>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> METH LAB.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> METH LAB. >> YEP.
>>
>> METH LAB. >> YEP. >> THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA MAKE
MY
>> YEP. >> THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA MAKE MY MONEY.
OH,
>> THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA MAKE MY MONEY. OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
>>
MY MONEY. OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS? >> THIS GUY...
I
OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS? >> THIS GUY... I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS UP.
AND
>> THIS GUY... I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS UP. AND I HAVE A FRIEND THAT JUST
OPENED
I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS UP. AND I HAVE A FRIEND THAT JUST OPENED A SALON.
PRETTY
AND I HAVE A FRIEND THAT JUST OPENED A SALON. PRETTY SURE CHAD'S GONNA BUY IT.
>>
OPENED A SALON. PRETTY SURE CHAD'S GONNA BUY IT. >> HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT
GONNA
PRETTY SURE CHAD'S GONNA BUY IT. >> HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK HERE.
>>
>> HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK HERE. >> THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART.
>>
GONNA WORK HERE. >> THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART. >> IT'S BRAND NEW.
>>
>> THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART. >> IT'S BRAND NEW. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD
IDEA
>> IT'S BRAND NEW. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR BUBBA TO TRY THESE CARS
OUT.
>>
IDEA FOR BUBBA TO TRY THESE CARS OUT. >> YOU WANNA RACE ME?
WE'RE
OUT. >> YOU WANNA RACE ME? WE'RE GOING--
>>
>> YOU WANNA RACE ME? WE'RE GOING-- >> [laughs] OH!
>>
WE'RE GOING-- >> [laughs] OH! >> AW!
[bluesy
[bluesy country music]
>>
[bluesy country music] >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
>>
WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKIN'
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
♪
TALKIN' ABOUT. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS.
IT'S
IT'S WHAT'S KNOWN AS BOOMBURB,
A
IT'S WHAT'S KNOWN AS BOOMBURB, A SUBURB THAT GREW UP SUPER FAST
AFTER
IT'S WHAT'S KNOWN AS BOOMBURB, A SUBURB THAT GREW UP SUPER FAST AFTER WORLD WAR II.
FOR
A SUBURB THAT GREW UP SUPER FAST AFTER WORLD WAR II. FOR OUR BUYERS, IT'S GONNA BE
BOOM
AFTER WORLD WAR II. FOR OUR BUYERS, IT'S GONNA BE BOOM OR BUST.
>>
FOR OUR BUYERS, IT'S GONNA BE BOOM OR BUST. >> THE STORE HAS BEEN DOING
REALLY
BOOM OR BUST. >> THE STORE HAS BEEN DOING REALLY WELL.
I'VE
>> THE STORE HAS BEEN DOING REALLY WELL. I'VE BEEN SELLING A LOT OF
STUFF.
THE
I'VE BEEN SELLING A LOT OF STUFF. THE AUCTION BUSINESS IS ACTUALLY
REALLY
STUFF. THE AUCTION BUSINESS IS ACTUALLY REALLY WORKING OUT FOR ME.
MY
MY DAD
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME, "IF IT
ISN'T
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME, "IF IT ISN'T BROKEN, THEN DON'T FIX
IT."
SO
SO TODAY,
SO TODAY, I'M ALL ABOUT STICKING
TO
SO TODAY, I'M ALL ABOUT STICKING TO WHAT WORKS--
RUNDOWN
SO TODAY, I'M ALL ABOUT STICKING TO WHAT WORKS-- RUNDOWN FURNITURE THAT NEEDS
A
TO WHAT WORKS-- RUNDOWN FURNITURE THAT NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE.
>>
RUNDOWN FURNITURE THAT NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE. >> SO AT THE LAST FEW AUCTIONS,
I
A LITTLE LOVE. >> SO AT THE LAST FEW AUCTIONS, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH.
TODAY
>> SO AT THE LAST FEW AUCTIONS, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH. TODAY I HAVE MY TRAILER.
I
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH. TODAY I HAVE MY TRAILER. I AM READY TO BUY.
IF
IF THERE'S EVEN A SMALL CHANCE
FOR
IF THERE'S EVEN A SMALL CHANCE FOR A PROFIT, I'LL BE BIDDING
UP
FOR A PROFIT, I'LL BE BIDDING UP A STORM TODAY.
JUST
JUST THINK OF ME LIKE A
HURRICANE--HURRICANE
JUST THINK OF ME LIKE A HURRICANE--HURRICANE VICTOR,
CLASS
JUST THINK OF ME LIKE A HURRICANE--HURRICANE VICTOR, CLASS 5 BIDDING STORM.
[alarm
HURRICANE--HURRICANE VICTOR, CLASS 5 BIDDING STORM. [alarm beeps]
>>
CLASS 5 BIDDING STORM. [alarm beeps] >> MOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>
[alarm beeps] >> MOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TAKING MY MEDICINE.
I
>> MOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TAKING MY MEDICINE. I THREW MY BACK OUT THE OTHER
DAY
>> TAKING MY MEDICINE. I THREW MY BACK OUT THE OTHER DAY MOVING FURNITURE.
WHAT
WHAT CAN
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M
WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M OLD.
NOW
NOW I'M
NOW I'M POPPING PAIN MEDS
LIKE
NOW I'M POPPING PAIN MEDS LIKE THEY'RE BREATH MINTS.
AND
NOW I'M POPPING PAIN MEDS LIKE THEY'RE BREATH MINTS. AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
AFTER
LIKE THEY'RE BREATH MINTS. AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. AFTER THIS MED'S SET IN, I
PROBABLY
AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. AFTER THIS MED'S SET IN, I PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT
AFTER THIS MED'S SET IN, I PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AUCTION.
>>
PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AUCTION. >> GREAT.
TODAY,
TODAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
BUY
TODAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO BUY SMALL OR NOT AT ALL.
>>
>> [sighs]
[spaghetti
>> [sighs] [spaghetti Western music]
LOOKS
>> [sighs] [spaghetti Western music] LOOKS LIKE THE BIG COMPETITION
IS
[spaghetti Western music] LOOKS LIKE THE BIG COMPETITION IS HERE.
>>
LOOKS LIKE THE BIG COMPETITION IS HERE. >> WE NEED TO BUY BIG TODAY,
BUBBA.
>>
>> WE NEED TO BUY BIG TODAY, BUBBA. >> RICKY, THERE'S NO MORE NOT
BUYING
BUBBA. >> RICKY, THERE'S NO MORE NOT BUYING BIG.
WE'VE
>> RICKY, THERE'S NO MORE NOT BUYING BIG. WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.
>>
BUYING BIG. WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER. >> I KNOW.
RUNNING
RUNNING A
RUNNING A WAREHOUSE IS KINDA
LIKE
RUNNING A WAREHOUSE IS KINDA LIKE OWNING A PIG.
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU DON'T FEED IT, YOU'RE
NOT
IF YOU DON'T FEED IT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET NO BACON.
MMM...BACON.
SO
NOT GONNA GET NO BACON. MMM...BACON. SO WHY DID YOU BRING A TRAILER
TODAY?
YOU
SO WHY DID YOU BRING A TRAILER TODAY? YOU TRYING TO JOIN THE ELITE?
TRYING
TODAY? YOU TRYING TO JOIN THE ELITE? TRYING TO BECOME A BIG MAN NOW?
>>
YOU TRYING TO JOIN THE ELITE? TRYING TO BECOME A BIG MAN NOW? >> ACTUALLY, I HAD TO BRING IT
INTO
TRYING TO BECOME A BIG MAN NOW? >> ACTUALLY, I HAD TO BRING IT INTO TOWN HERE FOR AN
INSPECTION,
>> ACTUALLY, I HAD TO BRING IT INTO TOWN HERE FOR AN INSPECTION, SO THAT'S THE ONLY
REASON
INTO TOWN HERE FOR AN INSPECTION, SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I HAVE IT.
>>
INSPECTION, SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I HAVE IT. >> I JUST THOUGHT YOU DECIDED
TO
REASON WHY I HAVE IT. >> I JUST THOUGHT YOU DECIDED TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PLAY
WITH
>> I JUST THOUGHT YOU DECIDED TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS.
>>
TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS. >> UM, YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.
>>
WITH THE BIG BOYS. >> UM, YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. >> OH, GOD.
>>
>> UM, YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. >> OH, GOD. >> WHAT IN THE HELL?
>>
>> OH, GOD. >> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
>>
>> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? >> ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE
ATTENTION
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? >> ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE ATTENTION THIS GUY WOULD DO.
>>
>> ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE ATTENTION THIS GUY WOULD DO. >> VIC, SHUT UP.
