR SHOPS.
SO
SO TODAY
SO TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A
SHOPPING
SO TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A SHOPPING SPREE.
>>
SO TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A SHOPPING SPREE. >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S AUCTION TIME.
ALL
SHOPPING SPREE. >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S AUCTION TIME. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S AUCTION TIME. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION--GONNA
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION--GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION--GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
AUCTION--GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> crowd: YES!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> crowd: YES! >> HAMMER UP!
LET'S
>>
>> crowd:
>> crowd: OH...
>>
>> crowd: OH... >> SOMEBODY FELL IN THERE AND
GOT
>> crowd: OH... >> SOMEBODY FELL IN THERE AND GOT SMOTHERED.
>>
>> SOMEBODY FELL IN THERE AND GOT SMOTHERED. >> SOMEBODY HAD TO GET OUT OF
TOWN
GOT SMOTHERED. >> SOMEBODY HAD TO GET OUT OF TOWN QUICK.
[spaghetti
>> SOMEBODY HAD TO GET OUT OF TOWN QUICK. [spaghetti western music]
>>
TOWN QUICK. [spaghetti western music] >> THOSE PIECES WITH THE CHROME
ON
[spaghetti western music] >> THOSE PIECES WITH THE CHROME ON IT ARE COOL.
IT
>> THOSE PIECES WITH THE CHROME ON IT ARE COOL. IT LOOKS LIKE A COFFEE TABLE AND
THEN
ON IT ARE COOL. IT LOOKS LIKE A COFFEE TABLE AND THEN TWO END TABLES.
>>
IT LOOKS LIKE A COFFEE TABLE AND THEN TWO END TABLES. >> YEAH. THIS IS A MIXER.
THAT'S
THEN TWO END TABLES. >> YEAH. THIS IS A MIXER. THAT'S A DJ.
SEE
>> YEAH. THIS IS A MIXER. THAT'S A DJ. SEE THE BIG SPEAKERS?
>>
THAT'S A DJ. SEE THE BIG SPEAKERS? >> WHAT DO WE GOT?
SOFA/LOVE...CHAIR.
>>
>> WHAT DO WE GOT? SOFA/LOVE...CHAIR. >> THAT'S BUSTED.
I'M
SOFA/LOVE...CHAIR. >> THAT'S BUSTED. I'M GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S BUSTED. I'M GOOD. >> THIS LOCKER'S ALL TORE UP
JUST
I'M GOOD. >> THIS LOCKER'S ALL TORE UP JUST LIKE THAT COUCH.
LOOK
>> THIS LOCKER'S ALL TORE UP JUST LIKE THAT COUCH. LOOK AT ALL THAT LEATHER.
I
I FEEL
I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE COWS
THAT
I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE COWS THAT DIED TO MAKE THIS UGLY
FURNITURE.
I'M
I'M MOO-VING ON.
>>
I'M MOO-VING ON. >> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF BIG
LEATHER
I'M MOO-VING ON. >> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF BIG LEATHER IN HERE.
I
>> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF BIG LEATHER IN HERE. I CAN'T SELL LEATHER AT MY SHOP.
THIS
LEATHER IN HERE. I CAN'T SELL LEATHER AT MY SHOP. THIS LEATHER STUFF IS NOT
SHABBY
I CAN'T SELL LEATHER AT MY SHOP. THIS LEATHER STUFF IS NOT SHABBY CHIC.
IT'S
THIS LEATHER STUFF IS NOT SHABBY CHIC. IT'S JUST...SHABBY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
100.
GENTLEMEN. 100. GOT 100, NOW 200.
NOW
100. GOT 100, NOW 200. NOW 50, GONNA GIVE 250?
NOW
NOW 50, GONNA GIVE 250? NOW 75, GONNA GIVE 275 THERE?
NOW
NOW 75, GONNA GIVE 275 THERE? NOW 300, NOW 25.
NOW
NOW 300, NOW 25. NOW 325, 325 NOW.
350,
NOW 325, 325 NOW. 350, NOW 75.
GONNA
350, NOW 75. GONNA GIVE 375?
375
GONNA GIVE 375? 375 ONCE, 375 TWICE.
I
375 ONCE, 375 TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $350.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $350. >> WITH TABLES THAT NICE, THERE
SHOULD
>> WITH TABLES THAT NICE, THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT
CAME
SHOULD BE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
>>
>> DJ
>> DJ MOE--MO' MONEY, MO'
PROBLEMS.
[laughter]
[spaghetti
PROBLEMS. [laughter] [spaghetti western music]
♪
[laughter] [spaghetti western music] ♪ ♪
>>
[spaghetti western music] ♪ ♪ >> PIECE OF CAKE.
>>
♪ ♪ >> PIECE OF CAKE. >> THERE'S A TRUNK.
>>
>> PIECE OF CAKE. >> THERE'S A TRUNK. >> THINK THAT'S WOOD OR PARTICLE
BOARD?
>>
>> THINK THAT'S WOOD OR PARTICLE BOARD? >> NO, THAT'S PINE.
JENNY
BOARD? >> NO, THAT'S PINE. JENNY BIRD'LL BE ALL OVER THIS.
>>
>> NO, THAT'S PINE. JENNY BIRD'LL BE ALL OVER THIS. >> JENNY CAN'T MOVE ANYTHING
TODAY.
OUR
>> JENNY CAN'T MOVE ANYTHING TODAY. OUR MESQUITE-LOSING STREAK--
IT'S
TODAY. OUR MESQUITE-LOSING STREAK-- IT'S ABOUT TO END.
>>
OUR MESQUITE-LOSING STREAK-- IT'S ABOUT TO END. >> I CAN'T SELL THIS.
THAT'S
IT'S ABOUT TO END. >> I CAN'T SELL THIS. THAT'S CRAP WOOD.
>>
>> I CAN'T SELL THIS. THAT'S CRAP WOOD. >> THAT BOX UP THERE HAS A
PICTURE
THAT'S CRAP WOOD. >> THAT BOX UP THERE HAS A PICTURE OF AN ARTIST'S PALETTE.
THAT
>> THAT BOX UP THERE HAS A PICTURE OF AN ARTIST'S PALETTE. THAT MEANS THERE'S SOME ART
STUFF
PICTURE OF AN ARTIST'S PALETTE. THAT MEANS THERE'S SOME ART STUFF IN THERE.
>>
THAT MEANS THERE'S SOME ART STUFF IN THERE. >> DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT BOX,
MARY.
>>
>> DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT BOX, MARY. >> WELL, THE ARMOIRE IS
DEFINITELY
MARY. >> WELL, THE ARMOIRE IS DEFINITELY INTERESTING.
IT'S
>> WELL, THE ARMOIRE IS DEFINITELY INTERESTING. IT'S REAL WOOD.
AND
DEFINITELY INTERESTING. IT'S REAL WOOD. AND THERE IS A CEDAR CHEST IN
THERE.
I
AND THERE IS A CEDAR CHEST IN THERE. I USUALLY LIKE A NICE, BIG
CHEST.
BUT
I USUALLY LIKE A NICE, BIG CHEST. BUT I CAN'T LET THAT GET ME
DISTRACTED.
>>
BUT I CAN'T LET THAT GET ME DISTRACTED. >> THERE'S A REALLY COOL VINTAGE
CHINA
DISTRACTED. >> THERE'S A REALLY COOL VINTAGE CHINA CABINET IN THERE.
IT'S
>> THERE'S A REALLY COOL VINTAGE CHINA CABINET IN THERE. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A HEADBOARD.
OH,
CHINA CABINET IN THERE. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A HEADBOARD. OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BOX IN
THERE
IT'S LIKE THERE'S A HEADBOARD. OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BOX IN THERE THAT HAS A PAINTING
PICTURE
OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BOX IN THERE THAT HAS A PAINTING PICTURE ON IT, AND IT SAYS
JENNY.
I
PICTURE ON IT, AND IT SAYS JENNY. I THINK THAT'S A SIGN.
