1 00:00:08,429 --> 00:00:09,472 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS 2 00:00:09,513 --> 00:00:11,974 ARE ABANDONED... 3 00:00:12,016 --> 00:00:14,518 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,146 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 5 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:18,647 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 6 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:20,232 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 7 00:00:20,274 --> 00:00:21,358 - YEAH. - YEAH. 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,319 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,904 narrator: COMING UP... 10 00:00:24,945 --> 00:00:26,572 - YAY! WE'RE GOING TO AUSTIN. 11 00:00:26,614 --> 00:00:27,823 SLOW DOWN. [crash] 12 00:00:27,865 --> 00:00:30,242 - [bleep], MOE. - AUSTIN IS MY TURF. 13 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:31,952 WE'RE EITHER GONNA BUY ALL THESE UNITS, 14 00:00:31,994 --> 00:00:34,038 OR WE'RE GONNA SEND ALL THESE FOLKS HOME BROKE. 15 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,040 [whooping, cheering] 16 00:00:36,082 --> 00:00:38,959 - THIS IS THE BEST FURNITURE LOCKER I'VE EVER SEEN. 17 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:40,628 3,900. - NOW 4,000. 18 00:00:40,669 --> 00:00:42,338 - YEAH! - [groans] 19 00:00:42,379 --> 00:00:43,589 - THIS IS THE PLACE I THINK, RIGHT? 20 00:00:43,631 --> 00:00:45,591 - YEAH, THINK IT IS. - WELCOME TO THE MUSEUM 21 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:48,594 OF EPHEMERATA, WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG. 22 00:00:48,636 --> 00:00:50,721 - UH, YEAH, WHY ARE YOU LOCKING THE DOOR, DUDE? 23 00:00:52,264 --> 00:00:54,892 [country rock music] 24 00:00:54,934 --> 00:00:56,060 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 25 00:00:56,102 --> 00:00:57,853 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 26 00:00:57,895 --> 00:01:00,231 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 27 00:01:00,272 --> 00:01:02,358 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 28 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,567 - I SEE TREASURES. 29 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:05,027 - IT'S FABULOUS. 30 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:07,071 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:07,113 --> 00:01:08,531 all: OH! 32 00:01:08,572 --> 00:01:10,699 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 33 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:11,992 - READY TO GO? 34 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,035 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 35 00:01:13,077 --> 00:01:14,745 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 36 00:01:14,787 --> 00:01:16,705 - HEY! 37 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:19,083 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 38 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,960 - ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW AT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 39 00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:23,587 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 40 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:27,007 - AND IT'S SOLD! 41 00:01:30,636 --> 00:01:32,763 - YEE-HAW! HERE WE GO! 42 00:01:32,805 --> 00:01:35,766 WE ARE HEADING TO AUSTIN, THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS. 43 00:01:35,808 --> 00:01:37,101 AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY SUMMER, 44 00:01:37,143 --> 00:01:39,228 STORAGE FACILITIES HAVE A BIG BLOWOUT 45 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,605 AND AUCTION OFF A MARATHON OF UNITS. 46 00:01:41,647 --> 00:01:43,023 IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN. 47 00:01:43,065 --> 00:01:44,775 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE HERE. 48 00:01:44,817 --> 00:01:46,318 I'M SO EXCITED! 49 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,654 [snoring] 50 00:01:48,696 --> 00:01:50,406 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET THERE. 51 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:55,161 - SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN. 52 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,453 [truck horn honking] - OKAY. 53 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,997 - STAY AWAY FROM HIS ASS! 54 00:01:58,038 --> 00:01:59,540 - I GOT SKILLS, MOE. IT'S FINE. 55 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:01,500 I WANTED TO COME TO AUSTIN TO FIND STUFF 56 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:02,751 THAT'S COOL AND HIP 57 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,628 AND HAS A FUNKY, YOU KNOW, VIBE TO IT. 58 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,755 ALL THESE PROJECTS THAT I TAKE ON-- 59 00:02:06,797 --> 00:02:07,756 IT'S A LOT OF MY TIME. 60 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:09,884 SO I NEED TO FIND STUFF 61 00:02:09,925 --> 00:02:11,760 THAT I CAN PUT ON THE FLOOR, SELL IT AS IT IS. 62 00:02:11,802 --> 00:02:14,054 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT THIS TRUCK, MOE. 63 00:02:14,096 --> 00:02:15,848 AT LEAST WE CAN HAUL LOTS OF [bleep] BACK THERE. 64 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:16,765 [horn honking] - BUT REMEMBER... 65 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:18,267 WE GOT TO ARRIVE SAFELY. 66 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:23,022 - THE HIPPIE VIBE GOIN' ON IN AUSTIN-- 67 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:26,942 I CAN REALLY FIND SOME TREASURES THAT FIT MY STYLE. 68 00:02:26,984 --> 00:02:29,486 MY STORE'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM A BIG UNIVERSITY. 69 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:31,947 SUMMER'S STARTING, AND I NEED TO GET A LOT OF PROJECTS GOING 70 00:02:31,989 --> 00:02:33,365 SO I'M READY FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS 71 00:02:33,407 --> 00:02:34,617 WHEN THEY COME BACK TO SCHOOL. 72 00:02:34,658 --> 00:02:37,077 AUSTIN! WHOO! 73 00:02:37,119 --> 00:02:39,580 - I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN TO AUSTIN BEFORE, 74 00:02:39,622 --> 00:02:41,498 AND I'M LOOKING FOR A LITTLE VARIETY. 