>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE BRATS
HOW
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE BRATS HOW I BRING IT.
>>
>> IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE BRATS HOW I BRING IT. >> SHE'S GOING DOWN TODAY,
JENNY.
>>
>> SHE'S GOING DOWN TODAY, JENNY. >> DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT
OFF.
>>
>> DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF. >> BRING IT!
>>
OFF. >> BRING IT! >> CATFIGHT! GOT A GOOD CATFIGHT
GOING!
OH!
>>
GOING! OH! >> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS
I'VE
OH! >> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS I'VE EVER SEEN.
I'VE
>> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS I'VE EVER SEEN. I'VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF ON
ALL
I'VE EVER SEEN. I'VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF ON ALL THIS FURNITURE.
>>
I'VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF ON ALL THIS FURNITURE. >> HOW MUCH YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO
ME
ALL THIS FURNITURE. >> HOW MUCH YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO ME FOR?
>>
>> HOW MUCH YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO ME FOR? >> 950.
>>
ME FOR? >> 950. >> I WANNA BUY NO MATTER
THE
>> 950. >> I WANNA BUY NO MATTER THE COST.
750!
>>
THE COST. 750! >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
>>
750! >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. >> WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY?
LET'S
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. >> WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY? LET'S GO TO A CAVE.
GOTTA
>> WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY? LET'S GO TO A CAVE. GOTTA TRY IT OUT.
>>
LET'S GO TO A CAVE. GOTTA TRY IT OUT. >> OKAY.
>>
GOTTA TRY IT OUT. >> OKAY. >> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE!
>>
>> OKAY. >> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE! >> [groans]
>>
>> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE! >> [groans] >> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> WHOA! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN DESOTO, TEXAS.
THEY'VE
TODAY WE'RE IN DESOTO, TEXAS. THEY'VE GOT A MOTTO--
LIVE,
THEY'VE GOT A MOTTO-- LIVE, WORK, AND PLAY IN DESOTO.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, IN 100 YEARS, THEIR
POPULATION
YOU KNOW, IN 100 YEARS, THEIR POPULATION WENT FROM 50 TO
50,000.
SOUND
POPULATION WENT FROM 50 TO 50,000. SOUND TO ME LIKE THEY BEEN DOING
MORE
50,000. SOUND TO ME LIKE THEY BEEN DOING MORE PLAYING THAN WORKING.
>>
SOUND TO ME LIKE THEY BEEN DOING MORE PLAYING THAN WORKING. >> I'M PUMPED, MOE.
I
MORE PLAYING THAN WORKING. >> I'M PUMPED, MOE. I WANNA BUY.
>>
>> I'M PUMPED, MOE. I WANNA BUY. >> WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
>>
I WANNA BUY. >> WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? >> I'M JUST FEELING LIKE I NEED
TO
>> WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? >> I'M JUST FEELING LIKE I NEED TO BE MORE COMPETITIVE ON
THE
>> I'M JUST FEELING LIKE I NEED TO BE MORE COMPETITIVE ON THE FIELD.
THAT
TO BE MORE COMPETITIVE ON THE FIELD. THAT IS, AN AUCTION FIELD.
I'M
I'M IMPROVISING TODAY.
NO
I'M IMPROVISING TODAY. NO PLAN WHATSOEVER.
I'M
I'M JUST
I'M JUST GOING WITH MY GUT AND
THEN
I'M JUST GOING WITH MY GUT AND THEN I'M GONNA GO FOR IT.
>>
I'M JUST GOING WITH MY GUT AND THEN I'M GONNA GO FOR IT. >> OKEY-DOKEY.
>>
THEN I'M GONNA GO FOR IT. >> OKEY-DOKEY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> OKEY-DOKEY. >> [laughs] >> TODAY I'M OFF TO DESOTO, ONE
OF
>> [laughs] >> TODAY I'M OFF TO DESOTO, ONE OF MY FAVORITE FACILITIES.
I
>> TODAY I'M OFF TO DESOTO, ONE OF MY FAVORITE FACILITIES. I OWN THIS PLACE.
RIGHT
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW MY SHELVES ARE
STOCKED,
RIGHT NOW MY SHELVES ARE STOCKED, SO I'M LOOKING FOR SOME
PRICEY
STOCKED, SO I'M LOOKING FOR SOME PRICEY ITEMS, SOMETHING I CAN
TURN
PRICEY ITEMS, SOMETHING I CAN TURN AROUND
>>
>> TODAY
>> TODAY I'M KINDA LOOKING FOR
THAT
>> TODAY I'M KINDA LOOKING FOR THAT BREAD AND BUTTER STUFF.
WOOD
THAT BREAD AND BUTTER STUFF. WOOD FURNITURE I CAN PAINT.
REAL
WOOD FURNITURE I CAN PAINT. REAL SIMPLE.
THE
REAL SIMPLE. THE THING IS, MY COMPETITION IS
ALWAYS
THE THING IS, MY COMPETITION IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SIMPLE
FURNITURE
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SIMPLE FURNITURE TOO.
SO
SO TODAY,
SO TODAY, I'M GONNA KEEP MY HEAD
ABOVE
SO TODAY, I'M GONNA KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE THE FRAY, AND WALK AWAY
WITH
SO TODAY, I'M GONNA KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE THE FRAY, AND WALK AWAY WITH A GOOD FURNITURE UNIT.
I'M
ABOVE THE FRAY, AND WALK AWAY WITH A GOOD FURNITURE UNIT. I'M EXCITED TODAY.
>>
WITH A GOOD FURNITURE UNIT. I'M EXCITED TODAY. >> ANOTHER LONG, HOT ONE.
>>
I'M EXCITED TODAY. >> ANOTHER LONG, HOT ONE. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS SUMMER, THE GRASS IS AS
HIGH
>> THIS SUMMER, THE GRASS IS AS HIGH AS A GNAT'S BUTT.
IT'S
HIGH AS A GNAT'S BUTT. IT'S A DROUGHT.
OUR
OUR RANCHER CUSTOMERS NEED
SHREDDERS,
OUR RANCHER CUSTOMERS NEED SHREDDERS, WEED WHACKERS, AND OF
COURSE,
OUR RANCHER CUSTOMERS NEED SHREDDERS, WEED WHACKERS, AND OF COURSE, BEER COOLERS.
TOOLS
SHREDDERS, WEED WHACKERS, AND OF COURSE, BEER COOLERS. TOOLS OF THE TRADE.
WELL,
COURSE, BEER COOLERS. TOOLS OF THE TRADE. WELL, LOOKIE HERE, LADIES.
WHO'S
TOOLS OF THE TRADE. WELL, LOOKIE HERE, LADIES. WHO'S SHOWIN' UP?
>>
WELL, LOOKIE HERE, LADIES. WHO'S SHOWIN' UP? >> [gasps]
BRING
WHO'S SHOWIN' UP? >> [gasps] BRING IT.
>>
>> [gasps] BRING IT. >> JERRY!
[chuckles]
>>
>> JERRY! [chuckles] >> DUN DUN DUN!
>>
[chuckles] >> DUN DUN DUN! >> WE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF
COMPETITION.
WELL,
WELL, WELL, MY LITTLE PRETTIES
ARE
WELL, WELL, MY LITTLE PRETTIES ARE HERE TODAY.
>>
>> SHE'S
>> SHE'S GOING DOWN TODAY,
JENNY.
>>
>> SHE'S GOING DOWN TODAY, JENNY. >> GUESS I WILL BE BUYING ALL
THE
JENNY. >> GUESS I WILL BE BUYING ALL THE GOOD FURNITURE LOCKERS
TODAY.
[laughs]
LET'S
TODAY. [laughs] LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
>>
[laughs] LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
THERE'LL
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
PLEASE
THE BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO! >> OOH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> OOH! >> OH!
[siren
>> OOH! >> OH! [siren blares]
>>
>> OH! [siren blares] >> WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE?
>>
[siren blares] >> WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE? >> WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE? >> WHAT IS THIS? >> THAT'S A SWITCHBOARD FOR
THE--PROBABLY
>> WHAT IS THIS? >> THAT'S A SWITCHBOARD FOR THE--PROBABLY DISPATCH STUFF.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT, BUT
THIS
>> YEAH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT, BUT THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT RICKY
AND
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT RICKY AND I NEED FOR OUR RANCHERS.
>>
>> JERRY,
>> JERRY, ARE THESE CALLED
GURNEYS?
LOOK,
>> JERRY, ARE THESE CALLED GURNEYS? LOOK, WE CAN PUT BLONDIE IN THIS
ONE
GURNEYS? LOOK, WE CAN PUT BLONDIE IN THIS ONE AND THE OTHER ONE IN THERE.