SOMETIMES
JENNY. I THINK THAT'S A SIGN. SOMETIMES A LOCKER WHISPERS OUT
A
I THINK THAT'S A SIGN. SOMETIMES A LOCKER WHISPERS OUT A NAME WHEN IT'S FIRST OPENED.
THIS
SOMETIMES A LOCKER WHISPERS OUT A NAME WHEN IT'S FIRST OPENED. THIS ONE SAID, "JENNY!"
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100, 100 NOW...
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100, 100 NOW... >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> I HAVE 100, NOW 50.
BIDDING
>> I HAVE 100, NOW 50. BIDDING 150, NOW 200, WILL YOU
GIVE
BIDDING 150, NOW 200, WILL YOU GIVE 200?
>>
GIVE 200? >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> 175, NOW 200, 2, 2, 2, WILL
YOU
>> 175, NOW 200, 2, 2, 2, WILL YOU GIVE 200, NOW 225.
WE
YOU GIVE 200, NOW 225. WE GOT 225.
NOW
WE GOT 225. NOW 50, WILL YOU GIVE 250?
NOW
NOW 50, WILL YOU GIVE 250? NOW 75, 275, I HAVE 250.
>>
NOW 75, 275, I HAVE 250. >> YOU WANNA BID?
>>
>> YOU WANNA BID? >> 275 LAST CALL, 275 GOING
ONCE,
>> 275 LAST CALL, 275 GOING ONCE, 275--
>>
ONCE, 275-- >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 300, 300, WILL YOU GIVE
300,
>> NOW 300, 300, WILL YOU GIVE 300, NOW 3, 3, 3, WILL YOU GIVE
300?
300, NOW 3, 3, 3, WILL YOU GIVE 300? 300 GOING ONCE, 300 GOING
TWICE...
SOLD,
TWICE... SOLD, SOLD, SOLD RIGHT HERE,
$275,
SOLD, SOLD, SOLD RIGHT HERE, $275, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
$275.
>>
>> GRAB
>> GRAB IT. GRAB IT.
[honks
>> GRAB IT. GRAB IT. [honks horn]
>>
>> GRAB IT. GRAB IT. [honks horn] >> OUR HELPERS GOT HERE EARLY.
SO
[honks horn] >> OUR HELPERS GOT HERE EARLY. SO WE'RE GONNA STEP AWAY FROM
THE
>> OUR HELPERS GOT HERE EARLY. SO WE'RE GONNA STEP AWAY FROM THE AUCTION AND GO HELP THEM
LOAD
SO WE'RE GONNA STEP AWAY FROM THE AUCTION AND GO HELP THEM LOAD THIS LOCKER REAL QUICK.
P.O.S.
P.O.S. CHAIR.
>>
P.O.S. CHAIR. >> THAT'S NOT TOO BAD.
40
>> THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. 40 BUCKS.
COFFEE
40 BUCKS. COFFEE MUGS.
10
COFFEE MUGS. 10 BUCKS.
>>
10 BUCKS. >> DOVETAIL CHINA CABINET.
LITTLE
>> DOVETAIL CHINA CABINET. LITTLE TRIM MISSING.
150
LITTLE TRIM MISSING. 150 BUCKS.
>>
150 BUCKS. >> AW.
>>
>> AW. >> MAYBE MORE.
>>
>> MAYBE MORE. >> I'D SAY 200 BUCKS.
>>
>> I'D SAY 200 BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT, 200 BUCKS.
ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, 200 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, STICK IT ON
THERE.
>>
>> SO
>> SO THEY LIED.
IT'S
>> SO THEY LIED. IT'S NOT ART SUPPLIES.
[groans]
>>
IT'S NOT ART SUPPLIES. [groans] >> I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
>>
[groans] >> I JUST DON'T SEE IT. >> YOU DON'T SEE WHAT?
ANY
>> I JUST DON'T SEE IT. >> YOU DON'T SEE WHAT? ANY MONEY BEING MADE IN THIS
UNIT?
>>
ANY MONEY BEING MADE IN THIS UNIT? >> YOU'VE BEEN RUBBING YOUR HAT
ALL
UNIT? >> YOU'VE BEEN RUBBING YOUR HAT ALL DAY.
WHY
>> YOU'VE BEEN RUBBING YOUR HAT ALL DAY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP ON
STROKING
ALL DAY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP ON STROKING ON THAT HAT?
MAYBE
WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP ON STROKING ON THAT HAT? MAYBE IT'LL CHANGE OUR
IT'S
IT'S GOT
IT'S GOT THE SWINGING MOVEMENT.
>>
IT'S GOT THE SWINGING MOVEMENT. >> THERE'S THE BACK TO IT.
>>
>> THERE'S THE BACK TO IT. >> THAT'S THE SUPPORT.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S THE SUPPORT. THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT...WORKING.
♪
THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT...WORKING. ♪ IT'S A-SWINGING ♪
>>
♪ IT'S A-SWINGING ♪ >> IF THEY MAKE IT ON THE
TRAILER
>> IF THEY MAKE IT ON THE TRAILER WITHOUT BREAKING IT,
IT'S
TRAILER WITHOUT BREAKING IT, IT'S WORTH 10 BUCKS.
>>
IT'S WORTH 10 BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.
RUB
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT. RUB THAT HAT, BUBBA.
IT
RUB THAT HAT, BUBBA. IT WON'T EVEN OPEN.
>>
IT WON'T EVEN OPEN. >> I THINK IT'S A PILE OF CRAP.
[groans]
>> I THINK IT'S A PILE OF CRAP. [groans] OH...
GOD,
[groans] OH... GOD, THIS THING IS BEAT UP TOO.
>>
GOD, THIS THING IS BEAT UP TOO. >> WE CAN SHABBY CHIC THAT,
MAYBE.
>>
MAYBE. >> IT'LL PROBABLY BRING 50
BUCKS.
RICKY,
BUCKS. RICKY, WHAT IS THIS?
LOOK
RICKY, WHAT IS THIS? LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S
LOOK AT THAT. IT'S A DIFFERENT DEAL HERE,
TAKE
TAKE IT
TAKE IT OUT THERE.
PUT
TAKE IT OUT THERE. PUT IT AGAINST THE WALL, 'CAUSE
IT'S
TAKE IT OUT THERE. PUT IT AGAINST THE WALL, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA FALL.
IT'S
PUT IT AGAINST THE WALL, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA FALL. IT'S LIKE A ROOM DIVIDER.
>>
IT'S GONNA FALL. IT'S LIKE A ROOM DIVIDER. >> HOLY CRAP, GUYS.
THIS
IT'S LIKE A ROOM DIVIDER. >> HOLY CRAP, GUYS. THIS IS EVEN BEVELED GLASS.
>>
>> HOLY CRAP, GUYS. THIS IS EVEN BEVELED GLASS. >> OH, NOW IT'S A GREAT UNIT.
RIGHT?
THIS IS EVEN BEVELED GLASS. >> OH, NOW IT'S A GREAT UNIT. RIGHT? DOESN'T THAT GO ON EACH
SIDE?
>>
RIGHT? DOESN'T THAT GO ON EACH SIDE? >> YEAH, IT DOES.
>>
SIDE? >> YEAH, IT DOES. >> IT'S LIKE A CHANGING THING
OR
>> YEAH, IT DOES. >> IT'S LIKE A CHANGING THING OR A ROOM DIVIDER.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE A CHANGING THING OR A ROOM DIVIDER. >> THAT'S HAND-PAINTED.
>>
OR A ROOM DIVIDER. >> THAT'S HAND-PAINTED. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS
THING
>> THAT'S HAND-PAINTED. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS THING IS, RICKY?
>>
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS THING IS, RICKY? >> I'M GONNA SAY 1800s, MAYBE
EARLIER.
