>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME
BECAUSE
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME BECAUSE I'M A BLONDE, SO I'M
GONNA
>> PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME BECAUSE I'M A BLONDE, SO I'M GONNA USE THAT TO MY ADVANTAGE.
YOU
BECAUSE I'M A BLONDE, SO I'M GONNA USE THAT TO MY ADVANTAGE. YOU GUYS LIVE HERE?
>>
GONNA USE THAT TO MY ADVANTAGE. YOU GUYS LIVE HERE? >> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS
FLIRT
YOU GUYS LIVE HERE? >> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS FLIRT TODAY.
>>
>> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS FLIRT TODAY. >> ARE THOSE GOOD TIRES?
>>
FLIRT TODAY. >> ARE THOSE GOOD TIRES? >> NO VALUE.
>>
>> ARE THOSE GOOD TIRES? >> NO VALUE. >> THANKS FOR THE INFO.
>>
>> NO VALUE. >> THANKS FOR THE INFO. >> YOU GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF.
>>
>> THANKS FOR THE INFO. >> YOU GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF. >> WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF
DAMAGED
>> YOU GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF. >> WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF DAMAGED STUFF.
>>
>> WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF DAMAGED STUFF. >> YEAH.
>>
DAMAGED STUFF. >> YEAH. >> ME AND BUBBA, WE JUST STOLE
THIS
>> YEAH. >> ME AND BUBBA, WE JUST STOLE THIS LOCKER.
OOH,
>> ME AND BUBBA, WE JUST STOLE THIS LOCKER. OOH, DOGGY!
>>
THIS LOCKER. OOH, DOGGY! >> I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL
MASONIC
OOH, DOGGY! >> I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL MASONIC LODGE TO GET THIS STUFF
CHECKED
>> I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL MASONIC LODGE TO GET THIS STUFF CHECKED OUT.
THIS
MASONIC LODGE TO GET THIS STUFF CHECKED OUT. THIS IS THE PIECE I WAS MOST
INTERESTED
CHECKED OUT. THIS IS THE PIECE I WAS MOST INTERESTED ABOUT.
>>
THIS IS THE PIECE I WAS MOST INTERESTED ABOUT. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN
TROUBLE
INTERESTED ABOUT. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN TROUBLE THERE.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
[country rock music] ♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> TODAY
>> TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH,
HOME
>> TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH, HOME OF TEXAS CHRISTIAN
UNIVERSITY.
PURPLE,
HOME OF TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY. PURPLE, WHITE, HORNED FROGS,
FIGHT!
THE
PURPLE, WHITE, HORNED FROGS, FIGHT! THE STORAGE FACILITY IS JUST A
SHORT
FIGHT! THE STORAGE FACILITY IS JUST A SHORT WALK FROM THE CAMPUS.
WITH
WITH THOUSANDS OF KIDS COMING
AND
WITH THOUSANDS OF KIDS COMING AND GOING EACH YEAR, YOU KNOW
THERE'S
WITH THOUSANDS OF KIDS COMING AND GOING EACH YEAR, YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE SOME GREAT
STUFF
AND GOING EACH YEAR, YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE SOME GREAT STUFF LEFT BEHIND.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M EXCITED FOR THIS AUCTION.
YOU
>> I'M EXCITED FOR THIS AUCTION. YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING
>> I'M EXCITED FOR THIS AUCTION. YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MID-CENTURY.
IF
YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MID-CENTURY. IF THERE'S AN ANTIQUE THERE,
I'M
SOMETHING MID-CENTURY. IF THERE'S AN ANTIQUE THERE, I'M GONNA BUY IT.
>>
>> MOE'S
>> MOE'S REALLY INTO HIGH-END
ITEMS.
AND
>> MOE'S REALLY INTO HIGH-END ITEMS. AND I'VE TRIED TO MAKE THAT WORK
FOR
ITEMS. AND I'VE TRIED TO MAKE THAT WORK FOR ME, BUT IT'S JUST NOT MY
DEAL.
I
I NEED
I NEED TO
I NEED TO FIND STUFF FOR MY
YOUNGER
I NEED TO FIND STUFF FOR MY YOUNGER CLIENTELE.
LIKE,
I NEED TO FIND STUFF FOR MY YOUNGER CLIENTELE. LIKE, TRENDY, MODERN, WEIRD.
>>
YOUNGER CLIENTELE. LIKE, TRENDY, MODERN, WEIRD. >> I'M INTO WEIRD...
ON
LIKE, TRENDY, MODERN, WEIRD. >> I'M INTO WEIRD... ON HALLOWEEN.
>>
>> I'M INTO WEIRD... ON HALLOWEEN. >> [laughs]
>>
ON HALLOWEEN. >> [laughs] >> YEP.
YOU
>> [laughs] >> YEP. YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING
ABOUT
>> YEP. YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS AREA IS, RIGHT?
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS AREA IS, RIGHT? >> TCU?
>>
ABOUT THIS AREA IS, RIGHT? >> TCU? >> TCU.
TCU
TCU ISN'T
TCU ISN'T CHEAP.
WE'RE
TCU ISN'T CHEAP. WE'RE NOT TALKING HOT PLATES AND
BUNK
TCU ISN'T CHEAP. WE'RE NOT TALKING HOT PLATES AND BUNK BEDS.
WE'RE
WE'RE NOT TALKING HOT PLATES AND BUNK BEDS. WE'RE TALKING APARTMENTS
BANKROLLED
BUNK BEDS. WE'RE TALKING APARTMENTS BANKROLLED BY MOMMY AND DADDY.
LOOKING
LOOKING FOR SOME--
DADDY
LOOKING FOR SOME-- DADDY BOUGHT SOME HIGH-END
STUFF,
LOOKING FOR SOME-- DADDY BOUGHT SOME HIGH-END STUFF, AND WE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO
OUR
DADDY BOUGHT SOME HIGH-END STUFF, AND WE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO OUR SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE.
>>
STUFF, AND WE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO OUR SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE. >> I'M STILL TRYING TO GET MY
ANTIQUE
OUR SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE. >> I'M STILL TRYING TO GET MY ANTIQUE VILLAGE OFF THE GROUND,
BUT
>> I'M STILL TRYING TO GET MY ANTIQUE VILLAGE OFF THE GROUND, BUT UNTIL THEN, I HAVE TO STOCK
UP
ANTIQUE VILLAGE OFF THE GROUND, BUT UNTIL THEN, I HAVE TO STOCK UP ON EVERYDAY ITEMS.
SO
BUT UNTIL THEN, I HAVE TO STOCK UP ON EVERYDAY ITEMS. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR
WASHERS,
UP ON EVERYDAY ITEMS. SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR WASHERS, DRYERS, TOOLS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, BACK TO BASICS.
>>
>> TODAY
>> TODAY I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA
BE
>> TODAY I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY PACKED HOUSE.
THE
>> TODAY I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY PACKED HOUSE. THE FACILITY'S BEEN ADVERTISING
THIS
BE A REALLY PACKED HOUSE. THE FACILITY'S BEEN ADVERTISING THIS AUCTION LIKE CRAZY, SO I'M
JUST
THE FACILITY'S BEEN ADVERTISING THIS AUCTION LIKE CRAZY, SO I'M JUST GONNA FRIENDLY UP TO THE
CROWD
THIS AUCTION LIKE CRAZY, SO I'M JUST GONNA FRIENDLY UP TO THE CROWD AND GET SOME TIPS FROM
EVERYONE.
PEOPLE
PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME BECAUSE
I'M
PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME BECAUSE I'M A BLONDE.
SO
PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE ME BECAUSE I'M A BLONDE. SO I'M GONNA USE THAT TO MY
ADVANTAGE
I'M A BLONDE. SO I'M GONNA USE THAT TO MY ADVANTAGE AND GET SOME BOYS TO
HELP
SO I'M GONNA USE THAT TO MY ADVANTAGE AND GET SOME BOYS TO HELP ME.
>>
>> HERE
>> HERE COMES MISS GRUMBLES.
>>
>> HERE COMES MISS GRUMBLES. >> HI, I'M JENNY.
YOU
>> HERE COMES MISS GRUMBLES. >> HI, I'M JENNY. YOU GUYS LIVE HERE?
>>
>> HI, I'M JENNY. YOU GUYS LIVE HERE? >> YES.
>>
YOU GUYS LIVE HERE? >> YES. >> DO YOU GUYS GO TO A LOT OF
THESE?
>>
>> DO YOU GUYS GO TO A LOT OF THESE? >> NO, THIS IS OUR FIRST ONE.
>>
THESE? >> NO, THIS IS OUR FIRST ONE. >> UM, SO WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO
THEY
>> NO, THIS IS OUR FIRST ONE. >> UM, SO WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO THEY HAVE IN FORT WORTH?
HI,
>> UM, SO WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO THEY HAVE IN FORT WORTH? HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>>
THEY HAVE IN FORT WORTH? HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> JENNY'S REACHING.
