>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP
FOR
>> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050! >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> TELECOMMUNICATOR GADGET.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> TELECOMMUNICATOR GADGET. >> TOTALLY GOING FOR THIS ONE.
700.
>>
>> TOTALLY GOING FOR THIS ONE. 700. >> 700!
GONNA
700. >> 700! GONNA GIVE 725?
>>
>> 700! GONNA GIVE 725? >> SHE'S GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE.
WHAT,
GONNA GIVE 725? >> SHE'S GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE. WHAT, AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
SCARED?
>>
WHAT, AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED? >> OHH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
>>
SCARED? >> OHH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE HELL
THIS
>> OHH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE HELL THIS IS.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE HELL THIS IS. >> YOU CAN MAKE ABSOLUTELY
ANYTHING
THIS IS. >> YOU CAN MAKE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FLY.
WATCH
>> YOU CAN MAKE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FLY. WATCH VERY CAREFULLY.
>>
ANYTHING FLY. WATCH VERY CAREFULLY. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>
WATCH VERY CAREFULLY. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHOA.
>>
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHOA. >> YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT
COLOR.
>>
>> YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT COLOR. >> I NEED A NEW HOOPTY RIDE.
MY
COLOR. >> I NEED A NEW HOOPTY RIDE. MY POP'S GONNA GET THIS CAR
UP
>> I NEED A NEW HOOPTY RIDE. MY POP'S GONNA GET THIS CAR UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.
OH,
MY POP'S GONNA GET THIS CAR UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME. OH, MY GOD.
MOE!
[upbeat
OH, MY GOD. MOE! [upbeat country music]
♪
MOE! [upbeat country music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA GET. >> THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
>> THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> all:
>> all: OH!
>>
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
TODAY WE'RE IN OAK CLIFF,
TEXAS.
OAK
TODAY WE'RE IN OAK CLIFF, TEXAS. OAK CLIFF IS MADE UP OF
ONE-OF-A-KIND
TEXAS. OAK CLIFF IS MADE UP OF ONE-OF-A-KIND NEIGHBORHOODS.
FROM
OAK CLIFF IS MADE UP OF ONE-OF-A-KIND NEIGHBORHOODS. FROM THE TRENDY BISHOP ARTS
DISTRICT
ONE-OF-A-KIND NEIGHBORHOODS. FROM THE TRENDY BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT TO HISTORICAL WINNETKA
HEIGHTS.
YOU
DISTRICT TO HISTORICAL WINNETKA HEIGHTS. YOU COULD SAY THERE'S SOMETHING
HERE
HEIGHTS. YOU COULD SAY THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYBODY.
I
YOU COULD SAY THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYBODY. I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT ALL
THEY
HERE FOR EVERYBODY. I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT ALL THEY ARE, BUT LET'S GO TO
THE
I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT ALL THEY ARE, BUT LET'S GO TO THE ACTION.
>>
THEY ARE, BUT LET'S GO TO THE ACTION. >> THIS PARTICULAR AUCTION DRAWS
A
THE ACTION. >> THIS PARTICULAR AUCTION DRAWS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
BIG
>> THIS PARTICULAR AUCTION DRAWS A LOT OF PEOPLE. BIG CROWDS TEND TO FIGHT OVER
UNITS
A LOT OF PEOPLE. BIG CROWDS TEND TO FIGHT OVER UNITS WITH FLASHY ITEMS.
SO
BIG CROWDS TEND TO FIGHT OVER UNITS WITH FLASHY ITEMS. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR
A
UNITS WITH FLASHY ITEMS. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR A LOCKER THAT'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK
AT
SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR A LOCKER THAT'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT HAS VALUE.
I'M
I'M LOOKING FOR THE BUTTERFACE
LOCKER.
YOU
LOCKER. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING'S GREAT
BUT
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING'S GREAT BUT HER FACE.
>>
BUT HER FACE. >> SUPPOSETO BE A LOT OF
UNITS
>> SUPPOSETO BE A LOT OF UNITS HERE TODAY, WHICH IS GOOD
'CAUSE
UNITS HERE TODAY, WHICH IS GOOD 'CAUSE I NEED VOLUME.
I
'CAUSE I NEED VOLUME. I NEED EVERYTHING FROM
KNICK-KNACKS
I NEED EVERYTHING FROM KNICK-KNACKS TO DRESSERS
TO
KNICK-KNACKS TO DRESSERS TO BOOKSHELVES.
I
TO BOOKSHELVES. I NEED EVERYTHING.
>>
I NEED EVERYTHING. >> WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE BISHOP
ARTS
>> WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT, SO MAYBE WE
SHOULD
ARTS DISTRICT, SO MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK FOR SOME ART.
>>
SHOULD LOOK FOR SOME ART. >> YEAH, AND YOU MORE HIGH-END,
ME
>> YEAH, AND YOU MORE HIGH-END, ME MORE, LIKE, COOL.
THE
ME MORE, LIKE, COOL. THE BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT IS,
LIKE,
THE BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT IS, LIKE, THE HIPPEST, TRENDIEST,
ARTSIEST
LIKE, THE HIPPEST, TRENDIEST, ARTSIEST IN ALL OF DALLAS.
BISHOP
ARTSIEST IN ALL OF DALLAS. BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT,
HERE
BISHOP ARTS DISTRICT, HERE WE COME.
>>
HERE WE COME. >> I'M SEEING LOTS OF NEWBIES.
THEY'RE
>> I'M SEEING LOTS OF NEWBIES. THEY'RE GONNA BLOW THEIR WAD
QUICK.
>>
QUICK. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> ROOKIES ALWAYS OVERPAY,
AND
>> ROOKIES ALWAYS OVERPAY, AND THEY'RE OUT EARLY.
SO
AND THEY'RE OUT EARLY. SO TO GET THE BEST DEALS,
WE
SO TO GET THE BEST DEALS, WE JUST GOTTA WAIT 'EM OUT.
WE
WE GOT
WE GOT STAMINA, SO I'M GOOD.
>>
WE GOT STAMINA, SO I'M GOOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE
SAYS.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE SAYS. >> YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU GOT
STAMINA?
ALL
>> YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU GOT STAMINA? ALL RIGHT.
>>
STAMINA? ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
THERE'LL
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> WOW.
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> WOW. >> HERE YOU GO.
>>
>> WOW. >> HERE YOU GO. >> THERE'S AN OLD TRUNK,
VINTAGE
>> HERE YOU GO. >> THERE'S AN OLD TRUNK, VINTAGE CUTE LITTLE TEA CART.
I'M
>> THERE'S AN OLD TRUNK, VINTAGE CUTE LITTLE TEA CART. I'M TOTALLY GOING FOR THIS ONE.
>>
VINTAGE CUTE LITTLE TEA CART. I'M TOTALLY GOING FOR THIS ONE. >> WE DEFINITELY HAVE A RADIO
HERE
I'M TOTALLY GOING FOR THIS ONE. >> WE DEFINITELY HAVE A RADIO HERE FROM THE 1920s.
THIS
>> WE DEFINITELY HAVE A RADIO HERE FROM THE 1920s. THIS IS THE KIND OF ITEM THAT
INFLATES
HERE FROM THE 1920s. THIS IS THE KIND OF ITEM THAT INFLATES THE PRICE OF A LOCKER.
I'M
THIS IS THE KIND OF ITEM THAT INFLATES THE PRICE OF A LOCKER. I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY
BUTTERFACE.
>>
I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY BUTTERFACE. >> OH, THERE'S VENUS DE
SHOW-YOUR-BOOBY.
>>
>> OH, THERE'S VENUS DE SHOW-YOUR-BOOBY. >> NICE MIRROR.
>>
SHOW-YOUR-BOOBY. >> NICE MIRROR. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> NICE MIRROR. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S THE KIND OF STUFF
NEWBIES
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S THE KIND OF STUFF NEWBIES JUMP ON.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT
THIS
>> YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT THIS LOCKER, BUT I'LL BE MORE
THAN
THIS LOCKER, BUT I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP SOMEBODY
SPEND
THAN HAPPY TO HELP SOMEBODY SPEND THEIR MONEY.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF
INTERESTING
>> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF INTERESTING STUFF IN HERE.