>>
>> I'M GONNA SAY 1800s, MAYBE EARLIER. >> WHY DON'T WE GET IT CHECKED
OUT,
EARLIER. >> WHY DON'T WE GET IT CHECKED OUT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S A
HUNDRED
>> WHY DON'T WE GET IT CHECKED OUT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S A HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
>>
OUT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S A HUNDRED YEARS OLD. >> OKAY. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO
DISCUSS
HUNDRED YEARS OLD. >> OKAY. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS THAT.
WE
>> OKAY. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS THAT. WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE
AUCTION,
DISCUSS THAT. WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE AUCTION, GET US A BETTER LOCKER.
>>
WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE AUCTION, GET US A BETTER LOCKER. >> crowd: HEY, HEY!
>>
AUCTION, GET US A BETTER LOCKER. >> crowd: HEY, HEY! >> SEE THAT BROWN CHAIR?
>>
>> crowd: HEY, HEY! >> SEE THAT BROWN CHAIR? >> THIS IS A WHOLE HOUSE FULL.
>>
>> SEE THAT BROWN CHAIR? >> THIS IS A WHOLE HOUSE FULL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> THIS IS A WHOLE HOUSE FULL. >> YEAH. >> CAN YOU LOOK UP HERE?
THAT
>> YEAH. >> CAN YOU LOOK UP HERE? THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BASE TO ONE
OF
>> CAN YOU LOOK UP HERE? THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BASE TO ONE OF THOSE GERMAN CHINA CABINETS.
WE'LL
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BASE TO ONE OF THOSE GERMAN CHINA CABINETS. WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE.
>>
OF THOSE GERMAN CHINA CABINETS. WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> WANNA RUB THE HAT?
>>
WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> WANNA RUB THE HAT? >> NO. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME.
I
>> WANNA RUB THE HAT? >> NO. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME. I AIN'T RUBBING NOTHING ON
BUBBA...OR
>> NO. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME. I AIN'T RUBBING NOTHING ON BUBBA...OR ANY OTHER DUDE.
I
I AIN'T RUBBING NOTHING ON BUBBA...OR ANY OTHER DUDE. I JUST DON'T GO THERE.
>>
BUBBA...OR ANY OTHER DUDE. I JUST DON'T GO THERE. >> WOW. THIS WOULD BE A LOT OF
WORK.
I'D
>> WOW. THIS WOULD BE A LOT OF WORK. I'D HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO
DO
WORK. I'D HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE TIRES, THE
MATTRESSES,
I'D HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE TIRES, THE MATTRESSES, LUGGAGE--ALL
STUFF
DO WITH THE TIRES, THE MATTRESSES, LUGGAGE--ALL STUFF I DON'T SELL AT MY SHOP.
>>
MATTRESSES, LUGGAGE--ALL STUFF I DON'T SELL AT MY SHOP. >> [whispers] MOE!
I
STUFF I DON'T SELL AT MY SHOP. >> [whispers] MOE! I SEE LOTS OF POTENTIALS FOR
YOUR
>> [whispers] MOE! I SEE LOTS OF POTENTIALS FOR YOUR STORE.
THAT
I SEE LOTS OF POTENTIALS FOR YOUR STORE. THAT POPCORN MACHINE I COULD
SEE
YOUR STORE. THAT POPCORN MACHINE I COULD SEE IN YOUR STORE.
>>
THAT POPCORN MACHINE I COULD SEE IN YOUR STORE. >> THOSE ARE MORE SPEAKERS.
WE
SEE IN YOUR STORE. >> THOSE ARE MORE SPEAKERS. WE ARE GONNA BECOME A DJ TEAM.
>>
>> THOSE ARE MORE SPEAKERS. WE ARE GONNA BECOME A DJ TEAM. >> THE LAST THING WE NEED IS
MO'
WE ARE GONNA BECOME A DJ TEAM. >> THE LAST THING WE NEED IS MO' SPEAKERS.
[laughs]
>>
MO' SPEAKERS. [laughs] >> I SEE THAT NICE PIECE OF
COMMERCIAL
[laughs] >> I SEE THAT NICE PIECE OF COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT RIGHT
THERE
>> I SEE THAT NICE PIECE OF COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT RIGHT THERE THAT I ALWAYS DO WELL
WITH.
I
THERE THAT I ALWAYS DO WELL WITH. I CAME FOR SMALL STUFF, BUT I
KNOW
WITH. I CAME FOR SMALL STUFF, BUT I KNOW I CAN SELL THAT POPCORN
MACHINE.
SO
KNOW I CAN SELL THAT POPCORN MACHINE. SO I'LL TAKE THIS LOCKER WITH
EXTRA
MACHINE. SO I'LL TAKE THIS LOCKER WITH EXTRA BUTTER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN...[auctioneering].
>>
GENTLEMEN...[auctioneering]. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 200, NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 200, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 400, NOW 500.
500
>> NOW 400, NOW 500. 500 THERE, 550.
I
500 THERE, 550. I GOT 550, NOW 600.
[auctioneering]
I GOT 550, NOW 600. [auctioneering] 600, NOW 650.
CAN
[auctioneering] 600, NOW 650. CAN I HAVE THAT 700?
700,
CAN I HAVE THAT 700? 700, WE DO 7, 7, 750?
750?
700, WE DO 7, 7, 750? 750? 800!
850,
750? 800! 850, NOW 900, 9, SIR, 9, 9, 9.
MOVING
850, NOW 900, 9, SIR, 9, 9, 9. MOVING TO 900, GOING ONCE.
>>
MOVING TO 900, GOING ONCE. >> 875!
>>
>> 875! >> GREAT. I JUST GOT RID OF
VICTOR.
NOW
VICTOR. NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THE DOUGH
BOY?
>>
BOY? >> 9.
>>
>> 9. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 925, NOW 950, 950, NOW 75...
>>
>> 925, NOW 950, 950, NOW 75... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,000, GONNA GIVE 1,000?
1,025,
>> 1,000, GONNA GIVE 1,000? 1,025, 1,025 GOING ONCE...
>>
1,025, 1,025 GOING ONCE... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> THEY'RE PLAYING WITH ME NOW,
AREN'T
>> THEY'RE PLAYING WITH ME NOW, AREN'T THEY?
$50,
AREN'T THEY? $50, 1,075.
1,075
$50, 1,075. 1,075 GOING ONCE, 1,075 TWICE.
SOLD
1,075 GOING ONCE, 1,075 TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,050.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,050. >> THIS LOCKER KINDA LOOKS LIKE
MOE'S
>> THIS LOCKER KINDA LOOKS LIKE MOE'S BACKYARD, BUT THIS IS
WORTH
MOE'S BACKYARD, BUT THIS IS WORTH SOME MONEY.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER,
SO
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME
EMPTY
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME EMPTY ONE-HANDED.
>>
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME EMPTY ONE-HANDED. >> TODAY I WAS LOOKING FOR
SMALLS,
EMPTY ONE-HANDED. >> TODAY I WAS LOOKING FOR SMALLS, AND ALL THE LOCKERS HERE
HAD
>> TODAY I WAS LOOKING FOR SMALLS, AND ALL THE LOCKERS HERE HAD BIG, BIG STUFF IN IT, AND I
CAN'T
SMALLS, AND ALL THE LOCKERS HERE HAD BIG, BIG STUFF IN IT, AND I CAN'T LOAD THAT STUFF IN.
I
HAD BIG, BIG STUFF IN IT, AND I CAN'T LOAD THAT STUFF IN. I MEAN, I AM PACKED FULL.
>>
CAN'T LOAD THAT STUFF IN. I MEAN, I AM PACKED FULL. >> WE SPENT 1,425 ON TWO
LOCKERS.
THAT'S
>> WE SPENT 1,425 ON TWO LOCKERS. THAT'S A LOT TO MAKE UP FOR IN
PROFIT.
>>
THAT'S A LOT TO MAKE UP FOR IN PROFIT. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
OH,
PROFIT. >> ONE, TWO, THREE. OH, MY GOODNESS.
LET'S
>> ONE, TWO, THREE. OH, MY GOODNESS. LET'S GET THIS STUFF OUTTA HERE.
