>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S AUCTION
TIME!
>>
>> RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S AUCTION TIME! >> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A
STORAGE
TIME! >> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A STORAGE AUCTION?
WHAT,
>> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A STORAGE AUCTION? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>
STORAGE AUCTION? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WHOA!
>>
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WHOA! >> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>>
>> WHOA! >> THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> DID I EVER TELL YOU?
I
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> DID I EVER TELL YOU? I LIKE LIGHTNING.
[lightning
>> DID I EVER TELL YOU? I LIKE LIGHTNING. [lightning crashes]
>>
I LIKE LIGHTNING. [lightning crashes] >> HOLY [bleep]!
I
[lightning crashes] >> HOLY [bleep]! I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS
LOOKED
>> HOLY [bleep]! I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT.
WHO'S
I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT. WHO'S THIS?
>>
LOOKED AT. WHO'S THIS? >> THIS IS SUZY.
>>
WHO'S THIS? >> THIS IS SUZY. >> IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SUZY
THE
>> THIS IS SUZY. >> IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SUZY THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE
THE
>> IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SUZY THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE THE PERSON?
>>
THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE THE PERSON? >> BE A GOOD GIRL.
I'LL
THE PERSON? >> BE A GOOD GIRL. I'LL BE BACK.
>>
>> BE A GOOD GIRL. I'LL BE BACK. >> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY.
>>
I'LL BE BACK. >> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY. >> YEAH, WE ARE.
>>
>> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY. >> YEAH, WE ARE. >> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES.
I'M
>> YEAH, WE ARE. >> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES. I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING
SCIENCE
>> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES. I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING SCIENCE EXAM.
[cow
I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING SCIENCE EXAM. [cow moos]
>>
SCIENCE EXAM. [cow moos] >> [gasps]
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN MINERAL
WELLS,
>> TODAY, WE'RE IN MINERAL WELLS, AND BY THE LOOKS OF THE
SKY
WELLS, AND BY THE LOOKS OF THE SKY HERE, THOSE WELLS ARE GONNA
BE
SKY HERE, THOSE WELLS ARE GONNA BE OVERFLOWING.
HOLD
HOLD ON
HOLD ON TO YOUR STETSONS, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE
HOLD ON TO YOUR STETSONS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A STORM ROLL
IN
HOLD ON TO YOUR STETSONS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A STORM ROLL IN THE SIZE OF TEXAS.
[thunder
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A STORM ROLL IN THE SIZE OF TEXAS. [thunder rumbles]
>>
IN THE SIZE OF TEXAS. [thunder rumbles] >> [whistles]
UH,
[thunder rumbles] >> [whistles] UH, I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN.
>>
>> [whistles] UH, I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN. >> WHEW.
>>
UH, I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN. >> WHEW. >> ARE THE GUYS LOADING THOSE
OTHER
>> WHEW. >> ARE THE GUYS LOADING THOSE OTHER ONES?
>>
>> ARE THE GUYS LOADING THOSE OTHER ONES? >> YEAH, THEY'RE ALREADY AT
NUMBER
OTHER ONES? >> YEAH, THEY'RE ALREADY AT NUMBER TWO.
>>
>> YEAH, THEY'RE ALREADY AT NUMBER TWO. >> THEY NEED TO BE LOADING
BEFORE
NUMBER TWO. >> THEY NEED TO BE LOADING BEFORE THE RAIN GETS ON 'EM.
>>
>> WE
>> WE ALREADY WON THREE UNITS
AT
>> WE ALREADY WON THREE UNITS AT ANOTHER AUCTION TODAY, AND
AND
AND HERE
AND HERE IN MINERAL WELLS, I'M
LOOKING
AND HERE IN MINERAL WELLS, I'M LOOKING FOR A LOCKER WITH A--
[laughs]
I
LOOKING FOR A LOCKER WITH A-- [laughs] I GUESS, WITH A ROWBOAT.
WHAT
[laughs] I GUESS, WITH A ROWBOAT. WHAT THE HELL?
THAT'S
I GUESS, WITH A ROWBOAT. WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S GONNA COVER HALF OF YOU.
>>
WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S GONNA COVER HALF OF YOU. >> THIS IS A, UH, A HAT.
THIS
THAT'S GONNA COVER HALF OF YOU. >> THIS IS A, UH, A HAT. THIS AIN'T AN UMBRELLA.
A
A DAY
A DAY LIKE TODAY MAKES ME WISH I
WOULD
WOULD HAVE STAYED IN SCHOOL AND
GOT
WOULD HAVE STAYED IN SCHOOL AND GOT A DESK JOB.
>>
WOULD HAVE STAYED IN SCHOOL AND GOT A DESK JOB. >> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A
STORAGE
GOT A DESK JOB. >> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A STORAGE AUCTION?
WHAT,
>> A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN AT A STORAGE AUCTION? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NOTHING'S
STORAGE AUCTION? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NOTHING'S STOPPING ME TODAY.
THE
THE OTHERS, THEY MAY BE BOTHERED
BY
THE OTHERS, THEY MAY BE BOTHERED BY THIS STORM, BUT I'M SO SLICK,
I
I CAN
I CAN DODGE RAINDROPS.
>>
I CAN DODGE RAINDROPS. >> MY CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN
REQUESTING
I CAN DODGE RAINDROPS. >> MY CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN REQUESTING BEDROOM FURNITURE.
THAT'S
>> MY CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN REQUESTING BEDROOM FURNITURE. THAT'S WHAT I'M ON THE HUNT FOR.
MY
REQUESTING BEDROOM FURNITURE. THAT'S WHAT I'M ON THE HUNT FOR. MY MOTTO IS ABB.
ALWAYS
ALWAYS BE
ALWAYS BE BUYING.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU BETTER GET YOU ONE OF
THESE,
>> YOU BETTER GET YOU ONE OF THESE, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE THE
HIT
>> YOU BETTER GET YOU ONE OF THESE, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY.
[laughs]
>>
HIT OF THE PARTY. [laughs] >> IF THIS THING TURNS INTO A
WET
[laughs] >> IF THIS THING TURNS INTO A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, I'LL BET
RICKY'S
>> IF THIS THING TURNS INTO A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, I'LL BET RICKY'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE.
[thunder
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, I'LL BET RICKY'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE. [thunder rumbles]
>>
RICKY'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE. [thunder rumbles] >> AT LEAST NO ONE'S GONNA RUN
ME
[thunder rumbles] >> AT LEAST NO ONE'S GONNA RUN ME OVER.
I
>> AT LEAST NO ONE'S GONNA RUN ME OVER. I GOT MY CROSSING GUARD JACKET.
THEY'LL
ME OVER. I GOT MY CROSSING GUARD JACKET. THEY'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ME.
I
I KNOW
I KNOW HOW TO DRESS FOR ANY
OCCASION.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IN THE HELL?
>>
>> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THIS?
>>
>> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THIS? >> YES.
THANK
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THIS? >> YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
>> YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A
GOOD
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OLE RAIN TODAY, BUT YOU
KNOW
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OLE RAIN TODAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT
GOOD OLE RAIN TODAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT AIN'T GONNA STOP US.
WE'LL
KNOW WHAT? IT AIN'T GONNA STOP US. WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND
WE'RE
IT AIN'T GONNA STOP US. WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME STORAGE
UNITS.
>>
WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME STORAGE UNITS. >> TODAY, IF I CAN SEE IT, WE'LL
BUY
UNITS. >> TODAY, IF I CAN SEE IT, WE'LL BUY IT.
[laughter]
MAYBE.
[thunder
[laughter] MAYBE. [thunder rumbles]
>>
MAYBE. [thunder rumbles] >> [gasps]
>>
[thunder rumbles] >> [gasps] >> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
OH,
>> [gasps] >> THAT'S NOT GOOD. OH, SHEE...
>>
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD. OH, SHEE... >> CLOSE?
ARE
OH, SHEE... >> CLOSE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>
>> CLOSE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> ALL RIGHT, ALL YOU SCARED
ONES,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> ALL RIGHT, ALL YOU SCARED ONES, GET OUT HERE.
LET'S
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL YOU SCARED ONES, GET OUT HERE. LET'S GO.
[thunder
ONES, GET OUT HERE. LET'S GO. [thunder rumbles]
>>
LET'S GO. [thunder rumbles] >> HOLY SH--
>>
[thunder rumbles] >> HOLY SH-- >> WE NEED UMBRELLAS.
[laughs]
GOOD
>> WE NEED UMBRELLAS. [laughs] GOOD THING I'M HOLDING METAL!