>>
>> OH, THERE'S A LOT OF INTERESTING STUFF IN HERE. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT YOU
LIKE?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT YOU LIKE? >> THIS MACHINE, IT LOOKS LIKE,
YOU
LIKE? >> THIS MACHINE, IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE '50s,
THE
>> THIS MACHINE, IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE '50s, THE SECRETARY LADIES WHEN THEY
ANSWERED
YOU KNOW, IN THE '50s, THE SECRETARY LADIES WHEN THEY ANSWERED THE PHONE LIKE,
"HELLO,
THE SECRETARY LADIES WHEN THEY ANSWERED THE PHONE LIKE, "HELLO, WELCOME TO SO-AND-SO.
HELLO."
TELECOMMUNICATOR
"HELLO, WELCOME TO SO-AND-SO. HELLO." TELECOMMUNICATOR GADGET.
>>
HELLO." TELECOMMUNICATOR GADGET. >> OH, OKAY.
>>
TELECOMMUNICATOR GADGET. >> OH, OKAY. >> THAT'S VERY COOL, MOE.
HELLO,
>> OH, OKAY. >> THAT'S VERY COOL, MOE. HELLO, OPERATOR, PLEASE CONNECT
ME
>> THAT'S VERY COOL, MOE. HELLO, OPERATOR, PLEASE CONNECT ME TO THIS LOCKER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
$50,
GENTLEMEN. $50, 50.
NOW
$50, 50. NOW 75.
100
NOW 75. 100 TO BIG BOY.
125
100 TO BIG BOY. 125 THERE.
150,
125 THERE. 150, I GOT 150 THERE.
NOW
150, I GOT 150 THERE. NOW 175.
NOW
NOW 175. NOW 200.
225.
250.
NOW
250. NOW 275.
CAN
NOW 275. CAN I GET 275?
275
CAN I GET 275? 275 IN THE BACK.
NOW
275 IN THE BACK. NOW 300.
I
NOW 300. I HAVE 325.
I
I HAVE 325. I HAVE 400 BACK THERE.
>>
I HAVE 400 BACK THERE. >> 425.
>>
>> 425. >> 425.
500.
NOW
500. NOW 525.
550?
NOW 525. 550? 550.
NOW
550? 550. NOW 575.
575.
NOW
575. NOW 600.
600,
NOW 600. 600, 600, 600.
>>
600, 600, 600. >> OH, MY GOSH.
DOES
>> OH, MY GOSH. DOES EVERYBODY WANT THIS LOCKER?
>>
DOES EVERYBODY WANT THIS LOCKER? >> 625.
NOW
>> 625. NOW 650.
NOW
NOW 650. NOW 675.
675.
>>
675. >> OOH, JENNY'S GIVING ME
THE
>> OOH, JENNY'S GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE.
WHAT,
THE EVIL EYE. WHAT, AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
SCARED?
>>
SCARED? >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> 700.
GONNA
>> 700. GONNA BID 725.
750.
>>
750. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 775.
GONNA
>> NOW 775. GONNA GIVE 775?
NOW
GONNA GIVE 775? NOW 800.
GONNA
NOW 800. GONNA DO 800 NOW.
800
GONNA DO 800 NOW. 800 NOW.
825
800 NOW. 825 TO YOU.
NOW
825 TO YOU. NOW 850.
GONNA
NOW 850. GONNA GIVE 850.
850
GONNA GIVE 850. 850 ONCE, 850 TWICE,
AND
850 ONCE, 850 TWICE, AND SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $825.
$825.
>>
$825. >> THE COMPETITION WAS FIERCE.
I
I PAID
I PAID A
I PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN
I
I PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN I WANTED, BUT I THINK I CAN
AT
I PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN I WANTED, BUT I THINK I CAN AT LEAST DOUBLE MY
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, DEFINITELY DOLLAR STORE.
>>
>> OH, DEFINITELY DOLLAR STORE. >> SOMEBODY WENT OUT OF
BUSINESS.
THERE'S
>> SOMEBODY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. THERE'S A LOT OF VALUE HERE,
BUT
BUSINESS. THERE'S A LOT OF VALUE HERE, BUT IT'S ALL DOLLAR STORE ITEMS.
HOW
THERE'S A LOT OF VALUE HERE, BUT IT'S ALL DOLLAR STORE ITEMS. HOW MANY SHOELACES AND BALLOONS
CAN
BUT IT'S ALL DOLLAR STORE ITEMS. HOW MANY SHOELACES AND BALLOONS CAN YOU SELL?
>>
HOW MANY SHOELACES AND BALLOONS CAN YOU SELL? >> I DO NOT SHOP AT THE DOLLAR
STORE,
CAN YOU SELL? >> I DO NOT SHOP AT THE DOLLAR STORE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO
ASSOCIATE
>> I DO NOT SHOP AT THE DOLLAR STORE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO ASSOCIATE MY STORE WITH CHEAP
ITEMS,
STORE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO ASSOCIATE MY STORE WITH CHEAP ITEMS, BUT I AM INTERESTED
IN
ASSOCIATE MY STORE WITH CHEAP ITEMS, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THE STORE FIXTURES IN HERE,
SO
ITEMS, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THE STORE FIXTURES IN HERE, SO LET'S SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR.
WELL,
IN THE STORE FIXTURES IN HERE, SO LET'S SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. WELL, WELL, WELL, THIS COULD BE
MY
SO LET'S SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. WELL, WELL, WELL, THIS COULD BE MY LITTLE BUTTERFACE UNIT.
>>
WELL, WELL, WELL, THIS COULD BE MY LITTLE BUTTERFACE UNIT. >> YOU'VE GOT TONS OF DOLLAR
CURLERS.
YOU'RE
>> YOU'VE GOT TONS OF DOLLAR CURLERS. YOU'RE GOT DOLLAR LINT ROLLERS.
I
CURLERS. YOU'RE GOT DOLLAR LINT ROLLERS. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DOLLAR
STORE.
I
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DOLLAR STORE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BUY
A
STORE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BUY A DOLLAR STORE UNIT.
>>
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BUY A DOLLAR STORE UNIT. >> WANNA START OUR OWN MALL?
>>
A DOLLAR STORE UNIT. >> WANNA START OUR OWN MALL? >> WELL, THERE'S LOT OF
MATERIALS
>> WANNA START OUR OWN MALL? >> WELL, THERE'S LOT OF MATERIALS IN HERE THAT I COULD
WORK
>> WELL, THERE'S LOT OF MATERIALS IN HERE THAT I COULD WORK WITH.
>>
MATERIALS IN HERE THAT I COULD WORK WITH. >> UNBELIEVABLE.
LET
WORK WITH. >> UNBELIEVABLE. LET ME SEE WHAT'S OVER HERE.
>>
>> UNBELIEVABLE. LET ME SEE WHAT'S OVER HERE. >> I KNOW WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART,
BUT
LET ME SEE WHAT'S OVER HERE. >> I KNOW WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART, BUT WITH ALL THOSE RAW MATERIALS
I
>> I KNOW WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART, BUT WITH ALL THOSE RAW MATERIALS I COULD MAKE MY OWN ART.
>>
>> I
>> I WANNA GET NOW 500.
500
>> I WANNA GET NOW 500. 500 THERE.
NOW
500 THERE. NOW 600.
GO
NOW 600. GO TO 600 NOW.
700.
>>
700. >> RIGHT HERE.
800
>> RIGHT HERE. 800 THERE.
>>
800 THERE. >> NOW 900, GONNA BID 900.
NOW
>> NOW 900, GONNA BID 900. NOW 1,000.
1,000.
NOW
1,000. NOW 1,100.
1,100,
NOW 1,100. 1,100, 1,100, 1,100.
1,200.
NOW
1,200. NOW 1,300, 1,300.
NOW
NOW 1,300, 1,300. NOW 1,400.
1,400.
NOW
1,400. NOW 1,500, 1,500.
HOW
NOW 1,500, 1,500. HOW ABOUT 1,450?
WOULD
HOW ABOUT 1,450? WOULD THAT HELP YOU OUT ANY?
1,450
WOULD THAT HELP YOU OUT ANY? 1,450 THERE.
1,500.
GONNA
1,500. GONNA GET 1,500.
NOW
GONNA GET 1,500. NOW 1,550.
GONNA
NOW 1,550. GONNA GET 1,550 ANYWHERE?
1,550
GONNA GET 1,550 ANYWHERE? 1,550 ONCE, TWICE.
I
1,550 ONCE, TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
1,500.
>>
1,500. >> I GOT MY BUTTERFACE UNIT.
