>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT
STATE
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES
WITHIN...
>>
STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> both: OOH.
>>
WITHIN... >> both: OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> both: OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> I'VE TAUGHT JENNY A LOT OF
THINGS,
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> I'VE TAUGHT JENNY A LOT OF THINGS, BUT IF HER STRATEGY IS
TO
>> I'VE TAUGHT JENNY A LOT OF THINGS, BUT IF HER STRATEGY IS TO EAVESDROP, SHE'S GONNA LEARN
REAL
THINGS, BUT IF HER STRATEGY IS TO EAVESDROP, SHE'S GONNA LEARN REAL QUICK.
>>
TO EAVESDROP, SHE'S GONNA LEARN REAL QUICK. >> I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE
THROWING
REAL QUICK. >> I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE THROWING DOWN.
>>
>> I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE THROWING DOWN. >> TIME FOR A LITTLE
MISINFORMATION.
>>
>> TIME FOR A LITTLE MISINFORMATION. >> 225.
>>
MISINFORMATION. >> 225. >> 210.
>>
>> 225. >> 210. >> TWO.
>>
>> 210. >> TWO. >> DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE
NOT
>> TWO. >> DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT.
>>
>> DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT. >> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A
[bleep]DAMN
NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT. >> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A [bleep]DAMN AUCTION.
>>
>> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A [bleep]DAMN AUCTION. >> I'D USE IT, YEAH.
>>
[bleep]DAMN AUCTION. >> I'D USE IT, YEAH. >> IN THE BEDROOM?
>>
>> I'D USE IT, YEAH. >> IN THE BEDROOM? >> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOIN' WITH
CHOCOLATE
>> IN THE BEDROOM? >> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOIN' WITH CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU?
>>
>> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOIN' WITH CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU? >> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
SPRAYING
CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU? >> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SPRAYING CHOCOLATE ON
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
YOU
♪ ♪ YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
♪
♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> AND IT'S
TODAY,
TODAY, WE'RE IN LAS COLINAS,
TEXAS.
IF
TEXAS. IF YOU'RE A DOCTOR, A LAWYER,
OR
IF YOU'RE A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, OR A FOOTBALL STAR, YOU PROBABLY
LIVE
OR A FOOTBALL STAR, YOU PROBABLY LIVE HERE.
NOW,
NOW, LAS
NOW, LAS COLINAS MEANS
"THE
NOW, LAS COLINAS MEANS "THE HILLS," AND THESE HILLS ARE
ALIVE
NOW, LAS COLINAS MEANS "THE HILLS," AND THESE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MONEY.
>>
"THE HILLS," AND THESE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MONEY. >> MARY, THIS AREA I KNOW IS
HIGH-END.
>>
>> MARY, THIS AREA I KNOW IS HIGH-END. >> WELL, WITH YOUR HIGH-END
EXPERTISE
HIGH-END. >> WELL, WITH YOUR HIGH-END EXPERTISE AND MY AWESOME NEW
BIDDING
>> WELL, WITH YOUR HIGH-END EXPERTISE AND MY AWESOME NEW BIDDING CALL--
>>
EXPERTISE AND MY AWESOME NEW BIDDING CALL-- >> OH, YOU GOT A NEW CALL?
>>
BIDDING CALL-- >> OH, YOU GOT A NEW CALL? >> BIDDAGE!
'CAUSE
>> OH, YOU GOT A NEW CALL? >> BIDDAGE! 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO
SAY
>> BIDDAGE! 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO SAY "A-G-E" WORDS.
>>
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO SAY "A-G-E" WORDS. >> RIGHT.
>>
SAY "A-G-E" WORDS. >> RIGHT. >> WRECKAGE, SAUSAGE...
STORAGE!
>>
>> WRECKAGE, SAUSAGE... STORAGE! >> STORAGE.
>>
STORAGE! >> STORAGE. >> [laughs]
I'M
>> STORAGE. >> [laughs] I'M GONNA BE WINNIN' LOCKERS.
>>
>> [laughs] I'M GONNA BE WINNIN' LOCKERS. >> TODAY, THE AUCTION IS IN
THE
I'M GONNA BE WINNIN' LOCKERS. >> TODAY, THE AUCTION IS IN THE LATE AFTERNOON, WHICH IS
ODD.
I'M
I'M GUESSIN' NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE
I'M GUESSIN' NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA SHOW UP.
SO
SO TODAY,
SO TODAY, I THINK IT'S A GOOD
OPPORTUNITY
SO TODAY, I THINK IT'S A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO GET SOME
BIG
SO TODAY, I THINK IT'S A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO GET SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS FOR CHEAP.
>>
OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO GET SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS FOR CHEAP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT "LAS COLINAS"
MEANS
BIG TICKET ITEMS FOR CHEAP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT "LAS COLINAS" MEANS IN ENGLISH, RIGHT?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT "LAS COLINAS" MEANS IN ENGLISH, RIGHT? >> WHAT DOES "LAS COLINAS" MEAN
IN
MEANS IN ENGLISH, RIGHT? >> WHAT DOES "LAS COLINAS" MEAN IN ENGLISH?
>>
>> WHAT DOES "LAS COLINAS" MEAN IN ENGLISH? >> IT'S SPANISH: LAS COLINAS.
THE
IN ENGLISH? >> IT'S SPANISH: LAS COLINAS. THE LAND OF THE FULL UNIT.
>>
>> IT'S SPANISH: LAS COLINAS. THE LAND OF THE FULL UNIT. >> [laughs]
GOOD
THE LAND OF THE FULL UNIT. >> [laughs] GOOD GOD.
>> COLINAS: THE
>> [laughs] GOOD GOD. >> COLINAS: THE FULL UNITS.
>>
GOOD GOD. >> COLINAS: THE FULL UNITS. >> OH, CRAP.
WHAT
>> COLINAS: THE FULL UNITS. >> OH, CRAP. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE AT
4:00?
I
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE AT 4:00? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LATE
LUNCH
4:00? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LATE LUNCH BUFFET.
>>
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LATE LUNCH BUFFET. >> WE'RE USUALLY COUNTIN' OUR
MONEY
LUNCH BUFFET. >> WE'RE USUALLY COUNTIN' OUR MONEY THIS TIME AFTER WE STOLE
SOMETHING
>> WE'RE USUALLY COUNTIN' OUR MONEY THIS TIME AFTER WE STOLE SOMETHING FROM YOU.
>>
MONEY THIS TIME AFTER WE STOLE SOMETHING FROM YOU. >> I USED TO THINK THAT MARY WAS
MY
SOMETHING FROM YOU. >> I USED TO THINK THAT MARY WAS MY COMPETITION, BECAUSE SHE DOES
WHAT
>> I USED TO THINK THAT MARY WAS MY COMPETITION, BECAUSE SHE DOES WHAT I DO, BUT LATELY IT SEEMS
IT'S
MY COMPETITION, BECAUSE SHE DOES WHAT I DO, BUT LATELY IT SEEMS IT'S RICKY AND BUBBA.
THEY
WHAT I DO, BUT LATELY IT SEEMS IT'S RICKY AND BUBBA. THEY HAVE MORE MONEY, MORE
EXPERIENCE,
IT'S RICKY AND BUBBA. THEY HAVE MORE MONEY, MORE EXPERIENCE, AND THEY WANT THE
SAME
THEY HAVE MORE MONEY, MORE EXPERIENCE, AND THEY WANT THE SAME THINGS I DO, SO IT'S
REALLY
EXPERIENCE, AND THEY WANT THE SAME THINGS I DO, SO IT'S REALLY HARD TO GO UP AGAINST
THAT.
RICKY'S
RICKY'S TAUGHT ME A LOT, FROM
ANALYZING
RICKY'S TAUGHT ME A LOT, FROM ANALYZING LOCKERS TO KEEPING MY
EARS
ANALYZING LOCKERS TO KEEPING MY EARS OPEN, SO NOW, I GOTTA
START
EARS OPEN, SO NOW, I GOTTA START USING THOSE SKILLS
AGAINST
START USING THOSE SKILLS AGAINST THEM.
>>
>> SHE'S
>> SHE'S ROCKIN' RED.
TWINSIES.
>>
>> SHE'S ROCKIN' RED. TWINSIES. >> [laughs]
>>
TWINSIES. >> [laughs] >> HEARD YOU HAD A GOOD SALE.
>>
>> [laughs] >> HEARD YOU HAD A GOOD SALE. >> I DID, I HAD A GOOD SALE.
I
>> HEARD YOU HAD A GOOD SALE. >> I DID, I HAD A GOOD SALE. I NEED MORE STUFF NOW.
I
>> I DID, I HAD A GOOD SALE. I NEED MORE STUFF NOW. I NEED THE BREAD AND BUTTER.
>>
I NEED MORE STUFF NOW. I NEED THE BREAD AND BUTTER. >> YOU NEED THE WHAT?
>>
I NEED THE BREAD AND BUTTER. >> YOU NEED THE WHAT? >> THE BREAD AND BUTTER.
>>
>> YOU NEED THE WHAT? >> THE BREAD AND BUTTER. >> MM-MMM.
THEY'RE
>> THE BREAD AND BUTTER. >> MM-MMM. THEY'RE STARTIN' TO DRESS ALIKE,
TALK
>> MM-MMM. THEY'RE STARTIN' TO DRESS ALIKE, TALK ALIKE.
