>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> THAT'S THE PRIZE.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> THAT'S THE PRIZE. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> YEAH.
>>
AUCTION. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> YEAH. >> RIGHT HERE! >> YEAH!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
[laughter]
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... [laughter] >> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD.
>>
[laughter] >> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. >> I LOVE THIS CITY.
>>
>> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. >> I LOVE THIS CITY. >> ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING
TO
>> I LOVE THIS CITY. >> ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO OUR TURF.
WE
>> ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO OUR TURF. WE GOTTA GET UGLY SO THESE
PEOPLE
TO OUR TURF. WE GOTTA GET UGLY SO THESE PEOPLE DON'T COME BACK.
HEY,
WE GOTTA GET UGLY SO THESE PEOPLE DON'T COME BACK. HEY, MOE.
>>
PEOPLE DON'T COME BACK. HEY, MOE. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID
ME
HEY, MOE. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID ME UP, [bleep]HEAD.
>>
>> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID ME UP, [bleep]HEAD. >> MOE IS APPARENTLY HOARDING
A
ME UP, [bleep]HEAD. >> MOE IS APPARENTLY HOARDING A LOT OF HIS ANGER.
>>
>> MOE IS APPARENTLY HOARDING A LOT OF HIS ANGER. >> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO.
>>
A LOT OF HIS ANGER. >> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO. >> GOOD LORD!
LOOKY
>> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO. >> GOOD LORD! LOOKY HERE!
>>
>> GOOD LORD! LOOKY HERE! >> THERE IS ONE PERSON I KNOW
THAT
LOOKY HERE! >> THERE IS ONE PERSON I KNOW THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS KINDA
STUFF.
>>
THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF. >> I DON'T WANNA BRING THIS
THING
STUFF. >> I DON'T WANNA BRING THIS THING TO MY MAMA.
>>
>> I DON'T WANNA BRING THIS THING TO MY MAMA. >> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK
AT
THING TO MY MAMA. >> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS.
WELL,
>> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS. WELL, HELLO, DARLIN'.
>>
AT THIS. WELL, HELLO, DARLIN'. >> YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A
WORSE
WELL, HELLO, DARLIN'. >> YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A WORSE TIME TO COME IN.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
[country rock music] ♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. >> IT'S FABULOUS. >> all: OH!
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT
WE
>> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
WE FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> WHOA! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> WHOA! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE BACK IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.
THEY
>> WE'RE BACK IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. THEY GOT THAT BLUE HAIR GOING
ON
>> WE'RE BACK IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. THEY GOT THAT BLUE HAIR GOING ON AND UNUSUAL TATS.
AND
AND WHEN
AND WHEN I THINK BLUE HAIR,
I
AND WHEN I THINK BLUE HAIR, I THINK OF GRANDMA, YOU KNOW?
BUT--
[laughs]
AIN'T
BUT-- [laughs] AIN'T NO TELLIN' WHAT KIND OF
CRAZY
[laughs] AIN'T NO TELLIN' WHAT KIND OF CRAZY LOCKERS WE'RE GONNA FIND
TODAY.
>>
CRAZY LOCKERS WE'RE GONNA FIND TODAY. >> I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, 'CAUSE
WE'RE
TODAY. >> I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, 'CAUSE WE'RE ALREADY 400 BUCKS IN THE
HOLE.
WE
WE'RE ALREADY 400 BUCKS IN THE HOLE. WE HAVE NOTHING IN THE TRUCK.
>>
HOLE. WE HAVE NOTHING IN THE TRUCK. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME!
>>
>> I
>> I CAME
>> I CAME TO AUSTIN TO FIND
BIZARRE
>> I CAME TO AUSTIN TO FIND BIZARRE STUFF FOR MY SHOP, BUT
WE
>> I CAME TO AUSTIN TO FIND BIZARRE STUFF FOR MY SHOP, BUT WE HAVE NOT BEEN DOING THAT WELL
THIS
BIZARRE STUFF FOR MY SHOP, BUT WE HAVE NOT BEEN DOING THAT WELL THIS WEEK.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA GET A LOCKER TODAY.
THAT'S
WE'RE GONNA GET A LOCKER TODAY. THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA GET A LOCKER TODAY. THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET CRAFTY
OR
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET CRAFTY OR SOMETHING.
>>
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET CRAFTY OR SOMETHING. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
OR SOMETHING. >> OH, MY GOD. >> THIS IS A CURB CHECK, MOE.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> THIS IS A CURB CHECK, MOE. >> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA,
THEY
>> THIS IS A CURB CHECK, MOE. >> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA, THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE STATE,
INVADING
>> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA, THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE STATE, INVADING MY TURF.
I'M
THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE STATE, INVADING MY TURF. I'M HERE JUST TO REPAY THE
FAVOR.
I'M
I'M FAR
I'M FAR AWAY FROM HOME, I DON'T
HAVE
I'M FAR AWAY FROM HOME, I DON'T HAVE MY NORMAL CONTACTS DOWN
HERE.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE PRETTY
INVENTIVE.
>>
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE PRETTY INVENTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU KNOW THE
PLAN,
INVENTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU KNOW THE PLAN, RIGHT?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU KNOW THE PLAN, RIGHT? >> MM-HMM.
>>
PLAN, RIGHT? >> MM-HMM. >> IF IT'S THERE, BUY IT.
ALL
>> MM-HMM. >> IF IT'S THERE, BUY IT. ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING
TO
>> IF IT'S THERE, BUY IT. ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO OUR TURF.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR BREAD
AND
THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER.
I'M
THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER. I'M TELLING RICKY, WE GOTTA GET
UGLY
AND BUTTER. I'M TELLING RICKY, WE GOTTA GET UGLY WITH THEM.
I
I'M TELLING RICKY, WE GOTTA GET UGLY WITH THEM. I MEAN, I GOTTA GET HIM MEAN,
MEAN,
UGLY WITH THEM. I MEAN, I GOTTA GET HIM MEAN, MEAN, MEAN, SO THESE PEOPLE
DON'T
I MEAN, I GOTTA GET HIM MEAN, MEAN, MEAN, SO THESE PEOPLE DON'T COME BACK.
>>
MEAN, MEAN, SO THESE PEOPLE DON'T COME BACK. >> BUBBA TELLS ME WE GOTTA GET
ROUGH
DON'T COME BACK. >> BUBBA TELLS ME WE GOTTA GET ROUGH WITH 'EM, SO WE'RE GONNA
BE
>> BUBBA TELLS ME WE GOTTA GET ROUGH WITH 'EM, SO WE'RE GONNA BE MEAN.
REAL
REAL MEAN.
>>
REAL MEAN. >> SO, I'M HEADED TO ANOTHER
AUCTION
REAL MEAN. >> SO, I'M HEADED TO ANOTHER AUCTION HERE IN AUSTIN, AND I'M
STILL
>> SO, I'M HEADED TO ANOTHER AUCTION HERE IN AUSTIN, AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THOSE UNUSUAL,
COOL
AUCTION HERE IN AUSTIN, AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THOSE UNUSUAL, COOL THINGS.
THE
STILL LOOKING FOR THOSE UNUSUAL, COOL THINGS. THE OTHER DAY, RICKY AND BUBBA
OUTBID
COOL THINGS. THE OTHER DAY, RICKY AND BUBBA OUTBID ME ON MY DREAM LOCKER.
>>
THE OTHER DAY, RICKY AND BUBBA OUTBID ME ON MY DREAM LOCKER. >> YEAH!
>>
OUTBID ME ON MY DREAM LOCKER. >> YEAH! >> I SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE A TARGET
ON
>> IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE A TARGET ON ME.
AND
AND QUITE
AND QUITE FRANKLY, I'M NOT GONNA
PUT
AND QUITE FRANKLY, I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT.
>>
AND QUITE FRANKLY, I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT. >> WHAT'S WRONG?
>>
PUT UP WITH IT. >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> YOU THOUGHT YOU SCARED ME
OFF,
>> WHAT'S WRONG? >> YOU THOUGHT YOU SCARED ME OFF, HUH?
YOU
>> YOU THOUGHT YOU SCARED ME OFF, HUH? YOU JUST WANTED ME TO GO HOME.
THAT'S
OFF, HUH? YOU JUST WANTED ME TO GO HOME. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE.
>>
YOU JUST WANTED ME TO GO HOME. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. >> SO, IF YOU GET ONE, YOU'LL
GO
THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. >> SO, IF YOU GET ONE, YOU'LL GO HOME?
ALL
>> SO, IF YOU GET ONE, YOU'LL GO HOME? ALL RIGHT, WE'LL "LET YOU GET
ONE"
GO HOME? ALL RIGHT, WE'LL "LET YOU GET ONE" TODAY.
AFTER
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL "LET YOU GET ONE" TODAY. AFTER YOU "PAY TOO MUCH FOR IT"
TODAY.
>>
AFTER YOU "PAY TOO MUCH FOR IT" TODAY. >> HMM HMM.
>>
TODAY. >> HMM HMM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> HMM HMM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
GONNA
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, GONNA OPEN THE DOORS.
YOU'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, GONNA OPEN THE DOORS. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
GONNA OPEN THE DOORS. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE.
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE. NO KICKING THE BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE. NO KICKING THE BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S
>>
>> COUCH
>> COUCH RIGHT THERE, ISN'T
THERE?