SHE'S
HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> JENNY'S REACHING. SHE'S HITTING UP THE LOCALS FOR
INFORMATION.
>>
SHE'S HITTING UP THE LOCALS FOR INFORMATION. >> I'M JENNY.
>>
INFORMATION. >> I'M JENNY. >> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS
FLIRT
>> I'M JENNY. >> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS FLIRT TODAY.
GIVE
>> JENNY'S JUST A SHAMELESS FLIRT TODAY. GIVE ME A PAIR OF DAISY DUKES,
I
FLIRT TODAY. GIVE ME A PAIR OF DAISY DUKES, I CAN DO THE SAME THING.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'LL
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK
AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
THE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> HEY, HEY, HEY.
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> HEY, HEY, HEY. >> IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.
POWER
>> HEY, HEY, HEY. >> IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT. POWER WASHER.
>>
>> IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT. POWER WASHER. >> YEAH.
SOME
POWER WASHER. >> YEAH. SOME TOOL CASES RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> YEAH. SOME TOOL CASES RIGHT THERE. >> SHOP-VAC IN THERE.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS LOCKER DIDN'T BELONG TO
ANY
>> THIS LOCKER DIDN'T BELONG TO ANY COLLEGE KID, BUT IT LOOKS
LIKE
>> THIS LOCKER DIDN'T BELONG TO ANY COLLEGE KID, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGED TO A COLLEGE
GROUNDSKEEPER.
OKAY.
>>
GROUNDSKEEPER. OKAY. >> THERE'S AN OLD "MY BUDDY"
FISHING
OKAY. >> THERE'S AN OLD "MY BUDDY" FISHING TACKLE BOX.
FISHING
>> THERE'S AN OLD "MY BUDDY" FISHING TACKLE BOX. FISHING GEAR SELLS.
I'M
FISHING TACKLE BOX. FISHING GEAR SELLS. I'M IN ON IT.
>>
FISHING GEAR SELLS. I'M IN ON IT. >> THERE'S A NICE MIRROR.
>>
I'M IN ON IT. >> THERE'S A NICE MIRROR. >> NICE PLAIN, BORING MIRROR,
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU SEE ANYTHING GOOD?
>>
>> YOU SEE ANYTHING GOOD? >> NOPE.
>>
>> YOU SEE ANYTHING GOOD? >> NOPE. >> ARE THOSE GOOD TIRES?
>>
>> NOPE. >> ARE THOSE GOOD TIRES? >> NO VALUE.
>>
THAT'S
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.
THANKS
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. THANKS FOR THE TIP, BOYS.
>>
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. THANKS FOR THE TIP, BOYS. >> I THINK SHE'S GOTTEN ADVICE
FROM
THANKS FOR THE TIP, BOYS. >> I THINK SHE'S GOTTEN ADVICE FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE
TODAY.
YOU
FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE TODAY. YOU GET ADVICE FROM EVERYBODY,
SOME
TODAY. YOU GET ADVICE FROM EVERYBODY, SOME OF THAT'S GONNA BE WRONG.
>>
YOU GET ADVICE FROM EVERYBODY, SOME OF THAT'S GONNA BE WRONG. >> EXACTLY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT YOU WANNA GIVE?
100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, WHAT YOU WANNA GIVE? 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
100. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, NOW 200.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> 100, NOW 200. >> YEAH. >> NOW 300.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> NOW 300. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 300, NOW 400.
WILL
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300, NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400 NOW?
400
>> 300, NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400 NOW? 400 THERE.
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 400 NOW? 400 THERE. >> BID HALF.
>>
400 THERE. >> BID HALF. >> HALF.
>>
>> BID HALF. >> HALF. >> 450. NOW 500!
WILL
>> HALF. >> 450. NOW 500! WILL YOU GIVE 500 NOW?
500
>> 450. NOW 500! WILL YOU GIVE 500 NOW? 500 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE.
SOLD,
WILL YOU GIVE 500 NOW? 500 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $450.
RIGHT
500 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $450. RIGHT HERE, $450.
>>
SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $450. RIGHT HERE, $450. >> WE STOLE IT.
IT
RIGHT HERE, $450. >> WE STOLE IT. IT DOESN'T TAKE A FANCY COLLEGE
DEGREE
>> WE STOLE IT. IT DOESN'T TAKE A FANCY COLLEGE DEGREE FOR ME TO KNOW I JUST
SCHOOLED
IT DOESN'T TAKE A FANCY COLLEGE DEGREE FOR ME TO KNOW I JUST SCHOOLED THOSE OTHER
>>
>> YAY!
>>
>> YAY! >> TELL EVERYBODY YOU LIKE IT
RIGHT
>> YAY! >> TELL EVERYBODY YOU LIKE IT RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
A
>> TELL EVERYBODY YOU LIKE IT RIGHT OFF THE BAT. A ROOKIE MOVE.
THAT'S
RIGHT OFF THE BAT. A ROOKIE MOVE. THAT'S A BIG TV STACKED ON TOP.
>>
A ROOKIE MOVE. THAT'S A BIG TV STACKED ON TOP. >> OH, GOD, THIS IS NOT FOR US.
ALSO
THAT'S A BIG TV STACKED ON TOP. >> OH, GOD, THIS IS NOT FOR US. ALSO GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF.
>>
>> OH, GOD, THIS IS NOT FOR US. ALSO GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF. >> UH-OH.
>>
ALSO GOT A HOLE IN THE ROOF. >> UH-OH. >> UH-OH.
>>
>> UH-OH. >> UH-OH. >> WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY?
ARE
>> UH-OH. >> WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE
>> WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE WERE JUST MAKING FUN OF JENNY
FOR
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE WERE JUST MAKING FUN OF JENNY FOR BLABBING HER MOUTH.
>>
WE WERE JUST MAKING FUN OF JENNY FOR BLABBING HER MOUTH. >> SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN
YOU
FOR BLABBING HER MOUTH. >> SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU LOOK AT A FULL LOCKER IS YOU
LOOK
>> SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU LOOK AT A FULL LOCKER IS YOU LOOK AT THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN
SEE,
YOU LOOK AT A FULL LOCKER IS YOU LOOK AT THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN SEE, AND WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF
DAMAGED
LOOK AT THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN SEE, AND WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF DAMAGED STUFF.
I
SEE, AND WHAT I SEE IS A LOT OF DAMAGED STUFF. I DON'T REFURBISH, AND I DON'T
SELL
DAMAGED STUFF. I DON'T REFURBISH, AND I DON'T SELL DAMAGED GOODS TO MY
CUSTOMERS.
IT'S
SELL DAMAGED GOODS TO MY CUSTOMERS. IT'S A NO-GO FOR ME.
>>
CUSTOMERS. IT'S A NO-GO FOR ME. >> THIS IS A GOOD-QUALITY WOOD
RIGHT
IT'S A NO-GO FOR ME. >> THIS IS A GOOD-QUALITY WOOD RIGHT HERE.
NORMALLY,
>> THIS IS A GOOD-QUALITY WOOD RIGHT HERE. NORMALLY, I'D GO FOR THIS,
BUT
RIGHT HERE. NORMALLY, I'D GO FOR THIS, BUT I CAN'T SEE IF THAT HOLE'S
CAUSED
NORMALLY, I'D GO FOR THIS, BUT I CAN'T SEE IF THAT HOLE'S CAUSED ANY WATER DAMAGE.
I'M
BUT I CAN'T SEE IF THAT HOLE'S CAUSED ANY WATER DAMAGE. I'M GONNA TRUST RICKY ON THIS
ONE.
>>
I'M GONNA TRUST RICKY ON THIS ONE. >> LOOK AT THAT TAG ON THE
CORNER
ONE. >> LOOK AT THAT TAG ON THE CORNER OF THAT DRESSER.
IT
>> LOOK AT THAT TAG ON THE CORNER OF THAT DRESSER. IT SAYS "MASONIC HOME."
>>
>> MASONIC HOME MUST HAVE
SOMETHING
>> MASONIC HOME MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH FREEMASONS,
WHICH
>> MASONIC HOME MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH FREEMASONS, WHICH I THINK IS SOME KIND OF
SECRET
SOMETHING TO DO WITH FREEMASONS, WHICH I THINK IS SOME KIND OF SECRET SOCIETY.
THANKS
WHICH I THINK IS SOME KIND OF SECRET SOCIETY. THANKS FOR THE INFO.
>>
SECRET SOCIETY. THANKS FOR THE INFO. >> IT'S FULL.
LET'S
THANKS FOR THE INFO. >> IT'S FULL. LET'S DO SOMETHING. 100.
NOW
>> IT'S FULL. LET'S DO SOMETHING. 100. NOW 100 THERE.
>>
LET'S DO SOMETHING. 100. NOW 100 THERE. >> 125.
>>
NOW 100 THERE. >> 125. >> 125, NOW 150.
