>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS.
I'M
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS. I'M GETTING MARRIED SOON, AND
DRESSES
>> THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS. I'M GETTING MARRIED SOON, AND DRESSES ARE EXPENSIVE.
YEAH.
>>
DRESSES ARE EXPENSIVE. YEAH. >> 500. NOW 600?
>>
YEAH. >> 500. NOW 600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> 500. NOW 600? >> YEAH! >> 800?
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800? >> THIS LOCKER IS MINE TILL
DEATH
>> 800? >> THIS LOCKER IS MINE TILL DEATH DO US PART.
>>
>> THIS LOCKER IS MINE TILL DEATH DO US PART. >> MOE, LOOK AT THIS.
TREASURES!
>>
>> MOE, LOOK AT THIS. TREASURES! >> WE MIGHT HAVE A PRICELESS
PIECE
TREASURES! >> WE MIGHT HAVE A PRICELESS PIECE OF HISTORY HERE.
>>
>> WE MIGHT HAVE A PRICELESS PIECE OF HISTORY HERE. >> GRAB THAT--OH.
>>
PIECE OF HISTORY HERE. >> GRAB THAT--OH. >> AY-YI-YI.
>>
>> GRAB THAT--OH. >> AY-YI-YI. >> WHAT IS THIS?
I'M
>> AY-YI-YI. >> WHAT IS THIS? I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE
THESE
>> WHAT IS THIS? I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A
SEX
I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A SEX SHOP.
THIS
THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A SEX SHOP. THIS IS THE THING I WAS TALKING
ABOUT.
>>
THIS IS THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT. >> I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE OF
THESE
ABOUT. >> I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE OF THESE ON.
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
♪
♪ YEAH,
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY WE'RE IN GARLAND,
TEXAS.
IT'S
IT'S PART
IT'S PART OF WHAT THEY CALL THE
DALLAS-FORT
IT'S PART OF WHAT THEY CALL THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH METROPLEX.
I
IT'S PART OF WHAT THEY CALL THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH METROPLEX. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS PLACE
IS
DALLAS-FORT WORTH METROPLEX. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS PLACE IS KINDA METROPLEXUAL.
WHATEVER
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS PLACE IS KINDA METROPLEXUAL. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
>>
IS KINDA METROPLEXUAL. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. >> THERE'S A LAKE RIGHT THERE.
>>
WHATEVER THAT MEANS. >> THERE'S A LAKE RIGHT THERE. >> SEE.
AND
>> THERE'S A LAKE RIGHT THERE. >> SEE. AND YOU KNOW WHO LIVES RIGHT
NEXT
>> SEE. AND YOU KNOW WHO LIVES RIGHT NEXT TO NICE LAKES, RIGHT?
>>
AND YOU KNOW WHO LIVES RIGHT NEXT TO NICE LAKES, RIGHT? >> YEP, RETIRED PEOPLE,
INDEPENDENTLY
NEXT TO NICE LAKES, RIGHT? >> YEP, RETIRED PEOPLE, INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY PEOPLE.
>>
>> YEP, RETIRED PEOPLE, INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY PEOPLE. >> SO I'M GUESSING TONIGHT'S
EXPENSIVE
INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY PEOPLE. >> SO I'M GUESSING TONIGHT'S EXPENSIVE HOBBY STUFF.
YOU
>> SO I'M GUESSING TONIGHT'S EXPENSIVE HOBBY STUFF. YOU KNOW, LAKE STUFF.
>>
EXPENSIVE HOBBY STUFF. YOU KNOW, LAKE STUFF. >> SPORTING STUFF.
>>
YOU KNOW, LAKE STUFF. >> SPORTING STUFF. >> YEAH.
>>
>> SPORTING STUFF. >> YEAH. >> THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE SOME
HIGH
>> YEAH. >> THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE SOME HIGH END TOYS HERE TODAY.
>>
>> THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE SOME HIGH END TOYS HERE TODAY. >> OH, DEFINITELY.
I
HIGH END TOYS HERE TODAY. >> OH, DEFINITELY. I DON'T DOUBT THAT AT
>>
>> LAST
>> LAST AUCTION, MOE, I WAS JUST
BIDDING
>> LAST AUCTION, MOE, I WAS JUST BIDDING AND WINNING AND IT WAS
FUN.
I
BIDDING AND WINNING AND IT WAS FUN. I THINK I'VE BEEN BIT BY THE
AUCTION
FUN. I THINK I'VE BEEN BIT BY THE AUCTION BUG.
100!
500
AUCTION BUG. 100! 500 BUCKS!
1,000!
I'M
500 BUCKS! 1,000! I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, THE EVIL
VILLAIN
1,000! I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, THE EVIL VILLAIN AND TAKE EVERYTHING
THAT'S
I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, THE EVIL VILLAIN AND TAKE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD FROM EVERYBODY.
THAT'S
VILLAIN AND TAKE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD FROM EVERYBODY. THAT'S GONNA BE ME, MOE.
>>
THAT'S GOOD FROM EVERYBODY. THAT'S GONNA BE ME, MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
THAT'S GONNA BE ME, MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH. >> [laughs]
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> [laughs] >> WELL, TODAY'S AUCTION, I
WANNA
>> [laughs] >> WELL, TODAY'S AUCTION, I WANNA FOCUS ON MY THEME ROOMS I
HAVE
>> WELL, TODAY'S AUCTION, I WANNA FOCUS ON MY THEME ROOMS I HAVE GOING ON AT THE 31 HOUSE.
I
WANNA FOCUS ON MY THEME ROOMS I HAVE GOING ON AT THE 31 HOUSE. I HAVE ONE ROOM THAT'S A CRAFT
ROOM,
HAVE GOING ON AT THE 31 HOUSE. I HAVE ONE ROOM THAT'S A CRAFT ROOM, A MUSIC ROOM, AN ANTIQUE
ROOM,
I HAVE ONE ROOM THAT'S A CRAFT ROOM, A MUSIC ROOM, AN ANTIQUE ROOM, A SPORTING GOODS ROOM.
I
ROOM, A MUSIC ROOM, AN ANTIQUE ROOM, A SPORTING GOODS ROOM. I HAVE A CHICKEN ROOM.
[record
[record scratches]
THAT'S
[record scratches] THAT'S RIGHT.
A
THAT'S RIGHT. A CHICKEN ROOM.
[chicken
A CHICKEN ROOM. [chicken music plays]
SO
[chicken music plays] SO TODAY I'M ONLY FOCUSING ON
ITEMS
SO TODAY I'M ONLY FOCUSING ON ITEMS THAT'LL FIT IN ONE OF MY
THEME
ITEMS THAT'LL FIT IN ONE OF MY THEME ROOMS.
>>
THEME ROOMS. >> I'M A LITTLE EXCITED TODAY,
ALSO
>> I'M A LITTLE EXCITED TODAY, ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I
ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS. I BROUGHT MORE CASH THAN I HAVE
EVER
I BROUGHT MORE CASH THAN I HAVE EVER BROUGHT TO AN AUCTION.
IT'S
EVER BROUGHT TO AN AUCTION. IT'S BURNING HOLE IN MY POCKET
RIGHT
IT'S BURNING HOLE IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW.
I
RIGHT NOW. I MIGHT JUST FLASH SOME OF MY
HUNDOS
I MIGHT JUST FLASH SOME OF MY HUNDOS OUT THERE JUST TO
INTIMIDATE
HUNDOS OUT THERE JUST TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE.
I'M
INTIMIDATE PEOPLE. I'M NOT A ROOKIE ANYMORE.
THANKS
I'M NOT A ROOKIE ANYMORE. THANKS TO THE EXTRA CASH, I CAN
FINALLY
THANKS TO THE EXTRA CASH, I CAN FINALLY COMPETE WITH THE BIG
DOGS.
YOU
YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE A
LOT
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF MONEY IN YOUR POCKET?
I
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF MONEY IN YOUR POCKET? I DON'T NORMALLY HAVE THAT MUCH.
I
LOT OF MONEY IN YOUR POCKET? I DON'T NORMALLY HAVE THAT MUCH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE
LOOK
I DON'T NORMALLY HAVE THAT MUCH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE LOOK AT MY POCKET.
>>
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE LOOK AT MY POCKET. >> HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
5
LOOK AT MY POCKET. >> HOW MUCH YOU GOT? 5 GRAND?
>>
>> HOW MUCH YOU GOT? 5 GRAND? >> IT'S A SECRET.
>>
5 GRAND? >> IT'S A SECRET. >> IT'S NOT THAT BIG A SECRET.
THOSE
>> IT'S A SECRET. >> IT'S NOT THAT BIG A SECRET. THOSE ARE SOME TIGHT SHORTS.