THIS
[laughs] GOOD THING I'M HOLDING METAL! THIS STORM DOESN'T SCARE ME.
BRING
GOOD THING I'M HOLDING METAL! THIS STORM DOESN'T SCARE ME. BRING IT ON!
DID
THIS STORM DOESN'T SCARE ME. BRING IT ON! DID I EVER TELL YOU?
I
BRING IT ON! DID I EVER TELL YOU? I LIKE LIGHTNING.
FOR
DID I EVER TELL YOU? I LIKE LIGHTNING. FOR THE PAST COUPLE DAYS, I'VE
BEEN--
[lightning
FOR THE PAST COUPLE DAYS, I'VE BEEN-- [lightning crashes]
>>
BEEN-- [lightning crashes] >> HOLY--
>>
>> I
>> I MEAN, WHERE DID HE GO?
[laughs]
[lightning crashes]
>>
[lightning crashes] >> THAT'S IT.
I'M
[lightning crashes] >> THAT'S IT. I'M DONE.
>>
>> THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. >> VIC JUST PEED IN HIS PANTS.
>>
I'M DONE. >> VIC JUST PEED IN HIS PANTS. >> THANKS, GOD.
>>
>> VIC JUST PEED IN HIS PANTS. >> THANKS, GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> THANKS, GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S
AUCTION
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S AUCTION TIME!
>>
GENTLEMEN, RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S AUCTION TIME! >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE?
>>
AUCTION TIME! >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE? >> HERE ARE THE RULES FOR
TODAY'S
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE? >> HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
>> HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE,
NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE, SO PLEASE BID ONLY WITH
THE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE, SO PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR
POCKETS.
ARE
THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> OH, YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> OH, YEAH! >> HAMMER UP!
LET'S
>> OH, YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! >> WHOO!
>>
LET'S GO! >> WHOO! >> WHAT A DAY I PICKED TO WEAR
MY
>> WHOO! >> WHAT A DAY I PICKED TO WEAR MY SHORTS.
[laughter]
>>
MY SHORTS. [laughter] >> OH, MY GOD, MOE.
YOU
[laughter] >> OH, MY GOD, MOE. YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA.
YOU
>> OH, MY GOD, MOE. YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA. YOU LOOK LIKE--
>>
YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA. YOU LOOK LIKE-- >> [laughs]
>>
YOU LOOK LIKE-- >> [laughs] >> LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S
LITTLE
>> [laughs] >> LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S LITTLE GRANDMA.
[laughter]
[blade
LITTLE GRANDMA. [laughter] [blade whirring]
>>
>> A
>> A WASHER.
YOU'VE
>> A WASHER. YOU'VE GOT--IT'S A DRYER.
IS
>> A WASHER. YOU'VE GOT--IT'S A DRYER. IS THE WASHER BESIDE IT?
>>
YOU'VE GOT--IT'S A DRYER. IS THE WASHER BESIDE IT? >> NO, JUST A COUCH, SO
IT'S
IS THE WASHER BESIDE IT? >> NO, JUST A COUCH, SO IT'S ONLY A DRYER, YEAH.
>>
>> NO, JUST A COUCH, SO IT'S ONLY A DRYER, YEAH. >> NOT US.
>>
IT'S ONLY A DRYER, YEAH. >> NOT US. >> MYSTERY BOX UNIT.
IT'S
>> NOT US. >> MYSTERY BOX UNIT. IT'S NOT THAT TERRIBLE.
IT'S
>> MYSTERY BOX UNIT. IT'S NOT THAT TERRIBLE. IT'S EASY TO LOAD OUT ON A DAY
LIKE
IT'S NOT THAT TERRIBLE. IT'S EASY TO LOAD OUT ON A DAY LIKE TODAY.
I
IT'S EASY TO LOAD OUT ON A DAY LIKE TODAY. I THINK I'M INTERESTED.
>>
LIKE TODAY. I THINK I'M INTERESTED. >> I SEE BEDROOM FURNITURE.
THE
I THINK I'M INTERESTED. >> I SEE BEDROOM FURNITURE. THE REST IS KIND OF A GAMBLE.
WE'LL
>> I SEE BEDROOM FURNITURE. THE REST IS KIND OF A GAMBLE. WE'LL SEE HOW CHEAP IT GOES.
>>
THE REST IS KIND OF A GAMBLE. WE'LL SEE HOW CHEAP IT GOES. >> MARY, DO YOU SEE ANY VALUE IN
HERE?
>>
>> MARY, DO YOU SEE ANY VALUE IN HERE? >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
IT'S
HERE? >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. IT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT AM I BID HERE?
>>
GENTLEMEN, WHAT AM I BID HERE? >> HOW ABOUT 50, WALT?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT 50, WALT? >> 50. NOW 100.
DO
>> 50. NOW 100. DO I HEAR 75?
>>
DO I HEAR 75? >> 75.
>>
>> 75. >> THE BID AT 75.
NOW
>> THE BID AT 75. NOW 100, NOW 125, NOW 150.
THE
NOW 100, NOW 125, NOW 150. THE BID AT 150, NOW 175.
WHO'LL
THE BID AT 150, NOW 175. WHO'LL DO 175?
>>
WHO'LL DO 175? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 200.
200
>> NOW 200. 200 THERE.
NOW
200 THERE. NOW 225.
WILL
NOW 225. WILL YOU GIVE 225?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 225? >> RIGHT HERE, WALT.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE, WALT. >> 225. NOW 250.
>>
>> 225. NOW 250. >> LET HIM GET STUCK WITH THAT
THING.
A
THING. A $2 TV AND SOME OLD BOXES.
>>
A $2 TV AND SOME OLD BOXES. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> SOLD IT, $225.
>>
>> SOLD IT, $225. >> I GOT MY LOCKER.
MAYBE
MAYBE I
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL IT HOME
UNTIL
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL IT HOME UNTIL THIS CYCLONE DIES DOWN.
ALL
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL IT HOME UNTIL THIS CYCLONE DIES DOWN. ALL WE NEED HERE IS A LITTLE
WIND,
UNTIL THIS CYCLONE DIES DOWN. ALL WE NEED HERE IS A LITTLE WIND, AND WE'LL BE GOOD.
[blade
ALL WE NEED HERE IS A LITTLE WIND, AND WE'LL BE GOOD. [blade whirring]
>>
>> A
>> A FEW
>> A FEW FISHING RODS, A CUTE
RADIO
>> A FEW FISHING RODS, A CUTE RADIO FLYER.
THIS
>> A FEW FISHING RODS, A CUTE RADIO FLYER. THIS IS AN OKAY ONE.
WE'LL
RADIO FLYER. THIS IS AN OKAY ONE. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>
THIS IS AN OKAY ONE. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> THERE'S A MATCHING SET OF END
TABLES
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> THERE'S A MATCHING SET OF END TABLES OVER THERE.
WE
>> THERE'S A MATCHING SET OF END TABLES OVER THERE. WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
>>
TABLES OVER THERE. WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. >> I LIKE THAT AIR CONDITIONER.
WE'RE
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. >> I LIKE THAT AIR CONDITIONER. WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS UNIT,
OKAY?
WE'VE
WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS UNIT, OKAY? WE'VE GOT SOME VALUE HERE.
>>
OKAY? WE'VE GOT SOME VALUE HERE. >> MOE'S MY PARTNER, AND EVEN IF
HE
WE'VE GOT SOME VALUE HERE. >> MOE'S MY PARTNER, AND EVEN IF HE DOES LOOK LIKE A BAG LADY,
I'VE
>> MOE'S MY PARTNER, AND EVEN IF HE DOES LOOK LIKE A BAG LADY, I'VE GOT HIS BACK.
>>
HE DOES LOOK LIKE A BAG LADY, I'VE GOT HIS BACK. >> I DON'T KNOW.
IT
I'VE GOT HIS BACK. >> I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS TO BE ANOTHER ASSORTED
UNIT.
EVERYTHING'S
IT LOOKS TO BE ANOTHER ASSORTED UNIT. EVERYTHING'S MOVED TO ONE SIDE.
NOT
UNIT. EVERYTHING'S MOVED TO ONE SIDE. NOT FOR ME.
>>
EVERYTHING'S MOVED TO ONE SIDE. NOT FOR ME. >> OH, MY GOD.
[coughs]
I
>> OH, MY GOD. [coughs] I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT I CAN
SMELL
[coughs] I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT I CAN SMELL THOSE CATS.
PISS
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT I CAN SMELL THOSE CATS. PISS MEANS PASS.