150
>> 125. >> 125, NOW 150. 150 THERE.
NOW
>> 125, NOW 150. 150 THERE. NOW 175.
175
150 THERE. NOW 175. 175 THERE.
NOW
NOW 175. 175 THERE. NOW 200. 200. 200.
NOW
175 THERE. NOW 200. 200. 200. NOW 225. NOW 225.
BID
NOW 200. 200. 200. NOW 225. NOW 225. BID 225 GOING ONCE, 225 GOING
TWICE.
I
BID 225 GOING ONCE, 225 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $200.
>>
TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $200. >> THIS IS GREAT.
MY,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $200. >> THIS IS GREAT. MY, UH, "CREATIVE" INFO
GATHERING
>> THIS IS GREAT. MY, UH, "CREATIVE" INFO GATHERING SCORED ME THIS
UNBELIEVABLE
MY, UH, "CREATIVE" INFO GATHERING SCORED ME THIS UNBELIEVABLE FREEMASON LOCKER.
THANKS
GATHERING SCORED ME THIS UNBELIEVABLE FREEMASON LOCKER. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
I
UNBELIEVABLE FREEMASON LOCKER. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. I GOTTA DIVE IN RIGHT NOW AND
SEE
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. I GOTTA DIVE IN RIGHT NOW AND SEE WHAT MASONIC MYSTERIES I CAN
UNCOVER.
LET'S
SEE WHAT MASONIC MYSTERIES I CAN UNCOVER. LET'S LOOK AT THIS PIECE.
IT
UNCOVER. LET'S LOOK AT THIS PIECE. IT LOOKS LIKE IT ACTUALLY IS
LAMINATE.
BUT
IT LOOKS LIKE IT ACTUALLY IS LAMINATE. BUT IT'S STURDY, AND I CAN CLEAN
IT
LAMINATE. BUT IT'S STURDY, AND I CAN CLEAN IT AND MAKE IT A LITTLE CUTER,
AND
BUT IT'S STURDY, AND I CAN CLEAN IT AND MAKE IT A LITTLE CUTER, AND PROBABLY SELL IT FOR A
COUPLE
IT AND MAKE IT A LITTLE CUTER, AND PROBABLY SELL IT FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS.
SO
AND PROBABLY SELL IT FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS. SO THERE'S THE $200 I PAID FOR
THE
COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS. SO THERE'S THE $200 I PAID FOR THE LOCKER.
LET'S
SO THERE'S THE $200 I PAID FOR THE LOCKER. LET'S CHECK THESE BABIES OUT.
OKAY,
THE LOCKER. LET'S CHECK THESE BABIES OUT. OKAY, THIS DRESSER IS FANTASTIC
BECAUSE
LET'S CHECK THESE BABIES OUT. OKAY, THIS DRESSER IS FANTASTIC BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE.
SUPER
OKAY, THIS DRESSER IS FANTASTIC BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE. SUPER VINTAGE, SUPER TATTERED,
WHICH
BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE. SUPER VINTAGE, SUPER TATTERED, WHICH DOESN'T BOTHER ME 'CAUSE
I'M
SUPER VINTAGE, SUPER TATTERED, WHICH DOESN'T BOTHER ME 'CAUSE I'M GONNA PAINT IT.
AND
WHICH DOESN'T BOTHER ME 'CAUSE I'M GONNA PAINT IT. AND I'M GONNA SELL IT FOR 450.
OH,
I'M GONNA PAINT IT. AND I'M GONNA SELL IT FOR 450. OH, MY GOD, THIS ONE'S GREAT
TOO!
ANOTHER
OH, MY GOD, THIS ONE'S GREAT TOO! ANOTHER $450.
OH,
TOO! ANOTHER $450. OH, YEAH.
THIS
ANOTHER $450. OH, YEAH. THIS IS ANOTHER $450 DRESSER.
OH,
OH, YEAH. THIS IS ANOTHER $450 DRESSER. OH, MY GOD, THIS IS VINTAGE
FRENCH
THIS IS ANOTHER $450 DRESSER. OH, MY GOD, THIS IS VINTAGE FRENCH PROVINCIAL.
I
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS VINTAGE FRENCH PROVINCIAL. I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR $600.
ANOTHER
FRENCH PROVINCIAL. I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR $600. ANOTHER $450 DRESSER.
I
I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR $600. ANOTHER $450 DRESSER. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MASONS,
BUT
ANOTHER $450 DRESSER. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MASONS, BUT THEY CLEARLY HAD GOOD TASTE
IN
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MASONS, BUT THEY CLEARLY HAD GOOD TASTE IN FURNITURE.
HEY,
HEY, THERE'S A COOL HAT IN HERE.
IT'S
HEY, THERE'S A COOL HAT IN HERE. IT'S LIKE A MILITARY--
NO,
HEY, THERE'S A COOL HAT IN HERE. IT'S LIKE A MILITARY-- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MASONS
IT'S LIKE A MILITARY-- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? MASONS HAVE EMBLEMS AND LOGOS
AND
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? MASONS HAVE EMBLEMS AND LOGOS AND SECRET SOCIETY STUFF.
SO
MASONS HAVE EMBLEMS AND LOGOS AND SECRET SOCIETY STUFF. SO THESE ARE GOING HOME WITH
>>
>> HOLD
>> HOLD THE PHONE!
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD.
SERIOUSLY?
THIS
OH, MY GOD. SERIOUSLY? THIS IS 14-KARAT GOLD, AND IT
HAS
SERIOUSLY? THIS IS 14-KARAT GOLD, AND IT HAS A DIAMOND IN IT.
AND
THIS IS 14-KARAT GOLD, AND IT HAS A DIAMOND IN IT. AND I DOUBT IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR
SOMETHING
HAS A DIAMOND IN IT. AND I DOUBT IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR SOMETHING TO REPRESENT YOURSELF,
YOU'RE
AND I DOUBT IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR SOMETHING TO REPRESENT YOURSELF, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A FAKE
DIAMOND.
THERE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A FAKE DIAMOND. THERE WAS ACTUALLY, LIKE, COOL
MASONIC
DIAMOND. THERE WAS ACTUALLY, LIKE, COOL MASONIC STUFF IN THE DRAWERS OF
THE
THERE WAS ACTUALLY, LIKE, COOL MASONIC STUFF IN THE DRAWERS OF THE MASONIC DRESSERS.
I'M
MASONIC STUFF IN THE DRAWERS OF THE MASONIC DRESSERS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT
THE MASONIC DRESSERS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS WHOLE LITTLE SET IS
GONNA
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS WHOLE LITTLE SET IS GONNA DO FOR
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A LAUNDRY
>>
>> I
>> I LIKE
>> I LIKE THAT TABLETOP.
>>
>> I LIKE THAT TABLETOP. >> THE SWING WE COULD DO
SOMETHING
>> I LIKE THAT TABLETOP. >> THE SWING WE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH.
>>
>> THE SWING WE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH. >> WHAT ARE THOSE?
THOSE
SOMETHING WITH. >> WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE LOOK LIKE OLD DINER BOOTHS
OR
>> WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE LOOK LIKE OLD DINER BOOTHS OR SOMETHING.
>>
>> MOST
>> MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, BUT
THOSE
>> MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, BUT THOSE DINER BOOTHS ARE MAKING A
BIG
>> MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, BUT THOSE DINER BOOTHS ARE MAKING A BIG COMEBACK.
>>
>> I
>> I DON'T THINK THIS DINGY OLD
STUFF
>> I DON'T THINK THIS DINGY OLD STUFF IS GONNA ADD ANY VALUE TO
WHAT
>> I DON'T THINK THIS DINGY OLD STUFF IS GONNA ADD ANY VALUE TO WHAT I ALREADY FOUND IN MY MASON
>>
>> THE
>> THE VERY LAST THING THAT WE
NEED
>> THE VERY LAST THING THAT WE NEED IS A BUNCH OF CLOTHES.
>>
>> THE VERY LAST THING THAT WE NEED IS A BUNCH OF CLOTHES. >> IF YOU HAD A '90s CLOTHES
SHOP,
NEED IS A BUNCH OF CLOTHES. >> IF YOU HAD A '90s CLOTHES SHOP, YOU'RE IN.
>>
>> IF YOU HAD A '90s CLOTHES SHOP, YOU'RE IN. >> I ACTUALLY DO.
MY
SHOP, YOU'RE IN. >> I ACTUALLY DO. MY CLOSET, BUT...
>>
>> I ACTUALLY DO. MY CLOSET, BUT... >> [snickers]
>>
MY CLOSET, BUT... >> [snickers] >> THAT ONE DRESSER IN THE BACK
REALLY
>> [snickers] >> THAT ONE DRESSER IN THE BACK REALLY AIN'T BAD AT ALL.
I
>> THAT ONE DRESSER IN THE BACK REALLY AIN'T BAD AT ALL. I SEE A TABLE, SOME TOOLS,
EVEN
REALLY AIN'T BAD AT ALL. I SEE A TABLE, SOME TOOLS, EVEN A BIKE.