>>
ATTENTION THIS GUY WOULD DO. >> VIC, SHUT UP. >> NOT THE PUDDLE.
WATCH
>> VIC, SHUT UP. >> NOT THE PUDDLE. WATCH IT.
>>
>> NOT THE PUDDLE. WATCH IT. >> OH.
>>
WATCH IT. >> OH. >> MOE, POP A WHEELIE!
>>
>> OH. >> MOE, POP A WHEELIE! >> ARE YOU OKAY?
>>
>> MOE, POP A WHEELIE! >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS TOTAL
BULL-[bleep].
YOU'RE
>> YOU KNOW, THIS IS TOTAL BULL-[bleep]. YOU'RE JUST USING THAT CHAIR
'CAUSE
BULL-[bleep]. YOU'RE JUST USING THAT CHAIR 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK
AROUND
YOU'RE JUST USING THAT CHAIR 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK AROUND A STORAGE ROOM TODAY.
>>
'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK AROUND A STORAGE ROOM TODAY. >> OH, WHATEVER, VIC.
>>
AROUND A STORAGE ROOM TODAY. >> OH, WHATEVER, VIC. >> IF VICTOR DOESN'T SHUT UP,
I'M
>> OH, WHATEVER, VIC. >> IF VICTOR DOESN'T SHUT UP, I'M GONNA POP A WHEELIE IN HIS
BIG
>> IF VICTOR DOESN'T SHUT UP, I'M GONNA POP A WHEELIE IN HIS BIG MOUTH.
>>
I'M GONNA POP A WHEELIE IN HIS BIG MOUTH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
BIG MOUTH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
THE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
TODAY'S
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THERE'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[attendees
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? [attendees cheer]
HAMMER
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [attendees cheer] HAMMER UP!
LET'S
>>
>> WE'LL
>> WE'LL SEE WHAT IT BRINGS.
QUANTITY
>> WE'LL SEE WHAT IT BRINGS. QUANTITY IS WORTH MORE THAN
QUALITY
>> WE'LL SEE WHAT IT BRINGS. QUANTITY IS WORTH MORE THAN QUALITY RIGHT NOW.
WE
QUANTITY IS WORTH MORE THAN QUALITY RIGHT NOW. WE NEED THIS LOCKER.
>>
QUALITY RIGHT NOW. WE NEED THIS LOCKER. >> THAT BEAUTY CHAIR LOOKS SUPER
RETRO.
IT
>> THAT BEAUTY CHAIR LOOKS SUPER RETRO. IT NEEDS SOME FIXING ON THE
UPHOLSTERY,
RETRO. IT NEEDS SOME FIXING ON THE UPHOLSTERY, BUT IT'S REALLY
COOL.
VINTAGE
UPHOLSTERY, BUT IT'S REALLY COOL. VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE IS
ALWAYS
COOL. VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE IS ALWAYS A MONEY-MAKER FOR ME.
I'M
VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE IS ALWAYS A MONEY-MAKER FOR ME. I'M JUST WORRIED EVERYONE ELSE
IS
ALWAYS A MONEY-MAKER FOR ME. I'M JUST WORRIED EVERYONE ELSE IS GONNA WANT IN ON THIS LOCKER.
>>
I'M JUST WORRIED EVERYONE ELSE IS GONNA WANT IN ON THIS LOCKER. >> THE DRESSER'S KIND OF, UH,
TAKEN
IS GONNA WANT IN ON THIS LOCKER. >> THE DRESSER'S KIND OF, UH, TAKEN APART A LITTLE BIT.
I
>> THE DRESSER'S KIND OF, UH, TAKEN APART A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T LIKE FIXING STUFF.
NOT
TAKEN APART A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T LIKE FIXING STUFF. NOT REALLY FOR ME.
>>
I DON'T LIKE FIXING STUFF. NOT REALLY FOR ME. >> WE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF IN
HERE,
NOT REALLY FOR ME. >> WE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF IN HERE, MOE.
THREE
>> WE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF IN HERE, MOE. THREE MATTRESSES.
TOO
HERE, MOE. THREE MATTRESSES. TOO MUCH WORK FOR US.
>>
THREE MATTRESSES. TOO MUCH WORK FOR US. >> TOO MUCH WORK.
>>
TOO MUCH WORK FOR US. >> TOO MUCH WORK. >> WITH OUR SITUATION.
>>
>> TOO MUCH WORK. >> WITH OUR SITUATION. >> [laughs] YEAH.
>>
>> WITH OUR SITUATION. >> [laughs] YEAH. >> DID YOU UNLOCK IT?
>>
>> [laughs] YEAH. >> DID YOU UNLOCK IT? >> WAIT. NOW I DID.
OKAY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
100,
GENTLEMEN. 100, NOW 200, NOW 300.
>>
100, NOW 200, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400, NOW 500.
>>
>> 400, NOW 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500 THERE, NOW 600.
>>
>> 500 THERE, NOW 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 600.
>>
>> I HAVE 600. >> I KNEW IT.
BIG
>> I KNEW IT. BIG SURPRISE.
RICKY
BIG SURPRISE. RICKY AND BUBBA WANT THE SAME
UNIT
RICKY AND BUBBA WANT THE SAME UNIT AS ME.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> 650 TO YOU, NOW 700.
>>
>> 650 TO YOU, NOW 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 700, NOW 750.
750,
>> I HAVE 700, NOW 750. 750, NOW 800.
>>
750, NOW 800. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 850.
>>
>> NOW 850. >> THEY CAN HAVE IT.
>>
>> THEY CAN HAVE IT. >> 850. YOU'RE OUT. 850.
WAY
>> 850. YOU'RE OUT. 850. WAY TO GIVE 850.
>>
WAY TO GIVE 850. >> OH, I WANT IT.
>>
>> OH, I WANT IT. >> 850, ANYBODY--
>>
>> 850, ANYBODY-- >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GOT 850, AND 900.
GONNA
>> GOT 850, AND 900. GONNA GET 900.
900
GONNA GET 900. 900 ONCE...
900
900 ONCE... 900 TWICE...
I
900 TWICE... I SOLD IT, $850.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I ALMOST GAVE UP, BUT THERE'S
JUST
JUST TOO
JUST TOO MUCH CUTE FURNITURE
IN
JUST TOO MUCH CUTE FURNITURE IN THIS LOCKER.
I
JUST TOO MUCH CUTE FURNITURE IN THIS LOCKER. I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK IT
>>
>> METH
>> METH LAB.
>>
>> METH LAB. >> YEP.
>>
>> METH LAB. >> YEP. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE, MOE?
>>
>> YEP. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE, MOE? >> JUST THAT TOOL CABINET.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE, MOE? >> JUST THAT TOOL CABINET. >> YEAH.
THERE'S
>> JUST THAT TOOL CABINET. >> YEAH. THERE'S SOME BIG OL' TIRES FOR
YOUR
>> YEAH. THERE'S SOME BIG OL' TIRES FOR YOUR WHEELCHAIR, MOE.
>>
THERE'S SOME BIG OL' TIRES FOR YOUR WHEELCHAIR, MOE. >> I THINK BEFORE THE DAY'S
OVER,
YOUR WHEELCHAIR, MOE. >> I THINK BEFORE THE DAY'S OVER, WE'LL NEED THOSE TIRES.
>>
>> I THINK BEFORE THE DAY'S OVER, WE'LL NEED THOSE TIRES. >> YEP.
>>
OVER, WE'LL NEED THOSE TIRES. >> YEP. >> IT'S WAY TOO MUCH STUFF FOR
US
>> YEP. >> IT'S WAY TOO MUCH STUFF FOR US TO CARRY, WAY TOO MUCH.
>>
>> IT'S WAY TOO MUCH STUFF FOR US TO CARRY, WAY TOO MUCH. >> THERE'S A COOL OLD LOCKER
BASKET
US TO CARRY, WAY TOO MUCH. >> THERE'S A COOL OLD LOCKER BASKET BACK THERE.
I
>> THERE'S A COOL OLD LOCKER BASKET BACK THERE. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD
DO
BASKET BACK THERE. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH THE TANK AND ALL THESE
TOOLS.
I'M
DO WITH THE TANK AND ALL THESE TOOLS. I'M GONNA LEAVE IT FOR
THE
TOOLS. I'M GONNA LEAVE IT FOR THE DUDES.
>>
I'M GONNA LEAVE IT FOR THE DUDES. >> TIRE WASHER.
>>
THE DUDES. >> TIRE WASHER. >> WELL, WHAT'S GOT ME INTRIGUED
IS
>> TIRE WASHER. >> WELL, WHAT'S GOT ME INTRIGUED IS THE SQUARE NAILS.