>>
>> IT'S NOT THAT BIG A SECRET. THOSE ARE SOME TIGHT SHORTS. >> [laughs]
>>
THOSE ARE SOME TIGHT SHORTS. >> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS.
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
WE'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR,
YOU'LL
AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR, YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK
AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
all:
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH!
HAMMER
ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH! HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> EVERYTHING'S IN THE BOXES.
THE
>> EVERYTHING'S IN THE BOXES. THE FURNITURE'S ALREADY CLEANED
AND
>> EVERYTHING'S IN THE BOXES. THE FURNITURE'S ALREADY CLEANED AND NICE.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE GRANDPA
AND
>> THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE GRANDPA AND GRANDMA DOWNSIZED AND MOVED
TO
AND GRANDMA DOWNSIZED AND MOVED TO THE LAKE.
WE'LL
TO THE LAKE. WE'LL BE ALL UP IN
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY MIGHT BE ON THE RIGHT
TRACK
>> MARY MIGHT BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK WITH THIS EVIL VILLAIN
THING.
>>
>> THE
>> THE CHINA CLOSET'S BEAUTIFUL.
THE
>> THE CHINA CLOSET'S BEAUTIFUL. THE CHINA CABINET AND A FEW OF
THESE
>> THE CHINA CLOSET'S BEAUTIFUL. THE CHINA CABINET AND A FEW OF THESE OTHER PIECES WILL FIT
PERFECTLY
THE CHINA CABINET AND A FEW OF THESE OTHER PIECES WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY ANTIQUE ROOM.
I
THESE OTHER PIECES WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY ANTIQUE ROOM. I CAN'T PASS THIS ONE UP.
>>
PERFECTLY IN MY ANTIQUE ROOM. I CAN'T PASS THIS ONE UP. >> ROLL TOP DESK.
REALLY
I CAN'T PASS THIS ONE UP. >> ROLL TOP DESK. REALLY COOL OLD TRUNK.
NORMALLY,
>> ROLL TOP DESK. REALLY COOL OLD TRUNK. NORMALLY, I CAN'T AFFORD LOCKERS
LIKE
REALLY COOL OLD TRUNK. NORMALLY, I CAN'T AFFORD LOCKERS LIKE THIS, BUT WITH ALL THIS
CASH
NORMALLY, I CAN'T AFFORD LOCKERS LIKE THIS, BUT WITH ALL THIS CASH IN MY POCKET, I FEEL LIKE A
HIGH
LIKE THIS, BUT WITH ALL THIS CASH IN MY POCKET, I FEEL LIKE A HIGH ROLLER TODAY.
>>
CASH IN MY POCKET, I FEEL LIKE A HIGH ROLLER TODAY. >> OKAY, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE
HIGH ROLLER TODAY. >> OKAY, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS ONE
OUTSIDE
>> OKAY, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS ONE OUTSIDE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST TOO
DAMN
WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS ONE OUTSIDE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST TOO DAMN CROWDED.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SELL
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELL MY LITTLE INSIDE UNIT HERE.
>>
SELL MY LITTLE INSIDE UNIT HERE. >> 100 BUCKS!
>>
>> 100 BUCKS! >> 100 THERE. NOW 2--
>>
>> 100 THERE. NOW 2-- >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 600!
>>
>> 600! >> 600. NOW 700?
700.
>> 600. NOW 700? 700. 800?
800
700. 800? 800 THERE. NOW 900? 900?
>>
800 THERE. NOW 900? 900? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,000? 1,100?
>>
>> NOW 1,000? 1,100? >> 1,100.
>>
>> 1,100. >> 1,100.
>> 1,100. 1,200
>> 1,100. >> 1,100. 1,200 NOW?
>>
>> 1,100. 1,200 NOW? >> YEAH!
FLASHING
>> YEAH! FLASHING A BIG WAD OF CASH IS
ONE
FLASHING A BIG WAD OF CASH IS ONE THING, BUT LET'S SEE IF
JENNY'S
ONE THING, BUT LET'S SEE IF JENNY'S GOT THE BALLS TO USE IT.
>>
JENNY'S GOT THE BALLS TO USE IT. >> 1,300.
>>
>> 1,300. >> NOW 1,400?
>>
>> NOW 1,400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WANT TO BID 1,500?
1,600?
>> WANT TO BID 1,500? 1,600? 1,600?
>>
1,600? 1,600? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,600. GONNA GIVE 1,700?
>>
>> 1,600. GONNA GIVE 1,700? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> BID OF 1,800. NOW 1,900?
>>
>> BID OF 1,800. NOW 1,900? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,900. NOW 2,000?
NOW
>> 1,900. NOW 2,000? NOW 2,100?
>>
NOW 2,100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 2-2-2 WANNA GET 2,200.
>>
>> 2-2-2 WANNA GET 2,200. >> YOU CAN HAVE IT.
>>
>> YOU CAN HAVE IT. >> 2,200? GOING ONCE.
2,200?
>> 2,200? GOING ONCE. 2,200? GOING TWICE.
SOLD
2,200? GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$2,100.
SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $2,100. $2,100.
RIGHT
$2,100. $2,100. RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
>>
GENTLEMEN. >> I THOUGHT JENNY CAME TO PLAY,
BUT
>> I THOUGHT JENNY CAME TO PLAY, BUT SHE JUST CHICKENED OUT ON A
SUREFIRE
BUT SHE JUST CHICKENED OUT ON A SUREFIRE WINNER.
WHO'S
SUREFIRE WINNER. WHO'S GOT THE BIG WAD NOW?
>>
>> [sighs]
>>
>> [sighs] >> YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THE
SCHOOL
>> [sighs] >> YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.
>>
>> YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. >> I'M PAYING ATTENTION, I'M
STUDYING,
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. >> I'M PAYING ATTENTION, I'M STUDYING, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
TO
>> I'M PAYING ATTENTION, I'M STUDYING, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO WHERE I CAN GRADUATE AND BE
RICH
STUDYING, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO WHERE I CAN GRADUATE AND BE RICH LIKE YOU.
>>
TO WHERE I CAN GRADUATE AND BE RICH LIKE YOU. >> YOU TRYING TO GRADUATE AND
MOVE
RICH LIKE YOU. >> YOU TRYING TO GRADUATE AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?
IS
>> YOU TRYING TO GRADUATE AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
>>
MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? >> YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY, BUBBA.
YOU
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? >> YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY, BUBBA. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY, BUBBA. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM. >> OCCASIONALLY.
SHE'S
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM. >> OCCASIONALLY. SHE'S THE BEST COOK.
HAVE
>> OCCASIONALLY. SHE'S THE BEST COOK. HAVE YOU EVER HAD MY MOM'S
CHICKEN
SHE'S THE BEST COOK. HAVE YOU EVER HAD MY MOM'S CHICKEN FRIED
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, THIS IS A VERY
INTERESTING,
>> WELL, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING, INTERESTING LOCKER.
I
>> WELL, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING, INTERESTING LOCKER. I LIKE THE WAKEBOARD THAT'S IN
THERE.
BEING
I LIKE THE WAKEBOARD THAT'S IN THERE. BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE LAKE, I
KNEW
THERE. BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE LAKE, I KNEW I'D FIND SOME GREAT STUFF
FOR
BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE LAKE, I KNEW I'D FIND SOME GREAT STUFF FOR MY SPORTING GOODS STORE.
>>
KNEW I'D FIND SOME GREAT STUFF FOR MY SPORTING GOODS STORE. >> I SEE A ELVIS PICTURE.
HERE
FOR MY SPORTING GOODS STORE. >> I SEE A ELVIS PICTURE. HERE YOU HAVE A PREHISTORIC TV.
PREHISTORIC
>> I SEE A ELVIS PICTURE. HERE YOU HAVE A PREHISTORIC TV. PREHISTORIC FURNITURE.
WE
HERE YOU HAVE A PREHISTORIC TV. PREHISTORIC FURNITURE. WE LIKE ANTIQUES, NOT OLD JUNK.
>>
PREHISTORIC FURNITURE. WE LIKE ANTIQUES, NOT OLD JUNK. >> THIS HAS GOT A BOOMERANG
TABLE.
LOOK
>> THIS HAS GOT A BOOMERANG TABLE. LOOK AT THE FLOOR LAMP,
MID-CENTURY.
POTTERY
LOOK AT THE FLOOR LAMP, MID-CENTURY. POTTERY LAMP ON THE SIDE.
>>
MID-CENTURY. POTTERY LAMP ON THE SIDE. >> YES.
