>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHO IS THAT?
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHO IS THAT? >> THAT'S LESA.
>>
>> WHO IS THAT? >> THAT'S LESA. >> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS.
>>
>> THAT'S LESA. >> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS. >> [cackling]
>>
>> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS. >> [cackling] >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS,
BUT
>> [cackling] >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. >> NO FREAKIN' WAY.
USE
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. >> NO FREAKIN' WAY. USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
AS
>> NO FREAKIN' WAY. USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AS A REAL GUN.
>>
USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AS A REAL GUN. >> JUST GOTTA KNOW IF IT SHOOTS.
>>
AS A REAL GUN. >> JUST GOTTA KNOW IF IT SHOOTS. >> READY.
[heavy
>> JUST GOTTA KNOW IF IT SHOOTS. >> READY. [heavy pop]
>>
>> READY. [heavy pop] >> YES!
>>
[heavy pop] >> YES! >> IS IT ME, OR IS EVERYONE
GOING
>> YES! >> IS IT ME, OR IS EVERYONE GOING BANANAS?
>>
>> IS IT ME, OR IS EVERYONE GOING BANANAS? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
GOING BANANAS? >> RIGHT HERE. >> BRING IT.
I'M
>> RIGHT HERE. >> BRING IT. I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR
DOCTOR
>> BRING IT. I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR DOCTOR TOO.
>>
I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR DOCTOR TOO. >> SHE SCARES ME.
>>
DOCTOR TOO. >> SHE SCARES ME. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA! ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> WHOA! ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ MONEY
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S
TODAY,
TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN LAKE
HIGHLANDS,
TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN LAKE HIGHLANDS, TEXAS.
THEY
HIGHLANDS, TEXAS. THEY SHOULD CALL IT LAKE
HOT-LANDS,
THEY SHOULD CALL IT LAKE HOT-LANDS, TEXAS.
ONLY
ONLY A
ONLY A SERIOUS BUYER WOULD COME
OUT
ONLY A SERIOUS BUYER WOULD COME OUT IN THIS KIND OF HEAT.
IT'S
ONLY A SERIOUS BUYER WOULD COME OUT IN THIS KIND OF HEAT. IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE TODAY, I'M
NOT
OUT IN THIS KIND OF HEAT. IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE TODAY, I'M NOT EVEN WEARING ANY
>>
>> I
>> I HOPE
>> I HOPE THE AIR CONDITIONER'S
WORKING
>> I HOPE THE AIR CONDITIONER'S WORKING IN HERE.
>>
>> I HOPE THE AIR CONDITIONER'S WORKING IN HERE. >> I HOPE IT IS TOO.
>>
WORKING IN HERE. >> I HOPE IT IS TOO. >> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
106
>> I HOPE IT IS TOO. >> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 106 TODAY.
>>
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 106 TODAY. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
106 TODAY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> I TOLD YOU WHAT I'M LOOKING
FOR,
>> OH, MY GOD. >> I TOLD YOU WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, RIGHT?
>>
>> I TOLD YOU WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YOU WANT SOME LADY
THINGS.
BUBBA'S
BUBBA'S JUST REALLY CONCERNED
THAT
BUBBA'S JUST REALLY CONCERNED THAT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GIRLIE
STUFF
THAT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GIRLIE STUFF FOR THE LADIES TO DRAW 'EM
IN
STUFF FOR THE LADIES TO DRAW 'EM IN WHEN WE HAVE A BIG SALE.
I
I THINK
I THINK HE'S FORGETTING ABOUT
OUR
I THINK HE'S FORGETTING ABOUT OUR GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM.
[ding]
>>
OUR GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM. [ding] >> FOR ME, THE MORE I SELL, THEN
THE
[ding] >> FOR ME, THE MORE I SELL, THEN THE MORE I HAVE TIME TO FIX UP
STUFF
>> FOR ME, THE MORE I SELL, THEN THE MORE I HAVE TIME TO FIX UP STUFF I REALLY WANT TO WORK ON.
BOTTOM
BOTTOM LINE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR
STUFF
BOTTOM LINE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR STUFF THAT DOESN'T NEED A LOT OF
WORK.
>>
>> PUT
>> PUT IT
>> PUT IT ON THE FLOOR AND POP
IT
>> PUT IT ON THE FLOOR AND POP IT OUT THE DOOR.
>>
>> PUT IT ON THE FLOOR AND POP IT OUT THE DOOR. >> YEAH!
[laughs]
>>
>> YEAH! [laughs] >> YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD A LOT OF
PEOPLE
[laughs] >> YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN BUYING
FURNITURE.
ALSO,
PEOPLE COMING IN BUYING FURNITURE. ALSO, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH IN IN
THE
FURNITURE. ALSO, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH IN IN THE WAY OF ANY INDUSTRIAL OR
COMMERCIAL
ALSO, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH IN IN THE WAY OF ANY INDUSTRIAL OR COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT.
NOW,
THE WAY OF ANY INDUSTRIAL OR COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT. NOW, THAT STUFF SELLS.
IT
COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT. NOW, THAT STUFF SELLS. IT SELLS ALL THE TIME.
SO
NOW, THAT STUFF SELLS. IT SELLS ALL THE TIME. SO TODAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M
LOOKING
IT SELLS ALL THE TIME. SO TODAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>
>> I
>> I NEED
>> I NEED ANTIQUES IN GOOD
CONDITION.
THE
THE AUCTION IS ALL INTERIOR
UNITS,
THE AUCTION IS ALL INTERIOR UNITS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE WANTED
TO
THE AUCTION IS ALL INTERIOR UNITS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR STUFF.
I
UNITS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR STUFF. I COULDN'T EVEN PUT MY COWBOY
BOOTS
TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR STUFF. I COULDN'T EVEN PUT MY COWBOY BOOTS ON.
I
I COULDN'T EVEN PUT MY COWBOY BOOTS ON. I KNEW I WOULD SWEAT THROUGH
THEM.
IT
I KNEW I WOULD SWEAT THROUGH THEM. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS
WHEN
THEM. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS WHEN I UNLOAD ALL THE FURNITURE
I'M
IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS WHEN I UNLOAD ALL THE FURNITURE I'M GONNA BUY TODAY, BUT I'LL
SURVIVE.
>>
I'M GONNA BUY TODAY, BUT I'LL SURVIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
SURVIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION--
[truck
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION-- [truck horn
>>
>> JER-RY!
[laughter]
COME
>> JER-RY! [laughter] COME ON!
>>
>> WHO
>> WHO IS
>> WHO IS THAT?
>>
>> WHO IS THAT? >> THAT'S LESA.
>>
>> WHO IS THAT? >> THAT'S LESA. >> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS.
>>
>> THAT'S LESA. >> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS. >> OH, MAN.
350,
>> WICKED WITCH OF EAST TEXAS. >> OH, MAN. 350, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> OH, MAN. 350, RIGHT HERE. >> BITCH, I'M STEPPING IN.
BRING
350, RIGHT HERE. >> BITCH, I'M STEPPING IN. BRING IT.
>>
>> BITCH, I'M STEPPING IN. BRING IT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
BRING IT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT?
>>
>> WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? >> TOUGH [bleep].
>>
SHUT? >> TOUGH [bleep]. >> AND IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING,
LOOK
>> TOUGH [bleep]. >> AND IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, LOOK AT ME, VICTOR.
I
>> AND IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, LOOK AT ME, VICTOR. I AM [bleep] SERIOUS AS [bleep].
>>
LOOK AT ME, VICTOR. I AM [bleep] SERIOUS AS [bleep]. >> I DON'T GIVE A [bleep], AND
GET
I AM [bleep] SERIOUS AS [bleep]. >> I DON'T GIVE A [bleep], AND GET OUT OF MY FACE.
YOU'RE
>> I DON'T GIVE A [bleep], AND GET OUT OF MY FACE. YOU'RE LATE, AS USUAL!
>>
GET OUT OF MY FACE. YOU'RE LATE, AS USUAL! >> OH, AM I LATE?