>>
>> COUCH RIGHT THERE, ISN'T THERE? >> YEAH, IT'S A GOOD COLOR.
THERE'S
THERE? >> YEAH, IT'S A GOOD COLOR. THERE'S PRETTY GOOD LITTLE TOYS
RIGHT
>> YEAH, IT'S A GOOD COLOR. THERE'S PRETTY GOOD LITTLE TOYS RIGHT HERE TOO.
EXPENSIVE
THERE'S PRETTY GOOD LITTLE TOYS RIGHT HERE TOO. EXPENSIVE TOYS MEANS THIS
FAMILY
RIGHT HERE TOO. EXPENSIVE TOYS MEANS THIS FAMILY HAD SOME SERIOUS MONEY.
SNOT-NOSED,
EXPENSIVE TOYS MEANS THIS FAMILY HAD SOME SERIOUS MONEY. SNOT-NOSED, GLUE-EATING LITTLE
FART
FAMILY HAD SOME SERIOUS MONEY. SNOT-NOSED, GLUE-EATING LITTLE FART HAD EVERYTHING.
>>
SNOT-NOSED, GLUE-EATING LITTLE FART HAD EVERYTHING. >> WELL, THERE'S ONE PIECE.
THAT'S
FART HAD EVERYTHING. >> WELL, THERE'S ONE PIECE. THAT'S PRETTY CUTE.
THIS
>> WELL, THERE'S ONE PIECE. THAT'S PRETTY CUTE. THIS LOCKER LOOKS LIKE THERE'S
SOME
THAT'S PRETTY CUTE. THIS LOCKER LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME HIDDEN GEMS.
THIS
THIS LOCKER LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME HIDDEN GEMS. THIS PIECE WOULD GO FOR A TON OF
MONEY
SOME HIDDEN GEMS. THIS PIECE WOULD GO FOR A TON OF MONEY IN MY STORE.
>>
THIS PIECE WOULD GO FOR A TON OF MONEY IN MY STORE. >> THAT'S A NICE OLD DJ LIGHT
THERE.
THEY
>> THAT'S A NICE OLD DJ LIGHT THERE. THEY DON'T BRING TERRIBLY MUCH.
BUT
THERE. THEY DON'T BRING TERRIBLY MUCH. BUT IF THE LOCKER GOES CHEAP,
I'LL
THEY DON'T BRING TERRIBLY MUCH. BUT IF THE LOCKER GOES CHEAP, I'LL PICK IT UP.
I'M
BUT IF THE LOCKER GOES CHEAP, I'LL PICK IT UP. I'M HERE ALREADY.
>>
I'LL PICK IT UP. I'M HERE ALREADY. >> THERE'S AN EXPENSIVE CAMERA
IN
I'M HERE ALREADY. >> THERE'S AN EXPENSIVE CAMERA IN THERE.
HIGH-END
>> THERE'S AN EXPENSIVE CAMERA IN THERE. HIGH-END STUFF IN HERE.
ALL
IN THERE. HIGH-END STUFF IN HERE. ALL RIGHT.
GAME
HIGH-END STUFF IN HERE. ALL RIGHT. GAME FACE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
I
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100. I HAVE 100 IN THE BACK.
NOW
GENTLEMEN, 100. I HAVE 100 IN THE BACK. NOW 200, NOW 200, NOW 300.
NOW
I HAVE 100 IN THE BACK. NOW 200, NOW 200, NOW 300. NOW 400. WANNA GIVE 400?
400,
NOW 200, NOW 200, NOW 300. NOW 400. WANNA GIVE 400? 400, NOW 500 THERE.
600!
NOW 400. WANNA GIVE 400? 400, NOW 500 THERE. 600! NOW 700! NOW 800!
>>
400, NOW 500 THERE. 600! NOW 700! NOW 800! >> YEAH!
>>
600! NOW 700! NOW 800! >> YEAH! >> 800. 800 THERE.
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800. 800 THERE. >> YOU SHOW 'EM, RICKY.
THAT'S
>> 800. 800 THERE. >> YOU SHOW 'EM, RICKY. THAT'S HOW YOU GET TOUGH.
>>
>> YOU SHOW 'EM, RICKY. THAT'S HOW YOU GET TOUGH. >> 900, 900, 900. 1,000!
>>
THAT'S HOW YOU GET TOUGH. >> 900, 900, 900. 1,000! >> YEAH!
>>
>> 900, 900, 900. 1,000! >> YEAH! >> 1,000 COMING FORWARD.
NOW
>> YEAH! >> 1,000 COMING FORWARD. NOW 1,100.
NOW
>> 1,000 COMING FORWARD. NOW 1,100. NOW 1,200. WANNA GIVE 1,200?
>>
NOW 1,100. NOW 1,200. WANNA GIVE 1,200? >> YEAH!
>>
NOW 1,200. WANNA GIVE 1,200? >> YEAH! >> 1,200.
NOW
>> YEAH! >> 1,200. NOW PEOPLE, WE'RE AT 1,300.
>>
>> 1,200. NOW PEOPLE, WE'RE AT 1,300. >> WHEN THERE IS MONEY LIKE THIS
TO
NOW PEOPLE, WE'RE AT 1,300. >> WHEN THERE IS MONEY LIKE THIS TO BE MADE, THERE'S NO WAY I'M
HANGING
>> WHEN THERE IS MONEY LIKE THIS TO BE MADE, THERE'S NO WAY I'M HANGING BACK.
>>
TO BE MADE, THERE'S NO WAY I'M HANGING BACK. >> YEAH!
>>
HANGING BACK. >> YEAH! >> NOW, 1,500.
NOW
>> YEAH! >> NOW, 1,500. NOW 1,500, 1,500, 1,500.
NOW
>> NOW, 1,500. NOW 1,500, 1,500, 1,500. NOW 1,600.
>>
NOW 1,500, 1,500, 1,500. NOW 1,600. >> NO!
>>
NOW 1,600. >> NO! >> 1,600. WANNA GIVE 1,600?
HE'S
>> NO! >> 1,600. WANNA GIVE 1,600? HE'S WALKING AWAY. 1,600.
I'D
>> 1,600. WANNA GIVE 1,600? HE'S WALKING AWAY. 1,600. I'D COME BACK IF I WERE YOU.
NOW
HE'S WALKING AWAY. 1,600. I'D COME BACK IF I WERE YOU. NOW 1,700.
>>
I'D COME BACK IF I WERE YOU. NOW 1,700. >> YEAH!
>>
NOW 1,700. >> YEAH! >> I GOT HIM! NOW 1,800.
1,800,
>> YEAH! >> I GOT HIM! NOW 1,800. 1,800, 1,800, 1,800.
1,800.
>> I GOT HIM! NOW 1,800. 1,800, 1,800, 1,800. 1,800. NOW 1,900.
WANNA
1,800, 1,800, 1,800. 1,800. NOW 1,900. WANNA GIVE 1,900?
>>
1,800. NOW 1,900. WANNA GIVE 1,900? >> YEAH!
>>
WANNA GIVE 1,900? >> YEAH! >> 1,900. NOW $2,000.
WE
>> YEAH! >> 1,900. NOW $2,000. WE GOTTA MAKE A UNIT 2,000.
2,001!
>>
WE GOTTA MAKE A UNIT 2,000. 2,001! >> YEAH!
>>
2,001! >> YEAH! >> 2,100.
AND
>> YEAH! >> 2,100. AND TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO.
WANNA
>> 2,100. AND TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO. WANNA GIVE 2,200?
2,200
AND TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO, TWO. WANNA GIVE 2,200? 2,200 GOING ONCE.
>>
WANNA GIVE 2,200? 2,200 GOING ONCE. >> 2,150.
>>
2,200 GOING ONCE. >> 2,150. >> 2,150.
>>
>> 2,150. >> 2,150. >> 2,175.
>>
>> 2,150. >> 2,175. >> 2,175.
WE
>> 2,175. >> 2,175. WE GIVE IT--YES, 2,200.
CAN
>> 2,175. WE GIVE IT--YES, 2,200. CAN I HAVE 2,250?
WOULD
WE GIVE IT--YES, 2,200. CAN I HAVE 2,250? WOULD YOU GIVE 22--
>>
CAN I HAVE 2,250? WOULD YOU GIVE 22-- >> QUARTER!
>>
WOULD YOU GIVE 22-- >> QUARTER! >> NOW 2,250.
WANNA
>> QUARTER! >> NOW 2,250. WANNA GIVE 2,250?
2,250
>> NOW 2,250. WANNA GIVE 2,250? 2,250 ONCE.
2,250
WANNA GIVE 2,250? 2,250 ONCE. 2,250 TWICE.
I
2,250 ONCE. 2,250 TWICE. I SOLD IT 2,225.
>>
2,250 TWICE. I SOLD IT 2,225. >> THIS IS OUR WORLD.
THIS
I SOLD IT 2,225. >> THIS IS OUR WORLD. THIS IS OUR TURF.
ALL
>> THIS IS OUR WORLD. THIS IS OUR TURF. ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING IN,
WE
THIS IS OUR TURF. ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING IN, WE HAVE TO SHOW 'EM WHAT'S UP.
>>
>> BYE-BYE.
SEE
>> BYE-BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
THANKS
>> BYE-BYE. SEE YOU LATER. THANKS FOR PLAYING.
>>
SEE YOU LATER. THANKS FOR PLAYING. >> all: OH!
