>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> FLYING SOLO.
MOE'S
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> FLYING SOLO. MOE'S IN SURGERY.
THEY
>> FLYING SOLO. MOE'S IN SURGERY. THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M
COMPETITION,
MOE'S IN SURGERY. THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT
HERE,
THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT HERE, BUT I'M GOING FOR IT.
RIGHT
COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT HERE, BUT I'M GOING FOR IT. RIGHT HERE.
>>
HERE, BUT I'M GOING FOR IT. RIGHT HERE. >> [auctioneering]
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> [auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, WALT.
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, WALT. >> WITHOUT DR. MOE HERE, BUBBA
AND
>> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, WALT. >> WITHOUT DR. MOE HERE, BUBBA AND I WILL BE THE ONLY TALL DOGS
AT
>> WITHOUT DR. MOE HERE, BUBBA AND I WILL BE THE ONLY TALL DOGS AT THE WATER TROUGH.
MAN
AND I WILL BE THE ONLY TALL DOGS AT THE WATER TROUGH. MAN I JUST SEE MONEY EVERYWHERE.
WE'RE
AT THE WATER TROUGH. MAN I JUST SEE MONEY EVERYWHERE. WE'RE ON FIRE.
[blows]
>>
WE'RE ON FIRE. [blows] >> THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE IN
HERE,
[blows] >> THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS A LOT OF
WORK.
MARY
HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK. MARY TO THE RESCUE!
>>
WORK. MARY TO THE RESCUE! >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>>
MARY TO THE RESCUE! >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >> WHOA, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
STAY
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> THE AUCTION IS IN
ADDISON,
>> THE AUCTION IS IN ADDISON, TEXAS TODAY.
NOW,
NOW, ADDISON IS A SMALL,
4-SQUARE-MILE
NOW, ADDISON IS A SMALL, 4-SQUARE-MILE SUBURB JUST NORTH
OF
NOW, ADDISON IS A SMALL, 4-SQUARE-MILE SUBURB JUST NORTH OF DALLAS.
I
4-SQUARE-MILE SUBURB JUST NORTH OF DALLAS. I TELL YOU, THAT'S JUST ABOUT
THE
OF DALLAS. I TELL YOU, THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY BELT BUCKLE.
>>
I TELL YOU, THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY BELT BUCKLE. >> LATELY, A LOT OF HUSBANDS AND
BOYFRIENDS
THE SIZE OF MY BELT BUCKLE. >> LATELY, A LOT OF HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS HAVE BEEN COMING INTO
THE
>> LATELY, A LOT OF HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS HAVE BEEN COMING INTO THE STORE WITH THEIR WIVES AND
A
BOYFRIENDS HAVE BEEN COMING INTO THE STORE WITH THEIR WIVES AND A LOT OF TIMES THEY'RE LIKE,
"UH,
THE STORE WITH THEIR WIVES AND A LOT OF TIMES THEY'RE LIKE, "UH, CAN WE GET THE HELL OUT OF
HERE?"
BECAUSE
"UH, CAN WE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?" BECAUSE MY STORE IS KIND OF
FEMININE.
I'M
I'M STILL
I'M STILL ON THE HUNT FOR MEN'S
STUFF.
I'VE
I'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT LATELY,
AND
I'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT LATELY, AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE I
HAVE
I'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT LATELY, AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE I HAVE ENOUGH.
STUFF
AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE I HAVE ENOUGH. STUFF THAT GIRLS WOULD LIKE AND
THEIR
HAVE ENOUGH. STUFF THAT GIRLS WOULD LIKE AND THEIR HUSBANDS WOULD ALSO
APPROVE
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, FLYING SOLO.
MOE'S
>> YEAH, FLYING SOLO. MOE'S IN SURGERY.
DR.
DR. MOE
DR. MOE IS BUSY AMPUTATING A
FOOT
DR. MOE IS BUSY AMPUTATING A FOOT OR SOMETHING, SO I'M
LOOKING
FOOT OR SOMETHING, SO I'M LOOKING OUT FOR THE BOTH OF US.
>>
LOOKING OUT FOR THE BOTH OF US. >> AT MY SHOP, THE 31 HOUSE,
I
>> AT MY SHOP, THE 31 HOUSE, I HAVE THEME ROOMS SET UP.
AND
I HAVE THEME ROOMS SET UP. AND MY CUSTOMERS LOVE 'EM.
I
AND MY CUSTOMERS LOVE 'EM. I EAT LOCKERS FOR BREAKFAST
AND
I EAT LOCKERS FOR BREAKFAST AND CRAP THEME ROOMS ALL DAY.
[toilet
AND CRAP THEME ROOMS ALL DAY. [toilet flushes]
JUST
JUST WANT
JUST WANT TO KEEP ON FILLING UP
THOSE
JUST WANT TO KEEP ON FILLING UP THOSE THEME ROOMS.
>>
JUST WANT TO KEEP ON FILLING UP THOSE THEME ROOMS. >> MARY, WHERE'S MOE?
>>
THOSE THEME ROOMS. >> MARY, WHERE'S MOE? >> SURGERY.
>>
>> MARY, WHERE'S MOE? >> SURGERY. >> UM, YEAH, HE'S HAS TO DO
SURGERY
>> SURGERY. >> UM, YEAH, HE'S HAS TO DO SURGERY TODAY.
>>
>> UM, YEAH, HE'S HAS TO DO SURGERY TODAY. >> DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
>>
SURGERY TODAY. >> DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE HERE? >> YEAH, HE KNOWS I'M HERE.
>>
>> DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE HERE? >> YEAH, HE KNOWS I'M HERE. >> YOU ROLLING SOLO?
>>
>> YEAH, HE KNOWS I'M HERE. >> YOU ROLLING SOLO? >> YEP.
>>
>> YOU ROLLING SOLO? >> YEP. >> UH-OH.
>>
>> YEP. >> UH-OH. >> [laughs]
>>
>> UH-OH. >> [laughs] >> YOU GOT THE CAMERA PHONE TO
SHOW
>> [laughs] >> YOU GOT THE CAMERA PHONE TO SHOW MOE?
>>
>> YOU GOT THE CAMERA PHONE TO SHOW MOE? >> NAH, JUST GONNA WING IT.
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I HAVEN'T BOUGHT
MUCH
>> RICKY AND I HAVEN'T BOUGHT MUCH LATELY, SO I LIKE WHAT I'M
HEARING.
THE
HEARING. THE WALLET'S NOT HERE.
>>
THE WALLET'S NOT HERE. >> THE WALLET IS NOT HERE.
>>
>> THE WALLET IS NOT HERE. >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH, NO JOKE.
WITHOUT
>> YEAH, NO JOKE. WITHOUT BIG-BANK DR. MOE HERE,
BUBBA
WITHOUT BIG-BANK DR. MOE HERE, BUBBA AND I'LL BE THE ONLY TALL
DOGS
BUBBA AND I'LL BE THE ONLY TALL DOGS AT THE WATER TROUGH.
>>
>> THEY
>> THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M
COMPETITION,
>> THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT
HERE,
>> THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT HERE, BUT JUST WAIT.
>>
COMPETITION, 'CAUSE MOE'S NOT HERE, BUT JUST WAIT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
HERE, BUT JUST WAIT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THE BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
LET'S
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? LET'S GO!
HAMMER
ARE YOU READY TO GO? LET'S GO! HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> I
>> I MEAN, THIS STUFF DOESN'T
LOOK
>> I MEAN, THIS STUFF DOESN'T LOOK TOO FEMININE.
THE
>> I MEAN, THIS STUFF DOESN'T LOOK TOO FEMININE. THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GIRLY
IN
LOOK TOO FEMININE. THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GIRLY IN HERE IS THE ZEBRA-PATTERN
STUFF.
YOU
IN HERE IS THE ZEBRA-PATTERN STUFF. YOU KNOW, THESE CHAIRS AS-IS,
OAK.
THEY'RE
YOU KNOW, THESE CHAIRS AS-IS, OAK. THEY'RE DEFINITELY MANLY.
SO
OAK. THEY'RE DEFINITELY MANLY. SO IS THAT FLOOR LAMP.
I
THEY'RE DEFINITELY MANLY. SO IS THAT FLOOR LAMP. I COULD APPEAL TO GUYS AND THE
GIRLS
SO IS THAT FLOOR LAMP. I COULD APPEAL TO GUYS AND THE GIRLS WITH THIS UNIT.
IT'S
I COULD APPEAL TO GUYS AND THE GIRLS WITH THIS UNIT. IT'S A HIS-AND-HERS LOCKER.
I'M
GIRLS WITH THIS UNIT. IT'S A HIS-AND-HERS LOCKER. I'M ALL OVER IT.
>>
IT'S A HIS-AND-HERS LOCKER. I'M ALL OVER IT. >> WE GOT SOME HIGH-END
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY ON
THIS
>> YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY ON THIS ONE.