GOOD
I SEE A TABLE, SOME TOOLS, EVEN A BIKE. GOOD EVERYDAY ITEMS--I'M IN.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW?
MONEY,
>> WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, 100.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, 100. >> 50 RIGHT HERE.
>>
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, 100. >> 50 RIGHT HERE. >> 50 THERE. NOW 75.
I
>> 50 RIGHT HERE. >> 50 THERE. NOW 75. I HAVE 75.
NOW
>> 50 THERE. NOW 75. I HAVE 75. NOW 100.
>>
I HAVE 75. NOW 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 100. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 100. NOW 125.
NOW
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100. NOW 125. NOW 150.
NOW
>> 100. NOW 125. NOW 150. NOW 175, AND 200.
>>
NOW 150. NOW 175, AND 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 175, AND 200. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 200. NOW 225 IN THE BACK.
NOW
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200. NOW 225 IN THE BACK. NOW 275.
>>
>> 200. NOW 225 IN THE BACK. NOW 275. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 275. >> RIGHT HERE. >> NO WAY VIC'S GETTING THIS
LOCKER.
>>
>> NO WAY VIC'S GETTING THIS LOCKER. >> NOW 300 THERE.
NOW
LOCKER. >> NOW 300 THERE. NOW 350. WOULD YOU GIVE 350?
>>
>> NOW 300 THERE. NOW 350. WOULD YOU GIVE 350? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 350. WOULD YOU GIVE 350? >> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 375. WANNA GIVE 375?
WILL
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 375. WANNA GIVE 375? WILL YOU GIVE 375?
375!
>> NOW 375. WANNA GIVE 375? WILL YOU GIVE 375? 375! NOW 400.
WILL
WILL YOU GIVE 375? 375! NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400?
400
375! NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400? 400 GOING ONCE, 400 GOING TWICE.
SOLD,
WILL YOU GIVE 400? 400 GOING ONCE, 400 GOING TWICE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $375 RIGHT
HERE.
>>
SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $375 RIGHT HERE. >> I REALLY WANT TO GET A CLOSER
LOOK
HERE. >> I REALLY WANT TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE VINYL BOOTHS.
IF
IF THEY'RE IN GREAT CONDITION,
THEY
IF THEY'RE IN GREAT CONDITION, THEY CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
>>
THEY CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. >> MOE, PUMPED.
>>
MONEY. >> MOE, PUMPED. >> OKAY.
>>
>> MOE, PUMPED. >> OKAY. >> WELL, THAT SUCKED.
YOU
>> OKAY. >> WELL, THAT SUCKED. YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SOME DECENT
LOCKERS
>> WELL, THAT SUCKED. YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SOME DECENT LOCKERS TODAY.
BUT
YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SOME DECENT LOCKERS TODAY. BUT I'M NOT GONNA OVERPAY FOR
EVERYDAY
LOCKERS TODAY. BUT I'M NOT GONNA OVERPAY FOR EVERYDAY MUNDANE ITEMS.
THAT
BUT I'M NOT GONNA OVERPAY FOR EVERYDAY MUNDANE ITEMS. THAT DOESN'T HELP ME OUT, OR MY
STORE.
SOMETIMES
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME OUT, OR MY STORE. SOMETIMES KEEPING YOUR MONEY IN
YOUR
STORE. SOMETIMES KEEPING YOUR MONEY IN YOUR POCKET IS THE BEST
INVESTMENT
SOMETIMES KEEPING YOUR MONEY IN YOUR POCKET IS THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU CAN MAKE.
>>
YOUR POCKET IS THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU CAN MAKE. >> IS THAT OUR LOCKER?
>>
INVESTMENT YOU CAN MAKE. >> IS THAT OUR LOCKER? >> MOE AND I, WE PAID 375 BUCKS
FOR
>> IS THAT OUR LOCKER? >> MOE AND I, WE PAID 375 BUCKS FOR THIS LOCKER.
I
>> MOE AND I, WE PAID 375 BUCKS FOR THIS LOCKER. I JUST KNOW I'M GONNA FIND SOME
COOL,
FOR THIS LOCKER. I JUST KNOW I'M GONNA FIND SOME COOL, HIP STUFF FOR MY SHOP.
>>
I JUST KNOW I'M GONNA FIND SOME COOL, HIP STUFF FOR MY SHOP. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>>
COOL, HIP STUFF FOR MY SHOP. >> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> TREASURES.
>>
>> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> TREASURES. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> TREASURES. >> ALL RIGHT. >> TIME FOR WHAT I'M EXCITED
ABOUT.
>>
>> TIME FOR WHAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT. >> WHAT?
>>
ABOUT. >> WHAT? >> THIS ROUND TABLE.
I
>> WHAT? >> THIS ROUND TABLE. I GOT THIS END.
>>
>> THIS ROUND TABLE. I GOT THIS END. >> WE GOT A SCRATCH IN HERE,
MARY.
WE
>> WE GOT A SCRATCH IN HERE, MARY. WE GOT SOME DENT UP HERE.
BUT
BUT WE
BUT WE CAN FIX THOSE EASILY AND
SELL
BUT WE CAN FIX THOSE EASILY AND SELL IT RIGHT OFF THE FLOOR.
THIS
BUT WE CAN FIX THOSE EASILY AND SELL IT RIGHT OFF THE FLOOR. THIS IS A $450 TABLE.
>>
SELL IT RIGHT OFF THE FLOOR. THIS IS A $450 TABLE. >> HERE'S ANOTHER TABLE.
OOH,
THIS IS A $450 TABLE. >> HERE'S ANOTHER TABLE. OOH, THAT'S NICE WOOD.
>>
>> HERE'S ANOTHER TABLE. OOH, THAT'S NICE WOOD. >> THAT'S MAHOGANY.
THERE'S
OOH, THAT'S NICE WOOD. >> THAT'S MAHOGANY. THERE'S NO SCRATCHES IN IT.
ALL
>> THAT'S MAHOGANY. THERE'S NO SCRATCHES IN IT. ALL I GOTTA DO IS CLEAN IT,
POLISH,
THERE'S NO SCRATCHES IN IT. ALL I GOTTA DO IS CLEAN IT, POLISH, AND IT'S READY TO GO.
PRICE
ALL I GOTTA DO IS CLEAN IT, POLISH, AND IT'S READY TO GO. PRICE ON THIS, I'D PUT 450.
>>
>> OOH,
>> OOH, LOOK AT THIS.
YOU
>> OOH, LOOK AT THIS. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THESE
ANYMORE.
VINTAGE.
>>
ANYMORE. VINTAGE. >> IT'S PROBABLY WORTH A COUPLE
BUCKS.
>>
>> IT'S PROBABLY WORTH A COUPLE BUCKS. >> A COUPLE BUCKS?
I'M
BUCKS. >> A COUPLE BUCKS? I'M GETTING THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> A COUPLE BUCKS? I'M GETTING THIS CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY.
>>
I'M GETTING THIS CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY. >> MOE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA
SELL
>> OKAY. >> MOE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA SELL TO A HIP CROWD...
UNLESS
>> MOE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA SELL TO A HIP CROWD... UNLESS IT'S THE BROKEN-HIP
CROWD.
MOE,
UNLESS IT'S THE BROKEN-HIP CROWD. MOE, SAW BLADES.
>>
CROWD. MOE, SAW BLADES. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?
THESE
MOE, SAW BLADES. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE? THESE AREN'T SAW BLADES.
THESE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE? THESE AREN'T SAW BLADES. THESE ARE DISCS FROM A MUSIC
BOX.
THESE
THESE ARE DISCS FROM A MUSIC BOX. THESE ARE OLD.
THESE
BOX. THESE ARE OLD. THESE SHOULD HAVE A DATE.
YEAH,
THESE ARE OLD. THESE SHOULD HAVE A DATE. YEAH, LOOK, LOOK. 1893.
>>
THESE SHOULD HAVE A DATE. YEAH, LOOK, LOOK. 1893. >> WOW, THAT'S OLD.
>>
YEAH, LOOK, LOOK. 1893. >> WOW, THAT'S OLD. >> THESE COULD BE REAL
COLLECTIBLE
>> WOW, THAT'S OLD. >> THESE COULD BE REAL COLLECTIBLE ITEMS.
I'M
>> THESE COULD BE REAL COLLECTIBLE ITEMS. I'M GONNA FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN
TELL
COLLECTIBLE ITEMS. I'M GONNA FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
OKAY.
THIS
TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. OKAY. THIS IS '50s. MID-CENTURY.
>>
OKAY. THIS IS '50s. MID-CENTURY. >> MM-HMM.
>>
THIS IS '50s. MID-CENTURY. >> MM-HMM. >> THIS IS CALLED A BANQUETTE,
AND
>> MM-HMM. >> THIS IS CALLED A BANQUETTE, AND THEY'RE COMING BACK.