>>
SMELL THOSE CATS. PISS MEANS PASS. >> YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S CAT
PEE
PISS MEANS PASS. >> YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S CAT PEE IN THERE?
>>
>> YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S CAT PEE IN THERE? >> DO I THINK?
I
PEE IN THERE? >> DO I THINK? I CAN SMELL IT.
YOU
>> DO I THINK? I CAN SMELL IT. YOU CAN'T SMELL IT?
>>
I CAN SMELL IT. YOU CAN'T SMELL IT? >> [sniffs]
I
YOU CAN'T SMELL IT? >> [sniffs] I SMELL RAIN.
>>
>> [sniffs] I SMELL RAIN. >> OH, THEN YOU SHOULD BUY THIS
UNIT,
I SMELL RAIN. >> OH, THEN YOU SHOULD BUY THIS UNIT, DEFINITELY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'LL BEGIN AT 100,
WHERE?
>>
WHERE? >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> 100, NOW 200.
>>
>> 100, NOW 200. >> 150.
>>
>> 150. >> 150.
>> 150. NOW
>> 150. >> 150. NOW 200.
>>
>> 150. NOW 200. >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> 175, NOW 200.
>>
>> 175, NOW 200. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200.
>> 200. NOW
>> 200. >> 200. NOW 225.
NOW
>> 200. NOW 225. NOW 225. WHO'LL DO 225?
WE'VE
NOW 225. WHO'LL DO 225? WE'VE GOT 225, NOW 250.
WHO'LL
WE'VE GOT 225, NOW 250. WHO'LL BID 250?
250.
WHO'LL BID 250? 250. NOW 275.
275.
250. NOW 275. 275. NOW 300.
NOW
275. NOW 300. NOW 300. WHO'LL BIG 300?
300.
NOW 300. WHO'LL BIG 300? 300. NOW 325.
NOW
300. NOW 325. NOW 325. WHO'LL GIVE 325?
325
NOW 325. WHO'LL GIVE 325? 325 ONCE.
325
325 ONCE. 325 TWICE.
I
325 TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300. >> I CAN SEE PROFIT FROM HERE.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.
[blade
THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE. [blade whirring]
>>
THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE. [blade whirring] >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
>>
[blade whirring] >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! >> WHOA!
>>
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! >> WHOA! >> I'M GONNA JUDGE THIS UNIT ON
THE
>> WHOA! >> I'M GONNA JUDGE THIS UNIT ON THE QUALITY OF THE FURNITURE.
IT'S
>> I'M GONNA JUDGE THIS UNIT ON THE QUALITY OF THE FURNITURE. IT'S ALL PARTICLE BOARD.
THE
THE QUALITY OF THE FURNITURE. IT'S ALL PARTICLE BOARD. THE MATTRESSES ARE VERY OLD AND
VERY
IT'S ALL PARTICLE BOARD. THE MATTRESSES ARE VERY OLD AND VERY DIRTY.
IT'S
THE MATTRESSES ARE VERY OLD AND VERY DIRTY. IT'S GONNA LEAD ME TO BELIEVE
THAT
VERY DIRTY. IT'S GONNA LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THAT THE STUFF INSIDE THESE
BOXES
IT'S GONNA LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THAT THE STUFF INSIDE THESE BOXES ARE THE SAME.
>>
THAT THE STUFF INSIDE THESE BOXES ARE THE SAME. >> THE MATTRESS IS FILTHY.
>>
BOXES ARE THE SAME. >> THE MATTRESS IS FILTHY. >> I'M GONNA TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE
>> THE MATTRESS IS FILTHY. >> I'M GONNA TRUST YOU. YOU'RE MY GUIDE.
>>
>> I'M GONNA TRUST YOU. YOU'RE MY GUIDE. >> WE GOT AN OLD-SCHOOL TV.
OLD
YOU'RE MY GUIDE. >> WE GOT AN OLD-SCHOOL TV. OLD STYLE.
>>
>> WE GOT AN OLD-SCHOOL TV. OLD STYLE. >> HOO-HAH!
>>
OLD STYLE. >> HOO-HAH! >> THIS IS A LOT OF WORK.
>>
>> HOO-HAH! >> THIS IS A LOT OF WORK. >> YEAH, IT IS.
>>
>> THIS IS A LOT OF WORK. >> YEAH, IT IS. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE
LOOKING.
>>
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE LOOKING. >> THERE'S NOTHING OF VALUE.
>>
LOOKING. >> THERE'S NOTHING OF VALUE. >> DO YOU WANT TO BID ON IT?
NO?
>> THERE'S NOTHING OF VALUE. >> DO YOU WANT TO BID ON IT? NO? OKAY.
I'M
>> DO YOU WANT TO BID ON IT? NO? OKAY. I'M WATERLOGGED.
>>
NO? OKAY. I'M WATERLOGGED. >> AH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE TOO.
THERE'S
I'M WATERLOGGED. >> AH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE TOO. THERE'S TWO CHAIRS.
I
>> AH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE TOO. THERE'S TWO CHAIRS. I CAN SEE A LITTLE SIDE TABLE.
THOSE
THERE'S TWO CHAIRS. I CAN SEE A LITTLE SIDE TABLE. THOSE BOOKSHELVES.
THIS
I CAN SEE A LITTLE SIDE TABLE. THOSE BOOKSHELVES. THIS IS A GREAT FURNITURE UNIT.
SHE
THOSE BOOKSHELVES. THIS IS A GREAT FURNITURE UNIT. SHE WANTS IT.
I'M
THIS IS A GREAT FURNITURE UNIT. SHE WANTS IT. I'M GONNA MAKE HER PAY FOR IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WE'LL
GENTLEMEN. WE'LL OPEN WITH A BID OF 25.
>>
WE'LL OPEN WITH A BID OF 25. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 25. NOW 50.
>>
>> 25. NOW 50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 75.
>>
>> NOW 75. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 100.
>>
>> NOW 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THE BID 100. NOW 125.
>>
>> THE BID 100. NOW 125. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 150. WHO'LL GIVE ME 150?
>>
>> NOW 150. WHO'LL GIVE ME 150? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND NOW 175.
>>
>> AND NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND 200.
>>
>> AND 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 225. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 225. NOW 250.
>>
>> 225. NOW 250. >> 250.
>>
>> 250. >> 250, NOW 275.
WHO'LL
>> 250, NOW 275. WHO'LL BID 300?
I
WHO'LL BID 300? I GOT YOU THERE. NOW 325.
>>
I GOT YOU THERE. NOW 325. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 325. NOW 350.
WHO'LL
>> 325. NOW 350. WHO'LL GIVE 350?
>>
WHO'LL GIVE 350? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 350. NOW 375.
>>
>> 350. NOW 375. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 375. NOW 400.
400
>> 375. NOW 400. 400 THERE.
NOW
400 THERE. NOW 425. WHO'LL GIVE 425?
A
NOW 425. WHO'LL GIVE 425? A BID OF 425 ANYWHERE?
>>
A BID OF 425 ANYWHERE? >> LET HER HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HER HAVE IT. >> 425 GOING ONCE.
425
>> 425 GOING ONCE. 425 GOING TWICE.
I
425 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $400.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $400. >> WHOO-HOO!
THERE'S
>> WHOO-HOO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH
ALL
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH ALL THE STUFF RIGHT NOW.
I'LL
I'LL TAKE
I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.
>>
I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT IN THE WEATHER, IN THE RAIN,
FOR
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT IN THE WEATHER, IN THE RAIN, FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
>>
OUT IN THE WEATHER, IN THE RAIN, FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. >> COME ON, GRANDMA.
>>
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. >> COME ON, GRANDMA. >> UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
>> COME ON, GRANDMA. >> UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU,
MOE.
[laughs]
[thunder
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, THIS SURE IS A BETTER
DAY.
WE
>> WELL, THIS SURE IS A BETTER DAY. WE PAID $300 FOR THIS LOCKER.
LET'S
DAY. WE PAID $300 FOR THIS LOCKER. LET'S HOPE WE DIDN'T HAVE WATER
ON
WE PAID $300 FOR THIS LOCKER. LET'S HOPE WE DIDN'T HAVE WATER ON THE BRAIN.
>>
LET'S HOPE WE DIDN'T HAVE WATER ON THE BRAIN. >> LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT
THIS
ON THE BRAIN. >> LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT THIS IN THE TRASH PILE.
CRUSTY
>> LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT THIS IN THE TRASH PILE. CRUSTY DISHES.
>>
THIS IN THE TRASH PILE. CRUSTY DISHES. >> OH, NO. ACTUALLY--
>>
CRUSTY DISHES. >> OH, NO. ACTUALLY-- >> OH, JEEZ.