SHE'S
SHE'S NOT
SHE'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT,
BUT
SHE'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, BUT I GOT A FEELING SHE'S GONNA
PUT
SHE'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, BUT I GOT A FEELING SHE'S GONNA PUT OUT.
>>
BUT I GOT A FEELING SHE'S GONNA PUT OUT. >> all: OH.
>>
PUT OUT. >> all: OH. >> I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK
AT
>> all: OH. >> I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS.
THIS
>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS. THIS SHELL IS SCRAP.
I
AT THIS. THIS SHELL IS SCRAP. I DON'T BUY VEHICLES FOR SCRAP.
>>
THIS SHELL IS SCRAP. I DON'T BUY VEHICLES FOR SCRAP. >> I BET EVERY INSIDE PIECE
IS
I DON'T BUY VEHICLES FOR SCRAP. >> I BET EVERY INSIDE PIECE IS STRIPPED OUT OF THERE.
>>
>> I BET EVERY INSIDE PIECE IS STRIPPED OUT OF THERE. >> THERE AIN'T NO DASH PIECES.
>>
IS STRIPPED OUT OF THERE. >> THERE AIN'T NO DASH PIECES. >> THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT
IN
>> THERE AIN'T NO DASH PIECES. >> THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT IN THERE.
>>
>> THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT IN THERE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO GET NO
CLOSER
IN THERE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO GET NO CLOSER TO KNOW THAT THIS HUNK
OF
>> WE DON'T HAVE TO GET NO CLOSER TO KNOW THAT THIS HUNK OF JUNK, IT AIN'T FOR US.
>>
CLOSER TO KNOW THAT THIS HUNK OF JUNK, IT AIN'T FOR US. >> MY FIRST CAR IN A STORAGE
UNIT
OF JUNK, IT AIN'T FOR US. >> MY FIRST CAR IN A STORAGE UNIT THAT I'VE SEEN.
I
>> MY FIRST CAR IN A STORAGE UNIT THAT I'VE SEEN. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
CARS.
I
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS. I BARELY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, IT'S NOT THE ART WE'RE
LOOKING
>> HEY, IT'S NOT THE ART WE'RE LOOKING FOR, BUT I NEED A NEW
HOOPTY
>> HEY, IT'S NOT THE ART WE'RE LOOKING FOR, BUT I NEED A NEW HOOPTY RIDE.
>>
LOOKING FOR, BUT I NEED A NEW HOOPTY RIDE. >> I LIKE THE COLOR.
YOU'D
HOOPTY RIDE. >> I LIKE THE COLOR. YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT COLOR.
I
>> I LIKE THE COLOR. YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT COLOR. I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY CARE
AS
YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT COLOR. I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY CARE AS LONG AS IT RUNS.
[chuckles]
I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY CARE AS LONG AS IT RUNS. [chuckles] AS LONG AS IT RUNS
AND
AS LONG AS IT RUNS. [chuckles] AS LONG AS IT RUNS AND IT HAS AIR CONDITIONING...
>>
[chuckles] AS LONG AS IT RUNS AND IT HAS AIR CONDITIONING... >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
>>
AND IT HAS AIR CONDITIONING... >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT. >> I DON'T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.
>>
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >> THIS HAS NONE OF THAT THOUGH,
MARY.
[both
>> THIS HAS NONE OF THAT THOUGH, MARY. [both laugh]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
I
GENTLEMEN. I HAVE 50.
NOW
I HAVE 50. NOW 100.
WITH
NOW 100. WITH 100, NOW 100.
150.
CAN
150. CAN I GET 150?
>>
CAN I GET 150? >> 125.
>>
>> 125. >> 125, MORE THAN I HAD.
NOW
>> 125, MORE THAN I HAD. NOW 150.
COULD
NOW 150. COULD I GET 150 ONCE.
150
COULD I GET 150 ONCE. 150 TWICE.
>>
150 TWICE. >> WAIT, 175.
[record
>> WAIT, 175. [record scratch]
>>
[record scratch] >> WE'RE ALREADY ON IT.
>>
>> WE'RE ALREADY ON IT. >> OH, WE'RE ON IT?
HE
>> OH, WE'RE ON IT? HE DIDN'T BID?
OOPS.
JUST
OOPS. JUST MAKING SURE.
>>
JUST MAKING SURE. >> I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 175,
BUT
>> I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 175, BUT I'M GONNA SELL IT TO YOU
FOR
BUT I'M GONNA SELL IT TO YOU FOR 125, WHICH WAS YOUR HIGH
BID,
FOR 125, WHICH WAS YOUR HIGH BID, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK
BID, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 125.
>>
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 125. >> YES!
MY
>> YES! MY POP'S GONNA GET THIS CAR
UP
MY POP'S GONNA GET THIS CAR UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.
I'M
I'M SO
I'M SO EXCITED.
I'VE
I'M SO EXCITED. I'VE GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT
RIGHT
I'M SO EXCITED. I'VE GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW.
WELL,
I'VE GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW. WELL, THIS IS GOOD,
DUAL
RIGHT NOW. WELL, THIS IS GOOD, DUAL EXHAUST.
THIS
WELL, THIS IS GOOD, DUAL EXHAUST. THIS IS A GOOD START, MOE.
>>
DUAL EXHAUST. THIS IS A GOOD START, MOE. >> YEAH.
>>
THIS IS A GOOD START, MOE. >> YEAH. >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING,
MOE?
THERE'S
>> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING, MOE? THERE'S NO STEERING WHEEL.
THERE'S
MOE? THERE'S NO STEERING WHEEL. THERE'S NO FREAKING VENTS.
THEY
THERE'S NO STEERING WHEEL. THERE'S NO FREAKING VENTS. THEY EVEN TOOK THE VENTS OUT,
MOE.
>>
THEY EVEN TOOK THE VENTS OUT, MOE. >> WELL--
>>
MOE. >> WELL-- >> EVERYTHING IS MISSING, MOE.
>>
>> WELL-- >> EVERYTHING IS MISSING, MOE. >> HEY, MARY, I CAN GET YOU
A
G
G IS
G IS MISSING, MOE.
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD, MOE!
>>
OH, MY GOD, MOE! >> WHAT?
THERE'S
>> WHAT? THERE'S NO ENGINE.
>>
THERE'S NO ENGINE. >> THERE ISN'T EVEN A HOOD.
>>
>> THERE ISN'T EVEN A HOOD. >> I'VE NEVER SEEN A CAR LIKE
THIS.
>>
THIS. >> WHAT CAR?
THIS
>> WHAT CAR? THIS ISN'T A CAR.
>>
THIS ISN'T A CAR. >> WE'LL JUST TOW IT OUT OF
HERE,
>> WE'LL JUST TOW IT OUT OF HERE, AND WE'RE GONNA SCRAP IT.
THIS
HERE, AND WE'RE GONNA SCRAP IT. THIS UNIT WAS A BUST.
SO
THIS UNIT WAS A BUST. SO WE JUST HAVE TO SHAKE IT OFF
AND
SO WE JUST HAVE TO SHAKE IT OFF AND TRY AND GET ANOTHER LOCKER.
>>
>> EVERYBODY'S DROPPING LIKE
FLIES.
>>
>> EVERYBODY'S DROPPING LIKE FLIES. >> YEAH.
>>
FLIES. >> YEAH. >> YEAH, I CAN SEE THEIR MONEY
GETTING
>> YEAH. >> YEAH, I CAN SEE THEIR MONEY GETTING THIN.
>>
>> THERE'S A DRESSER.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S A DRESSER. THERE'S A LEATHER HEADBOARD.
THIS
>> THERE'S A DRESSER. THERE'S A LEATHER HEADBOARD. THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF VOLUME
I'M
THERE'S A LEATHER HEADBOARD. THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF VOLUME I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF VOLUME I'M LOOKING FOR. >> AH, THE SMELL OF PRESSED
WOOD.
I
>> AH, THE SMELL OF PRESSED WOOD. I AM NO INTERESTED IN THIS
LOCKER.
>>
I AM NO INTERESTED IN THIS LOCKER. >> BUNCH OF CHEAP CHAIRS.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS A RICKY AND BUBBA
UNIT.
>>
UNIT. >> I'VE BEEN LAYING LOW LIKE
A
>> I'VE BEEN LAYING LOW LIKE A RATTLER IN THE SHADE,
READY
A RATTLER IN THE SHADE, READY TO STRIKE.
IT'S
READY TO STRIKE. IT'S BUYING TIME.