>>
POTTERY LAMP ON THE SIDE. >> YES. >> THIS IS THE LOCKER OF THE DAY
FOR
>> YES. >> THIS IS THE LOCKER OF THE DAY FOR US.
>>
>> THIS IS THE LOCKER OF THE DAY FOR US. >> I'M GETTIN' IT, I DON'T CARE.
>>
FOR US. >> I'M GETTIN' IT, I DON'T CARE. >> KINDA SOME CUTE LITTLE STUFF
IN
>> I'M GETTIN' IT, I DON'T CARE. >> KINDA SOME CUTE LITTLE STUFF IN HERE.
I
>> KINDA SOME CUTE LITTLE STUFF IN HERE. I EVEN SEE SOME WICKER CHAIRS.
I
IN HERE. I EVEN SEE SOME WICKER CHAIRS. I THINK THERE'S AN EASEL IN
THERE.
THOSE
I THINK THERE'S AN EASEL IN THERE. THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE.
I
THERE. THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE. I COULD BID ON THIS.
>>
THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE. I COULD BID ON THIS. >> LOOKS LIKE JENNY'S INTERESTED
IN
I COULD BID ON THIS. >> LOOKS LIKE JENNY'S INTERESTED IN THIS ONE.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE JENNY'S INTERESTED IN THIS ONE. >> HMM?
>>
IN THIS ONE. >> HMM? >> I'M GONNA TAKE HER OUR, MOE.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BID OF 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN, BID OF 100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100 THERE. NOW 200?
200.
>> 100 THERE. NOW 200? 200. NOW 300?
>>
200. NOW 300? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT'S TIME TO TAKE HER OUT.
>>
>> IT'S TIME TO TAKE HER OUT. >> 400? WANNA GET 400 THERE.
NOW
>> 400? WANNA GET 400 THERE. NOW 500? 500!
600
NOW 500? 500! 600 THERE. NOW 700?
WANT
600 THERE. NOW 700? WANT A BID OF 700.
>>
WANT A BID OF 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 700. NOW 800?
>>
>> 700. NOW 800? >> 800. NOW 900?
900?
>> 800. NOW 900? 900? GOING ONCE.
>>
900? GOING ONCE. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> GOING TWICE?
I
>> GOING TWICE? I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$800,
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $800, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
$800.
>>
$800. >> HEE HEE.
WE
>> HEE HEE. WE GOT IT, MOE.
I'M
WE GOT IT, MOE. I'M SO PSYCHED.
I
I'M SO PSYCHED. I BEAT JENNY, I GOT THIS LOCKER.
WE'RE
I BEAT JENNY, I GOT THIS LOCKER. WE'RE GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT
NOW.
>>
NOW. >> THIS WILL SELL.
THIS
>> THIS WILL SELL. THIS IS TEXAS, OKAY?
THIS
THIS IS TEXAS, OKAY? THIS IS JOHN WAYNE-ISH.
I
THIS IS JOHN WAYNE-ISH. I THINK WE CAN GET $100 FOR IT.
>>
I THINK WE CAN GET $100 FOR IT. >> I'M INTERESTED IN THIS
FURNITURE
>> I'M INTERESTED IN THIS FURNITURE BACK HERE, MOE.
OOH,
FURNITURE BACK HERE, MOE. OOH, THIS--
>>
OOH, THIS-- >> THIS IS GREAT.
SIMPLE
>> THIS IS GREAT. SIMPLE PEDESTALS, THEY'RE $75.
>>
SIMPLE PEDESTALS, THEY'RE $75. >> YEAH.
MOE,
>> YEAH. MOE, THIS IS COOL.
I
MOE, THIS IS COOL. I COULD SELL THIS FOR 175
PROBABLY.
>>
PROBABLY. >> I DON'T THINK SO, MARY.
MORE
>> I DON'T THINK SO, MARY. MORE LIKE 25 BUCKS.
>>
MORE LIKE 25 BUCKS. >> HERE IS A FANTASTIC TABLE.
>>
>> HERE IS A FANTASTIC TABLE. >> THAT'S A BOOMERANG TABLE.
PROBABLY
>> THAT'S A BOOMERANG TABLE. PROBABLY CAN GET 450 FOR IT.
>>
PROBABLY CAN GET 450 FOR IT. >> MOE, LOOK AT THIS.
YOU
>> MOE, LOOK AT THIS. YOU CAN TELL THIS PERSON WAS AN
ARTIST.
>>
ARTIST. >> THIS IS $100.
>>
>> THIS IS $100. >> THIS IS A GREAT LAMP, MOE.
>>
>> THIS IS A GREAT LAMP, MOE. >> I COULD GET 125.
>>
>> I COULD GET 125. >> MOE, THIS IS COOL.
>>
>> MOE, THIS IS COOL. >> IT'S INTERESTING.
JUST
>> IT'S INTERESTING. JUST 'CAUSE IT'S A FLOOR LAMP,
$60.
>>
$60. >> [laughs]
GRAB
>> [laughs] GRAB THAT--
[object
GRAB THAT-- [object falls]
[laughing]
[object falls] [laughing] SORRY, MOE.
>>
[laughing] SORRY, MOE. >> AY-YI-YI.
>>
>> AY-YI-YI. >> THIS PIECE, I LIKE THE WOOD.
HOW
>> THIS PIECE, I LIKE THE WOOD. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS
THING
HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS THING IS?
>>
THING IS? >> LATE '40s, REAL EARLY '50s.
I
>> LATE '40s, REAL EARLY '50s. I THINK YOU'VE GOT 390.
>>
I THINK YOU'VE GOT 390. >> BIG BALL OF LIGHT.
>>
>> BIG BALL OF LIGHT. >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
OH,
OH, YOU
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>>
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> BALL OF LIGHT.
>>
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> BALL OF LIGHT. >> I THINK THIS IS A SEX LIGHT.
>>
>> BALL OF LIGHT. >> I THINK THIS IS A SEX LIGHT. >> EW, WHAT THE HELL IS A SEX
LIGHT,
>> I THINK THIS IS A SEX LIGHT. >> EW, WHAT THE HELL IS A SEX LIGHT, MOE?
>>
>> EW, WHAT THE HELL IS A SEX LIGHT, MOE? >> YOU'RE LAYING DOWN--
>>
LIGHT, MOE? >> YOU'RE LAYING DOWN-- >> MOE, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW
ANYMORE.
>>
>> MOE, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE. >> I'M GONNA INVITE YOU TO THE
PARTY.
>>
>> I'M GONNA INVITE YOU TO THE PARTY. >> NO!
>>
PARTY. >> NO! >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
>>
>> NO! >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? >> I'M NOT BEING INVITED TO ANY
PARTY
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? >> I'M NOT BEING INVITED TO ANY PARTY WITH ANY SORT OF SEX LIGHT
INVOLVED.
>>
PARTY WITH ANY SORT OF SEX LIGHT INVOLVED. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT.
YOU
INVOLVED. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT IT. >> MOE, I DON'T REALLY CARE.
I'M
YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT IT. >> MOE, I DON'T REALLY CARE. I'M NOT SHOWING UP AT ALL.
>>
>> MOE, I DON'T REALLY CARE. I'M NOT SHOWING UP AT ALL. >> AW.
>>
I'M NOT SHOWING UP AT ALL. >> AW. >> JUST PUT IT AWAY, MOE.
>>
>> AW. >> JUST PUT IT AWAY, MOE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> JUST PUT IT AWAY, MOE. >> OKAY. >> SO SICK.
MOE!
>>
>> MOE!
TREASURES!
LOOK,
>> MOE! TREASURES! LOOK, IT'S A NEWSPAPER.
>>
TREASURES! LOOK, IT'S A NEWSPAPER. >> THE DATE ON IT IS...
>>
LOOK, IT'S A NEWSPAPER. >> THE DATE ON IT IS... >> WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1948.
>>
>> THE DATE ON IT IS... >> WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1948. >> both: "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN."
>>
>> WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1948. >> both: "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." >> THAT'S COOL, MOE.
>>
>> both: "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." >> THAT'S COOL, MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> THAT'S COOL, MOE. >> OH, MY GOSH. >> AND LOOK, THE FRAME'S ALL
BUSTED.
LOOK
>> AND LOOK, THE FRAME'S ALL BUSTED. LOOK IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER.
>>
BUSTED. LOOK IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER. >> IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER.
MARY,
LOOK IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER. >> IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER. MARY, I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE
THIS
>> IT'S THE WHOLE PAPER. MARY, I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS TO A HISTORIAN TO GET A
LITTLE
MARY, I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS TO A HISTORIAN TO GET A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION.
>>
THIS TO A HISTORIAN TO GET A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION. >> YEAH.