75 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,876 SO MAYBE THEY HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO OFFER. 76 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:46,003 PEOPLE COME TO AUSTIN FOR THE ECLECTIC PIECES. 77 00:02:46,045 --> 00:02:48,339 THE WAY I SEE IT, THEY'RE GONNA PASS OVER THE HOME GOODS, 78 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:50,216 AND I COULD SLIDE IN THERE AND GET IT CHEAP. 79 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,968 I'M INVADING BUBBA AND RICKY'S TERRITORY TODAY. 80 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,094 LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE THAT. 81 00:02:57,514 --> 00:03:00,184 - IT FEELS GOOD NOT TO DRIVE FIVE HOURS 82 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:01,810 TO GO SOMEWHERE, DOESN'T IT? 83 00:03:01,852 --> 00:03:04,355 - AUSTIN IS CLOSE TO LAMPASAS, AND THAT'S MY TURF. 84 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:06,482 WE'RE EITHER GONNA BUY ALL THESE UNITS, 85 00:03:06,523 --> 00:03:08,567 OR WE'RE GONNA SEND ALL THESE FOLKS HOME BROKE. 86 00:03:10,236 --> 00:03:12,238 - WONDER WHERE I SHOULD PARK. 87 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:15,741 - OH, THEY BROUGHT A BIG TRUCK, HUH? 88 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:17,076 [crash] - OOH! 89 00:03:17,117 --> 00:03:18,994 [bleep], MOE. [laughs] 90 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,376 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'S ANY DAMAGE. 91 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:26,877 THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT, MOE? 92 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,754 - NO. ONLY $1,000. 93 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:31,632 - I ALREADY SPENT $400 ON THIS TRUCK, 94 00:03:31,674 --> 00:03:34,635 AND IT MAY JUST COST ME $1,000 MORE. 95 00:03:34,677 --> 00:03:37,054 I'M NOT USED TO DRIVING A BIG TRUCK LIKE THAT. 96 00:03:37,096 --> 00:03:38,722 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES 97 00:03:38,764 --> 00:03:40,224 FOR THE AUCTION: WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 98 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:41,725 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 99 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:43,852 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 100 00:03:43,894 --> 00:03:46,522 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAD IN YOUR POCKET. 101 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:48,774 ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH! 102 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:50,442 - HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! 103 00:03:59,201 --> 00:04:00,494 - THIS ONE'S DEFINITELY BEEN HERE A WHILE. 104 00:04:00,536 --> 00:04:02,162 - HERE'S A GUN CASE RIGHT THERE. 105 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:03,872 NOT REALLY OUR KIND OF STUFF, BUT WE'LL SEE. 106 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,708 - YEAH. - I LIKE PISTOL CASES, 107 00:04:05,749 --> 00:04:07,418 BUT YOU CAN'T EVER TELL IF THERE'S A PISTOL INSIDE. 108 00:04:07,459 --> 00:04:09,420 - BOX FULL OF VINTAGE KITCHEN ITEMS--$10? 109 00:04:09,461 --> 00:04:11,297 MAYBE IT'S AN OLD GARAGE SALE 110 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,507 THAT SOMEBODY JUST PACKED IN HERE--I DON'T KNOW. 111 00:04:13,549 --> 00:04:15,467 - YOU GOT PROJECTS. THAT DOOR IS GREAT. 112 00:04:15,509 --> 00:04:17,553 BUT YOU GOT A PROJECT. THE MIRROR'S GREAT. 113 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:18,929 YOU GOT A PROJECT. 114 00:04:18,971 --> 00:04:20,764 - YOU KNOW, THAT STUFF LOOKS COOL, 115 00:04:20,806 --> 00:04:23,058 BUT IT'S JUNK TO BEGIN WITH, 116 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,893 AND IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE JUNK LOOK GOOD. 117 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:27,896 - RATTAN HEADBOARD. 118 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:29,189 IT'S A LOT OF WORK, AND IT'S DUSTY, 119 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:30,691 BUT I LOVE IT. 120 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,776 THERE'S A TON OF SUMMER PROJECTS IN HERE. 121 00:04:32,818 --> 00:04:34,820 MY STORE WOULD BE STOCKED FULL OF PIECES FOR STUDENTS. 122 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:38,574 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 123 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:39,742 WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? 500. 124 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:41,035 - YEAH. - 500 THERE. 125 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:42,578 NOW 600, WE'LL DO 600. 700. 126 00:04:42,619 --> 00:04:44,455 WE'LL DO 700. NOW 800. 127 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:46,165 900. - YEAH! 128 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:47,958 IF YOU THINK ANYBODY'S GETTING THIS ONE CHEAP, 129 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,460 THAT'S A BIG OLD NEGATORY. 130 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:51,128 - 950 THERE, NOW 1,000. 131 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,796 WANNA GIVE 1,000? NOW 1,100. 132 00:04:52,838 --> 00:04:54,631 1,100, 1,100, 1,100 THERE, NOW 1,150. 133 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,425 NOW 1,200. 1,200 IN THE BACK. 134 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,427 1,300. WANNA GIVE 1,300? - YEAH! 135 00:04:58,469 --> 00:05:00,387 - 1,450. - [groans] 136 00:05:00,429 --> 00:05:02,056 - 1,450. NOW 1,500. 137 00:05:02,097 --> 00:05:03,390 WANNA GIVE 1,500? 138 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:05,684 1,500. LET'S DO IT! 1,500. 139 00:05:05,726 --> 00:05:07,603 - SHE'S DONE. [chuckles] 140 00:05:07,644 --> 00:05:10,397 - 1,550 GOING ONCE. 1,550 GOING TWICE. 141 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:12,399 I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $1,500. 