>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> WE HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF RULES
TO
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> WE HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF RULES TO BUY BY.
>>
>> WE HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF RULES TO BUY BY. >> RULE NUMERO UNO-- GET THE
BEST
TO BUY BY. >> RULE NUMERO UNO-- GET THE BEST LOCKER.
RULE
>> RULE NUMERO UNO-- GET THE BEST LOCKER. RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT,
THE
BEST LOCKER. RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT, THE POT'S RIGHT.
RULE
RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT, THE POT'S RIGHT. RULE NUMBER 63--PUPPIES.
>>
THE POT'S RIGHT. RULE NUMBER 63--PUPPIES. >> I NEED MY OWN SIGNATURE
BIDDING
RULE NUMBER 63--PUPPIES. >> I NEED MY OWN SIGNATURE BIDDING CALL.
GIVE
>> I NEED MY OWN SIGNATURE BIDDING CALL. GIVE IT TO ME!
I
BIDDING CALL. GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT IT!
OVER
GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT IT! OVER HERE!
YOU
I WANT IT! OVER HERE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
>>
OVER HERE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! >> IF WE GET A UNIT LIKE THIS
EVERY
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! >> IF WE GET A UNIT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME, WE CAN RETIRE.
>>
>> IF WE GET A UNIT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME, WE CAN RETIRE. >> SON OF A POOCH!
>>
EVERY TIME, WE CAN RETIRE. >> SON OF A POOCH! >> I'D LIKE TO GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> I'D LIKE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> THEY RUN ANYWHERE FROM 1,200
TO
OUT. >> THEY RUN ANYWHERE FROM 1,200 TO 20 GRAND.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> TODAY,
>> TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO
WAXAHACHIE.
IT'S
>> TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO WAXAHACHIE. IT'S ONE OF THE MOST PICTURESQUE
SMALL
WAXAHACHIE. IT'S ONE OF THE MOST PICTURESQUE SMALL TOWNS IN ALL OF TEXAS, BUT
IF
IF OUR
IF OUR BUYERS WALK AWAY
EMPTY-HANDED,
IF OUR BUYERS WALK AWAY EMPTY-HANDED, THAT PICTURE AIN'T
GONNA
EMPTY-HANDED, THAT PICTURE AIN'T GONNA BE TOO
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY NEED
TO
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY NEED TO GET DOWN PAT IS MY BIDDING
CALL,
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY NEED TO GET DOWN PAT IS MY BIDDING CALL, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW
AWKWARD
TO GET DOWN PAT IS MY BIDDING CALL, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD I AM.
I
I NEED
I NEED MY
I NEED MY OWN SIGNATURE BIDDING
CALL,
I NEED MY OWN SIGNATURE BIDDING CALL, SOMETHING THAT SAYS,
"MARY'S
"MARY'S BIDDING, SO YOU BETTER
WATCH
"MARY'S BIDDING, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT."
>>
"MARY'S BIDDING, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT." >> HOW ABOUT, "OVER HERE."
>>
WATCH OUT." >> HOW ABOUT, "OVER HERE." >> OVER HERE!
>>
>> HOW ABOUT, "OVER HERE." >> OVER HERE! >> NO, A DIFFERENT INFLECTION.
>>
>> OVER HERE! >> NO, A DIFFERENT INFLECTION. >> OVER HERE.
>>
>> NO, A DIFFERENT INFLECTION. >> OVER HERE. >> IT'S MINE!
>>
>> OVER HERE. >> IT'S MINE! >> IT'S MINE!
[laughs]
>>
>> IT'S MINE! [laughs] >> YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
>>
[laughs] >> YEAH, I LIKE THAT. >> I'M GONNA PRACTICE TODAY,
MOE.
>>
>> I'M GONNA PRACTICE TODAY, MOE. >> ONLY PRACTICE ON THE GOOD
ONES,
MOE. >> ONLY PRACTICE ON THE GOOD ONES, THOUGH, OKAY?
>>
>> ONLY PRACTICE ON THE GOOD ONES, THOUGH, OKAY? >> YEAH.
I
ONES, THOUGH, OKAY? >> YEAH. I WANT IT!
I
>> YEAH. I WANT IT! I WANT IT.
>>
I WANT IT! I WANT IT. >> I'M PUMPED TO BE HERE IN
WAXAHACHIE
I WANT IT. >> I'M PUMPED TO BE HERE IN WAXAHACHIE BECAUSE THERE'S SOME
OLD
>> I'M PUMPED TO BE HERE IN WAXAHACHIE BECAUSE THERE'S SOME OLD TEXAS MONEY HERE.
THAT
WAXAHACHIE BECAUSE THERE'S SOME OLD TEXAS MONEY HERE. THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY
GONNA
OLD TEXAS MONEY HERE. THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE SOME REALLY HIGH-END
STUFF
THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE SOME REALLY HIGH-END STUFF IN THESE UNITS.
MY
MY LADY
MY LADY CUSTOMERS ARE IN THE
MARKET
MY LADY CUSTOMERS ARE IN THE MARKET FOR FAMILY ROOM FURNITURE
THAT'S
MARKET FOR FAMILY ROOM FURNITURE THAT'S STURDY AND HAS NICE
LINES...LIKE
THAT'S STURDY AND HAS NICE LINES...LIKE ME.
>>
>> WAXAHACHIE IS ONE OF THE
OLDEST
>> WAXAHACHIE IS ONE OF THE OLDEST TOWNS IN TEXAS.
IT'S
>> WAXAHACHIE IS ONE OF THE OLDEST TOWNS IN TEXAS. IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR ANTIQUES,
SO
OLDEST TOWNS IN TEXAS. IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR ANTIQUES, SO I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT
STRATEGY
IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR ANTIQUES, SO I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT STRATEGY TODAY.
BASICALLY,
SO I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT STRATEGY TODAY. BASICALLY, I'M GOING TO THE
SOURCE.
I'M
BASICALLY, I'M GOING TO THE SOURCE. I'M GONNA TALK TO ANTIQUES
ABOUT
SOURCE. I'M GONNA TALK TO ANTIQUES ABOUT ANTIQUES.
TODAY,
TODAY, I'M GONNA TALK TO ALL
THE
TODAY, I'M GONNA TALK TO ALL THE OLD CRONES AT THE AUCTION
AND
THE OLD CRONES AT THE AUCTION AND PUMP THEM FOR INFORMATION.
THEY'RE
THEY'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE AN OIL
WELL
THEY'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE AN OIL WELL THAT'S BEEN DRY FOR 20
YEARS
THEY'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE AN OIL WELL THAT'S BEEN DRY FOR 20 YEARS AFTER I'M DONE PUMPING
'EM.
>>
YEARS AFTER I'M DONE PUMPING 'EM. >> YOU BETTER STICK TO THE RULES
TODAY.
>>
>> YOU BETTER STICK TO THE RULES TODAY. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
TODAY. >> OH, YEAH. >> PART OF THE REASON FOR OUR
SUCCESS
>> OH, YEAH. >> PART OF THE REASON FOR OUR SUCCESS IS WE HAVE A WHOLE BOOK
OF
>> PART OF THE REASON FOR OUR SUCCESS IS WE HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF RULES.
WE
WE CALL
WE CALL IT "RICKY AND BUBBA'S
RULES
WE CALL IT "RICKY AND BUBBA'S RULES TO BUY BY."
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, HERE'S NUMBER 12, RIGHT
HERE.
>>
>> WELL, HERE'S NUMBER 12, RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH.
>>
HERE. >> YEAH. >> IF IT LOOKS CLEAN, WE'RE
GONNA
>> YEAH. >> IF IT LOOKS CLEAN, WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME
GREEN.
RULE
GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME GREEN. RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT,
THE
GREEN. RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT, THE POT'S RIGHT.
>>
RULE 22--IF THE CROWD'S LIGHT, THE POT'S RIGHT. >> [laughs]
>>
THE POT'S RIGHT. >> [laughs] >> WHY DID YOU MAKE 'EM ALL
RHYME?
>>
>> WHY DID YOU MAKE 'EM ALL RHYME? >> I DON'T KNOW.
I
RHYME? >> I DON'T KNOW. I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK. >> MOVEABLE SPEED BUMPS.
>>
I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK. >> MOVEABLE SPEED BUMPS. >> RULE NUMBER 128--[bleep]
VICTOR.
>>
>> RULE NUMBER 128--[bleep] VICTOR. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
VICTOR. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO
LOOK
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP!
LET'S
>> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO!
[blade
>>
>> NICE
>> NICE LITTLE CURIO.
>>
>> NICE LITTLE CURIO. >> YEAH. WE'LL BID ON THIS.
>>
>> NICE LITTLE CURIO. >> YEAH. WE'LL BID ON THIS. >> NOT TOO BAD OF STUFF.