YOU
LOOK, WE CAN PUT BLONDIE IN THIS ONE AND THE OTHER ONE IN THERE. YOU KNOW, DARKIE?
SHORTY
ONE AND THE OTHER ONE IN THERE. YOU KNOW, DARKIE? SHORTY AND TALLY?
WHATEVER.
I'M
SHORTY AND TALLY? WHATEVER. I'M DONE WITH THEM.
>>
>> MISS
>> MISS LESA NEEDS TO
CONCENTRATE
>> MISS LESA NEEDS TO CONCENTRATE ON BUYING A LOCKER,
NOT
CONCENTRATE ON BUYING A LOCKER, NOT STIRRING UP TROUBLE WITH
THESE
NOT STIRRING UP TROUBLE WITH THESE LITTLE GIRLS.
>>
>> THERE'S TWO PIECES OF
FURNITURE
>> THERE'S TWO PIECES OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT THEY'RE
NOT
>> THERE'S TWO PIECES OF FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT THEY'RE NOT THE KIND OF THINGS I'M
LOOKING
FURNITURE IN HERE, BUT THEY'RE NOT THE KIND OF THINGS I'M LOOKING FOR.
I
NOT THE KIND OF THINGS I'M LOOKING FOR. I CAN'T MAKE AN EXAM TABLE CUTE.
I
LOOKING FOR. I CAN'T MAKE AN EXAM TABLE CUTE. I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS.
>>
I CAN'T MAKE AN EXAM TABLE CUTE. I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. >> THAT TABLE'S GREAT.
IT'S
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. >> THAT TABLE'S GREAT. IT'S MADE OF ALL THOSE DIFFERENT
PIECES
>> THAT TABLE'S GREAT. IT'S MADE OF ALL THOSE DIFFERENT PIECES OF WOOD.
THAT'S
IT'S MADE OF ALL THOSE DIFFERENT PIECES OF WOOD. THAT'S QUALITY RIGHT THERE.
>>
PIECES OF WOOD. THAT'S QUALITY RIGHT THERE. >> THAT--THAT'S AN EXAM TABLE.
>>
THAT'S QUALITY RIGHT THERE. >> THAT--THAT'S AN EXAM TABLE. >> I CAN FOR SURE MAKE SOMETHING
OUT
>> THAT--THAT'S AN EXAM TABLE. >> I CAN FOR SURE MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THAT.
I'M
>> I CAN FOR SURE MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THAT. I'M BIDDING.
>>
OUT OF THAT. I'M BIDDING. >> OKAY.
>>
I'M BIDDING. >> OKAY. >> THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. >> OKAY. >> WELL, THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY SOME
KIND
>> OKAY. >> WELL, THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF DOCTOR'S OFFICE OR
AMBULATORY
>> WELL, THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF DOCTOR'S OFFICE OR AMBULATORY OFFICE.
AND
KIND OF DOCTOR'S OFFICE OR AMBULATORY OFFICE. AND THE TWO STRETCHERS HERE,
THEY
AMBULATORY OFFICE. AND THE TWO STRETCHERS HERE, THEY LOOK TO BE REALLY HIGH END.
MEDICAL
AND THE TWO STRETCHERS HERE, THEY LOOK TO BE REALLY HIGH END. MEDICAL STUFF MEANS BIG BUCKS
AND
THEY LOOK TO BE REALLY HIGH END. MEDICAL STUFF MEANS BIG BUCKS AND I BET I COULD SELL THIS
EQUIPMENT
MEDICAL STUFF MEANS BIG BUCKS AND I BET I COULD SELL THIS EQUIPMENT FAST.
I
AND I BET I COULD SELL THIS EQUIPMENT FAST. I LIKE IT.
I'M
EQUIPMENT FAST. I LIKE IT. I'M IN.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100? >> 100!
>>
>> 100! >> 100!
>> 100! NOW
>> 100! >> 100! NOW 200?
WANNA
>> 100! NOW 200? WANNA GIVE 200?
NOW
WANNA GIVE 200? NOW 300?
>>
NOW 300? >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 300! NOW 400?
>>
>> 300! NOW 400? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 500?
>>
>> NOW 500? >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500!
>> 500! NOW
>> 500! >> 500! NOW 600?
>>
>> 500! NOW 600? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 600! AND 700?
>>
>> 600! AND 700? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700 THERE. NOW 800?
>>
>> 700 THERE. NOW 800? >> 750!
>>
>> 750! >> NOW 800?
>>
>> NOW 800? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 900?
WOULD
>> NOW 900? WOULD YOU GIVE 900?
900?
WOULD YOU GIVE 900? 900? 900?
900
900? 900? 900 GOING ONCE.
900
900 GOING ONCE. 900 GOING TWICE.
I
900 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
$800.
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $800. RIGHT THERE, $800.
>>
$800. RIGHT THERE, $800. >> I HOPE THESE GURNEYS ARE IN
GOOD
>> I HOPE THESE GURNEYS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE, OTHERWISE I'M GONNA
NEED
GOOD SHAPE, OTHERWISE I'M GONNA NEED A
>>
>> THERE'S A DECENT CHINA
CABINET
CABINET IN THE BACK.
CHINA
CABINET IN THE BACK. CHINA CABINET MATCHES THE TABLE.
>>
CABINET IN THE BACK. CHINA CABINET MATCHES THE TABLE. >> OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE.
>>
CHINA CABINET MATCHES THE TABLE. >> OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> WE'LL BE ON IT.
>>
>> OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> WE'LL BE ON IT. >> WELL, THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAS
SOME
>> WE'LL BE ON IT. >> WELL, THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAS SOME REALLY NICE FURNITURE IN IT
TOO.
I
SOME REALLY NICE FURNITURE IN IT TOO. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT
FURNITURE.
BUT
I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT FURNITURE. BUT I BET THE GIRLS DO.
SHOULD
FURNITURE. BUT I BET THE GIRLS DO. SHOULD BE A GOOD SHOW.
[imitates
BUT I BET THE GIRLS DO. SHOULD BE A GOOD SHOW. [imitates cat screeching]
>>
SHOULD BE A GOOD SHOW. [imitates cat screeching] >> YOU GOT TWO END TABLES, YOU
GOT
[imitates cat screeching] >> YOU GOT TWO END TABLES, YOU GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL ARMOIRE,
BEDS.
I'M
GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL ARMOIRE, BEDS. I'M LIKING THIS LOCKER.
THIS
BEDS. I'M LIKING THIS LOCKER. THIS HAS ALL THE HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
THAT
I'M LIKING THIS LOCKER. THIS HAS ALL THE HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
IT'S
THIS HAS ALL THE HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT I'M LOOKING FOR. IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE BRATS
HOW
THAT I'M LOOKING FOR. IT'S TIME TO SHOW THESE BRATS HOW I BRING IT.
I'M
I'M GOING
I'M GOING FOR THIS
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A FANTASTIC DINING ROOM
TABLE.
OOH,
>> IT'S A FANTASTIC DINING ROOM TABLE. OOH, I SEE SOME CHINESE
CHIPPENDALE
TABLE. OOH, I SEE SOME CHINESE CHIPPENDALE CHAIRS BACK THERE
THAT
OOH, I SEE SOME CHINESE CHIPPENDALE CHAIRS BACK THERE THAT GO WITH THE TABLE.
THIS
CHIPPENDALE CHAIRS BACK THERE THAT GO WITH THE TABLE. THIS IS GONNA BE A FIGHT.
>>
THAT GO WITH THE TABLE. THIS IS GONNA BE A FIGHT. >> IF LESA LIKES THIS UNIT,
THEN
THIS IS GONNA BE A FIGHT. >> IF LESA LIKES THIS UNIT, THEN I LOVE THIS UNIT.
[laughs]
>>
THEN I LOVE THIS UNIT. [laughs] >> UH-OH, MY KNEES ARE STARTING
TO
[laughs] >> UH-OH, MY KNEES ARE STARTING TO SHAKE.
OH,
>> UH-OH, MY KNEES ARE STARTING TO SHAKE. OH, MY GOSH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 100?
>>
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 100? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100 THERE. NOW 200?
>>
>> 100 THERE. NOW 200? >> HERE!
>>
>> HERE! >> NOW 300? WANNA GIVE 300?
>>
>> NOW 300? WANNA GIVE 300? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400?
>>
>> NOW 400? >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 500?
>>
>> 500? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 700?
>>
>> 700? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
I
>> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? I INVENTED "BRING IT."