>>
>> OH, NO. ACTUALLY-- >> OH, JEEZ. >> [laughs]
>>
>> OH, JEEZ. >> [laughs] >> MOE, IT'S OLD RAGS--
>>
>> [laughs] >> MOE, IT'S OLD RAGS-- >> NO, NO. HERE.
>>
>> MOE, IT'S OLD RAGS-- >> NO, NO. HERE. >> AND DISHWARE THAT'S NOT EVEN
WASHED.
>>
>> AND DISHWARE THAT'S NOT EVEN WASHED. >> WELL, NO, NO.
I
WASHED. >> WELL, NO, NO. I NEED THIS TO--WHEN I DO
CASTING
>> WELL, NO, NO. I NEED THIS TO--WHEN I DO CASTING OF FEET.
>>
I NEED THIS TO--WHEN I DO CASTING OF FEET. >> OH, THAT IS NOT SANITARY
WHATSOEVER.
LOOK
LOOK AT
LOOK AT THESE FISHING POLES.
>>
LOOK AT THESE FISHING POLES. >> THAT'S WORTH SOME MONEY.
WE
>> THAT'S WORTH SOME MONEY. WE GOT 60 BUCKS THERE.
[groans]
I
[groans] I JUST FELT MY HERNIA GROW.
THIS
I JUST FELT MY HERNIA GROW. THIS RIGHT HERE IS WORTH 300
BUCKS.
>>
BUCKS. >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
$300?
MORE
$300? MORE LIKE 25 BUCKS.
>>
>> HERE,
>> HERE, LOOK. SEE?
THIS
>> HERE, LOOK. SEE? THIS IS A HORSE'S KNIFE.
ISN'T
>> HERE, LOOK. SEE? THIS IS A HORSE'S KNIFE. ISN'T THAT COOL?
A
THIS IS A HORSE'S KNIFE. ISN'T THAT COOL? A HORSE'S HEAD?
>>
ISN'T THAT COOL? A HORSE'S HEAD? >> WHATEVER.
>>
A HORSE'S HEAD? >> WHATEVER. >> [gasps]
MOE,
>> WHATEVER. >> [gasps] MOE, LOOK!
RIGHT
>> [gasps] MOE, LOOK! RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.
A
MOE, LOOK! RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. A MEDICAL SOMETHING.
>>
RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. A MEDICAL SOMETHING. >> YEAH.
I
A MEDICAL SOMETHING. >> YEAH. I USE THESE INSTRUMENTS.
NOT
>> YEAH. I USE THESE INSTRUMENTS. NOT THIS ONE, THOUGH.
>>
I USE THESE INSTRUMENTS. NOT THIS ONE, THOUGH. >> WHAT IS IT?
>>
NOT THIS ONE, THOUGH. >> WHAT IS IT? >> THIS IS A FIBER OPTIC SCOPE.
>>
>> WHAT IS IT? >> THIS IS A FIBER OPTIC SCOPE. >> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT?
>>
>> THIS IS A FIBER OPTIC SCOPE. >> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT? >> THIS RIGHT HERE IS CALLED A
TROCAR.
SEE,
>> THIS RIGHT HERE IS CALLED A TROCAR. SEE, YOU POKE THIS THROUGH THE
SKIN,
TROCAR. SEE, YOU POKE THIS THROUGH THE SKIN, AND THE FIBER OPTIC METAL
PIECE
SEE, YOU POKE THIS THROUGH THE SKIN, AND THE FIBER OPTIC METAL PIECE GOES IN AND IT LIGHTS UP,
WHAT
SKIN, AND THE FIBER OPTIC METAL PIECE GOES IN AND IT LIGHTS UP, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
>>
PIECE GOES IN AND IT LIGHTS UP, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. >> WELL, THAT LOOKS EXPENSIVE.
>>
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. >> WELL, THAT LOOKS EXPENSIVE. >> I WONDER IF THIS WAS A VET?
>>
>> WELL, THAT LOOKS EXPENSIVE. >> I WONDER IF THIS WAS A VET? >> WAIT, MOE.
LOOK.
HERE
>> WAIT, MOE. LOOK. HERE WE GO.
HERE'S
LOOK. HERE WE GO. HERE'S OUR ANSWER.
>>
HERE WE GO. HERE'S OUR ANSWER. >> WELL, THAT'S IT.
>> BIOLOGY
HERE'S OUR ANSWER. >> WELL, THAT'S IT. >> BIOLOGY OF THE DOMESTIC PIG.
>>
>> WELL, THAT'S IT. >> BIOLOGY OF THE DOMESTIC PIG. >> THIS ANIMAL PROBER MIGHT BE A
CASH
>> BIOLOGY OF THE DOMESTIC PIG. >> THIS ANIMAL PROBER MIGHT BE A CASH COW, SO WE'RE GOING TO A
VET
>> THIS ANIMAL PROBER MIGHT BE A CASH COW, SO WE'RE GOING TO A VET TO HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT.
LET'S
CASH COW, SO WE'RE GOING TO A VET TO HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT. LET'S GET OUT OF MINERAL WELLS.
>>
VET TO HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT. LET'S GET OUT OF MINERAL WELLS. >> YEAH.
>>
>> I
>> I ALMOST GOT KILLED FOR THIS
LOCKER.
[lightning
>> I ALMOST GOT KILLED FOR THIS LOCKER. [lightning crashes]
LET'S
LOCKER. [lightning crashes] LET'S SEE IF IT WAS WORTH THE
$225
[lightning crashes] LET'S SEE IF IT WAS WORTH THE $225 I PAID FOR IT.
IS
LET'S SEE IF IT WAS WORTH THE $225 I PAID FOR IT. IS THIS THE LOCKER I BOUGHT?
SOMEHOW,
$225 I PAID FOR IT. IS THIS THE LOCKER I BOUGHT? SOMEHOW, I REMEMBER IT LOOKING
BIGGER
IS THIS THE LOCKER I BOUGHT? SOMEHOW, I REMEMBER IT LOOKING BIGGER THAN THIS.
WELL,
WELL, I
WELL, I DON'T THINK THE RAIN GOT
ANY
WELL, I DON'T THINK THE RAIN GOT ANY OF THESE YESTERDAY, BUT, UH,
AH,
ANY OF THESE YESTERDAY, BUT, UH, AH, JUST A BUNCH OF VIDEOTAPES.
CAN'T
AH, JUST A BUNCH OF VIDEOTAPES. CAN'T SELL THESE NO MORE.
ALL
CAN'T SELL THESE NO MORE. ALL RIGHT, MYSTERY BOX NUMBER
TWO.
I
TWO. I WAS HOPING THIS STUFF WAS
REAL,
I WAS HOPING THIS STUFF WAS REAL, BUT THERE'S JUST A LOT OF
COSTUME
REAL, BUT THERE'S JUST A LOT OF COSTUME JEWELRY HERE, SOME
BRACELETS
COSTUME JEWELRY HERE, SOME BRACELETS AND STUFF.
TEN
BRACELETS AND STUFF. TEN BUCKS, ALTOGETHER.
WE
TEN BUCKS, ALTOGETHER. WE GOT TWO TVs.
I'M
WE GOT TWO TVs. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER TO
LOAD
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER TO LOAD THESE.
THEY'RE
LOAD THESE. THEY'RE JUST NOT WORTH ANY
MONEY.
FOR
MONEY. FOR THIS TINY LITTLE LOCKER, MY
TRASH
FOR THIS TINY LITTLE LOCKER, MY TRASH PILE IS DEFINITELY GETTING
LARGE.
SO
SO FAR,
SO FAR, NOTHING BUT CRAP.
I
SO FAR, NOTHING BUT CRAP. I BOUGHT ONE OF THESE BACK IN
THE
SO FAR, NOTHING BUT CRAP. I BOUGHT ONE OF THESE BACK IN THE '80s.
THIS
I BOUGHT ONE OF THESE BACK IN THE '80s. THIS IS WORTH
WELL,
WELL, THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO
BREAK
WELL, THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO BREAK EVEN.
THIS
BREAK EVEN. THIS IS WHAT I SAW FROM THE
DOOR.
THIS
DOOR. THIS IS A HIGH-END DRYER, FOR
SURE.
IT
SURE. IT MAY BE A LITTLE DUSTY.
IF
IT MAY BE A LITTLE DUSTY. IF IT STILL WORKS GOOD, IT'S 200
BUCKS
IF IT STILL WORKS GOOD, IT'S 200 BUCKS ALL DAY.