>>
>> YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY ON THIS ONE. >> I'M IN ON THIS ROOM, 'CAUSE
OF
THIS ONE. >> I'M IN ON THIS ROOM, 'CAUSE OF THE OAK KITCHEN SET.
IT
>> I'M IN ON THIS ROOM, 'CAUSE OF THE OAK KITCHEN SET. IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BADLY WORN
OUT.
THERE
IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BADLY WORN OUT. THERE ARE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE,
OUT. THERE ARE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX CHAIRS.
THERE'S
THERE ARE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX CHAIRS. THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OAK IN
THERE
FIVE, SIX CHAIRS. THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OAK IN THERE FOR MY ANTIQUE ROOM.
>>
THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OAK IN THERE FOR MY ANTIQUE ROOM. >> WELL...THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE
A
THERE FOR MY ANTIQUE ROOM. >> WELL...THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL HOUSEHOLD UNIT.
A
>> WELL...THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL HOUSEHOLD UNIT. A FEW TABLES, MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE
NOT
A TYPICAL HOUSEHOLD UNIT. A FEW TABLES, MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE NOT REALLY MY TASTE.
YEAH,
A FEW TABLES, MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE NOT REALLY MY TASTE. YEAH, MOE MIGHT LIKE THAT TABLE
RIGHT
NOT REALLY MY TASTE. YEAH, MOE MIGHT LIKE THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE, BUT NOT A LOT OF
OTHER
YEAH, MOE MIGHT LIKE THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE, BUT NOT A LOT OF OTHER MID-CENTURY STUFF THAT
HE'S
RIGHT THERE, BUT NOT A LOT OF OTHER MID-CENTURY STUFF THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR EITHER.
MOE
OTHER MID-CENTURY STUFF THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR EITHER. MOE MAY NOT BE HERE TODAY,
BUT
HE'S LOOKING FOR EITHER. MOE MAY NOT BE HERE TODAY, BUT I HAVE A WAY TO CHANNEL HIS
THOUGHTS.
[imitates
BUT I HAVE A WAY TO CHANNEL HIS THOUGHTS. [imitates Moe] THIS IS NOT
FABULOUS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT AM I BID?
NOW
GENTLEMEN, WHAT AM I BID? NOW 100? 100.
NOW
NOW 100? 100. NOW 200? [auctioneering]
>>
NOW 200? [auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200. NOW 300?
300.
>> 200. NOW 300? 300. NOW 400?
>>
300. NOW 400? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 400. NOW 450?
>>
>> 400. NOW 450? >> 450.
CLEARLY,
>> 450. CLEARLY, ALL THE GUYS WANT
THIS
CLEARLY, ALL THE GUYS WANT THIS LOCKER.
THAT
THIS LOCKER. THAT MEANS I'M ON THE RIGHT
TRACK.
>>
TRACK. >> NOW 500? 500.
550.
>> NOW 500? 500. 550. NOW 600?
>>
550. NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 650? 650.
NOW
>> NOW 650? 650. NOW 700?
>>
NOW 700? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 750? 750, LET'S DO IT!
AND
>> 750? 750, LET'S DO IT! AND 800?
CHIME
AND 800? CHIME IN WHERE YOU LIKE.
>>
CHIME IN WHERE YOU LIKE. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> 800.
>> 800. 850?
>> 800. >> 800. 850? 850?
HE
>> 800. 850? 850? HE SAYS NO.
850
HE SAYS NO. 850 GOING ONCE.
>>
850 GOING ONCE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 850. NEW PLAYER IN THE GAME.
900?
>> 850. NEW PLAYER IN THE GAME. 900? 900?
900.
900? 900? 900. NOW 925?
>>
900. NOW 925? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 925. NOW 950, SIR?
950
>> 925. NOW 950, SIR? 950 THERE. 950.
950.
950 THERE. 950. 950. NOW 975?
>>
950. NOW 975? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 975. AND 1,000?
1,000?
>> 975. AND 1,000? 1,000? 1,000 GOING ONCE.
1,000
1,000? 1,000 GOING ONCE. 1,000 GOING TWICE.
I
1,000 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $975.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $975. >> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA TAKE
'EM
>> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA TAKE 'EM ALL TODAY.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR EGG BASKET
>>
>> OOH!
>>
>> OOH! >> OOH, I LIKE THE WASHER/DRYER.
>>
>> OOH! >> OOH, I LIKE THE WASHER/DRYER. >> NICE END TABLES.
COFFEE
>> OOH, I LIKE THE WASHER/DRYER. >> NICE END TABLES. COFFEE AND TWO END TABLES.
>>
>> NICE END TABLES. COFFEE AND TWO END TABLES. >> YEAH, I JUST REALLY LIKE THE
WASHER
COFFEE AND TWO END TABLES. >> YEAH, I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WASHER AND DRYER.
BUT
>> YEAH, I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WASHER AND DRYER. BUT I'M ONLY BUYING IF THE
LOCKER
WASHER AND DRYER. BUT I'M ONLY BUYING IF THE LOCKER STAYS CHEAP.
>>
BUT I'M ONLY BUYING IF THE LOCKER STAYS CHEAP. >> THERE'S A WHOLE BEDROOM SET
IN
LOCKER STAYS CHEAP. >> THERE'S A WHOLE BEDROOM SET IN HERE.
I
>> THERE'S A WHOLE BEDROOM SET IN HERE. I SEE THE HEADBOARD, THE
FOOTBOARD,
IN HERE. I SEE THE HEADBOARD, THE FOOTBOARD, THE RAILS.
THEY
I SEE THE HEADBOARD, THE FOOTBOARD, THE RAILS. THEY ALL MATCH.
THEY
FOOTBOARD, THE RAILS. THEY ALL MATCH. THEY MATCH THE END TABLES THERE.
I
THEY ALL MATCH. THEY MATCH THE END TABLES THERE. I LIKE IT.
THIS
THEY MATCH THE END TABLES THERE. I LIKE IT. THIS LOCKER WOULD BE GREAT FOR
MY
I LIKE IT. THIS LOCKER WOULD BE GREAT FOR MY BEDROOM ROOM.
[clears
THIS LOCKER WOULD BE GREAT FOR MY BEDROOM ROOM. [clears throat]
>>
MY BEDROOM ROOM. [clears throat] >> OH, THAT'S A NICE WASHER AND
DRYER.
THAT'S
>> OH, THAT'S A NICE WASHER AND DRYER. THAT'S GOT TO BE, LIKE, A $1,000
RIGHT
DRYER. THAT'S GOT TO BE, LIKE, A $1,000 RIGHT THERE, RIGHT?
AND
THAT'S GOT TO BE, LIKE, A $1,000 RIGHT THERE, RIGHT? AND THIS FURNITURE.
CLEAN
RIGHT THERE, RIGHT? AND THIS FURNITURE. CLEAN LINES, LOOK A LITTLE MORE
MASCULINE
AND THIS FURNITURE. CLEAN LINES, LOOK A LITTLE MORE MASCULINE THAN MY USUAL THING.
THE
CLEAN LINES, LOOK A LITTLE MORE MASCULINE THAN MY USUAL THING. THE FURNITURE IS NOT FUSSY.
COMPLETELY
MASCULINE THAN MY USUAL THING. THE FURNITURE IS NOT FUSSY. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I
DO,
THE FURNITURE IS NOT FUSSY. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I DO, BUT EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING
FOR.
>>
DO, BUT EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. >> THAT FURNITURE, IT'S NOT
REALLY
FOR. >> THAT FURNITURE, IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, NOT REALLY
STUFF
>> THAT FURNITURE, IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, NOT REALLY STUFF THAT I CAN REALLY FIX UP.
'CAUSE
REALLY MY STYLE, NOT REALLY STUFF THAT I CAN REALLY FIX UP. 'CAUSE IT HAS SUCH A VARNISH ON
IT.
THIS
'CAUSE IT HAS SUCH A VARNISH ON IT. THIS METAL THING I COULD DO
SOMETHING
IT. THIS METAL THING I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH.
YOU
THIS METAL THING I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I
SOMETHING WITH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THAT TV.
WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THAT TV. WHAT COULD YOU MAKE OUT OF A TV
LIKE
I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THAT TV. WHAT COULD YOU MAKE OUT OF A TV LIKE THAT?
SOMETHING
WHAT COULD YOU MAKE OUT OF A TV LIKE THAT? SOMETHING COOL, MOE!
I'M
LIKE THAT? SOMETHING COOL, MOE! I'M GOING FOR IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN, NOW 100? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100 THERE. NOW 200?
>>
>> 100 THERE. NOW 200? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200. NOW 300?
300.
>> 200. NOW 300? 300. NOW 400?
400.
300. NOW 400? 400. 500?
[auctioneering]
400. 500? [auctioneering] 500?
>>
[auctioneering] 500? >> 450!
>>
>> 450! >> 450. NOW 500?
500
>> 450. NOW 500? 500 THERE. NOW 550?