I
YOU'RE LATE, AS USUAL! >> OH, AM I LATE? I HAD TO FEED HIM BEFORE WE
CAME.
[laughs]
>>
CAME. [laughs] >> THAT WOULD BE ME.
>>
[laughs] >> THAT WOULD BE ME. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS
AND
>> THAT WOULD BE ME. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
TODAY'S
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> YEAH, LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO TO THE OVEN.
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO TO THE OVEN. >> JER-RY!
>>
>> LET'S GO TO THE OVEN. >> JER-RY! >> WHAT?
>>
>> JER-RY! >> WHAT? >> GET OVER HERE!
>>
>> WHAT? >> GET OVER HERE! >> I'M HOT.
>>
>> GET OVER HERE! >> I'M HOT. >> I DON'T
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY,
>>
>> A
>> A BUNCH OF BIG BOXES.
SOME
>> A BUNCH OF BIG BOXES. SOME BINS.
COME
>> A BUNCH OF BIG BOXES. SOME BINS. COME ON, LET'S GO DO THIS.
I'M
SOME BINS. COME ON, LET'S GO DO THIS. I'M GONNA NEED JERRY TO HELP ME
MOVE
COME ON, LET'S GO DO THIS. I'M GONNA NEED JERRY TO HELP ME MOVE ALL THESE BOXES.
HE'S
I'M GONNA NEED JERRY TO HELP ME MOVE ALL THESE BOXES. HE'S LOOKING AWFUL.
[laughs]
HELP,
>>
>> RECORDS.
THIS
>> RECORDS. THIS LOCKER WOULD BE GREAT...
IF
THIS LOCKER WOULD BE GREAT... IF I WAS RUNNING A HOBBY
>>
>> TOTAL
>> TOTAL OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING.
SOME
LOOKING. SOME DAYS YOU GO TO AUCTIONS
WITH
SOME DAYS YOU GO TO AUCTIONS WITH A MISSION, BUT WHEN A GOOD
LOCKER
WITH A MISSION, BUT WHEN A GOOD LOCKER COMES UP, THE MISSION
GOES
LOCKER COMES UP, THE MISSION GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.
>>
GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. >> THERE'S BIG WROUGHT-IRON
FURNITURE
>> THERE'S BIG WROUGHT-IRON FURNITURE FOR MY FURNITURE
GALLERY.
I'M
GALLERY. I'M GONNA RESTOCK ON FURNITURE.
EXACTLY
I'M GONNA RESTOCK ON FURNITURE. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
>>
>> THOSE
>> THOSE LITTLE SIDE TABLES ARE
CUTE.
I
>> THOSE LITTLE SIDE TABLES ARE CUTE. I COULD MAKE 'EM EVEN CUTER.
NOT
CUTE. I COULD MAKE 'EM EVEN CUTER. NOT ANTIQUE, BUT THOSE TABLES
ARE
I COULD MAKE 'EM EVEN CUTER. NOT ANTIQUE, BUT THOSE TABLES ARE IN GOOD CONDITION.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100, 100, NOW 200.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100, 100, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH, 300.
>>
>> YEAH, 300. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 300, NOW 400.
NOW
>> 300, NOW 400. NOW 400, NOW 500.
500,
NOW 400, NOW 500. 500, NOW 500.
500
500, NOW 500. 500 IN THE BACK, NOW 600.
>>
500 IN THE BACK, NOW 600. >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> 525!
NOW
>> 525! NOW 550, NOW 600.
WILL
NOW 550, NOW 600. WILL YOU GIVE 600?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 600? >> 575.
>>
>> 575. >> 575, WE'LL DO THAT.
NOW
>> 575, WE'LL DO THAT. NOW 600.
NOW
NOW 600. NOW 625, WE'LL DO THAT.
>>
NOW 625, WE'LL DO THAT. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 625, WILL YOU GIVE 650?
>>
>> 625, WILL YOU GIVE 650? >> [sighs] I GOTTA GO FOR IT.
650.
>>
650. >> 650, NOW 675.
ANYBODY
>> 650, NOW 675. ANYBODY GIVE 675?
Y'ALL
ANYBODY GIVE 675? Y'ALL AT 675, NOW 700.
700,
Y'ALL AT 675, NOW 700. 700, 700, 700, ANYBODY 700?
700
700, 700, 700, ANYBODY 700? 700 GOING ONCE, 700 GOING TWICE.
I
700 GOING ONCE, 700 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $675, RIGHT THERE.
YOU
I SOLD IT, $675, RIGHT THERE. YOU GOT IT.
>>
YOU GOT IT. >> THAT WAS A GREAT UNIT.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, FISHING TACKLE.
WOMEN
YOU KNOW, FISHING TACKLE. WOMEN LIKE TO FISH...
I-I
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHO
SHE
>> THAT LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS, BUT I DON'T LIKE
>>
>> DON'T
>> DON'T BE SUCKING UP ALL MY
A/C
>> DON'T BE SUCKING UP ALL MY A/C OUT OVER THERE, HUH?
>>
>> DON'T BE SUCKING UP ALL MY A/C OUT OVER THERE, HUH? >> WELL, THEN STOP BREATHING IF
YOU
A/C OUT OVER THERE, HUH? >> WELL, THEN STOP BREATHING IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO SUCK IT UP.
[lock
>> WELL, THEN STOP BREATHING IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO SUCK IT UP. [lock pops]
>>
YOU DON'T WANT US TO SUCK IT UP. [lock pops] >> WHOA!
>>
[lock pops] >> WHOA! >> SNOW CONE MACHINE.
HIGH-DOLLAR
>>
>> BORING
>> BORING OFFICE STUFF AND NO
>>
>> IT
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD
SCHOOL
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD SCHOOL EQUIPMENT.
I
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD SCHOOL EQUIPMENT. I GIVE IT AN
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS THAT?
JVC
>> WHAT IS THAT? JVC SURROUND SOUND?
SUBWOOFERS?
>>
JVC SURROUND SOUND? SUBWOOFERS? >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF
EVERYTHING,
SUBWOOFERS? >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, BUT I'M NOT REALLY
FEELING
>> IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, BUT I'M NOT REALLY FEELING THIS.
>>
>> GOOD.
>> GOOD. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
A
>> GOOD. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT OF WORK FOR JERRY.
>>
A LOT OF WORK FOR JERRY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE?
[auctioneering]
100,
[auctioneering] 100, HOW ABOUT 150?
WILL
100, HOW ABOUT 150? WILL YOU GIVE 150?
NOW
WILL YOU GIVE 150? NOW 200, WILL YOU GIVE 200?
200!
>>
200! >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> 175, NOW 200.
WILL
>> 175, NOW 200. WILL YOU, 200?
NOW
WILL YOU, 200? NOW 200!
NOW
NOW 200! NOW A QUARTER, NOW 225.
WILL
NOW A QUARTER, NOW 225. WILL YOU GIVE 255?
BACK
WILL YOU GIVE 255? BACK TO YOU.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, NOW 250.
250,
>> 225, NOW 250. 250, NOW 250, I GOT 250.
NOW
250, NOW 250, I GOT 250. NOW 275. 250, 275.
>>
NOW 275. 250, 275. >> ARE WE OUT AGAIN?
>>
>> ARE WE OUT AGAIN? >> 275, WILL YOU GIVE 275?
IS
>> 275, WILL YOU GIVE 275? IS THAT A YEAH? 275?
>>
IS THAT A YEAH? 275? >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 275 GOING ONCE, 275 GOING
TWICE.
SOLD
TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $250.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $250. >> THAT MEAT GRINDER'S GONNA FLY
OFF
>> THAT MEAT GRINDER'S GONNA FLY OFF MY SHELF.
I'M
OFF MY SHELF. I'M GONNA BREAK AWAY AND SEE
WHAT
I'M GONNA BREAK AWAY AND SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN FIND RIGHT NOW.
[sighs]
WELL,
[sighs] WELL, HERE'S THIS DVD
COLLECTION.