>>
I INVENTED "BRING IT." >> NOW 800? BID OF 800?
>>
>> NOW 800? BID OF 800? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 900?
>>
>> 900? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> OH, SNAP!
>>
>> OH, SNAP! >> WHAT THE [bleep]?
>>
>> WHAT THE [bleep]? >> LESA, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE
FRIENDS.
PEW!
FRIENDS. PEW! PEW!
>>
PEW! PEW! >> CATFIGHT.
GOT
>> CATFIGHT. GOT A GOOD CATFIGHT GOING.
>>
GOT A GOOD CATFIGHT GOING. >> [imitates cat screeching]
>>
>> [imitates cat screeching] >> THIS IS GETTING PERSONABLE.
>>
>> THIS IS GETTING PERSONABLE. >> NOW 1,000.
>>
>> NOW 1,000. >> 1,150!
>>
>> 1,150! >> 1,150. NOW 1,200.
>>
>> 1,150. NOW 1,200. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> 1,300 NOW.
>>
>> 1,300 NOW. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> NOW 1,400.
>>
>> NOW 1,400. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 1,400! NOW 1,500.
NOW
>> 1,400! NOW 1,500. NOW 1,500.
1,500
NOW 1,500. 1,500 GOING ONCE!
1,500
1,500 GOING ONCE! 1,500 GOING TWICE!
>>
1,500 GOING TWICE! >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $1,400.
$1,400.
[cheers
$1,400. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> NOW LESA KNOWS SHE'S NOT THE
ONLY
>> NOW LESA KNOWS SHE'S NOT THE ONLY LADY WHO CAN BRING IT.
>>
>> SHE
>> SHE AIN'T PLAYING ME LIKE
THAT.
>>
>> SHE AIN'T PLAYING ME LIKE THAT. >> THAT WAS A RUSH, BUT WHAT
THE
THAT. >> THAT WAS A RUSH, BUT WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY?
>>
>> THAT WAS A RUSH, BUT WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY? >> I JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN FOR
A
THE HELL DID I JUST BUY? >> I JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE.
[lighter
>> I JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE. [lighter clicks]
THEM
A MINUTE. [lighter clicks] THEM GIRLS REALLY MADE ME MAD,
JERRY.
>>
THEM GIRLS REALLY MADE ME MAD, JERRY. >> BUT YOU LETTIN' THAT [bleep]
GET
JERRY. >> BUT YOU LETTIN' THAT [bleep] GET TO YOU.
IT
>> BUT YOU LETTIN' THAT [bleep] GET TO YOU. IT TAKE TWO TO TAKE LITTLE LESA
DOWN?
IT
IT TAKE TWO TO TAKE LITTLE LESA DOWN? IT TAKE TWO TO TAKE HER DOWN?
YOU
DOWN? IT TAKE TWO TO TAKE HER DOWN? YOU STRONGER THAN THAT.
>>
IT TAKE TWO TO TAKE HER DOWN? YOU STRONGER THAN THAT. >> THEY DONE GANGED UP.
WHAT
YOU STRONGER THAN THAT. >> THEY DONE GANGED UP. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>>
>> THEY DONE GANGED UP. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? >> YOU CAN HANDLE 'EM.
THERE'S
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? >> YOU CAN HANDLE 'EM. THERE'S TWO OF THEM AGAINST YOU.
I
>> YOU CAN HANDLE 'EM. THERE'S TWO OF THEM AGAINST YOU. I GOT YOUR BACK.
>>
THERE'S TWO OF THEM AGAINST YOU. I GOT YOUR BACK. >> YOU BETTER HAVE MY BACK.
IT
I GOT YOUR BACK. >> YOU BETTER HAVE MY BACK. IT AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER.
IT'S
>> YOU BETTER HAVE MY BACK. IT AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER. IT'S TIME TO TAKE 'EM DOWN.
DON'T
IT AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER. IT'S TIME TO TAKE 'EM DOWN. DON'T EVER SAY "BRING IT"
AGAIN,
IT'S TIME TO TAKE 'EM DOWN. DON'T EVER SAY "BRING IT" AGAIN, OKAY?
>>
DON'T EVER SAY "BRING IT" AGAIN, OKAY? >> DON'T--DON'T
>>
>> TIME
>> TIME TO BREAK AWAY FROM
THE
>> TIME TO BREAK AWAY FROM THE CATFIGHT AND GO CHECK OUT MY
AMBULANCE
>> TIME TO BREAK AWAY FROM THE CATFIGHT AND GO CHECK OUT MY AMBULANCE LOCKER.
I
THE CATFIGHT AND GO CHECK OUT MY AMBULANCE LOCKER. I MEAN, COME ON NOW.
800
AMBULANCE LOCKER. I MEAN, COME ON NOW. 800 BUCKS FOR A MEDICAL ROOM?
PFFT,
I MEAN, COME ON NOW. 800 BUCKS FOR A MEDICAL ROOM? PFFT, TALK ABOUT A GIFT.
OF
800 BUCKS FOR A MEDICAL ROOM? PFFT, TALK ABOUT A GIFT. OF COURSE, I BOUGHT IT FOR
THE
PFFT, TALK ABOUT A GIFT. OF COURSE, I BOUGHT IT FOR THE GURNEYS.
STILL
OF COURSE, I BOUGHT IT FOR THE GURNEYS. STILL IN EXCELLENT SHAPE.
IT
THE GURNEYS. STILL IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. IT STILL LOOKS NEW.
AND,
STILL IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. IT STILL LOOKS NEW. AND, UH, THIS ONE OVER HERE, IT
LOOKS
IT STILL LOOKS NEW. AND, UH, THIS ONE OVER HERE, IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER.
AND
AND, UH, THIS ONE OVER HERE, IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER. AND THERE'S A DEFIBRILLATOR
HERE.
YOU
AND THERE'S A DEFIBRILLATOR HERE. YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF
IT'S
HERE. YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S IN HERE.
WHOA!
AND
IT'S IN HERE. WHOA! AND IT'S IN HERE.
THINK
WHOA! AND IT'S IN HERE. THINK IT'S ONE FOR KIDS BECAUSE
THEY
AND IT'S IN HERE. THINK IT'S ONE FOR KIDS BECAUSE THEY GOT A LITTLE CHILD ON
THERE.
[defibrillator
THEY GOT A LITTLE CHILD ON THERE. [defibrillator beeps]
>>
THERE. [defibrillator beeps] >> INFANCHILD PAD.
>>
[defibrillator beeps] >> INFANCHILD PAD. >> OKAY.
>>
>> INFANCHILD PAD. >> OKAY. >> PRESS THE GREEN ON/OFF
BUTTON.
>>
>> PRESS THE GREEN ON/OFF BUTTON. >> I'M SHUTTING THIS THING DOWN.
>>
BUTTON. >> I'M SHUTTING THIS THING DOWN. >> BEGIN
>>
>> BEGIN
>> BEGIN BY REMOVING ALL...
>>
>> BEGIN BY REMOVING ALL... >> NO FREAKIN' WAY.
>>
>> CLOTHING FROM THE PATIENT'S
CHEST.
CUT
>> CLOTHING FROM THE PATIENT'S CHEST. CUT CLOTHING IF NEEDED.
>>
CHEST. CUT CLOTHING IF NEEDED. >> SHUT IT DOWN.
YOU
CUT CLOTHING IF NEEDED. >> SHUT IT DOWN. YOU DON'T WANNA GET ZAPPED BY
THIS
>> SHUT IT DOWN. YOU DON'T WANNA GET ZAPPED BY THIS THING.
BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANNA GET ZAPPED BY THIS THING. BECAUSE NOT ONLY WILL IT RESTART
YOUR
THIS THING. BECAUSE NOT ONLY WILL IT RESTART YOUR HEART, IT WILL STOP YOUR
HEART.
CLEARLY
YOUR HEART, IT WILL STOP YOUR HEART. CLEARLY THIS IS MALFUNCTIONING.
NOT
HEART. CLEARLY THIS IS MALFUNCTIONING. NOT EVEN I CAN SELL THIS.
THERE'S
CLEARLY THIS IS MALFUNCTIONING. NOT EVEN I CAN SELL THIS. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE HERE IN
THESE
NOT EVEN I CAN SELL THIS. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE HERE IN THESE GURNEYS.
I
THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE HERE IN THESE GURNEYS. I JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN
TO
THESE GURNEYS. I JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN TO MOVE 'EM.
>>
I JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN TO MOVE 'EM. >> LAST CHANCE FOR ROMANCE,
JERRY.