IT
>> WELL, WHAT'S GOT ME INTRIGUED IS THE SQUARE NAILS. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HORSESHOE
NAILS,
IS THE SQUARE NAILS. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HORSESHOE NAILS, BUT THEY'RE BLUNT TIP.
SO
IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HORSESHOE NAILS, BUT THEY'RE BLUNT TIP. SO THEY'RE REBUILDING SOMETHING
ANTIQUE.
ANTIQUE
SO THEY'RE REBUILDING SOMETHING ANTIQUE. ANTIQUE NAILS COULD LEAD TO
OTHER
ANTIQUE. ANTIQUE NAILS COULD LEAD TO OTHER ANTIQUE STUFF.
I'M
ANTIQUE NAILS COULD LEAD TO OTHER ANTIQUE STUFF. I'M GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS
LOCKER
OTHER ANTIQUE STUFF. I'M GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS LOCKER LIKE STINK ON CRAP-OLA.
>>
I'M GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS LOCKER LIKE STINK ON CRAP-OLA. >> IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT TOSSED,
BUT
LOCKER LIKE STINK ON CRAP-OLA. >> IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT TOSSED, BUT THERE ARE SOME DECENT TOOLS
IN
>> IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT TOSSED, BUT THERE ARE SOME DECENT TOOLS IN HERE.
NAME
BUT THERE ARE SOME DECENT TOOLS IN HERE. NAME BRAND, SAWZALL.
I
IN HERE. NAME BRAND, SAWZALL. I SEE TWO OF THEM IN HERE.
BOARD
NAME BRAND, SAWZALL. I SEE TWO OF THEM IN HERE. BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND BREAK
OUT
I SEE TWO OF THEM IN HERE. BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND BREAK OUT THE FLASHLIGHTS.
HURRICANE
BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND BREAK OUT THE FLASHLIGHTS. HURRICANE VICTOR'S ABOUT TO MAKE
LANDFALL.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, NOW 150.
>>
>> 100, NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200, NOW 300.
NOW
>> 200, NOW 300. NOW 300, 300, 300.
>>
NOW 300, 300, 300. >> [snoring]
>>
>> [snoring] >> I ALWAYS GIVE MOE A HARD
TIME,
>> I ALWAYS GIVE MOE A HARD TIME, BUT SERIOUSLY, SHOULD I
CHECK
TIME, BUT SERIOUSLY, SHOULD I CHECK HIS PULSE?
>>
CHECK HIS PULSE? >> HOW 'BOUT A QUARTER?
225,
>> HOW 'BOUT A QUARTER? 225, WILL THAT HELP ANYBODY?
>>
225, WILL THAT HELP ANYBODY? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, NOW A HALF.
>>
>> 225, NOW A HALF. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 300. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> ANYBODY GIVE 325?
GOING
>> ANYBODY GIVE 325? GOING ONCE...
325
GOING ONCE... 325 TWICE...
ANYWHERE?
I
ANYWHERE? I SOLD IT, $300.
THANK
I SOLD IT, $300. THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> THIS UNIT IS EXACTLY WHY
I
I BROUGHT
I BROUGHT MY TRAILER TODAY.
THESE
I BROUGHT MY TRAILER TODAY. THESE OTHER BIDDERS, THEY'RE
JUST
I BROUGHT MY TRAILER TODAY. THESE OTHER BIDDERS, THEY'RE JUST LUCKY THEY SURVIVED
THE
THESE OTHER BIDDERS, THEY'RE JUST LUCKY THEY SURVIVED THE STORM.
>>
JUST LUCKY THEY SURVIVED THE STORM. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS GET THAT
ONE?
>>
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS GET THAT ONE? >> WELL, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
WE
ONE? >> WELL, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY WE CAN MOVE.
[laughs]
>>
WE CAN MOVE. [laughs] >> THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED--
A
[laughs] >> THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED-- A DRIER ON MY LAP.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED-- A DRIER ON MY LAP. >> [laughs]
>>
A DRIER ON MY LAP. >> [laughs] >> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN
THIS
>> [laughs] >> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THIS LOCKER.
EXACTLY
>> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THIS LOCKER. EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LITTLE
THIS LOCKER. EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. LITTLE COMMERCIAL UNIT.
NICE
NICE POWER WASHER.
AS
NICE POWER WASHER. AS LONG AS THE ENGINE IS FREE,
250
AS LONG AS THE ENGINE IS FREE, 250 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
WELL,
250 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. WELL, THE TANK HERE, I KNOW AN
EASY
WELL, THE TANK HERE, I KNOW AN EASY SALE WOULD BE $100 ON IT,
NO
EASY SALE WOULD BE $100 ON IT, NO PROBLEM.
THE
NO PROBLEM. THE DRIER IS A $100 BILL ALL
DAY.
IF
DAY. IF IT DOESN'T WORK, I'M GONNA
MAKE
IF IT DOESN'T WORK, I'M GONNA MAKE IT WORK.
I'VE
I'VE ALREADY MADE A PILE OF
MONEY
I'VE ALREADY MADE A PILE OF MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, AND I
HAVEN'T
I'VE ALREADY MADE A PILE OF MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE POWER TOOLS
YET.
I
HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE POWER TOOLS YET. I DID SPOT THE ONE SAW HERE.
IT
YET. I DID SPOT THE ONE SAW HERE. IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT IN
DISREPAIR.
SO,
IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT IN DISREPAIR. SO, UH, I'M GONNA CALL IT PARTS.
ANOTHER
DISREPAIR. SO, UH, I'M GONNA CALL IT PARTS. ANOTHER OLD SAWZALL, AGAIN
MISSING
SO, UH, I'M GONNA CALL IT PARTS. ANOTHER OLD SAWZALL, AGAIN MISSING THE FRONT PIECE ON IT.
SO
ANOTHER OLD SAWZALL, AGAIN MISSING THE FRONT PIECE ON IT. SO I'M THINKING BOTH OF THESE
ARE
MISSING THE FRONT PIECE ON IT. SO I'M THINKING BOTH OF THESE ARE IN DISREPAIR.
AND
SO I'M THINKING BOTH OF THESE ARE IN DISREPAIR. AND THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT.
WE'RE
ARE IN DISREPAIR. AND THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT. WE'RE GETTING TO THE END OF IT
OVER
AND THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT. WE'RE GETTING TO THE END OF IT OVER HERE, BUT--
OH,
WE'RE GETTING TO THE END OF IT OVER HERE, BUT-- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
[dramatic
OVER HERE, BUT-- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS? [dramatic music]
♪
OH,
OH, MAN,
OH, MAN, THIS COULD BE THE MONEY
RIGHT
OH, MAN, THIS COULD BE THE MONEY RIGHT HERE.
THIS
OH, MAN, THIS COULD BE THE MONEY RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A SET OF CLIMBING PANTS,
WHEN
RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A SET OF CLIMBING PANTS, WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING TREES,
AND
THIS IS A SET OF CLIMBING PANTS, WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING TREES, AND CLIMBING GEAR.
OH,
WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING TREES, AND CLIMBING GEAR. OH, I GOTTA BRING THIS OUT.
LOOK
AND CLIMBING GEAR. OH, I GOTTA BRING THIS OUT. LOOK AT THAT.
YEP,
OH, I GOTTA BRING THIS OUT. LOOK AT THAT. YEP, THIS IS A CLIMBING BELT.
THIS
LOOK AT THAT. YEP, THIS IS A CLIMBING BELT. THIS IS YOUR THROW ROPE.
I'VE
YEP, THIS IS A CLIMBING BELT. THIS IS YOUR THROW ROPE. I'VE ALREADY SCORED ON THIS
UNIT,
THIS IS YOUR THROW ROPE. I'VE ALREADY SCORED ON THIS UNIT, BUT THIS TREE CLIMBING
GEAR,
I'VE ALREADY SCORED ON THIS UNIT, BUT THIS TREE CLIMBING GEAR, THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA
MAKE
UNIT, BUT THIS TREE CLIMBING GEAR, THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA MAKE MY MONEY.
>>
GEAR, THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA MAKE MY MONEY. >> THIS HAS BEEN THE AUCTION
FROM
MAKE MY MONEY. >> THIS HAS BEEN THE AUCTION FROM HELL.
WE
>> THIS HAS BEEN THE AUCTION FROM HELL. WE HAVEN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO
FINDING
FROM HELL. WE HAVEN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO FINDING A LOCKER WE WANT.
>>
WE HAVEN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO FINDING A LOCKER WE WANT. >> READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.
>>
FINDING A LOCKER WE WANT. >> READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. >> POP A WHEELIE.
[crack]
>>
>> POP A WHEELIE. [crack] >> OH.