>>
THANKS FOR PLAYING. >> all: OH! >> MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF PINATAS.
I
>> all: OH! >> MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF PINATAS. I DO NOT HAVE A QUESADILLA STORE
TO
>> MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF PINATAS. I DO NOT HAVE A QUESADILLA STORE TO SELL PINATAS AT.
>>
I DO NOT HAVE A QUESADILLA STORE TO SELL PINATAS AT. >> PINATA GO FOR LIKE $30.
>>
TO SELL PINATAS AT. >> PINATA GO FOR LIKE $30. >> THEY'RE LIKE $30 FOR A
PINATA?
$2,000
>> THEY'RE LIKE $30 FOR A PINATA? $2,000 WORTH OF PINATAS?
THAT
PINATA? $2,000 WORTH OF PINATAS? THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD DEAL.
>>
$2,000 WORTH OF PINATAS? THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD DEAL. >> REALLY?
>>
THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD DEAL. >> REALLY? >> THAT'S FUNNY.
WHAT
>> REALLY? >> THAT'S FUNNY. WHAT ARE THEY WORTH?
10
>> THAT'S FUNNY. WHAT ARE THEY WORTH? 10 BUCKS APIECE?
>>
WHAT ARE THEY WORTH? 10 BUCKS APIECE? >> NOT OF MY MONEY.
>>
10 BUCKS APIECE? >> NOT OF MY MONEY. >> MY CUSTOMERS WOULD THINK I
HAD
>> NOT OF MY MONEY. >> MY CUSTOMERS WOULD THINK I HAD COMPLETELY GONE OFF THE
ROCKER.
>>
HAD COMPLETELY GONE OFF THE ROCKER. >> IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE
BESIDES
ROCKER. >> IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE BESIDES ABOUT 50 BILLION
PINATAS?
>>
BESIDES ABOUT 50 BILLION PINATAS? >> I CAN'T TELL.
THE
THE ONLY
THE ONLY THING IN BUSINESS THAT
REALLY
THE ONLY THING IN BUSINESS THAT REALLY MATTERS IS TURNING A
PROFIT.
PINATAS
PINATAS ARE A REAL SALEABLE
ITEM,
PINATAS ARE A REAL SALEABLE ITEM, AND I NEVER SAW SO MANY
IN
PINATAS ARE A REAL SALEABLE ITEM, AND I NEVER SAW SO MANY IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE?
NOW
>> WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE? NOW 100.
100,
>> WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE? NOW 100. 100, 100 THERE.
NOW
NOW 100. 100, 100 THERE. NOW 200, SIR.
200.
100, 100 THERE. NOW 200, SIR. 200. NOW 300, WE'LL DO 300.
>>
NOW 200, SIR. 200. NOW 300, WE'LL DO 300. >> 300.
>>
200. NOW 300, WE'LL DO 300. >> 300. >> NOW 400.
400.
>> 300. >> NOW 400. 400. NOW 400.
NOW
>> NOW 400. 400. NOW 400. NOW 500. 600.
WANNA
400. NOW 400. NOW 500. 600. WANNA GIVE 600?
600
NOW 500. 600. WANNA GIVE 600? 600 THERE, NOW 700.
>>
WANNA GIVE 600? 600 THERE, NOW 700. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
600 THERE, NOW 700. >> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 700. 800 TO YOU.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 700. 800 TO YOU. >> 750.
>>
>> NOW 700. 800 TO YOU. >> 750. >> 750. NOW 800.
NOW
>> 750. >> 750. NOW 800. NOW 850.
>>
>> 750. NOW 800. NOW 850. >> I KNOW WE'RE DESPERATE, BUT
GEEZ.
>>
>> I KNOW WE'RE DESPERATE, BUT GEEZ. >> 850.
>>
GEEZ. >> 850. >> 850. NOW 900.
900.
>> 850. >> 850. NOW 900. 900. 875 THEN.
NOW
>> 850. NOW 900. 900. 875 THEN. NOW 900.
LET'S
900. 875 THEN. NOW 900. LET'S HAVE A PARTY.
>>
NOW 900. LET'S HAVE A PARTY. >> 900.
>>
LET'S HAVE A PARTY. >> 900. >> 900. NOW 925. 925.
925.
>> 900. >> 900. NOW 925. 925. 925. WHO DO I HAVE?
950.
>> 900. NOW 925. 925. 925. WHO DO I HAVE? 950. GIVE 950?
950
925. WHO DO I HAVE? 950. GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE.
950
950. GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE.
>>
950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE. >> 975.
>>
950 GOING TWICE. >> 975. >> DID I MISS SOMETHING?
I
>> 975. >> DID I MISS SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
>>
>> DID I MISS SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. >> 975. NOW 1,000.
NOW
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. >> 975. NOW 1,000. NOW 1,050. LET'S DO IT.
1,050
>> 975. NOW 1,000. NOW 1,050. LET'S DO IT. 1,050 GOING ONCE.
>>
NOW 1,050. LET'S DO IT. 1,050 GOING ONCE. >> 1,050.
>>
1,050 GOING ONCE. >> 1,050. >> 1,050. 1,100.
NOW
>> 1,050. >> 1,050. 1,100. NOW 1,150.
WANNA
>> 1,050. 1,100. NOW 1,150. WANNA GIVE 1,150?
ANYBODY
NOW 1,150. WANNA GIVE 1,150? ANYBODY ELSE?
1,150
WANNA GIVE 1,150? ANYBODY ELSE? 1,150 GOING ONCE.
1,150
ANYBODY ELSE? 1,150 GOING ONCE. 1,150 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
1,150 GOING ONCE. 1,150 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT. 1,100 RIGHT THERE.
>>
1,150 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT. 1,100 RIGHT THERE. >> HOPEFULLY PINATAS SELL LIKE
EMPANADAS.
THERE
THERE MIGHT BE A HOLIDAY THAT
THEY
THERE MIGHT BE A HOLIDAY THAT THEY EAT EMPANADAS MORE.
I
THERE MIGHT BE A HOLIDAY THAT THEY EAT EMPANADAS MORE. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT DRESSER WITH THE MIRROR,
THAT'S
>> THAT DRESSER WITH THE MIRROR, THAT'S NICE WOOD.
>>
>> THAT DRESSER WITH THE MIRROR, THAT'S NICE WOOD. >> IS THAT A REPRODUCTION?
>>
THAT'S NICE WOOD. >> IS THAT A REPRODUCTION? >> NO, THAT'S ANTIQUE.
>>
>> IS THAT A REPRODUCTION? >> NO, THAT'S ANTIQUE. >> IT'S GOOD.
>>
>> NO, THAT'S ANTIQUE. >> IT'S GOOD. >> ONE, TWO, THREE--SOME TOTES.
THE
>> IT'S GOOD. >> ONE, TWO, THREE--SOME TOTES. THE TOP ONES DON'T LOOK TOO
GOOD,
>> ONE, TWO, THREE--SOME TOTES. THE TOP ONES DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD, BUT THOSE LOOK PRETTY
GOOD.
THIS
GOOD, BUT THOSE LOOK PRETTY GOOD. THIS LOCKER IS TEXTBOOK AUSTIN
APARTMENT.
ONE-OF-A-KIND
THIS LOCKER IS TEXTBOOK AUSTIN APARTMENT. ONE-OF-A-KIND VINTAGE FURNITURE
AND
APARTMENT. ONE-OF-A-KIND VINTAGE FURNITURE AND A BUNCH OF CRAP FROM THE
ARMY
ONE-OF-A-KIND VINTAGE FURNITURE AND A BUNCH OF CRAP FROM THE ARMY SURPLUS STORE.
THIS
AND A BUNCH OF CRAP FROM THE ARMY SURPLUS STORE. THIS COULD BE A LICK.
>>
ARMY SURPLUS STORE. THIS COULD BE A LICK. >> CAN DEFINITELY PLAY ON THIS
ONE.
>>
>> CAN DEFINITELY PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> WELL, NOT BAD.
VERY
ONE. >> WELL, NOT BAD. VERY NICE FRAMES.
I
>> WELL, NOT BAD. VERY NICE FRAMES. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA CLAW
EACH
VERY NICE FRAMES. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA CLAW EACH OTHER UP FOR THIS LOCKER.
>>
I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA CLAW EACH OTHER UP FOR THIS LOCKER. >> I WANT THAT DRESSER AND
THE
EACH OTHER UP FOR THIS LOCKER. >> I WANT THAT DRESSER AND THE MIRROR.
THAT'S
>> I WANT THAT DRESSER AND THE MIRROR. THAT'S EXACTLY THE KINDA STUFF I
WAS
THE MIRROR. THAT'S EXACTLY THE KINDA STUFF I WAS LOOKING FOR.
THIS
THAT'S EXACTLY THE KINDA STUFF I WAS LOOKING FOR. THIS IS MINE.
>>
WAS LOOKING FOR. THIS IS MINE. >> HEY, YOU.
>>
THIS IS MINE. >> HEY, YOU. >> SO WHERE YOU GONNA BE ON THIS
ONE?
THOUSAND?
DID
ONE? THOUSAND? DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE BICYCLE?
WHAT
THOUSAND? DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE BICYCLE? WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE
BICYCLE?
>>
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE BICYCLE? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED
TO
BICYCLE? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED TO BE NEAR YOU GUYS ANYMORE.