ONE
>> LAST CHANCE FOR ROMANCE, JERRY. ONE MORE LOCKER.
IT'S
JERRY. ONE MORE LOCKER. IT'S DO OR DIE.
>>
ONE MORE LOCKER. IT'S DO OR DIE. >> EXCUSE ME?
I
IT'S DO OR DIE. >> EXCUSE ME? I AIN'T DYING FOR NO STORAGE
LOCKER.
>>
I AIN'T DYING FOR NO STORAGE LOCKER. >> ARE YOU GONNA GET HER?
>>
LOCKER. >> ARE YOU GONNA GET HER? >> I'M JUST ON DEFENSE.
>>
>> ARE YOU GONNA GET HER? >> I'M JUST ON DEFENSE. >> MARY GOT HER.
YOU
>> I'M JUST ON DEFENSE. >> MARY GOT HER. YOU NEED TO GET HER.
>>
>> MARY GOT HER. YOU NEED TO GET HER. >> I'M GONNA GET WHAT I WANT.
[all
YOU NEED TO GET HER. >> I'M GONNA GET WHAT I WANT. [all cheer]
>>
>> I'M GONNA GET WHAT I WANT. [all cheer] >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT
[all cheer] >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE NOW.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE NOW. >> HEADBOARD, TIGER OAK,
BARLEY
RIGHT THERE NOW. >> HEADBOARD, TIGER OAK, BARLEY TWIST FRONT.
GOOD
>> HEADBOARD, TIGER OAK, BARLEY TWIST FRONT. GOOD FURNITURE.
WE'LL
BARLEY TWIST FRONT. GOOD FURNITURE. WE'LL PLAY ON IT.
>>
GOOD FURNITURE. WE'LL PLAY ON IT. >> THIS STUFF IS GOOD IN HERE.
I
WE'LL PLAY ON IT. >> THIS STUFF IS GOOD IN HERE. I MEAN IT'S REALLY GOOD.
$1,200-$1,500
>> THIS STUFF IS GOOD IN HERE. I MEAN IT'S REALLY GOOD. $1,200-$1,500 HERE EASY,
SELLING EVERYTHING
I MEAN IT'S REALLY GOOD. $1,200-$1,500 HERE EASY, SELLING EVERYTHING CHEAP.
YEAH,
$1,200-$1,500 HERE EASY, SELLING EVERYTHING CHEAP. YEAH, IT'S A NICE LOCKER.
I
SELLING EVERYTHING CHEAP. YEAH, IT'S A NICE LOCKER. I LIKE IT. I'M IN ON IT.
>>
YEAH, IT'S A NICE LOCKER. I LIKE IT. I'M IN ON IT. >> YOU GOT A NICE TABLE AND
CHAIRS.
I LIKE IT. I'M IN ON IT. >> YOU GOT A NICE TABLE AND CHAIRS. PERFECT.
YOU
>> YOU GOT A NICE TABLE AND CHAIRS. PERFECT. YOU GOT A COFFEE TABLE. PERFECT.
THAT'S
CHAIRS. PERFECT. YOU GOT A COFFEE TABLE. PERFECT. THAT'S A SOFA TABLE. PERFECT.
LET'S
YOU GOT A COFFEE TABLE. PERFECT. THAT'S A SOFA TABLE. PERFECT. LET'S SEE IF THE GIRLY-GIRLS
WANNA
THAT'S A SOFA TABLE. PERFECT. LET'S SEE IF THE GIRLY-GIRLS WANNA "BRING IT" AGAIN.
>>
LET'S SEE IF THE GIRLY-GIRLS WANNA "BRING IT" AGAIN. >> SOME ANTIQUES FOR SURE.
>>
WANNA "BRING IT" AGAIN. >> SOME ANTIQUES FOR SURE. >> THAT'S A REPRODUCTION.
>>
>> SOME ANTIQUES FOR SURE. >> THAT'S A REPRODUCTION. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>>
>> THAT'S A REPRODUCTION. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> AN OLD PIECE DOESN'T HAVE
THIS
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> AN OLD PIECE DOESN'T HAVE THIS MUCH SHELLAC ON IT.
>>
>> AN OLD PIECE DOESN'T HAVE THIS MUCH SHELLAC ON IT. >> OKAY.
>>
THIS MUCH SHELLAC ON IT. >> OKAY. >> OKAY?
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY? >> SAYING I CAN'T BID ON IT?
>>
>> OKAY? >> SAYING I CAN'T BID ON IT? >> WELL, YOU CAN BID ON IT, BUT
DON'T
>> SAYING I CAN'T BID ON IT? >> WELL, YOU CAN BID ON IT, BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS
DOWN.
>>
DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN. >> [sighs]
>>
DOWN. >> [sighs] >> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS
I'VE
>> [sighs] >> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS I'VE EVER SEEN.
I
>> THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST UNITS I'VE EVER SEEN. I LIKE THIS OAK CHEST.
I
I'VE EVER SEEN. I LIKE THIS OAK CHEST. I LIKE THE COFFEE TABLE.
I
I LIKE THIS OAK CHEST. I LIKE THE COFFEE TABLE. I CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF
THIS.
>>
I CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF THIS. >> OH, MY GOD.
DID
THIS. >> OH, MY GOD. DID SHE JUST GIVE THE SNUB?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. DID SHE JUST GIVE THE SNUB? >> YEE-HAW.
>>
DID SHE JUST GIVE THE SNUB? >> YEE-HAW. >> CAN SOMEBODY GET A BUCKET OF
WATER
>> YEE-HAW. >> CAN SOMEBODY GET A BUCKET OF WATER ON STANDBY IN CASE
THE
>> CAN SOMEBODY GET A BUCKET OF WATER ON STANDBY IN CASE THE WITCH NEEDS MELTING?
>>
WATER ON STANDBY IN CASE THE WITCH NEEDS MELTING? >> DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT
OFF.
>>
>> DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF. >> OH!
>>
OFF. >> OH! >> WHOO!
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN. 100? >> LET'S GO. RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> LET'S GO. RIGHT HERE! >> NOW 200? WANNA DO 200?
>>
>> NOW 200? WANNA DO 200? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 200. NOW 300?
NOW
>> 200. NOW 300? NOW 400?
>>
NOW 400? >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 500?
>>
>> NOW 500? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 500. NOW 600?
>>
>> 500. NOW 600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600. NOW 700?
>>
>> 600. NOW 700? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 800 THERE. NOW 900?
NOW
>> 800 THERE. NOW 900? NOW 1,000?
>>
NOW 1,000? >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> THIS IS MY DREAM LOCKER.
I'M
>> THIS IS MY DREAM LOCKER. I'M STEPPING IN.
>>
I'M STEPPING IN. >> 1,000. NOW 1,100?
NOW
>> 1,000. NOW 1,100? NOW 1,200?
>>
NOW 1,200? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 1,300? 1,300?
NOW
>> 1,300? 1,300? NOW 1,400?
>>
NOW 1,400? >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 1,500? NOW 1,600?
1,600?
HOW
1,600? HOW ABOUT 1,550?
WANNA
HOW ABOUT 1,550? WANNA GIVE 1,550?
>>
WANNA GIVE 1,550? >> [bleep]!
>>
>> [bleep]! >> ANYBODY WANT IN? 1,550?
>>
>> ANYBODY WANT IN? 1,550? >> [bleep]!
>>
>> [bleep]! >> 1,550 GOING ONCE.
1,550
>> 1,550 GOING ONCE. 1,550 GOING TWICE.
I
1,550 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. $1,500.
$1,500.
>>
$1,500. >> I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY, BUT
THAT
>> I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY, BUT THAT LOOK ON HER FACE, IT WAS
WORTH
THAT LOOK ON HER FACE, IT WAS WORTH IT.
>>
>> COME
>> COME ON, JERRY, LET'S GET OUT
OF
>> COME ON, JERRY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I
>> COME ON, JERRY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I AM SO DONE.
>>
OF HERE. I AM SO DONE. >> DONE. YEAH--
>>
I AM SO DONE. >> DONE. YEAH-- >> LET'S GO BACK TO EAST TEXAS.
THOSE
>> DONE. YEAH-- >> LET'S GO BACK TO EAST TEXAS. THOSE AMATEURS ARE GONNA REGRET
SAYING
>> LET'S GO BACK TO EAST TEXAS. THOSE AMATEURS ARE GONNA REGRET SAYING "BRING IT."
THEY
THOSE AMATEURS ARE GONNA REGRET SAYING "BRING IT." THEY HAVE NO IDEA.
I'LL
SAYING "BRING IT." THEY HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL BE BACK.