142 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:13,859 [applause] 143 00:05:13,901 --> 00:05:15,652 - I KNOW I GOT GREAT FURNITURE IN THERE, 144 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:17,696 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF 1,500 WAS WORTH IT. 145 00:05:26,955 --> 00:05:28,999 - HEY. 146 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,876 WELL, WE GOT SOME WINDOWS AND DOORS IN HERE. 147 00:05:30,918 --> 00:05:32,086 ALL THIS STUFF KIND OF SELLS 148 00:05:32,127 --> 00:05:33,587 TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FIXING UP THEIR HOUSES 149 00:05:33,629 --> 00:05:35,005 SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES. 150 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:37,341 WATCH EVERYBODY PASS THIS OVER. 151 00:05:37,383 --> 00:05:38,926 - WELL, THEY GOT THE TOILET BOWL 152 00:05:38,967 --> 00:05:40,260 AND THE KITCHEN SINK. - YEP. 153 00:05:40,302 --> 00:05:41,762 LITTLE CONTRACTOR'S UNIT. - YEAH. 154 00:05:41,804 --> 00:05:43,222 NOT FOR US. 155 00:05:43,263 --> 00:05:45,349 - I DON'T SEE ANY TREASURES FOR ME. 156 00:05:45,391 --> 00:05:46,767 TOTALLY NOT MY DEAL. 157 00:05:46,809 --> 00:05:49,103 CONTRACTOR'S UNIT-- HOW BORING. 158 00:05:49,144 --> 00:05:50,979 - MOE, WHAT ARE YOU SEEING IN THERE THAT I'M NOT SEEING? 159 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,902 NO MORE PROJECTS, MOE. 160 00:05:56,944 --> 00:05:59,988 FUNKY PIECES-- THAT'S IT. 161 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:01,448 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT 50? 162 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,158 50 THERE, NOW 75. LET'S DO IT. 163 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,411 75. WE'LL DO 75. 164 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,246 - THE TWO BOUNCE CASTLES GOT ME IN THEIR SIGHTS. 165 00:06:07,287 --> 00:06:08,288 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LAY LOW. 166 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:10,124 - 75 IN THE BACK. NOW 100. 167 00:06:10,165 --> 00:06:12,292 NOW 125. NOW 175, 175. 168 00:06:12,334 --> 00:06:13,585 NOW 200. 200 THERE. 169 00:06:13,627 --> 00:06:16,004 NOW 225. WANNA GIVE 225? 225? AND I HAVE 250. 170 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:18,424 NOW 250, NOW 250. WANNA GIVE 250 ONCE? 171 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,467 250 TWICE. 172 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:23,387 SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $225. $225. 173 00:06:23,429 --> 00:06:26,014 - ONLY A FOOL WOULD PASS THIS LOCKER UP. 174 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,809 CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT IS THE EASIEST THING TO SELL. 175 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:30,519 - THAT LITTLE [bleep]. I DIDN'T SEE HIM BIDDING. 176 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:32,479 WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. 177 00:06:35,732 --> 00:06:37,693 - I'M JUST TOO ANXIOUS TO SPEND MORE MONEY 178 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:39,528 WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IS IN MY LOCKER. 179 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:41,572 SO I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT. 180 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:43,657 THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK, 181 00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:45,909 BUT I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT. 182 00:06:45,951 --> 00:06:48,537 I CAN DO A LOT OF COOL THINGS WITH THESE. 183 00:06:48,579 --> 00:06:50,456 PROBABLY $150. 184 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,167 THESE SHUTTERS ARE COOL 185 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:56,962 BECAUSE MY CUSTOMERS LIKE TO USE THEM AS ROOM DIVIDERS. 186 00:06:57,004 --> 00:06:59,756 STUDENTS AND ROOMMATES NEED THEIR PRIVACY FOR... 187 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,675 ACTIVITIES. 188 00:07:01,717 --> 00:07:04,761 SO I CAN SELL THIS ONE FOR, LIKE, 30. 189 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:07,514 AND THEN HERE'S A GIANT ONE. 190 00:07:07,556 --> 00:07:09,933 THIS ONE, ANOTHER 30. 191 00:07:09,975 --> 00:07:12,186 '30s, '40s-- THESE KIND OF-- 192 00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:15,481 THESE RATTAN SCROLLY HEADBOARDS KIND OF MADE A COMEBACK. 193 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,858 IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN GOOD CONDITION. 194 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,234 I CAN SELL THIS FOR $200. 195 00:07:19,276 --> 00:07:21,278 I KNEW THAT WHEN I BOUGHT THE LOCKER. 196 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,946 THESE ARE FANTASTIC. 197 00:07:22,988 --> 00:07:24,948 I'M TOTALLY IN ON RICKY AND BUBBA'S SECRET NOW. 198 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,700 AUSTIN IS AMAZE-BALLS. 199 00:07:26,742 --> 00:07:30,579 OKAY, I'M GONNA SEE WHAT THIS SHELF IS. 200 00:07:30,621 --> 00:07:31,914 GOT IN IT-- 201 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:35,083 OOH. THIS IS COOL! 202 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,341 I THINK IT'S AN OLD AMP. 203 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:46,762 THIS IS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR OLD AUSTIN BAND'S GARAGE. 204 00:07:46,803 --> 00:07:48,847 [sighs] OKAY... 205 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:52,059 OH, MY GOD! 206 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,311 IT'S 200 WATTS. 207 00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:57,147 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WATTS. A LOT OF WATTS COULD MEAN... 208 00:07:57,189 --> 00:07:58,315 A LOT OF DOLLARS? 209 00:07:58,357 --> 00:07:59,691 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 210 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:01,443 ABOUT THE VALUE OF MUSIC EQUIPMENT, 211 00:08:01,485 --> 00:08:04,238 BUT I'M DEFINITELY IN THE RIGHT CITY TO FIND OUT. 212 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:06,823 [whooping, cheering] 213 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:08,242 - [gasps] MOE! 214 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,673 - MARY MAY HAVE JUST PEED IN HER PANTS. 215 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:25,467 BUT SHE'S RIGHT. THIS IS A DREAM LOCKER. 