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED TO BE NEAR YOU GUYS ANYMORE. >> [chuckling]
>>
TO BE NEAR YOU GUYS ANYMORE. >> [chuckling] >> RUN AWAY, LITTLE GIRL.
LIKE
>> [chuckling] >> RUN AWAY, LITTLE GIRL. LIKE BUBBA SAID.
MEAN.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
NOW
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NOW 50 WHERE?
>>
GENTLEMEN. NOW 50 WHERE? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 50 WHERE? >> RIGHT HERE. >> 50. NOW 100.
WANNA
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 50. NOW 100. WANNA GIVE 100 NOW?
NOW
>> 50. NOW 100. WANNA GIVE 100 NOW? NOW 150. NOW 150.
>>
WANNA GIVE 100 NOW? NOW 150. NOW 150. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
NOW 150. NOW 150. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 200.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200. >> 200, SIR. NOW 250.
>>
>> 200. >> 200, SIR. NOW 250. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 200, SIR. NOW 250. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 250. I HAVE 250.
NOW
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 250. I HAVE 250. NOW 300.
350.
>>
NOW 300. 350. >> 400.
>>
350. >> 400. >> 400. NOW 450.
>>
>> 400. >> 400. NOW 450. >> YEAH.
>>
>> 400. NOW 450. >> YEAH. >> 450. NOW 500.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 450. NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 450. NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 500. NOW 550.
550
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 500. NOW 550. 550 IN THE BACK, SIR.
>>
>> 500. NOW 550. 550 IN THE BACK, SIR. >> I'M NOT BACKING DOWN.
>>
550 IN THE BACK, SIR. >> I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. >> NOW 600. WILL YOU GIVE 600?
NOW
>> I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. >> NOW 600. WILL YOU GIVE 600? NOW 600 TO HER.
NOW
>> NOW 600. WILL YOU GIVE 600? NOW 600 TO HER. NOW 650.
WANNA
NOW 600 TO HER. NOW 650. WANNA GIVE 650?
ANYBODY
NOW 650. WANNA GIVE 650? ANYBODY WANNA GIVE 650?
650
WANNA GIVE 650? ANYBODY WANNA GIVE 650? 650 GOING ONCE.
650
ANYBODY WANNA GIVE 650? 650 GOING ONCE. 650 GOING TWICE.
I
650 GOING ONCE. 650 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $600.
>>
650 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $600. >> THIS UNIT WAS A LITTLE
PRICEY.
BUT
BUT I
BUT I DID
BUT I DID OUTBID RICKY AND
BUBBA.
YAY!
>>
BUBBA. YAY! >> I'LL TELL YOU, BEING MEAN IS
HARD.
WE'RE
>> I'LL TELL YOU, BEING MEAN IS HARD. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK AND
GO
HARD. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK AND GO SEE WHAT THIS SPOILED-KID
LOCKER'S
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK AND GO SEE WHAT THIS SPOILED-KID LOCKER'S GOT IN IT.
OKAY,
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> PRETTY NICE LITTLE OLD-SCHOOL
CAMERA.
THERE'S
>> PRETTY NICE LITTLE OLD-SCHOOL CAMERA. THERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.
>>
CAMERA. THERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS. >> FISH AQUARIUM.
HERE'S
THERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS. >> FISH AQUARIUM. HERE'S 40 BUCKS.
>>
>> FISH AQUARIUM. HERE'S 40 BUCKS. >> AQUARIUMS SELL WELL.
OH,
HERE'S 40 BUCKS. >> AQUARIUMS SELL WELL. OH, THERE'S SOME KIDS STUFF.
>>
>> AQUARIUMS SELL WELL. OH, THERE'S SOME KIDS STUFF. >> YEAH.
HEY,
OH, THERE'S SOME KIDS STUFF. >> YEAH. HEY, THIS IS BATTERY-OPERATED.
>>
>> YEAH. HEY, THIS IS BATTERY-OPERATED. >> OH, THAT'S A THREE-WHEELER.
GOT
HEY, THIS IS BATTERY-OPERATED. >> OH, THAT'S A THREE-WHEELER. GOT THE SEAT?
>>
>> OH, THAT'S A THREE-WHEELER. GOT THE SEAT? >> YEAH.
>>
GOT THE SEAT? >> YEAH. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. >> HERE'S ONE OF THOSE BOARDS
THAT
>> OH, YEAH. >> HERE'S ONE OF THOSE BOARDS THAT YOU JUST HOLD DOWN TO THE
GROUND
>> HERE'S ONE OF THOSE BOARDS THAT YOU JUST HOLD DOWN TO THE GROUND AND IT HOVERS.
>>
THAT YOU JUST HOLD DOWN TO THE GROUND AND IT HOVERS. >> THESE KIDS WERE SPOILED.
HERE'S
GROUND AND IT HOVERS. >> THESE KIDS WERE SPOILED. HERE'S SOME MORE TOYS.
LITTLE
>> THESE KIDS WERE SPOILED. HERE'S SOME MORE TOYS. LITTLE BRATS.
>>
>> ENOUGH
>> ENOUGH WITH THE TOYS ALREADY.
DIDN'T
>> ENOUGH WITH THE TOYS ALREADY. DIDN'T THE PARENTS BUY ANYTHING
NICE
>> ENOUGH WITH THE TOYS ALREADY. DIDN'T THE PARENTS BUY ANYTHING NICE FOR THEMSELVES?
WE
DIDN'T THE PARENTS BUY ANYTHING NICE FOR THEMSELVES? WE GOTTA MAKE UP SOME GROUND.
>>
NICE FOR THEMSELVES? WE GOTTA MAKE UP SOME GROUND. >> WE DO HAVE TO MAKE UP SOME
GOOD
GOOD LORD!
LOOKY
GOOD LORD! LOOKY HERE.
THAT'S
GOOD LORD! LOOKY HERE. THAT'S THE SHINIEST BOULDER
HOLDER
LOOKY HERE. THAT'S THE SHINIEST BOULDER HOLDER I EVER SEEN.
>>
THAT'S THE SHINIEST BOULDER HOLDER I EVER SEEN. >> THAT IS A BLINGED-OUT BOSOM.
>>
HOLDER I EVER SEEN. >> THAT IS A BLINGED-OUT BOSOM. >> WHOO.
>>
>> THAT IS A BLINGED-OUT BOSOM. >> WHOO. >> I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF GET-UP
ON
>> WHOO. >> I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF GET-UP ON A VERY "SPECIALIZED" KIND OF
DANCER.
NOT
ON A VERY "SPECIALIZED" KIND OF DANCER. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT
DANCER. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING, BUT...
WHAT
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING, BUT... WHAT DID YOU WANT TO KNOW?
IS
ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING, BUT... WHAT DID YOU WANT TO KNOW? IS THIS LIKE A DIAMOND
BRASSIERE,
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO KNOW? IS THIS LIKE A DIAMOND BRASSIERE, DUDE?
>>
IS THIS LIKE A DIAMOND BRASSIERE, DUDE? >> COULD BE CRYSTALS.
>>
BRASSIERE, DUDE? >> COULD BE CRYSTALS. >> YOU THINK SO?
>>
>> COULD BE CRYSTALS. >> YOU THINK SO? >> YEAH, THEY'D BE WORTH A
FORTUNE.
ZEBRA
>> YEAH, THEY'D BE WORTH A FORTUNE. ZEBRA PRINT.
ZEBRA'S
FORTUNE. ZEBRA PRINT. ZEBRA'S IN, MAN.
>>
ZEBRA PRINT. ZEBRA'S IN, MAN. >> MY EYES JUST GET--
I
ZEBRA'S IN, MAN. >> MY EYES JUST GET-- I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT THOSE.
THERE
>> MY EYES JUST GET-- I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT THOSE. THERE IS ONE PERSON I KNOW THAT
KNOWS
I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT THOSE. THERE IS ONE PERSON I KNOW THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
YOU
THERE IS ONE PERSON I KNOW THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF. YOU THINK YOUR MOM MIGHT KNOW
WHAT
KNOWS ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF. YOU THINK YOUR MOM MIGHT KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?
>>
YOU THINK YOUR MOM MIGHT KNOW WHAT THESE ARE? >> [sigh]
I'LL
WHAT THESE ARE? >> [sigh] I'LL GO, BUT YOU'RE ASKING.
>>
>> [sigh] I'LL GO, BUT YOU'RE ASKING. >> I'LL ASK HER.
>>
I'LL GO, BUT YOU'RE ASKING. >> I'LL ASK HER. >> YEAH, MY MOM KNOWS A WHOLE
LOT
>> I'LL ASK HER. >> YEAH, MY MOM KNOWS A WHOLE LOT ABOUT SPARKLY THINGS,
BUT
>> YEAH, MY MOM KNOWS A WHOLE LOT ABOUT SPARKLY THINGS, BUT DO WE REALLY GOTTA TAKE
THAT
LOT ABOUT SPARKLY THINGS, BUT DO WE REALLY GOTTA TAKE THAT TO MY MAMA?
>>
BUT DO WE REALLY GOTTA TAKE THAT TO MY MAMA? >> WE'RE TAKING THAT TO YOUR
MOTHER.
>>
>> WE'RE TAKING THAT TO YOUR MOTHER. >> YOU CAN TAKE IT.
I'LL
MOTHER. >> YOU CAN TAKE IT. I'LL SIT IN THE
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ONLY
[laughter] >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
MONEY
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MONEY IS IF THEY'RE STORING
DRUGS
ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MONEY IS IF THEY'RE STORING DRUGS IN THEM.