RULE
>> YEAH. WE'LL BID ON THIS. >> NOT TOO BAD OF STUFF. RULE NUMBER SEVEN--NOTHING CAN
BE
>> NOT TOO BAD OF STUFF. RULE NUMBER SEVEN--NOTHING CAN BE FINER THAN A CABINET MADE FOR
CHINA.
I
I NEVER
I NEVER SAID IT WAS POETRY.
>>
I NEVER SAID IT WAS POETRY. >> DO YOU SEE ANY ANTIQUES IN
HERE?
WHAT'S
HERE? WHAT'S MID-CENTURY?
NO,
WHAT'S MID-CENTURY? NO, IT'S NOT.
THAT
NO, IT'S NOT. THAT IS A REPRODUCTION.
YEAH.
I
I DON'T
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ANTIQUE IN
HERE.
OKAY,
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ANTIQUE IN HERE. OKAY, GET--FIRE THAT CANE UP AND
LET'S
HERE. OKAY, GET--FIRE THAT CANE UP AND LET'S GO.
>>
OKAY, GET--FIRE THAT CANE UP AND LET'S GO. >> THERE'S TWO GREAT PIECES OF
FURNITURE.
YEAH,
>> THERE'S TWO GREAT PIECES OF FURNITURE. YEAH, THIS IS HIGH-END FURNITURE
THAT
FURNITURE. YEAH, THIS IS HIGH-END FURNITURE THAT I CAN JUST REPAINT AND PUT
OUT
YEAH, THIS IS HIGH-END FURNITURE THAT I CAN JUST REPAINT AND PUT OUT IN THE STORE.
>>
THAT I CAN JUST REPAINT AND PUT OUT IN THE STORE. >> IF YOU PAINT IT, THAT'S AN
INSULT
OUT IN THE STORE. >> IF YOU PAINT IT, THAT'S AN INSULT TO A TREE.
OH,
>> IF YOU PAINT IT, THAT'S AN INSULT TO A TREE. OH, I'M SORRY, MARY.
[laughter]
WERE
OH, I'M SORRY, MARY. [laughter] WERE YOU THINKING OF THAT?
>>
[laughter] WERE YOU THINKING OF THAT? >> NO.
DUH!
I'M
>> NO. DUH! I'M GONNA PAINT IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANYBODY WANT TO BID
100?
100
100? 100 THERE. NOW 200.
>>
100 THERE. NOW 200. >> I WANT IT!
>>
>> I WANT IT! >> 200, NOW 300.
WHO'LL
>> 200, NOW 300. WHO'LL BID 300?
NOW
WHO'LL BID 300? NOW 350. WHO'LL GIVE 350?
NOW
NOW 350. WHO'LL GIVE 350? NOW 375.
>>
NOW 375. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> 375, AND 400.
NOW
>> 375, AND 400. NOW 425.
>>
NOW 425. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 425. NEW PLAYER.
NOW
>> 425. NEW PLAYER. NOW 450. WHO'LL GIVE 450?
ANOTHER
NOW 450. WHO'LL GIVE 450? ANOTHER NEW PLAYER.
NOW
ANOTHER NEW PLAYER. NOW 475.
>>
NOW 475. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> THE BID, 475! NOW 500.
500
>> THE BID, 475! NOW 500. 500 THERE.
525
500 THERE. 525 GOING ONCE.
525
525 GOING ONCE. 525 GOING TWICE.
I
525 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$500,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $500, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[cheers
$500, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> BAM, THROW SOME PAINT ON IT.
THESE
THESE BABIES WILL FLY OUT MY
DOOR.
HEY,
THESE BABIES WILL FLY OUT MY DOOR. HEY, MOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
ON
DOOR. HEY, MOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ON THAT LAST LOCKER?
>>
HEY, MOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ON THAT LAST LOCKER? >> ALL THAT WOOD?
YOU'RE
ON THAT LAST LOCKER? >> ALL THAT WOOD? YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE WOOD
COMMUNITY.
>>
YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE WOOD COMMUNITY. >> THAT'S NOT WHAT MY FIANCE
SAYS.
>>
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT MY FIANCE SAYS. >> [laughs]
[blade
SAYS. >> [laughs] [blade whirring]
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS A
THIS IS A COLLABORATION OF NEW
AND
THIS IS A COLLABORATION OF NEW AND OLD.
AND
THIS IS A COLLABORATION OF NEW AND OLD. AND SEE, THERE'S A GOOD NEWER
COUCH
AND OLD. AND SEE, THERE'S A GOOD NEWER COUCH AND TWO OLD SEWING TABLES.
I
AND SEE, THERE'S A GOOD NEWER COUCH AND TWO OLD SEWING TABLES. I CAN PAINT THESE SEWING TABLES
AND
COUCH AND TWO OLD SEWING TABLES. I CAN PAINT THESE SEWING TABLES AND MAKE 'EM REALLY CUTE DESKS
FOR
I CAN PAINT THESE SEWING TABLES AND MAKE 'EM REALLY CUTE DESKS FOR MY SORORITY GIRLS.
>>
AND MAKE 'EM REALLY CUTE DESKS FOR MY SORORITY GIRLS. >> THIS IS RULE NUMBER 47 RIGHT
HERE--FURNITURE
FOR MY SORORITY GIRLS. >> THIS IS RULE NUMBER 47 RIGHT HERE--FURNITURE THAT'S OLD, BUT
NOT
>> THIS IS RULE NUMBER 47 RIGHT HERE--FURNITURE THAT'S OLD, BUT NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE WORTH
ANYTHING.
>>
NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE WORTH ANYTHING. >> LOOK. CAT HAIR.
>>
ANYTHING. >> LOOK. CAT HAIR. >> [groans]
>>
>> LOOK. CAT HAIR. >> [groans] >> I'M OUT.
>>
>> [groans] >> I'M OUT. >> RULE NUMBER SIX--CAT HAIR.
>>
>> I'M OUT. >> RULE NUMBER SIX--CAT HAIR. >> SCARY.
>>
>> RULE NUMBER SIX--CAT HAIR. >> SCARY. >> MOE, I'D PUT THESE SOFA AND
LOVESEAT
>> SCARY. >> MOE, I'D PUT THESE SOFA AND LOVESEAT IN THE SHOP AS-IS.
THESE
>> MOE, I'D PUT THESE SOFA AND LOVESEAT IN THE SHOP AS-IS. THESE ARE ANTIQUES.
>>
LOVESEAT IN THE SHOP AS-IS. THESE ARE ANTIQUES. >> IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO
PRACTICE
THESE ARE ANTIQUES. >> IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO PRACTICE YOUR NEW BIDS ON?
>>
>> IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO PRACTICE YOUR NEW BIDS ON? >> YEAH.
>>
PRACTICE YOUR NEW BIDS ON? >> YEAH. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> 'CAUSE I LIKE IT.
>>
>> OKAY. >> 'CAUSE I LIKE IT. >> MARY HAD BETTER BID STRONG ON
THIS
>> 'CAUSE I LIKE IT. >> MARY HAD BETTER BID STRONG ON THIS ONE.
THIS
THIS MID-CENTURY WOOD IS EXACTLY
THE
THIS MID-CENTURY WOOD IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF WOOD I NEED TO SAVE
FROM
THE TYPE OF WOOD I NEED TO SAVE FROM JENNY.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
NOTHING
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE? NOTHING INTERESTING IN HERE?
THE
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE? NOTHING INTERESTING IN HERE? THE SEWING MACHINES--
NOTHING
NOTHING INTERESTING IN HERE? THE SEWING MACHINES-- NOTHING I CAN DO WITH 'EM.
JENNY'S
THE SEWING MACHINES-- NOTHING I CAN DO WITH 'EM. JENNY'S PROBABLY GONNA TURN 'EM
INTO
NOTHING I CAN DO WITH 'EM. JENNY'S PROBABLY GONNA TURN 'EM INTO FULL-SIZE VIBRATORS OR
SOMETHING.
>>
INTO FULL-SIZE VIBRATORS OR SOMETHING. >> FULL-SIZED VIBRATORS?
WHAT
SOMETHING. >> FULL-SIZED VIBRATORS? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100 THERE. NOW 200.
200.
>> 100 THERE. NOW 200. 200. NOW 300.
WHO'LL
200. NOW 300. WHO'LL BID 300?
>>
WHO'LL BID 300? >> I WANT IT!
>>
>> I WANT IT! >> NOW 400, 400, WHO'LL GIVE
400?
NOW
400? NOW 500. WHO'LL GIVE 500?
NOW
NOW 500. WHO'LL GIVE 500? NOW 600. WHO'LL GIVE 600?
>>
NOW 600. WHO'LL GIVE 600? >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> NOW 650.
>>
>> NOW 650. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 650. NOW 700.