216 00:08:25,509 --> 00:08:28,971 - WOW. THIS IS A LOT OF OLD ANTIQUE FURNITURE IN HERE. 217 00:08:29,012 --> 00:08:30,847 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT A LOT. 218 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:32,182 - I'LL HOLD YOU BACK. 219 00:08:32,224 --> 00:08:33,517 - THERE'S A DEER MOUNT... 220 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:34,977 LOTS OF CHAIRS, LOTS OF GOOD STUFF. 221 00:08:35,018 --> 00:08:36,520 - WE'RE GONNA BE A PLAYER ON THIS. 222 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:38,939 - THIS IS LIKE AN ANTIQUE STORE THAT WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. 223 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:40,691 - OH, MY GOD. 224 00:08:40,732 --> 00:08:43,944 THIS IS THE BEST FURNITURE LOCKER I'VE EVER SEEN. 225 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:46,154 NOW I WISH I DIDN'T SPEND $1,500. 226 00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:49,825 I MEAN, I CAN SEE, LIKE... $5,000 WORTH OF PROFITS 227 00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:51,159 JUST STANDING HERE. 228 00:08:51,201 --> 00:08:52,828 - BIG UNIT HERE. LOOKING FOR 2,000. 229 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:54,454 2,000 THERE. NOW 2,500. 230 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:55,789 WANNA GIVE 2,500? 2,500. 231 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:57,541 NOW 3,000. - 2,750. 232 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,376 - 2,750. 3,000 WHERE? 233 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:00,877 - HERE, WALT. - I HAVE 3,000. 234 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:02,546 NOW 3,250. WANNA GIVE 3,250? 235 00:09:02,588 --> 00:09:04,631 - YEAH. - 3,250. NOW 3,500. 236 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:07,718 - WHY? YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 237 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:09,136 - 3,500, 3,500. - WALT. 238 00:09:09,177 --> 00:09:11,388 - NOW 3,750. GOT 3,750. 239 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:14,057 NOW 4,000. WE HAVE 4,000 GOING ONCE. 240 00:09:14,099 --> 00:09:15,475 4,000 GOING TWICE. 241 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:16,810 - 3,850. - NOW 4,000. 242 00:09:16,852 --> 00:09:19,354 WANNA GIVE 4,000? - 3,900. 243 00:09:19,396 --> 00:09:20,897 - 3,900. - THEY'RE NOT GETTING THIS. 244 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,899 - NOW 4,000. WOULD YOU GIVE 4,000? 245 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,860 I HAVE 4,000. 4,000, NOW 4,100. 246 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:26,403 WOULD YOU GIVE 4,100? - YES. 247 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:27,571 - 4,200. WOULD YOU GIVE-- - OH, [bleep]. 248 00:09:27,613 --> 00:09:29,072 BLONDIE'S NOT PLAYING AROUND. 249 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:30,782 - 4,200, 4,200? - YEAH. 250 00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:33,285 - 4,200 HERE. NOW 4,300. WILL YOU GIVE 4,300 ANYWHERE? 251 00:09:33,327 --> 00:09:35,996 WILL YOU GIVE 4,300? 4,300 GOING ONCE. 252 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:37,539 4,300 GOING TWICE. 253 00:09:37,581 --> 00:09:39,499 I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $4,200. 254 00:09:39,541 --> 00:09:41,043 [applause] 255 00:09:41,084 --> 00:09:43,587 - NO ONE DOES ANTIQUE FURNITURE LIKE AUSTIN. 256 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,549 - HOPEFULLY, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME MORE ON THE NEXT ONE. 257 00:09:47,591 --> 00:09:49,051 I DIDN'T BUY THIS TRUCK FOR NOTHING. 258 00:09:49,092 --> 00:09:53,138 THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED OUR ROAD TRIP STARTING OFF. 259 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,515 - WE STILL GOT TWO DAYS. - YEAH. 260 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,017 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MOE, BUT... 261 00:09:57,059 --> 00:09:59,394 I'M GOING TO THE BAR. 262 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:01,480 NOW LET'S HOPE THAT THAT GUY BEHIND ME 263 00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:02,939 ALREADY LEFT. [laughs] 264 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:06,193 - BUBBA AND I HAVE A WHOLE ANTIQUE STORE 265 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:07,653 TO HAUL BACK WITH US. 266 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,446 - AND SINCE WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE WAREHOUSE... 267 00:10:09,488 --> 00:10:10,822 RIGHT ON TIME, GUYS. 268 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:14,117 BAM! OUR BACKUP'S ALREADY HERE. 269 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:16,078 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INTO THESE ANTIQUES. 270 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,123 BOY, THAT'S AN OLDIE. - 200 BUCKS. 271 00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,416 THERE WE GO. - THAT'S PRETTY NICE. 272 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,626 - LITTLE DROP-LEAF TABLE. 273 00:10:22,668 --> 00:10:24,586 IT'LL BRING 300. - STEER-HORN DRESSER 274 00:10:24,628 --> 00:10:26,129 WITH A MIRROR. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 275 00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:27,756 - PROBABLY CLOSE TO 900. 276 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:31,176 RAWHIDE SEAT, CHAIR, LADDER-- $100 BILL ALL DAY LONG. 277 00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:34,971 THAT'S $120 RIGHT THERE. 278 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,602 OLD STEAMER TRUNK. 300 BUCKS. 279 00:10:42,646 --> 00:10:43,980 NICE OLD CABINET. 280 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,066 - I BET THIS'D BRING $500, MAN. 281 00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,943 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 282 00:10:47,984 --> 00:10:50,987 OH, LORD, HIS POOR EARS. 283 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,490 - THAT WAS ONCE UPON A TIME A RED FOX. 284 00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:55,951 - POOR GUY. UGH! IT'S WEIRD. 