>>
OH, MY GOODNESS. LET'S GET THIS STUFF OUTTA HERE. >> I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THESE.
OOH,
LET'S GET THIS STUFF OUTTA HERE. >> I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THESE. OOH, THESE ARE PRETTY HEAVY,
MOE.
>>
OOH, THESE ARE PRETTY HEAVY, MOE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> THESE'LL BE GREAT IN YOUR
GALLERY.
>>
GALLERY. >> THOSE ARE GOOD.
>>
>> THOSE ARE GOOD. >> THOSE ARE COOL, MOE.
>>
>> THOSE ARE COOL, MOE. >> YEAH, THIS RIGHT HERE...
750
>> YEAH, THIS RIGHT HERE... 750 BUCKS.
>>
750 BUCKS. >> WHAT COULD WE DO WITH THESE,
MOE?
>>
MOE? >> WE CAN SELL 'EM.
>>
>> WE CAN SELL 'EM. >> WHAT IF I MADE COOL, HUGE
HANDBAGS?
>>
>> HANDBAGS?
>>
>> HANDBAGS? >> YEAH!
THEY'LL
>> HANDBAGS? >> YEAH! THEY'LL BE LIKE HUGE LADY
PURSES
>> YEAH! THEY'LL BE LIKE HUGE LADY PURSES OUT OF THESE.
>>
THEY'LL BE LIKE HUGE LADY PURSES OUT OF THESE. >> OH, MY GOD!
YOU
PURSES OUT OF THESE. >> OH, MY GOD! YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SLEEP ON
THE
>> OH, MY GOD! YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SLEEP ON THE SAME PILLOW YOU SLEEP ON
AT
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SLEEP ON THE SAME PILLOW YOU SLEEP ON AT NIGHT.
THAT'S
THE SAME PILLOW YOU SLEEP ON AT NIGHT. THAT'S A 14-INCH WOOFER.
THAT'S
AT NIGHT. THAT'S A 14-INCH WOOFER. THAT'S A HUGE SPEAKER.
THE
THAT'S A 14-INCH WOOFER. THAT'S A HUGE SPEAKER. THE PART THAT WE NEED IS THE
AMPLIFIER,
THAT'S A HUGE SPEAKER. THE PART THAT WE NEED IS THE AMPLIFIER, AND WE HAVEN'T FOUND
THAT
THE PART THAT WE NEED IS THE AMPLIFIER, AND WE HAVEN'T FOUND THAT YET.
IF
AMPLIFIER, AND WE HAVEN'T FOUND THAT YET. IF I CAN'T FIND AN AMP FOR THESE
SPEAKERS,
THAT YET. IF I CAN'T FIND AN AMP FOR THESE SPEAKERS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST
FOUND
IF I CAN'T FIND AN AMP FOR THESE SPEAKERS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST FOUND ANOTHER PROJECT FOR MARY.
OH,
SPEAKERS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST FOUND ANOTHER PROJECT FOR MARY. OH, MY GOD, THESE ARE NOT VERY
EXPENSIVE
FOUND ANOTHER PROJECT FOR MARY. OH, MY GOD, THESE ARE NOT VERY EXPENSIVE CHAIRS.
TRASH.
>>
EXPENSIVE CHAIRS. TRASH. >> CLOTHES.
TWO
TRASH. >> CLOTHES. TWO MORE OF THESE CHAIRS.
THAT'S
>> CLOTHES. TWO MORE OF THESE CHAIRS. THAT'S GOOD.
>>
TWO MORE OF THESE CHAIRS. THAT'S GOOD. >> OH, BOY, AM I LUCKY.
>>
THAT'S GOOD. >> OH, BOY, AM I LUCKY. >> THIS UNIT IS GROSS, MOE.
IT'S
>> OH, BOY, AM I LUCKY. >> THIS UNIT IS GROSS, MOE. IT'S SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT.
I'M
>> THIS UNIT IS GROSS, MOE. IT'S SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT. I'M GONNA GET THIS CHAIR OUT.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A GOOD, STURDY CHAIR.
WE'LL
>> IT'S A GOOD, STURDY CHAIR. WE'LL SELL IT AS-IS FOR $75.
>>
WE'LL SELL IT AS-IS FOR $75. >> I THINK WE NEED TO CALL IT
QUITS
>> I THINK WE NEED TO CALL IT QUITS WITH THIS ONE.
DID
QUITS WITH THIS ONE. DID YOU FIND THE AMP YET FOR
THE
DID YOU FIND THE AMP YET FOR THE MIXER?
>>
THE MIXER? >> NO. I DIDN'T.
>>
>> NO. I DIDN'T. >> WELL, I THINK I CAN MAKE
SOMETHING
>> WELL, I THINK I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE MIXER AND
THOSE
SOMETHING OUT OF THE MIXER AND THOSE SPEAKERS FOR YOUR SHOP.
>>
THOSE SPEAKERS FOR YOUR SHOP. >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> BUT IF WHAT I HAVE IN MIND
COMES
>> BUT IF WHAT I HAVE IN MIND COMES OUT RIGHT...[clicks
tongue]...YOU'LL
COMES OUT RIGHT...[clicks tongue]...YOU'LL LIKE IT.
>>
tongue]...YOU'LL LIKE IT. >> I CAN TELL MARY'S EXCITED
ABOUT
>> I CAN TELL MARY'S EXCITED ABOUT THESE SPEAKERS.
SO
SO I
SO I JUST
SO I JUST GOTTA LET HER DO HER
THING.
BUT
SO I JUST GOTTA LET HER DO HER THING. BUT WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER
LOCKER.
TIME
BUT WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER LOCKER. TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.
>>
LOCKER. TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. >> IT'S THIS ONE, RIGHT?
>>
TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. >> IT'S THIS ONE, RIGHT? >> THIS--YEAH.
>>
>> IT'S THIS ONE, RIGHT? >> THIS--YEAH. >> MY GOD, MOE, I DO NOT
REMEMBER
>> THIS--YEAH. >> MY GOD, MOE, I DO NOT REMEMBER ALL THESE CLOTHES.
>>
>> MY GOD, MOE, I DO NOT REMEMBER ALL THESE CLOTHES. >> AFTER THE LAST LOCKER, BETTER
BE
REMEMBER ALL THESE CLOTHES. >> AFTER THE LAST LOCKER, BETTER BE SOMETHING GOOD IN HERE.
HEY,
>> AFTER THE LAST LOCKER, BETTER BE SOMETHING GOOD IN HERE. HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
THIS
BE SOMETHING GOOD IN HERE. HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
>>
HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. >> YEAH, THERE'S SOME GOOD
CLOTHES
THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. >> YEAH, THERE'S SOME GOOD CLOTHES IN HERE, MOE.
>>
>> YEAH, THERE'S SOME GOOD CLOTHES IN HERE, MOE. >> ALL THESE CLOTHES HAVE
DESIGNER
CLOTHES IN HERE, MOE. >> ALL THESE CLOTHES HAVE DESIGNER LABELS.
THERE'S
>> ALL THESE CLOTHES HAVE DESIGNER LABELS. THERE'S A LOTTA MONEY IN HERE.
I
DESIGNER LABELS. THERE'S A LOTTA MONEY IN HERE. I WISH SOME OF THEM FIT ME.
EXCELLENT. MARY, FROM THE LOOKS
OF
EXCELLENT. MARY, FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, I THINK WE GOT AT LEAST
$500
OF IT, I THINK WE GOT AT LEAST $500 IN CLOTHES.
>>
$500 IN CLOTHES. >> OOH! PFFFT!
WHAT
>> OOH! PFFFT! WHAT THE HECK?
MOE,
MOE, WHAT
MOE, WHAT THE HECK IS UNDER
THESE
MOE, WHAT THE HECK IS UNDER THESE CLOTHES?
>>
MOE, WHAT THE HECK IS UNDER THESE CLOTHES? >> OH, MY GOSH.