>>
MONEY IS IF THEY'RE STORING DRUGS IN THEM. >> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD.
>>
DRUGS IN THEM. >> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. >> I LIKE IT.
I
>> KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. >> I LIKE IT. I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S BURIED
IN
>> I LIKE IT. I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S BURIED IN THE BACK?
ANYBODY
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S BURIED IN THE BACK? ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T SEE VALUE
IN
IN THE BACK? ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T SEE VALUE IN THESE IS JUST PLAIN LOCO.
>>
ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T SEE VALUE IN THESE IS JUST PLAIN LOCO. >> DO YOU SEE A COLOR YOU LIKED?
>>
IN THESE IS JUST PLAIN LOCO. >> DO YOU SEE A COLOR YOU LIKED? >> I LIKE ALL OF THEM, MOE.
>>
>> DO YOU SEE A COLOR YOU LIKED? >> I LIKE ALL OF THEM, MOE. >> YOU LIKE ALL OF 'EM?
>>
>> I LIKE ALL OF THEM, MOE. >> YOU LIKE ALL OF 'EM? >> I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE
PINATAS,
>> YOU LIKE ALL OF 'EM? >> I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE PINATAS, BUT WE'RE DESPERATE.
>>
>> I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE PINATAS, BUT WE'RE DESPERATE. >> THANK GOD. A SECOND CHANCE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WHAT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW?
MONEY,
GENTLEMEN. WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! 100!
100.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! 100! 100. NOW 200.
>>
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! 100! 100. NOW 200. >> 200.
>>
100. NOW 200. >> 200. >> 200. NOW 300.
NOW
>> 200. >> 200. NOW 300. NOW 300. NOW 400.
WANNA
>> 200. NOW 300. NOW 300. NOW 400. WANNA GIVE 400?
>>
NOW 300. NOW 400. WANNA GIVE 400? >> 350.
>>
WANNA GIVE 400? >> 350. >> 350. AND 400.
400,
>> 350. >> 350. AND 400. 400, 400, 400. NOW 450.
WANNA
>> 350. AND 400. 400, 400, 400. NOW 450. WANNA GIVE 450? NOW 500.
JUST
400, 400, 400. NOW 450. WANNA GIVE 450? NOW 500. JUST 500. NOW 500, 500.
500.
WANNA GIVE 450? NOW 500. JUST 500. NOW 500, 500. 500. NOW 550.
>>
JUST 500. NOW 500, 500. 500. NOW 550. >> WE HAVE TO GET THIS UNIT.
WE
500. NOW 550. >> WE HAVE TO GET THIS UNIT. WE CAN'T LEAVE AUSTIN
EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
WE CAN'T LEAVE AUSTIN EMPTY-HANDED. >> 550 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 600.
WANNA
EMPTY-HANDED. >> 550 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 600. WANNA DO 600? NOW 650.
650
>> 550 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 600. WANNA DO 600? NOW 650. 650 AND 700.
>>
WANNA DO 600? NOW 650. 650 AND 700. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
650 AND 700. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 700. WANNA GIVE 750?
AND
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 700. WANNA GIVE 750? AND 750. NOW 800.
800.
>> 700. WANNA GIVE 750? AND 750. NOW 800. 800. WANNA GIVE 800?
GOING
AND 750. NOW 800. 800. WANNA GIVE 800? GOING ONCE.
800
800. WANNA GIVE 800? GOING ONCE. 800 GOING TWICE.
>>
GOING ONCE. 800 GOING TWICE. >> OH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A WHACK
TO
800 GOING TWICE. >> OH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A WHACK TO VICTOR RIGHT NOW.
HE
>> OH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A WHACK TO VICTOR RIGHT NOW. HE ALREADY HAS A UNIT.
>>
TO VICTOR RIGHT NOW. HE ALREADY HAS A UNIT. >> WANNA GIVE 850?
YEAH!
HE ALREADY HAS A UNIT. >> WANNA GIVE 850? YEAH! NOW 900.
>>
>> WANNA GIVE 850? YEAH! NOW 900. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
YEAH! NOW 900. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 900 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 950.
WANNA
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 900 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 950. WANNA GIVE 950?
950
>> 900 TO YOU, SIR. NOW 950. WANNA GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE.
>>
WANNA GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE. >> 925.
>>
950 GOING ONCE. >> 925. >> 925. NOW 950.
WANNA
>> 925. >> 925. NOW 950. WANNA GIVE 950?
950
>> 925. NOW 950. WANNA GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE.
950
WANNA GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE.
I
950 GOING ONCE. 950 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT.
$925
950 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT. $925 RIGHT HERE!
$925!
>>
>> VICTOR
>> VICTOR WAS JUST BIDDING ME
UP
>> VICTOR WAS JUST BIDDING ME UP THE ASS, THE [bleep]HEAD.
YOU
>> VICTOR WAS JUST BIDDING ME UP THE ASS, THE [bleep]HEAD. YOU DON'T WANNA PISS ME OFF.
>>
UP THE ASS, THE [bleep]HEAD. YOU DON'T WANNA PISS ME OFF. >> HEY, MOE.
>>
YOU DON'T WANNA PISS ME OFF. >> HEY, MOE. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID
ME
>> HEY, MOE. >> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID ME UP, [bleep]HEAD.
>>
>> THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BID ME UP, [bleep]HEAD. >> MOE IS NOT JUST HOARDING
STUFF.
HE'S
>> MOE IS NOT JUST HOARDING STUFF. HE'S APPARENTLY HOARDING A LOT
OF
STUFF. HE'S APPARENTLY HOARDING A LOT OF HIS ANGER.
>>
HE'S APPARENTLY HOARDING A LOT OF HIS ANGER. >> HE BID US UP FOR NO REASON,
OKAY?
IF
>> HE BID US UP FOR NO REASON, OKAY? IF HE'S GONNA BE A JERK, THEN
WE'LL
OKAY? IF HE'S GONNA BE A JERK, THEN WE'LL PLAY HIS GAME.
>>
IF HE'S GONNA BE A JERK, THEN WE'LL PLAY HIS GAME. >> SO I'M BACK AT MY LOCKER
THAT
WE'LL PLAY HIS GAME. >> SO I'M BACK AT MY LOCKER THAT RICKY AND BUBBA BID ME UP
ON.
I
THAT RICKY AND BUBBA BID ME UP ON. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, $600
IS
ON. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, $600 IS A LOT FOR ONE PIECE OF
FURNITURE,
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, $600 IS A LOT FOR ONE PIECE OF FURNITURE, SO I REALLY NEED THIS
TO
IS A LOT FOR ONE PIECE OF FURNITURE, SO I REALLY NEED THIS TO HIT BIG.
OKAY.
THIS
THIS BIKE
THIS BIKE IS NOT AN UPTOWN
COUNTRY
THIS BIKE IS NOT AN UPTOWN COUNTRY BIKE, BUT IT'S A GREAT
GARAGE
THIS BIKE IS NOT AN UPTOWN COUNTRY BIKE, BUT IT'S A GREAT GARAGE SALE BIKE.
NOW
COUNTRY BIKE, BUT IT'S A GREAT GARAGE SALE BIKE. NOW THIS PIECE--
THIS
GARAGE SALE BIKE. NOW THIS PIECE-- THIS IS ACTUALLY A TIGER WOOD
DRESSER.
I
THIS IS ACTUALLY A TIGER WOOD DRESSER. I DON'T REPAIR ANTIQUE WOOD.
I
DRESSER. I DON'T REPAIR ANTIQUE WOOD. I JUST PAINT IT.
SO
I DON'T REPAIR ANTIQUE WOOD. I JUST PAINT IT. SO SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY ROLL
OVER
I JUST PAINT IT. SO SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY ROLL OVER IN THEIR GRAVE THAT I'M
GONNA
SO SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY ROLL OVER IN THEIR GRAVE THAT I'M GONNA PAINT THE TIGER WOOD.
I
OVER IN THEIR GRAVE THAT I'M GONNA PAINT THE TIGER WOOD. I CAN SELL THIS FOR $600 WHEN
I'M
GONNA PAINT THE TIGER WOOD. I CAN SELL THIS FOR $600 WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT.
THIS
I CAN SELL THIS FOR $600 WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT. THIS DRESSER MADE MY MONEY
BACK,
I'M DONE WITH IT. THIS DRESSER MADE MY MONEY BACK, BUT I NEED THE REST OF
THIS
THIS DRESSER MADE MY MONEY BACK, BUT I NEED THE REST OF THIS STUFF TO SAVE MY ASS.
I'M
BACK, BUT I NEED THE REST OF THIS STUFF TO SAVE MY ASS. I'M GONNA SEE WHAT'S IN THESE
DRAWERS.
OOH,
I'M GONNA SEE WHAT'S IN THESE DRAWERS. OOH, THIS IS ACTUALLY A
COLLECTIBLE...
ANGEL.
SHE'S
COLLECTIBLE... ANGEL. SHE'S IN PERFECT CONDITION.
OH,
ANGEL. SHE'S IN PERFECT CONDITION. OH, MY GOD.
THE
SHE'S IN PERFECT CONDITION. OH, MY GOD. THE PRICE ON HERE SAYS $145.