>>
[crack] >> OH. >> THAT WHEEL IS BUSTED.
BROKE
>> OH. >> THAT WHEEL IS BUSTED. BROKE THE WHEEL ON THERE, MARY.
>>
>> THAT WHEEL IS BUSTED. BROKE THE WHEEL ON THERE, MARY. >> GREAT.
>>
BROKE THE WHEEL ON THERE, MARY. >> GREAT. >> MARY, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>>
>> GREAT. >> MARY, THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> AS IF THIS DAY COULDN'T GET
ANY
>> MARY, THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> AS IF THIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.
>>
>> AS IF THIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE. >> I GOT A BICYCLE IN ONE OF MY
UNITS.
I
>> I GOT A BICYCLE IN ONE OF MY UNITS. I COULD PUT THE TIRE ON THE
FRONT
UNITS. I COULD PUT THE TIRE ON THE FRONT FOR YOU.
>>
I COULD PUT THE TIRE ON THE FRONT FOR YOU. >> COME IN HERE, VICTOR.
IF
FRONT FOR YOU. >> COME IN HERE, VICTOR. IF MY BACK DIDN'T HURT,
I'D
>> COME IN HERE, VICTOR. IF MY BACK DIDN'T HURT, I'D STAND UP AND KICK YOUR ASS.
>>
IF MY BACK DIDN'T HURT, I'D STAND UP AND KICK YOUR ASS. >> BUT I DIDN'T BREAK IT.
[laughs]
>>
>> BUT I DIDN'T BREAK IT. [laughs] >> SLOW,
>>
>> I
>> I REALLY CAN'T SEE MUCH
IN
>> I REALLY CAN'T SEE MUCH IN THIS LOCKER, AND THIS UNIT
BEING
>> I REALLY CAN'T SEE MUCH IN THIS LOCKER, AND THIS UNIT BEING INSIDE WHERE IT IS AND NOT
CLIMATE-CONTROLLED,
IN THIS LOCKER, AND THIS UNIT BEING INSIDE WHERE IT IS AND NOT CLIMATE-CONTROLLED, IT IS SO
FREAKING
BEING INSIDE WHERE IT IS AND NOT CLIMATE-CONTROLLED, IT IS SO FREAKING HOT IN HERE, IT'S GONNA
SELL
CLIMATE-CONTROLLED, IT IS SO FREAKING HOT IN HERE, IT'S GONNA SELL FOR NOTHING.
BUT
FREAKING HOT IN HERE, IT'S GONNA SELL FOR NOTHING. BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT IT.
>>
SELL FOR NOTHING. BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT IT. >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S
BACK
BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT IT. >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S BACK THERE.
A
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S BACK THERE. A COUPLE OF MATTRESSES.
I
I CAN'T
I CAN'T SEE ANY FURNITURE THAT
I
I CAN
I CAN STOCK UP WITH,
SO
I CAN STOCK UP WITH, SO I'M GONNA PASS.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S A GOOD DESIGN.
>>
>> IT'S A GOOD DESIGN. >> YEAH, WE'LL BID ON
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, LET'S GO.
>>
>> OKAY, LET'S GO. >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE
MEDS
>> OKAY, LET'S GO. >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE MEDS TALKING OR WHAT,
BUT
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE MEDS TALKING OR WHAT, BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE
GONNA
MEDS TALKING OR WHAT, BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO CLEAR OUT THIS
LOCKER.
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW
ABOUT
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT $50?
>>
ABOUT $50? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 50, NOW 100.
>>
>> I HAVE 50, NOW 100. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> I HAVE 100.
NOW
>> I HAVE 100. NOW 150. ANYBODY GIVE 150?
>>
NOW 150. ANYBODY GIVE 150? >> 125.
>>
>> 125. >> 125.
>> 125. I
>> 125. >> 125. I HAVE 150.
NOW
>> 125. I HAVE 150. NOW 175, LET'S DO THAT.
>>
NOW 175, LET'S DO THAT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 175, AND 200.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> BUM WHEEL OR NOT, WE'RE NOT
LEAVING
>> BUM WHEEL OR NOT, WE'RE NOT LEAVING HERE EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
LEAVING HERE EMPTY-HANDED. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, NOW 250.
250,
>> 225, NOW 250. 250, NOW 275.
>>
250, NOW 275. >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> 300, NOW 325, NOW 325.
325,
>> 300, NOW 325, NOW 325. 325, NOW 350.
>>
325, NOW 350. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 350, NOW 375.
CAN
>> 350, NOW 375. CAN I GET 375?
375,
CAN I GET 375? 375, AND 400.
>>
375, AND 400. >> ARE YOU NERVOUS YET?
>>
>> ARE YOU NERVOUS YET? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400, NOW 425. 425.
>>
>> 400, NOW 425. 425. >> UGH!
>>
>> UGH! >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 450, NOW 475.
GONNA
>> 450, NOW 475. GONNA GIVE 475 ONCE,
475
GONNA GIVE 475 ONCE, 475 TWICE...
I
475 TWICE... I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $450.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> JUST KEEP ROLLING, OLD MAN.
YOU
YOU THINK
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LOSE TO
A
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LOSE TO A FOOT DOCTOR THAT CAN'T EVEN
WALK?
>>
A FOOT DOCTOR THAT CAN'T EVEN WALK? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THAT'S
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THAT'S THE END FOR TODAY.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN. THAT'S THE END FOR TODAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
THAT'S THE END FOR TODAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> SLOW, SLOW.
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> SLOW, SLOW. >> THERE WE GO.
I
>> SLOW, SLOW. >> THERE WE GO. I AM GOING SLOW.
>>
>> THERE WE GO. I AM GOING SLOW. >> NO, THIS IS FAST.
>>
I AM GOING SLOW. >> NO, THIS IS FAST. >> NO, IT'S NOT.
I'M
>> NO, THIS IS FAST. >> NO, IT'S NOT. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD WE
DIDN'T
>> NO, IT'S NOT. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD WE DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY,
BECAUSE
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD WE DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY, BECAUSE I'M BASICALLY DRAGGING
AROUND
DIDN'T GET A LOCKER TODAY, BECAUSE I'M BASICALLY DRAGGING AROUND A STORAGE UNIT RIGHT NOW.
[laughs]
>>
AROUND A STORAGE UNIT RIGHT NOW. [laughs] >> I REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE
FURNITURE
[laughs] >> I REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE FURNITURE BACK THERE, SO I'M
GONNA
>> I REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE FURNITURE BACK THERE, SO I'M GONNA START PULLING ALL THIS
STUFF
FURNITURE BACK THERE, SO I'M GONNA START PULLING ALL THIS STUFF OUT.
IN
GONNA START PULLING ALL THIS STUFF OUT. IN A PERFECT WORLD, I WOULD JUST
FIND
STUFF OUT. IN A PERFECT WORLD, I WOULD JUST FIND A BOX FILLED WITH A MILLION
DOLLARS.
BUT
FIND A BOX FILLED WITH A MILLION DOLLARS. BUT I'M NOT THAT LUCKY, SO I
NEED
DOLLARS. BUT I'M NOT THAT LUCKY, SO I NEED THIS UNIT TO HAVE SOME
SERIOUS
BUT I'M NOT THAT LUCKY, SO I NEED THIS UNIT TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROFIT IN IT.
ALL
NEED THIS UNIT TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROFIT IN IT. ALL CLOTHES AND A GIGANTIC BRA.
OBVIOUSLY
SERIOUS PROFIT IN IT. ALL CLOTHES AND A GIGANTIC BRA. OBVIOUSLY NOT FOR ME.
THIS
THIS LAMP
THIS LAMP I THOUGHT WAS PRETTY
COOL.
I
COOL. I CAN DEFINITELY SELL THIS FOR
$40.
SELL
$40. SELL THOSE FOR $10.
THIS
SELL THOSE FOR $10. THIS GUY IS ONE OF THE REASONS
I
THIS GUY IS ONE OF THE REASONS I BOUGHT THE LOCKER.
THIS
I BOUGHT THE LOCKER. THIS IS A SUPER FANTASTIC
SALON
THIS IS A SUPER FANTASTIC SALON CHAIR.
IT'S
IT'S GOT
IT'S GOT KIND OF RETRO, VINTAGE,
EVEN
IT'S GOT KIND OF RETRO, VINTAGE, EVEN STYLE HERE.
IT
IT'S GOT KIND OF RETRO, VINTAGE, EVEN STYLE HERE. IT DEFINITELY NEEDS NEW
UPHOLSTERY.
IT'S
IT DEFINITELY NEEDS NEW UPHOLSTERY. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF IF THESE
HYDRAULICS
UPHOLSTERY. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF IF THESE HYDRAULICS WORK, BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF IF THESE HYDRAULICS WORK, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT.