>>
LITTLE MORE INFORMATION. >> YEAH. >> IF THAT NEWSPAPER'S THE REAL
DEAL,
>> YEAH. >> IF THAT NEWSPAPER'S THE REAL DEAL, WE MIGHT HAVE A PRICELESS
PIECE
>> IF THAT NEWSPAPER'S THE REAL DEAL, WE MIGHT HAVE A PRICELESS PIECE OF HISTORY
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S A COOL THING FOR THE
BACK
>> THAT'S A COOL THING FOR THE BACK OF TRUCKS.
AND
>> THAT'S A COOL THING FOR THE BACK OF TRUCKS. AND I SPOTTED THE DRUMS WAY FROM
BACK
BACK OF TRUCKS. AND I SPOTTED THE DRUMS WAY FROM BACK THERE.
IF
AND I SPOTTED THE DRUMS WAY FROM BACK THERE. IF IT GOES CHEAP ENOUGH, I'LL
PUT
BACK THERE. IF IT GOES CHEAP ENOUGH, I'LL PUT THOSE DRUMS IN MY MUSIC
ROOM.
YOU
PUT THOSE DRUMS IN MY MUSIC ROOM. YOU LIKE THE BAR STOOLS?
>>
ROOM. YOU LIKE THE BAR STOOLS? >> THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, BUT
THERE'S
YOU LIKE THE BAR STOOLS? >> THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, BUT THERE'S JUST TWO.
>>
>> THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, BUT THERE'S JUST TWO. >> MARY AND I ALREADY GOT A
GREAT
THERE'S JUST TWO. >> MARY AND I ALREADY GOT A GREAT LOCKER.
WE'RE
>> MARY AND I ALREADY GOT A GREAT LOCKER. WE'RE GONNA PASS.
>>
GREAT LOCKER. WE'RE GONNA PASS. >> IS THERE A BASE TO THAT?
>>
WE'RE GONNA PASS. >> IS THERE A BASE TO THAT? >> THERE'S NO BASE.
>>
>> IS THERE A BASE TO THAT? >> THERE'S NO BASE. >> NO BASE.
>>
>> THERE'S NO BASE. >> NO BASE. >> NO GLASS.
YARD
>> NO BASE. >> NO GLASS. YARD SALE UNIT.
>>
>> NO GLASS. YARD SALE UNIT. >> THINGS ARE IN SHOPPING BAGS,
THE
YARD SALE UNIT. >> THINGS ARE IN SHOPPING BAGS, THE FURNITURE IS MISSING PIECES.
THIS
>> THINGS ARE IN SHOPPING BAGS, THE FURNITURE IS MISSING PIECES. THIS LOCKER'S GOT NOTHING ON THE
ONE
THE FURNITURE IS MISSING PIECES. THIS LOCKER'S GOT NOTHING ON THE ONE WE BOUGHT.
>>
THIS LOCKER'S GOT NOTHING ON THE ONE WE BOUGHT. >> THE TOP FOR THAT HUTCH BACK
THERE
ONE WE BOUGHT. >> THE TOP FOR THAT HUTCH BACK THERE IS COOL.
THERE'S
>> THE TOP FOR THAT HUTCH BACK THERE IS COOL. THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS.
I'M
THERE IS COOL. THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS. I'M GETTING MARRIED SOON, AND
DRESSES
THERE'S A WEDDING DRESS. I'M GETTING MARRIED SOON, AND DRESSES ARE EXPENSIVE.
BUT,
I'M GETTING MARRIED SOON, AND DRESSES ARE EXPENSIVE. BUT, HEY, MAYBE MY DREAM DRESS
IS
DRESSES ARE EXPENSIVE. BUT, HEY, MAYBE MY DREAM DRESS IS WAITING FOR ME RIGHT THERE...
HANGING
BUT, HEY, MAYBE MY DREAM DRESS IS WAITING FOR ME RIGHT THERE... HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS...
IN
IS WAITING FOR ME RIGHT THERE... HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS... IN A STORAGE UNIT.
>>
HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS... IN A STORAGE UNIT. >> JENNY, YOU COULD SAVE A
LITTLE
IN A STORAGE UNIT. >> JENNY, YOU COULD SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT ALLOWANCE
MONEY...
>>
LITTLE BIT OF THAT ALLOWANCE MONEY... >> I KNOW.
>>
MONEY... >> I KNOW. >> ON THAT WEDDING DRESS.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> ON THAT WEDDING DRESS. >> IT'S WHITE THOUGH.
YOU
>> ON THAT WEDDING DRESS. >> IT'S WHITE THOUGH. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WEAR IT.
>>
>> IT'S WHITE THOUGH. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WEAR IT. >> DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST
SAID
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WEAR IT. >> DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID ABOUT YOU?
>>
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID ABOUT YOU? >> [fake laugh]
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU
WANNA
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU WANNA GIVE ME 100?
>>
WANNA GIVE ME 100? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100. NOW 200?
300.
>> 100. NOW 200? 300. NOW 400?
NOW
300. NOW 400? NOW 400. NOW 500?
>>
NOW 400. NOW 500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500. NOW 600?
NOW
>> 500. NOW 600? NOW 700? 700, 700, 700?
>>
NOW 700? 700, 700, 700? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 800 TO YOU.
>>
>> 800 TO YOU. >> WHAT IS THIS GUY GONNA DO
WITH
>> WHAT IS THIS GUY GONNA DO WITH A WEDDING DRESS?
THIS
WITH A WEDDING DRESS? THIS LOCKER IS MINE TILL DEATH
DO
THIS LOCKER IS MINE TILL DEATH DO US PART.
>>
DO US PART. >> NOW 900, 900, 900.
>>
>> NOW 900, 900, 900. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,000? HE SAYS YEAH
1,000.
NOW
1,000. NOW 1,050 TO YOU.
NOW
NOW 1,050 TO YOU. NOW 1,100?
GOT
NOW 1,100? GOT 1,100 THERE.
NOW
GOT 1,100 THERE. NOW 1,150?
>>
NOW 1,150? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,200? WANNA GET 1,200.
1,200?
>> 1,200? WANNA GET 1,200. 1,200? GOING ONCE.
TWICE.
I
TWICE. I SOLD IT $1,150.
>>
I SOLD IT $1,150. >> I'M GLAD I WON THE LOCKER,
BUT
>> I'M GLAD I WON THE LOCKER, BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS I MIGHT
HAVE
BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS I MIGHT HAVE PAID TOO MUCH.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, TODAY, I WAS
CONCENTRATING
>> WELL, TODAY, I WAS CONCENTRATING A LITTLE BIT TOO
MUCH
>> WELL, TODAY, I WAS CONCENTRATING A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH ON MY THEME ROOMS AND I MAY
HAVE
CONCENTRATING A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH ON MY THEME ROOMS AND I MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON A COUPLE OF
GOOD
MUCH ON MY THEME ROOMS AND I MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON A COUPLE OF GOOD LOCKERS.
IT'S
HAVE MISSED OUT ON A COUPLE OF GOOD LOCKERS. IT'S A SHAME I DON'T HAVE A
BASEBALL
GOOD LOCKERS. IT'S A SHAME I DON'T HAVE A BASEBALL ROOM, BECAUSE THE THEME
FOR
IT'S A SHAME I DON'T HAVE A BASEBALL ROOM, BECAUSE THE THEME FOR TODAY IS "VICTOR STRUCK
OUT."
>>
FOR TODAY IS "VICTOR STRUCK OUT." >> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE
LOCKER
OUT." >> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID $2,100 FOR.
ALL
>> BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID $2,100 FOR. ALL RIGHT.
THIS
LOCKER WE PAID $2,100 FOR. ALL RIGHT. THIS UNIT'S SO BIG IT ACTUALLY
HAS
ALL RIGHT. THIS UNIT'S SO BIG IT ACTUALLY HAS TWO DOORS.
>>
THIS UNIT'S SO BIG IT ACTUALLY HAS TWO DOORS. >> I'M GONNA OPEN THE OTHER DOOR
TOO.
OH,
>> I'M GONNA OPEN THE OTHER DOOR TOO. OH, YEAH.
LOOK.
WASHER
WASHER AND DRYER.
DIDN'T
WASHER AND DRYER. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW A WASHER AND
DRYER
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW A WASHER AND DRYER WAS IN HERE.
>>
DRYER WAS IN HERE. >> $400.
>>
>> $400. >> WE'LL LOAD FROM THAT SIDE.
>>
>> WE'LL LOAD FROM THAT SIDE. >> EXCELLENT ROLL TOP.
THE
>> EXCELLENT ROLL TOP. THE ROLL IS IN PERFECT SHAPE.