>>
500 THERE. NOW 550? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 550. NOW 600?
600.
>> 550. NOW 600? 600. NOW 650?
[auctioneering]
600. NOW 650? [auctioneering] 650?
I
[auctioneering] 650? I HAVE 650.
NOW
I HAVE 650. NOW 700? 700?
700
NOW 700? 700? 700 GOING ONCE.
700
700 GOING ONCE. 700 GOING TWICE.
I
700 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $650.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $650. >> YEAH. WHOO!
[applause]
I
[applause] I GOT SOME GREAT
MASCULINE-LOOKING
I GOT SOME GREAT MASCULINE-LOOKING FURNITURE FOR
THE
MASCULINE-LOOKING FURNITURE FOR THE SHOP.
THIS
THIS WASHER AND DRYER--THOSE ARE
MORE
THIS WASHER AND DRYER--THOSE ARE MORE THAN I BID ON THIS.
IF
THIS WASHER AND DRYER--THOSE ARE MORE THAN I BID ON THIS. IF I CAN SELL THIS GUY STUFF
LIKE
MORE THAN I BID ON THIS. IF I CAN SELL THIS GUY STUFF LIKE I THINK I CAN, I'M GONNA BE
ABLE
IF I CAN SELL THIS GUY STUFF LIKE I THINK I CAN, I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY A LOT MORE LOCKERS
AT
LIKE I THINK I CAN, I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY A LOT MORE LOCKERS AT AUCTION.
>>
ABLE TO BUY A LOT MORE LOCKERS AT AUCTION. >> I HAVE AN IDEA.
HEY,
AT AUCTION. >> I HAVE AN IDEA. HEY, JENNY, HOLD UP.
>>
>> I HAVE AN IDEA. HEY, JENNY, HOLD UP. >> YEAH.
>>
HEY, JENNY, HOLD UP. >> YEAH. >> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT
TV
>> YEAH. >> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT TV IN
>>
>> $100.
>>
>> $100. >> 100 BUCKS? COME ON.
THIS
>> $100. >> 100 BUCKS? COME ON. THIS IS MORE LIKE $20.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS? COME ON. THIS IS MORE LIKE $20. >> $40.
>>
>> [sighs] OKAY, 40 IS FINE.
>>
>> [sighs] OKAY, 40 IS FINE. >> AWESOME, IT'S TOTALLY YOURS.
THANKS,
>> AWESOME, IT'S TOTALLY YOURS. THANKS, DUDE.
>>
THANKS, DUDE. >> YEAH, THANK YOU.
OOH,
>> YEAH, THANK YOU. OOH, [laughs].
STAY
OOH, [laughs]. STAY TUNED.
>>
STAY TUNED. >> $40.
YOU
>> $40. YOU KNOW, TYPICALLY I DON'T
REALLY
YOU KNOW, TYPICALLY I DON'T REALLY BUY WASHERS AND DRYERS,
BUT
REALLY BUY WASHERS AND DRYERS, BUT THIS IS A FANTASTIC SET.
I
BUT THIS IS A FANTASTIC SET. I AM EITHER GONNA KEEP IT OR
SELL
I AM EITHER GONNA KEEP IT OR SELL IT FOR $1,000.
THIS
SELL IT FOR $1,000. THIS UNIT IS ALREADY MAKING ME
MONEY.
WHAT
MONEY. WHAT IS THIS?
"NOW
WHAT IS THIS? "NOW SHOWING."
IT'S
"NOW SHOWING." IT'S A MOVIE THEATER PLASTIC
SIGN.
I'M
SIGN. I'M ASSUMING THIS IS THE TREE.
THIS
I'M ASSUMING THIS IS THE TREE. THIS IS A $99.99 TREE.
PROBABLY
THIS IS A $99.99 TREE. PROBABLY SELL IT FOR $45?
THESE
PROBABLY SELL IT FOR $45? THESE ARE GREAT.
TOTALLY
THESE ARE GREAT. TOTALLY STURDY.
COOL
TOTALLY STURDY. COOL LITTLE NAIL-HEAD ACCENTS.
SO
COOL LITTLE NAIL-HEAD ACCENTS. SO $150 EACH, ONCE I PAINT 'EM.
OH,
SO $150 EACH, ONCE I PAINT 'EM. OH, GOSH. WOW.
I
OH, GOSH. WOW. I THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS GONNA PULL
THAT,
I THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS GONNA PULL THAT, IT WAS GONNA PULL BACK
OUT.
WELL,
OUT. WELL, THIS JUST ISN'T YOUR OLD
BORING
WELL, THIS JUST ISN'T YOUR OLD BORING COFFEE TABLE ANYMORE.
PRICE
BORING COFFEE TABLE ANYMORE. PRICE JUST WENT UP ON THIS GUY.
IF
PRICE JUST WENT UP ON THIS GUY. IF YOU'RE EATING AROUND THE
TABLE,
IF YOU'RE EATING AROUND THE TABLE, YOU CAN COME AND SIT OVER
HERE,
TABLE, YOU CAN COME AND SIT OVER HERE, AND HAVE A NICE LITTLE
MEAL.
HELLO!
FOOTBALL
HELLO! FOOTBALL GAMES, WINGS, BEER.
THIS
FOOTBALL GAMES, WINGS, BEER. THIS IS A MAN PIECE.
THIS
THIS IS A MAN PIECE. THIS WILL DEFINITELY BE A $300
COFFEE
THIS WILL DEFINITELY BE A $300 COFFEE TABLE WHEN I'M DONE WITH
IT.
MATTRESSES:
IT. MATTRESSES: TRASH.
LET'S
MATTRESSES: TRASH. LET'S SEE, THIS BED?
$250.
I
$250. I KIND OF WANT TO TAKE A BETTER
LOOK
I KIND OF WANT TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT MY WASHER AND DRYER.
THIS
LOOK AT MY WASHER AND DRYER. THIS IS MY BIG MONEYMAKER THERE.
WAIT
THIS IS MY BIG MONEYMAKER THERE. WAIT A SECOND!
THERE'S
WAIT A SECOND! THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND THE
>>
>> I
>> I KIND
>> I KIND OF WANT TO TAKE A
BETTER
>> I KIND OF WANT TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT MY WASHER AND
DRYER.
WAIT
WAIT A
WAIT A SECOND!
THERE'S
WAIT A SECOND! THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND THE
MATTRESS!
COME
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND THE MATTRESS! COME ON.
I
MATTRESS! COME ON. I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH
COME ON. I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY MOVIE SIGN.
IT'S,
I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY MOVIE SIGN. IT'S, LIKE, A LIGHTED SIGN
THAT
WITH MY MOVIE SIGN. IT'S, LIKE, A LIGHTED SIGN THAT YOU WOULD PUT THE MOVIE
THAT'S
IT'S, LIKE, A LIGHTED SIGN THAT YOU WOULD PUT THE MOVIE THAT'S SHOWING PICTURE IN HERE.
AND
THAT YOU WOULD PUT THE MOVIE THAT'S SHOWING PICTURE IN HERE. AND THEN THIS WOULD GO DOWN
THERE.
AND
AND THEN THIS WOULD GO DOWN THERE. AND THEN ALL THESE THINGS WOULD
LIGHT
THERE. AND THEN ALL THESE THINGS WOULD LIGHT UP.
THIS
AND THEN ALL THESE THINGS WOULD LIGHT UP. THIS IS PRETTY AMAZING.
THIS
LIGHT UP. THIS IS PRETTY AMAZING. THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
I
THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. I AM NOT A MOVIE BUFF, BUT I'M
SURE
MONEY. I AM NOT A MOVIE BUFF, BUT I'M SURE I COULD FIND ONE TO HELP ME
OUT
I AM NOT A MOVIE BUFF, BUT I'M SURE I COULD FIND ONE TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS THING.
THIS
SURE I COULD FIND ONE TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS THING. THIS IS CLEARLY PART OF THE
DUDE'S
OUT WITH THIS THING. THIS IS CLEARLY PART OF THE DUDE'S MAN GAME.
I'M
THIS IS CLEARLY PART OF THE DUDE'S MAN GAME. I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT MY
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, A
>> HEY, A LITTLE HIGH-END
FURNITURE
>> HEY, A LITTLE HIGH-END FURNITURE UNIT.
THAT'S
>> HEY, A LITTLE HIGH-END FURNITURE UNIT. THAT'S FOR ME.
>>
FURNITURE UNIT. THAT'S FOR ME. >> WELL, THERE'S A GOOD-LOOKING
TABLE
THAT'S FOR ME. >> WELL, THERE'S A GOOD-LOOKING TABLE RIGHT THERE.
THERE'S
>> WELL, THERE'S A GOOD-LOOKING TABLE RIGHT THERE. THERE'S A DRESSER OVER HERE.
THERE
TABLE RIGHT THERE. THERE'S A DRESSER OVER HERE. THERE IS A LOT OF FURNITURE IN
HERE,
THERE'S A DRESSER OVER HERE. THERE IS A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS A LOT OF
WORK.