PROBABLY
COLLECTION. PROBABLY $50 IN DVDs.
HMM...
PLAYSTATION
HMM... PLAYSTATION 2, GAMECUBE.
THIS
PLAYSTATION 2, GAMECUBE. THIS IS A $100 BAG.
THE
THIS IS A $100 BAG. THE LITTLE SNOW CONE MACHINE WAS
IN
THE LITTLE SNOW CONE MACHINE WAS IN HERE.
THIS
IN HERE. THIS WAS PRETTY COOL.
YOU
THIS WAS PRETTY COOL. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE VALUE OF SOMETHING LIKE
THIS
WHAT THE VALUE OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS OR EVEN IF IT IS
COMPLETE.
OKAY,
COMPLETE. OKAY, WE'LL JUST LEAVE THIS
OVER
OKAY, WE'LL JUST LEAVE THIS OVER HERE.
THE
OVER HERE. THE REASON WHY I BOUGHT THIS
LOCKER
THE REASON WHY I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER WAS FOR THAT MACHINE BACK
THERE,
LOCKER WAS FOR THAT MACHINE BACK THERE, AND WE'RE GETTING TO IT.
[sighs]
THERE, AND WE'RE GETTING TO IT. [sighs] NOW THAT I'M GETTING
CLOSER
[sighs] NOW THAT I'M GETTING CLOSER TO IT, I SEE IT'S NOT
REALLY
CLOSER TO IT, I SEE IT'S NOT REALLY A MEAT GRINDER.
IT
REALLY A MEAT GRINDER. IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT GRINDER,
BUT
IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT GRINDER, BUT THIS IS THE OTHER PIECE TO
THAT
BUT THIS IS THE OTHER PIECE TO THAT SNOW CONE MACHINE.
I'M
THAT SNOW CONE MACHINE. I'M A LITTLE BUMMED.
200,
I'M A LITTLE BUMMED. 200, 300 BUCKS WORTH OF VALUE IN
A
200, 300 BUCKS WORTH OF VALUE IN A MEAT GRINDER, MAYBE $100 WORTH
OF
A MEAT GRINDER, MAYBE $100 WORTH OF VALUE IN THE SNOW CONE
MACHINE.
THAT'S SNOW MEAT
MACHINE. THAT'S SNOW MEAT GRINDER, BUT
IT'S
THAT'S SNOW MEAT GRINDER, BUT IT'S STILL
>>
>> SOME
>> SOME KIND OF A DESK HERE.
NO
NO FREAKING WAY.
I
NO FREAKING WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
[laughs]
"THIS
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. [laughs] "THIS IS NOT A TOY.
THIS
[laughs] "THIS IS NOT A TOY. THIS SHOULD NOT BE OPERATED
WITHOUT
"THIS IS NOT A TOY. THIS SHOULD NOT BE OPERATED WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
USE
THIS SHOULD NOT BE OPERATED WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION. USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
AS
WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION. USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AS A REAL GUN."
THEY
USE THE SAME SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AS A REAL GUN." THEY SHOOT T-SHIRTS OUT OF THESE
THINGS.
YOU
THEY SHOOT T-SHIRTS OUT OF THESE THINGS. YOU KNOW, THEY ROLL UP THE
T-SHIRT
THINGS. YOU KNOW, THEY ROLL UP THE T-SHIRT AND YOU SHOVE IT DOWN
AND
YOU KNOW, THEY ROLL UP THE T-SHIRT AND YOU SHOVE IT DOWN AND THEN--TOOF--YOU SHOOT IT
OUT
T-SHIRT AND YOU SHOVE IT DOWN AND THEN--TOOF--YOU SHOOT IT OUT INTO THE CROWD.
I'M
AND THEN--TOOF--YOU SHOOT IT OUT INTO THE CROWD. I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEFINITELY
HAVE
OUT INTO THE CROWD. I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEFINITELY HAVE THIS LOOKED AT.
THIS,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEFINITELY HAVE THIS LOOKED AT. THIS, POTENTIALLY, HAS
HIGH-DOLLAR
HAVE THIS LOOKED AT. THIS, POTENTIALLY, HAS HIGH-DOLLAR PROFIT WRITTEN ALL
OVER
THIS, POTENTIALLY, HAS HIGH-DOLLAR PROFIT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
[door
HIGH-DOLLAR PROFIT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. [door slams, lock
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
ANYTHING
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE? ANYTHING YOU LIKE?
I
I LIKE
I LIKE THE GLASS IF THERE'S
NO
I LIKE THE GLASS IF THERE'S NO CHIPS.
>>
I LIKE THE GLASS IF THERE'S NO CHIPS. >> THIS UNIT'S PERFECT.
I
NO CHIPS. >> THIS UNIT'S PERFECT. I JUST HAVE TO TWEAK THESE ITEMS
JUST
>> THIS UNIT'S PERFECT. I JUST HAVE TO TWEAK THESE ITEMS JUST A LITTLE BIT.
>>
I JUST HAVE TO TWEAK THESE ITEMS JUST A LITTLE BIT. >> THIS FITS IN MY FURNITURE
GALLERY
JUST A LITTLE BIT. >> THIS FITS IN MY FURNITURE GALLERY ROOM.
AND
>> THIS FITS IN MY FURNITURE GALLERY ROOM. AND THE DRESSERS ARE REAL WOOD,
BY
GALLERY ROOM. AND THE DRESSERS ARE REAL WOOD, BY THE WAY.
REAL
AND THE DRESSERS ARE REAL WOOD, BY THE WAY. REAL WOOD, NO JUNK.
I'VE
BY THE WAY. REAL WOOD, NO JUNK. I'VE GOT MY COMMERCIAL
EQUIPMENT.
HERE'S
I'VE GOT MY COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT. HERE'S THE FURNITURE I'M
LOOKING
EQUIPMENT. HERE'S THE FURNITURE I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>
>> SLEIGH
>> SLEIGH BED.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY'S ROOM
OR
>> THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY'S ROOM OR A GIRL'S?
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S DEFINITELY DUDE'S
FURNITURE
>> THAT'S DEFINITELY DUDE'S FURNITURE IN THERE, BUT THE
LADIES,
>> THAT'S DEFINITELY DUDE'S FURNITURE IN THERE, BUT THE LADIES, THEY LOVE THE SLEIGH
BEDS.
[sleigh
LADIES, THEY LOVE THE SLEIGH BEDS. [sleigh bells ringing]
JINGLE
BEDS. [sleigh bells ringing] JINGLE ALL THE WAY.
>>
[sleigh bells ringing] JINGLE ALL THE WAY. >> THAT SILVER OCTAGONAL MIRROR
THERE,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY. >> THAT SILVER OCTAGONAL MIRROR THERE, IT'S GOT A GREEK KEY
TRIM
>> THAT SILVER OCTAGONAL MIRROR THERE, IT'S GOT A GREEK KEY TRIM ON IT.
MY
THERE, IT'S GOT A GREEK KEY TRIM ON IT. MY CUSTOMERS WILL LOVE THAT.
THIS
TRIM ON IT. MY CUSTOMERS WILL LOVE THAT. THIS FURNITURE'S MINE.
BRING
MY CUSTOMERS WILL LOVE THAT. THIS FURNITURE'S MINE. BRING IT, LESA.
>>
THIS FURNITURE'S MINE. BRING IT, LESA. >> IS THAT A SLEIGH BED?
GOT
BRING IT, LESA. >> IS THAT A SLEIGH BED? GOT A WHOLE BEDROOM SUITE HERE.
ONE
>> IS THAT A SLEIGH BED? GOT A WHOLE BEDROOM SUITE HERE. ONE OF THOSE ROUND LOVESEAT
COUCHES.
THIS
ONE OF THOSE ROUND LOVESEAT COUCHES. THIS IS WHY I'M HERE.
I
COUCHES. THIS IS WHY I'M HERE. I AM NOT LETTING THIS ONE GET
AWAY.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU GOT ME
>>
>> I
>> I WANT
>> I WANT IT FOR MYSELF.