>>
IT'S BUYING TIME. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LITTLE INSIDE
LOCKER
GENTLEMEN, THE LITTLE INSIDE LOCKER THERE.
WHAT
LOCKER THERE. WHAT AM I GONNA GET NOW?
>>
WHAT AM I GONNA GET NOW? >> 375.
>>
>> 375. >> I HAVE 375.
NOW
>> I HAVE 375. NOW 400.
GONNA
NOW 400. GONNA GIVE 400 ONCE.
400
GONNA GIVE 400 ONCE. 400 TWICE.
I
400 TWICE. I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT RIGHT
HERE,
I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $375.
>>
HERE, $375. >> I LIKE THAT FURNITURE.
>>
>> I LIKE THAT FURNITURE. >> SELLING MY LITTLE TWO-DOOR.
>>
>> SELLING MY LITTLE TWO-DOOR. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $525.
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $525. >> HEY, MONEY BAGS, SAVE SOME
FOR
>> HEY, MONEY BAGS, SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US.
>>
FOR THE REST OF US. >> THAT ELECTRIC STOVE, WE CAN
SELL
>> THAT ELECTRIC STOVE, WE CAN SELL THE [bleep] OUT OF IT.
>>
SELL THE [bleep] OUT OF IT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $475,
LADIES
>> SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $475, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[cash
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [cash register ringing]
>>
[cash register ringing] >> THE PLAN WORKED, JUST LIKE
IT
>> THE PLAN WORKED, JUST LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES.
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO TODAY'S
AUCTION.
UNTIL
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, IT'S HAMMER
DOWN.
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, IT'S HAMMER DOWN. >> SHEESH, SO MUCH FOR GETTING
ANOTHER
DOWN. >> SHEESH, SO MUCH FOR GETTING ANOTHER LOCKER.
>>
>> SHEESH, SO MUCH FOR GETTING ANOTHER LOCKER. >> I'M BACK AT THE DOLLAR STORE
UNIT
ANOTHER LOCKER. >> I'M BACK AT THE DOLLAR STORE UNIT I BOUGHT FOR 1,500.
MOST
>> I'M BACK AT THE DOLLAR STORE UNIT I BOUGHT FOR 1,500. MOST PEOPLE WERE TURNED OFF
BY
UNIT I BOUGHT FOR 1,500. MOST PEOPLE WERE TURNED OFF BY THE WAY IT LOOKED.
BUT
MOST PEOPLE WERE TURNED OFF BY THE WAY IT LOOKED. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THE UGLY
ONES
BY THE WAY IT LOOKED. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THE UGLY ONES GIVE IT TO YOU THE BEST.
THESE
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THE UGLY ONES GIVE IT TO YOU THE BEST. THESE ARE GONDOLA SHELVES.
I
I CAN
I CAN SPOT TEN GONDOLAS AT
$100
I CAN SPOT TEN GONDOLAS AT $100 APIECE.
THAT'S
$100 APIECE. THAT'S 1,000 BUCKS.
I'M
THAT'S 1,000 BUCKS. I'M MORE THAN HALFWAY THERE,
AND
I'M MORE THAN HALFWAY THERE, AND WE DIDN'T EVEN ENTER
THE
AND WE DIDN'T EVEN ENTER THE LOCKER YET.
THERE
THE LOCKER YET. THERE ARE, UH, WHERE THEY PUT
THOSE
THERE ARE, UH, WHERE THEY PUT THOSE KIDS' PLASTIC BALLS,
ALL
THOSE KIDS' PLASTIC BALLS, ALL THE DIFFERENT COLOR ONES.
THESE
ALL THE DIFFERENT COLOR ONES. THESE ARE $25 BILL APIECE
RIGHT
THESE ARE $25 BILL APIECE RIGHT HERE USED.
GOT
RIGHT HERE USED. GOT A BOX OF KITCHEN ITEMS HERE.
I'M
GOT A BOX OF KITCHEN ITEMS HERE. I'M GONNA CALL IT $25.
I'VE
I'M GONNA CALL IT $25. I'VE GOT A WHOLE BAG HERE FULL
OF
I'VE GOT A WHOLE BAG HERE FULL OF LIGHT BULBS.
TWO
OF LIGHT BULBS. TWO FOR A BUCK.
THERE'S
TWO FOR A BUCK. THERE'S 50 BUCKS IN THIS BAG.
HEY,
THERE'S 50 BUCKS IN THIS BAG. HEY, MY PARTY BOX.
CANDLES,
HEY, MY PARTY BOX. CANDLES, GIFT BAGS, STUFF LIKE
THAT.
BELIEVE
THAT. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS SELLS.
THIS
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS SELLS. THIS IS EASILY A $100 BOX.
MORE
THIS IS EASILY A $100 BOX. MORE PARTY STUFF, RIBBONS.
THIS
MORE PARTY STUFF, RIBBONS. THIS IS A $50 BAG.
BOX
THIS IS A $50 BAG. BOX FULL OF BABY LOTION.
200
BOX FULL OF BABY LOTION. 200 BUCKS IN THIS BOX, EASY.
OKAY,
200 BUCKS IN THIS BOX, EASY. OKAY, TOYS AND THINGS FOR
YOUR
OKAY, TOYS AND THINGS FOR YOUR KIDS.
THIS
YOUR KIDS. THIS IS EASILY
A
THIS IS EASILY A $100 BOX.
I
A $100 BOX. I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A DENT IN
HERE,
I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A DENT IN HERE, AND I'M ALREADY EVEN.
PARTY
HERE, AND I'M ALREADY EVEN. PARTY CUPS.
PARTY
PARTY CUPS. PARTY NAPKINS.
THAT'S
PARTY NAPKINS. THAT'S A $50 BAG RIGHT HERE.
A
THAT'S A $50 BAG RIGHT HERE. A BOX FULL OF NEW BABY STUFF.
200
A BOX FULL OF NEW BABY STUFF. 200 BUCKS.
BAND-AIDS,
200 BUCKS. BAND-AIDS, TOOTHPASTE.
200
BAND-AIDS, TOOTHPASTE. 200 BUCKS.
BUT
200 BUCKS. BUT THIS IS ALL MAKEUP.
I'D
BUT THIS IS ALL MAKEUP. I'D SAY EVEN AT A BUCK APIECE,
I'LL
I'D SAY EVEN AT A BUCK APIECE, I'LL BE CONSERVATIVE, 250 BUCKS
IN
I'LL BE CONSERVATIVE, 250 BUCKS IN THE BAG.
OOH!
IN THE BAG. OOH! TOYS.
$100
OOH! TOYS. $100 BOX.
200
$100 BOX. 200 BUCKS, KITCHEN TOWELS.
I
200 BUCKS, KITCHEN TOWELS. I LOVE THIS UNIT!
AT
I LOVE THIS UNIT! AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST OPENING
UP
AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST OPENING UP BOXES.
AS
UP BOXES. AS LONG AS THEY'RE FULL,
IT'S
AS LONG AS THEY'RE FULL, IT'S $50 TO $100.
BOX
IT'S $50 TO $100. BOX OF TAPE, 100 BUCKS.
BABY
BOX OF TAPE, 100 BUCKS. BABY LOTION, SHAMPOO, 100 BUCKS.
ANOTHER
BABY LOTION, SHAMPOO, 100 BUCKS. ANOTHER BOX OF HOUSEHOLD,
50
ANOTHER BOX OF HOUSEHOLD, 50 BUCKS.
ANOTHER
50 BUCKS. ANOTHER BOX OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,
50
ANOTHER BOX OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, 50 BUCKS.
ONE,
50 BUCKS. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX.
$800
SIX. $800 IN CARD DISPLAY RACKS.
THIS
$800 IN CARD DISPLAY RACKS. THIS IS A HOME RUN, HOME RUN.
WITHOUT
THIS IS A HOME RUN, HOME RUN. WITHOUT TAKING IT APART ANYMORE,
THERE'S
WITHOUT TAKING IT APART ANYMORE, THERE'S EASILY $5,000 IN
THE
THERE'S EASILY $5,000 IN THE REST OF THIS UNIT IN
DOLLAR
THE REST OF THIS UNIT IN DOLLAR STORE MERCHANDISE.
WHAT
DOLLAR STORE MERCHANDISE. WHAT CAN I SAY?
I
WHAT CAN I SAY? I SCORED.
[chuckles]
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I HAVE GOT A LOT
OF
>> RICKY AND I HAVE GOT A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF US.