YOU
>> THIS IS CALLED A BANQUETTE, AND THEY'RE COMING BACK. YOU USED TO ONLY SEE THESE
THINGS
AND THEY'RE COMING BACK. YOU USED TO ONLY SEE THESE THINGS IN DINERS, BUT NOW
EVERYBODY
YOU USED TO ONLY SEE THESE THINGS IN DINERS, BUT NOW EVERYBODY WANTS THEM.
FOR
FOR THE
FOR THE PAIR, WE CAN ASK $1,800.
>>
FOR THE PAIR, WE CAN ASK $1,800. >> NOT ONLY DID MOE AND I GET
SOME
FOR THE PAIR, WE CAN ASK $1,800. >> NOT ONLY DID MOE AND I GET SOME GREAT PIECES FOR OUR SHOPS,
WE
>> NOT ONLY DID MOE AND I GET SOME GREAT PIECES FOR OUR SHOPS, WE ALSO MADE A PRETTY SWEET
PROFIT.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA TAKE MY SIGN, AND I'M
GONNA
I'M GONNA TAKE MY SIGN, AND I'M GONNA GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
I'M GONNA TAKE MY SIGN, AND I'M GONNA GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY
DISCS,
GONNA GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY DISCS, PUT 'EM IN THE FRONT
SEAT,
>> WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY DISCS, PUT 'EM IN THE FRONT SEAT, AND I'M GONNA GET 'EM
CHECKED
DISCS, PUT 'EM IN THE FRONT SEAT, AND I'M GONNA GET 'EM CHECKED OUT.
>>
SEAT, AND I'M GONNA GET 'EM CHECKED OUT. >> WHEW!
>>
CHECKED OUT. >> WHEW! >> LET'S DO IT.
YOU
>> WHEW! >> LET'S DO IT. YOU KNOW, AT 450 BUCKS, ME AND
BUBBA,
>> LET'S DO IT. YOU KNOW, AT 450 BUCKS, ME AND BUBBA, WE JUST STOLE THIS
LOCKER.
I
BUBBA, WE JUST STOLE THIS LOCKER. I ALMOST FEEL GUILTY.
[chuckles]
NOT.
>>
>> HOLY
>> HOLY SNAKE BALLS.
>>
>> HOLY SNAKE BALLS. >> YOU GOT IT? ZERO.
ALL
>> HOLY SNAKE BALLS. >> YOU GOT IT? ZERO. ALL RIGHT.
ABSOLUTELY
>> YOU GOT IT? ZERO. ALL RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY ZERO MONEY.
>>
ALL RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY ZERO MONEY. >> 2,000 PSI POWER WASHER.
>>
ABSOLUTELY ZERO MONEY. >> 2,000 PSI POWER WASHER. >> BOOM, 150 BUCKS.
>>
>> 2,000 PSI POWER WASHER. >> BOOM, 150 BUCKS. >> SOLID WOOD.
>>
>> BOOM, 150 BUCKS. >> SOLID WOOD. >> SOLID PECAN WOOD, BUBBA.
AND
>> SOLID WOOD. >> SOLID PECAN WOOD, BUBBA. AND LOOK RIGHT HERE, BUBBA, THIS
IS
>> SOLID PECAN WOOD, BUBBA. AND LOOK RIGHT HERE, BUBBA, THIS IS DOVETAILED.
THEY
AND LOOK RIGHT HERE, BUBBA, THIS IS DOVETAILED. THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THAT
ANYMORE.
150
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 150 BUCKS.
>>
ANYMORE. 150 BUCKS. >> BENTWOOD ROCKER, 40 BUCKS.
>>
150 BUCKS. >> BENTWOOD ROCKER, 40 BUCKS. >> AND HERE'S A HOME INTERIOR
MIRROR,
>> BENTWOOD ROCKER, 40 BUCKS. >> AND HERE'S A HOME INTERIOR MIRROR, 50 BUCKS.
HERE
>> AND HERE'S A HOME INTERIOR MIRROR, 50 BUCKS. HERE IS A MONSTER SHOP-VAC,
BUBBA.
IT
HERE IS A MONSTER SHOP-VAC, BUBBA. IT OUGHT TO BRING 75.
>>
BUBBA. IT OUGHT TO BRING 75. >> THIS LOCKER HAS ALREADY PAID
FOR
IT OUGHT TO BRING 75. >> THIS LOCKER HAS ALREADY PAID FOR ITSELF, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN
HALFWAY
>> THIS LOCKER HAS ALREADY PAID FOR ITSELF, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT.
HERE'S
FOR ITSELF, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT. HERE'S A WEEDEATER.
GAS
HALFWAY THROUGH IT. HERE'S A WEEDEATER. GAS POWERED.
75.
>>
GAS POWERED. 75. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ON THAT
BIG-WHEEL
75. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ON THAT BIG-WHEEL LAWNMOWER?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ON THAT BIG-WHEEL LAWNMOWER? >> 100.
>>
BIG-WHEEL LAWNMOWER? >> 100. >> WHAT IS IT?
HERE'S
>> 100. >> WHAT IS IT? HERE'S A LANTERN.
THIS
>> WHAT IS IT? HERE'S A LANTERN. THIS BOX ALONE IS PROBABLY
20
HERE'S A LANTERN. THIS BOX ALONE IS PROBABLY 20 BUCKS.
DON'T
THIS BOX ALONE IS PROBABLY 20 BUCKS. DON'T THAT MAKE YOU HUNGRY?
DON'T
20 BUCKS. DON'T THAT MAKE YOU HUNGRY? DON'T YOU WANT TO BITE THAT?
>>
DON'T THAT MAKE YOU HUNGRY? DON'T YOU WANT TO BITE THAT? >> WELL, I'M NOT A FISH.
>>
DON'T YOU WANT TO BITE THAT? >> WELL, I'M NOT A FISH. >> $20 A BOX.
AND
>> WELL, I'M NOT A FISH. >> $20 A BOX. AND HERE'S 60, 80...
>>
>> $20 A BOX. AND HERE'S 60, 80... >> DID YOU EVEN OPEN THIS?
>>
AND HERE'S 60, 80... >> DID YOU EVEN OPEN THIS? >> 100. I AIN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO
THAT
>> DID YOU EVEN OPEN THIS? >> 100. I AIN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO THAT ONE.
OH,
>> 100. I AIN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO THAT ONE. OH, LOOKEE HERE.
LOOK
THAT ONE. OH, LOOKEE HERE. LOOK AT THIS, GUYS.
OH,
OH, LOOKEE HERE. LOOK AT THIS, GUYS. OH, EASILY $150 WORTH OF TACKLE.
>>
LOOK AT THIS, GUYS. OH, EASILY $150 WORTH OF TACKLE. >> YEAH.
THE
OH, EASILY $150 WORTH OF TACKLE. >> YEAH. THE CASE BY ITSELF IS PROBABLY
25.
>>
THE CASE BY ITSELF IS PROBABLY 25. >> AND ON TOP OF THAT, LOOK AT
THE
25. >> AND ON TOP OF THAT, LOOK AT THE ROD AND REELS, BUBBA.
HOW
>> AND ON TOP OF THAT, LOOK AT THE ROD AND REELS, BUBBA. HOW MANY YOU GOT THERE?
>>
THE ROD AND REELS, BUBBA. HOW MANY YOU GOT THERE? >> 20.
>>
HOW MANY YOU GOT THERE? >> 20. >> 15 BUCKS PER ROD AND REEL.
AND
>> 20. >> 15 BUCKS PER ROD AND REEL. AND WE DID GET EVERYTHING.
THE
>> 15 BUCKS PER ROD AND REEL. AND WE DID GET EVERYTHING. THE KITCHEN SINK'S HERE.
LET'S
AND WE DID GET EVERYTHING. THE KITCHEN SINK'S HERE. LET'S GET THAT TABLE.
>>
THE KITCHEN SINK'S HERE. LET'S GET THAT TABLE. >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S NICE.
>>
LET'S GET THAT TABLE. >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S NICE. >> IS IT NICE?
DUNCAN
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S NICE. >> IS IT NICE? DUNCAN PHYFE TABLE.
IT'LL
>> IS IT NICE? DUNCAN PHYFE TABLE. IT'LL BRING A $100 BILL.
HERE'S
DUNCAN PHYFE TABLE. IT'LL BRING A $100 BILL. HERE'S A LITTLE CASE WITH A
>>
>> OOH,
>> OOH, DOGGY!
>>
>> IS
>> IS THAT A RADAR GUN?
OH,
>> IS THAT A RADAR GUN? OH, THAT'S BADASS.
>>
>> IS THAT A RADAR GUN? OH, THAT'S BADASS. >> NOW WE CAN TELL HOW FAST
WE'RE
OH, THAT'S BADASS. >> NOW WE CAN TELL HOW FAST WE'RE GOING.
LOOKEE
>> NOW WE CAN TELL HOW FAST WE'RE GOING. LOOKEE HERE.