DISAPPOINTING.
WHEN
WHEN IT
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS LOCKER,
LIGHTNING
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS LOCKER, LIGHTNING DEFINITELY DID NOT
>>
>> [groans]
>>
>> [groans] >> YOU GUYS AREN'T DONE?
>>
>> [groans] >> YOU GUYS AREN'T DONE? >> [laughs]
>>
>> YOU GUYS AREN'T DONE? >> [laughs] >> WE GOT WASHED OUT OF MINERAL
WELLS
>> [laughs] >> WE GOT WASHED OUT OF MINERAL WELLS YESTERDAY, BUT WE GOT US A
LOCKER
>> WE GOT WASHED OUT OF MINERAL WELLS YESTERDAY, BUT WE GOT US A LOCKER IN DESOTO BEFORE THAT
TEXAS
WELLS YESTERDAY, BUT WE GOT US A LOCKER IN DESOTO BEFORE THAT TEXAS FLOOD KICKED IN.
BUBBA,
LOCKER IN DESOTO BEFORE THAT TEXAS FLOOD KICKED IN. BUBBA, HOW MUCH DID WE PAY FOR
THIS
TEXAS FLOOD KICKED IN. BUBBA, HOW MUCH DID WE PAY FOR THIS UNIT?
>>
BUBBA, HOW MUCH DID WE PAY FOR THIS UNIT? >> $1,050.
>>
THIS UNIT? >> $1,050. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>
>> $1,050. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> YOU WERE HERE.
>>
>> WAS
>> WAS I?
>>
>> WAS I? >> KITCHEN STUFF. 20 BUCKS.
25
>> KITCHEN STUFF. 20 BUCKS. 25 BUCKS ON THAT BOX.
WHAT
25 BUCKS ON THAT BOX. WHAT ABOUT THESE SPEAKERS?
>>
WHAT ABOUT THESE SPEAKERS? >> IS THAT THE THING THAT,
WHENEVER
>> IS THAT THE THING THAT, WHENEVER SOMEBODY PULLS UP
BESIDE
WHENEVER SOMEBODY PULLS UP BESIDE YOU AND IS...
[imitates
BESIDE YOU AND IS... [imitates resounding bass]
AND
[imitates resounding bass] AND YOUR EARS ARE--
>>
AND YOUR EARS ARE-- >> [sighs]
IT'S
>> [sighs] IT'S CALLED A SUBWOOFER.
SO,
IT'S CALLED A SUBWOOFER. SO, WHAT'S THIS WORTH, CALEB?
>>
SO, WHAT'S THIS WORTH, CALEB? >> OH, IT'S PROBABLY WORTH $150.
THE
>> OH, IT'S PROBABLY WORTH $150. THE BOX IS KIND OF BEAT UP.
>>
>> [groans]
GOOD
>> [groans] GOOD LORD.
>>
>> [groans] GOOD LORD. >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THERE?
>>
GOOD LORD. >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THERE? >> UH, LIKE A BENCH, MAYBE.
NO,
NO, IT'S
NO, IT'S AN INKER.
NO.
OH,
NO, IT'S AN INKER. NO. OH, I--OH--YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
IS?
>>
OH, I--OH--YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? >> IF I KNEW WHAT THIS THING
WAS,
IS? >> IF I KNEW WHAT THIS THING WAS, I WOULDN'T STAND HERE,
WAITING
>> IF I KNEW WHAT THIS THING WAS, I WOULDN'T STAND HERE, WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO TELL
ME.
>>
WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO TELL ME. >> I THINK THIS IS, LIKE, A
CHAIR
ME. >> I THINK THIS IS, LIKE, A CHAIR FROM A STADIUM.
OKAY,
>> I THINK THIS IS, LIKE, A CHAIR FROM A STADIUM. OKAY, HOW THE HELL DOES THIS GO?
RIGHT?
THAT'S
OKAY, HOW THE HELL DOES THIS GO? RIGHT? THAT'S YOUR ARM REST.
>>
RIGHT? THAT'S YOUR ARM REST. >> HEY, GUESS WHAT I
>>
>> AH,
>> AH, HELL.
>>
>> AH, HELL. >> THAT'S FOR TWO SEATS.
>>
>> AH, HELL. >> THAT'S FOR TWO SEATS. >> YEP.
MAN,
>> THAT'S FOR TWO SEATS. >> YEP. MAN, THAT'S AWESOME.
MAYBE
>> YEP. MAN, THAT'S AWESOME. MAYBE THESE WERE OUT OF OLD
COWBOY
MAN, THAT'S AWESOME. MAYBE THESE WERE OUT OF OLD COWBOY STADIUM.
>>
MAYBE THESE WERE OUT OF OLD COWBOY STADIUM. >> WHO WOULD KNOW?
>>
COWBOY STADIUM. >> WHO WOULD KNOW? >> SURELY, SOMEBODY'S TRIED TO
SELL
>> WHO WOULD KNOW? >> SURELY, SOMEBODY'S TRIED TO SELL SEATS TO SOME SPORTS GUY
AROUND
>> SURELY, SOMEBODY'S TRIED TO SELL SEATS TO SOME SPORTS GUY AROUND HERE.
>>
SELL SEATS TO SOME SPORTS GUY AROUND HERE. >> YEAH.
>>
AROUND HERE. >> YEAH. >> RIGHT?
>>
>> YEAH. >> RIGHT? >> YEAH.
LET'S
>> RIGHT? >> YEAH. LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> YEAH. LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT. >> [groans]
THESE
LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT. >> [groans] THESE ARE ALL THERE, BRO.
>>
>> [groans] THESE ARE ALL THERE, BRO. >> I KNOW THEY
>>
>> I
>> I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR
$400,
>> I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR $400, AND IT WAS POURING DOWN
RAIN.
LET'S
$400, AND IT WAS POURING DOWN RAIN. LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
UNDER
RAIN. LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE UNDER THE SUN.
GOT
GOT TWO
GOT TWO GOOD CHAIRS HERE.
THESE
GOT TWO GOOD CHAIRS HERE. THESE ARE PERFECTLY GOOD, STURDY
WOOD.
$50
WOOD. $50 APIECE.
RUGS
$50 APIECE. RUGS IN STORAGE UNITS ARE ALWAYS
SO
RUGS IN STORAGE UNITS ARE ALWAYS SO GROSS.
OOPS.
LET
OOPS. LET ME GET TO SOME OF THESE
BOXES.
PAPERS.
A
PAPERS. A NINTENDO 64 WITH A BUNCH OF
GAMES.
PROBABLY
GAMES. PROBABLY AT LEAST $20.
THIS
PROBABLY AT LEAST $20. THIS IS A GREAT BED.
IT'S
THIS IS A GREAT BED. IT'S A FULL SIZE.
IT'S
IT'S A FULL SIZE. IT'S GOT THE METAL RAILS.
IT'S
IT'S GOT THE METAL RAILS. IT'S VINTAGE.
THIS
IT'S VINTAGE. THIS IS A $200 BED.
IT
THIS IS A $200 BED. IT PAYS FOR HALF THE UNIT THERE.
ALL
IT PAYS FOR HALF THE UNIT THERE. ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS ONE?
OOH,
ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS ONE? OOH, I'M LIKING IT.
IT'S
OOH, I'M LIKING IT. IT'S GOT A LAMINATE TOP, WHICH
IS
IT'S GOT A LAMINATE TOP, WHICH IS KIND OF NOT COOL, BUT I
REALLY
IS KIND OF NOT COOL, BUT I REALLY LIKE THESE OLD LION
DRAWER
REALLY LIKE THESE OLD LION DRAWER PULLS.
IT'S
DRAWER PULLS. IT'S NOT IN THAT GOOD OF SHAPE,
BUT
IT'S NOT IN THAT GOOD OF SHAPE, BUT PAINT IT, SAND IT, $200,
ONCE
BUT PAINT IT, SAND IT, $200, ONCE IT'S DONE.
I
ONCE IT'S DONE. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S UPSIDE DOWN
OR
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S UPSIDE DOWN OR SIDEWAYS OR GOES TO SOMETHING
ELSE.
EITHER
ELSE. EITHER WAY, I CAN SELL IT FOR
$100,
EITHER WAY, I CAN SELL IT FOR $100, ONCE I PAINT IT.
$50
$100, ONCE I PAINT IT. $50 FILE CABINET.
I
$50 FILE CABINET. I SAW THAT THERE WAS SOME SORT
OF
I SAW THAT THERE WAS SOME SORT OF A ROUND TABLE IN THERE, BUT
THIS
OF A ROUND TABLE IN THERE, BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN I
EXPECTED.