BOX
THESE CLOTHES? >> OH, MY GOSH. BOX IS 5 FEET LONG!
IT'S
>> OH, MY GOSH. BOX IS 5 FEET LONG! IT'S LIKE A COFFIN.
>>
BOX IS 5 FEET LONG! IT'S LIKE A COFFIN. >> IT'S SO HEAVY.
OKAY,
IT'S LIKE A COFFIN. >> IT'S SO HEAVY. OKAY, MOE, LET'S--YOU GET THAT
SIDE
>> IT'S SO HEAVY. OKAY, MOE, LET'S--YOU GET THAT SIDE AND I'LL GET--
>>
OKAY, MOE, LET'S--YOU GET THAT SIDE AND I'LL GET-- >> I MEAN, THIS REALLY IS
BRAND
SIDE AND I'LL GET-- >> I MEAN, THIS REALLY IS BRAND NEW.
IT'S
>> I MEAN, THIS REALLY IS BRAND NEW. IT'S A TRAMPOLINE.
>>
BRAND NEW. IT'S A TRAMPOLINE. >> THIS IS A CIRCUS TRAMPOLINE.
>>
IT'S A TRAMPOLINE. >> THIS IS A CIRCUS TRAMPOLINE. >> THAT'S 8 FEET.
OKAY?
I
>> THAT'S 8 FEET. OKAY? I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE THIS BIG.
ALL
OKAY? I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE THIS BIG. ALL COMPLETE.
WE
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE THIS BIG. ALL COMPLETE. WE NEED TO TAKE IT TO A
PROFESSIONAL.
>>
WE NEED TO TAKE IT TO A PROFESSIONAL. >> I'M THINKING THIS IS AN
ADVENTURE.
MOE'S
>> I'M THINKING THIS IS AN ADVENTURE. MOE'S NOT GONNA SELL HIS
TRAMPOLINE
ADVENTURE. MOE'S NOT GONNA SELL HIS TRAMPOLINE IN HIS SHOP, AND THIS
TRAMPOLINE'S
MOE'S NOT GONNA SELL HIS TRAMPOLINE IN HIS SHOP, AND THIS TRAMPOLINE'S BIGGER THAN MY
WHOLE
TRAMPOLINE IN HIS SHOP, AND THIS TRAMPOLINE'S BIGGER THAN MY WHOLE SHOP.
BUT
TRAMPOLINE'S BIGGER THAN MY WHOLE SHOP. BUT THIS THING'S GOTTA BE WORTH
SOME
WHOLE SHOP. BUT THIS THING'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
CHRISTMAS.
>>
CHRISTMAS. >> HANUKAH.
>>
>> HANUKAH. >> 20 BUCKS.
MOE!
THIS
MOE! THIS IS THE TICKET!
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S THE FIRST THING I SAW.
>>
>> [gasps] OOH!
WHOA...[laughs].
[bleep]!
OH,
WHOA...[laughs]. [bleep]! OH, MY GOD, DID I BREAK IT?
>>
[bleep]! OH, MY GOD, DID I BREAK IT? >> MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY!
>>
OH, MY GOD, DID I BREAK IT? >> MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY! >> WHAT?
>>
>> MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY! >> WHAT? >> LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY?
>>
>> WHAT? >> LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY? >> IT'S NOT BOLTED IN THERE.
GREAT.
>> LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY? >> IT'S NOT BOLTED IN THERE. GREAT. I MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN
THE
>> IT'S NOT BOLTED IN THERE. GREAT. I MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN THE ONE THING BOTH OF US CAN USE
IN
GREAT. I MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN THE ONE THING BOTH OF US CAN USE IN EITHER OF OUR SHOPS.
IT'S
THE ONE THING BOTH OF US CAN USE IN EITHER OF OUR SHOPS. IT'S STILL GOOD, MOE.
NOTHING'S
IN EITHER OF OUR SHOPS. IT'S STILL GOOD, MOE. NOTHING'S BROKEN.
>>
IT'S STILL GOOD, MOE. NOTHING'S BROKEN. >> YOU GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
>>
NOTHING'S BROKEN. >> YOU GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK. >> THAT'S EASILY FIXABLE.
>>
>> I
>> I WAS
>> I WAS GONNA SAY 350 BUCKS,
BUT
>> I WAS GONNA SAY 350 BUCKS, BUT NOW THAT IT'S HAD THIS MINOR
INJURY
BUT NOW THAT IT'S HAD THIS MINOR INJURY THAT YOU CREATED...
>>
INJURY THAT YOU CREATED... >> I WANT IT TO LOOK VINTAGE.
>>
>> I WANT IT TO LOOK VINTAGE. >> THAT JUST WENT TO $200.
>>
>> THAT JUST WENT TO $200. >> OH, COME ON.
IT'S
>> OH, COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I'M
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GONNA STILL
MAKE
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GONNA STILL MAKE POPCORN.
>>
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GONNA STILL MAKE POPCORN. >> WELL, MARY, I'M EXHAUSTED.
>>
MAKE POPCORN. >> WELL, MARY, I'M EXHAUSTED. >> YEAH.
>>
>> WELL, MARY, I'M EXHAUSTED. >> YEAH. >> I THINK WE DID OKAY.
I
>> YEAH. >> I THINK WE DID OKAY. I CAME LOOKING FOR MID-CENTURY.
I
>> I THINK WE DID OKAY. I CAME LOOKING FOR MID-CENTURY. I ENDED UP WITH A PROJECT FOR
MARY
I CAME LOOKING FOR MID-CENTURY. I ENDED UP WITH A PROJECT FOR MARY AND A TRAMPOLINE.
BOY,
I ENDED UP WITH A PROJECT FOR MARY AND A TRAMPOLINE. BOY, WHAT A CRAZY BUSINESS.
>>
MARY AND A TRAMPOLINE. BOY, WHAT A CRAZY BUSINESS. >> AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN
THE
BOY, WHAT A CRAZY BUSINESS. >> AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE, MOE.
>>
>> AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE, MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH,
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS PIECE IS OUT OF OUR
LEAGUE.
I
>> THIS PIECE IS OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. I MEAN, IT'S SOPHISTICATED.
BUT
LEAGUE. I MEAN, IT'S SOPHISTICATED. BUT WE FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON TO
CLUE
I MEAN, IT'S SOPHISTICATED. BUT WE FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON TO CLUE US IN.
>>
BUT WE FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON TO CLUE US IN. >> ARE YOU MARIGOLD?
>>
CLUE US IN. >> ARE YOU MARIGOLD? >> I AM.
>>
>> ARE YOU MARIGOLD? >> I AM. >> BUBBA.
>>
>> I AM. >> BUBBA. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU, BUBBA.
>>
>> BUBBA. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU, BUBBA. >> I'M RICKY.
>>
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU, BUBBA. >> I'M RICKY. >> HI, RICKY.
>>
>> I'M RICKY. >> HI, RICKY. >> WE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT...
>>
>> HI, RICKY. >> WE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT... >> INTERESTING!
DO
>> WE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT... >> INTERESTING! DO YOU THINK WE CAN MAYBE PUT
THIS
>> INTERESTING! DO YOU THINK WE CAN MAYBE PUT THIS TOGETHER SO WE CAN SEE A
LITTLE
DO YOU THINK WE CAN MAYBE PUT THIS TOGETHER SO WE CAN SEE A LITTLE BIT BETTER?
ON
THIS TOGETHER SO WE CAN SEE A LITTLE BIT BETTER? ON THAT SIDE.
THERE...I
LITTLE BIT BETTER? ON THAT SIDE. THERE...I THINK THAT'S HOW IT'S
GOING
ON THAT SIDE. THERE...I THINK THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO GO.
THERE
THERE...I THINK THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO GO. THERE YOU GO.
[triumphant
GOING TO HAVE TO GO. THERE YOU GO. [triumphant music]
♪
THERE YOU GO. [triumphant music] ♪ ♪
>>
[triumphant music] ♪ ♪ >> WHERE'S THIS FROM?