[gasp]
OH, MY GOD. THE PRICE ON HERE SAYS $145. [gasp] THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
ANOTHER
THE PRICE ON HERE SAYS $145. [gasp] THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ANGEL!
FANTASTIC.
WHAT'S
WHAT'S IN
WHAT'S IN THIS BAG?
OH,
WHAT'S IN THIS BAG? OH, MY GOD!
LOVE
WHAT'S IN THIS BAG? OH, MY GOD! LOVE THESE.
THESE
OH, MY GOD! LOVE THESE. THESE ARE, LIKE, SOME SERIOUS
ROLLER
LOVE THESE. THESE ARE, LIKE, SOME SERIOUS ROLLER SKATES.
THIS
THESE ARE, LIKE, SOME SERIOUS ROLLER SKATES. THIS IS NOT SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST
STROLLING
ROLLER SKATES. THIS IS NOT SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST STROLLING ALONG THE SIDEWALK.
THESE
THIS IS NOT SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST STROLLING ALONG THE SIDEWALK. THESE SKATES LOOK PROFESSIONAL.
I'M
STROLLING ALONG THE SIDEWALK. THESE SKATES LOOK PROFESSIONAL. I'M SURE I CAN FIND SOME, LIKE,
CRAZY,
THESE SKATES LOOK PROFESSIONAL. I'M SURE I CAN FIND SOME, LIKE, CRAZY, BADASS TATOO GIRL WITH,
LIKE,
I'M SURE I CAN FIND SOME, LIKE, CRAZY, BADASS TATOO GIRL WITH, LIKE, A LIP RING TO CHECK THESE
OUT.
>>
LIKE, A LIP RING TO CHECK THESE OUT. >> PINATAS.
>>
OUT. >> PINATAS. >> WE'RE BACK AT MY PINATA UNIT
THAT
>> PINATAS. >> WE'RE BACK AT MY PINATA UNIT THAT WE PAID $900 FOR.
ARE
>> WE'RE BACK AT MY PINATA UNIT THAT WE PAID $900 FOR. ARE YOU COUNTING THESE?
>>
THAT WE PAID $900 FOR. ARE YOU COUNTING THESE? >> [laughs] NO.
>>
ARE YOU COUNTING THESE? >> [laughs] NO. >> COME ON.
WELL,
>> [laughs] NO. >> COME ON. WELL, WILL YOU KEEP A COUNT?
>>
>> COME ON. WELL, WILL YOU KEEP A COUNT? >> OKAY, MOE, OKAY.
>>
WELL, WILL YOU KEEP A COUNT? >> OKAY, MOE, OKAY. >> SO WE KNOW THE VALUE.
>>
>> OKAY, MOE, OKAY. >> SO WE KNOW THE VALUE. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> SO WE KNOW THE VALUE. >> [chuckles] >> OH, THIS ONE'S BIG DOLLAR,
>>
>> WHEN
>> WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU PINATAS,
YOU
>> WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU PINATAS, YOU MAKE...
I
>> WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU PINATAS, YOU MAKE... I DON'T KNOW.
WHATEVER.
>>
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER. >> WAS THIS YOUR VISION WHEN
YOU
WHATEVER. >> WAS THIS YOUR VISION WHEN YOU RENTED THIS TRUCK?
>>
>> WAS THIS YOUR VISION WHEN YOU RENTED THIS TRUCK? >> NO, MOE, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>>
YOU RENTED THIS TRUCK? >> NO, MOE, ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> SURE AS HELL WASN'T MINE.
>>
>> NO, MOE, ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> SURE AS HELL WASN'T MINE. >> I THINK WE NEED TO DRIVE THIS
TRUCK
>> SURE AS HELL WASN'T MINE. >> I THINK WE NEED TO DRIVE THIS TRUCK TO SIXTH STREET, OPEN UP
THE
>> I THINK WE NEED TO DRIVE THIS TRUCK TO SIXTH STREET, OPEN UP THE BACK, AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO
SELL
TRUCK TO SIXTH STREET, OPEN UP THE BACK, AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO SELL ALL THESE PUPPIES.
[chuckles]
>>
SELL ALL THESE PUPPIES. [chuckles] >> OKAY.
>>
[chuckles] >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT.
PAIN
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. PAIN REMAINS THE SAME.
WE
>> ALL RIGHT. PAIN REMAINS THE SAME. WE GOTTA GET CRAFTY.
MAYBE
PAIN REMAINS THE SAME. WE GOTTA GET CRAFTY. MAYBE WE'LL DRESS YOU UP IN
DRAG.
>>
MAYBE WE'LL DRESS YOU UP IN DRAG. >> MAYBE I CAN WEAR MY SPEEDO.
>>
DRAG. >> MAYBE I CAN WEAR MY SPEEDO. >> [laughs]
NOW
>> MAYBE I CAN WEAR MY SPEEDO. >> [laughs] NOW WE'RE TALKING,
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? >> NO.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? >> NO. >> WHAT?
>>
>> NO. >> WHAT? >> I'M JUST GONNA SIT IN THE
TRUCK.
>>
>> I'M JUST GONNA SIT IN THE TRUCK. >> SO RICKY AND I FOUND WHAT
APPEARS
TRUCK. >> SO RICKY AND I FOUND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A VERY SPECIAL
BRASSIERE.
RICKY'S
APPEARS TO BE A VERY SPECIAL BRASSIERE. RICKY'S ALL EMBARRASSED TO ASK
HIS
BRASSIERE. RICKY'S ALL EMBARRASSED TO ASK HIS MOM ABOUT IT.
HONESTLY,
RICKY'S ALL EMBARRASSED TO ASK HIS MOM ABOUT IT. HONESTLY, SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON
NEAR
HIS MOM ABOUT IT. HONESTLY, SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON NEAR AUSTIN THAT CAN TELL US
WHAT
HONESTLY, SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON NEAR AUSTIN THAT CAN TELL US WHAT IT'S WORTH.
>>
NEAR AUSTIN THAT CAN TELL US WHAT IT'S WORTH. >> WELL, HELLO, BUBBA.
>>
WHAT IT'S WORTH. >> WELL, HELLO, BUBBA. >> HELLO.
>>
>> WELL, HELLO, BUBBA. >> HELLO. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>
>> HELLO. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> OH, WE JUST SWUNG BY.
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> OH, WE JUST SWUNG BY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OH, WE JUST SWUNG BY. >> OKAY. >> I GOT ONE OF THOSE.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I GOT ONE OF THOSE. >> OH, YEAH.
IT'S
>> I GOT ONE OF THOSE. >> OH, YEAH. IT'S AN ATTENTION-GRABBER.
YEARS
>> OH, YEAH. IT'S AN ATTENTION-GRABBER. YEARS AGO, UNDERGARMENTS WERE
USED
IT'S AN ATTENTION-GRABBER. YEARS AGO, UNDERGARMENTS WERE USED TO TAKE CARE OF OUR TATAS.
>>
YEARS AGO, UNDERGARMENTS WERE USED TO TAKE CARE OF OUR TATAS. >> [chuckles]
I'M
USED TO TAKE CARE OF OUR TATAS. >> [chuckles] I'M GLAD HE'S NOT IN HERE.
THIS
>> [chuckles] I'M GLAD HE'S NOT IN HERE. THIS WASN'T OVER SOMETHING?
>>
I'M GLAD HE'S NOT IN HERE. THIS WASN'T OVER SOMETHING? >> OH, NO.
NO,
THIS WASN'T OVER SOMETHING? >> OH, NO. NO, NO.
THAT
>> OH, NO. NO, NO. THAT WAS NEXT TO THE...
>>
NO, NO. THAT WAS NEXT TO THE... >> THE WHAT?
>>
THAT WAS NEXT TO THE... >> THE WHAT? >> RAW SKIN. [chuckles]
>>
>> THE WHAT? >> RAW SKIN. [chuckles] >> WHO WOULD BUY THIS?
>>
>> RAW SKIN. [chuckles] >> WHO WOULD BUY THIS? >> THIS, TODAY, IS USED BY
PERFORMERS.
I
>> THIS, TODAY, IS USED BY PERFORMERS. I HAPPEN TO KNOW OF A LADY.
LET
PERFORMERS. I HAPPEN TO KNOW OF A LADY. LET ME SHOW YOU.
THIS
I HAPPEN TO KNOW OF A LADY. LET ME SHOW YOU. THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE FOR.
>>
LET ME SHOW YOU. THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE FOR. >> OHH.
>>
THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE FOR. >> OHH. >> THIS IS--ENHANCES THE TATAS.
AND
>> OHH. >> THIS IS--ENHANCES THE TATAS. AND IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
WELL,
>> THIS IS--ENHANCES THE TATAS. AND IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. WELL, HELLO,
COME
COME SEE
COME SEE YOUR MOTHER.
>>
COME SEE YOUR MOTHER. >> OH, YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED
A
COME SEE YOUR MOTHER. >> OH, YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A WORSE TIME TO COME IN.
>>
>> OH, YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A WORSE TIME TO COME IN. >> LOOK AT 'EM, RICKY.
>>
A WORSE TIME TO COME IN. >> LOOK AT 'EM, RICKY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> LOOK AT 'EM, RICKY. >> [laughs] >> THIS IS AN ENHANCEMENT FOR
THE
>> [laughs] >> THIS IS AN ENHANCEMENT FOR THE TATAS.