285 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,661 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 286 00:10:57,703 --> 00:10:59,204 - WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 287 00:10:59,246 --> 00:11:00,664 - PORCUPINE? - NOPE. 288 00:11:00,706 --> 00:11:04,000 THAT'S A HEDGEHOG! 289 00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:06,712 - THAT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 290 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,047 - BUT THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING YOU EVER SEEN-- 291 00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:10,757 A TWO-HEADED CHICKEN. 292 00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:12,968 - WHAT? THAT'S GREATNESS. 293 00:11:13,009 --> 00:11:14,386 OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE THESE WORTH? 294 00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:15,679 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. 295 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:17,305 - NOW I'VE GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO BRING 296 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:19,266 MUTANT PEEPS, A HEDGEHOG, 297 00:11:19,307 --> 00:11:21,476 AND A DEAF FOX. 298 00:11:26,314 --> 00:11:28,400 - SO I'M HEADING BACK TO MY CONTRACTOR'S UNIT, 299 00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:30,318 KIND OF JUST TO SEE HOW SMART I REALLY AM. 300 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,528 - WHAT'S HE DOING? 301 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,113 IS HE GONNA LOAD HIS DOORS IN THERE? 302 00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:34,740 - THOSE DOORS WON'T FIT! - WHAT? 303 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,074 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HOLD THEM WITH YOUR HAND ON TOP. 304 00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:38,160 - DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, GUYS. 305 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,787 I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. - TYPICAL OUT-OF-TOWNER-- 306 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,080 BRINGS A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT. 307 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,627 [horn honks] 308 00:11:47,669 --> 00:11:48,628 - PULL IT UP, GUYS. 309 00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:50,881 RIGHT UP TO THAT TRUCK. 310 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,427 HEY, YO, BUBBA, 311 00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:58,472 HOW YOU GUYS DOING WITH THAT TINY LITTLE TRAILER? 312 00:11:58,513 --> 00:12:01,558 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN GET HELP. 313 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,185 - YOU ONLY GOT THREE THINGS TO PUT IN THERE. 314 00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:04,770 - I THINK THEY'RE A LITTLE WORRIED. 315 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,522 BY THE TIME I LEAVE AUSTIN, THIS TRUCK IS GONNA BE PACKED. 316 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,024 WELL, THE REASON WHY I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER 317 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,609 IS FOR THE TILE. 318 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,652 WHEN I WAS LEAVING NEW YORK, I WAS IN THE TILE BUSINESS, 319 00:12:12,694 --> 00:12:14,362 AND I HAD A LOT LEFT OVER. 320 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,031 AND I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD SELL IT AT ALL, 321 00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:17,741 AND IT'S THE ONLY THING I SOLD OUT COMPLETELY. 322 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,910 THESE ARE $60 A BOX HERE. 323 00:12:19,951 --> 00:12:22,454 SO WE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 324 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,915 360 BUCKS IN TILE THAT'S NEW. 325 00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:27,709 FIRST ITEM I SEE MADE MY MONEY BACK AND A PROFIT. 326 00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:29,544 REAL HEAVY SOLID OAK DOORS. 327 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,670 $400. 328 00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:32,214 THIS PALLET ALONE RIGHT HERE. 329 00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:34,925 I GOT $100 AND TWO EXHAUST FAN LIGHTS FOR YOUR BATHROOM. 330 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:37,302 AND I'M GONNA GO 30 BUCKS ON THE SINK. 331 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,970 YOU KNOW, THE ROOFING SHINGLES RIGHT HERE-- 332 00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:40,806 $10 OR $20. 333 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,932 WE GOT A LITTLE WINDOW HERE. 334 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:43,141 IT'S A LITTLE REPLACEMENT WINDOW. 335 00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:44,684 I'D SAY 30 BUCKS. 336 00:12:44,726 --> 00:12:46,228 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE-- ANOTHER 30 BUCKS. 337 00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:49,606 HEY, WHAT DO WE GOT THERE? HO! 338 00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:51,817 HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 339 00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,031 WE GOT TO CHECK THESE OUT. 340 00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:00,283 WE GOT THREE OF 'EM. 341 00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:01,827 AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 342 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,662 AUSTIN IS A PRETTY GREEN CITY. 343 00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:04,996 I THINK IT'LL BE PRETTY EASY 344 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:07,415 TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS STUFF. 345 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:08,750 THESE AUSTIN WEIRDOES, 346 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,335 THEY GO CRAZY OVER SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. 