[whispering]
HYDRAULICS WORK, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT. [whispering] PLEASE WORK,
PLEASE
KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT. [whispering] PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK,
PLEASE
[whispering] PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK.
[suspenseful
PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK, PLEASE WORK. [suspenseful music]
♪
PLEASE WORK. [suspenseful music] ♪ ♪
IT'S
[suspenseful music] ♪ ♪ IT'S TOTALLY WORKING.
[trumpet
♪ ♪ IT'S TOTALLY WORKING. [trumpet flourish]
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
I
THIS IS FANTASTIC. I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS UP,
AND
I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS UP, AND I HAVE A FRIEND THAT JUST
OPENED
AND I HAVE A FRIEND THAT JUST OPENED A SALON, AND I THINK
HE
OPENED A SALON, AND I THINK HE MIGHT JUST DIE OVER THIS.
THIS
HE MIGHT JUST DIE OVER THIS. THIS THING IS ANOTHER SALON
PIECE
THIS THING IS ANOTHER SALON PIECE HERE.
THIS
PIECE HERE. THIS IS DEFINITELY OLD.
HOWEVER,
THIS IS DEFINITELY OLD. HOWEVER, IT SAYS 1984 ON IT,
SO
HOWEVER, IT SAYS 1984 ON IT, SO IT'S NOT REALLY VINTAGE.
BUT
SO IT'S NOT REALLY VINTAGE. BUT I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO
SOMETHING
BUT I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
SO
SOMETHING WITH IT. SO THIS IS KIND OF THE COMBO
OF
SO THIS IS KIND OF THE COMBO OF THE CHAIR/DRIER HERE.
OBVIOUSLY
OF THE CHAIR/DRIER HERE. OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING A NEW SALON
WOULDN'T
OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING A NEW SALON WOULDN'T USE.
THIS
WOULDN'T USE. THIS COULD JUST BE A TOTALLY
COOL
THIS COULD JUST BE A TOTALLY COOL PIECE IN A SALON TO SIT IN.
POTENTIAL
COOL PIECE IN A SALON TO SIT IN. POTENTIAL DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN
PROFIT,
PROFIT, AND THESE CHAIRS ARE
IN
PROFIT, AND THESE CHAIRS ARE IN PRETTY ROUGH SHAPE.
BUT
PROFIT, AND THESE CHAIRS ARE IN PRETTY ROUGH SHAPE. BUT WHEN THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S
A
IN PRETTY ROUGH SHAPE. BUT WHEN THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY.
THESE
BUT WHEN THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY. THESE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN I
THOUGHT
A WAY. THESE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BE.
AND
THESE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BE. AND THEY HAVE A MATCHING COFFEE
TABLE.
I
AND THEY HAVE A MATCHING COFFEE TABLE. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TWO
TABLES.
THESE
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TWO TABLES. THESE ARE AMAZING.
AND
TABLES. THESE ARE AMAZING. AND THEY HAVE A GREEK KEY DESIGN
ACROSS
THESE ARE AMAZING. AND THEY HAVE A GREEK KEY DESIGN ACROSS THEM, WHICH IS SUPER HOT
RIGHT
AND THEY HAVE A GREEK KEY DESIGN ACROSS THEM, WHICH IS SUPER HOT RIGHT NOW.
I
I CAN
I CAN SELL THESE FOR $200
APIECE
I CAN SELL THESE FOR $200 APIECE AND THE COFFEE TABLE
FOR
APIECE AND THE COFFEE TABLE FOR $400.
YOU
FOR $400. YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE TO BUY
FURNITURE
YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE TO BUY FURNITURE TO RESTOCK THE SHOP,
AND
AND NOT
AND NOT ONLY DID I GET
FURNITURE,
AND NOT ONLY DID I GET FURNITURE, BUT I GOT ACCESSORIES
TOO
AND NOT ONLY DID I GET FURNITURE, BUT I GOT ACCESSORIES TOO FOR THE SHELVES.
SO
FURNITURE, BUT I GOT ACCESSORIES TOO FOR THE SHELVES. SO I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
OKAY,
TOO FOR THE SHELVES. SO I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT IT. OKAY, THIS UNIT WORKED OUT
BETTER
SO I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT IT. OKAY, THIS UNIT WORKED OUT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
BUT
OKAY, THIS UNIT WORKED OUT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK
TO
BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO THE SHOP AND GIVE THESE
CHAIRS
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO THE SHOP AND GIVE THESE CHAIRS SOME STYLE.
>>
TO THE SHOP AND GIVE THESE CHAIRS SOME STYLE. >> HEY, DID YOU CALL THE GUYS?
>>
CHAIRS SOME STYLE. >> HEY, DID YOU CALL THE GUYS? >> YEAH.
THEY'LL
>> HEY, DID YOU CALL THE GUYS? >> YEAH. THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
TIME
>> YEAH. THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. TIME IS MONEY, SO WE GOTTA GET
THIS
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. TIME IS MONEY, SO WE GOTTA GET THIS LOCKER CLEANED OUT IN
A
TIME IS MONEY, SO WE GOTTA GET THIS LOCKER CLEANED OUT IN A HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA PAY OUR
WORKERS
THIS LOCKER CLEANED OUT IN A HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA PAY OUR WORKERS AND MAKE A PROFIT.
COMING
COMING AT
COMING AT ME.
>>
COMING AT ME. >> BUNK BED SET.
IF
>> BUNK BED SET. IF THAT'S ALL THERE, THAT'S
A
IF THAT'S ALL THERE, THAT'S A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS.
>>
A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS. >> [laughs] GOOD LORD.
>>
>> [laughs] GOOD LORD. >> THESE ARE ALL, LIKE, THE
LIMITED
>> THESE ARE ALL, LIKE, THE LIMITED EDITION.
HOW
LIMITED EDITION. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES WE GOT?
>>
HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES WE GOT? >> 20.
>>
>> 20. >> THERE'S PROBABLY $600, $700
WORTH
>> THERE'S PROBABLY $600, $700 WORTH OF SHOES RIGHT THERE.
>>
WORTH OF SHOES RIGHT THERE. >> WHOO.
>>
>> WHOO. >> THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. >> Y'ALL COME OVER HERE AND HELP
BUBBA
>> Y'ALL COME OVER HERE AND HELP BUBBA GET THIS COUCH OUT.
>>
BUBBA GET THIS COUCH OUT. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIGURE OUT
HOW
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THIS COUCH OUT.
IT'S
HOW TO GET THIS COUCH OUT. IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES.
>>
IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES. >> DON'T MESS UP THAT COUCH,
GUYS.
IT'S
GUYS. IT'S COMING OUTTA YOUR PAYCHECK.
>>
IT'S COMING OUTTA YOUR PAYCHECK. >> IT'S A TWO-PIECE SECTIONAL.
>>
>> IT'S A TWO-PIECE SECTIONAL. >> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? >> I'D SAY PROBABLY ABOUT 300.
THIS
>> I'D SAY PROBABLY ABOUT 300. THIS UNIT HAS REALLY PAID OFF.
RICKY
THIS UNIT HAS REALLY PAID OFF. RICKY CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO
FROM
RICKY CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM ME ABOUT HOW TO GAMBLE.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU FOUND ANY MORE?
>>
>> YOU FOUND ANY MORE? >> OH, SH--LOOK!
>>
>> YOU FOUND ANY MORE? >> OH, SH--LOOK! >> HOLY
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, HELL YEAH.
>>
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> THAT'S A BIG-ASS CAR THERE.
>>
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> THAT'S A BIG-ASS CAR THERE. >> DAMN.
[laughing]
>> THAT'S A BIG-ASS CAR THERE. >> DAMN. [laughing] THAT'S A MONSTER.
HELL
>> DAMN. [laughing] THAT'S A MONSTER. HELL YEAH, MAN.
THESE
[laughing] THAT'S A MONSTER. HELL YEAH, MAN. THESE ARE NICE.
>>
HELL YEAH, MAN. THESE ARE NICE. >> THOSE ARE SUPER NICE.
>>
THESE ARE NICE. >> THOSE ARE SUPER NICE. >> WHAT SCALE IS THAT?
>>
>> THOSE ARE SUPER NICE. >> WHAT SCALE IS THAT? >> BIG.
>>
>> WHAT SCALE IS THAT? >> BIG. >> [laughs]
HOLY
>> BIG. >> [laughs] HOLY CRAP.
THESE
>> [laughs] HOLY CRAP. THESE RADIO-CONTROLLED CARS
ARE
HOLY CRAP. THESE RADIO-CONTROLLED CARS ARE THE REAL DEAL.