IT'S,
EXPECTED. IT'S, LIKE, REALLY WELL MADE,
AND
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY WELL MADE, AND IF I PAINT IT AND MAKE IT
LOOK
AND IF I PAINT IT AND MAKE IT LOOK ANTIQUE, THIS IS A $500
TABLE.
AFTER
AFTER EVERY RAINSTORM, THERE'S A
RAINBOW,
AFTER EVERY RAINSTORM, THERE'S A RAINBOW, AND THIS LOCKER IS A
POT
AFTER EVERY RAINSTORM, THERE'S A RAINBOW, AND THIS LOCKER IS A POT OF GOLD.
OKAY.
OH!
HOLY
OKAY. OH! HOLY [bleep]!
WHAT?
I
HOLY [bleep]! WHAT? I TOTALLY, 100%, THOUGHT THIS
WAS
WHAT? I TOTALLY, 100%, THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL FOR A SECOND.
THIS
I TOTALLY, 100%, THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL FOR A SECOND. THIS IS CRAZY.
OH,
WAS REAL FOR A SECOND. THIS IS CRAZY. OH, MY GOD.
THIS
THIS IS CRAZY. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS THE REALEST LOOKING DOLL
I'VE
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS THE REALEST LOOKING DOLL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
THIS
THIS IS THE REALEST LOOKING DOLL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS BABY MIGHT NOT BE REAL, BUT
MAYBE
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS BABY MIGHT NOT BE REAL, BUT MAYBE IT'S WORTH REAL MONEY.
THIS
THIS BABY MIGHT NOT BE REAL, BUT MAYBE IT'S WORTH REAL MONEY. THIS MUST BE A HIGH-END DOLL.
I
MAYBE IT'S WORTH REAL MONEY. THIS MUST BE A HIGH-END DOLL. I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS
LOOKED
THIS MUST BE A HIGH-END DOLL. I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT.
THIS
I THINK I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT. THIS COULD BE REALLY
>>
>> ME
>> ME AND
>> ME AND BUBBA FOUND A PAIR OF
OLD
>> ME AND BUBBA FOUND A PAIR OF OLD STADIUM SEATS, AND THIS
COULD
>> ME AND BUBBA FOUND A PAIR OF OLD STADIUM SEATS, AND THIS COULD BE OUR REALLY BIG SCORE,
SO
OLD STADIUM SEATS, AND THIS COULD BE OUR REALLY BIG SCORE, SO WE'RE TAKING 'EM TO A SPORTS
BAR,
COULD BE OUR REALLY BIG SCORE, SO WE'RE TAKING 'EM TO A SPORTS BAR, WHERE MIKE, A BIG
MEMORABILIA
SO WE'RE TAKING 'EM TO A SPORTS BAR, WHERE MIKE, A BIG MEMORABILIA COLLECTOR, WILL
CHECK
BAR, WHERE MIKE, A BIG MEMORABILIA COLLECTOR, WILL CHECK 'EM OUT.
>>
MEMORABILIA COLLECTOR, WILL CHECK 'EM OUT. >> COME ON, BABY.
COME
CHECK 'EM OUT. >> COME ON, BABY. COME ON, ROMO.
WHOO!
[cheering]
>>
WHOO! [cheering] >> YOU'RE THE MAN TO SEE.
NUMBER
[cheering] >> YOU'RE THE MAN TO SEE. NUMBER ONE COWBOY FAN.
>>
>> YOU'RE THE MAN TO SEE. NUMBER ONE COWBOY FAN. >> I LIKE TO THINK SO.
>>
NUMBER ONE COWBOY FAN. >> I LIKE TO THINK SO. >> I'M GUESSING THEY'RE FROM THE
OLD
>> I LIKE TO THINK SO. >> I'M GUESSING THEY'RE FROM THE OLD STADIUM.
>>
>> I'M GUESSING THEY'RE FROM THE OLD STADIUM. >> SECTION 20 OR SOMETHING.
WE
OLD STADIUM. >> SECTION 20 OR SOMETHING. WE EVEN HAD A FEW PIECES OF GUM.
>>
>> SECTION 20 OR SOMETHING. WE EVEN HAD A FEW PIECES OF GUM. >> IT MIGHT BE MINE.
[laughs]
I
>> IT MIGHT BE MINE. [laughs] I THINK THEY PLAYED THEIR LAST
SEASON
[laughs] I THINK THEY PLAYED THEIR LAST SEASON THERE IN, UH, '08.
THEY
I THINK THEY PLAYED THEIR LAST SEASON THERE IN, UH, '08. THEY LOST TO THE RAVENS.
>>
SEASON THERE IN, UH, '08. THEY LOST TO THE RAVENS. >> THEY LOST THEIR LAST GAME.
>>
THEY LOST TO THE RAVENS. >> THEY LOST THEIR LAST GAME. >> KEPT US OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS
AND
>> THEY LOST THEIR LAST GAME. >> KEPT US OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AND THEN, UH, WE GOT JERRY'S
WORLD
>> KEPT US OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AND THEN, UH, WE GOT JERRY'S WORLD AFTER THAT.
>>
AND THEN, UH, WE GOT JERRY'S WORLD AFTER THAT. >> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF THESE
ARE
WORLD AFTER THAT. >> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF THESE ARE TRUE, CAME OUT OF TEXAS
STADIUM?
>>
ARE TRUE, CAME OUT OF TEXAS STADIUM? >> THE NUTS, THE BOLTS, THE
COLORS,
STADIUM? >> THE NUTS, THE BOLTS, THE COLORS, THE FEEL, THE TEXTURE,
THE
>> THE NUTS, THE BOLTS, THE COLORS, THE FEEL, THE TEXTURE, THE SEAT BACKS.
YOU'VE
COLORS, THE FEEL, THE TEXTURE, THE SEAT BACKS. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING HERE, AND
THERE'S
THE SEAT BACKS. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING HERE, AND THERE'S NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND
THAT
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING HERE, AND THERE'S NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY OUT OF
TEXAS
THERE'S NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY OUT OF TEXAS STADIUM.
>>
THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY OUT OF TEXAS STADIUM. >> SO, ARE THESE PRETTY
COLLECTIBLE?
>>
>> SO, ARE THESE PRETTY COLLECTIBLE? >> I WOULD SAY SO, FOR THE
DIEHARD
COLLECTIBLE? >> I WOULD SAY SO, FOR THE DIEHARD COWBOY FAN.
DEFINITELY
>> I WOULD SAY SO, FOR THE DIEHARD COWBOY FAN. DEFINITELY A COOL MAN CAVE ITEM.
>>
DIEHARD COWBOY FAN. DEFINITELY A COOL MAN CAVE ITEM. >> HOW WOULD PEOPLE GET THESE?
>>
DEFINITELY A COOL MAN CAVE ITEM. >> HOW WOULD PEOPLE GET THESE? >> THE CITY PUT IT UP TO
AUCTION.
>>
>> THE CITY PUT IT UP TO AUCTION. >> RAISING MONEY FOR THE NEW
STADIUM.
>>
>> RAISING MONEY FOR THE NEW STADIUM. >> RAISING MONEY FOR THE NEW.
YOU
YOU GOTTA
YOU GOTTA PAY FOR IT.
>>
YOU GOTTA PAY FOR IT. >> WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE ME FOR
THESE?
I
THESE? I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TO SAY,
UH...
$400.
>>
>> WE
>> WE WERE HOPING THESE STADIUM
SEATS
>> WE WERE HOPING THESE STADIUM SEATS WERE SPECIAL, BUT 400
BUCKS,
>> WE WERE HOPING THESE STADIUM SEATS WERE SPECIAL, BUT 400 BUCKS, IT AIN'T NO TOUCHDOWN.
WHY
SEATS WERE SPECIAL, BUT 400 BUCKS, IT AIN'T NO TOUCHDOWN. WHY DID WE BUY THIS
>>
>> SO
>> SO I'M
>> SO I'M BRINGING MY
ALMOST-REAL
>> SO I'M BRINGING MY ALMOST-REAL BABY DOLL TO A PLACE
CALLED
>> SO I'M BRINGING MY ALMOST-REAL BABY DOLL TO A PLACE CALLED NOT JUST DOLLS.
SUZANNE
ALMOST-REAL BABY DOLL TO A PLACE CALLED NOT JUST DOLLS. SUZANNE CAN TELL ME WHAT MY
BABY'S
CALLED NOT JUST DOLLS. SUZANNE CAN TELL ME WHAT MY BABY'S WORTH.