>>
THEY'RE STARTIN' TO DRESS ALIKE, TALK ALIKE. >> THE SHIRT?
THAT'S
TALK ALIKE. >> THE SHIRT? THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.
THEY
>> THE SHIRT? THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE. THEY AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET.
AS
THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE. THEY AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. AS RICKY WOULD SAY...
>>
THEY AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] I'M GONNA BE
ON
AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] I'M GONNA BE ON THEM LIKE A FLY AT A TURD
SHOW.
>>
ON THEM LIKE A FLY AT A TURD SHOW. >> IT'S JUST SPOOKY WHEN YOUR
ENEMIES
SHOW. >> IT'S JUST SPOOKY WHEN YOUR ENEMIES START DRESSING LIKE YOU.
>>
>> IT'S JUST SPOOKY WHEN YOUR ENEMIES START DRESSING LIKE YOU. >> THAT'S TRUE.
IN
ENEMIES START DRESSING LIKE YOU. >> THAT'S TRUE. IN YOUR CASE TOO.
>>
>> THAT'S TRUE. IN YOUR CASE TOO. >> [laughs]
YES,
IN YOUR CASE TOO. >> [laughs] YES, I'M GETTIN' THESE
EMBROIDERED.
>>
YES, I'M GETTIN' THESE EMBROIDERED. >> [laughs]
>>
EMBROIDERED. >> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO
LOOK
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THEY'LL
WE'RE GONNA TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THEY'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
LOOK AROUND. THEY'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, AND TODAY'S
SALE
THEY'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, AND TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE.
ARE
NO REACHING INSIDE, AND TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YES!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YES! >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> YES! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> YES! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH, SO MUCH FOR THE LATE
AFTERNOON
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH, SO MUCH FOR THE LATE AFTERNOON AUCTIONS.
LITTLE
>> YEAH, SO MUCH FOR THE LATE AFTERNOON AUCTIONS. LITTLE BIT MORE PEOPLE HERE THAN
I
>>
>> HEY!
[overlapping
>> HEY! [overlapping chatter]
>>
>> HEY! [overlapping chatter] >> [whispering] THAT DRESSER'S
NOT
[overlapping chatter] >> [whispering] THAT DRESSER'S NOT BAD.
CHANGE
>> [whispering] THAT DRESSER'S NOT BAD. CHANGE THE HARDWARE.
>>
NOT BAD. CHANGE THE HARDWARE. >> THERE'S TWO MID-CENTURY
CHAIRS.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S TWO MID-CENTURY CHAIRS. THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE THAN TWO.
THE
CHAIRS. THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE THAN TWO. THE CHAIRS TELL ME THESE PEOPLE
HAD
THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE THAN TWO. THE CHAIRS TELL ME THESE PEOPLE HAD TASTE.
I
I JUST
I JUST HOPE THEY HAD A LOT OF
IT.
>>
>> IT
>> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING
I
>> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING I WANT.
THE
>> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING I WANT. THE COKE MACHINE IS MADE OF
WOOD.
IT'S
THE COKE MACHINE IS MADE OF WOOD. IT'S DEFINITELY AN OLD LOCKER.
IT'S
WOOD. IT'S DEFINITELY AN OLD LOCKER. IT'S AN OLD PERSON'S LOCKER.
>>
IT'S DEFINITELY AN OLD LOCKER. IT'S AN OLD PERSON'S LOCKER. >> THERE'S A DRESSER BACK THERE,
BUT
IT'S AN OLD PERSON'S LOCKER. >> THERE'S A DRESSER BACK THERE, BUT IT'S PARTICLE BOARD, AND IT
HAS
>> THERE'S A DRESSER BACK THERE, BUT IT'S PARTICLE BOARD, AND IT HAS A CRACK IN THE FRONT DRAWER.
CHEAP
BUT IT'S PARTICLE BOARD, AND IT HAS A CRACK IN THE FRONT DRAWER. CHEAP METAL HEADBOARD.
IF
HAS A CRACK IN THE FRONT DRAWER. CHEAP METAL HEADBOARD. IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM
RICKY,
CHEAP METAL HEADBOARD. IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM RICKY, IT'S BUY WHAT YOU SEE,
AND
IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM RICKY, IT'S BUY WHAT YOU SEE, AND I SEE NOTHING.
>>
RICKY, IT'S BUY WHAT YOU SEE, AND I SEE NOTHING. >> TRASH BAGS.
>>
AND I SEE NOTHING. >> TRASH BAGS. >> CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS.
>>
>> TRASH BAGS. >> CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS. >> TRASH BAGS.
I'M
>> CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS. >> TRASH BAGS. I'M NOT REALLY FEELIN' IT,
BUDDY.
>>
I'M NOT REALLY FEELIN' IT, BUDDY. >> YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THIS ONE.
IT'S
BUDDY. >> YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THIS ONE. IT'S TOO DICEY, THE BOXES WERE
THROWN
>> YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THIS ONE. IT'S TOO DICEY, THE BOXES WERE THROWN IN THERE, THERE'S NO
BUBBLE
IT'S TOO DICEY, THE BOXES WERE THROWN IN THERE, THERE'S NO BUBBLE WRAP.
I'M
THROWN IN THERE, THERE'S NO BUBBLE WRAP. I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE
THROWIN'
BUBBLE WRAP. I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE THROWIN' DOWN.
>>
I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE THROWIN' DOWN. >> SHE'S DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE.
>>
>> I
>> I MAY
>> I MAY HAVE TAUGHT JENNY A
LOT
>> I MAY HAVE TAUGHT JENNY A LOT OF THINGS, BUT IF HER
STRATEGY
LOT OF THINGS, BUT IF HER STRATEGY IS TO EAVESDROP, SHE'S
GONNA
STRATEGY IS TO EAVESDROP, SHE'S GONNA LEARN REAL QUICK THAT I
AIN'T
GONNA LEARN REAL QUICK THAT I AIN'T TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING.
>>
AIN'T TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA
GIVE?
GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? NOW 100.
>>
GIVE? NOW 100. >> BIDDAGE!
>>
>> BIDDAGE! >> 100 THERE, NOW 200.
ANYBODY
>> 100 THERE, NOW 200. ANYBODY GIVE 200?
200
ANYBODY GIVE 200? 200 THERE, NOW 300.
ANYBODY
200 THERE, NOW 300. ANYBODY GIVE 300?
>>
ANYBODY GIVE 300? >> BIDDAGE!
>>
>> BIDDAGE! >> NOW 400, WILL YOU GIVE 400?
>>
>> NOW 400, WILL YOU GIVE 400? >> 50!
>>
>> 50! >> 375.
>>
>> 375. >> 375.
NOW
>> 375. NOW 400, ANYBODY GIVE 400?
NOW
NOW 400, ANYBODY GIVE 400? NOW 400 GOIN' ONCE.
400
NOW 400 GOIN' ONCE. 400 GOIN' TWICE.
I
400 GOIN' TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE $375.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE $375. >> I CAN'T WAIT TO FORAGE AND
PILLAGE
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO FORAGE AND PILLAGE THROUGH THIS RUMMAGE.
BIDDAGE.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> OOH.
THE
>> HEY, HEY! >> OOH. THE FURNITURE IS NOT VERY
HIGH-END,
>> OOH. THE FURNITURE IS NOT VERY HIGH-END, BUT IT IS CLEAN, AND
IT
THE FURNITURE IS NOT VERY HIGH-END, BUT IT IS CLEAN, AND IT IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
I
HIGH-END, BUT IT IS CLEAN, AND IT IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING. I LIKE THIS LOCKER.
>>
IT IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING. I LIKE THIS LOCKER. >> THAT'S A LEATHER SOFA, AND
IT'S
I LIKE THIS LOCKER. >> THAT'S A LEATHER SOFA, AND IT'S NOT HIGH-END.
>>
>> THAT'S A LEATHER SOFA, AND IT'S NOT HIGH-END. >> THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH
A
IT'S NOT HIGH-END. >> THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH A CRAP TO ME.
>>
>> THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH A CRAP TO ME. >> UM, YEAH.
>>
A CRAP TO ME. >> UM, YEAH. >> GARBAGE!
>>
>> UM, YEAH. >> GARBAGE! >> I LIKE THE SIDE TABLES, THE
COFFEE
>> GARBAGE! >> I LIKE THE SIDE TABLES, THE COFFEE TABLE, AND THE MIRRORS.
I'M
>> I LIKE THE SIDE TABLES, THE COFFEE TABLE, AND THE MIRRORS. I'M FEELIN' GOOD ABOUT THE
FURNITURE,
COFFEE TABLE, AND THE MIRRORS. I'M FEELIN' GOOD ABOUT THE FURNITURE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF
THE
I'M FEELIN' GOOD ABOUT THE FURNITURE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THE REST OF THE STUFF IS WORTH
ANYTHING.
>>
THE REST OF THE STUFF IS WORTH ANYTHING. >> YEAH.
SO
ANYTHING. >> YEAH. SO JENNY'S AT IT AGAIN, TRYIN'
TO
>> YEAH. SO JENNY'S AT IT AGAIN, TRYIN' TO SEE WHAT OUR NEXT MOVE IS.