THAT
THESE RADIO-CONTROLLED CARS ARE THE REAL DEAL. THAT THING'S GOT A CARBURETOR
ON
ARE THE REAL DEAL. THAT THING'S GOT A CARBURETOR ON IT.
WE
THAT THING'S GOT A CARBURETOR ON IT. WE BETTER GET THESE CHECKED OUT.
[birds
[birds chirping]
>>
[birds chirping] >> NICK!
I
I NEED
I NEED TO
I NEED TO PUT A PRICE ON WHAT I
THINK
I NEED TO PUT A PRICE ON WHAT I THINK IS TREE CLIMBING GEAR.
A
I NEED TO PUT A PRICE ON WHAT I THINK IS TREE CLIMBING GEAR. A BUDDY OF MINE TOLD ME TO GO
FIND
THINK IS TREE CLIMBING GEAR. A BUDDY OF MINE TOLD ME TO GO FIND THIS TREE EXPERT NAMED
NICK.
NICK!
>>
NICK. NICK! >> HEY, VIC.
OVER
NICK! >> HEY, VIC. OVER HERE.
>>
>> HEY, VIC. OVER HERE. >> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, MAN?
[heroic
OVER HERE. >> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, MAN? [heroic fanfare]
♪
>> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, MAN? [heroic fanfare] ♪ ♪
>>
[heroic fanfare] ♪ ♪ >> [laughs]
WHAT
♪ ♪ >> [laughs] WHAT IS THIS GUY?
SOME
>> [laughs] WHAT IS THIS GUY? SOME KIND OF TREE-CLIMBING
NINJA?
I
SOME KIND OF TREE-CLIMBING NINJA? I GOT SOME CLIMBING GEAR THAT I
WANT
NINJA? I GOT SOME CLIMBING GEAR THAT I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT.
>>
I GOT SOME CLIMBING GEAR THAT I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT. >> OKAY.
>>
WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT. >> OKAY. >> I GOT THESE COVERALLS OR
SOMETHING
>> OKAY. >> I GOT THESE COVERALLS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ARE
ARE THEY
ARE THEY SPECIAL FOR YOUR
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY GO
FOR?
>>
FOR? >> YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET
LIKE
>> YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET LIKE $50.
>>
LIKE $50. >> 50 BUCKS?
THERE'S
THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST $200
WORTH
THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST $200 WORTH OF PANTS HERE.
COME
THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST $200 WORTH OF PANTS HERE. COME ON! IT STOPS A CHAINSAW.
I
WORTH OF PANTS HERE. COME ON! IT STOPS A CHAINSAW. I KNOW THIS IS THE CLIMBING
HARNESS.
[drum
[drum roll]
YEAH?
NO?
WOULDN'T
NO? WOULDN'T IT BE ALMOST THE SAME
THING,
WOULDN'T IT BE ALMOST THE SAME THING, THOUGH?
REALLY?
THING, THOUGH? REALLY? INTERESTING.
WHAT
REALLY? INTERESTING. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE OF
THIS
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE OF THIS WOULD BE?
[drum
THIS WOULD BE? [drum roll]
>>
[drum roll] >> YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, IN THE
BUSINESS,
>> YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, IN THE BUSINESS, THEY DON'T LIKE TO BUY
USED
BUSINESS, THEY DON'T LIKE TO BUY USED STUFF BECAUSE OF SAFETY
ISSUES.
>>
ISSUES. >> NOW, THESE ARE DEFINITELY FOR
THE
>> NOW, THESE ARE DEFINITELY FOR THE TREE BUSINESS.
>>
THE TREE BUSINESS. >> [sighs]
>>
>> [sighs] >> TO A DEGREE?
>>
>> TO A DEGREE? >> YES.
>>
>> AND
>> AND THESE WOULD STAB INTO
THE
>> AND THESE WOULD STAB INTO THE POLE?
>>
>> AND THESE WOULD STAB INTO THE POLE? >> YES.
>>
>> AND
>> AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THE
SPIKES
>> AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THE SPIKES ARE WORTH?
>>
SPIKES ARE WORTH? >> MAYBE...
[drum
>> MAYBE... [drum roll]
ANOTHER
[drum roll] ANOTHER $50?
>>
ANOTHER $50? >> 50 BUCKS?
THAT'S
THAT'S ALL THEY GO FOR?
>>
>> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> OKAY.
IT
>> YES. >> OKAY. IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> OKAY. IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> THANK YOU.
>>
IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> WELL, I MIGHT BE GOING OUT
ON
>> THANK YOU. >> WELL, I MIGHT BE GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE, BUT I JUST GOT
STUMPED.
IT'S
ON A LIMB HERE, BUT I JUST GOT STUMPED. IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE.
GET
STUMPED. IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE. GET IT?
LIMB?
IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE. GET IT? LIMB? STUMP? LEAVE?
I
GET IT? LIMB? STUMP? LEAVE? I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.
HEY,
LIMB? STUMP? LEAVE? I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM. HEY, MAN, KEEP SAVING THOSE
TREES.
>>
[spaghetti Western music]
♪
[spaghetti Western music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD
ON
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD ON THE VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE.
IT
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD ON THE VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE. IT TURNED OUT GREAT.
>>
ON THE VINTAGE SALON FURNITURE. IT TURNED OUT GREAT. >> OH, WOW.
>>
IT TURNED OUT GREAT. >> OH, WOW. >> I'M PRETTY SURE CHAD'S NOT
JUST
>> OH, WOW. >> I'M PRETTY SURE CHAD'S NOT JUST GOING TO LOVE IT.
HE'S
>> I'M PRETTY SURE CHAD'S NOT JUST GOING TO LOVE IT. HE'S GONNA BUY IT.
>>
JUST GOING TO LOVE IT. HE'S GONNA BUY IT. >> WELL, THAT ONE'S A LITTLE,
UH...
A
>> WELL, THAT ONE'S A LITTLE, UH... A MORE UNIQUE PIECE HERE.
LET
UH... A MORE UNIQUE PIECE HERE. LET ME CHECK THE HYDRAULICS OUT
ON
A MORE UNIQUE PIECE HERE. LET ME CHECK THE HYDRAULICS OUT ON THIS.
>>
LET ME CHECK THE HYDRAULICS OUT ON THIS. >> I THINK THE HYDRAULICS ARE
GREAT.
>>
>> I THINK THE HYDRAULICS ARE GREAT. >> HYDRAULICS ARE JUST OKAY ON
THIS.
THIS
>> HYDRAULICS ARE JUST OKAY ON THIS. THIS ONE ONLY GOES UP ABOUT TWO
OR
THIS. THIS ONE ONLY GOES UP ABOUT TWO OR THREE PUMPS, AND A GOOD CHAIR
WITH
THIS ONE ONLY GOES UP ABOUT TWO OR THREE PUMPS, AND A GOOD CHAIR WITH GREAT HYDRAULICS YOU CAN
LOWER
OR THREE PUMPS, AND A GOOD CHAIR WITH GREAT HYDRAULICS YOU CAN LOWER ABOUT 8 TO 12 INCHES.
I
WITH GREAT HYDRAULICS YOU CAN LOWER ABOUT 8 TO 12 INCHES. I WOULDN'T BUY THIS CHAIR FOR
MY
LOWER ABOUT 8 TO 12 INCHES. I WOULDN'T BUY THIS CHAIR FOR MY SALON.
[boing]
>>
MY SALON. [boing] >> [sighs heavily]
I'M
[boing] >> [sighs heavily] I'M HAVING A BAD CHAIR DAY.
SO
>> [sighs heavily] I'M HAVING A BAD CHAIR DAY. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT
THING?
>>
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT THING? >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS,
TO
THING? >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
>>
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. >> IT'S A LAMP!
SLASH-MAGAZINE
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. >> IT'S A LAMP! SLASH-MAGAZINE HOLDER SIDE
TABLE.
>>
SLASH-MAGAZINE HOLDER SIDE TABLE. >> INTERESTING.
WELL,
TABLE. >> INTERESTING. WELL, LET'S TRY IT OUT AND SEE
IF
>> INTERESTING. WELL, LET'S TRY IT OUT AND SEE IF THIS THING WORKS.
[drum
WELL, LET'S TRY IT OUT AND SEE IF THIS THING WORKS. [drum roll]
VOILA.
>>
[drum roll] VOILA. >> TOTALLY WORKS.
>>
VOILA. >> TOTALLY WORKS. >> [laughs] WOW.
>>
>> TOTALLY WORKS. >> [laughs] WOW. >> TOLD YOU.
>>
>> [laughs] WOW. >> TOLD YOU. >> THAT'S A LAMP.