>>
SUZANNE CAN TELL ME WHAT MY BABY'S WORTH. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
BABY'S WORTH. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD.
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. >> YOU TOO.
WHO'S
>> GOOD. >> YOU TOO. WHO'S THIS?
>>
>> YOU TOO. WHO'S THIS? >> THIS IS SUZY.
>>
WHO'S THIS? >> THIS IS SUZY. >> OH, HI, SUZY.
I'M
>> THIS IS SUZY. >> OH, HI, SUZY. I'M JENNY.
>>
>> OH, HI, SUZY. I'M JENNY. >> HI.
>>
I'M JENNY. >> HI. >> IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES SUZY
THE
>> HI. >> IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES SUZY THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE
THE
>> IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES SUZY THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE THE PERSON?
>>
THE DOLL LOOK A LOT LIKE SUZANNE THE PERSON? >> [laughs]
BE
THE PERSON? >> [laughs] BE A GOOD GIRL.
WE'LL
>> [laughs] BE A GOOD GIRL. WE'LL BE DONE IN A SECOND, OKAY?
I'LL
BE A GOOD GIRL. WE'LL BE DONE IN A SECOND, OKAY? I'LL BE BACK.
>>
WE'LL BE DONE IN A SECOND, OKAY? I'LL BE BACK. >> ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS THE
GUY--
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS THE GUY-- >> HEY!
>>
GUY-- >> HEY! >> I CALLED YOU ABOUT.
>>
>> HEY! >> I CALLED YOU ABOUT. >> DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE THAT.
HOLD
>> I CALLED YOU ABOUT. >> DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE THAT. HOLD HIM LIKE A REAL BABY.
>>
>> DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE THAT. HOLD HIM LIKE A REAL BABY. >> OH, SORRY.
[laughs]
IT'S
>> OH, SORRY. [laughs] IT'S NOT A REAL BABY.
IT'S
[laughs] IT'S NOT A REAL BABY. IT'S A DOLL.
>>
IT'S NOT A REAL BABY. IT'S A DOLL. >> OKAY, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
HAVE
IT'S A DOLL. >> OKAY, WHAT'S HIS NAME? HAVE YOU NAMED HIM?
>>
>> OKAY, WHAT'S HIS NAME? HAVE YOU NAMED HIM? >> I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
HOW
HAVE YOU NAMED HIM? >> I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A BOY?
>>
>> I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A BOY? >> WELL, HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A
BOY,
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A BOY? >> WELL, HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A BOY, DOESN'T HE?
CUSTOM
>> WELL, HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A BOY, DOESN'T HE? CUSTOM NEWBORN BABY.
HE'S
BOY, DOESN'T HE? CUSTOM NEWBORN BABY. HE'S A LITTLE REBORN BABY.
YOU
CUSTOM NEWBORN BABY. HE'S A LITTLE REBORN BABY. YOU CAN GET THE KITS, OR YOU CAN
GET
HE'S A LITTLE REBORN BABY. YOU CAN GET THE KITS, OR YOU CAN GET DOLLS LIKE THIS.
>>
YOU CAN GET THE KITS, OR YOU CAN GET DOLLS LIKE THIS. >> UH-HUH.
>>
GET DOLLS LIKE THIS. >> UH-HUH. >> AND THEY TAKE 'EM APART, WIPE
ALL
>> UH-HUH. >> AND THEY TAKE 'EM APART, WIPE ALL THE PAINT OFF OF 'EM, AND
REPAINT
>> AND THEY TAKE 'EM APART, WIPE ALL THE PAINT OFF OF 'EM, AND REPAINT 'EM TO LOOK REAL.
THAT'S
ALL THE PAINT OFF OF 'EM, AND REPAINT 'EM TO LOOK REAL. THAT'S WHAT A REBORN DOLL IS.
>>
REPAINT 'EM TO LOOK REAL. THAT'S WHAT A REBORN DOLL IS. >> SO, THIS ONE USED TO LOOK
LIKE
THAT'S WHAT A REBORN DOLL IS. >> SO, THIS ONE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS, PRETTY MUCH.
>>
>> SO, THIS ONE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS, PRETTY MUCH. >> UH, THIS ONE PROBABLY LOOKED
MORE
LIKE THIS, PRETTY MUCH. >> UH, THIS ONE PROBABLY LOOKED MORE LIKE THIS.
>>
>> UH, THIS ONE PROBABLY LOOKED MORE LIKE THIS. >> OH.
>>
MORE LIKE THIS. >> OH. >> VALUE-WISE, FOR THIS ONE, IF
IT
>> OH. >> VALUE-WISE, FOR THIS ONE, IF IT WAS SIGNED ON THE BACK OF WHO
MANUFACTURED
>> VALUE-WISE, FOR THIS ONE, IF IT WAS SIGNED ON THE BACK OF WHO MANUFACTURED IT--
>>
IT WAS SIGNED ON THE BACK OF WHO MANUFACTURED IT-- >> OH, SO THERE'S SPECIAL,
RENOWNED
MANUFACTURED IT-- >> OH, SO THERE'S SPECIAL, RENOWNED ARTISTS THAT DO THE
REBORN
>> OH, SO THERE'S SPECIAL, RENOWNED ARTISTS THAT DO THE REBORN DOLLS?
>>
RENOWNED ARTISTS THAT DO THE REBORN DOLLS? >> YES.
>>
REBORN DOLLS? >> YES. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YES. >> OKAY. >> IT COULD BE WORTH UP TO
$5,000.
>>
>> IT COULD BE WORTH UP TO $5,000. >> WHAT?
$5,000?
NOW
>> WHAT? $5,000? NOW THAT'S MONEY, BABY.
WHERE
$5,000? NOW THAT'S MONEY, BABY. WHERE WOULD IT BE SIGNED?
>>
NOW THAT'S MONEY, BABY. WHERE WOULD IT BE SIGNED? >> ALL THE DOLLS ARE SIGNED ON
THE
WHERE WOULD IT BE SIGNED? >> ALL THE DOLLS ARE SIGNED ON THE BACK OF THE NECK.
IT
>> ALL THE DOLLS ARE SIGNED ON THE BACK OF THE NECK. IT HAS NO
>>
>> SO,
>> SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
HE'S
>> SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK HE'S WORTH?
>>
HE'S WORTH? >> I WOULD THINK HE WOULD BE
WORTH
>> I WOULD THINK HE WOULD BE WORTH ABOUT $225.
>>
WORTH ABOUT $225. >> $225?
THAT'S
THAT'S NOT GONNA GET THIS BABY
INTO
THAT'S NOT GONNA GET THIS BABY INTO A GOOD PRESCHOOL.
OH,
THAT'S NOT GONNA GET THIS BABY INTO A GOOD PRESCHOOL. OH, WELL.
AT
INTO A GOOD PRESCHOOL. OH, WELL. AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WIPE
ITS
OH, WELL. AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WIPE ITS BUTT.
IT
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WIPE ITS BUTT. IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
ITS BUTT. IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YOU TOO.
>>
IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YOU TOO. >> I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL,
WHAT
>> YOU TOO. >> I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL, WHAT YOU DO HERE.
>>
>> I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL, WHAT YOU DO HERE. >> THANK YOU.
>>
WHAT YOU DO HERE. >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT. >> TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BABY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BABY. >> I WILL. BYE-BYE.
>>
>> TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BABY. >> I WILL. BYE-BYE. >> BYE. THANK YOU.
SHE'S
>> I WILL. BYE-BYE. >> BYE. THANK YOU. SHE'S GONNA THROW THAT BABY IN
THE
>> BYE. THANK YOU. SHE'S GONNA THROW THAT BABY IN THE BACK
[cow
[cow moos]
>>
[cow moos] >> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY.
>>
[cow moos] >> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY. >> YEAH, WE ARE.
>>
>> WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, MARY. >> YEAH, WE ARE. >> MARY AND I FOUND SOME KIND OF
VETERINARY
>> YEAH, WE ARE. >> MARY AND I FOUND SOME KIND OF VETERINARY ENDOSCOPE.
YOU
>> MARY AND I FOUND SOME KIND OF VETERINARY ENDOSCOPE. YOU KNOW, AN ANIMAL PROBE.
>>
VETERINARY ENDOSCOPE. YOU KNOW, AN ANIMAL PROBE. >> OH, MY GOD.
MOE,
YOU KNOW, AN ANIMAL PROBE. >> OH, MY GOD. MOE, LOOK.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. MOE, LOOK. >> WE'RE HERE TO SEE CLINT.