>>
>> I WANT IT FOR MYSELF. >> SHE SCARES ME.
WE'LL
>> I WANT IT FOR MYSELF. >> SHE SCARES ME. WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH WE GET IT
FOR.
>>
WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH WE GET IT FOR. >> YEAH, LET'S SEE HOW MUCH.
COME
FOR. >> YEAH, LET'S SEE HOW MUCH. COME ON, JERRY.
JERRY!
GET
COME ON, JERRY. JERRY! GET OVER HERE!
I'M
JERRY! GET OVER HERE! I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR
DOCTOR
GET OVER HERE! I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR DOCTOR TOO.
>>
I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND YOUR DOCTOR TOO. >> [imitates Miss Gulch theme]
>>
DOCTOR TOO. >> [imitates Miss Gulch theme] >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WAR.
>>
>> [imitates Miss Gulch theme] >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WAR. >> WAR?
I
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WAR. >> WAR? I AIN'T TAKING NO BULLET FOR
THIS
>> WAR? I AIN'T TAKING NO BULLET FOR THIS [bleep].
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA
GIVE?
100!
GIVE? 100! I GOT 100 THERE.
NOW
100! I GOT 100 THERE. NOW HALF, 150, NOW 200.
NOW
NOW HALF, 150, NOW 200. NOW 250.
>>
NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 250 HERE.
NOW
>> 250 HERE. NOW $300, NOW 350.
>>
NOW $300, NOW 350. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400 THERE.
>>
>> 400 THERE. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> IS IT ME, OR IS EVERYONE
GOING
>> IS IT ME, OR IS EVERYONE GOING BANANAS?
>>
GOING BANANAS? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> "HAW!"
>>
>> "HAW!" >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> "BRING IT."
>>
>> "BRING IT." >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> "RIGHT HEE-YAH!"
>>
>> "RIGHT HEE-YAH!" >> 675.
>>
>> 675. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 775, GOT A GOOD WAR GOING.
>>
>> 775, GOT A GOOD WAR GOING. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 800, 800, NOW A QUARTER.
>>
>> 800, 800, NOW A QUARTER. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> MAKE IT 875?
>>
>> MAKE IT 875? >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> ONE MORE TIME!
900,
>> ONE MORE TIME! 900, I BELIEVE IT WAS.
900
900, I BELIEVE IT WAS. 900 GOING TWICE.
I
900 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $875.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $875. >> LOSING TO LESA?
THAT
>> LOSING TO LESA? THAT STINGS.
>>
>> SO
>> SO I'M
>> SO I'M GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED
>> SO I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE THAT LESA
LADY
>> SO I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE THAT LESA LADY COMES IN AND BIDS UP ALL
THE
EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE THAT LESA LADY COMES IN AND BIDS UP ALL THE UNITS.
>>
LADY COMES IN AND BIDS UP ALL THE UNITS. >> AND THERE WAS NO HOLDING HER
BACK.
>>
>> AND THERE WAS NO HOLDING HER BACK. >> MISS BIG SHOT.
>>
BACK. >> MISS BIG SHOT. >> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST DROP
A
>> MISS BIG SHOT. >> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST DROP A HOUSE ON HER ALREADY?
[laughs]
>>
A HOUSE ON HER ALREADY? [laughs] >> TODAY, JERRY AND I CAME OUT
SWINGING.
AAH!
WE
SWINGING. AAH! WE CAME, WE SAW, WE CONQUERED.
YEAH,
AAH! WE CAME, WE SAW, WE CONQUERED. YEAH, LET'S START PULLING THIS
OUT.
>>
YEAH, LET'S START PULLING THIS OUT. >> [grunts]
>>
OUT. >> [grunts] >> THAT'S A NICE LITTLE IRON
BED.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $100
BED
THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $100 BED RIGHT HERE.
DEFINITELY
BED RIGHT HERE. DEFINITELY WANT TO GET THIS
SLEIGH
DEFINITELY WANT TO GET THIS SLEIGH BED OUT HERE.
THIS
SLEIGH BED OUT HERE. THIS IS GORGEOUS.
THIS
THIS IS GORGEOUS. THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $700
BED
THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $700 BED RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
BED RIGHT HERE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION.
IT'S
IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION. IT'S MAHOGANY.
>>
IT'S MAHOGANY. >> YUP.
>>
>> YUP. >> [low] THIS MIGHT HAVE TO GO
IN
>> [low] THIS MIGHT HAVE TO GO IN MY HOUSE.
>>
IN MY HOUSE. >> UH, NOPE.
>>
>> UH, NOPE. >> OH, WE GOT A NICE MIRROR
HERE.
OH,
HERE. OH, WOW.
WE
OH, WOW. WE COULD PROBABLY SELL THAT
MIRROR
WE COULD PROBABLY SELL THAT MIRROR FOR MAYBE $100.
DON'T
MIRROR FOR MAYBE $100. DON'T BREAK IT.
>>
DON'T BREAK IT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> SEVEN YEARS OF NO PAY, JERRY.
>>
>> SEVEN YEARS OF NO PAY, JERRY. >> I BEEN GETTING--
>>
>> I BEEN GETTING-- >> YOU BREAK IT--
>>
>> YOU BREAK IT-- >> I BEEN GETTING THAT FOR THE
LAST
>> I BEEN GETTING THAT FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS I BEEN WITH
YOU,
LAST SEVEN YEARS I BEEN WITH YOU, SO THAT WOULDN'T BE NOTHIN'
NEW.
>>
NEW. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I'M NOT JOKING.
>>
>> I'M NOT JOKING. >> OH, MY GOD.
THE
>> OH, MY GOD. THE MATCHING SET.
THAT'S
THE MATCHING SET. THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT A $60
END
THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT A $60 END TABLE RIGHT THERE.
OH,
END TABLE RIGHT THERE. OH, THIS IS A CUTE LITTLE PIECE
TOO.
IT'S
TOO. IT'S THE SAME STUFF.
I
IT'S THE SAME STUFF. I COULD PROBABLY GET 150 BUCKS
FOR
I COULD PROBABLY GET 150 BUCKS FOR THIS.
I
FOR THIS. I MADE MY MONEY BACK AND THEN
SOME.
ABOUT
SOME. ABOUT $35 FOR THE LAMP HERE.
WE
ABOUT $35 FOR THE LAMP HERE. WE GOT A $60 QUEEN SET
COMFORTER.
TWO
COMFORTER. TWO END TABLES, COFFEE TABLE.
PROBABLY
TWO END TABLES, COFFEE TABLE. PROBABLY ABOUT 150.
WE'VE
PROBABLY ABOUT 150. WE'VE GOT A NICE SOFA AND A
CHAIR.
$400,
CHAIR. $400, $500 FOR THAT SET.
BUT
$400, $500 FOR THAT SET. BUT OH...MY...
GOODNESS.
OH...JER-RY!
COME
OH...JER-RY! COME HERE!
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> JERRY.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> JERRY. >> STAND BACK SO I WON'T CUT
YOU.
>>
>> STAND BACK SO I WON'T CUT YOU. >> [gasps]
WHAT
YOU. >> [gasps] WHAT THE HECK?
>>
>> [gasps] WHAT THE HECK? >> MM, SWORD.
>>
WHAT THE HECK? >> MM, SWORD. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST
A
>> MM, SWORD. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST A SWORD.
THIS
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST A SWORD. THIS HAS GOT AN ADDING MACHINE
ON
A SWORD. THIS HAS GOT AN ADDING MACHINE ON IT.
I'M
THIS HAS GOT AN ADDING MACHINE ON IT. I'M NOT KIDDING.
I
ON IT. I'M NOT KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED.
I
I'M NOT KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. I CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
>>
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. I CAN FIGURE IT OUT. >> THAT'S CALLED AN ABACUS.
>>
I CAN FIGURE IT OUT. >> THAT'S CALLED AN ABACUS. >> THIS IS SO BADASS.