>>
THE ROLL IS IN PERFECT SHAPE. >> 500 BUCKS?
>>
>> 500 BUCKS? >> ALL DAY LONG.
IT'S
>> ALL DAY LONG. IT'S A MAHOGANY DRESSER,
WELL-MADE.
$300.
>>
$300. >> QUILTS.
>>
>> QUILTS. >> OLD LEATHER GLOVES.
>>
>> OLD LEATHER GLOVES. >> THESE ARE OLD SCHOOL LIKE
THIS.
[leather
THIS. [leather smacks]
>>
[leather smacks] >> GOD DAMN.
>>
>> GOD DAMN. >> HEY, HOW'D ANYBODY EVER GET
THREATENED
>> HEY, HOW'D ANYBODY EVER GET THREATENED BY THAT?
WE'RE
THREATENED BY THAT? WE'RE LOOKING, LIKE, 300 BUCKS
INSIDE
WE'RE LOOKING, LIKE, 300 BUCKS INSIDE THE TRUNK.
ANOTHER
INSIDE THE TRUNK. ANOTHER 150 WITH THE TRUNK.
>>
ANOTHER 150 WITH THE TRUNK. >> SO THAT'S 450?
>>
>> SO THAT'S 450? >> GOT A RED RIDER BB GUN, BUB.
>>
>> GOT A RED RIDER BB GUN, BUB. >> YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT.
>>
>> YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT. >> 25 BUCKS.
LOOKIE
>> 25 BUCKS. LOOKIE HERE.
FULL
LOOKIE HERE. FULL OF TOOLS, BUB.
>>
FULL OF TOOLS, BUB. >> WE GOT 40 BUCKS IN THERE?
>>
>> WE GOT 40 BUCKS IN THERE? >> MORE TOOLS.
>>
>> MORE TOOLS. >> AW, HELL, YEAH.
>>
>> AW, HELL, YEAH. >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> MORE BEDROOM STUFF.
>>
>> MORE BEDROOM STUFF. >> 100 BOXES IN HERE, BUBBA.
>>
>> 100 BOXES IN HERE, BUBBA. >> both: CUT GLASS.
>>
>> both: CUT GLASS. >> CRYSTAL.
>>
>> CRYSTAL. >> GOOD CHINA.
>>
>> GOOD CHINA. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> 50.
DVDs
>> 50. DVDs ANOTHER 50.
>>
DVDs ANOTHER 50. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> ANOTHER 50.
>>
>> ANOTHER 50. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> CDs.
DVDs.
>>
DVDs. >> DVDs.
DVDs.
>>
DVDs. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> DVDs.
>>
>> DVDs. >> CDs.
THAT'S
>> CDs. THAT'S 600 BUCKS WORTH OF BOXES.
THERE
THAT'S 600 BUCKS WORTH OF BOXES. THERE WE GO.
>>
THERE WE GO. >> OH, MORE SILVER.
THAT'S
>> OH, MORE SILVER. THAT'S 300 BUCKS.
>>
THAT'S 300 BUCKS. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> GOD, LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S
>> GOD, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S JUST FULL OF CRYSTAL.
>>
IT'S JUST FULL OF CRYSTAL. >> A CRYSTAL DUMBBELL.
>>
>> A CRYSTAL DUMBBELL. >> ALL OLD STUFF.
LET'S
>> ALL OLD STUFF. LET'S JUST CALL IT 300.
>>
LET'S JUST CALL IT 300. >> YEAH, EASILY.
BUT
>> YEAH, EASILY. BUT THEN LOOK.
YOU
BUT THEN LOOK. YOU HAVE AN ANGEL AND AN EAGLE.
SHE'S
YOU HAVE AN ANGEL AND AN EAGLE. SHE'S SHOWING A BOOB.
SEE
SHE'S SHOWING A BOOB. SEE IT?
>>
SEE IT? >> THIS BOX IS A MINIMUM OF
$500.
>>
$500. >> YEAH, IF THIS IS GOOD CHINA,
I
>> YEAH, IF THIS IS GOOD CHINA, I WONDER WHAT THE HELL WE'VE
BEEN
I WONDER WHAT THE HELL WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AT ALREADY.
>>
BEEN LOOKING AT ALREADY. >> YEP, THIS IS A WHOLE SET.
>>
>> YEP, THIS IS A WHOLE SET. >> THAT BOX RIGHT THERE, ANOTHER
500.
>>
500. >> YEAH.
THAT
>> YEAH. THAT SUMBITCH IS FULL.
>>
THAT SUMBITCH IS FULL. >> THIS SILVER SET IS PROBABLY
WORTH
>> THIS SILVER SET IS PROBABLY WORTH $300.
THERE'S
WORTH $300. THERE'S SO MUCH SILVER, CHINA,
AND
THERE'S SO MUCH SILVER, CHINA, AND CRYSTAL IN THIS UNIT, WE
COULD
AND CRYSTAL IN THIS UNIT, WE COULD HAVE THE WHOLE TOWN OF
LAMPASAS
COULD HAVE THE WHOLE TOWN OF LAMPASAS OVER FOR DINNER.
THAT'S
THAT'S GONNA BE A SELF-STANDING
SWIMMING
THAT'S GONNA BE A SELF-STANDING SWIMMING POOL, I THINK.
>>
THAT'S GONNA BE A SELF-STANDING SWIMMING POOL, I THINK. >> ACTUALLY, IT'S A LAKE RAFT.
>>
SWIMMING POOL, I THINK. >> ACTUALLY, IT'S A LAKE RAFT. >> IT'S A LAKE RAFT?
>>
>> ACTUALLY, IT'S A LAKE RAFT. >> IT'S A LAKE RAFT? >> YOU JUST KIND OF FLOAT IT OUT
IN
>> IT'S A LAKE RAFT? >> YOU JUST KIND OF FLOAT IT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE AND
CHILL.
>>
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE AND CHILL. >> WHAT'S THE BIG HOLE FOR?
>>
CHILL. >> WHAT'S THE BIG HOLE FOR? >> FOR YOUR BIG ASS.
[laughs]
>>
>> FOR YOUR BIG ASS. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, FOLD IT BACK UP,
STICK
[laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, FOLD IT BACK UP, STICK IT IN HERE, GUYS.
WE
>> ALL RIGHT, FOLD IT BACK UP, STICK IT IN HERE, GUYS. WE CAN TAKE THIS DOWN ON THE
RIVER.
I
WE CAN TAKE THIS DOWN ON THE RIVER. I BET WE COULD SELL IT IN A DAY.
>>
RIVER. I BET WE COULD SELL IT IN A DAY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> AFTER
>> AFTER WE LOAD THE REST OF
THIS
>> AFTER WE LOAD THE REST OF THIS STUFF, WE'RE GONNA HEAD ON
DOWN
THIS STUFF, WE'RE GONNA HEAD ON DOWN TO THE RIVER AND SEE WHAT
WE
DOWN TO THE RIVER AND SEE WHAT WE CAN GET FOR THIS
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I
SPENT
>> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I SPENT 1,150 ON.
I'M
>> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I SPENT 1,150 ON. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT ACTING
LIKE
SPENT 1,150 ON. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT ACTING LIKE A HIGH ROLLER MIGHT HAVE
BIT
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT ACTING LIKE A HIGH ROLLER MIGHT HAVE BIT ME IN THE ASS.
SOMETIMES
LIKE A HIGH ROLLER MIGHT HAVE BIT ME IN THE ASS. SOMETIMES WEDDING DRESSES CAN BE
WORTH
BIT ME IN THE ASS. SOMETIMES WEDDING DRESSES CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
THIS
SOMETIMES WEDDING DRESSES CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. THIS IS REALLY PRETTY.
I
I COULD
I COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR,
LIKE
I COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR, LIKE $400.
DO
LIKE $400. DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD LUCK TO
FIND
DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD LUCK TO FIND A USED WEDDING DRESS IN A
LOCKER?
I
LOCKER? I AM NOT SUPERSTITIOUS AT ALL.
[knocks]
THIS
[knocks] THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE
COFFEE
THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE COFFEE TABLE.
IT'S
COFFEE TABLE. IT'S MISSING THE GLASS, BUT I
KNOW
IT'S MISSING THE GLASS, BUT I KNOW A GUY, SO $200 COFFEE
TABLE.
OKAY,
TABLE. OKAY, DRUMS.
I
OKAY, DRUMS. I THINK YOU SIT ON THIS AND THEN
I
I THINK YOU SIT ON THIS AND THEN I FEEL LIKUSUALLY THIS GUY
IS
I FEEL LIKUSUALLY THIS GUY IS KINDA UP HERE.