THIS
HERE, BUT IT ALL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK. THIS FURNITURE COULD USE A
MARY'S
WORK. THIS FURNITURE COULD USE A MARY'S TOUCH!
WHY,
THIS FURNITURE COULD USE A MARY'S TOUCH! WHY, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
MARY
MARY'S TOUCH! WHY, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. MARY TO THE RESCUE!
[bugle
WHY, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. MARY TO THE RESCUE! [bugle call]
>>
MARY TO THE RESCUE! [bugle call] >> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S
[bugle call] >> OH, MY GOD. IT'S A WASHER.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S A WASHER. >> DENIM COUCH.
>>
IT'S A WASHER. >> DENIM COUCH. >> CHAIRS ARE NICE.
BIG
>> DENIM COUCH. >> CHAIRS ARE NICE. BIG DESK AND CHAIR.
>>
>> MM-HMM.
>>
>> WITH
>> WITH THIS LOCKER, WE CAN FILL
UP
>> WITH THIS LOCKER, WE CAN FILL UP TWO TRAILERS.
>>
>> WITH THIS LOCKER, WE CAN FILL UP TWO TRAILERS. >> THERE ARE SIX REALLY NICE
DINING
UP TWO TRAILERS. >> THERE ARE SIX REALLY NICE DINING CHAIRS.
NICE
>> THERE ARE SIX REALLY NICE DINING CHAIRS. NICE DINING TABLE.
IT'S
DINING CHAIRS. NICE DINING TABLE. IT'S A KIND OF THING A GUY WOULD
LIKE
NICE DINING TABLE. IT'S A KIND OF THING A GUY WOULD LIKE TOO.
I
IT'S A KIND OF THING A GUY WOULD LIKE TOO. I BET MARY HAS HER EYE ON THIS
TOO,
LIKE TOO. I BET MARY HAS HER EYE ON THIS TOO, JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S SOLO
TODAY
I BET MARY HAS HER EYE ON THIS TOO, JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S SOLO TODAY AND THIS IS THE KIND OF
STUFF
TOO, JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S SOLO TODAY AND THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE BOTH WANT FOR OUR
SHOPS.
BUT
STUFF WE BOTH WANT FOR OUR SHOPS. BUT MARY'S ONLY GOT HALF THE
MONEY.
>>
BUT MARY'S ONLY GOT HALF THE MONEY. >> OKAY, FOLKS.
WE'RE
MONEY. >> OKAY, FOLKS. WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS ONE.
OUTSIDE!
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
100?
>>
100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100. NOW 150?
>>
>> 100. NOW 150? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 150 THERE. NOW 200?
>>
>> 150 THERE. NOW 200? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200. 250?
>>
>> 200. 250? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 250 THERE. NOW 300?
>>
>> 250 THERE. NOW 300? >> THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR
THAT.
>>
THAT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 300 THERE.
>>
>> 300 THERE. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400 THERE.
>>
>> 400 THERE. >> RIGHT HERE, WALT.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE, WALT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> DANG IT.
>>
>> DANG IT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 525. NOW 550?
[auctioneering]
>> 525. NOW 550? [auctioneering] 550?
[auctioneering]
550
[auctioneering] 550 GOING ONCE.
>>
550 GOING ONCE. >> NO. LET HIM HAVE IT.
>>
>> NO. LET HIM HAVE IT. >> 550 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 550 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $525.
$525.
>>
$525. >> WE'RE ON FIRE.
[blows]
[whip
[blows] [whip snap]
>>
[blows] [whip snap] >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT OUT THERE
TO
[whip snap] >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT OUT THERE TO THROW MONEY AWAY.
I
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT OUT THERE TO THROW MONEY AWAY. I MAY HAVE NOT BOUGHT ANYTHING
TODAY,
TO THROW MONEY AWAY. I MAY HAVE NOT BOUGHT ANYTHING TODAY, BUT ULTIMATELY I'M NOT
PLAYING
I MAY HAVE NOT BOUGHT ANYTHING TODAY, BUT ULTIMATELY I'M NOT PLAYING THAT GAME, I'M NOT
OVERPAYING
TODAY, BUT ULTIMATELY I'M NOT PLAYING THAT GAME, I'M NOT OVERPAYING FOR A LOCKER.
SON
PLAYING THAT GAME, I'M NOT OVERPAYING FOR A LOCKER. SON OF A BITCH.
IT
OVERPAYING FOR A LOCKER. SON OF A BITCH. IT WAS A HARD
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I CLEANED UP AT THE
AUCTION
>> BUBBA AND I CLEANED UP AT THE AUCTION TODAY.
SO
>> BUBBA AND I CLEANED UP AT THE AUCTION TODAY. SO WE DECIDED TO GET A COUPLE OF
THE
AUCTION TODAY. SO WE DECIDED TO GET A COUPLE OF THE NEPHEWS TO COME OUT AND
TEACH
SO WE DECIDED TO GET A COUPLE OF THE NEPHEWS TO COME OUT AND TEACH 'EM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
WORKING,
THE NEPHEWS TO COME OUT AND TEACH 'EM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WORKING, NOT...
[imitates
TEACH 'EM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WORKING, NOT... [imitates clicking controls]
ALL
WORKING, NOT... [imitates clicking controls] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GO LET THE
TAILGATE
[imitates clicking controls] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GO LET THE TAILGATE DOWN, BRING THE
DOLLIES.
START
TAILGATE DOWN, BRING THE DOLLIES. START DOLLYING THIS STUFF OUT
TO
DOLLIES. START DOLLYING THIS STUFF OUT TO US--YOU CAN GO DO THAT OR
START
START DOLLYING THIS STUFF OUT TO US--YOU CAN GO DO THAT OR START BRINGING THE CHAIRS.
MAN,
TO US--YOU CAN GO DO THAT OR START BRINGING THE CHAIRS. MAN, I JUST SEE MONEY
EVERYWHERE.
ISN'T
MAN, I JUST SEE MONEY EVERYWHERE. ISN'T THIS GOOD?
>>
EVERYWHERE. ISN'T THIS GOOD? >> THESE ARE PRETTY NICE CHAIRS,
RICKY.
>>
>> THESE ARE PRETTY NICE CHAIRS, RICKY. >> THEY DAMN SURE ARE.
>>
RICKY. >> THEY DAMN SURE ARE. >> NICE, NEUTRAL COLOR.
>>
>> THEY DAMN SURE ARE. >> NICE, NEUTRAL COLOR. >> WELL, I NEED TO CHECK 'EM
OUT
>> NICE, NEUTRAL COLOR. >> WELL, I NEED TO CHECK 'EM OUT AND SEE IF THEY WORK.
>>
>> WELL, I NEED TO CHECK 'EM OUT AND SEE IF THEY WORK. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
OUT AND SEE IF THEY WORK. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, LET ME SEE.
WHOO,
>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, LET ME SEE. WHOO, DOGGIES.
THIS
>> OH, LET ME SEE. WHOO, DOGGIES. THIS IS PRETTY GOOD.
ONE,
WHOO, DOGGIES. THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. ONE, TWO...
COME
THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. ONE, TWO... COME ON, LADIES!
THREE,
ONE, TWO... COME ON, LADIES! THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
SWING
COME ON, LADIES! THREE, FOUR, FIVE. SWING YOUR PARTNER, DO-SI-DO.
PACK
THREE, FOUR, FIVE. SWING YOUR PARTNER, DO-SI-DO. PACK THE TRAILER,
IT'S
SWING YOUR PARTNER, DO-SI-DO. PACK THE TRAILER, IT'S TIME TO GO.
SET
PACK THE TRAILER, IT'S TIME TO GO. SET IT RIGHT ON TOP.
UPSIDE
IT'S TIME TO GO. SET IT RIGHT ON TOP. UPSIDE DOWN.
THERE
SET IT RIGHT ON TOP. UPSIDE DOWN. THERE WE GO.
>>
UPSIDE DOWN. THERE WE GO. >> [grunting]
>>
THERE WE GO. >> [grunting] >> LESS TALK, MORE WALK.
WE
>> [grunting] >> LESS TALK, MORE WALK. WE GONNA MAKE SOME FURNITURE
HAULERS
>> LESS TALK, MORE WALK. WE GONNA MAKE SOME FURNITURE HAULERS OUT OF THEM GUYS YET.
YOU
WE GONNA MAKE SOME FURNITURE HAULERS OUT OF THEM GUYS YET. YOU NEED TO TURN IT AROUND.
LIFT
HAULERS OUT OF THEM GUYS YET. YOU NEED TO TURN IT AROUND. LIFT THAT BAD BOY UP OVER THE
TOP.
BURNING
LIFT THAT BAD BOY UP OVER THE TOP. BURNING DAYLIGHT!
>>
TOP. BURNING DAYLIGHT! >> PHEW!
>>
BURNING DAYLIGHT! >> PHEW! >> GET YOUR FOOT UP AGAINST THE
WHEEL.