I
>> THAT'S CALLED AN ABACUS. >> THIS IS SO BADASS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SWORD
IS
>> THIS IS SO BADASS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SWORD IS WORTH.
WE'RE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SWORD IS WORTH. WE'RE GETTING THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, GOOD.
BUBBA
>> WELL, GOOD. BUBBA AND I SET OUT FOR A
LADIES'
>> WELL, GOOD. BUBBA AND I SET OUT FOR A LADIES' BOUDOIR AND ENDED UP
WITH
BUBBA AND I SET OUT FOR A LADIES' BOUDOIR AND ENDED UP WITH THE MAKINGS OF A MAN'S
GARAGE.
>>
WITH THE MAKINGS OF A MAN'S GARAGE. >> BUT THERE'S A WIDE VARIETY OF
STUFF
GARAGE. >> BUT THERE'S A WIDE VARIETY OF STUFF IN THERE.
THERE
>> BUT THERE'S A WIDE VARIETY OF STUFF IN THERE. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WE CAN
FIND
STUFF IN THERE. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WE CAN FIND THAT'LL APPEAL TO A LADY'S
FINER
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WE CAN FIND THAT'LL APPEAL TO A LADY'S FINER TASTE.
>>
FIND THAT'LL APPEAL TO A LADY'S FINER TASTE. >> ♪ ALL MY EXES ♪
♪
FINER TASTE. >> ♪ ALL MY EXES ♪ ♪ LIVE IN TEXAS ♪
>>
>> THEY
>> THEY DO, YEAH.
NO,
>> THEY DO, YEAH. NO, HOW MUCH SO YOU THINK
THIS
NO, HOW MUCH SO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH?
>>
THIS IS WORTH? >> I WAS GONNA SAY 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> I WAS GONNA SAY 100 BUCKS. >> THIS IS FOR YOUR GUITAR.
>>
>> THIS IS FOR YOUR GUITAR. >> THIS IS FOR YOUR GUITAR TOO.
YOUR
>> THIS IS FOR YOUR GUITAR TOO. YOUR FOOT PEDAL.
>>
YOUR FOOT PEDAL. >> [imitates guitar effects]
>>
>> [imitates guitar effects] >> YOUR FOOT PEDAL.
>>
>> YOUR FOOT PEDAL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WELL, I'D SAY THEY'RE WORTH
50
>> WELL, I'D SAY THEY'RE WORTH 50 BUCKS.
50
50 BUCKS. 50 BUCKS APIECE, SO THAT'S $100
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> 1/2-INCH IMPACT.
LOOKS
>> 1/2-INCH IMPACT. LOOKS PRETTY NEW, RIGHT?
>>
LOOKS PRETTY NEW, RIGHT? >> YEAH, 60 BUCKS.
>>
>> YEAH, 60 BUCKS. >> NICE.
THAT'S
>> NICE. THAT'S PROBABLY A $40 REEL RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> KEEP 'EM COMING.
>>
>> KEEP 'EM COMING. >> THOSE AREN'T TERRIBLE.
THAT
>> THOSE AREN'T TERRIBLE. THAT LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE SET.
PROBABLY
THAT LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE SET. PROBABLY ANOTHER 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> UH-OH,
>> UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH.
OH,
>> UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH. OH, YEAH.
ALL
OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
OH,
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. OH, YEAH.
THAT'S
OH, YEAH. THAT'S A $100 BILL RIGHT THERE.
>>
THAT'S A $100 BILL RIGHT THERE. >> WINCHESTER.
>>
>> WINCHESTER. >> THEY'RE, LIKE, 300 BUCKS.
>>
>> THEY'RE, LIKE, 300 BUCKS. >> WE GOT A COUPLE NICE, BIG
AREA
>> WE GOT A COUPLE NICE, BIG AREA RUGS.
100
AREA RUGS. 100 BUCKS APIECE.
>>
100 BUCKS APIECE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AT LEAST WE GOT SOMETHING FOR
THE
>> AT LEAST WE GOT SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES.
>>
THE LADIES. >> SURE.
HERE'S
HERE'S SOME TOOLS.
BRAND-NEW
HERE'S SOME TOOLS. BRAND-NEW CIRCULAR
GOT
GOT A
GOT A BRAND-NEW SAW.
>>
GOT A BRAND-NEW SAW. >> DO YOU KNOW THIS STORY BY
DR.
GOT A BRAND-NEW SAW. >> DO YOU KNOW THIS STORY BY DR. SEUSS?
THE
THE 500
THE 500 HATS
OF
THE 500 HATS OF BARTHOLOMEW CUBBINS.
I
OF BARTHOLOMEW CUBBINS. I NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
>>
I NEVER HEARD OF THAT. >> SO BOTH OF THESE NEW TOOLS
ARE
>> SO BOTH OF THESE NEW TOOLS ARE PROBABLY AT 40, 50 BUCKS.
>>
ARE PROBABLY AT 40, 50 BUCKS. >> THIS LOOKS PRETTY OLD,
RICKY
>> THIS LOOKS PRETTY OLD, RICKY RICH.
I'VE
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT
STORY.
>>
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT STORY. >> OKAY.
>>
STORY. >> OKAY. >> I KNOW RICKY'S NOT EXCITED
ABOUT
>> OKAY. >> I KNOW RICKY'S NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS, BUT I MEAN, I HAVE
A
>> I KNOW RICKY'S NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS, BUT I MEAN, I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT THIS BOOK.
I
I MEAN,
I MEAN, I'VE SEEN LOCKERS
WITH
WITH ROCKERS AND BOXES AND BATS.
NOW
WITH ROCKERS AND BOXES AND BATS. NOW I FOUND A BOOK
BY
WITH ROCKERS AND BOXES AND BATS. NOW I FOUND A BOOK BY DR. SEUSS ABOUT HATS?
LOOK
NOW I FOUND A BOOK BY DR. SEUSS ABOUT HATS? LOOK HOW OLD IT IS.
>>
BY DR. SEUSS ABOUT HATS? LOOK HOW OLD IT IS. >> LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT
THEN.
PUT
>> LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT THEN. PUT IT TO THE SIDE.
>>
THEN. PUT IT TO THE SIDE. >> OKAY, OKAY.
I
PUT IT TO THE SIDE. >> OKAY, OKAY. I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT
THROW
>> OKAY, OKAY. I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT THROW THIS BOOK AWAY.
WE'LL
I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT THROW THIS BOOK AWAY. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE
WHAT
THROW THIS BOOK AWAY. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT SOMEONE'LL PAY.
[playing
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT SOMEONE'LL PAY. [playing acoustic
>>
>> JERRY
>> JERRY AND I BOUGHT A GORGEOUS
FURNITURE
>> JERRY AND I BOUGHT A GORGEOUS FURNITURE UNIT THAT HAD A REALLY
COOL
>> JERRY AND I BOUGHT A GORGEOUS FURNITURE UNIT THAT HAD A REALLY COOL SWORD INSIDE.
[doorbell
FURNITURE UNIT THAT HAD A REALLY COOL SWORD INSIDE. [doorbell rings]
SO
COOL SWORD INSIDE. [doorbell rings] SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO, LIKE,
THE
[doorbell rings] SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO, LIKE, THE ULTIMATE SWORD GEEK.
BEN?
>>
THE ULTIMATE SWORD GEEK. BEN? >> YUP.
>>
BEN? >> YUP. >> I'M LESA, THIS IS JERRY.
>>
>> YUP. >> I'M LESA, THIS IS JERRY. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU.
HOW
>> I'M LESA, THIS IS JERRY. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU. HOW YOU DOING?
>>
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU. HOW YOU DOING? >> WOW, LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
>>
HOW YOU DOING? >> WOW, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. >> THIS IS MY OFFICE AND
SHOWROOM.
>>
>> THIS IS MY OFFICE AND SHOWROOM. >> THIS IS GORGEOUS.
LOOK
SHOWROOM. >> THIS IS GORGEOUS. LOOK AT ALL THEM SWORDS.