347 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:11,962 IF THESE BAD BOYS ARE WORTH SOMETHING, 348 00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,755 I MAY BE GOING GREEN IN TWO WAYS. 349 00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:16,633 [whistling] 350 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:23,557 - I FOUND SOME COOL OLD FENDER AMPS, 351 00:13:23,598 --> 00:13:25,517 SO I'M TAKING THEM TO THE CONTINENTAL CLUB, 352 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:27,894 WHICH IS THIS ICONIC MUSIC VENUE IN AUSTIN. 353 00:13:27,936 --> 00:13:29,229 ARE YOU ALAN? 354 00:13:29,271 --> 00:13:31,106 IT'S BEEN A MUSIC CLUB SINCE 1957. 355 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:33,191 THIS IS THE BEST PLACE IN AUSTIN TO TAKE THESE AMPS. 356 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,485 - YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE HERE? 357 00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:38,113 - I KNOW THAT THEY'RE FENDER, AND I KNOW THAT THEY'RE AMPS. 358 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,367 UM... 359 00:13:42,409 --> 00:13:44,286 - IF WE'RE GONNA DO AN ACCURATE APPRAISAL ON IT, 360 00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:47,247 I'M GONNA NEED TO LOOK INSIDE OF IT TO MAKE SURE 361 00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:48,498 THAT THE ELECTRONICS INSIDE OF IT ARE ORIGINAL. 362 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,750 - OKAY. 363 00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:57,507 - OKAY. I'M GONNA GET THIS SPEAKER DISCONNECTED. 364 00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,217 - THIS GUY IS LIKE THE AMP DOCTOR. 365 00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:00,677 - HERE WE ARE. 366 00:14:00,719 --> 00:14:04,139 WHAT YOU HAVE IS... 367 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,224 100% ORIGINAL. 368 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:09,352 NOT A SINGLE PART HAS BEEN REPLACED IN IT SINCE 1966. 369 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:11,229 - NO WAY. 370 00:14:11,271 --> 00:14:14,608 - IT'S CLEAN AS THEY COME. VERY NICE. 371 00:14:14,649 --> 00:14:17,235 - SO CAN WE CHECK OUT THE OTHER ONE I HAVE HERE? 372 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:18,778 - THIS IS A TWEED DELUXE 373 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:22,282 FROM THE ERA OF 1955 TO 1960. 374 00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,993 WHAT YOU HAVE HERE... 375 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,661 IS... 376 00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,038 NOT ORIGINAL. 377 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,707 - BOO! 378 00:14:30,749 --> 00:14:33,877 - EVERYTHING INSIDE OF THE AMP HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT. 379 00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:37,005 AND THIS AMP HAS BEEN REBUILT BY SOMEONE. 380 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,882 IT JUST BRINGS THE VALUE DOWN IMMENSELY. 381 00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:41,051 THE BEST YOU'RE GONNA GET FOR THAT AMPLIFIER 382 00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:44,095 IS PROBABLY ABOUT $400. 383 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:46,139 - IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE. 384 00:14:46,181 --> 00:14:47,599 - COULD HAVE PUT ANOTHER ZERO ON THAT. 385 00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:49,517 - UGH. - [laughing] 386 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:50,936 - WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE THEN? 387 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,438 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING IN HERE ORIGINAL AND OLD. 388 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:58,652 - IN THIS CONDITION, IT WOULD BE WORTH... 389 00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:01,404 FROM 2,000 TO 2,500. 390 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:03,615 - THAT IS BADASS. - YEAH. 391 00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:05,784 - ALL RIGHT, SO CAN WE ROCK 'EM OUT? 392 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,661 - SURE. - I'M GONNA BE THE ROADIE. 393 00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:09,287 CAN I TURN IT AROUND? 394 00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:11,665 OH, YOU'RE COMING OVER-- [loud static] 395 00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:13,959 SORRY. I'M NOT TOUCHING IT AGAIN. 396 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,294 - [laughing] 397 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,504 - I DIDN'T HURT ANYTHING, RIGHT? 398 00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:20,840 - NO. [strumming chords] 399 00:15:20,882 --> 00:15:24,511 ♪ ♪ 400 00:15:24,552 --> 00:15:26,596 - I LOVE IT. - THERE IT IS. 401 00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:28,473 - YOU KNOW, AUSTIN'S BEEN PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 402 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:30,767 I'M ALL SET FOR THE COLLEGE STUDENTS, 403 00:15:30,809 --> 00:15:32,769 AND AS FAR AS THE REST OF THE AUCTIONS THIS WEEK, 404 00:15:32,811 --> 00:15:34,270 I'M JUST WARMING UP. 405 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,899 OH, THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD HIGH FIVE. 406 00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:43,947 - I FOUND THREE SOLAR PANELS IN THE UNIT 407 00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:45,573 THAT EVERYBODY PASSED UP. 408 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:48,284 GREEN TECHNOLOGY--YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 409 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,954 SO I'M TAKING THESE TO AN EXPERT AT A LOCAL SOLAR FARM. 410 00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:52,872 HOW YOU BEEN? - I'M GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 411 00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:54,457 - THIS PLACE LOOKS TOTALLY AWESOME. 412 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:57,460 HOW MUCH PROPERTY YOU HAVE? - THIS IS 380 ACRES. 413 00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:59,796 - HOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU POWER OUT OF THIS PLACE? 414 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,048 - THIS PLANT IS ENOUGH TO POWER ABOUT 5,000 HOMES. 