>>
>> THIS IS AN ENHANCEMENT FOR THE TATAS. >> FOR THE WHAT?
>>
THE TATAS. >> FOR THE WHAT? >> TATAS.
BUBBA
>> FOR THE WHAT? >> TATAS. BUBBA THINKS THEY'RE NICE.
>>
>> TATAS. BUBBA THINKS THEY'RE NICE. >> IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF HOPE
RIGHT
BUBBA THINKS THEY'RE NICE. >> IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF HOPE RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF HOPE RIGHT THERE. >> [sighs]
>>
RIGHT THERE. >> [sighs] >> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK
AT
>> [sighs] >> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS.
THESE
>> WANT YOU TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS. THESE ARE DEFINITELY CRYSTALS.
>>
AT THIS. THESE ARE DEFINITELY CRYSTALS. >> HOW DO WE KNOW THESE AREN'T,
LIKE,
THESE ARE DEFINITELY CRYSTALS. >> HOW DO WE KNOW THESE AREN'T, LIKE, RHINESTONES OR PLASTIC
THINGS?
>>
LIKE, RHINESTONES OR PLASTIC THINGS? >> THESE HAVE TWICE AS MANY
FACETS.
MANY
>> THESE HAVE TWICE AS MANY FACETS. MANY MORE FACETS.
>>
FACETS. MANY MORE FACETS. >> HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH?
>>
>> I
>> I WOULD NOT TAKE LESS...
THAN
>> I WOULD NOT TAKE LESS... THAN AROUND 2,000.
>>
>> I WOULD NOT TAKE LESS... THAN AROUND 2,000. >> $2,000.
>>
THAN AROUND 2,000. >> $2,000. >> YES.
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S A $2,000 BRA?
>>
>> THAT'S A $2,000 BRA? >> YES.
>>
>> THAT'S A $2,000 BRA? >> YES. >> TALK ABOUT SUPPORT.
RICKY'S
>> YES. >> TALK ABOUT SUPPORT. RICKY'S MOM TAUGHT US A TON OF
STUFF
>> TALK ABOUT SUPPORT. RICKY'S MOM TAUGHT US A TON OF STUFF ABOUT BOOBS.
NOW
RICKY'S MOM TAUGHT US A TON OF STUFF ABOUT BOOBS. NOW IF SHE'D JUST TEACH RICKY TO
BE
STUFF ABOUT BOOBS. NOW IF SHE'D JUST TEACH RICKY TO BE A LITTLE MEANER, WE WOULDN'T
HAVE
NOW IF SHE'D JUST TEACH RICKY TO BE A LITTLE MEANER, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THIS COMPETITION IN
AUSTIN.
WE'RE
HAVE ALL THIS COMPETITION IN AUSTIN. WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME OTHER
UNDERGARMENTS
AUSTIN. WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME OTHER UNDERGARMENTS AND BRING 'EM IN.
>>
WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME OTHER UNDERGARMENTS AND BRING 'EM IN. >> ALL RIGHT.
Y'ALL
UNDERGARMENTS AND BRING 'EM IN. >> ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD ONE.
SEE
>> ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD ONE. SEE YOU
[overlapping chatter]
[whistle
[overlapping chatter] [whistle blows]
>>
[overlapping chatter] [whistle blows] >> I FOUND THESE ROLLER SKATES
IN
[whistle blows] >> I FOUND THESE ROLLER SKATES IN MY LOCKER THAT LOOK REALLY
PROFESSIONAL,
>> I FOUND THESE ROLLER SKATES IN MY LOCKER THAT LOOK REALLY PROFESSIONAL, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW
IN MY LOCKER THAT LOOK REALLY PROFESSIONAL, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THEY'RE WORTH.
SO
PROFESSIONAL, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THEY'RE WORTH. SO I'M AT A ROLLER RINK TO FIND
SOMEONE
HOW MUCH THEY'RE WORTH. SO I'M AT A ROLLER RINK TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN PRICE THEM FOR
ME.
>>
SOMEONE WHO CAN PRICE THEM FOR ME. >> HI.
>>
ME. >> HI. >> HI, I'M JENNY.
>>
>> HI. >> HI, I'M JENNY. >> I'M VICIOUS VAN GOGO.
>>
>> HI, I'M JENNY. >> I'M VICIOUS VAN GOGO. >> OH, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> I'M VICIOUS VAN GOGO. >> OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEBODY?
>>
>> OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEBODY? >> OH! VICIOUS VAN GOGO.
I
>> ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEBODY? >> OH! VICIOUS VAN GOGO. I FOUND THIS BAG FULL OF ROLLER
GEAR.
>>
I FOUND THIS BAG FULL OF ROLLER GEAR. >> THANK YOU. NO.
[laughter]
>>
>> THANK YOU. NO. [laughter] >> OH, MY GOD.
THIS
[laughter] >> OH, MY GOD. THIS GIRL COULD TOTALLY KICK MY
ASS.
SO
THIS GIRL COULD TOTALLY KICK MY ASS. SO YOUR NAME IS "VICIOUS"?
>>
ASS. SO YOUR NAME IS "VICIOUS"? >> I'M REALLY TOUGH.
REALLY
SO YOUR NAME IS "VICIOUS"? >> I'M REALLY TOUGH. REALLY TOUGH. NO.
>>
>> I'M REALLY TOUGH. REALLY TOUGH. NO. >> WHAT IS YOUR TEAM CALLED?
>>
REALLY TOUGH. NO. >> WHAT IS YOUR TEAM CALLED? >> I PLAY FOR THE AUSTIN
ALL-STAR
>> WHAT IS YOUR TEAM CALLED? >> I PLAY FOR THE AUSTIN ALL-STAR TEAM,
THE
>> I PLAY FOR THE AUSTIN ALL-STAR TEAM, THE TEXECUTIONERS.
>>
ALL-STAR TEAM, THE TEXECUTIONERS. >> THAT IS FANTASTIC.
>>
THE TEXECUTIONERS. >> THAT IS FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
LET'S
>> THAT IS FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OH,
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
HEY,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS. HEY, GIRL, YOU HAVE A GOOD FIND.
>>
OH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS. HEY, GIRL, YOU HAVE A GOOD FIND. >> I DO?
>>
HEY, GIRL, YOU HAVE A GOOD FIND. >> I DO? >> YEAH, THIS IS REALLY GREAT.
>>
>> I DO? >> YEAH, THIS IS REALLY GREAT. >> OKAY, THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC.
>>
>> A
>> A ROLLER GIRL WILL BUY THESE
IN
>> A ROLLER GIRL WILL BUY THESE IN SEPARATE INDIVIDUAL PIECES.
SO,
>> A ROLLER GIRL WILL BUY THESE IN SEPARATE INDIVIDUAL PIECES. SO, LOOKING AT THE BOOT,
BECAUSE
IN SEPARATE INDIVIDUAL PIECES. SO, LOOKING AT THE BOOT, BECAUSE IT HAS A LITTLE WEAR AND
TEAR...
PROBABLY
BECAUSE IT HAS A LITTLE WEAR AND TEAR... PROBABLY 200.
>>
TEAR... PROBABLY 200. >> REALLY?
>>
PROBABLY 200. >> REALLY? >> YES.
>>
>> REALLY? >> YES. >> JUST THAT PART?
>>
>> YES. >> JUST THAT PART? >> JUST THAT PART RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> JUST THAT PART? >> JUST THAT PART RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> JUST THAT PART RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY. >> AND THEN FOR THE PLATE--
THESE
>> OKAY. >> AND THEN FOR THE PLATE-- THESE ARE GOOD QUALITY PLATES,
BARELY
>> AND THEN FOR THE PLATE-- THESE ARE GOOD QUALITY PLATES, BARELY USED, AND SO I WOULD SAY
$300.
GOT
BARELY USED, AND SO I WOULD SAY $300. GOT ABOUT A HUNDRED-DOLLAR SET
OF
$300. GOT ABOUT A HUNDRED-DOLLAR SET OF WHEELS HERE.
YOU
GOT ABOUT A HUNDRED-DOLLAR SET OF WHEELS HERE. YOU HAVE A $600 PAIR OF ROLLER
SKATES
OF WHEELS HERE. YOU HAVE A $600 PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES RIGHT THERE.
>>
YOU HAVE A $600 PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES RIGHT THERE. >> ROLLER DERBY IS EXPENSIVE.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, IT'S AN INVESTMENT.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S AN INVESTMENT. >> I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE SOME,
LIKE,
>> YEAH, IT'S AN INVESTMENT. >> I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE SOME, LIKE, PRIVATE LESSONS WITH VISH
BEFORE
>> I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE SOME, LIKE, PRIVATE LESSONS WITH VISH BEFORE I GO TO MY NEXT AUCTION.
I'M
LIKE, PRIVATE LESSONS WITH VISH BEFORE I GO TO MY NEXT AUCTION. I'M JUST TRYING TO PASS THEM?
>>
BEFORE I GO TO MY NEXT AUCTION. I'M JUST TRYING TO PASS THEM? >> YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PASS.
>>
I'M JUST TRYING TO PASS THEM? >> YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PASS. >> THEY'RE SO FAR AWAY.
AAH!
>>
>> THEY'RE SO FAR AWAY. AAH! >> THEY'RE GONNA--
>>
AAH! >> THEY'RE GONNA-- >> AAH!
OH,
>> THEY'RE GONNA-- >> AAH! OH, NO!