WHEN
>> TOLD YOU. >> THAT'S A LAMP. WHEN YOU CALLED ME ON THE PHONE,
I
>> THAT'S A LAMP. WHEN YOU CALLED ME ON THE PHONE, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE
TALKING
WHEN YOU CALLED ME ON THE PHONE, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
>>
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. >> [chuckles]
>>
TALKING ABOUT. >> [chuckles] >> BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT,
I
>> [chuckles] >> BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT, I CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT
GONNA
>> BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT, I CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK HERE IN MY SALON.
>>
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK HERE IN MY SALON. >> REALLY?
>>
GONNA WORK HERE IN MY SALON. >> REALLY? >> THIS IS THE OTHER PIECE YOU
WERE
>> REALLY? >> THIS IS THE OTHER PIECE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
THIS
>> THIS IS THE OTHER PIECE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS REALLY COOL.
>>
WERE TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS REALLY COOL. >> YOU LIKE THIS ONE?
>>
THIS IS REALLY COOL. >> YOU LIKE THIS ONE? >> I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT.
LET
>> YOU LIKE THIS ONE? >> I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT. LET ME SEE WHAT--
OOF.
>>
LET ME SEE WHAT-- OOF. >> [laughs]
>>
OOF. >> [laughs] >> NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE.
[laughs]
>>
>> NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE. [laughs] >> I DON'T THINK THEY MADE THEM
FOR
[laughs] >> I DON'T THINK THEY MADE THEM FOR COMFORT, RIGHT?
>>
>> I DON'T THINK THEY MADE THEM FOR COMFORT, RIGHT? >> YEAH. YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL
THAT
FOR COMFORT, RIGHT? >> YEAH. YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT THIS IS A DATED PIECE
BY
>> YEAH. YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT THIS IS A DATED PIECE BY HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS.
BELIEVE
THAT THIS IS A DATED PIECE BY HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE ARE
VERY
BY HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE ARE VERY HARD TO FIND.
>>
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE ARE VERY HARD TO FIND. >> REALLY?
>>
>> I
>> I THINK THE VALUE OF THIS
PARTICULAR
>> I THINK THE VALUE OF THIS PARTICULAR CHAIR, IF YOU WERE
TO
PARTICULAR CHAIR, IF YOU WERE TO SELL IT...
[drum
TO SELL IT... [drum roll]
YOU
[drum roll] YOU CAN EASILY GET $500 FOR IT.
[trumpet
YOU CAN EASILY GET $500 FOR IT. [trumpet flourish]
THIS
THIS ONE--I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S
SUPER
THIS ONE--I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S SUPER COOL, AND I COULD PROBABLY
USE
THIS ONE--I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S SUPER COOL, AND I COULD PROBABLY USE IT IN MY SALON.
>>
SUPER COOL, AND I COULD PROBABLY USE IT IN MY SALON. >> SERIOUSLY?
>>
USE IT IN MY SALON. >> SERIOUSLY? >> IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, I'D BE
WILLING
>> SERIOUSLY? >> IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, I'D BE WILLING TO WORK A DEAL WITH YOU,
TRADING
>> IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, I'D BE WILLING TO WORK A DEAL WITH YOU, TRADING HAIR FOR THE CHAIR.
>>
WILLING TO WORK A DEAL WITH YOU, TRADING HAIR FOR THE CHAIR. >> NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN
MIND,
TRADING HAIR FOR THE CHAIR. >> NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT HEY, WHAT WOMAN IN HER
RIGHT
>> NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT HEY, WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD TURN DOWN
A
MIND, BUT HEY, WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD TURN DOWN A $500 MAKEOVER?
IT'S
RIGHT MIND WOULD TURN DOWN A $500 MAKEOVER? IT'S EXPENSIVE TO BE A NATURAL
BLONDE.
ALL
IT'S EXPENSIVE TO BE A NATURAL BLONDE. ALL RIGHT, DEAL.
>>
BLONDE. ALL RIGHT, DEAL. >> ALL RIGHT.
[rock
[rock music]
♪
[rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE SOME
OF
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE SOME OF THOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS
WHEN
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE SOME OF THOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,
BUT
OF THOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, BUT NOTHING LIKE WHAT ME AND
BUBBA
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, BUT NOTHING LIKE WHAT ME AND BUBBA FOUND.
MY
BUT NOTHING LIKE WHAT ME AND BUBBA FOUND. MY GOD.
WE'RE
BUBBA FOUND. MY GOD. WE'RE TAKING THEM TO THE LOCAL
HOBBY
MY GOD. WE'RE TAKING THEM TO THE LOCAL HOBBY SHOP TO FIND OUT JUST
EXACTLY
WE'RE TAKING THEM TO THE LOCAL HOBBY SHOP TO FIND OUT JUST EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
♪
HOBBY SHOP TO FIND OUT JUST EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. ♪ ♪
>>
EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. ♪ ♪ >> FIRST ONE...
A
♪ ♪ >> FIRST ONE... A REAL NICE E-REVO.
>>
>> FIRST ONE... A REAL NICE E-REVO. >> VERY CLEAN CONDITION TOO.
>>
A REAL NICE E-REVO. >> VERY CLEAN CONDITION TOO. >> OH, YEAH, IT LOOKS GREAT.
>>
>> VERY CLEAN CONDITION TOO. >> OH, YEAH, IT LOOKS GREAT. >> IT'S BRAND NEW.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, IT LOOKS GREAT. >> IT'S BRAND NEW. >> THIS ONE HASN'T BEEN RUN
MUCH.
>>
>> THIS ONE HASN'T BEEN RUN MUCH. >> I USED TO HAVE, LIKE, A
SMOKEY
MUCH. >> I USED TO HAVE, LIKE, A SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT ONE WHEN
I
>> I USED TO HAVE, LIKE, A SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT ONE WHEN I WAS A KID, AND YOU'D JUMP
SOMETHING,
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT ONE WHEN I WAS A KID, AND YOU'D JUMP SOMETHING, AND LIKE 48 AA
BATTERIES
I WAS A KID, AND YOU'D JUMP SOMETHING, AND LIKE 48 AA BATTERIES COME FLYING OUT.
>>
SOMETHING, AND LIKE 48 AA BATTERIES COME FLYING OUT. >> YEAH, JUST COME FLYING OUT.
>>
BATTERIES COME FLYING OUT. >> YEAH, JUST COME FLYING OUT. >> NOT ON THESE.
THIS
>> YEAH, JUST COME FLYING OUT. >> NOT ON THESE. THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART.
>>
>> NOT ON THESE. THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART. >> THIS ONE PROBABLY GOES ABOUT
60
THIS CAR IS STATE OF THE ART. >> THIS ONE PROBABLY GOES ABOUT 60 MILES AN HOUR, JUST BECAUSE
IT'S
>> THIS ONE PROBABLY GOES ABOUT 60 MILES AN HOUR, JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOT THE BRUSHLESS MOTOR
AND
60 MILES AN HOUR, JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOT THE BRUSHLESS MOTOR AND SPEED CONTROL IN THERE.
>>
IT'S GOT THE BRUSHLESS MOTOR AND SPEED CONTROL IN THERE. >> THIS THING'S GOT MORE SPEED
THAN
AND SPEED CONTROL IN THERE. >> THIS THING'S GOT MORE SPEED THAN ONE OF THOSE HYBRID
VEHICLES.
LITTLE
THAN ONE OF THOSE HYBRID VEHICLES. LITTLE EXCESSIVE FOR A TOY CAR,
DON'T
VEHICLES. LITTLE EXCESSIVE FOR A TOY CAR, DON'T YOU THINK?
SO
LITTLE EXCESSIVE FOR A TOY CAR, DON'T YOU THINK? SO THAT'S THE SPEEDSTER.
>>
DON'T YOU THINK? SO THAT'S THE SPEEDSTER. >> NOW THE--
>>
SO THAT'S THE SPEEDSTER. >> NOW THE-- >> THIS IS THE MONSTER.
>>
>> NOW THE-- >> THIS IS THE MONSTER. >> NOW WE GOT THE ROCK CRAWLER.
>>
>> THIS IS THE MONSTER. >> NOW WE GOT THE ROCK CRAWLER. >> THIS IS A ROCK CRAWLER.
THIS
>> NOW WE GOT THE ROCK CRAWLER. >> THIS IS A ROCK CRAWLER. THIS IS MADE FOR GOING SLOW,
JUST
>> THIS IS A ROCK CRAWLER. THIS IS MADE FOR GOING SLOW, JUST LIKE YOU SEE THE GUYS IN
THE
THIS IS MADE FOR GOING SLOW, JUST LIKE YOU SEE THE GUYS IN THE FANCY JEEPS WITH THE BIG,
GIANT
JUST LIKE YOU SEE THE GUYS IN THE FANCY JEEPS WITH THE BIG, GIANT SUSPENSION RIM.