>>
>> THIS IS GORGEOUS. LOOK AT ALL THEM SWORDS. >> I THINK WE FOUND THE RIGHT
GUY.
>>
>> I THINK WE FOUND THE RIGHT GUY. >> WELL, THIS IS MY NEWEST
COLLECTION.
>>
>> WELL, THIS IS MY NEWEST COLLECTION. >> OH, THAT'S A BIT DIFFERENT.
>>
COLLECTION. >> OH, THAT'S A BIT DIFFERENT. >> IT'S GOT A CALCULATOR INSIDE.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S A BIT DIFFERENT. >> IT'S GOT A CALCULATOR INSIDE. >> A CALCULATOR?
>>
>> IT'S GOT A CALCULATOR INSIDE. >> A CALCULATOR? >> [laughs]
THAT'S
>> A CALCULATOR? >> [laughs] THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT.
>>
>> [laughs] THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. >> THIS IS AN ABACUS.
>>
THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. >> THIS IS AN ABACUS. >> TOLD YOU.
>>
>> THIS IS AN ABACUS. >> TOLD YOU. >> IT'S AN ANCIENT CALCULATOR.
WELL,
>> TOLD YOU. >> IT'S AN ANCIENT CALCULATOR. WELL, IT LOOKS TO BE WHAT THEY
CALL
>> IT'S AN ANCIENT CALCULATOR. WELL, IT LOOKS TO BE WHAT THEY CALL DAMASCUS.
IT'S
WELL, IT LOOKS TO BE WHAT THEY CALL DAMASCUS. IT'S A FOLDED STEEL.
WHAT
CALL DAMASCUS. IT'S A FOLDED STEEL. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY'LL HAMMER
OUT
IT'S A FOLDED STEEL. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY'LL HAMMER OUT THE STEEL, AND THEN THEY
FOLD
WHAT THEY DO IS THEY'LL HAMMER OUT THE STEEL, AND THEN THEY FOLD THE BILLET AND THEN THEY
HAMMER
OUT THE STEEL, AND THEN THEY FOLD THE BILLET AND THEN THEY HAMMER IT SOME MORE.
AND
FOLD THE BILLET AND THEN THEY HAMMER IT SOME MORE. AND WHAT IT DOES IS THAT
REINFORCES
HAMMER IT SOME MORE. AND WHAT IT DOES IS THAT REINFORCES THE STEEL AND MAKES
IT
AND WHAT IT DOES IS THAT REINFORCES THE STEEL AND MAKES IT STRONGER.
THE
REINFORCES THE STEEL AND MAKES IT STRONGER. THE HANDLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
RAY
IT STRONGER. THE HANDLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RAY SKIN FROM THE UNDERBELLY OF
A,
THE HANDLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RAY SKIN FROM THE UNDERBELLY OF A, LIKE, MANTA RAYS...
>>
RAY SKIN FROM THE UNDERBELLY OF A, LIKE, MANTA RAYS... >> MM-HMM.
>>
A, LIKE, MANTA RAYS... >> MM-HMM. >> BUT THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE
SNAKE
>> MM-HMM. >> BUT THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE SNAKE SKIN.
>>
>> BUT THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE SNAKE SKIN. >> IS THAT MORE VALUABLE?
>>
SNAKE SKIN. >> IS THAT MORE VALUABLE? >> UH, NO.
IT'S
>> IS THAT MORE VALUABLE? >> UH, NO. IT'S MADE IN CHINA, AND THEN THE
ABACUS
>> UH, NO. IT'S MADE IN CHINA, AND THEN THE ABACUS BUILT INTO IT TAKES AWAY
THE
IT'S MADE IN CHINA, AND THEN THE ABACUS BUILT INTO IT TAKES AWAY THE INTEGRITY AS A SWORD.
BUT
BUT ON
BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU KNOW,
YOU
BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD PROBABLY BRING IN
ABOUT
YOU COULD PROBABLY BRING IN ABOUT $300, $350.
>>
ABOUT $300, $350. >> EVEN WITH THE CALCULATOR?
>>
>> EVEN WITH THE CALCULATOR? >> MAINLY BECAUSE OF THAT.
IT'S
>> MAINLY BECAUSE OF THAT. IT'S A DECORATIVE PIECE.
IT
IT WAS
IT WAS PROBABLY JUST HANGING IN
SOMEBODY'S
IT WAS PROBABLY JUST HANGING IN SOMEBODY'S BEDROOM.
>>
IT WAS PROBABLY JUST HANGING IN SOMEBODY'S BEDROOM. >> SO WHAT WOULD THEY BE USING
THE
SOMEBODY'S BEDROOM. >> SO WHAT WOULD THEY BE USING THE CALCULATOR FOR?
>>
>> SO WHAT WOULD THEY BE USING THE CALCULATOR FOR? >> WELL, THE ABACUS PREDATES
NOTCHES
THE CALCULATOR FOR? >> WELL, THE ABACUS PREDATES NOTCHES ON THE BEDPOST.
>>
>> WELL, THE ABACUS PREDATES NOTCHES ON THE BEDPOST. >> WHAT?
[laughter]
>>
>> WHAT? [laughter] >> MY KIND OF SWORD.
>>
[laughter] >> MY KIND OF SWORD. >> WELL, THE SWORD DIDN'T CUT
IT,
>> MY KIND OF SWORD. >> WELL, THE SWORD DIDN'T CUT IT, BUT IT WAS STILL A GREAT
UNIT,
>> WELL, THE SWORD DIDN'T CUT IT, BUT IT WAS STILL A GREAT UNIT, BITCHES.
[groaning]
IT, BUT IT WAS STILL A GREAT UNIT, BITCHES. [groaning] OH...
>>
UNIT, BITCHES. [groaning] OH... >> OH,
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND WHAT I THINK IS
A
>> I FOUND WHAT I THINK IS A T-SHIRT LAUNCHER.
>>
>> I FOUND WHAT I THINK IS A T-SHIRT LAUNCHER. >> HEY, MAN.
>>
A T-SHIRT LAUNCHER. >> HEY, MAN. >> SO I'M TAKING THIS TO MY
FRIEND,
>> HEY, MAN. >> SO I'M TAKING THIS TO MY FRIEND, JIM.
HE
>> SO I'M TAKING THIS TO MY FRIEND, JIM. HE WORKS FOR THE DALLAS
MAVERICKS,
FRIEND, JIM. HE WORKS FOR THE DALLAS MAVERICKS, AND HE USES THESE
KIND
HE WORKS FOR THE DALLAS MAVERICKS, AND HE USES THESE KIND OF GUNS ALL THE TIME.
>>
MAVERICKS, AND HE USES THESE KIND OF GUNS ALL THE TIME. >> LET'S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE
COURT
KIND OF GUNS ALL THE TIME. >> LET'S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE COURT AND SEE WHAT WE GOT.
>>
>> LET'S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE COURT AND SEE WHAT WE GOT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
COURT AND SEE WHAT WE GOT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I'VE GOT SOMEBODY DOWN HERE
THAT
>> ALL RIGHT. >> I'VE GOT SOMEBODY DOWN HERE THAT CAN DEFINITELY HELP YOU
TAKE
>> I'VE GOT SOMEBODY DOWN HERE THAT CAN DEFINITELY HELP YOU TAKE A LOOK AT
HEY,
HEY, MAVS
HEY, MAVS MAN, MEET VIC.
>>
HEY, MAVS MAN, MEET VIC. >> HEY, MAN, THAT WAS TOTALLY
AWESOME.
LET
>> HEY, MAN, THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT OVER
HERE,
AWESOME. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT OVER HERE, MAN.
>>
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT OVER HERE, MAN. >> WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE IS A
WIND
HERE, MAN. >> WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE IS A WIND DEMON.
YOU'LL
>> WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE IS A WIND DEMON. YOU'LL FILL UP WITH A, UH, AIR
COMPRESSOR,
WIND DEMON. YOU'LL FILL UP WITH A, UH, AIR COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A
SINGLE,
YOU'LL FILL UP WITH A, UH, AIR COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT.