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHERE'S THIS FROM? >> IT'S FRENCH.
I'D
>> WHERE'S THIS FROM? >> IT'S FRENCH. I'D SAY IT'S FROM AROUND 1900
JUST
>> IT'S FRENCH. I'D SAY IT'S FROM AROUND 1900 JUST UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY.
>>
I'D SAY IT'S FROM AROUND 1900 JUST UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY. >> IT'S 100 YEARS OLD.
>>
JUST UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY. >> IT'S 100 YEARS OLD. >> YEAH. YEAH. IT'S OLDER THAN I
AM.
THE
>> YEAH. YEAH. IT'S OLDER THAN I AM. THE CARVING IS REALLY NICE.
THEY
AM. THE CARVING IS REALLY NICE. THEY CAN'T DO THAT WITH MACHINE
CARVING,
THE CARVING IS REALLY NICE. THEY CAN'T DO THAT WITH MACHINE CARVING, SO THAT'S ALL CARVED
BY
THEY CAN'T DO THAT WITH MACHINE CARVING, SO THAT'S ALL CARVED BY HAND.
YOU
CARVING, SO THAT'S ALL CARVED BY HAND. YOU CAN SEE IT ALL THROUGH HERE.
IT
BY HAND. YOU CAN SEE IT ALL THROUGH HERE. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN USED IN A
LADY'S
YOU CAN SEE IT ALL THROUGH HERE. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN USED IN A LADY'S BOUDOIR.
>>
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN USED IN A LADY'S BOUDOIR. >> YOU DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE
DONE
LADY'S BOUDOIR. >> YOU DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE DONE LIKE ALSO KIND OF A ROOM
DIVIDER?
>>
DONE LIKE ALSO KIND OF A ROOM DIVIDER? >> WELL--
>>
DIVIDER? >> WELL-- >> WHY WOULD YOU PUT GLASS?
'CAUSE
>> WELL-- >> WHY WOULD YOU PUT GLASS? 'CAUSE I CAN LOOK OVER IN THERE.
>>
>> WHY WOULD YOU PUT GLASS? 'CAUSE I CAN LOOK OVER IN THERE. >> RIGHT. YES, IF I WERE...
BEHIND
'CAUSE I CAN LOOK OVER IN THERE. >> RIGHT. YES, IF I WERE... BEHIND THIS, I'D...HAVE TO BE...
[laughs]
>> RIGHT. YES, IF I WERE... BEHIND THIS, I'D...HAVE TO BE... [laughs] SCOOCHED DOWN.
>>
BEHIND THIS, I'D...HAVE TO BE... [laughs] SCOOCHED DOWN. >> SHORT AS I AM, HUH?
>>
[laughs] SCOOCHED DOWN. >> SHORT AS I AM, HUH? >> RIGHT. YOU COULD--
>>
>> SHORT AS I AM, HUH? >> RIGHT. YOU COULD-- >> WELL, THEY WERE FRENCH, TOO,
THOUGH.
>>
>> WELL, THEY WERE FRENCH, TOO, THOUGH. >> THEY WERE.
I
THOUGH. >> THEY WERE. I LIKE THE FACT THAT THAT'S A
REAL
>> THEY WERE. I LIKE THE FACT THAT THAT'S A REAL OIL PAINTING.
AND
I LIKE THE FACT THAT THAT'S A REAL OIL PAINTING. AND IT, YOU KNOW, PORTRAYS WHAT
THE
REAL OIL PAINTING. AND IT, YOU KNOW, PORTRAYS WHAT THE 19TH CENTURY PEOPLE THOUGHT
OF
AND IT, YOU KNOW, PORTRAYS WHAT THE 19TH CENTURY PEOPLE THOUGHT OF AS AN 18TH CENTURY FRENCH
PASTIME.
>>
OF AS AN 18TH CENTURY FRENCH PASTIME. >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING
PASTIME. >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE SHEEP, RIGHT?
>>
>> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE SHEEP, RIGHT? >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING
WATCHING THE SHEEP, RIGHT? >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE SHEEP, YES.
>>
>> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE SHEEP, YES. >> SO THEY JUST SAID, "UH, ORGY
UP
WATCHING THE SHEEP, YES. >> SO THEY JUST SAID, "UH, ORGY UP ON THE HILL."
[record
>> SO THEY JUST SAID, "UH, ORGY UP ON THE HILL." [record scratch effect]
>>
UP ON THE HILL." [record scratch effect] >> WHAT?
HAVE
[record scratch effect] >> WHAT? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AT AN ORGY
BEFORE?
>>
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AT AN ORGY BEFORE? >> NOT ON A HILL.
>>
BEFORE? >> NOT ON A HILL. >> YES. I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED
ONE
>> NOT ON A HILL. >> YES. I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED ONE OF THOSE YET.
>>
>> SO
>> SO MARIGOLD, WHAT DO WE THINK
IT'S
>> SO MARIGOLD, WHAT DO WE THINK IT'S WORTH?
>>
IT'S WORTH? >> THIS TYPE OF SCREEN HAS SOLD
AT
>> THIS TYPE OF SCREEN HAS SOLD AT AUCTION FOR...
OH,
AT AUCTION FOR... OH, $800, $1,000.
>>
>> HA!
>> HA! MESQUITE DIDN'T GET US
THIS
>> HA! MESQUITE DIDN'T GET US THIS TIME!
THANK
>> HA! MESQUITE DIDN'T GET US THIS TIME! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE
INFORMATION.
>>
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE INFORMATION. >> WELL, THANK YOU.
I
INFORMATION. >> WELL, THANK YOU. I ENJOYED SEEING THIS.
IT'S
>> WELL, THANK YOU. I ENJOYED SEEING THIS. IT'S A LOVELY PIECE.
I
I ENJOYED SEEING THIS. IT'S A LOVELY PIECE. I THINK THAT'LL GO BACK--BACK
THE
IT'S A LOVELY PIECE. I THINK THAT'LL GO BACK--BACK THE OTHER WAY.
>>
I THINK THAT'LL GO BACK--BACK THE OTHER WAY. >> TILT IT TOWARDS ME.
>>
THE OTHER WAY. >> TILT IT TOWARDS ME. >> OKAY.
>>
>> TILT IT TOWARDS ME. >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU, GUYS.
[thud,
>> OKAY. >> THANK YOU, GUYS. [thud, clatter]
WILL
WILL YOU
WILL YOU HOLD THAT FOR ME?
>>
WILL YOU HOLD THAT FOR ME? >> OH...OH...
IT'S
>> OH...OH... IT'S COME APART AT THE JOINT.
[thud]
>>
[thud] >> WELL, ARE YOU GONNA HOLD 'EM?
>>
>> WELL, ARE YOU GONNA HOLD 'EM? >> OH, MY GOD!
[laughs]
GOOD
[laughs] GOOD LORD.
>>
GOOD LORD. >> AH, HERE WE GO.
>>
>> AH, HERE WE GO. >> THAT'S THE CURSE OF THE
MESQUITE
>> THAT'S THE CURSE OF THE MESQUITE PLACE AGAIN.
[thud]
>>
[thud] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO IT?
>>
>> DAMN
>> DAMN YOU, MESQUITE!
>>
>> DAMN YOU, MESQUITE! >> OH, THAT WAS
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I FOUND A HUGE
TRAMPOLINE.
HOPEFULLY,
>> MARY AND I FOUND A HUGE TRAMPOLINE. HOPEFULLY, WE CAN BOUNCE BACK
AND
TRAMPOLINE. HOPEFULLY, WE CAN BOUNCE BACK AND TURN A MAJOR PROFIT.
>>
HOPEFULLY, WE CAN BOUNCE BACK AND TURN A MAJOR PROFIT. >> WE FOUND THE COOLEST PLACE
EVER.
IT'S
>> WE FOUND THE COOLEST PLACE EVER. IT'S A TRAMPOLINE PARK.