>>
THE FANCY JEEPS WITH THE BIG, GIANT SUSPENSION RIM. >> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY.
>>
GIANT SUSPENSION RIM. >> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. >> IF YOU CAN GRAB HOLD OF IT,
THIS
>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. >> IF YOU CAN GRAB HOLD OF IT, THIS CAR WILL CLIMB IT.
>>
>> IF YOU CAN GRAB HOLD OF IT, THIS CAR WILL CLIMB IT. >> EASY.
>>
>> SO
>> SO WHAT ARE THEY WORTH?
[drum
>> SO WHAT ARE THEY WORTH? [drum roll]
>>
[drum roll] >> PROBABLY ABOUT 400 APIECE.
[trumpet
>> PROBABLY ABOUT 400 APIECE. [trumpet flourish]
>>
[trumpet flourish] >> THAT AIN'T BAD.
>>
>> THAT AIN'T BAD. >> $800? AWESOME.
NOW
NOW CAN
NOW CAN I
NOW CAN I FINALLY GET IT ON
THE
NOW CAN I FINALLY GET IT ON THE TRACK?
WE
NOW CAN I FINALLY GET IT ON THE TRACK? WE GO UP HERE?
>>
THE TRACK? WE GO UP HERE? >> YEAH.
>>
WE GO UP HERE? >> YEAH. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD
IDEA
>> YEAH. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR BUBBA TO TRY THESE CARS
OUT.
BUBBA'S
IDEA FOR BUBBA TO TRY THESE CARS OUT. BUBBA'S NOT EVEN A GOOD DRIVER
IN
OUT. BUBBA'S NOT EVEN A GOOD DRIVER IN THE REAL WORLD.
>>
BUBBA'S NOT EVEN A GOOD DRIVER IN THE REAL WORLD. >> HEY, DO YOU WANNA RACE?
>>
IN THE REAL WORLD. >> HEY, DO YOU WANNA RACE? >> YOU WANNA RACE ME?
>>
>> HEY, DO YOU WANNA RACE? >> YOU WANNA RACE ME? >> SURE.
>>
>> YOU WANNA RACE ME? >> SURE. >> OH, MAN.
RACE
>> SURE. >> OH, MAN. RACE YOU FOR A COKE?
>>
>> OH, MAN. RACE YOU FOR A COKE? >> OKAY.
>>
RACE YOU FOR A COKE? >> OKAY. >> WE'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
I'M
>> OKAY. >> WE'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. I'M GONNA SCHOOL THIS LITTLE KID
RIGHT
>> WE'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. I'M GONNA SCHOOL THIS LITTLE KID RIGHT HERE.
>>
I'M GONNA SCHOOL THIS LITTLE KID RIGHT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I MAY NOT BE A PRO AT THIS,
BUT
>> ALL RIGHT. >> I MAY NOT BE A PRO AT THIS, BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED
BY
>> I MAY NOT BE A PRO AT THIS, BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED BY A LITTLE KID.
LITTLE
BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED BY A LITTLE KID. LITTLE PUNK.
WHAT?
>>
LITTLE PUNK. WHAT? >> ALL RIGHT, ON THREE.
ONE,
WHAT? >> ALL RIGHT, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
[energetic
>> ALL RIGHT, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. [energetic rock music]
♪
ONE, TWO, THREE. [energetic rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
[energetic rock music] ♪ ♪ >> OH!
WE'RE
♪ ♪ >> OH! WE'RE GOING--
>>
>> OH! WE'RE GOING-- >> [laughing] OH, WHAT THE HELL
IS
WE'RE GOING-- >> [laughing] OH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>>
>> [laughing] OH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? >> WELL, I'M UPSIDE DOWN,
SO
IS THAT? >> WELL, I'M UPSIDE DOWN, SO I THINK YOU WIN, MAN.
>>
>> WELL, I'M UPSIDE DOWN, SO I THINK YOU WIN, MAN. >> NOW YOU GUYS OWE ME A COKE.
MOST
SO I THINK YOU WIN, MAN. >> NOW YOU GUYS OWE ME A COKE. MOST OF THE BEGINNERS CAN'T EVEN
MAKE
>> NOW YOU GUYS OWE ME A COKE. MOST OF THE BEGINNERS CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST CORNER.
>>
MOST OF THE BEGINNERS CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST CORNER. >> GREAT.
I
MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST CORNER. >> GREAT. I LOSE, AND THIS LITTLE KID'S
TALKING
>> GREAT. I LOSE, AND THIS LITTLE KID'S TALKING SMACK?
[sighs]
TIME
TALKING SMACK? [sighs] TIME TO GET BACK TO THE
WAREHOUSE.
>>
TIME TO GET BACK TO THE WAREHOUSE. >> HEY, YOU GUYS STILL OWE ME
A
WAREHOUSE. >> HEY, YOU GUYS STILL OWE ME A SODA.
>>
>> HEY, YOU GUYS STILL OWE ME A SODA. >> OWE YOU--
HEY,
A SODA. >> OWE YOU-- HEY, DUDE, GIMME THAT.
HERE
>> OWE YOU-- HEY, DUDE, GIMME THAT. HERE YOU GO.
>>
HEY, DUDE, GIMME THAT. HERE YOU GO. >> THANK YOU.
>>
HERE YOU GO. >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN?
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN? >> HAVE A NICE DAY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN? >> HAVE A NICE DAY. >> CATCH YOU LATER.
>>
>> HAVE A NICE DAY. >> CATCH YOU LATER. >> SEE YA.
>>
>> CATCH YOU LATER. >> SEE YA. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> SEE YA. >> [chuckles] >> narrator: THE TROPHY IN
ARLINGTON
>> [chuckles] >> narrator: THE TROPHY IN ARLINGTON GOES TO RICKY AND
BUBBA,
>> narrator: THE TROPHY IN ARLINGTON GOES TO RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS
JUMPED
ARLINGTON GOES TO RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS JUMPED AND BUMPED THEM TO
A
BUBBA, WHOSE REMOTE CONTROL CARS JUMPED AND BUMPED THEM TO A PROFIT OF $1,550.
JENNY
JUMPED AND BUMPED THEM TO A PROFIT OF $1,550. JENNY GRUMBLES MADE OVER SOME
SALON
A PROFIT OF $1,550. JENNY GRUMBLES MADE OVER SOME SALON CHAIRS AND CUT A $500
PROFIT.
VICTOR
SALON CHAIRS AND CUT A $500 PROFIT. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY WENT
TO
PROFIT. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY WENT TO SEED WHEN HIS UTILITY
WORKER'S
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY WENT TO SEED WHEN HIS UTILITY WORKER'S GEAR LOGGED HIM ONLY
250
TO SEED WHEN HIS UTILITY WORKER'S GEAR LOGGED HIM ONLY 250 BUCKS, WHILE MARY AND MOE
LEFT
WORKER'S GEAR LOGGED HIM ONLY 250 BUCKS, WHILE MARY AND MOE LEFT WITH NOTHING...
BUT
250 BUCKS, WHILE MARY AND MOE LEFT WITH NOTHING... BUT ONE LESS WHEEL.
>>
>> HERE,
>> HERE, PUT THIS YELLOW HAT
ON,
>> HERE, PUT THIS YELLOW HAT ON, AND PUT THOSE GLASSES
ON.
THAT'S
ON. THAT'S THE SHIZZLE.
>>
THAT'S THE SHIZZLE. >> I AIN'T WEARING IT LIKE THAT.
>>
>> I AIN'T WEARING IT LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, JUST PUT YOUR GLASSES
ON.
>>
ON. >> WEAR IT LIKE THAT.
>>
>> WEAR IT LIKE THAT. >> I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE
CLUB
>> I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE CLUB TONIGHT.
AW!
NOW
AW! NOW GO LIKE THIS.
"WHAT,
NOW GO LIKE THIS. "WHAT, WHAT!"
>>
"WHAT, WHAT!" >> HOW DO I LIKE?
>>
>> HOW DO I LIKE? >> YOU LOOK LIKE THAT NORTH
KOREAN
>> YOU LOOK LIKE THAT NORTH KOREAN LEADER.
WHO'S
KOREAN LEADER. WHO'S THAT NORTH KOREAN LEADER?
>>
WHO'S THAT NORTH KOREAN LEADER? >> KIM JONG-IL.
>>
>> KIM JONG-IL. >> YOU LOOK LIKE KIM JONG-IL'S
STEPBROTHER.
>>
STEPBROTHER. >> OKAY.
>>