THERE
>> GET YOUR FOOT UP AGAINST THE WHEEL. THERE YOU GO.
BRING
WHEEL. THERE YOU GO. BRING IT--THE BOTTOM--MY WAY.
PUT
THERE YOU GO. BRING IT--THE BOTTOM--MY WAY. PUT THAT BACK DOWN, DAMN IT.
[thud]
WHAT
PUT THAT BACK DOWN, DAMN IT. [thud] WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN
THERE,
[thud] WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN THERE, BUBBA?
MAKING FURNITURE?
>>
THERE, BUBBA? MAKING FURNITURE? >> THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT
HIRING
MAKING FURNITURE? >> THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT HIRING PROFESSIONALS.
>>
>> THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT HIRING PROFESSIONALS. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING OUT
THE
HIRING PROFESSIONALS. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING OUT THE RIGHT WAY.
I'M
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING OUT THE RIGHT WAY. I'M STILL CHECKING THIS CHAIR
OUT,
THE RIGHT WAY. I'M STILL CHECKING THIS CHAIR OUT, IT'S FEELING OKAY.
WHEW!
THAT
OUT, IT'S FEELING OKAY. WHEW! THAT DANCE WAS A LOT OF WORK.
NOW
WHEW! THAT DANCE WAS A LOT OF WORK. NOW IT'S TIME TO ADD IT UP.
>>
>> TABLE,
>> TABLE, SIX CHAIRS, 500.
THAT
>> TABLE, SIX CHAIRS, 500. THAT LITTLE ARMOIRE, 125.
>>
THAT LITTLE ARMOIRE, 125. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> DESK, 150.
>>
>> DESK, 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> A LATE MODEL WASHER, 125?
>>
>> A LATE MODEL WASHER, 125? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> BLACK LITTLE PLANTER,
40
>> BLACK LITTLE PLANTER, 40 BUCKS.
>>
40 BUCKS. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> COFFEE TABLE, 50 BUCKS.
SOFA,
>> COFFEE TABLE, 50 BUCKS. SOFA, TABLE, NICE, 150.
AND
SOFA, TABLE, NICE, 150. AND THE CHAIR, ROLL-AROUND
OFFICE,
AND THE CHAIR, ROLL-AROUND OFFICE, 100 BUCKS.
>>
OFFICE, 100 BUCKS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, ONE DOWN, ONE
TO
>> ALL RIGHT, ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO--THAT'S OUR OVERHEAD.
NOW
TO GO--THAT'S OUR OVERHEAD. NOW WE NEED TO GO SEE ABOUT OUR
PROFIT.
>>
PROFIT. >> LOCKER TWO.
>>
>> LOCKER TWO. >> CLOTHES.
LOOKS
>> CLOTHES. LOOKS LIKE A JACKET AND STUFF.
THERE'S
LOOKS LIKE A JACKET AND STUFF. THERE'S PROBABLY 20 BUCKS.
>>
THERE'S PROBABLY 20 BUCKS. >> THESE ARE PROBABLY PRETTY
EXPENSIVE.
>>
EXPENSIVE. >> SAYS 40 BUCKS.
BE
>> SAYS 40 BUCKS. BE LUCKY TO GET 10 OR 15 OUT OF
IT.
WHAT
IT. WHAT YOU GOT?
>>
WHAT YOU GOT? >> GOT A WINE RACK.
>>
>> GOT A WINE RACK. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND A BIG BOWL.
>>
>> AND A BIG BOWL. >> CEREAL BOWL.
>>
>> CEREAL BOWL. >> CEREAL BOWL?
>>
>> CEREAL BOWL? >> OR A HAT.
>>
>> OR A HAT. >> WHAT'S THE PRICE ON IT?
>>
>> WHAT'S THE PRICE ON IT? >> "49.99"
GOOD
>> "49.99" GOOD LORD, THEY PAID A LOT FOR
THIS
GOOD LORD, THEY PAID A LOT FOR THIS STUFF.
50
THIS STUFF. 50 BUCKS, THAT BOX.
>>
50 BUCKS, THAT BOX. >> GOT AN OAK
WINDSOR
>> GOT AN OAK WINDSOR BACK CHAIR.
>>
WINDSOR BACK CHAIR. >> HOW MANY WE GOT?
>>
>> HOW MANY WE GOT? >> WELL, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
>>
>> WELL, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. >> I GOT TWO MORE OUT THERE.
SO
>> I GOT TWO MORE OUT THERE. SO IT'S SIX CHAIRS.
>>
SO IT'S SIX CHAIRS. >> 300 BUCKS, TABLE AND SIX
CHAIRS.
>>
CHAIRS. >> IT'S KIND OF A VINTAGE SAFARI
FEEL,
>> IT'S KIND OF A VINTAGE SAFARI FEEL, IS WHAT I GOT GOING ON.
WE'RE
FEEL, IS WHAT I GOT GOING ON. WE'RE NICKEL-AND-DIMING THIS
UNIT.
WHERE'S
UNIT. WHERE'S THE GOOD STUFF?
WHAT
WHERE'S THE GOOD STUFF? WHAT DO YOU THINK ON THAT SOFA?
200?
>>
200? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> THAT'S PRETTY NICE, RIGHT?
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY NICE, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 225
TO
>> THAT'S LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 225 TO ME.
THAT'S
TO ME. THAT'S THE LATEST, GREATEST--
>>
THAT'S THE LATEST, GREATEST-- >> YOU SOLD THAT LAST ONE, LIKE,
THE
>> YOU SOLD THAT LAST ONE, LIKE, THE FIRST HOUR WE WERE OPEN.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MAN, EVERYBODY WANTED
THAT.
>>
>> OH, MAN, EVERYBODY WANTED THAT. >> THERE. WHAT THE
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU SOLD THAT LAST ONE, LIKE,
THE
>> YOU SOLD THAT LAST ONE, LIKE, THE FIRST HOUR WE WERE OPEN.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MAN, EVERYBODY WANTED
THAT.
>>
>> OH, MAN, EVERYBODY WANTED THAT. >> THERE. WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT
THAT. >> THERE. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
>>
>> THERE. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> PUT IT UP HERE ON THE TABLE.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> PUT IT UP HERE ON THE TABLE. >> [straining] GOOD, LORD!
WHAT
>> PUT IT UP HERE ON THE TABLE. >> [straining] GOOD, LORD! WHAT IS THAT THING?
WELL,
>> [straining] GOOD, LORD! WHAT IS THAT THING? WELL, THAT'S PRETTY OLD, THOUGH,
LOOK,
WHAT IS THAT THING? WELL, THAT'S PRETTY OLD, THOUGH, LOOK, IT'S GLASS.
>>
WELL, THAT'S PRETTY OLD, THOUGH, LOOK, IT'S GLASS. >> LOOKS LIKE A TEA OR
COFFEEPOT
LOOK, IT'S GLASS. >> LOOKS LIKE A TEA OR COFFEEPOT TO ME.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE A TEA OR COFFEEPOT TO ME. >> I THINK IT'S LIKE A CAMPING--
YOU
COFFEEPOT TO ME. >> I THINK IT'S LIKE A CAMPING-- YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE IT CAMPING?
>>
>> I THINK IT'S LIKE A CAMPING-- YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE IT CAMPING? >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S PROBABLY
OFF
YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE IT CAMPING? >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S PROBABLY OFF OF?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S PROBABLY OFF OF? >> WHAT?
>>
OFF OF? >> WHAT? >> A TRAIN.
>>
>> WHAT? >> A TRAIN. >> YOU THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN,
LIKE,
>> A TRAIN. >> YOU THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A HOTEL?
>>
>> YOU THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A HOTEL? >> NO, 'CAUSE IT'S GAS.
THIS
LIKE, A HOTEL? >> NO, 'CAUSE IT'S GAS. THIS DEFINITELY COME OFF A
TRAIN.
>> NO, 'CAUSE IT'S GAS. THIS DEFINITELY COME OFF A TRAIN. OR...
>>
THIS DEFINITELY COME OFF A TRAIN. OR... >> OR WHAT?
>>
TRAIN. OR... >> OR WHAT? >> A SHIP.
I'VE
>> OR WHAT? >> A SHIP. I'VE JUST GOT TWO THEORIES.
IT'S
>> A SHIP. I'VE JUST GOT TWO THEORIES. IT'S COME FROM A SHIP, OR IT
CAME
I'VE JUST GOT TWO THEORIES. IT'S COME FROM A SHIP, OR IT CAME FROM A TRAIN.
>>
IT'S COME FROM A SHIP, OR IT CAME FROM A TRAIN. >> YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER ALL
YOUR
CAME FROM A TRAIN. >> YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER ALL YOUR BASES NOW: PICK ONE.
>>
>> YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER ALL YOUR BASES NOW: PICK ONE. >> I'LL TAKE THE SHIP.