WHO'LL
>> 650. NOW 700. WHO'LL GIVE 700?
>>
WHO'LL GIVE 700? >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 700. NOW 750.
>>
>> 700. NOW 750. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 750. NOW 800. WHO'LL BID 800?
>>
>> 750. NOW 800. WHO'LL BID 800? >> OVER HERE!
>>
>> OVER HERE! >> NOW 850. NOW 850, 850.
WHO'LL
>> NOW 850. NOW 850, 850. WHO'LL BID 850?
>>
WHO'LL BID 850? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 850. NOW 900.
>>
>> 850. NOW 900. >> ME!
>>
>> ME! >> NOW 950.
>>
>> NOW 950. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> WHATEVER.
I
>> WHATEVER. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>>
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. >> 950. WHO'LL BID 950?
950.
>> 950. WHO'LL BID 950? 950. WHO'LL BID 950?
LAST
950. WHO'LL BID 950? LAST CALL, WHO'LL GIVE 950?
950
LAST CALL, WHO'LL GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE.
950
950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE.
I
950 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900.
[cheers
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> THANKS TO MY AWESOME BIDDING,
WE
>> THANKS TO MY AWESOME BIDDING, WE GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE
COUCHES,
COUCHES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
OTHER
COUCHES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER TREASURES ARE BEHIND 'EM?
WHERE
COUCHES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER TREASURES ARE BEHIND 'EM? WHERE DO WE EVEN START, MOE?
>>
OTHER TREASURES ARE BEHIND 'EM? WHERE DO WE EVEN START, MOE? >> JUST LET IT FALL DOWN.
>>
WHERE DO WE EVEN START, MOE? >> JUST LET IT FALL DOWN. >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> JUST LET IT FALL DOWN. >> I DON'T KNOW. >> OHH...GOT IT?
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> OHH...GOT IT? >> EW, IS THAT POOP?
EW,
>> OHH...GOT IT? >> EW, IS THAT POOP? EW, MOE!
>>
>> EW, IS THAT POOP? EW, MOE! >> HOLY SMOKES!
>>
EW, MOE! >> HOLY SMOKES! >> EW.
POOP.
>>
>> EW. POOP. >> WHOA.
>>
POOP. >> WHOA. >> HOPEFULLY, THE REST ISN'T
CRAP.
[laughs]
LITERALLY.
>>
>> OVER
>> OVER HERE.
BOY,
>> OVER HERE. BOY, THE LEGS ARE LOOSE.
>>
BOY, THE LEGS ARE LOOSE. >> OH, YEAH, THE SEWING
MACHINE'S
>> OH, YEAH, THE SEWING MACHINE'S STILL IN THERE.
>>
MACHINE'S STILL IN THERE. >> THAT'S 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> THAT'S 100 BUCKS. >> IS THIS A SEWING MACHINE TOO?
>>
>> IS THIS A SEWING MACHINE TOO? >> YEAH. THIS IS BIGGER.
YOU
>> YEAH. THIS IS BIGGER. YOU DON'T PAINT STUFF.
THIS
YOU DON'T PAINT STUFF. THIS IS WOOD.
NICE
THIS IS WOOD. NICE HARDWARE.
THIS
NICE HARDWARE. THIS IS A $200 SEWING MACHINE.
WELL,
THIS IS A $200 SEWING MACHINE. WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING.
YOU
WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE.
WHAT
YOU KNOW, IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET FOR
IT?
>>
IT? >> MAYBE 50 BUCKS.
>>
>> MAYBE 50 BUCKS. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> COME LOOK.
>>
>> WHAT? >> COME LOOK. >> MOE!
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> WHAT?
>>
>> COME
>> COME LOOK.
>>
>> COME LOOK. >> MOE!
[laughs]
>>
>> MOE! [laughs] >> LOOK AT THIS!
THIS
[laughs] >> LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS SPECIAL!
[groans]
IT'S
THIS IS SPECIAL! [groans] IT'S A CHAIR!
>>
[groans] IT'S A CHAIR! >> NUH-UH.
>>
IT'S A CHAIR! >> NUH-UH. >> YES!
LOOK
>> NUH-UH. >> YES! LOOK AT THIS PIECE.
HEY,
>> YES! LOOK AT THIS PIECE. HEY, I KNOW WOOD, BUT I HAVE NO
IDEA
LOOK AT THIS PIECE. HEY, I KNOW WOOD, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THIS PIECE.
>>
HEY, I KNOW WOOD, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THIS PIECE. >> IT'S COOL.
>>
IDEA ABOUT THIS PIECE. >> IT'S COOL. >> NO, IT'S BEYOND COOL.
WE'RE
>> IT'S COOL. >> NO, IT'S BEYOND COOL. WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PIECE TO
SOMEONE
>> NO, IT'S BEYOND COOL. WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PIECE TO SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL US WHAT IT
IS
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PIECE TO SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL US WHAT IT IS AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH.
>>
SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL US WHAT IT IS AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. >> [grunts]
THIS
IS AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. >> [grunts] THIS THING'S HEAVY.
>>
>> [grunts] THIS THING'S HEAVY. >> DON'T DROP IT.
>>
THIS THING'S HEAVY. >> DON'T DROP IT. >> I'M NOT GONNA DROP IT.
[blade
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, THE FURNITURE'S GOOD.
>>
>> OH, THE FURNITURE'S GOOD. >> THAT'S A NICE PIECE RIGHT
THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A NICE PIECE RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH. RULE 60.
>>
THERE. >> YEAH. RULE 60. >> WOOD?
>>
>> YEAH. RULE 60. >> WOOD? >> YEAH.
IF
>> WOOD? >> YEAH. IF IT'S WOOD AND IT'S GOOD,
WE'RE
>> YEAH. IF IT'S WOOD AND IT'S GOOD, WE'RE GONNA BE ON IT LIKE A DUCK
ON
IF IT'S WOOD AND IT'S GOOD, WE'RE GONNA BE ON IT LIKE A DUCK ON A JUNE BUG.
>>
WE'RE GONNA BE ON IT LIKE A DUCK ON A JUNE BUG. >> YEAH, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF
ANTIQUES
ON A JUNE BUG. >> YEAH, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF ANTIQUES IN HERE.
OKAY,
OKAY, I
OKAY, I DO NEED YOU HANGING
AROUND
OKAY, I DO NEED YOU HANGING AROUND THEN.
[sighs]
OKAY,
[sighs] OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS--
THE
OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS-- THE ART OVER HERE, IN THE FRAME.
CAN
THE ART OVER HERE, IN THE FRAME. CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING IN THERE?
THE
CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING IN THERE? THE FRAME IS EMPTY.
THE
THE FRAME IS EMPTY. THE FRAME IS EMPTY.
TIME
TIME HAS
TIME HAS NOT BEEN GOOD TO THIS
LOCKER.
>>
TIME HAS NOT BEEN GOOD TO THIS LOCKER. >> THIS IS...THE KIND OF
FURNITURE
LOCKER. >> THIS IS...THE KIND OF FURNITURE I DREAM ABOUT.
I
>> THIS IS...THE KIND OF FURNITURE I DREAM ABOUT. I CAN REPAINT ALL OF THIS AND
MAKE
FURNITURE I DREAM ABOUT. I CAN REPAINT ALL OF THIS AND MAKE MONEY.
I
I CAN REPAINT ALL OF THIS AND MAKE MONEY. I COULD SHABBY CHIC THE CRAP OUT
OF
MAKE MONEY. I COULD SHABBY CHIC THE CRAP OUT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKER.
>>
I COULD SHABBY CHIC THE CRAP OUT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKER. >> YOU GONNA PAINT THAT TOO?
>>
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKER. >> YOU GONNA PAINT THAT TOO? >> WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THAT
LIKE
>> YOU GONNA PAINT THAT TOO? >> WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THAT LIKE THAT?
>>
>> WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THAT LIKE THAT? >> AH, BUT--
>>
LIKE THAT? >> AH, BUT-- >> YOU'VE GOT TO PAINT THAT,
MOE.
>>
>> YOU'VE GOT TO PAINT THAT, MOE. >> THIS IS NOT MID-CENTURY WOOD,
BUT
MOE. >> THIS IS NOT MID-CENTURY WOOD, BUT IT'S STILL WORTH SAVING FROM
THE
>> THIS IS NOT MID-CENTURY WOOD, BUT IT'S STILL WORTH SAVING FROM THE PAINTED LADY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE
500?
>>
500? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 500. NOW 600.
600
>> 500. NOW 600. 600 THERE. NOW 700.
>>
600 THERE. NOW 700. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> 700. NOW 800.
>>
>> 700. NOW 800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> AND 900. WHO'LL DO 900?
900
>> AND 900. WHO'LL DO 900? 900 THERE. NOW 1,000.
1,100.