>>
>> YOU'RE
>> YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'M
SPENDING
>> YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'M SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN AUSTIN.
WE
>> YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'M SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN AUSTIN. WE GOTTA GO TO SIXTH STREET AND
SELL
SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN AUSTIN. WE GOTTA GO TO SIXTH STREET AND SELL THESE PINATAS BEFORE THE
SUN
WE GOTTA GO TO SIXTH STREET AND SELL THESE PINATAS BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN.
>>
SELL THESE PINATAS BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN. >> MOE!
PINATAS!
SUN GOES DOWN. >> MOE! PINATAS! PINATAS!
ALL-YOU-CAN-GET
>> MOE! PINATAS! PINATAS! ALL-YOU-CAN-GET PINATAS.
>>
PINATAS! PINATAS! ALL-YOU-CAN-GET PINATAS. >> YOU GET THE CHOICE OF THE
LITTER.
>>
>> YOU GET THE CHOICE OF THE LITTER. >> THAT'S THE ONE.
>>
LITTER. >> THAT'S THE ONE. >> WHICH ONE DID YOU SAY, DEAR?
>>
>> THAT'S THE ONE. >> WHICH ONE DID YOU SAY, DEAR? >> THE CROWN.
>>
>> WHICH ONE DID YOU SAY, DEAR? >> THE CROWN. >> THE CROWN.
>>
>> THE CROWN. >> THE CROWN. >> I WANT ONE.
>>
>> THE CROWN. >> I WANT ONE. >> [speaking Spanish]
>>
>> I WANT ONE. >> [speaking Spanish] >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> [speaking Spanish] >> THANK YOU. >> ENJOY, ALL RIGHT?
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> ENJOY, ALL RIGHT? >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> ENJOY, ALL RIGHT? >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
YOU
>> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. YOU MADE SOME GOOD CHOICES.
>>
>> THANK YOU. YOU MADE SOME GOOD CHOICES. >> THANK YOU.
>>
YOU MADE SOME GOOD CHOICES. >> THANK YOU. >> BYE, THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> BYE, THANK YOU. >> THEY'RE FLYING OUT OF HERE.
>>
>> BYE, THANK YOU. >> THEY'RE FLYING OUT OF HERE. >> I HAVE A VAN FULL OF PINATAS.
HOPEFULLY
>> THEY'RE FLYING OUT OF HERE. >> I HAVE A VAN FULL OF PINATAS. HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND SOME PEOPLE
TO
>> I HAVE A VAN FULL OF PINATAS. HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND SOME PEOPLE TO BUY 'EM.
WHERE
HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND SOME PEOPLE TO BUY 'EM. WHERE DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
PARK?
UH!
WAIT
PARK? UH! WAIT A SECOND.
OKAY!
WHERE
WAIT A SECOND. OKAY! WHERE DID THOSE PINATAS COME
FROM?
>>
WHERE DID THOSE PINATAS COME FROM? >> OH, MY GOD!
>>
FROM? >> OH, MY GOD! >> HUH?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD! >> HUH? >> THAT'S THE OTHER GUY!
[laughter]
>>
>> THAT'S THE OTHER GUY! [laughter] >> DID YOU BUY THOSE PINATAS?
>>
[laughter] >> DID YOU BUY THOSE PINATAS? >> MOE AND MARY.
>>
>> DID YOU BUY THOSE PINATAS? >> MOE AND MARY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> MOE AND MARY. >> YEAH. >> ARE SELLING PINATAS ON SIXTH
STREET?
>>
>> ARE SELLING PINATAS ON SIXTH STREET? >> RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
>>
STREET? >> RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. >> OH, THEY ARE DEAD WHEN I SEE
THEM.
DEAD.
OH,
THEM. DEAD. OH, THERE'S MORE PINATAS RUNNING
AWAY.
AND
OH, THERE'S MORE PINATAS RUNNING AWAY. AND THEY GOT A BULLHORN TOO.
HEY!
YOU
AND THEY GOT A BULLHORN TOO. HEY! YOU ARE SO DEAD.
>>
HEY! YOU ARE SO DEAD. >> DO YOU LIKE THE PIRATE DOWN
THERE?
WHICH
>> DO YOU LIKE THE PIRATE DOWN THERE? WHICH ONE?
>>
THERE? WHICH ONE? >> HEY!
YOU
WHICH ONE? >> HEY! YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
>>
>> HEY! YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH. >> UH, YOU'RE ON MY TURF.
>>
YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH. >> UH, YOU'RE ON MY TURF. >> OH!
WHAT
>> UH, YOU'RE ON MY TURF. >> OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>
>> OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> QUIT INSPECTING THE
MERCHANDISE.
>>
>> QUIT INSPECTING THE MERCHANDISE. >> I GOT BETTER PINATAS OVER
HERE.
>>
>> I GOT BETTER PINATAS OVER HERE. >> HOW MUCH?
>>
HERE. >> HOW MUCH? >> $10.
>>
>> HOW MUCH? >> $10. >> VICTOR, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
GO
>> $10. >> VICTOR, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO NOW.
>>
>> VICTOR, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO NOW. >> I'M GONNA GO TO THE, UH--
>>
GO NOW. >> I'M GONNA GO TO THE, UH-- >> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO.
>>
>> I'M GONNA GO TO THE, UH-- >> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO. >> IS THAT YOUR BUNION KNIFE?
>>
>> I THINK YOU NEED TO GO. >> IS THAT YOUR BUNION KNIFE? >> MOE HAS A KNIFE?
>>
>> IS THAT YOUR BUNION KNIFE? >> MOE HAS A KNIFE? >> BEAT IT.
>>
>> MOE HAS A KNIFE? >> BEAT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE.
BY
>> BEAT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE. BY THE WAY, I RAN OVER ONE OUT
THERE.
I
BY THE WAY, I RAN OVER ONE OUT THERE. I OWE YOU A NICKEL.
>>
THERE. I OWE YOU A NICKEL. >> DON'T WORRY!
I'LL
I OWE YOU A NICKEL. >> DON'T WORRY! I'LL COLLECT!
>>
>> DON'T WORRY! I'LL COLLECT! >> I CAME DOWN TO SELL PINATAS,
NOT
I'LL COLLECT! >> I CAME DOWN TO SELL PINATAS, NOT GET STABBED BY DR. MARIO.
HE
>> I CAME DOWN TO SELL PINATAS, NOT GET STABBED BY DR. MARIO. HE CAN HAVE THIS [bleep] TURF.
I'M
NOT GET STABBED BY DR. MARIO. HE CAN HAVE THIS [bleep] TURF. I'M OUTTA HERE.
>>
HE CAN HAVE THIS [bleep] TURF. I'M OUTTA HERE. >> IT'S GETTING DARK.
MOE,
I'M OUTTA HERE. >> IT'S GETTING DARK. MOE, YOU READY?
>>
>> IT'S GETTING DARK. MOE, YOU READY? >> YEAH.
WE
MOE, YOU READY? >> YEAH. WE DID GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH. WE DID GOOD. >> YEAH, WE DID.
GET
WE DID GOOD. >> YEAH, WE DID. GET YOUR MONEY OUT.
[chuckles]
>>
GET YOUR MONEY OUT. [chuckles] >> FOR ME, BREAKING EVEN IS NOT
A
[chuckles] >> FOR ME, BREAKING EVEN IS NOT A WIN, BUT AT LEAST VICTOR IS
S.O.L.
PAYBACK'S
A WIN, BUT AT LEAST VICTOR IS S.O.L. PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
>>
S.O.L. PAYBACK'S A BITCH. >> [laughs]
>>
PAYBACK'S A BITCH. >> [laughs] >> I'M SO TIRED, I CAN'T EVEN
ENJOY
>> [laughs] >> I'M SO TIRED, I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY IT.
>>
>> I'M SO TIRED, I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY IT. >> narrator: LEADING THE PACK IN
AUSTIN
ENJOY IT. >> narrator: LEADING THE PACK IN AUSTIN WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO
SCORED
>> narrator: LEADING THE PACK IN AUSTIN WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO SCORED $960 WITH HER ROLLER
DERBY
AUSTIN WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO SCORED $960 WITH HER ROLLER DERBY GEAR.
BUBBA'S
SCORED $960 WITH HER ROLLER DERBY GEAR. BUBBA'S BEDAZZLED BRASSIERE
LIFTED
DERBY GEAR. BUBBA'S BEDAZZLED BRASSIERE LIFTED THEM TO A $170 PROFIT.
MOE
BUBBA'S BEDAZZLED BRASSIERE LIFTED THEM TO A $170 PROFIT. MOE AND MARY CORNERED THE PINATA
MARKET
LIFTED THEM TO A $170 PROFIT. MOE AND MARY CORNERED THE PINATA MARKET AND BROKE EVEN, WHILE
VICTOR
MOE AND MARY CORNERED THE PINATA MARKET AND BROKE EVEN, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK HIS
$1,100
MARKET AND BROKE EVEN, WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK HIS $1,100 WORTH OF PINATAS AND BEAT
A
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK HIS $1,100 WORTH OF PINATAS AND BEAT A RETREAT.
>>
>> YOU--HEY, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU STICK THAT IN MY ASS,
I
IF YOU STICK THAT IN MY ASS, I CAN DO THAT.
>>
IF YOU STICK THAT IN MY ASS, I CAN DO THAT. >> [laughs]