UH,
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. UH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE ONE THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A , WE ACTUALLY HAVE ONE THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A LITTLE TUALLY HAVE ONE THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A LITTLE BIT LY HAVE ONE THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A LITTLE BIT BIGGER ONE THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN THAT'S
COMPRESSOR, AND IT'S JUST A SINGLE, ONE-TIME SHOT. A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN THIS'S
ONE.
WE'LL
A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN THIS'S ONE. WE'LL TAKE IT AND TEST IT AND
SEE
ONE. WE'LL TAKE IT AND TEST IT AND SEE WHAT YOURS DOES AGAINST THIS
ONE.
>>
SEE WHAT YOURS DOES AGAINST THIS ONE. >> ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR
SCHWARTZ
ONE. >> ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR SCHWARTZ IS BIGGER THAN MINE?
>>
>> ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR SCHWARTZ IS BIGGER THAN MINE? >> [laughs] JUST A HAIR.
>>
SCHWARTZ IS BIGGER THAN MINE? >> [laughs] JUST A HAIR. >> OKAY.
GO
>> [laughs] JUST A HAIR. >> OKAY. GO AHEAD.
GO
>> OKAY. GO AHEAD. GO GET ME YOUR BIG GUN.
>>
GO AHEAD. GO GET ME YOUR BIG GUN. >> YOU'VE SEEN CROCODILE DUNDEE,
WHERE
GO GET ME YOUR BIG GUN. >> YOU'VE SEEN CROCODILE DUNDEE, WHERE THEY SAY, "THAT'S NOT
A
>> YOU'VE SEEN CROCODILE DUNDEE, WHERE THEY SAY, "THAT'S NOT A KNIFE"?
>>
WHERE THEY SAY, "THAT'S NOT A KNIFE"? >> AW, MAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING
ME,
A KNIFE"? >> AW, MAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, MAN.
THAT'S
>> AW, MAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, MAN. THAT'S NOT A GUN, THAT'S A GUN.
WHAT
ME, MAN. THAT'S NOT A GUN, THAT'S A GUN. WHAT IS THAT?
>>
THAT'S NOT A GUN, THAT'S A GUN. WHAT IS THAT? >> THERE'S A LITTLE SIZE
DIFFERENCE
WHAT IS THAT? >> THERE'S A LITTLE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.
OURS
>> THERE'S A LITTLE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. OURS IS DEFINITELY CUSTOM MADE.
>>
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. OURS IS DEFINITELY CUSTOM MADE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
OURS IS DEFINITELY CUSTOM MADE. >> OH, YEAH. >> AND THEN WE ALSO HAVE
MULTI-SHOT
>> OH, YEAH. >> AND THEN WE ALSO HAVE MULTI-SHOT CANISTERS SO THAT WE
CAN
>> AND THEN WE ALSO HAVE MULTI-SHOT CANISTERS SO THAT WE CAN DO 10, 15, 20 SHOTS WHILE
WE'RE
MULTI-SHOT CANISTERS SO THAT WE CAN DO 10, 15, 20 SHOTS WHILE WE'RE OUT THERE.
>>
CAN DO 10, 15, 20 SHOTS WHILE WE'RE OUT THERE. >> MUST'VE COST A PRETTY PENNY.
>>
WE'RE OUT THERE. >> MUST'VE COST A PRETTY PENNY. >> THIS IS RIGHT AROUND $3,000,
$3,500
>> MUST'VE COST A PRETTY PENNY. >> THIS IS RIGHT AROUND $3,000, $3,500 RANGE.
>>
>> THIS IS RIGHT AROUND $3,000, $3,500 RANGE. >> WOW.
>>
$3,500 RANGE. >> WOW. >> BUT I WILL HAVE TO LET YOU
KNOW,
>> WOW. >> BUT I WILL HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, THE WIND DEMON IS A LITTLE
MORE
>> BUT I WILL HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, THE WIND DEMON IS A LITTLE MORE MASS PRODUCED.
WHAT
WHAT YOU
WHAT YOU HAVE, IF IT WORKS, IS
PROBABLY
WHAT YOU HAVE, IF IT WORKS, IS PROBABLY WORTH MORE IN THE $200
TO
PROBABLY WORTH MORE IN THE $200 TO $250 RANGE.
>>
TO $250 RANGE. >> UGH, NOT--NOT REALLY QUITE
WHAT
>> UGH, NOT--NOT REALLY QUITE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO HEAR,
WITH
WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO HEAR, WITH THIS AT $3,500.
>>
>> BUT
>> BUT IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE.
>>
>> BUT IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE. >> IT'S STILL IN GOOD SHAPE.
>>
>> BUT IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE. >> IT'S STILL IN GOOD SHAPE. >> WE JUST GOTTA KNOW IF IT
>>
>> MY
>> MY GUN'S GONNA SHOOT JUST AS
FAR
>> MY GUN'S GONNA SHOOT JUST AS FAR AS YOURS, EVEN THOUGH YOURS
IS
>> MY GUN'S GONNA SHOOT JUST AS FAR AS YOURS, EVEN THOUGH YOURS IS BIGGER AND MORE EXPENSIVE.
[heavy
[heavy pops]
SWEET
[heavy pops] SWEET CORN!
THIRD
[heavy pops] SWEET CORN! THIRD TIER, BABY.
YOU
SWEET CORN! THIRD TIER, BABY. YOU SEE, MEN?
BIGGER
THIRD TIER, BABY. YOU SEE, MEN? BIGGER ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER.
SO
YOU SEE, MEN? BIGGER ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WE
BIGGER ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WE COME BACK HERE, MAYBE WHEN
THERE'S
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WE COME BACK HERE, MAYBE WHEN THERE'S A GAME GOING ON, AND WE
SHOOT
WE COME BACK HERE, MAYBE WHEN THERE'S A GAME GOING ON, AND WE SHOOT THESE OFF?
WHAT
THERE'S A GAME GOING ON, AND WE SHOOT THESE OFF? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA MADE A BIG FUSS ABOUT
SOME
>> BUBBA MADE A BIG FUSS ABOUT SOME KIDDIE STORY ABOUT HATS.
I
I THINK
I THINK I
I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT
I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT HATS.
>>
I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT HATS. >> THIS IS THE PLACE.
>>
ABOUT HATS. >> THIS IS THE PLACE. >> YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT.
>>
>> THIS IS THE PLACE. >> YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. >> SO RICKY AND I
FOUND
>> YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. >> SO RICKY AND I FOUND THIS GUY ON THE FLY
TO
>> SO RICKY AND I FOUND THIS GUY ON THE FLY TO TELL US ITS WORTH.
JUST
FOUND THIS GUY ON THE FLY TO TELL US ITS WORTH. JUST DON'T MAKE US CRY.
>>
TO TELL US ITS WORTH. JUST DON'T MAKE US CRY. >> WELL, GOOD MORNING.
>>
JUST DON'T MAKE US CRY. >> WELL, GOOD MORNING. >> MORNING.
>>
>> WELL, GOOD MORNING. >> MORNING. >> WELCOME TO THE BOOK GALLERY.
>>
>> MORNING. >> WELCOME TO THE BOOK GALLERY. >> I'M BUBBA, THIS IS RICKY.
WE
>> WELCOME TO THE BOOK GALLERY. >> I'M BUBBA, THIS IS RICKY. WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE BOOK WE
HAVE.
>>
WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE BOOK WE HAVE. >> YEAH, YOU BETCHA.
>>
HAVE. >> YEAH, YOU BETCHA. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> YEAH, YOU BETCHA. >> ALL RIGHT. >> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT. >> WELL, THIS IS A FINE, FINE
COPY.
HE
>> WELL, THIS IS A FINE, FINE COPY. HE WROTE THIS IN 1938.
500
COPY. HE WROTE THIS IN 1938. 500 HATS.