>>
THEY HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL BE BACK. >> I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A VERY
ENTERTAINING
I'LL BE BACK. >> I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A VERY ENTERTAINING AUCTION.
>>
>> I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A VERY ENTERTAINING AUCTION. >> IT WAS.
>>
ENTERTAINING AUCTION. >> IT WAS. >> I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO TO
THE
>> IT WAS. >> I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO TO THE MOVIES LATER.
THIS
>> I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO TO THE MOVIES LATER. THIS WAS A SHOW TODAY.
>>
THE MOVIES LATER. THIS WAS A SHOW TODAY. >> NO [bleep].
>>
THIS WAS A SHOW TODAY. >> NO [bleep]. >> OH!
THIS
>> NO [bleep]. >> OH! THIS MAY BE THE BEST LOCKER I'VE
EVER
>> OH! THIS MAY BE THE BEST LOCKER I'VE EVER BOUGHT.
THERE'S
THIS MAY BE THE BEST LOCKER I'VE EVER BOUGHT. THERE'S A TON OF FURNITURE I CAN
GET
EVER BOUGHT. THERE'S A TON OF FURNITURE I CAN GET REALLY CREATIVE WITH IN
HERE.
I
GET REALLY CREATIVE WITH IN HERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK IT OUT.
THIS
THIS ALREADY A FANTASTIC COFFEE
TABLE.
JUST
TABLE. JUST THROW A COAT OF PAINT ON
IT.
THIS
IT. THIS WILL BE A $350 COFFEE
TABLE.
THIS
TABLE. THIS IS A GREAT PIECE FOR MY
SHOP
THIS IS A GREAT PIECE FOR MY SHOP BECAUSE IT HAS FOUR CHAIRS
THAT
SHOP BECAUSE IT HAS FOUR CHAIRS THAT GO WITH IT.
YEAH,
THAT GO WITH IT. YEAH, ALL THESE CHAIRS ARE
SOLID.
$700.
THIS
$700. THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE, PROBABLY
THE
THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE, PROBABLY THE REAL MONEY-MAKER.
YOU
THE REAL MONEY-MAKER. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO THIS
WOULD
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO THIS WOULD BE FANTASTIC FOR?
A
WOULD BE FANTASTIC FOR? A SINK.
PUT
A SINK. PUT THE SINK RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
PUT THE SINK RIGHT HERE. IT'S THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR
WASHING
IT'S THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR WASHING YOUR HANDS.
IT'S
WASHING YOUR HANDS. IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
THESE
IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. THESE ARE THE END TABLES THAT GO
WITH
THESE ARE THE END TABLES THAT GO WITH THAT HEADBOARD.
YOU
WITH THAT HEADBOARD. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST NOT
IN
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST NOT IN STYLE.
NOBODY
IN STYLE. NOBODY WANTS THAT STUFF ANYMORE.
I'M
NOBODY WANTS THAT STUFF ANYMORE. I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
WITH
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THESE.
YOU
WITH THESE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD BE
REALLY
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD BE REALLY CUTE AS?
LITTLE
REALLY CUTE AS? LITTLE KIDS' PLAY KITCHENS.
I
LITTLE KIDS' PLAY KITCHENS. I JUST KIND OF VISION THAT FOR
SOME
I JUST KIND OF VISION THAT FOR SOME REASON.
A
SOME REASON. A LITTLE SINK, STOVE, PAINT IT
REALLY
A LITTLE SINK, STOVE, PAINT IT REALLY CUTE.
I
REALLY CUTE. I MEAN, I HAVE SO MANY CUSTOMERS
THAT
I MEAN, I HAVE SO MANY CUSTOMERS THAT ARE MOMS WITH LITTLE GIRLS.
THIS
THIS LOCKER IS BETTER THAN WHAT
I
THIS LOCKER IS BETTER THAN WHAT I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.
I
THIS LOCKER IS BETTER THAN WHAT I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. I JUST HOPE THE DRESSER AND THE
END
I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. I JUST HOPE THE DRESSER AND THE END TABLES ARE GONNA END UP AS
COOL
I JUST HOPE THE DRESSER AND THE END TABLES ARE GONNA END UP AS COOL AS I ENVISIONED.
>>
END TABLES ARE GONNA END UP AS COOL AS I ENVISIONED. >> I WENT TOE-TO-TOE WITH LESA
AND
COOL AS I ENVISIONED. >> I WENT TOE-TO-TOE WITH LESA AND SPENT $1,400 ON THIS LOCKER.
OOPS.
>>
AND SPENT $1,400 ON THIS LOCKER. OOPS. >> OH...
>>
>> SO
>> SO THIS TABLE, MOE, PRISTINE
CONDITION.
>>
CONDITION. >> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>>
>> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> HOW MUCH YOU THINK, MOE?
>>
>> HOW MUCH YOU THINK, MOE? >> PROBABLY $75.
>>
>> PROBABLY $75. >> OH, NO.
>>
>> OH, NO. >> THE FRIGGIN' TABLE IS UGLY AS
SIN.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA SAY A PRAYER FOR IT,
IT'S
I'M GONNA SAY A PRAYER FOR IT, IT'S SO SINFUL.
>>
I'M GONNA SAY A PRAYER FOR IT, IT'S SO SINFUL. >> MOE.
>>
IT'S SO SINFUL. >> MOE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> MOE. >> [laughs] >> JEEZ.
>>
>> [laughs] >> JEEZ. >> THIS STUFF IS WORTHLESS.
THIS
THIS WILL
THIS WILL TEACH MARY NOT TO GO
ON
THIS WILL TEACH MARY NOT TO GO ON A WITCH HUNT.
WHAT'S
WHAT'S IN
WHAT'S IN THERE?
THAT
WHAT'S IN THERE? THAT LOOKS LIKE A DESK.
>>
WHAT'S IN THERE? THAT LOOKS LIKE A DESK. >> OH, THAT'S PRETTY NIFTY.
>>
THAT LOOKS LIKE A DESK. >> OH, THAT'S PRETTY NIFTY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S PRETTY NIFTY. >> OKAY. >> I LIKE THIS PIECE, MOE.
I
I PROBABLY COULD SELL IT FOR,
LIKE
I PROBABLY COULD SELL IT FOR, LIKE 350-400 BECAUSE IT'S SO
BIG.
>>
BIG. >> I'D SAY YOUR AROUND 400 IS
RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOE?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOE? >> FOR THIS SHELF?
I'LL
>> FOR THIS SHELF? I'LL BET WE COULD GET 175.
WHAT
I'LL BET WE COULD GET 175. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THIS?
>>
WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THIS? >> PAINT IT.
CHANGE
>> PAINT IT. CHANGE THE KNOBS FOR MAYBE 250.
SO
CHANGE THE KNOBS FOR MAYBE 250. SO THAT NIGHTSTAND IS CUTE, MOE.
I
SO THAT NIGHTSTAND IS CUTE, MOE. I DON'T LIKE THE LEGS.
I
I DON'T LIKE THE LEGS. I COULD TAKE THE LEGS OFF,
REPLACE
I COULD TAKE THE LEGS OFF, REPLACE THE LEGS AND THE
HARDWARE,
REPLACE THE LEGS AND THE HARDWARE, PAINT IT.
>>
HARDWARE, PAINT IT. >> 125?
>>
>> 125? >> YEAH.
MAKING
>> YEAH. MAKING OUR MONEY BACK, MOE.
>>
MAKING OUR MONEY BACK, MOE. >> SLOWLY.
MARY?
LOOK
MARY? LOOK AT THIS.
>>
LOOK AT THIS. >> OOH,
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
ROCK
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? ROCK CLIMBING GEAR.
>>
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? ROCK CLIMBING GEAR. >> MOE, THAT'S AWESOME.
>>
ROCK CLIMBING GEAR. >> MOE, THAT'S AWESOME. >> OKAY. GOOD ROPE AND A HELMET.
>>
>> MOE, THAT'S AWESOME. >> OKAY. GOOD ROPE AND A HELMET. >> YEAH.
>>
>> OKAY. GOOD ROPE AND A HELMET. >> YEAH. >> HARNESS.
THIS
>> YEAH. >> HARNESS. THIS IS THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
>>
>> HARNESS. THIS IS THE WHOLE SHEBANG. >> WHOO! MOE, LET'S GO TO
A
THIS IS THE WHOLE SHEBANG. >> WHOO! MOE, LET'S GO TO A CAVE.
THERE
>> WHOO! MOE, LET'S GO TO A CAVE. THERE IS A FLASHLIGHT ON THE
HAT.