>>
WE'RE GOING. LOOKEE HERE. >> LOOK, IT GOES IN YOUR CAR.
>>
LOOKEE HERE. >> LOOK, IT GOES IN YOUR CAR. >> LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
[engine
>> LOOK, IT GOES IN YOUR CAR. >> LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. [engine starts]
>>
>> LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. [engine starts] >> GO RUN.
[radar
[engine starts] >> GO RUN. [radar gun trilling]
>>
>> GO RUN. [radar gun trilling] >> HOW FAST?
>>
[radar gun trilling] >> HOW FAST? >> FIVE.
>>
>> HOW FAST? >> FIVE. >> FIVE WHAT?
>>
>> FIVE. >> FIVE WHAT? >> FIVE MILES. DO IT AGAIN.
LET
>> FIVE WHAT? >> FIVE MILES. DO IT AGAIN. LET ME SEE.
[radar
>> FIVE MILES. DO IT AGAIN. LET ME SEE. [radar gun trilling]
OOH!
>>
[radar gun trilling] OOH! >> WHAT WAS THAT BLAZING SPEED?
>>
OOH! >> WHAT WAS THAT BLAZING SPEED? >> FIVE MILES AN HOUR.
THAT'S
>> WHAT WAS THAT BLAZING SPEED? >> FIVE MILES AN HOUR. THAT'S PRETTY FAST, RICKY.
>>
>> FIVE MILES AN HOUR. THAT'S PRETTY FAST, RICKY. >> YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'.
DON'T
THAT'S PRETTY FAST, RICKY. >> YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'. DON'T LET THESE LITTLE SHORT
LEGS
>> YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'. DON'T LET THESE LITTLE SHORT LEGS FOOL YOU, NOW.
I
DON'T LET THESE LITTLE SHORT LEGS FOOL YOU, NOW. I CAN BEAT BUBBA IN A FOOT RACE
ANY
LEGS FOOL YOU, NOW. I CAN BEAT BUBBA IN A FOOT RACE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
GO.
[starting
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. GO. [starting pistol fires]
[inspiring
GO. [starting pistol fires] [inspiring music]
♪
[starting pistol fires] [inspiring music] ♪ ♪
[radar
[inspiring music] ♪ ♪ [radar gun trilling]
>>
♪ ♪ [radar gun trilling] >> PAST FIVE?
>>
[radar gun trilling] >> PAST FIVE? >> WE HAVE A WINNER!
>>
>> PAST FIVE? >> WE HAVE A WINNER! >> HOW FAST?
>>
>> WE HAVE A WINNER! >> HOW FAST? >> SIX!
>>
>> HOW FAST? >> SIX! >> OOH! OLYMPICS.
DEFIBRILLATORS!
>>
>> OOH! OLYMPICS. DEFIBRILLATORS! >> [laughs]
ALL
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW IT WORKS.
THAT'S
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW IT WORKS. THAT'S 900 BUCKS RIGHT THERE,
BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S 900 BUCKS RIGHT THERE, BUBBA. >> YEAH, IT WORKS.
MAKIN'
BUBBA. >> YEAH, IT WORKS. MAKIN' BACON RIGHT THERE.
WE
>> YEAH, IT WORKS. MAKIN' BACON RIGHT THERE. WE MADE ALMOST 2 GRAND ON THIS
LOCKER,
MAKIN' BACON RIGHT THERE. WE MADE ALMOST 2 GRAND ON THIS LOCKER, WHICH FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
BUT
BUT SHOWING RICKY WHO'S BOSS
FEELS
BUT SHOWING RICKY WHO'S BOSS FEELS EVEN BETTER.
I'VE
BUT SHOWING RICKY WHO'S BOSS FEELS EVEN BETTER. I'VE SPENT ALL MY EXCESS ENERGY
BREAKING
FEELS EVEN BETTER. I'VE SPENT ALL MY EXCESS ENERGY BREAKING WORLD SPEED RECORDS.
LET'S
I'VE SPENT ALL MY EXCESS ENERGY BREAKING WORLD SPEED RECORDS. LET'S GET THESE BOXES AND GET
OUT
BREAKING WORLD SPEED RECORDS. LET'S GET THESE BOXES AND GET OUT OF
I'VE
I'VE PULLED A HAMMY, AND I'M
GONNA
I'VE PULLED A HAMMY, AND I'M GONNA NEED SOME
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THESE OLD DISCS FROM
A
>> I FOUND THESE OLD DISCS FROM A MUSIC BOX, SO I'M AT HERITAGE
HOUSE
>> I FOUND THESE OLD DISCS FROM A MUSIC BOX, SO I'M AT HERITAGE HOUSE TO SEE IF THEY'LL BRING
MUSIC
A MUSIC BOX, SO I'M AT HERITAGE HOUSE TO SEE IF THEY'LL BRING MUSIC TO MY EARS AND MY WALLET.
I
HOUSE TO SEE IF THEY'LL BRING MUSIC TO MY EARS AND MY WALLET. I HAVE SOME DISCS HERE, AND I'D
LIKE
MUSIC TO MY EARS AND MY WALLET. I HAVE SOME DISCS HERE, AND I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT
I HAVE SOME DISCS HERE, AND I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 'EM.
>>
LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 'EM. >> LET'S TAKE 'EM OVER HERE AND
TAKE
ABOUT 'EM. >> LET'S TAKE 'EM OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK.
WELL,
>> LET'S TAKE 'EM OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK. WELL, THESE ARE DEFINITELY MUSIC
BOX
TAKE A LOOK. WELL, THESE ARE DEFINITELY MUSIC BOX DISCS FROM THE REGINA
MANUFACTURER--AN
WELL, THESE ARE DEFINITELY MUSIC BOX DISCS FROM THE REGINA MANUFACTURER--AN AMERICAN
MANUFACTURER
BOX DISCS FROM THE REGINA MANUFACTURER--AN AMERICAN MANUFACTURER FROM THE LATE
1800s
MANUFACTURER--AN AMERICAN MANUFACTURER FROM THE LATE 1800s UNTIL ABOUT 1920s OR SO.
REGINA
MANUFACTURER FROM THE LATE 1800s UNTIL ABOUT 1920s OR SO. REGINA WAS WIDELY CONSIDERED TO
BE
1800s UNTIL ABOUT 1920s OR SO. REGINA WAS WIDELY CONSIDERED TO BE THE BEST.
THESE
REGINA WAS WIDELY CONSIDERED TO BE THE BEST. THESE DISCS HAVE HOOKED
PERFORATIONS
BE THE BEST. THESE DISCS HAVE HOOKED PERFORATIONS ON THE BOTTOM OF
THE
THESE DISCS HAVE HOOKED PERFORATIONS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE DISC.
THEY
PERFORATIONS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE DISC. THEY PLUCKED THE STAR WHEEL ON
THE
THE DISC. THEY PLUCKED THE STAR WHEEL ON THE MUSIC BOX.
AND
THEY PLUCKED THE STAR WHEEL ON THE MUSIC BOX. AND THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY PLAYS
THE
THE MUSIC BOX. AND THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY PLAYS THE MUSIC.
>>
AND THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY PLAYS THE MUSIC. >> WILL THESE DISCS PLAY ON
THIS?
>>
>> WILL THESE DISCS PLAY ON THIS? >> YES, THE REGINA ONES
ABSOLUTELY
THIS? >> YES, THE REGINA ONES ABSOLUTELY WILL.
[music
>> YES, THE REGINA ONES ABSOLUTELY WILL. [music box plays]
♪
ABSOLUTELY WILL. [music box plays] ♪ ♪
>>
[music box plays] ♪ ♪ >> THAT WAS NICE.
>>
♪ ♪ >> THAT WAS NICE. >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
>>
>> THAT WAS NICE. >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? >> YEAH.
>>
>> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? >> YEAH. >> WHAT KIND OF VALUE DO I HAVE
HERE?
>>
>> WHAT KIND OF VALUE DO I HAVE HERE? >> SEVERAL OF THESE DISCS ARE--
YEAH,
YEAH, THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD
SHAPE,
YEAH, THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, BUT THEY'VE GOT A LITTLE
BIT
YEAH, THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, BUT THEY'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF RUST.
FOR
SHAPE, BUT THEY'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF RUST. FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM...
ABOUT
BIT OF RUST. FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM... ABOUT $320.
>>
FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM... ABOUT $320. >> I GOT ALL WOUND UP FOR THAT?
THE
ABOUT $320. >> I GOT ALL WOUND UP FOR THAT? THE DISCS DIDN'T BRING A HUGE
AMOUNT
>> I GOT ALL WOUND UP FOR THAT? THE DISCS DIDN'T BRING A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY, BUT GETTING TO
HEAR
THE DISCS DIDN'T BRING A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY, BUT GETTING TO HEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC?
THAT'S
AMOUNT OF MONEY, BUT GETTING TO HEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC? THAT'S PRICELESS.