HE'S
MOE, LOOK. >> WE'RE HERE TO SEE CLINT. HE'S A LARGE ANIMAL VET.
IT
>> WE'RE HERE TO SEE CLINT. HE'S A LARGE ANIMAL VET. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS
FULL
HE'S A LARGE ANIMAL VET. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS FULL RIGHT NOW.
[cow
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS FULL RIGHT NOW. [cow moos]
>>
FULL RIGHT NOW. [cow moos] >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
[cow moos] >> OH, MY GOD. >> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES.
I'M
>> OH, MY GOD. >> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES. I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING
SCIENCE
>> GIVE ME JUST A FEW MINUTES. I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING SCIENCE EXAM.
I'LL
I'M FINISHING UP A BREEDING SCIENCE EXAM. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
>>
SCIENCE EXAM. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. >> MARY, YOU WANT TO HELP HIM
WITH
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. >> MARY, YOU WANT TO HELP HIM WITH THE EXAM?
>>
>> MARY, YOU WANT TO HELP HIM WITH THE EXAM? >> OH!
[coughs]
[gasps]
>>
[coughs] [gasps] >> WE WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S
GOOD
[gasps] >> WE WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD TO GO, MARY.
>>
>> WE WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD TO GO, MARY. >> WELL, I THINK HE'S GOOD TO
GO.
>>
>> WELL, I THINK HE'S GOOD TO GO. >> HE LOOKS GOOD.
HEY,
GO. >> HE LOOKS GOOD. HEY, MOE.
>>
>> HE LOOKS GOOD. HEY, MOE. >> UM...
>>
HEY, MOE. >> UM... >> OH.
>>
>> UM... >> OH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> OH. >> YEAH. >> EXCUSE ME.
HOW
>> YEAH. >> EXCUSE ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
GOOD
>> EXCUSE ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
MARY.
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. MARY. >> HI.
>>
MARY. >> HI. >> HELLO.
I'M
>> HI. >> HELLO. I'M CLINT CALVERT.
>>
>> HELLO. I'M CLINT CALVERT. >> I JUST SHOOK A DUDE'S HAND
THAT
I'M CLINT CALVERT. >> I JUST SHOOK A DUDE'S HAND THAT WAS HALFWAY UP A COW'S
BUTT.
LIKE,
THAT WAS HALFWAY UP A COW'S BUTT. LIKE, OH, GOD.
>>
BUTT. LIKE, OH, GOD. >> WE FOUND THIS IN A UNIT, THIS
SURGICAL
LIKE, OH, GOD. >> WE FOUND THIS IN A UNIT, THIS SURGICAL INSTRUMENT.
>>
>> WE FOUND THIS IN A UNIT, THIS SURGICAL INSTRUMENT. >> LET'S SEE.
OH,
SURGICAL INSTRUMENT. >> LET'S SEE. OH, WOW.
IT
>> LET'S SEE. OH, WOW. IT IS A TYPE OF ENDOSCOPE FOR
LOOKING
OH, WOW. IT IS A TYPE OF ENDOSCOPE FOR LOOKING INSIDE OF THINGS.
IT
IT IS A TYPE OF ENDOSCOPE FOR LOOKING INSIDE OF THINGS. IT HAS THE APPEARANCE OF BEING
USED
LOOKING INSIDE OF THINGS. IT HAS THE APPEARANCE OF BEING USED FOR EAR EXAMS, WHAT THEY
CALL
IT HAS THE APPEARANCE OF BEING USED FOR EAR EXAMS, WHAT THEY CALL AN OTOSCOPIC EXAM.
THE
USED FOR EAR EXAMS, WHAT THEY CALL AN OTOSCOPIC EXAM. THE CAMERA HOOKS ON LIKE THIS.
THERE'S
CALL AN OTOSCOPIC EXAM. THE CAMERA HOOKS ON LIKE THIS. THERE'S YOUR LIGHT SOURCE.
YOU
THE CAMERA HOOKS ON LIKE THIS. THERE'S YOUR LIGHT SOURCE. YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH THE SCOPE,
SEE
THERE'S YOUR LIGHT SOURCE. YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH THE SCOPE, SEE WHAT'S IN THE EAR.
IT'S
YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH THE SCOPE, SEE WHAT'S IN THE EAR. IT'S REALLY A NEAT SET.
>>
>> IF
>> IF YOU
>> IF YOU HAD TO PUT A VALUE ON
THIS,
>> IF YOU HAD TO PUT A VALUE ON THIS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
>>
THIS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? >> YOUR MARKET IS NOT JUST FOR
EVERYBODY.
>>
EVERYBODY. >> IT'S GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL
PERSON
>> IT'S GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL PERSON WITH SPECIAL NEEDS TO
WANT
PERSON WITH SPECIAL NEEDS TO WANT THIS.
PROBABLY
WANT THIS. PROBABLY UP TO $2,000.
>>
PROBABLY UP TO $2,000. >> NOT BAD, JUNIOR DOCTOR.
>>
>> NOT BAD, JUNIOR DOCTOR. >> [laughs]
CHA-CHING.
A
CHA-CHING. A JUNIOR DOCTOR?
I
I DON'T
I DON'T WANT TO BE STICKING MY
HAND
I DON'T WANT TO BE STICKING MY HAND UP NO COW'S
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, MARY, WE'VE GOT TO MOO
ON
>> WELL, MARY, WE'VE GOT TO MOO ON OUT OF HERE.
>>
>> WELL, MARY, WE'VE GOT TO MOO ON OUT OF HERE. >> OKAY. THANK YOU.
>>
ON OUT OF HERE. >> OKAY. THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
[cow
>>
>> narrator: THE BOOTY IN
MINERAL
>> narrator: THE BOOTY IN MINERAL WELLS WENT TO MARY AND
MOE,
>> narrator: THE BOOTY IN MINERAL WELLS WENT TO MARY AND MOE, WHOSE ANIMAL PROBE
EXTRACTED
MINERAL WELLS WENT TO MARY AND MOE, WHOSE ANIMAL PROBE EXTRACTED AN $1,800 PROFIT.
JENNY'S
MOE, WHOSE ANIMAL PROBE EXTRACTED AN $1,800 PROFIT. JENNY'S LIFELIKE DOLL DELIVERED
HER
EXTRACTED AN $1,800 PROFIT. JENNY'S LIFELIKE DOLL DELIVERED HER A $1,000 BUNDLE OF JOY.
VICTOR
JENNY'S LIFELIKE DOLL DELIVERED HER A $1,000 BUNDLE OF JOY. VICTOR SURVIVED THE STORM, BUT
FINISHED
HER A $1,000 BUNDLE OF JOY. VICTOR SURVIVED THE STORM, BUT FINISHED 15 BUCKS UNDER WATER,
WHILE
VICTOR SURVIVED THE STORM, BUT FINISHED 15 BUCKS UNDER WATER, WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA FAILED TO
SCORE
FINISHED 15 BUCKS UNDER WATER, WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA FAILED TO SCORE WITH STADIUM SEATS, AND
GOT
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA FAILED TO SCORE WITH STADIUM SEATS, AND GOT SACKED FOR A $450 LOSS.
>>
>> HE
>> HE WASN'T BEING HURT, MARY.
>>
>> HE WASN'T BEING HURT, MARY. >> I KNOW.
IT
>> I KNOW. IT JUST LOOKED REALLY TIGHT.
>>
IT JUST LOOKED REALLY TIGHT. >> OH, THERE'S NO PAIN AT ALL.
HE'S
>> OH, THERE'S NO PAIN AT ALL. HE'S IN, SQUEEZING THERE.
HE
HE'S IN, SQUEEZING THERE. HE DIDN'T HOLLER.
NO
HE DIDN'T HOLLER. NO RACKET.
IT
NO RACKET. IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD.
>>
IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD. >> CAN I PET ONE OF THEM?
>>
>> CAN I PET ONE OF THEM? >> YOU WANT TO PET ONE?
>>
>> YOU WANT TO PET ONE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THESE MAY NOT BE THE PETTING
TYPE
>> THESE MAY NOT BE THE PETTING TYPE COWS.
THESE
TYPE COWS. THESE AREN'T SHOW HEIFERS.
THEY
THESE AREN'T SHOW HEIFERS. THEY MAY NOT WANT YOU THAT CLOSE
TO
THEY MAY NOT WANT YOU THAT CLOSE TO 'EM.
BUT,
TO 'EM. BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE, I'LL OPEN
THE
BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE, I'LL OPEN THE GATE.
[cow
THE GATE. [cow moos]
>>
[cow moos] >> THAT'S