>>
THERE IS A FLASHLIGHT ON THE HAT. >> THIS IS SOME KIND OF CLIMBING
GEAR.
MAYBE
>> THIS IS SOME KIND OF CLIMBING GEAR. MAYBE IT'S WORTH ENOUGH TO LET
US
GEAR. MAYBE IT'S WORTH ENOUGH TO LET US CLIMB OUT OF THIS HOLE.
>>
MAYBE IT'S WORTH ENOUGH TO LET US CLIMB OUT OF THIS HOLE. >> YOU WANNA BE IN A CAVE WITH
ME?
WHAT
>> YOU WANNA BE IN A CAVE WITH ME? WHAT IF I FALL ASLEEP IN THE
CAVE
ME? WHAT IF I FALL ASLEEP IN THE CAVE AND YOU GOTTA DRAG ME OUT?
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF
ON
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF ON ALL THIS FURNITURE I GOT FOR
$1,500.
I
ON ALL THIS FURNITURE I GOT FOR $1,500. I DON'T WANNA BRAG, BUT MY
VISION
$1,500. I DON'T WANNA BRAG, BUT MY VISION FOR THE SINK AND THE END
TABLES
I DON'T WANNA BRAG, BUT MY VISION FOR THE SINK AND THE END TABLES TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL.
>>
VISION FOR THE SINK AND THE END TABLES TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL. >> HEY, JENNY.
>>
TABLES TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL. >> HEY, JENNY. >> HI.
ONE
>> HEY, JENNY. >> HI. ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS IS
COMING
>> HI. ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS IS COMING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW
PIECES.
I
COMING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW PIECES. I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS...
>>
PIECES. I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS... >> OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS CUTE
KITCHEN!
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS CUTE KITCHEN! >> [laughs]
>>
KITCHEN! >> [laughs] >> DID YOU DO THIS?
>>
>> [laughs] >> DID YOU DO THIS? >> YEAH, IT WAS TWO REALLY,
REALLY
>> DID YOU DO THIS? >> YEAH, IT WAS TWO REALLY, REALLY UGLY END TABLES.
>>
>> YEAH, IT WAS TWO REALLY, REALLY UGLY END TABLES. >> I CAN PICTURE THAT IN A
LITTLE
REALLY UGLY END TABLES. >> I CAN PICTURE THAT IN A LITTLE KID'S ROOM.
SO
>> I CAN PICTURE THAT IN A LITTLE KID'S ROOM. SO CUTE.
>>
LITTLE KID'S ROOM. SO CUTE. >> I PUT THE LITTLE SINK IN.
>>
SO CUTE. >> I PUT THE LITTLE SINK IN. >> LIKE, WHERE DO YOU GET THAT
STUFF
>> I PUT THE LITTLE SINK IN. >> LIKE, WHERE DO YOU GET THAT STUFF FROM?
>>
>> LIKE, WHERE DO YOU GET THAT STUFF FROM? >> THESE TOTALLY CAME FROM
A
STUFF FROM? >> THESE TOTALLY CAME FROM A STORAGE UNIT.
AND
>> THESE TOTALLY CAME FROM A STORAGE UNIT. AND THEN I PUT THESE KNOBS ON IT
SO
A STORAGE UNIT. AND THEN I PUT THESE KNOBS ON IT SO THAT THEY CAN TURN 'EM.
AND
AND THEN I PUT THESE KNOBS ON IT SO THAT THEY CAN TURN 'EM. AND THEN A LITTLE STOVE.
THESE
SO THAT THEY CAN TURN 'EM. AND THEN A LITTLE STOVE. THESE WERE JUST COASTERS.
>>
AND THEN A LITTLE STOVE. THESE WERE JUST COASTERS. >> CUTE.
>>
THESE WERE JUST COASTERS. >> CUTE. >> AND THEN THE SIDE HERE HAS A
LITTLE
>> CUTE. >> AND THEN THE SIDE HERE HAS A LITTLE CHALK BOARD FOR YOUR
SHOPPING
>> AND THEN THE SIDE HERE HAS A LITTLE CHALK BOARD FOR YOUR SHOPPING LIST.
>>
LITTLE CHALK BOARD FOR YOUR SHOPPING LIST. >> YEP. I LOVE IT.
EGGS,
SHOPPING LIST. >> YEP. I LOVE IT. EGGS, MILK, BREAD...WINE.
>>
>> YEP. I LOVE IT. EGGS, MILK, BREAD...WINE. >> WINE? [laughs]
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT ARE YOU SELLING THOSE
FOR?
>>
FOR? >> I'M GONNA PUT 600 ON 'EM.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY GOD, IS THIS NEW?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, IS THIS NEW? >> YES, ISN'T THIS FANTASTIC?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, IS THIS NEW? >> YES, ISN'T THIS FANTASTIC? >> THIS IS AMAZING.
>>
>> YES, ISN'T THIS FANTASTIC? >> THIS IS AMAZING. >> IT WAS JUST AN OLD BEAT UP
CHEST,
>> THIS IS AMAZING. >> IT WAS JUST AN OLD BEAT UP CHEST, BUT WHEN I SAW IT, I
THOUGHT
>> IT WAS JUST AN OLD BEAT UP CHEST, BUT WHEN I SAW IT, I THOUGHT THE HEIGHT WAS SUCH A
GOOD
CHEST, BUT WHEN I SAW IT, I THOUGHT THE HEIGHT WAS SUCH A GOOD SINK HEIGHT.
>>
THOUGHT THE HEIGHT WAS SUCH A GOOD SINK HEIGHT. >> OKAY, WEIGHT, WHAT ABOUT MY
GUEST
GOOD SINK HEIGHT. >> OKAY, WEIGHT, WHAT ABOUT MY GUEST BATHROOM?
LOOKS
>> OKAY, WEIGHT, WHAT ABOUT MY GUEST BATHROOM? LOOKS TOO MODER--LIKE, I WANTED
SOMETHING
GUEST BATHROOM? LOOKS TOO MODER--LIKE, I WANTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE...
>>
LOOKS TOO MODER--LIKE, I WANTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE... >> YES?
>>
SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE... >> YES? >> LIKE, DISTRESSED.
THIS
>> YES? >> LIKE, DISTRESSED. THIS IS AMAZING.
>>
>> LIKE, DISTRESSED. THIS IS AMAZING. >> YES. YOU COULD TOTALLY
REPLACE
THIS IS AMAZING. >> YES. YOU COULD TOTALLY REPLACE THAT CABINET WITH THIS.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, SO HOW MUCH YOU GONNA
GIVE
>> OKAY, SO HOW MUCH YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO ME FOR?
>>
GIVE IT TO ME FOR? >> 950.
>>
>> 950. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. YEAH,
>> YEAH. >> YEAH. YEAH, I THINK IT'S
WORTH
>> YEAH. YEAH, I THINK IT'S WORTH IT.
>>
WORTH IT. >> OKAY--IT'S DEFINITELY WORTH
IT.
I
IT. I MEAN, THIS IS A FANTASTIC
PIECE.
>>
>> RIGHT,
>> RIGHT, IT'S REALLY GONNA LOOK
AMAZING
>> RIGHT, IT'S REALLY GONNA LOOK AMAZING IN THERE.
DESOTO
>> RIGHT, IT'S REALLY GONNA LOOK AMAZING IN THERE. DESOTO WAS GOOD TO ME.
I
AMAZING IN THERE. DESOTO WAS GOOD TO ME. I GOT AN AWESOME UNIT.
I
DESOTO WAS GOOD TO ME. I GOT AN AWESOME UNIT. I GOT TO SHOW LESA A THING OR
TWO.
AND
I GOT TO SHOW LESA A THING OR TWO. AND I'VE GOT AMAZING PIECES OUT
ON
TWO. AND I'VE GOT AMAZING PIECES OUT ON THE FLOOR.
>>
>> [yelps]
I'M
>> [yelps] I'M GOING TO THE DESOTO FIRE
STATION
>> [yelps] I'M GOING TO THE DESOTO FIRE STATION TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH
THESE
I'M GOING TO THE DESOTO FIRE STATION TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH THESE GURNEYS ARE WORTH.
HEY,
STATION TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH THESE GURNEYS ARE WORTH. HEY, MAN.
PICKED
THESE GURNEYS ARE WORTH. HEY, MAN. PICKED UP THESE GURNEYS.
>>
HEY, MAN. PICKED UP THESE GURNEYS. >> WE CALL THEM COTS.
>>
PICKED UP THESE GURNEYS. >> WE CALL THEM COTS. >> COTS.
>>
>> WE CALL THEM COTS. >> COTS. >> INSTEAD OF GURNEYS.