WE
>> RICKY AND I HAVE GOT A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF US. WE SPENT 1,375 ON THREE LOCKERS
TODAY,
OF WORK AHEAD OF US. WE SPENT 1,375 ON THREE LOCKERS TODAY, SO THE FASTER WE GET
THROUGH
WE SPENT 1,375 ON THREE LOCKERS TODAY, SO THE FASTER WE GET THROUGH 'EM, THE SOONER WE SEE
OUR
TODAY, SO THE FASTER WE GET THROUGH 'EM, THE SOONER WE SEE OUR PROFIT.
THAT
THROUGH 'EM, THE SOONER WE SEE OUR PROFIT. THAT IS ART.
>>
OUR PROFIT. THAT IS ART. >> IS IT VELVETEEN ART?
NO.
>>
>> IS IT VELVETEEN ART? NO. >> "TO US."
IS
NO. >> "TO US." IS SHE HOLDING A CUCUMBER?
I
>> "TO US." IS SHE HOLDING A CUCUMBER? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A CUCUMBER.
IT'S
IS SHE HOLDING A CUCUMBER? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A CUCUMBER. IT'S THE CORNER OF THE PILLOW.
>>
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A CUCUMBER. IT'S THE CORNER OF THE PILLOW. >> A CUCUMBER?
>>
IT'S THE CORNER OF THE PILLOW. >> A CUCUMBER? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. >> WINE, STRAWBERRIES, AND
A
DOING. >> WINE, STRAWBERRIES, AND A SHAG CARPET, THAT'S
SEDUCTION
>> WINE, STRAWBERRIES, AND A SHAG CARPET, THAT'S SEDUCTION 101, BROTHER.
>>
A SHAG CARPET, THAT'S SEDUCTION 101, BROTHER. >> DUDE, THAT IS GOING RIGHT
OVER
SEDUCTION 101, BROTHER. >> DUDE, THAT IS GOING RIGHT OVER THE FIREPLACE.
OH,
>> DUDE, THAT IS GOING RIGHT OVER THE FIREPLACE. OH, LOTS OF CLOTHES, MAN.
LOTS
OVER THE FIREPLACE. OH, LOTS OF CLOTHES, MAN. LOTS OF DONATE STUFF.
I'M
OH, LOTS OF CLOTHES, MAN. LOTS OF DONATE STUFF. I'M NOT FINDING MUCH IN HERE.
>>
LOTS OF DONATE STUFF. I'M NOT FINDING MUCH IN HERE. >> OKAY.
JUNK!
I'M NOT FINDING MUCH IN HERE. >> OKAY. JUNK! JUNK!
>>
>> OKAY. JUNK! JUNK! >> ALL RIGHT, MORE CLOTHES,
BLANKETS.
WE'RE
>> ALL RIGHT, MORE CLOTHES, BLANKETS. WE'RE NOT FINDING ANYTHING,
RICKY.
>>
>> FURNITURE SEEMS TO BE IN
GOOD
>> FURNITURE SEEMS TO BE IN GOOD SHAPE, THOUGH.
>>
GOOD SHAPE, THOUGH. >> YEAH, THANK GOD.
THAT'S
>> YEAH, THANK GOD. THAT'S 400 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
>>
THAT'S 400 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. >> YOU KNOW, WE WERE EXPECTING
A
>> YOU KNOW, WE WERE EXPECTING A LITTLE BIT MORE OUT OF THIS
FIRST
A LITTLE BIT MORE OUT OF THIS FIRST LOCKER, BUT HOPEFULLY
WE'LL
FIRST LOCKER, BUT HOPEFULLY WE'LL DO BETTER WITH LOCKER
NUMBER
WE'LL DO BETTER WITH LOCKER NUMBER TWO.
ALL
NUMBER TWO. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HEAD OUT.
>>
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HEAD OUT. >> ALL RIGHT, RICKY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, RICKY. >> I GOT THIS ONE.
>>
>> I GOT THIS ONE. >> YOU GOT IT?
>>
>> YOU GOT IT? >> YEP.
NICE,
>> YEP. NICE, NO NICKS.
>>
NICE, NO NICKS. >> PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
>>
>> PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. >> THREE-PIECE, 150 BUCKS.
>>
>> THREE-PIECE, 150 BUCKS. >> SOFA LOVE, 300.
>>
>> SOFA LOVE, 300. >> HUNDRED BUCKS FOR THE SET OF
FOUR
>> HUNDRED BUCKS FOR THE SET OF FOUR CHAIRS.
SO
FOUR CHAIRS. SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ON
THE
SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ON THE CHEST?
>>
THE CHEST? >> EH, 150.
WE'VE
>> EH, 150. WE'VE MADE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
MOY
WE'VE MADE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF MOY ON THESE FIRST TWO.
WE'RE
MOY ON THESE FIRST TWO. WE'RE REALLY COUNTING ON THIS
LAST
WE'RE REALLY COUNTING ON THIS LAST ONE TO PULL US AHEAD.
>>
LAST ONE TO PULL US AHEAD. >> THIS'D BE IT.
>>
>> THIS'D BE IT. >> LET'S FIND SOME GOLD.
>>
>> LET'S FIND SOME GOLD. >> A GOOD LITTLE WAGON, 40.
>>
>> A GOOD LITTLE WAGON, 40. >> YEAH, 40 BUCKS.
TWO
>> YEAH, 40 BUCKS. TWO FISHING RODS, 20 APIECE.
>>
TWO FISHING RODS, 20 APIECE. >> DO WE HAVE THE REST OF
THIS
>> DO WE HAVE THE REST OF THIS BED?
OH,
THIS BED? OH, WE DO.
>>
OH, WE DO. >> ONE OF THOSE SHABBY CHIC
KIND
>> ONE OF THOSE SHABBY CHIC KIND OF THINGS.
>>
KIND OF THINGS. >> YEAH, IF THIS WAS IN, LIKE,
JENNY'S
>> YEAH, IF THIS WAS IN, LIKE, JENNY'S SHOP SHE'D CHARGE, WHAT,
$500?
>>
$500? >> PROBABLY.
>>
>> PROBABLY. >> I JUST WANNA GET 150.
>>
>> I JUST WANNA GET 150. >> THAT'S A NICE STOVE.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S A NICE STOVE. THAT'S GONNA BRING US ABOUT
180
THAT'S GONNA BRING US ABOUT 180 BUCKS.
>>
180 BUCKS. >> 150.
>>
>> 150. >> MM-HMM.
REFRIGERATOR.
>>
REFRIGERATOR. >> PROBABLY 275.
>>
>> PROBABLY 275. >> SOUNDS GOOD.
FOUR
>> SOUNDS GOOD. FOUR PLACE SETTINGS.
I'D
FOUR PLACE SETTINGS. I'D GUESS SOMEWHERE AROUND
150
I'D GUESS SOMEWHERE AROUND 150 BUCKS.
>>
150 BUCKS. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> A HAT MAYBE.
>>
>> A HAT MAYBE. >> THAT'S A GOOD BRAND.
IT'S
>> THAT'S A GOOD BRAND. IT'S IN THERE.
>>
IT'S IN THERE. >> FOR A LITTLE KID.
OR
>> FOR A LITTLE KID. OR SOMEBODY WITH A SMALL BRAIN.
>>
OR SOMEBODY WITH A SMALL BRAIN. >> FITS PERFECT.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> 100 BUCKS, EASY.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS, EASY. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
>>
>> OH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A BIRD HOUSE.
NO,
>> IT'S A BIRD HOUSE. NO, IT'S A PHOTO--
IT'S
>> IT'S A BIRD HOUSE. NO, IT'S A PHOTO-- IT'S A--
SET
NO, IT'S A PHOTO-- IT'S A-- SET IT UP HERE.
>>
IT'S A-- SET IT UP HERE. >> I THINK IT'S, LIKE,
A
SET IT UP HERE. >> I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A KID'S PROJECT.
>>
>> I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A KID'S PROJECT. >> IT'S A PROP.
>>
A KID'S PROJECT. >> IT'S A PROP. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A PROP?
[clicking]
OH,
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A PROP? [clicking] OH, IT'S A FAKE CAMERA.
>>
[clicking] OH, IT'S A FAKE CAMERA. >> IT'S A
T
T PROP
T PROP MEANS?
OH,
T PROP MEANS? OH, [bleep].
>>
T PROP MEANS? OH, [bleep]. >> GOD ALMIGHTY!