THEN
IS KINDA UP HERE. THEN YOU WOULD NEED YOUR FOOT
PEDAL
THEN YOU WOULD NEED YOUR FOOT PEDAL BY YOU.
[drums
PEDAL BY YOU. [drums poorly]
NEVER
[drums poorly] NEVER EVEN ONE LESSON.
AT
NEVER EVEN ONE LESSON. AT LEAST $100.
ALL
AT LEAST $100. ALL RIGHT, THIS RATTAN SHELF,
GIVE
ALL RIGHT, THIS RATTAN SHELF, GIVE IT A CUTE LITTLE PAINT JOB
MAYBE.
$60.
OKAY,
$60. OKAY, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, IT
LOOKS
OKAY, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE TOP--OH.
THIS
LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE TOP--OH. THIS THING SUCKS.
I
THIS THING SUCKS. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA OPEN IT UP
AND
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA OPEN IT UP AND IT WAS GONNA BE, LIKE,
STURDY.
IT'S
STURDY. IT'S NOT AT ALL.
I
IT'S NOT AT ALL. I THOUGHT IT'D MAYBE BE MORE OF,
LIKE,
I THOUGHT IT'D MAYBE BE MORE OF, LIKE, A $400 PIECE.
IT'S
LIKE, A $400 PIECE. IT'S REALLY GONNA BE MORE LIKE A
$100
IT'S REALLY GONNA BE MORE LIKE A $100 PIECE.
THIS
$100 PIECE. THIS IS A HUGE SETBACK.
THERE
THIS IS A HUGE SETBACK. THERE BETTER BE SOME MORE MONEY
HIDING
THERE BETTER BE SOME MORE MONEY HIDING IN THIS LOCKER.
OKAY,
HIDING IN THIS LOCKER. OKAY, SO THIS BLACK SPECKLED
ENAMELWARE,
OKAY, SO THIS BLACK SPECKLED ENAMELWARE, I CAN SELL THESE FOR
$25
ENAMELWARE, I CAN SELL THESE FOR $25 APIECE.
OKAY,
$25 APIECE. OKAY, SO THIS THING RIGHT HERE,
IT'S
OKAY, SO THIS THING RIGHT HERE, IT'S A WHEELCHAIR CARRIER THAT
YOU
IT'S A WHEELCHAIR CARRIER THAT YOU PUT ON YOUR CAR.
AT
YOU PUT ON YOUR CAR. AT LEAST $100.
OOH,
OOH, SOMETHING WRAPPED IN
NEWSPAPER.
WHAT
OOH, SOMETHING WRAPPED IN NEWSPAPER. WHAT IS
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS THIS?
PILE
PILE OF
PILE OF JEWELRY!
LET'S
PILE OF JEWELRY! LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
OKAY.
I
LET'S CHECK IT OUT. OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.
THEY'RE
OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. THEY'RE REALLY HEAVY.
ARE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. THEY'RE REALLY HEAVY. ARE THESE ANAL BEADS?
IS
THEY'RE REALLY HEAVY. ARE THESE ANAL BEADS? IS THAT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?
ARE
ARE THESE ANAL BEADS? IS THAT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? ARE THEY EARRINGS?
YOU'D
IS THAT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? ARE THEY EARRINGS? YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE THOSE GIANT
EARRING
ARE THEY EARRINGS? YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE THOSE GIANT EARRING HOLES.
I'M
I'M NOT
I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS JEWELRY
OR
I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS JEWELRY OR SOMETHING YOU STICK UP YOUR
BUTT.
I'M
I'M READING FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
RIGHT
I'M READING FIFTY SHADES OF GREY RIGHT NOW, AND THEY DEFINITELY
USE
I'M READING FIFTY SHADES OF GREY RIGHT NOW, AND THEY DEFINITELY USE THINGS LIKE THIS THAT, YOU
KNOW,
RIGHT NOW, AND THEY DEFINITELY USE THINGS LIKE THIS THAT, YOU KNOW, I ENVISION LOOK LIKE THIS.
SO...
I'M
KNOW, I ENVISION LOOK LIKE THIS. SO... I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE
THESE
SO... I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A
SEX
I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TAKE THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A SEX SHOP.
BUT
THESE TO A JEWELRY STORE OR A SEX SHOP. BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE TO FIND
OUT
SEX SHOP. BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY
>>
>> GOT
>> GOT IT?
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS OLD
NEWSPAPER
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS OLD NEWSPAPER FROM THE 1948
PRESIDENTIAL
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS OLD NEWSPAPER FROM THE 1948 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
SO
NEWSPAPER FROM THE 1948 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. SO WE'RE AT HERITAGE AUCTIONS TO
FIND
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. SO WE'RE AT HERITAGE AUCTIONS TO FIND OUT IF THIS PIECE OF
HISTORY
SO WE'RE AT HERITAGE AUCTIONS TO FIND OUT IF THIS PIECE OF HISTORY IS WORTH ANYTHING AT
ALL.
>>
HISTORY IS WORTH ANYTHING AT ALL. >> HI.
>>
ALL. >> HI. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> HI. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS
>> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. THIS IS THE EARLY EDITION OF THE
CHICAGO
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. THIS IS THE EARLY EDITION OF THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNE.
ELECTION
THIS IS THE EARLY EDITION OF THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNE. ELECTION NIGHT, NOVEMBER 3,
1948.
TRUMAN
ELECTION NIGHT, NOVEMBER 3, 1948. TRUMAN HAD BEEN THE PRESIDENT,
AND
1948. TRUMAN HAD BEEN THE PRESIDENT, AND DEWEY WAS RUNNING AGAINST
HIM.
THE CHICAGO
AND DEWEY WAS RUNNING AGAINST HIM. THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBE, THEY
WANTED
HIM. THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBE, THEY WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO
ANNOUNCE
THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBE, THEY WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO ANNOUNCE WHO THE NEW PRESIDENT
WAS.
EVERYBODY
ANNOUNCE WHO THE NEW PRESIDENT WAS. EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT DEWEY WAS
GONNA
WAS. EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT DEWEY WAS GONNA DEFEAT TRUMAN, BUT AS THE
NIGHT
EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT DEWEY WAS GONNA DEFEAT TRUMAN, BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, EVERYTHING WENT
THE
GONNA DEFEAT TRUMAN, BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, EVERYTHING WENT THE OTHER DIRECTION, AND TRUMAN
ENDED
NIGHT WENT ON, EVERYTHING WENT THE OTHER DIRECTION, AND TRUMAN ENDED UP WINNING.
>>
THE OTHER DIRECTION, AND TRUMAN ENDED UP WINNING. >> I REMEMBER THAT NOW.
>>
ENDED UP WINNING. >> I REMEMBER THAT NOW. >> OH, YOU'RE NOT THAT OLD.
>>
>> I REMEMBER THAT NOW. >> OH, YOU'RE NOT THAT OLD. >> WELL, MY DADDY TOLD ME THE
STORY.
>>
>> WELL, MY DADDY TOLD ME THE STORY. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>>
STORY. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> LATE ON THAT NIGHT, THE
CHICAGO
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> LATE ON THAT NIGHT, THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNE SENT ALL
OF
>> LATE ON THAT NIGHT, THE CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNE SENT ALL OF THEIR EMPLOYEES OUT TO GATHER
UP
CHICAGO DAILY TRIBUNE SENT ALL OF THEIR EMPLOYEES OUT TO GATHER UP ALL THESE PAPERS WITHIN THE
CITY
OF THEIR EMPLOYEES OUT TO GATHER UP ALL THESE PAPERS WITHIN THE CITY AND BURN 'EM BECAUSE
CHICAGO
UP ALL THESE PAPERS WITHIN THE CITY AND BURN 'EM BECAUSE CHICAGO TRIBUNE DID NOT WANNA
BE
CITY AND BURN 'EM BECAUSE CHICAGO TRIBUNE DID NOT WANNA BE KNOWN FOR PUTTING OUT BAD
INFORMATION.
>>
BE KNOWN FOR PUTTING OUT BAD INFORMATION. >> THAT'S NEAT.
>>
INFORMATION. >> THAT'S NEAT. >> THIS IS A REAL PAPER?
>>
>> THAT'S NEAT. >> THIS IS A REAL PAPER? >> NOW, THEY MADE A LOT OF
REPRODUCTIONS
>> THIS IS A REAL PAPER? >> NOW, THEY MADE A LOT OF REPRODUCTIONS OF THIS PAPER.
>>
>> NOW, THEY MADE A LOT OF REPRODUCTIONS OF THIS PAPER. >> I FIGURED.
>>
REPRODUCTIONS OF THIS PAPER. >> I FIGURED. >> THE FAKE ONES ARE USUALLY
MARKED
>> I FIGURED. >> THE FAKE ONES ARE USUALLY MARKED 3¢.