>>
>> COTS. >> INSTEAD OF GURNEYS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> INSTEAD OF GURNEYS. >> OKAY. >> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE
HERE.
>>
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE. >> SWEET.
>>
HERE. >> SWEET. >> OTHER THAN A FEW SCRATCHES
AND
>> SWEET. >> OTHER THAN A FEW SCRATCHES AND THINGS, THIS COT HERE IS IN
REALLY
>> OTHER THAN A FEW SCRATCHES AND THINGS, THIS COT HERE IS IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE.
THIS
AND THINGS, THIS COT HERE IS IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE. THIS IS A STRYKER.
IT'S
REALLY GOOD SHAPE. THIS IS A STRYKER. IT'S ONE OF THE TOP NAMES.
YOU
THIS IS A STRYKER. IT'S ONE OF THE TOP NAMES. YOU CAN SEE OVER HERE IT'S RATED
AT
IT'S ONE OF THE TOP NAMES. YOU CAN SEE OVER HERE IT'S RATED AT A 600 POUND CAPACITY.
THESE
YOU CAN SEE OVER HERE IT'S RATED AT A 600 POUND CAPACITY. THESE ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED
FOR
AT A 600 POUND CAPACITY. THESE ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR AMBULANCES.
THIS
THESE ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR AMBULANCES. THIS KNOB RIGHT HERE IS DESIGNED
TO
FOR AMBULANCES. THIS KNOB RIGHT HERE IS DESIGNED TO LOCK IN TO A LOCKING DEVICE
TO
THIS KNOB RIGHT HERE IS DESIGNED TO LOCK IN TO A LOCKING DEVICE TO KEEP THE COT ALONG WITH THE
PATIENT
TO LOCK IN TO A LOCKING DEVICE TO KEEP THE COT ALONG WITH THE PATIENT STABLE INSIDE THE BACK
OF
TO KEEP THE COT ALONG WITH THE PATIENT STABLE INSIDE THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE WHILE WE'RE
GOING
PATIENT STABLE INSIDE THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE WHILE WE'RE GOING DOWN THE ROAD.
>>
OF THE AMBULANCE WHILE WE'RE GOING DOWN THE ROAD. >> SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
>>
GOING DOWN THE ROAD. >> SOUNDS LIKE FUN. >> WELL, WE DON'T USE THESE FOR
FUN.
WE
>> WELL, WE DON'T USE THESE FOR FUN. WE USE THESE FOR REAL LIFE
SITUATIONS
FUN. WE USE THESE FOR REAL LIFE SITUATIONS AND PATIENTS THAT
REALLY
WE USE THESE FOR REAL LIFE SITUATIONS AND PATIENTS THAT REALLY NEED OUR HELP.
>>
SITUATIONS AND PATIENTS THAT REALLY NEED OUR HELP. >> OKAY.
TELL
REALLY NEED OUR HELP. >> OKAY. TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE WORTH IF
YOU
>> OKAY. TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE WORTH IF YOU CAN, AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT
TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE WORTH IF YOU CAN, AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I PAID.
>>
>> I
>> I WOULD PROBABLY ESTIMATE,
UH...
1,200.
>>
1,200. >> SO 1,200 FOR ONE GURNEY AIN'T
BAD.
HOPEFULLY, I CAN DOUBLE MY MONEY
ON
HOPEFULLY, I CAN DOUBLE MY MONEY ON THIS NEXT ONE.
NOW,
HOPEFULLY, I CAN DOUBLE MY MONEY ON THIS NEXT ONE. NOW, IS THIS A STRYKER ALSO ON
THERE?
>>
NOW, IS THIS A STRYKER ALSO ON THERE? >> NO, SIR, THIS IS ACTUALLY
A
THERE? >> NO, SIR, THIS IS ACTUALLY A DIFFERENT TYPE OF STYLE.
IT'S
>> NO, SIR, THIS IS ACTUALLY A DIFFERENT TYPE OF STYLE. IT'S A PRO FLEX.
SIMILAR
A DIFFERENT TYPE OF STYLE. IT'S A PRO FLEX. SIMILAR STYLE OF OPERATION.
JUST
IT'S A PRO FLEX. SIMILAR STYLE OF OPERATION. JUST PULL THAT HANDLE THERE.
>>
SIMILAR STYLE OF OPERATION. JUST PULL THAT HANDLE THERE. >> THIS--IS IT--OH, NOW DOWN.
>>
JUST PULL THAT HANDLE THERE. >> THIS--IS IT--OH, NOW DOWN. >> YEAH, JUST LIFT IT AND JUST
A
>> THIS--IS IT--OH, NOW DOWN. >> YEAH, JUST LIFT IT AND JUST A GENTLE LIFT UP AND IT WILL GO
ALL
>> YEAH, JUST LIFT IT AND JUST A GENTLE LIFT UP AND IT WILL GO ALL THE WAY DOWN.
AND
A GENTLE LIFT UP AND IT WILL GO ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND YOU JUST PULL THAT HANDLE
ONCE
ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND YOU JUST PULL THAT HANDLE ONCE AGAIN IT WILL GO UP.
LIFT
AND YOU JUST PULL THAT HANDLE ONCE AGAIN IT WILL GO UP. LIFT STRAIGHT UP.
AND
ONCE AGAIN IT WILL GO UP. LIFT STRAIGHT UP. AND LI--RELEASE THE HANDLE.
AND
LIFT STRAIGHT UP. AND LI--RELEASE THE HANDLE. AND IT LOCKS RIGHT IN PLACE.
>>
AND LI--RELEASE THE HANDLE. AND IT LOCKS RIGHT IN PLACE. >> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A STRETCHER
WAS
AND IT LOCKS RIGHT IN PLACE. >> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A STRETCHER WAS JUST A BOARD.
YOU
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A STRETCHER WAS JUST A BOARD. YOU KNOW, THEN YOU CARRY IT
OUT
WAS JUST A BOARD. YOU KNOW, THEN YOU CARRY IT OUT LIKE THAT.
AM
YOU KNOW, THEN YOU CARRY IT OUT LIKE THAT. AM I RIGHT?
>>
OUT LIKE THAT. AM I RIGHT? >> NO.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT ABOUT VALUE ON THIS ONE?
>>
>> WHAT ABOUT VALUE ON THIS ONE? >> THIS ONE OPERATES, UH,
FANTASTIC.
IT'S
FANTASTIC. IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT LESS
COSMETIC
IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT LESS COSMETIC WEAR.
YOU'RE
COSMETIC WEAR. YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT, UH,
1,500.
>>
1,500. >> OOH.
>>
>> OOH. >> BY YOUR SMILE I TAKE IT THAT
YOU
>> BY YOUR SMILE I TAKE IT THAT YOU MADE A GOOD DEAL.
>>
YOU MADE A GOOD DEAL. >> OH, YEAH, THAT IS GREAT, MAN.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, THAT IS GREAT, MAN. >> GOOD DEAL.
>>
>> GOSH,
>> GOSH, I KNEW THIS MEDICAL
STUFF
>> GOSH, I KNEW THIS MEDICAL STUFF WAS GONNA PAY OFF.
I
>> GOSH, I KNEW THIS MEDICAL STUFF WAS GONNA PAY OFF. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR.
THANK
STUFF WAS GONNA PAY OFF. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR. THANK YOU, SIR.
>>
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR. THANK YOU, SIR. >> YES, SIR, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
>> MOE
>> MOE AND I FOUND THE PERFECT
PLACE
PLACE TO
PLACE TO GO CHECK OUT OUR CAVING
GEAR.
I'M
PLACE TO GO CHECK OUT OUR CAVING GEAR. I'M PUMPED.
COME
GEAR. I'M PUMPED. COME EXPLORE.
>>
I'M PUMPED. COME EXPLORE. >> MOE, DO YOU THINK THERE'S
CREATURES?
>>
>> MOE, DO YOU THINK THERE'S CREATURES? >> OF COURSE THERE ARE.
ARE
CREATURES? >> OF COURSE THERE ARE. ARE WE THERE YET?
>>
>> OF COURSE THERE ARE. ARE WE THERE YET? >> THEY SAID AT THE END OF
THE
ARE WE THERE YET? >> THEY SAID AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, MOE.
>>
>> THEY SAID AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, MOE. >> END OF THE TUNNEL?
>>
THE TUNNEL, MOE. >> END OF THE TUNNEL? >> [laughs]
>>
>> END OF THE TUNNEL? >> [laughs] >> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE!
>>
>> [laughs] >> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE! >> [groans]
OW.