900 THERE. NOW 1,000. 1,100. WHO'LL BID 1,100 NOW?
>>
1,100. WHO'LL BID 1,100 NOW? >> OH, MOE.
THINK
>> OH, MOE. THINK OF ALL THE PRETTY PAINT
THAT'S
THINK OF ALL THE PRETTY PAINT THAT'S GONNA COVER THESE
DRESSERS.
>>
DRESSERS. >> OVER HERE!
>>
>> OVER HERE! >> 1,100. NOW 1,200.
1,200.
>> 1,100. NOW 1,200. 1,200. WHO'LL GIVE 1,200?
>>
>> YEAH!
>>
>> AND
>> AND 1,300.
>>
>> AND 1,300. >> 1,350!
>>
>> 1,350! >> NOW 1,450.
>>
>> NOW 1,450. >> OVER HERE!
>>
>> OVER HERE! >> 1,450. NOW 1,550.
NOW
>> 1,450. NOW 1,550. NOW 1,650.
>>
NOW 1,650. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> 1,650. NOW 1,750.
>>
>> 1,650. NOW 1,750. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,850.
WHO'LL
>> NOW 1,850. WHO'LL GIVE 1,850?
1,850
WHO'LL GIVE 1,850? 1,850 GOING ONCE.
1,850
1,850 GOING ONCE. 1,850 GOING TWICE.
I
1,850 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,750.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,750. >> OUR RULE BOOK LED US TO THIS
LOCKER.
THE
THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE IN HERE
HAS
THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE IN HERE HAS US THINKING THERE'S SOME
REAL
THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE IN HERE HAS US THINKING THERE'S SOME REAL GOOD TREASURES IN HERE.
>>
HAS US THINKING THERE'S SOME REAL GOOD TREASURES IN HERE. >> BEST UNIT OF THE
>>
>> SO,
>> SO, YOUR ADVICE DIDN'T WORK
TODAY.
>>
>> SO, YOUR ADVICE DIDN'T WORK TODAY. >> WELL, I TRIED.
>>
TODAY. >> WELL, I TRIED. >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> WELL, I TRIED. >> I DON'T KNOW. >> I REALLY TRIED.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> I REALLY TRIED. >> I DON'T KNOW.
I
>> I REALLY TRIED. >> I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE YOU TRYING TOO HARD
THERE.
I
I DIDN'T SEE YOU TRYING TOO HARD THERE. I SAW YOU JUST HANGING OUT ALL
DAY.
>>
I SAW YOU JUST HANGING OUT ALL DAY. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SEE TOO MANY
ANTIQUES
DAY. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SEE TOO MANY ANTIQUES AVAILABLE.
>>
>> WELL, I DIDN'T SEE TOO MANY ANTIQUES AVAILABLE. >> MAYBE NEXT TIME, WE'LL GET A
LITTLE
ANTIQUES AVAILABLE. >> MAYBE NEXT TIME, WE'LL GET A LITTLE LUCKIER, ALL RIGHT?
I'LL
>> MAYBE NEXT TIME, WE'LL GET A LITTLE LUCKIER, ALL RIGHT? I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
>>
LITTLE LUCKIER, ALL RIGHT? I'LL SEE YOU SOON. >> YOU GOT IT.
NEXT
I'LL SEE YOU SOON. >> YOU GOT IT. NEXT TIME.
>>
>> YOU GOT IT. NEXT TIME. >> BYE, NOW.
>>
NEXT TIME. >> BYE, NOW. >> BYE.
>>
>> BYE, NOW. >> BYE. >> I BOUGHT THIS UNIT FOR $500.
THERE'S
>> BYE. >> I BOUGHT THIS UNIT FOR $500. THERE'S SOME SOLID FURNITURE
WITH
>> I BOUGHT THIS UNIT FOR $500. THERE'S SOME SOLID FURNITURE WITH NICE LINES, AND THERE'S
A
THERE'S SOME SOLID FURNITURE WITH NICE LINES, AND THERE'S A CURIO WHICH COULD BE
MY
WITH NICE LINES, AND THERE'S A CURIO WHICH COULD BE MY MONEY RIGHT THERE.
IT
IT LOOKS
IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT A NICE
LITTLE
IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT A NICE LITTLE UNIT HERE.
THIS
LITTLE UNIT HERE. THIS IS A NICE DRESSER.
I'LL
THIS IS A NICE DRESSER. I'LL PAINT IT, AND IT'LL BE
A
I'LL PAINT IT, AND IT'LL BE A $300 CHEST.
OH,
A $300 CHEST. OH, IT'S LIKE A LITTLE KID'S
WARDROBE,
OH, IT'S LIKE A LITTLE KID'S WARDROBE, OR YOU COULD PUT A TV
IN
WARDROBE, OR YOU COULD PUT A TV IN THERE.
SO,
IN THERE. SO, REGARDLESS OF WHAT DR. MOE
SAYS,
SO, REGARDLESS OF WHAT DR. MOE SAYS, THIS ONE'S GONNA GET
PAINTED
SAYS, THIS ONE'S GONNA GET PAINTED TOO.
PROBABLY
PAINTED TOO. PROBABLY 350 OR 400.
OLD
PROBABLY 350 OR 400. OLD SEWING TABLE.
JUST
OLD SEWING TABLE. JUST THROW A CHEAP PIECE OF WOOD
ON
JUST THROW A CHEAP PIECE OF WOOD ON THERE AND PAINT IT, AND THIS
CAN
ON THERE AND PAINT IT, AND THIS CAN BE A $70 SIDE TABLE.
THERE
CAN BE A $70 SIDE TABLE. THERE ARE SOME GOOD, SOLID
PIECES
THERE ARE SOME GOOD, SOLID PIECES I CAN SELL, BUT I'M
CURIOUS
PIECES I CAN SELL, BUT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THAT CURIO.
THIS
CURIOUS ABOUT THAT CURIO. THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF A PIECE
OF
THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF A PIECE OF CRAP.
IT'S
OF CRAP. IT'S SHAKY.
IT'S
IT'S SHAKY. IT'S MISSING THE SHELVES.
IT'S
IT'S MISSING THE SHELVES. IT'S NOT GOOD WOOD.
THIS
IT'S NOT GOOD WOOD. THIS IS JUST TRASH.
I
THIS IS JUST TRASH. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THAT.
OKAY.
WHAT?
"THE
"THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A
MAN"?
WHAT
"THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A MAN"? WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS THING?
IS
MAN"? WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS THING? IS IT LIKE AN OLD GAME OR
SOMETHING?
IT'S
IS IT LIKE AN OLD GAME OR SOMETHING? IT'S CALLED THINK-A-TRON
ELECTRONIC
SOMETHING? IT'S CALLED THINK-A-TRON ELECTRONIC QUESTION AND ANSWER
COMPUTER,
IT'S CALLED THINK-A-TRON ELECTRONIC QUESTION AND ANSWER COMPUTER, "THE MACHINE THAT
THINKS
ELECTRONIC QUESTION AND ANSWER COMPUTER, "THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A MAN."
WHAT
COMPUTER, "THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A MAN." WHAT DOES IT EXACTLY MEAN, TO
THINK
THINKS LIKE A MAN." WHAT DOES IT EXACTLY MEAN, TO THINK LIKE A MAN?
[laughs]
WHAT DOES IT EXACTLY MEAN, TO THINK LIKE A MAN? [laughs] FOOTBALL.
PIZZA.
BOOBS.
IT'S
PIZZA. BOOBS. IT'S DEFINITELY OLD, BECAUSE YOU
DON'T
BOOBS. IT'S DEFINITELY OLD, BECAUSE YOU DON'T BUY GAMES LIKE THIS
ANYMORE.
IT'S
DON'T BUY GAMES LIKE THIS ANYMORE. IT'S GOT ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
"THE
ANYMORE. IT'S GOT ALL THESE QUESTIONS. "THE 22ND AMENDMENT TO THE
CONSTITUTION
IT'S GOT ALL THESE QUESTIONS. "THE 22ND AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION STATES THAT NO
PRESIDENT
"THE 22ND AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION STATES THAT NO PRESIDENT MAY SERVE MORE THAN
TWO
CONSTITUTION STATES THAT NO PRESIDENT MAY SERVE MORE THAN TWO TERMS.
TRUE
PRESIDENT MAY SERVE MORE THAN TWO TERMS. TRUE OR FALSE?"
I
TWO TERMS. TRUE OR FALSE?" I BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE.
IS
TRUE OR FALSE?" I BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE. IS THAT A QUESTION THAT ONLY A
MAN
I BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE. IS THAT A QUESTION THAT ONLY A MAN WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO?