>>
OH, [bleep]. >> GOD ALMIGHTY! >> THE--
WHAT
>> GOD ALMIGHTY! >> THE-- WHAT THE--WHAT IN THE HELL
IS
>> THE-- WHAT THE--WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS THING?
>>
WHAT THE--WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS THING? >> [hums Pop Goes The Weasel]
♪
IS THIS THING? >> [hums Pop Goes The Weasel] ♪ ♪
>>
>> [hums Pop Goes The Weasel] ♪ ♪ >> OH, YOU THINK SO?
>>
♪ ♪ >> OH, YOU THINK SO? >> IT'S A CUCUMBER.
>>
>> OH, YOU THINK SO? >> IT'S A CUCUMBER. >> UH-UH, UH-UH.
I'VE
>> IT'S A CUCUMBER. >> UH-UH, UH-UH. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS
>> UH-UH, UH-UH. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO WE'RE DEFINITELY
GONNA
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
THIS BEFORE, SO WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> THE GOOD NEWS IS I GOT
A
GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> THE GOOD NEWS IS I GOT A LOCKER WITH LOTS OF STUFF FOR
MY
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS I GOT A LOCKER WITH LOTS OF STUFF FOR MY SHOP, BUT AT 825 I'M A LITTLE
WORRIED
A LOCKER WITH LOTS OF STUFF FOR MY SHOP, BUT AT 825 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT I PAID TOO MUCH.
JOSE!
>>
WORRIED THAT I PAID TOO MUCH. JOSE! >> HEY, WHAT'S UP, SISTER?
>>
JOSE! >> HEY, WHAT'S UP, SISTER? >> I CALLED JOSE IN FROM
THE
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP, SISTER? >> I CALLED JOSE IN FROM THE SHOP TO HELP ME WITH THIS
LOCKER.
NOT
THE SHOP TO HELP ME WITH THIS LOCKER. NOT ONLY IS HE A HARD WORKER,
BUT
LOCKER. NOT ONLY IS HE A HARD WORKER, BUT HE'S ALSO VERY AGREEABLE.
OKAY,
NOT ONLY IS HE A HARD WORKER, BUT HE'S ALSO VERY AGREEABLE. OKAY, SO I BOUGHT THIS ONE.
>>
BUT HE'S ALSO VERY AGREEABLE. OKAY, SO I BOUGHT THIS ONE. >> OKAY.
>>
OKAY, SO I BOUGHT THIS ONE. >> OKAY. >> THIS IS PRETTY ADORABLE.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OLD LITTLE IRON TEA CART.
YOU
>> OLD LITTLE IRON TEA CART. YOU PUT YOUR DRINKS IN HERE.
$60.
>>
$60. >> OKAY.
THIS
>> OKAY. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, YEAH.
IT'S
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, YEAH. IT'S GOOD.
>>
IT'S GOOD. >> YEAH, 35?
>>
>> YEAH, 35? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP HER.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP HER. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OOH, END TABLE.
THIS
>> OOH, END TABLE. THIS ONE'S REALLY GOOD.
>>
THIS ONE'S REALLY GOOD. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR $100.
>>
>> I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR $100. >> OKAY.
OH,
>> OKAY. OH, WOW.
>>
OH, WOW. >> OH, JEWELRY.
>>
>> OH, JEWELRY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS, LIKE, $100 WORTH
OF
>> THIS IS, LIKE, $100 WORTH OF STUFF.
>>
OF STUFF. >> OPEN IT UP.
>>
>> OPEN IT UP. >> LOOK, IT'S AN ANTIQUE OIL
PAN.
THIS
PAN. THIS IS COOL.
>>
THIS IS COOL. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THESE ARE CUTE MIRRORS.
>>
>> THESE ARE CUTE MIRRORS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> CUTE ELEPHANT.
>>
>> CUTE ELEPHANT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THIS WOULD BE CUTE IF
I
>> THIS WOULD BE CUTE IF I PAINTED IT.
>>
I PAINTED IT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY, $5.
AND
>> OKAY, $5. AND THEN I CAN SELL THIS TRUNK
FOR
AND THEN I CAN SELL THIS TRUNK FOR $100.
>>
FOR $100. >> OKAY.
OH,
>> OKAY. OH, WOW.
>>
OH, WOW. >> THIS IS TOTALLY MID-CENTURY
VINTAGE.
LOOK
VINTAGE. LOOK AT THE HARDWARE.
IT'S
LOOK AT THE HARDWARE. IT'S UNIQUE AND INTERESTING.
IT'S
IT'S UNIQUE AND INTERESTING. IT'S GONNA BE $400.
>>
IT'S GONNA BE $400. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THANKS TO THIS DRESSER,
I'M
>> THANKS TO THIS DRESSER, I'M FINALLY EVEN.
SO
SO ACCORDING TO JOSE I'M OKAY.
LOOK
SO ACCORDING TO JOSE I'M OKAY. LOOK AT THIS COOL ANTIQUE RADIO.
YOU
SO ACCORDING TO JOSE I'M OKAY. LOOK AT THIS COOL ANTIQUE RADIO. YOU NEED HELP?
>>
LOOK AT THIS COOL ANTIQUE RADIO. YOU NEED HELP? >> IT'S VERY HEAVY, BUT I'M
REALLY
YOU NEED HELP? >> IT'S VERY HEAVY, BUT I'M REALLY STRONG.
>>
>> IT'S VERY HEAVY, BUT I'M REALLY STRONG. >> YOU'RE VERY STRONG.
OH,
REALLY STRONG. >> YOU'RE VERY STRONG. OH, MY GOD.
THIS
>> YOU'RE VERY STRONG. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS, LIKE, THE OLD, OLD,
OLD
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS, LIKE, THE OLD, OLD, OLD RADIO.
I
THIS IS, LIKE, THE OLD, OLD, OLD RADIO. I WANNA TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO
TELL
OLD RADIO. I WANNA TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF IT'S WORTH MONEY
OR
I WANNA TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF IT'S WORTH MONEY OR NOT.
>>
TELL ME IF IT'S WORTH MONEY OR NOT. >> OKAY.
>>
OR NOT. >> OKAY. >> I LIKE IT A LOT.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I LIKE IT A LOT. >> GONNA KEEP IT.
>>
>> I LIKE IT A LOT. >> GONNA KEEP IT. >> THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT IN
THIS
>> GONNA KEEP IT. >> THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT IN THIS LOCKER WORTH ANY VALUE,
SO
>> THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT IN THIS LOCKER WORTH ANY VALUE, SO ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON
THAT
THIS LOCKER WORTH ANY VALUE, SO ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON THAT RADIO.
LET'S
SO ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON THAT RADIO. LET'S LOAD.
>>
THAT RADIO. LET'S LOAD. >> OKAY.
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER
AND
>> MARY AND I BOUGHT A LOCKER AND FOUND WHAT USED TO BE A CAR.
SINCE
SINCE WE
SINCE WE CAN'T FIX IT,
WE
SINCE WE CAN'T FIX IT, WE DECIDED TO TAKE IT TO
THE
SINCE WE CAN'T FIX IT, WE DECIDED TO TAKE IT TO THE SCRAP YARD TO SEE HOW MUCH
WE
WE DECIDED TO TAKE IT TO THE SCRAP YARD TO SEE HOW MUCH WE COULD GET FOR IT.
>>
THE SCRAP YARD TO SEE HOW MUCH WE COULD GET FOR IT. >> HERE, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT
HERE.
OR
>> HERE, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. OR LET'S SEE WHAT WE DON'T
HAVE
HERE. OR LET'S SEE WHAT WE DON'T HAVE HERE.
YOU
OR LET'S SEE WHAT WE DON'T HAVE HERE. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRONT END
PIECES.
THE
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRONT END PIECES. THE WHOLE INTERIOR HAS BEEN
STRIPPED
PIECES. THE WHOLE INTERIOR HAS BEEN STRIPPED EXCEPT FOR ONE SEAT.
AND
THE WHOLE INTERIOR HAS BEEN STRIPPED EXCEPT FOR ONE SEAT. AND I GUESS NOT MUCH BACK HERE.
WE'RE
WE'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT $300
FOR
WE'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT $300 FOR THE CAR JUST LIKE IT IS.
WE'LL
FOR THE CAR JUST LIKE IT IS. WE'LL JUST TAKE IT STRAIGHT IN
THE
WE'LL JUST TAKE IT STRAIGHT IN THE CRUSHER.