>> WATCH YOUR HEAD, MOE! >> [groans] OW. I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
>>
>> [groans] OW. I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. >> MOE, YOU NEED TO PUT THIS
HELMET
OW. I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. >> MOE, YOU NEED TO PUT THIS HELMET ON.
>>
>> MOE, YOU NEED TO PUT THIS HELMET ON. >> GOOD IDEA.
>>
HELMET ON. >> GOOD IDEA. >> AFTER THAT WHACK, IT'S GONNA
BE
>> GOOD IDEA. >> AFTER THAT WHACK, IT'S GONNA BE SLOW MOE.
>>
>> AFTER THAT WHACK, IT'S GONNA BE SLOW MOE. >> SOLID AS A ROCK.
>>
BE SLOW MOE. >> SOLID AS A ROCK. >> NOW I DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT
YOU,
>> SOLID AS A ROCK. >> NOW I DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU, MOE.
>>
>> NOW I DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU, MOE. >> OH, GOOD.
>>
YOU, MOE. >> OH, GOOD. >> [laughs]
WOW,
>> OH, GOOD. >> [laughs] WOW, MOE.
>>
>> [laughs] WOW, MOE. >> HOLY SMOKES.
>>
WOW, MOE. >> HOLY SMOKES. >> OH, HEY, GUYS.
>>
>> HOLY SMOKES. >> OH, HEY, GUYS. >> BILLY, IS THAT YOU?
BILLY,
>> OH, HEY, GUYS. >> BILLY, IS THAT YOU? BILLY, THE CAVE MAN, SHOULD BE
ABLE
>> BILLY, IS THAT YOU? BILLY, THE CAVE MAN, SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS
CAVING
BILLY, THE CAVE MAN, SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS CAVING STUFF.
>>
ABLE TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS CAVING STUFF. >> I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS GOT
SOME
CAVING STUFF. >> I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS GOT SOME STUFF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK
AT.
>>
SOME STUFF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT. >> YEAH. OH, YEAH.
>>
AT. >> YEAH. OH, YEAH. >> OH, FIRST PIECE RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YEAH. OH, YEAH. >> OH, FIRST PIECE RIGHT HERE. >> THIS IS, UH, CRITICAL.
>>
>> OH, FIRST PIECE RIGHT HERE. >> THIS IS, UH, CRITICAL. >> ABSOLUTELY.
YOU
>> THIS IS, UH, CRITICAL. >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU NEVER WANNA GO INTO A CAVE
WITHOUT
>> ABSOLUTELY. YOU NEVER WANNA GO INTO A CAVE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE.
>>
YOU NEVER WANNA GO INTO A CAVE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE. >> WELL, I KNOW.
NOW.
[laughs]
>>
NOW. [laughs] >> HOPEFULLY IT'S AN EXPENSIVE
ROPE.
[laughs]
HARNESS.
>>
[laughs] HARNESS. >> OH, MAN, YOU GUYS GOT
PRETTY
HARNESS. >> OH, MAN, YOU GUYS GOT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING YOU NEED
HERE.
THIS
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING YOU NEED HERE. THIS HELMET HERE, THIS IS PRETTY
COOL.
LET'S
THIS HELMET HERE, THIS IS PRETTY COOL. LET'S TRY IT OUT.
[claps]
>>
LET'S TRY IT OUT. [claps] >> [laughs]
>>
[claps] >> [laughs] >> NICE CAVE YOU GOT HERE.
>>
>> [laughs] >> NICE CAVE YOU GOT HERE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> NICE CAVE YOU GOT HERE. >> [laughs] >> ALL THE MODERN AMENITIES,
YES.
>>
>> ALL THE MODERN AMENITIES, YES. >> JUST LIKE MY LIVING ROOM.
>>
YES. >> JUST LIKE MY LIVING ROOM. >> WOW.
YOU
>> JUST LIKE MY LIVING ROOM. >> WOW. YOU GUYS GOT A PRETTY BRIGHT
LIGHT
>> WOW. YOU GUYS GOT A PRETTY BRIGHT LIGHT HERE.
AND
YOU GUYS GOT A PRETTY BRIGHT LIGHT HERE. AND GUYS, AS FAR AS CAVING GOES,
THE
LIGHT HERE. AND GUYS, AS FAR AS CAVING GOES, THE BETTER THE LIGHT, THE MORE
EXPENSIVE
AND GUYS, AS FAR AS CAVING GOES, THE BETTER THE LIGHT, THE MORE EXPENSIVE THE HELMET.
>>
THE BETTER THE LIGHT, THE MORE EXPENSIVE THE HELMET. >> THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR.
>>
EXPENSIVE THE HELMET. >> THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR. >> [claps]
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR. >> [claps] >> AH, VERY NICE.
IT
>> [claps] >> AH, VERY NICE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAS NEVER
BEEN
>> AH, VERY NICE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAS NEVER BEEN USED.
A
A BRAND
A BRAND NEW SYSTEM LIKE THIS,
WITH
A BRAND NEW SYSTEM LIKE THIS, WITH A LIGHT AS BRIGHT AS IT IS,
THIS
WITH A LIGHT AS BRIGHT AS IT IS, THIS COULD GO FOR...
ABOUT
THIS COULD GO FOR... ABOUT $300.
>>
ABOUT $300. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. BUT MOST OF THIS EQUIPMENT HERE
IS
BUT MOST OF THIS EQUIPMENT HERE IS PRETTY AVERAGE EQUIPMENT.
YOU
IS PRETTY AVERAGE EQUIPMENT. YOU GOT MAYBE $200 IN THIS STUFF
OVER
YOU GOT MAYBE $200 IN THIS STUFF OVER HERE.
>>
OVER HERE. >> WELL, WE ACTUALLY MADE
A
>> WELL, WE ACTUALLY MADE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
AND
AND I
AND I GOT
AND I GOT A LOT OF SATISFACTION
AFTER
AND I GOT A LOT OF SATISFACTION AFTER TELLING LESA THAT I CAN
BRING
AND I GOT A LOT OF SATISFACTION AFTER TELLING LESA THAT I CAN BRING IT!
[laughs]
>>
BRING IT! [laughs] >> narrator: THE DESOTO
CONQUISTADOR
[laughs] >> narrator: THE DESOTO CONQUISTADOR WAS VICTOR
RJESNJANSKY,
>> narrator: THE DESOTO CONQUISTADOR WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHOSE AMBULANCE
UNIT
CONQUISTADOR WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, WHOSE AMBULANCE UNIT CARTED IN A HEART-STOPPING
$1,900.
JENNY
UNIT CARTED IN A HEART-STOPPING $1,900. JENNY GRUMBLES CRAFTED $1,100
WITH
$1,900. JENNY GRUMBLES CRAFTED $1,100 WITH HER BATHROOM SINK AND KIDS'
KITCHENS.
MOE
WITH HER BATHROOM SINK AND KIDS' KITCHENS. MOE AND MARY PUT THEMSELVES IN
A
KITCHENS. MOE AND MARY PUT THEMSELVES IN A HOLE, BUT EMERGED $125 AHEAD
FROM
MOE AND MARY PUT THEMSELVES IN A HOLE, BUT EMERGED $125 AHEAD FROM THEIR SPELUNKING GEAR.
RICKY
A HOLE, BUT EMERGED $125 AHEAD FROM THEIR SPELUNKING GEAR. RICKY AND BUBBA GOT MORE
ENTERTAINMENT
FROM THEIR SPELUNKING GEAR. RICKY AND BUBBA GOT MORE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE THAN DOLLAR
VALUE.
WHILE
WHILE LESA LEWIS RETURNED TO
EAST
WHILE LESA LEWIS RETURNED TO EAST TEXAS, BRINGING NOTHING BUT
A
EAST TEXAS, BRINGING NOTHING BUT A THIRST FOR VENGEANCE.
>>
A THIRST FOR VENGEANCE. >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
I
>> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? I INVENTED "BRING IT."
UH,
I INVENTED "BRING IT." UH, ACTUALLY--ACTUALLY MY
HUSBAND
UH, ACTUALLY--ACTUALLY MY HUSBAND DID.
WE
HUSBAND DID. WE WERE LAYING IN BED ONE DAY
AND
WE WERE LAYING IN BED ONE DAY AND HE TOLD ME TO BRING IT AND
I
AND HE TOLD ME TO BRING IT AND I DID.
[chuckles]
AH,
[chuckles] AH, SO NOW I GOTTA BRING IT
EVERY
AH, SO NOW I GOTTA BRING IT EVERY DAY.
[chuckles]
EVERY
[chuckles] EVERY NIGHT, EVERY