TIME
TIME FOR
TIME FOR A LITTLE
MISINFORMATION.
A
MISINFORMATION. A SINGLE MALE'S APARTMENT.
A
A SINGLE
A SINGLE GUY WITH NO MONEY.
DECENT
A SINGLE GUY WITH NO MONEY. DECENT FURNITURE.
FOR
A SINGLE GUY WITH NO MONEY. DECENT FURNITURE. FOR A COLLEGE KID.
IT'LL
DECENT FURNITURE. FOR A COLLEGE KID. IT'LL SELL EASY.
NO,
FOR A COLLEGE KID. IT'LL SELL EASY. NO, IT WON'T.
[chuckles]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $50?
>>
GENTLEMEN, $50? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WE GOT 50, NOW 75.
LET'S
>> WE GOT 50, NOW 75. LET'S DO THAT.
>>
LET'S DO THAT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 75, AND 100?
WITH
>> 75, AND 100? WITH 100, NOW 125?
NOW
WITH 100, NOW 125? NOW 150?
NOW
NOW 150? NOW 175?
>>
NOW 175? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 225?
>>
>> NOW 225? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, NOW 250?
NOW
>> 225, NOW 250? NOW 275?
NOW
NOW 275? NOW 275, AND 300?
>>
NOW 275, AND 300? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300, NOW 325?
350,
>> 300, NOW 325? 350, ANYBODY GIVE 350?
>>
350, ANYBODY GIVE 350? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 375?
NOW
>> 375? NOW 400.
>>
NOW 400. >> I KNOW RICKY AND BUBBA LOVE
THIS
>> I KNOW RICKY AND BUBBA LOVE THIS UNIT, AND I'M NOT LETTING
THEM
THIS UNIT, AND I'M NOT LETTING THEM TAKE IT.
>>
THEM TAKE IT. >> 325.
>>
>> 325. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 425.
425,
>> NOW 425. 425, NOW 450.
>>
425, NOW 450. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 475.
ANYBODY
>> NOW 475. ANYBODY GIVE 475?
>>
ANYBODY GIVE 475? >> 475.
>>
>> 475. >> I GOT 475.
NOW
>> I GOT 475. NOW 500?
>>
NOW 500? >> LET HER HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HER HAVE IT. >> 500 GOIN' ONCE.
500
>> 500 GOIN' ONCE. 500 GOIN' TWICE.
I
500 GOIN' TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$475
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $475 IN THE BACK.
>>
$475 IN THE BACK. >> I DID IT!
I
>> I DID IT! I BEAT RICKY AND BUBBA!
AS
AS RICKY
AS RICKY WOULD SAY...
>>
AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] I'M HAPPIER
THAN
AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] I'M HAPPIER THAN A PUPPY WITH TWO TAILS.
SHE'S
>> [Ricky's voice] I'M HAPPIER THAN A PUPPY WITH TWO TAILS. SHE'S ALREADY JUMPIN' UP AND
DOWN.
>>
SHE'S ALREADY JUMPIN' UP AND DOWN. >> WHAT?
>>
DOWN. >> WHAT? >> I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.
>>
>> WHAT? >> I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING. >> I THINK YOU JUST SAID, "JENNY
GOT
>> I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING. >> I THINK YOU JUST SAID, "JENNY GOT THE BEST UNIT OF THE DAY."
>>
>> I THINK YOU JUST SAID, "JENNY GOT THE BEST UNIT OF THE DAY." >> YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING THAT
JENNY'S
GOT THE BEST UNIT OF THE DAY." >> YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING THAT JENNY'S YET TO LEARN IS WHEN
SHE'S
>> YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING THAT JENNY'S YET TO LEARN IS WHEN SHE'S BEEN HAD.
[chuckles]
>>
SHE'S BEEN HAD. [chuckles] >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
I'M
[chuckles] >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. I'M PUMPED.
I
>> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. I'M PUMPED. I GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER
RIGHT
I'M PUMPED. I GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW.
I'M
I GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW. I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT THE BEST
LOCKER
RIGHT NOW. I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
EVEN
I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY. EVEN RICKY ADMITTED I GOT THE
BEST
LOCKER OF THE DAY. EVEN RICKY ADMITTED I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
OKAY.
THIS
OKAY. THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD
WASTE
THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD WASTE BASKET.
TRICK
WASTE BASKET. TRICK THAT OUT.
$10.
THIS
$10. THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
IT'S
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL. IT'S A LEOPARD/ELEPHANT PICTURE
FRAME.
TOTALLY
FRAME. TOTALLY UPTOWN COUNTRY.
$10.
OOH,
$10. OOH, DOMINOES.
LOVE
OOH, DOMINOES. LOVE THESE.
$10.
OKAY,
$10. OKAY, NOW TO THE BINS.
DA-DA-DA-DA.
NECKTIES.
THEY'RE
DA-DA-DA-DA. NECKTIES. THEY'RE ALL DIRTY AND STAINED.
OKAY,
NECKTIES. THEY'RE ALL DIRTY AND STAINED. OKAY, NEXT BIN.
MORE
THEY'RE ALL DIRTY AND STAINED. OKAY, NEXT BIN. MORE LAUNDRY THAT HE DIDN'T DO.
OKAY,
OKAY, NEXT BIN. MORE LAUNDRY THAT HE DIDN'T DO. OKAY, COME ON.
HELLO?
CLOTHES.
NOT
HELLO? CLOTHES. NOT HAPPENIN'.
BINS
CLOTHES. NOT HAPPENIN'. BINS WERE A TOTAL
NOT
NOT SO
NOT SO ITSY-BITSY SPIDER.
HE'S
NOT SO ITSY-BITSY SPIDER. HE'S SUPPOSED TO LIGHT UP, BUT
ALL
HE'S SUPPOSED TO LIGHT UP, BUT ALL THESE LIGHTS ARE, LIKE,
ROTTED
ALL THESE LIGHTS ARE, LIKE, ROTTED AND CORRODED, SO I DOUBT
IT
ROTTED AND CORRODED, SO I DOUBT IT EVEN WORKS.
I'VE
IT EVEN WORKS. I'VE GOT TWO MIRRORS.
THEY'RE
I'VE GOT TWO MIRRORS. THEY'RE PLASTIC.
IT'S
THEY'RE PLASTIC. IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, $30 EACH.
THESE
IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, $30 EACH. THESE LEATHER COUCHES, THEY LOOK
LIKE
THESE LEATHER COUCHES, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD
CONDITION.
THERE'S
CONDITION. THERE'S THREE OF 'EM.
I
THERE'S THREE OF 'EM. I CAN PROBABLY GET $50 APIECE AT
A
I CAN PROBABLY GET $50 APIECE AT A GARAGE SALE.
>>
>> IS
>> IS THERE ANYTHING BEHIND THIS
COUCH?
OH,
OH, THERE
OH, THERE IS.
WHAT
OH, THERE IS. WHAT IS THIS?
[grunts]
THE
WHAT IS THIS? [grunts] THE COUCH IS GONNA FALL DOWN.
WHAT
WHAT IS
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S
WHAT IS THIS? IT'S AN ASIAN IMPORT VEHICLE
SCANNER
WHAT IS THIS? IT'S AN ASIAN IMPORT VEHICLE SCANNER PLUG-IN.
IT'S,
IT'S AN ASIAN IMPORT VEHICLE SCANNER PLUG-IN. IT'S, LIKE, FROM A POLICE
OFFICER
SCANNER PLUG-IN. IT'S, LIKE, FROM A POLICE OFFICER OR SOMETHING.
I
IT'S, LIKE, FROM A POLICE OFFICER OR SOMETHING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THERE'S
OFFICER OR SOMETHING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE'S CHARGERS, THERE'S A LOT
OF
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE'S CHARGERS, THERE'S A LOT OF CORDS, THERE'S COMPUTER
THINGS.
I'M
OF CORDS, THERE'S COMPUTER THINGS. I'M ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS ABOUT
IT.
I'M
I'M ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS ABOUT IT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE
IT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO TAKE THIS AND FIND OUT
IF
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO TAKE THIS AND FIND OUT IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING.
IT
WHERE TO TAKE THIS AND FIND OUT IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING. IT LOOKS REALLY LEGIT.
OKAY,
OKAY, THESE TWO LOOK GOOD.
AFTER
OKAY, THESE TWO LOOK GOOD. AFTER I PAINT 'EM, I'LL PROBABLY
GET
AFTER I PAINT 'EM, I'LL PROBABLY GET 100 FOR THE SET.
$100
GET 100 FOR THE SET. $100 COFFEE TABLE/TV STAND.
I
$100 COFFEE TABLE/TV STAND. I CAN PROBABLY DO SOMETHING
COOL
I CAN PROBABLY DO SOMETHING COOL WITH THIS AND MAKE IT A
$100
COOL WITH THIS AND MAKE IT A $100 HEADBOARD JUST 'CAUSE I
REALLY
$100 HEADBOARD JUST 'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO WITH THIS
LOCKER.
RICKY,
LOCKER. RICKY, I THINK HE'S ALWAYS
RIGHT.
HE
HE WAS
HE WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS
>>
>> TIRE
>> TIRE PUMP.
>>
>> TIRE PUMP. >> THERE'S A LAWN MOWER.