415 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,883 - WOW. THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. 416 00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:05,468 JAY, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I BROUGHT. 417 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,303 - OKAY. YEAH. I'M INTERESTED TO SEE IT. 418 00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:12,350 IT'S A 120-WATT FOLDABLE SOLAR PANEL. 419 00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:14,185 HEAVY-DUTY, VERY DURABLE. 420 00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:15,770 IT'S VERY HIGH QUALITY. 421 00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:17,397 ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR MILITARY USE. 422 00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,441 IF IT'S IN THE SUN, IT SHOULD BE PRODUCING POWER. 423 00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:21,484 I GOT SOMETHING I THINK WE COULD TEST WITH IT. 424 00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:24,112 THIS IS JUST A REGULAR OLD RADAR DETECTOR. 425 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,530 THIS WILL PLUG INTO THERE. 426 00:16:25,572 --> 00:16:27,741 IF THE PANEL WORKS, THIS SHOULD TURN ON, 427 00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,200 AND WE SHOULD GET A LITTLE BEEPING SOUND HERE. 428 00:16:29,242 --> 00:16:31,911 - OKAY. 429 00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:34,456 [beeping] 430 00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:36,166 [chuckling] 431 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,584 - THERE YOU GO. I GUESS IT WORKS. 432 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:41,129 - SWEET. I GUESS HERE COMES THE $64,000 QUESTION. 433 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:42,505 - [chuckles] OKAY. 434 00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:43,840 - HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH? 435 00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:47,302 - I HAVE SEEN THESE PARTICULAR SOLAR MODULES 436 00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:49,846 ANYWHERE FROM... 437 00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:51,890 $1,300 TO $1,700. 438 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,559 - EACH ONE? 439 00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:56,561 - EACH ONE. - EACH ONE? 440 00:16:56,603 --> 00:16:57,771 - EACH ONE. THAT'S RIGHT. 441 00:16:57,812 --> 00:16:59,773 - HOLY MOLY! 442 00:16:59,814 --> 00:17:01,399 IT GOES TO SHOW YOU-- THE PRETTY, THE ECLECTIC, 443 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:03,026 AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE-- 444 00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,486 IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST PROFIT. 445 00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:05,570 LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING SOLAR, MY MAN. 446 00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:06,696 - EXCELLENT. 447 00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:08,114 - GET BACK TO WORK. - ALL RIGHT. 448 00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,657 - NOW I'VE GOT THE ENERGY 449 00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,701 TO GO UP AGAINST BUBBA AND RICKY FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. 450 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:22,712 - THIS IS THE PLACE, I THINK, RIGHT? 451 00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:23,922 - YEAH, THINK IT IS. 452 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:25,632 - TAXIDERMY'S VERY COMMON IN TEXAS, 453 00:17:25,673 --> 00:17:26,925 BUT RICKY AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN 454 00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:29,469 A TWO-HEADED CHICK BEFORE. 455 00:17:29,511 --> 00:17:31,304 - SO WE FOUND THIS FUNKY LITTLE ROADSIDE ATTRACTION 456 00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:33,139 TO TAKE OUR PIECES TO. HI. 457 00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:34,933 I'M RICKY. - WELCOME TO THE MUSEUM 458 00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,434 OF EPHEMERATA... - HEY, RICKY. SCOTT. 459 00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,103 - WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG. 460 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,855 COME ON IN. 461 00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:43,900 [chilling music] 462 00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:50,740 ♪ ♪ 463 00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:53,243 - YEAH, WHY ARE YOU LOCKING THE DOOR, DUDE? 464 00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:55,286 EXPLAIN THE NAME TO ME. 465 00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,664 - WELL, "EPHEMERATA" MEANS SOMETHING THAT'S FLEETING, 466 00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,499 SOMETHING WITH A LIFE CYCLE, 467 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,584 LIKE TAXIDERMY, SO... 468 00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,711 MUSEUMS ARE ALL ABOUT FREEZING TIME 469 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:06,047 OR TRYING TO STOP TIME. 470 00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:08,800 AND AS WE CAN SEE, TIME ROLLS ON AND THINGS HAPPEN 471 00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:11,928 WITH WHAT WE TRY TO FREEZE. 472 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:14,013 - I CAN TELL YOU THAT THAT IS 473 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:16,432 THE BIGGEST GREEN BEAN I BELIEVE I EVER SEEN. 474 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:19,060 - THAT'S A BEHEMOTH FILIPINO BEAN POD. 475 00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:23,189 AND IT'S MEANT TO SHRINK YOU, MAKE YOU FEEL MINIATURE. 476 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:26,234 - INTERESTING. 477 00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:27,819 [laughs] 478 00:18:27,861 --> 00:18:31,739 - THIS, TO ME, LOOKS LIKE AN OLDER FORM OF TAXIDERMY. 