♪
>>
>> MY
>> MY FRIEND STEVEN IS AN
ARTIST.
HE
>> MY FRIEND STEVEN IS AN ARTIST. HE USES OLD SIGNS AS RAW
MATERIAL
ARTIST. HE USES OLD SIGNS AS RAW MATERIAL FOR HIS ARTWORK.
HE'S
HE'S THE
HE'S THE PERFECT GUY TO TELL ME
ABOUT
HE'S THE PERFECT GUY TO TELL ME ABOUT MY TEXACO SIGN.
>>
HE'S THE PERFECT GUY TO TELL ME ABOUT MY TEXACO SIGN. >> HI, MARY, NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT
ABOUT MY TEXACO SIGN. >> HI, MARY, NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT YOU GOT?
>>
>> HI, MARY, NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT YOU GOT? >> I'M HOPING YOU CAN TELL ME.
>>
WHAT YOU GOT? >> I'M HOPING YOU CAN TELL ME. >> WOW, THAT'S GOT SOME WEIGHT
TO
>> I'M HOPING YOU CAN TELL ME. >> WOW, THAT'S GOT SOME WEIGHT TO IT.
>>
>> WOW, THAT'S GOT SOME WEIGHT TO IT. >> YEAH.
>>
TO IT. >> YEAH. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL.
THIS
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL. THIS SIGN IS AN ENAMEL-BASED
SIGN.
THESE
THIS SIGN IS AN ENAMEL-BASED SIGN. THESE ARE VERY HIGHLY SOUGHT
AFTER
SIGN. THESE ARE VERY HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER BECAUSE OF THE ENAMEL
APPLICATION
THESE ARE VERY HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER BECAUSE OF THE ENAMEL APPLICATION OF THE PAINT.
THIS
AFTER BECAUSE OF THE ENAMEL APPLICATION OF THE PAINT. THIS WAS PROBABLY MADE AROUND
1920s
APPLICATION OF THE PAINT. THIS WAS PROBABLY MADE AROUND 1920s TO '30s.
>>
THIS WAS PROBABLY MADE AROUND 1920s TO '30s. >> COOL.
>>
1920s TO '30s. >> COOL. >> THEY USED TO PAINSTAKINGLY
LAYER
>> COOL. >> THEY USED TO PAINSTAKINGLY LAYER EACH COLOR, ONE BY ONE,
AND
>> THEY USED TO PAINSTAKINGLY LAYER EACH COLOR, ONE BY ONE, AND FIRE THIS IN A KILN IN ORDER
TO
LAYER EACH COLOR, ONE BY ONE, AND FIRE THIS IN A KILN IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THAT WITH ITS FINISH.
AND
AND FIRE THIS IN A KILN IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THAT WITH ITS FINISH. AND YOU CAN FEEL A LITTLE BIT ON
THERE
TO PROVIDE THAT WITH ITS FINISH. AND YOU CAN FEEL A LITTLE BIT ON THERE WHAT THEY CALL SHELVING...
>>
AND YOU CAN FEEL A LITTLE BIT ON THERE WHAT THEY CALL SHELVING... >> OH, YEAH.
>>
THERE WHAT THEY CALL SHELVING... >> OH, YEAH. >> WHICH IS THE DIFFERENT LEVELS
OF
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHICH IS THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF THE ENAMELED GLASS THAT THEY
USED
>> WHICH IS THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF THE ENAMELED GLASS THAT THEY USED TO APPLY TO THIS BEFORE
BAKING
OF THE ENAMELED GLASS THAT THEY USED TO APPLY TO THIS BEFORE BAKING IT.
THEY'RE
USED TO APPLY TO THIS BEFORE BAKING IT. THEY'RE SO HARD TO COME BY,
MARY.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY THAT THIS SIGN
COULD
THING'S WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY THAT THIS SIGN COULD POSSIBLY RUN YOU...
$900.
>>
COULD POSSIBLY RUN YOU... $900. >> REALLY?
>>
$900. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> HOT DOG!
NOW
>> YEAH. >> HOT DOG! NOW I CAN EAT AGAIN.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> TEXACO?
MORE
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> TEXACO? MORE LIKE "TEX-A-DOUGH."
I'M
>> TEXACO? MORE LIKE "TEX-A-DOUGH." I'M TOTALLY PSYCHED ABOUT THIS
SIGN.
IT'S
I'M TOTALLY PSYCHED ABOUT THIS SIGN. IT'S HIP, IT'S FUNKY, IT'S
PERFECT
SIGN. IT'S HIP, IT'S FUNKY, IT'S PERFECT FOR MY
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL
MASON
>> I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL MASON STUFF IN MY LOCKER.
SO
>> I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL MASON STUFF IN MY LOCKER. SO I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL
MASONIC
MASON STUFF IN MY LOCKER. SO I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL MASONIC LODGE TO GET THIS STUFF
CHECKED
SO I'M GOING TO AN ACTUAL MASONIC LODGE TO GET THIS STUFF CHECKED OUT.
HI,
HI, I'M
HI, I'M JENNY.
>>
HI, I'M JENNY. >> I HEAR YOU BROUGHT US
SOMETHING
HI, I'M JENNY. >> I HEAR YOU BROUGHT US SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.
>>
>> I HEAR YOU BROUGHT US SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. >> I DID.
YOU
SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. >> I DID. YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I FOUND?
>>
>> I DID. YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I FOUND? >> both: YES.
>>
YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I FOUND? >> both: YES. >> [chuckles]
ALL
>> both: YES. >> [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THREE
DIFFERENT
>> [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THREE DIFFERENT PIECES HERE.
>>
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THREE DIFFERENT PIECES HERE. >> THAT'S A SCOTTISH RITE BLACK
CAP.
WHEN
>> THAT'S A SCOTTISH RITE BLACK CAP. WHEN YOU BECOME A 32nd-DEGREE
MASON,
CAP. WHEN YOU BECOME A 32nd-DEGREE MASON, THEY PUT THAT HAT ON YOU.
>>
WHEN YOU BECOME A 32nd-DEGREE MASON, THEY PUT THAT HAT ON YOU. >> UH...WHEN YOU WHAT WITH THE
WHAT?
SO
>> UH...WHEN YOU WHAT WITH THE WHAT? SO WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN TO
BE
WHAT? SO WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN TO BE A 32nd-DEGREE MASON?
>>
SO WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN TO BE A 32nd-DEGREE MASON? >> ONCE YOU BECOME A MASTER
MASON,
BE A 32nd-DEGREE MASON? >> ONCE YOU BECOME A MASTER MASON, THEN YOU HAVE THE CHOICE
OF
>> ONCE YOU BECOME A MASTER MASON, THEN YOU HAVE THE CHOICE OF DOING SOME OTHER THINGS
WITHIN
MASON, THEN YOU HAVE THE CHOICE OF DOING SOME OTHER THINGS WITHIN MASONRY.
ONE
OF DOING SOME OTHER THINGS WITHIN MASONRY. ONE OF THEM IS SCOTTISH RITE,
WHERE
WITHIN MASONRY. ONE OF THEM IS SCOTTISH RITE, WHERE THEY HAVE AN ADDITIONAL
DEGREES
ONE OF THEM IS SCOTTISH RITE, WHERE THEY HAVE AN ADDITIONAL DEGREES 4 THROUGH 32.
>>
WHERE THEY HAVE AN ADDITIONAL DEGREES 4 THROUGH 32. >> HUH?
>>
DEGREES 4 THROUGH 32. >> HUH? >> THESE DEGREES ARE SIMPLY
MORAL
>> HUH? >> THESE DEGREES ARE SIMPLY MORAL LESSONS THAT YOU LEARN TO
MAKE
>> THESE DEGREES ARE SIMPLY MORAL LESSONS THAT YOU LEARN TO MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON.
>>
MORAL LESSONS THAT YOU LEARN TO MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON. >> I'M TOTALLY LOST.
>>
>> TO
>> TO THE
>> TO THE RIGHT BUYER, YOU COULD
GET,
>> TO THE RIGHT BUYER, YOU COULD GET, I WOULD SAY, $50.
BUT
>> TO THE RIGHT BUYER, YOU COULD GET, I WOULD SAY, $50. BUT IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO
FIND
GET, I WOULD SAY, $50. BUT IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO NEEDED ONE.
>>
BUT IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO NEEDED ONE. >> SO MOVING ON TO THE NEXT
PIECE.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS.
UH,
>> OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS. UH, EACH DEGREE HAS ITS OWN
COLLAR.
SO
UH, EACH DEGREE HAS ITS OWN COLLAR. SO THIS IS THE DEGREE OF THE
KNIGHT
COLLAR. SO THIS IS THE DEGREE OF THE KNIGHT ROSE-CROIX.