MAYBE
EVER. IT'S A TRAMPOLINE PARK. MAYBE THERE'S AN ACROBAT HERE
THAT
IT'S A TRAMPOLINE PARK. MAYBE THERE'S AN ACROBAT HERE THAT CAN HELP US.
>>
MAYBE THERE'S AN ACROBAT HERE THAT CAN HELP US. >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M
THAT CAN HELP US. >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I'M MICHAEL.
>>
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I'M MICHAEL. >> GOOD. I'M MOE.
>>
I'M MICHAEL. >> GOOD. I'M MOE. >> MARY.
>>
>> GOOD. I'M MOE. >> MARY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO
>> MARY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. SO WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. SO WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> WE HAVE THIS TRAMPOLINE.
>>
SO WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> WE HAVE THIS TRAMPOLINE. >> WHY DON'T WE TAKE A STEP DOWN
THE
>> WE HAVE THIS TRAMPOLINE. >> WHY DON'T WE TAKE A STEP DOWN THE STAIRS AND SEE IF YOU'VE GOT
ALL
>> WHY DON'T WE TAKE A STEP DOWN THE STAIRS AND SEE IF YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS.
>>
THE STAIRS AND SEE IF YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS. >> SUPER.
>>
ALL THE PARTS. >> SUPER. >> WELL, UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
WHAT
>> SUPER. >> WELL, UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WHAT WE CAN DO IS WE CAN LAY IT
OUT.
LOOKS
WHAT WE CAN DO IS WE CAN LAY IT OUT. LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN DECENT SHAPE,
THOUGH.
OKAY,
LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN DECENT SHAPE, THOUGH. OKAY, LET'S JUST LAY THESE
AROUND
THOUGH. OKAY, LET'S JUST LAY THESE AROUND IN A CIRCLE AND SEE WHAT
WE
OKAY, LET'S JUST LAY THESE AROUND IN A CIRCLE AND SEE WHAT WE GOT.
[parts
AROUND IN A CIRCLE AND SEE WHAT WE GOT. [parts clanging]
>>
WE GOT. [parts clanging] >> IF I'M GETTING ON THIS, I'M
SECURING
[parts clanging] >> IF I'M GETTING ON THIS, I'M SECURING THESE JOINTS.
>>
>> IF I'M GETTING ON THIS, I'M SECURING THESE JOINTS. >> FIRST ONE WINS.
>>
SECURING THESE JOINTS. >> FIRST ONE WINS. >> [laughs] FIRST ONE WINS!
I
>> FIRST ONE WINS. >> [laughs] FIRST ONE WINS! I HAVE SOME AREAS OF CONCERN
HERE.
>>
I HAVE SOME AREAS OF CONCERN HERE. >> HA HA.
>>
HERE. >> HA HA. >> ARE WE GETTING READY?
>>
>> HA HA. >> ARE WE GETTING READY? >> THE LAST THING TO DO IS JUST
GET
>> ARE WE GETTING READY? >> THE LAST THING TO DO IS JUST GET ON HERE AND JUMP.
>>
>> THE LAST THING TO DO IS JUST GET ON HERE AND JUMP. >> AH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I
GET ON HERE AND JUMP. >> AH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I HAVE TO GET READY.
>>
>> AH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I HAVE TO GET READY. >> [laughing] OH, MY GOD.
I
I HAVE TO GET READY. >> [laughing] OH, MY GOD. I JUST HOPE MOE DID NOT BRING
LEOTARDS.
[Mary
I JUST HOPE MOE DID NOT BRING LEOTARDS. [Mary laughing]
>>
LEOTARDS. [Mary laughing] >> READY, MARY?
>>
[Mary laughing] >> READY, MARY? >> OOH, MOE.
[laughs]
>>
>> OOH, MOE. [laughs] >> YOU LIKE THAT ENTRY?
OH,
[laughs] >> YOU LIKE THAT ENTRY? OH, MY GOD.
OH,
>> YOU LIKE THAT ENTRY? OH, MY GOD. OH, MY FEET HAVE TO LEAVE THE
GROUND,
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY FEET HAVE TO LEAVE THE GROUND, RIGHT?
[both
OH, MY FEET HAVE TO LEAVE THE GROUND, RIGHT? [both laughing]
I
GROUND, RIGHT? [both laughing] I WONDER IF MY HIP WILL HOLD UP.
>>
[both laughing] I WONDER IF MY HIP WILL HOLD UP. >> I THINK IT'S TIME TO TALK
ABOUT
I WONDER IF MY HIP WILL HOLD UP. >> I THINK IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT MONEY BEFORE MOE GETS
HURT.
>>
ABOUT MONEY BEFORE MOE GETS HURT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
HURT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
THE
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. THE BED LOOKS GOOD, I MEAN, THE
PADDING
>> IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. THE BED LOOKS GOOD, I MEAN, THE PADDING LOOKS GOOD.
ALL
THE BED LOOKS GOOD, I MEAN, THE PADDING LOOKS GOOD. ALL YOUR SPRINGS, I MEAN, THEY
ALMOST
PADDING LOOKS GOOD. ALL YOUR SPRINGS, I MEAN, THEY ALMOST LOOK BRAND NEW.
>>
>> IF
>> IF WE
>> IF WE WERE TO PUT A VALUE ON
IT...
>>
IT... >> YEAH, I THINK, UM...
[drum
>> YEAH, I THINK, UM... [drum roll]
ABOUT
[drum roll] ABOUT $350 AT LEAST.
>>
ABOUT $350 AT LEAST. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> 350?
THAT'S...GREAT!
>>
>> TRAMPOLINE'S WORTH SOME
MONEY.
NOW
>> TRAMPOLINE'S WORTH SOME MONEY. NOW ALL MARY HAS TO DO IS FINISH
HER
MONEY. NOW ALL MARY HAS TO DO IS FINISH HER STEREO SPEAKER PROJECT.
THANKS
NOW ALL MARY HAS TO DO IS FINISH HER STEREO SPEAKER PROJECT. THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT.
>>
HER STEREO SPEAKER PROJECT. THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT. >> ANYTIME. IT WAS A PLEASURE TO
HAVE
THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT. >> ANYTIME. IT WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU.
>>
>> ANYTIME. IT WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU. >> OH, IT WAS
MARY
MARY TOOK
MARY TOOK SOME OLD STEREO
EQUIPMENT,
MARY TOOK SOME OLD STEREO EQUIPMENT, AND SHE'S
TRANSFORMING
MARY TOOK SOME OLD STEREO EQUIPMENT, AND SHE'S TRANSFORMING IT INTO A PIECE FOR
MY
EQUIPMENT, AND SHE'S TRANSFORMING IT INTO A PIECE FOR MY GALLERY.
SO
TRANSFORMING IT INTO A PIECE FOR MY GALLERY. SO TODAY I'M GOING TO HER SHOP
TO
MY GALLERY. SO TODAY I'M GOING TO HER SHOP TO CHECK IT OUT.
[singsong]
SO TODAY I'M GOING TO HER SHOP TO CHECK IT OUT. [singsong] MARY.
>>
TO CHECK IT OUT. [singsong] MARY. >> HOW YOU DOING?
>>
[singsong] MARY. >> HOW YOU DOING? >> I CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU MADE.
>>
>> HOW YOU DOING? >> I CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU MADE. >> OKAY. READY?
>>
>> I CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU MADE. >> OKAY. READY? >> I'M READY.
>>
>> OKAY. READY? >> I'M READY. >> TA DA!
>>
>> I'M READY. >> TA DA! >> WOW.
>>
>> TA DA! >> WOW. >> TURNED OUT COOL, RIGHT?
>>
>> WOW. >> TURNED OUT COOL, RIGHT? >> YES!
>>
>> TURNED OUT COOL, RIGHT? >> YES! >> YEAH, SO I MADE IT INTO A
DESK.
>>
>> YEAH, SO I MADE IT INTO A DESK. >> PERFECT.