>>
YOUR BASES NOW: PICK ONE. >> I'LL TAKE THE SHIP. >> I'M NOT A COFFEE DRINKER.
I
>> I'LL TAKE THE SHIP. >> I'M NOT A COFFEE DRINKER. I PREFER DR PEPPER.
BUT
>> I'M NOT A COFFEE DRINKER. I PREFER DR PEPPER. BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A
COFFEEMAKER
I PREFER DR PEPPER. BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A COFFEEMAKER LIKE THIS BEFORE.
>>
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A COFFEEMAKER LIKE THIS BEFORE. >> WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> HOTEL LOBBY.
>>
OUT. >> HOTEL LOBBY. >> SAILING SHIP.
>>
>> HOTEL LOBBY. >> SAILING SHIP. >> OKAY, WE'LL GET IT CHECKED
>>
>> OKAY.
SO
>> OKAY. SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
TRANSFORMING
>> OKAY. SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON TRANSFORMING THE TV I BOUGHT
FROM
SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON TRANSFORMING THE TV I BOUGHT FROM JENNY, TRYING TO MAKE IT
INTO
TRANSFORMING THE TV I BOUGHT FROM JENNY, TRYING TO MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING COOL.
[object
FROM JENNY, TRYING TO MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING COOL. [object clatters]
SO
INTO SOMETHING COOL. [object clatters] SO I'M HAVING MY BIGGEST CRITIC,
MY
[object clatters] SO I'M HAVING MY BIGGEST CRITIC, MY BROTHER BLOM, COME BY AND
CHECK
SO I'M HAVING MY BIGGEST CRITIC, MY BROTHER BLOM, COME BY AND CHECK IT OUT.
>>
MY BROTHER BLOM, COME BY AND CHECK IT OUT. >> WHAT'S UP, MARY?
>>
CHECK IT OUT. >> WHAT'S UP, MARY? >> WHAT UP, BLOM?
>>
>> WHAT'S UP, MARY? >> WHAT UP, BLOM? >> WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME
TO
>> WHAT UP, BLOM? >> WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO BRING FISH?
>>
>> WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO BRING FISH? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT
WITHOUT
TO BRING FISH? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT WITHOUT EVEN ASKING.
[brass
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT WITHOUT EVEN ASKING. [brass fanfare]
♪
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING. [brass fanfare] ♪ ♪
>>
[brass fanfare] ♪ ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, BLOM?
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, BLOM? >> both: FISH TANK!
[laughter]
>>
>> both: FISH TANK! [laughter] >> WHAT, DID YOU MAKE THIS OUT
OF
[laughter] >> WHAT, DID YOU MAKE THIS OUT OF THE TV?
>>
>> WHAT, DID YOU MAKE THIS OUT OF THE TV? >> YEAH.
>>
OF THE TV? >> YEAH. >> LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH. >> LOOKS REALLY GOOD. >> SO ALL THESE THINGS ARE
PIECES
>> LOOKS REALLY GOOD. >> SO ALL THESE THINGS ARE PIECES OF PLEXI I FOUND ON THE
SIDE
>> SO ALL THESE THINGS ARE PIECES OF PLEXI I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET.
I
PIECES OF PLEXI I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET. I CUT 'EM ALL UP.
>>
SIDE OF THE STREET. I CUT 'EM ALL UP. >> I THINK IT SHOULD SELL PRETTY
QUICK,
I CUT 'EM ALL UP. >> I THINK IT SHOULD SELL PRETTY QUICK, IT'S REALLY COOL, YEAH.
>>
>> I THINK IT SHOULD SELL PRETTY QUICK, IT'S REALLY COOL, YEAH. >> YOU THINK?
>>
QUICK, IT'S REALLY COOL, YEAH. >> YOU THINK? >> LET'S PUT THESE FISH IN IT.
>>
>> YOU THINK? >> LET'S PUT THESE FISH IN IT. >> IS IT WORKING?
>>
>> LET'S PUT THESE FISH IN IT. >> IS IT WORKING? >> YEAH, IT'S WORKING.
>>
>> IS IT WORKING? >> YEAH, IT'S WORKING. >> IS IT LEAKING?
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S WORKING. >> IS IT LEAKING? >> IT'S NOT LEAKING YET.
AND
>>
>> NO
>> NO LEAKS, BLOM?
>>
>> NO LEAKS, BLOM? >> NO, LOOKS GOOD.
WHO
>> NO LEAKS, BLOM? >> NO, LOOKS GOOD. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
SELL
>> NO, LOOKS GOOD. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SELL THIS TO, MARY?
>>
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SELL THIS TO, MARY? >> I THINK, YOU KNOW, COULD BE
IN
SELL THIS TO, MARY? >> I THINK, YOU KNOW, COULD BE IN A KID'S ROOM.
>>
>> I THINK, YOU KNOW, COULD BE IN A KID'S ROOM. >> KID'S ROOM?
THAT'S
IN A KID'S ROOM. >> KID'S ROOM? THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
I'D
I'D BUY
I'D BUY IT.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I
SHOULD
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SELL IT FOR?
>>
SHOULD SELL IT FOR? >> 200 BUCKS?
>>
>> 200 BUCKS? >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING, LIKE,
250.
>>
250. >> 250?
>>
>> 250? >> RIGHT ON, BLOM.
>>
>> RIGHT ON, BLOM. >> YEAH, I'D PAY 250.
ALL
ALL RIGHT.
>>
ALL RIGHT. >> BLOM, WELL, WE HAVE TO NAME
THEM.
YOU
>> BLOM, WELL, WE HAVE TO NAME THEM. YOU GO, AND THEN I'LL GO, OKAY?
>>
THEM. YOU GO, AND THEN I'LL GO, OKAY? >> THAT'S HERBIE.
>>
YOU GO, AND THEN I'LL GO, OKAY? >> THAT'S HERBIE. >> THAT IS SEBASTIAN.
>>
>> THAT'S HERBIE. >> THAT IS SEBASTIAN. >> CALL THAT ONE SUSHI.
>>
>> THAT IS SEBASTIAN. >> CALL THAT ONE SUSHI. >> THAT ONE IS BUSTER BROWNING.
>>
>> CALL THAT ONE SUSHI. >> THAT ONE IS BUSTER BROWNING. >> WE'LL CALL THE ONE HIDING
BEHIND
>> THAT ONE IS BUSTER BROWNING. >> WE'LL CALL THE ONE HIDING BEHIND THERE "MOE."
>>
>> WE'LL CALL THE ONE HIDING BEHIND THERE "MOE." >> WE WILL CALL HIM MAURICIO.
BLOM,
BEHIND THERE "MOE." >> WE WILL CALL HIM MAURICIO. BLOM, WHAT IS GOING ON?
THEY
>> WE WILL CALL HIM MAURICIO. BLOM, WHAT IS GOING ON? THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DYING.
[laughter]
BLOM,
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DYING. [laughter] BLOM, WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL,
[laughter] BLOM, WHAT DO WE DO? WELL, LOOK AT THIS!
>>
BLOM, WHAT DO WE DO? WELL, LOOK AT THIS! >> [laughs]
>>
WELL, LOOK AT THIS! >> [laughs] >> BLOM, THIS IS NOT GOOD!
>>
>> [laughs] >> BLOM, THIS IS NOT GOOD! >> BETTER SELL IT QUICK.
[laughs]
>>
>> BETTER SELL IT QUICK. [laughs] >> UNFORTUNATELY, BLOM IS
PROBABLY
[laughs] >> UNFORTUNATELY, BLOM IS PROBABLY RIGHT.
I
>> UNFORTUNATELY, BLOM IS PROBABLY RIGHT. I GOT TO SHOW PEOPLE I BUILT
A
PROBABLY RIGHT. I GOT TO SHOW PEOPLE I BUILT A FISH TANK, NOT A DEATH TRAP!
I
I GOT TO SHOW PEOPLE I BUILT A FISH TANK, NOT A DEATH TRAP! I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I
A FISH TANK, NOT A DEATH TRAP! I CAN'T TAKE IT. I GOT TO GO SEE THE FISH MAN.
WE
I CAN'T TAKE IT. I GOT TO GO SEE THE FISH MAN. WE GOT TO SAVE THESE FISHES.
>>
I GOT TO GO SEE THE FISH MAN. WE GOT TO SAVE THESE FISHES. >> WAIT, MARY, WE CAN PROBABLY
GET
WE GOT TO SAVE THESE FISHES. >> WAIT, MARY, WE CAN PROBABLY GET OUR MONEY BACK.
TAKE
>> WAIT, MARY, WE CAN PROBABLY GET OUR MONEY BACK. TAKE THE FISH
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY MOVIE POSTER
THING
>> I'M TAKING MY MOVIE POSTER THING TO A FAMOUS THEATER IN
DALLAS.
IT'S
THING TO A FAMOUS THEATER IN DALLAS. IT'S CALLED THE TEXAS THEATRE.