EVEN
IS THAT A QUESTION THAT ONLY A MAN WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO? EVEN THOUGH THIS GAME IS, LIKE,
HILARIOUSLY
MAN WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO? EVEN THOUGH THIS GAME IS, LIKE, HILARIOUSLY OFFENSIVE, IT'S OLD,
AND
EVEN THOUGH THIS GAME IS, LIKE, HILARIOUSLY OFFENSIVE, IT'S OLD, AND PEOPLE DO COLLECT OLD GAMES.
I
HILARIOUSLY OFFENSIVE, IT'S OLD, AND PEOPLE DO COLLECT OLD GAMES. I HAVE TO TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE
AND
AND PEOPLE DO COLLECT OLD GAMES. I HAVE TO TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS SEXIST
GAME
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS SEXIST GAME IS.
>>
AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS SEXIST GAME IS. >> RULE NUMBER 82--DRESS TO
IMPRESS.
>>
>> RULE NUMBER 82--DRESS TO IMPRESS. >> ALWAYS A COLLAR ON MY SHIRT,
DOG.
RULE
>> ALWAYS A COLLAR ON MY SHIRT, DOG. RULE NUMERO UNO--GET THE BEST
LOCKER,
DOG. RULE NUMERO UNO--GET THE BEST LOCKER, AND BOY, DID WE EVER.
I
RULE NUMERO UNO--GET THE BEST LOCKER, AND BOY, DID WE EVER. I CAN'T WAIT TO DIG THROUGH
THESE
LOCKER, AND BOY, DID WE EVER. I CAN'T WAIT TO DIG THROUGH THESE RICH COWBOYS' DRAWERS.
THAT'S
I CAN'T WAIT TO DIG THROUGH THESE RICH COWBOYS' DRAWERS. THAT'S A MONEY-MAKER RIGHT
THERE,
THESE RICH COWBOYS' DRAWERS. THAT'S A MONEY-MAKER RIGHT THERE, BROTHER.
RULE
RULE NUMBER 62--NEVER LEAVE A
DRAWER
RULE NUMBER 62--NEVER LEAVE A DRAWER UNOPENED.
RULE
DRAWER UNOPENED. RULE NUMBER 63--PUPPIES.
>>
RULE NUMBER 63--PUPPIES. >> AN OLD SWISS ARMY KNIFE.
>>
>> AN OLD SWISS ARMY KNIFE. >> AN OLD SWISS ARMY KNIFE IN
THE
>> AN OLD SWISS ARMY KNIFE IN THE BOX.
>>
THE BOX. >> 100 BUCKS?
>>
>> 100 BUCKS? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHOO, THAT'S AN ESTWING.
>>
>> WHOO, THAT'S AN ESTWING. >> THAT'S A HELL OF A LITTLE
HATCHET.
>>
HATCHET. >> $60.
GUN
>> $60. GUN CLEANING KIT.
>>
GUN CLEANING KIT. >> THAT'S, UH, 20.
>>
>> THAT'S, UH, 20. >> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A KILLING
WITH
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A KILLING WITH ALL THIS HUNTING STUFF, AND
THE
WITH ALL THIS HUNTING STUFF, AND THE DRESSERS AREN'T BAD EITHER.
>>
THE DRESSERS AREN'T BAD EITHER. >> THAT'S A HELL OF A DRESSER.
>>
>> THAT'S A HELL OF A DRESSER. >> SOLID WOOD, DOVETAILED
DRAWERS,
>> SOLID WOOD, DOVETAILED DRAWERS, CHIPPENDALE-TYPE LEG
ON
DRAWERS, CHIPPENDALE-TYPE LEG ON IT, 400.
>>
ON IT, 400. >> BOAT FRONT, SOLID MAHOGANY,
500
>> BOAT FRONT, SOLID MAHOGANY, 500 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG.
>>
500 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG. >> UH-OH.
I
I SEE
I SEE SOMETHING THAT'S REAL
GOOD.
C-A-S-H,
I SEE SOMETHING THAT'S REAL GOOD. C-A-S-H, CASH.
>>
GOOD. C-A-S-H, CASH. >> WHOO!
>>
C-A-S-H, CASH. >> WHOO! >> LEAD BOTTOM.
>>
>> WHOO! >> LEAD BOTTOM. >> THAT'S A NICE DECOY.
>>
>> LEAD BOTTOM. >> THAT'S A NICE DECOY. >> IT'S MADE OUT OF REDWOOD.
THIS
THIS IS,
THIS IS, LIKE, ANTIQUE OR
SOMETHING.
I'M
SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GUESS 500, RIGHT
THERE.
OH,
THERE. OH, MY GOD.
IT
OH, MY GOD. IT EVEN GETS BETTER.
HOW
IT EVEN GETS BETTER. HOW ABOUT A WHALE'S TOOTH?
>>
HOW ABOUT A WHALE'S TOOTH? >> OH, DAMN!
>>
>> OH, DAMN! >> A CARVED WHALE'S TOOTH.
>>
>> A CARVED WHALE'S TOOTH. >> THAT'S THE REAL DEAL.
>>
>> THAT'S THE REAL DEAL. >> DOES IT HAVE A DATE ON IT?
>>
>> DOES IT HAVE A DATE ON IT? >> 1861.
>>
>> 1861. >> BAH-LOO-AHH!
THAT
>> BAH-LOO-AHH! THAT COULD BE WORTH--
>>
THAT COULD BE WORTH-- >> 500?
>>
>> 500? >> YES, SIR.
RULE
>> YES, SIR. RULE NUMBER 54--IF THE FURNITURE
IS
IS OLDER
IS OLDER THAN...ME, YOU GOT A
GOOD
IS OLDER THAN...ME, YOU GOT A GOOD FIND.
IF
IS OLDER THAN...ME, YOU GOT A GOOD FIND. IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS ME, IT'S
EVEN
GOOD FIND. IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS ME, IT'S EVEN BETTER.
>>
IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS ME, IT'S EVEN BETTER. >> IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS YOU,
IT'S
EVEN BETTER. >> IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS YOU, IT'S BEN FRANKLIN'S STUFF.
>>
>> IF IT'S TWICE AS OLD AS YOU, IT'S BEN FRANKLIN'S STUFF. >> WALNUT.
DOVETAIL.
>>
>> WALNUT. DOVETAIL. >> IT'S A NICE PIECE.
>>
DOVETAIL. >> IT'S A NICE PIECE. >> YES, IT IS.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA SAY 300.
THIS
I'M GONNA SAY 300. THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF
DOLLARS.
IT'S
DOLLARS. IT'S OLD.
I
IT'S OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE PULLS ON IT.
WHAT
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE PULLS ON IT. WHAT YOU GOTTA REALIZE, THESE
APPEAR
WHAT YOU GOTTA REALIZE, THESE APPEAR TO BE HAND-DONE.
>>
APPEAR TO BE HAND-DONE. >> THEY'RE HEAVY, TOO.
>>
>> THEY'RE HEAVY, TOO. >> I'M GONNA GUESS THIS TO BE
700.
>>
700. >> WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A HELL OF
LICK,
LICK, AND
LICK, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY
THROUGH
LICK, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE LOCKER.
>>
LICK, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE LOCKER. >> SO WHAT, YOU GOT A HEAVY BOX?
>>
THROUGH THE LOCKER. >> SO WHAT, YOU GOT A HEAVY BOX? >> CLOTHES.
>>
>> SO WHAT, YOU GOT A HEAVY BOX? >> CLOTHES. >> UH-OH.
LOOK
>> CLOTHES. >> UH-OH. LOOK AT HERE, WHAT I DONE FOUND.
SON
>> UH-OH. LOOK AT HERE, WHAT I DONE FOUND. SON OF A POOCH!
>>
>> UH-OH.
LOOK
>> UH-OH. LOOK AT HERE, WHAT I DONE FOUND.
SON
SON OF
SON OF A
SON OF A POOCH!
>>
SON OF A POOCH! >> WELL, THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.
>>
SON OF A POOCH! >> WELL, THAT'S OLD SCHOOL. >> THAT IS A OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD
CROSSBOW.
>>
>> THAT IS A OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD CROSSBOW. >> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HUNT
WITH
CROSSBOW. >> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HUNT WITH THIS SON OF A BIT--SSHHOOP!
HOW
>> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HUNT WITH THIS SON OF A BIT--SSHHOOP! HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
>>
WITH THIS SON OF A BIT--SSHHOOP! HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT IS? >> I DON'T KNOW.
1800s.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. 1800s. >> WHAT?
THAT
1800s. >> WHAT? THAT AIN'T FROM THE 1800s.
YOU
>> WHAT? THAT AIN'T FROM THE 1800s. YOU THINK SO?
>>
THAT AIN'T FROM THE 1800s. YOU THINK SO? >> TURN IT OVER.
>>
YOU THINK SO? >> TURN IT OVER. >> BOY, THAT IS WORN, THOUGH.