>>
>> TIRE PUMP. >> THERE'S A LAWN MOWER. >> THIS IS ALL EASY SALABLE
STUFF
>> THERE'S A LAWN MOWER. >> THIS IS ALL EASY SALABLE STUFF FOR US.
>>
>> THIS IS ALL EASY SALABLE STUFF FOR US. >> TWO LAWN MOWERS IN HERE.
THIS
STUFF FOR US. >> TWO LAWN MOWERS IN HERE. THIS ONE SPILT ALL THE OIL OUT
ALL
>> TWO LAWN MOWERS IN HERE. THIS ONE SPILT ALL THE OIL OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND THE
WHEEL
THIS ONE SPILT ALL THE OIL OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND THE WHEEL IS BLOWN OFF ON IT.
DAMN!
I'M
WHEEL IS BLOWN OFF ON IT. DAMN! I'M NOT GONNA THROW A LOT OF
GOOD
DAMN! I'M NOT GONNA THROW A LOT OF GOOD MONEY AT A BAD LOCKER JUST
TO
I'M NOT GONNA THROW A LOT OF GOOD MONEY AT A BAD LOCKER JUST TO BUY SOMETHING.
>>
GOOD MONEY AT A BAD LOCKER JUST TO BUY SOMETHING. >> THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH OF
THE
TO BUY SOMETHING. >> THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH OF THE STANDARD UPTOWN COUNTRY
STUFF
>> THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH OF THE STANDARD UPTOWN COUNTRY STUFF I NEED IN HERE.
I
THE STANDARD UPTOWN COUNTRY STUFF I NEED IN HERE. I WAS REALLY HOPING TO GET
ANOTHER
STUFF I NEED IN HERE. I WAS REALLY HOPING TO GET ANOTHER LOCKER, BUT TOOLS AND
COOKING
I WAS REALLY HOPING TO GET ANOTHER LOCKER, BUT TOOLS AND COOKING EQUIPMENT--NOT MY THING.
>>
ANOTHER LOCKER, BUT TOOLS AND COOKING EQUIPMENT--NOT MY THING. >> OKAY, WE GOT PROPANE, WE GOT
A
COOKING EQUIPMENT--NOT MY THING. >> OKAY, WE GOT PROPANE, WE GOT A GRILL.
THIS
>> OKAY, WE GOT PROPANE, WE GOT A GRILL. THIS LOOKS LIKE A HUNTER'S UNIT.
>>
A GRILL. THIS LOOKS LIKE A HUNTER'S UNIT. >> NOT FOR US, MOE.
ARE
THIS LOOKS LIKE A HUNTER'S UNIT. >> NOT FOR US, MOE. ARE YOU A HUNTER?
>>
>> NOT FOR US, MOE. ARE YOU A HUNTER? >> I'M HUNTING FOR MONEY.
>>
ARE YOU A HUNTER? >> I'M HUNTING FOR MONEY. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MOE'S
THINKING.
THUMBS
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MOE'S THINKING. THUMBS DOWNAGE!
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA
GIVE
GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW, 50?
50.
GIVE NOW, 50? 50. NOW ANYBODY GIVE 75?
>>
50. NOW ANYBODY GIVE 75? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 75 THERE, AND NOW 100.
>>
>> 75 THERE, AND NOW 100. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> 125, NOW 125.
>>
>> 125, NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 125, AND 150.
NOW
>> 125, AND 150. NOW 175.
>>
NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 175 AND 200?
>>
>> 175 AND 200? >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> NOW 200 THERE.
NOW
>> NOW 200 THERE. NOW 225?
225?
>>
225? >> ONE MORE TIME.
>>
>> ONE MORE TIME. >> 210.
>>
>> 210. >> 210.
NOW
>> 210. NOW 225.
ANYBODY
NOW 225. ANYBODY GIVE 225?
GOIN'
ANYBODY GIVE 225? GOIN' ONCE.
225
GOIN' ONCE. 225 GOIN' TWICE.
>>
225 GOIN' TWICE. >> TWO.
>>
>> TWO. >> TWO WHAT?
>>
>> TWO WHAT? >> I SOLD IT--
>>
>> 225.
I
>> 225. I SAID 225.
>>
>> 225. I SAID 225. >> $210.
>>
I SAID 225. >> $210. >> WALT, I SAID 225.
>>
>> $210. >> WALT, I SAID 225. >> A LITTLE BIT LATE.
DON'T
>> WALT, I SAID 225. >> A LITTLE BIT LATE. DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA
>> A LITTLE BIT LATE. DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT.
>>
DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT. >> WELL, GET IT RIGHT THEN.
>>
GONNA BE ABLE TO BID RIGHT. >> WELL, GET IT RIGHT THEN. >> GONNA SELL IT FOR 210, IS
WHAT
>> WELL, GET IT RIGHT THEN. >> GONNA SELL IT FOR 210, IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
HEY,
>> GONNA SELL IT FOR 210, IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. HEY, AT MY AUCTIONS, YOU GOTTA
JUMP
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. HEY, AT MY AUCTIONS, YOU GOTTA JUMP IN WITH A FULL BID, NOT A
HALF
HEY, AT MY AUCTIONS, YOU GOTTA JUMP IN WITH A FULL BID, NOT A HALF A BID.
I
I SOLD
I SOLD IT
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $210.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $210. >> SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
>>
>> HE
>> HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.
>>
>> HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. >> HUH?
>>
>> HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. >> HUH? >> HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.
>>
>> HUH? >> HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. >> HE'S DEAD
>>
>> [laughs]
I
>> [laughs] I KNOW.
>>
>> [laughs] I KNOW. >> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A
[bleep]DAMN
I KNOW. >> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A [bleep]DAMN AUCTION.
>>
>> HE CAN'T EVEN CONDUCT A [bleep]DAMN AUCTION. >> MOE, WE GOT A GREAT LOCKER.
HONESTLY,
[bleep]DAMN AUCTION. >> MOE, WE GOT A GREAT LOCKER. HONESTLY, WE DIDN'T NEED THAT
ONE.
>>
HONESTLY, WE DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE. >> I WAS RIGHT IN HIS FACE.
I
ONE. >> I WAS RIGHT IN HIS FACE. I SAID 225.
HIS
>> I WAS RIGHT IN HIS FACE. I SAID 225. HIS TONGUE GOT TIED.
HE
I SAID 225. HIS TONGUE GOT TIED. HE OUGHT TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED.
>>
HIS TONGUE GOT TIED. HE OUGHT TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED. >> WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO WITH
TWO
HE OUGHT TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED. >> WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO WITH TWO COOKERS ANYWAY?
[laughs]
>>
TWO COOKERS ANYWAY? [laughs] >> WELL, IT WASN'T THE COOKERS
THAT
[laughs] >> WELL, IT WASN'T THE COOKERS THAT I WANTED, IT WAS THE
LAWN
>> WELL, IT WASN'T THE COOKERS THAT I WANTED, IT WAS THE LAWN MOWERS.
>>
THAT I WANTED, IT WAS THE LAWN MOWERS. >> COMIN' TO AN AUCTION LATER IN
THE
LAWN MOWERS. >> COMIN' TO AN AUCTION LATER IN THE DAY, IT JUST DIDN'T WORK
OUT.
I
THE DAY, IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT. I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS
HEAVY
OUT. I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS HEAVY TODAY, AND THE LOCKERS
SOLD
I MEAN, THE COMPETITION WAS HEAVY TODAY, AND THE LOCKERS SOLD FOR JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT
MORE.
>>
SOLD FOR JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE. >> WE'RE AT THE LOCKER WE PAID
210
MORE. >> WE'RE AT THE LOCKER WE PAID 210 BUCKS FOR.
IT'S
>> WE'RE AT THE LOCKER WE PAID 210 BUCKS FOR. IT'S A SMALL LOCKER, BUT IT'S
GOT
210 BUCKS FOR. IT'S A SMALL LOCKER, BUT IT'S GOT BIG POTENTIAL.
>>
>> [groans] OH.
>>
>> [groans] OH. >> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SMOKER.
30
>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SMOKER. 30 BUCKS.
YOU
30 BUCKS. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S FOR?
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S FOR? >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> COOK A TURKEY.
>>
>> COOK A TURKEY. >> UGH.
>>
>> UGH. >> WHOO, OLD GREASE.
YOU'RE
>> WHOO, OLD GREASE. YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ABOUT
40
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ABOUT 40 BUCKS.
ANOTHER
40 BUCKS. ANOTHER DAMN COOKER.
THAT'S
ANOTHER DAMN COOKER. THAT'S ANOTHER 20 BUCKS.
LITTLE
THAT'S ANOTHER 20 BUCKS. LITTLE LEAF BLOWER, 25 BUCKS.
>>
LITTLE LEAF BLOWER, 25 BUCKS. >> YEAH.
[groans]
>>
[groans] >> THAT'S A GOOD LAWN MOWER
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> IT'S SELF-PROPELLED?
>>
>> IT'S SELF-PROPELLED? >> YEAH, 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> YEAH, 100 BUCKS. >> OH, THIS IS A HELL OF A MOWER
RIGHT
>> OH, THIS IS A HELL OF A MOWER RIGHT HERE, BROTHER.
OH,
RIGHT HERE, BROTHER. OH, YEAH.
>>
OH, YEAH. >> 200 BUCKS.
>>
>> 200 BUCKS. >> WHOO, THESE ARE PRETTY NICE.
>>
>> WHOO, THESE ARE PRETTY NICE. >> WHAT SIZE ARE THEY?
>>
>> WHAT SIZE ARE THEY? >> 22s.
>>
>> 22s. >> THEY'RE PROBABLY--
>>
>> THEY'RE PROBABLY-- >> 400 FOR BOTH.
>>
>> 400 FOR BOTH. >> YEAH.
OH,
>> YEAH. OH, WE'RE WAY IN THE MONEY, AND
THERE
OH, WE'RE WAY IN THE MONEY, AND THERE AIN'T MUCH
OH,
OH, YEAH.
>>
OH, YEAH. >> OH, WHAT'S THAT?
>>
OH, YEAH. >> OH, WHAT'S THAT? >> IT'S A PAINT
>>
>> IT
>> IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE.
DO
>> IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE. DO YOU SPRAY CHOCOLATE?
>>
>> IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE. DO YOU SPRAY CHOCOLATE? >> [bleep], NO.
>>
DO YOU SPRAY CHOCOLATE? >> [bleep], NO. >> THAT'S SWISS.
>>
>> [bleep], NO. >> THAT'S SWISS. >> SWISS?
>>
>> THAT'S SWISS. >> SWISS? >> MOE MIGHT KNOW WOOD, BUT I
KNOW
>> SWISS? >> MOE MIGHT KNOW WOOD, BUT I KNOW MY CHOCOLATE.
THIS
>> MOE MIGHT KNOW WOOD, BUT I KNOW MY CHOCOLATE. THIS IS FINER THAN KIT KAT OR
HERSHEY.
THIS
THIS IS FINER THAN KIT KAT OR HERSHEY. THIS IS SOME HIGH-END CHOCOLATE
HERE.
>>
THIS IS SOME HIGH-END CHOCOLATE HERE. >> IN MY SHOP, WE USE THIS TO
PAINT
HERE. >> IN MY SHOP, WE USE THIS TO PAINT CARS AND TRAILERS.
>>
>> IN MY SHOP, WE USE THIS TO PAINT CARS AND TRAILERS. >> [laughs]
WELL,
PAINT CARS AND TRAILERS. >> [laughs] WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE'S PAINTIN'
WITH
>> [laughs] WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE'S PAINTIN' WITH CHOCOLATE.
>>
WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE'S PAINTIN' WITH CHOCOLATE. >> WHAT THE HELL YOU WANNA PAINT
CHOCOLATE
WITH CHOCOLATE. >> WHAT THE HELL YOU WANNA PAINT CHOCOLATE FOR WITH A GUN?
IF
>> WHAT THE HELL YOU WANNA PAINT CHOCOLATE FOR WITH A GUN? IF YOU CAN PAINT CHOCOLATE WITH
THAT
CHOCOLATE FOR WITH A GUN? IF YOU CAN PAINT CHOCOLATE WITH THAT RASCAL, YOU CAN PAINT PAINT
WITH
IF YOU CAN PAINT CHOCOLATE WITH THAT RASCAL, YOU CAN PAINT PAINT WITH THAT RASCAL.
>>
THAT RASCAL, YOU CAN PAINT PAINT WITH THAT RASCAL. >> YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS
SPECIFICALLY
WITH THAT RASCAL. >> YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR CHOCOLATE?
>>
>> YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR CHOCOLATE? >> TRUST ME, I GOT ONE A THOSE.
>>
SPECIFICALLY FOR CHOCOLATE? >> TRUST ME, I GOT ONE A THOSE. >> WHAT ARE YOU PAINTIN'
CHOCOLATE
>> TRUST ME, I GOT ONE A THOSE. >> WHAT ARE YOU PAINTIN' CHOCOLATE WITH?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU PAINTIN' CHOCOLATE WITH? >> I AIN'T!
WHAT
CHOCOLATE WITH? >> I AIN'T! WHAT KINDA PERSON WOULD USE THAT
TO
>> I AIN'T! WHAT KINDA PERSON WOULD USE THAT TO PAINT CHOCOLATE?
>>
WHAT KINDA PERSON WOULD USE THAT TO PAINT CHOCOLATE? >> I MEAN, I'D USE IT.
YEAH,
TO PAINT CHOCOLATE? >> I MEAN, I'D USE IT. YEAH, THERE'S NO DOUBT.
I'LL
>> I MEAN, I'D USE IT. YEAH, THERE'S NO DOUBT. I'LL PUT MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS
TOGETHER.
GET
I'LL PUT MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS TOGETHER. GET IN THE BEDROOM.
>>
TOGETHER. GET IN THE BEDROOM. >> GET IN THE BEDROOM?
>>
GET IN THE BEDROOM. >> GET IN THE BEDROOM? >> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH
CHOCOLATE
>> GET IN THE BEDROOM? >> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU?
>>
>> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU? >> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
SPRAYIN'
CHOCOLATE SPRAYED ON YOU? >> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SPRAYIN' CHOCOLATE ON ANYONE?
>>
>> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SPRAYIN' CHOCOLATE ON ANYONE? >> I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR.
THEY,
SPRAYIN' CHOCOLATE ON ANYONE? >> I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR. THEY, LIKE, AIRBRUSH, LIKE, A
CHOCOLATE
>> I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR. THEY, LIKE, AIRBRUSH, LIKE, A CHOCOLATE SCENE INTO THE SIDE OF
SOMETHING.
THIS
CHOCOLATE SCENE INTO THE SIDE OF SOMETHING. THIS IS, LIKE, THE PROS.
WE
SOMETHING. THIS IS, LIKE, THE PROS. WE GOTTA FIND A SERIOUS CAKE
DECORATOR.
>>
WE GOTTA FIND A SERIOUS CAKE DECORATOR. >> OKAY.
>>
DECORATOR. >> OKAY. >> OR CHOCOLATE MAKER--
>>
>> OKAY. >> OR CHOCOLATE MAKER-- >> WELL, MAYBE--
>>
>> OR CHOCOLATE MAKER-- >> WELL, MAYBE-- >> CHOCOLATIER.
WE'VE
>> WELL, MAYBE-- >> CHOCOLATIER. WE'VE ALREADY SCORED BIG ON
THIS
>> CHOCOLATIER. WE'VE ALREADY SCORED BIG ON THIS UNIT.
NOW
WE'VE ALREADY SCORED BIG ON THIS UNIT. NOW WE JUST GOTTA FIND OUT
WHAT
THIS UNIT. NOW WE JUST GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THAT CHOCOLATE DREAM
MACHINE
NOW WE JUST GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THAT CHOCOLATE DREAM MACHINE IS WORTH.
MMM,
>>
>> 653.
MARY
>> 653. MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR
$375.
THERE'S
MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR $375. THERE'S SOME GREAT MID-CENTURY
PIECES
$375. THERE'S SOME GREAT MID-CENTURY PIECES IN THERE, SO HOPEFULLY,
THE
THERE'S SOME GREAT MID-CENTURY PIECES IN THERE, SO HOPEFULLY, THE REST OF THE LOCKER MATCHES
UP.
OKAY.
>>
UP. OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> THIS IS CHEAP BRASS.
THEY'RE
>> ALL RIGHT. >> THIS IS CHEAP BRASS. THEY'RE WORTHLESS.
>>
>> NOW,
>> NOW, THIS--
>>
>> NOW, THIS-- >> IS A DIFFERENT STORY.
>>
>> IS A DIFFERENT STORY. >> COULD BE MONEY.
>>
>> COULD BE MONEY. >> IT'S HEAVY.
>>
>> IT'S HEAVY. >> IT'S HEAVIER THAN I EXPECTED.
>>
>> IT'S HEAVIER THAN I EXPECTED. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS PLASTIC, BUT
IT'S
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS PLASTIC, BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S WOOD.
>>
IT'S NOT, IT'S WOOD. >> YEAH, IT IS WOOD.
WHAT'S--OH,
>> YEAH, IT IS WOOD. WHAT'S--OH, IT'S...
>>
WHAT'S--OH, IT'S... >> IS IT--OH, MAN.
>>
>> IS IT--OH, MAN. >> FAKE.
>>
>> FAKE. >> DANG IT.
>>
>> DANG IT. >> DANG.
>>
>> DANG. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> IT'S A NEAT TCHOTCHKE, OKAY?
25
>> IT'S A NEAT TCHOTCHKE, OKAY? 25 BUCKS.
>>
25 BUCKS. >> NOW, THESE ARE COOL.
>>
>> NOW, THESE ARE COOL. >> THEY ARE COOL.
>>
>> THEY ARE COOL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND THEY'RE CLEAN.
>>
>> AND THEY'RE CLEAN. >> DUDE, THAT SHAPE.
THESE
>> DUDE, THAT SHAPE. THESE ARE AWESOME.
75
THESE ARE AWESOME. 75 BUCKS FOR EACH.
>>
75 BUCKS FOR EACH. >> EASY.
>>
>> EASY. >> ALL RIGHT.
MOE,
>> ALL RIGHT. MOE, THIS IS A GREAT DRESSER.
PAINT
MOE, THIS IS A GREAT DRESSER. PAINT THIS UP, EASILY 225 BUCKS.
MOE.
>>
MOE. >> WHAT?
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. >> CAREFUL.
>>
>> THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. >> CAREFUL. >> LOOKS ANTIQUE, LIKE A RELIC.
>>
>> CAREFUL. >> LOOKS ANTIQUE, LIKE A RELIC. >> YEAH. THAT'S COOL.
>>
>> LOOKS ANTIQUE, LIKE A RELIC. >> YEAH. THAT'S COOL. >> WHAT THE HECK?
MOE!
>>
>> MOE,
>> MOE, OH, MY GOD!
MOE,
MOE, DON'T TOUCH IT!
>>
MOE, DON'T TOUCH IT! >> THEY'RE HAND GRENADES.
THE
MOE, DON'T TOUCH IT! >> THEY'RE HAND GRENADES. THE PINS ARE STILL IN 'EM.
THEY'RE
>> THEY'RE HAND GRENADES. THE PINS ARE STILL IN 'EM. THEY'RE REALLY COOL.
I
THE PINS ARE STILL IN 'EM. THEY'RE REALLY COOL. I NEVER HELD A GRENADE.
MAYBE
THEY'RE REALLY COOL. I NEVER HELD A GRENADE. MAYBE THEY'RE FAKE.
>>
I NEVER HELD A GRENADE. MAYBE THEY'RE FAKE. >> MOE!
WELL,
MAYBE THEY'RE FAKE. >> MOE! WELL, WE DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> MOE! WELL, WE DON'T KNOW. >> NO, THE CHARGE IS OUT.
RIGHT
WELL, WE DON'T KNOW. >> NO, THE CHARGE IS OUT. RIGHT HERE, LOOK, ON THE
BOTTOM.
>>
RIGHT HERE, LOOK, ON THE BOTTOM. >> YEAH.
>>
BOTTOM. >> YEAH. >> THAT'S WHERE THEY PUT THE
CHARGE,
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S WHERE THEY PUT THE CHARGE, AND SEE, THEY GROUND IT
OUT.
THESE
CHARGE, AND SEE, THEY GROUND IT OUT. THESE WERE REAL, BUT THEY GOT
SOME
OUT. THESE WERE REAL, BUT THEY GOT SOME VALUE.
I'D
I'D SAY
I'D SAY 25 BUCKS APIECE.
>>
I'D SAY 25 BUCKS APIECE. >> SO, I WONDER WHAT THIS THING
IS.
>>
>> WAS
>> WAS THAT IN THERE?
>>
>> WAS THAT IN THERE? >> YEAH.
I
>> WAS THAT IN THERE? >> YEAH. I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH
>> YEAH. I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GRENADES, BECAUSE WHY
WOULD
I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GRENADES, BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT BE IN THERE?
MAYBE
WITH THE GRENADES, BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT BE IN THERE? MAYBE IT HOLDS THE GUNPOWDER
OR
WOULD IT BE IN THERE? MAYBE IT HOLDS THE GUNPOWDER OR SOMETHING.
>>
MAYBE IT HOLDS THE GUNPOWDER OR SOMETHING. >> SINCE THIS THING WAS PACKED
WITH
OR SOMETHING. >> SINCE THIS THING WAS PACKED WITH THE GRENADES, I THINK OUR
BEST
>> SINCE THIS THING WAS PACKED WITH THE GRENADES, I THINK OUR BEST BET IS TO TAKE IT TO AN
ARMY/NAVY
>>
>> I
>> I BARELY MADE ANY MONEY ON MY
LOCKER,
>> I BARELY MADE ANY MONEY ON MY LOCKER, BUT I FOUND THIS CAR
SCANNER
LOCKER, BUT I FOUND THIS CAR SCANNER THING THAT I'M CLUELESS
ABOUT,
SCANNER THING THAT I'M CLUELESS ABOUT, SO I'M AT
JOTECH
ABOUT, SO I'M AT JOTECH MOTORSPORTS TO SEE IF
IT'S
JOTECH MOTORSPORTS TO SEE IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU
GOT
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT HERE.
SOME
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT HERE. SOME KINDA SNAP-ON--OKAY.
IT'S
GOT HERE. SOME KINDA SNAP-ON--OKAY. IT'S A SNAP-ON DIAGNOSTIC SCAN
TOOL
SOME KINDA SNAP-ON--OKAY. IT'S A SNAP-ON DIAGNOSTIC SCAN TOOL HERE.
THIS
IT'S A SNAP-ON DIAGNOSTIC SCAN TOOL HERE. THIS IS TO FIND OUT WHAT'S
WRONG
TOOL HERE. THIS IS TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR CAR, FIND OUT
WHAT
THIS IS TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR CAR, FIND OUT WHAT THE TROUBLE CODES ARE, AND
EVERYTHING.
>>
WHAT THE TROUBLE CODES ARE, AND EVERYTHING. >> YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS.
>>
EVERYTHING. >> YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS. >> THIS IS A PRETTY ADVANCED
SCANNER
>> YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS. >> THIS IS A PRETTY ADVANCED SCANNER FROM SNAP-ON.
>>
>> THIS IS A PRETTY ADVANCED SCANNER FROM SNAP-ON. >> REALLY?
>>
SCANNER FROM SNAP-ON. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S GOT ALL THE--
OSCILLOSCOPE
>> REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S GOT ALL THE-- OSCILLOSCOPE BUILT IN, A LOT OF
KEYS,
>> YEAH, IT'S GOT ALL THE-- OSCILLOSCOPE BUILT IN, A LOT OF KEYS, ALL THE HARDWARE.
I
OSCILLOSCOPE BUILT IN, A LOT OF KEYS, ALL THE HARDWARE. I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
KEYS, ALL THE HARDWARE. I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> THE ONLY PART OF THAT I
UNDERSTOOD
I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> THE ONLY PART OF THAT I UNDERSTOOD WAS "PRETTY GOOD."
OKAY,
OKAY, NOW
OKAY, NOW THAT I SORT OF KNOW
WHAT
OKAY, NOW THAT I SORT OF KNOW WHAT IT IS, WHAT DO YOU THINK I
CAN
WHAT IT IS, WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR IT?
>>
CAN GET FOR IT? >> PROBABLY UP TO...
1,200.
>>
1,200. >> WHAT?
THAT'S
>> WHAT? THAT'S AMAZING.
THANKS
THAT'S AMAZING. THANKS TO THAT CAR SCANNER, THIS
UNIT
THANKS TO THAT CAR SCANNER, THIS UNIT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS.
AS
AS RICKY
AS RICKY WOULD SAY...
>>
AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] "I'M AS HAPPY
AS
AS RICKY WOULD SAY... >> [Ricky's voice] "I'M AS HAPPY AS A, UH--"
>>
>> [Ricky's voice] "I'M AS HAPPY AS A, UH--" >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET
AS A, UH--" >> YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET RICKY.
AS
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET RICKY. AS JENNY WOULD SAY, "SCORE!"
THANK
FORGET RICKY. AS JENNY WOULD SAY, "SCORE!" THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I
AS JENNY WOULD SAY, "SCORE!" THANK YOU SO MUCH. I REALLY APPRECIATE
>>
>> MOE
>> MOE AND I FOUND THIS
CRAZY-LOOKING
>> MOE AND I FOUND THIS CRAZY-LOOKING RELIC THING IN A
BOX
CRAZY-LOOKING RELIC THING IN A BOX OF GRENADES, SO WE'RE AT
PORTER'S
BOX OF GRENADES, SO WE'RE AT PORTER'S ARMY AND NAVY TO SEE
WHAT
PORTER'S ARMY AND NAVY TO SEE WHAT THE HECK IT IS.
>>
>> WOW,
>> WOW, THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL.
MAY
>> WOW, THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL. MAY I?
>>
>> WOW, THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL. MAY I? >> YEAH.
WE
MAY I? >> YEAH. WE THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S FOR
GUNPOWDER
>> YEAH. WE THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S FOR GUNPOWDER OR SOMETHING.
>>
WE THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S FOR GUNPOWDER OR SOMETHING. >> THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL.
IT'S
GUNPOWDER OR SOMETHING. >> THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL. IT'S A BOMB.
IT'S
>> THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL. IT'S A BOMB. IT'S CALLED A BYZANTINE
FIRE
IT'S A BOMB. IT'S CALLED A BYZANTINE FIRE BOMB.
IT
IT'S CALLED A BYZANTINE FIRE BOMB. IT DATES BACK PROBABLY TO THE
MIDDLE
FIRE BOMB. IT DATES BACK PROBABLY TO THE MIDDLE AGES.
PROBABLY
IT DATES BACK PROBABLY TO THE MIDDLE AGES. PROBABLY TO 800 A.D.
>>
MIDDLE AGES. PROBABLY TO 800 A.D. >> SO IT'S THAT OLD?
>>
PROBABLY TO 800 A.D. >> SO IT'S THAT OLD? >> VERY ORNATE.
YES,
>> SO IT'S THAT OLD? >> VERY ORNATE. YES, THIS IS PROBABLY THE OLDEST
THING
>> VERY ORNATE. YES, THIS IS PROBABLY THE OLDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD IN MY STORE.
>>
YES, THIS IS PROBABLY THE OLDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD IN MY STORE. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
THING I'VE EVER HAD IN MY STORE. >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT THEY DID WITH THIS,
THEY
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT THEY DID WITH THIS, THEY WOULD FILL IT WITH OIL--
IT'S
>> WHAT THEY DID WITH THIS, THEY WOULD FILL IT WITH OIL-- IT'S CALLED GREEK FIRE.
IT'S
THEY WOULD FILL IT WITH OIL-- IT'S CALLED GREEK FIRE. IT'S PETROLEUM BASED.
THEN
IT'S CALLED GREEK FIRE. IT'S PETROLEUM BASED. THEN THEY WOULD PUT A LITTLE
WICK,
IT'S PETROLEUM BASED. THEN THEY WOULD PUT A LITTLE WICK, LIGHT IT, AND TOSS IT LIKE
A
THEN THEY WOULD PUT A LITTLE WICK, LIGHT IT, AND TOSS IT LIKE A MODERN HAND GRENADE.
>>
WICK, LIGHT IT, AND TOSS IT LIKE A MODERN HAND GRENADE. >> RIGHT.
>>
A MODERN HAND GRENADE. >> RIGHT. >> THE THING WOULD LAND,
SHATTER--
>>
>> THE THING WOULD LAND, SHATTER-- >> EXPLODE?
>>
SHATTER-- >> EXPLODE? >> THE OIL WOULD--IT DIDN'T
REALLY
>> EXPLODE? >> THE OIL WOULD--IT DIDN'T REALLY EXPLODE...
>>
>> THE OIL WOULD--IT DIDN'T REALLY EXPLODE... >> OH.
>>
REALLY EXPLODE... >> OH. >> 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE
GUNPOWDER,
>> OH. >> 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE GUNPOWDER, IT WOULD JUST
SHATTER,
>> 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE GUNPOWDER, IT WOULD JUST SHATTER, AND THE GREEK FIRE OR
THE
GUNPOWDER, IT WOULD JUST SHATTER, AND THE GREEK FIRE OR THE OIL WOULD SPREAD OVER THE
GROUND,
SHATTER, AND THE GREEK FIRE OR THE OIL WOULD SPREAD OVER THE GROUND, AND YOU COULD NOT PUT IT
OUT
THE OIL WOULD SPREAD OVER THE GROUND, AND YOU COULD NOT PUT IT OUT WITH WATER.
YOU
GROUND, AND YOU COULD NOT PUT IT OUT WITH WATER. YOU PUT WATER ON IT, IT ONLY
MADE
OUT WITH WATER. YOU PUT WATER ON IT, IT ONLY MADE THE FIRE GROW BIGGER.
ONE
YOU PUT WATER ON IT, IT ONLY MADE THE FIRE GROW BIGGER. ONE OF THE FASCINATING THINGS
ABOUT
MADE THE FIRE GROW BIGGER. ONE OF THE FASCINATING THINGS ABOUT GREEK FIRE IS THEY KEPT
IT
ONE OF THE FASCINATING THINGS ABOUT GREEK FIRE IS THEY KEPT IT SUCH A SECRET.
WHEN
ABOUT GREEK FIRE IS THEY KEPT IT SUCH A SECRET. WHEN THE BYZANTINE MILITARY
DIED
IT SUCH A SECRET. WHEN THE BYZANTINE MILITARY DIED AWAY, THE FORMULA DIED
AWAY.
NOBODY,
DIED AWAY, THE FORMULA DIED AWAY. NOBODY, TO THIS DAY, CAN
ACTUALLY
AWAY. NOBODY, TO THIS DAY, CAN ACTUALLY REPLICATE THE TRUE
FORMULA
NOBODY, TO THIS DAY, CAN ACTUALLY REPLICATE THE TRUE FORMULA OF GREEK FIRE.
SOME
ACTUALLY REPLICATE THE TRUE FORMULA OF GREEK FIRE. SOME PEOPLE EVEN THINK GREEK
FIRE
FORMULA OF GREEK FIRE. SOME PEOPLE EVEN THINK GREEK FIRE WAS THE ATOMIC BOMB OF THE
FIRST
SOME PEOPLE EVEN THINK GREEK FIRE WAS THE ATOMIC BOMB OF THE FIRST MILLENNIA, BUT IT'S--
>>
FIRE WAS THE ATOMIC BOMB OF THE FIRST MILLENNIA, BUT IT'S-- >> OH.
>>
FIRST MILLENNIA, BUT IT'S-- >> OH. >> IT'S REALLY SPECIAL.
IT'S
>> OH. >> IT'S REALLY SPECIAL. IT'S THE FIRST ONE I'VE EVER GOT
TO
>> IT'S REALLY SPECIAL. IT'S THE FIRST ONE I'VE EVER GOT TO SEE.
>>
>> IF
>> IF YOU
>> IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A VALUE
ON
>> IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A VALUE ON THIS GEM, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
ON THIS GEM, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE.
YOU
>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. YOU CAN TELL IT'S AUTHENTIC.
IT
YOU CAN TELL IT'S AUTHENTIC. IT HAS ALL OF THE DESIGNS.
I
IT HAS ALL OF THE DESIGNS. I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE...
MAYBE
I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE... MAYBE $500.
>>
MAYBE $500. >> I'LL TAKE THAT, RIGHT?
>>
>> I'LL TAKE THAT, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
THANKS
>> YEAH. THANKS TO THAT BOMB, MOE AND I
MANAGED
THANKS TO THAT BOMB, MOE AND I MANAGED TO DO SOME SERIOUS
DAMAGE.
THANK
THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU FOR COMING BY.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU FOR COMING BY. >> BYE-BYE.
>>
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING BY. >> BYE-BYE. >> APPRECIATE IT VERY
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS
SPRAYER
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS SPRAYER IN OUR LOCKER THAT
SMELLS
SPRAYER IN OUR LOCKER THAT SMELLS OF HEAVENLY CHOCOLATE
BLISS,
SMELLS OF HEAVENLY CHOCOLATE BLISS, SO WE'RE AT
SUBLIME
BLISS, SO WE'RE AT SUBLIME CHOCOLATE BAR TO SEE
EXACTLY
SUBLIME CHOCOLATE BAR TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT THIS THING IS USED
FOR.
IT'S
IT'S LIKE
IT'S LIKE WILLY WONKA.
THERE'S
IT'S LIKE WILLY WONKA. THERE'S CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE.
>>
IT'S LIKE WILLY WONKA. THERE'S CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE. >> WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PICK OUT A
TRUFFLE?
WE
>> WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PICK OUT A TRUFFLE? WE HAVE BACON, WE HAVE VANILLA
BEAN.
>>
WE HAVE BACON, WE HAVE VANILLA BEAN. >> both: BACON?
>>
BEAN. >> both: BACON? >> YES, WE DO.
>>
>> both: BACON? >> YES, WE DO. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT
ONE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT ONE. >> MILK CHOCOLATE BACON TRUFFLE.
THAT
ONE. >> MILK CHOCOLATE BACON TRUFFLE. THAT IS A HICKORY-SMOKED BACON
THAT
>> MILK CHOCOLATE BACON TRUFFLE. THAT IS A HICKORY-SMOKED BACON THAT WE ROAST WITH MAPLE SYRUP,
CHOP
THAT IS A HICKORY-SMOKED BACON THAT WE ROAST WITH MAPLE SYRUP, CHOP IT UP, SIMMER IT WITH
CREAM,
THAT WE ROAST WITH MAPLE SYRUP, CHOP IT UP, SIMMER IT WITH CREAM, AND MIX THAT WITH MILK
CHOCOLATE
CHOP IT UP, SIMMER IT WITH CREAM, AND MIX THAT WITH MILK CHOCOLATE TO MAKE A GANACHE.
>>
CREAM, AND MIX THAT WITH MILK CHOCOLATE TO MAKE A GANACHE. >> WE PICKED THE RIGHT PLACE.
>>
CHOCOLATE TO MAKE A GANACHE. >> WE PICKED THE RIGHT PLACE. >> COOL.
WHY
>> WE PICKED THE RIGHT PLACE. >> COOL. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME
AROUND
>> COOL. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME AROUND HERE?
>>
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME AROUND HERE? >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
AROUND HERE? >> ALL RIGHT. >> GO AHEAD.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> GO AHEAD. >> IT'S AN AWESOME PLACE.
>>
>> GO AHEAD. >> IT'S AN AWESOME PLACE. >> YEP.
>>
>> IT'S AN AWESOME PLACE. >> YEP. >> OH.
>>
>> YEP. >> OH. >> ALL RIGHT.
OH,
>> OH. >> ALL RIGHT. OH, COOL.
SO
>> ALL RIGHT. OH, COOL. SO I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A
CAMPBELL
OH, COOL. SO I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A CAMPBELL AND HAUSFELD SPRAYER.
BASICALLY,
SO I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A CAMPBELL AND HAUSFELD SPRAYER. BASICALLY, IT'S USED FOR
CARPENTRY
CAMPBELL AND HAUSFELD SPRAYER. BASICALLY, IT'S USED FOR CARPENTRY FINISHING.
>>
BASICALLY, IT'S USED FOR CARPENTRY FINISHING. >> SO IT'S NOT REALLY FOR
CHOCOLATE,
CARPENTRY FINISHING. >> SO IT'S NOT REALLY FOR CHOCOLATE, RIGHT?
>>
>> SO IT'S NOT REALLY FOR CHOCOLATE, RIGHT? >> NO.
BECAUSE
CHOCOLATE, RIGHT? >> NO. BECAUSE CHOCOLATE HAS
COCOA
>> NO. BECAUSE CHOCOLATE HAS COCOA BUTTER IN IT, VISCOSITY IS
MORE
BECAUSE CHOCOLATE HAS COCOA BUTTER IN IT, VISCOSITY IS MORE TOWARDS A LACQUER OR A
LATEX
COCOA BUTTER IN IT, VISCOSITY IS MORE TOWARDS A LACQUER OR A LATEX PAINT.
THAT'S
MORE TOWARDS A LACQUER OR A LATEX PAINT. THAT'S WHY THESE SPRAYERS ARE
USED.
>>
THAT'S WHY THESE SPRAYERS ARE USED. >> WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THEN
USED. >> WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THEN WE WOULDN'T BE LIMITED TO
SELLIN'
>> WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THEN WE WOULDN'T BE LIMITED TO SELLIN' IT TO SOMEONE SUCH AS
YOURSELF.
>>
SELLIN' IT TO SOMEONE SUCH AS YOURSELF. >> THE AVERAGE HOMEOWNER WOULD
BE
YOURSELF. >> THE AVERAGE HOMEOWNER WOULD BE HAPPY TO BUY SOMETHING LIKE
THIS.
>>
BE HAPPY TO BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >> SO THIS COULD JUST COME FROM
ANY,
THIS. >> SO THIS COULD JUST COME FROM ANY, LIKE, BIG HOME IMPROVEMENT
PLACE?
>>
ANY, LIKE, BIG HOME IMPROVEMENT PLACE? >> YEAH, EXACTLY.
>>
PLACE? >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> BUT SMELL IT.
>>
>> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> BUT SMELL IT. >> BUT SEE.
>>
>> BUT SMELL IT. >> BUT SEE. >> SO IT'S GOT DARK CHOCOLATE IN
THERE.
>>
>> SO IT'S GOT DARK CHOCOLATE IN THERE. >> SMELL IT.
>>
THERE. >> SMELL IT. >> IT SMELLS LIKE DARK
CHOCOLATE.
YEP,
>> IT SMELLS LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE. YEP, THAT'S WHAT THEY USED IT
FOR.
>>
YEP, THAT'S WHAT THEY USED IT FOR. >> I TOLD YOU.
I
FOR. >> I TOLD YOU. I KNOW CHOCOLATE.
>>
>> I TOLD YOU. I KNOW CHOCOLATE. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS
THING
I KNOW CHOCOLATE. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS THING FIRED UP.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS THING FIRED UP. >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE
GONNA
THING FIRED UP. >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE GONNA CONNECT THE TUBING.
>>
>> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE GONNA CONNECT THE TUBING. >> LITTLE BACK, SHOVE IT FORWARD
SLIGHTLY,
GONNA CONNECT THE TUBING. >> LITTLE BACK, SHOVE IT FORWARD SLIGHTLY, THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> LITTLE BACK, SHOVE IT FORWARD SLIGHTLY, THERE YOU GO. >> THERE WE GO.
THIS
SLIGHTLY, THERE YOU GO. >> THERE WE GO. THIS IS DARK CHOCOLATE:
50%
>> THERE WE GO. THIS IS DARK CHOCOLATE: 50% CHOCOLATE, 50% COCOA BUTTER.
ALL
THIS IS DARK CHOCOLATE: 50% CHOCOLATE, 50% COCOA BUTTER. ALL RIGHT, HIT IT.
[machine
50% CHOCOLATE, 50% COCOA BUTTER. ALL RIGHT, HIT IT. [machine whirrs]
>>
ALL RIGHT, HIT IT. [machine whirrs] >> OH, YEAH.
>>
[machine whirrs] >> OH, YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, CUT IT OFF.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, CUT IT OFF. >> YEAH, THAT'S--
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, CUT IT OFF. >> YEAH, THAT'S-- >> I SMELL IT.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S-- >> I SMELL IT. >> YEAH, SEE, THERE'S A LIGHT
COATING?
>>
>> YEAH, SEE, THERE'S A LIGHT COATING? >> YEAH.
>>
COATING? >> YEAH. >> WHICH IS GOOD FOR MOLDS LIKE
THIS.
IT
>> WHICH IS GOOD FOR MOLDS LIKE THIS. IT WORKS GREAT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
THING
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS THING ALTOGETHER IS GONNA COST?
>>
THING ALTOGETHER IS GONNA COST? >> IN THIS CONDITION,
PROBABLY...
$300.
>>
$300. >> THAT'S A PRETTY SWEET DEAL.
>>
>> THAT'S A PRETTY SWEET DEAL. >> THANKS TO THIS SPRAYER,
WE
>> THANKS TO THIS SPRAYER, WE MORE THAN QUADRUPLED OUR
PROFITS.
HECK,
HECK, WE
HECK, WE MORE THAN FIVE-DUPLED
OUR
HECK, WE MORE THAN FIVE-DUPLED OUR PROFITS?
>>
HECK, WE MORE THAN FIVE-DUPLED OUR PROFITS? >> HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN
THIS
OUR PROFITS? >> HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THIS FOR YOU GUYS?
>>
>> HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THIS FOR YOU GUYS? >> NAH, WE CAN CLEAN IT WHEN WE
GET
THIS FOR YOU GUYS? >> NAH, WE CAN CLEAN IT WHEN WE GET HOME, RIGHT?
>>
>> NAH, WE CAN CLEAN IT WHEN WE GET HOME, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
GET HOME, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> WE'LL JUST CLEAN IT LATER.
IT'S
>> YEAH. >> WE'LL JUST CLEAN IT LATER. IT'S ALL GOOD.
>>
>> WE'LL JUST CLEAN IT LATER. IT'S ALL GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS
AGAIN,
[laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS AGAIN, TROY.
I'M
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS AGAIN, TROY. I'M GONNA SEE YOU LATER,
ALLIGATOR.
>>
I'M GONNA SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR. >> WE'RE GONNA GET THE
CHOCOLATIER
ALLIGATOR. >> WE'RE GONNA GET THE CHOCOLATIER POLICE ON US.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA GET THE CHOCOLATIER POLICE ON US. >> BYE NOW.
>>
CHOCOLATIER POLICE ON US. >> BYE NOW. >> narrator: THE LAS COLINAS
CHAMP
>> BYE NOW. >> narrator: THE LAS COLINAS CHAMP WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO
STUMBLED
>> narrator: THE LAS COLINAS CHAMP WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO STUMBLED INTO A DIAGNOSTIC
SCANNER
CHAMP WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO STUMBLED INTO A DIAGNOSTIC SCANNER AND PEELED OUT WITH A
$1,265
STUMBLED INTO A DIAGNOSTIC SCANNER AND PEELED OUT WITH A $1,265 PROFIT.
RICKY
SCANNER AND PEELED OUT WITH A $1,265 PROFIT. RICKY AND BUBBA'S CHOCOLATE
SPRAY
$1,265 PROFIT. RICKY AND BUBBA'S CHOCOLATE SPRAY GUN HELPED SWEETEN THEIR
POT
RICKY AND BUBBA'S CHOCOLATE SPRAY GUN HELPED SWEETEN THEIR POT BY 905 BUCKS.
MARY
SPRAY GUN HELPED SWEETEN THEIR POT BY 905 BUCKS. MARY AND MOE'S BYZANTINE BOMB
BROUGHT
POT BY 905 BUCKS. MARY AND MOE'S BYZANTINE BOMB BROUGHT THEM $775, WHILE
VICTOR
MARY AND MOE'S BYZANTINE BOMB BROUGHT THEM $775, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WAS CROWDED
OUT
BROUGHT THEM $775, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WAS CROWDED OUT AND LEFT WITH NOTHING.
[car
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WAS CROWDED OUT AND LEFT WITH NOTHING. [car starting]
>>
OUT AND LEFT WITH NOTHING. [car starting] >> TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS
[car starting] >> TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SOUND HERE.
[revs
>> TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SOUND HERE. [revs engine]
SOUNDS
THIS SOUND HERE. [revs engine] SOUNDS GOOD, YEAH?
HERE
[revs engine] SOUNDS GOOD, YEAH? HERE SHE COMES.
>>
SOUNDS GOOD, YEAH? HERE SHE COMES. >> LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A CAR IS
SUPPOSED
HERE SHE COMES. >> LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A CAR IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE.
YOU
YOU CAN
YOU CAN REV IT UP.
[engine
YOU CAN REV IT UP. [engine starting]
>>
[engine starting] >> OH, MY GOD!
[laughs]
OH,
[laughs] OH, MY GOD.
WOW.
DO
WOW. DO YOU THINK WE COULD SOUP UP
THE
DO YOU THINK WE COULD SOUP UP THE HONDA PILOT?
>>
THE HONDA PILOT? >> WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TO IT?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TO IT? >> DO YOU THINK I COULD GET
THOSE,
>> DO YOU THINK I COULD GET THOSE, LIKE, SPINNING WHEELS?
>>
THOSE, LIKE, SPINNING WHEELS? >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
>>
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? >> UM--
>>
>> UM-- >> NOT COOL.
>>
>> NOT COOL. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> DEFINITELY, YEAH.
THAT'S
>> DEFINITELY, YEAH. THAT'S SO