AND
DALLAS. IT'S CALLED THE TEXAS THEATRE. AND IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE
LEE
IT'S CALLED THE TEXAS THEATRE. AND IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS ARRESTED
AFTER
AND IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE ASSASSINATED JFK.
ARE
LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE ASSASSINATED JFK. ARE YOU JASON?
>>
AFTER HE ASSASSINATED JFK. ARE YOU JASON? >> I AM JASON.
>>
ARE YOU JASON? >> I AM JASON. >> I'M JENNY.
>>
>> I AM JASON. >> I'M JENNY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> I'M JENNY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS TO BE A
LIGHTED
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS TO BE A LIGHTED ELECTRICAL POSTER CASE.
PROBABLY
>> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS TO BE A LIGHTED ELECTRICAL POSTER CASE. PROBABLY FROM '70s OR '80s.
THERE'S
LIGHTED ELECTRICAL POSTER CASE. PROBABLY FROM '70s OR '80s. THERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT ARE
KIND
PROBABLY FROM '70s OR '80s. THERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF UNIQUE ABOUT THIS THAT
YOU
THERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF UNIQUE ABOUT THIS THAT YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN.
ALL
KIND OF UNIQUE ABOUT THIS THAT YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN. ALL THESE LIGHTS THAT YOU HAVE
HERE
YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN. ALL THESE LIGHTS THAT YOU HAVE HERE ARE REALLY, REALLY UNIQUE.
HONESTLY,
ALL THESE LIGHTS THAT YOU HAVE HERE ARE REALLY, REALLY UNIQUE. HONESTLY, THEY'RE JUST TOO
ORNATE
HERE ARE REALLY, REALLY UNIQUE. HONESTLY, THEY'RE JUST TOO ORNATE TO KEEP UP WITH.
YOU'D
HONESTLY, THEY'RE JUST TOO ORNATE TO KEEP UP WITH. YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE ALL THESE
BULBS
ORNATE TO KEEP UP WITH. YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE ALL THESE BULBS OUT, AND, YOU KNOW...
>>
YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE ALL THESE BULBS OUT, AND, YOU KNOW... >> IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE--
>>
BULBS OUT, AND, YOU KNOW... >> IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE-- >> SOME GUY THAT WORKS AT THE
THEATER'S
>> IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE-- >> SOME GUY THAT WORKS AT THE THEATER'S GONNA BE, YOU KNOW,
REALLY
>> SOME GUY THAT WORKS AT THE THEATER'S GONNA BE, YOU KNOW, REALLY HAVING TO PUT UP WITH
A
THEATER'S GONNA BE, YOU KNOW, REALLY HAVING TO PUT UP WITH A LOT OF WORK JUST TO KEEP THIS
ONE
REALLY HAVING TO PUT UP WITH A LOT OF WORK JUST TO KEEP THIS ONE POSTER LOOKING RIGHT.
>>
A LOT OF WORK JUST TO KEEP THIS ONE POSTER LOOKING RIGHT. >> AND IT HAS THESE HOLES BACK
HERE.
>>
>> AND IT HAS THESE HOLES BACK HERE. >> YEAH, THIS WAS JUST PROBABLY
BACKED
HERE. >> YEAH, THIS WAS JUST PROBABLY BACKED UP TO A WALL SOMEWHERE,
AND
>> YEAH, THIS WAS JUST PROBABLY BACKED UP TO A WALL SOMEWHERE, AND THEY'RE JUST CONNECTED TO
THE
BACKED UP TO A WALL SOMEWHERE, AND THEY'RE JUST CONNECTED TO THE MAIN ON-AND-OFF SWITCH.
SO
AND THEY'RE JUST CONNECTED TO THE MAIN ON-AND-OFF SWITCH. SO IT'D BE REALLY EASY,
ACTUALLY,
THE MAIN ON-AND-OFF SWITCH. SO IT'D BE REALLY EASY, ACTUALLY, TO CHECK OUT IF IT
WORKS.
JUST
ACTUALLY, TO CHECK OUT IF IT WORKS. JUST PLUG IT IN TO THESE TWO
SPOTS
WORKS. JUST PLUG IT IN TO THESE TWO SPOTS AND, YOU KNOW.
>>
JUST PLUG IT IN TO THESE TWO SPOTS AND, YOU KNOW. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A CORD LIKE
THAT?
>>
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A CORD LIKE THAT? >> I DO, ACTUALLY.
>>
THAT? >> I DO, ACTUALLY. >> OH, YOU GUYS DO?
>>
>> I DO, ACTUALLY. >> OH, YOU GUYS DO? >> WE COULD DEFINITELY TRY IT
OUT.
>>
>> WE COULD DEFINITELY TRY IT OUT. >> OKAY.
SINCE
OUT. >> OKAY. SINCE THIS CASE IS A LITTLE
OLDER
>> OKAY. SINCE THIS CASE IS A LITTLE OLDER THAN I THOUGHT, I REALLY
HOPE
SINCE THIS CASE IS A LITTLE OLDER THAN I THOUGHT, I REALLY HOPE THAT IT WORKS.
>>
OLDER THAN I THOUGHT, I REALLY HOPE THAT IT WORKS. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE SURE
THIS
HOPE THAT IT WORKS. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE SURE THIS IS ALL COOL.
NOW
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE SURE THIS IS ALL COOL. NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
I
THIS IS ALL COOL. NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO THAT.
>>
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO THAT. >> [gasps] OH, MY GOD!
>>
I DO THAT. >> [gasps] OH, MY GOD! >> AND THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> [gasps] OH, MY GOD! >> AND THERE YOU GO. >> OH!
>>
>> AND THERE YOU GO. >> OH! >> THAT'S GREAT.
>>
>> OH! >> THAT'S GREAT. >> IT FLUTTERS AND FLASHES.
>>
>> THAT'S GREAT. >> IT FLUTTERS AND FLASHES. >> YEAH, SO THIS WOULD
DEFINITELY
>> IT FLUTTERS AND FLASHES. >> YEAH, SO THIS WOULD DEFINITELY ATTRACT SOMEONE'S
EYE.
>>
DEFINITELY ATTRACT SOMEONE'S EYE. >> ALL OF THE BULBS WORK.
>>
EYE. >> ALL OF THE BULBS WORK. >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN
PERFECT
>> ALL OF THE BULBS WORK. >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PERFECT SHAPE.
>>
>> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. >> THIS IS SO COOL!
>>
PERFECT SHAPE. >> THIS IS SO COOL! >> YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S
>> THIS IS SO COOL! >> YEAH, IT'S AMAZING. IT'S AN AMAZING PIECE.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S
WORTH
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH NOW THAT IT WORKS?
>>
WORTH NOW THAT IT WORKS? >> YOU'RE LOOKING AT PROBABLY...
700.
>>
700. >> 700?
>>
>> 700? >> YEAH, I WOULD SAY 700.
>>
>> YEAH, I WOULD SAY 700. >> I THINK UPTOWN COUNTRY IS
"NOW
>> I THINK UPTOWN COUNTRY IS "NOW SHOWING" A LOT MORE PROFIT.
AND,
AND, "COMING SOON,"
JENNY
AND, "COMING SOON," JENNY GRUMBLES LOOKS FOR
A
AND, "COMING SOON," JENNY GRUMBLES LOOKS FOR A LOT MORE GUY STUFF.
IT'S
JENNY GRUMBLES LOOKS FOR A LOT MORE GUY STUFF. IT'S JUST REALLY COOL, AND
THANK
A LOT MORE GUY STUFF. IT'S JUST REALLY COOL, AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT WORK...
>>
IT'S JUST REALLY COOL, AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT WORK... >> DEFINITELY.
>>
THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT WORK... >> DEFINITELY. >> AND TELLING ME ABOUT IT.
>>
>> DEFINITELY. >> AND TELLING ME ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, MY PLEASURE.
YEAH,
>> AND TELLING ME ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, MY PLEASURE. YEAH, IT'S A REALLY COOL PIECE.
THANKS
>> YEAH, MY PLEASURE. YEAH, IT'S A REALLY COOL PIECE. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE TAKING OUR ANTIQUE
COFFEEMAKER
>> WE'RE TAKING OUR ANTIQUE COFFEEMAKER TO A LOCAL
COFFEE
>> WE'RE TAKING OUR ANTIQUE COFFEEMAKER TO A LOCAL COFFEE SHOP.
>>
COFFEEMAKER TO A LOCAL COFFEE SHOP. >> SINCE RICKY AND I AREN'T BIG
COFFEE
COFFEE SHOP. >> SINCE RICKY AND I AREN'T BIG COFFEE DRINKERS, WE NEED TO GO
TO
>> SINCE RICKY AND I AREN'T BIG COFFEE DRINKERS, WE NEED TO GO TO AN EXPERT.
>>
COFFEE DRINKERS, WE NEED TO GO TO AN EXPERT. >> GAROLD IS A TRUE BREWMASTER.