THE
>> THE FAKE ONES ARE USUALLY MARKED 3¢. THE REAL ONES, THEY'RE MARKED
4¢.
SO
THE REAL ONES, THEY'RE MARKED 4¢. SO YOU'VE GOT A REAL ONE HERE.
>>
4¢. SO YOU'VE GOT A REAL ONE HERE. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT
WHAT KIND
WHAT KIND OF VALUE DO WE HAVE
HERE?
>>
HERE? >> WELL, IT COULD PROBABLY BRING
AS
>> WELL, IT COULD PROBABLY BRING AS MUCH AS...
$2,000.
>>
$2,000. >> MOE.
YES!
I'M
YES! I'M REALLY GLAD I COULD HELP YA.
IT'S
I'M REALLY GLAD I COULD HELP YA. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE MEETING YA.
>>
>> I
>> I GOT
>> I GOT A HEADLINE FOR YOU.
"MARY
>> I GOT A HEADLINE FOR YOU. "MARY DEFEATS
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THESE HEAVY BRASS
EARRING
>> I FOUND THESE HEAVY BRASS EARRING THINGS IN MY LOCKER AND
ONE
ONE OF
ONE OF MY
ONE OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY
MIGHT
ONE OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY MIGHT BE FOR, LIKE, STRETCHING
OUT
ONE OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY MIGHT BE FOR, LIKE, STRETCHING OUT YOUR EARLOBES.
SO
MIGHT BE FOR, LIKE, STRETCHING OUT YOUR EARLOBES. SO I'M TAKING 'EM TO A TATTOO
AND
OUT YOUR EARLOBES. SO I'M TAKING 'EM TO A TATTOO AND BODY PIERCING SHOP TO GET
THESE
SO I'M TAKING 'EM TO A TATTOO AND BODY PIERCING SHOP TO GET THESE CHECKED
ARE
ARE YOU
ARE YOU SPARTACUS?
>>
ARE YOU SPARTACUS? >> YEAH, THAT'S ME.
>>
ARE YOU SPARTACUS? >> YEAH, THAT'S ME. >> I'M JENNY.
>>
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME. >> I'M JENNY. >> HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
>>
>> I'M JENNY. >> HEY, HOW YOU DOING? >> WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
>>
>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING? >> WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. >> YEAH. >> THIS IS THE THING I WAS
TALKING
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
>>
>> THIS IS THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT. >> YES.
THESE
TALKING ABOUT. >> YES. THESE ARE ACTUAL BORNEO EAR
WEIGHTS.
WHAT
THESE ARE ACTUAL BORNEO EAR WEIGHTS. WHAT WE DO IS WE ACTUALLY HANG
'EM
WEIGHTS. WHAT WE DO IS WE ACTUALLY HANG 'EM ON THE EARS.
>>
WHAT WE DO IS WE ACTUALLY HANG 'EM ON THE EARS. >> BUT THEY'RE NOT CALLED
EARRINGS?
>>
>> BUT THEY'RE NOT CALLED EARRINGS? >> NO.
>>
EARRINGS? >> NO. >> HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EAR HOLE
BIG
>> NO. >> HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EAR HOLE BIG ENOUGH TO PUT THIS IN IT?
>>
>> HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EAR HOLE BIG ENOUGH TO PUT THIS IN IT? >> IN THE BORNEO CULTURE, WHAT
THEY
BIG ENOUGH TO PUT THIS IN IT? >> IN THE BORNEO CULTURE, WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO IS THEY START
OFF--IT'S
>> IN THE BORNEO CULTURE, WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO IS THEY START OFF--IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE.
THEY
THEY ACTUALLY DO IS THEY START OFF--IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE. THEY PIERCE YOUR EARS WHEN
YOU'RE
OFF--IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE. THEY PIERCE YOUR EARS WHEN YOU'RE VERY YOUNG AND THEY START
STRETCHING
THEY PIERCE YOUR EARS WHEN YOU'RE VERY YOUNG AND THEY START STRETCHING IT.
>>
YOU'RE VERY YOUNG AND THEY START STRETCHING IT. >> WOW.
>>
STRETCHING IT. >> WOW. >> MY EARS, FOR EXAMPLE, TOOK 14
YEARS
>> WOW. >> MY EARS, FOR EXAMPLE, TOOK 14 YEARS OFF AND ON.
>>
>> MY EARS, FOR EXAMPLE, TOOK 14 YEARS OFF AND ON. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
YEARS OFF AND ON. >> OH, MY GOD. >> THE BIGGER YOUR EARS, THE
BIGGER
>> OH, MY GOD. >> THE BIGGER YOUR EARS, THE BIGGER YOUR LIP PLATE,
THE
>> THE BIGGER YOUR EARS, THE BIGGER YOUR LIP PLATE, THE HIGHER STATURE YOU HAD, THE
HIGHER
BIGGER YOUR LIP PLATE, THE HIGHER STATURE YOU HAD, THE HIGHER CLASS YOU WERE.
THESE
THE HIGHER STATURE YOU HAD, THE HIGHER CLASS YOU WERE. THESE ARE ALMOST LIKE A ROYALTY
STATURE.
I
THESE ARE ALMOST LIKE A ROYALTY STATURE. I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE OF
THESE
STATURE. I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE OF THESE ON.
>>
I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE OF THESE ON. >> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
OH.
THESE ON. >> OH, ABSOLUTELY. OH. THAT'S COOL.
>>
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY. OH. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S THE ACTUAL WAY THAT
THEY
OH. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S THE ACTUAL WAY THAT THEY WOULD SWING.
YOU
>> THAT'S THE ACTUAL WAY THAT THEY WOULD SWING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE HAMMER
MARKS
THEY WOULD SWING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE HAMMER MARKS ON THE INSIDE.
>>
YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE HAMMER MARKS ON THE INSIDE. >> UH-HUH.
>>
MARKS ON THE INSIDE. >> UH-HUH. >> THE PATINA ITSELF SAYS IT'S
AT
>> UH-HUH. >> THE PATINA ITSELF SAYS IT'S AT LEAST PROBABLY 100 YEARS OLD.
>>
>> THE PATINA ITSELF SAYS IT'S AT LEAST PROBABLY 100 YEARS OLD. >> SOUNDS LIKE THEY COULD BE
WORTH
AT LEAST PROBABLY 100 YEARS OLD. >> SOUNDS LIKE THEY COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
>>
>> RETAIL, YOU'RE PROBABLY
LOOKING
>> RETAIL, YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AROUND...$700 ON THESE.
>>
LOOKING AROUND...$700 ON THESE. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
AND
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. AND TO THINK, I THOUGHT THESE
WERE,
AND TO THINK, I THOUGHT THESE WERE, LIKE, BUTT PLUGS.
THANK
THANK YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
[bells
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I HAVE FOUND A HUGE
RAFT
>> RICKY AND I HAVE FOUND A HUGE RAFT IN OUR LOCKER.
AND
AND SINCE
AND SINCE IT'S SO HOT OUT RIGHT
NOW,
AND SINCE IT'S SO HOT OUT RIGHT NOW, WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE IT
DOWN
AND SINCE IT'S SO HOT OUT RIGHT NOW, WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE IT DOWN THE RIVER AND TRY TO SELL
IT.
>>
DOWN THE RIVER AND TRY TO SELL IT. >> THIS HAS GOTTA BE THIS WAY.
>>
IT. >> THIS HAS GOTTA BE THIS WAY. >> YEP.
>>
>> THIS HAS GOTTA BE THIS WAY. >> YEP. >> I BROUGHT THE PERFECT SECRET
WEAPON
>> YEP. >> I BROUGHT THE PERFECT SECRET WEAPON TO SELL A RAFT AT THE
RIVER:
>> I BROUGHT THE PERFECT SECRET WEAPON TO SELL A RAFT AT THE RIVER: A GIRL IN A BIKINI.
>>
WEAPON TO SELL A RAFT AT THE RIVER: A GIRL IN A BIKINI. >> YOUR DOG IN A BATHING SUIT'S
THE
RIVER: A GIRL IN A BIKINI. >> YOUR DOG IN A BATHING SUIT'S THE SECRET WEAPON?
>>
>> YOUR DOG IN A BATHING SUIT'S THE SECRET WEAPON? >> YEAH.
>>
THE SECRET WEAPON? >> YEAH. >> WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WE'RE IN TROUBLE. >> Y'ALL WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED
IN
>> WE'RE IN TROUBLE. >> Y'ALL WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A BIG RAFT, WOULD YOU?