>>
DESK. >> PERFECT. >> THESE WERE THE OLD SPEAKERS,
AND
>> PERFECT. >> THESE WERE THE OLD SPEAKERS, AND I TOOK OUT THE SUBWOOFER
DEAL-A-MA-JIG,
>> THESE WERE THE OLD SPEAKERS, AND I TOOK OUT THE SUBWOOFER DEAL-A-MA-JIG, AND I MADE
THESE
AND I TOOK OUT THE SUBWOOFER DEAL-A-MA-JIG, AND I MADE THESE INTO DOORS.
SO
DEAL-A-MA-JIG, AND I MADE THESE INTO DOORS. SO YOU CAN PUT LIKE SOME BOOKS
IN
THESE INTO DOORS. SO YOU CAN PUT LIKE SOME BOOKS IN THERE--WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
AND
SO YOU CAN PUT LIKE SOME BOOKS IN THERE--WHATEVER YOU LIKE. AND THEN THESE WERE ACTUALLY
THESE
IN THERE--WHATEVER YOU LIKE. AND THEN THESE WERE ACTUALLY THESE PIECES OF WOOD ON THE SIDE
OF
AND THEN THESE WERE ACTUALLY THESE PIECES OF WOOD ON THE SIDE OF THE SOUNDBOARD.
I
THESE PIECES OF WOOD ON THE SIDE OF THE SOUNDBOARD. I MADE THEM LITTLE DRAWERS.
>>
OF THE SOUNDBOARD. I MADE THEM LITTLE DRAWERS. >> EXCELLENT!
>>
I MADE THEM LITTLE DRAWERS. >> EXCELLENT! >> I PUT THE SOUNDBOARD IN THE
MIDDLE
>> EXCELLENT! >> I PUT THE SOUNDBOARD IN THE MIDDLE AND PUT A PIECE OF GLASS
OVER
>> I PUT THE SOUNDBOARD IN THE MIDDLE AND PUT A PIECE OF GLASS OVER IT SO YOU CAN DO YOUR WORK
OR
MIDDLE AND PUT A PIECE OF GLASS OVER IT SO YOU CAN DO YOUR WORK OR WHATEVER ON TOP OF IT.
DIFFERENT,
OVER IT SO YOU CAN DO YOUR WORK OR WHATEVER ON TOP OF IT. DIFFERENT, RIGHT?
>>
OR WHATEVER ON TOP OF IT. DIFFERENT, RIGHT? >> THIS IS JUST FABULOUS!
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK--
>>
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK-- >> I THINK, WHAT--
525?
YOU
525? YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
I
YOU DID A GREAT JOB. I LOVE IT!
>>
I LOVE IT! >> THANKS, MO.
I
>> THANKS, MO. I HAVE A PROBLEM PUTTING A PRICE
ON
I HAVE A PROBLEM PUTTING A PRICE ON THINGS I MAKE.
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M REALLY GLAD TO HAVE MOE
HERE
SO I'M REALLY GLAD TO HAVE MOE HERE TO HELP ME.
HAVE
SO I'M REALLY GLAD TO HAVE MOE HERE TO HELP ME. HAVE A SEAT.
[chuckles]
YEAH,
HAVE A SEAT. [chuckles] YEAH, THAT'S IT!
[beat
[chuckles] YEAH, THAT'S IT! [beat boxing effect]
JUST
YEAH, THAT'S IT! [beat boxing effect] JUST THINK COOL.
COOL.
YEAH!
THE
COOL. YEAH! THE NOISE IS LIKE,
WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA.
>>
THE NOISE IS LIKE, WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA. >> [whooshing sounds]
>>
WIGGA-WIGGA-WIGGA. >> [whooshing sounds] >> ARE YOU OUTSIDE IN A
BLIZZARD?
IT'S
>> ARE YOU OUTSIDE IN A BLIZZARD? IT'S MORE LIKE
WIKKA-WIKKA-WIKKA.
>>
IT'S MORE LIKE WIKKA-WIKKA-WIKKA. >> OH, OKAY.
MORE
WIKKA-WIKKA-WIKKA. >> OH, OKAY. MORE LIKE...
[making
>> OH, OKAY. MORE LIKE... [making sounds]
WITH
MORE LIKE... [making sounds] WITH MARY ON MY TEAM UP-CYCLING
PIECES,
[making sounds] WITH MARY ON MY TEAM UP-CYCLING PIECES, I FEEL LIKE I CAN NEVER
LOSE
WITH MARY ON MY TEAM UP-CYCLING PIECES, I FEEL LIKE I CAN NEVER LOSE AT AN AUCTION.
ANYONE
PIECES, I FEEL LIKE I CAN NEVER LOSE AT AN AUCTION. ANYONE DANCING?
WICK-WICK-WICK-WICK-WICK.
EEE-EEE-EEE...
WHOOOO...
>>
EEE-EEE-EEE... WHOOOO... >> THE MONEY IN MESQUITE GOES TO
MOE
WHOOOO... >> THE MONEY IN MESQUITE GOES TO MOE AND MARY, WHOSE STEREO DESK
AND
>> THE MONEY IN MESQUITE GOES TO MOE AND MARY, WHOSE STEREO DESK AND TRAMPOLINE BOUNCED THEM TO A
PROFIT
MOE AND MARY, WHOSE STEREO DESK AND TRAMPOLINE BOUNCED THEM TO A PROFIT OF $1,020.
RICKY
AND TRAMPOLINE BOUNCED THEM TO A PROFIT OF $1,020. RICKY AND BUBBA COULDN'T BREAK
THEIR
PROFIT OF $1,020. RICKY AND BUBBA COULDN'T BREAK THEIR CURSE BUT DID BREAK AN
ANTIQUE
RICKY AND BUBBA COULDN'T BREAK THEIR CURSE BUT DID BREAK AN ANTIQUE FRENCH ROOM DIVIDER,
FINISHING
THEIR CURSE BUT DID BREAK AN ANTIQUE FRENCH ROOM DIVIDER, FINISHING WITH ONLY 35 BUCKS.
VICTOR'S
ANTIQUE FRENCH ROOM DIVIDER, FINISHING WITH ONLY 35 BUCKS. VICTOR'S FOCUS ON SMALL STUFF
LEFT
FINISHING WITH ONLY 35 BUCKS. VICTOR'S FOCUS ON SMALL STUFF LEFT HIM WITH NO STUFF...
WHILE
VICTOR'S FOCUS ON SMALL STUFF LEFT HIM WITH NO STUFF... WHILE JENNY'S INJURY KEPT HER
EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
>> SO
>> SO THIS IS ABOUT JIMMY.
HE'S
>> SO THIS IS ABOUT JIMMY. HE'S A WOMBAT.
"JIMMY
HE'S A WOMBAT. "JIMMY IS MULTITALENTED IN ODD
YET
"JIMMY IS MULTITALENTED IN ODD YET EXCEPTIONAL WAYS.
YOU
YET EXCEPTIONAL WAYS. YOU FEEL NOT TOO SKINNY?
HE'LL
YOU FEEL NOT TOO SKINNY? HE'LL PACK ON A TON.
YOU
HE'LL PACK ON A TON. YOU FEEL LIKE SOME LIVE MUSIC?
HE'LL
YOU FEEL LIKE SOME LIVE MUSIC? HE'LL SING HOT CROSS BUN.
AND
HE'LL SING HOT CROSS BUN. AND HE JUST LOVES A GREAT CHEESE
SOUFFLE,
AND HE JUST LOVES A GREAT CHEESE SOUFFLE, A FIRST SCHOOL DAY,
AND
SOUFFLE, A FIRST SCHOOL DAY, AND A GREAT PIECE OF FOLK ART.
BUT
AND A GREAT PIECE OF FOLK ART. BUT JIMMY SURE HAS HIS QUIRKS
TOO.
SO
TOO. SO NEVER, EVER GET HIM HIKING
GEAR,
SO NEVER, EVER GET HIM HIKING GEAR, SUEDE GLOVES, OR CERAMIC
WEAR."
SO
WEAR." SO THAT WAS MY