AND
SO THIS IS THE DEGREE OF THE KNIGHT ROSE-CROIX. AND THIS IS WHAT THE LEADER OF
THAT
KNIGHT ROSE-CROIX. AND THIS IS WHAT THE LEADER OF THAT CHAPTER WOULD WEAR.
>>
AND THIS IS WHAT THE LEADER OF THAT CHAPTER WOULD WEAR. >> AND THEY WERE GIFTED IT?
>>
THAT CHAPTER WOULD WEAR. >> AND THEY WERE GIFTED IT? >> YEAH, IT COMES WITH THE
OFFICE.
>>
>> YEAH, IT COMES WITH THE OFFICE. >> IN MY OPINION, BECAUSE IT'S
NOT
OFFICE. >> IN MY OPINION, BECAUSE IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT'S COMMONLY
USED,
>> IN MY OPINION, BECAUSE IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT'S COMMONLY USED, AND IT'S MORE SOMETHING
THAT
NOT SOMETHING THAT'S COMMONLY USED, AND IT'S MORE SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT AS A
DECORATION
USED, AND IT'S MORE SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT AS A DECORATION OR A MEMENTO IN THEIR
HOME.
>>
DECORATION OR A MEMENTO IN THEIR HOME. >> OKAY.
>>
>> TO
>> TO THE
>> TO THE RIGHT PERSON, MAYBE AS
MUCH
>> TO THE RIGHT PERSON, MAYBE AS MUCH AS $100.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, SO THIS IS THE PIECE I
WAS
>> OKAY, SO THIS IS THE PIECE I WAS MOST INTERESTED ABOUT.
>>
>> OKAY, SO THIS IS THE PIECE I WAS MOST INTERESTED ABOUT. >> THAT'S A BLUE LODGE MASTER
MASON'S
WAS MOST INTERESTED ABOUT. >> THAT'S A BLUE LODGE MASTER MASON'S RING.
IT'S
>> THAT'S A BLUE LODGE MASTER MASON'S RING. IT'S GOT A DIAMOND IN IT AND
NICE
MASON'S RING. IT'S GOT A DIAMOND IN IT AND NICE MASONIC EMBLEMS ON THE
SIDE.
>>
NICE MASONIC EMBLEMS ON THE SIDE. >> A LOT OF TIMES, A DAD WILL
PASS
SIDE. >> A LOT OF TIMES, A DAD WILL PASS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON TO
HIS
>> A LOT OF TIMES, A DAD WILL PASS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON TO HIS SON, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
PASS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON TO HIS SON, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE
DISRESPECTFUL
HIS SON, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL AND SELL ALL
THESE
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL AND SELL ALL THESE THINGS IF THEY HAVE
SENTIMENTAL
DISRESPECTFUL AND SELL ALL THESE THINGS IF THEY HAVE SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
>>
THESE THINGS IF THEY HAVE SENTIMENTAL VALUE. >> MOST MASONS WOULD LOVE TO
HAVE
SENTIMENTAL VALUE. >> MOST MASONS WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
SO
>> MOST MASONS WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. SO THIS WOULD BE VERY SELLABLE
TO
HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. SO THIS WOULD BE VERY SELLABLE TO ANYBODY WHO WAS A MASON.
>>
>> THEY
>> THEY GO FOR, UM...
$1,100.
>>
>> THEY GO FOR, UM... $1,100. >> SERIOUSLY?
>>
$1,100. >> SERIOUSLY? >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> SERIOUSLY? >> MM-HMM. >> WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
SO
SO I
SO I LOVE
SO I LOVE THE MASONIC FURNITURE.
THEY
SO I LOVE THE MASONIC FURNITURE. THEY HAVE ADORABLE ACCESSORIES.
WHY
SO I LOVE THE MASONIC FURNITURE. THEY HAVE ADORABLE ACCESSORIES. WHY AM I NOT A MASON?
DO
THEY HAVE ADORABLE ACCESSORIES. WHY AM I NOT A MASON? DO YOU THINK I COULD COME TO A
MEETING
WHY AM I NOT A MASON? DO YOU THINK I COULD COME TO A MEETING WITH YOU GUYS?
>>
DO YOU THINK I COULD COME TO A MEETING WITH YOU GUYS? >> both: NO.
>>
MEETING WITH YOU GUYS? >> both: NO. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN
TROUBLE
>> both: NO. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN TROUBLE THERE.
>>
>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN TROUBLE THERE. >> [laughs]
>>
TROUBLE THERE. >> [laughs] >> 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WOMEN IN
MASONRY.
>>
>> 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WOMEN IN MASONRY. >> IT'S NOT THAT WE DO ANYTHING
SECRET
MASONRY. >> IT'S NOT THAT WE DO ANYTHING SECRET IN THERE, BUT--
>>
>> IT'S NOT THAT WE DO ANYTHING SECRET IN THERE, BUT-- >> THERE AREN'T REALLY ANY
SECRETS?
>>
>> THERE AREN'T REALLY ANY SECRETS? >> WELL, THE BIG SECRET IN
MASONRY
SECRETS? >> WELL, THE BIG SECRET IN MASONRY IS THAT THERE REALLY
AREN'T
>> WELL, THE BIG SECRET IN MASONRY IS THAT THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY SECRETS.
>>
MASONRY IS THAT THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY SECRETS. >> WILL YOU SHOW ME A HANDSHAKE?
>>
AREN'T ANY SECRETS. >> WILL YOU SHOW ME A HANDSHAKE? >> both: NO.
>>
>> WILL YOU SHOW ME A HANDSHAKE? >> both: NO. >> HOW ABOUT, LIKE, AN OLD
HANDSHAKE?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT, LIKE, AN OLD HANDSHAKE? >> both:
>>
>> narrator: THE FORT WORTH
FEMME
>> narrator: THE FORT WORTH FEMME FATALE WAS JENNY GRUMBLES,
WHO
>> narrator: THE FORT WORTH FEMME FATALE WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO UNCOVERED 3,650 BUCKS OF
MASONIC
FEMME FATALE WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO UNCOVERED 3,650 BUCKS OF MASONIC MARVELS.
MOE
WHO UNCOVERED 3,650 BUCKS OF MASONIC MARVELS. MOE AND MARY PROFITED TO THE
TUNE
MASONIC MARVELS. MOE AND MARY PROFITED TO THE TUNE OF $3,545 WITH THEIR
ANTIQUE
MOE AND MARY PROFITED TO THE TUNE OF $3,545 WITH THEIR ANTIQUE MUSIC AND SIGNAGE.
RICKY
TUNE OF $3,545 WITH THEIR ANTIQUE MUSIC AND SIGNAGE. RICKY AND BUBBA CLOCKED $1,860
WITH
ANTIQUE MUSIC AND SIGNAGE. RICKY AND BUBBA CLOCKED $1,860 WITH THEIR RADAR GUN, WHILE
VICTOR
RICKY AND BUBBA CLOCKED $1,860 WITH THEIR RADAR GUN, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY IN
FORT
WITH THEIR RADAR GUN, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY IN FORT WORTH WAS WORTHLESS.
>>
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S DAY IN FORT WORTH WAS WORTHLESS. >> WHAT DOES JENNY DO?
>>
FORT WORTH WAS WORTHLESS. >> WHAT DOES JENNY DO? >> SHE GOES, "YEAH."
>>
>> WHAT DOES JENNY DO? >> SHE GOES, "YEAH." >> WHAT DOES SHE DO?
SHOW
>> SHE GOES, "YEAH." >> WHAT DOES SHE DO? SHOW ME HOW SHE DOES IT.
SHOW
>> WHAT DOES SHE DO? SHOW ME HOW SHE DOES IT. SHOW ME HOW SHE DOES IT.
>>
SHOW ME HOW SHE DOES IT. SHOW ME HOW SHE DOES IT. >> "I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD"
LIPS.
YES.
>> "I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD" LIPS. YES. OH, [bleep].
>>
LIPS. YES. OH, [bleep]. >> [laughs]
>>
YES. OH, [bleep]. >> [laughs] >> WHAT?
>>
>> [laughs] >> WHAT? >> HE WAS DOING YOUR BIDDING.
>>
>> WHAT? >> HE WAS DOING YOUR BIDDING. >> YOU SET ME UP, MISTER.
>>
>> HE WAS DOING YOUR BIDDING. >> YOU SET ME UP, MISTER. >> LET ME SEE IT.
>>
>> YOU SET ME UP, MISTER. >> LET ME SEE IT. >> NO WAY.
>>
>> LET ME SEE IT. >> NO WAY. >> THE IMITATION?
>>
>> NO WAY. >> THE IMITATION? >> "YEAH."
>>
>> THE IMITATION? >> "YEAH." >> COCK THAT HIP A LITTLE
BETTER.
>>
>> COCK THAT HIP A LITTLE BETTER. >> "YEAH."
>>
BETTER. >> "YEAH." >> OH, REALLY?
MAYBE
>> "YEAH." >> OH, REALLY? MAYBE LIKE, "RIGHT HERE!"
>>