479 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,867 - I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THAT FLUFFY TAIL. 480 00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:36,119 - SO IF WE HAD IT REPAIRED 481 00:18:36,161 --> 00:18:38,246 AND HAD THE EARS AND EVERYTHING, WHAT DO YOU-- 482 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,706 WHAT KIND OF VALUE YOU THINK IT WOULD BE WORTH? 483 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:42,917 - MAYBE, YOU KNOW, 250, 300. 484 00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:46,254 - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT WOULD COST TO REPAIR IT? 485 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:48,506 - PROBABLY ABOUT 250, 300. 486 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:51,467 - OUR OTHER PIECES MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE EXCITING, 487 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:54,846 BUT I DON'T THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED BY ANYTHING. 488 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,681 - LOOKS LIKE A HEDGEHOG BABY. 489 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:58,183 - I WANT TO PUT A LITTLE BOW ON HIM. 490 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,143 - IT'S UNIQUE. 491 00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,728 - WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK HE'S WORTH? 492 00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:03,980 - I WOULD GUESS 100 TO 200. 493 00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:04,939 - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. - YEAH. 494 00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:08,234 JUST, UH, WRAP HIM BACK UP. 495 00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:10,987 - [gasps] - OH! 496 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,238 YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN A TWO-HEADED CHICK. 497 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,699 I'VE SEEN DOUBLE-HEADED DUCKLINGS 498 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,409 AND DOUBLE-BODIED DUCKLINGS. 499 00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,661 - I THINK HE WAS CREATED, 500 00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:22,123 BECAUSE I DO SEE A SLIGHT LINE HERE. 501 00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:24,417 BUT HE IS AMUSING. - SO HE WASN'T BORN THAT WAY. 502 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:25,585 - NO. 503 00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:27,170 - OKAY. 504 00:19:27,212 --> 00:19:29,297 - OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE BROUGHT, 505 00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:30,965 I THINK THIS IS THE MOST SPECTACULAR. 506 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,134 - MAYBE, AS IS... 507 00:19:33,176 --> 00:19:34,552 100? 508 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,262 - I THINK 200. 509 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,847 - AT LEAST 100 FOR EACH HEAD, RIGHT? 510 00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:40,975 - THANK YOU FOR VISITING THE MUSEUM OF EPHEMERATA, 511 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,477 WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG. 512 00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:45,521 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA FORGET THIS PLACE. 513 00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:47,065 APPRECIATE IT. IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 514 00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:48,900 I'M NOT SURE THE TAXIDERMY IS WORTH THE TROUBLE, 515 00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,443 BUT THE ANTIQUES WERE A SCORE. 516 00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:52,445 THE HOME TEAM DEFINITELY WON THIS AUCTION. 517 00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:56,449 HOLY COW, DUDE. - KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. 518 00:19:56,491 --> 00:20:00,453 narrator: THE CHAMPION IN AUSTIN WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, 519 00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:04,749 WHO BUILT A $5,800 PROFIT FROM HIS CONTRACTOR'S UNIT. 520 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,669 RICKY AND BUBBA'S ANTIQUES AND TAXIDERMY 521 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:11,381 STUFFED THEIR POCKETS WITH 4,300 BUCKS. 522 00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:15,343 JENNY GRUMBLES MADE THE GRADE WITH $1,800, 523 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:19,681 WHILE MARY AND MOE ARE OUT 1,400 BUCKS IN TRUCK RENTAL 524 00:20:19,722 --> 00:20:21,724 AND TRUCK REPAIR. 525 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:24,018 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR ENTIRE WING 526 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,437 DEDICATED TO SLEEP? - OKAY. 527 00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:28,815 - SO THIS IS OUR ENTIRE WING... 528 00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:31,734 DEDICATED TO SLEEP. - AH, I GET IT! 529 00:20:31,776 --> 00:20:34,153 - THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF SLEEP YOUR TWO CARING CURATORS 530 00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,072 COLLECTED FROM THE CORNER OF OUR EYES 531 00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,615 OVER THE COURSE OF TWO MONTHS. 532 00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:40,368 MULTIPLY THAT BY THREE-- 533 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,620 THAT'S THE AVERAGE AMOUNT OF SLEEP PRODUCED IN ONE YEAR. 534 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:45,081 MULTIPLY THAT BY 7 BILLION, 535 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:48,042 THAT'S THE AMOUNT OF SLEEP PRODUCED PER ANNUM WORLDWIDE, 536 00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:50,420 WHICH WOULD SURELY FILL THE VIAL, FILL THE ROOM, 537 00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:53,464 AND LEAVE US ALL SURFING OUT ON A WAVE OF SLEEP. 538 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:55,758 - PRICELESS. - [laughing] 539 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,218 - I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL.