>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT
STATE
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES
WITHIN...
>>
STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> both: OOH.
>>
WITHIN... >> both: OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> both: OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> 700.
>>
>> SO NEAT. >> 700. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? >> WOMEN WANT THIS.
>>
>> WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? >> WOMEN WANT THIS. >> FURNITURE.
>>
>> WOMEN WANT THIS. >> FURNITURE. >> SO BIGGER IS BETTER.
>>
>> FURNITURE. >> SO BIGGER IS BETTER. >> YES.
>>
>> SO BIGGER IS BETTER. >> YES. >> I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I
WAS
>> YES. >> I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS THIS MORNING.
>>
>> I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS THIS MORNING. >> THIS ONE IS AUTOGRAPHED.
ELLA
WAS THIS MORNING. >> THIS ONE IS AUTOGRAPHED. ELLA FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE
ME
>> THIS ONE IS AUTOGRAPHED. ELLA FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE ME SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE.
♪
ELLA FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE ME SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE. ♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪
♪
ME SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE. ♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM ♪
>>
♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM ♪ >> NOT QUITE, NO.
>>
♪ BOOM BOOM ♪ >> NOT QUITE, NO. >> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE.
>>
>> NOT QUITE, NO. >> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE. >> THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF
POTENTIAL
>> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE. >> THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES.
[shrieks]
>> THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES. [shrieks] OH, MY GOD!
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> all:
>> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY, GO.
>>
FIND. >> READY, GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY, GO. >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT
>>
>> AND
>> AND IT'S SOLD!
WE'RE
>> AND IT'S SOLD! WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE, TEXAS,
WHERE
WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE, TEXAS, WHERE THE LOCALS ARE KNOWN AS
MESQUITERS.
OUR
OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE TO DRAW
BLOOD,
OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE TO DRAW BLOOD, THOUGH.
THEY'RE
OUR BUYERS AREN'T HERE TO DRAW BLOOD, THOUGH. THEY'RE HERE TO MAKE MONEY.
>>
BLOOD, THOUGH. THEY'RE HERE TO MAKE MONEY. >> I'M SO FULL OF TESTOSTERONE
THAT,
THEY'RE HERE TO MAKE MONEY. >> I'M SO FULL OF TESTOSTERONE THAT, WHEN I SHOW UP AT AN
AUCTION,
>> I'M SO FULL OF TESTOSTERONE THAT, WHEN I SHOW UP AT AN AUCTION, I CAN ONLY SEE GUY
STUFF.
I
I NEED
I NEED TO
I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY
FEMININE
I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE, SO I CAN BUY FOR
MY
FEMININE SIDE, SO I CAN BUY FOR MY FEMALE CUSTOMERS.
TODAY
TODAY MY
TODAY MY PLAN IS TO GET INSIDE
THE
TODAY MY PLAN IS TO GET INSIDE THE LADIES'...
[record
TODAY MY PLAN IS TO GET INSIDE THE LADIES'... [record scratching]
MINDS,
THE LADIES'... [record scratching] MINDS, THAT IS.
SO
[record scratching] MINDS, THAT IS. SO I'M GONNA GET THE ANSWER TO A
QUESTION
MINDS, THAT IS. SO I'M GONNA GET THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION THAT HAVE PLAGUED MEN
SINCE
SO I'M GONNA GET THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION THAT HAVE PLAGUED MEN SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME: WHAT DO
WOMEN
>>
>> I
>> I NEED
>> I NEED TO BUY VOLUME TODAY.
VINTAGE
>> I NEED TO BUY VOLUME TODAY. VINTAGE VOLUME, THAT'S THE NAME
OF
>> I NEED TO BUY VOLUME TODAY. VINTAGE VOLUME, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME TODAY.
IT'S
VINTAGE VOLUME, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME TODAY. IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL, AND IT'S MY
BUSIEST
OF THE GAME TODAY. IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL, AND IT'S MY BUSIEST TIME OF YEAR.
SO
SO I
SO I HAVE
SO I HAVE COLLEGE KIDS COMING IN
FOR
SO I HAVE COLLEGE KIDS COMING IN FOR COOL DESKS, CHAIRS,
EVERYTHING.
SO
SO I
SO I NEED
SO I NEED TO STOCK UP ON VINTAGE
TODAY.
>>
SO I NEED TO STOCK UP ON VINTAGE TODAY. >> [burps]
>>
TODAY. >> [burps] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRAYING?
>>
>> [burps] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRAYING? >> RICKY, I'M FIGHTING BACK
THROWING
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRAYING? >> RICKY, I'M FIGHTING BACK THROWING UP ALL OVER YOU.
I
>> RICKY, I'M FIGHTING BACK THROWING UP ALL OVER YOU. I FEEL LIKE CRAP TODAY, MAN.
[groans]
>>
>> BUBBA'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO
PLAY
>> BUBBA'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO PLAY HURT.
THERE
THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR THIS
BELLYACHING.
>>
THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR THIS BELLYACHING. >> [groans]
>>
BELLYACHING. >> [groans] >> WE'RE HERE TO BUY LOCKERS.
>>
>> [groans] >> WE'RE HERE TO BUY LOCKERS. >> DON'T GET ME RILED UP.
>>
>> WE'RE HERE TO BUY LOCKERS. >> DON'T GET ME RILED UP. >> SO, MOE, I'M NOT REALLY
LOOKING
>> DON'T GET ME RILED UP. >> SO, MOE, I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR ANYTHING PARTICULAR
TODAY.
MY
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING PARTICULAR TODAY. MY STORE IS JUST FULL OF
PROJECTS
TODAY. MY STORE IS JUST FULL OF PROJECTS RIGHT NOW.
SO
MY STORE IS JUST FULL OF PROJECTS RIGHT NOW. SO TODAY WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON
YOU.
>>
>> I
>> I NEED
>> I NEED SOME NEW PIECES FOR MY
GALLERY.
SO
SO TODAY
SO TODAY I'M ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
A
SO TODAY I'M ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A CLEAN UNIT WITH SIGNS THAT THE
OWNER
SO TODAY I'M ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A CLEAN UNIT WITH SIGNS THAT THE OWNER HAD EXPENSIVE TASTE.
>>
A CLEAN UNIT WITH SIGNS THAT THE OWNER HAD EXPENSIVE TASTE. >> I'M ON A MISSION TO FIND OUT
WHAT
OWNER HAD EXPENSIVE TASTE. >> I'M ON A MISSION TO FIND OUT WHAT WOMEN WANT.
>>
>> I'M ON A MISSION TO FIND OUT WHAT WOMEN WANT. >> WHAT WOMEN WANT?
>>
WHAT WOMEN WANT. >> WHAT WOMEN WANT? >> YEAH.
MIGHT
>> WHAT WOMEN WANT? >> YEAH. MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY
TO
>> YEAH. MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY TO COVER ALL THOSE BASES.
CAN
MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY TO COVER ALL THOSE BASES. CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER AND CALL
YOU
TO COVER ALL THOSE BASES. CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER AND CALL YOU LATER?
>>
CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER AND CALL YOU LATER? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
YOU LATER? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. >> WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT A
LOCKER,
TO LOOK AROUND. >> WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LOCKER, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING IN
THERE
>> WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LOCKER, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING IN THERE THAT TURNS YOU ON, LET ME
KNOW.
>>
THERE THAT TURNS YOU ON, LET ME KNOW. >> ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
KNOW. >> ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
[indistinct
>> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! [indistinct chatter] >> OH!
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> OH! >> THERE'S SOME INTERESTING
LITTLE
>> OH! >> THERE'S SOME INTERESTING LITTLE BINS AND CONTAINERS.
THIS
>> THERE'S SOME INTERESTING LITTLE BINS AND CONTAINERS. THIS ISN'T EXACTLY VOLUME, BUT
THERE
LITTLE BINS AND CONTAINERS. THIS ISN'T EXACTLY VOLUME, BUT THERE COULD BE SOME COOL VINTAGE
STUFF
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY VOLUME, BUT THERE COULD BE SOME COOL VINTAGE STUFF IN THOSE BINS.
>>
THERE COULD BE SOME COOL VINTAGE STUFF IN THOSE BINS. >> LOOKS LIKE AN ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE AN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. >> YEAH, IT'S NOT FOR US.
>>
>> FILTHY
>> FILTHY ENTERTAINMENT CENTER,
BUSTED
>> FILTHY ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, BUSTED FRAMES...
THIS
BUSTED FRAMES... THIS LOCKER LOOKS HOW I FEEL--
AWFUL.
>>
AWFUL. >> GOT ANY INPUT FOR ME?
WHY
>> GOT ANY INPUT FOR ME? WHY WOULD A NEW MOTHER WANT
A
WHY WOULD A NEW MOTHER WANT A BIKE?
OH,
A BIKE? OH, GOTCHA.
FORGOT
OH, GOTCHA. FORGOT ABOUT THOSE LITTLE
BASTARDS.
>>
BASTARDS. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME ART BACK
THERE
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME ART BACK THERE IN THE BUBBLE WRAP.
>>
THERE IN THE BUBBLE WRAP. >> YEAH.
I
>> YEAH. I SEE ANTIQUE FRAMES, DUSTY
BOXES,
I SEE ANTIQUE FRAMES, DUSTY BOXES, AND FUR COATS.
>>
BOXES, AND FUR COATS. >> THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF
POTENTIAL
>> THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES.
I
POTENTIAL TREASURES. I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE,
MOE.
HOPEFULLY.
>>
HOPEFULLY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN...
[auctioneering]
GENTLEMEN... [auctioneering] 100?
>>
[auctioneering] 100? >> 50.
>>
>> 50. >> 50, NOW 75.
75
>> 50, NOW 75. 75 THERE, NOW 100.
>>
75 THERE, NOW 100. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 100, NOW 125.
125
>> 100, NOW 125. 125 THERE, NOW 150.
>>
125 THERE, NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 175.
CAN
>> NOW 175. CAN I GET 175?
175
CAN I GET 175? 175 AND 200.
>>
175 AND 200. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 225. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250, 250.
NOW
>> NOW 250, 250. NOW 275, 275.
>>
NOW 275, 275. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 275.
NOW
>> 275. NOW 300.
300?
300
300? 300 ONCE, 300 TWICE...
SOLD,
300 ONCE, 300 TWICE... SOLD, SOLD, SOLD.
$275.
>>
$275. >> THERE'S ANTIQUE FRAMES, DUSTY
BOXES...
THIS
THIS LOCKER WAS DEFINITELY WORTH
THE
THIS LOCKER WAS DEFINITELY WORTH THE GAMBLE.
[cheering]
>>
THE GAMBLE. [cheering] >> OH, YEAH!
>>
[cheering] >> OH, YEAH! >> I WOULD NEVER NORMALLY BID
HARD
>> OH, YEAH! >> I WOULD NEVER NORMALLY BID HARD ON A UNIT LIKE THIS.
I
>> I WOULD NEVER NORMALLY BID HARD ON A UNIT LIKE THIS. I MEAN, I HAVE A LOT OF
FURNITURE
HARD ON A UNIT LIKE THIS. I MEAN, I HAVE A LOT OF FURNITURE AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
>>
I MEAN, I HAVE A LOT OF FURNITURE AND STUFF LIKE THAT. >> WELL, IT TURNS ME ON.
>>
FURNITURE AND STUFF LIKE THAT. >> WELL, IT TURNS ME ON. >> EVEN THOUGH IT'S A LITTLE
SMALLER
>> WELL, IT TURNS ME ON. >> EVEN THOUGH IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER UNIT THAN NORMAL?
>>
>> EVEN THOUGH IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER UNIT THAN NORMAL? >> NO, THIS IS REAL NICE.
I
SMALLER UNIT THAN NORMAL? >> NO, THIS IS REAL NICE. I LIKE IT.
>>
>> NO, THIS IS REAL NICE. I LIKE IT. >> OKAY.
IF
I LIKE IT. >> OKAY. IF IT WAS TWICE THE SIZE, WOULD
IT
>> OKAY. IF IT WAS TWICE THE SIZE, WOULD IT BE ANY BETTER?
>>
IF IT WAS TWICE THE SIZE, WOULD IT BE ANY BETTER? >> YEAH.
>>
IT BE ANY BETTER? >> YEAH. >> SO BIGGER IS BETTER.
>>
>> YEAH. >> SO BIGGER IS BETTER. >> THAT'S IT.
>>
>> SO BIGGER IS BETTER. >> THAT'S IT. >> OKAY, I'M IN.
BUT
>> THAT'S IT. >> OKAY, I'M IN. BUT NOT ALL THE WAY.
>>
>> OKAY, I'M IN. BUT NOT ALL THE WAY. >> THE CHAIR'S CUTE BACK THERE.
>>
BUT NOT ALL THE WAY. >> THE CHAIR'S CUTE BACK THERE. >> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE.
>>
>> THE CHAIR'S CUTE BACK THERE. >> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE. >> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, THOUGH.
>>
>> LOOK AT THE COBWEBS IN HERE. >> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, THOUGH. >> I ALREADY HAVE A CLEAN UNIT.
THIS
>> THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, THOUGH. >> I ALREADY HAVE A CLEAN UNIT. THIS ONE'S FILTHY.
>>
>> I ALREADY HAVE A CLEAN UNIT. THIS ONE'S FILTHY. >> WHAT I LIKE IS, ALL THE STUFF
THAT
THIS ONE'S FILTHY. >> WHAT I LIKE IS, ALL THE STUFF THAT GOES INSIDE THE CHINA
CABINET
>> WHAT I LIKE IS, ALL THE STUFF THAT GOES INSIDE THE CHINA CABINET IS RIGHT IN THESE TUBS.
AND
THAT GOES INSIDE THE CHINA CABINET IS RIGHT IN THESE TUBS. AND THEY WRAPPED IT WITH A
BUBBLE
CABINET IS RIGHT IN THESE TUBS. AND THEY WRAPPED IT WITH A BUBBLE WRAP.
GAVE
AND THEY WRAPPED IT WITH A BUBBLE WRAP. GAVE YOU EVERY CLUE YOU'VE GOT
TO
BUBBLE WRAP. GAVE YOU EVERY CLUE YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE.
>>
GAVE YOU EVERY CLUE YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE. >> THIS LOCKER IS JUST WHAT THE
DOCTOR
TO HAVE. >> THIS LOCKER IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
WE'LL
>> THIS LOCKER IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. WE'LL SHOW THE MESQUITERS HOW
IT'S
DOCTOR ORDERED. WE'LL SHOW THE MESQUITERS HOW IT'S DONE.
>>
WE'LL SHOW THE MESQUITERS HOW IT'S DONE. >> ONCE IN A WHILE, A LOCKER
LIKE
IT'S DONE. >> ONCE IN A WHILE, A LOCKER LIKE THIS COMES BY, AND MY HEART
STARTS
>> ONCE IN A WHILE, A LOCKER LIKE THIS COMES BY, AND MY HEART STARTS POUNDING.
[heart
LIKE THIS COMES BY, AND MY HEART STARTS POUNDING. [heart beating]
CHINA
STARTS POUNDING. [heart beating] CHINA CABINET, RECORD PLAYER,
COFFEE
[heart beating] CHINA CABINET, RECORD PLAYER, COFFEE TABLE, AND I SEE A
SILVERWARE
CHINA CABINET, RECORD PLAYER, COFFEE TABLE, AND I SEE A SILVERWARE BOX BACK THERE THAT
COULD
COFFEE TABLE, AND I SEE A SILVERWARE BOX BACK THERE THAT COULD HAVE STERLING IN IT.
>>
SILVERWARE BOX BACK THERE THAT COULD HAVE STERLING IN IT. >> JENNY, DON'T TAKE SO LONG
LOOKING
COULD HAVE STERLING IN IT. >> JENNY, DON'T TAKE SO LONG LOOKING AT MY LOCKER.
>>
>> JENNY, DON'T TAKE SO LONG LOOKING AT MY LOCKER. >> YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THIS OLD
JUNK.
>>
>> YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THIS OLD JUNK. >> CAN YOU SHABBY CHIC THE POTTY
CHAIR?
I'VE
>> CAN YOU SHABBY CHIC THE POTTY CHAIR? I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE, BUT RECKON?
>>
CHAIR? I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE, BUT RECKON? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, AFTER I
WIN,
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE, BUT RECKON? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, AFTER I WIN, I'LL SELL YOU THE LITTLE
POTTY
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, AFTER I WIN, I'LL SELL YOU THE LITTLE POTTY CHAIR.
>>
WIN, I'LL SELL YOU THE LITTLE POTTY CHAIR. >> OKAY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WANNA
GENTLEMEN. WANNA GET IT A 100?
>>
WANNA GET IT A 100? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GOT 100, NOW 200.
200,
>> GOT 100, NOW 200. 200, NOW 300, NOW 400.
400,
200, NOW 300, NOW 400. 400, NOW 500.
>>
400, NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 600, 600, NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 600, 600, NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700 THERE, NOW 800, NOW 900.
>>
>> 700 THERE, NOW 800, NOW 900. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 900, NOW 1,000.
1,000,
>> 900, NOW 1,000. 1,000, NOW 1,100, NOW 1,200.
>>
1,000, NOW 1,100, NOW 1,200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,200, NOW 1,300.
1,300,
>> 1,200, NOW 1,300. 1,300, NOW 1,400.
>>
1,300, NOW 1,400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,500, 1,500.
>>
>> NOW 1,500, 1,500. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WE'VE GOT A WAR.
IT'S
>> WE'VE GOT A WAR. IT'S A WAR!
>>
IT'S A WAR! >> IF I LOSE THIS LOCKER, I'M
GONNA
>> IF I LOSE THIS LOCKER, I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND.
>>
GONNA LOSE MY MIND. >> 1,650 TO YOU.
>>
>> 1,650 TO YOU. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,650 THERE.
>>
>> 1,650 THERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,700, NOW 1,750.
>>
>> 1,700, NOW 1,750. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,750, NOW 1,800.
1,800
>> 1,750, NOW 1,800. 1,800 GOINONCE, 1,800 GOING
TWICE...
>>
TWICE... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,800, 1,950.
>>
>> IF
>> IF THERE AIN'T ANTIQUES IN
THIS
>> IF THERE AIN'T ANTIQUES IN THIS LOCKER, THOSE TUBS ARE
GONNA
>> IF THERE AIN'T ANTIQUES IN THIS LOCKER, THOSE TUBS ARE GONNA BE SOME PRETTY EXPENSIVE
BARF
THIS LOCKER, THOSE TUBS ARE GONNA BE SOME PRETTY EXPENSIVE BARF BUCKETS FOR BUBBA.
>>
>> 1,850,
>> 1,850, 1,850.
NOW
>> 1,850, 1,850. NOW 1,900.
1,900,
NOW 1,900. 1,900, 1,900.
1,900
1,900, 1,900. 1,900 GOING ONCE, 1,900 GOING
TWICE...
I
TWICE... I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$1,850.
>>
$1,850. >> [sighs]
>>
>> [sighs] >> $1,850.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> OH, MY GOD, I THINK I JUST
WAY
>> OH, MY GOD, I THINK I JUST WAY OVERSPENT.
I
I NEED
I NEED TO
I NEED TO GO THROUGH THIS ASAP.
[exhales
I NEED TO GO THROUGH THIS ASAP. [exhales heavily]
IT
I NEED TO GO THROUGH THIS ASAP. [exhales heavily] IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S REALLY GOOD,
BUT
[exhales heavily] IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S REALLY GOOD, BUT I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON
IT.
THIS
BUT I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON IT. THIS IS VINTAGE AND VOLUME, AND
IF
IT. THIS IS VINTAGE AND VOLUME, AND IF THERE'S STERLING SILVER IN
THAT
THIS IS VINTAGE AND VOLUME, AND IF THERE'S STERLING SILVER IN THAT BOX, I'LL BE GOLD.
THIS...KIND OF INTERESTING.
IT'S
THIS...KIND OF INTERESTING. IT'S LIKE A LADDER-LOOKING
SHELF
IT'S LIKE A LADDER-LOOKING SHELF THAT I CAN TOTALLY PAINT
AND
SHELF THAT I CAN TOTALLY PAINT AND SELL AS A BOOKSHELF.
AT
AND SELL AS A BOOKSHELF. AT LEAST $100.
THIS
AT LEAST $100. THIS IS A FANTASTIC-SIZED COFFEE
TABLE.
IT'S
TABLE. IT'S VINTAGE, IT'S GOT THOSE
FRENCH
IT'S VINTAGE, IT'S GOT THOSE FRENCH LINES.
I'M
FRENCH LINES. I'M GONNA SELL IT FOR $200.
STILL
I'M GONNA SELL IT FOR $200. STILL NOT $1,850, THOUGH.
SO
STILL NOT $1,850, THOUGH. SO THERE'S TWO GUITARS IN HERE.
$30
SO THERE'S TWO GUITARS IN HERE. $30 EACH.
IT'S
$30 EACH. IT'S NOT THAT UNIQUE, BUT IT IS
A
IT'S NOT THAT UNIQUE, BUT IT IS A GOOD SHAPE.
A
A GOOD SHAPE. A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ROUND
TABLES.
PROBABLY
TABLES. PROBABLY $300.
OKAY,
PROBABLY $300. OKAY, CHINA CABINET, EASILY A
$600
OKAY, CHINA CABINET, EASILY A $600 PIECE.
MAKING
$600 PIECE. MAKING A LITTLE OF MY $1,850
BACK.
AT
BACK. AT LEAST MY COLLEGE KIDS WILL BE
STOKED
AT LEAST MY COLLEGE KIDS WILL BE STOKED WHEN THEY SEE THESE
VINTAGE
STOKED WHEN THEY SEE THESE VINTAGE PIECES.
OKAY,
VINTAGE PIECES. OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS A
RECORD
OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS A RECORD PLAYER.
OH,
RECORD PLAYER. OH, WOW.
IT'S
OH, WOW. IT'S TOTALLY UNIQUE.
I'M
IT'S TOTALLY UNIQUE. I'M GONNA GO $300 ON THIS.
MOMENT
I'M GONNA GO $300 ON THIS. MOMENT OF TRUTH.
THE
MOMENT OF TRUTH. THE WHOLE UNIT WILL BE PAID FOR
IF
THE WHOLE UNIT WILL BE PAID FOR IF THERE'S STERLING SILVER IN
THIS
IF THERE'S STERLING SILVER IN THIS CASE, AND THE FURNITURE
WILL
THIS CASE, AND THE FURNITURE WILL BE PURE PROFIT.
THERE
WILL BE PURE PROFIT. THERE SHOULD BE STERLING SILVER
IN
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD, PLEASE BE STERLING.
IF
OH, MY GOD, PLEASE BE STERLING. IF THIS IS STERLING, THIS
SILVERWARE
OH, MY GOD, PLEASE BE STERLING. IF THIS IS STERLING, THIS SILVERWARE IS GOING TO FORK OVER
NOTHING
IF THIS IS STERLING, THIS SILVERWARE IS GOING TO FORK OVER NOTHING BUT MONEY.
I
SILVERWARE IS GOING TO FORK OVER NOTHING BUT MONEY. I DON'T THINK IT IS.
YEAH,
NOTHING BUT MONEY. I DON'T THINK IT IS. YEAH, IT'S JUST STAINLESS.
[groans]
THAT'S
YEAH, IT'S JUST STAINLESS. [groans] THAT'S A TOTAL BUMMER.
MOVING
[groans] THAT'S A TOTAL BUMMER. MOVING ON.
RECORDS.
ALAN
MOVING ON. RECORDS. ALAN GORRIE...
ELLA
RECORDS. ALAN GORRIE... ELLA FITZGERALD.
THIS
ALAN GORRIE... ELLA FITZGERALD. THIS ONE LOOKS OLD.
OH,
ELLA FITZGERALD. THIS ONE LOOKS OLD. OH, MY GOD!
WAIT
THIS ONE LOOKS OLD. OH, MY GOD! WAIT A SECOND, THIS ONE IS
AUTOGRAPHED.
"BEST
WAIT A SECOND, THIS ONE IS AUTOGRAPHED. "BEST WISHES, ELLA FITZGERALD."
ELLA
AUTOGRAPHED. "BEST WISHES, ELLA FITZGERALD." ELLA FITZGERALD IS, LIKE, SUPER,
SUPER
"BEST WISHES, ELLA FITZGERALD." ELLA FITZGERALD IS, LIKE, SUPER, SUPER FAMOUS, BIG DEAL IN MUSIC.
I
ELLA FITZGERALD IS, LIKE, SUPER, SUPER FAMOUS, BIG DEAL IN MUSIC. I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY, LIKE,
PARTIED
SUPER FAMOUS, BIG DEAL IN MUSIC. I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY, LIKE, PARTIED WITH ELVIS AND STUFF.
I'M
I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY, LIKE, PARTIED WITH ELVIS AND STUFF. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF
THAT
PARTIED WITH ELVIS AND STUFF. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF THAT AUTOGRAPH IS REAL AND HOW
MUCH
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF THAT AUTOGRAPH IS REAL AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH.
I'M
THAT AUTOGRAPH IS REAL AND HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. I'M $300 IN THE HOLE, BUT ELLA
FITZGERALD
MUCH IT'S WORTH. I'M $300 IN THE HOLE, BUT ELLA FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE ME
SINGING
I'M $300 IN THE HOLE, BUT ELLA FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE ME SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE.
♪
FITZGERALD HERE COULD HAVE ME SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE. ♪ MONEY ♪
♪
SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE. ♪ MONEY ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪
♪ MONEY ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪
[beat-boxing]
♪
♪ MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ [beat-boxing] ♪ MONEY ♪
>>
[beat-boxing] ♪ MONEY ♪ >> MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DO WOMEN
REALLY
♪ MONEY ♪ >> MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
>>
>> MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT? >> WOMEN WANT THIS.
>>
REALLY WANT? >> WOMEN WANT THIS. >> OH.
WHAT
>> WOMEN WANT THIS. >> OH. WHAT DO YOU WANT, JENNY?
>>
>> OH. WHAT DO YOU WANT, JENNY? >> FURNITURE.
>>
WHAT DO YOU WANT, JENNY? >> FURNITURE. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> FURNITURE. >> OH, MY GOD. >> WOMEN LIKE FURNITURE.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WOMEN LIKE FURNITURE. >> SHE JUST LIKES
[cheering]
OH,
[cheering] OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DEFINITELY
NOT
[cheering] OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR WOMEN.
THIS
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR WOMEN. THIS DOESN'T TURN WOMEN ON AT
ALL.
I
THIS DOESN'T TURN WOMEN ON AT ALL. I CAN MAKE A LOT OF DOUGH ON
THIS
ALL. I CAN MAKE A LOT OF DOUGH ON THIS MAN LOCKER, BUT I'M HERE
FOR
I CAN MAKE A LOT OF DOUGH ON THIS MAN LOCKER, BUT I'M HERE FOR GIRLY STUFF.
>>
THIS MAN LOCKER, BUT I'M HERE FOR GIRLY STUFF. >> SOMEBODY DEFINITELY CLEANED
OUT
FOR GIRLY STUFF. >> SOMEBODY DEFINITELY CLEANED OUT THEIR BARN OR...
>>
>> SOMEBODY DEFINITELY CLEANED OUT THEIR BARN OR... >> LAWNMOWER, BARBED WIRE,
TOOLS--THIS
OUT THEIR BARN OR... >> LAWNMOWER, BARBED WIRE, TOOLS--THIS UNIT HAS A LOT OF
POTENTIAL
>> LAWNMOWER, BARBED WIRE, TOOLS--THIS UNIT HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR OUR FARMING
CUSTOMERS.
WE'RE
POTENTIAL FOR OUR FARMING CUSTOMERS. WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS UNIT.
>>
CUSTOMERS. WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS UNIT. >> THERE'S A COUPLE GUN RACKS.
COULD
WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS UNIT. >> THERE'S A COUPLE GUN RACKS. COULD BE GUNS.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S A COUPLE GUN RACKS. COULD BE GUNS. THERE'S FISHING RODS.
NOTHING
COULD BE GUNS. THERE'S FISHING RODS. NOTHING MY CUTE SORORITY GIRLS
WILL
THERE'S FISHING RODS. NOTHING MY CUTE SORORITY GIRLS WILL WANT.
>>
NOTHING MY CUTE SORORITY GIRLS WILL WANT. >> WELL, MARY, CAN YOU DO
ANYTHING
WILL WANT. >> WELL, MARY, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING WITH BARBWIRE?
>>
>> WELL, MARY, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING WITH BARBWIRE? >> I COULD DO A LOT OF STUFF.
[laughs]
>>
>> I COULD DO A LOT OF STUFF. [laughs] >> THIS IS NOT HIGH-END GALLERY
MATERIAL.
>>
>> THIS IS NOT HIGH-END GALLERY MATERIAL. >> WAS THAT THUNDER, OR WAS THAT
YOUR
MATERIAL. >> WAS THAT THUNDER, OR WAS THAT YOUR BELLY, BREWING UP
SOMETHING?
>>
YOUR BELLY, BREWING UP SOMETHING? >> [mimicking vomiting]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN...
100,
GENTLEMEN... 100, 100, NOW 200.
>>
100, 100, NOW 200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200 THERE.
NOW
>> 200 THERE. NOW 300, NOW 300 THERE, NOW 400.
>>
NOW 300, NOW 300 THERE, NOW 400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 500 TO YOU.
ANYBODY
>> NOW 500 TO YOU. ANYBODY GOT 600?
>>
ANYBODY GOT 600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> [groans]
I'M
>> [groans] I'M SO CONFLICTED.
I
I'M SO CONFLICTED. I FEEL LIKE TWO GENDERS IN ONE
BODY.
RIGHT
BODY. RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> 650, NOW 700, NOW 700.
>>
>> 650, NOW 700, NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 750.
>>
>> NOW 750. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 750, 750, 800.
>>
>> 750, 750, 800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800, NOW 850.
>>
>> 800, NOW 850. >> RIGHT HERE, 850.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE, 850. >> 900, 900, 900, 900, 900?
900
>> 900, 900, 900, 900, 900? 900 ONCE.
$900
900 ONCE. $900 TWICE.
I
$900 TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE AT $850.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE AT $850. >> YOU KNOW, I ASKED ALL THE
WOMEN
>> YOU KNOW, I ASKED ALL THE WOMEN TODAY WHAT THEY WANT, AND
THEY
WOMEN TODAY WHAT THEY WANT, AND THEY ALL GAVE ME DIFFERENT
ANSWERS.
I'M
I'M EVEN
I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I
WAS
I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS THIS MORNING.
QUESTION
I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS THIS MORNING. QUESTION ANSWERED.
WHAT
WAS THIS MORNING. QUESTION ANSWERED. WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?
WHO
QUESTION ANSWERED. WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? WHO CARES?
>>
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? WHO CARES? >> I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
WE
WHO CARES? >> I FEEL LIKE CRAP. WE DIDN'T GET CRAP.
>>
>> I FEEL LIKE CRAP. WE DIDN'T GET CRAP. >> THEY SKUNKED US AGAIN.
BUT
WE DIDN'T GET CRAP. >> THEY SKUNKED US AGAIN. BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU THIS--
>>
>> THEY SKUNKED US AGAIN. BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU THIS-- >> I'VE GOT THE FREAKING FLU.
WHAT'S
BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU THIS-- >> I'VE GOT THE FREAKING FLU. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
>>
>> I'VE GOT THE FREAKING FLU. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? >> WELL, WE GOT MESQUITERED...
AGAIN.
JENNY
>> WELL, WE GOT MESQUITERED... AGAIN. JENNY BEAT US OUT.
BUBBA'S
AGAIN. JENNY BEAT US OUT. BUBBA'S SICK AS A DOG.
I'M
JENNY BEAT US OUT. BUBBA'S SICK AS A DOG. I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT
BUBBA'S SICK AS A DOG. I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO THINK THAT MESQUITE DON'T LIKE US
VERY
I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO THINK THAT MESQUITE DON'T LIKE US VERY MUCH.
>>
THAT MESQUITE DON'T LIKE US VERY MUCH. >> [retching]
>>
VERY MUCH. >> [retching] >> WHAT THE HELL?
>>
>> [retching] >> WHAT THE HELL? >> [groans]
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL? >> [groans] >> YOU'RE STILL OKAY TO DRIVE,
>>
>> I
>> I PAID
>> I PAID $850 FOR ANOTHER MAN
CAVE.
THE
THE BOYS
THE BOYS AND I PACKED IT UP IN
THE
THE BOYS AND I PACKED IT UP IN THE TRUCK...
LET'S
THE BOYS AND I PACKED IT UP IN THE TRUCK... LET'S GET THIS CRAP OUT OF HERE.
AND
THE TRUCK... LET'S GET THIS CRAP OUT OF HERE. AND NOW WE'RE AT MY SHOP TO GO
THROUGH
LET'S GET THIS CRAP OUT OF HERE. AND NOW WE'RE AT MY SHOP TO GO THROUGH IT.
RICHARD,
AND NOW WE'RE AT MY SHOP TO GO THROUGH IT. RICHARD, SLIDE THAT ASS OVER.
IF
THROUGH IT. RICHARD, SLIDE THAT ASS OVER. IF THE MOWER FIRES, I WOULD SAY
ABOUT
RICHARD, SLIDE THAT ASS OVER. IF THE MOWER FIRES, I WOULD SAY ABOUT 400 BUCKS.
>>
IF THE MOWER FIRES, I WOULD SAY ABOUT 400 BUCKS. >> YEAH,H, THESE ARE REAL GOOD
MOWERS
ABOUT 400 BUCKS. >> YEAH,H, THESE ARE REAL GOOD MOWERS TOO.
YOU
>> YEAH,H, THESE ARE REAL GOOD MOWERS TOO. YOU CAN STILL GET PARTS FOR THEM
READILY.
>>
YOU CAN STILL GET PARTS FOR THEM READILY. >> LET'S SEE.
ALL
READILY. >> LET'S SEE. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS DO OR DIE.
>>
>> LET'S SEE. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS DO OR DIE. >> THERE WE GO.
>>
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS DO OR DIE. >> THERE WE GO. >> GO, GO, PUSH IT.
IT'S
>> THERE WE GO. >> GO, GO, PUSH IT. IT'S CRANKING OVER, BUT...
>>
>> GO, GO, PUSH IT. IT'S CRANKING OVER, BUT... >> DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
>>
IT'S CRANKING OVER, BUT... >> DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. >> DO YOU NEED ANY HELP OUT
HERE?
>>
>> DO YOU NEED ANY HELP OUT HERE? >> UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW TO
WIRE
HERE? >> UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW TO WIRE A CRAFTSMAN LAWNMOWER?
>>
>> UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW TO WIRE A CRAFTSMAN LAWNMOWER? >> WELL, I MEANT WITH THE TRUCK.
>>
WIRE A CRAFTSMAN LAWNMOWER? >> WELL, I MEANT WITH THE TRUCK. >> WELL, IN A MINUTE.
WHEN
>> WELL, I MEANT WITH THE TRUCK. >> WELL, IN A MINUTE. WHEN I GET TO IT, I'LL GIVE YOU
A
>> WELL, IN A MINUTE. WHEN I GET TO IT, I'LL GIVE YOU A YELL.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> MOWER FOR SALE!
[laughter]
NOT
[laughter] NOT RUNNING?
I
NOT RUNNING? I THINK $250.
SOMEBODY
I THINK $250. SOMEBODY WILL PICK IT UP FOR
PARTS.
BROKEN
PARTS. BROKEN EQUIPMENT IS NOT A
GOOD
BROKEN EQUIPMENT IS NOT A GOOD START.
HOPEFULLY
GOOD START. HOPEFULLY THE REST OF THIS MAN
JUNK
HOPEFULLY THE REST OF THIS MAN JUNK HAS VALUE.
HOW
JUNK HAS VALUE. HOW MANY ROLLS OF THAT BARBWIRE
WE
HOW MANY ROLLS OF THAT BARBWIRE WE GOT OVER THERE?
>>
WE GOT OVER THERE? >> TWO TIMES.
>>
>> TWO TIMES. >> 150 BUCKS WORTH OF BARBWIRE.
ALL
>> 150 BUCKS WORTH OF BARBWIRE. ALL DAY, THE GUYS COME IN, EAT
THIS
ALL DAY, THE GUYS COME IN, EAT THIS [bleep] UP.
JOSH,
THIS [bleep] UP. JOSH, KARAOKE MACHINE.
10
JOSH, KARAOKE MACHINE. 10 BUCKS.
GET
10 BUCKS. GET IT OUT OF HERE.
NOW
GET IT OUT OF HERE. NOW THIS IS WHAT EVERY MAN
LOVES,
NOW THIS IS WHAT EVERY MAN LOVES, A BOX FULL OF RUSTY
TOOLS.
20
TOOLS. 20 BUCKS ON A BOX.
OKAY,
20 BUCKS ON A BOX. OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE.
ALL
OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT FOUR A/Cs.
THEY'RE
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT FOUR A/Cs. THEY'RE ALL IN GOOD SHAPE.
UH,
THEY'RE ALL IN GOOD SHAPE. UH, 50 BUCKS APIECE ALL DAY ON
THESE.
[groans]
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT YOU GOT, VIC?
>>
>> WHAT YOU GOT, VIC? >> I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING FOR
THE
>> WHAT YOU GOT, VIC? >> I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING FOR THE WHEELBARROW?
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING FOR THE WHEELBARROW? >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
IT'S
THE WHEELBARROW? >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? IT'S A FOOTBALL CHUCKER FOR THE
WIDE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? IT'S A FOOTBALL CHUCKER FOR THE WIDE RECEIVERS.
>>
IT'S A FOOTBALL CHUCKER FOR THE WIDE RECEIVERS. >> WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME
LEGS
WIDE RECEIVERS. >> WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME LEGS TO THIS OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
IS
LEGS TO THIS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IS THERE ANY UP--
>>
THAT. IS THERE ANY UP-- >> YEAH, THIS DEFINITELY GOES
TO
IS THERE ANY UP-- >> YEAH, THIS DEFINITELY GOES TO THAT.
>>
>> YEAH, THIS DEFINITELY GOES TO THAT. >> LEGS?
CHILL.
>>
>> LEGS? CHILL. >> UP, UP.
UP
CHILL. >> UP, UP. UP ALL THE WAY.
GOT
>> UP, UP. UP ALL THE WAY. GOT IT.
>>
UP ALL THE WAY. GOT IT. >> DOES IT WORK?
>>
GOT IT. >> DOES IT WORK? >> I'M GONNA PLUG IT IN.
>>
>> DOES IT WORK? >> I'M GONNA PLUG IT IN. >> OH, MAN.
>>
>> I'M GONNA PLUG IT IN. >> OH, MAN. >> PUT SOME BALLS IN IT.
YOU'RE
>> OH, MAN. >> PUT SOME BALLS IN IT. YOU'RE GOING FULL BLAST?
>>
>> PUT SOME BALLS IN IT. YOU'RE GOING FULL BLAST? >> DUDE, GO FOR BROKE.
>>
YOU'RE GOING FULL BLAST? >> DUDE, GO FOR BROKE. >> ALL RIGHT.
[laughter]
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. [laughter] >> OH, NO!
NOT
[laughter] >> OH, NO! NOT GOOD.
>>
>> OH, NO! NOT GOOD. >> [laughs]
>>
NOT GOOD. >> [laughs] >> DUDE, WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED
THIS
>> [laughs] >> DUDE, WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED THIS ELABORATE THING FOR?
LOOK.
I
THIS ELABORATE THING FOR? LOOK. I CAN THROW THIS FRICKIN' THING
FARTHER
LOOK. I CAN THROW THIS FRICKIN' THING FARTHER THAN THAT.
>>
I CAN THROW THIS FRICKIN' THING FARTHER THAN THAT. >> [laughs]
>>
FARTHER THAN THAT. >> [laughs] >> ANYWAY WHAT I KNOW IS I GOTTA
TAKE
>> [laughs] >> ANYWAY WHAT I KNOW IS I GOTTA TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE FOR SOMEBODY
TO
>> ANYWAY WHAT I KNOW IS I GOTTA TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE FOR SOMEBODY TO LOOK AT IT FOR SURE.
>>
TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE FOR SOMEBODY TO LOOK AT IT FOR SURE. >> YOU KNOW WHO WOULD WANT
SOMETHING
TO LOOK AT IT FOR SURE. >> YOU KNOW WHO WOULD WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHO WOULD WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS? >> WHO?
>>
SOMETHING LIKE THIS? >> WHO? >> THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
TEAMS.
THEY'D
>> THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAMS. THEY'D GET USE OUT OF IT.
>>
TEAMS. THEY'D GET USE OUT OF IT. >> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING BACK
TO
THEY'D GET USE OUT OF IT. >> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. >> YOU GUYS NEED
>>
>> WE
>> WE GOT
>> WE GOT A GREAT DEAL ON THIS
LOCKER,
>> WE GOT A GREAT DEAL ON THIS LOCKER, ONLY $275.
MARY'S
MARY'S CONVINCED THAT THIS IS
FULL
MARY'S CONVINCED THAT THIS IS FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES.
>>
MARY'S CONVINCED THAT THIS IS FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES. >> HERE WE GO.
>>
FULL OF POTENTIAL TREASURES. >> HERE WE GO. >> OH, YEAH, A CHRISTMAS
TREE'S
>> HERE WE GO. >> OH, YEAH, A CHRISTMAS TREE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, A CHRISTMAS TREE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED. >> MOE, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALREADY
IT'S
TREE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED. >> MOE, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALREADY IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WE
>> MOE, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALREADY IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE? WE HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT.
>>
IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE? WE HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT. >> IT'S MARKED ON THE BOX.
>>
WE HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT. >> IT'S MARKED ON THE BOX. >> MAYBE IT'S MARKED TO PULL A
TRICKERY.
>>
>> MAYBE IT'S MARKED TO PULL A TRICKERY. >> TRICKERY.
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> TAKE A PEEK.
>>
>> TAKE A PEEK. >> IT'D SAY "CHRISTMAS TREE,"
AND
>> IT'D SAY "CHRISTMAS TREE," AND IT'S REALLY $1 MILLION.
YUP,
AND IT'S REALLY $1 MILLION. YUP, ALL TREE.
IN
YUP, ALL TREE. IN THIS CASE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
HERE'S
IN THIS CASE, YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE'S SOME COATS WITH TAGS.
>>
HERE'S SOME COATS WITH TAGS. >> SCANDINAVIAN FAUX FUR.
>>
>> SCANDINAVIAN FAUX FUR. >> NO ONE BUYS THE REAL STUFF
ANYMORE.
HERE'S
ANYMORE. HERE'S A TENT, MOE.
>>
>> A
>> A TENT.
>>
>> A TENT. >> OOH, THIS IS GOOD, MOE,
[shrieks]
[shrieks] OH, GOD!
[laughs]
IT
[shrieks] OH, GOD! [laughs] IT CAME OUT OF THAT.
>>
[laughs] IT CAME OUT OF THAT. >> WELL, HE WAS LIVING IN THE
TENT.
WHAT'D
>> WELL, HE WAS LIVING IN THE TENT. WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
>>
TENT. WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? >> [sighs] OH, MY GOD.
SICK.
>>
>> [sighs] OH, MY GOD. SICK. >> A DEAD FREAKING RAT.
GIVE
SICK. >> A DEAD FREAKING RAT. GIVE ME A BREAK.
I
>> A DEAD FREAKING RAT. GIVE ME A BREAK. I GOT MY EYE ON THAT
BUBBLE-WRAPPED
GIVE ME A BREAK. I GOT MY EYE ON THAT BUBBLE-WRAPPED ITEM.
NOW
I GOT MY EYE ON THAT BUBBLE-WRAPPED ITEM. NOW THAT COULD BE A REAL
TREASURE.
WELL,
NOW THAT COULD BE A REAL TREASURE. WELL, LET'S SEE.
I
TREASURE. WELL, LET'S SEE. I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT A
OH,
OH, RATS.
THE
OH, RATS. THE GOOD NEWS IS IT IS
MID-CENTURY.
YOU
MID-CENTURY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BAD NEWS IS?
YOU
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BAD NEWS IS? YOU CAN'T GIVE MIRRORS AWAY.
WELL,
YOU CAN'T GIVE MIRRORS AWAY. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE BUBBLE
WRAP.
THIS
THIS LOCKER'S BUBKES.
I
THIS LOCKER'S BUBKES. I MEAN, A DEAD RAT AND A MIRROR?
WHAT
THIS LOCKER'S BUBKES. I MEAN, A DEAD RAT AND A MIRROR? WHAT A BUST.
>>
I MEAN, A DEAD RAT AND A MIRROR? WHAT A BUST. >> THIS IS A GOOD RIM HERE, MOE.
COULD
WHAT A BUST. >> THIS IS A GOOD RIM HERE, MOE. COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT.
>>
>> THIS IS A GOOD RIM HERE, MOE. COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT. >> I DON'T KNOW.
THIS
COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT. >> I DON'T KNOW. THIS DOESN'T HAVE MUCH VALUE.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. THIS DOESN'T HAVE MUCH VALUE. >> I CAN TELL MOE'S A LITTLE
BUMMED
THIS DOESN'T HAVE MUCH VALUE. >> I CAN TELL MOE'S A LITTLE BUMMED ABOUT THIS UNIT, BUT I
HAVE
>> I CAN TELL MOE'S A LITTLE BUMMED ABOUT THIS UNIT, BUT I HAVE A PLAN.
I
BUMMED ABOUT THIS UNIT, BUT I HAVE A PLAN. I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF
THESE
HAVE A PLAN. I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THESE RIMS THAT MOE WOULD BE
PROUD
I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THESE RIMS THAT MOE WOULD BE PROUD TO PUT IN HIS GALLERY.
>>
THESE RIMS THAT MOE WOULD BE PROUD TO PUT IN HIS GALLERY. >> WELL, WE'LL SEE.
ALL
PROUD TO PUT IN HIS GALLERY. >> WELL, WE'LL SEE. ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M AT
>> I'M AT THE SCAT LOUNGE TO
FIND
>> I'M AT THE SCAT LOUNGE TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS OLD ELLA
FITZGERALD
FIND OUT WHAT THIS OLD ELLA FITZGERALD RECORD IS WORTH.
IF
IF THIS
IF THIS IS SIGNED BY THE JAZZ
QUEEN
IF THIS IS SIGNED BY THE JAZZ QUEEN HERSELF, THIS MIGHT GET ME
OUT
IF THIS IS SIGNED BY THE JAZZ QUEEN HERSELF, THIS MIGHT GET ME OUT OF A $300 HOLE.
HEY,
QUEEN HERSELF, THIS MIGHT GET ME OUT OF A $300 HOLE. HEY, ARE YOU JENKINS?
>>
OUT OF A $300 HOLE. HEY, ARE YOU JENKINS? >> YEAH, YOU MUST BE JENNY.
>>
HEY, ARE YOU JENKINS? >> YEAH, YOU MUST BE JENNY. >> THE WORD ON JENKINS IS THAT
HE'S
>> YEAH, YOU MUST BE JENNY. >> THE WORD ON JENKINS IS THAT HE'S A LOCAL JAZZ EXPERT.
THANKS
>> THE WORD ON JENKINS IS THAT HE'S A LOCAL JAZZ EXPERT. THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
>>
HE'S A LOCAL JAZZ EXPERT. THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE. >> YEAH.
>>
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE. >> YEAH. >> HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF
THE
>> YEAH. >> HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF THE SIGNATURE'S REAL AND WHAT
IT'S
>> HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF THE SIGNATURE'S REAL AND WHAT IT'S WORTH.
I
THE SIGNATURE'S REAL AND WHAT IT'S WORTH. I HEARD YOU WERE THE MAN IN TOWN
WHO
IT'S WORTH. I HEARD YOU WERE THE MAN IN TOWN WHO KNEW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING
ABOUT
I HEARD YOU WERE THE MAN IN TOWN WHO KNEW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ABOUT RECORDS.
>>
WHO KNEW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ABOUT RECORDS. >> UH, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT,
YEAH.
>>
>> UH, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. >> I FOUND THIS IN A STORAGE
UNIT.
>>
>> I FOUND THIS IN A STORAGE UNIT. >> IT'S A 78 RPM.
IT
UNIT. >> IT'S A 78 RPM. IT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN PUT OUT
IN
>> IT'S A 78 RPM. IT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN PUT OUT IN 1958.
>>
IT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN PUT OUT IN 1958. >> UH, YEAH, EXPERT.
I
IN 1958. >> UH, YEAH, EXPERT. I CAN READ.
SO
>> UH, YEAH, EXPERT. I CAN READ. SO WHY WAS ELLA FITZGERALD
SO
I CAN READ. SO WHY WAS ELLA FITZGERALD SO POPULAR?
>>
SO WHY WAS ELLA FITZGERALD SO POPULAR? >> SHE GOT PRETTY WELL-KNOWN FOR
HER
SO POPULAR? >> SHE GOT PRETTY WELL-KNOWN FOR HER SCAT SINGING.
>>
>> SHE GOT PRETTY WELL-KNOWN FOR HER SCAT SINGING. >> WHAT IS SCATTING?
>>
HER SCAT SINGING. >> WHAT IS SCATTING? >> SCATTING--ELLA WAS JUST
TRYING
>> WHAT IS SCATTING? >> SCATTING--ELLA WAS JUST TRYING TO IMITATE THE SOUND OF
THE
>> SCATTING--ELLA WAS JUST TRYING TO IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HORNS.
>>
TRYING TO IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HORNS. >> LIKE...
♪
THE HORNS. >> LIKE... ♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪
♪
>> LIKE... ♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM ♪
♪
♪ BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO ♪
♪
♪ BOOM BOOM ♪ ♪ BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO ♪ ♪ DOOM BA DOOM BA DOOM ♪
♪
♪ BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO BA DOO ♪ ♪ DOOM BA DOOM BA DOOM ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM ♪
NO?
[laughter]
>>
NO? [laughter] >> THAT WAS AWFUL.
>>
[laughter] >> THAT WAS AWFUL. >> [laughs] OKAY, WHATEVER.
I
>> THAT WAS AWFUL. >> [laughs] OKAY, WHATEVER. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS
A
>> [laughs] OKAY, WHATEVER. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS A REAL AUTOGRAPH.
SO
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS A REAL AUTOGRAPH. SO DO YOU THINK THAT SIGNATURE
IS
A REAL AUTOGRAPH. SO DO YOU THINK THAT SIGNATURE IS AUTHENTIC?
>>
SO DO YOU THINK THAT SIGNATURE IS AUTHENTIC? >> WHENEVER SHE SIGNED, SHE DID
BIG,
IS AUTHENTIC? >> WHENEVER SHE SIGNED, SHE DID BIG, LOOPING "L"s.
HER
>> WHENEVER SHE SIGNED, SHE DID BIG, LOOPING "L"s. HER "F"--IT'S KIND OF A UNIQUE
"F"
BIG, LOOPING "L"s. HER "F"--IT'S KIND OF A UNIQUE "F" WITH THE LITTLE SWOOSH AT
THE
HER "F"--IT'S KIND OF A UNIQUE "F" WITH THE LITTLE SWOOSH AT THE TOP.
SO
"F" WITH THE LITTLE SWOOSH AT THE TOP. SO YEAH, THE SIGNATURE LOOKS--
LOOKS
THE TOP. SO YEAH, THE SIGNATURE LOOKS-- LOOKS PRETTY LEGIT.
IT
SO YEAH, THE SIGNATURE LOOKS-- LOOKS PRETTY LEGIT. IT LOOKS VERY NICE.
IT'S
LOOKS PRETTY LEGIT. IT LOOKS VERY NICE. IT'S NOT TARNISHED.
IT'S
IT LOOKS VERY NICE. IT'S NOT TARNISHED. IT'S A VERY FRAMABLE PIECE.
>>
IT'S NOT TARNISHED. IT'S A VERY FRAMABLE PIECE. >> ♪ MONEY, MONEY ♪
OKAY,
OKAY, SO
OKAY, SO THE SIGNATURE LOOKS
GOOD.
DOES
GOOD. DOES THAT MEAN IT'S WORTH
$1
DOES THAT MEAN IT'S WORTH $1 MILLION?
>>
$1 MILLION? >> NOT QUITE, NO.
BUT
>> NOT QUITE, NO. BUT TO THE RIGHT PERSON, I
WOULD
BUT TO THE RIGHT PERSON, I WOULD SAY SOMEWHERE AROUND,
HMM...$400.
>>
HMM...$400. >> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
A
>> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR A LITTLE DEAL LIKE THIS.
>>
A LITTLE DEAL LIKE THIS. >> YEAH, IT'S VERY COOL.
NOT
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY COOL. NOT AN EASY THING TO COME BY.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE,
BUT
>> WELL, I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE, BUT ELLA'S BLUES DID PUT ME BACK
IN
>> WELL, I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE, BUT ELLA'S BLUES DID PUT ME BACK IN THE GREEN.
AND
BUT ELLA'S BLUES DID PUT ME BACK IN THE GREEN. AND THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
THANK
IN THE GREEN. AND THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JENKINS.
>>
>> THANK
>> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> I'M GOING TO SOUTHLAKE
CARROLL
>> I'M GOING TO SOUTHLAKE CARROLL HIGH SCHOOL, HOME OF THE
DRAGONS.
WE'RE
WE'RE TALKING THE GREATEST HIGH
SCHOOL
WE'RE TALKING THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE
HISTORY
WE'RE TALKING THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF TEXAS.
IF
SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF TEXAS. IF ANYBODY'S GONNA KNOW ABOUT
THIS
HISTORY OF TEXAS. IF ANYBODY'S GONNA KNOW ABOUT THIS FOOTBALL CHUCKER,
IT'S
IF ANYBODY'S GONNA KNOW ABOUT THIS FOOTBALL CHUCKER, IT'S GONNA BE COACH SHAUN.
>>
THIS FOOTBALL CHUCKER, IT'S GONNA BE COACH SHAUN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
IT'S GONNA BE COACH SHAUN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. SO THIS IS USED FOR TRAINING?
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. SO THIS IS USED FOR TRAINING? >> YES, SIR.
YOU
SO THIS IS USED FOR TRAINING? >> YES, SIR. YOU GOT TWO DIFFERENT ARMS HERE.
THIS
>> YES, SIR. YOU GOT TWO DIFFERENT ARMS HERE. THIS ONE HERE IS FOR SHOOTING
SPIRALS
YOU GOT TWO DIFFERENT ARMS HERE. THIS ONE HERE IS FOR SHOOTING SPIRALS AS A QUARTERBACK,
AND
THIS ONE HERE IS FOR SHOOTING SPIRALS AS A QUARTERBACK, AND THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE
SHOOTING
SPIRALS AS A QUARTERBACK, AND THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE SHOOTING PUNTS OR RECEIVING
KICKOFFS
AND THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE SHOOTING PUNTS OR RECEIVING KICKOFFS AND STUFF.
>>
SHOOTING PUNTS OR RECEIVING KICKOFFS AND STUFF. >> OH, OKAY, OKAY.
>>
KICKOFFS AND STUFF. >> OH, OKAY, OKAY. >> SO WHEN YOU PUT THE ARM IN
THERE
>> OH, OKAY, OKAY. >> SO WHEN YOU PUT THE ARM IN THERE AND JUST ANGLING IT AT
DIFFERENT
>> SO WHEN YOU PUT THE ARM IN THERE AND JUST ANGLING IT AT DIFFERENT AREAS, AND I CAN SHOOT
DIRECTLY
THERE AND JUST ANGLING IT AT DIFFERENT AREAS, AND I CAN SHOOT DIRECTLY AT THE RECEIVER.
>>
DIFFERENT AREAS, AND I CAN SHOOT DIRECTLY AT THE RECEIVER. >> WELL, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT,
HUH?
>>
>> WELL, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT, HUH? >> LET'S SHOOT SOME BALLS.
>>
HUH? >> LET'S SHOOT SOME BALLS. >> HOPEFULLY, HE'S BETTER AT
GETTING
>> LET'S SHOOT SOME BALLS. >> HOPEFULLY, HE'S BETTER AT GETTING THIS MACHINE TO WORK
THAN
>> HOPEFULLY, HE'S BETTER AT GETTING THIS MACHINE TO WORK THAN I WAS.
>>
GETTING THIS MACHINE TO WORK THAN I WAS. >> LET'S DO THIS.
>>
THAN I WAS. >> LET'S DO THIS. >> GO.
ALL
>> LET'S DO THIS. >> GO. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S 10, 25 YARDS
IT
>> GO. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S 10, 25 YARDS IT LOOKED LIKE ON THERE.
>>
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S 10, 25 YARDS IT LOOKED LIKE ON THERE. >> YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T A VERY
GOOD
IT LOOKED LIKE ON THERE. >> YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD SPIRAL PASS.
>>
>> YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD SPIRAL PASS. >> LET'S CRANK IT UP TO 60.
>>
GOOD SPIRAL PASS. >> LET'S CRANK IT UP TO 60. >> OKAY.
NOW
>> LET'S CRANK IT UP TO 60. >> OKAY. NOW THE WHEELS ARE TURNING
A
>> OKAY. NOW THE WHEELS ARE TURNING A LITTLE FASTER NOW.
>>
NOW THE WHEELS ARE TURNING A LITTLE FASTER NOW. >> OH, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>>
A LITTLE FASTER NOW. >> OH, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. >> WHICH IS--THAT'S WHAT WE
LIKE.
>>
>> WHICH IS--THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE. >> THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU HEAR
THAT
LIKE. >> THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SPEED.
>>
>> THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SPEED. >> NO, THAT'S NOT A SPIRAL.
THAT'S
THAT SPEED. >> NO, THAT'S NOT A SPIRAL. THAT'S A DUCK.
>>
>> NO, THAT'S NOT A SPIRAL. THAT'S A DUCK. >> LET'S TURN IT UP.
>>
THAT'S A DUCK. >> LET'S TURN IT UP. >> ABOUT 25 YARDS.
>>
>> LET'S TURN IT UP. >> ABOUT 25 YARDS. >> AND IT WASN'T A GOOD SPIRAL
AT
>> ABOUT 25 YARDS. >> AND IT WASN'T A GOOD SPIRAL AT ALL.
>>
>> AND IT WASN'T A GOOD SPIRAL AT ALL. >> IT WASN'T A SPI--ALL THREE OF
'EM.
>>
>> IT WASN'T A SPI--ALL THREE OF 'EM. >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
THIS
'EM. >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS DOWOUT OF THE DANGER
ZONE.
>>
THIS DOWOUT OF THE DANGER ZONE. >> THE OTHER HOLDER MAY WORK
BETTER
ZONE. >> THE OTHER HOLDER MAY WORK BETTER AND DO THE KICK.
>>
>> THE OTHER HOLDER MAY WORK BETTER AND DO THE KICK. >> OKAY.
>>
BETTER AND DO THE KICK. >> OKAY. >> NO, IT WENT FURTHER, BUT IT'S
ONLY
>> OKAY. >> NO, IT WENT FURTHER, BUT IT'S ONLY ABOUT 15 YARDS.
>>
>> NO, IT WENT FURTHER, BUT IT'S ONLY ABOUT 15 YARDS. >> YEA THAT'S NOT--THAT'S NOT
GOOD.
[sighs]
A
GOOD. [sighs] A TOTAL LEMON.
BUT
[sighs] A TOTAL LEMON. BUT SHAUN'S A NICE GUY.
HOPEFULLY,
A TOTAL LEMON. BUT SHAUN'S A NICE GUY. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN TELL ME HOW TO
FIX
BUT SHAUN'S A NICE GUY. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, VIC, IF I WAS
TO
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, VIC, IF I WAS TO REPLACE THE MOTORS, I THINK
THIS
TO REPLACE THE MOTORS, I THINK THIS MAY BE A GOOD, OPERABLE
MACHINE.