LOOK
>> TURN IT OVER. >> BOY, THAT IS WORN, THOUGH. LOOK AT THAT.
I'D
>> BOY, THAT IS WORN, THOUGH. LOOK AT THAT. I'D LIKE TO SHOOT THIS.
>>
LOOK AT THAT. I'D LIKE TO SHOOT THIS. >> OKAY.
>>
I'D LIKE TO SHOOT THIS. >> OKAY. >> AND IF YOU THINK IT'S FROM
THE
>> OKAY. >> AND IF YOU THINK IT'S FROM THE 1800s, I'D LIKE TO GET IT
CHECKED
>> AND IF YOU THINK IT'S FROM THE 1800s, I'D LIKE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
THE 1800s, I'D LIKE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY, LET'S GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> OKAY, LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> I JUST WANT TO SHOOT
SOMETHING
OUT. >> I JUST WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHING WITH IT, SO WE'RE
GONNA
>> I JUST WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHING WITH IT, SO WE'RE GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT.
IF
SOMETHING WITH IT, SO WE'RE GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. IF WE GET A UNIT LIKE THIS EVERY
TIME,
GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. IF WE GET A UNIT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME, WE CAN
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS VINTAGE, SEXIST
THINK-A-TRON
>> I FOUND THIS VINTAGE, SEXIST THINK-A-TRON TOY, SO I'M AT THE
OWL'S
>> I FOUND THIS VINTAGE, SEXIST THINK-A-TRON TOY, SO I'M AT THE OWL'S NEST TO HAVE SANDY TAKE A
LOOK.
>>
OWL'S NEST TO HAVE SANDY TAKE A LOOK. >> OH, THIS IS THE THINK-A-TRON.
OH,
LOOK. >> OH, THIS IS THE THINK-A-TRON. OH, YES.
>>
>> OH, THIS IS THE THINK-A-TRON. OH, YES. >> YOU REMEMBER IT?
>>
OH, YES. >> YOU REMEMBER IT? >> YES, I DO.
IT'S
>> YOU REMEMBER IT? >> YES, I DO. IT'S FROM THE 1960s.
"THE
>> YES, I DO. IT'S FROM THE 1960s. "THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A
MAN"?
OH,
"THE MACHINE THAT THINKS LIKE A MAN"? OH, BOY.
>>
MAN"? OH, BOY. >> SERIOUSLY.
>>
OH, BOY. >> SERIOUSLY. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO OLD.
[laughs]
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO OLD. [laughs] >> YEAH, EXACTLY.
WAS
[laughs] >> YEAH, EXACTLY. WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, A
FUN
>> YEAH, EXACTLY. WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, A FUN TOY OR JUST A GAME TO QUIZ
WITH?
>>
FUN TOY OR JUST A GAME TO QUIZ WITH? >> IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL TYPE OF
A
WITH? >> IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL TYPE OF A TOY.
THAT
>> IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL TYPE OF A TOY. THAT WAS THE INTRODUCTION OF
HAVING
A TOY. THAT WAS THE INTRODUCTION OF HAVING FUN AND LEARNING AT THE
SAME
THAT WAS THE INTRODUCTION OF HAVING FUN AND LEARNING AT THE SAME TIME.
>>
HAVING FUN AND LEARNING AT THE SAME TIME. >> OH.
>>
SAME TIME. >> OH. >> OKAY, LET'S OPEN IT UP.
WE'VE
>> OH. >> OKAY, LET'S OPEN IT UP. WE'VE GOT THE CARDS.
THESE
>> OKAY, LET'S OPEN IT UP. WE'VE GOT THE CARDS. THESE ARE ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT
YOU'RE
WE'VE GOT THE CARDS. THESE ARE ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT YOU'RE GONNA FEED INTO THE
MACHINE.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA FEED INTO THE MACHINE. >> OKAY.
>>
MACHINE. >> OKAY. >> AND AFTER WE HAVE READ THE
QUESTION,
>> OKAY. >> AND AFTER WE HAVE READ THE QUESTION, YOU'RE GONNA SLIDE THE
TRAY
>> AND AFTER WE HAVE READ THE QUESTION, YOU'RE GONNA SLIDE THE TRAY IN...
[buzzer]
AND
TRAY IN... [buzzer] AND WE FIND OUT WHAT THE ANSWER
IS.
>>
AND WE FIND OUT WHAT THE ANSWER IS. >> OKAY.
TIME
IS. >> OKAY. TIME TO PUT MY BRAIN TO THE TEST
AND
>> OKAY. TIME TO PUT MY BRAIN TO THE TEST AND SEE IF I CAN THINK LIKE A
MAN.
>>
AND SEE IF I CAN THINK LIKE A MAN. >> "THE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET
USED
MAN. >> "THE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET USED MOST FREQUENTLY IN ENGLISH
IS
>> "THE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET USED MOST FREQUENTLY IN ENGLISH IS 'A,' 'I,' OR 'E'?"
>>
USED MOST FREQUENTLY IN ENGLISH IS 'A,' 'I,' OR 'E'?" >> UM, I'M GONNA GO WITH "E."
>>
IS 'A,' 'I,' OR 'E'?" >> UM, I'M GONNA GO WITH "E." >> VERY GOOD.
>>
>> UM, I'M GONNA GO WITH "E." >> VERY GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> VERY GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT. >> EXCELLENT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> EXCELLENT. >> HIGH FIVE.
>>
>> EXCELLENT. >> HIGH FIVE. >> HIGH FIVE.
OKAY,
>> HIGH FIVE. >> HIGH FIVE. OKAY, "JOAN OF ARC WAS BORN IN
ENGLAND,
>> HIGH FIVE. OKAY, "JOAN OF ARC WAS BORN IN ENGLAND, FRANCE, OR GERMANY?"
>>
OKAY, "JOAN OF ARC WAS BORN IN ENGLAND, FRANCE, OR GERMANY?" >> UH, JOAN OF ARC IS FRENCH.
FRENCH.
FIST
>> UH, JOAN OF ARC IS FRENCH. FRENCH. FIST BUMP ON THIS ONE.
>>
FRENCH. FIST BUMP ON THIS ONE. >> OKAY.
>>
FIST BUMP ON THIS ONE. >> OKAY. >> MISS SAND DOG, BRING ME
ANOTHER
>> OKAY. >> MISS SAND DOG, BRING ME ANOTHER ONE.
>>
>> MISS SAND DOG, BRING ME ANOTHER ONE. >> "PEANUTS GROW ON TREES."
>>
ANOTHER ONE. >> "PEANUTS GROW ON TREES." >> WHO CARES?
THEY
>> "PEANUTS GROW ON TREES." >> WHO CARES? THEY GO GOOD WITH BEER.
>>
>> WHO CARES? THEY GO GOOD WITH BEER. >> I AGREE.
HEY.
>>
>> I AGREE. HEY. >> WHO CARES WHAT THE ANSWER IS?
YEAH.
>>
>> WHO CARES WHAT THE ANSWER IS? YEAH. >> YEAH.
FINALLY,
YEAH. >> YEAH. FINALLY, A QUESTION THAT A MAN
CAN
>> YEAH. FINALLY, A QUESTION THAT A MAN CAN ANSWER.
HERE
FINALLY, A QUESTION THAT A MAN CAN ANSWER. HERE WE GO.
>>
CAN ANSWER. HERE WE GO. >> OH, YEAH, BRING IT, SANDY.
>>
HERE WE GO. >> OH, YEAH, BRING IT, SANDY. >> OKAY, "THE MOST PRIZED TROPHY
IN
>> OH, YEAH, BRING IT, SANDY. >> OKAY, "THE MOST PRIZED TROPHY IN ICE HOCKEY IS THE STANLEY
CUP."
>>
IN ICE HOCKEY IS THE STANLEY CUP." >> YEAH!
[grunts]
HOCKEY!
>> YEAH! [grunts] HOCKEY! SPORTS! TRUE!
THAT
[grunts] HOCKEY! SPORTS! TRUE! THAT IS SO TRUE, SAND DOG.
BREWSKIS
HOCKEY! SPORTS! TRUE! THAT IS SO TRUE, SAND DOG. BREWSKIS ON ME.
I'M
THAT IS SO TRUE, SAND DOG. BREWSKIS ON ME. I'M TIRED.
LET'S
BREWSKIS ON ME. I'M TIRED. LET'S GO GRAB ONE.
>>
I'M TIRED. LET'S GO GRAB ONE. >> GOOD.
>>
LET'S GO GRAB ONE. >> GOOD. >> OH, WAIT.
ACTUALLY,
>> GOOD. >> OH, WAIT. ACTUALLY, BEFORE WE DO THAT...
>>
>> OH, WAIT. ACTUALLY, BEFORE WE DO THAT... >> UH-HUH?
>>
ACTUALLY, BEFORE WE DO THAT... >> UH-HUH? >> I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS
IS
>> UH-HUH? >> I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS WORTH.