>>
>> Y'ALL WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A BIG RAFT, WOULD YOU? >> WHAT? THIS IS AWESOME.
>>
IN BUYING A BIG RAFT, WOULD YOU? >> WHAT? THIS IS AWESOME. >> IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
>>
>> WHAT? THIS IS AWESOME. >> IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. >> HOW MUCH?
>>
>> IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. >> HOW MUCH? >> I'M THINKING ABOUT 400.
>>
>> HOW MUCH? >> I'M THINKING ABOUT 400. >> I'M THINKING ABOUT 200.
>>
>> I'M THINKING ABOUT 400. >> I'M THINKING ABOUT 200. >> WHOO.
200?
>>
>> WHOO. 200? >> YOU DON'T THINK YOUR KIDS'
FUN
200? >> YOU DON'T THINK YOUR KIDS' FUN IS WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN
>> YOU DON'T THINK YOUR KIDS' FUN IS WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT?
>>
FUN IS WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT? >> HOW ABOUT 300?
>>
THAN THAT? >> HOW ABOUT 300? >> MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO
MUCH
>> HOW ABOUT 300? >> MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR US.
>>
>> MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR US. >> OKAY.
>>
MUCH FOR US. >> OKAY. >> SORRY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> SORRY. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M
>> SORRY. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT GONNA LET ONE "NO" GET
ME
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT GONNA LET ONE "NO" GET ME DOWN.
I
I'M NOT GONNA LET ONE "NO" GET ME DOWN. I CAN SELL ICE TO ESKIMOS.
>>
ME DOWN. I CAN SELL ICE TO ESKIMOS. >> DO YOU GUYS RAFT?
>>
I CAN SELL ICE TO ESKIMOS. >> DO YOU GUYS RAFT? >> UH, NO.
>>
>> DO YOU GUYS RAFT? >> UH, NO. >> YOU GUYS NEED A RAFT?
>>
>> UH, NO. >> YOU GUYS NEED A RAFT? >> Y'ALL BE INTERESTED IN BUYING
A
>> YOU GUYS NEED A RAFT? >> Y'ALL BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A BIG RAFT?
>>
>> Y'ALL BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A BIG RAFT? >> ON THE ROCK, YOU NEED A RAFT?
NO.
A BIG RAFT? >> ON THE ROCK, YOU NEED A RAFT? NO. ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ON THE ROCK, YOU NEED A RAFT? NO. ALL RIGHT. >> NO TALK--ONLY THE SPANISH.
>> UNO,
NO. ALL RIGHT. >> NO TALK--ONLY THE SPANISH. >> UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO,
HUNDRED.
¿DONDE
>> UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO, HUNDRED. ¿DONDE ESTA LA FIESTA?
RIGHT
HUNDRED. ¿DONDE ESTA LA FIESTA? RIGHT THERE.
>>
¿DONDE ESTA LA FIESTA? RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
>>
RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? >> I SAID, "THAT'S WHERE THE
PARTY
>> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? >> I SAID, "THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY IS," RIGHT?
SOMETHING
>> I SAID, "THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY IS," RIGHT? SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
YOU
PARTY IS," RIGHT? SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
MOVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YOU GOT ANY MONEY? MOVE ALONG.
RAFT
YOU GOT ANY MONEY? MOVE ALONG. RAFT FOR SALE!
300
MOVE ALONG. RAFT FOR SALE! 300 BUCKS.
>>
RAFT FOR SALE! 300 BUCKS. >> 300 BUCKS?
FELLAS,
300 BUCKS. >> 300 BUCKS? FELLAS, FELLAS.
50
>> 300 BUCKS? FELLAS, FELLAS. 50 BUCKS.
>>
FELLAS, FELLAS. 50 BUCKS. >> both: $50?
>>
50 BUCKS. >> both: $50? >> I'M IN COLLEGE, GUYS.
>>
>> both: $50? >> I'M IN COLLEGE, GUYS. >> ALL RIGHT...
>>
>> I'M IN COLLEGE, GUYS. >> ALL RIGHT... >> I MEAN--
>>
>> ALL RIGHT... >> I MEAN-- >> 250, AND A CASE OF RAMEN.
>>
>> I MEAN-- >> 250, AND A CASE OF RAMEN. >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 250, AND A CASE OF RAMEN. >> 100 BUCKS. >> OH, MY GOD, DUDE.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> OH, MY GOD, DUDE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, DUDE. >> [laughs] >> 200 BUCKS.
>>
>> [laughs] >> 200 BUCKS. >> 200 BONES?
>>
>> 200 BUCKS. >> 200 BONES? >> 200 BONES.
>>
>> 200 BONES? >> 200 BONES. >> AND A CASE OF RAMEN?
>>
>> 200 BONES. >> AND A CASE OF RAMEN? >> CHICKEN OR BEEF.
WHATEVER
>> AND A CASE OF RAMEN? >> CHICKEN OR BEEF. WHATEVER YOU WANT, DUDE.
>>
>> CHICKEN OR BEEF. WHATEVER YOU WANT, DUDE. >> SOME SHRIMP FLAVOR?
>>
WHATEVER YOU WANT, DUDE. >> SOME SHRIMP FLAVOR? >> OH!
>>
>> SOME SHRIMP FLAVOR? >> OH! >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, PUMP THE
BRAKES.
PUMP
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, PUMP THE BRAKES. PUMP THE BRAKES.
I'LL
BRAKES. PUMP THE BRAKES. I'LL DO CHICKEN OR BEEF ONLY.
200?
>>
200? >> 200 SOUNDS GOOD.
ALL
>> 200 SOUNDS GOOD. ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
>>
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. >> IT'S A DEAL, MAN.
>>
>> IT'S A DEAL, MAN. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> THANKS A LOT.
>>
>> SELLING THAT RAFT PUT OUR
PROFITS
>> SELLING THAT RAFT PUT OUR PROFITS OVER $10,000.
AND,
>> SELLING THAT RAFT PUT OUR PROFITS OVER $10,000. AND, HEY, WE GOT TO SPEND THE
DAY
PROFITS OVER $10,000. AND, HEY, WE GOT TO SPEND THE DAY LOOKING AT ALL THE BIKINIS.
>>
>> narrator: THE GLORY IN
GARLAND
>> narrator: THE GLORY IN GARLAND GOES TO RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
>> narrator: THE GLORY IN GARLAND GOES TO RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO FLOATED TO A $10,000 VICTORY
WITH
GARLAND GOES TO RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO FLOATED TO A $10,000 VICTORY WITH THEIR FINE CHINA, DVDs,
AND
WHO FLOATED TO A $10,000 VICTORY WITH THEIR FINE CHINA, DVDs, AND RIVER RAFT.
MARY
WITH THEIR FINE CHINA, DVDs, AND RIVER RAFT. MARY AND MOE PUT A $2,500 PROFIT
IN
AND RIVER RAFT. MARY AND MOE PUT A $2,500 PROFIT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
JENNY
MARY AND MOE PUT A $2,500 PROFIT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. JENNY STRETCHED A PAIR OF
BORNEAN
IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. JENNY STRETCHED A PAIR OF BORNEAN EAR WEIGHTS INTO A $600
PROFIT
WHILE
BORNEAN EAR WEIGHTS INTO A $600 PROFIT WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK A
GOOSE
PROFIT WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK A GOOSE EGG ALL THE WAY HOME TO
HIS
WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK A GOOSE EGG ALL THE WAY HOME TO HIS CHICKEN ROOM.
[chicken
GOOSE EGG ALL THE WAY HOME TO HIS CHICKEN ROOM. [chicken cluck]
>>
>> SO
>> SO WITH BODY MODIFICATION,
BESIDES
>> SO WITH BODY MODIFICATION, BESIDES EARS WHAT ELSE DO YOU
GUYS
BESIDES EARS WHAT ELSE DO YOU GUYS DO?
>>
GUYS DO? >> UM, WE DO EVERYTHING FROM
SCALPELING,
>> UM, WE DO EVERYTHING FROM SCALPELING, BRANDING, TATTOOING,
PIERCING,
SCALPELING, BRANDING, TATTOOING, PIERCING, TONGUE BIFURCATIONS.
YOU
PIERCING, TONGUE BIFURCATIONS. YOU HAVE--
>>
YOU HAVE-- >> DO YOU HAVE A TONGUE
MODIFICATION?
>>
MODIFICATION? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> CAN I SEE IT?
OH,
>> CAN I SEE IT? OH, WOW.
[laughs]
DO
[laughs] DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN.
[laughs]
WOW.
THAT'S
WOW. THAT'S SO MUCH FUN THAT YOU CAN
DO
THAT'S SO MUCH FUN THAT YOU CAN DO THAT.
DO
DO THAT. DO IT