YOU
MACHINE. YOU KNOW, YOU PUT IN TWO NEW
MOTORS,
YOU KNOW, YOU PUT IN TWO NEW MOTORS, $200 APIECE.
>>
MOTORS, $200 APIECE. >> IT'S GONNA BE 400 BUCKS
INVESTED
>> IT'S GONNA BE 400 BUCKS INVESTED INTO THE MACHINE.
WHAT
INVESTED INTO THE MACHINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN GET OUT
OF
WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN GET OUT OF IT?
>>
OF IT? >> THIS MACHINE HERE COULD DRAW
YOU
>> THIS MACHINE HERE COULD DRAW YOU AT LEAST...
$1,200.
>>
$1,200. >> OH, THAT AIN'T THAT BAD.
WHEN
>> OH, THAT AIN'T THAT BAD. WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE MOTORS,
I'M
WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE MOTORS, I'M GONNA COME BACK.
AND
I'M GONNA COME BACK. AND YOU NEED IT FOR $1,200,
DON'T
AND YOU NEED IT FOR $1,200, DON'T YOU?
>>
DON'T YOU? >> I'LL TAKE IT.
>>
>> I'LL TAKE IT. >> THIS IS NOT BAD.
I
>> THIS IS NOT BAD. I MAKE 800 BUCKS.
>>
I MAKE 800 BUCKS. >> IT'S GOOD.
>>
>> IT'S GOOD. >> EVEN THOUGH THE MACHINE
WASN'T
>> EVEN THOUGH THE MACHINE WASN'T FIRING CORRECTLY, IT'S
STILL
WASN'T FIRING CORRECTLY, IT'S STILL NOT A TOTAL LOSS.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA GET IT FIXED AND
BRING
I'M GONNA GET IT FIXED AND BRING IT BACK TO SHAUN IN
TIP-TOP
I'M GONNA GET IT FIXED AND BRING IT BACK TO SHAUN IN TIP-TOP CONDITION.
THANK
BRING IT BACK TO SHAUN IN TIP-TOP CONDITION. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHAUN.
>>
TIP-TOP CONDITION. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHAUN. >> EXCELLENT.
>>
>> I'LL
>> I'LL SEE YOU ON.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M MEETING MARY AT MY
GALLERY
>> I'M MEETING MARY AT MY GALLERY TO SEE WHAT SHE'S
CREATED
>> I'M MEETING MARY AT MY GALLERY TO SEE WHAT SHE'S CREATED OUT OF THOSE BUSTED RIMS
WE
GALLERY TO SEE WHAT SHE'S CREATED OUT OF THOSE BUSTED RIMS WE FOUND.
SHE
CREATED OUT OF THOSE BUSTED RIMS WE FOUND. SHE SAYS SHE'S MAKING SOMETHING
HIGH-END.
WE'LL
SHE SAYS SHE'S MAKING SOMETHING HIGH-END. WE'LL SEE.
MARY!
WHAT
WE'LL SEE. MARY! WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?
>>
MARY! WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? >> TA-DA!
>>
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? >> TA-DA! >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>>
>> TA-DA! >> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK IT'S...
UNBELIEVABLY
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK IT'S... UNBELIEVABLY GREAT.
>>
>> I THINK IT'S... UNBELIEVABLY GREAT. >> REALLY?
>>
UNBELIEVABLY GREAT. >> REALLY? >> THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST.
>>
>> REALLY? >> THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST. >> THANKS, MOE.
>>
>> THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST. >> THANKS, MOE. >> I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.
[both
>> THANKS, MOE. >> I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS. [both laughing]
WOW.
>>
[both laughing] WOW. >> WELL, I HAD YOU IN MIND, MOE,
WHEN
WOW. >> WELL, I HAD YOU IN MIND, MOE, WHEN I WAS MAKING IT.
MID-CENTURY.
>> WELL, I HAD YOU IN MIND, MOE, WHEN I WAS MAKING IT. MID-CENTURY. COOL.
>>
WHEN I WAS MAKING IT. MID-CENTURY. COOL. >> YOU PRODUCED IT RIGHT.
>>
MID-CENTURY. COOL. >> YOU PRODUCED IT RIGHT. >> THIS WHOLE THING IS MADE OUT
OF
>> YOU PRODUCED IT RIGHT. >> THIS WHOLE THING IS MADE OUT OF THE TIRE RIMS WE FOUND IN
THAT
>> THIS WHOLE THING IS MADE OUT OF THE TIRE RIMS WE FOUND IN THAT UNIT.
SO
OF THE TIRE RIMS WE FOUND IN THAT UNIT. SO THE BASE, I WELDED AND THEN
PUT
THAT UNIT. SO THE BASE, I WELDED AND THEN PUT A RIM ON THE TOP.
AND
SO THE BASE, I WELDED AND THEN PUT A RIM ON THE TOP. AND THEN I TOOK ALL THE SPOKES
OUT
PUT A RIM ON THE TOP. AND THEN I TOOK ALL THE SPOKES OUT AND MADE ALL THE SPOKES COME
TOGETHER.
>>
OUT AND MADE ALL THE SPOKES COME TOGETHER. >> I'M ASTOUNDED.
I
TOGETHER. >> I'M ASTOUNDED. I LOVE IT.
NOW
>> I'M ASTOUNDED. I LOVE IT. NOW THAT'LL SELL.
WHAT
WHAT KIND
WHAT KIND OF PRICE DO YOU
WANT
WHAT KIND OF PRICE DO YOU WANT TO PUT?
>>
WANT TO PUT? >> LOOKING AT IT, WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
>>
THINK? >> PROBABLY...
I'M
>> PROBABLY... I'M THINKING $450, $475.
>>
I'M THINKING $450, $475. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> ABSOLUTELY.
DEAD
>> ABSOLUTELY. DEAD RAT AND ALL, THIS COULD NOT
HAVE
DEAD RAT AND ALL, THIS COULD NOT HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE MORE
FABULOUS.
GREAT
GREAT JOB.
>>
GREAT JOB. >> THANKS, MOE.
>>
GREAT JOB. >> THANKS, MOE. >> narrator: THE MAESTRO OF
MESQUITE
>> THANKS, MOE. >> narrator: THE MAESTRO OF MESQUITE WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY
WHOSE
>> narrator: THE MAESTRO OF MESQUITE WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WHOSE FOOTBALL THROWER HELPED
HIM
MESQUITE WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WHOSE FOOTBALL THROWER HELPED HIM CATCH A PROFIT OF $580.
MOE
WHOSE FOOTBALL THROWER HELPED HIM CATCH A PROFIT OF $580. MOE AND MARY COASTED TO A $200
PROFIT
HIM CATCH A PROFIT OF $580. MOE AND MARY COASTED TO A $200 PROFIT WITH THEIR BICYCLE WHEEL
COFFEE
MOE AND MARY COASTED TO A $200 PROFIT WITH THEIR BICYCLE WHEEL COFFEE TABLE.
JENNY
PROFIT WITH THEIR BICYCLE WHEEL COFFEE TABLE. JENNY GRUMBLES GOT RHYTHM,
GOT
COFFEE TABLE. JENNY GRUMBLES GOT RHYTHM, GOT MUSIC, AND GOT $110 WITH THE
HELP
JENNY GRUMBLES GOT RHYTHM, GOT MUSIC, AND GOT $110 WITH THE HELP OF A SIGNED ELLA
FITZGERALD
GOT MUSIC, AND GOT $110 WITH THE HELP OF A SIGNED ELLA FITZGERALD ALBUM.
WHILE
HELP OF A SIGNED ELLA FITZGERALD ALBUM. WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA LEAVE
MESQUITE
FITZGERALD ALBUM. WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA LEAVE MESQUITE WITH EMPTY HANDS AND
EMPTY
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA LEAVE MESQUITE WITH EMPTY HANDS AND EMPTY STOMACHS.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, VIC, TAKE OFF ACROSS THE
MIDDLE.
LOOK
MIDDLE. LOOK AT THAT.
THROW
LOOK AT THAT. THROW THOSE BALLS BACK IN.
>>
THROW THOSE BALLS BACK IN. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> COME ON--HEY, COME ON NOW.
THIS
>> COME ON--HEY, COME ON NOW. THIS IS TEXAS.
EVERYBODY
THIS IS TEXAS. EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY
BALL.
NOW
BALL. NOW YOU MUST BE FROM CALIFORNIA.
YOU
NOW YOU MUST BE FROM CALIFORNIA. YOU GOT A GIRLY ARM.
>>
YOU GOT A GIRLY ARM. >> I HAD AN INJURY FROM VIETNAM.
>>
>> I HAD AN INJURY FROM VIETNAM. >> THAT'S ABOUT LIKE OUR