>>
THE CRUSHER. >> LOOK AT THE PAINT JOB.
>>
>> LOOK AT THE PAINT JOB. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> GIVE IT UP, MOE.
DEAL.
>>
DEAL. >> DONE.
>>
>> DONE. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> APPRECIATE IT.
THANK
>> APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.
>>
>> CAN
>> CAN I
>> CAN I GO?
>>
>> CAN I GO? >> YES, PUSH THE BUTTON.
LET'S
>> CAN I GO? >> YES, PUSH THE BUTTON. LET'S GO.
>>
>> YES, PUSH THE BUTTON. LET'S GO. >> GO.
>>
LET'S GO. >> GO. >> OH, MY
THAT'S
THAT'S GREAT.
>>
THAT'S GREAT. >> WELL, THERE YOU GO, GUYS.
THAT'S
THAT'S GREAT. >> WELL, THERE YOU GO, GUYS. THAT'S YOUR CAR.
>>
>> WELL, THERE YOU GO, GUYS. THAT'S YOUR CAR. >> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A NEW
HOOPTY
THAT'S YOUR CAR. >> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A NEW HOOPTY RIDE, BUT CRUSHING
THAT
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET A NEW HOOPTY RIDE, BUT CRUSHING THAT CAR WAS AWESOME.
THANK
HOOPTY RIDE, BUT CRUSHING THAT CAR WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU, YEAH.
>>
THAT CAR WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU, YEAH. >> MOE, IT WAS A PLEASURE.
>>
>> THE
>> THE LOCKER I BOUGHT WAS
MOSTLY
>> THE LOCKER I BOUGHT WAS MOSTLY A BUST.
AND
AND THIS
AND THIS ANTIQUE RADIO IS
MY
AND THIS ANTIQUE RADIO IS MY ONLY HOPE OF MAKING
A
AND THIS ANTIQUE RADIO IS MY ONLY HOPE OF MAKING A PROFIT, SO I'M AT DALE'S
ANTIQUE
MY ONLY HOPE OF MAKING A PROFIT, SO I'M AT DALE'S ANTIQUE RADIO REPAIR TO SEE
WHAT
A PROFIT, SO I'M AT DALE'S ANTIQUE RADIO REPAIR TO SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH.
SO
ANTIQUE RADIO REPAIR TO SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH. SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE?
>>
WHAT IT'S WORTH. SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE? >> STROMBERG-CARLSON, MODEL 340
FROM
SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE? >> STROMBERG-CARLSON, MODEL 340 FROM 1939.
THERE'S
>> STROMBERG-CARLSON, MODEL 340 FROM 1939. THERE'S A TOTAL OF NINE TUBES IN
THIS
FROM 1939. THERE'S A TOTAL OF NINE TUBES IN THIS RADIO, AND THE AVERAGE
TABLE
THERE'S A TOTAL OF NINE TUBES IN THIS RADIO, AND THE AVERAGE TABLE MODEL IN THAT YEAR HAD
FIVE
THIS RADIO, AND THE AVERAGE TABLE MODEL IN THAT YEAR HAD FIVE OR SIX, SO A LITTLE
HIGH-END
TABLE MODEL IN THAT YEAR HAD FIVE OR SIX, SO A LITTLE HIGH-END RADIO.
AND
FIVE OR SIX, SO A LITTLE HIGH-END RADIO. AND NOTICE THE SHAPE.
THIS
HIGH-END RADIO. AND NOTICE THE SHAPE. THIS RADIO FITS IN A CORNER.
I
AND NOTICE THE SHAPE. THIS RADIO FITS IN A CORNER. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RADIO THAT
WAS
THIS RADIO FITS IN A CORNER. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RADIO THAT WAS MADE TO FIT IN THE CORNER.
YOU
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RADIO THAT WAS MADE TO FIT IN THE CORNER. YOU DIDN'T PLUG THIS THING IN,
DID
WAS MADE TO FIT IN THE CORNER. YOU DIDN'T PLUG THIS THING IN, DID YOU?
>>
YOU DIDN'T PLUG THIS THING IN, DID YOU? >> NO.
>>
DID YOU? >> NO. >> SMART LADY.
>>
>> NO. >> SMART LADY. >> I DIDN'T WANNA KILL MYSELF.
>>
>> SMART LADY. >> I DIDN'T WANNA KILL MYSELF. >> IT CAN CATCH FIRE.
THIS
>> I DIDN'T WANNA KILL MYSELF. >> IT CAN CATCH FIRE. THIS THING NEEDS SOME REPAIRS,
AND
>> IT CAN CATCH FIRE. THIS THING NEEDS SOME REPAIRS, AND NOT SURPRISING, RIGHT?
>>
THIS THING NEEDS SOME REPAIRS, AND NOT SURPRISING, RIGHT? >> RIGHT.
I
AND NOT SURPRISING, RIGHT? >> RIGHT. I DON'T MIND PAYING A LITTLE
EXTRA
>> RIGHT. I DON'T MIND PAYING A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY TO GET IT FIXED,
AS
I DON'T MIND PAYING A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY TO GET IT FIXED, AS LONG AS IT'S WORTH IT.
>>
EXTRA MONEY TO GET IT FIXED, AS LONG AS IT'S WORTH IT. >> IF YOU GOT IT RUNNING,
YOU
AS LONG AS IT'S WORTH IT. >> IF YOU GOT IT RUNNING, YOU COULD SELL IT.
>>
>> FOR
>> FOR HOW MUCH?
>>
>> FOR HOW MUCH? >> ABOUT $150 TO GET IT RUNNING.
>>
>> ABOUT $150 TO GET IT RUNNING. >> $150 TO MAKE IT WORK.
THEN
>> $150 TO MAKE IT WORK. THEN HOW MUCH CAN I GET FOR IT?
>>
THEN HOW MUCH CAN I GET FOR IT? >> MAYBE 150.
>>
>> MAYBE 150. >> THAT WAS THE REPAIR COST.
>>
>> THAT WAS THE REPAIR COST. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> SO I MAKE ZERO DOLLARS?
>>
>> SO I MAKE ZERO DOLLARS? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> UM, THAT SUCKS.
>>
>> UM, THAT SUCKS. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> WELL, I WAS AFRAID THAT
I
>> WELL, I WAS AFRAID THAT I MAY HAVE PAID TOO MUCH FOR
THIS
I MAY HAVE PAID TOO MUCH FOR THIS LOCKER, AND I WAS RIGHT.
ZERO
THIS LOCKER, AND I WAS RIGHT. ZERO PROFIT.
DO
DO YOU
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BACKWARDS?
>>
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BACKWARDS? >> NO.
>>
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BACKWARDS? >> NO. >> OKAY.
>>
>> NO. >> OKAY. >> I'M BACKWARDS.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I'M BACKWARDS. >> [laughs]
ALL
>> I'M BACKWARDS. >> [laughs] ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS WEIRD
TRICK
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS WEIRD TRICK CAMERA THING IN A LOCKER,
SO
TRICK CAMERA THING IN A LOCKER, SO WE'RE GONNA HEAD OVER TO
A
SO WE'RE GONNA HEAD OVER TO A MAGIC SHOP TO FIND OUT WHAT
IT
A MAGIC SHOP TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT'S WORTH.
HELLO.
>>
HELLO. >> HI.
>>
HELLO. >> HI. >> WE ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED
YOU
>> HI. >> WE ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED YOU ABOUT THE WE GUESS IT'S,
LIKE,
>> WE ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED YOU ABOUT THE WE GUESS IT'S, LIKE, A PROP CAMERA.
>>
YOU ABOUT THE WE GUESS IT'S, LIKE, A PROP CAMERA. >> WOW.
THAT'S
LIKE, A PROP CAMERA. >> WOW. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE
>> WOW. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE HERE,
AN
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE HERE, AN OLD VAUDEVILLE-TYPE CLOWN
CAMERA.
THIS
AN OLD VAUDEVILLE-TYPE CLOWN CAMERA. THIS WOULD BE A NOISE MAKER,
KIND
CAMERA. THIS WOULD BE A NOISE MAKER, KIND OF MAKE YOU THINK IT'S
GOING
THIS WOULD BE A NOISE MAKER, KIND OF MAKE YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING.
WHOA!
AT
GOING TO DO SOMETHING. WHOA! AT WOULD BE THE SOMETHING.