>>
TO AN EXPERT. >> GAROLD IS A TRUE BREWMASTER. >> THIS IS WHAT WE GOT.
CAN
>> GAROLD IS A TRUE BREWMASTER. >> THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. CAN I SET IT HERE?
>>
>> THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. CAN I SET IT HERE? >> GO AHEAD, SIT IT RIGHT THERE.
LET
CAN I SET IT HERE? >> GO AHEAD, SIT IT RIGHT THERE. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>>
>> GO AHEAD, SIT IT RIGHT THERE. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> PRETTY OLD, HUH?
>>
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> PRETTY OLD, HUH? >> IT'S VERY OLD.
>>
>> PRETTY OLD, HUH? >> IT'S VERY OLD. >> I THINK IT CAME FROM, LIKE,
A
>> IT'S VERY OLD. >> I THINK IT CAME FROM, LIKE, A OLD HOTEL...BEFORE ELECTRICITY
KIND
>> I THINK IT CAME FROM, LIKE, A OLD HOTEL...BEFORE ELECTRICITY KIND OF THING.
YOU
A OLD HOTEL...BEFORE ELECTRICITY KIND OF THING. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO HOOK UP
YOUR
KIND OF THING. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO HOOK UP YOUR BURNERS AND ALL THAT.
>>
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO HOOK UP YOUR BURNERS AND ALL THAT. >> I THINK IT CAME OFF A SHIP.
>>
YOUR BURNERS AND ALL THAT. >> I THINK IT CAME OFF A SHIP. >> HE'S RIGHT.
>>
>> I THINK IT CAME OFF A SHIP. >> HE'S RIGHT. >> IT'S A MIRACLE.
I'M
>> HE'S RIGHT. >> IT'S A MIRACLE. I'M NEVER RIGHT.
>>
>> IT'S A MIRACLE. I'M NEVER RIGHT. >> [laughs]
>>
I'M NEVER RIGHT. >> [laughs] >> I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT A
THING
>> [laughs] >> I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT A THING OR TWO.
>>
>> I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT A THING OR TWO. >> WHAT THIS IS IS A 1930s
COMMERCIAL
THING OR TWO. >> WHAT THIS IS IS A 1930s COMMERCIAL COFFEEMAKER.
>>
>> WHAT THIS IS IS A 1930s COMMERCIAL COFFEEMAKER. >> ONE'S--LIKE, THE MIDDLE ONE'S
PROBABLY
COMMERCIAL COFFEEMAKER. >> ONE'S--LIKE, THE MIDDLE ONE'S PROBABLY JUST HOT WATER?
>>
>> ONE'S--LIKE, THE MIDDLE ONE'S PROBABLY JUST HOT WATER? >> JUST HOT WATER.
>>
PROBABLY JUST HOT WATER? >> JUST HOT WATER. >> THEN THESE TWO ARE COFFEE.
>>
>> JUST HOT WATER. >> THEN THESE TWO ARE COFFEE. >> THE DESIGN REALLY HASN'T
CHANGED.
YOU'LL
>> THE DESIGN REALLY HASN'T CHANGED. YOU'LL HAVE TWO URNS, AND THEN
YOU'LL
CHANGED. YOU'LL HAVE TWO URNS, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE A HOT WATER SPIGOT.
IT'S
YOU'LL HAVE TWO URNS, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE A HOT WATER SPIGOT. IT'S VERY COOL AS AN ANTIQUE.
>>
YOU'LL HAVE A HOT WATER SPIGOT. IT'S VERY COOL AS AN ANTIQUE. >> HOW MANY CUPS WOULD THIS
MAKE?
>>
>> HOW MANY CUPS WOULD THIS MAKE? >> MAN, PROBABLY 80 CUPS.
>>
MAKE? >> MAN, PROBABLY 80 CUPS. >> WOW.
>>
>> MAN, PROBABLY 80 CUPS. >> WOW. >> IT'S COMMERCIAL, SO YOU'RE
MAKING
>> WOW. >> IT'S COMMERCIAL, SO YOU'RE MAKING A VERY LARGE AMOUNT OF
COFFEE.
>>
MAKING A VERY LARGE AMOUNT OF COFFEE. >> SO BE STRAIGHT WITH ME.
HOW
COFFEE. >> SO BE STRAIGHT WITH ME. HOW MANY CUPS ARE YOU UP TO A
DAY?
>>
HOW MANY CUPS ARE YOU UP TO A DAY? >> 18.
>>
DAY? >> 18. >> PHEW.
>>
>> 18. >> PHEW. >> THAT'S A LOT OF COFFEE.
>>
>> PHEW. >> THAT'S A LOT OF COFFEE. >> WHOO!
>>
>> THAT'S A LOT OF COFFEE. >> WHOO! >> AND IT'S TASTY.
>>
>> WHOO! >> AND IT'S TASTY. >> FOR A DUDE WHOSE LIFE
REVOLVES
>> AND IT'S TASTY. >> FOR A DUDE WHOSE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND COFFEE, HE'S
AWFULLY...MELLOW.
>>
REVOLVES AROUND COFFEE, HE'S AWFULLY...MELLOW. >> COMES OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO.
IT
AWFULLY...MELLOW. >> COMES OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO. IT SAYS RIGHT DOWN HERE,
"T.J.
>> COMES OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO. IT SAYS RIGHT DOWN HERE, "T.J. TOPPER, SAN FRANCISCO."
>>
IT SAYS RIGHT DOWN HERE, "T.J. TOPPER, SAN FRANCISCO." >> YOU GOT BETTER EYES THAN WE
DO.
>>
>> YOU GOT BETTER EYES THAN WE DO. >> I KNOW, YOU DO HAVE BETTER
EYES.
>>
>> I KNOW, YOU DO HAVE BETTER EYES. >> IT'S ALL THE COFFEE.
WELL,
EYES. >> IT'S ALL THE COFFEE. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT'S
ORIGINAL.
BUT
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT'S ORIGINAL. BUT IT'S GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
BUSTED
ORIGINAL. BUT IT'S GOT SOME PROBLEMS. BUSTED BURNER.
YOU
BUT IT'S GOT SOME PROBLEMS. BUSTED BURNER. YOU HAVE A DENT DOWN HERE.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY...
BETWEEN
>> I WOULD SAY... BETWEEN $900 AND $1,000.
>>
BETWEEN $900 AND $1,000. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE
>> ALL RIGHT. WE DID PRETTY WELL TODAY.
>>
>> MAN,
>> MAN, I
>> MAN, I APPRECIATE IT.
>>
>> MAN, I APPRECIATE IT. >> YOU BET.
>>
>> MAN, I APPRECIATE IT. >> YOU BET. >> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA BRING
CASH
>> YOU BET. >> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA BRING CASH COW HOME.
"MOO-LA."
>>
CASH COW HOME. "MOO-LA." >> THIS IS NOT THE LIGHTEST
THING,
"MOO-LA." >> THIS IS NOT THE LIGHTEST THING, YOU KNOW.
>>
>> THIS IS NOT THE LIGHTEST THING, YOU KNOW. >> I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE THE BEST
QUALIFIED
THING, YOU KNOW. >> I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE THE BEST QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB.
>>
>> I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE THE BEST QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. >> narrator: THE STAR IN ADDISON
WAS
QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. >> narrator: THE STAR IN ADDISON WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHOSE MOVIE
POSTER
>> narrator: THE STAR IN ADDISON WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHOSE MOVIE POSTER CASE HELPED EARN A TAKE
OF
WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHOSE MOVIE POSTER CASE HELPED EARN A TAKE OF $1,985.
RICKY
POSTER CASE HELPED EARN A TAKE OF $1,985. RICKY AND BUBBA BREWED
THEMSELVES
OF $1,985. RICKY AND BUBBA BREWED THEMSELVES A RICH PROFIT OF
$1,550.
MARY
THEMSELVES A RICH PROFIT OF $1,550. MARY PADIAN FISHED $210 OUT OF
HER
$1,550. MARY PADIAN FISHED $210 OUT OF HER TV AQUARIUM.
WHILE
MARY PADIAN FISHED $210 OUT OF HER TV AQUARIUM. WHILE THE ONLY THEME IN
VICTOR
HER TV AQUARIUM. WHILE THE ONLY THEME IN VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY WAS
DEFEAT.
>>
>> WHICH
>> WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS
MORE
>> WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS MORE LIKE MOE?
WELL,
MORE LIKE MOE? WELL, THAT'S JUST FABULOUS!
FABULOUS!
WELL,
FABULOUS! WELL, I'M DR. MOE.
GOT
WELL, I'M DR. MOE. GOT TO CHOP BOTH YOUR FEET OFF,
SORRY.
I'M
SORRY. I'M SENILE LIKE A FOX.
I
I'M SENILE LIKE A FOX. I SMELL WOOD.
[laughs]
MAYBE
[laughs] MAYBE WALNUT, BUT I THINK IT'S
TEAK.
WE'RE
TEAK. WE'RE LIKE TWINS, MARY!