OKAY,
HE WROTE THIS IN 1938. 500 HATS. OKAY, THERE'S DAMAGE HERE AT
THE
500 HATS. OKAY, THERE'S DAMAGE HERE AT THE TOP OF THE--OF THE PAGE ON
THIS
OKAY, THERE'S DAMAGE HERE AT THE TOP OF THE--OF THE PAGE ON THIS FIRST PAGE, AND--
>>
THE TOP OF THE--OF THE PAGE ON THIS FIRST PAGE, AND-- >> BUT IT IS A GOOD FIND?
>>
THIS FIRST PAGE, AND-- >> BUT IT IS A GOOD FIND? >> IT'S A RARE BOOK BECAUSE IT'S
HIS
>> BUT IT IS A GOOD FIND? >> IT'S A RARE BOOK BECAUSE IT'S HIS SECOND BOOK AND THEY DIDN'T
PRINT
>> IT'S A RARE BOOK BECAUSE IT'S HIS SECOND BOOK AND THEY DIDN'T PRINT VERY MANY OF THEM.
>>
HIS SECOND BOOK AND THEY DIDN'T PRINT VERY MANY OF THEM. >> OKAY.
>>
PRINT VERY MANY OF THEM. >> OKAY. >> IT WAS LESS THAN 5,000.
I
>> OKAY. >> IT WAS LESS THAN 5,000. I GUARANTEE YA.
IN
>> IT WAS LESS THAN 5,000. I GUARANTEE YA. IN 80 YEARS, 4,000 OF THOSE ARE
GONE.
KIDS
IN 80 YEARS, 4,000 OF THOSE ARE GONE. KIDS DO TEAR 'EM UP ,THEY THROW
'EM
GONE. KIDS DO TEAR 'EM UP ,THEY THROW 'EM AWAY.
SO
KIDS DO TEAR 'EM UP ,THEY THROW 'EM AWAY. SO IF YOU FIND ONE THAT COMES
THROUGH
'EM AWAY. SO IF YOU FIND ONE THAT COMES THROUGH LIKE THIS, IT'S GONNA BE
WORTH
SO IF YOU FIND ONE THAT COMES THROUGH LIKE THIS, IT'S GONNA BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
THIS
THROUGH LIKE THIS, IT'S GONNA BE WORTH SOME MONEY. THIS IS A BEAUTY.
YOU
WORTH SOME MONEY. THIS IS A BEAUTY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS
THIS IS A BEAUTY. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS COULD BE A FIRST EDITION.
YOU
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS COULD BE A FIRST EDITION. YOU CAN TELL IF ONE'S A FIRST
EDITION
THIS COULD BE A FIRST EDITION. YOU CAN TELL IF ONE'S A FIRST EDITION IF THE HATS GO FROM
LARGE
YOU CAN TELL IF ONE'S A FIRST EDITION IF THE HATS GO FROM LARGE HATS TO SMALL HATS.
IT'S
EDITION IF THE HATS GO FROM LARGE HATS TO SMALL HATS. IT'S JUST LIKE GOING HERE TO THE
COPYRIGHT
LARGE HATS TO SMALL HATS. IT'S JUST LIKE GOING HERE TO THE COPYRIGHT OF 1938.
THIRD
IT'S JUST LIKE GOING HERE TO THE COPYRIGHT OF 1938. THIRD WAY YOU TELL IS THERE ARE
47
COPYRIGHT OF 1938. THIRD WAY YOU TELL IS THERE ARE 47 PAGES IN THE FIRST EDITION.
THERE
THIRD WAY YOU TELL IS THERE ARE 47 PAGES IN THE FIRST EDITION. THERE ARE 47 PAGES IN THIS ONE.
>>
47 PAGES IN THE FIRST EDITION. THERE ARE 47 PAGES IN THIS ONE. >> [whistles]
>>
THERE ARE 47 PAGES IN THIS ONE. >> [whistles] >> IT'S A FIRST EDITION?
THAT'S
>> [whistles] >> IT'S A FIRST EDITION? THAT'S PRETTY BITCHIN'.
SO,
SO, IN
SO, IN THE CONDITION THIS ONE'S
IN,
SO, IN THE CONDITION THIS ONE'S IN, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> $800.
>>
>> $800. >> THAT'S--THAT'S AMAZING.
>>
>> THAT'S--THAT'S AMAZING. >> CHA-CHING.
>>
>> 800
>> 800 BUCKS.
I'M
>> 800 BUCKS. I'M VERY HAP.
>>
>> 800 BUCKS. I'M VERY HAP. >> I'M REAL HAPPY.
>>
I'M VERY HAP. >> I'M REAL HAPPY. >> I'M...YEAH.
>>
>> I'M REAL HAPPY. >> I'M...YEAH. >> HOLY COW.
SO
>> I'M...YEAH. >> HOLY COW. SO I WAS RIGHT
AND
>> HOLY COW. SO I WAS RIGHT AND RICKY WAS WRONG,
BUT
SO I WAS RIGHT AND RICKY WAS WRONG, BUT HE'LL TRY TO DENY IT
AS
AND RICKY WAS WRONG, BUT HE'LL TRY TO DENY IT AS THE DAY IS LONG.
'CAUSE
BUT HE'LL TRY TO DENY IT AS THE DAY IS LONG. 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW HE IS.
I
AS THE DAY IS LONG. 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW HE IS. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S
'CAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW HE IS. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S STUBBORN.
DOESN'T
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S STUBBORN. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET OUT
OF
HE'S STUBBORN. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF SEUSSLAND.
BUT
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF SEUSSLAND. BUT I DO.
[snaps
OF SEUSSLAND. BUT I DO. [snaps fingers]
AH,
BUT I DO. [snaps fingers] AH, HOME AGAIN.
I
[snaps fingers] AH, HOME AGAIN. I WANT TO GO BACK.
[snaps
AH, HOME AGAIN. I WANT TO GO BACK. [snaps fingers]
[chuckles]
>>
[snaps fingers] [chuckles] >> narrator: THE LAKE HIGHLANDS
HOT
[chuckles] >> narrator: THE LAKE HIGHLANDS HOT SHOT WAS LESA LEWIS, WHO
SLAYED
>> narrator: THE LAKE HIGHLANDS HOT SHOT WAS LESA LEWIS, WHO SLAYED THE COMPETITION WITH
A
HOT SHOT WAS LESA LEWIS, WHO SLAYED THE COMPETITION WITH A PROFIT OF $1,330.
RICKY
SLAYED THE COMPETITION WITH A PROFIT OF $1,330. RICKY AND BUBBA'S FIRST-EDITION
DR.
A PROFIT OF $1,330. RICKY AND BUBBA'S FIRST-EDITION DR. SEUSS SERVED THEM $1,175
GREENBACKS
RICKY AND BUBBA'S FIRST-EDITION DR. SEUSS SERVED THEM $1,175 GREENBACKS AND HAM.
VICTOR
DR. SEUSS SERVED THEM $1,175 GREENBACKS AND HAM. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S T-SHIRT GUN
DELIVERED
GREENBACKS AND HAM. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S T-SHIRT GUN DELIVERED A PAYLOAD OF $250.
WHILE
WHILE MARY, MOE, AND JENNY
STEPPED
WHILE MARY, MOE, AND JENNY STEPPED TO THE PLATE AGAINST
LESA
STEPPED TO THE PLATE AGAINST LESA AND STRUCK OUT IN ORDER.
>>
LESA AND STRUCK OUT IN ORDER. >> SO LESA AND JERRY
AND
>> SO LESA AND JERRY AND JENNY AND VICTOR
LOST
AND JENNY AND VICTOR LOST AT THE AUCTION
AND
LOST AT THE AUCTION AND THEY CAN KISS MY SPHINCTER.
HEY,
AND THEY CAN KISS MY SPHINCTER. HEY, BUBBA, YOU DON'T THINK
I
HEY, BUBBA, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN'T GET OUT OF SEUSSLAND?
WATCH
I CAN'T GET OUT OF SEUSSLAND? WATCH THIS.
[snaps
WATCH THIS. [snaps fingers]