>>
WHOA! AT WOULD BE THE SOMETHING. >> OH, YEAH, THERE'S A SNAKE
UNDER
AT WOULD BE THE SOMETHING. >> OH, YEAH, THERE'S A SNAKE UNDER THERE.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, THERE'S A SNAKE UNDER THERE. >> THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
>>
UNDER THERE. >> THANKS FOR THE WARNING. >> HEY, MAN, NOBODY WARNED ME.
>>
>> THANKS FOR THE WARNING. >> HEY, MAN, NOBODY WARNED ME. >> WELL, I WOULD GUESS THIS
CAMERA
>> HEY, MAN, NOBODY WARNED ME. >> WELL, I WOULD GUESS THIS CAMERA TO BE BETWEEN A 1920s
AND
>> WELL, I WOULD GUESS THIS CAMERA TO BE BETWEEN A 1920s AND A 1940s.
IT
CAMERA TO BE BETWEEN A 1920s AND A 1940s. IT WAS USED BY SOMEONE STREET
PERFORMING.
STEP
IT WAS USED BY SOMEONE STREET PERFORMING. STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP.
IT'S
PERFORMING. STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP. IT'S ALL HERE, IT'S ALL LIVE,
AND
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP. IT'S ALL HERE, IT'S ALL LIVE, AND IT'S ALL FREE.
>>
IT'S ALL HERE, IT'S ALL LIVE, AND IT'S ALL FREE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>
AND IT'S ALL FREE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> AND AT THE VERY END,
OF
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> AND AT THE VERY END, OF COURSE, IT WOULD COME OUT
WITH
>> AND AT THE VERY END, OF COURSE, IT WOULD COME OUT WITH A PICTURE THAT WAS
A
OF COURSE, IT WOULD COME OUT WITH A PICTURE THAT WAS A BIG COMEDY PIECE.
>>
WITH A PICTURE THAT WAS A BIG COMEDY PIECE. >> ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU TO
MAKE
A BIG COMEDY PIECE. >> ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING APPEAR FOR ME:
THE
>> ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING APPEAR FOR ME: THE VALUE OF THIS.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU PUT THIS
IN
>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU PUT THIS IN A MAGIC AUCTION, I WOULD NOT
BE
IN A MAGIC AUCTION, I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE YOU GET
$500.
>>
$500. >> THAT'S AMAZING.
>>
>> THAT'S AMAZING. >> THE PRICE IS AMAZING.
BUT
BUT AS
BUT AS FAR AS ALL THAT MAGIC
GOES,
BUT AS FAR AS ALL THAT MAGIC GOES, I DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL
THAT
BUT AS FAR AS ALL THAT MAGIC GOES, I DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THAT TOMFOOLERY.
>>
GOES, I DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THAT TOMFOOLERY. >> MAY I?
>>
THAT TOMFOOLERY. >> MAY I? >> IT'S SCIENCE FICTION, DUDE.
>>
>> MAY I? >> IT'S SCIENCE FICTION, DUDE. >> SCIENCE FICTION.
CLOSE
>> IT'S SCIENCE FICTION, DUDE. >> SCIENCE FICTION. CLOSE YOUR HAND AROUND THERE
NICE
>> SCIENCE FICTION. CLOSE YOUR HAND AROUND THERE NICE AND TIGHT AND STILL.
I
CLOSE YOUR HAND AROUND THERE NICE AND TIGHT AND STILL. I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR OTHER
HAND
NICE AND TIGHT AND STILL. I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR OTHER HAND ON TOP OF HERE LIKE
A
I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR OTHER HAND ON TOP OF HERE LIKE A BANK VAULT.
I'VE
HAND ON TOP OF HERE LIKE A BANK VAULT. I'VE GOT ONE MORE BALL RIGHT
HERE.
I'M
I'VE GOT ONE MORE BALL RIGHT HERE. I'M GONNA DO THIS SO SLOW IT'S
GONNA
HERE. I'M GONNA DO THIS SO SLOW IT'S GONNA BE PAINFUL TO WATCH.
FROM
I'M GONNA DO THIS SO SLOW IT'S GONNA BE PAINFUL TO WATCH. FROM HERE TO HERE.
I'M
GONNA BE PAINFUL TO WATCH. FROM HERE TO HERE. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH YOU.
WATCH
FROM HERE TO HERE. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH YOU. WATCH VERY CAREFULLY.
I'M
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH YOU. WATCH VERY CAREFULLY. I'M GONNA WIGGLE MY FINGERS
ON
WATCH VERY CAREFULLY. I'M GONNA WIGGLE MY FINGERS ON BOTTOM.
I
I'M GONNA WIGGLE MY FINGERS ON BOTTOM. I WON'T MOVE MY FINGERS ON TOP.
I'M
ON BOTTOM. I WON'T MOVE MY FINGERS ON TOP. I'M GONNA GET IT JUST A LITTLE
BIT
I WON'T MOVE MY FINGERS ON TOP. I'M GONNA GET IT JUST A LITTLE BIT CLOSER LIKE THIS,
AND
I'M GONNA GET IT JUST A LITTLE BIT CLOSER LIKE THIS, AND THEN JUST LIKE THAT,
THE
BIT CLOSER LIKE THIS, AND THEN JUST LIKE THAT, THE MAGIC IS DONE.
OPEN
AND THEN JUST LIKE THAT, THE MAGIC IS DONE. OPEN YOUR HAND.
YOU
THE MAGIC IS DONE. OPEN YOUR HAND. YOU HAVE ALL THREE.
>>
OPEN YOUR HAND. YOU HAVE ALL THREE. >> [laughs]
>>
YOU HAVE ALL THREE. >> [laughs] >> THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>>
>> [laughs] >> THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> ARE YOU AMAZED?
>>
>> YEAH. >> ARE YOU AMAZED? >> I'VE--I'M--YES.
>>
>> ARE YOU AMAZED? >> I'VE--I'M--YES. >> THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
I
>> I'VE--I'M--YES. >> THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. I INVITE YOU BACK IN ANYTIME.
>>
>> narrator: THE OAK CLIFF
CHAMPION
>> narrator: THE OAK CLIFF CHAMPION WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY,
WHO
>> narrator: THE OAK CLIFF CHAMPION WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO SCRATCHED UP A PROFIT OF
7,175
CHAMPION WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHO SCRATCHED UP A PROFIT OF 7,175 BUCKS...
A
WHO SCRATCHED UP A PROFIT OF 7,175 BUCKS... A DOLLAR AT A TIME.
RICKY
7,175 BUCKS... A DOLLAR AT A TIME. RICKY AND BUBBA'S AUCTION
HAT
A DOLLAR AT A TIME. RICKY AND BUBBA'S AUCTION HAT TRICK CONJURED $1,310.
MARY
RICKY AND BUBBA'S AUCTION HAT TRICK CONJURED $1,310. MARY AND MOE'S PROFIT WAS
CRUSHED
HAT TRICK CONJURED $1,310. MARY AND MOE'S PROFIT WAS CRUSHED TO ONLY 175 BUCKS.
WHILE
MARY AND MOE'S PROFIT WAS CRUSHED TO ONLY 175 BUCKS. WHILE JENNY'S ANTIQUE RADIO
BROUGHT
CRUSHED TO ONLY 175 BUCKS. WHILE JENNY'S ANTIQUE RADIO BROUGHT HER NOTHING BUT DEAD
AIR.
>>
>> THUNDERBIRD FAIL-PROOF FLIGHT
SYSTEM
>> THUNDERBIRD FAIL-PROOF FLIGHT SYSTEM RIGHT HERE.
YOU
SYSTEM RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN MAKE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING
FLY.
WITH
FLY. WITH THE CONTENTS OF THIS LITTLE
PACKAGE,
WITH THE CONTENTS OF THIS LITTLE PACKAGE, I COULD EVEN MAKE
YOU
PACKAGE, I COULD EVEN MAKE YOU FLY.
THERE
YOU FLY. THERE IS A SMALL WEIGHT LIMIT,
BUT
THERE IS A SMALL WEIGHT LIMIT, BUT I'M SURE THAT YOU DO NOT
EXCEED
BUT I'M SURE THAT YOU DO NOT EXCEED THAT.
HERE,
EXCEED THAT. HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
>>
HERE, TAKE A LOOK. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK
AT?
>>
AT? >> I
AT? >> I WANT YOU TO HOLD ONE.
[snap]
>>
[snap] >> [bleep].
>>
>> [bleep]. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I THINK YOU FLEW TWO OR THREE