>>
>> I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS WORTH. >> OH, OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
BACK
IS WORTH. >> OH, OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BACK TO BUSINESS HERE.
UM,
UM, IT'S
UM, IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD
CONDITION.
YOU'VE
CONDITION. YOU'VE GOT THE INSTRUCTIONS,
YOU'VE
YOU'VE GOT THE INSTRUCTIONS, YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THE CARDS.
I
YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THE CARDS. I WOULD GO WITH, UM, $50.
IT
I WOULD GO WITH, UM, $50. IT DID SELL FOR $10 AT THE TIME
IN
IT DID SELL FOR $10 AT THE TIME IN THE '60s.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I WOULD
GET
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I WOULD GET IF IT THOUGHT LIKE A WOMAN?
>>
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I WOULD GET IF IT THOUGHT LIKE A WOMAN? >> [laughs]
>>
GET IF IT THOUGHT LIKE A WOMAN? >> [laughs] >> THIS GAME ENDED UP BEING LIKE
A
>> [laughs] >> THIS GAME ENDED UP BEING LIKE A LOT OF THE GUYS I KNOW--
DISAPPOINTING.
>>
A LOT OF THE GUYS I KNOW-- DISAPPOINTING. >> OKAY.
>>
DISAPPOINTING. >> OKAY. >> SEE YOU LATER.
THANKS,
>> OKAY. >> SEE YOU LATER. THANKS, DUDE.
>>
>> SEE YOU LATER. THANKS, DUDE. >> THANK
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE
OUTDOOR
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE OUTDOOR PRO SHOP TO GET THIS
OLD
OUTDOOR PRO SHOP TO GET THIS OLD CROSSBOW APPRAISED.
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S GO SHOOT SOME [bleep].
>>
>> LET'S GO SHOOT SOME [bleep]. >> WE'VE ALREADY MADE CASHOLA ON
THIS
>> LET'S GO SHOOT SOME [bleep]. >> WE'VE ALREADY MADE CASHOLA ON THIS UNIT, AND IF I'M RIGHT
ABOUT
>> WE'VE ALREADY MADE CASHOLA ON THIS UNIT, AND IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS CROSSBOW, WE COULD
TRIPLE
THIS UNIT, AND IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS CROSSBOW, WE COULD TRIPLE OUR MONEY.
>>
ABOUT THIS CROSSBOW, WE COULD TRIPLE OUR MONEY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
THAT
TRIPLE OUR MONEY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. THAT LOOKS LIKE A MEDIEVAL
CROSSBOW.
THEY
THAT LOOKS LIKE A MEDIEVAL CROSSBOW. THEY RUN ANYWHERE FROM 1,200 TO
20
CROSSBOW. THEY RUN ANYWHERE FROM 1,200 TO 20 GRAND.
>>
THEY RUN ANYWHERE FROM 1,200 TO 20 GRAND. >> TELL ME IT'S A $15,000
MEDIEVAL
20 GRAND. >> TELL ME IT'S A $15,000 MEDIEVAL CROSSBOW.
>>
>> TELL ME IT'S A $15,000 MEDIEVAL CROSSBOW. >> I WOULD LOVE TO.
THE
MEDIEVAL CROSSBOW. >> I WOULD LOVE TO. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, WE'VE GOT A
PLASTIC
>> I WOULD LOVE TO. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, WE'VE GOT A PLASTIC CATCH, AND THEY DIDN'T
HAVE
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, WE'VE GOT A PLASTIC CATCH, AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC BACK IN THE 1400s.
>>
PLASTIC CATCH, AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC BACK IN THE 1400s. >> WELL, SHOOT.
>>
HAVE PLASTIC BACK IN THE 1400s. >> WELL, SHOOT. >> ALL THE METAL IS MACHINED.
IT'S
>> WELL, SHOOT. >> ALL THE METAL IS MACHINED. IT'S NOT HAND-FORGED.
>>
>> ALL THE METAL IS MACHINED. IT'S NOT HAND-FORGED. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IT IS?
>>
IT'S NOT HAND-FORGED. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> IT'S PROBABLY IN THE '50s OR
'60s.
>>
>> IT'S PROBABLY IN THE '50s OR '60s. >> 1950s?
>>
'60s. >> 1950s? >> YEAH.
>>
>> 1950s? >> YEAH. >> AW.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AW. >> UNFORTUNATELY.
>>
>> AW. >> UNFORTUNATELY. >> JUST TELL ME THE THING FIRES.
>>
>> UNFORTUNATELY. >> JUST TELL ME THE THING FIRES. >> AND, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE GOT
A
>> JUST TELL ME THE THING FIRES. >> AND, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE GOT A CRACK CLEAR BACK DOWN THE
STOCK.
>>
A CRACK CLEAR BACK DOWN THE STOCK. >> WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME?
YOU
STOCK. >> WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME? YOU CAN'T SHOOT IT?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME? YOU CAN'T SHOOT IT? >> NO, I WOULDN'T SHOOT THIS
BOW.
>>
>> NO, I WOULDN'T SHOOT THIS BOW. >> OKAY.
>>
BOW. >> OKAY. >> SO, UNFORTUNATELY, I'M AFRAID
WE'RE
>> OKAY. >> SO, UNFORTUNATELY, I'M AFRAID WE'RE AT WALL-HANGER STAGE.
EVEN
EVEN IN
EVEN IN THIS CONDITION, YOU
COULD
EVEN IN THIS CONDITION, YOU COULD PROBABLY, REALISTICALLY,
GET
COULD PROBABLY, REALISTICALLY, GET BETWEEN 150 AND 200 BUCKS
FOR
GET BETWEEN 150 AND 200 BUCKS FOR IT AS A WALL HANGER.
>>
FOR IT AS A WALL HANGER. >> D'OH!
>>
>> D'OH! >> I WASN'T RIGHT ABOUT THE
CROSSBOW
>> I WASN'T RIGHT ABOUT THE CROSSBOW BEING WORTH A LOT,
BUT
BUT I
BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
>>
BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN. >> CAN'T ALL BE DIAMONDS.
>>
BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN. >> CAN'T ALL BE DIAMONDS. >> OUR RULES TO BUY BY LED US TO
A
>> CAN'T ALL BE DIAMONDS. >> OUR RULES TO BUY BY LED US TO A LOCKER FULL OF MONEY.
>>
>> OUR RULES TO BUY BY LED US TO A LOCKER FULL OF MONEY. >> I'LL SEND IT TO THAT CHICK
FROM HUNGER
A LOCKER FULL OF MONEY. >> I'LL SEND IT TO THAT CHICK FROM HUNGER GAMES AND LET HER
SIGN
>> I'LL SEND IT TO THAT CHICK FROM HUNGER GAMES AND LET HER SIGN IT.
>>
FROM HUNGER GAMES AND LET HER SIGN IT. >> "HUNGER GAMES"?
WE
SIGN IT. >> "HUNGER GAMES"? WE JUST HAD LUNCH.
ARE
>> "HUNGER GAMES"? WE JUST HAD LUNCH. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
>>
WE JUST HAD LUNCH. ARE YOU HUNGRY? >> IT'S A MOVIE, DUDE.
>>
ARE YOU HUNGRY? >> IT'S A MOVIE, DUDE. >> OH,
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I ARE TAKING THIS
FABULOUS
>> MARY AND I ARE TAKING THIS FABULOUS WOOD CHAIR TO THE BIG
MANGO
>> MARY AND I ARE TAKING THIS FABULOUS WOOD CHAIR TO THE BIG MANGO TRADING COMPANY.
>>
FABULOUS WOOD CHAIR TO THE BIG MANGO TRADING COMPANY. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>>
MANGO TRADING COMPANY. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? >> WE DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S
HEAVY.
HOPEFULLY,
>> WE DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S HEAVY. HOPEFULLY, JAMIE CAN TELL US ALL
ABOUT
HEAVY. HOPEFULLY, JAMIE CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.
IT
HOPEFULLY, JAMIE CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. IT LOOKS LIKE WE BROUGHT IT TO
THE
ABOUT IT. IT LOOKS LIKE WE BROUGHT IT TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
THIS
IT LOOKS LIKE WE BROUGHT IT TO THE RIGHT PLACE. THIS IS FABULOUS HERE.
>>
THE RIGHT PLACE. THIS IS FABULOUS HERE. >> WELL, THANK YOU.
>>
THIS IS FABULOUS HERE. >> WELL, THANK YOU. >> SO, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT
EVEN
>> WELL, THANK YOU. >> SO, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT EVEN CARVING THIS?
>>
>> SO, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT EVEN CARVING THIS? >> THE FIRST THING WOULD BE JUST
TO
EVEN CARVING THIS? >> THE FIRST THING WOULD BE JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE GROUND.
THIS
>> THE FIRST THING WOULD BE JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE GROUND. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE
ROOT
TO GET IT OUT OF THE GROUND. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE ROOT SYSTEM OF A TREE.
SOMEBODY
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE ROOT SYSTEM OF A TREE. SOMEBODY WITH SOME INCREDIBLE
ARTISTIC
ROOT SYSTEM OF A TREE. SOMEBODY WITH SOME INCREDIBLE ARTISTIC VISION PICTURED A
CHAIR.
IT
ARTISTIC VISION PICTURED A CHAIR. IT PROBABLY STARTED WITH A
CHAINSAW,
CHAIR. IT PROBABLY STARTED WITH A CHAINSAW, AND THE REST WOULD BE
DONE
IT PROBABLY STARTED WITH A CHAINSAW, AND THE REST WOULD BE DONE WITH CHISELS AND SANDPAPER.
>>
CHAINSAW, AND THE REST WOULD BE DONE WITH CHISELS AND SANDPAPER. >> I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
KIND
DONE WITH CHISELS AND SANDPAPER. >> I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF WOOD IT WAS, BUT I'M
STUMPED.
>>
KIND OF WOOD IT WAS, BUT I'M STUMPED. >> I'M NOT ONE TO GO OUT ON A
LIMB,
STUMPED. >> I'M NOT ONE TO GO OUT ON A LIMB, BUT I'D SAY IT'S TEAK.
>>
>> I'M NOT ONE TO GO OUT ON A LIMB, BUT I'D SAY IT'S TEAK. >> THIS GUY LOVES WOOD AND BAD
PUNS?
IF
>> THIS GUY LOVES WOOD AND BAD PUNS? IF HE WERE A SHE, I'D MARRY
>>
>> TEAK.
IT'S
>> TEAK. IT'S A REAL HIGH.
>>
>> TEAK. IT'S A REAL HIGH. >> YEAH, FOR A COUPLE WOOD NERDS
LIKE
IT'S A REAL HIGH. >> YEAH, FOR A COUPLE WOOD NERDS LIKE US, YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH, FOR A COUPLE WOOD NERDS LIKE US, YEAH. >> [laughs]
YOU
LIKE US, YEAH. >> [laughs] YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD IT'S TEAK,
BECAUSE
>> [laughs] YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD IT'S TEAK, BECAUSE TEAK IS MY ABSOLUTE
FAVORITE
YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD IT'S TEAK, BECAUSE TEAK IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE WOOD.
>>
BECAUSE TEAK IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE WOOD. >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES, THOUGH,
IS
FAVORITE WOOD. >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES, THOUGH, IS SUAR.
>>
>> ONE OF MY FAVORITES, THOUGH, IS SUAR. >> HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE LIGHT
WOOD
IS SUAR. >> HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE LIGHT WOOD IS REDWOOD.
>>
>> HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE LIGHT WOOD IS REDWOOD. >> TAMARIND. AWESOME.
>>
WOOD IS REDWOOD. >> TAMARIND. AWESOME. >> UH-HUH.
>>
>> TAMARIND. AWESOME. >> UH-HUH. >> [sniffs]
>>
>> UH-HUH. >> [sniffs] >> [laughs]
I'M
>> [sniffs] >> [laughs] I'M SORRY TO BREAK UP THIS LOVE
AFFAIR
>> [laughs] I'M SORRY TO BREAK UP THIS LOVE AFFAIR BUT...
WE
WE GOTTA
WE GOTTA KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS
WE GOTTA KNOW HOW MUCH THIS TREE STUMP IS WORTH.
>>
THIS TREE STUMP IS WORTH. >> I WOULD THINK THAT, UH, 1,400
WOULD
>> I WOULD THINK THAT, UH, 1,400 WOULD BE VERY REASONABLE.
>>
WOULD BE VERY REASONABLE. >> EXCEPTIONAL!
I'M
>> EXCEPTIONAL! I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO FIND
SOMEONE
SOMEONE IN DALLAS THAT LOVES
WOOD
WOOD AS
WOOD AS MUCH AS I DO.
>>
WOOD AS MUCH AS I DO. >> OH, YEAH.
THIS
WOOD AS MUCH AS I DO. >> OH, YEAH. THIS IS COOL.
I'M
>> OH, YEAH. THIS IS COOL. I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED IN.
>>
THIS IS COOL. I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED IN. >> THANKS TO ME, WE SCORED A
MONEY-MAKING
I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED IN. >> THANKS TO ME, WE SCORED A MONEY-MAKING CHAIR AND MOE FOUND
A
>> THANKS TO ME, WE SCORED A MONEY-MAKING CHAIR AND MOE FOUND A NEW BEST FRIEND.
>>
MONEY-MAKING CHAIR AND MOE FOUND A NEW BEST FRIEND. >> MAYBE WE CAN GO SEE A WOODY
ALLEN
A NEW BEST FRIEND. >> MAYBE WE CAN GO SEE A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE AFTER WE'RE DONE.
>> WOODY ALLEN.
OR
ALLEN MOVIE AFTER WE'RE DONE. >> WOODY ALLEN. OR CLINT EASTWOOD.
>>
>> WOODY ALLEN. OR CLINT EASTWOOD. >> WELL, EITHER/OR.
>>
OR CLINT EASTWOOD. >> WELL, EITHER/OR. >> OKAY.
>>
>> WELL, EITHER/OR. >> OKAY. >> I LIKE THE EXCITEMENT.
MARY,
>> OKAY. >> I LIKE THE EXCITEMENT. MARY, NO OFFENSE, BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE
>> I LIKE THE EXCITEMENT. MARY, NO OFFENSE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL OUR DINNER DATE
TONIGHT,
MARY, NO OFFENSE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL OUR DINNER DATE TONIGHT, AND I'M GOING OUT WITH
MY
HAVE TO CANCEL OUR DINNER DATE TONIGHT, AND I'M GOING OUT WITH MY WOOD FRIEND.
>>
TONIGHT, AND I'M GOING OUT WITH MY WOOD FRIEND. >> I GUESS WE GOT A DATE.
>>
MY WOOD FRIEND. >> I GUESS WE GOT A DATE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> I GUESS WE GOT A DATE. >> YEAH. >> COOL!
[laughter]
>>
>> COOL! [laughter] >> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE
WINNERS
[laughter] >> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE WINNERS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
>> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE WINNERS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO STUCK TO THE RULES AND MADE
1,530
WINNERS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO STUCK TO THE RULES AND MADE 1,530 BUCKS WITH THEIR CROSSBOW
UNIT.
MOE
1,530 BUCKS WITH THEIR CROSSBOW UNIT. MOE AND MARY CARVED AN $850
PROFIT
UNIT. MOE AND MARY CARVED AN $850 PROFIT FROM THEIR TREE ROOT
CHAIR.
JENNY
PROFIT FROM THEIR TREE ROOT CHAIR. JENNY GRUMBLES LEARNED THERE'S
LITTLE
CHAIR. JENNY GRUMBLES LEARNED THERE'S LITTLE VALUE IN THINKING LIKE A
MAN,
JENNY GRUMBLES LEARNED THERE'S LITTLE VALUE IN THINKING LIKE A MAN, MAKING ONLY 320 BUCKS,
WHILE
LITTLE VALUE IN THINKING LIKE A MAN, MAKING ONLY 320 BUCKS, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HOBBLED
AWAY
MAN, MAKING ONLY 320 BUCKS, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HOBBLED AWAY WITH NOTHING FOR HIS
RETIREMENT
WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HOBBLED AWAY WITH NOTHING FOR HIS RETIREMENT FUND.
>>
>> RULE
>> RULE NUMBER 69--IF YOU GET
BAD
>> RULE NUMBER 69--IF YOU GET BAD NEWS, SHOOT SOMETHING.
HERE,
BAD NEWS, SHOOT SOMETHING. HERE, BAMBI, BAMBI, BAMBI.
>>
HERE, BAMBI, BAMBI, BAMBI. >> WELL, DAMN, BUBBA.
KISS
>> WELL, DAMN, BUBBA. KISS A DUCK IN THE ASS.
YOU
KISS A DUCK IN THE ASS. YOU GOT YOURSELF A BULL'S-EYE.
>>
YOU GOT YOURSELF A BULL'S-EYE. >> A BLIND HOG FINDS AN ACORN
EVERY
>> A BLIND HOG FINDS AN ACORN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
>>
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING.
>>
SAYING. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST
SLICKER
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST SLICKER THAN A FROG FART.
>>
SLICKER THAN A FROG FART. >> LIKE TRYING TO STICK A NOODLE
IN
>> LIKE TRYING TO STICK A NOODLE IN A TIGER'S ASS.
>>
IN A TIGER'S ASS. >> I GOTTA GET OUT OF